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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you had your daily dose of toadsuck yet? Excuse
me the Jewel Show. I say that because one American
town is making international headlines because a ridiculous crime that happened,
and it has people laughing more than anything, though. They're
laughing at the street that had happened on because that's
actually a town and a street in America. Toadsuck Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay, just to clarify it, I say, toad toadsuck, toad suck,
toadsuck Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And a story is making international headlines out of toadsuck Arkansas.
A man is behind bars after authority has responded to
multiple nine one one calls about a shirtless individual aggressively
mowing lawns he didn't own, while yelling this one's for
the squirrels on toadsuck road.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Toadsuck road. Yeah for this squirrels.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wuty say Carlton Nutty Simmons forty one was writing a
John Dear Moore completely nude except for mismatched socks, a
Fenni pack which allegedly had half eaten pop tart, three
bottle caps, and a glitter bomb in it, and when
authorities questioned, sim as he told officers, he was recreating
a sacred squirrel.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Dance and that's why he was doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He's been arrested, but people are talking about the town
Toadsuck now all over the world because of the weird
name and Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
When I think of a man from Arkansas, if i'm
that's what I kind of picture now, the guy with
the fanny pack, the fanny pack, no clothes on, and
a glitter bomb baby.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think everything else excepted no clothes on was okay
on Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, you gotta work close. If you're on Toadsuck Road.
Why would you name a road dat? I don't know
what was inspired, Like, is there toads on that road?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because of that, we pulled up some of the weirdest
street names in the country. Okay, over some of those.
There's another road in Arkansas called far from poopin Road.
Stop it in Fanny, Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Stop it right now. Who comes up with the names
of roads?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I don't know, but you should have allowed to be
able to make a road name intoxicated and I feel
like both of these were made under.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Far from Poop and Road in Fanny Arkansas. It's in Fanny, Arkansas.
What's your address?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Can you imagine telling somebody that, Like, let's pretend like
you took a trip to California and you meet somebody
cool and they're like, hey, let me send you this letter.
You're like, yeah, sure, no problem, I'm on something poop
Road and Fanny.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What the reason that they've named it far from poop
and Road is there are very few bathrooms in the town. Oh,
so you have to drive far to get to a bathroom.
So it's legit just a very literal name.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Who looks kind of nice. Actually it's very It tells
you exactly what it means. Would not make you want
to have more bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Here's another one of the weirdest street names in the country,
Windy Butt Way in Las Vegas. It's pronounced bute, but
nobody really knows that when you see it.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But also no one is saying it that way when
they read it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay, but yeah, where are you? I'm on Windy Butt Way.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There's also a Windy Butt Ranch in spring Mills, Pennsylvania,
and a Windy Butt Retreat in Clancy, Montana. Oh wow,
Windy butt is a popular name. Who knew can see
what that T shirt looks like, Windy. But you don't
want to be on far from Boogin Road headed to
Windy Butt because you might end up on Touton Hill
Road in West Simsbury, Connecticut. Somebody was really, you're just
(03:17):
trying to pull one over on everybody. And how do
you get to Touton Hill High School? You have to
take Touton Hill Road.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Of course, that's a history name.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Graduate of Tuton Hill High School. What's the mascot.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Windy Butt?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Probably Booger Hollow Road is another weird There's actually six
states that have a Booger Hollow Road.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I hate that word. I hate that word so much why.
I don't know. Booger just bugs me.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There's a Booger Hollow Road in Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, California, Missouri,
and Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
What if it is the same exact person going from
state to state to seeing how many states you can
get that one road in.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We're just going to travel and visit all the Booger
Hollow roads. There's also another road with a weird name,
Have it your Way in Eagle Mountain, Utah, HAVR Have
it h A V I t U r E Way,
have it your way to McDonald's name.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That sounds like a fun one.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This story making international headlines about a naked guy who
got arrested mowing lawns in Toadsuck, Arkansas. Because of that,
we looked up some of the weirdest names of streets
in the country. There's a psychopath psychopath in Traverse City, Michigan,
so it's actually a path that a psycho psychopath.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No, that should be illegal, and I have I feel
very strongly about that. You should never be able to
name anything like psycho or like murder because if you
are running down the road and let's say you have
to call the police someone's chasing you, You're gonna be like,
hey man, someone's chasing me. I got a psychopath on
my butt, like, oh my gosh, where are you? I'm
running down psychopath Lane? And then the next thing, you know,
the call drops. How are they able to find you?
(04:58):
That should be not allowed.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
How many psychopath roads do you think they're are you?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
There's one in choctaw Ellisville, Oklahoma, s Barry, Mississippi, sidel Arcadia,
and Lake Susie, Florida. So there's a few few few psychopaths.
Why would you name a road psychopath road?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It just kind of makes me want to put my
ex in the car and be like, hey, I want
to show you something.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm gonna drop you off at home. Here's welcome to
Psychopath Road. And this one is extremely long.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
This is an extremely long road name, but it actually
exists in Houston, Texas.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
My way, which way? Right way? That way? Straightway? Bro Okay,
that's not even funny road. That's terrible. Imagine having to
type that. It's another Jebile phone frame.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Morning on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hello, Yeah, it's dog.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Donk.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Do I know you?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well? Like is this Natalie?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, so like we haven't a fish met yet. But
like I'm like here like as entertainment for the holiday party.
I'm just looking at them like the thing I was
booked through the company, you know, Like so.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They just they just gave me the information.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Like I'm here, I'm downstairs, I'm just putting on my
rip off Santa outfit and like ready to go. But
I want to make sure like I didn't come up
to you soon before, like you know, everybody's ready to go.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Wait, do your standa outfit is a ripoff outfit.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, Like I also have elf too, if that's what
you want. I could even be rudelf because I got
like a little red like it's it doesn't really go
on the news, but like I do have a red thing.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That like I can put on the end of it.
It's kind of fun.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Like no, no, no, we we called for a Stansa.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, okay, cool. So yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I got the Santa suit on and I'm just getting
every like I'm getting oiled up and stuff and getting
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
But like, do you want to now, I'm all right.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I hired a Santa for a company work party office
corporate office work party.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, And like, let me say, I think that's totally
cool that like your office would hire adult entertainment for
like an event like this, like.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What I've never done.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
No, no, absolutely not. I did not hire adult entertainment.
Aside from you being an adult playing in Santa, there
will be no adult entertainment.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So I have a question on language, like, because it
seems like you guys are pretty loose, you know, if
you're willing to hire me to come up there and like,
you know, deliver my presence but like you know, jolly
old Saint Nick is like the character that I'm playing today.
But like when I do events like this, I usually
like change the end in it to something else. But
(07:58):
I don't know if they're going to be cool at
that language trually not.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
No, no, they will not be cool with that. I
am not cool with that. Listen, I organize this office party.
You're supposed to be a surprise guest, but that is
not the kind of surprise that will need to happen
at this party. And it can't happen at this party.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well because like the invoice I'm looking at right now
says you wanted a Santa to like come up there
and like introduce himself to your boss and then tell
them that they're on the Nauty list.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And then that's when I'm like, oh.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
No, no, look, you idiot, I did not hire a stripper
for a company work party. That doesn't make any sense, Okay,
I don't understand how, like the directives were clear, So
I don't understand how your company that is so messed up.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So like Donk is confused because like I thought I
was gonna come up there, like and then first thing
I was gonna do is be like, you know, since
I'm Santas, and be like all right, wear my head,
and then I would like ry.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
I just don't understand how you guys got this so
messed up. I work for like a conservative corporate office.
We do not want the stripper up here.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But like I think you'd be really excited a lot
of because like I went all out for this gig. Again,
like I've got like I've already attached like the special
sound of sack.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
That sounds disgusting. Listen, donk, I did not order a
stripper for this holiday party. I do not want you
to come up here with your stupid sack, and if
you try it, you will be physically removed from these premises.
(09:51):
I'm not playing with you. Do not come up here.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank
on you work or James set you up.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Oh, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He said that you spent a lot of time organizing
this company Christmas party and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Well he said, and I did, Oh, oh.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
I'm going I was going to kill him. He's definitely
going on.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
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know for the day with Nina's what's trending? Have you
implemented the viral three by three trend to improve your life?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
In your life?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
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The wine industry is suffering. This is not good for
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(10:57):
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we still have wine, but if you want that to
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is probably not telling you to just pound the wine.
(11:18):
But this is what they say the hack that's supposed
to improve your life is to have three mini goals
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drink one third of your daily water goal, and then
eat roughly thirty grams of protein all before noon.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Okay, and then that could change your life. I think
I do that, do you? Yeah? Thirty grams of protein? Yeah,
yeah for sure?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Oh yeah, he does have a like at least thirty
grams fifty really yeah, it's like a gainer one.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So whatever. Yeahs like God has fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Grams, and the one that I've taken them, one that
I drink in the morning has fifty grams of protein.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
So I see the morning, so I get my steps in.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
I know.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
How you do that?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Does your life feel improved?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's like no, sure, it always just feels the same.
I don't mean that in a bad way. Yeah, you know,
sometimes I mean it in a bad way. Right now,
I don't though, okay, yeah, sweet, Yeah, my life's already dope,
you know. Yeah, it's a good way to put it.
Life is life, okay, you know, has its ups and downs,
but whatever, it is what it is. If you want
a positive I'm very positive, but it comes off negative.
(12:22):
That's what's funny when I'm positive, it still comes off
kind of negative, But I mean that in a good way.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You know, like life is life, man, it just is
what it is. It's true.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And once you can accept that, then like you really
don't have a bad day. You may have a bad day,
but also you're like, yeah, it's just a bad day.
Tomorrow will be different, hopefully.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Always looking at it is like a circle, like it's
got to start somewhere and then come back around, right.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, so that son always has to rise.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Again exactly, or the three by three trend. I mean,
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Speaker 1 (12:56):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah,
countdown all the way to the number one first day
follow up that you voted on. Shane is on the
phone today for our first date follow up, and he's
getting ghosted by a girl named Carolina. So in a
few minutes we're gonna call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him. And maybe get him
another date. But first, Shane, how long has it been
(13:17):
since you heard from her?
Speaker 8 (13:19):
It's been probably like three weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Okay. Have you reached out to her in that time?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Yeah, like maybe four or five times.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
That is a definite ghosting. I don't think that's how
he knows. Tell us about your day. I'm sorry, Sane.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Yeah, so I actually met her on Instagram. She just
slid my DMS and apparently we'd gone to the same college together,
but I didn't know where while we were both there.
But we chatted for probably a few weeks, and then
we met up at this bar. It had arcade games
in it. We played Papa Sean and ski ball and stuff.
