The Full Jubal Show from December 17th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How does scrolling on your phone turn into a sixty
thousand dollars fine and a federal lockdown? I'm about to
tell you because one man is making international headlines today
because of a crazy situation that happened when he was
innocently scrolling on his phone. It's out of cedar rapids, Iowa,
here's a story, innocent. What started as a casual afternoon
of scrolling through TikTok turned into a sixty thousand dollars

(00:22):
disaster and a temporary federal lockdown for one unlucky man now.
Thirty four year old Tyler Benchley was reportedly seated in
his car on his lunch break outside of a federal
courthouse when he became engrossed in a TikTok rabbit hole,
allegedly unaware that his phone's front facing camera was reflecting
light directly into the window of a nearby judge's office.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh oh, okay oh.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
A federal employee noticed the glint of light coming through
the window and claimed to see what looked like a
long cylindrical object in Tyler's hand. Within minutes, a code
gray was called, evacuating the entire building.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Wait, what did they think it was? A gun.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh no, there was light reflecting off of his phone
into the judge's window. Got it, and then somebody saw
him in the car and thought he was holding a weapon. Oh,
Tyler said, I was literally just watching a guy teaching
a goose how to skateboard. Police arrived to find him

(01:20):
fully reclined in his driver's seat, watching a twelve minute
conspiracy theory video about how government secretly control the weather.
What made the situation worse was he also had an
unopened package and his passenger seat labeled Doomsday Spice Sampler,
a novelty hot sauce kit from Etsy that you could buy.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
This guy is not helping himself.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
When it has to exit the vehicle, Tyler emerged holding
a half eaten brito and very confused. He was detained
for seven hours and the federal building was locked down.
No charge were filed, but now he's banned from parking
within five hundred feet of any government building while using.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
TikTok on supervised Okay, fault because they thought it was
something that it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I am so embarrassed. Now they're like, well, we'll ban
him anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's just because inconvenience tests I've had TikTok on supervised,
so you can park within five hundred feet offs somebody
supervised and will.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
He use this TikTok It's so wild.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Also, they've released a new study on the states that
scroll the most on their phones, measured in miles.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh yike, so how much you scroll?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
But then they converted it to the distance that you
would move through while you're scrolling.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, I think Victoria would go the farthest. What is the.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Number one place? Will tell you in just a second.
But Washington was second with one hundred and eight point
two miles scrolled on their phone. Why, followed by Kentucky,
which scrolls about one hundred and five miles.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's beautiful. Don't you want to look at the mountain
on your phone?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
You do?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Missouri one hundred and two miles per day. New Mexico
puts about ninety six miles on their phone per day.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh well, also all the red rocks and like, I mean,
all these places have beautiful things to look at if
you just opened your eyes, well not all the Overall,
the average Americans spend six hours and thirty five minutes
per day on their phone.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Holy Cow, which adds up to two thousand, four dre
and three hours annually.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know when I've been scrolling too long when I
start to feel nauseous. I don't know if this.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ever happens to you, but yeah, if I'm looking at
my screen for too long, I start to get really nauseous,
and that happens, and I'm like, oh, I better put
my phone down.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
My finger's hurt and I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think I went too hardcrolling where you're feeling nauseous,
I think not that long. My body just has a
like whatever you call it, doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It says the average person that checks their device fifty
eight times per day.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I believe that.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, I would too, because you're checking, Like, if you
get any kind of ping, especially with notifications on, you're
gonna check your phone. But does that count what's scrolling? Yeah,
it's part of checking your phone.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
According to their data, the state that scrolls the farthest
is Arizona. People on Arizona scroll one hundred and fifteen
point four miles.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Wow, what are they loo can have? This is going
to sound really messed up, But I found this new
hole that I like to go on. So I wonder
if they look at it too. But it's like rush
talk or something like that, where all the sororities, like
do these really advanced like almost like cheers like dans
and yeah, Like when I was in college we did
door chance, we didn't have TikTok, So now watching this
on TikTok, I'll watch it all day long.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
And a lot of the.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Colleges are in Arizona, so I'm wondering if they're all
watching the them do flips and like woo.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't scroll very often on my phone. I actually
rarely scroll. I never scroll, actually, but I did find
one video the other day that got me for a
little bok. It was this one dude doing voiceovers of
a monkey, and it was hilarious.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Watching it.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It was so funny. I'm like, all right, I get
how people get locked into this. It's another Jebile phone
frame morning on the twenties.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Hello, mister Sam.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Uh Yes, this is Sam.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah, yeah, Hi. My name is Trevor.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oka.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
And so we haven't met.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
Yeah, you know, because like you're the president of the
company and stuff. Like I work under Tricia, who is
handling the big proposal that we have for the client tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Okay, that's fine. So what do you need?

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Well, I was calling to go over some things because
like I want to make sure we do a good job,
because Trisha is saying that this is like helly important,
and so like she put me.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah, that's great, you know, but Tricia can probably help
you with whatever you need, so you should probably be
calling her.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Okay, Well, I'm new to this whole process, and so,
like I never worked like a corporate type job before,
and so like I didn't know who to call, but
she told me.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
To take Trevor. Well, thank you. I'm actually busy here.
So so you need to, you know, get in touch
with Tricia or somebody else on your team that can
help you.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
I'm sorry to call you on your cell phone, you know,
because like I looked up in the company directory phone
number and I just figured I would go to the
top to run this idea by because she told me
that I was interesting.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
You don't you don't need to do that. Thank you.
I appreciate your thought, but no, you can, just like
I said, get in touch with Tricia and she'll be
able to help you out.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Can I just run the performance by?

