December 10, 2025 • 56 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A weekly leadership meeting with all of the higher ups
in the company, and she wanted me to be on
the call, and so I scheduled a meeting with her
so she could talk to me before she brings me
on this leadership meeting. I missed that meeting, which in
my opinion, that's leadership. Maybe I made my own time
that day and I did what I wanted. You know,
(00:20):
I'm a leader. That's from last week when we checked
in with the Jewbeil Show. What's going on this week?
You'll find out when we check in with the show
right after this. The biggest gift would be from me
and the car Detached would say, every iconic show has
(00:42):
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is
no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk
ad Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria
Ramirez Hey. And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid
who lives next door and climbs onto our porch every
once in a while to ask it her rat Lieutenant
Pickles can rinse our toaster oven for a dramatic reenactment
(01:03):
of Ratituy. Our social media producer Gabby. Hey, there, then
there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbeil Show.
And this is a time of week where we check
in and see what's going on in our life. So
you know what's up with you this week? So you
know the saying work smarter, not harder.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yes, I have managed to figure out how to do
that when it comes to datings.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh nice, I.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Have surrogate daters, girl, what Yes, I haven't been on
the apps in a while. It's just hard to put
yourself in the right space to meet the right people,
especially when.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You're a busy human.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So two of my married girlfriends are so awesome and
they both run in different circles and they're just as
invested in finding my person as I am.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So they're out there doing it for me. Really yes, okay,
wait how do you get them to do it for you? Though?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So my one friend, she'll go up to like these
dudes and like talk to them and stuff, and she
gets all the tea and then she's like, so are
you single? Are you interested in Then they like whip
out my picture and they're like, hey, you know you
want to meet this person or whatever, and they have
a solid co signed because they can tell me if
he's like a good dude or whatever, if he's going
to be like every other word, like that one dude
I went out with.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is genius.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So far I have two surrocuates I can add to that,
and it can only be people that I trust though,
really know me and what I like.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's very helpful. So it's like people are dating for
me while I sleep. Wait, that's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, it's better than the match making even to go
out and do it. No, Yeah, I could stay home.
I watch Netflix and they'll be like, you know, we
got a date.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We just went on to day for you with so
much fun and he was really good in bed. Just
so you know you had a Blasphnina, enjoy your day
at work tomorrow with everything. They can't do that. Victoria's
up with you this week. I got into a fight
the other day. Let me back up.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So I was getting home from the store, and if
you do, I have a cat her nays for Mosa
and I had to get some cat food and so
I got it. I didn't realize the bag was a
little open, and so when I was opening the back
of my car kind of fell out and it spilled,
and next thing I noticed, this little squirrel comes over
and starts picking up all the pieces, and.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm like, hey, man, get back, like that's my cat food.
I wouldn't fight with a squirrel. They're crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're like they're freaking nuts. They kept trying to like
post up, like he wouldn't actually leap.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How long was the stand off with the squirrel? It
was like a salid. I mean it was way too long.
It's too long to have a stand off with a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think my neighbors were watching too, so it just
was not great for me. But I was just standing there,
like trying to get him to get back, and.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
He wouldn't give back. Squirrels don't care.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, I'm just feel like it's your fault you engage.
He walked away. I'm not gonna walk with that would
stand by ground, Nina, that's my cat food. My friend
in high school I punks for his donut from a squirrel.
Bro what Yeah, it came gonna jumped on his foot. Oh,
and then he dropped his donut and he took his
donut and just ate it right in front of me. Yeah,
I want to mess with squirrels. Oh look, it's our
(03:51):
social media producer Gabby stopping buye. What was up with
you this week? Gabby.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
My husband has this dream of owning a boat, and
we make it from a reality. We got like the
cheapest boat we could off a Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's pretty sick. It's just a fishing boat, but it's
very fun to take out. But the first time we
took it out, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Feeling very good. But he was begging me to go
out with him. Oh it's so cool.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Like, come experience the dream of boat ownership. And I
was like, okay, yeah, let's do it. I got so sick.
I was hanging off the bow. Oh my gosh, Kuki,
my guts out, and.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I get done.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I look at him and I'm like, why are you
still driving?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Because he just kept driving.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
The whole time, like you didn't want to stop it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And he goes, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I go, I was just throwing up off the side
of the boat, and he goes, well.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I thought you were just enjoying the way they were
just going to drink the water down there.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I thought you were just enjoying the view.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And for me this week, I'm wondering how you put
on a missing person's report. I am desperately searching for
a loved one of mine And if you know anything
about this, I would mean a lot to me. You
can help me. So I have three room bas wow,
and their names are Jeremy. Jeremy is a very responsible one.
There's one loco, he always tipps over stuff. He's the
downstairs room BA. And then there's my bedroom room. But Todd.
(05:13):
Todd has gone missing and I cannot find Todd. He's
not at his base and I have no idea where
this room is. It's actually pretty weird, like I can't
find the ruma at all. Todd was like, like he's gone.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I searched everywhere. There's been three days now and I've
searched everywhere that I can think that he would be.
He only stays on the second floor. I think I
ran away.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
He saw how.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Anymore got to get out of here. You know it's
bad when a room of quits. I guess let you
not find this room but anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What if Todd was a spy that was planted by
all of like the robot aliens and then he got
his information, picked him up and like took him away.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Now you're screwed. Yeah, if you see a rogue rouma
going down the street, it's probably todd. So if you
see that, let me know so I could put him
back at his base and close the bedroom door so
he never gets out again.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Please make fi. It's really weird. I cannot find this dude.
He's like a rebellious teenager. Yeah, he is the worst room.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But I have too. He's always like on his back
when I come home, or he's got some stuff stuck
in him, like he never does the job right. He's
the worst room. But I'd love the little guy and
he's Now that's weird. It is super weird. Your phone
break up is every single hour on the twenties. Your
next one is coming up right after this, and then
right after that is Nina's What's training. It's the Jewbil Show.
It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(06:39):
can I speak to Kim please? This is Peeacons calling
from property Management. O. Hi, Kim, how are you? My
name is Peedeakin's call from property Management.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Okay, yes, I've been trying to get in touch with
you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okamo follow.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
You hear that?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah? So well, it's been hot in the offices. So
one of my coworkers, Randy, brought in an actual fan today,
so it's on my desks. I and kind of playing
with the fan. This is really irresistible. You can't help
but talk through it, you know.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Yeah, So why are you calling?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm calling because we noticed that you have not paid
your rent yet.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Well, if you guys have been checking any of your
emails or phone messages, I've been trying to get in
touch with you guys because I've been trying to pay
but your.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay are you are you feeling okay? Oh yeah, I'
feeling great. What's what's up?
Speaker 11 (07:43):
I've been emailing you guys and calling you guys, calling
louder you called me.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Are you listening even you're playing or something?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm I'm listening. Yeah, sorry about that. Like I said,
these fans, when you talk to them, it's so fun.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Yeah, no, I've played with a fan before, So can
you stop playing and focus on you know?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'm yeah, okay, what.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Did you smoke something over there?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, I'm not a smoker. But if I was smoking,
I have a fan on my desk that would blow
the smoke right out. Sorry, I did it again. All right?
Speaker 10 (08:28):
They're like, is there a manager there or someone who
was more intelligence than I could speak with curly.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, I'm the only one in the office right now. Okay,
but I can help you out. You called me, Yes
I did, and we're wondering why why your rent has
not been paid yet. It's a couple of days late,
and weird to see a late paper.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Okay, stop with the fan thing already, they stop.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
I've already paid you.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
You got to stop with the whole fan thing.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Turn it up.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So sorry, sorry about that. I just like, Okay, I
can tell that you're frustrated right.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Now, yes, and I don't want to see a fan
anytime in the near future.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Can you please help me?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, yes I can. So what is the issue you're
having again paying your rent?
Speaker 11 (09:11):
I have my rent?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Your website will allud hayeto e victim. Oh my gosh,
stop with a fan. Okay, I'm sorry this is that
is completely unprofessional of me. I'm so sorry not that.
So what's this issue again?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Are you listening?
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Are you there?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (09:32):
I feel like I'm talking to somebody in another dimension.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm trying, and doesn't it sound like another dimension? It
does sort of sound that way. Listen. Hello, Okay, I'm
calling from another dimension. One that is. I'm gonna floors
up from you.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Kay, Hi, what is even your name? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Pete? Pete?
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Hey, Pete, Yes, get it together for me for two seconds.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
I just need to pay my rent.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
I don't want to get evicted. I don't want to
be I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Where we go? Oh boy, I'm sorry. I just need
to pay my friends.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
I need your website to not be so sucky, and
I need you to help me.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well I can't help you because this is actually Jubal
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your sister Eliza set you up. What it's a joke. Yeah,
it's a joke. No, she said, right now, you've been
having trouble with your new apartment's website and wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That was the most frustrating call ever.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 14 (10:41):
It's the Double Show and it's time for Nina's What's Trending,
brought to you by Muckle Shop Bingo in Auburn, home
of Machine Go.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But before we get to what's trending, you know, it
is the season where you get to get into Santa
Claus's dirty little stockings. Oh yeah, because it's dirty little
Santa that is. That's what we're calling in. Why's it
gotta be dirty?
Speaker 15 (11:01):
Though?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Anyways, you're gonna get a choice to choose between two stockings.
One has got a really awesome gift in it, it's
a gift, or one's got kind of a questionable one
in it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So you'll get to decide and we'll see what you get.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
But you got to call first eight eight eight, three
four three one o six one y now and get
your hands in the stockings.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Awesome, wow, Wow, you guys are being festive.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
There are some people out here, though, that are having
their festivities and their holiday spirit taken away due to
a specific shortage. I'll tell you the shortage we're dealing
with in just a minute. But first, are you in hibernation?
I tend to love the thought of hibernating in the winter,
much like bears.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I wish I was, and.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Eighty six percent of Americans also love that idea. We
are now experiencing the coziness craze where all people want
to do is stay home and be cozy. Yep, says
the girl who's at work right now in a w
a light up on. Yeah, it's lit. I feel like
we're all trend setters. We've been on this hype for
(12:06):
a long time.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I like this one.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Too.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's funny because I'm actually gonna get outside of my
comfort zone tonight and go out.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I had to really think about it at night.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I told my friend, no, I'm not gonna go, and
she's like, come on, you might find your husband. And
I was like, the fuck. You have to like get
all dressed up. I'm like, is it, like, what kind
of event are you going?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, it's an opening of a rooftop bar in the city,
so yeah, it's gonna be so fun. So I really
could maybe find my husband's I was like, dang it, fine,
I'll take the one yallo for a few hours and
then get right back into the coziness.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Okay, Nina's still gonna be in bed by eight, right, Nies.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Actually, man, if you're going out, you have to go out.
