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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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I give you a news headline and you have to
see whether you can tell if it's a real news
(00:22):
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breaking news right here on The Jewble Show. Sabrina Carpenter
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What No word on what the song is going to
(01:05):
be about, but inside sources say the track will have chlamydia.
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week, at this time we bring you
the segment Real News or Fake News, where you have
to see if you can guess whether a headline is
a real news story that went viral this week or
one that was made up that people actually believed. Here
(01:28):
we go. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Eighty year old driver destroys part of three
hundred year old monument in Rome blames Google Maps. Oh,
eighty year old driver destroys part of three hundred year
old monument in Rome blames Google Maps Victoria. Is that
a real new story or a fake news story that's real?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have you tried using Google mapps recently? That's confusing?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Producer bread. Eighty year old driver destroys part of three
hundred year old monument in Rome blames Google Maps, real
or fake?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Everybody knows. Nobody drives cars anywhere, but America. Aren't any
cars in Rome to drive? Everybody walks and they're way healthier.
This eighty year old person is a fake person.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is a real news story. Sang it out of Rome.
An eighty year old woman behind the wheel of a
Mercedes mistook Rome's iconic Spanish steps for a road and
drove down the steps. She made it part way before
getting stuck.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
When asked how she mistook the ancient stairs for a road,
she said because quote that Google Maps never pipes up
loud enough to let me know when to turn. Officials
also noted that her hearing aids weren't turned on when
she was taken out of the car. That's funny, What
(02:43):
an wholesome situation. I know she was not sided with
anything other than just being old and behind the wheel.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I don't really get lady.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
If the maps didn't tell you to turn, why didn't
you think to turn before the stairs though you think
we're going down hill.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Here's another headline for real news or FA news. The
segment where I give you a news headline up to
see if you can tell whether it's a real news
story that went viral this week or a fake one
that people actually believed. Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due
to stowaway python. Victoria Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due
to stowaway python. Is that real or fake?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
That is real? Anything can happen in the down.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Under producer Brad Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due to
stowaway python.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Everybody knows what I'm about to say, and that is
that this fake news fear mongering from anyone who's not
into aviation is just getting out of hand.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
This is a fake news story, fake news story. This
story is also real. Yeah what Yeah. A woman in
Australia unknowingly brought her pet python onto a domestic flight. Unknowingly,
the snake apparently snithered out slithered out of her carry
on bag mid flight. Passengers and crew were shocked when
during the beverage service, a five foot python slithered onto
(04:04):
the shoulders of a flight. They're just handing you a
sprite and then the little pythons. That's kind of cute
that it's snuck into her baggage, though I.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Know I don't think it snuck though, because if it
would have snuck into her baggage, it wouldn't have gotten
out of her carry on, like that thing is normally
zipped up, tied something your carry on. You don't just
leave your carry on open and hanging out.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That the reptile was safely captured without injury, the woman
said she had no clue that her five foot long
python named Digby had snuck into her luggage. Upon landing,
she was instructed to leave the plane and purchased two
seats for another flight, one for her and one for Digby.
Oh my goodness, Digby. Here's another headline for real news
(04:55):
or fake news? The segment where I give you a
news headline from the week and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real new story
that went viral or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
Uk hiker sues a city council for not allowing her
to go viral. Uk Hiker sue's city council for not
allowing her to go viral. Is that a real new
(05:17):
story or a fake news story? Victoria?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
I don't want to say real again, but I've done
too many.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Uh, this is fake.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You can't sue some you can see someone for anything.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Fake you're gonna go fake on it, all right, pretty
ser Brad UK hiker sues a city council for not
allowing her to go viral, real or fake.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I am sick and tired of people not respecting gig
work and the gig economy and freelance work. This is
damages and not only did she sue, but she should have.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
This is a real story. Here's the story. It's a
real story. Nice by the way. A university student in
the UK lost her phone while hiking and tried to
get it back twice. She got stuck both times and
had to call mountain rescue crews to come for help.
First rescue, she was stranded on steep terrain and safely
guided back. Days later, she returned to find her phone
(06:10):
and needed rescuing again. Already a problem, but the reason
that she's suing. She said the phone was never recovered
and now she's suing city council who maintains the trail
because if they would have found the phone. She's positive
a picture she took of her doing a yoga pose
on one of the cliffs would have gone viral. She
(06:30):
wants a million dollars from that. Yeah, she does we'll
keep you updated on that.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
You know, it's another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Frames on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Hello, Yeah, Hello, I was looking for Andrea. I'm calling.
