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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news. You heard it here on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
First, a store in China that sells life sized robots
for cooking, cleaning, and other housework is threatening to close
down if customers don't stop using.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Them for quote unquote other reasons.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We bring you the cleverly named segment real News or
Fake News, where I read a news story from the
week and you have to tell me if that's a
fake news story that people actually believed or a real
one that went viral. It's a lot harder than you think,
and it's always fun. Time for another breaking news story.
Here at the Jewel Show, one in four gen Z
(00:39):
workers regrets going to college. Lantch is shocking news because
nobody knew that one in four members of gen.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Z has jobs.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
See how easy it is to create fake news, and
that's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to tell me if it's a fake one
or a real news story that went viral.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, here we go. Here's the first headline for real
news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Man almost sends to life due to judges oopsie moment.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh, here's the full story.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Imagine that you're accused of a crime you didn't commit.
You're in the courtroom waiting for the judge to read
the verdict, and then this happens. A twenty six year
old named Alton Oliver was on trial in Georgia last
week facing murder charges.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's accused of murdering an off duty cop in twenty
twenty two, but claimed it with self defense. The trial
lasted for three days and wrapped up very quickly with
a verdict. They handed it to the judge to read,
and everybody was on the edge of their seat, and
the judge flubbed the verdict. He said guilty. I meant
to say not guilty on all counts.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's given somebody a real heart attack.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Apparently a djuror chimed in and corrected him, and he
corrected himself a little bit later and then issued an
apology that said, sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I just had an oopsie moment here anything Nina, real
or fake.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm going with real. I pictured the whole thing I had.
I could see him say oopsie, it's real.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Victoria man almost sends the life due to judges. Oopsie moment.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm also going to have seen the oscars like two
years ago.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
That happened.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Also, they said the wrong name that's picture is America.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, it is a real news story. And here's the
video of it or audio from the video of it
as a con viral.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
The verdict, we the jury find that fine guilty as
to all six council deep bill of indictment. I'm sure
for the handles to thanks, council can't pass it over
to I said not sorry, We the jury find that
Finnan not guilty.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
My bad man, Hey, you're free, Like wait, why are
you crying? Crying either way, I think just should have
played it off.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Of me, like I was just trying to show you
to appreciate every moment I did that the second there,
you thought you were going to jail, but not so
you know, behave Here's another news story for real news
or fake news. A segment where I read a new
story from the week and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake news
story that when viral and people actually believed it. The
city of Las Vegas has approved mandatory jail time for
(03:13):
anybody who claps in a casino. Oh, here's the news
story out of Las Vegas, Nevada. In a move that
has stunned tourists and regulars, like Las Vegas, casinos have
officially banned clapping on gaming floors after one particularly round
of applause caused the pit boss to mistakenly approve a
one dollar bet as one.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
WHOA says the incident unfolded at the Mirage Casino last
weekend when a player hit blackjack. Normally, the win would
have earned him just a few dollars, but amidt the
chaos of clapping and cheering from nearby tables, the distracted
pit boss misread the wager slip, allowing the stun gambler
to walk out of the casino with a six figure payout.
(03:52):
The new rule goes into effect immediately, with signs posted
across casinos that says no clapping beyond this point. If
you are clapping a casino, apparently, you could face up
to a year in prison and a forty thousand dollars fine.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Come a real new story or a fake news story?
That is a fake news story. You can't do that
to everybody. That's your fault, bro, not everybody's fault. I'm
screaming if I win money in.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Vegas, put me in jail, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Do you think that that's a real new story or
a fake news story and that's real.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I could see that happening and everyone getting really mad
about it, and then other casinos are like, ah man,
We're not having that happen to us.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
People online were sharing the story like crazy, very upset
because imagine going to Vegas and you can win money
and you're.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Just to sit there like you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It is a that's a fake news story that went
by this week. Las Vegas is not banning clapping.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Could you imagine their jails would be so full because of.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Everybody that's clapping or screaming because they just lost so
much money that I would have gotten fired.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's real news or fake news?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The segment where I read a new story from the
week that's gone viral and if you tell me if
it's a real new story or a fake one that
people actually believed, here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. Car companies are now charging a monthly
fee for you to go faster? What car companies are
now charging a monthly fee for you to go faster?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Would you pay?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Here's the story If you thought streaming services are bad,
Volkswagen just announced a way to make Netflix look generous
because they've introduced a new subscription plan for their electric
cars where you're forced to pay extra if you want
to use all the horsepower that your car actually has
Without the fee, you're basically leasing part of your own
car back from Volkswagen. Right now, It's only happening in
(05:29):
the UK, but it will come to America soon.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Volkswagen electric cars come equipped with a two hundred and
twenty eight horsepower engine, but unless you fork over twenty
two dollars a month to Volkswagen, your car will electronically
choke itself down to two hundred and one horsepower.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Your car chokes itself unless you said it free.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Volkswagen is pitching this as flexibility, is it? Yes, they're
flexibility by throttling your horsepower unless you pay them twenty
two bucks a month.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Wow, Is this a real news story or a fake
news story?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Nina, I want to go with fake you can't charge
people that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's crazy. The car has to do what it does.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Can you really control if it goes slower faster from
like somewhere else?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
See, this is fake. That doesn't sound real at all. Victoria,
what do you think real or fake? I think it's real.
Are you kidding me? These companies be greedy out here.
Netbooks is sorry, charging us another ten bucks a month now,
bolts Wagon two. I believe it. This is a real
news story. Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Soon your car might come with a monthly feel like
you're streaming service.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, not ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Watch we drive around like Grandma all day every day.
This is what I'm not doing is paying for.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Twenty two bucks a month to get everything that your
car came with instead of just making it slower.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's crazy. That's paying for the car. You'll get it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Your phone break up is every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina. What's training? It's a
jewbile show.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Oh Hi,
this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company. I was
looking for Ryan who purchased a mattress from us recently.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Uh, this is he Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Hi Ryan, how are you today? Are you catching all right,
great disease on your mattress?
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
What is this?
Speaker 10 (07:33):
What is this in regarding Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,
are you happy with the mattress?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, great. We like our customers to be getting a
great night sleep, you know.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, sort of.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Lying there dead to the world, getting those great seas. Yes, okay,
I'm calling because we delivered your mattress, and of course
we do the white Glove delivery service where the people
(08:28):
who deliver the mattress were the white gloves, and so
they don't get their pesky fingerprints all over your belongings
or walls or handrails anything like that.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
Uh yeah, I've got I've got no complaints about it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, okay. Well, unfortunately I have to inform you that
I was one of the delivery people who brought your
mattress to your establishment and put it in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Okay, why are you going again?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I have a confession, Ryan, I have to come clean
about something and it has to do with you and
your mattress. Oh well, what what are you trying to
get out? On the day that your mattress was to
(09:26):
be delivered? It seems that I left my white gloves
at home, and so I was not exactly doing the
white glove delivery service, was I? And so I had
my hands, my bare hands, all over your property. I'm
so sorry about that. Ryan. Then I need to make
sure that my fingerprints are completely wiped from your bedroom
(09:50):
and anywhere else that I may have touched. I do
thorough job cleaning.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
You'd be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble if my
fingerprints were found on your property.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well? I think I just told you I didn't wear
my white gloves like I was supposed to. And so
if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy, it
could come back to bite me. And I just want
to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah. Well, why is that such a big deal. Why
are fingerprints?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, it's just because you know, sometimes people will look
for fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,
it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere.
You said you were you know, things like that?
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Why did you need them from my plaist.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, it's just because I need to just get rid
of the fingerprints because we do white clove delivery service.
They wasn't wearing my white gloves, which I normally don't
make mistakes like that.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
What on earth you're doing?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
If we could not call them, I don't need them
involved in mattress deliveries again, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
What were you doing before, during, or after?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
My Massy Ryan, This is actually Double from the Jubil
Show doing a phone break on you and your wife
set you up.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
She said, you guys got a new mattress the other day,
and she just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Oh my gosh, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,
we say Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, it's time for Nina's What's Trending? Brought to
you by Muckle Shoot Bingo in Auburn your home for
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Speaker 12 (11:57):
Go.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
If you're a big fan of Crocs, they're about to
get some serious competition. There's a new divisive shoe in town,
and it's all thanks to Justin Bieber. I will explain
in just a moment, but first we need to talk
about your opportunity to maybe win a billion dollars. The
powerball jackpot has just jumped to a billion dollars. Nobody
has matched all six numbers in the last few drawings,
(12:19):
so now on Saturday, this is a big opportunity to
cash in. So I don't know where they're selling these
jackpot powerball ticket? Is this just like anywhere?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Like you can go into any gas station or seven
to eleven and get Powerball. I'm pretty sure it's supposed
to work. I've never played before. I don't think it's real.
You real, do you see people that win? I think
it's fake.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's really.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think they put that out into the media to
like make you think it's real.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Do you think it's actors or like it's actors.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't think it's real. Really, they're not there. Where
do we live, guys? Where do we live? We live
in America?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
We're not just handing out billions of dollars around here.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah we are, because it's our money. They're giving our
money one person, because we all pay.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
You buy a ticket, it like pays into the pot, right.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, I don't think that people bought I just I
don't believe Victoria lives deep, deep, deep down in the Internet.
That's what it is. That's the problem. But I think.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Victoria is also in this era where she wants to
argue about everything.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
That's such a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He knows, and that's okay.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I actually I respect it because that means you're asking questions, question,
you're not letting people get anything over on you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So you are in the question everything era. Yeah, that's
come for me. But the real or is it? It's
just I don't know. I don't know. I'm kind of
down to buy a power ball ticket. I'm going to
I say it every time, and I've never bought one
for a million dollars. It's definitely worth trying. We're gonna
do that. Last time you didn't do it, I know,
but it wasn't a million dollars. That's the threshold. That's
(13:50):
where I can see. And now they're getting more people
to spend their money. Who's gonna win an actor? Is
he gonna get that money?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So what do you think they do with the money?
