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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you ready to find out exactly what's gonna happen
in twenty twenty six? It's the Jewbil Show. Yeah and no,
it's not you not making good on your New year's resolution.
That happens every year, and it will probably happen this
year too. But I'm talking about the famous astrologer from
the fifteen hundreds, Nora Damis, who made and has been
correct on a bunch of predictions for the future. He
(00:22):
predicted the rise of Napoleon French Revolution. A ton of
different things that he's predicted have been correct, all in
these quatrains basically like poems that he wrote back in
the fifteen hundreds. So what did he predict what happened
this year in twenty twenty six. We'll go over it
right now, so you can start to buy a lot
of canned food and water and wash yourself from the
(00:43):
bunker somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
How far into the future did he go?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You know what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean to be able to still be talking about
this in twenty twenty six, that's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I ever he stopped, that's when it screwed. But what
are no Damas's big prediction for twenty twenty six the
death of a prominent figure.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ooh, what do you mean by prominent? I have ideas,
but I'm not going to talk about it. We don't
want to jinx anyone.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Major political leader. Probably, but it's based on his quatrain
twenty six, he says the great man will be struck
down by a thunderbolt.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, but I'm sorry at thunderbolt.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
People are interpreting that as an assassination or sudden death
of a major political leader, a dramatic political overthrow or coup,
or a sudden fall from power due to a scandal
or health crisis.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I feel like we covered all that last week, didn't we.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I feel like it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, this isn't any part of the world, right, I
feel like a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Also, just a recap at twenty twenty five. We're going
over big predictions for the year twenty twenty six. He
also predicted that there would be civil war.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, I still have much to do.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
So quadrants. He mentions, the water's overflowing with blood. Qualities
of regional violence or civil unrest in and around Europe.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh so here we're starting off twenty six in a
great movie.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
There's a lot of protests going on in Iran right now.
There always is, but there is right now.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, some analysis even connect the blood imagery in norodomsis
quadring about this civil war metaphorically to advances in stem
cell use. That's interesting, So it could be something with
stem cell research.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They do use a lot of stem cells, they do
skincare and medicine. Guys, why, well, that's actually a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
That's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes, yeah, we saved my daughter's stem cell.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Wait seriously, yeah, what does it do? Like what did
you use it for?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
They keep like a sliver of it, like a microscopic
sliver of it, so that later on, if she comes
up with some kind of illness or whatever, there's ways
for them to look at her DNA.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
WHOA, I just wonder what the controvercial use of it
would be, Like robots, robots kate stem cells.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What they're worried about people making new organs and then
new people and things like that, Like they're worried about
cloning and that, right stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You can make a twin, how freaking fun?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Or you could make an extra spleen. What what do
they want in your passenger seat? And then you would
never get pulled over like you we're in the carpool a.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You see my style in my passenger seat?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know what? Is another prediction that no shre damis
made about twenty twenty six. Also said there will be
a big conflict at sea.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
There's a line in one of his quadrains about voists
and galleys around seven ships. It's read as a maritime
conflict prophecy interpreters link it to heightened naval tinches, tensions
and congested water in South China, potential classes clashes among
nations with overlapping maritime claims, broader geographical friction involving naval
(04:00):
power projection. You're speaking right right, Yeah, I don't even
know what I said, but I know naval conflict is
what they're saying. That that means, is there.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Anything positive that's set to come out of twenty twenty six?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Um, not as of yet as I'm reading these, but
I'm thinking it could be aliens too, as are in
the ocean.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
There always can be aliens.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, what do you mean they're in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Aliens are all over the ocean.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Bro What Yeah, you haven't heard about this. There's like
sightings of all these UFOs coming straight out of the water.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The water.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What part of the world is it again? It's like, uh,
all over like South America.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Are we sure they're not dolphins coming out of the
ocean and just jumping back in difference.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm just saying they don't have huge lights and don't
come from down from the sky into the water because
you have.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Host some have flippers.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's been watching too many cartoons.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
What's another one of nore dominance's major predictions for twenty
twenty six A plague of bees? But that's all metaphorical.
A great swarm of bees. That's a metaphor meaning major
political shifts. Oh, possible symbolic readings, the rise of collective
(05:14):
movements or ideologies that spread rapidly, like a hive mind.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh no, no, interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I have no idea what that word means.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Terrifying. You don't want to hive mind?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
One mind takes over everything and like mind, yeah, thanks
for everybody?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Essentially yes, So basically hive mind or our group thing,
because it also says social media driven collective action or
unrest on social media.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Think about it, we kind of have a hive mind
on social media.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's already happening.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, exactly, So there you go. Those are no Damis's
big predictions for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Do you think No Jeramas ever talks to the Simpsons,
because I feel like they both be predicting things like
every single year.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
For the Did you guys hear this is also correct
all the time on weird things.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You might have referenced Snoster Damis to look like they
were smart. But I heard this really crazy conspiracy theory
over the weekend that in August we're supposed to lose
gravity for seven seconds.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
What I'm going to jump so high?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Finally it was sweet No, but there could be a
big problem of because if you're not prepared to lose
gravity in that seven seconds, like you're supposed to be
like preparing for where you are, have soft landing, like
have stuff that's like anchored to the floor that you
can hold on to seconds.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Weigh yourself and take a selfie with the weight on it.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, I don't know, counting down to when that happens
so they can weigh themselves. Oh my goodness, I've lost
so much.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's another jewbile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Thank you for calling. This is Taylor speaking, who may
help you?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Where is she?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Where is she?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Where is she?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Who are you trying to read?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
My name is Pete Akins, and I'm very upset and
I demand to speak to the manager of this clothing
boutique right now.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I'm a manager.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I'm so sorry you're upset.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You're the manager? Huh?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Taylor?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Taylor? Where's Carla?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Carla?
Speaker 12 (07:42):
I'm sorry, we don't have a Carla here.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She's gonna play games with me. I'm me, huh, act
like you didn't do something with her? Where is Carla?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
We don't. We don't have a Carla that works here?
Are you correct?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
Trying to reach a different store.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I want to let you know that I have a
particular set of skills and if I don't find Carla,
there's going to be a major problem. What did you
do with her?
Speaker 12 (08:20):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
There isn't a Carla here.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You're gonna tell me that the past six months of
my life, I've been imagining it. I don't think so.
I demand to know what you did with her and
where she is.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
I don't know what you're talking about her.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, possibly, all right, all right, you're gonna play games,
and it's obvious that you've done something dastardly and I've
figured it out. Where is Carla there?
Speaker 12 (08:49):
There is no Carla that works here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You have the wrong number. Carla is my girl, and
Carla and I have had a relationship it for the
last six months. She's been at your store every single
day in the window. She always has her left hand
(09:11):
a little bit raised because she's left handed. And the
other day I showed up to talk to Carla and
no Carla in sight. So I demand to know what
you've done with my girl.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
There's a woman outside of the store that has been.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Trying to continue into double down on the plane. Dumb.
My girl, my lady friend, was not outside of the store.
She was in the store Winda for six months, and
now she's missing and I'm gonna find her.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Are you talking about the mannequin that we had in the.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Window and now she's starting to get it? Where is she?
What did you do with her? Taylor?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
Where is the mannequin?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Her name is Carla?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Her name is Carla, and where is she?
Speaker 13 (10:16):
I'm very sorry, sir, we're not using that display anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You think this is funny. Huh no, because this is
not funny. You took my girlfriend and she's probably tied
up in the back or something.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
I don't know what this is, but this is serious.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I really think that you need help, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh You're gonna need help when I'm done with your store,
because I can't believe the atrocity that you just admitted to.
I'm calling the cops right now to tell them what
you did to Carla. Carla is my girl.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Carla is a mannequin.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You're crazy. You're never getting Carla by you?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Fine, then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call and your employee Tiffany set yap. This is
actually double from the Jubil Show doing our phone prank
on you and your employee Tiffany set you up. She
said you get weird complaints all the time and she
wanted to message you.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh, me and I do get weird all the time, but.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was three minutes and we'll give you everything you need
to know for the day. Brought to you by Michael
Schutbingo in Auburn your home for machine Goo, It's time
for Nina's. What's trending?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
McDonald's has been hit with a federal class action lawsuit
because of misleading marketing.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'll tell you exactly what that means in just a second.
But first, if you're prego gonna have a baby this
year and you're trying to figure out a name, let
me tell you about the trends taking over for twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
They're not specific names, they're just trends where people are
finding inspiration. Ancient civilizations are a place where inspiration is drawn.
Show girl names, thank you, Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Wait, what showgirl name?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah? Diamonds, sparkles, those are Mercedes?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is a different kind of show Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That could be I watch.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm gonna ask Chad GPT right now. Famous showgirls?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I don't really know. I feel like.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Debbie is one ten famous showgirls? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
What is the show girl like in Vegas? Like showgirls?
Like you think of those big the big feather ha Wait,
is like a showgirl? It's like a dancer, like yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Like a they stand in a row of like twenty
of them and they kick their legs up and do
a little dancing.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well that's like the Rockets, but yeah, they do that too. Showgirls.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Most famous showgirl of all time is named Sally rand.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh yeah, Sally, does it say what show she was in?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Says she was famous for her feather fan and bubble
dances in the thirties and forties.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Bubble bubble dance and forties. Okay, Sally.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Tempest Storm is another one, Tempest Ditavantis. Oh I know her. Yeah, okay,
so there there you go. That's your Showgirls. Now come
for last to.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Your point, Victoria, what I'm saying the movie I watched
with Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
That is Yeah, it's called Showgirl.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh cool, there you go. So those names interesting?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, Well, if you meet a Sally baby, you know
where the name was inspired. Soulful names are also on
the list, and romantic names.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's a soulful name is.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Romanticy as they're saying, is from different television shows and novels.