I need stories.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's a week night, well exactly, which means it'll be
funnier in the morning, which means it'll be more chaotic
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You're gonna come in looking with BedHead and being like
or maybe I will. Oh who, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
If it didn't come out right, Okay, So the shortage,
let's just change the subject right now. So there is
a holiday shortage, dude, Well, no, the holiday spirit problem
because of the shortage of Santa claus zus large Santa clauses.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Home Depot's got like a cult following in the Halloween
decorations and their Christmas decorations our next level. But they
dropped their Christmas decorations back in August. They completely sold out.
Oh wow, the giant Sana. There's like a gold sleigh
and reindeer. There's like this really cool, like light up
arch thing that's all completely sold out. But everywhere you go,
even outside of Home Depot, apparently you can't get a
(13:45):
giant Sana.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
So people are really depressed about it. I think that's
a symbol that we're not in a recession right there.
That people have enough money to go buy a Santa.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Hey, we're good. Yeah, they make a Santa. You gonna
make a Sana. You can't just make a Santa.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I was thinking one out of twigs, but then that's
not right because that's skinny Santa and it doesn't count
sont who's.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Making a Santa out of twigs? What kind of Santa
is that you making? How does this work? You guys?
I'm still thinking about How'm going out later? Okay, don't
worry about it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
So if you have one, you are lucky, and that
is what's trending. Speaking of trending. Oh wait, Sanna, dang it, well, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Also trending if you had one thing to say, one thing, No,
I'm kidding of.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Santa.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Dirty little Santa is definitely trending. And we told you
now is your chance to choose between two stockings. One
of them is going to have a huge president like
concert tickets or an Apple watch or whatever, a lot
of cool stuff, or you may have something a little
bit more questionable but still enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So we're going to test your luck.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Hello, Oh, I haven't picking anyone up yet. Oh, not
bad okay mean miney mo. Hello, Hello, who is this?
Oh my god Mary Hylerry you know her name is,
Oh my god Mary.
Speaker 11 (15:15):
I'm sorry. I know I'm pretty listening and I'm like
trying to see them. I should I turn off my
radio and I'm trying to listen if I can get.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 15 (15:24):
And I never get through I never win, I never
get through anything.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
This is crazy and yeah, you can never say never again. Yeah,
oh my good.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
I love you guys here from California. I'm just like
you guys are the ones I listened to all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Love, thank you so much. Where are you going this morning? Mary?
Speaker 8 (15:45):
I just dropped off my daughter.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh, and I'm hitting.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Back home work all the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But before you do that, yeah, yeah, you get to
get in some stockings, Mary, let's get some spry stuff.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
I'm talking to you, guys.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (16:00):
I I still can't believe I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I want to hug you so bad. You are so
cool Mary. Guess guess what.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I'm wearing a onesie today and it has like lights
on it and if I push a button, it gets
like actually lit, and I just want to hug you
and be lit because I feel like you sound fine.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
You know, I want my husband. I hope my husband
knows I'm on the radio because he knows I listen
to you guys all the.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Time, especially to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
I told him I want to do that with you guys.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
It's like, I want to be on the show.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You your husband and cheat so you can be on
the show. Is that what I'm hearing? She just needs
him to like act like it's not going to be cheating.
We'll set him up for it. Why don't you give
your husband a shout out?
Speaker 15 (16:43):
Real?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
I want to be the one.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
I want to be the one to catch them, is
what I mean.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, I got it. Clarity, clarity, God, It's okay. Good.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Well, we'll get your husband a shout out really quick,
and then we'll get to your stockings.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Uh well, you know he's not listening.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
Actually, Okay, hockey wherever you want.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
So you know I'll get through you get through.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
The podcast, because we're gonna put this on the podcast,
Marry so later on when you go to it, you'll
see it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You say, I told you so, I told you there
there you go going to do that.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
All right, Now it's time Mary, though, you got to
pick a stocking. Do you want stocking one or stocking too?
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Oh, it doesn't matter either. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
One one one one.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So you won.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Yeah, okay, one Mary. I'm like shaking.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
I don't know what I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You just got one hundred dollars vis a gift card,
an Apple watch.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Ye oh my god, our best.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
I'm like shaky, shaky, I don't know why I'm shaky,
and I'm like crying.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Thank you so much for listening. Hang on, take a
deep breath, and we'll be right back with you. Okay,
to get your infots so we can make sure you
can get the dries.
Speaker 17 (18:20):
Yes, Happy holidays, Happy holidays, Holidays, same to you.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Everybody else.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You'd be back here at the same time tomorrow because
you could be the one crying and shaking to play
dirty Little Stanna is so cute, so cute.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Normally at this time it's to catch a cheater, but
because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah,
this is number eleven. Joseph is on the phone today
for a first Day follow up and he's getting ghosted
by Mia. So we're gonna see if we can find
out why he's getting ghosted and maybe get him another
day if he still wants one. But first, Joseph, how
(18:56):
longs have been since you heard from Mia?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
I mean it's been a couple of weeks now, and
I'm getting kind of worried.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You're getting worried. Is there a reason why you feel worried?
Like about her? About her? She's ghosting you?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Most of are like how she's ghosting me. It's it's
been a little while.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
And it went so well. This was one of the
best days I've ever had. It seems so promising. We
actually we had we were we were set up for
dinner in a movie and we were talking for so
long at dinner that we ended up missing the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Like that was great, you know, yeah you missed the
whole movie.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Well no, I mean we were able to get it,
and it's just it's been it. We ended up missing
the opening. Those just tot really good, you know, talking
to her.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
No, tell us more about it. What did you guys
talk about why you know, do you feel like it
was so great?
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Well, I mean we went to a pizza place because
she had said in the previous conversation how much she
loved pizza.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
And I was like, oh great, this is kind of
casual but also kind of you know, sort of a dinner,
so a.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Little more than just like coffee is great. We had
to talk about our careers, our families. We seem to
be on the same wavelengths, you know. Actually we both
mentioned that we wanted to check out a museum that
we had been looking at and maybe we could do
that sometime, and I was like, oh good, okay, so
like second date right there, it's kind of built into it.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
I just felt really promising.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Did anything happen on the date where conq an obvious sign?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Why she's on you back, I've got I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
I've got an idea of what might have happened thee
will we were.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
While we were out, I saw my sister, and you know,
my my sister is married, and I go over to
dinner with her and her family every once in a while,
so I can see my nieces and nephews and We've
recently talked about how I probably shouldn't talk about my
love life, you know, around like the kids right now,
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you know, just until things get kind of settled, because that.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Way, you know, it's be kind of awkward for them.
And when you know, I saw it out, I was like,
oh no, this is kind of awkward, this is kind
of weird. How do I act in this situation? I
wouldn't be surprised if that was a little confusing.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Wait, so you didn't you didn't talk to your sister?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No?
Speaker 8 (21:23):
No, I just I was like, oh god, I what
do I do here? And I probably it probably kind
of upset how I I spoke to to me as well?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Did you tell me that it was your sister who
was there, or that you knew each other or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I was afraid it was going to make things even
more awkward. And I was like, oh god, if I
just kind of played this off, let's not even like
make a thing out of it, because it's one of
those the bigger the thing, but the more weird it get.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not sure I did a
great job.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Ok, it sounds like it was kind of weird. Yeah,
it sounds awkward. Yeah, all right, we'll see if we
can figure it out. We'll play a song and then
come back and call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks, Next,
Joseph is on the phone. He's been getting ghosted for
like two weeks now and doesn't know why. So we're
(22:16):
about to call the girl that he went out with.
Her name is Mia and see if we can figure
out why he's getting ghosted and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, Joseph, why don't you refresh
everybody's memory about your date with Mia.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Sure, me and I had a great time.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
We went to a pizza place, We talked about setting
up a second day at a museum.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
We actually were talking for so long we almost missed
the movie. I'm not sure why she hadn't gotten back
to me after like a couple of weeks. I'm a
little worried that it's because I was a little awkward
when I saw my sister out, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Okay, Well, we'll give her a call right now, ask
her if she'll ask her why she's ghosting you, and
see if she'll tell us and then maybe get you
another date.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
You're ready, all right, let's go?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to mea please? Hey Mia, how are you? My name
(23:18):
is Jubel. I host a radio show. It's called The
Jebel Show. Hi, Mia, the show's here too. I'm Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
Oh hi, Hi, how.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Are you doing today?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Good?
Speaker 11 (23:34):
Okay, So what's the show.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. We
do a segment on our show called the First Day Followup.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then end up ghosting them, they can get
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you from Joseph.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Oh oh oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
Yeah yeah yeah, I definitely went out with a guy
nature Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Joseph said, you've been ghosting for like two weeks now,
and he wants to know why. He thought things went
really well and he liked you a lot.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
Well, it actually did spurn off really well. We went
and had pizza and we had a lot of things coming.
We were laughing, we were even planning on going to
muse him for the next date. But uh, then we
went to the movies and he is clearly not over
(24:31):
his ex because we saw his ex there and he
was acting really weird. He showed no affection to me.
It was very awkward. And then after the movies we
rushed out of there. And so that is why, because
he's not over his X.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
How do you know that was his X? Did you
say that?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
He didn't say that, but it was.
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Like he looked over at her.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
He was acting really strange. It just it felt like
it was his ex. I mean you kind of just
know that's his ex, you know it was. It was
awkward because he like stopped touching me. He stopped, I
mean he lost.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Would it be you know, could it be like his
sister or something?
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Well, why would his sister care if he was touching me?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
That is the very fair point. But sometimes what we
think is happening isn't always happening.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Possibly, I mean, what was that his sister?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know, let's ask him. Joseph is actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Oh you okay, wow?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (25:41):
No, Yeah, you were actually really weird with that girl.
It definitely a felt like that was your ex. You
had your hand on my lap and then when you
saw her, you took your hand off, and it was
just very distant.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
It was very awkward. Yeah, believe it or not, that
actually is my sister. Yes, I was.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
We we have an agreement that I don't like that
I don't talk about my uh ongoing like romantic relationships
for a little while here.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Uh definitely not you know, around my niece to the nephews,
and it's.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Kind of that couple are like, oh god, it's like
not time. I don't really want to like introduce your
family on a first date.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
I had necessary I just not hansled that.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Well, yeah that was Why did you just say something
or text me afterwards? I mean we rushed out of
the movie beard what we just dressed it out and
then like it just felt very awkward. I mean, if
(26:56):
you kind of explain, which is kind of weird that
you don't want to talk about your relationship, but I
I guess sometimes you don't.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
I mean it was our first date.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I got.
Speaker 11 (27:03):
I guess I got that, like you don't want to,
you know, introduce to a family. But that was really weird.
You couldn't say hi to her or or even say
anything to me.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Did she say?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Right?
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Yeah, no, I just kind of wanted to leave the situation.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
I was really thinking. I was like, oh good, I'll
just kind of get out of here. I'll play it
off cool. I very clearly did a terrible job of that.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
I mean, yeah, it was like it was very comfortable
and then awesome you saw her and like this night
and day you were affectionate, and then nothing, Joseph, you.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Kind of turned into a red flag. I'm really sorry.