Speaker 7 (06:16):
You run the performance by me, what do you mean?

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Well, she told me that I needed to come up
with like a performance review for the meeting to give
the clients.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
But what do you mean a performance review? A performance
review for who?

Speaker 10 (06:33):
Well?

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Like, so she said that we need to tell them
like how we perform.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
You know, I don't understand like what you're asking. If
you will, if you have a quick question, like, I'd
be happy to help you, but otherwise you need to
really get in touch with Tricia.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Do we have any fog machines?

Speaker 7 (06:49):
No, we don't have a fog machine. I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
We said, though, Okay, so my job for this big
client meeting that we have tomorrow because I know you're
gonna be there, And she's said that I need to
come up with like things that show our performance. And
so I created like a really good concept, but I
need fog machines and some lighting. And I figured, would

(07:12):
you be willing to sing a little bit?

Speaker 11 (07:15):
Sing?

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Why are you asking me to sing?

Speaker 8 (07:17):
Well, because like you're the president of the company, you know,
and like I figured you could play on the man,
not the singer.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
What does singing have to do with this meeting?

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Well, because she said I was in charge of coming
up with like how we perform?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
So okay, but what do they have to do with singing?
It sounds like you want to make you have you
do a simple report, not some freaking jingle.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
So I came up with like a whole performance that
I was wondering if you could dance and stuff.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
No, that's not that ki oh my god, that is
not what she meant by performance. Sorry, I'm really trying.
I understand your new driver. I appreciate it, but this
is not a performance that think Tricia had in mind
when she spoke to you.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
So it would be like they would be in the
boardroom ready for the meeting, the meeting room, and then
the door would open and then like fog and lights
would come on, and then you would come in and
it'd be like, no.

Speaker 12 (08:12):
I'm not necessary two three, four.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Let us design your new website. We got Tom he
could do it right. Your company deserves the best, And
I must confess, are.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
You kidding me right now?

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Is this a game to you?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well?

Speaker 6 (08:29):
No, it's a performance.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
No, it's not a performance.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
I don't know what kind of tempig eaty they found.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
You from, but this is a joke. Okay, this is
the biggest meeting of the year and don't got time
for your stupid little games. All right, So now hang
up the phone.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
I'm gonna go speak to Tricia.

Speaker 11 (08:46):
Why am I even dogging to.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
You, Well, it's because Tricia wanted me to call you.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Because this is actually Gebel from the Jubbil Show doing
a phone rank on you.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
You know what, you just called me. I guarantee you
that you already told me you looked my name up
in the directory like someone.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, she you wanted me to do a brank phone
call on you because you guys have this huge meeting tomorrow,
and she wanted you to know that it's all taken
care of. It's Double from the Jewel Show doing a
phone break on you.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
I just got it was so insane. I was like,
where in the heck did they get this moron from?

Speaker 13 (09:15):
Like wake up every morning with double phone breaks? We say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
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called ear seating. Ear Seating is a new practice from
traditional Chinese medicine that helps your mental health, It helps
reduce pain, it can even help with your allergies. So
I wrought this up because there are two people in
this room that have been suffering.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Great zoria and me.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
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a jewel, but it kind of looks like a little
like a bead. And so because it's there, the actual
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Speaker 3 (10:01):
They actually don't ask me to say that.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
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in Chinese medicine for a while. So ear seating is
now trending though, and it's making its moves all around
because it's a cute little gadget that can help a
digestion and it can help with all of the things.
So if a miracle accessory can help save your life,
like why not even back pain?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
So you gotta put an ear on ear? Oh yeah,
so it is kind of like what do you call it?
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Pressure?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
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lot of points on your ear. Actually there's stuff that
you can push on your ear that helps with your metabolism,
also the way that you massage it. So I don't know,
I'm not superhversed in this, but it sounds really interesting
and you've got nothing to lose by just putting a
little ceramic bead with an eesef on your ear.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's cute and makes you feel good. I'll sting your
ear now.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
The type of friend, we all have different types of friends,
but the air and friend is having its moment. You
know that one friend that you don't have to like
do anything with other than like go to tar or
get or get coffee, Like you don't have to get drinks.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Some friends are just your party friends.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, and then you have some friends that you can
actually go on Errand's with and it's fun and it
doesn't feel like a chore. That type of friend is
having its moment. If you are that friend, it is
your time you stand up and say I am that
Aaron friend. You want to go get groceries, I'll come
with you to get that apple, and then you are
the best friend. That's what people want right now. They
want people that can genuinely enjoy their company while doing

(11:25):
things they don't want to do. You should always have
enfolding lawn friends like that, you should, I know, right,
it seems like it's kind of common sense, But I
don't feel like I've always had those kind of friends really,
m because my friends always wanted to turn up.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Now finally, if they're like your.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Real friends, they'll want to like turn up, but also
they'll want to do other stuff with you.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, they'll say that's boring. Yeah, I guess I'm not
that friend. Because someone's like, Hey, I'm gonna you want
to come over while I fold laundry and be like
just call me after the laundry. You want to go
head come over after you're done with that. I know,
and chores right now, I don't want to sit here
awkwardly while you do your chores.

Speaker 13 (11:56):
Well you watch, that's why they do their chores.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
But like you're like, hey, now with the kind of
also age, because I feel that way too, Jui, I
don't really want to be there for that.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Call me after you're not busy?