Like I'm just thinking if a baby Vecna pops up
somewhere like out of no.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, that's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, I feel like it's gonna happen to some stranger
things little baby Vechna. Oh wow, speaking of stranger things,
So the finale has been making all kinds of money,
no surprises, twenty five million dollars in theaters if you
happen to catch it there. Meanwhile, songs if you haven't seen.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You guys like the finale of Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I Oh, I felt like I wanted more. They really
wrapped it up in a bow. Yeah, it was really
nicely wrapped up. Yeah, so it was like nice. I
didn't feel anything though while watching it, did you?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I thought it was a cool show, Like I like
to show my One problem with a lot of that show, though,
is like there's a lot of emergent emergency situations in
that show, right, like something's gotta happen really quickly. But
then they pause for like a twenty minute monologue or
like a twenty minute conversation about feelings. It's like, hey, man,
the world's about to end. We got thirty seconds before
(14:55):
this galaxy crashes down onto ours? Can we not? Can
we save the feeling for after they get such long conversation.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Hey, something happens. They got to get them out now.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They did prioritize character development and like really getting to
know every character. Did you see that? So the Duffer
brothers who created The Stranger Things have been doing different interviews,
and they were talking about how they planned on killing
Steve Harrington off in the first season what in the
very first season, but they didn't because they fell in
love with Joe Kerey the actor, Joe the artist. Yeah, anyway,
(15:29):
so they kept him the whole time. So Steve Harrington
is really because of Joe.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
But also, did y'all know that the they're turning it
into like a cinematic universe, kind of like the Marvel Universe.
They're making it like a Stranger Things universe with multiple shows,
like they have a timeline. They're going to bring out
multiple shows, more shows about it, not with the same characters.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Tell me why I sat through all the credits at
the end of the finale like it was going to
be Marvels, some hidden type of I sat there. I'm like,
come on, give it to me.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
If there's anybody listening in the car right now who's
never seen the episode, I am your people.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
When you meet maybe now, you're not gonna know where
it came from.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Don't know who it is.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Okay. Lastly, McDonald's facing the federal class action lawsuit because
people are claiming that they've been marketing the McRib falsely.
They've been marketing at is marketing it as a real
pork rib.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But that's what I've always said. I'm like, what mac
animal does that come from?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But it actually has no rib in it. It is
made from restructured pork. I'm not going to go in.
Details are in front of me if you really want
to know, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
If you do, I want to know what restructured pork is.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, restructured pork combines cuts from the shoulder, heart, tripe,
scalded stomach and none of that is rib me. But
there are sixteen legal claims, including fraud, breach of warranty,
breach of contract, and violations of state consumer protection loss.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Wait, when you eat a MiG, I've never had one
of these? When you make rib, do you there? There's
a bone inside a rib like you eat a.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Shaped like infrastructure bone?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
So how are you eat like when you guys eat it?
Is there not a bone?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Question?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So I don't think they've ever marketed it like as
I'll give McDonald's that. I don't think they've ever marketed
as like a real rib, I don't think so. They
called it the micrib, which you know you just take it. Yeah,
Like they've never said, hey, it's a bee frib from
an actual cow.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
And to be honest with you, I've been to like
different stores and they have the same like imprinted.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah. I wish I was the judge on that class
action loss. Look if you saw something that was about
three inches long, called them make rib and you thought
it came from an actual animal, you owe McDonald's more
money because that's on you.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, well that is what's trending.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Danielle is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Evan for three
years and now she thinks that he might be cheating.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Danielle,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think daniel might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Well, she's been spending more time out at work happy hours,
but when he comes home, he's like totally sober. So
it's not like he's drinking, So what is he doing?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Like you'd rather be like, isn't that a good thing?
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Maybe he's just being social.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Maybe, but it's just weird because he's never done before
and it's been happening a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Are there new bosses or kind of like new projects
or anything going on at work? That would be one
of those like team bonding type situations, not that.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I know of.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is that the only reason why you think he's cheating
cause he's coming home sober?
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
No, there's more than that.
Speaker 13 (18:59):
Like he he's really protective over his phone, like he
sets it face down and he has his notification silence.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
He's never done that before.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Like, that's always a sign when somebody starts treating their
phone differently.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Right, And then on our credit card there was a
charge for a fancy restaurant and I asked him like
what you didn't go with me, Like what what are
you doing? And he's like, oh, it's a work thing.
He has a really nice restaurant for being a work thing.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, and then why would he be paying if it
was a work thing?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Is he treating you different?
Speaker 6 (19:34):
Yeah? I mean like I asked for details about this,
and he just dodges the question and he changes the subject.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
So when you ask him about it, he's just like
defensive about it.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah, like yeah, just I mean not even defensive. He
just like doesn't acknowledge it. He dodges the question and
moves on to another subject.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Never, Never have you ever tried going with him to
these happy hours?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
You know, I never never thought about it.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
I mean, he just started this, so this never even
dawn on me to ask to go with him.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I mean that's an idea.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, it's also probably like not the easiest to get
in there right away, especially if it's a work thing.
So physically, like, is he affectionate with you right now?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He is?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Yeah, I mean that hasn't changed. Yeah, I mean it's
still good. It's just he's been evasive about this.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
I mean we've been together for three years, we have
a dog together, you know, like it's.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Been a really good relationship. To lately it's changed and
I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. You already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at so if you're just joining
us for to catch a teeter. Danielle is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend, Evan of three
years might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewardsman rat and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
(21:06):
Danielle or to somebody else. But before we do that, Danielle,
why don't you break down your situation one more time
real quick.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Well, it's just lately he's did at these work happy hours,
but he comes home stobers.
Speaker 15 (21:16):
It's not like he's drinking at them.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
And then he's just been weird about his phone, like
setting it face down, silencing notifications, and anytime that I
ask him about these things, he just evades it and
like just change the subject and won't answer my questions.
It's just weird behavior.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, we don't love that.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I am, I am, Okay, here we go. Hey, this
is Corbett calling from I was looking for our Awards
card member named Evan. Oh, yes, Evan, please don't hang up.
(22:00):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Awesome. Oh that's cool. Awesome. Yeah, I didn't know you
guys did things like this. This is pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Every single month we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free gift for the month. And you have won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
That's amazing. Yeah, No, that's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And all I need from you is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to,
and then we'll see if you want to put anything
on a card, and then after that I'll get the
address and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Great, all right, can you address it to Emma?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Emma and if you can, yes, And you've been right
in the card. Just you have been absolutely amazing. Thank
you for havingthing. I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Great, I got that down, and now I'll let you
know that your girlfriend Danielle is on the phone and
probably ask questions for you.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Who is Emma?
Speaker 11 (23:13):
Oh what what?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Evan? This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers too. So that's what
this is.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And back to Who's Emma?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
This is not?
Speaker 6 (23:29):
And Jane, you're obviously cheating on me with a girl
named Emma. What is going on?
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Uh No, what are you doing here? This is a
radio show?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Me.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Why do you think I'm cheating? Why would you set
this up?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Because you're like hiding your phone all the time, putting
it face down. You're going to work happy hours, yet
you don't even come home with any alcohol in your breath.
You're like totally sober. So how do I believe that
you're really going to work happy hours? And why are
you doing it all of a sudden?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I mean, this is I don't I think this is nuts.
This is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
I don't think it's so crazy. You just sent flowers
to another.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
One you can't wait to see them.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Look, look, can you just give me a minute to explain? Please?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Yeah, I would love to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
All right, So Emma is is the new dog trainer?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Right?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
I hired a dog trainer because Danielle, as you know,
you've been complaining about the dog's behavior for months, right,
and and I thought that, you know, Emma would help
us train the dog. I mean, especially's aennances, but I'll
let me train the dog.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
So you've been keeping that a secret though?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Why?
Speaker 8 (24:46):
I wanted to be a surprise for Danielle. You know
that that Rocky, which is our dog's name. I wanted
to be surprised that that.
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Rocky has gotten this training.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Yeah, I'm not are you? I'm I can't even believe this?
Like what then? Why is a secret restaurant charge? Why
all the late nights? What's up with being so secret
to with your phone all of a sudden?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Look, okay the restaurant that was just a thank you dinner,
you know, for the dog.
Speaker 11 (25:25):
Yeah, I mean, you know she's really helping us out.
Rocky's coming a long way, all right, What do you
want me to say? I mean, like I'm trying a
decent thing to give her a thank you dinner.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
That's complete bull. Our dog isn't even trained at all.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
He's still being trained. That's the thing. Like he's not
done with his training. He's still being trained. I just
thought it'd be nice to take her out after the
first lesson to have dinner as a thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
And we're not training the dog yet.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
The dog is training, okay, I mean he's training. Just
me a break, all right. I just wanted to pick
her out for a thank you dinner, had.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
A fancy restaurant as a thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
It wasn't that nice little restaurant. It wasn't It wasn't
like a fancy place. She's in a regular restaurant. We've
been there a thousand times, nobody. I mean, you know,
it's just that I wanted to go because that's what
I was craving.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
If I was to send somebody flowers show me trained dog,
I also wouldn't be like I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah. There's just a lot of place. It's just a
lot of gratitude towards this trainer.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
No, I don't say that about her. I mean like
she she works hard, okay, you know, and she's she's
really good at what she does too.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
All right, you're a foolish. I don't believe you, like
a fancy restaurant for a dog trainer.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
And then you're like defending her right now?
Speaker 11 (26:50):
Oh yeah, like like you know, like you doing this
with me.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
With this you know, this whole thing that you set
up with the radio station. I mean, come on, you
know what's that about? Like if you're gonna already accuse
me of cheating, I might you know, I might as
well just be cheating on you. I might as well
just do it what I'm trying to do something nice
and take care of our dog and she just gets
(27:14):
suspicious and does.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
This and a dog together to train it in private
and secret. Because also, if you're a dog owner, wouldn't
Danielle need to know the commands for the dog?
Speaker 11 (27:27):
If you, Danielle, I'll talk to you later, will you.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I don't think you should, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh, Danielle, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
No? I don't believe one word he say, like definitely
training our dog in private.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
And sending flowers to that person.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
And taking her to a restaurant. And he hasn't taken
me to a restaurant in like two weeks. I mean,
come on.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, at this point, I feel like you need to
confront this so and so dog trainer to to get
confirmations so you don't kick yourself later, even though this
is sounding really off.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Yeah, it's totally signing off. Yeah, I'm gonna figure it out.
