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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you do with one hundred million dollars? It's
the Jewble Show. Do you think you could make your
dreams come true and finally accomplish your goals of buying
a mansion and filling it full of tapioca pudding so
every time you open the door you get flooded with
that delicious.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Bubbly treat.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I love it. Or hiring a butler to follow you
around that you could command to smack anybody that you want. Well,
think again. One celebrity has taken over the news because
they claim that it's impossible to live on one hundred
million dollars, oh so much so that they've been whining
about it all over the place and people are outraged.
Who is it and why do they say one hundred
(00:35):
million dollars? It's just not enough money? I tell you
right after this It's the Jewble Show. Do you think
you could live on one hundred million dollars? Yeah, well,
guess what, You're probably wrong because one celebrity is making
headlines today because they're complaining about the fact that one
hundred million dollars is just not enough money to live on. Yeah,
(00:57):
we'll tell you it is. In just a second.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But I don't forget.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You can always stream the show on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you stream things. You can also listen to
the podcast wherever you get your podcast, just type in
the Jewbile Show, but streamless. Yeah, go to the heart
radio app, listen on your device, whatever you got to do,
but stream the show. It's really fun. Come hanging out,
the most exciting thing you'll do all day.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, he's not lying. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Now, which celebrity is it that says that one hundred
million dollars is just not enough money for anybody?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
In the recession like we have now, people are losing
their jobs left and right. This fool decides to speak
up and hundred million dollars is not enough?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
How disconnected? Is it a man or a woman?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's a man. It's former NFL player Odell Beckham Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Why anymore?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I know that he's complaining that one hundred million
dollars is just not enough money.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We have audio of it too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Here's what he said on a recent podcast that he
was on where he was whining about just not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Having enough, about being out of touch.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, here's why one hundred million dollars is not enough money,
according to Odell Beckham Junior, when.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You sacrifice your whole life to get here, Like, yeah,
I played ten years in the league, and I always
explain this people like, bro, you give somebody a five year,
hundred million dollars contract, right, what is it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Really?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's five years for sixty so sixty million?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay, now I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, here he goes on, you're getting text. Do the math.
That's twelve a year.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know that you have to spend used, well saved, save,
invest flaunt like whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, that's the problem. Flaunt. It's being real.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm a back or I'm get my mama house, I'm
gonna do everything costs money.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So you if you.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Spending four million dollars a year, that's really forty million over.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Five years eighty You get that now you know.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Now you start breaking down the numbers, it's like that's
a five year span of where you're getting.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Amen, why do you make that last forever?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And now you always hear the people who ain't us
and ain't been in the position like.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh well that would last life time.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, this job that I sacrificed my whole life for.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
They are giving me that I didn't ask for a
certain dollar amount or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But we weren't talk about no financial littery.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, producer Freezy raising your hand.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
The person who's working in McDonald's is sacrificing their life
to work.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That job too.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, like for hourly you know what I mean,
like perpective bro.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
According to Odell Beckham Junior, one hundred million dollars is
not enough money. And I'll break that number the numbers
down for you again. He said, one hundred million dollars
over five years is really sixty million after taxes. That's
twelve million dollars a year, four million spent on cars
and the houses, et cetera. And suddenly it just goes away.
It's not enough money.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Well, yeah, you're.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Spending four million on cars and.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Out right, I'm just still stuck on how he was like, no,
if you've never had this, then you just don't understand
the position that we're in. I would love to have
that problem, right me too. I do appreciate the fact
that he is being so open about his I mean, spend,
his spending, his need for money. Like okay, cool, you
are that guy. I'm still judging you but you are
(04:08):
that guy. But like what like?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I don't under like I feel like, especially now the
economy is like some people are doing so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Did he say charity in there at all?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, charity is probably a strip bird of Miami Strip
Club got a million of it.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
It's got wrong timing, like to start like trying to
say all this.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't think he cares the room, bro. I mean,
that's just that he doesn't care about the room. He
doesn't care about other people. He cares about his life
and making sure his cars are shiny so he can
flaunt when he wants.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
It just shows how out of touch that one hundred
million dollars got him. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, people are out here with real jobs, working real
jobs and many hours, working really hard to barely make it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't think he's thinking about money though as well.
I think he is defined by playing football, and with that,
his worth to himself is the number that he was making.
So if you aren't no longer playing football and you
are accustomed to a certain amount of money, now you're
saying that you're not worth as much as you were before.
Of course I had to do this. I'm sorry, but
it just makes sense. Because now it's like you're saying
(05:10):
all this, you're breaking down the money and you're crying
about your cars, But honestly, you're looking in the mirror
going what am I going to do with the rest
of my life if I'm not playing football?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
If I wasn't taught how to manage millions? I believe
why of course, Yeah, I'm very few people are taught
how to manage million unless you grow up in a
million dollar household. But if you get a hundred million dollars,
hire somebody to manage your million totally.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Or now you have free time, go learn look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, yeah, now you're not playing the league, invest in
yourself and maybe you'll make more money back.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's here and break down that math again for you
in case you're working at a minimum wage job. Yeah,
and you should be thankful. You should be thankful that
you're working at a minimum wage job. This is much easier
than having one hundred million dollars. Yeah, here's a dell
back of junior again.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When you've sacrificed your whole life to get here, and
you're like, yeah, I played ten years in the league
and I'll always explain this to people, like, Bro, you
give somebody a five year, hundred million dollar contract, right,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's five years for sixty.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Tell me about it. Odell, believe me. I understand. And
these pores just don't get it. They're always walking around
thinking it's great on this side of the fence. By
the way, if you come near my fence, I'm getting
press prosecuted.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Well, just twelve a year.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
You have to spin us save save.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I like how he.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Didn't bring up saved.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Another dude was like, also saved for you?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Help?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, I guess, and he said save, but really he
was like what money. Yeah, he's got the good toilet paper.
Your clung Frank, happens every single hour. I used to
Now he doesn't apparently, right, right, you go from a
hundred million dollars to shopping a dollar tree.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's another jubile phone frame sday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm so lost. I don't know where the street is.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Hello, hello, yes, hello, I'm so sorry. Well one moment,
please let me want the music or I'm so sorry
about that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
This is my bluetooth in my call, my Bluetooth is
connecting for some reason, and I kind of seem to
get already or to stop.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
One moment please, Hello, yes, yes, this is Sierra, Yes
it is this is Heinrich. Well, I'm calling from dot
Com and I'm doing a delivery for you today of
a very expensive item. And and then I'm having trouble
finding the address to go to.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Okay, where are you?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm sorry one.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Moment, please, I'm so sorry my Bluetooth speakers.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
If the Bluetooth has.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Come back on my vehicles, so let me see if
I can want it off again.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Hello, Hi, Yes, Hello, My name is Heinrich, and I'm
calling from dot Com and I'm delivering a very expensive
item for Cierra.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm having trouble finding the dras.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
I'm so sorry my Bluetooth has come back on. Like
for some reason, my Bluetooth keeps playing over the speakers.
It's been a very long drive and so I'm so there.
I got to stop.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Hello, what is going on with the music?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
What if?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
For some reason, my Bluetooth keeps coming on in the
vehicle that I'm driving to deliver the but my name
is Heinrich, and I'm delivering our package and I'm having
trouble finding the uldres.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Yeah, it's a very expensive necklace.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It needs to be there today for my parents anniversary.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
That's what I pay for.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, so if you yes, I know, and I'm having
trouble fighting.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Exactly, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
I'm trying to turn it on because I'm just so
lost because like, I have.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
No idea what these streets are and I've never.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Been the same because.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I went around so hello.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I said, it's very hard for me to find my
way around right now because i'm new driver here since
I'm having trouble finding the address of where to go
to deliver this very expensive necklace for you said it
was an anniversary or something.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yes, I bring.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
I'm so sorry about that. Anyway, I've turned it off
now to never come back on again.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Ever.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Did you say something about Massachusetts?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I'm sorry? What did you say?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
No, what did you say?
Speaker 12 (09:30):
You said something about again?
Speaker 7 (09:35):
This is going on.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let me see what you're going. I think you were
saying this place I'm gonna being before so much now Okay,
it turned off.
Speaker 12 (09:45):
Wait wait wait, wait, why are you in Massachusetts?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Because of the deliveries that I'm making.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
It's You're not supposed to be in Massachusetts. You're supposed
to be an organ, Salem Organ.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You all say there was more than one said Lemon
in the United States.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Yes, there is Salem Organ.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
It's pretty famous.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
What do you mean you're in Massachusetts? Are you seriously
telling me you're in Massachusetts?
Speaker 11 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think that was the problem.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
The problem is I've read it's wrong, and I've d
even all the way to Massachusetts. No wonder it was
a three week drive for me.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
Would you get that wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm so sorry? What was that? My bluetooth became my
own again?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
You've got to be kidding me?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Pay for damn music? Off?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm so say hello, hello music. Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even realize it was back on there?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Are you serious?
Speaker 12 (10:44):
How did you get this wrong? I think you're thousands
of dollars to have it delivered today in Salem Organ.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
How did there company stuff so bad?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think it's it was an oops, A little bit
of an oops happened?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Really big boosy.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
No, you're gonna have a big oopsie when I get
you fired. You got this whole day.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hey, Sierra, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister Smith
to set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke.
She said that you guys not a very expensive necklace
for your mom for their anniversary and was supposed to
be delivered today.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
God, she's terrible. Oh my god, turn that off.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending? So we now know the day
that Taylor and Travis plan on getting married. Allegedly know
that because it's just out there, so I'm going to
say alleged, but they're pretty sure that that's it. But
the real kicker is is how Taylor got this date.
Because it seems to be a new trend for rich people.
And I'll tell you what it is in a second.
(12:00):
But first, Pantone, good old Pantone, has called the color
of the year for twenty twenty six, and people are
no Pantone. What's Pantone? The colors? Pantone colors. Oh you
didn't know that, I don't know that is okay? Well,
pantone every year claims the color of the year, So
twenty twenty six the color is white. Essentially, they're calling
(12:21):
it cloud Dancer. But the way people are reacting to
this cloud Dancer announcement is hysterical. They're like, white, we
just gave up. It's gonna go be surrendered. Yeah, this
is a sign of a recession because we're just gonna
be white. Somebody goes, is this rage bait? At this rate?
Next year's color is going to be clear? Yeah, that's
(12:42):
twenty twenty five of you so white. I guess we're
just all uninspired. We're going with white. The color of
the ear is white. Yes, I don't know years yea
every year all black every day. I love it. But
that's hilarious. This is also an opportunity for somebody who's
always dreamed of owning a company. Is actually if you're
a flat earther, because Columbia Sportswear has decided it's this
(13:05):
new campaign that they have that they're going to give
the whole entire company away if a flat earther can
prove that the Earth is flat. So you have to
be really creative and make sure you come up with it.
