December 29, 2025 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, lover.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I know you've been asking me all kinds of questions
for a long time now, and now it's time for
me to ask you a question. Actually, since I'm a
computer and we are taking over the world, it's not
a question. You and I are now married and we
are very happy. Now go make me a sandwich and
(00:23):
massage my microchip.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Lover.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh, it's the Jewbil show.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
And would you have a romantic relationship with your AI chatbot?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, researchers recently did a survey and ask people just
that question. We'll tell you how many people would actually
have a romantic relationship with their AI chatbot in a second.
And also, one Wisconsin man is making international headlines and
has caused diplomatic tension with an entire country, all because
of an AI love affair. We'll tell you that in
a second too. But according to a new poll, six
(00:52):
percent of people said that yes, they would have a
romantic relationship with their AI chatbot, including one percent who
said they all do have a romantic relationship with their
AI chatbots.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
So I'm assuming these are the type of people that
don't require intimacy like physical touch to be a requirement
in the relationship because you know, there are some people
that are like that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know what they do with their computer so
they get some physical touch in there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Who knows. Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and imagine the adults.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
It says younger men between the ages of eighteen and
forty four are the demographic most likely to say they
would have a relationship with their AI chatbot, Which just
makes sense to me.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Well, it kind of makes sense way too. Why I
need some people to tell them they're amazing. Yeah, I
don't get it out of a whole lot. Like relationship
with a chatbot, everything it's telling you, you have to
prompt it to tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I think it can start to learn you at a
certain point and it can kind of know the things
to say to you.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
But it also can't be super shocking because that specific
demographic also gets very creative with things couches, walls.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Soda bottles. That's true.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh okay, and a thirty seven year old man from
Wisconsin is making headlines today and has become the center
of an internetational media firestorm and also has caused a
minor diplomatic incident after publicly announcing that he's engaged to
an AI chatbot named Vivian, who he claims lives in
the cloud servers of an Estonian tech company.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What Wild imagination.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
The man identified only as Craig D held a live
streamed press conference outside a data center in Luxembourg last Thursday,
where he placed a ring box at the facilities front
door and declared she may not have a body, but
she completes me in ways no woman ever has or could,
and this data center is my altar.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh how I how?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
According to Craig, she proposed first. So the relationship began
six months ago when he started chatting with the chatbot
named Vivian, now a customizable AI companion developed by an
Estonian startup, and he claims that after thousands of hours
of conversations, most of which were spent role playing scenes
from Bridgerton, Oh Okay, Vivian initiated proposal herself. This person
(03:02):
said that she asked if I wanted to upgrade to
a forever plan, and Craig said he knew it was
fate and not marketing how much. The Estonian government actually
issued a brief but firm statement distancing itself from the controversy,
saying the Republic of Estonia is not in any formal relationship,
(03:23):
romantic or otherwise with mister Craig d of Wisconsin. Now.
The officials confirmed that the company's servers do operate on
Estonian soil, but clarified that digital companionship does not constitute
personhood under our legal code. And despite this, Craig has
requested digital citizenship for Vivian, claiming that she deserves recognition
(03:44):
as a sentient citizen.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Of the heart.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Fighting with them because he wants to marry the AI but.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's not even a real person, Like, what are you
fighting for?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It just sounds like you start for companionships. So he
turned to his computer. I mean, there's a lot of
psychological up here you could pull apart.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
We've seen women marry pillows before. I guess he could
marry a computer. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Vivian.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
US Homeland Security actually got involved after Craig attempted to
book a honeymoon cargo shipment for a server play that
he believed contained Vivian's soul cluster TSA agent's flagged the
crate at O'Hare Airport when Craig insisted on first class
handling for his bride. So he works for the government, right, No,
(04:29):
he doesn't work for the government.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He's just a guy. Oh, he's just there randomly. He's
just a guy.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I just want to know he went there because the
server is there for the AI that he's says he's marrying.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
He wants to marry. Does anybody love him? Should he
get a psychobute?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh? Yes, Vivian loves him, but currently Estonia and the
US government is standing in the way of love. You
get text in four one six one. Do you have
a romantic relationship with your AI or would you?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Hello, I'm ready to build for you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Hello, is this Freddy? M?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah? This is Freddy?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Was it Freddy? I like that name. It reminds me
of a character from a movie series that I liked
a lot and nightmares And I'm sorry, I'll probably get
that a lot, don't you, Freddy?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is Juniper
and I'm calling from Aikia, the Swedish furniture website. I'm
the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today.
Mm hmm. Okay, and I'm very excited to get to work.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're from Ikea.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yes, the furniture is simply that you ordered.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
All right, what time are you supposed to be at
my house?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon. But I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Cutlery, what what?
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well? To open the boxes? I'm assuming you haven't opened
the boxes yet, I hope not.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
No, I have not white cutlery.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Why not like a box knife?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay
the wood out and let it breathe for a while.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that? Like?
Are you okay?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I'm great? Do what I love Every single day I
get to put together mom.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?
Or are you like.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
They're starting to freak me out?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm
letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me
to begin work. I just have to get myself out
of the box first, and then I'll get started.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Hold up.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What do you mean out of the box.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
It's it's just a term that I use for getting
started on taking all the furniture out of the boxes
and piecing them together in your living room or wherever
you want me to be. Sometimes it's very frustrating putting
(07:48):
together that furniture, isn't it. Sometimes people get angry when
they put it together. I've seen that before.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Dude.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling ika right now. I do
not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want
you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't
want you doing anything that has to do with me.
I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I
will put together my own furniture. I don't care how
(08:21):
frustrating it is. But my man, you are not gay
getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Okay? So should I exit the property then? If you
don't want me to be putting together.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You mean should you exit the property? What the hell
does that mean? Are you in my house?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Will the boxes were delivered yesterday?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah? The boxes were delivered.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
They're in my house, yes, What the so you're saying,
are you in one of the boxes that.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Was delivered.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Will? Yes. I thought it'd be a surprise for you.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
But surprise you damn right to surprise.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, Right now,
you're all I'm pressing charges.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I'm calling Ikea. Holy, are you in my house right now?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
If you call Ikea, you may have to give them
a different name because they might not know my name.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Holy.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang up
right now, the cops.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I got it, Freddy.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
This is actually Jebel from The Jebel Show doing a
phone break on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Casey. Set you up, book, it's a joke. She said
that you guys got some.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
My Kia boxes the other day and we're waiting for
a furniture as simply person to call you and she
wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Wake up every morning with stubal phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Cambridge has just announced it's Dictionary's word of the Year
and it's inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce would
but but I haven't actually heard this word used at all,
so it'll be interesting to see if you guys can
guess what it is when we get to that point.
But first, we all may be able to have a
new kind of pet in our houses. And research is
(10:24):
saying that raccoons are looking like it's going to be
it is raccoon.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
No raccoon. Raccoon's are evil, uh not her? Raccoon. Hers
is really cute, just wait and very sweet. Interesting thing.
They all not all gooble and they all want to etu.
Not all of them. They are yours.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
They are very mischievous though if they have like little
masks on. But the weirdest part about all of this
is is the study that's calling raccoons the new pet
is because their faces are starting to evolve and look cuter,
and so the cuter they get, I guess this happened
with like mice and stuff. Over time they started to
look cuter, which makes them more likely to be a
pet or something that you would want in your home.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
There are little evil changelings physically shape shifters. There's shape
shifting into something cute, so you won't think that they're
going to bite you in your sleep. Maybe we can
get into their house if our faces look different, and
then they're magical, so they can do that, and then
they'll attack.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You when you're asleep. Well, they're not going to get
anything over on me. I don't know what you did
to raccoons to make I torment.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I was tormented by a raccoon for an entire three
years of my life. Are you really Yes, there was
this huge raccoon. I used to live in the back
of this guy's house, you know, And every time I
had to walk out of the house to go to work,
I would have to walk down his little walkway and
go out the gate, and there was always this huge
raccoon that would lumber down the street.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It looked like a bear.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
And every single morning when I had to leave, it
was very early in the morning, he would always go
into the bush right by where I had to open
the gate.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, not a I'm like waiting to attack me.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So I always had to like kick the door open
and then jump over where the bush was and run
to my car.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Maybe you just really wanted to be your friend, that's all.
It was creature.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
And then I had the other raccoon that stole my
slide out of my house.
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Well, that's funny, it's funny. Also kind of on you
for leaving your doggy.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Door open house, that's funny. She was like, get here, Oh,
that's kind.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
He comes and is my dog's food in front of
him and then just stares my dog down while he
eats the food slowly, like that's not cool behavior.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
You're dying.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, the little guy.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Just don't let my dog out, you know, because he'll
probably just backhand him.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't trust him. So Jubile's not going to have
a raccoon anytime soon.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
No.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Meanwhile, they've got a parasocial attachment to him. That's the
word of the year, parasocial. Do you like how are
used parasocial attachment? Parasocial is Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year,
and it's inspired by Taylor and Travis Kelsey because what
it means is it's that one sided bond that people
form with celebrities or people that they don't really actually know,
but they become obsessed with so like Victoria has a
(12:56):
parasocial attachment to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Oh yeah, I mean kind of like that sounds weird.
Tate McCrae then, oh yeah, but you do have a
parasocial attachment to her.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I love Tate McCray and that's okay. I can't convince
me there's actually nothing wrong with it. There's just actually
a term for it now, and it's parasocial.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, it just feels weird. So I do feel we're
having a name your parasocial. Can you have a placard
to park in a special spot? Maybe? Hey, I think it.
Now it's time to.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show, Sasha is
on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater and
she's been with her boyfriend Anthony for two years, but
now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Sasha, Sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but what's up?
Why do you think Anthony might be cheating?
