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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on
the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was
just published on what your coffee order says about you,
and we'll go over it next so you can find
out all you need to know about yourself based on
how you like your being prepared. Well, oh, right after this, Wow,
it's a Geble show. What if I like to put
(00:21):
ketchup in my coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is psychopath? The Jewel Show?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's a text message we just got into four one
oh six' one because a recent study just published says
what your coffee order says about you as a person.
If you like to put ketchup in your Coffee's a
lot of questions, Yeah, that one. Anyway, think about how
you like your coffee and how stabby you get if
the breista makes your coffee wrong, and will tell you
exactly what that says about you right now. If you
(00:45):
like your coffee black, here's apparently what it says about
your personality, you have an emotionally repressed pragmatist with possible
control fixation personality type. Really says you like your coffee
the same way you like your interpersonal connections in it's
bitter and emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh, I just always think of people that drink just
plain black coffee is just having a high pain threshold.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Really says you're probably the kind of person who calls
it bean juice and judges everybody else who needs milk
in it like they were a child.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, this is very true. They do do ye.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Also to note, Ted Bundy liked his coffee black high
pain tolerance. That's the type of personality that you have
if you like your coffee just black, if you liked
iced coffee even in the winter. Yeah, it says that
your personality type is a stylized chaos agent with high
stimulant dependency.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You know, it's funny every time we do these, the
word chaos always fits in the type of thing, Like I've.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Never seen get an iced coffee before.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I make my coffee in the morning, and I put
ice in it before I leave my home because I
have a cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe, and
your thermostat is always set to drama.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Cold one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of the time, but you won't touch hot coffee because
the vibes just aren't there for you. But your whole
personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and one
claw clip holding it all together.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version,
It says.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Billie Eilish Lord and your ex who soft blocked you
all drink iced coffee in a snowstorm.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We're coming over.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
A new study that says what your coffee order says
about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,
your personality type is romanticized anxiety, romantic with mild retail
therapy compulsion.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Really, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I just think people that like the super sweet drinks
just don't have a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It says, if you get a Kraml macchiato, it's not
just a drink, it's your coping mechanism. Yes, you romanticize
the hell out of your life, main character, energy break
down and then have a Starbucks run.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It says, Ariana Grande is somebody who likes a caramel macchiato.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So that type of first nat Oh, okay, that kind
of makes sense if you like a macha laate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Then you carry a calm energy, but also judge people
who still drink regular coffee.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Is it macha late where they put macha and a
latte and they just combine.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, they're dirty macha. Oh that's good. Yeah, I like
them a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Is it macha in milk or there's actual coffee in
your macha too? It's espresso because it's a latch.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's like macha powder or whatever mixed with the coffee. Oh,
so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then they
just put macha in it. It's good. I like it
a lot. I don't know if it's my favorite, but
I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It also says you meditate, but only after a forty
minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.
After ghosting a group chat, we found.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
More like ghosting an email, okay, chat too, pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my
life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me
x ex personality, tough, soft spoken mystic with avoidant conflict tendency.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I can see that. Let us If you like
cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It says your personality is a high functioning, burnout survivor
with resting crisis face. I'm taking this as evitually.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
By okay, but it's not just because I've tried other
coffees and I've tried to like other coffees, but they
all make me sleepy, makes me tired.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's really funny because it says you drink this not
because you like it, but because you need it to function.
You're either running from your problems or trying to physically
outrun them.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Amazing. That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.
What kind of resting face does she have again? Oh,
resting crisis face, resting crisis face.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That face that she makes like a little puppy going
wo is your resting crisis face.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Your vibe is high achiever on the edge of meltdown. Yeah,
you drink cold brew like its water and refer to
four hours of sleep as plenty. I mean, hey, man,
I can sleep later.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which
is my favorite coffee? Okay, sugar f evenll at. So
this one is really yeah, yeah, this one is actually
my favorite. It says that you're a gentle overthinker with
people pleasing reflux disorder stop. Yeah, it says you're sweet, approachable,
and probably say oops, even when it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, that reaccurate.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I
know I shouldn't have you read too much into text
punctuation definitely, and use sparkles on ironically.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh you should do that more.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You'll
panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then
apologize to the breeze for existing.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh it's like sweet and sad.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah at the same time. Yeah, for sure, you'll be
happy and said at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And I've mastered that your phone break out ever around
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this.
They've been right after that. His needle's training. It's the
Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's another jewbile phone.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Frames on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hello, Hi, this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from building management.
I'm calling in regards to an incident in the parking
lot the other day. Is this Trent who lives in
apartment four thirteen?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, you said.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You're officer Pete Eakins. Yes, assistant to the head of
building security here, working mostly in the parking lot, and
I need to speak with you.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
No, I don't know at all.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, Well, then let's.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Take a little jog down memory Lane, shall we, Trent? Sure, Yeah,
you're running shoes on, I'll stretched out. I'm ready to
go for a little job with me.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Sure what's going for? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Well, I was doing my normal job, going through all
of the video from the parking garage over the last month,
and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to explain,
I don't know what you talk Oh you don't. Okay,
Like I said, let's go for a little job. Then
a week ago on Tuesday, you dinged the car door
next to you, didn't You getting out of your car
(07:10):
all willy nilly, not paying attention, and you dinged the
car next to you.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Excuse me? Mm hmmm, yep, I don't understand what's going on.
I never dinged any car.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer here.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Why do you keep calling yourself an officer?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Because I am assistant to the head of building security here,
I work mostly in the parking lot.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Officer Pin is my name, So you're not even the officer.
You're a parking lot security guy.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay. I am the assistant to the head of building security.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You're a security officer.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I am an officer of the law.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Okay, no, you're not.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And you will address me appropriately and show me some respect.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
You haven't been respectful to me. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, well, I guess you're not going to admit it,
so I'll let you know that I did further inspection
and I was able to get a tiny pink ship
from the car that parks next to you off of
the door, and I spent the entire week matching it
to your car. And you are indeed guilty of this crime.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Spend a whole week doing this?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
That's sad, and I did not do anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I'm going to need you to come down to the
precinc and fill out some forms, and I may be
issuing an a restaurant and you will be fined seven
hundred dollars on your next month's rent and face eviction.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
What precinc. Bro, you're not even an officer.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You're on You're going downstairs in the parking garage where
I am.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
That's a lot of prescinc. That's that's okay. You know what,
So do you really think that you can.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Arrest me or give me a wow of fine for
like seven hundred dollars find where are you talking?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You'll be fined seven hundred dollars on next month's rent
and face eviction. And yes, I have half a mind
to issue an a restaurant based on how you've lied
to me under oath.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Who do you think you are? Like, you have no JURISDM.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I am off paid beacons assistant to the head of
building security.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
And I even like the head of security. You'd assistant
head of security, assistant.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
To the head of security. The assistant is Paul.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, so you basically have no power at all. And
if you really think that you can find me seven
hundred dollars, I probably will come. I will more than
likely come over there.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I kick your.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, you've just threatened an officer of the law. I
have that documented.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Okay, Yeah, make sure to get everything documented because I'm
going to come over there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I kick your If you come down here, I will
judo shop you so quick you won't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Judo chop.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
What you're going to Judo chop me?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Judo chop. I'm gonna get you on the ground and
I'm gonna till you to your peer pants.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
This has got to be a joke. Are you serious?
Are you five?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No? I'm not serious.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend set you up.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Wait, what a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She said that the building management in your place is
kind of ales and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Oh my god, I thought something was up when you
started saying judo choate?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
What wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks, we
say mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I see you, I see you out there fibermaxing. Whoa
grub hub sees you too? What did you order on
grubhubs this year? I'll tell you that it's delivered its
report of twenty twenty five. The most popular things that
we were eating is actually surprising, and fibermaxing is a
part of the trend, and I will break it down
because there's a specific food that I'm actually really surprised
(10:46):
by it but honestly good for you in just a second.
But first, remember Ryan Locked e Yeah, Ryan Locked or
what the hell however you pronounced his last night Olympic?
Who is the Olympic swimmer? Is this the one that
went viral for the he like stole something to you? No,
I'm thinking of somebody else. He did have a scandal
that led to a ten month suspension. I don't remember
his scandal. I remember him, No, it was the other
(11:07):
guy that smoked weed. Well, he had some type of
controversy back then. But he has six Olympic gold medals
and he's auctioning off three of them.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He says that the medals represent memories that he'll carry
for life, but he wants them to do more than
just sit on a shelf. So he's auctioning them off
and you can own a gold medal.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
He wants to make money. I mean, I mean, hey,
that's sweet.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
We were just talking about celebrities that go in the
DM trying to get money from you. You know whatever
for scams, but Ryan might actually really be helping it out.
At least you get in exchange. At least you get
a medal. Yeah, it's not a one way.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's so weird.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
You're just like bragging on that, Like there's a gold
medal that I didn't win.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, that is weird. You hang it up in your room.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I mean it's pretty cool, though. I've never touched a
gold medal. You have you touched an Olympic gold medal?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What would you do with it? Why don't want to touch it? Actually?
Has it represents?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
What? Wait?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You have?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
When well, so in twenty sixteen, that Olympic team one gold,
the gymnastics Olympic team, and they did a tour of
champions And when I got to meet them.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And you locked the metal? How did that happen? They
had their medals with them.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
I was like, oh no, this wasn't twenty sixteen, this
was twenty twelve because I was a kid and I
was bugging out.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It is cool. It represents like peak physicality. Yeah, it's dope.
I think it's.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Cool the gymnasts to wear it and like, how freaking
cool like they are? Yeah, I don't see it, like,
why would I want to own one?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I didn't earn it.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
It represents peak physicality unless I'm the one pointing to
it that I got off of Ever, I don't want Ryan.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm good on that. Yeah, I said you have to
earn it, then it means something.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, well you could earn the title of the top
fiber maaxer.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
In your group chat. Awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
If you were on Grubhub this year ordering beans, beans
where the breakout star. According to grub Hub, it jumped
one hundred and thirty five percent. So fibermaxing has been
one of the food trends for this year, which is
just increasing your fiber and then protein and all that
kind of stuff. So people are eating functional foods that's
actually good for them, which is a good sign. But
beans top the list. Tinned fish is also on this list.