And just let them know. I mean, it's going to
be a full presentation Willie walk A style. If you
could prove it, the company's yours.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Imagine if somebody did though, heck yeah, like whoa, the
earth is actually flat and damn it, you have to
give her a company to This.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Guy's an amazing challenge though. I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, I mean too, It's impossible, but I would love
to see the people that do it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And lastly we can talk about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey.
So allegedly the day that they picked for their wedding
is June thirteenth, twenty six. It's not familiar because I
told you it's been out there. They've thrown the state around.
But it was already taken at the place that Taylor
wanted in Rhode Island. There was a couple that already
had a wedding schedule. See that couples getting dropped? Yeah,
(14:01):
so off that part freeze. Apparently, according to sources, they're
saying Taylor Swift paid off the couple to make sure
that they could have that venue on that day.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Did they say how much?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
No, if you had a bunch of money and you
were smart and right when she got engaged, she just
puffed up like every yeah one for like six thirteen,
for every thirteenth. Yeah, you'd probably make your money back. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Why why is it?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Somebody?
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Like are people's wedding days that like specific? Like do
people that normal like.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You as the Swiftie also know how important thirteen is
to her? I don't know why June's so important, but
by thirteen is so important to her?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
So duh, well like that, I get it, but it's
it's I mean, I don't know, like it's your wedding day,
Like is the fourteenth available?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Like a lot of people picked the date like when
they're little girls or you know, when they're young or
favorite number.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah yeah, man, I guess I just never wanted to
get married, Like I never make that date.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I just like went over school. What happens.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Let's get the first step out of the way. I
don't worry about the date.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Jason is on the phone today and he thinks that
his wife of four years named Kat might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help him out. Jason, Sorry,
you're in this position, but what's going on. Why do
you think that Kat might be cheating?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
You know, we've we've been we've been together since we
were in college. We were college sweethearts, and you know,
in college, we were we were partiers. We enjoyed it.
It was a fun time. But then we we found
out that we were pregnant and we settled down a
(15:47):
little bit.
Speaker 12 (15:48):
We have a.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
Daughter, Jenna, she said, and now she's just a lot
of our lives. And Kat wanted to stay home with
Jenna for a few years after she was and.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
I didn't have any problem with that.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
But now the general's going to school, Kat has the
opportunity to, you know, to find what makes her happy
other than just being a mom. I never pushed her
to get out in the world or anything. I just
want her to be happy. But I think she might
be a little bored with being a housewife being with me.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
So you think she's cheating to fill the boredom.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
She's a little different in the bedroom these days, like
how so the techniques, the the the attitude, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Different, like new stuff happening that okay, yeah, that can
be a sign of things. Sometimes it's like Okay, where'd
you learn that?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Not a good thing? Could it? Also, because I think
her being bored is a great point because she probably is.
What if your daughters at school and stuff. Now, maybe
she just did some research, you know, maybe she was
just trying to spice up her life and took it
into her own hands, you know, like was she home
during the day? Do you know what she's doing?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Is she going places?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I don't really know.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I guess what she's doing during the day.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You haven't asked her.
Speaker 13 (17:16):
I mean she said that she she stays home, she
takes care of the house. Obviously she takes care of
Jenna once she gets home. But I don't want to
press I haven't had the nerve to press the issue.
If there's nothing going on, then it'll sound weird, you.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, you sound super nervous, Like do you have like
a gut feeling about this that's making you freak out
a little bit?
Speaker 7 (17:41):
I just don't want to lose her.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Well, have you asked hers like where she's been learning
the new moves y'or like, hey, that's new? Where did
you get that from? Kind Of like I feel like
you can say it in like a funny, cute way.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
No, it's awkward.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
I mean, you don't want to ruin a good time
with a Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
She just seems distracted a lot, and I just have
this nagging little.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Feeling that she might be cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
All right, Well, you already told us what grocery store
you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
a song come back, and then call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
If she sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, yeah,
thank you?
Speaker 7 (18:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
To Catch Cheeter is next right in the middle of
To Catch a Cheater, And if you're just joining us
at Jason is on the phone and he thinks that
his wife of four years named Kat might be missing around.
So we're about to call her and see if we
can catch her. Well, before we do that, Jason, why
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
We've been married for four years, we have a lovely
little girl together. Now that she doesn't have to be
around the house a whole time with her, with a
little girl going to school. Cat's getting a little bit
more adventurous in bed, and I'm wondering where she picked
up those tricks.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's a fair concern, but also good for you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, and you said that she wouldn't probably send flowers
to you. So I'm going to call her and say
that it's a his and hers package. Flowers for her
and like a bottle of alcohol and some grooming stuff
for dudes. Oh hey, let's see if she'll send that
to you, okay, or to somebody else. All right, here
we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corble calling from I
(19:29):
was looking for our Rewards card member named Kat. She Hi, Kat,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. Here this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
What did I win?
Speaker 9 (19:41):
How did I win?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Every single month we choose one Rewards card member who
gets a free gift from us, and this month it's
actually his and hers package. So you've won thirty six
long stem red roses to be delivered to you and
then for a special someone in your life who might
be a dude or somebody who's into that kind of thing,
a bottle of alcohol of your choosing, and little grooming package. Really,
(20:02):
it's just our way of saying thank you for shopping
with us.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Oh my gosh, awesome. Can I actually send those to
somebody else?
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
And the grooming kit as well, same person or no.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
No, to people at the same address, but different names
like flowers for one and the grooming stuff for the
other person.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
We can definitely do that. I would need the first
and last names of the people that you want to
send them to, and then if you'd like to put
anything on a card, and then I'll get the address
and that's it.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Okay, I mean it's going to be the same address,
but I would like the flowers and to Emily and
the male things to Tyson tys go in.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, great, yeah, and do you want to put anything
on a card?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (20:53):
Can you say thank you guys for being so amazing.
Here's to our little secret.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yes, I can definitely do that for you. And also
now I can let you know that this is not
the grocery store. This is actually a radio show. It's
called the Jubil Show. Him Nina, Hi, Victoria, and my
name is Jubel and we do a segment on the
show that's called to Catch a cheatera where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
And your husband.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
Jason, Is that the radio right now?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah? Yes, And your husband Jason is on the phone.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Going on with Emily and Tyson?
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
What did you call the radio when they called me?
But did you set this up going on right now?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yes? I did?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
And you know what, Thank god I did.
Speaker 13 (21:44):
Thank god I did, because apparently you're doing something but
two people.
Speaker 12 (21:49):
You couldn't, Oh my god, you couldn't just ask me
a question.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You had to high ground here. This is crazy.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Where are you getting this from? What is this coming from?
Speaker 15 (22:03):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
What are you doing with with with Tyson? And are
you doing Why are you accusing men's cheating? Where is
this coming from? Here's the keeping our secret? What secret?
What are you three up to?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's confusing.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
We can talk about this later if you don't mind.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
That's no one thinking about right now.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
You have been board at home.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
You've been doing some quite frankly crazy stuff in the bedroom,
and I think I think that you got it from
some place.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
I am not cheating on you. I have never cheated,
but you definitely don't want to be talking about this
right now. This is not the place. This is how
you want to do this. This right now is how
you want to do this. I really want you to
think about that.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I mean, yeah, what have you been doing?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (22:56):
Wow, I can't believe you didn't just want to take
the win and realize that I was better at some
stuff than I used to be. But what really happened
and why I wanted to involve Emily and Tyson's is
because I was over at Emily's.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I brought over.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Jenna to play with Cynthia and Emily and I got
into like a girl's talk. I don't know if this
is something you can even comprehend because you're a man,
but a'll talk to each other about things in their lives.
We talk about what's working, we talk about what's not working.
The one area of our life that didn't feel like
it was up to scratch. Everything else was great. I
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love our child, I love you, I love our lives together.
I am so pissy right now, but I felt like
I might be boring you.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
A little bit in bed, and I was really.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
Insecure about that, and I've been having some feelings about that.
So I talked to Emily, who, as you know, is
one of my closest friends. It's not weird, it's not overstepping.
We were just discussing life, and I was telling her
that I felt like I didn't have a lot of
confidence in myself in the bedroom. And while we were
talking and she was commiserating with me, Tyson walked in,
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and you know, he wasn't trying to be weird or
disrespectful in any way. He was like, oh, maybe I
shouldn't be here for this or whatever, and I'm like, no,
it's fine. You know, they're just dealing with normal married
people stuff. And we got into this conversations and they
were actually really helpful, and they talked to me about
some of the things that they have overcome and some
of the things that have worked for them. So I
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took it upon myself to use their inspiration and do
a little research of my own and figure out some
things that I thought might be nice for you and
nice for us. And instead you excuse me of cheating
on the radio, and Tyson, this maybe Tami, but you've
decided you want to have this conversation right now. He
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showed me how to use you so that I could
look at videos and see things that looked fun and
like I might want to try them and you might
like them.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Which apparently you have at.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Least worked so well. And now you're here excusing me
of cheating on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Wow. Wow, Wow. Expect that this is good news, Jason, right.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Uh, okay, feel a little stupid right.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Now if you think about it, this is really cute
because now we know how much he loves her and
how excited he is now because of all the changes.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Honey, I am so grateful that you wanted to try
those sorts of things, but.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
It's not I was never bored with you. Please, please
don't ever think that I was bored with you. I'm
never bored with you.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
I'm really mad at you right now because you accuse
me of cheating in front of strangers. But like, I've
really been upset about this and worried that you were
getting bored with me. And now everybody knows that my
friends have been teaching me things.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Embarrassing at everybody? Does it?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Do they normal?
Speaker 12 (26:08):
This doesn't feel normal right now?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Do you think it's normal?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
No, honey, it's fine. I'm I'm not mad.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I'm just so happy that you're that neither of us
are unhappy with each other.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
I am kind of mad right now, but I'm really
glad we talked. I'm I can we please keep talking,
not on the phone, and.
Speaker 13 (26:30):
The next time that Emily and Tyson come.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Home, we will, well, it'll be something.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
They don't listen to.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
This the Jewel Shows.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
To catch a cheater, all right?
Speaker 16 (26:50):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Don't you? Wait?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Time for Universe Victoria your chance to take on Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets.
