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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to hear the most magical song in the universe.
(00:03):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
What am I about to get a massage? That's the
Jewell Show. And according to a new study by a neuroscientist,
that's going viral. This song right here, Johann Sebastian Bach's
Goldberg Variations. What is what they are calling the magic tune? Interesting.
Apparently this song can instantly help you focus on anything.
(00:27):
Why didn't we know that sooner? I don't know that's true.
I would have tried. I wouldn't focus on anything if
I listen to this song. Well, you're a different story.
They also found that the type of music that you
listen to can tell you everything about your personality. So
think about your favorite music's right now and we'll tell
you what it says about you as a person. Also,
(00:47):
text in four one O six one. It's just helping
you focus on the conversation right now. I'm focused on
you right now, ju below feel I feel a lot
more focused, and my add normally gets the best to me.
You know, I can't pay attention to anything, but that's
something I feel like I'm able to focus.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I can focus on anything right now. I'm trying to
focus on you guys talking, but this music has me kind.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Of like, I don't know if you want. Victoria's energy
has got me not focusing as well. I can that out.
Oh that's pretty impressive. All right, well I've got practice.
Let's go over this study and tell you what your
favorite music says about you as a person. If you're
a Taylor Swift fan, so Swifties. The studies suggests that
Taylor Swift listeners demonstrate an unusually high capacity for emotional projection.
(01:29):
They tend to map their entire life trajectories onto casual encounters,
often planning weddings with Baris says they've never spoken to Interesting.
Research shows that eighty seven percent of Swifties report crying
in the shower while also feeling stronger than ever. Okay,
says your coping mechanism may be posting cryptic yet poetic
killing tweets at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, who you learn not to do that as you
get older.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We're going over a new study by a neuroscientist that
says the type of music you listen to can tell
you everything about your personality. So think about what songs
are your favorite and what music you like the most,
and we'll tell you what it says about you, if
you like emo or pop punk, like my Chemical Romance
Blink one eighty two paramore, things like that. Clinical data
indicates that these individuals reached peak emotional development around age
(02:15):
sixteen and elected to remain there. So a little bit
emotionally stunting. I guess I know my days where I
like my emo. Yeah. Yeah. They display a heightened sensitivity
to precipitation, frequently interpreting rain as the sky understanding their pain.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's also a reason for people just to cry, Oh
it's rainy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's even more emo. They have one thing in common
with playlists. They usually use titles such as nobody gets
Me and That's fine and things like that. Laughing but
I mean, I get it. I should read my diary.
They also said that the majority of the people they
talked to owned a pair of checkered vans. Yeah, they're
just away.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And then like a music festival where there was like
an Emo person coming out or whatever, in the whole crowd,
it was checkered emo vans.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, and they were just I wanted to give them
all hugs, but they look like they're really going through it. Yeah,
that's not the point they want to stay. They're constantly
going through it. Yeah, yeah, they don't ever want to
be not going through it. Right, If your favorite music
is eed M or rave music, scrill x TSTO, diplo,
things like that, it says that studies show their resting
heart rate it sinks permanently. Two one hundred and twenty
(03:27):
eighth week erment. This was alt right. I enjoy that
in Vegas they view hydration is not only necessary but
central to their identity, often carrying gallon jugs labeled with
motivational slogan. I like that. Behavioral observations confirmed that their
belief is that a warehouse at four am represents the
optimal environment for inner peace and community.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Hey, been to a rave? That's not what I've never been.
I really feel like that should be on my list.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Of things out you should. It's fun. They look like
so much fun.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I feel like clubs and raves are different though, right, Like,
I've been to so many clubs, but a rave something.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
A little different, different culture, different vibe for sure. Yeah.
If your favorite music is country, Luke, Bryan Morgan, Wall
and Dolly Parton pretty much any artists at these days
because everybody switched the country. Yeah yeah. They say that
these subjects are disproportionately linked to trucks, wanning them, desiring them,
or being haunted by relationships involving them interesting. They demonstrate
(04:21):
ritual behaviors such as slow dancing and parking lots and
crying at tailgates. Yeah. Lab studies showed that the phrase
tractors running doubles as both an invitation and a warning.
Who I listened to country music on my way to
work today.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I feel the tractors, and then it left me thirsty
for whiskey. Whoa, So there's that side effect.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I feel like I don't really listen to country and
never really have, but I feel like if I did,
it would be bad. I'd probably be drinking at six
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, and I fantasize about being in like a wide
open space field ye, spinning around in a circle.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Overhead, the sun goes down and dogs are down. By
my friend study, it says the type of music you
listen to says everything about you and your personality. If
you listen to hip hop or trap, participants exhibited heightened
mained character syndrome and this is my favorite too, So yeah,
I can agree entering rooms as it was filmed in
cinematic slow motion. Yes, despite frequent emotional instability, Yeah, absolutely,
(05:19):
that's okay. They maintain external appearances of invincibility by posting
captions like stay Dangerous. Instagram analysis reveals that most of
their captions consist of song lyrics with zero additional context.
You don't need additional context.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That is the only part I feel like that doesn't
kind of say about you too.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I feel like the other ones are kind of pretty
spot on. What do you mean this is us?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Other than that you say more in your Instagram captions
than just a song lyric.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, well, I just don't write my social media anymore.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, somebody post things for me, and most of the
time when I read them, I'm like, I wouldn't say that,
which is why you have that exactly. That's why I
hold that because if I do say the things that
I do say, I get in trouble. So that's why
I had to hire somebody to do it for me,
that self awareness. Yeah, yeah, exactly, thank you very much.
I write my own their novels, and not everybody reads them.
But that's okay, my true emotion. It's another jewbile phone
(06:17):
frame Mornings.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
On the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Hello, yoh, these parents complaining is like I need to
know what to do?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
What I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Who is poo?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh my badness?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Poop?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm sorry you're who yodice?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Poop?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Did you say poop?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, not poop, poop pub Okay, but my mom calls
me Clarence, but you don't call me poop. I'm the
Moss Sansa today and like, I don't know what to
do because these parents are while now right now, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm uh, Dave is the Sandy.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, y'all know Dave right, y'all know Dave right?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Yeah? Working today?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, day's my boy. And he was sick today, so
he called. He told me they like he didn't want
to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he
don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can
you cover my shift at the mall and be the
mall Santa today? And I was like, yeah, I can't,
Like I'm not doing it, so you know what I mean,
Like I've been here for like thirty minutes, but already
the parents are complaining and this one family, like I
was like I didn't know what to do because like
(07:20):
they wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know,
cause like Santa hoos babies.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
And you know, I'm sorry about all any changes to
the situation.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Who's gone through me that we can't just have another
random person come in for Dave.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know, so good, it's all good, it's all good.
It's all good.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You're telling me it's not good to know you're already there.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you
know what I mean. But like they handed this baby
to me, and I was like, damn, your baby smells
like you know, and my god, And then they got
they's not getting all mad or whatever. But I was like, yo,
I'm not holding that baby. You gotta hold that baby
yourself because that baby smells like literally like.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
You custom for the parents you're a parent of a baby, no.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I mean, and Couz, I just told them the baby
smells like because I guess it, did, you know, I
don't know, but I just need to know how to
deal with these parents because like this other parents came up,
you know, and their kid was like asking for a
bunch of stuff, and I was like, yo, you need
to slow your roll, little man, because like you ain't
gonna get that much for Christmas, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Oh my god, are you what? I'm at a lot
for words right now, Like I don't know who you
are and why you're ansa right now, but definitely, and
corporate is going to absolutely lose their minds right now
and I'm gonna, like I'm get fired.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,
I don't even know what that meant. But they came
by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,
I stepped behind the thing, like I got the else
out there doing their thing right now, like trying to
keep them entertained because like these people were man, man,
all of them was lined up. So I stepped back
here to call you. But like somebody from the corporate
whatever came by and I told them to like wait
their turn because I got babies, and like, oh.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
My god, you do corporate. Okay, none of this is
actually happening right now. I can't believe that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You And they're saying the corporate person whatever they name was,
they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way
I brought the hose.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
You brought hose.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, I mean they are actual hoes, you know what
I'm saying. Like it's a couple. It's like a couple
of homegirls in mind butt, Like I had them dress
up because like saying, you know, Sam has got whole hose,
you know, and so like they said that their outfits
were not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what
I mean. I was like, what you're talking about, Like
both of them got kids?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, okay, so I'm gonna need you to pack up
your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Santa
for the day. Like this is not Actually, it's all good,
Like I'm trying you know that you can be there
with girls in skimpy outfits. I'm sure that that Bob
is going to call me immediately as soon as with you.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's all good, Like I cleared it. I cleared it,
like like I'm on house arrest. Look they let me
out of house arrest so I could do this today,
you know what I mean. Like, so I'm good all day.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
God are you hey?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Eileen? This is actually Dubil from the Jewel Show doing
a phone break on you.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Okay, it's not rue.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Your boss wanted to break you because he said you
handle them all sensus and it's always stressful this time
of year.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I'm literally crying right now.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Which I thought that corporate was down there, that this
guy had girls out calling them, Oh my god, like
he's like, what was his name, poop or something? Pop? Okay,
pook the mall with the Ho Ho Ho just showed up.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Old people.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone breaks. We say,
mornings on the twenties, give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day
with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Monkey barring or monkey branching is the term you need
to know if you're out in the streets trying to
find love. This is a second day in a row
where we're getting new dating trends. But basically this just
means that you're somebody that moves from person to person
and you can't be single. So when you move through
the branches, you move on the bars or like we're onto.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The next, onto the next. Isn't that called something else?
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Mind swinging up for people?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Though It's not like I'm not facing your problems. It's
just like suppressing you can't be co dependent. Yes, that's
exactly part by yourself. Yes, can we stop calling new terms.
I'm not going all confusing me with these all these terms.
I will say though, that these types of terms do
give you a very clear visual of what people are doing,
because maybe sometimes the emotional words are like the therapy
(11:31):
words are kind of tricky or not fully processed. But
when you start talking about monkey barring or monkey branching,
I see you, I see you say monkey barring, you.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Start using that in therapy, I'm out, Okay, I think
you might be a monkey brancher. Really, what you really
want to know? What are you flirting with me? You're
like asking me for drinks? Are you jealous? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yes, here's something you shouldn't be jealous of. Dead plant vibes.