My name is Trevor, and I'm calling from dot com
and I'm outside with your new vehicle. And I rang
the doorbell and knocked on the door, and I tapped
on the windows a little bit, and nobody seems to
be home.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
You're a little early. I was expecting you guys at
twelve o'clock.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah. Yeah, we're ahead of schedule. So I'm here with
the car and ready to do.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Why didn't you guys give me a heads up? I
had textilifications set up.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Oh well, I just figured we would just head over
and maybe surprise you early with your new vehicle.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
This is bad timing because I won't be able to
get out of work until like.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
The next half an hour.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You live on a hill, that is correct, I do
live on a hill.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Oh well, is there any way that you can wait
with the car for a little bit until I can
get out of work.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
It's parked on the hill outside right now, and I
can maybe leave it here and then maybe come back
to do like the final delivery.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, uh, well.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Oh what was what was that sound that I deserved?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
So okay? Oh well okay, so, uh somehow are you
sitting down?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
I'm actually standing what's going on with the car that
you guys decided to deliver really really early? I had
a schedule? It sounded like a crash in the background
in my garage?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Uh? Yeah, so the car somehow just slid down the
hill and then it hit another car, And uh, I
don't I kind of think I should probably go now.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
You've gotta be.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Kidding me.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
You just crashed my car.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
You didn't put the parking brake on.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Are you and you decided to show up to my
house on announced and early?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Are you hitting me right now?
Speaker 12 (09:09):
So?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Okay, I can tell that you're probably a little bit upset, because.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
I'm more than just a little upset. I'm pissed. And
I need the number to your manager so we can
get this taken care of.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Okay, Well, uh, what should I do about your Should
I just leave your car down there?
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Look?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
I need to speak to your manager or you need
to give me the contact information of your manager, like
right now, because yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Grasp, well I could give you his info.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Are you going to give me a brand new car
that's unscratched is not accidents.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
No accidents like this is insane. I spent over fifty
thousand dollars on the car, cold hard cash, and you
crashed it day one.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm thinking maybe it could be buffed out.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
You want to buff yo.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What me?
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you said you wanted to
buffet out.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
It sounds like you're crashing total the whole freaking thing
at some pieces.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
What do you expect me to do with a fifty
thousand dollars car and just deal with the buff out?
There could be other damages.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
I'm really so I need to number to your manager
right now.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
If I give you my manager's number, can you not
tell him about the car thing that just happened?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You gotta read Joe Hey, Andrew, this is actually Jubil
from the Jubile Show doing a full break on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
This is Jubile from the Jubile Show. It's a radio
show and your husband listens to it and he said
that you just bought a new car online for the
first time and you want to mess with you.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
Oh oh, he's not funny.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
And I definitely wasn't ready.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
I'm at work right now, and I just threw my
computer mouse on the floor, so pitch.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
That I thought my brand new dollar car. I'm glad.
This is a joke. This is a joke, right, this
is a joke.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Give us three minutes, and we'll give you everything you
know need to know. No, we'll tell you everything you
already know. Yeah, so everything you already know for the
day brought to you. Malchus. You've been going Auburn your
home for Machino is time for Nina's. What's trending in
Nina is Outso producer Brad has your trending. The hot
new trend is duct tape and determination.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Oh jeez, that's good.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That sounds creepy.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Americans are fixing stuff instead of buying new things. Oh,
eighty percent of Americans are doing more DIY and repairs.
You know, that's where the duct tape comes in.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
With duct tape.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, you can fix anything with duct tape. Yeah, just
wrap it, wrap it. I own up there, pull on
a plane everything.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sixty one percent fixing things up to save money in
thirty three percent admit they just can't.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Afford to replace stuff. They're like, yeah, whatever, man, this
laptop case is going to just be what. I get
so torn with DIY stuff to save money because technically
it should save you money, but it's hard to do right.
And by the end of it, you end up buying
so many different supplies that you think you need that
you didn't know that you needed all kinds, so many
trips the gas back and forth to the hardware store. Yep,
(12:21):
the time, I think you spend twice as much than
if you actually hired someone who could do it for you.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Honestly, that's so true because I feel like the last
time I tried to put something together, I couldn't find
my drill.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
So I went out and bought a new drill, and
then I.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Was like, A found it three days later, Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
And now I have two I barely needed one.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I have two more drills that I need.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
The common thing is let's see if I can YouTube
this really quick?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah, oh you can YouTube anything.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, you can definitely YouTube anything.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
We talked earlier this week about UNO and how it's
coming to Vegas, and they have come out and said, hey,
just so we're clear. There's no cash, there's no chips,
it's not going to be on the tape on the floors.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And the casinos. That's lame. It's an UNO's social club.