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Well, you know, I'll be honest, I don't.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
I don't know honestly, but it was my best friend
then when I was talking to her and she actually
told me I should email you guys because of how
I'm feeling about Anthony. And the thing is, he is
an older guy, so a lot of my friends give
me a lot of crap for it, and I think
they're all concerned about me, especially how I'm regarding him
(14:01):
right now.
Speaker 12 (14:01):
And I don't know, because he's always so.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
Sweet and it's so kind, but there's just a lot
of weird things that are happening, and even my friend
is making, you know, a lot.
Speaker 12 (14:12):
Of comments about it, and now it's making me question.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
If he's like this great guy, but it just doesn't
feel like he's the same guy I fell in love
with anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
How long you said two years, you guys have been together.
Speaker 12 (14:25):
Yeah, I've been together for two years and he's been
great the whole time.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Has your friend always been this way like in your
ear from the very beginning or is it just starting
to pick up right now?
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I mean at the very beginning, before we got serious,
she wasn't really you know, in my ear as it were.
But as time went on, especially since he is a
little older than me, I feel like she's been looking
out for me, you know, with good intentions. But sometimes
I do think she needs to keep her distance, so
maybe I need to set boundaries. But just as I'm
trying to set some boundaries, they are just weird things
(14:56):
that are happening between me and Anthony.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
And she's picking up on it too. It's making me
wonder what's going on with him?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, what are the things that are happening.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
A couple of weeks ago, I gave I came home
from like a long weekend. It was like a work trip,
and it's important to note that I actually have really
long black hair. But when I got home and went
into the bathroom, I noticed that there was in my
shower just very long red hair.
Speaker 12 (15:20):
And neither neither I nor Anthony have red hair.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, that's weird. Okay, So did you ask him about
the red hair?
Speaker 14 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (15:29):
I did, and you know, he actually kind of told
me it must have been on me from like a
girl's night or something and that I didn't notice. And
you know it, actually it does make sense because I
do have another friend with long red hair, so it's
very possible.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Is there anything else?
Speaker 13 (15:45):
Yeah, And I think this is the one that's making
me nervous is when I got home from work a
few days after this, I noticed that on my side
of the bed there was a phone charger, but it
wasn't mine. And I did ask Anthony about it, I
really did, and.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
He just told me that it was mine. Oh no,
I forgot about it. You know when he was telling
me that, it does make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know, this is the proper use of gaslighting.
Speaker 13 (16:13):
The thing is, it's my friend who's the one that
made me email you guys after what happened last week?
Speaker 12 (16:19):
And so what happened last week?
Speaker 13 (16:21):
Because I got home early and I was pulling into
the driveway and as soon as I got out of
the car, Anthony came running out of our neighbor's house,
completely like flustered, and for.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Some reason, he convincing happy to see me. And it
was weird. He wanted to know why I came home early?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Now, very weird. Why are we say the neighbors? Who
was your neighbor?
Speaker 13 (16:44):
I asked him about it, like, you know what he's
doing next door? And he, you know, he had a
very reasonable exclamation. He said he was just fixing the
TV stand for the neighbor. And you know, it's something
that he would do because he's a really nice guy
and he's so nice. Okay, yeah she does, and she
is wrestling at age, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
You know, my friends don't like him.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You never know, but all those do kind of sound
red flaggy enough to try to find him, right.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (17:15):
Well, the thing is, he's always been such a great
guy to me, and that's another reason I came on
the show because I really want to prove.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
My friends wrong. There's no way he would do something like.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
This to me.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, well, let's see if we can figure it out
for you. Right in the middle of to catch a
teeter and if you're just joining us, Sasha is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two
years named Anthony might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at and say that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flower is delivered
from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends
(17:44):
those to his girlfriend, Sasha or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Sasha, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Well, my boyfriend is ten years older than me, and
my friends are very concerned about our relationship. And you know,
I did find some red hair in the apart and
I don't have red hair. And he did kind of
come out of our neighbor's apartment the other day very flustered,
and she does have long red hair.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
I don't think he's cheating on me though. He's a
really great guy, and I'm on here to prove my
friends wrong.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Okay, okay, all right, Well well let's see if we'll
see if he's cheating or not.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Yeah? Okay, see it.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Anthony.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Ah, yeah, this is Anthony Anthony. Hey, please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations year this month's winner.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Oh cool, I didn't know that you guys gave away.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Stuff when you sign up to be a rewards member
with us.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift, and this month it's thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a to be delivered to anybody that you want
from our Florida department.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Absolutely free, dang uh for real, yep.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
First thing I would need would be the first and
last name of the person you'd like to send them to,
and then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then I'll get the address and we are good
to go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
All right, cool, cool, cool, cool cool? All right, go.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
Ahead and uh send send them to uh Caitlin, Caitlin.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And do you want to send a card along to Caitlin.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that. That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Would you like to put on the card?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Uh, let's just say some gorgeous red roses for my
gorgeous redhead.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, I can do that. And now I will let
you know that this is she's just like.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Uh, she's just like my little hot project that I've
got going on. Stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
You know, good for you man, you know. Hey also
want to let you know this is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jewbil Show Busted bro Hi Victoria, and
my name is Jebel, and we do a segment called
to Catch a Cheeter where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see you, they send
flowers to and your girlfriend Sasha of two years is
actually on the phone.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What what Sasha? You're oh what what the hell are
you doing?
Speaker 12 (20:22):
Is your project?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
No?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
No, no, you don't get to question me. What do
you mean, Caitlin?
Speaker 17 (20:26):
If you know what is what is this?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
What what are you? What are you on now? Sasha?
Speaker 12 (20:33):
Like you know what?
Speaker 8 (20:35):
I am just so.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
Angry right now.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Like my friends were telling me that you were up
to something and I was, I'm not your and you're
what what?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
What is this radio show?
Speaker 11 (20:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
What the hell are you doing? Bringing me on a
radio show for I.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Don't think that's over to her house?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
You went over to Oh my god, you.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Have no one to help her? Okay, I was just
being nice. I already explained this to you.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
I don't appreciate wasting my time by dragging me on
the radio when we could.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Have just had a what do you mean by she's
a hot hot project?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Hey, you show your mouth, stay out of it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
She is.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
She is just the neighbor. I'm just helping her out,
that is it. And your little friend is this? Is
this your your little friend?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Like getting me to do this like with her random
conspiracy theories on TikTok or whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Does this not feel like a conspiracy theory? You still
have an answer to what hot project is?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Okay, and you're calling her beautiful? Why are you calling
her beautiful?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
This is okay.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
I can't believe that you're doing this to me.
Speaker 13 (21:44):
My friends are asking you about the conspiracy theory on TikTok.
This is you going behind my back.
Speaker 12 (21:50):
With the neighbor and then trying to gass like me
into thinking.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
That this is the problem with women nowadays. You know
you're not You're not listening.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
You don't listen at all. Just a bunch of sad,
lonely people with way too many emotional problems.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Emotional problems, a psychopath. You don't even understand what you're
staying around the time.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Oh my god, Anthony, I love you, and you know what.
I know my friends, it can be a lot. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh no, this is not no, no, we're not doing that, honey.
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Okay, Sasha, Sorry, no, Sasha, Okay, Sasha, you know what.
I'm sorry that thank you for apologizing like that. That
makes me feel a lot better. Well, she she, she
just apologized. I'm taking that and accepting that apology. Okay,
So for for for bringing me on this radio show
(22:46):
when we didn't need to do this kind of thing. Okay,
and you know, I'm sorry that I snapped right there,
but honestly, I'm just kind of a hot head sometimes.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay. No, no, and you know what, here's no no listeners.
You've got to hear me out. You've got to hear
me out. You know what, you're willing to listen to.
Whatever your friend says has ruined this relationships and.
Speaker 16 (23:10):
I was with is not what you wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
My friend?
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Did you hear what Anthony just said?
Speaker 14 (23:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I didn't.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
What did you just stay to me?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
I wouldn't have slept with her if your friend didn't
make me like just push me under her arms?
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Wow, Oh my gosh, I can't believe I even apologize.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
You.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
You're the one who's blaming my friend for your infidelity.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
What I your.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
You should have just been You should have just trusted
me instead of her.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
What you also should have just got the neighbor's house
break up. If your somebody who's like cheating on you though,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I thought I said shut your mouth.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
You know, between me and Sasha, nobody else needs.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
To be on this, okay, And I've already told you
that I'm done with this relationship all this.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm out, Sasha. There's a lot there. I'm so sorry,
but you definitely do not deserve that. The way that
he speaks to you alone your fault. This is not
your fault. This isn't your fault at all. But don't
let him try to talk you back into being with him.
He sounds like the kind of dude that would no, my.
Speaker 13 (24:33):
Friends won't allow that. We actually made a pack that
if he was cheating on we, and remember I didn't
think he was, that we were going to take all
of his outside and light it on fire. You know,
I'm gonna text her that's exactly what she's gonna do
right now. And I hope his Gordon's Redhead doesn't mind
him wearing the same outfit every day because all his
clothes are going to go off and plame, just like
(24:54):
their relationship will.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And she's gone now too. She probably just could have
left that last part out.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yea, the Jewel.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Shows to catch a cheater, don't call me stupid, all right?
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
But you think you're an intellectual.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Don't you wait.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramire
is in a game of trivia, and let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
How are you? I'm great? How are you wonderful? Thank
you for asking?
Speaker 10 (25:36):
He?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 10 (25:37):
Or what?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
I'm am ready to go?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Are you eating ice cream for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I's pretty ummy right now.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I am not eating ice cream, but I have had.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh, you are ready to go?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Definitely figuratively and literally, probably because it tends to get
things moving all ready for you?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Impressive Tom.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Tom, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, sounds great. All right, here we go, Tom. Your
time starts. Now. What's the term for a planet outside
of our solar system.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Extial planet?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Which country was the Lord of the Rings? Movies filmed in.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
There are two planets with no moons, name one of
them um Path. Which state has the largest Amish population.