Dead plant vibes is also trending, and essentially that means
that you're giving off a bad like energy, negative energy,
because when you walk into a home that has dead
plants in it, they do also add to the energy
of the space. It's negative, it's drained, it's all of
(12:20):
those things. And so now it's a new way to
describe somebody's energy. You're giving me dead plant back.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I forgot to water my plant now that I just
thought about it. Yikes. Oh you better do that, I know.
But also, plants are hard to keep alive. Have you
ever noticed that?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No, because I've had the same plant now for seven years,
kept it alive for seven years a money tree.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh dang.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You water it all the time. Once a week. I
give it ice cubes, ten to eleven ice cubes. That's
my issue.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
My mom taught me that hack, and honestly, it's the
easiest thing to do. Instead of just like pouring water
with the whatever thing, just put ice cubes in there.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Do you get an easy plant? It's not an ad
for easy plant, But is it actually called easy plant? Yeah,
but that's what I get. The pots that they go in,
they have like a self watering thing. You just water
it and like once every month. Then it like feeds
it at the water. Why people think I'm good at
watering my plants, but no, I'm not good at any
chores like that. I don't think anyone thought you were
gonna I just definitely didn't think that. But there's no
(13:10):
dead plan vibes dead plants in my house. I have
a lot of plants, you know, but they're all pretty
much self watering. That's really cool. Actually, way to thrive
around me will be self sufficient, but you will admire
it and you will cheer it on. Thinking of your
dog that beeves now, yeah, okay, he's trying to figureut
(13:30):
feed him. Still seems angry. Maybe I should take it out.
Speaker 11 (13:33):
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Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
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Speaker 6 (13:51):
J R.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Is on the phone today for a first date follow up,
and he's getting ghosted by Maurice. So in a second
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first day or how long has it been since
you heard from Marie?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh man? A couple of days? I guess maybe a
week now?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay? Did you try to hit her up?
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, I've called a couple of times.
Speaker 12 (14:14):
I didn't leave a voice message every time I called,
because I didn't want to sound crazy or whatever, but.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
She just hadn't called back. I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 12 (14:26):
It was awesome, so we mount the apps. I just
was so attracted to how nurturing she seemed. I mean,
she had pictures with animals, she was out in nature,
you know, with her friends. I mean, the second we
started talking, it was like I was telling her about
how we wanted to ride a whorse, but I've been
(14:47):
like real afraid to try. And she laughed at it,
you know, but like it was that cute kind of laugh,
and then she was like really encouraging, and we decided
that actually our first meeting would be for me to
go horseback riding.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh that's a cool first day.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
It was amazing, Like I actually rode a horse. She
was amazing. She was like like my personal cheerleader. She
was just so warm and energetic and and I mean
she was gorgeous too. I just, oh, I can't get
(15:28):
it out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was amazing.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
And after we rode horses, we you know, we went
home to shower and we changed, and then we met
up for dinner, and oh, my gosh, I'm smiling so.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Hard right now just thinking about it. It was things,
things are going great.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We we even kissed before we went into the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And that's a good signal sign.
Speaker 12 (15:54):
Oh my gosh, that's usually it's like if you're lucky
after dinner.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You know, this was right away and you know, set
the tone for some real romance.
Speaker 12 (16:04):
And after dinner, you know, we kissed again and I
told her that I was gonna call her this week
with a plan for another adventure.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know, it's just Tom, this.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is so good, so you're really into her.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
It sounds like the date went great though, to have
a two part date and kisses and feels like there's
really great momentum.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
What could have gone wrong? You think?
Speaker 12 (16:27):
You know, the only thing that I can really think
of is like, you know, I'm the type of person that, like,
sometimes I say the.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Wrong thing at the wrong time.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
You know, I don't mean to, but like, we were
sitting at dinner and I noticed that she had like
a designer handbag and some fancy jewelry, and you know
she's a teacher, and right away you wanted to make
a little joke because she had really fancy stuff. So
I remember saying like, hey, w were you on OnlyFans
or something like, you know how you afford that fancy stuff?
(17:05):
She it was like the only point where I forget
all that romance is she looked.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just like cold and.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Then she kind of played it off, but she's like,
I'm just I'm a good thrifter.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And there was a little awkward moment there, you know.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
I moved on from it and I told her, you know,
I say I'm mean to offend you or anything, and
I told her it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And that was the only moment that kind of that
I can think of that was like, oh, is that
what it was?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Did I really ruin it by putting my foot in
my mouth again?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, it sounds like you're joked in land. You got
to tell that one right, just right. You got to
tell that one right and not be like, yeah, okay,
well yeah, maybe that's why she's not calling you back.
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if sherselves why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, oh my gosh, please, yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, We'll play a song, come back and get
your first day follow up? Next right, the little of
today's first date follow up. If you're just joining us, Jr.
Is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Marie,
and so in a second we're gonna call her and
see if she's hous why she's ghosting him. But before
we do that, Jarah, why don't you catch us up
on your situation?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (18:13):
So went on the best first day I've ever had.
We broke one of my fears, going horseback riding. We
kissed before dinner, after dinner. It was something straight out
of a movie as far as I'm concerned. And I
may have put my foot in my mouth, but I
think it went really well overall.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
And I can't get her to get back to.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Me, and I really want to go on another adventure
with her.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
But your foot in your mouth was there because you
asked her if she was on only fans because she
had nice things.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, but it was a joke, right right?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'm nervous, but I am absolutely ready.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Marie. Please.
This is her, Hey Marie, how are you? My name
is Jewbell, I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
(19:12):
The Jebel Show. Hi, Marie, I'm Nina Aliston on the show. Hi,
and I'm Victorian. Hey. How are you good things? How
are you great? Thanks for asking? Have you ever heard
of the show before?
Speaker 13 (19:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I love the show?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Thanks great? Do you like the first date follow ups? Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Congratulations then, because this is a first date follow up?
You're ghusting somebody and they emailed us about you. Do
you know who that would be?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yes Jr. So he emailed us and told us about
your date. He said he really liked you, and he's
not sure. Why are you ghost sing him? De youpoint
telling us?
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Oh my goodness, I'm so mary. Well I really liked
him too, but and and the date was great and everything,
but to be honest, he was asking some personal questions
and he seemed like he was crying a little good.
I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, but
he you know, it's getting a little too close to
(20:17):
finding out a secret, honestly, And I I just don't
go out with.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Guys like that, like inquisitive guys like that. Do you
what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (20:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Like you know, nosy, you know, I like to keep
my privacy, you know, like my personal business is my business.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Well, you know, I just I want a guy to
like me for me, and I'm not sure if he does.
And I you know, I'm not sure if he's.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
Like creepy or not.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You don't know if he's creepy or not. Why.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Well, he made a.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Comment about my jewelry and my bag that I mean,
I'd like to have nice And he asked me if
I was on OnlyFans and and and and made me
think is that how he saw me?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Is that?
Speaker 10 (21:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Is that why he's Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So you feel like he put two and two together.
And you're usually low key about it. You probably knew
have people that want to date you because of that.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Oh yeah, it's happened before, honestly, And I'm pretty sure
that's how he knows me. I'm pretty sure he figured
it out. And that's why he asked me for a date.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh whoa, whoa wait a minute, So you you are
on only.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Fans, he's on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
No, oh my god, Oh my goodness, old hi, Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, I swear I did not know you were on there.
I was just making a joke.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That is a bad time joke.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I thought that you that you for sure knew I
was on and that's why you asked me out. So
you really just saw me on the app and genuinely
just wanted to go out with me.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Percent, you seem so sweet. It's one hundred percent for
like who you are.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It is cool that you have an only fans like.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
You do. You're cool with it.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, I don't care about that. I'd never judge you
for that, you know.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
I mean, if you want to keep it a secrette
maybe you know, don't bring out the fancy stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
You were doing so well. This is just a moment.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
I like, what can I say?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, No, I'm sorry. I was so stupid. I was
just trying to do I danced in person, but you
guys can't see that. And it was supposed to be
a joke and I suck at that.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
But you rode a horse Jr.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
You did, Yeah, and she was amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I never would have done it if it wasn't for marine.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He was.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
It was you were my little You're my hero that day. Marine.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
This is great.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You guys are actually really cute.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
You are really sweet.
Speaker 13 (23:10):
Aaron and I and I do really like you, Marie.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Would you like to go on another date? Which they
are We'll pay for.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
It really yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, oh my gosh, please please say yes, Please say yes.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I swear already.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Whatever you said?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Great?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Stupid?
Speaker 9 (23:28):
All right?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
I've worn dresses with high right ques.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
But you think you're an intellectual?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia, and let's be today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Matthew,
What up, Matthew?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
How are you fantastic?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
All you have?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Great? Are you from across the pond?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
What? Uh? No?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
My mom is oh cool.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
On you?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I love that? Good for you?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, very funny.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Just a few little words and.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
In my when I speak, did you.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Grow up in America Land or did you grow up
a little bit in Britishville and then you moved over here?
When you were young.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
I'm actually one of raised in the Santa Fe to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, that's the accent I was picking up on totally
like I wasn't. I don't know why I said, British?
You know Santa what I'm getting?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do you sound just like you came from Santa Fe.
I watched Breaking Bad. They all have the same accent.
All right? You really trying to connect with you? You're
ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right? You ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Well, here we go. We see Victoria out of the
studio and while she's getting out of here, Matthew, you
have thirty seconds hands there as many questions as possible
if you don't know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, all right, sounds cool.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
All right, here we go, man, your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
What breed of dog is the fastest brown? Which is
the most abundant element in the universe?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
M A woman went?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
A woman went viral during an on the Streets interview
and was coined the Hawktua girl.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
What is her real name?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
What?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Bridgerton actor also starred in the movie Wicked, True or False?
Saltwater has a higher boiling point than purewater. Well, all right,
got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
If you had to get a forehead tattoo, what would
it be?