Why would you go it was just like a club. Yeah,
it's basically a club that's not fun. What's the point
then why bring it to Vegas if it's not going
to have the game, you know, epact of it.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So they want to do this whole you know, you've
been to like like pro golf for like whatever. Like
they're trying to go for like a place to golf.
That's what it is, a themed place that like you
can go to and hang out. Because clubs are coming
to La New York, Chicago, Atlanta, and Austin this August.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So they kicked it off in Vegas and they're just
expanding country.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Not the same as top golf like whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, not at all?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Like sorry, dang, I got excited to say.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That now, But then when it comes to town, you'll
be like, dude, this place is awesome. It'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
A new survey finds there's one thing that's more important
than good looks on the dating apps, personality. Never that
money always money. Young Americans are looking for kindness, emotional maturity,
and money is actually I was joking. Top deal breakers
(14:03):
are bad hygiene, poor communication, commitment issues, and no money.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
How do you know that from a dating pro? I mean,
you just gotta ask the question? You got you gotta do?
Speaker 12 (14:17):
That?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Was that one dating pro is it called like Ladder
or something like that, And it was like, it's it's
all about what your.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Job is it?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, that's right, something like that or the Big League
or something the League or something like that. I can't
remember that. Hey, what's up you broke?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Or what the commitment issues?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
What? Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Do you have commitment issues right now?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's work like that.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
And then hey, are you also.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Bro How do you smell?
Speaker 13 (14:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
And if you do shower, do you have enough money
to have a filtered shower?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Soft water filter? So yeah, that is what's trending.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Money getting it from your partner, saving money, fix your things,
and UO is a disappointment right.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's the Double Show.
Speaker 14 (14:59):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 2 (15:06):
Jade is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Ty,
So we're about to help her out see if we
can get him on the phone and find out why
he's ghosting and maybe get her another date. But first
let's find out about the date. Jade. Hello, Hey, Jade,
how long has it been since you heard from Ty?
Speaker 14 (15:23):
It's been four days, which might not sound like a
lot to some people, but that's a lot for.
Speaker 13 (15:28):
Me, okay, because you've just never gone four days without
hearing from somebody.
Speaker 14 (15:33):
Yeah, I feel like people just typically get fafted me
pretty quickly, so I'm feeling really insecure about it.
Speaker 13 (15:40):
How many times have you tried to reach out to
him in the four days? Did you try it all?
Speaker 15 (15:44):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:45):
No, because when we left off, he said he would
call me, so I felt like it might feel desperate
to text again.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
All right, so tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 12 (15:53):
Then.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
The date was really awesome. We actually met a while back,
almost probably all us ten years ago through mutual friends,
and I thought he was really cute, but like, nothing
really went down at the time, but we recently matched
on hinge and we did like a cute little walk
(16:15):
date and we had some coffee and it just felt
really natural.
Speaker 15 (16:21):
It's so nice.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
Yeah, it was really sweet and cozy, and I just
felt like I'd known him for a long time, which
I guess I do, but like I felt a deeper connection,
you know, and we even like extended the date spontaneously,
which I feel like is always a good mutual sign. Y. Yeah,
we went out to like a sports bar. We got
some snacks and stuff. She did actually have to like
(16:47):
dash because he has a daughter and she had texted
or maybe the baby b had texted about like the
daughter being sick, so he did have to dash, which
I didn't mind to totally get onsibility of being a parent.
But after that, you know, I wanted him to know
that I'd really had a really awesome time and felt
so comfortable with him, and I was interested in it
(17:09):
going somewhere. He texted me, you know, thanking me for
my understanding, and I was like, yeah, no problem. I
hope your daughter feels better soon. I want to do
this again, and he was like, cool, I'll call you.
And that's kind of where it's been for the last
four days.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So he studied calling.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
He did it, and maybe things got wrapped up with
this kid.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I just feel like call is really specific,
like intention to follow up, and so I'm definitely freaking
out a little bit.
Speaker 13 (17:40):
Did anything happen on the date, like, other than that call?