Speaker 13 (12:07):
Why is this with them?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like you want to come over while I get a
shower and do my hair and then we no, just
tell me. When you're done, I'm saying out, I'll say I.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Have lundry, I need to fold. I guess I could
do that while you're doing yours over here.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
You can you can call and put it on on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
What we've learned here is Victoria is the Aaron that friend.
You're the friend, man. This is your moment.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I got you for everything. That's what's trending. It's time
to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Tubile Show.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Grayson is on the phone today for to Catch Cheater
and he's been married to.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
His wife Everly for five years, but now he thinks
something might be going on. So we'll see if you
can help him out.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Grayson, I'm sorry're in the spot man, what's up? What's
going on with your wife? Why do you think she's cheating?

Speaker 11 (12:51):
Like, like just recently she's cheaged.

Speaker 12 (12:55):
She's on the laptop a lot more, she's on the
phone a lot more. And this is like late at night,
and you're like, like not even in the living room,
Like she'll go to like our office to the side
and she'll be in there on the computer or or
you know, or on her phone.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Is she working though? Like it sounds like does she
take on new responsibilities. No, I mean as far as
I know. No, Okay, she has got a raise or
anything like that.

Speaker 12 (13:21):
But that's the other thing is that when she is,
you know, you know, in the same room, I'll see
her look at her phone and she'll laugh at something
and I'll say, oh, you know, what's up, and She's like, oh, nothing, okay.
And there and there was one time, uh, she had
her phone down and I just saw a notification pop
up and it was all I saw was the contact

(13:42):
and the contact was E, you know, the letter E
and a heart emoji. Oh, and that's why that's why
I asked. I was like, hey, who you know, who's that?
And she she just kind of brush it off. She said,
it's you know, it's a co worker.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I'm alorry, I don't have a heart next to your names?
You No, I should, I guess.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, that would probably be like that's a little weird,
like that is kind of strange for a coworker.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (14:10):
So like so that like the time that she's spending
away and laughing and not you know, being completely open
about everything that the heart And then I have noticed
she's she's dressing up okay, like I mean like like
looking nice. I mean she she she works at home.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh so there's not a whole.

Speaker 14 (14:29):
Lot of reason to be dressing up.

Speaker 12 (14:30):
But she's like sny years i've known her, she's she's
always been like, you know, miss casual.

Speaker 11 (14:36):
That's it.

Speaker 12 (14:37):
And to see like, oh, you're you're starting to like
dress with what is It's just it's all of this
put together. Yeah, it's It kind of tipped me over
to the point of just like, Okay, we need to
we need to do something.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Have you asked her about any of this stuff?

Speaker 12 (14:54):
Well, like I said, when I saw the e with
the heart and I said, oh, you know who's that?
And I'm trying to keep it super low and she
said coworkers. So I'm like, okay, well that's her answer.
I don't want to accuse her and just say you're lying.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, right.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I was just thinking like when she's dressed up, if
you're like, hey, babe, you going somewhere today, like who
are you gonna see? Because if she's working at home,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
That is weird.

Speaker 14 (15:16):
It's just at all, you know.

Speaker 12 (15:17):
I just felt like like dressing up, which you know
every once in a while, sure, but.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Like it's a lot.

Speaker 11 (15:22):
Yeah, lately, like three or four times a week.

Speaker 12 (15:25):
Huh, She's never been this way before.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
If you're just joining us for today's to catch a
cheat her, Grayson is on the phone and he thinks
that his wife of five years, Everly, might be cheating.
So in a second, we're gonna call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member at and say that every single month, we
choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
If she sends those to Grayson or to somebody else. Grayson.
Before we do that, though, why don't you catch us
up on your situation.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
We've been married for five years, and lately she's spend
a lot of time on her phone and her laptop,
and she's not really sharing who she's talking with. I
saw a contact on her phone that then he and
the heart. She said it was a co worker and
and and she's just been like dressing up way more
than she ever has in you know, the past seven

(16:16):
years I've known her. And she works, yeah, yeah, she
and she works at home. So I means all Stein's
points like she's hiding something, and I'm I'm I hope
she isn't.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
But are you ready for us to try and see
if we can catch her if she is?

Speaker 11 (16:32):
I mean yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Okay, here we go. I want a dollar number right now?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Okay, okay, Hello, Hey, this is Corble calling from I
was looking for our rewards card.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Remember named Everley?

Speaker 11 (16:59):
Oh yeah, Hi, that's me, Hi Everly.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 11 (17:07):
Yay. I didn't expect that. What is that in film? Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well, maybe you didn't know this, but every single month,
we choose one rewards card member to say thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer by gifting
them thirty six long stimmered roses, a box of candy
or chocolates, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you want from our new and improved floor department.

Speaker 11 (17:26):
Oh wow, well, yay, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
How works is this? If you know who you want
to send them to, I can take the information over
the phone. So the first thing I would need would
be the first and last name of the person you
want to send them to and then we'll get what
do you want to put on a card if there's anything,
and then we'll get the address.

Speaker 11 (17:43):
Okay, let's deliver it to Evan.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay, Evan and the last name on that and then
do you want to put anything on a card to Evan?

Speaker 11 (17:57):
Sure? Hm? Thank here? Okay? How about every moment with you?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
It feels like magic and I can't wait until we
can finally be together.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Love you e Okay, got that? And now I will
let you know that.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Your husband, Grayson is on the phone listening and probably
ask some questions because.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
This is actually the Junia Show.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's a radio show, and we do a second call
to catch a cheater where we see who you send
flowers to. And your husband had some questions, so he
wanted to see you you'd send them to Grayson.