(13:19):
Cold Foam and Macha also getting extra love Cold foam.
It's just funny because in years past where we've talked
about the same exact thing where grub Hub does like
a year end review, and it was always like wings
or pizza or like you know, the usual suspects, But
now we're talking about beans, Tinfish, cold foam and Macha
Fiber Max, Machia Fiber Max.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
If you're gonna grub hub macha, just go walk and
get you a macha because I feel like that is
the macha vibe, is you're walking.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
To go get it, because this is a fake macha vibe. Dang,
that's all right, and that is what's trending.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
It's time to catch a cheater only.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
On the Jubilesh.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Kim is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Jack might be messing around.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
So let's see if we can help her out. Kim, Hi,
what's up? What do you think is going on?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (14:12):
My husband, We've been married for four years, we've been
together for seven. We met right out of high school,
and I mean I've trusted him with my whole heart.
He's really been the only person I've been with. I
haven't had a lot of boyfriends or serious relationships up
(14:32):
until him, so like he's got my whole heart. I've
trusted him completely. We've had a really great relationship, like
we do our own things with friends, like on the
same night. We're you know, not super cleany or anything
like it's just been a really cool relationship. He's hot,
(14:56):
he's smart. I love him. I'll always think he's hot,
like I did, you know, so I really hope he's not.
But recently on the nights when we go out with
our friends, he's.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Been coming home later and later, and.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
So that's been sending off like major red flags for
me because normally we like, up until this past month,
he would be home around the same time I would,
neither one of us would stay out like super deeper
late or whatever. And now he's coming in like at
one am, two am and saying that he's he's like
just at a friend's house playing video games. Like I'm like, okay,
(15:35):
you know, and he he'll offer up like, well, you
can call him, you know, you can.
Speaker 14 (15:40):
Call my friend and ask it.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
It's like I know his friends are going to have
his back no matter what. So that doesn't mean anything.
And I'm just like giving a you know, I'm not
really nagging him, but he's like a little defensive right
off the bat around it if I bring up how
ladies coming in. So that's the first red flag.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
So the second.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Kind of major ones is that so we have a
group of friends a bunch of girls that we all
hang out together. Most of us have known each other
since high school. There's a few that are newer to
our group, and one girl who's sort of started hanging
around more. This girl Jazmine. I have noticed, like, first
(16:25):
of all, she complimented Jack a lot, like she thinks
he's great, so I know that she kind of has
a crush on him. And somebody else has told me
that she, you know, feels bad because she has a
crush on him or whatever. Well, I've noticed like on
the nights when I am going out with my friends
and he's going out with his friends, that Jasmine isn't there,
(16:46):
She's not doing girls night with us on the nights
that he's doing guys nights with his friends. So that.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Pard I don't.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Know, I feel I might be being paranoid, but I
know she's seeing somebody and she won't tell us who,
like they're hooking up and stuff like that that she's
excited about and.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
Kind of.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Spegretive about, you know, and won't really be in bite
them around or like integrate and like a normal kind
of relationship. So that has got me also very suspicious.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Sure, so when you're going out for your girls' nights
and you notice that Jasmine's not there. Do you say
anything to everybody else, like, oh where's Jasmine? To kind
of see like check the pulse a little bit.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, And that that's where I found out that
she was dating with somebody. And then one of my
friends who knows who knows her family and knows her
from way back, said that she can be shady too,
because I did confide that I was feeling a little
I don't.
Speaker 13 (17:56):
Know you, like my sighty senses are going off, and
they didn't want to make me, you know, so worse
about it, but they did confirm that she can be shady,
like she's not above that.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Well, you told us what grocery store you guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every month we choose one
rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. Will see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Okay, okay, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Of course, we'll play a son come back, get your
to catch cheater. Next, it's the Jubil Show. It's time
to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if
you're just joining us, Kim is on the phone and
Kim thinks that our husband of four years might be cheating.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and say that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We'll see if he sends those to Kim or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Kim, why don't
you remind everybody about your situation.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Yeah, so, my husband of four years has been coming
home later and nights when he would normally.
Speaker 14 (19:07):
Come home at the same.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
Time I come home when we go out with our
friends separately, there's a new girl in our group of
friends who has stopped coming out with us on those nights,
and so I just feel a little suspicious and maybe
he's actually with her and lying to me about it
(19:31):
and thinking that he's getting away with it.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yes, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Hell, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card member named Jack speaking Hi Jack.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling us. Congratulations, you're this month's lucky winner.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Why don't know what?
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The flowers? Maybe you haven't heard. Every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random. We get free
flowers delivered from our forward department. You've won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be sent to whoever you want. Oh, okay,
if you know you want to send them to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I can take the information over the phone in just
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Oh no, I have someone in mind.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
We'll start with the first and last name of the
person who'd like to send them to.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Uh, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, got that Jasmine. And would you like to put
anything on a card to Jasmine?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
You can say.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
What happened last night? Question mark, I love you, exclamation point?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's okay, Well, so what happened last night?
Speaker 12 (20:53):
You want to know what happened last night? You want
to know what hasn't been broke down and finally told
me everything everything, Jack.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's your wife on the phone. This is actually the
Doubal Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
My name is Jubal Hi, I'm Nina Hi, I'm Victoria,
and we do a segment called to Catch a Teeter
and I'll just yeah.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
So what is going a hot one?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
What is going on here? Hey?
Speaker 12 (21:21):
What's going on? What do you think is going on?
You're busted, dude, you are busted and you guys, I
am sorry. I lied to you about knowing. I didn't
know that she did. She just came clean to me.
She told me everything Jack, everything I needed.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
To find out.
Speaker 14 (21:38):
From him, No doubt.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's fair.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
And you all help me do that.
Speaker 14 (21:43):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
She told me everything, like every time that you have
lied to me, every time that you have cheated with
her on me, every time you came late. She oh, Jemine,
you're foor girl. Who do you think she is? You
know who I'm talking about that, Jasmine says.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Do you believe everything that Jasmine says?
Speaker 12 (22:09):
I believe that you're a and that you're a liar
and a cheater. I believe her does that because you've
been telling her. You believe that you were going to.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
Believe you believe that what Jasmine says?
Speaker 12 (22:22):
Crazy Jasmine, I do. I do. You want to know why,
because she came and she told me what was going on.
She broke down crying because she realized that you telling
her that you love her and that you're gonna leave
me for her is also a lie because you are
a liar and a cheat and a piece. So yeah,
(22:43):
I do believe her.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
You did also just send her flowers with and I
love you. Yeah, that's not that you said it.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
You just said I love you on there like oh
my god. In problem we only like jokingly say love you,
love you, my god due to the friend group, Do
you hardly know her?
Speaker 14 (23:11):
Or I don't like it?
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Actually I love them too. I almost send them the.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Flowers them too.
Speaker 13 (23:17):
Well, then logic, I.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Might be according to your logic, I might be.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What about Jasmine's logic?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The one who came to your wife and said that
it's going on, the one you send flowers to and
said I love you?
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Did Mike and Ashley come and say that everything too
as well? Well? As a matter of fact, Ashley is here,
as are all of my friends, and we've done packed
up all your put it in a cube blocker and
send it to your mom's house. WHOA, why don't.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
You just move forward and get out of my life?
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Because I am done. You're unnoticed here.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yes, he hung up, He's gone. I'm so sorry. Yeah,
I just do not even know.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Yeah, pretty devastating. Who does that? Like just I'm just
so surprised at how he Yeah, the lying about it,
like not taking any not feeling bad. He doesn't even
feel bad. You can tell he doesn't even feel bad.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Sorry. Well, I'm glad.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely going to be some healing involved.
But at least I'm not being played. I'll never be
played like this again.
Speaker 14 (24:34):
I gave him way too much trust.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, you'll find someone to give the right trust too. Well,
it sounds like you have a good support system too, Thankfully,
I do.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
I do have good friends except for Jasmine.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
Jasmine and I are going to ever.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Be but I do.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
I do respect that she told me, and I'm glad
that she realizes what she was getting involved with and
who she was getting involved with. But yeah, I don't
think we'll be really close friends eversable. My friend group
is pretty great.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, that's good and good luck with everything.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Okay, thank you, and again I'm sorry for kind of
studying it up weird for you guys as well.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You did what you had to do. I'm just glad you.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm just glad you got your answer because he obviously
would have continue to lie made a conversation a lot easier.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
Yeah, he needed to be called out for sure. Good luck,
all right, thank you all the Jewble shows.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It's a catch at cheater.
Speaker 16 (25:35):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So go to the jubilshow dot com if you think
you've got what it takes to beat trivia Powerhouse.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, what question, like Victoria, where is the enthusiasm?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I think you present that way with enthusiasm like as
a powerhouse. You present as a powerhouse and then just
like you know, sometimes it just falls a little short.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
My second question, I thought you're gonna say, like you
present as like a question mark, will if.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
You want to play the question mark? Don't lay You
vers Victoria right after this, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
What's up, Jenna? How are you?
Speaker 12 (27:02):
I'm great?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Crazy? Are you ready to go?
Speaker 14 (27:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (27:07):
I am?
Speaker 12 (27:08):
I guess the Monday morning?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah? You already get taken down? Well you're not up?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I had anything about that, all right, I was I taken down,
but like like, she's not like up.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yet, so she's awake, so she's up. Yeah, but I
just thought about diffent. I'm ready to get put to sleep. Yeah.
How do you feel about Tuesdays?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Jenna? You said Monday morning? Do you like Tuesday morning
as well?
Speaker 12 (27:35):
No, I'm not a big morning fan in general.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Underd All right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and here's
how the game's played, Jenna. While she's leaving, you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, are
you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? What Shakespeare play
features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern. What is the name
of the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model of the
Solar system? They're so hard? What country is the largest
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by land area that is entirely in Europe?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Jermy?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
What US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation?