You're so sweet, and I really wanted this to work
out for you, But you can't just run away from
a situation because I'm comfortable every time something's not cool
for you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh yeah, that's funny. That was your word, for sure.
I know what happened. I mean, on a first day
meeting family, you.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Just say it's your friend, but yeah, your sister's obviously
not going to be But listen, if you're doing in
front of kids, you're just like, hey, this is my friend, Bob.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You know, well, yeah you.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Could have done that next time.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
The next time, next time, well, how would you like
to have another awkward situation happened with Joseph because I
think there might be many things like, yeah, would you
like to go on another date with Joseph? Will pay
for it?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
How many siblings? How many times this happened.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
It's knowing that it's.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
His sister, I actually feel a lot better.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
It was a little weird. Just to tell me next time.
But yeah, I actually had a really good time at
the pizza place, and I would like to see that
zone still, so I totally want to go out with you.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
So he ran into his girlfriend at the music Sorry,
just kidding. The best Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Can I take your order? An I get to a
tall chom a large black coffee? Large black coffee? Do
you mean a venty? No, I mean a large? He
means Aventi?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Venti is large, vent is twenty.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations are stupid in three languages.
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Your chance to take on Victoria ramires for twice tickets today,
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Speaker 8 (30:34):
Terry.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What's up, Terry? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 8 (30:36):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
How are you guys? This morning?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Great? Are you ready to crush it?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I'm ready to crush it.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
You're gonna crush it game, but you're not gonna crush
this one.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Be me.
Speaker 11 (30:47):
Hey, get ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the room
so she can get ready. And while she's leaving, Terry,
here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
All right, are you ready to go?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I am ready.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Here we go, Terry. Your time starts now. Who painted
the persistence of memory.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Path?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What is the term for the fear of heights?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
He'dophobia?
Speaker 8 (31:28):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What is the capital of Thailand?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I have no idea pass? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Which animal is known as the king of the jungle lion?
What chemical element has the symbol a g.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Path? O?
Speaker 11 (31:49):
My god?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
All right, it's hard. Victoria back into the studio. And
while she's getting settled, Terry, here's a question for you. Okay,
if laziness were an Olympic sport, what would your event be?
Speaker 11 (32:02):
Ooh, couch surfing for sure?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
All right, best Victoria. If laziness we're an Olympic sport.
What would your event be?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Umm is Binge like Netflix? And show next like Binge Watchings?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (32:16):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Pretty good at.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
All?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to be Terry outright to win?
You ready to go? Yep? Okay, Terry, you can tell
Victoria win to go okay.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
They're super easy, so be ready.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Painted the persistence of memory? Oh girl, you threw me off?
H memory? Memory? I don't have any?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Next, what is the term for the fear of heights scared?
What is the capital of Thailand Bangkok? Which animal is
known as the king of the jungle?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh, lion? What chemical element has the symbol ag agricled?
No iron? Which planet has the most moons?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
The moon?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
The wa rights? I got that. Let's set over to
the scoreboard. Now our social media producer Gabby has your score.
All right, Terry, you got one correct? Wait for it,
wait for it. Victoria got to Victoria. Sorry did not? Victoria? Wow,
(33:32):
very impressive. How does it feel, Victoria? You know when
you're a winner? Jubile? You just come out winning.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Practice. Congratulations, Yeah, absolutely so are you? Thank you for listening.
Let's get the answers now.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
With Nina Salvador Dali painted the persistence of memory. Acrophobia
is the term that's used for the fear of heights.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
The well of Thailand is Bangkok. The lion is known
as the King of the Jungle.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, ag is the chemical symbol for silver, and the
planet with the most moons is Saturn.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Seriously, seriously lame. They should make it your inus claphy?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Why is it funny? Your aus is just one big
giant moon. You didn't know that it directly? Hey, Zerry,
thank you for playing.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Awesome.
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Speaker 3 (34:44):
I just want to point out for anyone who says
movie can't teach you anything, movies teach me almost everything.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Where I learn the line is like the King of the.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Jungle Lion king baby, And that's when I went to
Amazon dot com bot. Mimosa my cat, a little lion's
main and she's been ferocious ever since.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So you just learned lines were the king of the jungle.
No no, I earned it back when I watched him
there and the lion king came out. Oh yes, but
recently I just bought her that shot. Itaman your phone,
Brank happens every single hour on the twenties. Normally it's
your first a follow up here, but it's a special
time now because it's the holidays. Yeah, and we asked
(35:19):
you guys to vote for your favorite to Catch a
Cheater of the Year, and of course after thousands of votes,
everybody wanted to hear the to Catch a Cheater. That
took us an entire week to track down the cheater.
But on Friday at the same time, we will have
an update. Make sure you follow along all week. But
here it is the craziest to Catch a Cheater of
the Year. It's time for to catch a Cheater And
(35:40):
if you've been listening the past two days, this one
is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, we have Taylor and Samantha on
the phone and we're about to call Matt who's definitely cheating. Yes,
but we did a to catch a chater the other
day with Taylor. Hey, Taylor, Hi, and Taylor thought he
was cheating, so we called him into the usual thing
(36:00):
and then when he came on the phone said no,
he wasn't cheating. Sounded legit. But right after Taylor got
off the phone, we got a phone call from Samantha.
I love Samantha, and Samantha informed us that she's Matt's
wife and she heard him. So we got Samantha and
Taylor on the phone yesterday to see if this actually
(36:21):
is the same guy, and it sure sounds like it's
the same guy. And he says he travels a lot
for work. So Taylor, he said he's in New York.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah, and he told me he's in California right now.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, so he told his girlfriend guy, his girlfriend of
three years, they just moved in together six months ago, Taylor,
that he's in New York his wife of five years,
that he's in California. How do you do that? And
when we talked to you guys yesterday, we're going to
try to play it off for a day so that
we can call him and catch him on the air,
because obviously he's lying to both of you. And it's terrible.
(36:56):
I mean, he's married to one of you and he's
been another one for three years. I was yesterday for
you guys, go ahead to Nanta. He sent me like
a text to like check in after dinner.
Speaker 15 (37:09):
I'm like saying it was crazy, and you know, I
like liked it, but I think, like my anger yesterday,
I still I still have like my anger, but I'm
kind of like a little more sad today but still
like honestly ready to stick it to him and like
catch him in a way where he cannot explain his way.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Out of it, but he has no idea. We didn't
talk on the phone.
Speaker 12 (37:33):
And okay, so I actually did talk to him, and
it was so over the top, like it was just
so like he was just showering me with like I
love you, I miss you, Like it was so like
And now it's just so clear to me that it's like.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
It's cover up because I obviously called it out on
it and now he's like laying the like the veil sticker,
if you will. I don't know the right analogy, as
my brain's like broken right now, but it is. I
just like told him I sticked my stomach and I
had to go.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, Now, if you didn't know what you know now, Taylor,
based off of those conversations, would you have just thought
everything was normal?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Yeah? Nuts, Yeah, That's that's the problem is he's a
really good liar.
Speaker 15 (38:16):
Yeah, I'm seeing like he he's like we've had some
cheating incidents before and like him talking to like past
that girlfriend from college, and it's like I've been thinking
about it the past day, and I'm like he has
a way of like putting it back on me and
like making me feel crazy for bringing it up or
(38:37):
being worried or anything.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
But it's like I'm worried because it's your action. Sure,
it's what you're doing that like, not me.
Speaker 15 (38:45):
And it's like I see it so clearly now that
that's what he does, like that this is his like
this is his emma, like and so I want I
want to throw it back in his face now like
he des Yeah, because he's clearly like a star level
(39:05):
socio path.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
I can't even believe. I just don't know who I've
been living with.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Okay, Yeah, I mean just crazy. Well, we'll play a
song come back, and we're not going to do the
usual like grocery store flowers thing, because obviously we did
that with him two days ago. So we're just going
to call him and when he comes on, he's going
to be shook hearing both of you guys on the phone.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
I'm just ready for this step be done. I'm like,
just be like call him out.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 15 (39:35):
Yeah, I'm super ready for that too. And mostly I
just I want it. I want to hear from him.
I want him to know that I know. And I've
already fully started packing. Okay, you find that all in
luggage and like it's going on the lawn.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
No, all right, well we'll call him, Okay, okay, great,
thank you. All right, we'll get your to catch cheater next.
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater,
We're about to call Matt. And it's been like a
three day long thing. So if you missed the other day,
this happened.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
So Matt and I have been together for like three
years that only have been living together for like six months,
and he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he came home sewing like perfume.
And now I'm concerned.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
The lady on the plane like The part that I
didn't tell you is that like she like fell asleep
on my shoulder. That's probably why the scent got so intense.
So I was like, great, you know this smell is
probably going to linger on me. And sure enough, I guess, yeah,
Like I love you and I want to be with
you forever, and I know we'll get through this a
little moment.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Okay, I'm just I'm so sorry. I been thinking that
you would have hived on me.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
And then once we got off the phone with Taylor,
this happened. Samantha.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Hi, Yes, I've been trying to call in this like
entire time. Okay, what's that that sounds identical?
Speaker 17 (41:02):
To know that that is my husband? What that's my
I'm like, I'm so confused. I'm shaking. I don't know
what's going on. I don't know why my husband's on
the radio with you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
So the call I just did with yeah, and and he's.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Saying he's married to this woman. I don't understand that's
my husband.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
And so the next day we got both of them
on the phone together so they could compare notes and
see if it is the same guy. And it turns
out it is the same guy. I can't believe that
Samantha has been married to him for five years. Taylor
has been his girlfriend for three. They just moved in
together six months ago, and he's out of town. He
told Taylor that he's in New York, and Samantha he
(41:45):
said he's in California. Yeah, okay, And I get tired
all lies, and so we're about to call him right
now and get him on the phone so that Samantha,
his wife, and Taylor, his girlfriend, can confront him and go, hey,
I know you're cheating. And also I met your wife
and I met your girlfriend, and both of them are
(42:05):
on the phone. He's gonna like he's not gonna know
what hit him. No, not at all. Are you guys
ready to give him a call?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Hell look, this is Jeremy.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I was looking for Matt.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Oh, Matt must be the owner of the sphone.
Speaker 8 (42:28):
I work at Jambajuice and somebody left his phone here
maybe an hour ago, and so I was answering it,
hoping it was the person.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Okay, so somebody left the phone there.
Speaker 18 (42:39):
Yeah, yeah, just sitting on the counter Joma Juice in
what city Tucson, Arizona, Campbell Ploza. Oh, what Matt doing
an Arizona?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Hey, Jeremy, Yeah, we'll try to get a hold of
Matt some other way. Did you see the guy who
left the phone by chance?
Speaker 7 (43:02):
No?