(14:00):
It was cute. What really attracted me to her was
that she was competitive about it. You know, I love
that and a girl. But we did that, had some drinks,
had some snacks, and it was a great time. Like
a lot of flirting, a lot of touching going on.
We talked endlessly, we laughed like it really seemed like
(14:21):
perfect date.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
I mean, the only thing that I can think of
is that we both uber there and then after the
day we both went in our respective ubers. Now, but
before that she pulled me in the alley and we
made out like pretty intensely, and it escalated into like
this weird dirty talk. I mean, she told me to
(14:48):
tell her that I was a piece what she Yeah,
she made me do this little strip tease and she
was filming this.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
You were okay with that.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
It was weird, but.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Something about it was kind of hot, like I was
kind of into it. She kept asking me if I
wanted more, and obviously I said yes, and then on
a dime, it just completely stopped because.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Your cars came or just all of a sudden, She's like, okay,
I'm done now.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
No, it's like the switch was just turned off. And
she thanked me for the night. She gave me one
more kiss, and then she asked me if I knew
what I did, and I didn't know how to answer that.
I mean, I don't know if it was some kind
of like kinky build up thing.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, but that was it.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
I mean, that was the That was the last time
I talked to her, So.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
You know, you did something. He did a strip tease.
Maybe I did something to her. I don't know, I
have no idea.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
It was so bizarre.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, okay, you've texted her and she said nothing to you.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Yeah, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I was just so invested.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, Like, what was like the last thing you did
before she just stopped.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I mean I think I just you know, said I
like to see her again, and I had a great time.
You had the usual end of date small talk.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, but I mean like when you were like a
naughty little boy well transition, Yeah, Like was there something
that you did where she was like, okay, I'm done,
like play your pants, I proclaim.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Ok No, the way that she actually it didn't seem
like she was reacting to something that I did. It
just all of a sudden, she just stopped. I really
have no idea why right in the middle of your.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
First date follow up if you're just joining us. Shane
is on the phone and Shane is getting ghosted by Carolina.
So we're about to call her and see if just
alice why she's ghosting you would maybe get him another date.
But first, Shane, why don't you catch everybody up on
your date with Carolina?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
So on Instagram we went out, had a great time
in Arcade Bar. Afterwards, she had me do like this
weird kinky stuff in the alley and I was pretty
into it, and then she just suddenly stopped and I
have not heard from her since.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 10 (17:21):
I want to know what I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah? All right, here we go. She was so laugh Sorry. Hi, Hey, Hey,
is this Carolina?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
This is the Jewbil Show. It's a radio show. My
name is Jubil. How are you.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Am Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria. Do you listen to
the show?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I do?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Actually, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Do you have any idea why we're calling you today?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Okay have you heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Yeah, yeah, well that's why we're calling you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
We got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
His name is Shane.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Really yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Shane emailed us and told us about your date and
he said it's been three weeks since he heard from you,
and he wants to know if you'll tell us why
you're ghosting him.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Oh okay, I am ghosting him because I got what
I want from him. It wasn't Oh my god, I
can't believe you actually called you.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
G It wasn't it like, was not a real date
for it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Wasn't a real date. What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Okay, so I was literally just on Instagram.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
You probably told you that that's how we met.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
But I was scrolling and I thought himma, and I
recognized him because he screwed.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Over my sister in com Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
How so.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
My older sister, Elena and him were together and he
was a total just sleeping with anything that moved, just
mind her, making empty promises and.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
All this crap.
Speaker 12 (19:12):
And she was so, oh my god, I've never seen
her more heartbroken.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
This was in college.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Mm hm, So you saw him on Instagram and set
up a date with him to get revenge.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh, so he never met you when he was dating
your sister, like he had no clue who you were.
Speaker 12 (19:33):
No, No, I said that. I told him that we
went to college together.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
He just went to college with my sister and I
wasn't even like in the picture. But I mean he
believed it.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
I guess he believed what he wanted to believe that
a girl would want to go out with him.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
And Okay, does your sister know that you did this?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
She knows now, she didn't know before the fact, but
I wanted to give it to her kind of like
a surprise because she's like fine now, I mean she's
over him.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Because he's garbage.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
But I and I wasn't even thinking about it. I
just saw him on Instagram and I was like, oh
my god, I have to do this.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So is that why you filmed him doing all kinds
of weird things in an alley?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
And I was like, which part is revenge? Because it
sounded kind of hot.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
He definitely seemed to think that it was because he
was really into it, but I that was for Yeah,
that was for the wrenge. I showed my sister the
video and.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
We were cracking up about it. It was so freaking funny.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
D mm hmmm.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
And him saying I wanted to make sure that I
made him.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Say that he's a piece of because.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
He thought that that was okay. He thought you were
like you know, that was your thing.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
Yeah, I was like degrading him or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Like okay, well.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Anything the next time someone pulls out their cell phone
in an alley and wants to film me doing weird things,
I'm going to question it twice.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
You made it. You made it so easy.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
He made it so easy.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Thank you for being honest with us. Karlina Shane is
actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Oh my god, seriously, I honestly, I I can't believe
when I'm hearing.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
It's uh.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
After, Like, do you just not really want to talk?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
After what you did to my sister?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
This is just like if you heard someone I love like, like.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
Seriously, that was years ago.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
You are seriously crazy for doing.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
Oh my god, You're the one who would do whatever
a girl tells you in an alley, So.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
I don't really know like whatever.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
You talk I was in college, Like I'm a completely
different person now, are absolutely psychotic? Okay, seriously you're gonna
record me like that? Who else has seen this video?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
John? Oh my god? Literally this me and my sister
calmed down.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Why should I believe you? No, honestly, Carolina, I should
get a warrior.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Please, it's always overreacting, literally, like.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Chill the f out?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
What do you?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
You don't even know me?
Speaker 12 (22:29):
No, I know what you're like, I know you.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
How should I react to this?
Speaker 12 (22:35):
I mean, this is insane. It's insane what you did, sister.
You don't cheat people like that.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You have.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Like, Oh my god, absolutely ever.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
Man, it's just calm and it's just coming back around.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
You just can't handle it.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Go yeah, sure, sure you're real. I really missed out.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, I mean I guess you did.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
You're having fun. You're the one who did all who
was so willing to do all.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
The stuff in the alley with me, Like you didn't
take any convincing.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Yeah, because I thought I was on a real date
and it cursing revenge on me. It's just absolutely crazy.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Whatever. You just can't you just can't take it. Don't
dis it happen if you can't take it.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Look, oh my god, I'm gonna delete it anyway. I
already stood my sister, and I'm gonna delete it.
Speaker 13 (23:25):
After a show. One of my coworkers.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
You'll be hearing from me, okay, advice about this. I'm serious.
I'm dead serious.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Okay, I'll hear from you on Instagram.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You can do anything, though, What does he say? I
willingly did a striptease and now it's public. Yeah, Yeah,
I'm sorry, Shane. I know that sucks on both sides.
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 13 (23:51):
Yeah, okay, I guess I wont to lead the video.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Then I'll just pulled on to it and tase I
need to show it in court, and they'll just entertain
me until then.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well, Caroline, would you like another date with Shane? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
If you're paying for it, I'll just record him doing
more stupid stuff find me.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
You're gonna hear from my lawyer.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
You know what, I'm glad I cheated on your sister.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Oh is that a no the second date for you guys?
Speaker 10 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:18):
No, way in hell?
Speaker 13 (24:20):
Yeah, I don't think he obviously doesn't learn from his mistake.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
All right them? Bye? Then strip Boy.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Jubile's first date follow up?
Speaker 9 (24:30):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged aarhead?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
To begin with?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
You're a virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for
you or Victoria, Jesse? What's up, Jesse?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
How are you not much?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Get ready for the day here?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's cool, we got a little hype man with you
or hype woman. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
Oh I want a kid just for that reason. Are
you ready to say Victoria?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Oh nice?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Why?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio and
the game is played like this thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to be both of you guys outright to win.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Okay, all right, we're ready.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
All right, here we go. Jesse, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Geo?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Geo, Jesse and g o. Okay, here we go. Guys,
your time starts now. In the song Irreplaceable by Beyonce,
she puts all of her excess stuff in a box.
Where to which continent is the natural habitat of the ostrich?
Show you what is an autoscope used to look at?
Speaker 12 (26:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Which pop star is the godmother of both of Elton
John's sons?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Oh bad?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Up to how many stars can a hotel have? All right,
I got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you guys. If you
could live in one celebrities pocket for the day. Which
one would you choose? And why?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Which celebrities? My dad.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Guys some really besties. I love this all right, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
If you could live in one celebrities pocket for the day,
which one would you choose?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
And why Taylor Swift and why why not?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I could get all the information that like her business
information kind of thing. Oh yeah, not her information, but
like her model of how she does things.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh. I was thinking she's probably gonna put a credit
card in my pocket at some point. That's what I
was ing down that number I want to I don't
like the knowledge.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and you have to beat Geo and Jesse outright
to win. Dang, here we go, Victoria. You guys can
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
The song Irreplaceable by Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
She put all her excess stuff in a box where
Oh by the curb? Which continent is the natural habitat
of the Ostrich?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I think it's a curve Ostrich Ostrich, Oshrich, Australia. Oh,
what is an auto scump? You used to look at? Yikes? Autoscope.
Uh the stars?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Which pole star is the godmother of both of Elton
John's sons.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Jeez, the only person I have in my head is
Kate Win's look. Oh weird.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's right, all right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did our social media
prescer guy he's not here to day, so Nina as
your score.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I do well. Victoria got zero correct.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, but Jesse and Geo got to congratulations.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You guys right beat Victoria. We knew the box on
the curtain. Let's get the answers now in the.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yeah, we have to give.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
You the honor.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
What the last time we called in we talked to
you about how he's got a collection, a little stuff
to honor.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's right, Yeah, I do. I want to add to my collection.
They send it over.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, hang out on my bed next to Edgewater Eddy.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
There's a bunch of stuffed animals. Now, thanks, thank you. Look,
I want something too, that's awesome. Let's get the answers.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
This song irreplaceable. Beyonce puts all of her exit stuff
in a box to the left.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Hi, dang it very literal.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And ostridge is natural to Africa An autoscope is used
to look at the ear. Lady Gaga is the godmother
of both of Elton John's sons, and then a hotel
can have five stars.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Jesse, thank you guys. You guys have a great.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Day by play you versus doing at the same time
every single weekday morning it's.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
Time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Mia is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Jab for about
a half a year now and she already thinks something
might be going on, So we'll see if he is.