Speaker 9 (25:51):
A forehead tattoo?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, you had no choice. You have to get a
forehead tattoo. What are you putting on your forehead?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Probably two cats?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Two cat cat huh, like above your eyes or just
right in the middle of your forehead, right above my eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, either just like like like they're needing are you?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Are you a cat?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Daddy?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My headache? They'll be taking care of my in my headache,
right in my head.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm gonna assume. Yeah, do you have cats?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, I'm a cat person.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, daddy, I knew it. So funny, Victoria, if you
had to get a forehead tattoo, what would you get?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Either no regrets but spell it a little differently written
that regrets, thank you, or a crown.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
On your forehead. I'm always always a queen all the
way across your floord, or just be over one eyebrow
kind of tipped over one eyebrow a crooked one. Yeah,
all right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and you have to beat Matthew outright when Matthew,
(26:57):
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
All right, let's do this. Read ready, I think? Alright?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Three? One?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
What breed of dog is the fastest? Think? I don't know.
We'kind of read the dog pug. Wait? What what is
the most abundant element in the universe? Yikes? A diamond?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
A woman went viral during an on the Streets interview
and was coined the hawk to a girl.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
What is her real name? Haley something?
Speaker 8 (27:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Bridgerton actor also starred in the movie Wicked, Oh Hot?
True or false? Saltwater has a higher boiling carat than
pure water. How many players does an NFL team have
on their active roster?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Awkward?
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Sixty five? All right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard now and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby Matthew got one correct it
and Victoria got three. Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Entertainment question.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, let's get the answers now. With Nina.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Greyhounds are the fastest dog breed. Hydrogen is the most
abundant element in the universe. The woman that went viral
for being the hawk to a girl is Haley Welch.
Jonathan Bailey was in Bridgerton and the movie Wicked, and
it is true saltwater has a higher.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Boiling point than pure water. Interesting, Matthew, thank you very
much for playing. You're very welcome man.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, I have a good one and I do hope
you get that tattoo. I hope you do too.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I forgot I'll instagram it to you. Guys. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Un there's fifty three players on the you almost you
got pretty close Victoria sixty nine Yeah, verse Victoria at
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play, all you have to do is d
m us at the Jebel Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot comedy. It's time to Catch a Cheater only
on the Jubil. Lee is on the phone today for
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to Catch a Cheater. And she's been dating her boyfriend
Tom for two years now, but all of a sudden
she thinks something's going on. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Lee. Sorry that you're going through this,
But what's up? Why do you think Tom might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (29:13):
First of all, he's just like a great guy, So
I just want to put that out there. I never
in a million years, but I think I Peepy cheating.
But I'm trying to stay calm and there's been too
many flags lately. A little background real quick. We met
in college, so like he's been following me around ever since.
(29:35):
He's a sweet, sweet guy and literally one of the
like one of those top notch guys who will drop
anything just to be there for me. You know. He
makes me feel special, like all the things, and honestly,
like it just all feels like a big switch in
my brain.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
And yeah, so basically, I.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I've been trying to keep myself in check, like really
considering all the other ways that men have cheating me
over the years, and he's not like that. And try
not to read into this because I don't know about you,
but like I've had a series of cheating, toxic men
and like Tom never giving me a pause to think that.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
But anyway, we don't we don't live together.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
We've been together for two years, but like at this
point we might as well, Like I'm always over at
his place, and.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
In the last few weeks, I've noticed a shift that
Tom hasn't been coming home as much as he used to,
or to my place as much as he used to,
Like he's just out more.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
And he's told me that he has like a lot.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Of work that he needs to get done and that
he'll call later, but like sometimes he doesn't even call
me at night. Oh, which is like it's a big switch,
I would say, like the norm has always been. He
used to call honestly, like sometimes call her text every hour,
and now it's like.
Speaker 13 (30:59):
Hard to get a hold of him. So that was
like the first bump.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah, And and then there's also this this thing where
he's just like saying he needs me time, and when
I call him out, I'm like not being around so much.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
And how does he say the me time thing, Like
is it like get off my back and need nice
about it? He's nice about it.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
It just seems to be happening a lot, happening a
lot lately, Like I idly, yeah, Like I'm not some
kind of monster, and I don't expect him to like
be there on the drop of a hat or you know,
every second every day, but it's just something that's new
and it's happening more consistently. So then one day, like
early last week, we went out for like a nice
(31:43):
little lunch at a cafe. And when I noticed him
get out to get the car, get out of the
car to get gas, I saw a hair tie on
the floorboard of this.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
That made my stomach drop.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
He works from home, he doesn't have friends, doesn't have
he doesn't like take coworkers, you know, he's not over
with coworkers places Like.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
I brought it up.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
I was like, hey, what's this like, trying to keep
my cool and be chill, and he like kind of stammered,
and he was.
Speaker 13 (32:16):
Like, it's nice. It's my sister's.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
And so it feels so iggy, like sharing this out
loud because I think I've been in denial about it,
like that has stuck with me. So I when I
went to throw I'm like laughing, like I can't, I
can't make this stuff up. I went to throw that
hair tie out and I noticed a receipt for like
a really nice restaurant that we have the two of
(32:41):
us have never been to, and that receipt like was
over one hundred dollars, looks like for a dinner for.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
Two, And that doesn't seem like me time to me,
you know.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
So when I saw you guys like the clip of
Cadgeteater on TikTok, I like my gut was.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Like I should just be emailing you guys for help.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Lee is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Tom might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and say that every month, we choose one lucky rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to Lee or
to somebody else. But first, Lee, why don't you catch
(33:23):
us up on your situation?
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Yeah, and Tom is a sweetheart. We've been together for
two years. We don't live together, but we spend a
lot of time with each other. And I recently noticed
a couple of things like him wanting more me time,
not not reaching out as much at nighttime, and I
found a girl's hairtie in a car that is definitely
not mine, and a repeat for a really expensive restaurant
(33:46):
that we have not been to together.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah that hair tie and racipt definitely say yeah. All right,
are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Tom.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
Hi, Tom.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's lucky Winter.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. We're clapping
it up for you over here.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
What do I win?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Well, every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved
World apartments. So you've just won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
Wow. Yeah, that's crazy than you. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
So if you know who you want to send them
to right now, I'm prepared to do that over the phone.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
We can get it going now.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Great. The first thing I would need to be the
first and the last name of the person you'd like
to send the flowers too.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, it's Lea Lee, Yes, L E, L E I
G h okay and anything you want to put on
a card to Lee.
Speaker 15 (35:10):
Yeah, say I know that, I know I've been distant lately,
and these flowers are to say and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Okay, we should talk later.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
So I have some.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Things I need to confess.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I do love you.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Please know that I got that on there and great.
At this point, I'm going to have to let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a secondent called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think your significant other is cheating, you
see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend Lee
is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13 (35:51):
Are you kidding me here right now? Are you kidding
me right now?
Speaker 10 (35:54):
What?
Speaker 9 (35:54):
What are you?
Speaker 13 (35:55):
What is what is this message?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Nothing? Nothing? It's nothing bad, It's nothing, sad, it's o great.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
You want to what do you need to come sad?
What do you need to contest?
Speaker 15 (36:07):
It's not it's it's not it's not anything bad. It's
I promise you, it's it's I'm I'm I'm not cheating
on you.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Well, I found a hair tye. You remember when I
found a hairtye in the car and you're like, it's
your sisters. And it wasn't your sisters. I could tell,
I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
What is that?
Speaker 10 (36:25):
What was that?
Speaker 12 (36:28):
So?
Speaker 13 (36:28):
See, guess what?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Guess what?
Speaker 13 (36:30):
Guess what?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Tom?
Speaker 8 (36:30):
I found a receipt. I found your respect for your
fancy restaurant was like one hundred and fifty bucks somewhere.
Speaker 13 (36:36):
It was in the trash. So you're not even you're
being messy. You're messy right now?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
What is going on?
Speaker 13 (36:41):
Do you please just tell me.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Please listen to me. I'm I. I love you. I
love you so much. I would never cheat on you.
But you did, you did? I didn't.
Speaker 15 (36:55):
No, No, it's okay, okay. Look I I've been wanting
to move in with you for so long, and I
think that that is the next step that we should take.
And I it sounds, it sounds so stupid, but I've
been I don't. I don't feel good.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
That I don't. I don't make a whole lot of
money and you know that, and that like, I don't.
I don't feel good about that. I know you don't care,
but I don't.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (37:20):
I don't feel good. And I know that my knee
time has seen suss and it has been I've been
doing a lot of it. I and I am. I'm
so sorry. And yeah that the hairtie the receipt. Of course,
you think that I'm.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Cheating, but I'm literally I'm just ubering like I'm trying.
I'm trying to make extra cash, like I'm just I'm
trying to grind so we can afford an actual nice
place like I'm ubering.
Speaker 9 (37:46):
I'm uber eating. The hair tie is probably I had
to pick these drunk girls up the other night, and
they were there were too many people that they said,
I mean, the one of them had to sit in
the passenger seat. She kept stasting with my radio the
whole time.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Oh my good, Tom, I love you, Oh my god,
I mean you said, I'm like, that's what's dumb for
not telling me this in the first place.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
That part, I know.
Speaker 15 (38:16):
You need this, I don't.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
You know, I don't care how much money you make.
I'd rather have quality time with you. And first of all,
you've been honest about this stuff, and like the quality
time is stiff, killing you running around trying to make
ends meet, like killing yourself with work, Like I'm not
into that.
Speaker 13 (38:33):
You just oh my god, dude, are you serious?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
That's what?
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:41):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Why did you feel like you had to lie?
Speaker 10 (38:43):
Tom?
Speaker 13 (38:44):
Seriously?
Speaker 15 (38:46):
I thought that everything it would be easier when like
we finally talk about it and talk about moving in.
I thought it would just be easier if I had
everything ready to go already, that it didn't like wait
on it, it didn't have to be like.
Speaker 9 (39:00):
A long thing.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Well at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 13 (39:04):
Yeah, no, I'm I mean, I'm relieved about that.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
But honestly, Tom, I like you never like don't confessin
anything like that, like the way you wrote that note
on the flowers, like come on.
Speaker 13 (39:19):
Seriously, oh oh my god.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Because I received from one of the people in the
car not to put holes in your story, Tom, I
just just want to make sure we're clear.
Speaker 15 (39:29):
Probably, I like, they fly off all the crime, and
I've been trying to I mean like I have been
trying to cover it up.
Speaker 9 (39:35):
I've been trying to clean up my car.