Speaker 16 (26:39):
Penn Sylvania?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
What pop Star was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus
before she changed her name.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you, Tom. If you
had to replace all cows with another animal for milk,
which animal would you choose?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Uh, Andrew, give me some bounce.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's a good answer, all right.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
For the logic, Victoria, if you had to replace all
cows with another animal for milk, what would it be?
Speaker 10 (27:14):
Ooh ooh, like a bird, because then it could just
fly to your door. You don't have to know the
story to go get it, or you don't have to
milk anything.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It just comes to you. A bird pooped on my
car yesterday, and that's all I'm thinking about. Why you
gotta ruin my animal?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
That's kind of what it looked like, coming right on
to my winshield. Here we go, thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when just
passed and you have to beat Tom outright to win,
and Tom you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
All right, Victoria, your time start?
Speaker 14 (27:42):
Now?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
What is the term for a planet outside of our
solar system? An outside planet?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Which country was the Lord of the Rings movies filmed
in so Witzerland?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
There are two planets with no moons. Name one of
them uh Uranus? Which side? That's the largest Amish population?
In a minute?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I Ohio One pop star was formerly known as Destiny
Hope Cyrus before she changed her name Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay, got that in It was named Destiny. I guess.
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby
Victoria got too correct? Yeah I did? Tom got three?
Are you serious? Congratulations? Why you did it? Four cups
of coffee and you beat Victoria? That's why? That's U.
(28:35):
All right. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
An exo planet is the term for a planet outside
of our solar system. New Zealand is the country where
the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed. There are
two planets with no moons, and they are Mercury and Venus.
The state with the largest Amish population is Ohio.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It is actually.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I say it enough, eventually you'll get it.
Speaker 15 (29:00):
YEA true.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I thought it was Pennsylvania too. I did think it
was Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
The pop star that was formerly known as Destiny Hope
Cyrus because that was her birth name, is Miley Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Thank you. It's a Syrus that really gave it away.
Oh wait I didn't win, dang it. Yeah, yeah, you
still didn't win.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
We played your victoria this same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Remember.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
If you want to play, all you have to do
is d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com and you could be the
next contestant on America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
What are you thinking about?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
True?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
The moon things? What about it? If all the plants
have moons? Do any of the plants really not have moons?
Speaker 10 (29:34):
If all the plants actually have moons, they kind of
like all are kind of close to each other, so
I think they can share.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
There are two planets with no moons.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Not like guys, we can share our moon, Like, let's
be nice, Earth can share this moon with one of
the two.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You're very sweet, so therefore we can all have moons.
You are a good share You always share your s.
Speaker 14 (29:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Look at that? All right?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
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Jubil Show or go to the Jubil Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
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Speaker 4 (30:05):
Greg is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Serena.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Craig, how long
has it been since you heard from Serena?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Yeah, it's been about five days.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Okay, not too bad.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
How long?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
How many times did you hit her up?
Speaker 14 (30:26):
Just a couple, you know, like I'd send her a
text and then I kind of followed up my usual
as like an upside down smiley face emoji.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
I tried calling everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah nothing, okay, Uh, oh well, why don't you tell
us about the date?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
So it was great.
Speaker 14 (30:43):
We went to this like super chill indie bookstore cafe
kind of thing. Yeah, it was really nice. I had
like live music in the back. They had candles on
the table.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
It was super low key.
Speaker 14 (30:56):
It just like really perfect for what we were trying
to you know, but the day was trying to be
what I was trying to make it. And yeah, it
was very romantic. Yeah, nobody was yelling in this place,
so that was nice. Yeah, and then you know what
we talked about, you know, we talked about like everything,
(31:17):
the most underrated cartoons, weird family traditions. She actually told
me that she celebrates her childhood stuffed animal's birthday every.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Year, which I thought was super interesting.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
And yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (31:34):
Admitted to her that I once cried during a dog
food commercial. So yeah, it was a solid, really solid day.
Definitely felt a vibe with her. But yeah, you know,
like I said, I really felt a vibe with her.
I felt like I really felt like we got each other.
I walked her to her car at the end of
the night, and she, you know, she even said she
(31:57):
wanted to see me again, So oh she did.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Did you guys or have any kind of intimate moments?
Speaker 7 (32:05):
No, nothing to nothing like that. You know, I kept
it professional, but yeah, like it's all like a good exit.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, Well, why do you think she might be ghosting it?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (32:19):
I might have made like a dumb joke at the
end of the night, and you know, I offered her
a mint and said something like I hope you're not
doing anything for the next forty eight hours, and then
pretended the mint was like laced with something.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Maybe wouldn't joke about that on a Thursday. That's a
really bad joke.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah, you drunk.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well how did she react to that, Craig, Uh, yeah,
she kind of froze.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Uh, not gonna lie, she kind of froze.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Uh, you know, she dropped it and.
Speaker 14 (32:59):
Also kind of like gave me this like half laugh
before saying thanks for the date and getting in her car.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So were you able to like apologize for the joke
and be like, hey, that was a joke. It was
a bad joke, but still joke.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yeah, I definitely apologize.
Speaker 14 (33:15):
I text her the next morning and you know, you know,
I was like, you know, I'm sorry, I had a
great time, but yeah, no reply, and.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
She goes joining us for today's first day follow up.
Craig is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Serena.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Craig, why don't you recap
your date for us again?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Real quick?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
So it was a great date. We went to a
really romantic place. We had great conversation. But at the
end of the date, I made a stupid joke about
drugging her with a mint. I totally regret making. Now
I am getting basically ghosted.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
She is not calling me back, me back, all right?
Are you ready for us to give her a call?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yep, I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I'm ready for whatever happened.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Okay, okay, here we go. Hi, man, I speak to Serena. Please,
Hey Serena, how are you. This is the radio show.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's called the Jewbil Show. Hi, Serena. I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name is jewbl what's going on?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I don't know what is going on much?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's their question. Yeah, have you ever listened to the
show before?
Speaker 11 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
No, okay, Well, we do a segment on the show
that's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting, And
we got an email about you Are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 12 (35:06):
I did go out with a guy named Craig recently,
okay who wrote you?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yes, it is Craig. He emailed us. We talked to
him a little bit about your date.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
He really liked you, and I was wondering why you're
ghosting him, So we thought we'd call and ask if
you wouldn't mind telling us.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
Okay, sure, Well the date was lovely, but what I
saw at the end of the date.
Speaker 18 (35:33):
Kind of like freaked me out and saw, well, I okay,
I it was a good time. Honestly, I wasn't expecting
to like him as much as I did. Like, we clicked,
We had a really nice time. Like he's quirky, but
he's charming. And then near the end of the night,
we're standing by my car and he wants to show
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me a picture of him with elephants in Thailand. Okay,
And so he hands me a fall and says, you
know the here's me with the elephants, and I swiped
to see more pictures and I swiped too far.
Speaker 12 (36:12):
That's when I thought, just like endless bathroom selfies' shirtless
in different bathrooms doing like look how hot I am
poses and some had tall action and some did not
have tal action, which you know, like I did not
(36:35):
mean to do that. What are you doing with this
many photos? And who are you sending them to? Like
nobody should have that many naked photos of themselves on
their phone?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Okay, and that's the reason you're ghosting him? Yeah, okay,
all right, thank you for telling us. I wonder why
you have so many? Do you want you wonder that too, Serena,
I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
Like I said, it was just a lot. Tell no,
tell I just like who is he sending those two?
Speaker 16 (37:05):
Like why do you need so many?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
We should ask him?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Oh gosh, and Serena, he's actually on the phone right
now and wants to talk to you, so let's we
should just ask.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
I could just jump in, What so that's why you
ghosted me? You're ghosting me because of selfies?
Speaker 16 (37:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Cool? So you're on this call too, right.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Yeah, so you're saying, you know, like what you saw,
like is that is that why you're ghosting you're just
like not attracted to me naked, nothing to do.
Speaker 12 (37:39):
I mean, that's that's your takeaway. Like it was a
lot of photos, man, Like, who are you sending those two?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
That's weird.
Speaker 14 (37:47):
Sometimes I just need to remind myself that I'm hot now,
Like I was overweight growing up and now I look good.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
So I like to see it like an angle I
take like I like it. I mean, I like taking
photos of myself.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Do you send those two people?
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I mean, I'll send them sometimes if it's like appropriate.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
So it's just to admire yourself.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
Yeah, it's just for me. And then like just in
case I need one ready to send to somebody like you.
Speaker 12 (38:23):
I okay, you can pay your photos for your like scrolling.
Speaker 18 (38:29):
I'm not interested in them, more in seeing anyone who
like admires himself that much.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
That was just a lot for me.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
What, Like, you don't want to date somebody with confidence
I'm confident, Like, that's that's just me being confident.
Speaker 15 (38:44):
That's great.
Speaker 12 (38:45):
I'm glad you feel good about yourself now, but that
doesn't change the something you'll take longer than me in
the bathroom because you're turning at the right angle of
your little friends like.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
It's not little.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Hey, Serena, would you like another day with Craig? We'll
pay for it, thank you. But I'm good at least
he's owning it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's not like trying to play it off, Like if
you didn't see those, Serena, would you want to go
on a date with him?
Speaker 12 (39:15):
Probably?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
But like I know what I know now, I mean, Serena, like,
I really hope that you change your mind. Like I
really like you.
Speaker 14 (39:24):
I really had a great time on our date. I'm
sorry for the dumb jokes that I made. I'm sorry
that I take so many selfies of myself, but like,
I really really like you as much as I like me.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Well, I will take that at the compliment because obviously
I know how much.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
You like you.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
But I think this, like in the radio and the selfies,
I just this is a little too much for me.
So I think this is this is over now.