Speaker 18 (43:03):
I think my coworker Erica I just want to know, said, yeah,
it was a guy with a hat. If you speak
to him, just tell him his phone's here, it's Campbell
Plaza and we'll keep.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
It in the Lost and Found. Got you, Thanks, Jeremy,
have a sunshiny day you too.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
By what on Arizona?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
I don't know that he knows anyone in Tusson. Definitely
not for work.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I'm just gonna say, you have one.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
You never said.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
He's never said he's gone there on a business trip,
so I have no idea what he's doing there.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
This is unreal, Okay, Aanta, he told you that he's in.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
California, Yeah, in San Diego and.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Taylor he told you he was in New York. Yeah,
and his phone is what in the world.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
I just can't believe he's been doing this for so like,
how blind?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I could he be in Tucson for work? Why don't Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Does would somebody else have his phone? Is there any reason?
Is it a work phone that we're calling?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
If you're lying to two different people, I wonder if
his stories I just got messed up.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
So maybe he really is into his opper work and
then he's just telling them that he's in other places.
So he's so used to lying.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
I don't even know what to say. I'm just pissed.
Speaker 16 (44:22):
I'm angry, I'm hurt. I am I'm literally going to
lose my mind. And I don't know where he is.
But this is sus both and I am so angry.
I know you already put his stuff out on Mohan
or whatever, but I'm about it to set it all
on fire.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Well, don't get yourself in trouble just because this guy's
a loser.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Oh my god, I just this is insane. This is
just complete in day.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
So if he left his phone there, how would you
get ahold of him?
Speaker 15 (44:48):
He leaves things like all the time, Like he's always
like losing his keys and stuff, so he'll just retrace
his steps.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
He's going to come.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Back for it, right, Okay, Yeah, I mean he's gonna
I have to get his phone at some point. Yeah,
hopefully he knows it's at the job of juice, or
he'll get a new phone or something. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
I'm honestly, I'm ready to just nail him and to
just embarrass him.
Speaker 15 (45:11):
I just want him, honestly, super embarrassed, and then I
want to like hear his voice when I tell him,
all of your stuff is packed, it's on the lawn.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
I'm going to divorce you, like everything. Like I'm I'm
super now, honestly.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, whenever we do get him on the phone, he's
going to be hit with Hey, your wife knows you're
cheating with your girlfriend of three years. Also they both
know that you're in Tucson and not in California and
New York and now you have no place to live. Sucka.
Speaker 19 (45:38):
I know how we can get him, how pretty sprad? Yeah,
So I've been thinking about this a lot. A lot
of people want follow ups to catch a cheaters, especially
when they're happy. They want to check in on the
happy couple.
Speaker 11 (45:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I think we I email him today say hey, we
want to do a follow up with you. That way
he knows he's talking to the show.
Speaker 19 (45:56):
He's going to answer the phone. We want to get
you on. We want to talk about out how great
it is to celebrate non cheeters.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Oh yeah, get him on.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Hey, I'm done to play a role. I can act.
Speaker 12 (46:08):
I can pretend that it's all about doing some fun
follow up on the radio and play to his eeo okay,
multiple women. I can tell him that you guys like
email me to like talk to us, and then I'll
start talking to him, and then Samantha can like sneak attack.
Speaker 19 (46:27):
Okay, now, well here's what I want to do, though.
I'm going to email both of you at the same time.
Oh yeah, I want to like reduce the pressure on
you a little bit. I'm gonna email you both at
the same time. When I do that email. When you
get that email, you can text him and say we're
famous or something like that. Just so, but I don't
want you to have to say too many words here.
I don't want you to have to play too big
of a role because I just wanted to be quiet
(46:49):
until then tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Then tomorrow, tomorrow we'll line it up. If we can't
get it done tomorrow, but tomorrow we'll line it up
and then you guys are able to come back on
tomorrow I can't.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Yeah, I'll be there. I'm literally canceling everything. I have
to be there. This is like, I want nothing more
than to nail the guy all.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Right tomorrow the same time, we'll make sure that we
get him on the phone and then you guys can
confront him. I want to know what he's doing in Tucson.
I just want to know how he can just lie
to people straight up and what he's doing in Tucson.
This is crazy. Also, is his name Matt? Is his
real name, Matt? That's a no question. All right, we'll
(47:32):
talk to you guys tomorrow. Okay, I'm really sorry that
all this is going on. It's terrible. Yeah, but we'll
be able to get you guys on the phone with
him tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Thank you. Yeah, we're going to nail him all right.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Time for it.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
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Speaker 1 (48:20):
Suck up, heeded, Like, wait a second, let me get defensive.
Speaker 14 (48:26):
No, I know my daughter's listening right now. She is
highly offended, highly offended. She loves that show.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So if you're into it, called out good luck that
was a movie. Oh well, see that's how much I know. Yikes,
I mean it is, but that's okay. I haven't seen it.
I'm sorry, a lot of people have. I'm just old
and producer free. Do you know what six seven means?
I know that people freak out. Okay, that's all you
need to.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Know right now, kind of So in and out Burger
Chains have removed number sixty seven from its orders. That's
traumatic four for a good reason. And you'll hear why
they've removed the number sixty seven from their orders in
just a second.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
You have to hear it's hilarious. But first, let's talk
about New Year's Eve. Do you know how you're ringing
in the New Year? Anybody, anybody I want a party?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Don't to call me, don't text me, actually call me
or text me because you're gonna get a great message.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Drive.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm just gonna spend it with family. Okay, Well, that's
the best way to do it.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
But if you are looking for the destination to spend
New Year's Eve, the top five cities for New Year's
Eve have been dropped, and surprisingly New York is not
number one that you would think where the ball drops
is the number one place to watch.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
It gets crowded there. I want to go. It is crowded.
People will hold.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Their pee all night long and wear diapers, and wear diapers.
I have been blessed to be there for it, and
it is quite incredible. You have, yeah, a few times,
but I didn't have to wear a diaper. I had
to hook up with NYPD. But that's a different say.
But if you are looking for an alternative, the number
one city to ring in New Year's Eve is actually Orlando, Florida,
(50:08):
followed by Las Vegas, New York, Seattle, and Los Angeles.
Speaker 14 (50:12):
What I don't know about Orlando. Vegas and New York
sounds like where I would want to go Orlando, Why,
I don't know. Disney World maybe, And that's fun.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
I mean I would not be mad at ringing in
the New Year with Mickey, but beating Vegas and New
York that's crazy. I don't think I want. I don't
think I can handle New Year's in Vegas. That's what
I'm saying. I'm going to go crazy.
Speaker 10 (50:38):
I can.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's also fun for the whole family, you know, yeah,
not Vegas. I mean maybe I don't know what you do.
I don't want a family, don't you.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Okay, So however you spend it, be safe and hopefully
you remember it, and watch where.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Your lips go, hopefully you remember it.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
No, now do the opposite of all that is, except
for the first one. Be safe and then have fun.
Keep the stories, push your lips anywhere.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yes, the stories come from Victoria with their face down
on this sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
A story came from that sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
No, I do it for the plot exactly, and I
hope that that's why these people are doing what they're
doing inside of in and out is.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
For the plot because it's wild. So you know, six
seven is a thing.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
And there are kids that are showing up to the
burger chains and they are standing there waiting for number
sixty seven to be called out and in and out?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
How to remove the order number altogether because of this
Wow six that's kind of fun? Is it sounds like
somebody won the lottery. So whenever we're taking orders, it
goes sixty six to sixty eight. Yes, the people like you,
Because the people like you, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
You have to see the videos. It's like an entire
high school class that's just standing there waiting. They're not
even ordering anything, they're just waiting for sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
To be called. We're wearing a lot of numbers to hit.
At least these kids are off their phones.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
No the world, no, no, no, their phones are out,
they're capturing they're waiting.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
That audio is really more? Do we not have more
things to be doing right now? You're not wow? Say it?
Say it? Say sixties take seven? Wait is it sixty
seven or six seven?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
But it just it to me this point, I just
wanted you to call out the numbers. So I could
pretend that's moment, I am youthful.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
To speak for yourself. Somebody just got here and he's
trying to fight. That is what's trending. I have something
to take care of, jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (53:04):
Yeah yeah, yes, yes? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Is that we didn't land on the moon?
Speaker 20 (53:14):
Oh well, I was going to get to that, but
I got to steal my punchlines.
Speaker 8 (53:19):
I guess the other one that I did.
Speaker 20 (53:22):
Want to know my check, which is uh so okay.
So I have a buddy that works at a car
dealership and he's like one of their top sales guys.
So to him and his owner, weblife on like a
business trip like trade show kind of thing, and he
let me borrow his car and h while they were
going in His car is really nice. It's like an
(53:45):
suvality that's fully loaded.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
When you open door, German Engineer.
Speaker 20 (53:51):
Album just displays like on the ground like that night
really sweet. You know, you get that new car smell.
Speaker 8 (53:59):
It's sick.
Speaker 20 (53:59):
So anyways, well, while I was ripping and running, the
definitely scratched the door, like hit the side of something
like a guardrail.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
It really just annihilated annihilated it.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
So man, those things are built like tanks. I'm surprised
you could do that.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
I really I was going for it, let's put it
that way.
Speaker 20 (54:20):
But but so anyways, the point being is not just
as much that, but because he was out of town
when I brought it back and returned it. I brought
it to the dealership and he wasn't there.
Speaker 8 (54:35):
And when he got back he noticed the thing is,
you know, kind of destroyed on one of his doors.
He definitely noticed, but he doesn't know it with me.
Speaker 11 (54:49):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 20 (54:53):
I don't really hear about it at first.
Speaker 8 (54:55):
Then he called me and I was like, well, no,
I brought it back. Everything fine.
Speaker 20 (54:59):
I did leave it with one of the one of
the sales guys, and I think.
Speaker 8 (55:04):
He yeah, he drove it back, you know, towards wherever
you park your car while you were out of town.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Dirty. So you blame the sales guy.
Speaker 9 (55:14):
Yes, yeah, well yeah, And then the sales guy was like,
he was able to show that he didn't.
Speaker 20 (55:20):
Because he was looking.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
They had to look at the cameras and stuff.
Speaker 20 (55:24):
But then I blamed this other guy and that guy
was getting fired.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh yeah, don't you feel bad about that.
Speaker 8 (55:33):
I mean, I don't feel great. That's why I'm trying
to get it off my chest.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little go ahead.
Speaker 9 (55:43):
Well, just one other thing is that it actually wasn't
my friend's car, one of their test drive cars, and
my buddy let me drive it without telling the owner company.
Speaker 20 (55:54):
So now he's actually going to release the hot water too.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh because and you're still not going to take any
ownership for it.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
Oh absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (56:09):
You welcome.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, be more careful next time you're ripping. What did
you say? Ripping? In?
Speaker 20 (56:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Ripping? And running? Take care? What's your dirty little secret?