I mean, but thank you for doing this, or I
wouldn't have known.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah. Sorry, sucks. But hopefully he's telling the truth. I mean,
it doesn't sound like he is to me, but hopefully
he is.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah, all right, good.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Luck, Thank you the Jewel shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, your chance to
take on Victoria Ramirias in the game of Trivia in
you versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Yeah, happy today, I feel great, purposely did.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Not eat anything yet, and your own tickets on the
line today and well well I had a contestant on
the line and then all the phone lines just dropped
out for some reason.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Does no one want to play me that bad? Because
they're all scared?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Sort of technical thing happened here. But let's just take
a phone line and see what happens. Hello, who's this Mark?
What's up? Are you ready to play? Victoria?
Speaker 10 (29:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Great?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Is that what you called for? Is it? Mark? Yeah?
All right, here we go. The game is played like this.
Speaker 12 (29:40):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and you
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, Mark,
are you ready? Here we go? Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
What is the name of a star that suddenly increases
greatly in brightness? Oh?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
I can't remember, go as.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What element has the highest smelting point.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
Carbon?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
What do you call a large mass of moving snow,
ice and rocks down a mountain side avalanche? In Which
country did the sport of ice hockey originate?
Speaker 12 (30:26):
Dlan?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
What is the name of the main villain in a
nightmare before Christmas?
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, got that in. Don't bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Mark, here's a question for you.
What major event do you predict will happen in twenty
twenty six?
Speaker 10 (30:47):
Ooh, i'd say severe storms, severe storms?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
All right, Mark said severe storms. Victoria, what do you
predict will happen in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Six Nina's wedding? Yeah, I'm trying to think of We're
looking forward to happy stuff this year. I don't care
about all conspiracies. So you're gonna find a man and
get married all this year.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
It sounds like.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Everything is possible.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and Victoria you have to beat Mark outright to win?
And Mark you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
What is the name for a star that suddenly increases
greatly in brightness? Huh? Bright star? What element has the
highest melting point? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Love?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What past? What do you call a large mass of
moving snow, ice and rocks down a mountainside? In Which
country did the sport of ice hockey originate? Iceland? What
is the name for the of the main villain in
a nightmare? Before Chris? How many athletes have won medals
at both the Winter and Summer Olympics, All of them.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
All of them win medals, participation. I'm surprised it's not
gotten there yet though. All right, let's send it over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard. Our producer Freeze.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
We've got Mark with one and Victoria with the same one.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Avalanche and Mark, guess what that means?
Speaker 10 (32:35):
You win?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Congratulations, you did it. Ty goes to you. You beat Victoria.
There you go. You got Shearing tickets to just replace.
He was like, that doesn't say much. We'll get the
answers here in just a second. But Mark, I have
a question for you. Have you ever streamed the show?
(32:56):
Ever streamed the show.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
On radio?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah? You should try it sometimes.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
If you just go to the iHeartRadio app and you
type in Hits one O six point one, you can
stream it wherever you are. Mark.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, yep, you'll never be alone.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
You can also go to the Jubilshow dot com and
you can go check out our podcast all that stuff.
You can look at pictures. You can click through all
the pictures of us. While you do it, Mark, Sorry,
anyway you do that? Is that really up there?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Pictures?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Believe we have pictures on our website. Hope we do
find out check it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Can you check our website? Real quick pictures? All right,
let's get the answers now.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
In Nina, a nova is the name of for a
star that suddenly increases greatly and brightness. Tungsten is the
element that has the highest melting point. Wait what, I
don't know what it is? Tungsten is it?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:49):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
It's like I think it's worth more than gold or something.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, one's true. Oh really, I'm gonna look that up.
I feel like I would have heard of it if
it was right. An avalanche You did get this one right,
VI is a mass of moving snow, ice and rocks
down the mountain side. Canada is the country that ice
hockey originated in. Really, Oogie Boogie is the name of
the main villain and a nightmare before Christmas. And there
(34:12):
are five athletes that have won medals at both the
winter and summer. That's not true.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Everyone wins a medal, like they don't define the Olympics
every person, But they're actually more than five.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
There's like how many sports in the Olympics Winter and
Summer though, But it's your so it's like the same
athlete that won in winter and summer.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So it's like I played on the basketball team in
the summer, and then I was a skier in the winter,
and I won both of them.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's hot, both summer and winter. I can't get to neithers.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Mark, thank you for playing man, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Mind is blown?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Explain it to her is my favorite part.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at aol dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Selena is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has
it been since you talked to Justin?
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Ten days? Ten whole days?
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I can't believe it, I know, and a Lena sound
very nice, so I don't. I don't understand, and.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It feels like it's meant to be. Right Selena and Justin?
What a coincidence?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Right? We could be the couple that makes it.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
They didn't make it, I know, but she could have.
You tried to get a hold of justin.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (35:41):
I sent him a text, you know, and she did
not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't anything bad.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
It was just casual.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut
coma text nothing, and then I told him I can't
wait to see him again, and still nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Last I don't understand the.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Inside joke.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
That's just an inside joke.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I was curious.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
So what did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
So we met at a food truck festival, which is
already cute.
Speaker 16 (36:15):
Right yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
I was wearing I was wearing my fun and chill
but also hot outfit and he was like in a
Patagonia dad gear very I hike for fun energy.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Uh yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:33):
And we tried everything tacos, dumplings, these insane garlic noodles.
I still dream about them. And we ended the night
sharing a lavender donut.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Under fairy lights. That's thank you.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Yeah, and he laughed at all my jokes. He said
I had the best energy he's been around in months.
So yeah, obviously I thought we were vibing hard.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything?
Speaker 11 (36:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:00):
Yeah. At the end of the night, like you know. Well,
actually what happened was like I was wearing like really
strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot, and I
asked if he was allergic, and he goes, no, no,
but he started breathing like a pug and a sana and.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I was like, oh shoot.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
And then I was like maybe I gave.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
Him a mile asthma pet like I don't know, yeah,
but kissed goodbye and he didn't die, so I figured we.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Were cool.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Through.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
You do have good energy, okay, have fun.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah. Why do you think he's ghosting you? I really
don't know.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
I mean I was thinking that, you know, the whole like,
you know, maybe I was like really actually allergic and
he didn't want to say anything, and he's maybe in
a coma right now, you know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
All right, Well, let's figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date. Okay, Yeah, Selena is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy
named Justin. So we're gonna call him in just a
second and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
her and maybe get her a second date. But real quick, Selena,
why don't you break down your date again? And why
(38:17):
you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 9 (38:18):
Yeah? I had the most dreamy date.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
You know.
Speaker 9 (38:21):
We went to a food truck festival. We ate a
lot of stuff, you know. We ended the night with
a dreamy kiss, and I think he might just be
ghosting me because of the perfume I was wearing. Maybe
it was too much, you know, and he didn't want
to say anything about that. I don't know, but like,
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
We had a great date, but he was starting to
what does it breathe like a pug?
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call
the pug in Asana and see how he's doing?
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Hey is this Justin?
Speaker 11 (39:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Justin? How are you?
Speaker 10 (39:11):
I'm doing? Don't care who's calling.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Hi, Justin. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (39:19):
What's going on? Guys?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Not much? Have you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
I've heard of it, but I've been listening to it for.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Okay, guess what, Justin, you're on the show today because
we got an email about you. Okay, so we do
a segment that's called the first Date follow Up. What
that is is if you go on a day with
someone and you ghost them, they can email us to
call you and ask why you're ghosting and you're ghosting somebody,
(39:49):
so they email.
Speaker 11 (39:49):
Us about you.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah, this is about right.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yes, it is about Selena.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Look jus well, I had a time, but there was
just like there was just something that happened that I
couldn't shake.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
It was about do you have time to tell us
what that thing is that you couldn't shake?
Speaker 17 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (40:14):
She brought it ziploc bag, and in the ziploc bag
was just like a fist full of her hair.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Whoa wait what Yeah, we were having this like picnic
and you know, she pulls out this bag like catilely
and I thought she was bringing out snacks.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Nope, it was her hair, her.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hair, Alsen, did you ask her why she had her hair?
Speaker 12 (40:44):
I think I was just taking it all in.
Speaker 17 (40:46):
I was just like, uh, oh, okay, there's got to
be a hair explanation to this, and that's her hair.
And it was like like it was a she was
just like taking out like oh yeah, like there's the
Tuesday pile of hair.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Oh interesting, every day had its own pile, I asked, And.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
I guess he's tracking her hair scientifically.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
I don't know what that meaning.
Speaker 12 (41:16):
Really asked that many questions, but she said she loses
a certain amount of hair every day and so she
collected and she's just checking it for violamins.
Speaker 11 (41:25):
What if that means interesting?
Speaker 12 (41:29):
She literally said that. Look, she told me the amount
of hair she loses her and since she was more humid,
like in humid in human weather, I lose you know,
two one hundred and forty strands a day.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
And she brought up back, who knows that?
Speaker 9 (41:45):
Okay, first of all, it's not weird, it's.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Data just in. That's Selena. She's on the phone and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16 (41:55):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Do you have something against science or something? I had
no idea how judgmental you.
Speaker 10 (42:01):
Are, Selena?
Speaker 12 (42:02):
Why are you on the call? Why might be ambushed
with this? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (42:07):
I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me,
and I can't believe this is your reason.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Okay, I am on a hair growth journey.
Speaker 9 (42:17):
If you can't handle my routine, you don't.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Deserve the results. Wow, Okay, I don't have.
Speaker 12 (42:24):
To be on the hair growth journey with you. I
do have to be on the hair growth journey. Like
why like a ziploc bag of your hair.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
That's like, that's a boundaries thing.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
It's not.
Speaker 12 (42:35):
That's not normal or comfortable for another person. You're around
you pulling out sacks of your hair, like, I don't care.
You could have done it like a little more discreetly.
I don't care what you do in private. I have
nothing against science, but I don't want to be looking
at your science.
Speaker 11 (42:53):
We're having a picnic.
Speaker 9 (42:55):
Listen, there is nothing wrong with what I am doing.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
I'm just try backing my shedding.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
It's responsible. It's called file feedback. Okay, all right.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
The Range girl, it's.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
Called the Range.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
You're the range, curious more ankle stocks with slides, So
maybe let's not act like you're the pinnacle of.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
All right.