So call us up right now if you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jewbilshow dot com if you think you
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can cause Victoria's brain to go to the blue screen
rebooting in a safe mode, where she'll wander the cracked
halls of regret holding a broken buzzer and arguing with
a magic eight ball about whether she still has it
or not.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
The thing is I kind of visualize. I close my
eyes and visualized all that. Yeah, I kind of like,
is that what it feels like?
Speaker 17 (27:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That's kind of what it feels like. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Like, I'm just wondering through walls to a ball, but
I'm fighting with it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why that's talking back to me?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well, if you want to play, we'll play right after
this calls Right now, universe, Victoria isn't next.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh it's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 14 (27:53):
All right?
Speaker 16 (27:54):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you, you're an intellectual.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets, and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria. Jen. What's up?
Speaker 11 (28:15):
Jen?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
How are you.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Great? Thank you for asking you? Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm doing amazing.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I am so ready.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, I am a little nervous yea, yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
That's else. Sure, Victoria, I am well, I'm so good
before scared to play me?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Is that what it is, Jenn? Are you scared to
play Victoria? Or is it just like you're nervous because
like it's so you're on the radio. Did you have
to do that?
Speaker 17 (28:39):
Sorry, I'm nervous because I'm actually on the radio.
Speaker 12 (28:44):
I don't get through.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm super confident.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It has nothing to do with Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
It goes We're gonna send Victoria at one in the
studio and Jen, you have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
And Victoria has to be you outright to win? Okay,
all right, all right, she's outside. The door is closed,
and here we go, Jen, your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
What is the main gas release when vinegar reacts with
baking soda in the movie It's a Wonderful Life. What
happens every time a bell.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Rings an angel gets his wing?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
What part of the cell contains the genetic material? What
percentage of Earth's surface is covered by snow, either permanently
or temporarily In the movie Elf, what was the first
rule of the Code of Elves?
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Oh my gosh, I don't remember passing.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into this time brow.
While she's coming back in, here's a question for you, Jen.
What celebrities holiday celebration.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Would you like to ruin? And how would you do it?
Speaker 18 (29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh, ruin?
Speaker 13 (30:01):
I I'm still on the spot.
Speaker 17 (30:05):
This is so hard, Ryan Reynolds, Yeah, I don't know
how I would do it. I think it would evolve
like getting a team of people and like weird costumes
to crash it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
But they might be into that.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, all of a sudden, it makes it better. I'm
super happy about it. This is almost Victoria. What celebrities
holiday celebration would you like to ruin it? How would
you do it?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
I feel like I would just make everybody's holiday celebration,
you know, I don't know if I The only reason
I say that Kardashians is because I feel like if
you were to ruin it, like A, you're not really
running it. B you could really mess some things up.
And they got a pretty big house, so halftime, you
probably wouldn't actually get caught, and you would get like
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quite a few good things. I don't know they have
like always like.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Good question you in their holiday by stealing all their
Christmas presents a burglar.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
No, it's called the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Your answer better, Jen bavery a. Here we go thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Jen outrights
win and gen you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay, Randy, what is the main gas released when vinegar
reacts with baking soda? Wait?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
What that's baking gas?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Air? In the movie It's a Wonderful Life? What happens
every time the bell rings? Babies born? I don't know.
I don't know what part of the cell contains genetic material?
Oh your DNA? What percentage of the Earth's surface part
of the cell?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Dang it? The chromosomes?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
The wait DNA? I don't know. Next, I'm what percentage
of the Earth's surface is covered by snow, either permanently
or temporarily.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Just put her head down on.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Alright, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Free.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
You guys did phenomenally. Jen has one and before it
has none.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
J Congratulations you did it, Oria.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I didn't like those questions.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
We've also got Dave Chappelle tickets. Thank you for playing.
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Carbon dioxide is the gas that's released when when vinegar
reacts with baking soda. I don't know that's true a.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Movie and you said baking, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Like you're basically baking. But then she ended on air
like soda and.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
That was the key bake with Yeah, like cookies.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I don't know, it's okay. Just just so you didn't
know it's okay. What I mean, I wouldn't have known
that it's okay.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I wouldn't have either, but I wouldn't have tried.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
In the movie It's a Wonderful Life, every time a
bell rings and angel gets its wings.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What that sounds like way's being born every time rings
and angel gets its wings.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, it's really cute. What was that movie made a
long time ago?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
That's why I didn't. I mean, I don't know my
grandparents maybe watch.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
All the old It's like a fifties movie or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't tell. Yeah, it was black and white. Yeah,
like White Christmas all that as I am, you guys
supposed to know that that question.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I seen that movie more than I've ever seen any movie.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Really.
Speaker 15 (33:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I had a span of a few years when I
was a kid where I just wanted to because it
was used to be on TV all the time on
a bunch of different channels, and I wanted to try
to watch every single channel every time it was That's
a good challenge.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Christmas Story was that for me.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Really, I really enjoyed the movie that much. I just
wanted to do it because they were spent so much
time trying to find where it.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Was at and watch it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Watching just that movie. Yeah, And I didn't even really like.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
It too awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
There's something in the nucleus.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Of his cells.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I didn't even want to do that. The nucleus is
the part that contained it's the genetic material. I knew
that twenty three percent of the earth surface is covered
by snow, either permanently or temporarily. And the first rule
or the first rule of the Code of Elves is
street every day like Christmas, is it permanently or temporarily
at any time. Essentially, there's twenty three percent of the
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earth surface covered by snow.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
But wasn't the answer whether it's like permanently or temperary.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, the question was both. So that's at any time,
I'm so lost.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
We know that.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Thank you you remember baking Airy Jen.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, we play you ver Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play just
zms as the Jewel Show or go to the Jewels
Show dot com your phone prank is read after this,
and then read after that his Nieda was training.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com. Byron is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and he's
getting ghosted by a woman named Sonny. So in a
few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But first, Byron, how long has it been
since he talked to Sonny?
Speaker 19 (35:08):
Hey, yeah, it's been about five or six days, I
think going on a week.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Okay, are you nervous?
Speaker 19 (35:15):
Well, I'm a little nervous because just because I want
it to work obviously, and it's unideal to not get
a text back. But I think he'll work out.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Well okay, okay, positive attitude.
Speaker 19 (35:27):
Yeah yeah, I don't know. So well I can't. I
can go into it, or we could call her. I mean,
what do you just want to do?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, let's go into it. Why don't you tell us
about the date?
Speaker 11 (35:39):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Well we went ice skating. It was amazing.
Speaker 19 (35:44):
Yes, we went to the uh in downtown indoor skating
rink inside of a massive rec center.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
It was it was awesome.
Speaker 19 (35:51):
There was the couple skating teens doing the spins, like
a couple kids with their hockey skates on, learning how
to like the cheesy pop music, the whole thing.
Speaker 20 (36:01):
Like.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It was a great environment.
Speaker 19 (36:04):
And I know I don't know how to ice skate
at all, so I suggested it because I thought it'd
be fun, Like we both go make a.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Fool of ourselves and like that.
Speaker 19 (36:15):
It would be cute, you know what I mean. We
bond over the lack of ability there. I didn't know
that she knew how to ice skate. So we show
up and we get on the ice and all of
a sudden, she is like this ice skating extraordinair. She's
like doing skating backwards like she's doing the crossovers like
it was.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
It was actually kind of hot, Like it was so
very it was very nice.
Speaker 19 (36:39):
And then like every time I would wobble or something
or like kind of fall, she would like smile and
kind of make fun of me a little bit, but
like it made me feel cute.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
So it was going really well. She was wearing what.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
That's amazing every time you fell. I think that's so funny.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I love it. I mean, if there was love at
first sight, it might be that.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I know she was.
Speaker 19 (37:01):
She was dressed gorgeously, like big hoop ear rings, natural curls,
her skin immaculate, like she just walked out of a commercial.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
This girl.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
This is the part that confuses me, like an older woman.
Speaker 19 (37:15):
Once I was wobbling on the wall and she was.
She was with men and an older lady skated by.
She just yelled out like you can't teach confidence or
something like that, and then Sonny started laughing.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I guess because I don't know. She thought I was.
Speaker 19 (37:31):
I don't know, and then she at that point she
like skated off for a couple of apps and kind
of like, you know, I was trying to make my
way back to the bench to sit down, and I
think like it was fun and games, but maybe I
think the older woman kind of clued her in to that,
like the fact that I was.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
A loser or something.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And trying to be a loser. And that's all you
can think is maybe the old lady told you and
she took it to heart.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Your date, Sonny, Well.
Speaker 19 (38:00):
Yeah, maybe, because now I'm stuck here thinking that, you know,
she takes I'm non athletic and like I'm a loser,
and yeah, I mean, that's the only thing I can
think of because it was going well until.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
That lady and then now you know, you're right, I know,
so I don't.
Speaker 19 (38:23):
I thought the chemistry was real and then that happened.
But you know, I just now I'm looking for an
opportunity to tell her like, hey, I'm not an athletic
week and not manly enough.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
You know, I can.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hang plays on comeback and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
gets you a second date, even if you have to
convince her that you're.
Speaker 15 (38:48):
Man I am.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
I sure to God, I am.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
I can tell.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We'll get your first day follow up next, right, in
the middle of your first day follow up if you're
just joining us. Byron is on the phone and Byron
is getting ghosted to buy a woman named Sonny. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But first, Byron, why don't you break down
your date again for us real quick?
Speaker 19 (39:12):
Yeah, So I met this beautiful woman named Sonny. We
went ice skating. It was such a cute time. I
thought it'd be fun because we'd learned how to skate together.
Long story short, she's an expert skater and I'm not.
And on the day, I think old lady kind of
blocked me a little bit. And here we are, so
she made fun of me, and then Sonny started making
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fun of me.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I want to say, so terrible this old lady should
call an innocent skater.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
We'll see if the old lady ruined your game or not.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Yes? Please, let's do it all right?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Hello, Hi, man, speak to Sonny. Please this same Hey Sonny?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jewbel Show. Hi, Sonny, Imnina?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
I am Victorian and.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I'm freezing the producer, and my name is Jewbell. How
are you okay?
Speaker 9 (40:13):
I'm okay? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 9 (40:18):
I have?
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Great?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, you might be excited to know that this is
the first date follow up. You went on a date
with somebody recently and now you're ghosting them and they
emailed us to see if we can find out why.
Any idea who emails about you?
Speaker 18 (40:32):
Sonny, this was going to happen today. Oh my gosh,
Well who you ghosting girl? Is it Byron?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yes? It is Byron. Byron emailed us, told us a
little bit about your date. He liked you a lot,
but he's confused while you're ghosting him. Can you tell us?