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Though?
Speaker 13 (14:00):
Like, what's what's this big conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Great question.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
She doesn't, she doesn't have them. This goes back to
the question asking era. She has no idea what the
grounds are for.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Question, but she knows to ask it. Yes, and we
need to start asking those questions.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I'm not going to at the moment, but someone should
be asking them, going where's it going?
Speaker 13 (14:20):
I want to know your brain's are fascinating.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Somebody should also ask the question, how is it okay
to wear three D printed sneakers?
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
But apparently that's the thing, and I think people are
saving money by creating sneakers with three D printing.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's well, I know it's been a thing, but I've
seen clouds. No, but say one more time. Sound like
a whole foreign language. I have no idea what you said.
You know what you said.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
I think I can translate cloudy with a chance of meetballs.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Thank you? Oh wow, Gabby, thank you. I'm walked in.
Have not have not seen that? He kind of made
those he made spray on shooes.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Okay, So I mean it's kind of like we're just
taking ideas from movies.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Yeah, one sprayed, one's printed.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But anyway, we're saying move over crocs because it's kind
of Kroc esque and it's all things to Justin Bieber.
His new brand, Skylark, is that he dropped earlier. I
think it was in the summertime or whatever. They're teaming
up with a footwear tech company where they create three
D printed sneakers. This one that they are printing is
(15:23):
called the earth Bender and they just had this pop up.
Where was it, I want to say Japan. They had
a pop up and they were selling them. They actually
are kind of cute. They look like Crocs but sneakers,
so they look like.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Their Bendy and they come in like lilac and bright
orange and all that kind of stuff, so that they
are inspired by soccer cleats.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Interesting, Yeah, I don't know. Recyclable sneakers that are three
D printed. What are they made out of? I don't know,
like a phone. It looks like a phoam like. It
looks like the same stuff a CROs is made out of, honestly,
but maybe cheaper, Probably not definitely. That's what's trending.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
Natasha is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Mason who she really likes. So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call him see if you'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Natasha,
how long has it been since you heard from Mason?
Speaker 15 (16:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Man, it's been it's been like a couple of days. Like,
I don't know, Well, he he won't hang out with
me again. I don't know. He just says he's busy,
he has to work, family obligation.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Okay, but could not be legit if it's been a
couple days or the couple days is silence.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I mean, like we work in the same building. I
just don't get it, Like it's not it's just a
bunch of it's a bunch to bes because he could
just be busy or I don't know, I feel like
something else is going on, Like we had such a
great date, we had like fire, it was amazing. So
like the fact that he won't like just meet up
(17:02):
for another happy hour right across the street from our
office is just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, let's talk about the date, let's hear about the fire.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, I mean, like I don't know we had a
really good time. Like our date was like amazing, but
like we were like touching and kissing, like we shared
appetizers and like, I don't know. Then we went back
to his house and we hooked up. I had to go,
like I had to sneak out in the middle of
the night because I had a early work day the
(17:34):
next day. But I don't know. I just thought that
since it was so hot, and really I didn't see
anything that went wrong. I just don't understand, like why
he can't even like I mean up for our coffee
in the lobby, Like what in the heck right now?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
It feels like you're a little eager. Have you expressed
that eagerness at any point after so you guys hooked up?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Well yeah yeah, but like okay, so I might have
like hipped something when I left his house that may
have upset him, Like I took something and when I
was leaving, Yeah, I might have kicked something like my shoe.
Well there was a kitty litter on my shoe and
I was leaving his house. So I was like, oh no,
maybe I kicked over in his cat's litter box, and
(18:19):
maybe that is that why he's not talking to me.
I mean I might be So did you leave.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
A mess behind you? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
It was dark, it was early, I didn't see it.
I might have met I don't even know if the
cat was in there.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Sorry, it's not funny. Did you address the potential mess
that you left? Did you say sorry? I think I
kicked something on my way out or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I want to explain myself, but like I'm just not.
He won't meet up with me. So you're just being
cold and I after hooking up and after the way
thing went, and then if I made a message his
apartment and that's why he doesn't want to see me again,
just tell me.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, that doesn't feel good, right, yeah, especially after hurking
up with somebody, they do owe you a little something
that doesn't feel cut.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Do you have any family obligations? I didn't even understand
how many could be possible.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It'll be okay, well, we'll play a song, come back
and then call him and see I who tell us
why he's ghosting you, and maybe get you another day
if you still want one.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, we'll play a song,
come back and get your first day follow up.
Speaker 14 (19:31):
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Speaker 2 (19:38):
Natasha is on the phone today for a first date
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Mason.
So in a second, we're gonna call him, see if
you tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get
her another date. But real quick, Natasha, why don't you
catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Basically, we work in the same building. We didn't realize
we had worked together for so long, and we had
hung out and we hooked up. I don't know. I
maybe kicked over his catbox and now he will hang
out with me and he's giving me a bunch of
weird all right?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do you think it might be because he kicked over
the litter box on accident? All right, well, we'll see
if we can figure it out. Here we go. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, Hi, I'm asking to Mason. Please, Mason, how are
you good?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
What's uh?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Who's Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Thank you for asking Mason. My name is Jubel and
I host a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Mason,
the whole shows Here. I'm Nina, Hi and I'm make Suia.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Hey guys, I've heard you guys.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
I've heard you guys later, I heard you guys earlier.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh sweet, Oh thank you. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
We're just calling to say thank you. We were watching
you listen. We're actually calling you because has got an
email about you, Mason. Okay, so from somebody who you
went on a date with, but now you're ghosting.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
This is a first aid follow up. Oh okay, all right,
so what the.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
What are the accusations?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Any idea, any idea of who would email us?
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Natasha?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm pretty sure you're correct, Mason. Is Natasha?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
She wants to know why you're ghostinger. She said she
really likes you, but now you are talking to her.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Okay, so all right, well this is okay if she
wants to hear it on the radio. So we obviously,
like she told you, guys, kind of the basic what happened.
We met and we went off for drinks, and then she.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
Might she might have spent the night.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
All say, yeah, okay, cool, and then so thanks for
we drinking and I'm a light sleeper. She spent the
night and I kept on waking up because she kept on.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Farting, and I was, and it's fine.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
There's nothing wrong with farts.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
But it's just a little bit like maybe I guess.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Too soon for fart, if that makes sense, Like I
just you know, I just kind of met her and
I'm already hearing her fart exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You can't really control your body too soon.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Yeah, so, which is fine because I'm sure, like you
know who doesn't fart.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So, but I was just a little bit much for me.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
It kind of game an ech.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
But there's nothing, there's no bad thing.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I should just honestly, I should have just.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Got back here.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It was like why you guys were like stuff?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
No, I mean I I was sleeping.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Who knows what she was, but I remem Murphy.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It was just it was just sleep okay, Like I could.
I could.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I could see like if she was doing it on
purpose or like blatantly in front of you in the
middle of conversation.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
But like if you're sleeping, you can't really control it's happening, right.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's why it's an embarrassing I guess.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
I mean, I just again, like it's maybe if I
just knew her longer for it's like a dating and
thing because I've you know, something wrong with that when
you're dating someone.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But I always get nervous about that, falling asleep next
to someone for the first time, if I'm going to
fart or not.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That's how you get nervous.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Yeah, yeah, what if you were in his position. I'm
just curious, like how other people would handle that, Like
if you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Were she was sleep farting, I think that's that'd be cute,
unless they were like real bad ones.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh that's cute. She doesn't even know she's farting. She's
embarrassed right now? Are you crying right now? I'm just
laughing again. Oh I'm sorry. Well, thank you for telling
us the truth. Mason.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Yeah, I feel about I'm a light sleeper.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Sure, Mason, I don't know if you remember or not.
But when we do the first date follow ups, the
other person is on the phone. So Natasha's on the
phone and wants to talk to you all right.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Last hey, hey, sorry, hey, yeah, no, no, it's cool.
Maybe you know you were definitely farting as.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
For dinner, okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Talking a lot, so I probably want to air my stomach.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Maybe I didn't.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
I don't know if I remember, I don't know who
was farting, but there was farting, dude, So.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
When when I too, it's cute and you it just
seems uncomfortable around you, so you know, sorry, but I
don't know. You were totally farting more than I was.
And I feel so much better now.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
Okay, Well, I'm glad we're on the same page, part
page or something. I'm glad we have the same Yeah,
I'm glad I heard you got to hear me fart
because I tell them fair.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I thought I thought you didn't want to talk to
me anymore because I kicked over your cat pot.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
Yeah, that was totally it. No, that happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
That's that's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
That would have been well, now that you have both
known each other's fart sound like, yeah, Mason, would you
like to go on another date with Natasha?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:23):
So I guess now that we both realize that we're
both nighttime tutors night I mean, I'm not I'm not
opposed to it, and I definitely feel bad about ghosting
and I shouldn't have done that. And now that now
it's just now that this whole thing is just really funny.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So yeah, that'd be great. Natasha, congratulations got another day.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, thank you guys. That's awesome and speaks for apologizing.
I hated that feeling.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Yeah, so definitely, yeah, definitely, and so just please yeah,
let's go on the second date.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, that's cool, and now it doesn't matter if you
got fart no, no.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Maybe do things to turn each other on.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
On this reset, I like Thatt, all right, to call.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've
worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Wape.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
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Speaker 1 (26:30):
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Speaker 2 (26:32):
Com if you think you have what it takes to
knock Victoria. I was gonna say out of the top
like seat or throne for trivia, but.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
There while okay, that was like not needed, Like y'all
could have just like made something up.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We're just trying to find a better way to announce you.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
That is accurate, Yeah, but you could have just bit
supportive so to say, like the best of all time
or something silver medallist.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, you can't go. You can say the gold medalist
best Efforts.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
No, you did get an A big E for effort,
A for effort. That's how you spell you spell it,
I know, but all right, we'll play you vers Victoria
right after this. It's the Jubal Show.