Text subol to four one O six one
A weekly leadership meeting with all of the higher ups
in the company, and she wanted me to be on
the call, and so I scheduled a meeting with her
so she could talk to me before she brings me
on this leadership meeting. I missed that meeting, which in
my opinion, that's leadership. Maybe I made my own time
that day and I did what I wanted. You know,
(00:20):
I'm a leader. That's from last week when we checked
in with the Jewbeil Show. What's going on this week?
You'll find out when we check in with the show
right after this. The biggest gift would be from me
and the car Detached would say, every iconic show has
(00:42):
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is
no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk
ad Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria
Ramirez Hey. And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid
who lives next door and climbs onto our porch every
once in a while to ask it her rat Lieutenant
Pickles can rinse our toaster oven for a dramatic reenactment
(01:03):
of Ratituy. Our social media producer Gabby. Hey, there, then
there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbeil Show.
And this is a time of week where we check
in and see what's going on in our life. So
you know what's up with you this week? So you
know the saying work smarter, not harder.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yes, I have managed to figure out how to do
that when it comes to datings.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh nice, I.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Have surrogate daters, girl, what Yes, I haven't been on
the apps in a while. It's just hard to put
yourself in the right space to meet the right people,
especially when.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You're a busy human.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So two of my married girlfriends are so awesome and
they both run in different circles and they're just as
invested in finding my person as I am.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So they're out there doing it for me. Really yes, okay,
wait how do you get them to do it for you? Though?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So my one friend, she'll go up to like these
dudes and like talk to them and stuff, and she
gets all the tea and then she's like, so are
you single? Are you interested in Then they like whip
out my picture and they're like, hey, you know you
want to meet this person or whatever, and they have
a solid co signed because they can tell me if
he's like a good dude or whatever, if he's going
to be like every other word, like that one dude
I went out with.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is genius.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So far I have two surrocuates I can add to that,
and it can only be people that I trust though,
really know me and what I like.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's very helpful. So it's like people are dating for
me while I sleep. Wait, that's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, it's better than the match making even to go
out and do it. No, Yeah, I could stay home.
I watch Netflix and they'll be like, you know, we
got a date.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We just went on to day for you with so
much fun and he was really good in bed. Just
so you know you had a Blasphnina, enjoy your day
at work tomorrow with everything. They can't do that. Victoria's
up with you this week. I got into a fight
the other day. Let me back up.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So I was getting home from the store, and if
you do, I have a cat her nays for Mosa
and I had to get some cat food and so
I got it. I didn't realize the bag was a
little open, and so when I was opening the back
of my car kind of fell out and it spilled,
and next thing I noticed, this little squirrel comes over
and starts picking up all the pieces, and.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm like, hey, man, get back, like that's my cat food.
I wouldn't fight with a squirrel. They're crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're like they're freaking nuts. They kept trying to like
post up, like he wouldn't actually leap.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How long was the stand off with the squirrel? It
was like a salid. I mean it was way too long.
It's too long to have a stand off with a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think my neighbors were watching too, so it just
was not great for me. But I was just standing there,
like trying to get him to get back, and.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
He wouldn't give back. Squirrels don't care.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, I'm just feel like it's your fault you engage.
He walked away. I'm not gonna walk with that would
stand by ground, Nina, that's my cat food. My friend
in high school I punks for his donut from a squirrel.
Bro what Yeah, it came gonna jumped on his foot. Oh,
and then he dropped his donut and he took his
donut and just ate it right in front of me. Yeah,
I want to mess with squirrels. Oh look, it's our
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social media producer Gabby stopping buye. What was up with
you this week? Gabby.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
My husband has this dream of owning a boat, and
we make it from a reality. We got like the
cheapest boat we could off a Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's pretty sick. It's just a fishing boat, but it's
very fun to take out. But the first time we
took it out, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Feeling very good. But he was begging me to go
out with him. Oh it's so cool.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Like, come experience the dream of boat ownership. And I
was like, okay, yeah, let's do it. I got so sick.
I was hanging off the bow. Oh my gosh, Kuki,
my guts out, and.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I get done.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I look at him and I'm like, why are you
still driving?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Because he just kept driving.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
The whole time, like you didn't want to stop it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And he goes, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I go, I was just throwing up off the side
of the boat, and he goes, well.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I thought you were just enjoying the way they were
just going to drink the water down there.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I thought you were just enjoying the view.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And for me this week, I'm wondering how you put
on a missing person's report. I am desperately searching for
a loved one of mine And if you know anything
about this, I would mean a lot to me. You
can help me. So I have three room bas wow,
and their names are Jeremy. Jeremy is a very responsible one.
There's one loco, he always tipps over stuff. He's the
downstairs room BA. And then there's my bedroom room. But Todd.
(05:13):
Todd has gone missing and I cannot find Todd. He's
not at his base and I have no idea where
this room is. It's actually pretty weird, like I can't
find the ruma at all. Todd was like, like he's gone.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I searched everywhere. There's been three days now and I've
searched everywhere that I can think that he would be.
He only stays on the second floor. I think I
ran away.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
He saw how.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Anymore got to get out of here. You know it's
bad when a room of quits. I guess let you
not find this room but anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What if Todd was a spy that was planted by
all of like the robot aliens and then he got
his information, picked him up and like took him away.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Now you're screwed. Yeah, if you see a rogue rouma
going down the street, it's probably todd. So if you
see that, let me know so I could put him
back at his base and close the bedroom door so
he never gets out again.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Please make fi. It's really weird. I cannot find this dude.
He's like a rebellious teenager. Yeah, he is the worst room.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But I have too. He's always like on his back
when I come home, or he's got some stuff stuck
in him, like he never does the job right. He's
the worst room. But I'd love the little guy and
he's Now that's weird. It is super weird. Your phone
break up is every single hour on the twenties. Your
next one is coming up right after this, and then
right after that is Nina's What's training. It's the Jewbil Show.
It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(06:39):
can I speak to Kim please? This is Peeacons calling
from property Management. O. Hi, Kim, how are you? My
name is Peedeakin's call from property Management.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Okay, yes, I've been trying to get in touch with
you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okamo follow.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
You hear that?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah? So well, it's been hot in the offices. So
one of my coworkers, Randy, brought in an actual fan today,
so it's on my desks. I and kind of playing
with the fan. This is really irresistible. You can't help
but talk through it, you know.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Yeah, So why are you calling?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm calling because we noticed that you have not paid
your rent yet.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Well, if you guys have been checking any of your
emails or phone messages, I've been trying to get in
touch with you guys because I've been trying to pay
but your.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay are you are you feeling okay? Oh yeah, I'
feeling great. What's what's up?
Speaker 11 (07:43):
I've been emailing you guys and calling you guys, calling
louder you called me.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Are you listening even you're playing or something?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm I'm listening. Yeah, sorry about that. Like I said,
these fans, when you talk to them, it's so fun.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Yeah, no, I've played with a fan before, So can
you stop playing and focus on you know?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'm yeah, okay, what.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Did you smoke something over there?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, I'm not a smoker. But if I was smoking,
I have a fan on my desk that would blow
the smoke right out. Sorry, I did it again. All right?
Speaker 10 (08:28):
They're like, is there a manager there or someone who
was more intelligence than I could speak with curly.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, I'm the only one in the office right now. Okay,
but I can help you out. You called me, Yes
I did, and we're wondering why why your rent has
not been paid yet. It's a couple of days late,
and weird to see a late paper.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Okay, stop with the fan thing already, they stop.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
I've already paid you.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
You got to stop with the whole fan thing.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Turn it up.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So sorry, sorry about that. I just like, Okay, I
can tell that you're frustrated right.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Now, yes, and I don't want to see a fan
anytime in the near future.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Can you please help me?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, yes I can. So what is the issue you're
having again paying your rent?
Speaker 11 (09:11):
I have my rent?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Your website will allud hayeto e victim. Oh my gosh,
stop with a fan. Okay, I'm sorry this is that
is completely unprofessional of me. I'm so sorry not that.
So what's this issue again?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Are you listening?
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Are you there?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (09:32):
I feel like I'm talking to somebody in another dimension.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm trying, and doesn't it sound like another dimension? It
does sort of sound that way. Listen. Hello, Okay, I'm
calling from another dimension. One that is. I'm gonna floors
up from you.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Kay, Hi, what is even your name? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Pete? Pete?
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Hey, Pete, Yes, get it together for me for two seconds.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
I just need to pay my rent.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
I don't want to get evicted. I don't want to
be I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Where we go? Oh boy, I'm sorry. I just need
to pay my friends.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
I need your website to not be so sucky, and
I need you to help me.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well I can't help you because this is actually Jubal
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your sister Eliza set you up. What it's a joke. Yeah,
it's a joke. No, she said, right now, you've been
having trouble with your new apartment's website and wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That was the most frustrating call ever.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 14 (10:41):
It's the Double Show and it's time for Nina's What's Trending,
brought to you by Muckle Shop Bingo in Auburn, home
of Machine Go.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But before we get to what's trending, you know, it
is the season where you get to get into Santa
Claus's dirty little stockings. Oh yeah, because it's dirty little
Santa that is. That's what we're calling in. Why's it
gotta be dirty?
Speaker 15 (11:01):
Though?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Anyways, you're gonna get a choice to choose between two stockings.
One has got a really awesome gift in it, it's
a gift, or one's got kind of a questionable one
in it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So you'll get to decide and we'll see what you get.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
But you got to call first eight eight eight, three
four three one o six one y now and get
your hands in the stockings.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Awesome, wow, Wow, you guys are being festive.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
There are some people out here, though, that are having
their festivities and their holiday spirit taken away due to
a specific shortage. I'll tell you the shortage we're dealing
with in just a minute. But first, are you in hibernation?
I tend to love the thought of hibernating in the winter,
much like bears.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I wish I was, and.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Eighty six percent of Americans also love that idea. We
are now experiencing the coziness craze where all people want
to do is stay home and be cozy. Yep, says
the girl who's at work right now in a w
a light up on. Yeah, it's lit. I feel like
we're all trend setters. We've been on this hype for
(12:06):
a long time.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I like this one.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Too.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's funny because I'm actually gonna get outside of my
comfort zone tonight and go out.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I had to really think about it at night.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I told my friend, no, I'm not gonna go, and
she's like, come on, you might find your husband. And
I was like, the fuck. You have to like get
all dressed up. I'm like, is it, like, what kind
of event are you going?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, it's an opening of a rooftop bar in the city,
so yeah, it's gonna be so fun. So I really
could maybe find my husband's I was like, dang it, fine,
I'll take the one yallo for a few hours and
then get right back into the coziness.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Okay, Nina's still gonna be in bed by eight, right, Nies.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Actually, man, if you're going out, you have to go out.