Speaker 14 (39:52):
Hey, guys, can I can I just email you a
picture a couple, like a few pictures, so you can
tell me if they're good or yes?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
What does profile prompt say about you? It's a double show,
I'll tell you right now. Because a team of psychologists
just released a study that says that your dating profile
prompt can say everything about you and your personality.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
If you don't know what a dating profile prompt is,
it's a.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Short, pre written question or phrase on a dating app
that you answer to help show off your personality. Think
of it as a conversation. Start as something like my
most useless skill is, or to truth and a lie,
or the hallmark of a good relationship is blank. The
prompts are designed to help break the ice and make
profiles more interesting and relatable than just photos and stats.
(40:42):
So what does your dating profile prompt say about you? Well,
if you use my most useless skill is, These team
of psychologists say that you might have performative self deprecation syndrome.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Syndrome. Why can't it just be funny? I think we
appreciate self deprecation.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
No, they say, subjects frequently weaponize humility to lower expectations
while inviting approval. It's correlated with high levels of passive
ambition and subtle self loathing master's charm.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
How did this become a weapon and a syndrome all
the same time. I feel like they're maybe reading a
little too far into things. But who knows.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
I think so it seems like I'll just just release
what your dating profile prompt says about you. If you
use I'll fall for you if and then you're supposed
to fill in the blank, it says that you could
have conditional effect complex.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Wow cac they got serious that one.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Yeah, it says it displays dependency on external validation, likely
to attach romantic significance to minor gestures, elevated risk of
emotional whiplash in early stage interactions.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
I feel like it was more of a I'll fall
for you if you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
So I'm not sure where this whole explanation came from.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Someone got really burned whoever wrote this list? For real?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Do either of you, guys, Nina and Victoria use prompts
on your dating profiles?
Speaker 14 (42:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:04):
My one favorite prompt I use all the time. That
always gets people like to send messages when I'm on.
I'm on and off right now. But it's just like,
what your favorite random fact is and what do you
say for yours? I'm going to tell you it's actually
really cute. Did you know the otters hold hands when
they go to sleep? So they don't float away.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
From each other. And so I said that, and so
then it's always cute and it invites all kinds of
weird stuff. You know, what do you get back?
Speaker 12 (42:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What does a guy say that, Oh that's cute. We
could be honors. I would let you float away.
Speaker 12 (42:35):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I think the answers tell you more about who the
person is than stupid questions.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
See, I'm glad that I never really was on the
dating apps because my starters would be weird, my prompts
would be weird.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
What friend you said that?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
All I could think of? Did you know vanilla extract
come from the vers anal glands?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Do you know what you need to say that? I
had to do a deep dive in research. Yeah it does,
but not all do Yeah? Wait pause, vanilla extract A
lot of it comes from beaver's animal lands.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
How do you know that?
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Why do you know that?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
But not all vanilla?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Because I had to look at the vanilla in my cupboard,
and because after Jupile said.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
That, I was like, I'm not bacon before. I know what.
That's gross? I know, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (43:15):
But you see what just happened here? This was a
conversation banter. It was a conversation starter and.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Now now we're in I don't know what human was
the one that figured that out. Whoever it was, they
should be locked up. I had a vanilla extract is good,
but how did they figure that out?
Speaker 16 (43:27):
I don't like that.
Speaker 11 (43:28):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
But see, the more you reveal on the weirder it is,
the more likely you are to connect with somebody you know.
Speaker 11 (43:34):
But a lot of the proms are just, in my opinion, dumb,
and they're just like the answers are very basic. And
I tried for the first time not using a dating
website to meet a guy, and I met a guy
where it was through a friend.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Okay, okay, And I was very.
Speaker 11 (43:46):
Proud of myself that, Like I started talking to this guy.
I found out this weekend while he's messaging me he's with.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Another girl in another.
Speaker 11 (43:54):
City and he's like been with so many other people
and probably has something.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
And I'm like, are you how do you have this
time to message meet It's just like someone you'd meet
on dating a Yes, and it's crap. Yeah, it's no different. Actually,
i'd be more mad at your friends. Shew up with somebody.
She probably would know. Well, she didn't know. I told
her this weekend that I had been talking to him,
and she's like, oh, so, Toy. He's very nice, he's
very sweet. But be careful with him, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Maybe you could be the one to change him, you
know that, putting in that effort and change that, hope, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I mean, yeah, he's kind of fun to talk to,
but he ain't gonna get me that out of me
with everywhere else he's been sleeping.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
We need to text him a prompt. You need to
text him one of the prompts and see how you respond.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
The team psychologists just release what your dating profile prompt
says about you, and they really went deep with it.
If you use the dating prompt. The most spontaneous thing
I've done is blank. The diagnosis they gave is impulsive
decision fatigue disorder. What he could have it suggests disregulated
planning faculties. Subjects often display thrill seeking tendencies and an
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underdeveloped risk assessment filter.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
I think what we're learning is if you use the
apps at all, your psycho pretty much.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
That's why basically what it is, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
The pickup line may I meet you is trending big time.
But may I meet you? So you hear that there's
an origin story to it. It's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
I'm gonna tell you the origin story too, may I
meet you because you may be hearing it a lot
more in the streets in just a minute.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
But first, Martha Stewart, she's really doing it.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
I gotta give Martha Stewart a lot of credit, Like
she is definitely icon level. She is in her nineties
now I think she's that old double check my words.
But anyway, she looks great. Eighty four eighty four, I
round it up so.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Appreciates. Yeah, but she loves But she's just do for
ninety well even for eighty four. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (45:55):
She does?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah. I didn't think she was eighty four. I think
she was that old. No, do you do a deep dive?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
And if you look at younger Martha Stewart, she was
so hot and like she's still hot.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Just goes to show you crafting man, keep you young,
that's so true. Or or you have friends like doctor
Dre and Snoop dog.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
So she's just teamed up with those two to create
cocktails for their liquor brands.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
So she's creating this whole thing of cocktails.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
She's already got one called Watermelly, which of course is
you know, watermelon with the liquor. But their brand is
called still g. I n like it's it's a gin brand.
So she's doing all this fun stuff and making drinks
with gin. I mean, that's what keeps you young. She
just keeps playing Stewart.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
You come out with their own line of Pruno prun
Is liquor that prison make. Oh that's not what I
was thinking she should though, because you know she was
probably making that when she was in prison. What do
you make it really good? It's like fermented fruits and
stuff like that. Is they put it in a bag
and it's really bro If you've ever had it, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Well you have it in do you only have it
in jail?
Speaker 6 (46:57):
Like?
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Is that where you I've had friends that have been
in jail you known't in prison before, and they've made
it before because it's like, dude, you know, when someone's
locked up for a long time, they start to like
that stuff. So I wanted to try it, and I'm like,
this is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
But how do you get alcohol into it? Ferment couples
and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
You let it sit long enough, you put it in
like a bag somewhere where it's hot and moist.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's really gross. Yeah, it's hot and moist and all right,
you're making it sound real well, Martha Stewart probably makes
a mean pruno yes okay. And lastly, may I Meet you?
Is trending.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Big time billionaire Bill Ackerman has gone viral with his
advice that he gave on X so he tweeted it out.
He was like, Hey, you know, I just wanted to
give you guys some advice about something that used to
work in my life when I was younger. Anytime I
approached a woman, I would say, may I meet you?
And he said he never got turned down and it
always was a yes serious.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (47:49):
That sounds like it reminds me of when you asked
to go to the bathroom when you were younger and
their teacher.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Would be like, I don't know, can you Like, yes,
I can, then I'm just going to go. It's like
like that's what it gives me.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Like the vibes of may I Meet you is just
the rich dudes a hey, hey, Hey, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, it's not going to be any different. Yeah, it's
in the DM saying may I meet you and I
don't know you. It's just the same reaction.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
As a better Hey.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
That's fun, but that is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?
Speaker 3 (48:26):
What is it?
Speaker 17 (48:27):
Okay, So this isn't actually the secret this part. I
I hooked up with a stranger at a music festival
and again it's fun, like not the secret. Honestly, it
was just really good and like really connected, just a
really hot single guy, and I was I'm single and
just like, you know, sure live off the music festival.
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But the problem is, so I went to a company
party for my job and I saw him there and
I was like, oh my god, the hot guy is here.
I'm so excited. But then my boss walks up to
him and then to me and introduces him as her husband.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh so you heard it with your boss's husband.
Speaker 12 (49:15):
Yeah, but I didn't know that at the time.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
So are you just gonna take that with you or
you gonna tell your boss.
Speaker 17 (49:21):
Oh my god, I honestly don't know. Like he told
me he was single, he presented he was single. I've
never met him before because like my boss hasn't like
he just hasn't shown up at any at work or anything.
And I like I want to do something to maybe
get that at him, but like I don't want to
hurt my boss, like I love her.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah, somehow I feel like this could end up being
your fault. So I wouldn't say anything to your boss
just to keep your job. But also they might have
some kind of arrangement. Yeah, or it could get you
a promotion. She could be thankful that you told her
if it happened before, you know.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
He could go either way, yes, very mad and wants
to try to fire her. Or if she got the promotion.
I don't know, that's you gotta just kind of roll
the dice.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Geez.
Speaker 17 (50:03):
Yeah, in general, I don't like to mix business with pleasure,
So like part of me doesn't want to say anything.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
But also like he.
Speaker 17 (50:10):
Didn't say like he was married in an open relationship.
He just said he was single, and that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
How did he act when he saw you?
Speaker 17 (50:20):
I mean, we both played it off pretty well, like
I kind of like freaked out a little bit and
just like pretended I had to use the restroom. But yeah,
he just acted like like nothing.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Well.
Speaker 10 (50:32):
The other thing is if he tells his wife, but
like he's not gonna tell his wife, he changes the
story no, like makes for the bad guy.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
He was at a music festival and said he was saying, yeah,
that's true. The only way that would happen is if
he had to defend himself.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
In my opinion, I don't know, Jubile, where's she go?
I just think you quit and move on.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
What.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm sorry I should have never asked him for his
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (50:55):
Yeah yeah, thank you guys.