Was there any awkward moments? Was anything said that could
have made things a little bit weirder?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Like, you know, was there any flags?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
I don't think there were any flags. I mean, again,
like he did we really abruptly and I ended up
paying the check, but again I totally didn't and it
seemed like a genuine emergency.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
Okay, So that's not like he goes out and he's like, Okay.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Whoops, my kid's sick, thanks for dinner.
Speaker 15 (18:08):
Yeah, I would be the worst.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Scam of all time. But what if it is also
scam by? Yeah? Do we know for sure?
Speaker 14 (18:15):
He's worst thing I've had happen on a date.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
So, but do we know for sure that he's a dad?
Speaker 14 (18:21):
I'm pretty sure, just because like we have mutual friends
and whatnot, and so I've heard about the child before
the date, So okay, I'm pretty sure it's a real hope.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, is there any I mean, anything else you can
think of that might be a reason that he's ghosting you?
Speaker 15 (18:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (18:40):
I mean, maybe if he just like changes minds, and
or maybe I'm just like totally crazy and really thought
it went well and he was like, oh my God,
get me out of here, and he's trying to be
like polite about it.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
I feel like sometimes people think.
Speaker 14 (18:53):
It's nicer to ghost, which I do not agree with.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Okay, well, we'll try to figure out for you. Play
song come Back, and then call him and see ifield
tell us why is ghosting you, and maybe get you
another date if you still want one. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll play song come Back and get your first Day
follow up next if you're just joining us for today's
First Day follow up. Jade is on the phone and
she's getting ghosted by a dude named ty. We're about
to call him see if he'll tell us why he's
(19:18):
ghosting and maybe get her another date. Before we do that, though, Jade,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory about your date with Ty?
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (19:25):
Tyanactually met a while ago, never really got together. We
matched on Hinge went on a cute walk and even
like chose to extend a date for lunch. He had
to run because his daughter was sick, which was no
biggial for me. But we left off with him planning
to call me, and now it's been four days, so
(19:46):
I'm just wondering if maybe something changed his mind or Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
Well, and you did end up paying for the date,
so we need to make sure it's not a scam just.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
To get a free day. Are you ready for us
to call him?
Speaker 16 (19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak to Tie please,
This is speaking Ty. What's up?
Speaker 11 (20:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
How are you? This is a jewbel from a radio
show called The Jewel Show. Yeah, and the whole show
is here. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How
are you?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Hey there? I'm doing pretty good? Did I win something?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Not sure yet? Do you ever listen to the show?
I have a couple of times. Have you ever heard
of First Day follow Up?
Speaker 16 (20:36):
No?
Speaker 11 (20:36):
I haven't caught it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
A First day follow up is a segment with you
on the show where if you go out with someone
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them. So you are currently ghosting somebody?
Do you know who that is.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Ghosting anyone?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No?
Speaker 11 (20:53):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I can't think I'm ghosting anybody.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
Right now.
Speaker 13 (20:56):
Have you gone in any dates recently?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I want on a date, just like a couple of
days ago with a girl that I actually kind of
really enjoyed, But I just I think it would be
way too soon for her to even think.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
I guess here, have you messaged back to her?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I'm actually a dad and I got a kid that's
been sick. She knows that my kid was sick because
I had to leave the day and we spoke the
following day. I thought I'm going to call her back.
But my kids not in the best condition. My baby
mama is also sick. I'm taking care of my kid
and working from home and you know, just treading water.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh wow, super dad, we're talking about Jade. Is that
who you're talking about?
Speaker 15 (21:41):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Is it Jade? Because I would not want to have
left her feeling like that, because I did have a
great time with her and I definitely do want to
see her. I've just haven't been able to come up
for air at all these past three days.
Speaker 13 (21:54):
Wow, Sade probably would like to know that j J
on the phone and has been listening.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Hi o, wow, hey jid Hi, how are you doing?
Speaker 15 (22:13):
Not the greatest, but okay, how are you.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh, you know, taking care of a sick kid, trying
to people work just didn't buy right now.
Speaker 14 (22:26):
Yeah, I didn't know what happened, so I kind of
just thought maybe you weren't outing to me and didn't.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
Know how to say it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh no, hun, I'm just kind of in a unique
place where, you know, I really had an amazing time
and I actually would love to see you again. It's
just I got a kid and I got to make
sure she's okay, and her mom's also sick, so she's
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been with me since that date, and that's the reason that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You haven't heard back from me.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Do No, my daughter's balls.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Taking care of the kid.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
We're just good co parent so we're friends, so I
don't mind getting some extra time with my dog.