Speaker 11 (18:34):
Who is Grayson? Why would you call a radio show
instead of talking to me?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Who is Evan?

Speaker 11 (18:50):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (18:51):
He's someone that I met through a work for him online?
And what yeah, Loo, we I started this.

Speaker 11 (19:03):
I guess I'll just be honest.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
This is a little embarrassing doing this of our radio
cholens of just talking to you.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, your husband told us that he has tried talking
to you about it, and you told him that he
was just a coworker and kind.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Of laughed it off but wouldn't really address his concerns.

Speaker 10 (19:18):
Yeah, I guess I made this because he's never asked
me outright, and uh, I.

Speaker 11 (19:25):
Know how to tell.

Speaker 10 (19:27):
I'd tell you Grayson that I had been unhappy because
you know, you're always busy with work, you always have
other priorities other than me, and over time that can
really take a full Uh.

Speaker 14 (19:39):
Why why why?

Speaker 11 (19:40):
Why why didn't you Why didn't you come to me? Why?
Why did Why couldn't you just come to me?

Speaker 12 (19:46):
If you're going behind my back?

Speaker 11 (19:48):
And you know.

Speaker 10 (19:52):
I don't know, I'm sorry, It's is it's so hard
to tell somebody I never planned.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Something like this, you know, So, I mean, how do
I go to and just say this, you know, give
it would have been it would have been better than that.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
Then then then then what you're with Evan and Evan
in my life?

Speaker 11 (20:09):
Now, I know you're You're right, you know it's we've.

Speaker 10 (20:18):
Gotten closer emotionally over time, and you know I haven't
been as close to you physically.

Speaker 11 (20:24):
Because I have been with Evan.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
You know, might as well, just like for man it
off now and tell you everything since we're here.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
How long has it been going on everly? O?

Speaker 11 (20:37):
God, it's been a while.

Speaker 10 (20:40):
I would say, probably about I don't know, maybe seven
eight months long?

Speaker 14 (20:48):
Eight months?

Speaker 11 (20:49):
Eight months?

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Is somebody I'm more serious about? You know, I can't
just it. It's complicated, you know? Is this is this
really happens? This is real?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Right?

Speaker 11 (21:03):
This is real? This is happening. I wish Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Are you trying to work things out with Grayson now
that this is out in the open, or you think
you're leaning more towards being with Evan?

Speaker 11 (21:14):
Oh my god, I'm so torn. I'm not sure.

Speaker 12 (21:19):
I can't possibly see any future on how on how
this would work? Eight months? Eight months you've been lying
to me every day. Now you can't you can't come
back from that? Are you what?

Speaker 11 (21:35):
No?

Speaker 10 (21:35):
No, No, I don't know if I want to come
back to I'm not sure if I even want to
come back to it.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
We've lost it a long time ago. Well you otherwise
it don't.

Speaker 14 (21:43):
Even ever happen now you don't have the option.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Don't sound like it sounds like you've lost it and
instead of talking to Grayson, you decided to cheat on him.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
I don't know, if anything, I don't know. There's no
way around it. Really, I know that my feelings Evan,
We're serious.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
You know.

Speaker 11 (22:03):
I wouldn't have just done this for just you know,
for just anyone.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Well, whatever your reason is, you're here now, Grayson. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 10 (22:12):
No U.

Speaker 12 (22:17):
Eight months.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
I never thought we would be here either, you know,
but I've been neglected for a very long time.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Cheat.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
Look, I don't know who you guys are, and I
don't need the judgment right now. This is already enough
on me. Grayson. We will talk about this later, but
as of right now, I really don't need the extra
judgment and I am going.

Speaker 11 (22:37):
To go.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Grayson. She hung up. Man, I'm sorry. Well, I know,
do you have friends or anywhere you can go right now? Family?

Speaker 12 (22:51):
I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah,
I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, I can talk to it. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna. It's gonna it will be I'll be okay.
It's better to know than not know, and it's stuck.
But but yeah, it's good, it'll it will be good.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
They will Yeah, all right, man, we'll take care keep
in touch with us if you need anything.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
All right, Okay, don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 15 (23:19):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

Speaker 15 (23:24):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia, and let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Ashley.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
What's up, Ashley?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
How are you fabulous?

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Thank you for asking?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Are you as cute as you sound? You're just a
little button.

Speaker 11 (23:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'm still doing fore with you that you're not laying me.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
That was Nina, but I like the added So you
go walk the floor with Victoria.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Huh Yeah, it's like the sweet innocent sound that your
voices and the after.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'm starting the floor. Yeah, those are the scariest people.
I'm not mad.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
All right, we're gonna see Victoria out of the studio
and while she's leaving, Ashley. The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria
has to beat you outright to wain. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Ashley, your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Who famously said catch me outside? How about that?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Which country has the tallest people on average?

Speaker 11 (24:46):
Another one?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Which is faster the speed of light or the speed
of sound?

Speaker 11 (24:52):
Speed of light?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
What part of your body helps you keep your balance?
Which actress starred in the controversial American Eagles gene Adjeene.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Said, oh, Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
I got that in.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff, Ashley,
here's a question for you. What cereal mascot do you
think would be the main face on a Cereal Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 16 (25:22):
Yeah, my wife and I were, after having this debate
the other day, really not gonna lie.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
There's a wolf?

Speaker 16 (25:30):
Yes, okay, so I know we might have been smoking
some four twenty anyways.

Speaker 17 (25:35):
Yes, So I.