Speaker 16 (27:14):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your whole.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for twice tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Dylan. What's up, Dylan? How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
How about yourself? Wonderful? Thank you for asking, Victoria, how
are you? I'm doing great. I keep feeling I have
to sneeze, but I'm okay. Oh and you have to
pee and yeah, so if you sneeze, he could come
out ew. Absolutely, you laugh too hard?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It does it too? All right, well, let's get straight
to it then. What do you think, Dylan? Should we
get straight to it then? Since Victoria has to p
and her allergies are killing her, hey please?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, absolutely better.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I think it's good to get things moving quickly when
somebody's struggling like that. You know what I mean, Dylan,
get right in the game, get it done so that
she can go to the bathroom and you know, blown
ose or whatever. I just I hate to think of
Victoria just sitting there waiting for the game to be
played and waiting a long time for it.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, what did you say? I didn't hear you? Can
you repeat that?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh, Nina, thank you for asking. All right, here we
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright way and she's outside.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Now, Dylan, are you ready to go?
Speaker 17 (28:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Here we go, Dylan, your time starts. Now. What's the
term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships a path? What
does the jen alpha slang term phantom tax mean? Which
three zodiac signs are water signs?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh pa, what year did the Titanic sink? Who is
the who has the most Instagram followers?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Oh, Kim Kardashian, all right, got that.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
In we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled, Dylan, here's a question for you.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
If you were a wrestler, what would your wrestler name be?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh Man, I know, I think?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
All right, Victoria, If you are a wrestler, what would
your wrestler name be?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Oh, Jude, I finally got an answer for like the
last question you asked me on trivia, Senorita, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Because I like it is. It's a smack man just
you know, showing release on him shower. PP takes the ring?
Why because you said I do, but not that you.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Here we go thirty seconds goldenly, it's hard to definitely guys.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
If anyhow guys are listening to this, they're not gonna
on a date.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Your cape is a golden shower curtain, go back?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
All right, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass. You have to
be Dylan out right, and Dylan, you can tell sen're senior.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
PP. When to go keep four right ready? Diagram showing
evolutionary relation ships. I even hear it. What does the
jed alphas slang term phantom tax mean, bro? What next?
(31:08):
Which three zodiac signs are water signs? Pisces aries? Is
the Aquarius one? Is that one of your phone print characters?
I don't know past? What year? Did the Titanic sink
a long time ago? Who has the most Instagram followers? Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Wait, it used to be Selena Gomez. Uh yeah, I'll
go sling as okay, got that in.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard now and see
how you guys did social media.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Pay as your score as I would have.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Nobody did very well. It was zero's across the board, right, Dylan?
That means you win. Congratulations, big.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Let's get the answers now with Nina. The term for
a diagram showing evolutionary release ships is called a phylogenetic tree.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What oh no, fie, Yeah, philo genetic tree? Not bad?
So you told you? No? No. The jen alphis slang
term phantom tax means stealing food from a friend who
uses a How did you get there? The three zodiac
signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces and Scorpio.
Dang its close. The year the Titanic sunk was in
(32:24):
nineteen twelve, and Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and
thirty five million followers. Ah, David, I bet Selena Gomes
is right after him. She's probably very close stealing.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Thank you for playing, Thank you have a good one.
We play you Verse Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Dot com and you two can take on seniority tipp
The song I hadsuck in my head is don't go
chase music. I love it all right?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Your phone prank every single hour on the twin and
is your next one is right after this and then
right after that.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
His nieda is what turned in the Jubile Show. It's
time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 14 (33:10):
Only on the Jubil Show and only on the New
Hits one oh six point one.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
There's only one Ho Ho Ho this holiday season, and
it's the cheater that we're trying to track down.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Dangs the Jubile.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Show, and we asked you guys to vote on what
was the best to catch a cheater of the year,
and everybody agreed that it's the one that took us
an entire week to track down the cheater in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Good because that was a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, he had a wife and a girlfriend, neither one
of them knew about each other. And then we found
out there's a third person in Arizona that we didn't
know about.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Roh, how much time does this guy have?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So because you guys asked for it, we're relieving that moment.
But also we have an update, and we were able
to get the wife and the girlfriend on the phone,
and also we're able to track down the woman in
Arizona that he has been cheating with.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Dude's got a stressful life, yes, very stress Yeah, and
we'll have all three of them.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I'm on the phone tomorrow at this time, so to
get all caught up, because you guys wanted to hear
it again. Here is the craziest to catch a cheater
of the Year. And make sure you're here tomorrow at
this same time so you can hear us check in
with them and get an update. It's a double show.
It's time for to catch a cheater and it's been
a week. So this is day four of us trying
(34:21):
to get this guy Matt on the phone. So real quick,
here's what happened. We first did it to catch a
cheater with Taylor and Matt, and this is how that went.
Speaker 17 (34:30):
So Matt and I have been together for like three
years that only have been living together for like six months,
and he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he came home feeling like perfume.
And now I'm concerned.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
No, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you, Like this
isn't anything devious, and I'm trying to do like I
love you and I want to be with you forever,
and I know we'll get through this at.
Speaker 17 (34:57):
A moment, Okay, I'm I'm sorry. I'm thinking that you
would achieved amy.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then right after we hung up with Taylor, this happened. Samantha.
Speaker 18 (35:08):
Hi, Yes, I've been trying to call in this like
entire time. Okay, So that that sounds identical to know
that that is my husband, that's my I'm like, I'm
so confused, I'm shaking.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I don't know what's going on. I don't know why
my husband's on the radio with you guys.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
So I just did with.
Speaker 18 (35:31):
Yeah, and and he's saying he's married to this woman.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
I don't understand, that's my husband.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
And then we got the two of them on the phone.
They compared notes and it's the same guy. So yesterday
we tried to call him and have them confront him,
but then this happened.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Hey, I was looking for Matt.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh Madmosi the owner of the sphone.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I work a Jamba Juice and somebody.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Left his phone here maybe an hour ago, and so
I was answering it, hoping it.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
With the person sam but jus in what city?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Tucson, Arizona, Campbell Plaza.
Speaker 17 (36:09):
Oh what Matt doing an Arizona?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
So now we don't even know why he's in Tucson.
When he told Samantha, his wife of five years, that
he's in California, and Taylor, his girlfriend of three years,
that he's in New York, he's in Tucson. And so
we set it up today where we know we'll get
him on the phone.
Speaker 19 (36:26):
Because this happened, a lot of people want follow ups
to catch a cheaters, especially when they're happy. They want
to check in on the happy couple. I email him today,
say hey, we want to do a follow up with you.
That way he knows he's talking to the show. He's
going to answer the phone. We want to get you on.
We want to talk about how great it is to
celebrate non cheaters.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh yeah, get him on.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So producer Brad sent the email saying that we're going
to check in with him and Taylor and Taylor you're there, right, yeah, okay,
So Taylor's there, Samantha you're there, yep, okay, and pretty
a breath sent the email seems all good.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah, I heard back everything okay, all good to go?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Okay, all right, So we're about to call him and
do a cute little check in to see how things
are going, and then let you talk to him for
a little bit Taylor, And then I think it should
go like, Taylor, you can bring on Samantha whenever you
feel like and you guys can do whatever you want
a him. Yeah, you guys, are you guys ready? How
do you feel?
Speaker 20 (37:28):
I feel I'm ready to just let him have it,
Like I have all this energy and like i've been
you know, I haven't been able to tell him about it,
so like I'm ready to just like he hear what
he has.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
To say, and he is going to be shook. I'm
dying to hear what he has to say too, because
it's going to be a clary.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I mean, this dude has been cheating on his wife
for five years with his girlfriend of three years.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
He's told him, and he's a different place. He's in Tucson.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
We know all that, and he's about to find out
that both of them know everything. Okay, you guys ready, yeah,
all right, we're gonna play a song, come back and
make our call, and you're to catch Cheeter next.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
To Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show, right
in the middle of to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
And if you're just joining us, this has been a
four day long thing of us trying to get this
guy Matt on the phone because we did it to
Catch a Cheater with Taylor, his girlfriend of three years.
They just moved in together six months ago the other
day and seemed like everything was fine. Right after we
hung up with Taylor, Samantha called in, and Samantha is
the dude's wife. She's like, I recognize that voice. That's
my husband of five years. We got the two of
(38:31):
them on the phone, they compared notes and it is
that guy. And yesterday we tried to call him with
both of them, and he told his wife that he's
in California, in San Diego, and he told Taylor that
he's in New York. But we called and he left
his phone at a Jamba juice in Arizona, like what
all the places to get caught. So he's in Tucson,
(38:52):
Arizona right now. But we told him today we wanted
to get him back on the phone so we could
do it check in and a little update with him
and Taylor because it was so cute.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Mm hmmm, so so cute.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, So first when we call him, Taylor, we'll just
play it off like it's a little update thing, and
then you can bring on Samantha whenever you want. Okay, okay,
all right, you ready, you guys ready, ready? Yeah, here
we go. Hello, Hey, Matt, what's up?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Hey? Thanks for getting back on the phone with us. Man.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, sure, thing, So you have you haven't listened back
to the to catch here that we did with you
from the other day or anything like that. No, no, yeah,
well we've gotten just so many people that were like
that was so cute and everyone while we check in
and get people back on the phone. So Taylor is
on the phone too. I know you're out of town,
but Taylor is on the phone.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
Oh you know, it's been interesting without you here.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah, you know, we wanted to get you both on
the phone, so you know, you can just get a
little update on how things have been since that to
catch a cheater? Yet, how have things been for you
since that to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I feel like we got a lot closer over all
of that.