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Washington?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
God, that'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna,
here's a question for you. If you came with a
warning label, what would it say ooh, watch out for laugh,
watch out for laughs.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
Okay, yeah, I've been told that I have a very laugh.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Oh, watch out for laugh for the last Okay, we'll
make her laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Victoria, if you came with a warning label, would it say, oh,
I feel like you?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Would?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
You say warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself,
which may like cause you a trip on yourself, may
cause frustration.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, that's time too.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed, and you have to meet Jenna outright to win,
and Jenna you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
We discovered the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh yeah, I don't know past what Shakespeare play features
the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Who, Yeah, I don't know pass What.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Is the name of the scientist you propose the heliocentric
model of the solar system?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I know these are ridiculous. Seriously, these are ridiculous. I
don't know Newton. What country is the largest by land
area that is entirely in Europe? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm try what US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Wait wait wait, oh my gosh, three wait oh wait,
wait wait wait.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Say a President Lincoln. That's all I got? All right,
send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Gabby Victoria got one correct. It's the Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Dang it, it's a tie, Jenna, and that means you win.
Congratulations hard ty, go see you. So you beat Victoria
and you got a fifty dollars visa gift card.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
Oh thank you? All right.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, those are hard ones.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
They're super hard to pronounce too, So let's see how
this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is the one that
discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet is the Shakespeare
play that features Rosen Krantz and Guildenstern. Nicholas Copernicus is
the scientist who proposed the helio center model.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Of the solar system.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I've heard that, why like, why would you know that
the country that's the largest by land area that's entirely
in Europe is Ukraine? And then the US president that
signed the Emancipation Proclamation is Abraham Link.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, yes, Jenna, thank you very much for playing thank
you so much. Yep, I have a great day.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We play you vers Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jewbilshow dot com and
we can make your dream come true of being able
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I think you're gonna say the rest part.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
They thought you're just gonna say where you can make
your dreams come true.
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That's kind of fun. It's kind of like Disneyland.
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Right to the Jewbelshow dot com. It's just like Disneyland.
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Speaker 1 (31:55):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah,
countdown all the way to the number one first date
follow up that you voted on. Jessica is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and she's
getting ghosted by a dude named Chase. So we're gonna
call him in a little while and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
another date. But first, Jessica, how long has it been
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since you heard from Chase?
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (32:18):
So, yeah, it's been about a week since I texted him.
He responded the first time, but since his first response,
I haven't heard anything back.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay, how did you guys meet? And then what was
that date like?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
So?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
We actually met at a club and honestly, it was
like more of a rave than a club, and I
don't even go out that much, so I was just
like letting loose after a long week, and I was
dancing next to him and we were both just having
a good time, not really talking, and then I bumped
right into him, but he caught me before I fell
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all Mark moved. Yeah, very romantic. I looked up at
him and I smiled and I was just like immediately
he was so gorgeous. So we danced for a little
bit and then I asked if he wants to if
he wanted to go to the bar for a drink.
And I know it sounds like a wrong com but
it actually literally did happen that way. And then we
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just went to the bar and sat there getting to
know each other, well, we tried to because it was
extremely loud in the club, so I think he was there,
like with his friends, celebrating something, but I couldn't really
tell what he was saying half the time. And also
we were both pretty drunk and there were some extra
party favors that we had as well, so we were
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definitely feeling a little handsy, okay, And he didn't live
that far from the club, so he asked if I
wanted to go to his place for a little quiet time,
that's what he called it, and I agreed, and so
we both just walked a couple of blocks to his place.
We sobered up a bit. We were still feeling kind
of frisky, so we kind of like briskly walked to
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his place, and once we got there, I definitely made
the first move and he was okay with that, so,
you know, clothes were flying off.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Wow, that doesn't sound like quiet time to me compared
to a rave.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
I can't say everything that happened that night this is
the morning show. But afterwards we laid in bed and
in like a backwards day kind of way, we actually
got to know each other a lot better.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
After all, that like, so the next morning, you guys
talked and really got to know each other.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
Yeah, we just kind of spent the whole night talking,
and we mostly talked about our shared music tape. Because
we were both hard ravers in our younger days. We
didn't really talk about work or relationships or anything boring.
We just wanted to have fun with the night. And
we laid there until the early hours of the morning,
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and then I had to get up early the next day,
and I just went home playing the whole night in
my head over and over again. And I I texted
him the next day and he told me he texted
me back, and he said he'd talked to me tomorrow.
But that was over a week ago, and I texted
a couple more times. I tried calling, but it went
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straight to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
What do you think could have happened?
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Honestly, I feel like maybe I was just too enthusiastic,
and I came on too strong, and I kind of
and I just sort of like hooked up with him
without really knowing him at all. And so I think
maybe I feel guilty about the order of our gate
and I think maybe he just thought of it as
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like a one night stand. And I don't blame him
if he thinks that, but I just feel like it
would stuck to lose this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, if you're calling him, then he would be like, well,
maybe it's not a one night stand then, and.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Then like also a one night stand you sit there
and talk the next day, because usually it's like thank you,
nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's true too. Does he have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That's the thing that always makes me nervous is when
I got here after you have a great connection, and
usually when they ghost, it's because they're hiding from somebody else.
Speaker 15 (36:04):
Oh god. I mean we didn't talk about past relationships
or anything like that, but I didn't even consider that.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Did you notice any pictures on his wall or like
any anything around the house that looked like a girlfriend
was there?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Did he have throw pillows?
Speaker 6 (36:17):
It was a bit of a blur.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
It was a blur.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, all right, Well, yeah, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. We're about to call him
and see if we can figure out why he's ghostinger.
But first, Jessica, why don't you refresh everybody's memory about
your date with Chase.
Speaker 15 (36:29):
Yeah, so I bumped into Chase at the club. We
had a very immediate romantic connection. We hung out at
the bar for a little bit before going back to
his place. We were both pretty drunk, and then I
stayed over. We did things, and then we spent the
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early hours of the morning talking and then we had
a great connection. I left, I texted him and I
haven't heard back from him in a week.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, well, we're gonna call him right now and see
if he'll tell us and then maybe get you another date.
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (37:08):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Okay, here we go. Hell I may I speak to Chase? Please?
Speaker 14 (37:24):
Yeah, Chase?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
How are you man? My name is Jewbul and this
is a radio show called the Jewbil Show. Hi Chase,
I'm Nina also on the Jubil Show. Hi am Victoria.
How are you good? Have you heard of the show before?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
In passing, I've was out once since someone was talking
about you guys show. I had never listened to it,
but I've heard of he does.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, sweet, Well, we do a segment on the show.
It's called the first Date follow up. What that is
is if you go out on a date with somebody
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Okay, all right, And we got an email about you
from somebody named Jessica.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Okay, yeah, I know her.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
And Jessica told us a little bit about your date
and said that you haven't gotten back to her and
she's curious if she did something wrong or why you're
ghosting her.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
This is funny.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
I'm actually I'm flattered by this entire thing. To be
honest with you, I didn't think she would go.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
To do this on the radio, but you know, here
we are.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
So I didn't call her back because it just seemed like,
you know, she just seemed too much of a party
girl for me. I'm someone who doesn't really go out much,
and when we had met, that was really the first
time I'd gone out and did anything in about a
month or so. And look, Jessica is great, She's gorgeous.
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It definitely felt like I was in some sort of
romantic comedy situation, like a movie. She bummed into me
and like, oh, look who it is type thing, and
it's like like like a matthewa Hanae movie or something.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
She like fell and like picked her up, and then
then the music stopped, and.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah, she fell into my arms and she was falling
and I grabbed her arm and was able to kind
of catch her from hitting the floor. But you know,
her defense, she was drunk. I think it's to say
she was trashed. Was was pretty fair, but she seemed
like it was an everyday situation as far as that.
And I'm not judging her at all. You know, we've
all kind of been to these situations at clubs, and
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I get it, but I'm usually not that fun. I
think I came off of like a super fun guy
and I'm pretty boring and low key. We did go
back to my place. I was kind of barely hanging
on there. We had a few durerinks obviously, She, on
the other hand, incredible energy, Like wow, she was really
hanging out of my arm. It's kind of being all over.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Me, which I kind of liked.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
Obviously, we kind of, you know, did some things. I
didn't text her back, sang it. You know, I feel bad,
you know now that I'm staying it out loud to
be honest with him.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
So you're quite literally ignoring the science from the universe
to talk to Jessica who your laugh, Yeah, is what
it sounds like to me, because you feel like you
can't you can't keep up with her.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
She's got incredible energy.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
I'm and I'm sort of an introvert, and I was
having a few drinks that night.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So you know, I was very eased and.
Speaker 8 (40:18):
Just kind of feeling myself a little bit.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
I'm not that guy.
Speaker 12 (40:21):
Kally and I don't go out.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Much, and the drinks are flowing, and then she kind
of comes into the world and we just had a
good night that night.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
So that's all you know about her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (40:31):
I did pretty much.
Speaker 8 (40:31):
We didn't get too deep in the conversation.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
In your head, you just picture someone who's just like
bouncing around and always on the go and has to
be out places and doesn't ever want to be home.
Like what do you I don't know why you think
that wouldn't work.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
I just think that she's someone who kind of bounces around,
goes out a lot parties, probably has a high end job,
you know, probably goes out four front times a week,
probably drinks a lot, which totally cool, and I understand.
I probably goes to a ton of concerts and raves
and whatever.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
I'm just not that guy.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Okay, all right, you can assumptions back. You might as
well ask her yourself.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Good point, Chase, you can ask her yourself because she's
actually on the phone and he's been listening this whole
time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Hi, you would, dude.
Speaker 15 (41:13):
I guess you are not going to believe this. I
am literally a librarian. What what I I never go out.
I never go out at all.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
No, no, I I look, I understand, Jess. There's no
way you're a librarian. I don't think that doesn't even
exist anymore. I appreciate what you're doing, of course, but
oh no, it's just I'm super low key. So it's
it's it's just no, I know that you don't have
to lie about it.
Speaker 15 (41:43):
What we still exist. I'm literally a librarian. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
Come out so you actually, I'm just genuinely curious. You
actually work at a library, and a library.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's what it is.
Speaker 15 (41:56):
Yes, I went to school for this. I am not
making this up.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
We never met a librarian before. You guys didn't hang
out a library.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Well, I mean yeah, when you're in the library, but
like in in like outside of their natural habitat.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
That's cool, Jessica.
Speaker 15 (42:13):
Yeah, thanks, yes, I guess.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Because usually librarians are boring and introverted to So what
are you doing?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
How did we meet at a club?