Speaker 14 (23:15):
Yeah, I guess when you said i'll call you, I
just kind of thought you would call me sooner. And
since I didn't know what was going on, I definitely
was wondering if maybe, like, yeah, you change your mind,
or like things aren't wrapped up with your daughter's mother.
Speaker 15 (23:31):
And was totally fine.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
I just would rather know the truth than like being
hanging out wondering.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm so sorry that you felt that way. Babe, that
was not my confession at all. It's just I've just
been really just busy with my daughter and Kett are well,
and the plan wants to give you a fall because
you know, I think it's probably just a cold and yeah,
it's probably just gonna be a couple more days and
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then you can have my full attention.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
That's kind of where I wanted to be, was more available.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I didn't want to schedule another day than then after
bail last minute, because I want to be your time.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh that's sweet, boring, Okay, Oh, I think you know why.
I think this is sweet. I think it's no.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
I think that Jade's feelings are super valid. I know
four days doesn't seem like a long time, but if
something goes really good, you can't help but question things
about yourself. So, and especially if you're dealing with somebody
with kids, like, can I ask you if it's about me?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Or is this about you?
Speaker 13 (24:29):
Because I kind of understand, but I can't help but
feeling a little bit insecure, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So this communication is actually really sweet.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Yeah, I'm like, I totally get that, and I'm now
like a little embarrassed that I'm much doing in secure.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think it's normal. Ty, would you like to go
on another day with Jade? Will pay for it?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
I would love to see you.
Speaker 15 (24:50):
Yeah, great, okay, doctor on.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
So then you can say I'm just kidding, that's not
right if you have to go to your kid always
about it.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
Yeah, I would love to see you again. I guess
I just want to make like one hundred one thousand,
one million percent shirt. Things with you and your daughter's
mother are like totally over, no chance you're moving on.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, I think you can rest a shirt on that fact.
We're pretty much just, you know, platonic friends. We're good
co parents, but there's definitely not a spark like the
one that I feel like you she's super hot, but
we're honestly just.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
From okay, all right, well, congratulations Jade, you got another date.
Honesty is really happening.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Jubile's first day follow.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Up, Good morning, Can I take your order and I get.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
A tall child, a large black coffee, large black cops.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Do you mean a venty No, I mean he means
event Yeah, that's the biggest funny that venty.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is large, twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 11 (26:03):
In fact, toll is large.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
And grande is Spanish for large. Vanti's the only one
that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
And three languages.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Mari News tickets today, So
call us up if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one o six one eight eight
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(26:35):
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com if you
think you can take down Victoria.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Yeah, and I am just.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Due for a win, that's all. I don't know if
it's confidence or what, but I'm due for a win.
So that's just like it's been a minute, so I
need to win.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Who's who put the due date out?
Speaker 16 (26:52):
I did?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Oh okay, yeah, it's it's like it's pass due.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
But all right, all right, if you want to play,
you verse Victoria is next. It's the Jewbile Show Up Idiots.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
The Dictionary you know what you'll find picture of me?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
No, the definition of the word idiot, which you are.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Mariner's tickets today, and let's meet our
contestant for you verse, Victoria, Kyla. What's up, Kyla?
Speaker 15 (27:26):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Good morning? How are you doing today?
Speaker 9 (27:29):
Good?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Sound so happy?
Speaker 12 (27:34):
Like?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
No it is that she should be, but so fun.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Apparently Victoria does not like happy people.
Speaker 12 (27:41):
I do.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
She sounds so happy.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
No, that's a good thing.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Any more happy in the world.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
All right, we're gonna send angry Vicky out of the
room or sad Vicky, whatever you are. And while she's leaving,
here we go, Kyla, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Here we go, Kyla. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Which Greek hero killed the minotaur? What type of animal
is bambi? I? What is the term for animals that
live both in water?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And on land.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Let's all, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Which fruit is known as the king of fruits. What
is the administrative capital of South Africa? Okay, time is up.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while Victoria
is getting ready and putting your headphones on and stuff, Kyla,
here's a question for you. If you had to scream
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one word every time you entered a room, what would
it be?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
What two words?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Victoria? If you had to scream one word every time
we walked into room, what would be I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Think it'd be one where I think that would be three?