Speaker 11 (43:20):
It was a style choice.
Speaker 12 (43:22):
It wasn't like at least I wasn't wearing slippers.
Speaker 10 (43:25):
Pair on my feet.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Oh, so that was a style choice. I guess ghosting
was a style choice too.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
Apparently I was I supposed to handle a ziplock of hair?
I mean wardive?
Speaker 14 (43:45):
Yeah, but that's not something you do on the first aide,
I have to know about all your business and science.
I don't need to know about anything more. Your body
is working at that point when we're just trying to enjoy.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
A well, I have to keep it with me to
track my hair as they fall. Otherwise would it be
very scientific?
Speaker 12 (44:13):
Yeah, but I think science would be paused forna or
during a picnic.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
I can't believe this, Jess. We had such a.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Great time and you're gonna let it go over this.
I'm gonna have luscious hair and you're gonna be bald,
all right?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Justin Would you like another day? What Selena will pay
for it?
Speaker 12 (44:35):
No? I think I'm good. I'm gonna be.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Living in fear of being sorted in the spreadsheet.
Speaker 9 (44:42):
You'd be in the low testasterum zero great column, and.
Speaker 12 (44:49):
You'd be in the co own hair a story column.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Wow, do you have a new Year's resolution? It's the
Jubile show. It's the start of the new you know,
the time where gyms are packed owners of those weird
fad diet trends are making a ton of cash while
you eat nothing but pads of butter for some reason,
and everybody is figuring out how this is gonna finally
be the year where they take over the world. Until
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next week and they're like, you know what, I'll try
again in twenty twenty seven. Because most people don't follow
through on their New Year's resolutions. As a matter of fact,
only about one percent of people keep their resolutions for
the full year. What so, why is the failure rate
so high for New Year's resolutions. Well, it's because people
aren't following the Forbes listow of the best ways to
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keep your New Year's resolutions going, And we'll tell you
what those are in just a second, so you can
actually follow through. Are your New Year's resolutions this year?
Does anybody in this room have a New Year's resolution? Nina,
do you have one.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I don't really believe in resolutions, No, I feel like
it's I am. I believe in embodying like a word
or embodying like a feeling, because when you make those
promises to yourself, you set yourself up for disappointment, depression
and licking butter off the tables. So like for me,
it's just it's all about, you know, being better than
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you were last year. So that's what a resolution is though.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
It's pushing yourself to be better, and as long as
you keep it going, it's not failings.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
When you do it like that, it's just I feel
like it's just you're putting. You're placing pressure on yourself
that's unnecessary.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
The other way you do a word, you do like positivity.
So this year I'm going to focus on being positive
and that just carries through and it could mean a
million things.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah mine soft power, soft power, soft power.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I've used that one a lot. Okay, probably different occasions.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Probably we don't need it if anybody cares, but we'll
just we'll keep throwing.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
We're talking about New Year's resolutions. Yeah, that's my superhero
names off power, and will actually really tell you what
the strategies are for keeping your resolutions going strong this
year and just the second. But Victoria, do you have
any resolutions?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I do, Actually, you actually make New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
You would be the ones so eating.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
But why do you mentioned Butter? I don't know. I
liked it all right.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
No, I have great New year resolution because I feel
great about this year. It's like the year of Victoria
and I feel really good about it. But resolutions are
to save a little bit of money, not a lot,
and I don't put a number on it.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
So whatever I say, technically check a little and then
obviously go to do like everyone else.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
But it's more of like putting emphasis on like my
friends that I want to But the friends who put
emphasis on me prioritize.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Yes, people who prioritize people who prioritize you.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Thank you, freeze.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
That's my main resolution, produce prae make a resolution.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I don't. I've just had so many years of fail
ones that I'm just like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's just giving up. Yeah, which I think is a
great New Year's resolution. We'll go over the top strategies
on how to keep your New Year's resolutions going strong.
I'll tell you what the number one strategy is in
just a second. But they say, for big life changes,
test before you leap, try a small experiment instead of
it all or nothing approach.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Makes sense?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No, oh no, I don't do that either. Why would
you do that? Bunch has gotta go for it all.
I agree, got to go for the big bucks, the
big money, have an actuable plan and then jump. Oh,
don't have a plan to jump.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Another way? They say to keep your new Year's resolutions
going strong is to track your progress and bring in
one person to keep you accountable. Oh yeah, that's tracking
your progress, I get. But also that would get really
annoying depending on the person that you have to hold
you accountable.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, sometimes you're just like to screw you, dude. I
don't want to do my no leave alone.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I kept, but I lost you a friend, some strength
and community though.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
They say the more you track your progress, the better
the outcomes tend to be, and the better your outcomes,
the more you'll want to report it to friends and family.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
That makes sense, I.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Mean, but I feel like I would do it as
if I had to track it, So I don't want
to do both. I can only my memory can only
hold so many things. If I have to memorize to
like do the thing and track it, Oh, I'm gonna
stop Date two.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, then how are you gonna know that you're doing it?
I'm just gonna know.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Trust her text In four one O six one, did
you make any New Year's resolutions? We're going over the
Forbes list of the top ways to keep your resolutions
going strong If you did make a New Year's resolution,
Because only one percent of people actually keep their resolutions
for the full year.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
We'll tell you what the number one strategy is in
just a second. But plan for things to go wrong.
If you don't have time, do the two minute version, oh,
or try to make up for it later. That is true.
Like if you can't work out, literally, just go take
a five minute walk and consider that your workout for
the day. Mentally, you're telling yourself you still worked out
and you will continue to hopefully do it if that's
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your New Year's resolution.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, rather than sitting on the couch and eating snacks
and feeling bad about yourself.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Like I do.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh, you could do both, So that's not that's not helping.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Out for a five minute walk and then come back
and sit down you two snacks.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
They also say tie habits to your routines, not your motivation.
After you start the coffee, do five squats ew your
mood is unreliable. Coffee is not, they say. But that
is true. If you want to accomplish something, it's better
to tie it to a habit, something that you already
always do, than you'll remember.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh yeah, and you're more likely to stay consistent. Because really,
transformation comes from consistency in anything that you do.
Speaker 9 (50:41):
I kind of.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Really like that one. Or you fail at that and
then you fail at the habit that you already had,
that you liked, and now you've regressed. So be careful.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
This is, according to Forbes, the top strategies to keep
your New Year's resolution going wrong. And here's the number
one key to being successful with your new resolution, because
only one percent of people keep their resolutions for a
full year. Lower your standards. Lower your standards, but be specific.
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Don't just say I want to get fit, say I
want to walk ten minutes after work. It take the
small wins. I hate when people say lower your standards.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
The guy gave me dating advice and said, just lower
your standards.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Okay, your response so I could date you.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Your phone BREAKAUP is every single hour in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this and
then right after that isn'tans what's trending, and don't forget.
You can always stream the Jubile Show on Hits one
of six point one.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
I have to do.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Just go to the iHeart radio app, type in the
Jubil Show or Hits one of six point one. Make
that your favorite station. Don't want you do that.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
That's a resolution, Yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
It's a super easy one to keep because it could
just be your favorite station wherever you are.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
The dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Hey you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
So?
Speaker 15 (52:13):
I have a sister, she's a year older than me,
and growing up, she's just always been so jealous of me.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Like never played with me, like was never really a
real sister, just real jealousy. All right, yeah a.
Speaker 15 (52:26):
Mom said, a sister, but whatever.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
So recently I.
Speaker 15 (52:31):
Actually have been rekindling with my ass, which, mind you,
he was not liked by my family at all, especially
my mom. They had this huge fight with a fallout,
you know, a few months of fast.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
But you're even though none of your family likes him,
like yeah.
Speaker 15 (52:51):
At the end of the day, like, it's me who
needs to be happy.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
So I keeping it a secret. And my sister actually ended.
Speaker 18 (52:59):
Up running into us recently and saw, yeah, saw us together,
and so I said, hey, well, I didn't want to
tell her because she's a big tattletell and she saw
me and him, I was like, hey, listen, just don't
tell mom, right, just like keep her mouth shut.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Lending your business.
Speaker 15 (53:16):
You didn't see anything, do not tell mom?
Speaker 12 (53:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Uh huh right, and.
Speaker 8 (53:21):
I thing, I know.
Speaker 6 (53:22):
My mom's like freaking.
Speaker 9 (53:23):
Out calling me, like when are you dealing with him?
Speaker 6 (53:25):
I was like, wait a second, what are you talking about?
And she's like tell me everything. I was like, what
of freaking tattletell? Anyway, So my dirty little secret is
that this past weekend, we were all eating dinner and
it was like the clean up part and my sister
has this bad habit of taking off her wedding ring.
I mean this, it's a good habit, but I just
I would never because it. And so she took it
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up and put in the side, and when she wasn't looking,
I grabbed it ring her wedding ring. Yeah, it's just
like super beautiful, guys.
Speaker 15 (53:55):
And so anyway, I took it and I had it.
Speaker 6 (53:57):
I don't even remember where I put it.
Speaker 10 (53:58):
I put somewhere.
Speaker 15 (53:59):
But the secret here is that she was freaking out.
Speaker 6 (54:03):
Yeah that's what it was, my mom.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, I bet yeah.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
And so they're like actually thinking it went down the
drain because they.
Speaker 15 (54:11):
Were that's where she took it off, and she thinks
in her head that is sell.
Speaker 8 (54:15):
Into the drain.
Speaker 6 (54:16):
So they started taking the drain apart.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Oh that's like not an easy task.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Have do you plan on telling her? Like, hey, just
kidding is me? You took it?
Speaker 6 (54:25):
Well, I mean eventually, I'm gonna have to give it
back to her, But I did get pleasure out of
watching her like freak out because she's a freaking title tale.
So it's my revenge. Whatever, don't tell Ammy when I
asked you what to tell me like, I wasn't telling
her like I don't get her.