Speaker 15 (40:53):
Okay, it's awkward. I really don't want I don't want
to say this on the radio. He's really sweet.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's awkward for you or him?
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Well, I'm afraid it's going to be awkward for him.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, anybody who does these they know that they have
to be prepared to hear anything. So that's true. He
knows you know that we're going to be honest with them.
So okay, I just wants to know why you're ghosting.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Well, okay, I'm just going to say it. It was
the singing.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
The singing.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Didn't you guys go ice skating?
Speaker 9 (41:25):
Yeah, yes we did. We went and ice skated. He
was not great. I help him, Yeah it was.
Speaker 15 (41:33):
I mean it was cute. But every time he almost
fell and he was wobbling, he would sing like whoa.
Speaker 9 (41:43):
He was like breaking on ice.
Speaker 15 (41:46):
But then he would you would like break out into song,
like full song whenever he got nervous, like he was
living in a musical. I mean, I understand nervous, but
I absolutely hate musicals. Oh musical exactly. So I was
trying to help him skate forward and then do a
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little He.
Speaker 9 (42:08):
Was like, I want to skate backwards like you. So
I was like, okay, do it like this, And then
he started singing.
Speaker 15 (42:13):
It like started singing as he was wobbling, and I'm
just like, how can I help you when you're in
the middle of the musical. It was just wild and
people were looking at us and it was like what
is going on?
Speaker 12 (42:26):
Like I was thinking about like the.
Speaker 21 (42:27):
Future of us, Like if we're out at dinners, you
get to start serenading me at the table and sing,
you know, like we're in a musical and it's like
people are going to stop and stare. I'm like he's ordering, and.
Speaker 9 (42:38):
He's like I would like a mud.
Speaker 12 (42:41):
Stay seriously, like I be at the table with that.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
All right, Well, thank you for being honest with us,
and Sonny remind you, since you've heard the show before,
you might have heard one of these. But Byron is
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Oh you's here, okay, okay, hey, siny hi uh question
for you?
Speaker 5 (43:08):
What kind of person hates musicals?
Speaker 15 (43:13):
I just don't want to experience when it gets my
will my ands ankles are about to give out.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Okay, pause, I was not giving out.
Speaker 19 (43:23):
I was just adjusting to the ice, and the singing
helped me adjust that.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
I'd be like, that's.
Speaker 19 (43:33):
Sometimes I get a little stingsongy.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
When I get nervous.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
But you were like warning the entire rank that.
Speaker 15 (43:39):
A fall was coming. It was like a tornado siren
on skates. Okay, wow, hurtful. Pause would like to point out,
like you say that as.
Speaker 19 (43:50):
If your missus perfect missus, like I skate backwards and
just give you unsolicited coaching cues the whole time.
Speaker 12 (43:58):
Hey, I was trying to help you. I didn't know
you were going to turn it in a frozen three
the panic ed okay.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Again, hurtful, Sonny.
Speaker 19 (44:09):
And you didn't have to who we're at it.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
You didn't have to yell bang your knees like you
were sending me into battle.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
I did.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
You were about to take out a toddler.
Speaker 15 (44:18):
Dressed as a penguin.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 19 (44:21):
I apologized to that kid fourteen times, and I even
offered to buy him a hot chocolate.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Way you talk out a kid dressed as a penguin.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
I I forgot to mention that.
Speaker 15 (44:33):
Yeah, and he ran away from you because you sang
in him too.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Okay. I was trying to lighten a mood.
Speaker 19 (44:42):
Everybody knows singing lightens the mood does.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Well, Sonny, would you like to go on another date
with Byron? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9 (44:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (44:53):
I mean, you aren't very sweet and you're funny.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 19 (44:59):
All right, Well, oh you know what's funny that I
will convince you?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Maybe this will Oh.
Speaker 14 (45:06):
God, sunshine on a clown, Oh my god, when it
is co out shot, take you ice skating.
Speaker 19 (45:22):
Yeah, I guess you.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah, bring home?
Speaker 5 (45:30):
What can make me? Talking about sunny?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
What do you think now? Byron?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Nice job man, I keep going, Sonny. What do you
think one push shop?
Speaker 14 (46:00):
Oh my god, I'm the richest baby singing for another day?
Speaker 9 (46:08):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
And you will stop singing.
Speaker 9 (46:14):
I will say yeah, my girls.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Jubile's first day follow up was trending.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
All right. Well, if you're tired of swiping on the apps,
this is for the single people. There's a new theory
called the Ohio theory that may be your new route
to love. Your new trip to love is in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah, Ohio's for lovers? Is it Ohio for lovers?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Who told you that there's a there's a there's a stake,
that's for lovers. I'm not Virginia.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Virginia's for lovers.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Well, I'll tell you though Ohio theory in just a second.
But first, on the same topic, kind of as we
do the year end round up, there is one particular
type of what's the word I could say, kink kink? Yeah,
one particular type of its choice on the menu, A
(47:15):
particular burger.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
This burger is ordered this one way and it's definitely
getting people very excited. Forget about four picks. There's a
whole new thing out here. Oh I'm sorry, I know
that was a stretch. Okay, I'm like, let me start over,
let me start over. I'm trying to dance around it.
So a finder has competition because now people aren't just
(47:40):
excited by feet. The number one thing people get excited
by this year is armpits. What Yeah, really, arm pits.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I didn't understand feet, and now I really don't understand.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
And there's a name, and there's a name for it.
It's called Michelle Langia well ala, I don't really know
how to spell it, I mean, and they pronounce it,
but it looks like mashell u.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Versus Victoria spell whatever that order is.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
So there's just the people are really into armpit picks.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, so if armpits your jam, just know that you're
into Mashall Lagnia.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Four six one. You're anonymous on the text line, you know,
I just want us to do a pole real quick.
If you dig the armpit stuff, let us know. I
just want to see how many people are.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I actually used to work with a guy and he
would tell me all about how he would always go
home and cuddle his wife's armpit every day.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
How do you how do you even cuddle it? Armpits?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
You just I don't know. He would just stick his
head right in her armpit. He loved it. He would
it was weird. He would talk about the smell, how
soft it was, just everything about the armpit, in that
little bit of skin in between the armpit and like
your collar bone. He just would go on and on
about how much he loved it. And I'm like, wow,
your wife sounds awesome. I mean, she really was awesome,
but it just was such a crazy thing.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
I start feeling more and more okay with being single
when I hear things like this, because people are weird.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
He loved it. I don't know if she knows that.
I know how much she loved her armpit, but it
just does not sound he did that really bothers me.
I don't know why he got excited about it, But
here's something you can get excited about, especially if you're foody.
Now we're talking about the twenty twenty six food trends,
and swicy is the way we're going. We get spicy.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Was that a new word we just invented?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I didn't invent it. It's already invented. Sweet and spicy.
It's spicy. That's going to be the twenty twenty six
word again.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Yeah, or that people combined to two words, we're creating
new things.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Well, spicy is it? And artisanal water? So you have
something to look forward to. Wait, what's artisical water? Fancy water?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, it's water that they put the word artisanal on,
so it sounds like it was it swat drafted and
still sent by the guard. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I don't know. Well, it's from like different mountains and creeks,
and it's like that kind of glaciers.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Artisanal water, special bears have you made? It's like when you.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Go to a fancy restaurant, you know, and then they go,
would you like some deconstructed eyes?
Speaker 2 (50:05):
What is that? That's water? You take ice and then struct.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Things like that.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
They just make it sound fancy.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
One place they probably won't do that to you is
in Ohio, and the Ohio theory is where you're supposed
to go to Ohio if you're looking for a partner,
especially men. I guess in Ohio, the men they're excellent,
they're good, like they take care of you, they're polite,
they've got good values, all the things. So people are
now jumping on airplanes competition. But it's not just Ohio.
(50:38):
It's not just Ohio. It's it's anywhere. But Ohio is
getting highlighted because the person that created this theory loves
Ohio so much. But really it's encouraging people to think
about where the people that they've liked the most, that
they've encountered in their life and go travel there and
find their person. So, I mean it could be Florida.
I mean, it could be anywhere, you know what, Spain,
but Ohio is getting a lot of love and attention,
(50:59):
so they're about to have big Taurist boom next year.
I don't look into Ohio just like knock him Mustic,
but maybe it will. I mean, I don't know. I'm
kind of pasturing.
Speaker 11 (51:09):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Whenever I think Cleveland, I think romance.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly, beautiful skies in Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
It was a show clear air.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Nothing like Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's what's trending. Book jubils Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Hello, Hi there, Hey, you have a dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah I do?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 9 (51:35):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (51:36):
So a couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend added me
to like kind of like the first family event I've
ever been to with him. Okay, yeah, and it sort
of is, like it's funny because it's like we're adults.
But like all the girls were inside and all the
guys were outside, like they just kind of self separated.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay, I was hanging.
Speaker 20 (51:57):
With the girls, and like they were just being like
pretty dean talking. I just I don't know that well yet,
you know, And I don't even know who they're talking about.
And and so I kind of like hung outside more
with my boyfriend and the guys, and every so often
I would like come in and grab a drink, and
(52:17):
like at somewhere I feel like for sure like I
could hear them talking about.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
Me, you know.
Speaker 20 (52:24):
And then another time I came in and I overheard, well,
I saw one of them was kind of like crying,
and just like they were all like talking about something.
Speaker 9 (52:33):
Kind of in hush hush tones.
Speaker 20 (52:35):
And so one of them is pregnant by like a
guy in town who like no one really likes, and
like I guess he's like he like just went to
jail for like holding up a little Caesars robbery. Robbery
(52:58):
obviously like she's hiding it and doesn't want anyone, I
guess to know yet. And anyway, I went to the
bathroom and I saw a pregnancy test in the trash.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Dan, she was not doing it well.
Speaker 20 (53:11):
Right, no, no, but I guess like if no one,
you know, like I heard her say it, and so
I you know, it was kind I was kind of
looking and I took it. And because they were being
there's like a white elephant coming up, and I'm gonna
put that as one of.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
The gifts.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
With these same girls.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yes, okay, how are you gonna put whose it is?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Write her name and his sharpie on it.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put who it is.
Speaker 7 (53:47):
I want to.
Speaker 9 (53:47):
I want everyone to know.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
And the white elephant gifts, so nobody's gonna know who
brought that. No, yeah, make sure you put this on
live stream somewhere. Yeah, oka your feet into the drama mixt.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
I want to see it.
Speaker 20 (54:02):
Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna. I'm gonna take a tip
of it and I'll send it to.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
That nice all right, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Good luck with that. Thanks, what's
your dirty little secret?