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Like, how did that even happen?
Speaker 14 (42:27):
Well?
Speaker 15 (42:27):
I honestly never go out at all, but my friends
kind of like coaxed me into it that night, and
so I just decided to say, I just happened to
be out that night. That's like not even my lifestyle either.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh that's why when we first talked to you, Jessica,
you said that you used to go to.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Stuff like that all the time.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh, okay, that makes sense in high school.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
So the universe quite literally had you fall into his arms.
I feel like I can't let you guys walk away
from this.
Speaker 14 (42:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
I was just really into him, and I feel like
we were both so letting go. We both happen to
be here.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Be there that night.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Honestly, I feel like I'm on jess I'm I'm so sorry,
I really I apologize. I feel like an idiot literally
judging a book by its cover here and that sounds
so stupid. Wow, I totally was jumping the gun and
had no idea, and I'm obviously.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Frankly, I'm just jealous of how much.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Energy you have, you know, that night and the next morning,
and seemingly the tolerance of a twenty year old. So
never in a million years when I think you're a librarian.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
To be truthful, Chase, would you like to go out
on another date with Jessica? We'll pay for it?
Speaker 8 (43:39):
Hell yeah, yeah, I definitely, I definitely need to make
it up to her, for sure, jess I feel like
an idiot and to take you out on actual Loki night,
I'm done, like I'm down. I think it'd be great.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
In the chapter and yeah, exactly are you undateable? Sable show?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
You might be and not even know it. It all
depends on what you do for a living. Because a
new sir ask people what professions they'd never date.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh fine, is your job on the list.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You'll find out if your place of employment is in
fact the reason you're single. Right after this, it's the
Jebel Show, Big Mama. Is it crazy that you and
I are in the same frozen food section in the
same grocery store at the same time. I'm thinking it's fate.
Let's say we grab ourselves some Totina pizza rules and
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go back to my place and have some pizza rules
followed by a rule in the sheets packed with those
WHOA that rhymed ouch. That's the first time I've ever
been slapped with the taiketo and I liked it.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Where are you going?
Speaker 12 (44:39):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's the Jewbil show.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Let's face it, the dating world is tough, and it
gets even tougher if you have a terrible job because
people are sharing the professions that they will never date.
And according to a new survey, here are the top
professions that people say they would never date.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Okay, great, buckle up a drug dealer? WHOA? People have
slag standards now slash organized crime, slash cartel. You can
get great gifts.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
The reason is obvious safety issues, high risk, high paranoia.
The upside would be product testing, I think though, if
you think about it.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, and then like cap and cash, always having.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Cash, yeah, always having cash, your own making a lot
of money. But we're going over the top professions that
people say they will never date.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
According to this new survey. A baker why who in
the top It.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Says they go to bed when you're going out and
wake up when you're going to bed. Because you know,
they work very very early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Do they have to, like, is that a rule for
all bakers that they have to work at those hours?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
So pretty much because they baked the bread for the day,
you know, and they also smell like flour.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
I feel like that's awesome, especially if it's bagels.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
We're going over a new survey that asks people what
are the most undateable professions?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
A real estate agent is also in the top.
Speaker 17 (45:55):
Isn't that everybody body is a real estate agent at
least some part in their life tries it. Yeah, it
says the reason is because they're always hustling, always networking,
and always closing.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
You're not their partner, you're a potential lead.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
True, but they are busy, Like the really good realtors
are always busy. They're always gone, they're always networking with people,
and they're all cheating in the houses.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
That they show.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, it seems like realtors are always cheating on each other.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Is this like a movie that you're watching? Is that
real life? I feel like there's stories all.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
The time too in the news about the realtor who
has showing a house and then cheating with another realtor
who was also showing.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
The house and the cause.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I didn't even think realtors were such a red flag,
but apparently.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
We're going over the top professions that people say they
would never date.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
An only fans model is also in the top Oh
why would they put that there?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
You know, dang well, there's a whole bunch of dudes
out there that would love to date an only fans model.
They just get rejected constantly, so they have to go
ahead and get in front of it and say I
would never date that.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, no wayude, no way.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
There are a lot of guys that would love to
date an only fast and just be able to brag
about it.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I mean, just look at their dms.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
There's a whole bunch of high high high.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Now they won't date them because they didn't get a response.
Dating an only fans model would be interesting at Thanksgiving dinner?
Why why?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Well, you know, your Grandma's like, what do you do
for eleven?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
You say something else? You don't say only fams. She's
in customer service.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Another one of the top professions that people say they
would never date a psychologist.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Oh why, I feel like that would be.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
So fun, girl, What you would have someone analyzing every
single decision you make and calling you out for every
little thing.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
But do you know how much time you save money?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
You know if they would also be your therapist exactly.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
It's like, oh, that's why I left the cabinet open
for the fifth time because I have unsolved issues.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
No, they say that that's the reason, though, is because
boundaries can get blurry, and they are human too, so
they can be just as messy as anybodybody else. And
you might even expect to hold them to a higher standard
because they're a therapist, or the boundaries get messy, and
then before you know what, they're counseling you every single day,
which is also not good.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
That would annoy me, That would annoy you too, Nina.
I don't know right now. It sounds great.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
It can be very annoying to get into an argument
with somebody who is in the mental health world. Have
you gotten And I know that because I'm big in
the mental health world. I've been in therapy in my
whole life, so I speak therapy a lot, and I've
been in situations and relationships where somebody is upset about
something and they're arguing with me and I'm giving them
like therapy, speak back, and it's very frustrating because they
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want you to get like mad, like normal mad, you know,
but then you don't, and then you're just trying to
analyze everything or help them through their problem.
Speaker 17 (48:40):
So are you the frustrated one or they're the frustrated
They are God a frustrated one. I'm just trying to help,
but it gets very frustrating, you can tell. Here's another
one of the top professions that people say they would
never date.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Any religious profession. Oh, well, or a slaughter house worker.
I don't know why they put those in the same category.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Those are very ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, it says they're different worlds, but they come with
intense beliefs.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh, whether it's spiritual doctrine or meat.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
You know that's true. Well, a friend of mine, her
family has a cattle ranch. So it's not like a
full blown slaughterhouse, but it's kind of like it's a culture.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Aw I didn't realize slaughterhouse was such a culture.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
But it's like you eat every part of the cow,
like every single part of it, and like you think it.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
But I wouldn't picture that like a you think it? Yeah, really, yes,
being alive.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Well, it's like for the gifts that it's giving you
to nourish your body.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Make them feel better about slaughter.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
The number two profession that people say they would never
date is a chef.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Wow, data shit, I would too. Why would they not? Though?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Unpredictable hours, high stress, and a workplace that's basically a
son a full of knives bro.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Three meals are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Meat and great meals.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
I'm not talking about your McDonald's happy meal. You get
like a Michelin star chef made meal.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Or if it's like they come home from work and
they don't want to bring their work home, so just
getting like frozen dinners.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Over Oh man? Is that knife work for me? Though?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
When you watch somebody that can really work a knife
and chop up the right way and like do it
all professional?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Oof fan me, I need those ice cubes.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
The number one profession that people say they would never
date an Elvis impersonator.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Pretty obvious on that one. I would have that one.
Your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one's coming up right after this. It's a
jewel show, jewels, dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, you have
a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (50:35):
Yes I do.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Sweet is it?
Speaker 14 (50:38):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (50:39):
So this last holiday season, you know, re realm Christmas,
between Christmas and.
Speaker 12 (50:45):
New Year's I.
Speaker 11 (50:47):
Kind of hooked up with my boss at our holiday party.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
What okay, I kind of did. Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 6 (50:56):
It was a three sixty hook.
Speaker 11 (50:58):
It was a full full, It was.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
The whole thing.
Speaker 11 (51:02):
And yeah, like it just kind of happened, you know.
It was like just situational. They sponsored this like super
cool casino Royale Monte Carlo. Yeah, like night and we were,
you know, getting to gamble.
Speaker 10 (51:16):
With someone else's money, and the champagne was blowing, and
you know, we were kind of like the last people
there essentially, and it just kind of turned into a hook.
Speaker 11 (51:27):
In the They had like a little green room kind
of thing that was like next to the coat room,
and instead of getting our coats, it just kind of.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Got down.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Again.
Speaker 11 (51:40):
It has not happened again. In fact, we both felt
super weird about it, but we also had that break,
you know, so that we weren't actually in the office
or anything, so we you know, it kind of got
to clear the air a little bit. But once we
were you know, back in the office after holidays, it
was massively awkward, especially since myss is actually married. I figured, yeah, yeah,
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she's not in the office all the time, but she
does technically she's technically my co worker.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Oh wait, is your coworker messy?
Speaker 14 (52:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh dang, how is he at the office?
Speaker 11 (52:20):
You know, at first, when we were both, you know,
felt weird about.
Speaker 7 (52:23):
It, and we're awkward.
Speaker 11 (52:24):
I think we were just doing our best to make
it look like it was just like business as usual.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
But now that we don't think that anyone.
Speaker 11 (52:31):
Suspects anything, including his wife, he's kind of flirting with me.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I was going to say, Also, I wouldn't be surprised
if you weren't the only girl in that office that
he had done that with. Because his wife is your coworker,
he had no problem doing it with you. Who else
is involved?
Speaker 11 (52:48):
Oh, that's definitely true. And also no one knows this,
especially not him. But I was actually thinking about taking
a remote position with the same company, and now I'm
kind of concern that he might think that I'm trying
to get away from him because of this. I'm also
concerned about, you know, stoking suspicions that I'm like transferring,
(53:09):
or maybe that I got transferred because of this little
thing that may or may not have happened between us.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You know, it may not be the perfect time as REMOTEO,
he might be all for it, Like, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (53:20):
I mean I'm like kind of scared even just to
put the application in, you know, because I'm concerned about
him finding.
Speaker 6 (53:26):
Out through someone other than me.
Speaker 11 (53:28):
But I also don't want to bring it up to
him be like, you know, I don't know, I just
I just need to get this off my chest because yeah,
I definitely can't talk to anyone at the office about it,
I know.
Speaker 6 (53:41):
Thank you, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 11 (53:45):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
What's your dirty little secret?