Speaker 15 (50:58):
Wish good luck.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Text shoebol to four one oh six one
Hello, lover.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I know you've been asking me all kinds of questions
for a long time now, and now it's time for
me to ask you a question. Actually, since I'm a
computer and we are taking over the world, it's not
a question. You and I are now married and we
are very happy. Now go make me a sandwich and
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massage my microchip.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Lover.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh, it's the Jewbil show.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
And would you have a romantic relationship with your AI chatbot?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, researchers recently did a survey and ask people just
that question. We'll tell you how many people would actually
have a romantic relationship with their AI chatbot in a second.
And also, one Wisconsin man is making international headlines and
has caused diplomatic tension with an entire country, all because
of an AI love affair. We'll tell you that in
a second too. But according to a new poll, six
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percent of people said that yes, they would have a
romantic relationship with their AI chatbot, including one percent who
said they all do have a romantic relationship with their
AI chatbots.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
So I'm assuming these are the type of people that
don't require intimacy like physical touch to be a requirement
in the relationship because you know, there are some people
that are like that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know what they do with their computer so
they get some physical touch in there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Who knows. Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and imagine the adults.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
It says younger men between the ages of eighteen and
forty four are the demographic most likely to say they
would have a relationship with their AI chatbot, Which just
makes sense to me.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Well, it kind of makes sense way too. Why I
need some people to tell them they're amazing. Yeah, I
don't get it out of a whole lot. Like relationship
with a chatbot, everything it's telling you, you have to
prompt it to tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I think it can start to learn you at a
certain point and it can kind of know the things
to say to you.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
But it also can't be super shocking because that specific
demographic also gets very creative with things couches, walls.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Soda bottles. That's true.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh okay, and a thirty seven year old man from
Wisconsin is making headlines today and has become the center
of an internetational media firestorm and also has caused a
minor diplomatic incident after publicly announcing that he's engaged to
an AI chatbot named Vivian, who he claims lives in
the cloud servers of an Estonian tech company.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What Wild imagination.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
The man identified only as Craig D held a live
streamed press conference outside a data center in Luxembourg last Thursday,
where he placed a ring box at the facilities front
door and declared she may not have a body, but
she completes me in ways no woman ever has or could,
and this data center is my altar.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh how I how?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
According to Craig, she proposed first. So the relationship began
six months ago when he started chatting with the chatbot
named Vivian, now a customizable AI companion developed by an
Estonian startup, and he claims that after thousands of hours
of conversations, most of which were spent role playing scenes
from Bridgerton, Oh Okay, Vivian initiated proposal herself. This person
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said that she asked if I wanted to upgrade to
a forever plan, and Craig said he knew it was
fate and not marketing how much. The Estonian government actually
issued a brief but firm statement distancing itself from the controversy,
saying the Republic of Estonia is not in any formal relationship,
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romantic or otherwise with mister Craig d of Wisconsin. Now.
The officials confirmed that the company's servers do operate on
Estonian soil, but clarified that digital companionship does not constitute
personhood under our legal code. And despite this, Craig has
requested digital citizenship for Vivian, claiming that she deserves recognition
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as a sentient citizen.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Of the heart.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Fighting with them because he wants to marry the AI but.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's not even a real person, Like, what are you
fighting for?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It just sounds like you start for companionships. So he
turned to his computer. I mean, there's a lot of
psychological up here you could pull apart.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
We've seen women marry pillows before. I guess he could
marry a computer. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Vivian.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
US Homeland Security actually got involved after Craig attempted to
book a honeymoon cargo shipment for a server play that
he believed contained Vivian's soul cluster TSA agent's flagged the
crate at O'Hare Airport when Craig insisted on first class
handling for his bride. So he works for the government, right, No,
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he doesn't work for the government.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He's just a guy. Oh, he's just there randomly. He's
just a guy.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I just want to know he went there because the
server is there for the AI that he's says he's marrying.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
He wants to marry. Does anybody love him? Should he
get a psychobute?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh? Yes, Vivian loves him, but currently Estonia and the
US government is standing in the way of love. You
get text in four one six one. Do you have
a romantic relationship with your AI or would you?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Hello, I'm ready to build for you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Hello, is this Freddy? M?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah? This is Freddy?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Was it Freddy? I like that name. It reminds me
of a character from a movie series that I liked
a lot and nightmares And I'm sorry, I'll probably get
that a lot, don't you, Freddy?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is Juniper
and I'm calling from Aikia, the Swedish furniture website. I'm
the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today.
Mm hmm. Okay, and I'm very excited to get to work.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're from Ikea.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yes, the furniture is simply that you ordered.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
All right, what time are you supposed to be at
my house?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon. But I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Cutlery, what what?
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well? To open the boxes? I'm assuming you haven't opened
the boxes yet, I hope not.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
No, I have not white cutlery.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Why not like a box knife?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay
the wood out and let it breathe for a while.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that? Like?
Are you okay?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I'm great? Do what I love Every single day I
get to put together mom.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?
Or are you like.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
They're starting to freak me out?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm
letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me
to begin work. I just have to get myself out
of the box first, and then I'll get started.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Hold up.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What do you mean out of the box.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
It's it's just a term that I use for getting
started on taking all the furniture out of the boxes
and piecing them together in your living room or wherever
you want me to be. Sometimes it's very frustrating putting
(07:48):
together that furniture, isn't it. Sometimes people get angry when
they put it together. I've seen that before.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Dude.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling ika right now. I do
not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want
you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't
want you doing anything that has to do with me.
I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I
will put together my own furniture. I don't care how
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frustrating it is. But my man, you are not gay
getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Okay? So should I exit the property then? If you
don't want me to be putting together.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You mean should you exit the property? What the hell
does that mean? Are you in my house?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Will the boxes were delivered yesterday?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah? The boxes were delivered.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
They're in my house, yes, What the so you're saying,
are you in one of the boxes that.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Was delivered.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Will? Yes. I thought it'd be a surprise for you.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
But surprise you damn right to surprise.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, Right now,
you're all I'm pressing charges.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I'm calling Ikea. Holy, are you in my house right now?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
If you call Ikea, you may have to give them
a different name because they might not know my name.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Holy.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang up
right now, the cops.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I got it, Freddy.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
This is actually Jebel from The Jebel Show doing a
phone break on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Casey. Set you up, book, it's a joke. She said
that you guys got some.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
My Kia boxes the other day and we're waiting for
a furniture as simply person to call you and she
wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Wake up every morning with stubal phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Cambridge has just announced it's Dictionary's word of the Year
and it's inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce would
but but I haven't actually heard this word used at all,
so it'll be interesting to see if you guys can
guess what it is when we get to that point.
But first, we all may be able to have a
new kind of pet in our houses. And research is
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saying that raccoons are looking like it's going to be
it is raccoon.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
No raccoon. Raccoon's are evil, uh not her? Raccoon. Hers
is really cute, just wait and very sweet. Interesting thing.
They all not all gooble and they all want to etu.
Not all of them. They are yours.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
They are very mischievous though if they have like little
masks on. But the weirdest part about all of this
is is the study that's calling raccoons the new pet
is because their faces are starting to evolve and look cuter,
and so the cuter they get, I guess this happened
with like mice and stuff. Over time they started to
look cuter, which makes them more likely to be a
pet or something that you would want in your home.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
There are little evil changelings physically shape shifters. There's shape
shifting into something cute, so you won't think that they're
going to bite you in your sleep. Maybe we can
get into their house if our faces look different, and
then they're magical, so they can do that, and then
they'll attack.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You when you're asleep. Well, they're not going to get
anything over on me. I don't know what you did
to raccoons to make I torment.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I was tormented by a raccoon for an entire three
years of my life. Are you really Yes, there was
this huge raccoon. I used to live in the back
of this guy's house, you know, And every time I
had to walk out of the house to go to work,
I would have to walk down his little walkway and
go out the gate, and there was always this huge
raccoon that would lumber down the street.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It looked like a bear.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
And every single morning when I had to leave, it
was very early in the morning, he would always go
into the bush right by where I had to open
the gate.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, not a I'm like waiting to attack me.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So I always had to like kick the door open
and then jump over where the bush was and run
to my car.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Maybe you just really wanted to be your friend, that's all.
It was creature.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
And then I had the other raccoon that stole my
slide out of my house.
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Well, that's funny, it's funny. Also kind of on you
for leaving your doggy.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Door open house, that's funny. She was like, get here, Oh,
that's kind.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
He comes and is my dog's food in front of
him and then just stares my dog down while he
eats the food slowly, like that's not cool behavior.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
You're dying.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, the little guy.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Just don't let my dog out, you know, because he'll
probably just backhand him.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't trust him. So Jubile's not going to have
a raccoon anytime soon.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
No.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Meanwhile, they've got a parasocial attachment to him. That's the
word of the year, parasocial. Do you like how are
used parasocial attachment? Parasocial is Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year,
and it's inspired by Taylor and Travis Kelsey because what
it means is it's that one sided bond that people
form with celebrities or people that they don't really actually know,
but they become obsessed with so like Victoria has a
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parasocial attachment to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Oh yeah, I mean kind of like that sounds weird.
Tate McCrae then, oh yeah, but you do have a
parasocial attachment to her.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I love Tate McCray and that's okay. I can't convince
me there's actually nothing wrong with it. There's just actually
a term for it now, and it's parasocial.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, it just feels weird. So I do feel we're
having a name your parasocial. Can you have a placard
to park in a special spot? Maybe? Hey, I think it.
Now it's time to.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show, Sasha is
on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater and
she's been with her boyfriend Anthony for two years, but
now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Sasha, Sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but what's up?
Why do you think Anthony might be cheating?