Speaker 15 (39:37):
And make sure that nobody's there, but that's probably it's
probablys on in an order though I had to pick
up the other day.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
All right, well, yay, he's not cheating. Yeah. And also, Tom,
it sounds like you can stop doing uber eats and
ubering people places now. Oh my god, you.
Speaker 13 (39:54):
Are too much.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
I am.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
I honestly am relieved. I love you so much, Like,
please just be real with me. I'm like, yeah, I
can't wait to live with you too, Honey, They're.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Gonna live together.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I love you. The Jewel Shows is to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Be careful if you buy something online today it's the
Jewel Show because you could get scammed out of thousands
of dollars. There's a story going viral that's making international
headlines about how one guy bought something on Facebook marketplace,
and not only is the whole world talking about it,
but authorities had to issue a ridiculous warning for anybody
who buys anything online. Here's what happened, everybody does. That's
(40:33):
a thirty four year old man from Dusseldorf, Germany has
gone viral after losing forty seven thousand dollars in a
Facebook marketplace scam involving what was advertised as a military
grade invisible helicopter. What all right? This is his fault? Continue.
Police reports state that Klaus Richter, an IT consultant, responded
(40:56):
to an ad claiming the helicopter was developed in the
nineteen eighties by secret NATO program what it had been
declassified for quote civilian use. The seller assured Claus that
the choppers invisibility technology was why there were no photos
of the aircraft cloud and despite the lack of proof,
(41:17):
Coss transferred money via wire and even paid an additional
six thousand dollars for anti bird collision software the invisible helicopter.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
The person that posted this invisible helicopter is feeling really
good about themselves.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Right now, we're going over a story that's international where
a guy got scammed out of forty seven thousand dollars
on Facebook Marketplace and because of that, authorities have had
to issue a ridiculous warning for people who buy things
on Facebook, Marketplace and online. Will tell you what that
is in a second. But the seller promised to deliver
a special invisible hangar crate oo to his driveway. Oh okay,
(41:55):
did they catch this invisible people well. Neighbors later reported
seeing clause, pacing in his driveway for three days, waving
his arms around like an airport marshal, because if it's invisible,
when the crate never arrive, Klaus contacted police, who had
(42:16):
to explain that the air Wolf Stealth Copter three thousand
was not a real product. How do you not know
it's not a real product with that name Airwolf Stealth
Copter three thousand.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Wait, it was on Facebook marketplace. That should have given
it away all by itself.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
The story has gone international with cybercrime officials issuing this
warning if you can't see it, can't touch it, and
the seller explains that it's because it's invisible, it's a scam.
Don't buy it.
Speaker 11 (42:42):
Okay, Well, the original listing and if he had like
the right paperwork, I could see where you could start
to believe it a little bit because the military classifies
a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
But then the more he gets into it, I can
see like that, Why would they put it on Facebook
marketplace like that?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Is another good way?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Would just say, let's just pretend that invisible things do exist.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
If it's military grade, they're not going to be putting
it on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
It's going to be like in the Bermuda Triangle or somebody,
you know what I mean, like not there. Interpol even
had to issue an alert about a quote unquote phantom
aircraft scam spreading across the Europe, with reports of buyers
in Spain and Italy being duped into paying for other
invisible vehicles, so not flitting submarines in a space shuttley.
(43:28):
I would want to buy an invisible space shuttle on
Facebook marketplace, Yeah, well, I guess there really is a
market for those that are just gonna get got. It's
just just what it is. Because of that, people are
also sharing things that they've got on Facebook marketplace that
were ridiculous. Somebody bought a drawing of Jennifer Lopez. Oh
these are real things. They didn't get duped like, they
actually got them. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
It was advertised as a picture of Jennifer Lopez that
was signed, but it was a drawing. Oh nice, a
picture of Jennifer Lopez and colored in crayon. Wow, I
feel like that does not look like it's a one
of a kind piece of arts. Somebody else paid six
hundred dollars for a craft onion bits barbecue sauce onion bits. Yeah,
(44:10):
craft onion bits barbecue sauce, and they said it was
because it was like a collector's item in a classic.
So somebody paid six hundred bucks for that crack barbecue sauce.
I guess if you can collect sauces, that would be
one you'd want in your collection.
Speaker 13 (44:23):
You can just go to the store and buy it.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Not if it's a collector's item, it's not. Yeah, I'm
totally buy this. Somebody texted in a four one to
six one and said they paid one thousand dollars for
an olive garden sign. Okay. I didn't say where they
got the sign, the person they bought it from, but
it's neon.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
If the res all garden, yeah, probably close down story, okay,
red sticking.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Somebody else texted in at four one six one and
said they paid six hundred and fifty dollars for a
stainless steel prison toilet. Oh, why, that's actually interesting. How
much do they spend against sex? Hundred fifty bucks? I'm
blacked out cheap? Yeah that is not that bad. Why
would you want that? I don't know, It's like it's
another conversation piece.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I can just like picture somebody's like dungeon of a
basement and they're like, look I have down here or
just in.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
The middle of your living room. It's like the special chair.
Oh okay, give us three minutes and we'll give you
everything you need to know for the day. With Nina's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
There's a new hot exercise trend and it's called running
on all fours.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Actually it's not what it's called, that's just what it is.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
So it's called quad robics. That's what quad a roobics.
A personal trainer says. It's all about primal movement, and
it's becoming more popular because people are craving more functional, holistic,
and playful ways to move. Now they're talking about not
just walking on all fours, jumping running. I don't feel
like that's good on your disco.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
It's like a biometric push up kind of you know,
they're good for you. What well have you ever done
like bear crawls, like you know, for your absence basically
what you were describing exactly.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
And so sometimes I don't know about you, but if
I'm in like a bear crawl position, if I try
to jump like that, I feel like I'm gonna really
hurt my wrists or like my own something.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
I don't think. I don't know. I don't think so. Well,
maybe because my opper body is not as strong as yours.
I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Yeah, I mean
it works. It works. I mean it's not like their
new moves, you know. But this person calling them primal,
they're primary. It's because I'm like a bear, you know
what I mean, Like I just roll around on all
fours and I eat all kinds of meat that I
(46:23):
killed myself in the woods with my own mouth. Oh
he's one of those dudes. I'm sure he called a
quad aerobics. It's aerobics for the real man. I was
doing the research about like brainy stuff and like you know,
human DNA stuff, and like we were basically bears before,
so I'm doing this one. We're like we just bears
(46:43):
and we primal it out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
You imagine walking into a workout class with people at
people on all fours.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I would not I think this is quad robics. I
would think something is going on. It's like a one
on one entry level class to that kind of stuff.
Don't get me wrong, I'm completely into bro science, you
know what I mean. Like I like to work out stuff,
and I watch all the video I watch a lot
of the videos with the bro Science. But it is
funny sometimes how these guys get to their conclusions about things. Well,
it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
If you do decide to try quad arobics, just be
safe and careful so you don't hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (47:22):
I have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Hey, what is it?
Speaker 9 (47:26):
All right?
Speaker 10 (47:26):
So recently I decided to do something behind my husband's back.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
It's not a terrible bad thing.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
Don't don't go there with your thoughts like it's It's
just something.
Speaker 10 (47:34):
For myself that I really wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Here, Okay is it?
Speaker 6 (47:38):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Yeah? So, well, you know, I grew up a dancer
and I did some gymnastics here and there, but I've
never done pole dancing.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh it's hard.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Became a stripper.
Speaker 10 (47:47):
Oh no, I can't buy it, and he'll see it,
but I will once if I tell him, I will
definitely buy one for my garage.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
But for now, I have to go to the studio
and I have to take these classes.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
And I've been going to a bunch of yeah, really good.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
I am good, guys.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
Night.
Speaker 12 (48:09):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 10 (48:10):
Listen is a sport, like you know, I know how
it's seen, and I'm sure my husband won't like it either,
but it is hard.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Why wouldn't he like it? It's a dance class.
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Well, the thing is that he's he's gonna take it
the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I know him, You're gonna take you the wrong way.
How you think he'll take it, Well, she's.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
Gonna first think that I'm like, first of.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
All, lying to him and doing something behind his back.
Speaker 10 (48:31):
So that must mean that I'm most lying about something else,
you know, And so he's gonna think I'm probably cheating
on him and I'm doing these pull dancing classes because
I'm dancing for some other guy or something. And then
he's gonna be like, oh, well, you know, like we
don't have money for that. It's gonna bring money into it.
And so you know, I don't feel like I don't
feel guilty about it.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
I just can't tell him about it. But the thing
is that I'm calling you guys because it got it
got worse. So you know, the first month I was there,
I had a good class pass thing so like I
was only paying like half of the price, and then
now that I have to pay full price, they're giving
me another promotion. But the promotion is that I have
to sign somebody up and then they'll like discount me
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for the classes for the package.
Speaker 9 (49:16):
I didn't really think.
Speaker 10 (49:17):
Of anybody as too fast. But the first person who.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Came to my head was his mom, my mother in law.
Speaker 10 (49:22):
You know, I've just seen her that morning, so I
don't know why she popped in my mind, and I
was like, oh, just put her name down, not thinking
too much into that, Like I thought they just needed
a name or an email, you know how they are.
And then what ended up happening is that they ended
up calling her and giving her the whole like come
on in, like we you're gonna be comfortable, you're gonna
(49:43):
love this.
Speaker 9 (49:43):
We're gonna make you love it.
Speaker 10 (49:44):
And she actually showed up to my class this week. Yeah.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I mean, she is not
like older, like she's fairly young still, so you know,
she's she's in good shape, and I was surprised, you know,
she walked right in there and she started doing the exercises,
and you know, I talked to her. We laughed about it,
and she's like, oh, I've been meaning to ask you
(50:06):
about your bruises.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
And I'm like, oh, because I.
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Don't have a few bruises on my legs. And so
she was worried about that part, but I told her
other than nation will be fine. I'll help her out
since I already have a month over her. And like
she's been doing good, I'm so empressed, Like she she's
got this.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
You guys should invite him to your recital. Oh, I
was just thinking they could do it for the holidays,
you know, Christmas perform. Oh yeah, you and his mom
do a little strip tea? Yeah, yeah, yeah great. Yeah,
thanks for telling us, you dirty little secret? Yeah, what's
your dirty little secret? Text shoebol so four one oh
(50:42):
sixty one
I want to hear the most magical song in the universe.