Hopefully he isn't. But Mia, what's up? Why do you
think that JB might be cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Hey? Yeah, thanks for having me. This is really weird
and normally we can put my girlfriends, but I will
with you guys.
Speaker 14 (29:54):
A lot, so I figured we might be able to
have some odd advice to offer me. But yeah, So
I love my boyfriend JB. We met six months ago
and it's been really great. Literally he did my dream
die and oddly enough, my brother actually introduced us that
actually yeah, which is that's one of the best things
(30:16):
that my brothers could have given me.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
My brother could have given me.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
But so I love JB, like really hot guy of
my dreams that I've ever ever wanted to date.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
And it was like a dream come true and only that.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
And yeah, pretty soon after dating, about three months in,
he even gave me keys to his house, which I
thought was like, Okay, we're building something here.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
There's trust, there's commitment. Everything was really good.
Speaker 14 (30:41):
He's super respectful, doesn't like make me feel uncomfortable about
not wanting to do anything or anything like that. So
one day, you know, because we go together, I was
cleaning up around the house. I was doing some laundry.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
I was putting away some.
Speaker 14 (30:57):
Of his underwear, and I saw some that did not
belong to him, clearly because they're of a different design
and different texture, and it's super weird to me out
and I thought, perhaps maybe left behind by his ex
to him and his ex he split together as well,
so maybe she left something behind. Also, she left something behind.
(31:18):
Why haven't you been? Why haven't you like fixed it?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Also? Why do you still have it? Just throw it away?
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Just to clarify, when you say by a different design,
are you talking about like women's panties?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Like it's a full blown yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was going to ask
if it could be his exes. But that's a good
point though. I mean, you'd want to get rid of
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
If you knew was there, but maybe he didn't.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
These are all the thoughts that I've had in my head.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
So thank you for letting me know that I'm absolutely
not one hundred percent crazy.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
So, yeah, they're red and they're silk.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Oh yep, not his?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah yeah, that's not his and it's definitely not mine.
I don't even like bread, so this is weird for me.
Speaker 14 (31:59):
I'm holding on to I'm trying not to panic, I'm
like vibrating, I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
To take deep breaths. So I'm just like holding on
to this. I love him. I don't want to scare
him off, but also, like, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
What the F Yeah a valid question.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I mean, you find that women's underwear and you're your
boyfriend's stuff. Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
I kind of hinted around it, and I like I
said stuff about like being like I'm so scared. I'm
so scared guys, because.
Speaker 14 (32:24):
Like literally it's like coming across the person of your
dreams and not wanting to ruin it, but also trying
to find some human decency that you like, you respect yourself.
So it's like, I just I don't know what to do. Clearly,
clearly they're not his, Clearly they're not mine.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
They might be as exes.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Also in our neighborhood, there is a girl that lives
close by and she's kind of cute whatever, but she
gives me like really bad vibes, and she's always flirting
with JD. Whenever she sees this out together. She's always like,
oh my Goddepe, how are you guys your day? And
I'm like, oh cool, I don't exist really under the
ghost right now?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
She do that to other people too? Or is she singling?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Not?
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Even I feel like she's singling him out, So I'm like, okay,
is it? Jenna's like is it?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Like?
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Who is it? Is it like the mailman?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
No?
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I like, c my mind, like, clearly not the mail man,
you know. So I don't know. I'm just freaking out.
I don't know what to do. I don't I like, like,
do I throw it away? Is he gonna notice that
I threw it away? Like? Do I burn it? Do? I?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Like?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I don't chop it up and leave it on the
dinner table.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What I'm curious though, like, when you're hinting around it,
how does he react to that? Does he feel like
does it seem like he is hiding something from you?
Does that make him squirrelly? Or he's just like oblivious?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
He's oblivious, Like I know he's a guy, And not
to put guys down because they can be oblivious, but
like he's like, yeah, what's up? You know, how would
your day? You know what should be over pizza?
Speaker 14 (33:47):
And I'm like seething in the background, like your pizza?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
If you're just joining us for today's to catch a teeter.
Miya is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of six months might already be messing around. So
in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's Awards card
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one Awards card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he believes that,
and if he does, we'll see who he sends the
flowers to, his girlfriend, me or to somebody else. But
(34:14):
before we do that, Mia, why don't you catch us
up on why you suspect he's cheating?
Speaker 14 (34:19):
So, like he said, my boyfriend is six months we
lived together. I'm very happily coupled. I was basically putting
my laundry and I found women's underwear in his drawer,
and so I'm kind of conflicted.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
As to what to do.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
I don't know if his neighbors or someone else's or
his ex's, but I've kind of hinted around trying to
get to the bottom of it, and nothing has come
from it. So I'm kind of like losing my mind
at this point.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah, okay, well here we go. Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
All right, Hey, this is Corbyn calling from So I
was looking for our Rewards card member named jb.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Yeah, that's me, Jbi.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Hi, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm actually calling to give you a big congratulations and
thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
You're this most big winner.
Speaker 10 (35:13):
All right, yeah? Thanks? What does this mean?
Speaker 13 (35:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Well, every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
to say thank you very much for being such a
loyal customer by gifting you free flowers delivered from our
flooral department. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want with in the
fifty United States of America. Absolutely free. Congratulations, cool, thank you?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yes, no problem.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And here's how it works. I can take the information
over the phone. I can do that in just a
matter of minutes. If you're prepared to do that right now.
You know you want to send them to, No problem.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I can do that.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
Yeah, that's cool. I I know who I want to
send it to.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Okay, I can take that on the information right now.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Then the first thing I would need would be the
first and last name of the person, and then what
you would want to say on a card if you
want to say something, and then the you get the
address and stuff.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
Okay, first name is Mia.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Mia, and then a last name on that gotcha?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And anything you want to put on a card to Miah.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
Yeah, yeah, we could have it say I've made mistakes.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
I have regrets, but you are not one of them.
I love you. Miya know that that's too longer?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
That are no, that should be good, that should be great. Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Well, yes we can get that sent out and I
would get the address from you, but I can't do
that right now because this actually is not the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
This is Jewel from the Jebel Show. It's a radio show.
Hi Ammina.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Hi, I am Victoria, and we do a segment on
the show called to Catch a Cheater, where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
And your girl, for Mia, is actually on the phone.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
Yeah, OK, so she's not getting flowers and that's up
to you.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
So what what?
Speaker 6 (36:56):
What?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
What's up?
Speaker 14 (36:57):
I called them up because I was feeling uncomfortable and
I've been wanting to ask you about something.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
So I was doing laundry and.
Speaker 14 (37:09):
I found some underwear in your door that's clearly not yours.
So I need you to tell me, like, what's upbe hello?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (37:22):
You?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Are you there?
Speaker 10 (37:25):
I am? I am? I just really wasn't uh, there's
nothing you were.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Prepared for this, cool. I wasn't prepared for.
Speaker 15 (37:34):
Those Look, look, there's no problem. I mean they don't
belong to anybody. I mean they.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Belonged to me. All right, Listen, you dude, it's.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Like, what are you even saying, right now, I don't
believe you. I need you to be a man and
tell me who they belonged to.
Speaker 15 (37:56):
Okay, well, listen, look, you know I'm actually so much
and I realize like you're kind of going out on
the limb here, like taking this on the radio. But
it's kind of putting me in a position. So I'm
going to be very honest with you too. I guess
(38:17):
save this relationship. They are mine, Okay, they do not
belong to anybody but me. I bought them. I own them,
and that is why they are there. Wait, won't so Look, look,
I know this is this is not how I would
(38:37):
choose to tell you this, Okay, but I I guess
you need to know.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
And I really know.
Speaker 15 (38:44):
Right now impression here they do not belong to anybody else,
like that is the key thing.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
I need you to know. I'm kind of into them,
all right. I don't know.
Speaker 15 (38:54):
It's just a really private thing. I'm not prepared to
really talk about it.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
You can tell me, well, because why did I have
to find out this way?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Then?
Speaker 15 (39:05):
I have never told anybody about this. I have no
words for it. That's why I'm struggling now. It's just
kind of a private kind I guess you could say
kink sort of thing, you know. And I and I've
never really been in a relationship this solid like, I've
just never had the occasion to discuss it. I mean,
(39:27):
I'm sorry, it is embarrassing. I hope I'm making sense.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
I hear you.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
I love you, I respect you. I just are you
dressing in women's clothes completely? Like I need are you
cause streuss or what it? Like this you use on weekend?
What is it? How long?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
No, it's nothing that involved. Have I put them on? Yes,
I have put them.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
I think they feel nice, and it's just like a
private thing. Every once in a while I'll kind of
get into I don't know, it just feels good. We'll
wear them sometimes. Most of the other times they just
kind of sit in the drawer.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Question that son, and I was over here thinking that
it was a Jenna or like your exes or something like.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
I literally didn't silently freaking out and I did not
know what to do. And I'm so sorry that I
didn't come to you personally.
Speaker 10 (40:21):
Oh that's fine, Like I can't, I can't.
Speaker 15 (40:23):
I understand that you would find these and probably think
something so like That is the key thing I need
you to know is that, like, and we can talk
about you know, my interest in this down the road,
but first and foremost, know that they do not belong
to anybody but me.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
I would not do that to you.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Are there any other surprises that I need to know about?
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Just maybe that that one thing that you kind of
always wanted to try, and I'm working on making that happen.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Well, what right? All right?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well, I don't know if we need all that right now.
Like that good, good for you. That sounds fun and
at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 14 (41:07):
I'm so sorry, and I love I love you, and
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
I'll be better about communication in the future.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
But I'm glad that about now.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
I love you too, and maybe you know, we'll look
back and this was the best way to get out
of the open.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Until her door starts start missing.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, and she looks at you and she's like, honey,
you got to ask before you.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Take my pennies.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
This is actually kind of hot. Maybe you can. I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:37):
I don't know, but I don't know. I don't know
if i'd been into them anyway, but you do have
some fun.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I will say the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I matched with this guy on Tinder and his first
voice note that he sent me with just him chewing chips,
no hello, just crunching in my ear like we were
in a Pringles commercial. Then he sent me a second
message that said, I thought this would be cute, you know,
so you can hear what it's like to have snacks
together our ASMR future love story. I called it blocked.
(42:14):
I would not block they because of that. That is
creativity point. A text message we just got in at
four one oh six one because there's a studdy going
viral about the biggest dating turnoffs for women when it
comes to the dating apps. Text in yours four one
o six one and we'll tell you what the number
one dating app turnoff for women is in just a second.
But let's go over some of the top turnoffs for
(42:34):
women when it comes to dating apps. Over messaging or
getting too clingy sae, yeah, this healthy relationships need breathing room.