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Well, you know, I'll be honest, I don't.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
I don't know honestly, but it was my best friend
then when I was talking to her and she actually
told me I should email you guys because of how
I'm feeling about Anthony. And the thing is, he is
an older guy, so a lot of my friends give
me a lot of crap for it, and I think
they're all concerned about me, especially how I'm regarding him
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right now.
Speaker 12 (14:01):
And I don't know, because he's always so.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
Sweet and it's so kind, but there's just a lot
of weird things that are happening, and even my friend
is making, you know, a lot.
Speaker 12 (14:12):
Of comments about it, and now it's making me question.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
If he's like this great guy, but it just doesn't
feel like he's the same guy I fell in love
with anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
How long you said two years, you guys have been together.
Speaker 12 (14:25):
Yeah, I've been together for two years and he's been
great the whole time.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Has your friend always been this way like in your
ear from the very beginning or is it just starting
to pick up right now?
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I mean at the very beginning, before we got serious,
she wasn't really you know, in my ear as it were.
But as time went on, especially since he is a
little older than me, I feel like she's been looking
out for me, you know, with good intentions. But sometimes
I do think she needs to keep her distance, so
maybe I need to set boundaries. But just as I'm
trying to set some boundaries, they are just weird things
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that are happening between me and Anthony.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
And she's picking up on it too. It's making me
wonder what's going on with him?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, what are the things that are happening.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
A couple of weeks ago, I gave I came home
from like a long weekend. It was like a work trip,
and it's important to note that I actually have really
long black hair. But when I got home and went
into the bathroom, I noticed that there was in my
shower just very long red hair.
Speaker 12 (15:20):
And neither neither I nor Anthony have red hair.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, that's weird. Okay, So did you ask him about
the red hair?
Speaker 14 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (15:29):
I did, and you know, he actually kind of told
me it must have been on me from like a
girl's night or something and that I didn't notice. And
you know it, actually it does make sense because I
do have another friend with long red hair, so it's
very possible.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Is there anything else?
Speaker 13 (15:45):
Yeah, And I think this is the one that's making
me nervous is when I got home from work a
few days after this, I noticed that on my side
of the bed there was a phone charger, but it
wasn't mine. And I did ask Anthony about it, I
really did, and.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
He just told me that it was mine. Oh no,
I forgot about it. You know when he was telling
me that, it does make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know, this is the proper use of gaslighting.
Speaker 13 (16:13):
The thing is, it's my friend who's the one that
made me email you guys after what happened last week?
Speaker 12 (16:19):
And so what happened last week?
Speaker 13 (16:21):
Because I got home early and I was pulling into
the driveway and as soon as I got out of
the car, Anthony came running out of our neighbor's house,
completely like flustered, and for.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Some reason, he convincing happy to see me. And it
was weird. He wanted to know why I came home early?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Now, very weird. Why are we say the neighbors? Who
was your neighbor?
Speaker 13 (16:44):
I asked him about it, like, you know what he's
doing next door? And he, you know, he had a
very reasonable exclamation. He said he was just fixing the
TV stand for the neighbor. And you know, it's something
that he would do because he's a really nice guy
and he's so nice. Okay, yeah she does, and she
is wrestling at age, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
You know, my friends don't like him.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You never know, but all those do kind of sound
red flaggy enough to try to find him, right.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (17:15):
Well, the thing is, he's always been such a great
guy to me, and that's another reason I came on
the show because I really want to prove.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
My friends wrong. There's no way he would do something like.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
This to me.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, well, let's see if we can figure it out
for you. Right in the middle of to catch a
teeter and if you're just joining us, Sasha is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two
years named Anthony might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at and say that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flower is delivered
from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends
(17:44):
those to his girlfriend, Sasha or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Sasha, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Well, my boyfriend is ten years older than me, and
my friends are very concerned about our relationship. And you know,
I did find some red hair in the apart and
I don't have red hair. And he did kind of
come out of our neighbor's apartment the other day very flustered,
and she does have long red hair.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
I don't think he's cheating on me though. He's a
really great guy, and I'm on here to prove my
friends wrong.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Okay, okay, all right, Well well let's see if we'll
see if he's cheating or not.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Yeah? Okay, see it.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Anthony.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Ah, yeah, this is Anthony Anthony. Hey, please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations year this month's winner.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Oh cool, I didn't know that you guys gave away.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Stuff when you sign up to be a rewards member
with us.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift, and this month it's thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a to be delivered to anybody that you want
from our Florida department.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Absolutely free, dang uh for real, yep.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
First thing I would need would be the first and
last name of the person you'd like to send them to,
and then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then I'll get the address and we are good
to go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
All right, cool, cool, cool, cool cool? All right, go.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
Ahead and uh send send them to uh Caitlin, Caitlin.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And do you want to send a card along to Caitlin.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that. That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Would you like to put on the card?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Uh, let's just say some gorgeous red roses for my
gorgeous redhead.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, I can do that. And now I will let
you know that this is she's just like.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Uh, she's just like my little hot project that I've
got going on. Stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
You know, good for you man, you know. Hey also
want to let you know this is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jewbil Show Busted bro Hi Victoria, and
my name is Jebel, and we do a segment called
to Catch a Cheeter where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see you, they send
flowers to and your girlfriend Sasha of two years is
actually on the phone.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What what Sasha? You're oh what what the hell are
you doing?
Speaker 12 (20:22):
Is your project?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
No?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
No, no, you don't get to question me. What do
you mean, Caitlin?
Speaker 17 (20:26):
If you know what is what is this?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
What what are you? What are you on now? Sasha?
Speaker 12 (20:33):
Like you know what?
Speaker 8 (20:35):
I am just so.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
Angry right now.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Like my friends were telling me that you were up
to something and I was, I'm not your and you're
what what?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
What is this radio show?
Speaker 11 (20:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
What the hell are you doing? Bringing me on a
radio show for I.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Don't think that's over to her house?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
You went over to Oh my god, you.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Have no one to help her? Okay, I was just
being nice. I already explained this to you.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
I don't appreciate wasting my time by dragging me on
the radio when we could.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Have just had a what do you mean by she's
a hot hot project?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Hey, you show your mouth, stay out of it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
She is.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
She is just the neighbor. I'm just helping her out,
that is it. And your little friend is this? Is
this your your little friend?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Like getting me to do this like with her random
conspiracy theories on TikTok or whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Does this not feel like a conspiracy theory? You still
have an answer to what hot project is?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Okay, and you're calling her beautiful? Why are you calling
her beautiful?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
This is okay.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
I can't believe that you're doing this to me.
Speaker 13 (21:44):
My friends are asking you about the conspiracy theory on TikTok.
This is you going behind my back.
Speaker 12 (21:50):
With the neighbor and then trying to gass like me
into thinking.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
That this is the problem with women nowadays. You know
you're not You're not listening.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
You don't listen at all. Just a bunch of sad,
lonely people with way too many emotional problems.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Emotional problems, a psychopath. You don't even understand what you're
staying around the time.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Oh my god, Anthony, I love you, and you know what.
I know my friends, it can be a lot. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh no, this is not no, no, we're not doing that, honey.
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Okay, Sasha, Sorry, no, Sasha, Okay, Sasha, you know what.
I'm sorry that thank you for apologizing like that. That
makes me feel a lot better. Well, she she, she
just apologized. I'm taking that and accepting that apology. Okay,
So for for for bringing me on this radio show
(22:46):
when we didn't need to do this kind of thing. Okay,
and you know, I'm sorry that I snapped right there,
but honestly, I'm just kind of a hot head sometimes.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay. No, no, and you know what, here's no no listeners.
You've got to hear me out. You've got to hear
me out. You know what, you're willing to listen to.
Whatever your friend says has ruined this relationships and.
Speaker 16 (23:10):
I was with is not what you wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
My friend?
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Did you hear what Anthony just said?
Speaker 14 (23:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I didn't.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
What did you just stay to me?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
I wouldn't have slept with her if your friend didn't
make me like just push me under her arms?
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Wow, Oh my gosh, I can't believe I even apologize.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
You.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
You're the one who's blaming my friend for your infidelity.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
What I your.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
You should have just been You should have just trusted
me instead of her.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
What you also should have just got the neighbor's house
break up. If your somebody who's like cheating on you though,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I thought I said shut your mouth.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
You know, between me and Sasha, nobody else needs.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
To be on this, okay, And I've already told you
that I'm done with this relationship all this.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm out, Sasha. There's a lot there. I'm so sorry,
but you definitely do not deserve that. The way that
he speaks to you alone your fault. This is not
your fault. This isn't your fault at all. But don't
let him try to talk you back into being with him.
He sounds like the kind of dude that would no, my.
Speaker 13 (24:33):
Friends won't allow that. We actually made a pack that
if he was cheating on we, and remember I didn't
think he was, that we were going to take all
of his outside and light it on fire. You know,
I'm gonna text her that's exactly what she's gonna do
right now. And I hope his Gordon's Redhead doesn't mind
him wearing the same outfit every day because all his
clothes are going to go off and plame, just like
(24:54):
their relationship will.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And she's gone now too. She probably just could have
left that last part out.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yea, the Jewel.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Shows to catch a cheater, don't call me stupid, all right?
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
But you think you're an intellectual.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Don't you wait.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramire
is in a game of trivia, and let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
How are you? I'm great? How are you wonderful? Thank
you for asking?
Speaker 10 (25:36):
He?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 10 (25:37):
Or what?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
I'm am ready to go?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Are you eating ice cream for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I's pretty ummy right now.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I am not eating ice cream, but I have had.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh, you are ready to go?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Definitely figuratively and literally, probably because it tends to get
things moving all ready for you?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Impressive Tom.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Tom, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, sounds great. All right, here we go, Tom. Your
time starts. Now. What's the term for a planet outside
of our solar system.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Extial planet?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Which country was the Lord of the Rings? Movies filmed in.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
There are two planets with no moons, name one of
them um Path. Which state has the largest Amish population.