(00:03):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
What am I about to get a massage? That's the
Jewell Show. And according to a new study by a neuroscientist,
that's going viral. This song right here, Johann Sebastian Bach's
Goldberg Variations. What is what they are calling the magic tune? Interesting.
Apparently this song can instantly help you focus on anything.
(00:27):
Why didn't we know that sooner? I don't know that's true.
I would have tried. I wouldn't focus on anything if
I listen to this song. Well, you're a different story.
They also found that the type of music that you
listen to can tell you everything about your personality. So
think about your favorite music's right now and we'll tell
you what it says about you as a person. Also,
(00:47):
text in four one O six one. It's just helping
you focus on the conversation right now. I'm focused on
you right now, ju below feel I feel a lot
more focused, and my add normally gets the best to me.
You know, I can't pay attention to anything, but that's
something I feel like I'm able to focus.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I can focus on anything right now. I'm trying to
focus on you guys talking, but this music has me kind.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Of like, I don't know if you want. Victoria's energy
has got me not focusing as well. I can that out.
Oh that's pretty impressive. All right, well I've got practice.
Let's go over this study and tell you what your
favorite music says about you as a person. If you're
a Taylor Swift fan, so Swifties. The studies suggests that
Taylor Swift listeners demonstrate an unusually high capacity for emotional projection.
(01:29):
They tend to map their entire life trajectories onto casual encounters,
often planning weddings with Baris says they've never spoken to Interesting.
Research shows that eighty seven percent of Swifties report crying
in the shower while also feeling stronger than ever. Okay,
says your coping mechanism may be posting cryptic yet poetic
killing tweets at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, who you learn not to do that as you
get older.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We're going over a new study by a neuroscientist that
says the type of music you listen to can tell
you everything about your personality. So think about what songs
are your favorite and what music you like the most,
and we'll tell you what it says about you, if
you like emo or pop punk, like my Chemical Romance
Blink one eighty two paramore, things like that. Clinical data
indicates that these individuals reached peak emotional development around age
(02:15):
sixteen and elected to remain there. So a little bit
emotionally stunting. I guess I know my days where I
like my emo. Yeah. Yeah. They display a heightened sensitivity
to precipitation, frequently interpreting rain as the sky understanding their pain.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's also a reason for people just to cry, Oh
it's rainy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's even more emo. They have one thing in common
with playlists. They usually use titles such as nobody gets
Me and That's fine and things like that. Laughing but
I mean, I get it. I should read my diary.
They also said that the majority of the people they
talked to owned a pair of checkered vans. Yeah, they're
just away.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And then like a music festival where there was like
an Emo person coming out or whatever, in the whole crowd,
it was checkered emo vans.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, and they were just I wanted to give them
all hugs, but they look like they're really going through it. Yeah,
that's not the point they want to stay. They're constantly
going through it. Yeah, yeah, they don't ever want to
be not going through it. Right, If your favorite music
is eed M or rave music, scrill x TSTO, diplo,
things like that, it says that studies show their resting
heart rate it sinks permanently. Two one hundred and twenty
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eighth week erment. This was alt right. I enjoy that
in Vegas they view hydration is not only necessary but
central to their identity, often carrying gallon jugs labeled with
motivational slogan. I like that. Behavioral observations confirmed that their
belief is that a warehouse at four am represents the
optimal environment for inner peace and community.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Hey, been to a rave? That's not what I've never been.
I really feel like that should be on my list.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Of things out you should. It's fun. They look like
so much fun.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I feel like clubs and raves are different though, right, Like,
I've been to so many clubs, but a rave something.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
A little different, different culture, different vibe for sure. Yeah.
If your favorite music is country, Luke, Bryan Morgan, Wall
and Dolly Parton pretty much any artists at these days
because everybody switched the country. Yeah yeah. They say that
these subjects are disproportionately linked to trucks, wanning them, desiring them,
or being haunted by relationships involving them interesting. They demonstrate
(04:21):
ritual behaviors such as slow dancing and parking lots and
crying at tailgates. Yeah. Lab studies showed that the phrase
tractors running doubles as both an invitation and a warning.
Who I listened to country music on my way to
work today.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I feel the tractors, and then it left me thirsty
for whiskey. Whoa, So there's that side effect.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I feel like I don't really listen to country and
never really have, but I feel like if I did,
it would be bad. I'd probably be drinking at six
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, and I fantasize about being in like a wide
open space field ye, spinning around in a circle.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Overhead, the sun goes down and dogs are down. By
my friend study, it says the type of music you
listen to says everything about you and your personality. If
you listen to hip hop or trap, participants exhibited heightened
mained character syndrome and this is my favorite too, So yeah,
I can agree entering rooms as it was filmed in
cinematic slow motion. Yes, despite frequent emotional instability, Yeah, absolutely,
(05:19):
that's okay. They maintain external appearances of invincibility by posting
captions like stay Dangerous. Instagram analysis reveals that most of
their captions consist of song lyrics with zero additional context.
You don't need additional context.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That is the only part I feel like that doesn't
kind of say about you too.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I feel like the other ones are kind of pretty
spot on. What do you mean this is us?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Other than that you say more in your Instagram captions
than just a song lyric.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, well, I just don't write my social media anymore.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, somebody post things for me, and most of the
time when I read them, I'm like, I wouldn't say that,
which is why you have that exactly. That's why I
hold that because if I do say the things that
I do say, I get in trouble. So that's why
I had to hire somebody to do it for me,
that self awareness. Yeah, yeah, exactly, thank you very much.
I write my own their novels, and not everybody reads them.
But that's okay, my true emotion. It's another jewbile phone
(06:17):
frame Mornings.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
On the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Hello, yoh, these parents complaining is like I need to
know what to do?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
What I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Who is poo?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh my badness?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Poop?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm sorry you're who yodice?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Poop?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Did you say poop?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, not poop, poop pub Okay, but my mom calls
me Clarence, but you don't call me poop. I'm the
Moss Sansa today and like, I don't know what to
do because these parents are while now right now, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm uh, Dave is the Sandy.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, y'all know Dave right, y'all know Dave right?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Yeah? Working today?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, day's my boy. And he was sick today, so
he called. He told me they like he didn't want
to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he
don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can
you cover my shift at the mall and be the
mall Santa today? And I was like, yeah, I can't,
Like I'm not doing it, so you know what I mean,
Like I've been here for like thirty minutes, but already
the parents are complaining and this one family, like I
was like I didn't know what to do because like
(07:20):
they wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know,
cause like Santa hoos babies.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
And you know, I'm sorry about all any changes to
the situation.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Who's gone through me that we can't just have another
random person come in for Dave.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know, so good, it's all good, it's all good.
It's all good.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
You're telling me it's not good to know you're already there.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you
know what I mean. But like they handed this baby
to me, and I was like, damn, your baby smells
like you know, and my god, And then they got
they's not getting all mad or whatever. But I was like, yo,
I'm not holding that baby. You gotta hold that baby
yourself because that baby smells like literally like.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
You custom for the parents you're a parent of a baby, no.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I mean, and Couz, I just told them the baby
smells like because I guess it, did, you know, I
don't know, but I just need to know how to
deal with these parents because like this other parents came up,
you know, and their kid was like asking for a
bunch of stuff, and I was like, yo, you need
to slow your roll, little man, because like you ain't
gonna get that much for Christmas, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Oh my god, are you what? I'm at a lot
for words right now, Like I don't know who you
are and why you're ansa right now, but definitely, and
corporate is going to absolutely lose their minds right now
and I'm gonna, like I'm get fired.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,
I don't even know what that meant. But they came
by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,
I stepped behind the thing, like I got the else
out there doing their thing right now, like trying to
keep them entertained because like these people were man, man,
all of them was lined up. So I stepped back
here to call you. But like somebody from the corporate
whatever came by and I told them to like wait
their turn because I got babies, and like, oh.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
My god, you do corporate. Okay, none of this is
actually happening right now. I can't believe that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You And they're saying the corporate person whatever they name was,
they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way
I brought the hose.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
You brought hose.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, I mean they are actual hoes, you know what
I'm saying. Like it's a couple. It's like a couple
of homegirls in mind butt, Like I had them dress
up because like saying, you know, Sam has got whole hose,
you know, and so like they said that their outfits
were not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what
I mean. I was like, what you're talking about, Like
both of them got kids?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, okay, so I'm gonna need you to pack up
your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Santa
for the day. Like this is not Actually, it's all good,
Like I'm trying you know that you can be there
with girls in skimpy outfits. I'm sure that that Bob
is going to call me immediately as soon as with you.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's all good, Like I cleared it. I cleared it,
like like I'm on house arrest. Look they let me
out of house arrest so I could do this today,
you know what I mean. Like, so I'm good all day.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
God are you hey?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Eileen? This is actually Dubil from the Jewel Show doing
a phone break on you.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Okay, it's not rue.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Your boss wanted to break you because he said you
handle them all sensus and it's always stressful this time
of year.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I'm literally crying right now.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Which I thought that corporate was down there, that this
guy had girls out calling them, Oh my god, like
he's like, what was his name, poop or something? Pop? Okay,
pook the mall with the Ho Ho Ho just showed up.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Old people.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone breaks. We say,
mornings on the twenties, give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day
with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Monkey barring or monkey branching is the term you need
to know if you're out in the streets trying to
find love. This is a second day in a row
where we're getting new dating trends. But basically this just
means that you're somebody that moves from person to person
and you can't be single. So when you move through
the branches, you move on the bars or like we're onto.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The next, onto the next. Isn't that called something else?
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Mind swinging up for people?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Though It's not like I'm not facing your problems. It's
just like suppressing you can't be co dependent. Yes, that's
exactly part by yourself. Yes, can we stop calling new terms.
I'm not going all confusing me with these all these terms.
I will say though, that these types of terms do
give you a very clear visual of what people are doing,
because maybe sometimes the emotional words are like the therapy
(11:31):
words are kind of tricky or not fully processed. But
when you start talking about monkey barring or monkey branching,
I see you, I see you say monkey barring, you.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Start using that in therapy, I'm out, Okay, I think
you might be a monkey brancher. Really, what you really
want to know? What are you flirting with me? You're
like asking me for drinks? Are you jealous? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yes, here's something you shouldn't be jealous of. Dead plant vibes.