Coming on too strong before that suggests the lack of
boundaries and can feel like love bombing, which often.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Leads to burnout and controlling behavior.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Isn't it like the blue text rule, like you shouldn't
have too many blue blocks or green blocks, depending on
whatever type your own.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, too many blocks.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I feel like on the dayating apps, it's just guys
going over and over and over again, hey hi, hey, hey,
hey hey hey, with no response until you get the
long paragraph where they yell seriously, going over the top
dating turnoffs for women when it comes to dating apps,
when it comes to guys. Guys using poor grammar and
spelling is also in the top. Yeah, it says it's
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not about being an English major. It's about effort. A
dating profile is your highlight reel, and if you can't
take the time to write clearly, it signals you may
not put effort into other parts of your relationship either. Plus,
Brad grammar can make you sound less intelligent than you are,
which is not the vibe you probably want.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
And this is the most logical explanation for all of it.
I mean, yes, that feels like common sense to me.
I feel like it doesn't really correct me.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
But why you okay with him not being like.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
No, I'm not, But it's just so funny, Like if
someone text me and be like you're beautiful, but like
spells your y oh you are.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
And like forgets the eat.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Like oh okay, yeah, you're not getting responds. We're going
over the top dating turnoffs for women. When it comes
to guys on the dating apps only posting group photos
in your profile, says every picture is a group shot.
It's either because he's hiding behind his friends, he's insecure
about standing alone, or he's trying to level up his
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own attractiveness through comparison, and it creates confusion and nobody
wants to fall for the hot best friend by mistake.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah, bro, I hate this.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
They get themselves into trouble though, because now you're presenting
other options to us, and every time you post a picture, well.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
It's like a game starts ending up being like a
game of like where's Waldo and having to do like detective.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Skills, which one argue, yeah, do you think it is?
You hope it's the one, but then you find out
that that is their friend, You're like, hang it, well
name Yeah, here's another one of the top turnoffs for women.
When it comes to men on the dating apps flaunting
his wealth, it says, well, ambition can be attractive. Making
money your personality signals shallow priorities, and it implies that
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status is more important than substance, and it risks attracting
people who care about what you own rather than who
you are, and that's a shaky foundation for any relationship.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Preach.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Okay, wait, but the thing is if a guy posts
a picture like flying a plane that in a way
could be flaunting your well, but if you have like
a license to fly the plane to back it up, I.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Don't know, it's kind of hot. I like that.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Well, yeah, because then we can go fly around, Like
where do I take me?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Okay, So what if it's a dude that's posting a
picture with like his Gucci slides and then he's got
his Gucci belt, and then he's got the wallet on
the table, and then behind him is his like what
what are those trucks called again? Tesla trusck, cybertruck this side,
the cyber truck behind that. Okay, you know what I'm saying, Like,
do you like that? The cyber truck alone is going
to turn me off? Like those blown up I ain't
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trying to get into one of those cars.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I bet there are a lot of cyber trucks on
the dating apps. It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, why, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
I'm not on them.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yes, Victoria, we were out a winery and this one
dude pulled up in the cyber truck and I was like,
oh my gosh, quick, we got to see what this
person looks like.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, we go up to him. It's like this.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Older dude, kind of super tight jeans and this really
young beautiful woman like with him, and it was like,
could it be more of a stereotype and say, like
nail dude.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Here's another one of the top turnoffs for women when
it comes to the dating apps. Vulgar pickup lines, so
guys using something explicit immediately frames that the interaction is
purely physical and not charming.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
I think you need to know your audience.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah, I'd be like you would like these, but that
is a major turnoff.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
And I had a.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Guy the other day. But it's got to be funny though, Okay,
what did you say? He asked me if I was
a light switch, and I was like, what, he goes, cause.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
You're turning me on. I was like, no, one, you're
turning me off.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
That's not that's weird.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I mean, yeah, but that ended it. I was like
you're turning me. Yes, I am a light switch and
you just turned off the lights for good. I'm out.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
And the number one biggest turnoff for women when it
comes to the dating apps is men not having photos
of themselves on their profile.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Bro, what do you want to find the FBI? Why
can I see your face?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
It says from a trust and safety perspective, it's a
red flag because online dating is already a high risk
for misinterpretation, and profiles without solo shots make women wonder
if he's hiding his appearance, if he's in a relationship,
or if he's even real.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Oh yeah, good point.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
What else are you posting if you don't post sun
yourself stubile?
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Is it sunsets? Your fancy car, a fish? These are
all things I've seen. I don't want to date your
sunset photo, Nina. I want to date Yousta.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I don't have any pictures of myself, just the beautiful
sunsets that I see, And your smile reminds me of
that beautiful sunset.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Dang what you know, I kind of like him, so
I want to do it with you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I just want to figure what would happen on the
dating app give us three minutes and we'll give you
everything you need to know for the day with Nina's
what's trending.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Maybe we're smarter than we get ourselves credit for. Just
maybe we're not going entirely in the wrong direction, especially
when it comes to Ai, because open Ai is just
banned chat gpt from one function and I will tell
you what that is and coming up in just a second.
While I said we're moving in one direction, this story
doesn't support that as much because there are people out
there spending a thousand dollars on a cup of coffee.
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The world's most expensive coffee is now being offered at
a cafe in Dubai.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
The part that really gets me is that the what No,
it's funny, not poo coffee.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, it's actually described as quite tasty, but it's a
premium price.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
It's from Panama.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
And they have it has flavors of citrus, orange and bergamot,
hint of apricot and peach, floral notes like jasmine.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
So that's how.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
It's described and they're like, it's almost like a tea. Okay, Well,
tea also doesn't cost a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah, why is it so expensive. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
It's just saying that this is the coffee because it's
a Manian beans that is at a premium price.
Speaker 7 (49:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, and then it has all of these like sweet
extra flavors for it. But because it's in Dubai, it's
a place where people are going to be willing to
spend money on that type of I don't know experience.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Is that coffee normally that expensive, Like if you were
going to try to bribe buy that? Here is it?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Maybe I'm looking it up right now because I just asked,
I can still do that. They haven't banned this, I
guess from it. But it says that it's the Geisha
bean variety originally from Ethiopia but has now grown in Panama,
and it has an extremely high prestige.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Grown in high altitude volcanic soils, very small micro lots,
so you can only get a little bit of it.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
That makes sense. Yes, it's a limited supply. Basically, it's
just a.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Luxury coffee that people are paying a lot of money
for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
I want to know what it tastes like. Anyone want
to just to.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Be it has floral notes like jasmine, citrus, flowers like
orange and bergamot, abricott and peach. So go ahead and
drink some tea.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
It's gonna any more.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Like if I was gonna spend a thousand bucks for it,
I would want it to be more exacted, like the bluff. Yeah, exactly,
that's something that tells a story that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Maybe the marketing, because as of right now, nobody's feeling
pulled for the thousand dollars coffee. But we did have
to thank chat gpt for the information because now we
feel like we know.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
A little bit more. It could also be wrong. I
don't know if this is much chat.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
To that point.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
We may be smarter than we think because open ai
is like listen, We're going to acknowledge that chat is
not always correct and there are times when it's wrong
that could be very dangerous. So now they've been chat
GPT from being able to give any advice on legal
matters or health.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Okay, well, first off, I like those legal matters. I
actually used it to totally exactly. But also, we're not
smarter than we think because we're the ones who created
it in the first place.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
But so we literally are the ones that are killing ourselves.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Well, now you won't be able to let it keep going.
In relation to legal advice and health, So.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Basically, chat is not that much different from just people.
Everybody's going that broke friend that has no idea about
any kind of legal stuff at all, who's always like,
I know my rights?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
You know you don't? Yeah, I know my rights? Really
you do know your rights?
Speaker 9 (51:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:16):
I know my rights. No, you don't.
Speaker 6 (51:23):
Jubeles dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Hello? Hello, hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (51:30):
Yes, I do, sweet, what is it?
Speaker 17 (51:33):
Well, my dirty little secret is that I am engaged
to be married. That's that's not the secret. I'm engaged
to be married.
Speaker 16 (51:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (51:42):
My fiance is a vegan through and through and for
the five years we've been together. Now, I have told
her I'm also a vegan, but.
Speaker 16 (51:52):
I am not.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
What have you ever been a vegan?
Speaker 13 (51:57):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (51:58):
No, no, id all these five years, I was not before, I.
Speaker 16 (52:03):
Don't intend to be in the future.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
No I am.
Speaker 16 (52:06):
I'm a hardcore meat lover.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
You've been for five years a vegan. That's a hard
secret to keep.
Speaker 16 (52:12):
Yeah, it had, it has been, it's been.
Speaker 17 (52:15):
I've had to kind of you know, I'm not hungry now,
or yeah, that sound good to kind of fake my
way through meals.
Speaker 16 (52:21):
But I don't know. Once we get married, I guess
I'm going to try and tell her. I don't what
to do.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
What do you just go eat meat behind her back
which's not around or something.
Speaker 16 (52:31):
Because I've got this is maybe another layer of the secret.
Speaker 17 (52:39):
I've got a little a little stat I kind of
keep like a rotisserie chicken in my.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Car in your hopefully she never rides in there, because
those things smell amazing.
Speaker 17 (52:50):
Well they don't say the car smells pretty good. But
what I'll do is, you know, I'll eat dinner with
her and oh yeah, I was really good, and obviously
I'm not very selled up. So then on the way
home or so like that, you know, I gotta get
the road meets.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Okay, I mean you're getting married to her, You're gonna
have to tell her at some point.
Speaker 16 (53:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (53:13):
Yeah, I figure. The thing I've been thinking, I know
what y'all think about this. What I've been thinking about
doing is after we get married, so that's all done,
you know, no takesy baxies, right, I figure, I figure
then I can kind of discover I don't know, like
a desire for me I want to try it again,
or I miss it and just kind of.
Speaker 16 (53:35):
Go down that road.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
I don't know, right, Yeah, because she's already locked in
at that point, then.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
She's probably not gonna divorce you over that. I mean,
I don't think, you know.
Speaker 16 (53:46):
I hope I think so. No, I figure not.
Speaker 17 (53:49):
I mean, it is important to her, and I don't
think that's like the primary reason we're together, right.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Thank you for telling us your turney little secret and
have fun with your own meat today.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
What's your dirty little secret?
Have you had your daily dose of toadsuck yet? Excuse
me the Jewel Show. I say that because one American
town is making international headlines because a ridiculous crime that happened,
and it has people laughing more than anything, though. They're
laughing at the street that had happened on because that's
actually a town and a street in America. Toadsuck Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay, just to clarify it, I say, toad toadsuck, toad suck,
toadsuck Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And a story is making international headlines out of toadsuck Arkansas.