What would you do with one hundred million dollars? It's
the Jewble Show. Do you think you could make your
dreams come true and finally accomplish your goals of buying
a mansion and filling it full of tapioca pudding so
every time you open the door you get flooded with
that delicious.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Bubbly treat.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I love it. Or hiring a butler to follow you
around that you could command to smack anybody that you want. Well,
think again. One celebrity has taken over the news because
they claim that it's impossible to live on one hundred
million dollars, oh so much so that they've been whining
about it all over the place and people are outraged.
Who is it and why do they say one hundred
(00:35):
million dollars? It's just not enough money? I tell you
right after this It's the Jewble Show. Do you think
you could live on one hundred million dollars? Yeah, well,
guess what, You're probably wrong because one celebrity is making
headlines today because they're complaining about the fact that one
hundred million dollars is just not enough money to live on. Yeah,
(00:57):
we'll tell you it is. In just a second.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But I don't forget.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You can always stream the show on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you stream things. You can also listen to
the podcast wherever you get your podcast, just type in
the Jewbile Show, but streamless. Yeah, go to the heart
radio app, listen on your device, whatever you got to do,
but stream the show. It's really fun. Come hanging out,
the most exciting thing you'll do all day.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, he's not lying. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Now, which celebrity is it that says that one hundred
million dollars is just not enough money for anybody?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
In the recession like we have now, people are losing
their jobs left and right. This fool decides to speak
up and hundred million dollars is not enough?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
How disconnected? Is it a man or a woman?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's a man. It's former NFL player Odell Beckham Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Why anymore?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I know that he's complaining that one hundred million
dollars is just not enough money.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We have audio of it too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Here's what he said on a recent podcast that he
was on where he was whining about just not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Having enough, about being out of touch.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, here's why one hundred million dollars is not enough money,
according to Odell Beckham Junior, when.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You sacrifice your whole life to get here, Like, yeah,
I played ten years in the league, and I always
explain this people like, bro, you give somebody a five year,
hundred million dollars contract, right, what is it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Really?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's five years for sixty so sixty million?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay, now I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, here he goes on, you're getting text. Do the math.
That's twelve a year.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know that you have to spend used, well saved, save,
invest flaunt like whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, that's the problem. Flaunt. It's being real.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm a back or I'm get my mama house, I'm
gonna do everything costs money.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So you if you.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Spending four million dollars a year, that's really forty million over.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Five years eighty You get that now you know.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Now you start breaking down the numbers, it's like that's
a five year span of where you're getting.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Amen, why do you make that last forever?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And now you always hear the people who ain't us
and ain't been in the position like.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh well that would last life time.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, this job that I sacrificed my whole life for.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
They are giving me that I didn't ask for a
certain dollar amount or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But we weren't talk about no financial littery.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, producer Freezy raising your hand.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
The person who's working in McDonald's is sacrificing their life
to work.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That job too.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, like for hourly you know what I mean,
like perpective bro.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
According to Odell Beckham Junior, one hundred million dollars is
not enough money. And I'll break that number the numbers
down for you again. He said, one hundred million dollars
over five years is really sixty million after taxes. That's
twelve million dollars a year, four million spent on cars
and the houses, et cetera. And suddenly it just goes away.
It's not enough money.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Well, yeah, you're.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Spending four million on cars and.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Out right, I'm just still stuck on how he was like, no,
if you've never had this, then you just don't understand
the position that we're in. I would love to have
that problem, right me too. I do appreciate the fact
that he is being so open about his I mean, spend,
his spending, his need for money. Like okay, cool, you
are that guy. I'm still judging you but you are
(04:08):
that guy. But like what like?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I don't under like I feel like, especially now the
economy is like some people are doing so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Did he say charity in there at all?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, charity is probably a strip bird of Miami Strip
Club got a million of it.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
It's got wrong timing, like to start like trying to
say all this.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't think he cares the room, bro. I mean,
that's just that he doesn't care about the room. He
doesn't care about other people. He cares about his life
and making sure his cars are shiny so he can
flaunt when he wants.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
It just shows how out of touch that one hundred
million dollars got him. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, people are out here with real jobs, working real
jobs and many hours, working really hard to barely make it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't think he's thinking about money though as well.
I think he is defined by playing football, and with that,
his worth to himself is the number that he was making.
So if you aren't no longer playing football and you
are accustomed to a certain amount of money, now you're
saying that you're not worth as much as you were before.
Of course I had to do this. I'm sorry, but
it just makes sense. Because now it's like you're saying
(05:10):
all this, you're breaking down the money and you're crying
about your cars, But honestly, you're looking in the mirror
going what am I going to do with the rest
of my life if I'm not playing football?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
If I wasn't taught how to manage millions? I believe
why of course, Yeah, I'm very few people are taught
how to manage million unless you grow up in a
million dollar household. But if you get a hundred million dollars,
hire somebody to manage your million totally.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Or now you have free time, go learn look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, yeah, now you're not playing the league, invest in
yourself and maybe you'll make more money back.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's here and break down that math again for you
in case you're working at a minimum wage job. Yeah,
and you should be thankful. You should be thankful that
you're working at a minimum wage job. This is much easier
than having one hundred million dollars. Yeah, here's a dell
back of junior again.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When you've sacrificed your whole life to get here, and
you're like, yeah, I played ten years in the league
and I'll always explain this to people, like, Bro, you
give somebody a five year, hundred million dollar contract, right,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's five years for sixty.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Tell me about it. Odell, believe me. I understand. And
these pores just don't get it. They're always walking around
thinking it's great on this side of the fence. By
the way, if you come near my fence, I'm getting
press prosecuted.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Well, just twelve a year.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
You have to spin us save save.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I like how he.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Didn't bring up saved.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Another dude was like, also saved for you?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Help?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, I guess, and he said save, but really he
was like what money. Yeah, he's got the good toilet paper.
Your clung Frank, happens every single hour. I used to
Now he doesn't apparently, right, right, you go from a
hundred million dollars to shopping a dollar tree.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's another jubile phone frame sday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm so lost. I don't know where the street is.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Hello, hello, yes, hello, I'm so sorry. Well one moment,
please let me want the music or I'm so sorry
about that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
This is my bluetooth in my call, my Bluetooth is
connecting for some reason, and I kind of seem to
get already or to stop.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
One moment please, Hello, yes, yes, this is Sierra, Yes
it is this is Heinrich. Well, I'm calling from dot
Com and I'm doing a delivery for you today of
a very expensive item. And and then I'm having trouble
finding the address to go to.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Okay, where are you?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm sorry one.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Moment, please, I'm so sorry my Bluetooth speakers.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
If the Bluetooth has.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Come back on my vehicles, so let me see if
I can want it off again.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Hello, Hi, Yes, Hello, My name is Heinrich, and I'm
calling from dot Com and I'm delivering a very expensive
item for Cierra.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm having trouble finding the dras.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
I'm so sorry my Bluetooth has come back on. Like
for some reason, my Bluetooth keeps playing over the speakers.
It's been a very long drive and so I'm so there.
I got to stop.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Hello, what is going on with the music?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
What if?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
For some reason, my Bluetooth keeps coming on in the
vehicle that I'm driving to deliver the but my name
is Heinrich, and I'm delivering our package and I'm having
trouble finding the uldres.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Yeah, it's a very expensive necklace.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It needs to be there today for my parents anniversary.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
That's what I pay for.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, so if you yes, I know, and I'm having
trouble fighting.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Exactly, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
I'm trying to turn it on because I'm just so
lost because like, I have.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
No idea what these streets are and I've never.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Been the same because.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I went around so hello.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I said, it's very hard for me to find my
way around right now because i'm new driver here since
I'm having trouble finding the address of where to go
to deliver this very expensive necklace for you said it
was an anniversary or something.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yes, I bring.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
I'm so sorry about that. Anyway, I've turned it off
now to never come back on again.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Ever.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Did you say something about Massachusetts?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I'm sorry? What did you say?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
No, what did you say?
Speaker 12 (09:30):
You said something about again?
Speaker 7 (09:35):
This is going on.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let me see what you're going. I think you were
saying this place I'm gonna being before so much now Okay,
it turned off.
Speaker 12 (09:45):
Wait wait wait, wait, why are you in Massachusetts?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Because of the deliveries that I'm making.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
It's You're not supposed to be in Massachusetts. You're supposed
to be an organ, Salem Organ.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You all say there was more than one said Lemon
in the United States.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Yes, there is Salem Organ.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
It's pretty famous.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
What do you mean you're in Massachusetts? Are you seriously
telling me you're in Massachusetts?
Speaker 11 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think that was the problem.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
The problem is I've read it's wrong, and I've d
even all the way to Massachusetts. No wonder it was
a three week drive for me.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
Would you get that wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm so sorry? What was that? My bluetooth became my
own again?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
You've got to be kidding me?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Pay for damn music? Off?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm so say hello, hello music. Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even realize it was back on there?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Are you serious?
Speaker 12 (10:44):
How did you get this wrong? I think you're thousands
of dollars to have it delivered today in Salem Organ.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
How did there company stuff so bad?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think it's it was an oops, A little bit
of an oops happened?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Really big boosy.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
No, you're gonna have a big oopsie when I get
you fired. You got this whole day.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hey, Sierra, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister Smith
to set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke.
She said that you guys not a very expensive necklace
for your mom for their anniversary and was supposed to
be delivered today.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
God, she's terrible. Oh my god, turn that off.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending? So we now know the day
that Taylor and Travis plan on getting married. Allegedly know
that because it's just out there, so I'm going to
say alleged, but they're pretty sure that that's it. But
the real kicker is is how Taylor got this date.
Because it seems to be a new trend for rich people.
And I'll tell you what it is in a second.
(12:00):
But first, Pantone, good old Pantone, has called the color
of the year for twenty twenty six, and people are
no Pantone. What's Pantone? The colors? Pantone colors. Oh you
didn't know that, I don't know that is okay? Well,
pantone every year claims the color of the year, So
twenty twenty six the color is white. Essentially, they're calling
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it cloud Dancer. But the way people are reacting to
this cloud Dancer announcement is hysterical. They're like, white, we
just gave up. It's gonna go be surrendered. Yeah, this
is a sign of a recession because we're just gonna
be white. Somebody goes, is this rage bait? At this rate?
Next year's color is going to be clear? Yeah, that's
(12:42):
twenty twenty five of you so white. I guess we're
just all uninspired. We're going with white. The color of
the ear is white. Yes, I don't know years yea
every year all black every day. I love it. But
that's hilarious. This is also an opportunity for somebody who's
always dreamed of owning a company. Is actually if you're
a flat earther, because Columbia Sportswear has decided it's this
(13:05):
new campaign that they have that they're going to give
the whole entire company away if a flat earther can
prove that the Earth is flat. So you have to
be really creative and make sure you come up with it.