Bingo banjo bojo?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, scream it though? Does sound like one word? That
sound like one word? Absolutely? All right, here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Kyla outright to win, And Kyla, you can
tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 15 (29:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Which Greek hero killed the minotaur?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
Uh uh?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Press Jackson?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
What type of animal is bambi the deer? What is
the term for animals that can live both in water
and on land?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Really freaking cool?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Which fruit is known as the king of.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Fruits, the king of fruits, Oh strawberries.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
What is the adminished capital of South Africa? Past? What's
the longest running Broadway show of all time?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
H R mean Juliette?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Next one?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, got that in. You can always get what you want, kiddo.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did. Nina is out, so our social media
producer Gabby has your score today.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Kyla and Victoria both got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
No congratulations, Happiness wins. It's a little lesson for Victoria.
Happiness always wins. You've got Maritor's tickets just for playing
to you, so thank you. All right, let's get the
answers now.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Producer Brad Feceus is the Greek hero who killed the minutaar.
A deer is the type of animal that Bambie happens to.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
It was a trick question. I mean, I thought maybe
it was something other than a deer. I was like,
I swear bamba or something like that.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Amphibians live both in water and on land. Cool Durian
fruit is the king of fruits. Pretoria is the administrative
capital of South Africa, and the Phantom of the Opera
is the longest running Broadway show of all time.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Terrible question.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's a Durian fruit, the king of all fruits. Yeah,
I'm King Darian of the fruits.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Yes, that's what it now sounds like.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Duke Pinch. Hey, Kyla, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, have a great day. We play you for Victoria
this same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play Victoria, all you have to do is
d m us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jebelshow dot com. You guys talking about over there.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
A terrible questions. These are hard questions. Who knows those answers?
No one knows the answer.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
What do you know the answers?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, because you looked them up. What even is a
Dairian fruit?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You don't know what a Durian. It's Durian, by the way,
you are I a n Durian and it is one
of the most famous fruits that exists. Everyone that has
a crazy smell.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
That is not true. It's not famous. The famous fruit
is like a strawberry or a blueberry.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Also, the kind of person that thinks random people you
see on the internet are famous and you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You don't know what fame is. No, I don't who
anyone that you see on the internet. You're like, oh,
have you heard this chicken shop. It's good that we're
arguing about the Durian fruit because apparently it's a controversial fruit.
It is, it says. The Durian fruit is a unique
and controversial tropical fruit, renowned for its strong, pungent odor
and rich, creamy fleshy. Native to Southeast Asia, it's often
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nicknamed the King of fruits. Why, I don't know. It
doesn't say why it's called the king of fruits. Well,
most kings are controversial, that's true. And a lot of
them have rich, creamy flesh. Yeah, do they kings? Oh sure,
they don't go don't have to go to the gym. Yeah,
they don't go on the sun neither.
Speaker 12 (32:50):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You know, the stay inside and breed. I love the
history off with their heads. Your phone break happens every
single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming
up right after this, and then right after that. Isn'tana
is what's trending. It's the Jewbil Show. It hits one.
(33:10):
I'll six point one.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Allie is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years named
Jane might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can catch him if he is in just the second.
But first, Allie, what's up. Why do you think Jay
might be cheating?
Speaker 15 (33:29):
Well, I have seen some odd behaviors from him that
have sort of got me a little concerned. I guess
it really stemmed from I'm worried if he's being honest
with me. The way do we pay rent is that
every two weeks he just kind of cash ups me
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the his half of the rent and then I pay it.
But sometimes he'll forget. You know, he's not He's not
the one who's best with schedules like I am. I'm
I'm like I work for an agency. I am very
type A, so I'm kind of the person who has
to have everything on schedule. I have everything timed out,
I have a list and everything like that. And Jay,
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I love him, but that is not the type of
person that he is. So every once in a while
he'll forget to pay me. And a couple weeks ago,
maybe like a month ago, he forgot to pay me.
And I was like, hey, maybe you need to send
me your half of the rent. And he was like, oh, yeah,
I have no problem. And he pulled out his phone
to check his bank account to make sure that there's
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enough money in there. And I happened to like look
over and he had like over eight thousand dollars in
his account. He makes enough money to pay his half
of the rent. Like he's not broke or anything like that.
But I'm I'm the one who, you know, I have
the real job. I have, like the adult job, you know,
I have the one that's picking up all of my time.