Speaker 15 (54:40):
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Okay, well I will give it back.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
I'll give it back for now. I'm letting her freak
out a little.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 11 (54:50):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (54:54):
Text you ball so four one O six one
Are you ready to find out exactly what's gonna happen
in twenty twenty six? It's the Jewbil Show. Yeah and no,
it's not you not making good on your New year's resolution.
That happens every year, and it will probably happen this
year too. But I'm talking about the famous astrologer from
the fifteen hundreds, Nora Damis, who made and has been
correct on a bunch of predictions for the future. He
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predicted the rise of Napoleon French Revolution. A ton of
different things that he's predicted have been correct, all in
these quatrains basically like poems that he wrote back in
the fifteen hundreds. So what did he predict what happened
this year in twenty twenty six. We'll go over it
right now, so you can start to buy a lot
of canned food and water and wash yourself from the
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bunker somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
How far into the future did he go?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You know what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean to be able to still be talking about
this in twenty twenty six, that's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I ever he stopped, that's when it screwed. But what
are no Damas's big prediction for twenty twenty six the
death of a prominent figure.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ooh, what do you mean by prominent? I have ideas,
but I'm not going to talk about it. We don't
want to jinx anyone.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Major political leader. Probably, but it's based on his quatrain
twenty six, he says the great man will be struck
down by a thunderbolt.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, but I'm sorry at thunderbolt.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
People are interpreting that as an assassination or sudden death
of a major political leader, a dramatic political overthrow or coup,
or a sudden fall from power due to a scandal
or health crisis.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I feel like we covered all that last week, didn't we.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I feel like it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, this isn't any part of the world, right, I
feel like a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Also, just a recap at twenty twenty five. We're going
over big predictions for the year twenty twenty six. He
also predicted that there would be civil war.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, I still have much to do.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
So quadrants. He mentions, the water's overflowing with blood. Qualities
of regional violence or civil unrest in and around Europe.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh so here we're starting off twenty six in a
great movie.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
There's a lot of protests going on in Iran right now.
There always is, but there is right now.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, some analysis even connect the blood imagery in norodomsis
quadring about this civil war metaphorically to advances in stem
cell use. That's interesting, So it could be something with
stem cell research.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They do use a lot of stem cells, they do
skincare and medicine. Guys, why, well, that's actually a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
That's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes, yeah, we saved my daughter's stem cell.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Wait seriously, yeah, what does it do? Like what did
you use it for?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
They keep like a sliver of it, like a microscopic
sliver of it, so that later on, if she comes
up with some kind of illness or whatever, there's ways
for them to look at her DNA.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
WHOA, I just wonder what the controvercial use of it
would be, Like robots, robots kate stem cells.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What they're worried about people making new organs and then
new people and things like that, Like they're worried about
cloning and that, right stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You can make a twin, how freaking fun?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Or you could make an extra spleen. What what do
they want in your passenger seat? And then you would
never get pulled over like you we're in the carpool a.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You see my style in my passenger seat?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know what? Is another prediction that no shre damis
made about twenty twenty six. Also said there will be
a big conflict at sea.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
There's a line in one of his quadrains about voists
and galleys around seven ships. It's read as a maritime
conflict prophecy interpreters link it to heightened naval tinches, tensions
and congested water in South China, potential classes clashes among
nations with overlapping maritime claims, broader geographical friction involving naval
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power projection. You're speaking right right, Yeah, I don't even
know what I said, but I know naval conflict is
what they're saying. That that means, is there.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Anything positive that's set to come out of twenty twenty six?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Um, not as of yet as I'm reading these, but
I'm thinking it could be aliens too, as are in
the ocean.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
There always can be aliens.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, what do you mean they're in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Aliens are all over the ocean.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Bro What Yeah, you haven't heard about this. There's like
sightings of all these UFOs coming straight out of the water.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The water.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What part of the world is it again? It's like, uh,
all over like South America.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Are we sure they're not dolphins coming out of the
ocean and just jumping back in difference.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm just saying they don't have huge lights and don't
come from down from the sky into the water because
you have.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Host some have flippers.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's been watching too many cartoons.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
What's another one of nore dominance's major predictions for twenty
twenty six A plague of bees? But that's all metaphorical.
A great swarm of bees. That's a metaphor meaning major
political shifts. Oh, possible symbolic readings, the rise of collective
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movements or ideologies that spread rapidly, like a hive mind.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh no, no, interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I have no idea what that word means.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Terrifying. You don't want to hive mind?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
One mind takes over everything and like mind, yeah, thanks
for everybody?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Essentially yes, So basically hive mind or our group thing,
because it also says social media driven collective action or
unrest on social media.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Think about it, we kind of have a hive mind
on social media.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's already happening.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, exactly, So there you go. Those are no Damis's
big predictions for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Do you think No Jeramas ever talks to the Simpsons,
because I feel like they both be predicting things like
every single year.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
For the Did you guys hear this is also correct
all the time on weird things.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You might have referenced Snoster Damis to look like they
were smart. But I heard this really crazy conspiracy theory
over the weekend that in August we're supposed to lose
gravity for seven seconds.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
What I'm going to jump so high?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Finally it was sweet No, but there could be a
big problem of because if you're not prepared to lose
gravity in that seven seconds, like you're supposed to be
like preparing for where you are, have soft landing, like
have stuff that's like anchored to the floor that you
can hold on to seconds.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Weigh yourself and take a selfie with the weight on it.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, I don't know, counting down to when that happens
so they can weigh themselves. Oh my goodness, I've lost
so much.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's another jewbile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Thank you for calling. This is Taylor speaking, who may
help you?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Where is she?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Where is she?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Where is she?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Who are you trying to read?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
My name is Pete Akins, and I'm very upset and
I demand to speak to the manager of this clothing
boutique right now.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I'm a manager.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I'm so sorry you're upset.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You're the manager? Huh?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Taylor?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Taylor? Where's Carla?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Carla?
Speaker 12 (07:42):
I'm sorry, we don't have a Carla here.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She's gonna play games with me. I'm me, huh, act
like you didn't do something with her? Where is Carla?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
We don't. We don't have a Carla that works here?
Are you correct?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
Trying to reach a different store.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I want to let you know that I have a
particular set of skills and if I don't find Carla,
there's going to be a major problem. What did you
do with her?
Speaker 12 (08:20):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
There isn't a Carla here.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You're gonna tell me that the past six months of
my life, I've been imagining it. I don't think so.
I demand to know what you did with her and
where she is.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
I don't know what you're talking about her.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, possibly, all right, all right, you're gonna play games,
and it's obvious that you've done something dastardly and I've
figured it out. Where is Carla there?
Speaker 12 (08:49):
There is no Carla that works here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You have the wrong number. Carla is my girl, and
Carla and I have had a relationship it for the
last six months. She's been at your store every single
day in the window. She always has her left hand
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a little bit raised because she's left handed. And the
other day I showed up to talk to Carla and
no Carla in sight. So I demand to know what
you've done with my girl.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
There's a woman outside of the store that has been.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Trying to continue into double down on the plane. Dumb.
My girl, my lady friend, was not outside of the store.
She was in the store Winda for six months, and
now she's missing and I'm gonna find her.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Are you talking about the mannequin that we had in the.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Window and now she's starting to get it? Where is she?
What did you do with her? Taylor?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
Where is the mannequin?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Her name is Carla?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Her name is Carla, and where is she?
Speaker 13 (10:16):
I'm very sorry, sir, we're not using that display anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You think this is funny. Huh no, because this is
not funny. You took my girlfriend and she's probably tied
up in the back or something.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
I don't know what this is, but this is serious.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I really think that you need help, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh You're gonna need help when I'm done with your store,
because I can't believe the atrocity that you just admitted to.
I'm calling the cops right now to tell them what
you did to Carla. Carla is my girl.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Carla is a mannequin.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You're crazy. You're never getting Carla by you?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Fine, then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call and your employee Tiffany set yap. This is
actually double from the Jubil Show doing our phone prank
on you and your employee Tiffany set you up. She
said you get weird complaints all the time and she
wanted to message you.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh, me and I do get weird all the time, but.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
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for Nina's. What's trending?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
McDonald's has been hit with a federal class action lawsuit
because of misleading marketing.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'll tell you exactly what that means in just a second.
But first, if you're prego gonna have a baby this
year and you're trying to figure out a name, let
me tell you about the trends taking over for twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
They're not specific names, they're just trends where people are
finding inspiration. Ancient civilizations are a place where inspiration is drawn.
Show girl names, thank you, Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Wait, what showgirl name?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah? Diamonds, sparkles, those are Mercedes?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is a different kind of show Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That could be I watch.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm gonna ask Chad GPT right now. Famous showgirls?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I don't really know. I feel like.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Debbie is one ten famous showgirls? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
What is the show girl like in Vegas? Like showgirls?
Like you think of those big the big feather ha Wait,
is like a showgirl? It's like a dancer, like yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Like a they stand in a row of like twenty
of them and they kick their legs up and do
a little dancing.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well that's like the Rockets, but yeah, they do that too. Showgirls.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Most famous showgirl of all time is named Sally rand.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh yeah, Sally, does it say what show she was in?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Says she was famous for her feather fan and bubble
dances in the thirties and forties.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Bubble bubble dance and forties. Okay, Sally.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Tempest Storm is another one, Tempest Ditavantis. Oh I know her. Yeah, okay,
so there there you go. That's your Showgirls. Now come
for last to.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Your point, Victoria, what I'm saying the movie I watched
with Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
That is Yeah, it's called Showgirl.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh cool, there you go. So those names interesting?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, Well, if you meet a Sally baby, you know
where the name was inspired. Soulful names are also on
the list, and romantic names.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's a soulful name is.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Romanticy as they're saying, is from different television shows and novels.