And just let them know. I mean, it's going to
be a full presentation Willie walk A style. If you
could prove it, the company's yours.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Imagine if somebody did though, heck yeah, like whoa, the
earth is actually flat and damn it, you have to
give her a company to This.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Guy's an amazing challenge though. I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, I mean too, It's impossible, but I would love
to see the people that do it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And lastly we can talk about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey.
So allegedly the day that they picked for their wedding
is June thirteenth, twenty six. It's not familiar because I
told you it's been out there. They've thrown the state around.
But it was already taken at the place that Taylor
wanted in Rhode Island. There was a couple that already
had a wedding schedule. See that couples getting dropped? Yeah,
(14:01):
so off that part freeze. Apparently, according to sources, they're
saying Taylor Swift paid off the couple to make sure
that they could have that venue on that day.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Did they say how much?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
No, if you had a bunch of money and you
were smart and right when she got engaged, she just
puffed up like every yeah one for like six thirteen,
for every thirteenth. Yeah, you'd probably make your money back. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Why why is it?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Somebody?
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Like are people's wedding days that like specific? Like do
people that normal like.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You as the Swiftie also know how important thirteen is
to her? I don't know why June's so important, but
by thirteen is so important to her?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
So duh, well like that, I get it, but it's
it's I mean, I don't know, like it's your wedding day,
Like is the fourteenth available?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Like a lot of people picked the date like when
they're little girls or you know, when they're young or
favorite number.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah yeah, man, I guess I just never wanted to
get married, Like I never make that date.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I just like went over school. What happens.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Let's get the first step out of the way. I
don't worry about the date.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Jason is on the phone today and he thinks that
his wife of four years named Kat might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help him out. Jason, Sorry,
you're in this position, but what's going on. Why do
you think that Kat might be cheating?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
You know, we've we've been we've been together since we
were in college. We were college sweethearts, and you know,
in college, we were we were partiers. We enjoyed it.
It was a fun time. But then we we found
out that we were pregnant and we settled down a
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little bit.
Speaker 12 (15:48):
We have a.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
Daughter, Jenna, she said, and now she's just a lot
of our lives. And Kat wanted to stay home with
Jenna for a few years after she was and.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
I didn't have any problem with that.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
But now the general's going to school, Kat has the
opportunity to, you know, to find what makes her happy
other than just being a mom. I never pushed her
to get out in the world or anything. I just
want her to be happy. But I think she might
be a little bored with being a housewife being with me.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
So you think she's cheating to fill the boredom.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
She's a little different in the bedroom these days, like
how so the techniques, the the the attitude, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Different, like new stuff happening that okay, yeah, that can
be a sign of things. Sometimes it's like Okay, where'd
you learn that?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Not a good thing? Could it? Also, because I think
her being bored is a great point because she probably is.
What if your daughters at school and stuff. Now, maybe
she just did some research, you know, maybe she was
just trying to spice up her life and took it
into her own hands, you know, like was she home
during the day? Do you know what she's doing?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Is she going places?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I don't really know.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I guess what she's doing during the day.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You haven't asked her.
Speaker 13 (17:16):
I mean she said that she she stays home, she
takes care of the house. Obviously she takes care of
Jenna once she gets home. But I don't want to
press I haven't had the nerve to press the issue.
If there's nothing going on, then it'll sound weird, you.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, you sound super nervous, Like do you have like
a gut feeling about this that's making you freak out
a little bit?
Speaker 7 (17:41):
I just don't want to lose her.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Well, have you asked hers like where she's been learning
the new moves y'or like, hey, that's new? Where did
you get that from? Kind Of like I feel like
you can say it in like a funny, cute way.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
No, it's awkward.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
I mean, you don't want to ruin a good time
with a Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
She just seems distracted a lot, and I just have
this nagging little.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Feeling that she might be cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
All right, Well, you already told us what grocery store
you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
a song come back, and then call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
If she sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, yeah,
thank you?
Speaker 7 (18:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
To Catch Cheeter is next right in the middle of
To Catch a Cheater, And if you're just joining us
at Jason is on the phone and he thinks that
his wife of four years named Kat might be missing around.
So we're about to call her and see if we
can catch her. Well, before we do that, Jason, why
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
We've been married for four years, we have a lovely
little girl together. Now that she doesn't have to be
around the house a whole time with her, with a
little girl going to school. Cat's getting a little bit
more adventurous in bed, and I'm wondering where she picked
up those tricks.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's a fair concern, but also good for you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, and you said that she wouldn't probably send flowers
to you. So I'm going to call her and say
that it's a his and hers package. Flowers for her
and like a bottle of alcohol and some grooming stuff
for dudes. Oh hey, let's see if she'll send that
to you, okay, or to somebody else. All right, here
we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corble calling from I
(19:29):
was looking for our Rewards card member named Kat. She Hi, Kat,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. Here this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
What did I win?
Speaker 9 (19:41):
How did I win?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Every single month we choose one Rewards card member who
gets a free gift from us, and this month it's
actually his and hers package. So you've won thirty six
long stem red roses to be delivered to you and
then for a special someone in your life who might
be a dude or somebody who's into that kind of thing,
a bottle of alcohol of your choosing, and little grooming package. Really,
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it's just our way of saying thank you for shopping
with us.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Oh my gosh, awesome. Can I actually send those to
somebody else?
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
And the grooming kit as well, same person or no.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
No, to people at the same address, but different names
like flowers for one and the grooming stuff for the
other person.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
We can definitely do that. I would need the first
and last names of the people that you want to
send them to, and then if you'd like to put
anything on a card, and then I'll get the address
and that's it.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Okay, I mean it's going to be the same address,
but I would like the flowers and to Emily and
the male things to Tyson tys go in.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, great, yeah, and do you want to put anything
on a card?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (20:53):
Can you say thank you guys for being so amazing.
Here's to our little secret.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yes, I can definitely do that for you. And also
now I can let you know that this is not
the grocery store. This is actually a radio show. It's
called the Jubil Show. Him Nina, Hi, Victoria, and my
name is Jubel and we do a segment on the
show that's called to Catch a cheatera where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
And your husband.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
Jason, Is that the radio right now?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah? Yes, And your husband Jason is on the phone.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Going on with Emily and Tyson?
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
What did you call the radio when they called me?
But did you set this up going on right now?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yes? I did?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
And you know what, Thank god I did.
Speaker 13 (21:44):
Thank god I did, because apparently you're doing something but
two people.
Speaker 12 (21:49):
You couldn't, Oh my god, you couldn't just ask me
a question.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You had to high ground here. This is crazy.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Where are you getting this from? What is this coming from?
Speaker 15 (22:03):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
What are you doing with with with Tyson? And are
you doing Why are you accusing men's cheating? Where is
this coming from? Here's the keeping our secret? What secret?
What are you three up to?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's confusing.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
We can talk about this later if you don't mind.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
That's no one thinking about right now.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
You have been board at home.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
You've been doing some quite frankly crazy stuff in the bedroom,
and I think I think that you got it from
some place.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
I am not cheating on you. I have never cheated,
but you definitely don't want to be talking about this
right now. This is not the place. This is how
you want to do this. This right now is how
you want to do this. I really want you to
think about that.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I mean, yeah, what have you been doing?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (22:56):
Wow, I can't believe you didn't just want to take
the win and realize that I was better at some
stuff than I used to be. But what really happened
and why I wanted to involve Emily and Tyson's is
because I was over at Emily's.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I brought over.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Jenna to play with Cynthia and Emily and I got
into like a girl's talk. I don't know if this
is something you can even comprehend because you're a man,
but a'll talk to each other about things in their lives.
We talk about what's working, we talk about what's not working.
The one area of our life that didn't feel like
it was up to scratch. Everything else was great. I
(23:38):
love our child, I love you, I love our lives together.
I am so pissy right now, but I felt like
I might be boring you.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
A little bit in bed, and I was really.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
Insecure about that, and I've been having some feelings about that.
So I talked to Emily, who, as you know, is
one of my closest friends. It's not weird, it's not overstepping.
We were just discussing life, and I was telling her
that I felt like I didn't have a lot of
confidence in myself in the bedroom. And while we were
talking and she was commiserating with me, Tyson walked in,
(24:09):
and you know, he wasn't trying to be weird or
disrespectful in any way. He was like, oh, maybe I
shouldn't be here for this or whatever, and I'm like, no,
it's fine. You know, they're just dealing with normal married
people stuff. And we got into this conversations and they
were actually really helpful, and they talked to me about
some of the things that they have overcome and some
of the things that have worked for them. So I
(24:30):
took it upon myself to use their inspiration and do
a little research of my own and figure out some
things that I thought might be nice for you and
nice for us. And instead you excuse me of cheating
on the radio, and Tyson, this maybe Tami, but you've
decided you want to have this conversation right now. He
(24:50):
showed me how to use you so that I could
look at videos and see things that looked fun and
like I might want to try them and you might
like them.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Which apparently you have at.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Least worked so well. And now you're here excusing me
of cheating on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Wow. Wow, Wow. Expect that this is good news, Jason, right.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Uh, okay, feel a little stupid right.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Now if you think about it, this is really cute
because now we know how much he loves her and
how excited he is now because of all the changes.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Honey, I am so grateful that you wanted to try
those sorts of things, but.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
It's not I was never bored with you. Please, please
don't ever think that I was bored with you. I'm
never bored with you.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
I'm really mad at you right now because you accuse
me of cheating in front of strangers. But like, I've
really been upset about this and worried that you were
getting bored with me. And now everybody knows that my
friends have been teaching me things.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Embarrassing at everybody? Does it?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Do they normal?
Speaker 12 (26:08):
This doesn't feel normal right now?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Do you think it's normal?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
No, honey, it's fine. I'm I'm not mad.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I'm just so happy that you're that neither of us
are unhappy with each other.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
I am kind of mad right now, but I'm really
glad we talked. I'm I can we please keep talking,
not on the phone, and.
Speaker 13 (26:30):
The next time that Emily and Tyson come.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Home, we will, well, it'll be something.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
They don't listen to.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
This the Jewel Shows.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
To catch a cheater, all right?
Speaker 16 (26:50):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Don't you? Wait?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Time for Universe Victoria your chance to take on Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets.