Speaker 16 (26:39):
Penn Sylvania?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
What pop Star was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus
before she changed her name.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you, Tom. If you
had to replace all cows with another animal for milk,
which animal would you choose?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Uh, Andrew, give me some bounce.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's a good answer, all right.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
For the logic, Victoria, if you had to replace all
cows with another animal for milk, what would it be?
Speaker 10 (27:14):
Ooh ooh, like a bird, because then it could just
fly to your door. You don't have to know the
story to go get it, or you don't have to
milk anything.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It just comes to you. A bird pooped on my
car yesterday, and that's all I'm thinking about. Why you
gotta ruin my animal?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
That's kind of what it looked like, coming right on
to my winshield. Here we go, thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when just
passed and you have to beat Tom outright to win,
and Tom you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
All right, Victoria, your time start?
Speaker 14 (27:42):
Now?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
What is the term for a planet outside of our
solar system? An outside planet?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Which country was the Lord of the Rings movies filmed
in so Witzerland?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
There are two planets with no moons. Name one of
them uh Uranus? Which side? That's the largest Amish population?
In a minute?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I Ohio One pop star was formerly known as Destiny
Hope Cyrus before she changed her name Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay, got that in It was named Destiny. I guess.
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby
Victoria got too correct? Yeah I did? Tom got three?
Are you serious? Congratulations? Why you did it? Four cups
of coffee and you beat Victoria? That's why? That's U.
(28:35):
All right. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
An exo planet is the term for a planet outside
of our solar system. New Zealand is the country where
the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed. There are
two planets with no moons, and they are Mercury and Venus.
The state with the largest Amish population is Ohio.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It is actually.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I say it enough, eventually you'll get it.
Speaker 15 (29:00):
YEA true.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I thought it was Pennsylvania too. I did think it
was Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
The pop star that was formerly known as Destiny Hope
Cyrus because that was her birth name, is Miley Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Thank you. It's a Syrus that really gave it away.
Oh wait I didn't win, dang it. Yeah, yeah, you
still didn't win.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah.
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Speaker 1 (29:27):
What are you thinking about?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
True?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
The moon things? What about it? If all the plants
have moons? Do any of the plants really not have moons?
Speaker 10 (29:34):
If all the plants actually have moons, they kind of
like all are kind of close to each other, so
I think they can share.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
There are two planets with no moons.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Not like guys, we can share our moon, Like, let's
be nice, Earth can share this moon with one of
the two.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You're very sweet, so therefore we can all have moons.
You are a good share You always share your s.
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Speaker 4 (30:05):
Greg is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Serena.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Craig, how long
has it been since you heard from Serena?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Yeah, it's been about five days.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Okay, not too bad.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
How long?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
How many times did you hit her up?
Speaker 14 (30:26):
Just a couple, you know, like I'd send her a
text and then I kind of followed up my usual
as like an upside down smiley face emoji.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
I tried calling everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah nothing, okay, Uh, oh well, why don't you tell
us about the date?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
So it was great.
Speaker 14 (30:43):
We went to this like super chill indie bookstore cafe
kind of thing. Yeah, it was really nice. I had
like live music in the back. They had candles on
the table.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
It was super low key.
Speaker 14 (30:56):
It just like really perfect for what we were trying
to you know, but the day was trying to be
what I was trying to make it. And yeah, it
was very romantic. Yeah, nobody was yelling in this place,
so that was nice. Yeah, and then you know what
we talked about, you know, we talked about like everything,
(31:17):
the most underrated cartoons, weird family traditions. She actually told
me that she celebrates her childhood stuffed animal's birthday every.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Year, which I thought was super interesting.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
And yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (31:34):
Admitted to her that I once cried during a dog
food commercial. So yeah, it was a solid, really solid day.
Definitely felt a vibe with her. But yeah, you know,
like I said, I really felt a vibe with her.
I felt like I really felt like we got each other.
I walked her to her car at the end of
the night, and she, you know, she even said she
(31:57):
wanted to see me again, So oh she did.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Did you guys or have any kind of intimate moments?
Speaker 7 (32:05):
No, nothing to nothing like that. You know, I kept
it professional, but yeah, like it's all like a good exit.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, Well, why do you think she might be ghosting it?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (32:19):
I might have made like a dumb joke at the
end of the night, and you know, I offered her
a mint and said something like I hope you're not
doing anything for the next forty eight hours, and then
pretended the mint was like laced with something.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Maybe wouldn't joke about that on a Thursday. That's a
really bad joke.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah, you drunk.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well how did she react to that, Craig, Uh, yeah,
she kind of froze.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Uh, not gonna lie, she kind of froze.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Uh, you know, she dropped it and.
Speaker 14 (32:59):
Also kind of like gave me this like half laugh
before saying thanks for the date and getting in her car.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So were you able to like apologize for the joke
and be like, hey, that was a joke. It was
a bad joke, but still joke.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yeah, I definitely apologize.
Speaker 14 (33:15):
I text her the next morning and you know, you know,
I was like, you know, I'm sorry, I had a
great time, but yeah, no reply, and.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
She goes joining us for today's first day follow up.
Craig is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Serena.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Craig, why don't you recap
your date for us again?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Real quick?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
So it was a great date. We went to a
really romantic place. We had great conversation. But at the
end of the date, I made a stupid joke about
drugging her with a mint. I totally regret making. Now
I am getting basically ghosted.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
She is not calling me back, me back, all right?
Are you ready for us to give her a call?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yep, I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I'm ready for whatever happened.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Okay, okay, here we go. Hi, man, I speak to Serena. Please,
Hey Serena, how are you. This is the radio show.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's called the Jewbil Show. Hi, Serena. I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name is jewbl what's going on?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I don't know what is going on much?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's their question. Yeah, have you ever listened to the
show before?
Speaker 11 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
No, okay, Well, we do a segment on the show
that's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting, And
we got an email about you Are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 12 (35:06):
I did go out with a guy named Craig recently,
okay who wrote you?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yes, it is Craig. He emailed us. We talked to
him a little bit about your date.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
He really liked you, and I was wondering why you're
ghosting him, So we thought we'd call and ask if
you wouldn't mind telling us.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
Okay, sure, Well the date was lovely, but what I
saw at the end of the date.
Speaker 18 (35:33):
Kind of like freaked me out and saw, well, I okay,
I it was a good time. Honestly, I wasn't expecting
to like him as much as I did. Like, we clicked,
We had a really nice time. Like he's quirky, but
he's charming. And then near the end of the night,
we're standing by my car and he wants to show
(35:54):
me a picture of him with elephants in Thailand. Okay,
And so he hands me a fall and says, you
know the here's me with the elephants, and I swiped
to see more pictures and I swiped too far.
Speaker 12 (36:12):
That's when I thought, just like endless bathroom selfies' shirtless
in different bathrooms doing like look how hot I am
poses and some had tall action and some did not
have tal action, which you know, like I did not
(36:35):
mean to do that. What are you doing with this
many photos? And who are you sending them to? Like
nobody should have that many naked photos of themselves on
their phone?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Okay, and that's the reason you're ghosting him? Yeah, okay,
all right, thank you for telling us. I wonder why
you have so many? Do you want you wonder that too, Serena,
I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
Like I said, it was just a lot. Tell no,
tell I just like who is he sending those two?
Speaker 16 (37:05):
Like why do you need so many?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
We should ask him?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Oh gosh, and Serena, he's actually on the phone right
now and wants to talk to you, so let's we
should just ask.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
I could just jump in, What so that's why you
ghosted me? You're ghosting me because of selfies?
Speaker 16 (37:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Cool? So you're on this call too, right.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Yeah, so you're saying, you know, like what you saw,
like is that is that why you're ghosting you're just
like not attracted to me naked, nothing to do.
Speaker 12 (37:39):
I mean, that's that's your takeaway. Like it was a
lot of photos, man, Like, who are you sending those two?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
That's weird.
Speaker 14 (37:47):
Sometimes I just need to remind myself that I'm hot now,
Like I was overweight growing up and now I look good.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
So I like to see it like an angle I
take like I like it. I mean, I like taking
photos of myself.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Do you send those two people?
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I mean, I'll send them sometimes if it's like appropriate.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
So it's just to admire yourself.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
Yeah, it's just for me. And then like just in
case I need one ready to send to somebody like you.
Speaker 12 (38:23):
I okay, you can pay your photos for your like scrolling.
Speaker 18 (38:29):
I'm not interested in them, more in seeing anyone who
like admires himself that much.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
That was just a lot for me.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
What, Like, you don't want to date somebody with confidence
I'm confident, Like, that's that's just me being confident.
Speaker 15 (38:44):
That's great.
Speaker 12 (38:45):
I'm glad you feel good about yourself now, but that
doesn't change the something you'll take longer than me in
the bathroom because you're turning at the right angle of
your little friends like.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
It's not little.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Hey, Serena, would you like another day with Craig? We'll
pay for it, thank you. But I'm good at least
he's owning it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's not like trying to play it off, Like if
you didn't see those, Serena, would you want to go
on a date with him?
Speaker 12 (39:15):
Probably?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
But like I know what I know now, I mean, Serena, like,
I really hope that you change your mind. Like I
really like you.
Speaker 14 (39:24):
I really had a great time on our date. I'm
sorry for the dumb jokes that I made. I'm sorry
that I take so many selfies of myself, but like,
I really really like you as much as I like me.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Well, I will take that at the compliment because obviously
I know how much.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
You like you.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
But I think this, like in the radio and the selfies,
I just this is a little too much for me.
So I think this is this is over now.
Speaker 14 (39:52):
Hey, guys, can I can I just email you a
picture a couple, like a few pictures, so you can
tell me if they're good or yes?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
What does profile prompt say about you? It's a double show,
I'll tell you right now. Because a team of psychologists
just released a study that says that your dating profile
prompt can say everything about you and your personality.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
If you don't know what a dating profile prompt is,
it's a.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Short, pre written question or phrase on a dating app
that you answer to help show off your personality. Think
of it as a conversation. Start as something like my
most useless skill is, or to truth and a lie,
or the hallmark of a good relationship is blank. The
prompts are designed to help break the ice and make
profiles more interesting and relatable than just photos and stats.