Speaker 12 (40:10):
So yeah, so you feel like things are just like
open and honest and.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
All of that.
Speaker 15 (40:17):
Yeah, Like I feel like it built trust.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And you know, I'm so glad we.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Did that, babe.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Yeah, babe, so glad.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
And yeah, like I've been out of town this works
trip thing, and maybe I'm just really ready to get
home and see you.
Speaker 12 (40:31):
So yeah on that work trip, and you know, I
am very excited for you to be back and I
can't wait. But I also would really like to know
why you're in Tucson. So what do you mean you
were in New York? You, Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
In too Son, Babe, in New.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
York, Just like I told you, Well, the job person
from yesterday who answered your phone that you left in
Tucson must have been very confused about what subway stopped there?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Off of.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Wait what?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:03):
And you know also while you're in Tucson, I made
a new friendship. In fact, feel like you might actually
know her.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, what are you getting of it?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Honey?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Do you recognize that voice?
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I hope you're having?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Do you recognize on my news friend Samantha? You know
your wife of five years voice? Hopefully you can recognize
you on that phone?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Like, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (41:30):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (41:30):
What are you doing in Why are you in Tucson?
What do you I'm not in Tucson.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 6 (41:37):
What are you doing? What are you doing in Tucson? Yes?
Why why are you there? You told me girlfriend? You
call her wife?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Sam?
Speaker 17 (41:48):
I don't even I don't even really know who this
Taylor is.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 20 (41:55):
Yeah, Matt, I literally heard that the catch a cheater
that you did the first day. That's why I called
in because I recognize you, so, yeah, you know her.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
You can't lie to my face?
Speaker 17 (42:06):
No, I mean not really.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
You were on the catches.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
You were talking about how much you loved her and
everything else, and that's how your wife heard it.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You just literally said you feel closer. Yeah, like minutes ago,
you're cap.
Speaker 10 (42:19):
I mean, I guess nowadays all you have to be
is accused and like no proof needed.
Speaker 20 (42:25):
Oh my god, exactly what you What the are you
doing in Tucson, Matt?
Speaker 6 (42:30):
You still haven't answered.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
The question, like, how do you guys even know I'm
in Tuson anyway?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
What is is that even matter?
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Right now? You're so.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
No, I said, I said, how do they Your time's up?
Speaker 17 (42:43):
Matt?
Speaker 20 (42:44):
We literally called your phone and a Jama Juice employee
answered instead they were in Tucson, Arizona. But you can't
sit there and lie like that you're in Tucson.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Just admit it, Okay, I'm I'm I'm in Tucson.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, yeah we know.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Oh my god, why are you in Tucson? Why are you?
Why did you lie about that?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm just okay, this is a little detour.
Speaker 20 (43:08):
You asked the answer. You're stalling. You're stalling to make
up a lie.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Answer. Now, why are you in Tucson?
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (43:19):
I yes, I am in Tucson and I have been
cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Very sorry, we know that.
Speaker 15 (43:29):
Yes, and I've been talking to someone out here. What Yeah,
but it means it literally means nothing like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Gosh, does she think you live with her too?
Speaker 6 (43:48):
Yes, I've been living with her for about a year.
What what are you?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I'm sorry, I'm laughing. This is insane, Matt, I.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
Said, And I don't know about no, no kids.
Speaker 20 (44:02):
I like, I don't believe you at this point. I
don't believe a single thing you've said.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Does Tucson know that you're married and have a girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (44:08):
Also, No, I don't want to talk about that right now.
Speaker 12 (44:12):
Well, you know what we are going to talk about
is you can just stay in Tucson because you will
not have anything at my place. If you try to
come back, it's gone. Well, yeah, all of your is
on the lawn. Okay, So don't bring the normal up
the lock. No, I'm getting a divorced from you. You're unreal.
You win to the last ten years of my life.
(44:35):
I will never forgive you for this. We can't work
it out.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
You're on the lawn. Come on, but you've embarrassed me.
You've embarrassed me.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
If you tell my stuff out on the lawn, like
for real, like I will, I will get a lawyer.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Oh my god, I'd like to see you guy.
Speaker 20 (44:52):
I'd like I literally have this entire recording of evidence
against you that you're a serial cheer that probably has
children all over the country, and I'd like to see
you try it.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
I'd like to see you try. What money are you
going to hire a lawyer with? Without mine? Like you you.
Speaker 15 (45:10):
Know what, I'm gonna go and thank you guys for
completely my life.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, unbelievable. He's gone.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Hey, Samantha and Taylor, he hung up. I'm so sorry
we messed up his life like that.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh my gosh. I can't then the nerve. I mean,
that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
He's a victim.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yeah, I think we should apologize and we'll fly to
Tucson and see his face.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I want to find out who it is in Tucson.
I was to say, yeah, see what other cities he's penetrated.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
I wonder if still ever know like I want you know,
I like want to Warner.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
I would do. I would do the due diligence and
find her. Honestly, you want to really see your life
blow up? This is your fault, bro, Taylor.
Speaker 20 (45:54):
I want to say that this is like just a
terrible circumstance. But I'm sorry this happened to you too,
and I'm sorry that he did that to you while
having a wife, and maybe well I need to hire
a lawyer now, but maybe we can get drinks and
figure out how to further take him down. I'm also
(46:15):
super sorry that happened to you and that I'm the
other woman.
Speaker 17 (46:19):
But if you need a witness on that stand, you
know who to call off.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Well, at least we finally got the truth, thank you.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
I'm pretty good at cyber stockings, so for you me me,
I'm right here, okay.
Speaker 20 (46:32):
You, I'm just like believe that it's like all out
in the open now and like there's other people and
he can't like make.
Speaker 12 (46:38):
Me think I'm you're not crazy, like makes me think
I'm crazy, and I know.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
It's like now I know, and yeah, I'm not wasting
any more time on this guy.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Good.
Speaker 12 (46:49):
I will actually take you up on that cyberstocking thing
and we will save you a seat at that drink table.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I'm done. I got you. Girls.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater is.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
The Jewel Show? Hello?
Speaker 9 (47:06):
Hey, what's up? What up?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
You? Have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (47:09):
I do.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Sweet.
Speaker 21 (47:11):
What is it about? Six years ago or seven years ago?
I was on the Jerry Springer Show.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Oh so cool, great start to the story.
Speaker 21 (47:20):
Well that wasn't even really the tea. So after our
show we got an A plus rating. So there was
a stripper that was on my show and they bought
me and her.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
A hotel room for the night.
Speaker 21 (47:32):
Okay, So we get back to the hotel room and
she starts getting aggressive and she's like, how would you
feel about having a foursome?
Speaker 9 (47:41):
And I was like with who, And she's like two
of the other people from the.
Speaker 22 (47:44):
Show, Oh no, And I told her no, and she
pushed me on the bed and was like getting all
aggressive and I'm like, look, we're not doing that, and
so go to.
Speaker 9 (47:58):
Stand up and to push me again. I swear past
her and I run out the door.
Speaker 21 (48:02):
And I'm trying to like run out the hotel at
this point because it's just too much.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 21 (48:08):
Well I get to like, you know, like how hotels
have like a little like the sliding door and then
like maybe a bench in there, and then another sliding
door in the lobby.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
Yes, I made it to that little.
Speaker 21 (48:19):
Room and she comes running past me and she grabs
me like my she grabs my shirt and rips it
down the middle. I have a Pharaoh chain on, and
she rips my chain off and runs upstairs.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 21 (48:32):
The front desk lady is just looking at me at
this point, like you want security.
Speaker 9 (48:37):
I was like, yes, please, I think. So the security
guy comes on the corner.
Speaker 21 (48:42):
He's like, what's up, brother, and I told her I
was I told him. I said, yeah, this girl stole
the chain. And he's like, we'll get that. So we
take the elevator back upstairs. She comes run around the
corner like no, I flushed it and I was like, no,
you didn't think there's no way, and he's like, you
don't have to call plumbing. I was like all right, well, anyways,
(49:04):
so I ended up leaving and my buddy of mine,
so basically how I got on the Jerry Springer Show
is they're always looking for strippers.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
A week before I got.
Speaker 21 (49:12):
On the Jerry Springer Show, was at my buddy's house
hanging out and this girl calls him and she's like,
who's the cute guy in the background, And he's like
and She's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
He just supposed to talk to you. Well, anyways, so
she asked me what I do or whatever. I told
her I'm a rapper and all that.
Speaker 21 (49:29):
Well, a week goes by and I get a random
call and she says, hey, this is from the Jerry
Springer Show.
Speaker 9 (49:35):
Do you want to come on our show and wrap?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
So cool?
Speaker 9 (49:38):
And I said absolutely so.
Speaker 21 (49:40):
After my chain gets stolen and everything and all this,
here's the fun little secret I called. I said, bro,
I said, the girl stole the Faraoh chain. And he
said give me a week and he hangs up and
I was like, what are you going to do in
a week? Well, a week goes by and I get
a little message with the picture of him holding the
(50:03):
Faroh chain. He says, come pick it up whenever you want.
Homide what and I said, what did you do? And
he said, drove to Kansas City. I slept with her.
Speaker 9 (50:12):
I waited for her to go to the bathroom and
I stole your chain.
Speaker 10 (50:14):
That's amazing, Wow, homie.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, that's a good friend. Wow, that's a movie. This
is a movie. Thank you for that dirty little secret. Man,
have a go on.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Thank you see by what's your dirty little secret text
shoe bowl to four one O six one
Breaking news. You heard it here on the Jubile Show.