How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on
the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was
just published on what your coffee order says about you,
and we'll go over it next so you can find
out all you need to know about yourself based on
how you like your being prepared. Well, oh, right after this, Wow,
it's a Geble show. What if I like to put
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ketchup in my coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is psychopath? The Jewel Show?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's a text message we just got into four one
oh six' one because a recent study just published says
what your coffee order says about you as a person.
If you like to put ketchup in your Coffee's a
lot of questions, Yeah, that one. Anyway, think about how
you like your coffee and how stabby you get if
the breista makes your coffee wrong, and will tell you
exactly what that says about you right now. If you
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like your coffee black, here's apparently what it says about
your personality, you have an emotionally repressed pragmatist with possible
control fixation personality type. Really says you like your coffee
the same way you like your interpersonal connections in it's
bitter and emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh, I just always think of people that drink just
plain black coffee is just having a high pain threshold.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Really says you're probably the kind of person who calls
it bean juice and judges everybody else who needs milk
in it like they were a child.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, this is very true. They do do ye.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Also to note, Ted Bundy liked his coffee black high
pain tolerance. That's the type of personality that you have
if you like your coffee just black, if you liked
iced coffee even in the winter. Yeah, it says that
your personality type is a stylized chaos agent with high
stimulant dependency.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You know, it's funny every time we do these, the
word chaos always fits in the type of thing, Like I've.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Never seen get an iced coffee before.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I make my coffee in the morning, and I put
ice in it before I leave my home because I
have a cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe, and
your thermostat is always set to drama.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Cold one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of the time, but you won't touch hot coffee because
the vibes just aren't there for you. But your whole
personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and one
claw clip holding it all together.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version,
It says.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Billie Eilish Lord and your ex who soft blocked you
all drink iced coffee in a snowstorm.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We're coming over.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
A new study that says what your coffee order says
about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,
your personality type is romanticized anxiety, romantic with mild retail
therapy compulsion.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Really, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I just think people that like the super sweet drinks
just don't have a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It says, if you get a Kraml macchiato, it's not
just a drink, it's your coping mechanism. Yes, you romanticize
the hell out of your life, main character, energy break
down and then have a Starbucks run.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It says, Ariana Grande is somebody who likes a caramel macchiato.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So that type of first nat Oh, okay, that kind
of makes sense if you like a macha laate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Then you carry a calm energy, but also judge people
who still drink regular coffee.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Is it macha late where they put macha and a
latte and they just combine.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, they're dirty macha. Oh that's good. Yeah, I like
them a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Is it macha in milk or there's actual coffee in
your macha too? It's espresso because it's a latch.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's like macha powder or whatever mixed with the coffee. Oh,
so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then they
just put macha in it. It's good. I like it
a lot. I don't know if it's my favorite, but
I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It also says you meditate, but only after a forty
minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.
After ghosting a group chat, we found.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
More like ghosting an email, okay, chat too, pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my
life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me
x ex personality, tough, soft spoken mystic with avoidant conflict tendency.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I can see that. Let us If you like
cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It says your personality is a high functioning, burnout survivor
with resting crisis face. I'm taking this as evitually.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
By okay, but it's not just because I've tried other
coffees and I've tried to like other coffees, but they
all make me sleepy, makes me tired.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's really funny because it says you drink this not
because you like it, but because you need it to function.
You're either running from your problems or trying to physically
outrun them.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Amazing. That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.
What kind of resting face does she have again? Oh,
resting crisis face, resting crisis face.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That face that she makes like a little puppy going
wo is your resting crisis face.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Your vibe is high achiever on the edge of meltdown. Yeah,
you drink cold brew like its water and refer to
four hours of sleep as plenty. I mean, hey, man,
I can sleep later.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which
is my favorite coffee? Okay, sugar f evenll at. So
this one is really yeah, yeah, this one is actually
my favorite. It says that you're a gentle overthinker with
people pleasing reflux disorder stop. Yeah, it says you're sweet, approachable,
and probably say oops, even when it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, that reaccurate.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I
know I shouldn't have you read too much into text
punctuation definitely, and use sparkles on ironically.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh you should do that more.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You'll
panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then
apologize to the breeze for existing.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh it's like sweet and sad.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah at the same time. Yeah, for sure, you'll be
happy and said at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And I've mastered that your phone break out ever around
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this.
They've been right after that. His needle's training. It's the
Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's another jewbile phone.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Frames on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hello, Hi, this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from building management.
I'm calling in regards to an incident in the parking
lot the other day. Is this Trent who lives in
apartment four thirteen?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, you said.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You're officer Pete Eakins. Yes, assistant to the head of
building security here, working mostly in the parking lot, and
I need to speak with you.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
No, I don't know at all.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, Well, then let's.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Take a little jog down memory Lane, shall we, Trent? Sure, Yeah,
you're running shoes on, I'll stretched out. I'm ready to
go for a little job with me.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Sure what's going for? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Well, I was doing my normal job, going through all
of the video from the parking garage over the last month,
and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to explain,
I don't know what you talk Oh you don't. Okay,
Like I said, let's go for a little job. Then
a week ago on Tuesday, you dinged the car door
next to you, didn't You getting out of your car
(07:10):
all willy nilly, not paying attention, and you dinged the
car next to you.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Excuse me? Mm hmmm, yep, I don't understand what's going on.
I never dinged any car.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer here.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Why do you keep calling yourself an officer?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Because I am assistant to the head of building security here,
I work mostly in the parking lot.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Officer Pin is my name, So you're not even the officer.
You're a parking lot security guy.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay. I am the assistant to the head of building security.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You're a security officer.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I am an officer of the law.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Okay, no, you're not.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And you will address me appropriately and show me some respect.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
You haven't been respectful to me. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, well, I guess you're not going to admit it,
so I'll let you know that I did further inspection
and I was able to get a tiny pink ship
from the car that parks next to you off of
the door, and I spent the entire week matching it
to your car. And you are indeed guilty of this crime.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Spend a whole week doing this?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
That's sad, and I did not do anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I'm going to need you to come down to the
precinc and fill out some forms, and I may be
issuing an a restaurant and you will be fined seven
hundred dollars on your next month's rent and face eviction.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
What precinc. Bro, you're not even an officer.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You're on You're going downstairs in the parking garage where
I am.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
That's a lot of prescinc. That's that's okay. You know what,
So do you really think that you can.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Arrest me or give me a wow of fine for
like seven hundred dollars find where are you talking?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You'll be fined seven hundred dollars on next month's rent
and face eviction. And yes, I have half a mind
to issue an a restaurant based on how you've lied
to me under oath.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Who do you think you are? Like, you have no JURISDM.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I am off paid beacons assistant to the head of
building security.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
And I even like the head of security. You'd assistant
head of security, assistant.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
To the head of security. The assistant is Paul.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, so you basically have no power at all. And
if you really think that you can find me seven
hundred dollars, I probably will come. I will more than
likely come over there.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I kick your.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, you've just threatened an officer of the law. I
have that documented.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Okay, Yeah, make sure to get everything documented because I'm
going to come over there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I kick your If you come down here, I will
judo shop you so quick you won't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Judo chop.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
What you're going to Judo chop me?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Judo chop. I'm gonna get you on the ground and
I'm gonna till you to your peer pants.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
This has got to be a joke. Are you serious?
Are you five?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No? I'm not serious.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend set you up.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Wait, what a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She said that the building management in your place is
kind of ales and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Oh my god, I thought something was up when you
started saying judo choate?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
What wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks, we
say mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I see you, I see you out there fibermaxing. Whoa
grub hub sees you too? What did you order on
grubhubs this year? I'll tell you that it's delivered its
report of twenty twenty five. The most popular things that
we were eating is actually surprising, and fibermaxing is a
part of the trend, and I will break it down
because there's a specific food that I'm actually really surprised
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by it but honestly good for you in just a second.
But first, remember Ryan Locked e Yeah, Ryan Locked or
what the hell however you pronounced his last night Olympic?
Who is the Olympic swimmer? Is this the one that
went viral for the he like stole something to you? No,
I'm thinking of somebody else. He did have a scandal
that led to a ten month suspension. I don't remember
his scandal. I remember him, No, it was the other
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guy that smoked weed. Well, he had some type of
controversy back then. But he has six Olympic gold medals
and he's auctioning off three of them.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He says that the medals represent memories that he'll carry
for life, but he wants them to do more than
just sit on a shelf. So he's auctioning them off
and you can own a gold medal.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
He wants to make money. I mean, I mean, hey,
that's sweet.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
We were just talking about celebrities that go in the
DM trying to get money from you. You know whatever
for scams, but Ryan might actually really be helping it out.
At least you get in exchange. At least you get
a medal. Yeah, it's not a one way.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's so weird.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
You're just like bragging on that, Like there's a gold
medal that I didn't win.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, that is weird. You hang it up in your room.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I mean it's pretty cool, though. I've never touched a
gold medal. You have you touched an Olympic gold medal?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What would you do with it? Why don't want to touch it? Actually?
Has it represents?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
What? Wait?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You have?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
When well, so in twenty sixteen, that Olympic team one gold,
the gymnastics Olympic team, and they did a tour of
champions And when I got to meet them.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And you locked the metal? How did that happen? They
had their medals with them.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
I was like, oh no, this wasn't twenty sixteen, this
was twenty twelve because I was a kid and I
was bugging out.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It is cool. It represents like peak physicality. Yeah, it's dope.
I think it's.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Cool the gymnasts to wear it and like, how freaking
cool like they are? Yeah, I don't see it, like,
why would I want to own one?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I didn't earn it.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
It represents peak physicality unless I'm the one pointing to
it that I got off of Ever, I don't want Ryan.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm good on that. Yeah, I said you have to
earn it, then it means something.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, well you could earn the title of the top
fiber maaxer.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
In your group chat. Awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
If you were on Grubhub this year ordering beans, beans
where the breakout star. According to grub Hub, it jumped
one hundred and thirty five percent. So fibermaxing has been
one of the food trends for this year, which is
just increasing your fiber and then protein and all that
kind of stuff. So people are eating functional foods that's
actually good for them, which is a good sign. But
beans top the list. Tinned fish is also on this list.
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Cold Foam and Macha also getting extra love Cold foam.