Speaker 16 (25:37):
Made some peanut butter cookies and I'm like, let's make
some extra teenie so we can eat them as cereal.
And then we were like, well, who would be a
better president? So I was like, well, there's this gray
wolf on the cookie. Cereal and I don't know his name.

Speaker 14 (25:51):
I don't know the name of the cereal, but that's
him right.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
There, gray Wolf.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I mean I would figure it be a popular one
like Captain crunch Hey, Count Tacula like that. But you
say the gray Wolf from whatever weird cereal you were eating.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wolf Cereal cookie crisps, that's Cereal. I don't know the
name of the wolf though, I didn't know there was
a wolf.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, dude, I know, to Victoria, what cereal mascot do
you think would be the main face on a Cereal
Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 5 (26:17):
I'm not When you said cereal, I thought even like
just like a like a cereal person, like not like
the cereal you eat, like you think of like a
cereal or something.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, I was very confused to say, like breakfast cereal.
Yeah that makes more sense. No murderers, maybe.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
The tiger then no, no, no, the guy from Rice
Foos petreats.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Those are the snap, crackle and pop. Yeah, get those
are those little guys, Tony, the tiger is the tiger.

Speaker 13 (26:47):
Yeah, I'm my bad.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
My cereals are all mixed.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
What about who can't samn from the bee from Cheerios.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Nobody cares about that bee. Yeah, they do hunt Cheerios
man brother Cereal. Yeah, but nobody thinks of the bee.

Speaker 16 (27:00):
I think it would be I mean, I do, I
would get his tattoo.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, hey, all.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Right, here you go, Victoria thirty seconds ans. There's many
questions as possible. If you don't know. When I don't know,
just say pass and you have to beat Ashley. I'll
right to win, and Ashley you can tell Victoria want
to go day I forgot yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Okay, who famously said catch me outside? How about that?

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Uh see, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Okay, which country has the tallest people on average? I know,
I don't know that either. Which is as the speed
of light or the speed of sound?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Light?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
What part of your body helps you keep your balance?
None of it? Which?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
After I start in the controversial American Eagles jeans, ad
excuse me? What is the unit for measuring electric power?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Dang it?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah, I don't know?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
All the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Our social media producer Gabby Ashley got three correct, Victoria
got to actually can congratulations Victoria, Flora, Yes you did Okay,
I didn't do anything wrong. I was just giving you
the question.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Let's get the answers now with Nina, the person that
famously said catch me outside. How about that during a
Doctor Phil episode, is bad does? Does she go by bad Baby?
But it's spelled bad Bobby. It's got baby, bad Baby.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Danielle brool, Oh, why you said it?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Keep Remember that's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
You're just gonna fight everybody in the audience.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Gonna fight everybody in the audience. Oh, Danielle, what are
you thinking? That's really good? How many times did you
play that on the radio.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
The country with the tallest people on average is the Netherlands.
Their average height is five nine. The speed of light
is faster than the speed of sound. The inner ear
is actually the part of your body that helps keep
your balance. So like when people get what's that one vertigo,
that's when they inside of your ears off and you're
just like off balance. Sidney Sweeney is the actress that

(29:04):
started in the controversial American Eagles jeans ad and the
unit for measuring electric power.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Is what ah Dang?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
It first.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
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Speaker 1 (29:18):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah,
you count down all the way to the number one
first day follow up that you voted on. Hannah is
on the phone today for a first day follow ups.
She's getting ghosted by a dude named Luke. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call him and see if
you'll tell us why is ghostinger? But first, Hannah, how
long has it been sis you heard from Luke?

Speaker 11 (29:39):
It's been about a week.

Speaker 17 (29:41):
I texted them a couple of times, but not saying
just radio silence.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Really, so did you feel like you were going to
hear from him?

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Was the date good?

Speaker 14 (29:51):
No?

Speaker 17 (29:52):
No, it's so weird because he was texting me right
after the date like that was fun.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
We should do it again?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
And now poof absolutely nothing. Why don't you can you
tell us about the day?

Speaker 11 (30:01):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (30:02):
Okay, So here's the deal. But we went on for Sushie,
which I love.

Speaker 9 (30:06):
I thought it was.

Speaker 17 (30:07):
A super solid start. He even let me pick out
the restaurant, which was cool. I didn't think that a
guy who doesn't like grawfish would suggest sushi but cool.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
We ended up ordering way too much food.

Speaker 11 (30:22):
It was.

Speaker 17 (30:23):
It was kind of a mess that we were both
just like cracking jokes about it, especially when he nearly
flung a piece of sashimi across the table drying to
use the classics.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Yeah, it was cute. So afterwards we went for a walk.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Which was really sweet.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
It was kill low key, and it just felt like.

Speaker 14 (30:42):
We were on the same wavelengths, you.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Know, yeah, slinging sushi and you know, sweet conversation.

Speaker 17 (30:50):
So why do you think, oh man, Honestly, I like,
I don't know, because I.

Speaker 14 (30:56):
Thought it went really really great. There was just like
something out him.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
He was so funny. But maybe I.

Speaker 17 (31:03):
Messed up when I paid for dinner behind us back.
But bill was just way more than we expected, and
I had ordered a really fancy sack and wag you advertiser.
I thought he was thinking about it and I felt bad.
So when he got up to use the bathroom, I
just went ahead and paid for the whole thing.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
So when he came back, I told him it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
A big deal.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I'd marry you.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Like a reason to go through it, all right?

Speaker 17 (31:34):
I mean, I cant af florid it, but he seemed
like trying to irritated. He kept saying, you know, I
could have paid for that, and I tried to explain
that it didn't mean anything. I just felt guilty for
ordering the expensive stuff like unconsciously. But maybe he thought
that I was implying that he couldn't afford it or something.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
I meet it like that.