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First, a store in China that sells life sized robots
for cooking, cleaning, and other housework is threatening to close
down if customers don't stop using.
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Them for quote unquote other reasons.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
No.
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See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We bring you the cleverly named segment real News or
Fake News, where I read a news story from the
week and you have to tell me if that's a
fake news story that people actually believed or a real
one that went viral. It's a lot harder than you think,
and it's always fun. Time for another breaking news story.
Here at the Jewel Show, one in four gen Z
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nobody knew that one in four members of gen.
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Z has jobs.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
See how easy it is to create fake news, and
that's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to tell me if it's a fake one
or a real news story that went viral.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, here we go. Here's the first headline for real
news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Man almost sends to life due to judges oopsie moment.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh, here's the full story.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Imagine that you're accused of a crime you didn't commit.
You're in the courtroom waiting for the judge to read
the verdict, and then this happens. A twenty six year
old named Alton Oliver was on trial in Georgia last
week facing murder charges.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's accused of murdering an off duty cop in twenty
twenty two, but claimed it with self defense. The trial
lasted for three days and wrapped up very quickly with
a verdict. They handed it to the judge to read,
and everybody was on the edge of their seat, and
the judge flubbed the verdict. He said guilty. I meant
to say not guilty on all counts.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's given somebody a real heart attack.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Apparently a djuror chimed in and corrected him, and he
corrected himself a little bit later and then issued an
apology that said, sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I just had an oopsie moment here anything Nina, real
or fake.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm going with real. I pictured the whole thing I had.
I could see him say oopsie, it's real.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Victoria man almost sends the life due to judges. Oopsie moment.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm also going to have seen the oscars like two
years ago.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
That happened.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Also, they said the wrong name that's picture is America.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, it is a real news story. And here's the
video of it or audio from the video of it
as a con viral.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
The verdict, we the jury find that fine guilty as
to all six council deep bill of indictment. I'm sure
for the handles to thanks, council can't pass it over
to I said not sorry, We the jury find that
Finnan not guilty.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
My bad man, Hey, you're free, Like wait, why are
you crying? Crying either way, I think just should have
played it off.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Of me, like I was just trying to show you
to appreciate every moment I did that the second there,
you thought you were going to jail, but not so
you know, behave Here's another news story for real news
or fake news. A segment where I read a new
story from the week and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake news
story that when viral and people actually believed it. The
city of Las Vegas has approved mandatory jail time for
(03:13):
anybody who claps in a casino. Oh, here's the news
story out of Las Vegas, Nevada. In a move that
has stunned tourists and regulars, like Las Vegas, casinos have
officially banned clapping on gaming floors after one particularly round
of applause caused the pit boss to mistakenly approve a
one dollar bet as one.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
WHOA says the incident unfolded at the Mirage Casino last
weekend when a player hit blackjack. Normally, the win would
have earned him just a few dollars, but amidt the
chaos of clapping and cheering from nearby tables, the distracted
pit boss misread the wager slip, allowing the stun gambler
to walk out of the casino with a six figure payout.
(03:52):
The new rule goes into effect immediately, with signs posted
across casinos that says no clapping beyond this point. If
you are clapping a casino, apparently, you could face up
to a year in prison and a forty thousand dollars fine.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Come a real new story or a fake news story?
That is a fake news story. You can't do that
to everybody. That's your fault, bro, not everybody's fault. I'm
screaming if I win money in.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Vegas, put me in jail, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Do you think that that's a real new story or
a fake news story and that's real.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I could see that happening and everyone getting really mad
about it, and then other casinos are like, ah man,
We're not having that happen to us.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
People online were sharing the story like crazy, very upset
because imagine going to Vegas and you can win money
and you're.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Just to sit there like you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It is a that's a fake news story that went
by this week. Las Vegas is not banning clapping.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Could you imagine their jails would be so full because of.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Everybody that's clapping or screaming because they just lost so
much money that I would have gotten fired.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's real news or fake news?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The segment where I read a new story from the
week that's gone viral and if you tell me if
it's a real new story or a fake one that
people actually believed, here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. Car companies are now charging a monthly
fee for you to go faster? What car companies are
now charging a monthly fee for you to go faster?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Would you pay?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Here's the story If you thought streaming services are bad,
Volkswagen just announced a way to make Netflix look generous
because they've introduced a new subscription plan for their electric
cars where you're forced to pay extra if you want
to use all the horsepower that your car actually has
Without the fee, you're basically leasing part of your own
car back from Volkswagen. Right now, It's only happening in
(05:29):
the UK, but it will come to America soon.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Volkswagen electric cars come equipped with a two hundred and
twenty eight horsepower engine, but unless you fork over twenty
two dollars a month to Volkswagen, your car will electronically
choke itself down to two hundred and one horsepower.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Your car chokes itself unless you said it free.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Volkswagen is pitching this as flexibility, is it? Yes, they're
flexibility by throttling your horsepower unless you pay them twenty
two bucks a month.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Wow, Is this a real news story or a fake
news story?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Nina, I want to go with fake you can't charge
people that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's crazy. The car has to do what it does.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Can you really control if it goes slower faster from
like somewhere else?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
See, this is fake. That doesn't sound real at all. Victoria,
what do you think real or fake? I think it's real.
Are you kidding me? These companies be greedy out here.
Netbooks is sorry, charging us another ten bucks a month now,
bolts Wagon two. I believe it. This is a real
news story. Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Soon your car might come with a monthly feel like
you're streaming service.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, not ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Watch we drive around like Grandma all day every day.
This is what I'm not doing is paying for.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Twenty two bucks a month to get everything that your
car came with instead of just making it slower.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's crazy. That's paying for the car. You'll get it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Your phone break up is every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina. What's training? It's a
jewbile show.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Oh Hi,
this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company. I was
looking for Ryan who purchased a mattress from us recently.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Uh, this is he Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Hi Ryan, how are you today? Are you catching all right,
great disease on your mattress?
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
What is this?
Speaker 10 (07:33):
What is this in regarding Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,
are you happy with the mattress?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, great. We like our customers to be getting a
great night sleep, you know.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, sort of.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Lying there dead to the world, getting those great seas. Yes, okay,
I'm calling because we delivered your mattress, and of course
we do the white Glove delivery service where the people
(08:28):
who deliver the mattress were the white gloves, and so
they don't get their pesky fingerprints all over your belongings
or walls or handrails anything like that.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
Uh yeah, I've got I've got no complaints about it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, okay. Well, unfortunately I have to inform you that
I was one of the delivery people who brought your
mattress to your establishment and put it in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Okay, why are you going again?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I have a confession, Ryan, I have to come clean
about something and it has to do with you and
your mattress. Oh well, what what are you trying to
get out? On the day that your mattress was to
(09:26):
be delivered? It seems that I left my white gloves
at home, and so I was not exactly doing the
white glove delivery service, was I? And so I had
my hands, my bare hands, all over your property. I'm
so sorry about that. Ryan. Then I need to make
sure that my fingerprints are completely wiped from your bedroom
(09:50):
and anywhere else that I may have touched. I do
thorough job cleaning.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
You'd be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble if my
fingerprints were found on your property.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well? I think I just told you I didn't wear
my white gloves like I was supposed to. And so
if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy, it
could come back to bite me. And I just want
to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah. Well, why is that such a big deal. Why
are fingerprints?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, it's just because you know, sometimes people will look
for fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,
it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere.
You said you were you know, things like that?
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Why did you need them from my plaist.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, it's just because I need to just get rid
of the fingerprints because we do white clove delivery service.
They wasn't wearing my white gloves, which I normally don't
make mistakes like that.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
What on earth you're doing?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
If we could not call them, I don't need them
involved in mattress deliveries again, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
What were you doing before, during, or after?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
My Massy Ryan, This is actually Double from the Jubil
Show doing a phone break on you and your wife
set you up.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
She said, you guys got a new mattress the other day,
and she just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Oh my gosh, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,
we say Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, it's time for Nina's What's Trending? Brought to
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Speaker 5 (11:58):
If you're a big fan of Crocs, they're about to
get some serious competition. There's a new divisive shoe in town,
and it's all thanks to Justin Bieber. I will explain
in just a moment, but first we need to talk
about your opportunity to maybe win a billion dollars. The
powerball jackpot has just jumped to a billion dollars. Nobody
has matched all six numbers in the last few drawings,
(12:19):
so now on Saturday, this is a big opportunity to
cash in. So I don't know where they're selling these
jackpot powerball ticket? Is this just like anywhere?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Like you can go into any gas station or seven
to eleven and get Powerball. I'm pretty sure it's supposed
to work. I've never played before. I don't think it's real.
You real, do you see people that win? I think
it's fake.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's really.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think they put that out into the media to
like make you think it's real.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Do you think it's actors or like it's actors.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't think it's real. Really, they're not there. Where
do we live, guys? Where do we live? We live
in America?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
We're not just handing out billions of dollars around here.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah we are, because it's our money. They're giving our
money one person, because we all pay.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
You buy a ticket, it like pays into the pot, right.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, I don't think that people bought I just I
don't believe Victoria lives deep, deep, deep down in the Internet.
That's what it is. That's the problem. But I think.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Victoria is also in this era where she wants to
argue about everything.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
That's such a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He knows, and that's okay.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I actually I respect it because that means you're asking questions, question,
you're not letting people get anything over on you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So you are in the question everything era. Yeah, that's
come for me. But the real or is it? It's
just I don't know. I don't know. I'm kind of
down to buy a power ball ticket. I'm going to
I say it every time, and I've never bought one
for a million dollars. It's definitely worth trying. We're gonna
do that. Last time you didn't do it, I know,
but it wasn't a million dollars. That's the threshold. That's
(13:50):
where I can see. And now they're getting more people
to spend their money. Who's gonna win an actor? Is
he gonna get that money?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So what do you think they do with the money?