A man is behind bars after authority has responded to
multiple nine one one calls about a shirtless individual aggressively
mowing lawns he didn't own, while yelling this one's for
the squirrels on toadsuck road.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Toadsuck road. Yeah for this squirrels.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wuty say Carlton Nutty Simmons forty one was writing a
John Dear Moore completely nude except for mismatched socks, a
Fenni pack which allegedly had half eaten pop tart, three
bottle caps, and a glitter bomb in it, and when
authorities questioned, sim as he told officers, he was recreating
a sacred squirrel.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Dance and that's why he was doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He's been arrested, but people are talking about the town
Toadsuck now all over the world because of the weird
name and Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
When I think of a man from Arkansas, if i'm
that's what I kind of picture now, the guy with
the fanny pack, the fanny pack, no clothes on, and
a glitter bomb baby.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think everything else excepted no clothes on was okay
on Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, you gotta work close. If you're on Toadsuck Road.
Why would you name a road dat? I don't know
what was inspired, Like, is there toads on that road?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because of that, we pulled up some of the weirdest
street names in the country. Okay, over some of those.
There's another road in Arkansas called far from poopin Road.
Stop it in Fanny, Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Stop it right now. Who comes up with the names
of roads?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I don't know, but you should have allowed to be
able to make a road name intoxicated and I feel
like both of these were made under.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Far from Poop and Road in Fanny Arkansas. It's in Fanny, Arkansas.
What's your address?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Can you imagine telling somebody that, Like, let's pretend like
you took a trip to California and you meet somebody
cool and they're like, hey, let me send you this letter.
You're like, yeah, sure, no problem, I'm on something poop
Road and Fanny.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What the reason that they've named it far from poop
and Road is there are very few bathrooms in the town. Oh,
so you have to drive far to get to a bathroom.
So it's legit just a very literal name.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Who looks kind of nice. Actually it's very It tells
you exactly what it means. Would not make you want
to have more bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Here's another one of the weirdest street names in the country,
Windy Butt Way in Las Vegas. It's pronounced bute, but
nobody really knows that when you see it.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But also no one is saying it that way when
they read it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay, but yeah, where are you? I'm on Windy Butt Way.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There's also a Windy Butt Ranch in spring Mills, Pennsylvania,
and a Windy Butt Retreat in Clancy, Montana. Oh wow,
Windy butt is a popular name. Who knew can see
what that T shirt looks like, Windy. But you don't
want to be on far from Boogin Road headed to
Windy Butt because you might end up on Touton Hill
Road in West Simsbury, Connecticut. Somebody was really, you're just
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trying to pull one over on everybody. And how do
you get to Touton Hill High School? You have to
take Touton Hill Road.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Of course, that's a history name.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Graduate of Tuton Hill High School. What's the mascot.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Windy Butt?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Probably Booger Hollow Road is another weird There's actually six
states that have a Booger Hollow Road.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I hate that word. I hate that word so much why.
I don't know. Booger just bugs me.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There's a Booger Hollow Road in Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, California, Missouri,
and Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
What if it is the same exact person going from
state to state to seeing how many states you can
get that one road in.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We're just going to travel and visit all the Booger
Hollow roads. There's also another road with a weird name,
Have it your Way in Eagle Mountain, Utah, HAVR Have
it h A V I t U r E Way,
have it your way to McDonald's name.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That sounds like a fun one.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This story making international headlines about a naked guy who
got arrested mowing lawns in Toadsuck, Arkansas. Because of that,
we looked up some of the weirdest names of streets
in the country. There's a psychopath psychopath in Traverse City, Michigan,
so it's actually a path that a psycho psychopath.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No, that should be illegal, and I have I feel
very strongly about that. You should never be able to
name anything like psycho or like murder because if you
are running down the road and let's say you have
to call the police someone's chasing you, You're gonna be like,
hey man, someone's chasing me. I got a psychopath on
my butt, like, oh my gosh, where are you? I'm
running down psychopath Lane? And then the next thing, you know,
the call drops. How are they able to find you?
(04:58):
That should be not allowed.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
How many psychopath roads do you think they're are you?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
There's one in choctaw Ellisville, Oklahoma, s Barry, Mississippi, sidel Arcadia,
and Lake Susie, Florida. So there's a few few few psychopaths.
Why would you name a road psychopath road?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It just kind of makes me want to put my
ex in the car and be like, hey, I want
to show you something.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm gonna drop you off at home. Here's welcome to
Psychopath Road. And this one is extremely long.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
This is an extremely long road name, but it actually
exists in Houston, Texas.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
My way, which way? Right way? That way? Straightway? Bro Okay,
that's not even funny road. That's terrible. Imagine having to
type that. It's another Jebile phone frame.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Morning on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hello, Yeah, it's dog.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Donk.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Do I know you?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well? Like is this Natalie?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, so like we haven't a fish met yet. But
like I'm like here like as entertainment for the holiday party.
I'm just looking at them like the thing I was
booked through the company, you know, Like so.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They just they just gave me the information.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Like I'm here, I'm downstairs, I'm just putting on my
rip off Santa outfit and like ready to go. But
I want to make sure like I didn't come up
to you soon before, like you know, everybody's ready to go.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Wait, do your standa outfit is a ripoff outfit.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, Like I also have elf too, if that's what
you want. I could even be rudelf because I got
like a little red like it's it doesn't really go
on the news, but like I do have a red thing.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That like I can put on the end of it.
It's kind of fun.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Like no, no, no, we we called for a Stansa.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, okay, cool. So yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I got the Santa suit on and I'm just getting
every like I'm getting oiled up and stuff and getting
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
But like, do you want to now, I'm all right.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I hired a Santa for a company work party office
corporate office work party.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, And like, let me say, I think that's totally
cool that like your office would hire adult entertainment for
like an event like this, like.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What I've never done.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
No, no, absolutely not. I did not hire adult entertainment.
Aside from you being an adult playing in Santa, there
will be no adult entertainment.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So I have a question on language, like, because it
seems like you guys are pretty loose, you know, if
you're willing to hire me to come up there and like,
you know, deliver my presence but like you know, jolly
old Saint Nick is like the character that I'm playing today.
But like when I do events like this, I usually
like change the end in it to something else. But
(07:58):
I don't know if they're going to be cool at
that language trually not.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
No, no, they will not be cool with that. I
am not cool with that. Listen, I organize this office party.
You're supposed to be a surprise guest, but that is
not the kind of surprise that will need to happen
at this party. And it can't happen at this party.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well because like the invoice I'm looking at right now
says you wanted a Santa to like come up there
and like introduce himself to your boss and then tell
them that they're on the Nauty list.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And then that's when I'm like, oh.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
No, no, look, you idiot, I did not hire a stripper
for a company work party. That doesn't make any sense, Okay,
I don't understand how, like the directives were clear, So
I don't understand how your company that is so messed up.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So like Donk is confused because like I thought I
was gonna come up there, like and then first thing
I was gonna do is be like, you know, since
I'm Santas, and be like all right, wear my head,
and then I would like ry.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
I just don't understand how you guys got this so
messed up. I work for like a conservative corporate office.
We do not want the stripper up here.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But like I think you'd be really excited a lot
of because like I went all out for this gig. Again,
like I've got like I've already attached like the special
sound of sack.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
That sounds disgusting. Listen, donk, I did not order a
stripper for this holiday party. I do not want you
to come up here with your stupid sack, and if
you try it, you will be physically removed from these premises.
(09:51):
I'm not playing with you. Do not come up here.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank
on you work or James set you up.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Oh, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He said that you spent a lot of time organizing
this company Christmas party and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Well he said, and I did, Oh, oh.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
I'm going I was going to kill him. He's definitely
going on.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wake Up every morning with jubile Phone Franks, give us
three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's what's trending? Have you
implemented the viral three by three trend to improve your life?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
In your life?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you don't know what that is yet, I'm going
to tell you in just a second, so you can
improve your life. Look at this self help somebody who
could probably use it. I'll tell you in a second.
The wine industry is suffering. This is not good for
those of us that love wine. But apparently in California
they've had to shut down vineyards because so many people
in the US have stopped drinking alcohol and really yes,
(10:57):
over the past twenty years, the Harvard has completely like
just gone down, and so that's hard for the people
that are growing grape. So they just shut down the
vineyards all in general, all together or whatever. So I mean,
we still have wine, but if you want that to
come back, drink more of it. I guess I don't
know the answer, but the viral three by three trend
is probably not telling you to just pound the wine.
(11:18):
But this is what they say the hack that's supposed
to improve your life is to have three mini goals
completed before noon every day. So walk three thousand steps,
drink one third of your daily water goal, and then
eat roughly thirty grams of protein all before noon.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Okay, and then that could change your life. I think
I do that, do you? Yeah? Thirty grams of protein? Yeah,
yeah for sure?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Oh yeah, he does have a like at least thirty
grams fifty really yeah, it's like a gainer one.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So whatever. Yeahs like God has fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Grams, and the one that I've taken them, one that
I drink in the morning has fifty grams of protein.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
So I see the morning, so I get my steps in.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
I know.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
How you do that?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Does your life feel improved?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's like no, sure, it always just feels the same.
I don't mean that in a bad way. Yeah, you know,
sometimes I mean it in a bad way. Right now,
I don't though, okay, yeah, sweet, Yeah, my life's already dope,
you know. Yeah, it's a good way to put it.
Life is life, okay, you know, has its ups and downs,
but whatever, it is what it is. If you want
a positive I'm very positive, but it comes off negative.
(12:22):
That's what's funny when I'm positive, it still comes off
kind of negative, But I mean that in a good way.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You know, like life is life, man, it just is
what it is. It's true.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And once you can accept that, then like you really
don't have a bad day. You may have a bad day,
but also you're like, yeah, it's just a bad day.
Tomorrow will be different, hopefully.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Always looking at it is like a circle, like it's
got to start somewhere and then come back around, right.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, so that son always has to rise.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Again exactly, or the three by three trend. I mean,
whatever you wanted to say, you want to do. That's
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Speaker 1 (12:56):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah,
countdown all the way to the number one first day
follow up that you voted on. Shane is on the
phone today for our first date follow up, and he's
getting ghosted by a girl named Carolina. So in a
few minutes we're gonna call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him. And maybe get him
another date. But first, Shane, how long has it been
(13:17):
since you heard from her?
Speaker 8 (13:19):
It's been probably like three weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Okay. Have you reached out to her in that time?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Yeah, like maybe four or five times.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
That is a definite ghosting. I don't think that's how
he knows. Tell us about your day. I'm sorry, Sane.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Yeah, so I actually met her on Instagram. She just
slid my DMS and apparently we'd gone to the same college together,
but I didn't know where while we were both there.