Like I'm just thinking if a baby Vecna pops up
somewhere like out of no.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, that's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, I feel like it's gonna happen to some stranger
things little baby Vechna. Oh wow, speaking of stranger things,
So the finale has been making all kinds of money,
no surprises, twenty five million dollars in theaters if you
happen to catch it there. Meanwhile, songs if you haven't seen.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You guys like the finale of Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I Oh, I felt like I wanted more. They really
wrapped it up in a bow. Yeah, it was really
nicely wrapped up. Yeah, so it was like nice. I
didn't feel anything though while watching it, did you?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I thought it was a cool show, Like I like
to show my One problem with a lot of that show, though,
is like there's a lot of emergent emergency situations in
that show, right, like something's gotta happen really quickly. But
then they pause for like a twenty minute monologue or
like a twenty minute conversation about feelings. It's like, hey, man,
the world's about to end. We got thirty seconds before
(14:55):
this galaxy crashes down onto ours? Can we not? Can
we save the feeling for after they get such long conversation.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Hey, something happens. They got to get them out now.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They did prioritize character development and like really getting to
know every character. Did you see that? So the Duffer
brothers who created The Stranger Things have been doing different interviews,
and they were talking about how they planned on killing
Steve Harrington off in the first season what in the
very first season, but they didn't because they fell in
love with Joe Kerey the actor, Joe the artist. Yeah, anyway,
(15:29):
so they kept him the whole time. So Steve Harrington
is really because of Joe.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
But also, did y'all know that the they're turning it
into like a cinematic universe, kind of like the Marvel Universe.
They're making it like a Stranger Things universe with multiple shows,
like they have a timeline. They're going to bring out
multiple shows, more shows about it, not with the same characters.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Tell me why I sat through all the credits at
the end of the finale like it was going to
be Marvels, some hidden type of I sat there. I'm like,
come on, give it to me.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
If there's anybody listening in the car right now who's
never seen the episode, I am your people.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
When you meet maybe now, you're not gonna know where
it came from.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Don't know who it is.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Okay. Lastly, McDonald's facing the federal class action lawsuit because
people are claiming that they've been marketing the McRib falsely.
They've been marketing at is marketing it as a real
pork rib.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But that's what I've always said. I'm like, what mac
animal does that come from?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But it actually has no rib in it. It is
made from restructured pork. I'm not going to go in.
Details are in front of me if you really want
to know, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
If you do, I want to know what restructured pork is.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, restructured pork combines cuts from the shoulder, heart, tripe,
scalded stomach and none of that is rib me. But
there are sixteen legal claims, including fraud, breach of warranty,
breach of contract, and violations of state consumer protection loss.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Wait, when you eat a MiG, I've never had one
of these? When you make rib, do you there? There's
a bone inside a rib like you eat a.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Shaped like infrastructure bone?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
So how are you eat like when you guys eat it?
Is there not a bone?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Question?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So I don't think they've ever marketed it like as
I'll give McDonald's that. I don't think they've ever marketed
as like a real rib, I don't think so. They
called it the micrib, which you know you just take it. Yeah,
Like they've never said, hey, it's a bee frib from
an actual cow.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
And to be honest with you, I've been to like
different stores and they have the same like imprinted.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah. I wish I was the judge on that class
action loss. Look if you saw something that was about
three inches long, called them make rib and you thought
it came from an actual animal, you owe McDonald's more
money because that's on you.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, well that is what's trending.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Danielle is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Evan for three
years and now she thinks that he might be cheating.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Danielle,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think daniel might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Well, she's been spending more time out at work happy hours,
but when he comes home, he's like totally sober. So
it's not like he's drinking, So what is he doing?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Like you'd rather be like, isn't that a good thing?
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Maybe he's just being social.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Maybe, but it's just weird because he's never done before
and it's been happening a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Are there new bosses or kind of like new projects
or anything going on at work? That would be one
of those like team bonding type situations, not that.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I know of.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is that the only reason why you think he's cheating
cause he's coming home sober?
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
No, there's more than that.
Speaker 13 (18:59):
Like he he's really protective over his phone, like he
sets it face down and he has his notification silence.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
He's never done that before.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Like, that's always a sign when somebody starts treating their
phone differently.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Right, And then on our credit card there was a
charge for a fancy restaurant and I asked him like
what you didn't go with me, Like what what are
you doing? And he's like, oh, it's a work thing.
He has a really nice restaurant for being a work thing.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, and then why would he be paying if it
was a work thing?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Is he treating you different?
Speaker 6 (19:34):
Yeah? I mean like I asked for details about this,
and he just dodges the question and he changes the subject.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
So when you ask him about it, he's just like
defensive about it.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah, like yeah, just I mean not even defensive. He
just like doesn't acknowledge it. He dodges the question and
moves on to another subject.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Never, Never have you ever tried going with him to
these happy hours?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
You know, I never never thought about it.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
I mean, he just started this, so this never even
dawn on me to ask to go with him.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I mean that's an idea.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, it's also probably like not the easiest to get
in there right away, especially if it's a work thing.
So physically, like, is he affectionate with you right now?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He is?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Yeah, I mean that hasn't changed. Yeah, I mean it's
still good. It's just he's been evasive about this.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
I mean we've been together for three years, we have
a dog together, you know, like it's.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Been a really good relationship. To lately it's changed and
I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. You already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at so if you're just joining
us for to catch a teeter. Danielle is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend, Evan of three
years might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewardsman rat and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
(21:06):
Danielle or to somebody else. But before we do that, Danielle,
why don't you break down your situation one more time
real quick.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Well, it's just lately he's did at these work happy hours,
but he comes home stobers.
Speaker 15 (21:16):
It's not like he's drinking at them.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
And then he's just been weird about his phone, like
setting it face down, silencing notifications, and anytime that I
ask him about these things, he just evades it and
like just change the subject and won't answer my questions.
It's just weird behavior.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, we don't love that.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I am, I am, Okay, here we go. Hey, this
is Corbett calling from I was looking for our Awards
card member named Evan. Oh, yes, Evan, please don't hang up.
(22:00):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Awesome. Oh that's cool. Awesome. Yeah, I didn't know you
guys did things like this. This is pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Every single month we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free gift for the month. And you have won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
That's amazing. Yeah, No, that's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And all I need from you is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to,
and then we'll see if you want to put anything
on a card, and then after that I'll get the
address and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Great, all right, can you address it to Emma?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Emma and if you can, yes, And you've been right
in the card. Just you have been absolutely amazing. Thank
you for havingthing. I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Great, I got that down, and now I'll let you
know that your girlfriend Danielle is on the phone and
probably ask questions for you.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Who is Emma?
Speaker 11 (23:13):
Oh what what?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Evan? This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers too. So that's what
this is.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And back to Who's Emma?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
This is not?
Speaker 6 (23:29):
And Jane, you're obviously cheating on me with a girl
named Emma. What is going on?
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Uh No, what are you doing here? This is a
radio show?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Me.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Why do you think I'm cheating? Why would you set
this up?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Because you're like hiding your phone all the time, putting
it face down. You're going to work happy hours, yet
you don't even come home with any alcohol in your breath.
You're like totally sober. So how do I believe that
you're really going to work happy hours? And why are
you doing it all of a sudden?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I mean, this is I don't I think this is nuts.
This is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
I don't think it's so crazy. You just sent flowers
to another.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
One you can't wait to see them.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Look, look, can you just give me a minute to explain? Please?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Yeah, I would love to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
All right, So Emma is is the new dog trainer?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Right?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
I hired a dog trainer because Danielle, as you know,
you've been complaining about the dog's behavior for months, right,
and and I thought that, you know, Emma would help
us train the dog. I mean, especially's aennances, but I'll
let me train the dog.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
So you've been keeping that a secret though?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Why?
Speaker 8 (24:46):
I wanted to be a surprise for Danielle. You know
that that Rocky, which is our dog's name. I wanted
to be surprised that that.
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Rocky has gotten this training.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Yeah, I'm not are you? I'm I can't even believe this?
Like what then? Why is a secret restaurant charge? Why
all the late nights? What's up with being so secret
to with your phone all of a sudden?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Look, okay the restaurant that was just a thank you dinner,
you know, for the dog.
Speaker 11 (25:25):
Yeah, I mean, you know she's really helping us out.
Rocky's coming a long way, all right, What do you
want me to say? I mean, like I'm trying a
decent thing to give her a thank you dinner.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
That's complete bull. Our dog isn't even trained at all.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
He's still being trained. That's the thing. Like he's not
done with his training. He's still being trained. I just
thought it'd be nice to take her out after the
first lesson to have dinner as a thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
And we're not training the dog yet.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
The dog is training, okay, I mean he's training. Just
me a break, all right. I just wanted to pick
her out for a thank you dinner, had.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
A fancy restaurant as a thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
It wasn't that nice little restaurant. It wasn't It wasn't
like a fancy place. She's in a regular restaurant. We've
been there a thousand times, nobody. I mean, you know,
it's just that I wanted to go because that's what
I was craving.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
If I was to send somebody flowers show me trained dog,
I also wouldn't be like I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah. There's just a lot of place. It's just a
lot of gratitude towards this trainer.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
No, I don't say that about her. I mean like
she she works hard, okay, you know, and she's she's
really good at what she does too.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
All right, you're a foolish. I don't believe you, like
a fancy restaurant for a dog trainer.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
And then you're like defending her right now?
Speaker 11 (26:50):
Oh yeah, like like you know, like you doing this
with me.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
With this you know, this whole thing that you set
up with the radio station. I mean, come on, you
know what's that about? Like if you're gonna already accuse
me of cheating, I might you know, I might as
well just be cheating on you. I might as well
just do it what I'm trying to do something nice
and take care of our dog and she just gets
(27:14):
suspicious and does.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
This and a dog together to train it in private
and secret. Because also, if you're a dog owner, wouldn't
Danielle need to know the commands for the dog?
Speaker 11 (27:27):
If you, Danielle, I'll talk to you later, will you.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I don't think you should, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh, Danielle, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
No? I don't believe one word he say, like definitely
training our dog in private.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
And sending flowers to that person.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
And taking her to a restaurant. And he hasn't taken
me to a restaurant in like two weeks. I mean,
come on.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, at this point, I feel like you need to
confront this so and so dog trainer to to get
confirmations so you don't kick yourself later, even though this
is sounding really off.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Yeah, it's totally signing off. Yeah, I'm gonna figure it out.