Speaker 17 (31:55):
I was just trying to do something nice. But now
I'm wondering if it like came off totally wrong.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well did he say thank you?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Did like aside from the fact that he's like I
could pay for it too, Was he appreciative of it?

Speaker 17 (32:08):
No, he did just like just like shift a divide,
like a little bit, but like not enough to but
we still were planning on and yet again we both
had talked about how it was fun.

Speaker 14 (32:19):
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Maybe it's one of those weird old school type of things,
you know, where it's like a guy's got to pay.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Or something, or maybe he didn't even have the option
because you did it behind his back too.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
For whatever reason. Again, like ju Will said, I would
marry you, right.

Speaker 17 (32:36):
I mean a girl who can take care of herself.

Speaker 11 (32:38):
What's what's there not to right right.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
You need to date a new school dude who use
you for everything? You're word.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Phrase differently if you're just joining us for today's first date.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Follow up.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Hannah is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Luke.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
another date. But first, Hannah, why don't you refresh our
memory on your date?

Speaker 17 (33:03):
Okay, we went out for this super fun sushi day,
but I ended up paying at the end because I
thought i'd order two extensive things. So I'm I'm worried
if that's why he disappeared.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I could see some guy being like I don't want
to go out with you again because you wouldn't let
me pay.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I could actually see.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
That well, because he's probably like if he's thinking like okay,
well what do I have to bring to the table,
or like somehow feeling bad about it.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
We'll see you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 11 (33:31):
Oh, here we go, Okay.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Here we go?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Hell him.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I as speaking to Luke. Please, uh hey, Luke, how
are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi I'm Victoria and my name's Jubiles.
How are you?

Speaker 11 (34:00):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
It like it like a prank or something.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Actually, we're calling you for a different reason. Have you
ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 18 (34:09):
H Yeah, yeah, I just I didn't expect you to
call me.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, well we're calling you today because you're ghosting somebody.
And we do a second on the show called the
First a follow up. You know where if you go
on a date with someone and then you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to ask you
why you're ghosting them. So do you know who would
have emailed us about you?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I am guessing this is about Annah? Right?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yes, oh, you got to correct. Congratulations You've won nothing
so far?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Are you ghosting her? I'm not like ghosting her intentionally.
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
The date was super fun, She's super cool, but it
was it.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Was honestly, it was just something that happened after.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
Okay, so you are ghosting her intentionally? She said she
texted Union and call her back. So yeah, so yeah, here, okay, okay,
but why why?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Uh so the deal is, so you know, after our day.
It was it was really good. And uh, my buddy Andrew,
so I was telling him about it and uh, you know,
staying so she paid for the meal and I, you know,
behind my back, and I don't know, I just thought
it was kind of weird.

Speaker 18 (35:32):
So I'm telling him about it, and uh he actually
see a picture of her, and I showed him a
picture and he just started cracking up. And uh, it
turns out that he went out with Hannah to.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Okay that no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not it's
not only that. It was that she did like the
same exact thing with him. They went to like a
steakhouse and got all like this expensive stuff and like
behind his back she paid with that telling game and

(36:08):
then he was saying that like happened a bunch of times,
and he did, and he said his words that by
the end he felt like she was treating him like
some sort of boy toy that she could like, you know,
control with her money.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Oh okay, and you don't want to be a boy toy.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Is that what she's doing though? Or is that just
I mean, I don't know why. It's like nice that
she wants to treat you. Maybe not every single time,
But do you think that she was making you feel
like a boy toy at all, Luke when you were
out with her.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
I mean, I'm not going to like jump to that conclusion,
but it just like it felt weird, you know, it
just felt really weird.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
Ah wow.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
So because I'm too generous that I'm getting.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Ghosted listening and wants to talk to you you.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Oh Hannah, Hey, how how are you doing?

Speaker 9 (37:06):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (37:07):
Hi, Luke.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (37:10):
I didn't realize I was making you feel like my
personal sugar baby.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Seriously, look, and.

Speaker 17 (37:18):
I obviously had no idea that Andrew was your friend. Also,
Andrew seems like super okay with the fact that I
was paying for a lot of things.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
I have a nice job. He seems grateful.

Speaker 11 (37:32):
This is this is news to me. Yeah, I mean
that's Andrew.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Of course you're buying something, but it just like sounded
light cup pattern, And I don't know, I didn't want
to get wrapped up in this whole like You're paying
for everything and I'm just along for the ride thing.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
I mean, that's not it at all. I'm just you know,
trying to not seem like a.

Speaker 14 (37:57):
Money grubbing woman myself I have a nice job.

Speaker 17 (38:00):
I wanted to get what I wanted to get without
feeling guilty.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
So what isn't that a nice.

Speaker 14 (38:06):
Thing that I could take care of myself.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, but I mean, like, you know, I can take
care of myself too, And it just feels weird that
you're just paying for everything. I don't know what, just like,
it feels really weird and I don't I don't know it,
just like you can't do it behind my back?

Speaker 11 (38:23):
Cool?

Speaker 9 (38:24):
Gay, Well that's fine.

Speaker 17 (38:25):
I'll find somebody who's hot and proud.

Speaker 14 (38:27):
To be with the woman who can also take care
of them.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Well wait, Hannah, what is it about paying for your
men every time you go out with them? That's like
so important to you? Like, what is it about paying
behind their back and like doing it every time that
you like.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Doing it every time?