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Though?
Speaker 13 (14:00):
Like, what's what's this big conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Great question.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
She doesn't, she doesn't have them. This goes back to
the question asking era. She has no idea what the
grounds are for.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Question, but she knows to ask it. Yes, and we
need to start asking those questions.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I'm not going to at the moment, but someone should
be asking them, going where's it going?
Speaker 13 (14:20):
I want to know your brain's are fascinating.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Somebody should also ask the question, how is it okay
to wear three D printed sneakers?
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
But apparently that's the thing, and I think people are
saving money by creating sneakers with three D printing.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's well, I know it's been a thing, but I've
seen clouds. No, but say one more time. Sound like
a whole foreign language. I have no idea what you said.
You know what you said.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
I think I can translate cloudy with a chance of meetballs.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Thank you? Oh wow, Gabby, thank you. I'm walked in.
Have not have not seen that? He kind of made
those he made spray on shooes.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Okay, So I mean it's kind of like we're just
taking ideas from movies.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Yeah, one sprayed, one's printed.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But anyway, we're saying move over crocs because it's kind
of Kroc esque and it's all things to Justin Bieber.
His new brand, Skylark, is that he dropped earlier. I
think it was in the summertime or whatever. They're teaming
up with a footwear tech company where they create three
D printed sneakers. This one that they are printing is
(15:23):
called the earth Bender and they just had this pop up.
Where was it, I want to say Japan. They had
a pop up and they were selling them. They actually
are kind of cute. They look like Crocs but sneakers,
so they look like.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Their Bendy and they come in like lilac and bright
orange and all that kind of stuff, so that they
are inspired by soccer cleats.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Interesting, Yeah, I don't know. Recyclable sneakers that are three
D printed. What are they made out of? I don't know,
like a phone. It looks like a phoam like. It
looks like the same stuff a CROs is made out of, honestly,
but maybe cheaper, Probably not definitely. That's what's trending.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
Natasha is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Mason who she really likes. So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call him see if you'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Natasha,
how long has it been since you heard from Mason?
Speaker 15 (16:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Man, it's been it's been like a couple of days. Like,
I don't know, Well, he he won't hang out with
me again. I don't know. He just says he's busy,
he has to work, family obligation.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Okay, but could not be legit if it's been a
couple days or the couple days is silence.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I mean, like we work in the same building. I
just don't get it, Like it's not it's just a
bunch of it's a bunch to bes because he could
just be busy or I don't know, I feel like
something else is going on, Like we had such a
great date, we had like fire, it was amazing. So
like the fact that he won't like just meet up
(17:02):
for another happy hour right across the street from our
office is just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, let's talk about the date, let's hear about the fire.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, I mean, like I don't know we had a
really good time. Like our date was like amazing, but
like we were like touching and kissing, like we shared
appetizers and like, I don't know. Then we went back
to his house and we hooked up. I had to go,
like I had to sneak out in the middle of
the night because I had a early work day the
(17:34):
next day. But I don't know. I just thought that
since it was so hot, and really I didn't see
anything that went wrong. I just don't understand, like why
he can't even like I mean up for our coffee
in the lobby, Like what in the heck right now?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
It feels like you're a little eager. Have you expressed
that eagerness at any point after so you guys hooked up?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Well yeah yeah, but like okay, so I might have
like hipped something when I left his house that may
have upset him, Like I took something and when I
was leaving, Yeah, I might have kicked something like my shoe.
Well there was a kitty litter on my shoe and
I was leaving his house. So I was like, oh no,
maybe I kicked over in his cat's litter box, and
(18:19):
maybe that is that why he's not talking to me.
I mean I might be So did you leave.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
A mess behind you? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
It was dark, it was early, I didn't see it.
I might have met I don't even know if the
cat was in there.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Sorry, it's not funny. Did you address the potential mess
that you left? Did you say sorry? I think I
kicked something on my way out or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I want to explain myself, but like I'm just not.
He won't meet up with me. So you're just being
cold and I after hooking up and after the way
thing went, and then if I made a message his
apartment and that's why he doesn't want to see me again,
just tell me.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, that doesn't feel good, right, yeah, especially after hurking
up with somebody, they do owe you a little something
that doesn't feel cut.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Do you have any family obligations? I didn't even understand
how many could be possible.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It'll be okay, well, we'll play a song, come back
and then call him and see I who tell us
why he's ghosting you, and maybe get you another day
if you still want one.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, we'll play a song,
come back and get your first day follow up.
Speaker 14 (19:31):
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Speaker 2 (19:38):
Natasha is on the phone today for a first date
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Mason.
So in a second, we're gonna call him, see if
you tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get
her another date. But real quick, Natasha, why don't you
catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Basically, we work in the same building. We didn't realize
we had worked together for so long, and we had
hung out and we hooked up. I don't know. I
maybe kicked over his catbox and now he will hang
out with me and he's giving me a bunch of
weird all right?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do you think it might be because he kicked over
the litter box on accident? All right, well, we'll see
if we can figure it out. Here we go. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, Hi, I'm asking to Mason. Please, Mason, how are
you good?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
What's uh?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Who's Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Thank you for asking Mason. My name is Jubel and
I host a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Mason,
the whole shows Here. I'm Nina, Hi and I'm make Suia.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Hey guys, I've heard you guys.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
I've heard you guys later, I heard you guys earlier.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh sweet, Oh thank you. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
We're just calling to say thank you. We were watching
you listen. We're actually calling you because has got an
email about you, Mason. Okay, so from somebody who you
went on a date with, but now you're ghosting.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
This is a first aid follow up. Oh okay, all right,
so what the.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
What are the accusations?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Any idea, any idea of who would email us?
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Natasha?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm pretty sure you're correct, Mason. Is Natasha?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
She wants to know why you're ghostinger. She said she
really likes you, but now you are talking to her.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Okay, so all right, well this is okay if she
wants to hear it on the radio. So we obviously,
like she told you, guys, kind of the basic what happened.
We met and we went off for drinks, and then she.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
Might she might have spent the night.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
All say, yeah, okay, cool, and then so thanks for
we drinking and I'm a light sleeper. She spent the
night and I kept on waking up because she kept on.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Farting, and I was, and it's fine.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
There's nothing wrong with farts.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
But it's just a little bit like maybe I guess.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Too soon for fart, if that makes sense, Like I
just you know, I just kind of met her and
I'm already hearing her fart exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You can't really control your body too soon.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Yeah, so, which is fine because I'm sure, like you
know who doesn't fart.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So, but I was just a little bit much for me.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
It kind of game an ech.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
But there's nothing, there's no bad thing.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I should just honestly, I should have just.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Got back here.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It was like why you guys were like stuff?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
No, I mean I I was sleeping.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Who knows what she was, but I remem Murphy.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It was just it was just sleep okay, Like I could.
I could.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I could see like if she was doing it on
purpose or like blatantly in front of you in the
middle of conversation.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
But like if you're sleeping, you can't really control it's happening, right.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's why it's an embarrassing I guess.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
I mean, I just again, like it's maybe if I
just knew her longer for it's like a dating and
thing because I've you know, something wrong with that when
you're dating someone.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But I always get nervous about that, falling asleep next
to someone for the first time, if I'm going to
fart or not.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That's how you get nervous.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Yeah, yeah, what if you were in his position. I'm
just curious, like how other people would handle that, Like
if you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Were she was sleep farting, I think that's that'd be cute,
unless they were like real bad ones.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh that's cute. She doesn't even know she's farting. She's
embarrassed right now? Are you crying right now? I'm just
laughing again. Oh I'm sorry. Well, thank you for telling
us the truth. Mason.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Yeah, I feel about I'm a light sleeper.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Sure, Mason, I don't know if you remember or not.
But when we do the first date follow ups, the
other person is on the phone. So Natasha's on the
phone and wants to talk to you all right.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Last hey, hey, sorry, hey, yeah, no, no, it's cool.
Maybe you know you were definitely farting as.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
For dinner, okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Talking a lot, so I probably want to air my stomach.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Maybe I didn't.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
I don't know if I remember, I don't know who
was farting, but there was farting, dude, So.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
When when I too, it's cute and you it just
seems uncomfortable around you, so you know, sorry, but I
don't know. You were totally farting more than I was.
And I feel so much better now.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
Okay, Well, I'm glad we're on the same page, part
page or something. I'm glad we have the same Yeah,
I'm glad I heard you got to hear me fart
because I tell them fair.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I thought I thought you didn't want to talk to
me anymore because I kicked over your cat pot.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
Yeah, that was totally it. No, that happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
That's that's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
That would have been well, now that you have both
known each other's fart sound like, yeah, Mason, would you
like to go on another date with Natasha?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:23):
So I guess now that we both realize that we're
both nighttime tutors night I mean, I'm not I'm not
opposed to it, and I definitely feel bad about ghosting
and I shouldn't have done that. And now that now
it's just now that this whole thing is just really funny.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So yeah, that'd be great. Natasha, congratulations got another day.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, thank you guys. That's awesome and speaks for apologizing.
I hated that feeling.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Yeah, so definitely, yeah, definitely, and so just please yeah,
let's go on the second date.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, that's cool, and now it doesn't matter if you
got fart no, no.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Maybe do things to turn each other on.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
On this reset, I like Thatt, all right, to call.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've
worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Wape.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
So go to the Jubilshow dot.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Com if you think you have what it takes to
knock Victoria. I was gonna say out of the top
like seat or throne for trivia, but.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
There while okay, that was like not needed, Like y'all
could have just like made something up.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We're just trying to find a better way to announce you.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
That is accurate, Yeah, but you could have just bit
supportive so to say, like the best of all time
or something silver medallist.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, you can't go. You can say the gold medalist
best Efforts.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
No, you did get an A big E for effort,
A for effort. That's how you spell you spell it,
I know, but all right, we'll play you vers Victoria
right after this. It's the Jubal Show.