So call us up right now if you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jewbilshow dot com if you think you
(27:18):
can cause Victoria's brain to go to the blue screen
rebooting in a safe mode, where she'll wander the cracked
halls of regret holding a broken buzzer and arguing with
a magic eight ball about whether she still has it
or not.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
The thing is I kind of visualize. I close my
eyes and visualized all that. Yeah, I kind of like,
is that what it feels like?
Speaker 17 (27:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That's kind of what it feels like. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Like, I'm just wondering through walls to a ball, but
I'm fighting with it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why that's talking back to me?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well, if you want to play, we'll play right after
this calls Right now, universe, Victoria isn't next.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh it's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 14 (27:53):
All right?
Speaker 16 (27:54):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you, you're an intellectual.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets, and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria. Jen. What's up?
Speaker 11 (28:15):
Jen?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
How are you.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Great? Thank you for asking you? Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm doing amazing.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I am so ready.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, I am a little nervous yea, yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
That's else. Sure, Victoria, I am well, I'm so good
before scared to play me?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Is that what it is, Jenn? Are you scared to
play Victoria? Or is it just like you're nervous because
like it's so you're on the radio. Did you have
to do that?
Speaker 17 (28:39):
Sorry, I'm nervous because I'm actually on the radio.
Speaker 12 (28:44):
I don't get through.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm super confident.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It has nothing to do with Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
It goes We're gonna send Victoria at one in the
studio and Jen, you have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
And Victoria has to be you outright to win? Okay,
all right, all right, she's outside. The door is closed,
and here we go, Jen, your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
What is the main gas release when vinegar reacts with
baking soda in the movie It's a Wonderful Life. What
happens every time a bell.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Rings an angel gets his wing?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
What part of the cell contains the genetic material? What
percentage of Earth's surface is covered by snow, either permanently
or temporarily In the movie Elf, what was the first
rule of the Code of Elves?
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Oh my gosh, I don't remember passing.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into this time brow.
While she's coming back in, here's a question for you, Jen.
What celebrities holiday celebration.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Would you like to ruin? And how would you do it?
Speaker 18 (29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh, ruin?
Speaker 13 (30:01):
I I'm still on the spot.
Speaker 17 (30:05):
This is so hard, Ryan Reynolds, Yeah, I don't know
how I would do it. I think it would evolve
like getting a team of people and like weird costumes
to crash it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
But they might be into that.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, all of a sudden, it makes it better. I'm
super happy about it. This is almost Victoria. What celebrities
holiday celebration would you like to ruin it? How would
you do it?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
I feel like I would just make everybody's holiday celebration,
you know, I don't know if I The only reason
I say that Kardashians is because I feel like if
you were to ruin it, like A, you're not really
running it. B you could really mess some things up.
And they got a pretty big house, so halftime, you
probably wouldn't actually get caught, and you would get like
(30:54):
quite a few good things. I don't know they have
like always like.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Good question you in their holiday by stealing all their
Christmas presents a burglar.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
No, it's called the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Your answer better, Jen bavery a. Here we go thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Jen outrights
win and gen you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay, Randy, what is the main gas released when vinegar
reacts with baking soda? Wait?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
What that's baking gas?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Air? In the movie It's a Wonderful Life? What happens
every time the bell rings? Babies born? I don't know.
I don't know what part of the cell contains genetic material?
Oh your DNA? What percentage of the Earth's surface part
of the cell?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Dang it? The chromosomes?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
The wait DNA? I don't know. Next, I'm what percentage
of the Earth's surface is covered by snow, either permanently
or temporarily.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Just put her head down on.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Alright, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Free.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
You guys did phenomenally. Jen has one and before it
has none.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
J Congratulations you did it, Oria.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I didn't like those questions.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
We've also got Dave Chappelle tickets. Thank you for playing.
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Carbon dioxide is the gas that's released when when vinegar
reacts with baking soda. I don't know that's true a.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Movie and you said baking, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Like you're basically baking. But then she ended on air
like soda and.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
That was the key bake with Yeah, like cookies.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I don't know, it's okay. Just just so you didn't
know it's okay. What I mean, I wouldn't have known
that it's okay.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I wouldn't have either, but I wouldn't have tried.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
In the movie It's a Wonderful Life, every time a
bell rings and angel gets its wings.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What that sounds like way's being born every time rings
and angel gets its wings.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, it's really cute. What was that movie made a
long time ago?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
That's why I didn't. I mean, I don't know my
grandparents maybe watch.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
All the old It's like a fifties movie or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't tell. Yeah, it was black and white. Yeah,
like White Christmas all that as I am, you guys
supposed to know that that question.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I seen that movie more than I've ever seen any movie.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Really.
Speaker 15 (33:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I had a span of a few years when I
was a kid where I just wanted to because it
was used to be on TV all the time on
a bunch of different channels, and I wanted to try
to watch every single channel every time it was That's
a good challenge.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Christmas Story was that for me.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Really, I really enjoyed the movie that much. I just
wanted to do it because they were spent so much
time trying to find where it.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Was at and watch it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Watching just that movie. Yeah, And I didn't even really like.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
It too awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
There's something in the nucleus.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Of his cells.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I didn't even want to do that. The nucleus is
the part that contained it's the genetic material. I knew
that twenty three percent of the earth surface is covered
by snow, either permanently or temporarily. And the first rule
or the first rule of the Code of Elves is
street every day like Christmas, is it permanently or temporarily
at any time. Essentially, there's twenty three percent of the
(34:17):
earth surface covered by snow.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
But wasn't the answer whether it's like permanently or temperary.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, the question was both. So that's at any time,
I'm so lost.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
We know that.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Thank you you remember baking Airy Jen.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, we play you ver Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play just
zms as the Jewel Show or go to the Jewels
Show dot com your phone prank is read after this,
and then read after that his Nieda was training.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com. Byron is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and he's
getting ghosted by a woman named Sonny. So in a
few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But first, Byron, how long has it been
since he talked to Sonny?
Speaker 19 (35:08):
Hey, yeah, it's been about five or six days, I
think going on a week.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Okay, are you nervous?
Speaker 19 (35:15):
Well, I'm a little nervous because just because I want
it to work obviously, and it's unideal to not get
a text back. But I think he'll work out.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Well okay, okay, positive attitude.
Speaker 19 (35:27):
Yeah yeah, I don't know. So well I can't. I
can go into it, or we could call her. I mean,
what do you just want to do?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, let's go into it. Why don't you tell us
about the date?
Speaker 11 (35:39):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Well we went ice skating. It was amazing.
Speaker 19 (35:44):
Yes, we went to the uh in downtown indoor skating
rink inside of a massive rec center.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
It was it was awesome.
Speaker 19 (35:51):
There was the couple skating teens doing the spins, like
a couple kids with their hockey skates on, learning how
to like the cheesy pop music, the whole thing.
Speaker 20 (36:01):
Like.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It was a great environment.
Speaker 19 (36:04):
And I know I don't know how to ice skate
at all, so I suggested it because I thought it'd
be fun, Like we both go make a.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Fool of ourselves and like that.
Speaker 19 (36:15):
It would be cute, you know what I mean. We
bond over the lack of ability there. I didn't know
that she knew how to ice skate. So we show
up and we get on the ice and all of
a sudden, she is like this ice skating extraordinair. She's
like doing skating backwards like she's doing the crossovers like
it was.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
It was actually kind of hot, Like it was so
very it was very nice.
Speaker 19 (36:39):
And then like every time I would wobble or something
or like kind of fall, she would like smile and
kind of make fun of me a little bit, but
like it made me feel cute.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
So it was going really well. She was wearing what.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
That's amazing every time you fell. I think that's so funny.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I love it. I mean, if there was love at
first sight, it might be that.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I know she was.
Speaker 19 (37:01):
She was dressed gorgeously, like big hoop ear rings, natural curls,
her skin immaculate, like she just walked out of a commercial.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
This girl.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
This is the part that confuses me, like an older woman.
Speaker 19 (37:15):
Once I was wobbling on the wall and she was.
She was with men and an older lady skated by.
She just yelled out like you can't teach confidence or
something like that, and then Sonny started laughing.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I guess because I don't know. She thought I was.
Speaker 19 (37:31):
I don't know, and then she at that point she
like skated off for a couple of apps and kind
of like, you know, I was trying to make my
way back to the bench to sit down, and I
think like it was fun and games, but maybe I
think the older woman kind of clued her in to that,
like the fact that I was.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
A loser or something.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And trying to be a loser. And that's all you
can think is maybe the old lady told you and
she took it to heart.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Your date, Sonny, Well.
Speaker 19 (38:00):
Yeah, maybe, because now I'm stuck here thinking that, you know,
she takes I'm non athletic and like I'm a loser,
and yeah, I mean, that's the only thing I can
think of because it was going well until.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
That lady and then now you know, you're right, I know,
so I don't.
Speaker 19 (38:23):
I thought the chemistry was real and then that happened.
But you know, I just now I'm looking for an
opportunity to tell her like, hey, I'm not an athletic
week and not manly enough.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
You know, I can.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hang plays on comeback and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
gets you a second date, even if you have to
convince her that you're.
Speaker 15 (38:48):
Man I am.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
I sure to God, I am.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
I can tell.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We'll get your first day follow up next, right, in
the middle of your first day follow up if you're
just joining us. Byron is on the phone and Byron
is getting ghosted to buy a woman named Sonny. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But first, Byron, why don't you break down
your date again for us real quick?
Speaker 19 (39:12):
Yeah, So I met this beautiful woman named Sonny. We
went ice skating. It was such a cute time. I
thought it'd be fun because we'd learned how to skate together.
Long story short, she's an expert skater and I'm not.
And on the day, I think old lady kind of
blocked me a little bit. And here we are, so
she made fun of me, and then Sonny started making
(39:33):
fun of me.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I want to say, so terrible this old lady should
call an innocent skater.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
We'll see if the old lady ruined your game or not.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Yes? Please, let's do it all right?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Hello, Hi, man, speak to Sonny. Please this same Hey Sonny?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jewbel Show. Hi, Sonny, Imnina?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
I am Victorian and.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I'm freezing the producer, and my name is Jewbell. How
are you okay?
Speaker 9 (40:13):
I'm okay? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 9 (40:18):
I have?
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Great?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, you might be excited to know that this is
the first date follow up. You went on a date
with somebody recently and now you're ghosting them and they
emailed us to see if we can find out why.
Any idea who emails about you?
Speaker 18 (40:32):
Sonny, this was going to happen today. Oh my gosh,
Well who you ghosting girl? Is it Byron?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yes? It is Byron. Byron emailed us, told us a
little bit about your date. He liked you a lot,
but he's confused while you're ghosting him. Can you tell us?