I need stories.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's a week night, well exactly, which means it'll be
funnier in the morning, which means it'll be more chaotic
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You're gonna come in looking with BedHead and being like
or maybe I will. Oh who, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
If it didn't come out right, Okay, So the shortage,
let's just change the subject right now. So there is
a holiday shortage, dude, Well, no, the holiday spirit problem
because of the shortage of Santa claus zus large Santa clauses.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Home Depot's got like a cult following in the Halloween
decorations and their Christmas decorations our next level. But they
dropped their Christmas decorations back in August. They completely sold out.
Oh wow, the giant Sana. There's like a gold sleigh
and reindeer. There's like this really cool, like light up
arch thing that's all completely sold out. But everywhere you go,
even outside of Home Depot, apparently you can't get a
(13:45):
giant Sana.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
So people are really depressed about it. I think that's
a symbol that we're not in a recession right there.
That people have enough money to go buy a Santa.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Hey, we're good. Yeah, they make a Santa. You gonna
make a Sana. You can't just make a Santa.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I was thinking one out of twigs, but then that's
not right because that's skinny Santa and it doesn't count
sont who's.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Making a Santa out of twigs? What kind of Santa
is that you making? How does this work? You guys?
I'm still thinking about How'm going out later? Okay, don't
worry about it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
So if you have one, you are lucky, and that
is what's trending. Speaking of trending. Oh wait, Sanna, dang it, well, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Also trending if you had one thing to say, one thing, No,
I'm kidding of.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Santa.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Dirty little Santa is definitely trending. And we told you
now is your chance to choose between two stockings. One
of them is going to have a huge president like
concert tickets or an Apple watch or whatever, a lot
of cool stuff, or you may have something a little
bit more questionable but still enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So we're going to test your luck.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Hello, Oh, I haven't picking anyone up yet. Oh, not
bad okay mean miney mo. Hello, Hello, who is this?
Oh my god Mary Hylerry you know her name is,
Oh my god Mary.
Speaker 11 (15:15):
I'm sorry. I know I'm pretty listening and I'm like
trying to see them. I should I turn off my
radio and I'm trying to listen if I can get.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 15 (15:24):
And I never get through I never win, I never
get through anything.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
This is crazy and yeah, you can never say never again. Yeah,
oh my good.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
I love you guys here from California. I'm just like
you guys are the ones I listened to all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Love, thank you so much. Where are you going this morning? Mary?
Speaker 8 (15:45):
I just dropped off my daughter.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh, and I'm hitting.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Back home work all the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But before you do that, yeah, yeah, you get to
get in some stockings, Mary, let's get some spry stuff.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
I'm talking to you, guys.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (16:00):
I I still can't believe I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I want to hug you so bad. You are so
cool Mary. Guess guess what.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I'm wearing a onesie today and it has like lights
on it and if I push a button, it gets
like actually lit, and I just want to hug you
and be lit because I feel like you sound fine.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
You know, I want my husband. I hope my husband
knows I'm on the radio because he knows I listen
to you guys all the.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Time, especially to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
I told him I want to do that with you guys.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
It's like, I want to be on the show.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You your husband and cheat so you can be on
the show. Is that what I'm hearing? She just needs
him to like act like it's not going to be cheating.
We'll set him up for it. Why don't you give
your husband a shout out?
Speaker 15 (16:43):
Real?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
I want to be the one.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
I want to be the one to catch them, is
what I mean.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, I got it. Clarity, clarity, God, It's okay. Good.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Well, we'll get your husband a shout out really quick,
and then we'll get to your stockings.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Uh well, you know he's not listening.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
Actually, Okay, hockey wherever you want.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
So you know I'll get through you get through.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
The podcast, because we're gonna put this on the podcast,
Marry so later on when you go to it, you'll
see it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You say, I told you so, I told you there
there you go going to do that.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
All right, Now it's time Mary, though, you got to
pick a stocking. Do you want stocking one or stocking too?
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Oh, it doesn't matter either. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
One one one one.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So you won.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Yeah, okay, one Mary. I'm like shaking.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
I don't know what I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You just got one hundred dollars vis a gift card,
an Apple watch.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Ye oh my god, our best.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
I'm like shaky, shaky, I don't know why I'm shaky,
and I'm like crying.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Thank you so much for listening. Hang on, take a
deep breath, and we'll be right back with you. Okay,
to get your infots so we can make sure you
can get the dries.
Speaker 17 (18:20):
Yes, Happy holidays, Happy holidays, Holidays, same to you.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Everybody else.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You'd be back here at the same time tomorrow because
you could be the one crying and shaking to play
dirty Little Stanna is so cute, so cute.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Normally at this time it's to catch a cheater, but
because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah,
this is number eleven. Joseph is on the phone today
for a first Day follow up and he's getting ghosted
by Mia. So we're gonna see if we can find
out why he's getting ghosted and maybe get him another
day if he still wants one. But first, Joseph, how
(18:56):
longs have been since you heard from Mia?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
I mean it's been a couple of weeks now, and
I'm getting kind of worried.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You're getting worried. Is there a reason why you feel worried?
Like about her? About her? She's ghosting you?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Most of are like how she's ghosting me. It's it's
been a little while.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
And it went so well. This was one of the
best days I've ever had. It seems so promising. We
actually we had we were we were set up for
dinner in a movie and we were talking for so
long at dinner that we ended up missing the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Like that was great, you know, yeah you missed the
whole movie.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Well no, I mean we were able to get it,
and it's just it's been it. We ended up missing
the opening. Those just tot really good, you know, talking
to her.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
No, tell us more about it. What did you guys
talk about why you know, do you feel like it
was so great?
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Well, I mean we went to a pizza place because
she had said in the previous conversation how much she
loved pizza.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
And I was like, oh great, this is kind of
casual but also kind of you know, sort of a dinner,
so a.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Little more than just like coffee is great. We had
to talk about our careers, our families. We seem to
be on the same wavelengths, you know. Actually we both
mentioned that we wanted to check out a museum that
we had been looking at and maybe we could do
that sometime, and I was like, oh good, okay, so
like second date right there, it's kind of built into it.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
I just felt really promising.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Did anything happen on the date where conq an obvious sign?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Why she's on you back, I've got I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
I've got an idea of what might have happened thee
will we were.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
While we were out, I saw my sister, and you know,
my my sister is married, and I go over to
dinner with her and her family every once in a while,
so I can see my nieces and nephews and We've
recently talked about how I probably shouldn't talk about my
love life, you know, around like the kids right now,
(21:04):
you know, just until things get kind of settled, because that.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Way, you know, it's be kind of awkward for them.
And when you know, I saw it out, I was like,
oh no, this is kind of awkward, this is kind
of weird. How do I act in this situation? I
wouldn't be surprised if that was a little confusing.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Wait, so you didn't you didn't talk to your sister?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No?
Speaker 8 (21:23):
No, I just I was like, oh god, I what
do I do here? And I probably it probably kind
of upset how I I spoke to to me as well?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Did you tell me that it was your sister who
was there, or that you knew each other or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I was afraid it was going to make things even
more awkward. And I was like, oh god, if I
just kind of played this off, let's not even like
make a thing out of it, because it's one of
those the bigger the thing, but the more weird it get.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not sure I did a
great job.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Ok, it sounds like it was kind of weird. Yeah,
it sounds awkward. Yeah, all right, we'll see if we
can figure it out. We'll play a song and then
come back and call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks, Next,
Joseph is on the phone. He's been getting ghosted for
like two weeks now and doesn't know why. So we're
(22:16):
about to call the girl that he went out with.
Her name is Mia and see if we can figure
out why he's getting ghosted and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, Joseph, why don't you refresh
everybody's memory about your date with Mia.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Sure, me and I had a great time.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
We went to a pizza place, We talked about setting
up a second day at a museum.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
We actually were talking for so long we almost missed
the movie. I'm not sure why she hadn't gotten back
to me after like a couple of weeks. I'm a
little worried that it's because I was a little awkward
when I saw my sister out, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Okay, Well, we'll give her a call right now, ask
her if she'll ask her why she's ghosting you, and
see if she'll tell us and then maybe get you
another date.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
You're ready, all right, let's go?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to mea please? Hey Mia, how are you? My name
(23:18):
is Jubel. I host a radio show. It's called The
Jebel Show. Hi, Mia, the show's here too. I'm Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
Oh hi, Hi, how.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Are you doing today?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Good?
Speaker 11 (23:34):
Okay, So what's the show.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. We
do a segment on our show called the First Day Followup.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then end up ghosting them, they can get
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you from Joseph.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Oh oh oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
Yeah yeah yeah, I definitely went out with a guy
nature Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Joseph said, you've been ghosting for like two weeks now,
and he wants to know why. He thought things went
really well and he liked you a lot.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
Well, it actually did spurn off really well. We went
and had pizza and we had a lot of things coming.
We were laughing, we were even planning on going to
muse him for the next date. But uh, then we
went to the movies and he is clearly not over
(24:31):
his ex because we saw his ex there and he
was acting really weird. He showed no affection to me.
It was very awkward. And then after the movies we
rushed out of there. And so that is why, because
he's not over his X.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
How do you know that was his X? Did you
say that?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
He didn't say that, but it was.
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Like he looked over at her.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
He was acting really strange. It just it felt like
it was his ex. I mean you kind of just
know that's his ex, you know it was. It was
awkward because he like stopped touching me. He stopped, I
mean he lost.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Would it be you know, could it be like his
sister or something?
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Well, why would his sister care if he was touching me?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
That is the very fair point. But sometimes what we
think is happening isn't always happening.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Possibly, I mean, what was that his sister?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know, let's ask him. Joseph is actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Oh you okay, wow?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (25:41):
No, Yeah, you were actually really weird with that girl.
It definitely a felt like that was your ex. You
had your hand on my lap and then when you
saw her, you took your hand off, and it was
just very distant.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
It was very awkward. Yeah, believe it or not, that
actually is my sister. Yes, I was.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
We we have an agreement that I don't like that
I don't talk about my uh ongoing like romantic relationships
for a little while here.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Uh definitely not you know, around my niece to the nephews,
and it's.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Kind of that couple are like, oh god, it's like
not time. I don't really want to like introduce your
family on a first date.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
I had necessary I just not hansled that.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Well, yeah that was Why did you just say something
or text me afterwards? I mean we rushed out of
the movie beard what we just dressed it out and
then like it just felt very awkward. I mean, if
(26:56):
you kind of explain, which is kind of weird that
you don't want to talk about your relationship, but I
I guess sometimes you don't.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
I mean it was our first date.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I got.
Speaker 11 (27:03):
I guess I got that, like you don't want to,
you know, introduce to a family. But that was really weird.
You couldn't say hi to her or or even say
anything to me.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Did she say?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Right?
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Yeah, no, I just kind of wanted to leave the situation.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
I was really thinking. I was like, oh good, I'll
just kind of get out of here. I'll play it
off cool. I very clearly did a terrible job of that.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
I mean, yeah, it was like it was very comfortable
and then awesome you saw her and like this night
and day you were affectionate, and then nothing, Joseph, you.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Kind of turned into a red flag. I'm really sorry.