It's just funny because in years past where we've talked
about the same exact thing where grub Hub does like
a year end review, and it was always like wings
or pizza or like you know, the usual suspects, But
now we're talking about beans, Tinfish, cold foam and Macha
Fiber Max, Machia Fiber Max.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
If you're gonna grub hub macha, just go walk and
get you a macha because I feel like that is
the macha vibe, is you're walking.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
To go get it, because this is a fake macha vibe. Dang,
that's all right, and that is what's trending.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
It's time to catch a cheater only.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
On the Jubilesh.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Kim is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Jack might be messing around.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
So let's see if we can help her out. Kim, Hi,
what's up? What do you think is going on?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (14:12):
My husband, We've been married for four years, we've been
together for seven. We met right out of high school,
and I mean I've trusted him with my whole heart.
He's really been the only person I've been with. I
haven't had a lot of boyfriends or serious relationships up
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until him, so like he's got my whole heart. I've
trusted him completely. We've had a really great relationship, like
we do our own things with friends, like on the
same night. We're you know, not super cleany or anything
like it's just been a really cool relationship. He's hot,
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he's smart. I love him. I'll always think he's hot,
like I did, you know, so I really hope he's not.
But recently on the nights when we go out with
our friends, he's.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Been coming home later and later, and.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
So that's been sending off like major red flags for
me because normally we like, up until this past month,
he would be home around the same time I would,
neither one of us would stay out like super deeper
late or whatever. And now he's coming in like at
one am, two am and saying that he's he's like
just at a friend's house playing video games. Like I'm like, okay,
(15:35):
you know, and he he'll offer up like, well, you
can call him, you know, you can.
Speaker 14 (15:40):
Call my friend and ask it.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
It's like I know his friends are going to have
his back no matter what. So that doesn't mean anything.
And I'm just like giving a you know, I'm not
really nagging him, but he's like a little defensive right
off the bat around it if I bring up how
ladies coming in. So that's the first red flag.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
So the second.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Kind of major ones is that so we have a
group of friends a bunch of girls that we all
hang out together. Most of us have known each other
since high school. There's a few that are newer to
our group, and one girl who's sort of started hanging
around more. This girl Jazmine. I have noticed, like, first
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of all, she complimented Jack a lot, like she thinks
he's great, so I know that she kind of has
a crush on him. And somebody else has told me
that she, you know, feels bad because she has a
crush on him or whatever. Well, I've noticed like on
the nights when I am going out with my friends
and he's going out with his friends, that Jasmine isn't there,
(16:46):
She's not doing girls night with us on the nights
that he's doing guys nights with his friends. So that.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Pard I don't.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Know, I feel I might be being paranoid, but I
know she's seeing somebody and she won't tell us who,
like they're hooking up and stuff like that that she's
excited about and.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
Kind of.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Spegretive about, you know, and won't really be in bite
them around or like integrate and like a normal kind
of relationship. So that has got me also very suspicious.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Sure, so when you're going out for your girls' nights
and you notice that Jasmine's not there. Do you say
anything to everybody else, like, oh where's Jasmine? To kind
of see like check the pulse a little bit.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, And that that's where I found out that
she was dating with somebody. And then one of my
friends who knows who knows her family and knows her
from way back, said that she can be shady too,
because I did confide that I was feeling a little
I don't.
Speaker 13 (17:56):
Know you, like my sighty senses are going off, and
they didn't want to make me, you know, so worse
about it, but they did confirm that she can be shady,
like she's not above that.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Well, you told us what grocery store you guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every month we choose one
rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. Will see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Okay, okay, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Of course, we'll play a son come back, get your
to catch cheater. Next, it's the Jubil Show. It's time
to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if
you're just joining us, Kim is on the phone and
Kim thinks that our husband of four years might be cheating.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and say that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We'll see if he sends those to Kim or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Kim, why don't
you remind everybody about your situation.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Yeah, so, my husband of four years has been coming
home later and nights when he would normally.
Speaker 14 (19:07):
Come home at the same.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
Time I come home when we go out with our
friends separately, there's a new girl in our group of
friends who has stopped coming out with us on those nights,
and so I just feel a little suspicious and maybe
he's actually with her and lying to me about it
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and thinking that he's getting away with it.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yes, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Hell, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card member named Jack speaking Hi Jack.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling us. Congratulations, you're this month's lucky winner.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Why don't know what?
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The flowers? Maybe you haven't heard. Every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random. We get free
flowers delivered from our forward department. You've won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be sent to whoever you want. Oh, okay,
if you know you want to send them to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I can take the information over the phone in just
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Oh no, I have someone in mind.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
We'll start with the first and last name of the
person who'd like to send them to.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Uh, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, got that Jasmine. And would you like to put
anything on a card to Jasmine?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
You can say.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
What happened last night? Question mark, I love you, exclamation point?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's okay, Well, so what happened last night?
Speaker 12 (20:53):
You want to know what happened last night? You want
to know what hasn't been broke down and finally told
me everything everything, Jack.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's your wife on the phone. This is actually the
Doubal Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
My name is Jubal Hi, I'm Nina Hi, I'm Victoria,
and we do a segment called to Catch a Teeter
and I'll just yeah.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
So what is going a hot one?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
What is going on here? Hey?
Speaker 12 (21:21):
What's going on? What do you think is going on?
You're busted, dude, you are busted and you guys, I
am sorry. I lied to you about knowing. I didn't
know that she did. She just came clean to me.
She told me everything Jack, everything I needed.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
To find out.
Speaker 14 (21:38):
From him, No doubt.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's fair.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
And you all help me do that.
Speaker 14 (21:43):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
She told me everything, like every time that you have
lied to me, every time that you have cheated with
her on me, every time you came late. She oh, Jemine,
you're foor girl. Who do you think she is? You
know who I'm talking about that, Jasmine says.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Do you believe everything that Jasmine says?
Speaker 12 (22:09):
I believe that you're a and that you're a liar
and a cheater. I believe her does that because you've
been telling her. You believe that you were going to.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
Believe you believe that what Jasmine says?
Speaker 12 (22:22):
Crazy Jasmine, I do. I do. You want to know why,
because she came and she told me what was going on.
She broke down crying because she realized that you telling
her that you love her and that you're gonna leave
me for her is also a lie because you are
a liar and a cheat and a piece. So yeah,
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I do believe her.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
You did also just send her flowers with and I
love you. Yeah, that's not that you said it.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
You just said I love you on there like oh
my god. In problem we only like jokingly say love you,
love you, my god due to the friend group, Do
you hardly know her?
Speaker 14 (23:11):
Or I don't like it?
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Actually I love them too. I almost send them the.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Flowers them too.
Speaker 13 (23:17):
Well, then logic, I.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Might be according to your logic, I might be.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What about Jasmine's logic?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The one who came to your wife and said that
it's going on, the one you send flowers to and
said I love you?
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Did Mike and Ashley come and say that everything too
as well? Well? As a matter of fact, Ashley is here,
as are all of my friends, and we've done packed
up all your put it in a cube blocker and
send it to your mom's house. WHOA, why don't.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
You just move forward and get out of my life?
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Because I am done. You're unnoticed here.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yes, he hung up, He's gone. I'm so sorry. Yeah,
I just do not even know.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Yeah, pretty devastating. Who does that? Like just I'm just
so surprised at how he Yeah, the lying about it,
like not taking any not feeling bad. He doesn't even
feel bad. You can tell he doesn't even feel bad.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Sorry. Well, I'm glad.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely going to be some healing involved.
But at least I'm not being played. I'll never be
played like this again.
Speaker 14 (24:34):
I gave him way too much trust.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, you'll find someone to give the right trust too. Well,
it sounds like you have a good support system too, Thankfully,
I do.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
I do have good friends except for Jasmine.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
Jasmine and I are going to ever.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Be but I do.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
I do respect that she told me, and I'm glad
that she realizes what she was getting involved with and
who she was getting involved with. But yeah, I don't
think we'll be really close friends eversable. My friend group
is pretty great.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, that's good and good luck with everything.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Okay, thank you, and again I'm sorry for kind of
studying it up weird for you guys as well.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You did what you had to do. I'm just glad you.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm just glad you got your answer because he obviously
would have continue to lie made a conversation a lot easier.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
Yeah, he needed to be called out for sure. Good luck,
all right, thank you all the Jewble shows.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It's a catch at cheater.
Speaker 16 (25:35):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So go to the jubilshow dot com if you think
you've got what it takes to beat trivia Powerhouse.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, what question, like Victoria, where is the enthusiasm?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I think you present that way with enthusiasm like as
a powerhouse. You present as a powerhouse and then just
like you know, sometimes it just falls a little short.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
My second question, I thought you're gonna say, like you
present as like a question mark, will if.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
You want to play the question mark? Don't lay You
vers Victoria right after this, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
What's up, Jenna? How are you?
Speaker 12 (27:02):
I'm great?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Crazy? Are you ready to go?
Speaker 14 (27:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (27:07):
I am?
Speaker 12 (27:08):
I guess the Monday morning?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah? You already get taken down? Well you're not up?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I had anything about that, all right, I was I taken down,
but like like, she's not like up.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yet, so she's awake, so she's up. Yeah, but I
just thought about diffent. I'm ready to get put to sleep. Yeah.
How do you feel about Tuesdays?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Jenna? You said Monday morning? Do you like Tuesday morning
as well?
Speaker 12 (27:35):
No, I'm not a big morning fan in general.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Underd All right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and here's
how the game's played, Jenna. While she's leaving, you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, are
you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? What Shakespeare play
features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern. What is the name
of the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model of the
Solar system? They're so hard? What country is the largest
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by land area that is entirely in Europe?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Jermy?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
What US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation?
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Washington?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
God, that'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna,
here's a question for you. If you came with a
warning label, what would it say ooh, watch out for laugh,
watch out for laughs.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
Okay, yeah, I've been told that I have a very laugh.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Oh, watch out for laugh for the last Okay, we'll
make her laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Victoria, if you came with a warning label, would it say, oh,
I feel like you?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Would?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
You say warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself,
which may like cause you a trip on yourself, may
cause frustration.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, that's time too.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed, and you have to meet Jenna outright to win,
and Jenna you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
We discovered the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh yeah, I don't know past what Shakespeare play features
the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Who, Yeah, I don't know pass What.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Is the name of the scientist you propose the heliocentric
model of the solar system?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I know these are ridiculous. Seriously, these are ridiculous. I
don't know Newton. What country is the largest by land
area that is entirely in Europe? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm try what US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Wait wait wait, oh my gosh, three wait oh wait,
wait wait wait.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Say a President Lincoln. That's all I got? All right,
send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Gabby Victoria got one correct. It's the Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Dang it, it's a tie, Jenna, and that means you win.