I mean, but thank you for doing this, or I
wouldn't have known.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah. Sorry, sucks. But hopefully he's telling the truth. I mean,
it doesn't sound like he is to me, but hopefully
he is.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah, all right, good.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Luck, Thank you the Jewel shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, your chance to
take on Victoria Ramirias in the game of Trivia in
you versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Yeah, happy today, I feel great, purposely did.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Not eat anything yet, and your own tickets on the
line today and well well I had a contestant on
the line and then all the phone lines just dropped
out for some reason.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Does no one want to play me that bad? Because
they're all scared?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Sort of technical thing happened here. But let's just take
a phone line and see what happens. Hello, who's this Mark?
What's up? Are you ready to play? Victoria?
Speaker 10 (29:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Great?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Is that what you called for? Is it? Mark? Yeah?
All right, here we go. The game is played like this.
Speaker 12 (29:40):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and you
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, Mark,
are you ready? Here we go? Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
What is the name of a star that suddenly increases
greatly in brightness? Oh?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
I can't remember, go as.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What element has the highest smelting point.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
Carbon?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
What do you call a large mass of moving snow,
ice and rocks down a mountain side avalanche? In Which
country did the sport of ice hockey originate?
Speaker 12 (30:26):
Dlan?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
What is the name of the main villain in a
nightmare before Christmas?
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, got that in. Don't bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Mark, here's a question for you.
What major event do you predict will happen in twenty
twenty six?
Speaker 10 (30:47):
Ooh, i'd say severe storms, severe storms?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
All right, Mark said severe storms. Victoria, what do you
predict will happen in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Six Nina's wedding? Yeah, I'm trying to think of We're
looking forward to happy stuff this year. I don't care
about all conspiracies. So you're gonna find a man and
get married all this year.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
It sounds like.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Everything is possible.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and Victoria you have to beat Mark outright to win?
And Mark you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
What is the name for a star that suddenly increases
greatly in brightness? Huh? Bright star? What element has the
highest melting point? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Love?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What past? What do you call a large mass of
moving snow, ice and rocks down a mountainside? In Which
country did the sport of ice hockey originate? Iceland? What
is the name for the of the main villain in
a nightmare? Before Chris? How many athletes have won medals
at both the Winter and Summer Olympics, All of them.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
All of them win medals, participation. I'm surprised it's not
gotten there yet though. All right, let's send it over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard. Our producer Freeze.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
We've got Mark with one and Victoria with the same one.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Avalanche and Mark, guess what that means?
Speaker 10 (32:35):
You win?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Congratulations, you did it. Ty goes to you. You beat Victoria.
There you go. You got Shearing tickets to just replace.
He was like, that doesn't say much. We'll get the
answers here in just a second. But Mark, I have
a question for you. Have you ever streamed the show?
(32:56):
Ever streamed the show.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
On radio?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah? You should try it sometimes.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
If you just go to the iHeartRadio app and you
type in Hits one O six point one, you can
stream it wherever you are. Mark.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, yep, you'll never be alone.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
You can also go to the Jubilshow dot com and
you can go check out our podcast all that stuff.
You can look at pictures. You can click through all
the pictures of us. While you do it, Mark, Sorry,
anyway you do that? Is that really up there?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Pictures?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Believe we have pictures on our website. Hope we do
find out check it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Can you check our website? Real quick pictures? All right,
let's get the answers now.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
In Nina, a nova is the name of for a
star that suddenly increases greatly and brightness. Tungsten is the
element that has the highest melting point. Wait what, I
don't know what it is? Tungsten is it?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:49):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
It's like I think it's worth more than gold or something.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, one's true. Oh really, I'm gonna look that up.
I feel like I would have heard of it if
it was right. An avalanche You did get this one right,
VI is a mass of moving snow, ice and rocks
down the mountain side. Canada is the country that ice
hockey originated in. Really, Oogie Boogie is the name of
the main villain and a nightmare before Christmas. And there
(34:12):
are five athletes that have won medals at both the
winter and summer. That's not true.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Everyone wins a medal, like they don't define the Olympics
every person, But they're actually more than five.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
There's like how many sports in the Olympics Winter and
Summer though, But it's your so it's like the same
athlete that won in winter and summer.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So it's like I played on the basketball team in
the summer, and then I was a skier in the winter,
and I won both of them.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's hot, both summer and winter. I can't get to neithers.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Mark, thank you for playing man, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Mind is blown?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Explain it to her is my favorite part.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
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Speaker 1 (35:03):
Selena is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has
it been since you talked to Justin?
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Ten days? Ten whole days?
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I can't believe it, I know, and a Lena sound
very nice, so I don't. I don't understand, and.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It feels like it's meant to be. Right Selena and Justin?
What a coincidence?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Right? We could be the couple that makes it.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
They didn't make it, I know, but she could have.
You tried to get a hold of justin.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (35:41):
I sent him a text, you know, and she did
not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't anything bad.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
It was just casual.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut
coma text nothing, and then I told him I can't
wait to see him again, and still nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Last I don't understand the.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Inside joke.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
That's just an inside joke.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I was curious.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
So what did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
So we met at a food truck festival, which is
already cute.
Speaker 16 (36:15):
Right yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
I was wearing I was wearing my fun and chill
but also hot outfit and he was like in a
Patagonia dad gear very I hike for fun energy.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Uh yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:33):
And we tried everything tacos, dumplings, these insane garlic noodles.
I still dream about them. And we ended the night
sharing a lavender donut.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Under fairy lights. That's thank you.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Yeah, and he laughed at all my jokes. He said
I had the best energy he's been around in months.
So yeah, obviously I thought we were vibing hard.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything?
Speaker 11 (36:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:00):
Yeah. At the end of the night, like you know. Well,
actually what happened was like I was wearing like really
strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot, and I
asked if he was allergic, and he goes, no, no,
but he started breathing like a pug and a sana and.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I was like, oh shoot.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
And then I was like maybe I gave.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
Him a mile asthma pet like I don't know, yeah,
but kissed goodbye and he didn't die, so I figured we.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Were cool.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Through.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
You do have good energy, okay, have fun.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah. Why do you think he's ghosting you? I really
don't know.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
I mean I was thinking that, you know, the whole like,
you know, maybe I was like really actually allergic and
he didn't want to say anything, and he's maybe in
a coma right now, you know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
All right, Well, let's figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date. Okay, Yeah, Selena is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy
named Justin. So we're gonna call him in just a
second and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
her and maybe get her a second date. But real quick, Selena,
why don't you break down your date again? And why
(38:17):
you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 9 (38:18):
Yeah? I had the most dreamy date.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
You know.
Speaker 9 (38:21):
We went to a food truck festival. We ate a
lot of stuff, you know. We ended the night with
a dreamy kiss, and I think he might just be
ghosting me because of the perfume I was wearing. Maybe
it was too much, you know, and he didn't want
to say anything about that. I don't know, but like,
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
We had a great date, but he was starting to
what does it breathe like a pug?
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call
the pug in Asana and see how he's doing?
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Hey is this Justin?
Speaker 11 (39:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Justin? How are you?
Speaker 10 (39:11):
I'm doing? Don't care who's calling.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Hi, Justin. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (39:19):
What's going on? Guys?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Not much? Have you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
I've heard of it, but I've been listening to it for.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Okay, guess what, Justin, you're on the show today because
we got an email about you. Okay, so we do
a segment that's called the first Date follow Up. What
that is is if you go on a day with
someone and you ghost them, they can email us to
call you and ask why you're ghosting and you're ghosting somebody,
(39:49):
so they email.
Speaker 11 (39:49):
Us about you.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah, this is about right.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yes, it is about Selena.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Look jus well, I had a time, but there was
just like there was just something that happened that I
couldn't shake.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
It was about do you have time to tell us
what that thing is that you couldn't shake?
Speaker 17 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (40:14):
She brought it ziploc bag, and in the ziploc bag
was just like a fist full of her hair.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Whoa wait what Yeah, we were having this like picnic
and you know, she pulls out this bag like catilely
and I thought she was bringing out snacks.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Nope, it was her hair, her.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hair, Alsen, did you ask her why she had her hair?
Speaker 12 (40:44):
I think I was just taking it all in.
Speaker 17 (40:46):
I was just like, uh, oh, okay, there's got to
be a hair explanation to this, and that's her hair.
And it was like like it was a she was
just like taking out like oh yeah, like there's the
Tuesday pile of hair.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Oh interesting, every day had its own pile, I asked, And.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
I guess he's tracking her hair scientifically.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
I don't know what that meaning.
Speaker 12 (41:16):
Really asked that many questions, but she said she loses
a certain amount of hair every day and so she
collected and she's just checking it for violamins.
Speaker 11 (41:25):
What if that means interesting?
Speaker 12 (41:29):
She literally said that. Look, she told me the amount
of hair she loses her and since she was more humid,
like in humid in human weather, I lose you know,
two one hundred and forty strands a day.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
And she brought up back, who knows that?
Speaker 9 (41:45):
Okay, first of all, it's not weird, it's.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Data just in. That's Selena. She's on the phone and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16 (41:55):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Do you have something against science or something? I had
no idea how judgmental you.
Speaker 10 (42:01):
Are, Selena?
Speaker 12 (42:02):
Why are you on the call? Why might be ambushed
with this? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (42:07):
I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me,
and I can't believe this is your reason.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Okay, I am on a hair growth journey.
Speaker 9 (42:17):
If you can't handle my routine, you don't.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Deserve the results. Wow, Okay, I don't have.
Speaker 12 (42:24):
To be on the hair growth journey with you. I
do have to be on the hair growth journey. Like
why like a ziploc bag of your hair.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
That's like, that's a boundaries thing.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
It's not.
Speaker 12 (42:35):
That's not normal or comfortable for another person. You're around
you pulling out sacks of your hair, like, I don't care.
You could have done it like a little more discreetly.
I don't care what you do in private. I have
nothing against science, but I don't want to be looking
at your science.
Speaker 11 (42:53):
We're having a picnic.
Speaker 9 (42:55):
Listen, there is nothing wrong with what I am doing.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
I'm just try backing my shedding.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
It's responsible. It's called file feedback. Okay, all right.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
The Range girl, it's.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
Called the Range.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
You're the range, curious more ankle stocks with slides, So
maybe let's not act like you're the pinnacle of.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
All right.