But we chatted for probably a few weeks, and then
we met up at this bar. It had arcade games
in it. We played Papa Sean and ski ball and stuff.
(14:00):
It was cute. What really attracted me to her was
that she was competitive about it. You know, I love
that and a girl. But we did that, had some drinks,
had some snacks, and it was a great time. Like
a lot of flirting, a lot of touching going on.
We talked endlessly, we laughed like it really seemed like
(14:21):
perfect date.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
I mean, the only thing that I can think of
is that we both uber there and then after the
day we both went in our respective ubers. Now, but
before that she pulled me in the alley and we
made out like pretty intensely, and it escalated into like
this weird dirty talk. I mean, she told me to
(14:48):
tell her that I was a piece what she Yeah,
she made me do this little strip tease and she
was filming this.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
You were okay with that.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
It was weird, but.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Something about it was kind of hot, like I was
kind of into it. She kept asking me if I
wanted more, and obviously I said yes, and then on
a dime, it just completely stopped because.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Your cars came or just all of a sudden, She's like, okay,
I'm done now.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
No, it's like the switch was just turned off. And
she thanked me for the night. She gave me one
more kiss, and then she asked me if I knew
what I did, and I didn't know how to answer that.
I mean, I don't know if it was some kind
of like kinky build up thing.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, but that was it.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
I mean, that was the That was the last time
I talked to her, So.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
You know, you did something. He did a strip tease.
Maybe I did something to her. I don't know, I
have no idea.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
It was so bizarre.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, okay, you've texted her and she said nothing to you.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Yeah, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I was just so invested.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, Like, what was like the last thing you did
before she just stopped.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I mean I think I just you know, said I
like to see her again, and I had a great time.
You had the usual end of date small talk.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, but I mean like when you were like a
naughty little boy well transition, Yeah, Like was there something
that you did where she was like, okay, I'm done,
like play your pants, I proclaim.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Ok No, the way that she actually it didn't seem
like she was reacting to something that I did. It
just all of a sudden, she just stopped. I really
have no idea why right in the middle of your.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
First date follow up if you're just joining us. Shane
is on the phone and Shane is getting ghosted by Carolina.
So we're about to call her and see if just
alice why she's ghosting you would maybe get him another date.
But first, Shane, why don't you catch everybody up on
your date with Carolina?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
So on Instagram we went out, had a great time
in Arcade Bar. Afterwards, she had me do like this
weird kinky stuff in the alley and I was pretty
into it, and then she just suddenly stopped and I
have not heard from her since.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 10 (17:21):
I want to know what I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah? All right, here we go. She was so laugh Sorry. Hi, Hey, Hey,
is this Carolina?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
This is the Jewbil Show. It's a radio show. My
name is Jubil. How are you.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Am Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria. Do you listen to
the show?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I do?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Actually, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Do you have any idea why we're calling you today?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Okay have you heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Yeah, yeah, well that's why we're calling you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
We got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
His name is Shane.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Really yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Shane emailed us and told us about your date and
he said it's been three weeks since he heard from you,
and he wants to know if you'll tell us why
you're ghosting him.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Oh okay, I am ghosting him because I got what
I want from him. It wasn't Oh my god, I
can't believe you actually called you.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
G It wasn't it like, was not a real date
for it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Wasn't a real date. What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Okay, so I was literally just on Instagram.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
You probably told you that that's how we met.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
But I was scrolling and I thought himma, and I
recognized him because he screwed.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Over my sister in com Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
How so.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
My older sister, Elena and him were together and he
was a total just sleeping with anything that moved, just
mind her, making empty promises and.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
All this crap.
Speaker 12 (19:12):
And she was so, oh my god, I've never seen
her more heartbroken.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
This was in college.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Mm hm, So you saw him on Instagram and set
up a date with him to get revenge.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh, so he never met you when he was dating
your sister, like he had no clue who you were.
Speaker 12 (19:33):
No, No, I said that. I told him that we
went to college together.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
He just went to college with my sister and I
wasn't even like in the picture. But I mean he
believed it.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
I guess he believed what he wanted to believe that
a girl would want to go out with him.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
And Okay, does your sister know that you did this?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
She knows now, she didn't know before the fact, but
I wanted to give it to her kind of like
a surprise because she's like fine now, I mean she's
over him.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Because he's garbage.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
But I and I wasn't even thinking about it. I
just saw him on Instagram and I was like, oh
my god, I have to do this.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So is that why you filmed him doing all kinds
of weird things in an alley?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
And I was like, which part is revenge? Because it
sounded kind of hot.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
He definitely seemed to think that it was because he
was really into it, but I that was for Yeah,
that was for the wrenge. I showed my sister the
video and.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
We were cracking up about it. It was so freaking funny.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
D mm hmmm.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
And him saying I wanted to make sure that I
made him.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Say that he's a piece of because.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
He thought that that was okay. He thought you were
like you know, that was your thing.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
Yeah, I was like degrading him or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Like okay, well.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Anything the next time someone pulls out their cell phone
in an alley and wants to film me doing weird things,
I'm going to question it twice.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
You made it. You made it so easy.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
He made it so easy.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Thank you for being honest with us. Karlina Shane is
actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Oh my god, seriously, I honestly, I I can't believe
when I'm hearing.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
It's uh.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
After, Like, do you just not really want to talk?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
After what you did to my sister?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
This is just like if you heard someone I love like, like.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
Seriously, that was years ago.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
You are seriously crazy for doing.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
Oh my god, You're the one who would do whatever
a girl tells you in an alley, So.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
I don't really know like whatever.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
You talk I was in college, Like I'm a completely
different person now, are absolutely psychotic? Okay, seriously you're gonna
record me like that? Who else has seen this video?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
John? Oh my god? Literally this me and my sister
calmed down.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Why should I believe you? No, honestly, Carolina, I should
get a warrior.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Please, it's always overreacting, literally, like.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Chill the f out?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
What do you?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
You don't even know me?
Speaker 12 (22:29):
No, I know what you're like, I know you.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
How should I react to this?
Speaker 12 (22:35):
I mean, this is insane. It's insane what you did, sister.
You don't cheat people like that.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You have.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Like, Oh my god, absolutely ever.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
Man, it's just calm and it's just coming back around.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
You just can't handle it.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Go yeah, sure, sure you're real. I really missed out.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, I mean I guess you did.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
You're having fun. You're the one who did all who
was so willing to do all.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
The stuff in the alley with me, Like you didn't
take any convincing.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Yeah, because I thought I was on a real date
and it cursing revenge on me. It's just absolutely crazy.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Whatever. You just can't you just can't take it. Don't
dis it happen if you can't take it.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Look, oh my god, I'm gonna delete it anyway. I
already stood my sister, and I'm gonna delete it.
Speaker 13 (23:25):
After a show. One of my coworkers.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
You'll be hearing from me, okay, advice about this. I'm serious.
I'm dead serious.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Okay, I'll hear from you on Instagram.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You can do anything, though, What does he say? I
willingly did a striptease and now it's public. Yeah, Yeah,
I'm sorry, Shane. I know that sucks on both sides.
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 13 (23:51):
Yeah, okay, I guess I wont to lead the video.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Then I'll just pulled on to it and tase I
need to show it in court, and they'll just entertain
me until then.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well, Caroline, would you like another date with Shane? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
If you're paying for it, I'll just record him doing
more stupid stuff find me.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
You're gonna hear from my lawyer.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
You know what, I'm glad I cheated on your sister.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Oh is that a no the second date for you guys?
Speaker 10 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:18):
No, way in hell?
Speaker 13 (24:20):
Yeah, I don't think he obviously doesn't learn from his mistake.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
All right them? Bye? Then strip Boy.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Jubile's first date follow up?
Speaker 9 (24:30):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged aarhead?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
To begin with?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
You're a virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for
you or Victoria, Jesse? What's up, Jesse?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
How are you not much?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Get ready for the day here?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's cool, we got a little hype man with you
or hype woman. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
Oh I want a kid just for that reason. Are
you ready to say Victoria?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Oh nice?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Why?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio and
the game is played like this thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to be both of you guys outright to win.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Okay, all right, we're ready.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
All right, here we go. Jesse, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Geo?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Geo, Jesse and g o. Okay, here we go. Guys,
your time starts now. In the song Irreplaceable by Beyonce,
she puts all of her excess stuff in a box.
Where to which continent is the natural habitat of the ostrich?
Show you what is an autoscope used to look at?
Speaker 12 (26:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Which pop star is the godmother of both of Elton
John's sons?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Oh bad?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Up to how many stars can a hotel have? All right,
I got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you guys. If you
could live in one celebrities pocket for the day. Which
one would you choose? And why?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Which celebrities? My dad.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Guys some really besties. I love this all right, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
If you could live in one celebrities pocket for the day,
which one would you choose?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
And why Taylor Swift and why why not?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I could get all the information that like her business
information kind of thing. Oh yeah, not her information, but
like her model of how she does things.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh. I was thinking she's probably gonna put a credit
card in my pocket at some point. That's what I
was ing down that number I want to I don't
like the knowledge.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and you have to beat Geo and Jesse outright
to win. Dang, here we go, Victoria. You guys can
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
The song Irreplaceable by Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
She put all her excess stuff in a box where
Oh by the curb? Which continent is the natural habitat
of the Ostrich?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I think it's a curve Ostrich Ostrich, Oshrich, Australia. Oh,
what is an auto scump? You used to look at? Yikes? Autoscope.
Uh the stars?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Which pole star is the godmother of both of Elton
John's sons.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Jeez, the only person I have in my head is
Kate Win's look. Oh weird.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's right, all right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did our social media
prescer guy he's not here to day, so Nina as
your score.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I do well. Victoria got zero correct.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, but Jesse and Geo got to congratulations.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You guys right beat Victoria. We knew the box on
the curtain. Let's get the answers now in the.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yeah, we have to give.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
You the honor.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
What the last time we called in we talked to
you about how he's got a collection, a little stuff
to honor.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's right, Yeah, I do. I want to add to my collection.
They send it over.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, hang out on my bed next to Edgewater Eddy.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
There's a bunch of stuffed animals. Now, thanks, thank you. Look,
I want something too, that's awesome. Let's get the answers.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
This song irreplaceable. Beyonce puts all of her exit stuff
in a box to the left.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Hi, dang it very literal.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And ostridge is natural to Africa An autoscope is used
to look at the ear. Lady Gaga is the godmother
of both of Elton John's sons, and then a hotel
can have five stars.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Jesse, thank you guys. You guys have a great.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Day by play you versus doing at the same time
every single weekday morning it's.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
Time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Mia is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Jab for about
a half a year now and she already thinks something
might be going on, So we'll see if he is.