Congratulations hard ty, go see you. So you beat Victoria
and you got a fifty dollars visa gift card.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
Oh thank you? All right.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, those are hard ones.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
They're super hard to pronounce too, So let's see how
this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is the one that
discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet is the Shakespeare
play that features Rosen Krantz and Guildenstern. Nicholas Copernicus is
the scientist who proposed the helio center model.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Of the solar system.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I've heard that, why like, why would you know that
the country that's the largest by land area that's entirely
in Europe is Ukraine? And then the US president that
signed the Emancipation Proclamation is Abraham Link.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, yes, Jenna, thank you very much for playing thank
you so much. Yep, I have a great day.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We play you vers Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jewbilshow dot com and
we can make your dream come true of being able
to compete with Victoria.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I think you're gonna say the rest part.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
They thought you're just gonna say where you can make
your dreams come true.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's kind of fun. It's kind of like Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Right to the Jewbelshow dot com. It's just like Disneyland.
Farm break happens every single hour on the twenties. It's
the Jubile Show.
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Speaker 1 (31:55):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah,
countdown all the way to the number one first date
follow up that you voted on. Jessica is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and she's
getting ghosted by a dude named Chase. So we're gonna
call him in a little while and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
another date. But first, Jessica, how long has it been
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since you heard from Chase?
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (32:18):
So, yeah, it's been about a week since I texted him.
He responded the first time, but since his first response,
I haven't heard anything back.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay, how did you guys meet? And then what was
that date like?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
So?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
We actually met at a club and honestly, it was
like more of a rave than a club, and I
don't even go out that much, so I was just
like letting loose after a long week, and I was
dancing next to him and we were both just having
a good time, not really talking, and then I bumped
right into him, but he caught me before I fell
(32:53):
all Mark moved. Yeah, very romantic. I looked up at
him and I smiled and I was just like immediately
he was so gorgeous. So we danced for a little
bit and then I asked if he wants to if
he wanted to go to the bar for a drink.
And I know it sounds like a wrong com but
it actually literally did happen that way. And then we
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just went to the bar and sat there getting to
know each other, well, we tried to because it was
extremely loud in the club, so I think he was there,
like with his friends, celebrating something, but I couldn't really
tell what he was saying half the time. And also
we were both pretty drunk and there were some extra
party favors that we had as well, so we were
(33:36):
definitely feeling a little handsy, okay, And he didn't live
that far from the club, so he asked if I
wanted to go to his place for a little quiet time,
that's what he called it, and I agreed, and so
we both just walked a couple of blocks to his place.
We sobered up a bit. We were still feeling kind
of frisky, so we kind of like briskly walked to
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his place, and once we got there, I definitely made
the first move and he was okay with that, so,
you know, clothes were flying off.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Wow, that doesn't sound like quiet time to me compared
to a rave.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
I can't say everything that happened that night this is
the morning show. But afterwards we laid in bed and
in like a backwards day kind of way, we actually
got to know each other a lot better.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
After all, that like, so the next morning, you guys
talked and really got to know each other.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
Yeah, we just kind of spent the whole night talking,
and we mostly talked about our shared music tape. Because
we were both hard ravers in our younger days. We
didn't really talk about work or relationships or anything boring.
We just wanted to have fun with the night. And
we laid there until the early hours of the morning,
(34:52):
and then I had to get up early the next day,
and I just went home playing the whole night in
my head over and over again. And I I texted
him the next day and he told me he texted
me back, and he said he'd talked to me tomorrow.
But that was over a week ago, and I texted
a couple more times. I tried calling, but it went
(35:12):
straight to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
What do you think could have happened?
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Honestly, I feel like maybe I was just too enthusiastic,
and I came on too strong, and I kind of
and I just sort of like hooked up with him
without really knowing him at all. And so I think
maybe I feel guilty about the order of our gate
and I think maybe he just thought of it as
(35:38):
like a one night stand. And I don't blame him
if he thinks that, but I just feel like it
would stuck to lose this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, if you're calling him, then he would be like, well,
maybe it's not a one night stand then, and.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Then like also a one night stand you sit there
and talk the next day, because usually it's like thank you,
nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's true too. Does he have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That's the thing that always makes me nervous is when
I got here after you have a great connection, and
usually when they ghost, it's because they're hiding from somebody else.
Speaker 15 (36:04):
Oh god. I mean we didn't talk about past relationships
or anything like that, but I didn't even consider that.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Did you notice any pictures on his wall or like
any anything around the house that looked like a girlfriend
was there?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Did he have throw pillows?
Speaker 6 (36:17):
It was a bit of a blur.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
It was a blur.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, all right, Well, yeah, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. We're about to call him
and see if we can figure out why he's ghostinger.
But first, Jessica, why don't you refresh everybody's memory about
your date with Chase.
Speaker 15 (36:29):
Yeah, so I bumped into Chase at the club. We
had a very immediate romantic connection. We hung out at
the bar for a little bit before going back to
his place. We were both pretty drunk, and then I
stayed over. We did things, and then we spent the
(36:51):
early hours of the morning talking and then we had
a great connection. I left, I texted him and I
haven't heard back from him in a week.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, well, we're gonna call him right now and see
if he'll tell us and then maybe get you another date.
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (37:08):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Okay, here we go. Hell I may I speak to Chase? Please?
Speaker 14 (37:24):
Yeah, Chase?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
How are you man? My name is Jewbul and this
is a radio show called the Jewbil Show. Hi Chase,
I'm Nina also on the Jubil Show. Hi am Victoria.
How are you good? Have you heard of the show before?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
In passing, I've was out once since someone was talking
about you guys show. I had never listened to it,
but I've heard of he does.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, sweet, Well, we do a segment on the show.
It's called the first Date follow up. What that is
is if you go out on a date with somebody
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Okay, all right, And we got an email about you
from somebody named Jessica.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Okay, yeah, I know her.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
And Jessica told us a little bit about your date
and said that you haven't gotten back to her and
she's curious if she did something wrong or why you're
ghosting her.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
This is funny.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
I'm actually I'm flattered by this entire thing. To be
honest with you, I didn't think she would go.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
To do this on the radio, but you know, here
we are.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
So I didn't call her back because it just seemed like,
you know, she just seemed too much of a party
girl for me. I'm someone who doesn't really go out much,
and when we had met, that was really the first
time I'd gone out and did anything in about a
month or so. And look, Jessica is great, She's gorgeous.
(38:49):
It definitely felt like I was in some sort of
romantic comedy situation, like a movie. She bummed into me
and like, oh, look who it is type thing, and
it's like like like a matthewa Hanae movie or something.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
She like fell and like picked her up, and then
then the music stopped, and.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah, she fell into my arms and she was falling
and I grabbed her arm and was able to kind
of catch her from hitting the floor. But you know,
her defense, she was drunk. I think it's to say
she was trashed. Was was pretty fair, but she seemed
like it was an everyday situation as far as that.
And I'm not judging her at all. You know, we've
all kind of been to these situations at clubs, and
(39:26):
I get it, but I'm usually not that fun. I
think I came off of like a super fun guy
and I'm pretty boring and low key. We did go
back to my place. I was kind of barely hanging
on there. We had a few durerinks obviously, She, on
the other hand, incredible energy, Like wow, she was really
hanging out of my arm. It's kind of being all over.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Me, which I kind of liked.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
Obviously, we kind of, you know, did some things. I
didn't text her back, sang it. You know, I feel bad,
you know now that I'm staying it out loud to
be honest with him.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
So you're quite literally ignoring the science from the universe
to talk to Jessica who your laugh, Yeah, is what
it sounds like to me, because you feel like you
can't you can't keep up with her.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
She's got incredible energy.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
I'm and I'm sort of an introvert, and I was
having a few drinks that night.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So you know, I was very eased and.
Speaker 8 (40:18):
Just kind of feeling myself a little bit.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
I'm not that guy.
Speaker 12 (40:21):
Kally and I don't go out.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Much, and the drinks are flowing, and then she kind
of comes into the world and we just had a
good night that night.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
So that's all you know about her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (40:31):
I did pretty much.
Speaker 8 (40:31):
We didn't get too deep in the conversation.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
In your head, you just picture someone who's just like
bouncing around and always on the go and has to
be out places and doesn't ever want to be home.
Like what do you I don't know why you think
that wouldn't work.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
I just think that she's someone who kind of bounces around,
goes out a lot parties, probably has a high end job,
you know, probably goes out four front times a week,
probably drinks a lot, which totally cool, and I understand.
I probably goes to a ton of concerts and raves
and whatever.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
I'm just not that guy.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Okay, all right, you can assumptions back. You might as
well ask her yourself.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Good point, Chase, you can ask her yourself because she's
actually on the phone and he's been listening this whole
time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Hi, you would, dude.
Speaker 15 (41:13):
I guess you are not going to believe this. I
am literally a librarian. What what I I never go out.
I never go out at all.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
No, no, I I look, I understand, Jess. There's no
way you're a librarian. I don't think that doesn't even
exist anymore. I appreciate what you're doing, of course, but
oh no, it's just I'm super low key. So it's
it's it's just no, I know that you don't have
to lie about it.
Speaker 15 (41:43):
What we still exist. I'm literally a librarian. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
Come out so you actually, I'm just genuinely curious. You
actually work at a library, and a library.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's what it is.
Speaker 15 (41:56):
Yes, I went to school for this. I am not
making this up.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
We never met a librarian before. You guys didn't hang
out a library.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Well, I mean yeah, when you're in the library, but
like in in like outside of their natural habitat.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
That's cool, Jessica.
Speaker 15 (42:13):
Yeah, thanks, yes, I guess.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Because usually librarians are boring and introverted to So what
are you doing?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
How did we meet at a club?