Speaker 11 (43:20):
It was a style choice.
Speaker 12 (43:22):
It wasn't like at least I wasn't wearing slippers.
Speaker 10 (43:25):
Pair on my feet.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Oh, so that was a style choice. I guess ghosting
was a style choice too.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
Apparently I was I supposed to handle a ziplock of hair?
I mean wardive?
Speaker 14 (43:45):
Yeah, but that's not something you do on the first aide,
I have to know about all your business and science.
I don't need to know about anything more. Your body
is working at that point when we're just trying to enjoy.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
A well, I have to keep it with me to
track my hair as they fall. Otherwise would it be
very scientific?
Speaker 12 (44:13):
Yeah, but I think science would be paused forna or
during a picnic.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
I can't believe this, Jess. We had such a.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Great time and you're gonna let it go over this.
I'm gonna have luscious hair and you're gonna be bald,
all right?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Justin Would you like another day? What Selena will pay
for it?
Speaker 12 (44:35):
No? I think I'm good. I'm gonna be.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Living in fear of being sorted in the spreadsheet.
Speaker 9 (44:42):
You'd be in the low testasterum zero great column, and.
Speaker 12 (44:49):
You'd be in the co own hair a story column.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Wow, do you have a new Year's resolution? It's the
Jubile show. It's the start of the new you know,
the time where gyms are packed owners of those weird
fad diet trends are making a ton of cash while
you eat nothing but pads of butter for some reason,
and everybody is figuring out how this is gonna finally
be the year where they take over the world. Until
(45:17):
next week and they're like, you know what, I'll try
again in twenty twenty seven. Because most people don't follow
through on their New Year's resolutions. As a matter of fact,
only about one percent of people keep their resolutions for
the full year. What so, why is the failure rate
so high for New Year's resolutions. Well, it's because people
aren't following the Forbes listow of the best ways to
(45:41):
keep your New Year's resolutions going, And we'll tell you
what those are in just a second, so you can
actually follow through. Are your New Year's resolutions this year?
Does anybody in this room have a New Year's resolution? Nina,
do you have one.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I don't really believe in resolutions, No, I feel like
it's I am. I believe in embodying like a word
or embodying like a feeling, because when you make those
promises to yourself, you set yourself up for disappointment, depression
and licking butter off the tables. So like for me,
it's just it's all about, you know, being better than
(46:14):
you were last year. So that's what a resolution is though.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
It's pushing yourself to be better, and as long as
you keep it going, it's not failings.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
When you do it like that, it's just I feel
like it's just you're putting. You're placing pressure on yourself
that's unnecessary.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
The other way you do a word, you do like positivity.
So this year I'm going to focus on being positive
and that just carries through and it could mean a
million things.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah mine soft power, soft power, soft power.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I've used that one a lot. Okay, probably different occasions.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Probably we don't need it if anybody cares, but we'll
just we'll keep throwing.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
We're talking about New Year's resolutions. Yeah, that's my superhero
names off power, and will actually really tell you what
the strategies are for keeping your resolutions going strong this
year and just the second. But Victoria, do you have
any resolutions?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I do, Actually, you actually make New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
You would be the ones so eating.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
But why do you mentioned Butter? I don't know. I
liked it all right.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
No, I have great New year resolution because I feel
great about this year. It's like the year of Victoria
and I feel really good about it. But resolutions are
to save a little bit of money, not a lot,
and I don't put a number on it.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
So whatever I say, technically check a little and then
obviously go to do like everyone else.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
But it's more of like putting emphasis on like my
friends that I want to But the friends who put
emphasis on me prioritize.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Yes, people who prioritize people who prioritize you.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Thank you, freeze.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
That's my main resolution, produce prae make a resolution.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I don't. I've just had so many years of fail
ones that I'm just like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's just giving up. Yeah, which I think is a
great New Year's resolution. We'll go over the top strategies
on how to keep your New Year's resolutions going strong.
I'll tell you what the number one strategy is in
just a second. But they say, for big life changes,
test before you leap, try a small experiment instead of
it all or nothing approach.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Makes sense?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No, oh no, I don't do that either. Why would
you do that? Bunch has gotta go for it all.
I agree, got to go for the big bucks, the
big money, have an actuable plan and then jump. Oh,
don't have a plan to jump.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Another way? They say to keep your new Year's resolutions
going strong is to track your progress and bring in
one person to keep you accountable. Oh yeah, that's tracking
your progress, I get. But also that would get really
annoying depending on the person that you have to hold
you accountable.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, sometimes you're just like to screw you, dude. I
don't want to do my no leave alone.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I kept, but I lost you a friend, some strength
and community though.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
They say the more you track your progress, the better
the outcomes tend to be, and the better your outcomes,
the more you'll want to report it to friends and family.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
That makes sense, I.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Mean, but I feel like I would do it as
if I had to track it, So I don't want
to do both. I can only my memory can only
hold so many things. If I have to memorize to
like do the thing and track it, Oh, I'm gonna
stop Date two.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, then how are you gonna know that you're doing it?
I'm just gonna know.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Trust her text In four one O six one, did
you make any New Year's resolutions? We're going over the
Forbes list of the top ways to keep your resolutions
going strong If you did make a New Year's resolution,
Because only one percent of people actually keep their resolutions
for the full year.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
We'll tell you what the number one strategy is in
just a second. But plan for things to go wrong.
If you don't have time, do the two minute version, oh,
or try to make up for it later. That is true.
Like if you can't work out, literally, just go take
a five minute walk and consider that your workout for
the day. Mentally, you're telling yourself you still worked out
and you will continue to hopefully do it if that's
(50:06):
your New Year's resolution.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, rather than sitting on the couch and eating snacks
and feeling bad about yourself.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Like I do.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh, you could do both, So that's not that's not helping.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Out for a five minute walk and then come back
and sit down you two snacks.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
They also say tie habits to your routines, not your motivation.
After you start the coffee, do five squats ew your
mood is unreliable. Coffee is not, they say. But that
is true. If you want to accomplish something, it's better
to tie it to a habit, something that you already
always do, than you'll remember.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh yeah, and you're more likely to stay consistent. Because really,
transformation comes from consistency in anything that you do.
Speaker 9 (50:41):
I kind of.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Really like that one. Or you fail at that and
then you fail at the habit that you already had,
that you liked, and now you've regressed. So be careful.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
This is, according to Forbes, the top strategies to keep
your New Year's resolution going wrong. And here's the number
one key to being successful with your new resolution, because
only one percent of people keep their resolutions for a
full year. Lower your standards. Lower your standards, but be specific.
(51:11):
Don't just say I want to get fit, say I
want to walk ten minutes after work. It take the
small wins. I hate when people say lower your standards.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
The guy gave me dating advice and said, just lower
your standards.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Okay, your response so I could date you.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Your phone BREAKAUP is every single hour in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this and
then right after that isn'tans what's trending, and don't forget.
You can always stream the Jubile Show on Hits one
of six point one.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
I have to do.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Just go to the iHeart radio app, type in the
Jubil Show or Hits one of six point one. Make
that your favorite station. Don't want you do that.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
That's a resolution, Yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
It's a super easy one to keep because it could
just be your favorite station wherever you are.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
The dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Hey you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
So?
Speaker 15 (52:13):
I have a sister, she's a year older than me,
and growing up, she's just always been so jealous of me.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Like never played with me, like was never really a
real sister, just real jealousy. All right, yeah a.
Speaker 15 (52:26):
Mom said, a sister, but whatever.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
So recently I.
Speaker 15 (52:31):
Actually have been rekindling with my ass, which, mind you,
he was not liked by my family at all, especially
my mom. They had this huge fight with a fallout,
you know, a few months of fast.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
But you're even though none of your family likes him,
like yeah.
Speaker 15 (52:51):
At the end of the day, like, it's me who
needs to be happy.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
So I keeping it a secret. And my sister actually ended.
Speaker 18 (52:59):
Up running into us recently and saw, yeah, saw us together,
and so I said, hey, well, I didn't want to
tell her because she's a big tattletell and she saw
me and him, I was like, hey, listen, just don't
tell mom, right, just like keep her mouth shut.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Lending your business.
Speaker 15 (53:16):
You didn't see anything, do not tell mom?
Speaker 12 (53:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Uh huh right, and.
Speaker 8 (53:21):
I thing, I know.
Speaker 6 (53:22):
My mom's like freaking.
Speaker 9 (53:23):
Out calling me, like when are you dealing with him?
Speaker 6 (53:25):
I was like, wait a second, what are you talking about?
And she's like tell me everything. I was like, what
of freaking tattletell? Anyway, So my dirty little secret is
that this past weekend, we were all eating dinner and
it was like the clean up part and my sister
has this bad habit of taking off her wedding ring.
I mean this, it's a good habit, but I just
I would never because it. And so she took it
(53:47):
up and put in the side, and when she wasn't looking,
I grabbed it ring her wedding ring. Yeah, it's just
like super beautiful, guys.
Speaker 15 (53:55):
And so anyway, I took it and I had it.
Speaker 6 (53:57):
I don't even remember where I put it.
Speaker 10 (53:58):
I put somewhere.
Speaker 15 (53:59):
But the secret here is that she was freaking out.
Speaker 6 (54:03):
Yeah that's what it was, my mom.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, I bet yeah.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
And so they're like actually thinking it went down the
drain because they.
Speaker 15 (54:11):
Were that's where she took it off, and she thinks
in her head that is sell.
Speaker 8 (54:15):
Into the drain.
Speaker 6 (54:16):
So they started taking the drain apart.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Oh that's like not an easy task.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Have do you plan on telling her? Like, hey, just
kidding is me? You took it?
Speaker 6 (54:25):
Well, I mean eventually, I'm gonna have to give it
back to her, But I did get pleasure out of
watching her like freak out because she's a freaking title tale.
So it's my revenge. Whatever, don't tell Ammy when I
asked you what to tell me like, I wasn't telling
her like I don't get her.
Speaker 15 (54:40):
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Okay, well I will give it back.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
I'll give it back for now. I'm letting her freak
out a little.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 11 (54:50):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (54:54):
Text you ball so four one O six one
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