Dead plant vibes is also trending, and essentially that means
that you're giving off a bad like energy, negative energy,
because when you walk into a home that has dead
plants in it, they do also add to the energy
of the space. It's negative, it's drained, it's all of
(12:20):
those things. And so now it's a new way to
describe somebody's energy. You're giving me dead plant back.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I forgot to water my plant now that I just
thought about it. Yikes. Oh you better do that, I know.
But also, plants are hard to keep alive. Have you
ever noticed that?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No, because I've had the same plant now for seven years,
kept it alive for seven years a money tree.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh dang.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You water it all the time. Once a week. I
give it ice cubes, ten to eleven ice cubes. That's
my issue.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
My mom taught me that hack, and honestly, it's the
easiest thing to do. Instead of just like pouring water
with the whatever thing, just put ice cubes in there.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Do you get an easy plant? It's not an ad
for easy plant, But is it actually called easy plant? Yeah,
but that's what I get. The pots that they go in,
they have like a self watering thing. You just water
it and like once every month. Then it like feeds
it at the water. Why people think I'm good at
watering my plants, but no, I'm not good at any
chores like that. I don't think anyone thought you were
gonna I just definitely didn't think that. But there's no
(13:10):
dead plan vibes dead plants in my house. I have
a lot of plants, you know, but they're all pretty
much self watering. That's really cool. Actually, way to thrive
around me will be self sufficient, but you will admire
it and you will cheer it on. Thinking of your
dog that beeves now, yeah, okay, he's trying to figureut
(13:30):
feed him. Still seems angry. Maybe I should take it out.
Speaker 11 (13:33):
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Speaker 1 (13:52):
Is on the phone today for a first date follow up,
and he's getting ghosted by Maurice. So in a second
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first day or how long has it been since
you heard from Marie?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh man? A couple of days? I guess maybe a
week now?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay? Did you try to hit her up?
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, I've called a couple of times.
Speaker 12 (14:14):
I didn't leave a voice message every time I called,
because I didn't want to sound crazy or whatever, but.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
She just hadn't called back. I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 12 (14:26):
It was awesome, so we mount the apps. I just
was so attracted to how nurturing she seemed. I mean,
she had pictures with animals, she was out in nature,
you know, with her friends. I mean, the second we
started talking, it was like I was telling her about
how we wanted to ride a whorse, but I've been
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like real afraid to try. And she laughed at it,
you know, but like it was that cute kind of laugh,
and then she was like really encouraging, and we decided
that actually our first meeting would be for me to
go horseback riding.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh that's a cool first day.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
It was amazing, Like I actually rode a horse. She
was amazing. She was like like my personal cheerleader. She
was just so warm and energetic and and I mean
she was gorgeous too. I just, oh, I can't get
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it out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was amazing.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
And after we rode horses, we you know, we went
home to shower and we changed, and then we met
up for dinner, and oh, my gosh, I'm smiling so.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Hard right now just thinking about it. It was things,
things are going great.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We we even kissed before we went into the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And that's a good signal sign.
Speaker 12 (15:54):
Oh my gosh, that's usually it's like if you're lucky
after dinner.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You know, this was right away and you know, set
the tone for some real romance.
Speaker 12 (16:04):
And after dinner, you know, we kissed again and I
told her that I was gonna call her this week
with a plan for another adventure.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know, it's just Tom, this.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is so good, so you're really into her.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
It sounds like the date went great though, to have
a two part date and kisses and feels like there's
really great momentum.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
What could have gone wrong? You think?
Speaker 12 (16:27):
You know, the only thing that I can really think
of is like, you know, I'm the type of person that, like,
sometimes I say the.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Wrong thing at the wrong time.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
You know, I don't mean to, but like, we were
sitting at dinner and I noticed that she had like
a designer handbag and some fancy jewelry, and you know
she's a teacher, and right away you wanted to make
a little joke because she had really fancy stuff. So
I remember saying like, hey, w were you on OnlyFans
or something like, you know how you afford that fancy stuff?
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She it was like the only point where I forget
all that romance is she looked.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just like cold and.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Then she kind of played it off, but she's like,
I'm just I'm a good thrifter.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And there was a little awkward moment there, you know.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
I moved on from it and I told her, you know,
I say I'm mean to offend you or anything, and
I told her it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And that was the only moment that kind of that
I can think of that was like, oh, is that
what it was?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Did I really ruin it by putting my foot in
my mouth again?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, it sounds like you're joked in land. You got
to tell that one right, just right. You got to
tell that one right and not be like, yeah, okay,
well yeah, maybe that's why she's not calling you back.
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if sherselves why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, oh my gosh, please, yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, We'll play a song, come back and get
your first day follow up? Next right, the little of
today's first date follow up. If you're just joining us, Jr.
Is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Marie,
and so in a second we're gonna call her and
see if she's hous why she's ghosting him. But before
we do that, Jarah, why don't you catch us up
on your situation?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (18:13):
So went on the best first day I've ever had.
We broke one of my fears, going horseback riding. We
kissed before dinner, after dinner. It was something straight out
of a movie as far as I'm concerned. And I
may have put my foot in my mouth, but I
think it went really well overall.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
And I can't get her to get back to.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Me, and I really want to go on another adventure
with her.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
But your foot in your mouth was there because you
asked her if she was on only fans because she
had nice things.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, but it was a joke, right right?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'm nervous, but I am absolutely ready.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Marie. Please.
This is her, Hey Marie, how are you? My name
is Jewbell, I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
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The Jebel Show. Hi, Marie, I'm Nina Aliston on the show. Hi,
and I'm Victorian. Hey. How are you good things? How
are you great? Thanks for asking? Have you ever heard
of the show before?
Speaker 13 (19:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I love the show?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Thanks great? Do you like the first date follow ups? Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Congratulations then, because this is a first date follow up?
You're ghusting somebody and they emailed us about you. Do
you know who that would be?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yes Jr. So he emailed us and told us about
your date. He said he really liked you, and he's
not sure. Why are you ghost sing him? De youpoint
telling us?
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Oh my goodness, I'm so mary. Well I really liked
him too, but and and the date was great and everything,
but to be honest, he was asking some personal questions
and he seemed like he was crying a little good.
I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, but
he you know, it's getting a little too close to
(20:17):
finding out a secret, honestly, And I I just don't
go out with.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Guys like that, like inquisitive guys like that. Do you
what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (20:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Like you know, nosy, you know, I like to keep
my privacy, you know, like my personal business is my business.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Well, you know, I just I want a guy to
like me for me, and I'm not sure if he does.
And I you know, I'm not sure if he's.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
Like creepy or not.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You don't know if he's creepy or not. Why.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Well, he made a.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Comment about my jewelry and my bag that I mean,
I'd like to have nice And he asked me if
I was on OnlyFans and and and and made me
think is that how he saw me?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Is that?
Speaker 10 (21:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Is that why he's Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So you feel like he put two and two together.
And you're usually low key about it. You probably knew
have people that want to date you because of that.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Oh yeah, it's happened before, honestly, And I'm pretty sure
that's how he knows me. I'm pretty sure he figured
it out. And that's why he asked me for a date.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh whoa, whoa wait a minute, So you you are
on only.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Fans, he's on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
No, oh my god, Oh my goodness, old hi, Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, I swear I did not know you were on there.
I was just making a joke.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That is a bad time joke.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I thought that you that you for sure knew I
was on and that's why you asked me out. So
you really just saw me on the app and genuinely
just wanted to go out with me.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Percent, you seem so sweet. It's one hundred percent for
like who you are.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It is cool that you have an only fans like.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
You do. You're cool with it.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, I don't care about that. I'd never judge you
for that, you know.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
I mean, if you want to keep it a secrette
maybe you know, don't bring out the fancy stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
You were doing so well. This is just a moment.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
I like, what can I say?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, No, I'm sorry. I was so stupid. I was
just trying to do I danced in person, but you
guys can't see that. And it was supposed to be
a joke and I suck at that.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
But you rode a horse Jr.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
You did, Yeah, and she was amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I never would have done it if it wasn't for marine.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He was.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
It was you were my little You're my hero that day. Marine.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
This is great.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You guys are actually really cute.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
You are really sweet.
Speaker 13 (23:10):
Aaron and I and I do really like you, Marie.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Would you like to go on another date? Which they
are We'll pay for.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
It really yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, oh my gosh, please please say yes, Please say yes.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I swear already.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Whatever you said?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Great?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Stupid?
Speaker 9 (23:28):
All right?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
I've worn dresses with high right ques.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
But you think you're an intellectual?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia, and let's be today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Matthew,
What up, Matthew?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
How are you fantastic?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
All you have?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Great? Are you from across the pond?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
What? Uh? No?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
My mom is oh cool.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
On you?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I love that? Good for you?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, very funny.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Just a few little words and.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
In my when I speak, did you.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Grow up in America Land or did you grow up
a little bit in Britishville and then you moved over here?
When you were young.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
I'm actually one of raised in the Santa Fe to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, that's the accent I was picking up on totally
like I wasn't. I don't know why I said, British?
You know Santa what I'm getting?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do you sound just like you came from Santa Fe.
I watched Breaking Bad. They all have the same accent.
All right? You really trying to connect with you? You're
ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right? You ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Well, here we go. We see Victoria out of the
studio and while she's getting out of here, Matthew, you
have thirty seconds hands there as many questions as possible
if you don't know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, all right, sounds cool.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
All right, here we go, man, your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
What breed of dog is the fastest brown? Which is
the most abundant element in the universe?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
M A woman went?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
A woman went viral during an on the Streets interview
and was coined the Hawktua girl.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
What is her real name?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
What?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Bridgerton actor also starred in the movie Wicked, True or False?
Saltwater has a higher boiling point than purewater. Well, all right,
got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
If you had to get a forehead tattoo, what would
it be?