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Like, how did that even happen?
Speaker 14 (42:27):
Well?
Speaker 15 (42:27):
I honestly never go out at all, but my friends
kind of like coaxed me into it that night, and
so I just decided to say, I just happened to
be out that night. That's like not even my lifestyle either.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh that's why when we first talked to you, Jessica,
you said that you used to go to.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Stuff like that all the time.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh, okay, that makes sense in high school.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
So the universe quite literally had you fall into his arms.
I feel like I can't let you guys walk away
from this.
Speaker 14 (42:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
I was just really into him, and I feel like
we were both so letting go. We both happen to
be here.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Be there that night.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Honestly, I feel like I'm on jess I'm I'm so sorry,
I really I apologize. I feel like an idiot literally
judging a book by its cover here and that sounds
so stupid. Wow, I totally was jumping the gun and
had no idea, and I'm obviously.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Frankly, I'm just jealous of how much.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Energy you have, you know, that night and the next morning,
and seemingly the tolerance of a twenty year old. So
never in a million years when I think you're a librarian.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
To be truthful, Chase, would you like to go out
on another date with Jessica? We'll pay for it?
Speaker 8 (43:39):
Hell yeah, yeah, I definitely, I definitely need to make
it up to her, for sure, jess I feel like
an idiot and to take you out on actual Loki night,
I'm done, like I'm down. I think it'd be great.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
In the chapter and yeah, exactly are you undateable? Sable show?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
You might be and not even know it. It all
depends on what you do for a living. Because a
new sir ask people what professions they'd never date.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh fine, is your job on the list.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You'll find out if your place of employment is in
fact the reason you're single. Right after this, it's the
Jebel Show, Big Mama. Is it crazy that you and
I are in the same frozen food section in the
same grocery store at the same time. I'm thinking it's fate.
Let's say we grab ourselves some Totina pizza rules and
(44:28):
go back to my place and have some pizza rules
followed by a rule in the sheets packed with those
WHOA that rhymed ouch. That's the first time I've ever
been slapped with the taiketo and I liked it.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Where are you going?
Speaker 12 (44:39):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's the Jewbil show.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Let's face it, the dating world is tough, and it
gets even tougher if you have a terrible job because
people are sharing the professions that they will never date.
And according to a new survey, here are the top
professions that people say they would never date.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Okay, great, buckle up a drug dealer? WHOA? People have
slag standards now slash organized crime, slash cartel. You can
get great gifts.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
The reason is obvious safety issues, high risk, high paranoia.
The upside would be product testing, I think though, if
you think about it.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, and then like cap and cash, always having.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Cash, yeah, always having cash, your own making a lot
of money. But we're going over the top professions that
people say they will never date.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
According to this new survey. A baker why who in
the top It.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Says they go to bed when you're going out and
wake up when you're going to bed. Because you know,
they work very very early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Do they have to, like, is that a rule for
all bakers that they have to work at those hours?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
So pretty much because they baked the bread for the day,
you know, and they also smell like flour.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
I feel like that's awesome, especially if it's bagels.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
We're going over a new survey that asks people what
are the most undateable professions?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
A real estate agent is also in the top.
Speaker 17 (45:55):
Isn't that everybody body is a real estate agent at
least some part in their life tries it. Yeah, it
says the reason is because they're always hustling, always networking,
and always closing.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
You're not their partner, you're a potential lead.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
True, but they are busy, Like the really good realtors
are always busy. They're always gone, they're always networking with people,
and they're all cheating in the houses.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
That they show.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, it seems like realtors are always cheating on each other.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Is this like a movie that you're watching? Is that
real life? I feel like there's stories all.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
The time too in the news about the realtor who
has showing a house and then cheating with another realtor
who was also showing.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
The house and the cause.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I didn't even think realtors were such a red flag,
but apparently.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
We're going over the top professions that people say they
would never date.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
An only fans model is also in the top Oh
why would they put that there?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
You know, dang well, there's a whole bunch of dudes
out there that would love to date an only fans model.
They just get rejected constantly, so they have to go
ahead and get in front of it and say I
would never date that.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, no wayude, no way.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
There are a lot of guys that would love to
date an only fast and just be able to brag
about it.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I mean, just look at their dms.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
There's a whole bunch of high high high.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Now they won't date them because they didn't get a response.
Dating an only fans model would be interesting at Thanksgiving dinner?
Why why?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Well, you know, your Grandma's like, what do you do
for eleven?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
You say something else? You don't say only fams. She's
in customer service.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Another one of the top professions that people say they
would never date a psychologist.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Oh why, I feel like that would be.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
So fun, girl, What you would have someone analyzing every
single decision you make and calling you out for every
little thing.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
But do you know how much time you save money?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
You know if they would also be your therapist exactly.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
It's like, oh, that's why I left the cabinet open
for the fifth time because I have unsolved issues.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
No, they say that that's the reason, though, is because
boundaries can get blurry, and they are human too, so
they can be just as messy as anybodybody else. And
you might even expect to hold them to a higher standard
because they're a therapist, or the boundaries get messy, and
then before you know what, they're counseling you every single day,
which is also not good.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
That would annoy me, That would annoy you too, Nina.
I don't know right now. It sounds great.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
It can be very annoying to get into an argument
with somebody who is in the mental health world. Have
you gotten And I know that because I'm big in
the mental health world. I've been in therapy in my
whole life, so I speak therapy a lot, and I've
been in situations and relationships where somebody is upset about
something and they're arguing with me and I'm giving them
like therapy, speak back, and it's very frustrating because they
(48:32):
want you to get like mad, like normal mad, you know,
but then you don't, and then you're just trying to
analyze everything or help them through their problem.
Speaker 17 (48:40):
So are you the frustrated one or they're the frustrated
They are God a frustrated one. I'm just trying to help,
but it gets very frustrating, you can tell. Here's another
one of the top professions that people say they would
never date.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Any religious profession. Oh, well, or a slaughter house worker.
I don't know why they put those in the same category.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Those are very ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, it says they're different worlds, but they come with
intense beliefs.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh, whether it's spiritual doctrine or meat.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
You know that's true. Well, a friend of mine, her
family has a cattle ranch. So it's not like a
full blown slaughterhouse, but it's kind of like it's a culture.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Aw I didn't realize slaughterhouse was such a culture.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
But it's like you eat every part of the cow,
like every single part of it, and like you think it.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
But I wouldn't picture that like a you think it? Yeah, really, yes,
being alive.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Well, it's like for the gifts that it's giving you
to nourish your body.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Make them feel better about slaughter.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
The number two profession that people say they would never
date is a chef.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Wow, data shit, I would too. Why would they not? Though?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Unpredictable hours, high stress, and a workplace that's basically a
son a full of knives bro.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Three meals are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Meat and great meals.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
I'm not talking about your McDonald's happy meal. You get
like a Michelin star chef made meal.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Or if it's like they come home from work and
they don't want to bring their work home, so just
getting like frozen dinners.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Over Oh man? Is that knife work for me? Though?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
When you watch somebody that can really work a knife
and chop up the right way and like do it
all professional?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Oof fan me, I need those ice cubes.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
The number one profession that people say they would never
date an Elvis impersonator.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Pretty obvious on that one. I would have that one.
Your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one's coming up right after this. It's a
jewel show, jewels, dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, you have
a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (50:35):
Yes I do.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Sweet is it?
Speaker 14 (50:38):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (50:39):
So this last holiday season, you know, re realm Christmas,
between Christmas and.
Speaker 12 (50:45):
New Year's I.
Speaker 11 (50:47):
Kind of hooked up with my boss at our holiday party.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
What okay, I kind of did. Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 6 (50:56):
It was a three sixty hook.
Speaker 11 (50:58):
It was a full full, It was.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
The whole thing.
Speaker 11 (51:02):
And yeah, like it just kind of happened, you know.
It was like just situational. They sponsored this like super
cool casino Royale Monte Carlo. Yeah, like night and we were,
you know, getting to gamble.
Speaker 10 (51:16):
With someone else's money, and the champagne was blowing, and
you know, we were kind of like the last people
there essentially, and it just kind of turned into a hook.
Speaker 11 (51:27):
In the They had like a little green room kind
of thing that was like next to the coat room,
and instead of getting our coats, it just kind of.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Got down.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Again.
Speaker 11 (51:40):
It has not happened again. In fact, we both felt
super weird about it, but we also had that break,
you know, so that we weren't actually in the office
or anything, so we you know, it kind of got
to clear the air a little bit. But once we
were you know, back in the office after holidays, it
was massively awkward, especially since myss is actually married. I figured, yeah, yeah,
(52:07):
she's not in the office all the time, but she
does technically she's technically my co worker.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Oh wait, is your coworker messy?
Speaker 14 (52:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh dang, how is he at the office?
Speaker 11 (52:20):
You know, at first, when we were both, you know,
felt weird about.
Speaker 7 (52:23):
It, and we're awkward.
Speaker 11 (52:24):
I think we were just doing our best to make
it look like it was just like business as usual.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
But now that we don't think that anyone.
Speaker 11 (52:31):
Suspects anything, including his wife, he's kind of flirting with me.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I was going to say, Also, I wouldn't be surprised
if you weren't the only girl in that office that
he had done that with. Because his wife is your coworker,
he had no problem doing it with you. Who else
is involved?
Speaker 11 (52:48):
Oh, that's definitely true. And also no one knows this,
especially not him. But I was actually thinking about taking
a remote position with the same company, and now I'm
kind of concern that he might think that I'm trying
to get away from him because of this. I'm also
concerned about, you know, stoking suspicions that I'm like transferring,
(53:09):
or maybe that I got transferred because of this little
thing that may or may not have happened between us.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You know, it may not be the perfect time as REMOTEO,
he might be all for it, Like, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (53:20):
I mean I'm like kind of scared even just to
put the application in, you know, because I'm concerned about
him finding.
Speaker 6 (53:26):
Out through someone other than me.
Speaker 11 (53:28):
But I also don't want to bring it up to
him be like, you know, I don't know, I just
I just need to get this off my chest because yeah,
I definitely can't talk to anyone at the office about it,
I know.
Speaker 6 (53:41):
Thank you, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 11 (53:45):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
What's your dirty little secret?
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