You're so sweet, and I really wanted this to work
out for you, But you can't just run away from
a situation because I'm comfortable every time something's not cool
for you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh yeah, that's funny. That was your word, for sure.
I know what happened. I mean, on a first day
meeting family, you.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Just say it's your friend, but yeah, your sister's obviously
not going to be But listen, if you're doing in
front of kids, you're just like, hey, this is my friend, Bob.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You know, well, yeah you.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Could have done that next time.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
The next time, next time, well, how would you like
to have another awkward situation happened with Joseph because I
think there might be many things like, yeah, would you
like to go on another date with Joseph? Will pay
for it?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
How many siblings? How many times this happened.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
It's knowing that it's.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
His sister, I actually feel a lot better.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
It was a little weird. Just to tell me next time.
But yeah, I actually had a really good time at
the pizza place, and I would like to see that
zone still, so I totally want to go out with you.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
So he ran into his girlfriend at the music Sorry,
just kidding. The best Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Can I take your order? An I get to a
tall chom a large black coffee? Large black coffee? Do
you mean a venty? No, I mean a large? He
means Aventi?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Venti is large, vent is twenty.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations are stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
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(29:53):
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you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best,
(30:14):
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All right, as long as you're willing to admit that,
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Your chance to take on Victoria ramires for twice tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Terry.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What's up, Terry? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 8 (30:36):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
How are you guys? This morning?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Great? Are you ready to crush it?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I'm ready to crush it.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
You're gonna crush it game, but you're not gonna crush
this one.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Be me.
Speaker 11 (30:47):
Hey, get ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the room
so she can get ready. And while she's leaving, Terry,
here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
All right, are you ready to go?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I am ready.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Here we go, Terry. Your time starts now. Who painted
the persistence of memory.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Path?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What is the term for the fear of heights?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
He'dophobia?
Speaker 8 (31:28):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What is the capital of Thailand?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I have no idea pass? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Which animal is known as the king of the jungle lion?
What chemical element has the symbol a g.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Path? O?
Speaker 11 (31:49):
My god?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
All right, it's hard. Victoria back into the studio. And
while she's getting settled, Terry, here's a question for you. Okay,
if laziness were an Olympic sport, what would your event be?
Speaker 11 (32:02):
Ooh, couch surfing for sure?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
All right, best Victoria. If laziness we're an Olympic sport.
What would your event be?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Umm is Binge like Netflix? And show next like Binge Watchings?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (32:16):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Pretty good at.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
All?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to be Terry outright to win?
You ready to go? Yep? Okay, Terry, you can tell
Victoria win to go okay.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
They're super easy, so be ready.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Painted the persistence of memory? Oh girl, you threw me off?
H memory? Memory? I don't have any?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Next, what is the term for the fear of heights scared?
What is the capital of Thailand Bangkok? Which animal is
known as the king of the jungle?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh, lion? What chemical element has the symbol ag agricled?
No iron? Which planet has the most moons?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
The moon?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
The wa rights? I got that. Let's set over to
the scoreboard. Now our social media producer Gabby has your score.
All right, Terry, you got one correct? Wait for it,
wait for it. Victoria got to Victoria. Sorry did not? Victoria? Wow,
(33:32):
very impressive. How does it feel, Victoria? You know when
you're a winner? Jubile? You just come out winning.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Practice. Congratulations, Yeah, absolutely so are you? Thank you for listening.
Let's get the answers now.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
With Nina Salvador Dali painted the persistence of memory. Acrophobia
is the term that's used for the fear of heights.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
The well of Thailand is Bangkok. The lion is known
as the King of the Jungle.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, ag is the chemical symbol for silver, and the
planet with the most moons is Saturn.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Seriously, seriously lame. They should make it your inus claphy?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Why is it funny? Your aus is just one big
giant moon. You didn't know that it directly? Hey, Zerry,
thank you for playing.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I have a great day. We play your victory at
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
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Speaker 3 (34:44):
I just want to point out for anyone who says
movie can't teach you anything, movies teach me almost everything.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Where I learn the line is like the King of the.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Jungle Lion king baby, And that's when I went to
Amazon dot com bot. Mimosa my cat, a little lion's
main and she's been ferocious ever since.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So you just learned lines were the king of the jungle.
No no, I earned it back when I watched him
there and the lion king came out. Oh yes, but
recently I just bought her that shot. Itaman your phone,
Brank happens every single hour on the twenties. Normally it's
your first a follow up here, but it's a special
time now because it's the holidays. Yeah, and we asked
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you guys to vote for your favorite to Catch a
Cheater of the Year, and of course after thousands of votes,
everybody wanted to hear the to Catch a Cheater. That
took us an entire week to track down the cheater.
But on Friday at the same time, we will have
an update. Make sure you follow along all week. But
here it is the craziest to Catch a Cheater of
the Year. It's time for to catch a Cheater And
(35:40):
if you've been listening the past two days, this one
is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, we have Taylor and Samantha on
the phone and we're about to call Matt who's definitely cheating. Yes,
but we did a to catch a chater the other
day with Taylor. Hey, Taylor, Hi, and Taylor thought he
was cheating, so we called him into the usual thing
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and then when he came on the phone said no,
he wasn't cheating. Sounded legit. But right after Taylor got
off the phone, we got a phone call from Samantha.
I love Samantha, and Samantha informed us that she's Matt's
wife and she heard him. So we got Samantha and
Taylor on the phone yesterday to see if this actually
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is the same guy, and it sure sounds like it's
the same guy. And he says he travels a lot
for work. So Taylor, he said he's in New York.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah, and he told me he's in California right now.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, so he told his girlfriend guy, his girlfriend of
three years, they just moved in together six months ago, Taylor,
that he's in New York his wife of five years,
that he's in California. How do you do that? And
when we talked to you guys yesterday, we're going to
try to play it off for a day so that
we can call him and catch him on the air,
because obviously he's lying to both of you. And it's terrible.
(36:56):
I mean, he's married to one of you and he's
been another one for three years. I was yesterday for
you guys, go ahead to Nanta. He sent me like
a text to like check in after dinner.
Speaker 15 (37:09):
I'm like saying it was crazy, and you know, I
like liked it, but I think, like my anger yesterday,
I still I still have like my anger, but I'm
kind of like a little more sad today but still
like honestly ready to stick it to him and like
catch him in a way where he cannot explain his way.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Out of it, but he has no idea. We didn't
talk on the phone.
Speaker 12 (37:33):
And okay, so I actually did talk to him, and
it was so over the top, like it was just
so like he was just showering me with like I
love you, I miss you, Like it was so like
And now it's just so clear to me that it's like.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
It's cover up because I obviously called it out on
it and now he's like laying the like the veil sticker,
if you will. I don't know the right analogy, as
my brain's like broken right now, but it is. I
just like told him I sticked my stomach and I
had to go.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, Now, if you didn't know what you know now, Taylor,
based off of those conversations, would you have just thought
everything was normal?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Yeah? Nuts, Yeah, That's that's the problem is he's a
really good liar.
Speaker 15 (38:16):
Yeah, I'm seeing like he he's like we've had some
cheating incidents before and like him talking to like past
that girlfriend from college, and it's like I've been thinking
about it the past day, and I'm like he has
a way of like putting it back on me and
like making me feel crazy for bringing it up or
(38:37):
being worried or anything.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
But it's like I'm worried because it's your action. Sure,
it's what you're doing that like, not me.
Speaker 15 (38:45):
And it's like I see it so clearly now that
that's what he does, like that this is his like
this is his emma, like and so I want I
want to throw it back in his face now like
he des Yeah, because he's clearly like a star level
(39:05):
socio path.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
I can't even believe. I just don't know who I've
been living with.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Okay, Yeah, I mean just crazy. Well, we'll play a
song come back, and we're not going to do the
usual like grocery store flowers thing, because obviously we did
that with him two days ago. So we're just going
to call him and when he comes on, he's going
to be shook hearing both of you guys on the phone.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
I'm just ready for this step be done. I'm like,
just be like call him out.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 15 (39:35):
Yeah, I'm super ready for that too. And mostly I
just I want it. I want to hear from him.
I want him to know that I know. And I've
already fully started packing. Okay, you find that all in
luggage and like it's going on the lawn.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
No, all right, well we'll call him, Okay, okay, great,
thank you. All right, we'll get your to catch cheater next.
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater,
We're about to call Matt. And it's been like a
three day long thing. So if you missed the other day,
this happened.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
So Matt and I have been together for like three
years that only have been living together for like six months,
and he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he came home sewing like perfume.
And now I'm concerned.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
The lady on the plane like The part that I
didn't tell you is that like she like fell asleep
on my shoulder. That's probably why the scent got so intense.
So I was like, great, you know this smell is
probably going to linger on me. And sure enough, I guess, yeah,
Like I love you and I want to be with
you forever, and I know we'll get through this a
little moment.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Okay, I'm just I'm so sorry. I been thinking that
you would have hived on me.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
And then once we got off the phone with Taylor,
this happened. Samantha.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Hi, Yes, I've been trying to call in this like
entire time. Okay, what's that that sounds identical?
Speaker 17 (41:02):
To know that that is my husband? What that's my
I'm like, I'm so confused. I'm shaking. I don't know
what's going on. I don't know why my husband's on
the radio with you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
So the call I just did with yeah, and and he's.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Saying he's married to this woman. I don't understand that's
my husband.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
And so the next day we got both of them
on the phone together so they could compare notes and
see if it is the same guy. And it turns
out it is the same guy. I can't believe that
Samantha has been married to him for five years. Taylor
has been his girlfriend for three. They just moved in
together six months ago, and he's out of town. He
told Taylor that he's in New York, and Samantha he
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said he's in California. Yeah, okay, And I get tired
all lies, and so we're about to call him right
now and get him on the phone so that Samantha,
his wife, and Taylor, his girlfriend, can confront him and go, hey,
I know you're cheating. And also I met your wife
and I met your girlfriend, and both of them are
(42:05):
on the phone. He's gonna like he's not gonna know
what hit him. No, not at all. Are you guys
ready to give him a call?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Hell look, this is Jeremy.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I was looking for Matt.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Oh, Matt must be the owner of the sphone.
Speaker 8 (42:28):
I work at Jambajuice and somebody left his phone here
maybe an hour ago, and so I was answering it,
hoping it was the person.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Okay, so somebody left the phone there.
Speaker 18 (42:39):
Yeah, yeah, just sitting on the counter Joma Juice in
what city Tucson, Arizona, Campbell Ploza. Oh, what Matt doing
an Arizona?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Hey, Jeremy, Yeah, we'll try to get a hold of
Matt some other way. Did you see the guy who
left the phone by chance?