Speaker 9 (25:51):
A forehead tattoo?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, you had no choice. You have to get a
forehead tattoo. What are you putting on your forehead?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Probably two cats?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Two cat cat huh, like above your eyes or just
right in the middle of your forehead, right above my eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, either just like like like they're needing are you?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Are you a cat?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Daddy?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My headache? They'll be taking care of my in my headache,
right in my head.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm gonna assume. Yeah, do you have cats?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, I'm a cat person.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, daddy, I knew it. So funny, Victoria, if you
had to get a forehead tattoo, what would you get?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Either no regrets but spell it a little differently written
that regrets, thank you, or a crown.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
On your forehead. I'm always always a queen all the
way across your floord, or just be over one eyebrow
kind of tipped over one eyebrow a crooked one. Yeah,
all right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and you have to beat Matthew outright when Matthew,
(26:57):
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
All right, let's do this. Read ready, I think? Alright?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Three? One?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
What breed of dog is the fastest? Think? I don't know.
We'kind of read the dog pug. Wait? What what is
the most abundant element in the universe? Yikes? A diamond?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
A woman went viral during an on the Streets interview
and was coined the hawk to a girl.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
What is her real name? Haley something?
Speaker 8 (27:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Bridgerton actor also starred in the movie Wicked, Oh Hot?
True or false? Saltwater has a higher boiling carat than
pure water. How many players does an NFL team have
on their active roster?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Awkward?
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Sixty five? All right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard now and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby Matthew got one correct it
and Victoria got three. Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Entertainment question.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, let's get the answers now. With Nina.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Greyhounds are the fastest dog breed. Hydrogen is the most
abundant element in the universe. The woman that went viral
for being the hawk to a girl is Haley Welch.
Jonathan Bailey was in Bridgerton and the movie Wicked, and
it is true saltwater has a higher.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Boiling point than pure water. Interesting, Matthew, thank you very
much for playing. You're very welcome man.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, I have a good one and I do hope
you get that tattoo. I hope you do too.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I forgot I'll instagram it to you. Guys. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Un there's fifty three players on the you almost you
got pretty close Victoria sixty nine Yeah, verse Victoria at
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play, all you have to do is d
m us at the Jebel Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot comedy. It's time to Catch a Cheater only
on the Jubil. Lee is on the phone today for
(29:02):
to Catch a Cheater. And she's been dating her boyfriend
Tom for two years now, but all of a sudden
she thinks something's going on. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Lee. Sorry that you're going through this,
But what's up? Why do you think Tom might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (29:13):
First of all, he's just like a great guy, So
I just want to put that out there. I never
in a million years, but I think I Peepy cheating.
But I'm trying to stay calm and there's been too
many flags lately. A little background real quick. We met
in college, so like he's been following me around ever since.
(29:35):
He's a sweet, sweet guy and literally one of the
like one of those top notch guys who will drop
anything just to be there for me. You know. He
makes me feel special, like all the things, and honestly,
like it just all feels like a big switch in
my brain.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
And yeah, so basically, I.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I've been trying to keep myself in check, like really
considering all the other ways that men have cheating me
over the years, and he's not like that. And try
not to read into this because I don't know about you,
but like I've had a series of cheating, toxic men
and like Tom never giving me a pause to think that.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
But anyway, we don't we don't live together.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
We've been together for two years, but like at this
point we might as well, Like I'm always over at
his place, and.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
In the last few weeks, I've noticed a shift that
Tom hasn't been coming home as much as he used to,
or to my place as much as he used to,
Like he's just out more.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
And he's told me that he has like a lot.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Of work that he needs to get done and that
he'll call later, but like sometimes he doesn't even call
me at night. Oh, which is like it's a big switch,
I would say, like the norm has always been. He
used to call honestly, like sometimes call her text every hour,
and now it's like.
Speaker 13 (30:59):
Hard to get a hold of him. So that was
like the first bump.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah, And and then there's also this this thing where
he's just like saying he needs me time, and when
I call him out, I'm like not being around so much.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
And how does he say the me time thing, Like
is it like get off my back and need nice
about it? He's nice about it.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
It just seems to be happening a lot, happening a
lot lately, Like I idly, yeah, Like I'm not some
kind of monster, and I don't expect him to like
be there on the drop of a hat or you know,
every second every day, but it's just something that's new
and it's happening more consistently. So then one day, like
early last week, we went out for like a nice
(31:43):
little lunch at a cafe. And when I noticed him
get out to get the car, get out of the
car to get gas, I saw a hair tie on
the floorboard of this.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
That made my stomach drop.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
He works from home, he doesn't have friends, doesn't have
he doesn't like take coworkers, you know, he's not over
with coworkers places Like.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
I brought it up.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
I was like, hey, what's this like, trying to keep
my cool and be chill, and he like kind of stammered,
and he was.
Speaker 13 (32:16):
Like, it's nice. It's my sister's.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
And so it feels so iggy, like sharing this out
loud because I think I've been in denial about it,
like that has stuck with me. So I when I
went to throw I'm like laughing, like I can't, I
can't make this stuff up. I went to throw that
hair tie out and I noticed a receipt for like
a really nice restaurant that we have the two of
(32:41):
us have never been to, and that receipt like was
over one hundred dollars, looks like for a dinner for.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
Two, And that doesn't seem like me time to me,
you know.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
So when I saw you guys like the clip of
Cadgeteater on TikTok, I like my gut was.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Like I should just be emailing you guys for help.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Lee is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Tom might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and say that every month, we choose one lucky rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to Lee or
to somebody else. But first, Lee, why don't you catch
(33:23):
us up on your situation?
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Yeah, and Tom is a sweetheart. We've been together for
two years. We don't live together, but we spend a
lot of time with each other. And I recently noticed
a couple of things like him wanting more me time,
not not reaching out as much at nighttime, and I
found a girl's hairtie in a car that is definitely
not mine, and a repeat for a really expensive restaurant
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that we have not been to together.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah that hair tie and racipt definitely say yeah. All right,
are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Tom.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
Hi, Tom.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's lucky Winter.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. We're clapping
it up for you over here.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
What do I win?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Well, every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved
World apartments. So you've just won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
Wow. Yeah, that's crazy than you. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
So if you know who you want to send them
to right now, I'm prepared to do that over the phone.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
We can get it going now.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Great. The first thing I would need to be the
first and the last name of the person you'd like
to send the flowers too.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, it's Lea Lee, Yes, L E, L E I
G h okay and anything you want to put on
a card to Lee.
Speaker 15 (35:10):
Yeah, say I know that, I know I've been distant lately,
and these flowers are to say and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Okay, we should talk later.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
So I have some.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Things I need to confess.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I do love you.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Please know that I got that on there and great.
At this point, I'm going to have to let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a secondent called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think your significant other is cheating, you
see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend Lee
is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13 (35:51):
Are you kidding me here right now? Are you kidding
me right now?
Speaker 10 (35:54):
What?
Speaker 9 (35:54):
What are you?
Speaker 13 (35:55):
What is what is this message?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Nothing? Nothing? It's nothing bad, It's nothing, sad, it's o great.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
You want to what do you need to come sad?
What do you need to contest?
Speaker 15 (36:07):
It's not it's it's not it's not anything bad. It's
I promise you, it's it's I'm I'm I'm not cheating
on you.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Well, I found a hair tye. You remember when I
found a hairtye in the car and you're like, it's
your sisters. And it wasn't your sisters. I could tell,
I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
What is that?
Speaker 10 (36:25):
What was that?
Speaker 12 (36:28):
So?
Speaker 13 (36:28):
See, guess what?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Guess what?
Speaker 13 (36:30):
Guess what?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Tom?
Speaker 8 (36:30):
I found a receipt. I found your respect for your
fancy restaurant was like one hundred and fifty bucks somewhere.
Speaker 13 (36:36):
It was in the trash. So you're not even you're
being messy. You're messy right now?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
What is going on?
Speaker 13 (36:41):
Do you please just tell me.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Please listen to me. I'm I. I love you. I
love you so much. I would never cheat on you.
But you did, you did? I didn't.
Speaker 15 (36:55):
No, No, it's okay, okay. Look I I've been wanting
to move in with you for so long, and I
think that that is the next step that we should take.
And I it sounds, it sounds so stupid, but I've
been I don't. I don't feel good.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
That I don't. I don't make a whole lot of
money and you know that, and that like, I don't.
I don't feel good about that. I know you don't care,
but I don't.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (37:20):
I don't feel good. And I know that my knee
time has seen suss and it has been I've been
doing a lot of it. I and I am. I'm
so sorry. And yeah that the hairtie the receipt. Of course,
you think that I'm.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Cheating, but I'm literally I'm just ubering like I'm trying.
I'm trying to make extra cash, like I'm just I'm
trying to grind so we can afford an actual nice
place like I'm ubering.
Speaker 9 (37:46):
I'm uber eating. The hair tie is probably I had
to pick these drunk girls up the other night, and
they were there were too many people that they said,
I mean, the one of them had to sit in
the passenger seat. She kept stasting with my radio the
whole time.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Oh my good, Tom, I love you, Oh my god,
I mean you said, I'm like, that's what's dumb for
not telling me this in the first place.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
That part, I know.
Speaker 15 (38:16):
You need this, I don't.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
You know, I don't care how much money you make.
I'd rather have quality time with you. And first of all,
you've been honest about this stuff, and like the quality
time is stiff, killing you running around trying to make
ends meet, like killing yourself with work, Like I'm not
into that.
Speaker 13 (38:33):
You just oh my god, dude, are you serious?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
That's what?
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:41):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Why did you feel like you had to lie?
Speaker 10 (38:43):
Tom?
Speaker 13 (38:44):
Seriously?
Speaker 15 (38:46):
I thought that everything it would be easier when like
we finally talk about it and talk about moving in.
I thought it would just be easier if I had
everything ready to go already, that it didn't like wait
on it, it didn't have to be like.
Speaker 9 (39:00):
A long thing.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Well at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 13 (39:04):
Yeah, no, I'm I mean, I'm relieved about that.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
But honestly, Tom, I like you never like don't confessin
anything like that, like the way you wrote that note
on the flowers, like come on.
Speaker 13 (39:19):
Seriously, oh oh my god.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Because I received from one of the people in the
car not to put holes in your story, Tom, I
just just want to make sure we're clear.
Speaker 15 (39:29):
Probably, I like, they fly off all the crime, and
I've been trying to I mean like I have been
trying to cover it up.
Speaker 9 (39:35):
I've been trying to clean up my car.