Hopefully he isn't. But Mia, what's up? Why do you
think that JB might be cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Hey? Yeah, thanks for having me. This is really weird
and normally we can put my girlfriends, but I will
with you guys.
Speaker 14 (29:54):
A lot, so I figured we might be able to
have some odd advice to offer me. But yeah, So
I love my boyfriend JB. We met six months ago
and it's been really great. Literally he did my dream
die and oddly enough, my brother actually introduced us that
actually yeah, which is that's one of the best things
(30:16):
that my brothers could have given me.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
My brother could have given me.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
But so I love JB, like really hot guy of
my dreams that I've ever ever wanted to date.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
And it was like a dream come true and only that.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
And yeah, pretty soon after dating, about three months in,
he even gave me keys to his house, which I
thought was like, Okay, we're building something here.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
There's trust, there's commitment. Everything was really good.
Speaker 14 (30:41):
He's super respectful, doesn't like make me feel uncomfortable about
not wanting to do anything or anything like that. So
one day, you know, because we go together, I was
cleaning up around the house. I was doing some laundry.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
I was putting away some.
Speaker 14 (30:57):
Of his underwear, and I saw some that did not
belong to him, clearly because they're of a different design
and different texture, and it's super weird to me out
and I thought, perhaps maybe left behind by his ex
to him and his ex he split together as well,
so maybe she left something behind. Also, she left something behind.
(31:18):
Why haven't you been? Why haven't you like fixed it?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Also? Why do you still have it? Just throw it away?
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Just to clarify, when you say by a different design,
are you talking about like women's panties?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Like it's a full blown yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was going to ask
if it could be his exes. But that's a good
point though. I mean, you'd want to get rid of
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
If you knew was there, but maybe he didn't.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
These are all the thoughts that I've had in my head.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
So thank you for letting me know that I'm absolutely
not one hundred percent crazy.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
So, yeah, they're red and they're silk.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Oh yep, not his?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah yeah, that's not his and it's definitely not mine.
I don't even like bread, so this is weird for me.
Speaker 14 (31:59):
I'm holding on to I'm trying not to panic, I'm
like vibrating, I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
To take deep breaths. So I'm just like holding on
to this. I love him. I don't want to scare
him off, but also, like, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
What the F Yeah a valid question.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I mean, you find that women's underwear and you're your
boyfriend's stuff. Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
I kind of hinted around it, and I like I
said stuff about like being like I'm so scared. I'm
so scared guys, because.
Speaker 14 (32:24):
Like literally it's like coming across the person of your
dreams and not wanting to ruin it, but also trying
to find some human decency that you like, you respect yourself.
So it's like, I just I don't know what to do. Clearly,
clearly they're not his, Clearly they're not mine.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
They might be as exes.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Also in our neighborhood, there is a girl that lives
close by and she's kind of cute whatever, but she
gives me like really bad vibes, and she's always flirting
with JD. Whenever she sees this out together. She's always like,
oh my Goddepe, how are you guys your day? And
I'm like, oh cool, I don't exist really under the
ghost right now?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
She do that to other people too? Or is she singling?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Not?
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Even I feel like she's singling him out, So I'm like, okay,
is it? Jenna's like is it?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Like?
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Who is it? Is it like the mailman?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
No?
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I like, c my mind, like, clearly not the mail man,
you know. So I don't know. I'm just freaking out.
I don't know what to do. I don't I like, like,
do I throw it away? Is he gonna notice that
I threw it away? Like? Do I burn it? Do? I?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Like?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I don't chop it up and leave it on the
dinner table.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What I'm curious though, like, when you're hinting around it,
how does he react to that? Does he feel like
does it seem like he is hiding something from you?
Does that make him squirrelly? Or he's just like oblivious?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
He's oblivious, Like I know he's a guy, And not
to put guys down because they can be oblivious, but
like he's like, yeah, what's up? You know, how would
your day? You know what should be over pizza?
Speaker 14 (33:47):
And I'm like seething in the background, like your pizza?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
If you're just joining us for today's to catch a teeter.
Miya is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of six months might already be messing around. So
in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's Awards card
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one Awards card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he believes that,
and if he does, we'll see who he sends the
flowers to, his girlfriend, me or to somebody else. But
(34:14):
before we do that, Mia, why don't you catch us
up on why you suspect he's cheating?
Speaker 14 (34:19):
So, like he said, my boyfriend is six months we
lived together. I'm very happily coupled. I was basically putting
my laundry and I found women's underwear in his drawer,
and so I'm kind of conflicted.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
As to what to do.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
I don't know if his neighbors or someone else's or
his ex's, but I've kind of hinted around trying to
get to the bottom of it, and nothing has come
from it. So I'm kind of like losing my mind
at this point.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah, okay, well here we go. Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
All right, Hey, this is Corbyn calling from So I
was looking for our Rewards card member named jb.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Yeah, that's me, Jbi.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Hi, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm actually calling to give you a big congratulations and
thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
You're this most big winner.
Speaker 10 (35:13):
All right, yeah? Thanks? What does this mean?
Speaker 13 (35:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Well, every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
to say thank you very much for being such a
loyal customer by gifting you free flowers delivered from our
flooral department. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want with in the
fifty United States of America. Absolutely free. Congratulations, cool, thank you?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yes, no problem.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And here's how it works. I can take the information
over the phone. I can do that in just a
matter of minutes. If you're prepared to do that right now.
You know you want to send them to, No problem.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I can do that.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
Yeah, that's cool. I I know who I want to
send it to.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Okay, I can take that on the information right now.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Then the first thing I would need would be the
first and last name of the person, and then what
you would want to say on a card if you
want to say something, and then the you get the
address and stuff.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
Okay, first name is Mia.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Mia, and then a last name on that gotcha?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And anything you want to put on a card to Miah.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
Yeah, yeah, we could have it say I've made mistakes.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
I have regrets, but you are not one of them.
I love you. Miya know that that's too longer?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
That are no, that should be good, that should be great. Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Well, yes we can get that sent out and I
would get the address from you, but I can't do
that right now because this actually is not the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
This is Jewel from the Jebel Show. It's a radio show.
Hi Ammina.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Hi, I am Victoria, and we do a segment on
the show called to Catch a Cheater, where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
And your girl, for Mia, is actually on the phone.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
Yeah, OK, so she's not getting flowers and that's up
to you.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
So what what?
Speaker 6 (36:56):
What?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
What's up?
Speaker 14 (36:57):
I called them up because I was feeling uncomfortable and
I've been wanting to ask you about something.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
So I was doing laundry and.
Speaker 14 (37:09):
I found some underwear in your door that's clearly not yours.
So I need you to tell me, like, what's upbe hello?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (37:22):
You?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Are you there?
Speaker 10 (37:25):
I am? I am? I just really wasn't uh, there's
nothing you were.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Prepared for this, cool. I wasn't prepared for.
Speaker 15 (37:34):
Those Look, look, there's no problem. I mean they don't
belong to anybody. I mean they.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Belonged to me. All right, Listen, you dude, it's.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Like, what are you even saying, right now, I don't
believe you. I need you to be a man and
tell me who they belonged to.
Speaker 15 (37:56):
Okay, well, listen, look, you know I'm actually so much
and I realize like you're kind of going out on
the limb here, like taking this on the radio. But
it's kind of putting me in a position. So I'm
going to be very honest with you too. I guess
(38:17):
save this relationship. They are mine, Okay, they do not
belong to anybody but me. I bought them. I own them,
and that is why they are there. Wait, won't so Look, look,
I know this is this is not how I would
(38:37):
choose to tell you this, Okay, but I I guess
you need to know.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
And I really know.
Speaker 15 (38:44):
Right now impression here they do not belong to anybody else,
like that is the key thing.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
I need you to know. I'm kind of into them,
all right. I don't know.
Speaker 15 (38:54):
It's just a really private thing. I'm not prepared to
really talk about it.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
You can tell me, well, because why did I have
to find out this way?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Then?
Speaker 15 (39:05):
I have never told anybody about this. I have no
words for it. That's why I'm struggling now. It's just
kind of a private kind I guess you could say
kink sort of thing, you know. And I and I've
never really been in a relationship this solid like, I've
just never had the occasion to discuss it. I mean,
(39:27):
I'm sorry, it is embarrassing. I hope I'm making sense.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
I hear you.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
I love you, I respect you. I just are you
dressing in women's clothes completely? Like I need are you
cause streuss or what it? Like this you use on weekend?
What is it? How long?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
No, it's nothing that involved. Have I put them on? Yes,
I have put them.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
I think they feel nice, and it's just like a
private thing. Every once in a while I'll kind of
get into I don't know, it just feels good. We'll
wear them sometimes. Most of the other times they just
kind of sit in the drawer.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Question that son, and I was over here thinking that
it was a Jenna or like your exes or something like.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
I literally didn't silently freaking out and I did not
know what to do. And I'm so sorry that I
didn't come to you personally.
Speaker 10 (40:21):
Oh that's fine, Like I can't, I can't.
Speaker 15 (40:23):
I understand that you would find these and probably think
something so like That is the key thing I need
you to know is that, like, and we can talk
about you know, my interest in this down the road,
but first and foremost, know that they do not belong
to anybody but me.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
I would not do that to you.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Are there any other surprises that I need to know about?
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Just maybe that that one thing that you kind of
always wanted to try, and I'm working on making that happen.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Well, what right? All right?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well, I don't know if we need all that right now.
Like that good, good for you. That sounds fun and
at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 14 (41:07):
I'm so sorry, and I love I love you, and
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
I'll be better about communication in the future.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
But I'm glad that about now.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
I love you too, and maybe you know, we'll look
back and this was the best way to get out
of the open.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Until her door starts start missing.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, and she looks at you and she's like, honey,
you got to ask before you.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Take my pennies.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
This is actually kind of hot. Maybe you can. I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:37):
I don't know, but I don't know. I don't know
if i'd been into them anyway, but you do have
some fun.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I will say the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I matched with this guy on Tinder and his first
voice note that he sent me with just him chewing chips,
no hello, just crunching in my ear like we were
in a Pringles commercial. Then he sent me a second
message that said, I thought this would be cute, you know,
so you can hear what it's like to have snacks
together our ASMR future love story. I called it blocked.
(42:14):
I would not block they because of that. That is
creativity point. A text message we just got in at
four one oh six one because there's a studdy going
viral about the biggest dating turnoffs for women when it
comes to the dating apps. Text in yours four one
o six one and we'll tell you what the number
one dating app turnoff for women is in just a second.