Speaker 7 (43:02):
No?
Speaker 18 (43:03):
I think my coworker Erica I just want to know, said, yeah,
it was a guy with a hat. If you speak
to him, just tell him his phone's here, it's Campbell
Plaza and we'll keep.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
It in the Lost and Found. Got you, Thanks, Jeremy,
have a sunshiny day you too.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
By what on Arizona?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
I don't know that he knows anyone in Tusson. Definitely
not for work.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I'm just gonna say, you have one.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
You never said.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
He's never said he's gone there on a business trip,
so I have no idea what he's doing there.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
This is unreal, Okay, Aanta, he told you that he's in.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
California, Yeah, in San Diego and.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Taylor he told you he was in New York. Yeah,
and his phone is what in the world.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
I just can't believe he's been doing this for so like,
how blind?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I could he be in Tucson for work? Why don't Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Does would somebody else have his phone? Is there any reason?
Is it a work phone that we're calling?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
If you're lying to two different people, I wonder if
his stories I just got messed up.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
So maybe he really is into his opper work and
then he's just telling them that he's in other places.
So he's so used to lying.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
I don't even know what to say. I'm just pissed.
Speaker 16 (44:22):
I'm angry, I'm hurt. I am I'm literally going to
lose my mind. And I don't know where he is.
But this is sus both and I am so angry.
I know you already put his stuff out on Mohan
or whatever, but I'm about it to set it all
on fire.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Well, don't get yourself in trouble just because this guy's
a loser.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Oh my god, I just this is insane. This is
just complete in day.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
So if he left his phone there, how would you
get ahold of him?
Speaker 15 (44:48):
He leaves things like all the time, Like he's always
like losing his keys and stuff, so he'll just retrace
his steps.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
He's going to come.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Back for it, right, Okay, Yeah, I mean he's gonna
I have to get his phone at some point. Yeah,
hopefully he knows it's at the job of juice, or
he'll get a new phone or something. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
I'm honestly, I'm ready to just nail him and to
just embarrass him.
Speaker 15 (45:11):
I just want him, honestly, super embarrassed, and then I
want to like hear his voice when I tell him,
all of your stuff is packed, it's on the lawn.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
I'm going to divorce you, like everything. Like I'm I'm
super now, honestly.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, whenever we do get him on the phone, he's
going to be hit with Hey, your wife knows you're
cheating with your girlfriend of three years. Also they both
know that you're in Tucson and not in California and
New York and now you have no place to live. Sucka.
Speaker 19 (45:38):
I know how we can get him, how pretty sprad? Yeah,
So I've been thinking about this a lot. A lot
of people want follow ups to catch a cheaters, especially
when they're happy. They want to check in on the
happy couple.
Speaker 11 (45:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I think we I email him today say hey, we
want to do a follow up with you. That way
he knows he's talking to the show.
Speaker 19 (45:56):
He's going to answer the phone. We want to get
you on. We want to talk about out how great
it is to celebrate non cheeters.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Oh yeah, get him on.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Hey, I'm done to play a role. I can act.
Speaker 12 (46:08):
I can pretend that it's all about doing some fun
follow up on the radio and play to his eeo okay,
multiple women. I can tell him that you guys like
email me to like talk to us, and then I'll
start talking to him, and then Samantha can like sneak attack.
Speaker 19 (46:27):
Okay, now, well here's what I want to do, though.
I'm going to email both of you at the same time.
Oh yeah, I want to like reduce the pressure on
you a little bit. I'm gonna email you both at
the same time. When I do that email. When you
get that email, you can text him and say we're
famous or something like that. Just so, but I don't
want you to have to say too many words here.
I don't want you to have to play too big
of a role because I just wanted to be quiet
(46:49):
until then tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Then tomorrow, tomorrow we'll line it up. If we can't
get it done tomorrow, but tomorrow we'll line it up
and then you guys are able to come back on
tomorrow I can't.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Yeah, I'll be there. I'm literally canceling everything. I have
to be there. This is like, I want nothing more
than to nail the guy all.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Right tomorrow the same time, we'll make sure that we
get him on the phone and then you guys can
confront him. I want to know what he's doing in Tucson.
I just want to know how he can just lie
to people straight up and what he's doing in Tucson.
This is crazy. Also, is his name Matt? Is his
real name, Matt? That's a no question. All right, we'll
(47:32):
talk to you guys tomorrow. Okay, I'm really sorry that
all this is going on. It's terrible. Yeah, but we'll
be able to get you guys on the phone with
him tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Thank you. Yeah, we're going to nail him all right.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Time for it.
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Speaker 1 (48:20):
Suck up, heeded, Like, wait a second, let me get defensive.
Speaker 14 (48:26):
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highly offended, highly offended. She loves that show.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So if you're into it, called out good luck that
was a movie. Oh well, see that's how much I know. Yikes,
I mean it is, but that's okay. I haven't seen it.
I'm sorry, a lot of people have. I'm just old
and producer free. Do you know what six seven means?
I know that people freak out. Okay, that's all you
need to.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Know right now, kind of So in and out Burger
Chains have removed number sixty seven from its orders. That's
traumatic four for a good reason. And you'll hear why
they've removed the number sixty seven from their orders in
just a second.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
You have to hear it's hilarious. But first, let's talk
about New Year's Eve. Do you know how you're ringing
in the New Year? Anybody, anybody I want a party?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Don't to call me, don't text me, actually call me
or text me because you're gonna get a great message.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Drive.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm just gonna spend it with family. Okay, Well, that's
the best way to do it.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
But if you are looking for the destination to spend
New Year's Eve, the top five cities for New Year's
Eve have been dropped, and surprisingly New York is not
number one that you would think where the ball drops
is the number one place to watch.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
It gets crowded there. I want to go. It is crowded.
People will hold.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Their pee all night long and wear diapers, and wear diapers.
I have been blessed to be there for it, and
it is quite incredible. You have, yeah, a few times,
but I didn't have to wear a diaper. I had
to hook up with NYPD. But that's a different say.
But if you are looking for an alternative, the number
one city to ring in New Year's Eve is actually Orlando, Florida,
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followed by Las Vegas, New York, Seattle, and Los Angeles.
Speaker 14 (50:12):
What I don't know about Orlando. Vegas and New York
sounds like where I would want to go Orlando, Why,
I don't know. Disney World maybe, And that's fun.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
I mean I would not be mad at ringing in
the New Year with Mickey, but beating Vegas and New
York that's crazy. I don't think I want. I don't
think I can handle New Year's in Vegas. That's what
I'm saying. I'm going to go crazy.
Speaker 10 (50:38):
I can.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's also fun for the whole family, you know, yeah,
not Vegas. I mean maybe I don't know what you do.
I don't want a family, don't you.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Okay, So however you spend it, be safe and hopefully
you remember it, and watch where.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Your lips go, hopefully you remember it.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
No, now do the opposite of all that is, except
for the first one. Be safe and then have fun.
Keep the stories, push your lips anywhere.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yes, the stories come from Victoria with their face down
on this sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
A story came from that sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
No, I do it for the plot exactly, and I
hope that that's why these people are doing what they're
doing inside of in and out is.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
For the plot because it's wild. So you know, six
seven is a thing.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
And there are kids that are showing up to the
burger chains and they are standing there waiting for number
sixty seven to be called out and in and out?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
How to remove the order number altogether because of this
Wow six that's kind of fun? Is it sounds like
somebody won the lottery. So whenever we're taking orders, it
goes sixty six to sixty eight. Yes, the people like you,
Because the people like you, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
You have to see the videos. It's like an entire
high school class that's just standing there waiting. They're not
even ordering anything, they're just waiting for sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
To be called. We're wearing a lot of numbers to hit.
At least these kids are off their phones.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
No the world, no, no, no, their phones are out,
they're capturing they're waiting.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
That audio is really more? Do we not have more
things to be doing right now? You're not wow? Say it?
Say it? Say sixties take seven? Wait is it sixty
seven or six seven?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
But it just it to me this point, I just
wanted you to call out the numbers. So I could
pretend that's moment, I am youthful.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
To speak for yourself. Somebody just got here and he's
trying to fight. That is what's trending. I have something
to take care of, jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (53:04):
Yeah yeah, yes, yes? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Is that we didn't land on the moon?
Speaker 20 (53:14):
Oh well, I was going to get to that, but
I got to steal my punchlines.
Speaker 8 (53:19):
I guess the other one that I did.
Speaker 20 (53:22):
Want to know my check, which is uh so okay.
So I have a buddy that works at a car
dealership and he's like one of their top sales guys.
So to him and his owner, weblife on like a
business trip like trade show kind of thing, and he
let me borrow his car and h while they were
going in His car is really nice. It's like an
(53:45):
suvality that's fully loaded.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
When you open door, German Engineer.
Speaker 20 (53:51):
Album just displays like on the ground like that night
really sweet. You know, you get that new car smell.
Speaker 8 (53:59):
It's sick.
Speaker 20 (53:59):
So anyways, well, while I was ripping and running, the
definitely scratched the door, like hit the side of something
like a guardrail.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
It really just annihilated annihilated it.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
So man, those things are built like tanks. I'm surprised
you could do that.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
I really I was going for it, let's put it
that way.
Speaker 20 (54:20):
But but so anyways, the point being is not just
as much that, but because he was out of town
when I brought it back and returned it. I brought
it to the dealership and he wasn't there.
Speaker 8 (54:35):
And when he got back he noticed the thing is,
you know, kind of destroyed on one of his doors.
He definitely noticed, but he doesn't know it with me.
Speaker 11 (54:49):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 20 (54:53):
I don't really hear about it at first.
Speaker 8 (54:55):
Then he called me and I was like, well, no,
I brought it back. Everything fine.
Speaker 20 (54:59):
I did leave it with one of the one of
the sales guys, and I think.
Speaker 8 (55:04):
He yeah, he drove it back, you know, towards wherever
you park your car while you were out of town.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Dirty. So you blame the sales guy.
Speaker 9 (55:14):
Yes, yeah, well yeah, And then the sales guy was like,
he was able to show that he didn't.
Speaker 20 (55:20):
Because he was looking.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
They had to look at the cameras and stuff.
Speaker 20 (55:24):
But then I blamed this other guy and that guy
was getting fired.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh yeah, don't you feel bad about that.
Speaker 8 (55:33):
I mean, I don't feel great. That's why I'm trying
to get it off my chest.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little go ahead.
Speaker 9 (55:43):
Well, just one other thing is that it actually wasn't
my friend's car, one of their test drive cars, and
my buddy let me drive it without telling the owner company.
Speaker 20 (55:54):
So now he's actually going to release the hot water too.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh because and you're still not going to take any
ownership for it.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
Oh absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (56:09):
You welcome.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, be more careful next time you're ripping. What did
you say? Ripping? In?
Speaker 20 (56:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Ripping? And running? Take care? What's your dirty little secret?
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