Speaker 15 (39:37):
And make sure that nobody's there, but that's probably it's
probablys on in an order though I had to pick
up the other day.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
All right, well, yay, he's not cheating. Yeah. And also, Tom,
it sounds like you can stop doing uber eats and
ubering people places now. Oh my god, you.
Speaker 13 (39:54):
Are too much.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
I am.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
I honestly am relieved. I love you so much, Like,
please just be real with me. I'm like, yeah, I
can't wait to live with you too, Honey, They're.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Gonna live together.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I love you. The Jewel Shows is to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Be careful if you buy something online today it's the
Jewel Show because you could get scammed out of thousands
of dollars. There's a story going viral that's making international
headlines about how one guy bought something on Facebook marketplace,
and not only is the whole world talking about it,
but authorities had to issue a ridiculous warning for anybody
who buys anything online. Here's what happened, everybody does. That's
(40:33):
a thirty four year old man from Dusseldorf, Germany has
gone viral after losing forty seven thousand dollars in a
Facebook marketplace scam involving what was advertised as a military
grade invisible helicopter. What all right? This is his fault? Continue.
Police reports state that Klaus Richter, an IT consultant, responded
(40:56):
to an ad claiming the helicopter was developed in the
nineteen eighties by secret NATO program what it had been
declassified for quote civilian use. The seller assured Claus that
the choppers invisibility technology was why there were no photos
of the aircraft cloud and despite the lack of proof,
(41:17):
Coss transferred money via wire and even paid an additional
six thousand dollars for anti bird collision software the invisible helicopter.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
The person that posted this invisible helicopter is feeling really
good about themselves.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Right now, we're going over a story that's international where
a guy got scammed out of forty seven thousand dollars
on Facebook Marketplace and because of that, authorities have had
to issue a ridiculous warning for people who buy things
on Facebook, Marketplace and online. Will tell you what that
is in a second. But the seller promised to deliver
a special invisible hangar crate oo to his driveway. Oh okay,
(41:55):
did they catch this invisible people well. Neighbors later reported
seeing clause, pacing in his driveway for three days, waving
his arms around like an airport marshal, because if it's invisible,
when the crate never arrive, Klaus contacted police, who had
(42:16):
to explain that the air Wolf Stealth Copter three thousand
was not a real product. How do you not know
it's not a real product with that name Airwolf Stealth
Copter three thousand.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Wait, it was on Facebook marketplace. That should have given
it away all by itself.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
The story has gone international with cybercrime officials issuing this
warning if you can't see it, can't touch it, and
the seller explains that it's because it's invisible, it's a scam.
Don't buy it.
Speaker 11 (42:42):
Okay, Well, the original listing and if he had like
the right paperwork, I could see where you could start
to believe it a little bit because the military classifies
a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
But then the more he gets into it, I can
see like that, Why would they put it on Facebook
marketplace like that?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Is another good way?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Would just say, let's just pretend that invisible things do exist.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
If it's military grade, they're not going to be putting
it on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
It's going to be like in the Bermuda Triangle or somebody,
you know what I mean, like not there. Interpol even
had to issue an alert about a quote unquote phantom
aircraft scam spreading across the Europe, with reports of buyers
in Spain and Italy being duped into paying for other
invisible vehicles, so not flitting submarines in a space shuttley.
(43:28):
I would want to buy an invisible space shuttle on
Facebook marketplace, Yeah, well, I guess there really is a
market for those that are just gonna get got. It's
just just what it is. Because of that, people are
also sharing things that they've got on Facebook marketplace that
were ridiculous. Somebody bought a drawing of Jennifer Lopez. Oh
these are real things. They didn't get duped like, they
actually got them. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
It was advertised as a picture of Jennifer Lopez that
was signed, but it was a drawing. Oh nice, a
picture of Jennifer Lopez and colored in crayon. Wow, I
feel like that does not look like it's a one
of a kind piece of arts. Somebody else paid six
hundred dollars for a craft onion bits barbecue sauce onion bits. Yeah,
(44:10):
craft onion bits barbecue sauce, and they said it was
because it was like a collector's item in a classic.
So somebody paid six hundred bucks for that crack barbecue sauce.
I guess if you can collect sauces, that would be
one you'd want in your collection.
Speaker 13 (44:23):
You can just go to the store and buy it.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Not if it's a collector's item, it's not. Yeah, I'm
totally buy this. Somebody texted in a four one to
six one and said they paid one thousand dollars for
an olive garden sign. Okay. I didn't say where they
got the sign, the person they bought it from, but
it's neon.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
If the res all garden, yeah, probably close down story, okay,
red sticking.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Somebody else texted in at four one six one and
said they paid six hundred and fifty dollars for a
stainless steel prison toilet. Oh, why, that's actually interesting. How
much do they spend against sex? Hundred fifty bucks? I'm
blacked out cheap? Yeah that is not that bad. Why
would you want that? I don't know, It's like it's
another conversation piece.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I can just like picture somebody's like dungeon of a
basement and they're like, look I have down here or
just in.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
The middle of your living room. It's like the special chair.
Oh okay, give us three minutes and we'll give you
everything you need to know for the day. With Nina's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
There's a new hot exercise trend and it's called running
on all fours.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Actually it's not what it's called, that's just what it is.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
So it's called quad robics. That's what quad a roobics.
A personal trainer says. It's all about primal movement, and
it's becoming more popular because people are craving more functional, holistic,
and playful ways to move. Now they're talking about not
just walking on all fours, jumping running. I don't feel
like that's good on your disco.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
It's like a biometric push up kind of you know,
they're good for you. What well have you ever done
like bear crawls, like you know, for your absence basically
what you were describing exactly.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
And so sometimes I don't know about you, but if
I'm in like a bear crawl position, if I try
to jump like that, I feel like I'm gonna really
hurt my wrists or like my own something.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
I don't think. I don't know. I don't think so. Well,
maybe because my opper body is not as strong as yours.
I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Yeah, I mean
it works. It works. I mean it's not like their
new moves, you know. But this person calling them primal,
they're primary. It's because I'm like a bear, you know
what I mean, Like I just roll around on all
fours and I eat all kinds of meat that I
(46:23):
killed myself in the woods with my own mouth. Oh
he's one of those dudes. I'm sure he called a
quad aerobics. It's aerobics for the real man. I was
doing the research about like brainy stuff and like you know,
human DNA stuff, and like we were basically bears before,
so I'm doing this one. We're like we just bears
(46:43):
and we primal it out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
You imagine walking into a workout class with people at
people on all fours.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I would not I think this is quad robics. I
would think something is going on. It's like a one
on one entry level class to that kind of stuff.
Don't get me wrong, I'm completely into bro science, you
know what I mean. Like I like to work out stuff,
and I watch all the video I watch a lot
of the videos with the bro Science. But it is
funny sometimes how these guys get to their conclusions about things. Well,
it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
If you do decide to try quad arobics, just be
safe and careful so you don't hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (47:22):
I have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Hey, what is it?
Speaker 9 (47:26):
All right?
Speaker 10 (47:26):
So recently I decided to do something behind my husband's back.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
It's not a terrible bad thing.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
Don't don't go there with your thoughts like it's It's
just something.
Speaker 10 (47:34):
For myself that I really wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Here, Okay is it?
Speaker 6 (47:38):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Yeah? So, well, you know, I grew up a dancer
and I did some gymnastics here and there, but I've
never done pole dancing.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh it's hard.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Became a stripper.
Speaker 10 (47:47):
Oh no, I can't buy it, and he'll see it,
but I will once if I tell him, I will
definitely buy one for my garage.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
But for now, I have to go to the studio
and I have to take these classes.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
And I've been going to a bunch of yeah, really good.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
I am good, guys.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
Night.
Speaker 12 (48:09):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 10 (48:10):
Listen is a sport, like you know, I know how
it's seen, and I'm sure my husband won't like it either,
but it is hard.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Why wouldn't he like it? It's a dance class.
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Well, the thing is that he's he's gonna take it
the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I know him, You're gonna take you the wrong way.
How you think he'll take it, Well, she's.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
Gonna first think that I'm like, first of.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
All, lying to him and doing something behind his back.
Speaker 10 (48:31):
So that must mean that I'm most lying about something else,
you know, And so he's gonna think I'm probably cheating
on him and I'm doing these pull dancing classes because
I'm dancing for some other guy or something. And then
he's gonna be like, oh, well, you know, like we
don't have money for that. It's gonna bring money into it.
And so you know, I don't feel like I don't
feel guilty about it.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
I just can't tell him about it. But the thing
is that I'm calling you guys because it got it
got worse. So you know, the first month I was there,
I had a good class pass thing so like I
was only paying like half of the price, and then
now that I have to pay full price, they're giving
me another promotion. But the promotion is that I have
to sign somebody up and then they'll like discount me
(49:14):
for the classes for the package.
Speaker 9 (49:16):
I didn't really think.
Speaker 10 (49:17):
Of anybody as too fast. But the first person who.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Came to my head was his mom, my mother in law.
Speaker 10 (49:22):
You know, I've just seen her that morning, so I
don't know why she popped in my mind, and I
was like, oh, just put her name down, not thinking
too much into that, Like I thought they just needed
a name or an email, you know how they are.
And then what ended up happening is that they ended
up calling her and giving her the whole like come
on in, like we you're gonna be comfortable, you're gonna
(49:43):
love this.
Speaker 9 (49:43):
We're gonna make you love it.
Speaker 10 (49:44):
And she actually showed up to my class this week. Yeah.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I mean, she is not
like older, like she's fairly young still, so you know,
she's she's in good shape, and I was surprised, you know,
she walked right in there and she started doing the exercises,
and you know, I talked to her. We laughed about it,
and she's like, oh, I've been meaning to ask you
(50:06):
about your bruises.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
And I'm like, oh, because I.
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Don't have a few bruises on my legs. And so
she was worried about that part, but I told her
other than nation will be fine. I'll help her out
since I already have a month over her. And like
she's been doing good, I'm so empressed, Like she she's
got this.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
You guys should invite him to your recital. Oh, I
was just thinking they could do it for the holidays,
you know, Christmas perform. Oh yeah, you and his mom
do a little strip tea? Yeah, yeah, yeah great. Yeah,
thanks for telling us, you dirty little secret? Yeah, what's
your dirty little secret? Text shoebol so four one oh
(50:42):
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