Speaker 17 (38:44):
I just don't want to feel like I'm beholden to
a man because I want really nice things and I'm
not expecting anybody to pay for that when they don't
really know me yet, you know, But you know.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
To be beholden, I don't.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
Yeah, honestly, you're just missing out.

Speaker 17 (39:03):
You didn't even get to the part where I buy
you clothes yet you know I love I want like
a man. I want a man who adores me and
it's secure enough to you know, be okay with that?

Speaker 11 (39:15):
I mean I could buy my own clothes. That I
would buy my own clothes.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
You sound like I can't do this, Well, I mean
you could really.

Speaker 17 (39:26):
Really use the stylist and some new clothes, because man,
that outfit was not really impressed to me. But I'm
done trying to impress someone who gets scared off by
a little generosity.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Well, Luke, would you like another date with Hannah?

Speaker 6 (39:42):
Will pay for it?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I mean, you know that's true. We shouldn't pay for it.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I don't think I did, you know, I guess sur
by the whole wardrobe overhaul, you know, for the pretty
woman mate, So I don't think so.

Speaker 17 (40:00):
All right, Well, no hard feelings though, Good luck finding
someone who won't spoil you too much?

Speaker 11 (40:05):
Okay, baby boy?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Oh Juble's first.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Date follow up?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
How would you like to make almost ten thousand dollars
of extra money per week doing only about ten minutes
of work?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Would love that? The Jewbile Show?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
And no this isn't some infomercial for how you could
become a bajillionaire.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Overnight.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
There's one guy in Australia who's making international headlines this
morning because of his new side hustle, and it's.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Something that anybody can do.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Anybody listening, Do you have.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Any secrets that you think you'll take to the grave? Oh, well,
now you don't have to all thanks to Australia's Bill Edgar,
who's the world's first coffin confessor.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Ooh, coffin confessor.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Job he has is he attends people's funerals and reveals
personal secrets to their loved ones for a fee of
about eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
He's hired to share final thoughts that the dying person
wants told it they're well, even if that means revealing
shocking truths.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Yes, he says.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
It gives the person a chance to speak when they
can't anymore, and the service is meant to give closure,
but it also risks complicating grief for others.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
He says.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
One of the most popular things he's asked to do
by someone before they die is to poke their body
with a pin.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Oh's thing to make sure they're dead.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yes, I have no idea, but here are some of
the things that he's had to share at funerals. It's
pretty ridiculous some of the things that people wanted him
to do. At one man's funeral, he had to share
this with everyone, Margaret, he loved you dearly. But those
castle rolls, he was feeding them to the neighbor's cat. Also,
the church's pot lucks, the lasagna is stove first, so.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
The auditors to the whole church too.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I mean, isn't that kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
That's like kind of cute, Like I want my babe
to know that I still find this hilarious, even though
I'm gone, Like, why do you think he's the worst
person in the world, Like, it's just somebody who's.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Dying with And we're talking about a guy in Australia
who's making almost eight thousand dollars a week for a
side hustle by being what's called a coffin confessor. He
goes to funerals and shares secrets that the person who
has passed away wants to be told at their funeral.
Another one that he had was from a guy at
his funeral. He wanted to share the truth about his tattoo.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
For seventeen years, everybody assumed that the guy had live
laugh love uh oh in cursive on his back, but
it was blurry tattoo, it turns out, and he had
to share this with everybody at the funeral. The tattoo
said live laugh lube. He got it during his bachelor
party from a drunk stripper and nobody.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
This sounds like a fun doesn't sound like it'd be
pretty fun. I also feel like it'd be really easy
to scam people. He'd be like, where's uncle George? Found him?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Well?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And then you could just make something up.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
But you start drama from the grave, you can't verify
it there dead.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Another man let his wife know some shocking news that
they ended up canceling their first wedding because he had
a torn acl right the guy that passed away, But
at the funeral he had to reveal that the husband
faked the torn acl for the first wedding because he.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Wasn't sure he wanted to marry her. That's a terrible fate.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
But he did go through with it after all, and
he added that he's glad he.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Went through with it. Honestly.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
This is a perfect because if you can't get everything
off your chest, you just do it when you're dead
and then.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
That would be dope because you can mess with so
many people after you're gone, all through this guy who's
making eight grand every single time he does this.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Would you want to know that?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Though?

Speaker 13 (43:42):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
We're talking about and guy in Australia who's the world's
first coffin confessor. He charges about eight grand to talk
to a person before they pass away, and then goes
to the funeral and shares the things that they wanted
him to share. Another woman who had ten children had
this guy list in order from ten to one her
favorite kids. Yeah, she also had reasons. Why you know

(44:05):
they say nobody's your favorite, It's like, no, I'll tell you,
guys exactly who was my favorite kid?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Oh my gosh, doesn't the will just usually tell you that.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
No, I want this to happen, but I also want
you more like a roast, and I want this man
to bring them.

Speaker 13 (44:18):
I want this man to roase me at my funeral.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Just for the laugh.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Another person wanted this guy to let his brother know
at the funeral that he had seen.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
His search history.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh, then he had to proceed and show everybody the
weird things that the guy's brother was searching on the
internet at the funeral.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh, I'm gonna get you one last time.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Suck up.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, And another woman had him share this with her
family at her funeral. To my family, it was never
the router. You weren't hacked. I changed the password once
a week just so I could watch you all freak out.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Have you ever wanted to be famous? You want your
name put in a book that will be read for
years and years to come.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You can do that depends on the book.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
I think.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Well, if you'd be open to this book, the Guinness
World Records Gunnis Book of World Records.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I always want to try to set a world record.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Well, there's seventy unclaimed records at the moment that are
treading because there are people now that are open to
the idea of trying to conquer them. Here's just a
few of them as an idea. Four hundred meters sack race,
you could I have not done that, the farthest distance
to bounce a coin into a cup.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
So all you have to do is just do it.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Just do that.