(40:42):
So what does your dating profile prompt say about you? Well,
if you use my most useless skill is, These team
of psychologists say that you might have performative self deprecation syndrome.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Syndrome. Why can't it just be funny? I think we
appreciate self deprecation.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
No, they say, subjects frequently weaponize humility to lower expectations
while inviting approval. It's correlated with high levels of passive
ambition and subtle self loathing master's charm.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
How did this become a weapon and a syndrome all
the same time. I feel like they're maybe reading a
little too far into things. But who knows.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
I think so it seems like I'll just just release
what your dating profile prompt says about you. If you
use I'll fall for you if and then you're supposed
to fill in the blank, it says that you could
have conditional effect complex.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Wow cac they got serious that one.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Yeah, it says it displays dependency on external validation, likely
to attach romantic significance to minor gestures, elevated risk of
emotional whiplash in early stage interactions.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
I feel like it was more of a I'll fall
for you if you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
So I'm not sure where this whole explanation came from.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Someone got really burned whoever wrote this list? For real?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Do either of you, guys, Nina and Victoria use prompts
on your dating profiles?
Speaker 14 (42:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:04):
My one favorite prompt I use all the time. That
always gets people like to send messages when I'm on.
I'm on and off right now. But it's just like,
what your favorite random fact is and what do you
say for yours? I'm going to tell you it's actually
really cute. Did you know the otters hold hands when
they go to sleep? So they don't float away.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
From each other. And so I said that, and so
then it's always cute and it invites all kinds of
weird stuff. You know, what do you get back?
Speaker 12 (42:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What does a guy say that, Oh that's cute. We
could be honors. I would let you float away.
Speaker 12 (42:35):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I think the answers tell you more about who the
person is than stupid questions.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
See, I'm glad that I never really was on the
dating apps because my starters would be weird, my prompts
would be weird.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
What friend you said that?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
All I could think of? Did you know vanilla extract
come from the vers anal glands?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Do you know what you need to say that? I
had to do a deep dive in research. Yeah it does,
but not all do Yeah? Wait pause, vanilla extract A
lot of it comes from beaver's animal lands.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
How do you know that?
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Why do you know that?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
But not all vanilla?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Because I had to look at the vanilla in my cupboard,
and because after Jupile said.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
That, I was like, I'm not bacon before. I know what.
That's gross? I know, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (43:15):
But you see what just happened here? This was a
conversation banter. It was a conversation starter and.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Now now we're in I don't know what human was
the one that figured that out. Whoever it was, they
should be locked up. I had a vanilla extract is good,
but how did they figure that out?
Speaker 16 (43:27):
I don't like that.
Speaker 11 (43:28):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
But see, the more you reveal on the weirder it is,
the more likely you are to connect with somebody you know.
Speaker 11 (43:34):
But a lot of the proms are just, in my opinion, dumb,
and they're just like the answers are very basic. And
I tried for the first time not using a dating
website to meet a guy, and I met a guy
where it was through a friend.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Okay, okay, And I was very.
Speaker 11 (43:46):
Proud of myself that, Like I started talking to this guy.
I found out this weekend while he's messaging me he's with.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Another girl in another.
Speaker 11 (43:54):
City and he's like been with so many other people
and probably has something.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
And I'm like, are you how do you have this
time to message meet It's just like someone you'd meet
on dating a Yes, and it's crap. Yeah, it's no different. Actually,
i'd be more mad at your friends. Shew up with somebody.
She probably would know. Well, she didn't know. I told
her this weekend that I had been talking to him,
and she's like, oh, so, Toy. He's very nice, he's
very sweet. But be careful with him, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Maybe you could be the one to change him, you
know that, putting in that effort and change that, hope, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I mean, yeah, he's kind of fun to talk to,
but he ain't gonna get me that out of me
with everywhere else he's been sleeping.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
We need to text him a prompt. You need to
text him one of the prompts and see how you respond.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
The team psychologists just release what your dating profile prompt
says about you, and they really went deep with it.
If you use the dating prompt. The most spontaneous thing
I've done is blank. The diagnosis they gave is impulsive
decision fatigue disorder. What he could have it suggests disregulated
planning faculties. Subjects often display thrill seeking tendencies and an
(44:58):
underdeveloped risk assessment filter.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
I think what we're learning is if you use the
apps at all, your psycho pretty much.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
That's why basically what it is, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
The pickup line may I meet you is trending big time.
But may I meet you? So you hear that there's
an origin story to it. It's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
I'm gonna tell you the origin story too, may I
meet you because you may be hearing it a lot
more in the streets in just a minute.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
But first, Martha Stewart, she's really doing it.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
I gotta give Martha Stewart a lot of credit, Like
she is definitely icon level. She is in her nineties
now I think she's that old double check my words.
But anyway, she looks great. Eighty four eighty four, I
round it up so.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Appreciates. Yeah, but she loves But she's just do for
ninety well even for eighty four. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (45:55):
She does?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah. I didn't think she was eighty four. I think
she was that old. No, do you do a deep dive?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
And if you look at younger Martha Stewart, she was
so hot and like she's still hot.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Just goes to show you crafting man, keep you young,
that's so true. Or or you have friends like doctor
Dre and Snoop dog.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
So she's just teamed up with those two to create
cocktails for their liquor brands.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
So she's creating this whole thing of cocktails.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
She's already got one called Watermelly, which of course is
you know, watermelon with the liquor. But their brand is
called still g. I n like it's it's a gin brand.
So she's doing all this fun stuff and making drinks
with gin. I mean, that's what keeps you young. She
just keeps playing Stewart.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
You come out with their own line of Pruno prun
Is liquor that prison make. Oh that's not what I
was thinking she should though, because you know she was
probably making that when she was in prison. What do
you make it really good? It's like fermented fruits and
stuff like that. Is they put it in a bag
and it's really bro If you've ever had it, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Well you have it in do you only have it
in jail?
Speaker 6 (46:57):
Like?
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Is that where you I've had friends that have been
in jail you known't in prison before, and they've made
it before because it's like, dude, you know, when someone's
locked up for a long time, they start to like
that stuff. So I wanted to try it, and I'm like,
this is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
But how do you get alcohol into it? Ferment couples
and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
You let it sit long enough, you put it in
like a bag somewhere where it's hot and moist.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's really gross. Yeah, it's hot and moist and all right,
you're making it sound real well, Martha Stewart probably makes
a mean pruno yes okay. And lastly, may I Meet you?
Is trending.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Big time billionaire Bill Ackerman has gone viral with his
advice that he gave on X so he tweeted it out.
He was like, Hey, you know, I just wanted to
give you guys some advice about something that used to
work in my life when I was younger. Anytime I
approached a woman, I would say, may I meet you?
And he said he never got turned down and it
always was a yes serious.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (47:49):
That sounds like it reminds me of when you asked
to go to the bathroom when you were younger and
their teacher.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Would be like, I don't know, can you Like, yes,
I can, then I'm just going to go. It's like
like that's what it gives me.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Like the vibes of may I Meet you is just
the rich dudes a hey, hey, Hey, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, it's not going to be any different. Yeah, it's
in the DM saying may I meet you and I
don't know you. It's just the same reaction.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
As a better Hey.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
That's fun, but that is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?
Speaker 3 (48:26):
What is it?
Speaker 17 (48:27):
Okay, So this isn't actually the secret this part. I
I hooked up with a stranger at a music festival
and again it's fun, like not the secret. Honestly, it
was just really good and like really connected, just a
really hot single guy, and I was I'm single and
just like, you know, sure live off the music festival.
(48:50):
But the problem is, so I went to a company
party for my job and I saw him there and
I was like, oh my god, the hot guy is here.
I'm so excited. But then my boss walks up to
him and then to me and introduces him as her husband.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh so you heard it with your boss's husband.
Speaker 12 (49:15):
Yeah, but I didn't know that at the time.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
So are you just gonna take that with you or
you gonna tell your boss.
Speaker 17 (49:21):
Oh my god, I honestly don't know. Like he told
me he was single, he presented he was single. I've
never met him before because like my boss hasn't like
he just hasn't shown up at any at work or anything.
And I like I want to do something to maybe
get that at him, but like I don't want to
hurt my boss, like I love her.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah, somehow I feel like this could end up being
your fault. So I wouldn't say anything to your boss
just to keep your job. But also they might have
some kind of arrangement. Yeah, or it could get you
a promotion. She could be thankful that you told her
if it happened before, you know.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
He could go either way, yes, very mad and wants
to try to fire her. Or if she got the promotion.
I don't know, that's you gotta just kind of roll
the dice.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Geez.
Speaker 17 (50:03):
Yeah, in general, I don't like to mix business with pleasure,
So like part of me doesn't want to say anything.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
But also like he.
Speaker 17 (50:10):
Didn't say like he was married in an open relationship.
He just said he was single, and that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
How did he act when he saw you?
Speaker 17 (50:20):
I mean, we both played it off pretty well, like
I kind of like freaked out a little bit and
just like pretended I had to use the restroom. But yeah,
he just acted like like nothing.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Well.
Speaker 10 (50:32):
The other thing is if he tells his wife, but
like he's not gonna tell his wife, he changes the
story no, like makes for the bad guy.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
He was at a music festival and said he was saying, yeah,
that's true. The only way that would happen is if
he had to defend himself.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
In my opinion, I don't know, Jubile, where's she go?
I just think you quit and move on.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
What.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm sorry I should have never asked him for his
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (50:55):
Yeah yeah, thank you guys.
Speaker 15 (50:58):
Wish good luck.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Text shoebol to four one oh six one
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