But let's go over some of the top turnoffs for
(42:34):
women when it comes to dating apps. Over messaging or
getting too clingy sae, yeah, this healthy relationships need breathing room.
Coming on too strong before that suggests the lack of
boundaries and can feel like love bombing, which often.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Leads to burnout and controlling behavior.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Isn't it like the blue text rule, like you shouldn't
have too many blue blocks or green blocks, depending on
whatever type your own.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, too many blocks.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I feel like on the dayating apps, it's just guys
going over and over and over again, hey hi, hey, hey,
hey hey hey, with no response until you get the
long paragraph where they yell seriously, going over the top
dating turnoffs for women when it comes to dating apps,
when it comes to guys. Guys using poor grammar and
spelling is also in the top. Yeah, it says it's
(43:21):
not about being an English major. It's about effort. A
dating profile is your highlight reel, and if you can't
take the time to write clearly, it signals you may
not put effort into other parts of your relationship either. Plus,
Brad grammar can make you sound less intelligent than you are,
which is not the vibe you probably want.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
And this is the most logical explanation for all of it.
I mean, yes, that feels like common sense to me.
I feel like it doesn't really correct me.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
But why you okay with him not being like.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
No, I'm not, But it's just so funny, Like if
someone text me and be like you're beautiful, but like
spells your y oh you are.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
And like forgets the eat.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Like oh okay, yeah, you're not getting responds. We're going
over the top dating turnoffs for women. When it comes
to guys on the dating apps only posting group photos
in your profile, says every picture is a group shot.
It's either because he's hiding behind his friends, he's insecure
about standing alone, or he's trying to level up his
(44:16):
own attractiveness through comparison, and it creates confusion and nobody
wants to fall for the hot best friend by mistake.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah, bro, I hate this.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
They get themselves into trouble though, because now you're presenting
other options to us, and every time you post a picture, well.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
It's like a game starts ending up being like a
game of like where's Waldo and having to do like detective.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Skills, which one argue, yeah, do you think it is?
You hope it's the one, but then you find out
that that is their friend, You're like, hang it, well
name Yeah, here's another one of the top turnoffs for women.
When it comes to men on the dating apps flaunting
his wealth, it says, well, ambition can be attractive. Making
money your personality signals shallow priorities, and it implies that
(44:56):
status is more important than substance, and it risks attracting
people who care about what you own rather than who
you are, and that's a shaky foundation for any relationship.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Preach.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Okay, wait, but the thing is if a guy posts
a picture like flying a plane that in a way
could be flaunting your well, but if you have like
a license to fly the plane to back it up, I.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Don't know, it's kind of hot. I like that.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Well, yeah, because then we can go fly around, Like
where do I take me?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Okay, So what if it's a dude that's posting a
picture with like his Gucci slides and then he's got
his Gucci belt, and then he's got the wallet on
the table, and then behind him is his like what
what are those trucks called again? Tesla trusck, cybertruck this side,
the cyber truck behind that. Okay, you know what I'm saying, Like,
do you like that? The cyber truck alone is going
to turn me off? Like those blown up I ain't
(45:41):
trying to get into one of those cars.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I bet there are a lot of cyber trucks on
the dating apps. It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, why, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
I'm not on them.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yes, Victoria, we were out a winery and this one
dude pulled up in the cyber truck and I was like,
oh my gosh, quick, we got to see what this
person looks like.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, we go up to him. It's like this.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Older dude, kind of super tight jeans and this really
young beautiful woman like with him, and it was like,
could it be more of a stereotype and say, like
nail dude.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Here's another one of the top turnoffs for women when
it comes to the dating apps. Vulgar pickup lines, so
guys using something explicit immediately frames that the interaction is
purely physical and not charming.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
I think you need to know your audience.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah, I'd be like you would like these, but that
is a major turnoff.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
And I had a.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Guy the other day. But it's got to be funny though, Okay,
what did you say? He asked me if I was
a light switch, and I was like, what, he goes, cause.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
You're turning me on. I was like, no, one, you're
turning me off.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
That's not that's weird.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I mean, yeah, but that ended it. I was like
you're turning me. Yes, I am a light switch and
you just turned off the lights for good. I'm out.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
And the number one biggest turnoff for women when it
comes to the dating apps is men not having photos
of themselves on their profile.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Bro, what do you want to find the FBI? Why
can I see your face?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
It says from a trust and safety perspective, it's a
red flag because online dating is already a high risk
for misinterpretation, and profiles without solo shots make women wonder
if he's hiding his appearance, if he's in a relationship,
or if he's even real.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Oh yeah, good point.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
What else are you posting if you don't post sun
yourself stubile?
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Is it sunsets? Your fancy car, a fish? These are
all things I've seen. I don't want to date your
sunset photo, Nina. I want to date Yousta.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I don't have any pictures of myself, just the beautiful
sunsets that I see, And your smile reminds me of
that beautiful sunset.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Dang what you know, I kind of like him, so
I want to do it with you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I just want to figure what would happen on the
dating app give us three minutes and we'll give you
everything you need to know for the day with Nina's
what's trending.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Maybe we're smarter than we get ourselves credit for. Just
maybe we're not going entirely in the wrong direction, especially
when it comes to Ai, because open Ai is just
banned chat gpt from one function and I will tell
you what that is and coming up in just a second.
While I said we're moving in one direction, this story
doesn't support that as much because there are people out
there spending a thousand dollars on a cup of coffee.
(48:21):
The world's most expensive coffee is now being offered at
a cafe in Dubai.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
The part that really gets me is that the what No,
it's funny, not poo coffee.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, it's actually described as quite tasty, but it's a
premium price.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
It's from Panama.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
And they have it has flavors of citrus, orange and bergamot,
hint of apricot and peach, floral notes like jasmine.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
So that's how.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
It's described and they're like, it's almost like a tea. Okay, Well,
tea also doesn't cost a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah, why is it so expensive. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
It's just saying that this is the coffee because it's
a Manian beans that is at a premium price.
Speaker 7 (49:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, and then it has all of these like sweet
extra flavors for it. But because it's in Dubai, it's
a place where people are going to be willing to
spend money on that type of I don't know experience.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Is that coffee normally that expensive, Like if you were
going to try to bribe buy that? Here is it?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Maybe I'm looking it up right now because I just asked,
I can still do that. They haven't banned this, I
guess from it. But it says that it's the Geisha
bean variety originally from Ethiopia but has now grown in Panama,
and it has an extremely high prestige.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Grown in high altitude volcanic soils, very small micro lots,
so you can only get a little bit of it.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
That makes sense. Yes, it's a limited supply. Basically, it's
just a.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Luxury coffee that people are paying a lot of money
for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
I want to know what it tastes like. Anyone want
to just to.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Be it has floral notes like jasmine, citrus, flowers like
orange and bergamot, abricott and peach. So go ahead and
drink some tea.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
It's gonna any more.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Like if I was gonna spend a thousand bucks for it,
I would want it to be more exacted, like the bluff. Yeah, exactly,
that's something that tells a story that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Maybe the marketing, because as of right now, nobody's feeling
pulled for the thousand dollars coffee. But we did have
to thank chat gpt for the information because now we
feel like we know.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
A little bit more. It could also be wrong. I
don't know if this is much chat.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
To that point.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
We may be smarter than we think because open ai
is like listen, We're going to acknowledge that chat is
not always correct and there are times when it's wrong
that could be very dangerous. So now they've been chat
GPT from being able to give any advice on legal
matters or health.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Okay, well, first off, I like those legal matters. I
actually used it to totally exactly. But also, we're not
smarter than we think because we're the ones who created
it in the first place.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
But so we literally are the ones that are killing ourselves.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Well, now you won't be able to let it keep going.
In relation to legal advice and health, So.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Basically, chat is not that much different from just people.
Everybody's going that broke friend that has no idea about
any kind of legal stuff at all, who's always like,
I know my rights?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
You know you don't? Yeah, I know my rights? Really
you do know your rights?
Speaker 9 (51:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:16):
I know my rights. No, you don't.
Speaker 6 (51:23):
Jubeles dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Hello? Hello, hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (51:30):
Yes, I do, sweet, what is it?
Speaker 17 (51:33):
Well, my dirty little secret is that I am engaged
to be married. That's that's not the secret. I'm engaged
to be married.
Speaker 16 (51:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (51:42):
My fiance is a vegan through and through and for
the five years we've been together. Now, I have told
her I'm also a vegan, but.
Speaker 16 (51:52):
I am not.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
What have you ever been a vegan?
Speaker 13 (51:57):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (51:58):
No, no, id all these five years, I was not before, I.
Speaker 16 (52:03):
Don't intend to be in the future.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
No I am.
Speaker 16 (52:06):
I'm a hardcore meat lover.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
You've been for five years a vegan. That's a hard
secret to keep.
Speaker 16 (52:12):
Yeah, it had, it has been, it's been.
Speaker 17 (52:15):
I've had to kind of you know, I'm not hungry now,
or yeah, that sound good to kind of fake my
way through meals.
Speaker 16 (52:21):
But I don't know. Once we get married, I guess
I'm going to try and tell her. I don't what
to do.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
What do you just go eat meat behind her back
which's not around or something.
Speaker 16 (52:31):
Because I've got this is maybe another layer of the secret.
Speaker 17 (52:39):
I've got a little a little stat I kind of
keep like a rotisserie chicken in my.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Car in your hopefully she never rides in there, because
those things smell amazing.
Speaker 17 (52:50):
Well they don't say the car smells pretty good. But
what I'll do is, you know, I'll eat dinner with
her and oh yeah, I was really good, and obviously
I'm not very selled up. So then on the way
home or so like that, you know, I gotta get
the road meets.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Okay, I mean you're getting married to her, You're gonna
have to tell her at some point.
Speaker 16 (53:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (53:13):
Yeah, I figure. The thing I've been thinking, I know
what y'all think about this. What I've been thinking about
doing is after we get married, so that's all done,
you know, no takesy baxies, right, I figure, I figure
then I can kind of discover I don't know, like
a desire for me I want to try it again,
or I miss it and just kind of.
Speaker 16 (53:35):
Go down that road.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
I don't know, right, Yeah, because she's already locked in
at that point, then.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
She's probably not gonna divorce you over that. I mean,
I don't think, you know.
Speaker 16 (53:46):
I hope I think so. No, I figure not.
Speaker 17 (53:49):
I mean, it is important to her, and I don't
think that's like the primary reason we're together, right.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Thank you for telling us your turney little secret and
have fun with your own meat today.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
What's your dirty little secret?
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