Speaker 16 (27:14):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your whole.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for twice tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Dylan. What's up, Dylan? How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
How about yourself? Wonderful? Thank you for asking, Victoria, how
are you? I'm doing great. I keep feeling I have
to sneeze, but I'm okay. Oh and you have to
pee and yeah, so if you sneeze, he could come
out ew. Absolutely, you laugh too hard?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It does it too? All right, well, let's get straight
to it then. What do you think, Dylan? Should we
get straight to it then? Since Victoria has to p
and her allergies are killing her, hey please?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, absolutely better.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I think it's good to get things moving quickly when
somebody's struggling like that. You know what I mean, Dylan,
get right in the game, get it done so that
she can go to the bathroom and you know, blown
ose or whatever. I just I hate to think of
Victoria just sitting there waiting for the game to be
played and waiting a long time for it.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, what did you say? I didn't hear you? Can
you repeat that?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh, Nina, thank you for asking. All right, here we
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright way and she's outside.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Now, Dylan, are you ready to go?
Speaker 17 (28:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Here we go, Dylan, your time starts. Now. What's the
term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships a path? What
does the jen alpha slang term phantom tax mean? Which
three zodiac signs are water signs?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh pa, what year did the Titanic sink? Who is
the who has the most Instagram followers?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Oh, Kim Kardashian, all right, got that.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
In we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled, Dylan, here's a question for you.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
If you were a wrestler, what would your wrestler name be?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh Man, I know, I think?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
All right, Victoria, If you are a wrestler, what would
your wrestler name be?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Oh, Jude, I finally got an answer for like the
last question you asked me on trivia, Senorita, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Because I like it is. It's a smack man just
you know, showing release on him shower. PP takes the ring?
Why because you said I do, but not that you.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Here we go thirty seconds goldenly, it's hard to definitely guys.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
If anyhow guys are listening to this, they're not gonna
on a date.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Your cape is a golden shower curtain, go back?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
All right, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass. You have to
be Dylan out right, and Dylan, you can tell sen're senior.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
PP. When to go keep four right ready? Diagram showing
evolutionary relation ships. I even hear it. What does the
jed alphas slang term phantom tax mean, bro? What next?
(31:08):
Which three zodiac signs are water signs? Pisces aries? Is
the Aquarius one? Is that one of your phone print characters?
I don't know past? What year? Did the Titanic sink
a long time ago? Who has the most Instagram followers? Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Wait, it used to be Selena Gomez. Uh yeah, I'll
go sling as okay, got that in.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard now and see
how you guys did social media.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Pay as your score as I would have.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Nobody did very well. It was zero's across the board, right, Dylan?
That means you win. Congratulations, big.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Let's get the answers now with Nina. The term for
a diagram showing evolutionary release ships is called a phylogenetic tree.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What oh no, fie, Yeah, philo genetic tree? Not bad?
So you told you? No? No. The jen alphis slang
term phantom tax means stealing food from a friend who
uses a How did you get there? The three zodiac
signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces and Scorpio.
Dang its close. The year the Titanic sunk was in
(32:24):
nineteen twelve, and Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and
thirty five million followers. Ah, David, I bet Selena Gomes
is right after him. She's probably very close stealing.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Thank you for playing, Thank you have a good one.
We play you Verse Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Dot com and you two can take on seniority tipp
The song I hadsuck in my head is don't go
chase music. I love it all right?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Your phone prank every single hour on the twin and
is your next one is right after this and then
right after that.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
His nieda is what turned in the Jubile Show. It's
time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 14 (33:10):
Only on the Jubil Show and only on the New
Hits one oh six point one.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
There's only one Ho Ho Ho this holiday season, and
it's the cheater that we're trying to track down.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Dangs the Jubile.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Show, and we asked you guys to vote on what
was the best to catch a cheater of the year,
and everybody agreed that it's the one that took us
an entire week to track down the cheater in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Good because that was a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, he had a wife and a girlfriend, neither one
of them knew about each other. And then we found
out there's a third person in Arizona that we didn't
know about.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Roh, how much time does this guy have?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So because you guys asked for it, we're relieving that moment.
But also we have an update, and we were able
to get the wife and the girlfriend on the phone,
and also we're able to track down the woman in
Arizona that he has been cheating with.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Dude's got a stressful life, yes, very stress Yeah, and
we'll have all three of them.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I'm on the phone tomorrow at this time, so to
get all caught up, because you guys wanted to hear
it again. Here is the craziest to catch a cheater
of the Year. And make sure you're here tomorrow at
this same time so you can hear us check in
with them and get an update. It's a double show.
It's time for to catch a cheater and it's been
a week. So this is day four of us trying
(34:21):
to get this guy Matt on the phone. So real quick,
here's what happened. We first did it to catch a
cheater with Taylor and Matt, and this is how that went.
Speaker 17 (34:30):
So Matt and I have been together for like three
years that only have been living together for like six months,
and he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he came home feeling like perfume.
And now I'm concerned.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
No, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you, Like this
isn't anything devious, and I'm trying to do like I
love you and I want to be with you forever,
and I know we'll get through this at.
Speaker 17 (34:57):
A moment, Okay, I'm I'm sorry. I'm thinking that you
would achieved amy.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then right after we hung up with Taylor, this happened. Samantha.
Speaker 18 (35:08):
Hi, Yes, I've been trying to call in this like
entire time. Okay, So that that sounds identical to know
that that is my husband, that's my I'm like, I'm
so confused, I'm shaking.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I don't know what's going on. I don't know why
my husband's on the radio with you guys.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
So I just did with.
Speaker 18 (35:31):
Yeah, and and he's saying he's married to this woman.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
I don't understand, that's my husband.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
And then we got the two of them on the phone.
They compared notes and it's the same guy. So yesterday
we tried to call him and have them confront him,
but then this happened.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Hey, I was looking for Matt.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh Madmosi the owner of the sphone.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I work a Jamba Juice and somebody.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Left his phone here maybe an hour ago, and so
I was answering it, hoping it.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
With the person sam but jus in what city?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Tucson, Arizona, Campbell Plaza.
Speaker 17 (36:09):
Oh what Matt doing an Arizona?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
So now we don't even know why he's in Tucson.
When he told Samantha, his wife of five years, that
he's in California, and Taylor, his girlfriend of three years,
that he's in New York, he's in Tucson. And so
we set it up today where we know we'll get
him on the phone.
Speaker 19 (36:26):
Because this happened, a lot of people want follow ups
to catch a cheaters, especially when they're happy. They want
to check in on the happy couple. I email him today,
say hey, we want to do a follow up with you.
That way he knows he's talking to the show. He's
going to answer the phone. We want to get you on.
We want to talk about how great it is to
celebrate non cheaters.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh yeah, get him on.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So producer Brad sent the email saying that we're going
to check in with him and Taylor and Taylor you're there, right, yeah, okay,
So Taylor's there, Samantha you're there, yep, okay, and pretty
a breath sent the email seems all good.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah, I heard back everything okay, all good to go?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Okay, all right, So we're about to call him and
do a cute little check in to see how things
are going, and then let you talk to him for
a little bit Taylor, And then I think it should
go like, Taylor, you can bring on Samantha whenever you
feel like and you guys can do whatever you want
a him. Yeah, you guys, are you guys ready? How
do you feel?
Speaker 20 (37:28):
I feel I'm ready to just let him have it,
Like I have all this energy and like i've been
you know, I haven't been able to tell him about it,
so like I'm ready to just like he hear what
he has.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
To say, and he is going to be shook. I'm
dying to hear what he has to say too, because
it's going to be a clary.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I mean, this dude has been cheating on his wife
for five years with his girlfriend of three years.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
He's told him, and he's a different place. He's in Tucson.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
We know all that, and he's about to find out
that both of them know everything. Okay, you guys ready, yeah,
all right, we're gonna play a song, come back and
make our call, and you're to catch Cheeter next.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
To Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show, right
in the middle of to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
And if you're just joining us, this has been a
four day long thing of us trying to get this
guy Matt on the phone because we did it to
Catch a Cheater with Taylor, his girlfriend of three years.
They just moved in together six months ago the other
day and seemed like everything was fine. Right after we
hung up with Taylor, Samantha called in, and Samantha is
the dude's wife. She's like, I recognize that voice. That's
my husband of five years. We got the two of
(38:31):
them on the phone, they compared notes and it is
that guy. And yesterday we tried to call him with
both of them, and he told his wife that he's
in California, in San Diego, and he told Taylor that
he's in New York. But we called and he left
his phone at a Jamba juice in Arizona, like what
all the places to get caught. So he's in Tucson,
(38:52):
Arizona right now. But we told him today we wanted
to get him back on the phone so we could
do it check in and a little update with him
and Taylor because it was so cute.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Mm hmmm, so so cute.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, So first when we call him, Taylor, we'll just
play it off like it's a little update thing, and
then you can bring on Samantha whenever you want. Okay, okay,
all right, you ready, you guys ready, ready? Yeah, here
we go. Hello, Hey, Matt, what's up?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Hey? Thanks for getting back on the phone with us. Man.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, sure, thing, So you have you haven't listened back
to the to catch here that we did with you
from the other day or anything like that. No, no, yeah,
well we've gotten just so many people that were like
that was so cute and everyone while we check in
and get people back on the phone. So Taylor is
on the phone too. I know you're out of town,
but Taylor is on the phone.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
Oh you know, it's been interesting without you here.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah, you know, we wanted to get you both on
the phone, so you know, you can just get a
little update on how things have been since that to
catch a cheater? Yet, how have things been for you
since that to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I feel like we got a lot closer over all
of that.