Speaker 15 (40:53):
Okay, it's awkward. I really don't want I don't want
to say this on the radio. He's really sweet.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's awkward for you or him?
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Well, I'm afraid it's going to be awkward for him.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, anybody who does these they know that they have
to be prepared to hear anything. So that's true. He
knows you know that we're going to be honest with them.
So okay, I just wants to know why you're ghosting.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Well, okay, I'm just going to say it. It was
the singing.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
The singing.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Didn't you guys go ice skating?
Speaker 9 (41:25):
Yeah, yes we did. We went and ice skated. He
was not great. I help him, Yeah it was.
Speaker 15 (41:33):
I mean it was cute. But every time he almost
fell and he was wobbling, he would sing like whoa.
Speaker 9 (41:43):
He was like breaking on ice.
Speaker 15 (41:46):
But then he would you would like break out into song,
like full song whenever he got nervous, like he was
living in a musical. I mean, I understand nervous, but
I absolutely hate musicals. Oh musical exactly. So I was
trying to help him skate forward and then do a
(42:08):
little He.
Speaker 9 (42:08):
Was like, I want to skate backwards like you. So
I was like, okay, do it like this, And then
he started singing.
Speaker 15 (42:13):
It like started singing as he was wobbling, and I'm
just like, how can I help you when you're in
the middle of the musical. It was just wild and
people were looking at us and it was like what
is going on?
Speaker 12 (42:26):
Like I was thinking about like the.
Speaker 21 (42:27):
Future of us, Like if we're out at dinners, you
get to start serenading me at the table and sing,
you know, like we're in a musical and it's like
people are going to stop and stare. I'm like he's ordering, and.
Speaker 9 (42:38):
He's like I would like a mud.
Speaker 12 (42:41):
Stay seriously, like I be at the table with that.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
All right, Well, thank you for being honest with us,
and Sonny remind you, since you've heard the show before,
you might have heard one of these. But Byron is
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Oh you's here, okay, okay, hey, siny hi uh question
for you?
Speaker 5 (43:08):
What kind of person hates musicals?
Speaker 15 (43:13):
I just don't want to experience when it gets my
will my ands ankles are about to give out.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Okay, pause, I was not giving out.
Speaker 19 (43:23):
I was just adjusting to the ice, and the singing
helped me adjust that.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
I'd be like, that's.
Speaker 19 (43:33):
Sometimes I get a little stingsongy.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
When I get nervous.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
But you were like warning the entire rank that.
Speaker 15 (43:39):
A fall was coming. It was like a tornado siren
on skates. Okay, wow, hurtful. Pause would like to point out,
like you say that as.
Speaker 19 (43:50):
If your missus perfect missus, like I skate backwards and
just give you unsolicited coaching cues the whole time.
Speaker 12 (43:58):
Hey, I was trying to help you. I didn't know
you were going to turn it in a frozen three
the panic ed okay.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Again, hurtful, Sonny.
Speaker 19 (44:09):
And you didn't have to who we're at it.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
You didn't have to yell bang your knees like you
were sending me into battle.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
I did.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
You were about to take out a toddler.
Speaker 15 (44:18):
Dressed as a penguin.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 19 (44:21):
I apologized to that kid fourteen times, and I even
offered to buy him a hot chocolate.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Way you talk out a kid dressed as a penguin.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
I I forgot to mention that.
Speaker 15 (44:33):
Yeah, and he ran away from you because you sang
in him too.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Okay. I was trying to lighten a mood.
Speaker 19 (44:42):
Everybody knows singing lightens the mood does.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Well, Sonny, would you like to go on another date
with Byron? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9 (44:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (44:53):
I mean, you aren't very sweet and you're funny.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 19 (44:59):
All right, Well, oh you know what's funny that I
will convince you?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Maybe this will Oh.
Speaker 14 (45:06):
God, sunshine on a clown, Oh my god, when it
is co out shot, take you ice skating.
Speaker 19 (45:22):
Yeah, I guess you.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah, bring home?
Speaker 5 (45:30):
What can make me? Talking about sunny?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
What do you think now? Byron?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Nice job man, I keep going, Sonny. What do you
think one push shop?
Speaker 14 (46:00):
Oh my god, I'm the richest baby singing for another day?
Speaker 9 (46:08):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
And you will stop singing.
Speaker 9 (46:14):
I will say yeah, my girls.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Jubile's first day follow up was trending.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
All right. Well, if you're tired of swiping on the apps,
this is for the single people. There's a new theory
called the Ohio theory that may be your new route
to love. Your new trip to love is in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah, Ohio's for lovers? Is it Ohio for lovers?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Who told you that there's a there's a there's a stake,
that's for lovers. I'm not Virginia.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Virginia's for lovers.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Well, I'll tell you though Ohio theory in just a second.
But first, on the same topic, kind of as we
do the year end round up, there is one particular
type of what's the word I could say, kink kink? Yeah,
one particular type of its choice on the menu, A
(47:15):
particular burger.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
This burger is ordered this one way and it's definitely
getting people very excited. Forget about four picks. There's a
whole new thing out here. Oh I'm sorry, I know
that was a stretch. Okay, I'm like, let me start over,
let me start over. I'm trying to dance around it.
So a finder has competition because now people aren't just
(47:40):
excited by feet. The number one thing people get excited
by this year is armpits. What Yeah, really, arm pits.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I didn't understand feet, and now I really don't understand.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
And there's a name, and there's a name for it.
It's called Michelle Langia well ala, I don't really know
how to spell it, I mean, and they pronounce it,
but it looks like mashell u.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Versus Victoria spell whatever that order is.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
So there's just the people are really into armpit picks.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, so if armpits your jam, just know that you're
into Mashall Lagnia.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Four six one. You're anonymous on the text line, you know,
I just want us to do a pole real quick.
If you dig the armpit stuff, let us know. I
just want to see how many people are.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I actually used to work with a guy and he
would tell me all about how he would always go
home and cuddle his wife's armpit every day.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
How do you how do you even cuddle it? Armpits?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
You just I don't know. He would just stick his
head right in her armpit. He loved it. He would
it was weird. He would talk about the smell, how
soft it was, just everything about the armpit, in that
little bit of skin in between the armpit and like
your collar bone. He just would go on and on
about how much he loved it. And I'm like, wow,
your wife sounds awesome. I mean, she really was awesome,
but it just was such a crazy thing.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
I start feeling more and more okay with being single
when I hear things like this, because people are weird.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
He loved it. I don't know if she knows that.
I know how much she loved her armpit, but it
just does not sound he did that really bothers me.
I don't know why he got excited about it, But
here's something you can get excited about, especially if you're foody.
Now we're talking about the twenty twenty six food trends,
and swicy is the way we're going. We get spicy.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Was that a new word we just invented?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I didn't invent it. It's already invented. Sweet and spicy.
It's spicy. That's going to be the twenty twenty six
word again.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Yeah, or that people combined to two words, we're creating
new things.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Well, spicy is it? And artisanal water? So you have
something to look forward to. Wait, what's artisical water? Fancy water?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, it's water that they put the word artisanal on,
so it sounds like it was it swat drafted and
still sent by the guard. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I don't know. Well, it's from like different mountains and creeks,
and it's like that kind of glaciers.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Artisanal water, special bears have you made? It's like when you.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Go to a fancy restaurant, you know, and then they go,
would you like some deconstructed eyes?
Speaker 2 (50:05):
What is that? That's water? You take ice and then struct.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Things like that.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
They just make it sound fancy.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
One place they probably won't do that to you is
in Ohio, and the Ohio theory is where you're supposed
to go to Ohio if you're looking for a partner,
especially men. I guess in Ohio, the men they're excellent,
they're good, like they take care of you, they're polite,
they've got good values, all the things. So people are
now jumping on airplanes competition. But it's not just Ohio.
(50:38):
It's not just Ohio. It's it's anywhere. But Ohio is
getting highlighted because the person that created this theory loves
Ohio so much. But really it's encouraging people to think
about where the people that they've liked the most, that
they've encountered in their life and go travel there and
find their person. So, I mean it could be Florida.
I mean, it could be anywhere, you know what, Spain,
but Ohio is getting a lot of love and attention,
(50:59):
so they're about to have big Taurist boom next year.
I don't look into Ohio just like knock him Mustic,
but maybe it will. I mean, I don't know. I'm
kind of pasturing.
Speaker 11 (51:09):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Whenever I think Cleveland, I think romance.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly, beautiful skies in Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
It was a show clear air.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Nothing like Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's what's trending. Book jubils Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Hello, Hi there, Hey, you have a dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah I do?
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 9 (51:35):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (51:36):
So a couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend added me
to like kind of like the first family event I've
ever been to with him. Okay, yeah, and it sort
of is, like it's funny because it's like we're adults.
But like all the girls were inside and all the
guys were outside, like they just kind of self separated.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay, I was hanging.
Speaker 20 (51:57):
With the girls, and like they were just being like
pretty dean talking. I just I don't know that well yet,
you know, And I don't even know who they're talking about.
And and so I kind of like hung outside more
with my boyfriend and the guys, and every so often
I would like come in and grab a drink, and
(52:17):
like at somewhere I feel like for sure like I
could hear them talking about.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
Me, you know.
Speaker 20 (52:24):
And then another time I came in and I overheard, well,
I saw one of them was kind of like crying,
and just like they were all like talking about something.
Speaker 9 (52:33):
Kind of in hush hush tones.
Speaker 20 (52:35):
And so one of them is pregnant by like a
guy in town who like no one really likes, and
like I guess he's like he like just went to
jail for like holding up a little Caesars robbery. Robbery
(52:58):
obviously like she's hiding it and doesn't want anyone, I
guess to know yet. And anyway, I went to the
bathroom and I saw a pregnancy test in the trash.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Dan, she was not doing it well.
Speaker 20 (53:11):
Right, no, no, but I guess like if no one,
you know, like I heard her say it, and so
I you know, it was kind I was kind of
looking and I took it. And because they were being
there's like a white elephant coming up, and I'm gonna
put that as one of.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
The gifts.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
With these same girls.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yes, okay, how are you gonna put whose it is?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Write her name and his sharpie on it.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put who it is.
Speaker 7 (53:47):
I want to.
Speaker 9 (53:47):
I want everyone to know.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
And the white elephant gifts, so nobody's gonna know who
brought that. No, yeah, make sure you put this on
live stream somewhere. Yeah, oka your feet into the drama mixt.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
I want to see it.
Speaker 20 (54:02):
Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna. I'm gonna take a tip
of it and I'll send it to.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
That nice all right, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Good luck with that. Thanks, what's
your dirty little secret?
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