Speaker 13 (45:30):
Record, but what is the law the farthest and.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
You have to have them come document it and do
all this. There's a lot of work to get them
out there to do that.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
But once they do it, you are going to be
put in that book and remembered forever.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I guess if anyone reads it.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
About this one the most high fives and thirty seconds
that hasn't been done.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
No, do you just get two people who are on
like five hour energy and get it in the first
minute looking picks in the.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Fastest time to make a burrito and the fastest time
to build a five story playing card.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Peer man. I mean, these are very doable.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I tried to do something for that years and years
and years ago too, and it was tough to get
them out there. I want to be the first person
to broadcast on a radio show while running a marathon,
bro and they weren't into it.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Also was a good idea, Yeah, to show a little
skin jobs.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Maybe that's it.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know, again.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
This book running trying to.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Keep up with double it was also trying hard to
try to figure out how to actually do that.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
You know, I was gonna as like broadcast while you're
running moving you.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Need like a mic, but you also need like power
to keep the thing running.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You would just need your phone. You would just be
called in. We would be here in the studio, you
would be through the phone line, and you would be
running on the phone.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, but it was more like you were on the microphone,
be like oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, okay, Well figure that part out first and then call.
That's why they weren't into it. I didn't know how
it would work.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, that's probably part of it. That's definitely part of it.
This is very clear. If you want your chocolate to
taste better, there's one thing you can do. I mean,
chocolate is already transformative. But now if you eat chocolate
while listening to this specific song called the Sweetest Melody,
according to science, chocolate now will taste better. Listen to
this song while you eat it. It's called sweetest Melody, and.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
This chocolate tastes better.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yes, because this particular scientist reviewed sixty years of research
with multisensory integration. So this song is all designed with
sonic qualities proven to affect flavor with kitch tempo and harveony.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Oh. I asked Victoria's throw cholate. She didn't have any,
because I wanted to try it.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Yeah, no, but if you have chocolate granola got it
right now.

Speaker 15 (47:37):
With the take a bite tastes, is it going to
send you to another world?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Let's see if it tastes better than it normally does.
Victoria's chewing shacking.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I mean no, just really sets the mood. You taste
really get some hungry. So it's relaxing.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I think it's relaxing. You can be completely relaxed and
it's just a moment between you and the chocolate, Like
the chocolate melt in your mouth. The song is the
length of how long it takes for a piece of
chocolate to melt in your month about patients for that,
which is like sixty five seconds.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Nope, sixty four seconds.

Speaker 13 (48:04):
That's a lot faster.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
So search Sweetest Melody and take a bite. That's what's trending.

Speaker 15 (48:10):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits and six
point one.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (48:19):
I do.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
I've gotten myself in a little.

Speaker 11 (48:21):
Bit of trouble.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Exciting?

Speaker 19 (48:25):
So I accidentally sent a naughty pick if.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
You will.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
To my ux.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I was an accident.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Are you sure I know?

Speaker 19 (48:39):
I swear it was an accident and let me explain.
So basically, I was out of town last week on
a work trip, and long story short, my I have
a current boyfriend, so I'm dating someone right now. But
my boyfriend and my ex have this same name. You

(49:06):
can't make things up, you know what I mean. It's like,
you can't. You can't play with how destiny works, right, Sure,
but it just so happens they have.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
The same name.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
And I knew, of course at the time, I.

Speaker 19 (49:20):
Really probably should have deleted my ex's number from my
phone or blocked him or whatever.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
But I just never had the heart too.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (49:30):
It feels just.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
So final that I just I never did.

Speaker 19 (49:34):
And now it's coming and biting me in the butt
because basically last week when I was out of town,
I was out with my coworkers. We were having a
good time, and you know when you're out with coworkers
and drinks are free, and you kind of drink a
little more than you should, and you're in a good
mood and you're out of town and you're I don't know,
And I was in the bathroom and I was kind

(49:55):
of feeling it, and I was like, Okay, I want
to send my boyfriend a dirty text.

Speaker 9 (50:00):
And the line in the bathroom was like really long.
The girls were kind.

Speaker 19 (50:04):
Of like there was only like two stalls and they
were like rushing me.

Speaker 11 (50:07):
So I just I quickly.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
Did it come to find out I sent it to the.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Wrong the wrong person?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Does your ex respond?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (50:16):
Yeah he did. Now we're talking again.

Speaker 19 (50:21):
And well right, and of course, like I don't know
if I should keep talking to him.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
Of course it's sort of has like, girl, you.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Have a boyfriend.

Speaker 19 (50:33):
I know, I know, I know, I know, but this
is why it's my dirty secret.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
So yeah, man, it could have been a sign somebody
pushing you towards your ex to say you're what the
wrong one and then you go back to.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
The other one. What I mean, Yeah, you can keep
talking to him. Just tell your boyfriend, oh yeah, and
then and what do you think is going to happen there?
Back a lie? Oh no, I wasn't telling her a lot, but.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Come a little bit.

Speaker 19 (51:04):
Trust me, I'm in a I'm in a situation here
for better for worse.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
But that is that is my dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Well, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Good luck pushed me, lud, what's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 17 (51:21):
Text?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
You bowl?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
To four one oh sixty one

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