Speaker 12 (40:10):
So yeah, so you feel like things are just like
open and honest and.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
All of that.
Speaker 15 (40:17):
Yeah, Like I feel like it built trust.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And you know, I'm so glad we.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Did that, babe.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Yeah, babe, so glad.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
And yeah, like I've been out of town this works
trip thing, and maybe I'm just really ready to get
home and see you.
Speaker 12 (40:31):
So yeah on that work trip, and you know, I
am very excited for you to be back and I
can't wait. But I also would really like to know
why you're in Tucson. So what do you mean you
were in New York? You, Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
In too Son, Babe, in New.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
York, Just like I told you, Well, the job person
from yesterday who answered your phone that you left in
Tucson must have been very confused about what subway stopped there?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Off of.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Wait what?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:03):
And you know also while you're in Tucson, I made
a new friendship. In fact, feel like you might actually
know her.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, what are you getting of it?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Honey?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Do you recognize that voice?
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I hope you're having?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Do you recognize on my news friend Samantha? You know
your wife of five years voice? Hopefully you can recognize
you on that phone?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Like, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (41:30):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (41:30):
What are you doing in Why are you in Tucson?
What do you I'm not in Tucson.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 6 (41:37):
What are you doing? What are you doing in Tucson? Yes?
Why why are you there? You told me girlfriend? You
call her wife?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Sam?
Speaker 17 (41:48):
I don't even I don't even really know who this
Taylor is.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 20 (41:55):
Yeah, Matt, I literally heard that the catch a cheater
that you did the first day. That's why I called
in because I recognize you, so, yeah, you know her.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
You can't lie to my face?
Speaker 17 (42:06):
No, I mean not really.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
You were on the catches.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
You were talking about how much you loved her and
everything else, and that's how your wife heard it.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You just literally said you feel closer. Yeah, like minutes ago,
you're cap.
Speaker 10 (42:19):
I mean, I guess nowadays all you have to be
is accused and like no proof needed.
Speaker 20 (42:25):
Oh my god, exactly what you What the are you
doing in Tucson, Matt?
Speaker 6 (42:30):
You still haven't answered.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
The question, like, how do you guys even know I'm
in Tuson anyway?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
What is is that even matter?
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Right now? You're so.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
No, I said, I said, how do they Your time's up?
Speaker 17 (42:43):
Matt?
Speaker 20 (42:44):
We literally called your phone and a Jama Juice employee
answered instead they were in Tucson, Arizona. But you can't
sit there and lie like that you're in Tucson.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Just admit it, Okay, I'm I'm I'm in Tucson.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, yeah we know.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Oh my god, why are you in Tucson? Why are you?
Why did you lie about that?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm just okay, this is a little detour.
Speaker 20 (43:08):
You asked the answer. You're stalling. You're stalling to make
up a lie.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Answer. Now, why are you in Tucson?
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (43:19):
I yes, I am in Tucson and I have been
cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Very sorry, we know that.
Speaker 15 (43:29):
Yes, and I've been talking to someone out here. What Yeah,
but it means it literally means nothing like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Gosh, does she think you live with her too?
Speaker 6 (43:48):
Yes, I've been living with her for about a year.
What what are you?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I'm sorry, I'm laughing. This is insane, Matt, I.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
Said, And I don't know about no, no kids.
Speaker 20 (44:02):
I like, I don't believe you at this point. I
don't believe a single thing you've said.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Does Tucson know that you're married and have a girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (44:08):
Also, No, I don't want to talk about that right now.
Speaker 12 (44:12):
Well, you know what we are going to talk about
is you can just stay in Tucson because you will
not have anything at my place. If you try to
come back, it's gone. Well, yeah, all of your is
on the lawn. Okay, So don't bring the normal up
the lock. No, I'm getting a divorced from you. You're unreal.
You win to the last ten years of my life.
(44:35):
I will never forgive you for this. We can't work
it out.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
You're on the lawn. Come on, but you've embarrassed me.
You've embarrassed me.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
If you tell my stuff out on the lawn, like
for real, like I will, I will get a lawyer.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Oh my god, I'd like to see you guy.
Speaker 20 (44:52):
I'd like I literally have this entire recording of evidence
against you that you're a serial cheer that probably has
children all over the country, and I'd like to see
you try it.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
I'd like to see you try. What money are you
going to hire a lawyer with? Without mine? Like you you.
Speaker 15 (45:10):
Know what, I'm gonna go and thank you guys for
completely my life.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, unbelievable. He's gone.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Hey, Samantha and Taylor, he hung up. I'm so sorry
we messed up his life like that.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh my gosh. I can't then the nerve. I mean,
that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
He's a victim.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yeah, I think we should apologize and we'll fly to
Tucson and see his face.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I want to find out who it is in Tucson.
I was to say, yeah, see what other cities he's penetrated.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
I wonder if still ever know like I want you know,
I like want to Warner.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
I would do. I would do the due diligence and
find her. Honestly, you want to really see your life
blow up? This is your fault, bro, Taylor.
Speaker 20 (45:54):
I want to say that this is like just a
terrible circumstance. But I'm sorry this happened to you too,
and I'm sorry that he did that to you while
having a wife, and maybe well I need to hire
a lawyer now, but maybe we can get drinks and
figure out how to further take him down. I'm also
(46:15):
super sorry that happened to you and that I'm the
other woman.
Speaker 17 (46:19):
But if you need a witness on that stand, you
know who to call off.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Well, at least we finally got the truth, thank you.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
I'm pretty good at cyber stockings, so for you me me,
I'm right here, okay.
Speaker 20 (46:32):
You, I'm just like believe that it's like all out
in the open now and like there's other people and
he can't like make.
Speaker 12 (46:38):
Me think I'm you're not crazy, like makes me think
I'm crazy, and I know.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
It's like now I know, and yeah, I'm not wasting
any more time on this guy.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Good.
Speaker 12 (46:49):
I will actually take you up on that cyberstocking thing
and we will save you a seat at that drink table.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I'm done. I got you. Girls.
Speaker 14 (47:00):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater is.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
The Jewel Show? Hello?
Speaker 9 (47:06):
Hey, what's up? What up?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
You? Have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (47:09):
I do.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Sweet.
Speaker 21 (47:11):
What is it about? Six years ago or seven years ago?
I was on the Jerry Springer Show.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Oh so cool, great start to the story.
Speaker 21 (47:20):
Well that wasn't even really the tea. So after our
show we got an A plus rating. So there was
a stripper that was on my show and they bought
me and her.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
A hotel room for the night.
Speaker 21 (47:32):
Okay, So we get back to the hotel room and
she starts getting aggressive and she's like, how would you
feel about having a foursome?
Speaker 9 (47:41):
And I was like with who, And she's like two
of the other people from the.
Speaker 22 (47:44):
Show, Oh no, And I told her no, and she
pushed me on the bed and was like getting all
aggressive and I'm like, look, we're not doing that, and
so go to.
Speaker 9 (47:58):
Stand up and to push me again. I swear past
her and I run out the door.
Speaker 21 (48:02):
And I'm trying to like run out the hotel at
this point because it's just too much.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 21 (48:08):
Well I get to like, you know, like how hotels
have like a little like the sliding door and then
like maybe a bench in there, and then another sliding
door in the lobby.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
Yes, I made it to that little.
Speaker 21 (48:19):
Room and she comes running past me and she grabs
me like my she grabs my shirt and rips it
down the middle. I have a Pharaoh chain on, and
she rips my chain off and runs upstairs.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 21 (48:32):
The front desk lady is just looking at me at
this point, like you want security.
Speaker 9 (48:37):
I was like, yes, please, I think. So the security
guy comes on the corner.
Speaker 21 (48:42):
He's like, what's up, brother, and I told her I
was I told him. I said, yeah, this girl stole
the chain. And he's like, we'll get that. So we
take the elevator back upstairs. She comes run around the
corner like no, I flushed it and I was like, no,
you didn't think there's no way, and he's like, you
don't have to call plumbing. I was like all right, well, anyways,
(49:04):
so I ended up leaving and my buddy of mine,
so basically how I got on the Jerry Springer Show
is they're always looking for strippers.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
A week before I got.
Speaker 21 (49:12):
On the Jerry Springer Show, was at my buddy's house
hanging out and this girl calls him and she's like,
who's the cute guy in the background, And he's like
and She's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
He just supposed to talk to you. Well, anyways, so
she asked me what I do or whatever. I told
her I'm a rapper and all that.
Speaker 21 (49:29):
Well, a week goes by and I get a random
call and she says, hey, this is from the Jerry
Springer Show.
Speaker 9 (49:35):
Do you want to come on our show and wrap?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
So cool?
Speaker 9 (49:38):
And I said absolutely so.
Speaker 21 (49:40):
After my chain gets stolen and everything and all this,
here's the fun little secret I called. I said, bro,
I said, the girl stole the Faraoh chain. And he
said give me a week and he hangs up and
I was like, what are you going to do in
a week? Well, a week goes by and I get
a little message with the picture of him holding the
(50:03):
Faroh chain. He says, come pick it up whenever you want.
Homide what and I said, what did you do? And
he said, drove to Kansas City. I slept with her.
Speaker 9 (50:12):
I waited for her to go to the bathroom and
I stole your chain.
Speaker 10 (50:14):
That's amazing, Wow, homie.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, that's a good friend. Wow, that's a movie. This
is a movie. Thank you for that dirty little secret. Man,
have a go on.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Thank you see by what's your dirty little secret text
shoe bowl to four one O six one
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