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And I don't have eight thousand dollars in my account,
So how is his job, you know, providing that kind
of money? So I kind of I feel that I
kind of flipped down on him, saying, you know, like
where where did this money come from? There's no way
that you make this at work? And he, you know,
the only thing he had to say to me was
that he was saving. But I don't understand how you
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could have that kind of savings when he makes.
Speaker 14 (35:19):
Less than me.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
He's not the most frugal person, Like, I don't know.
That was the first thing that sort of made me
a little concerns.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
But so, how did that tied to him cheating on you?
Do you think that he's like an escort or something
and he's making extra cash?
Speaker 15 (35:35):
Oh my god, I did not think that. They No,
But he does get weird work calls too. That's the
other part of this is that I feel like work
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is calling him at all hours. And you know, we'll
be hanging out in the very precious few hours that
I have that I'm not at work, and he'll get
a phone call and he says that he has to
take it. He says it's work. He'll go into a
different room to take it, and I don't know. There's
something about the way that he speaks on the phone.
(36:18):
From what I can hear, it's like he's talking to
a child or something like. I don't you know when
people talk to different people on the phone, you can
kind of tell by their tone, Like if like you're
talking on the phone and they're like, oh, that was
your mom. The tone that he has when he talks
on his phone to these supposed work calls doesn't seem
like a work tone.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Well, I'm just trying to figure out, like who's spending
time with this as.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
Well, because of that particular tone, Like I said, that's
not a friend tone like that. That's the thing that
makes me think that he's cheating is that he's talking
to somebody on the phone in a in a voice
that is, you know, like not the kind of eats
to just a.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Work Yeah, I get it, like that baby kind of
a voice, but not like a child.
Speaker 15 (37:05):
Yeah yeah, but like you wouldn't you know. I never
hear him say baby or anything. But it's just I
can't think of a reason why he would be talking
like that to someone on the phone who is supposedly
his work, you know. And I asked him about it.
I'm like, why are you getting all these work phone calls?
And he says, oh, well, like there's a new hire
and they really need a lot of direction. They're always
asking questions, and just yeah, that really isn't these things
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aren't all adding up to me.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Okay, we'll figure it out for you. Then you already
told us what grocery store he's a rewards card memorat.
So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us
and his flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.
All right, okay, okay, I hope we'll get your to
catch heeter next right in the middle, to catch a
(37:52):
heater if you're just joining us. Ali is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years
named Jay might be cheating. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at, and say that he's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers deliver from our
floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to
his girlfriend, Ali or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Ali, why don't you break down your situation
for us again real quick?
Speaker 15 (38:13):
Okay. So, I think that there's some behavior that my
boyfriend has that is concerning. He has an amount of
money in his savings account that I feel is a
little suspicious, and he's taking a lot of phone calls
and doing a lot of work after hours that I
don't know. I really can't think of a reason why
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he'd be doing this.
Speaker 13 (38:36):
Well, and you did hear him talking to somebody That
made it sound like it was kind of an intimate conversation.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 15 (38:46):
Yep, yes, do it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Here we go, Hi, this is Corporal calling from SO.
I was looking for our rewards card. Remember name Ja?
Speaker 11 (39:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Hi Jay, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with the big congratulations
here this month's winner.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
Okay, all right? Cool?
Speaker 15 (39:13):
Did I win?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Something?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Was? I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single
month we choose one Rewards Card member who gets a
free year from us, and this month is flowers delivered
from our floor apartment. You've just won thirty six long
stin red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
within the fifty the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 11 (39:30):
You know, I always have luck like this. That's really funny. Yeah,
that's cool, awesome. So what I need to do?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well here, it's very simple how it works. The first
thing I would need to be the first and the
last name of the person you want to send them to.
And then if you want to put anything on a
card and then we'll get the address.
Speaker 11 (39:45):
Okay, can I do to Can we give it to Crystal?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yes, we could do that. And anything that you would
like to put on a card to Crystal.
Speaker 11 (39:57):
Yeah, on the card right, like something just to brighten
your day, beautiful. I'll be over later.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Got it. And now, Jay, I will let you know
that this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
There is Hi.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian and my name is Jubile.
Speaker 16 (40:13):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (40:14):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. And
we do a segment that's called to Catch a Teeter
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see they send flowers to and your girlfriend
Ali is on the phone listening. Yeah, got him. Probably
wants to know who Crystal is?
Speaker 11 (40:29):
A kitchen I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (40:32):
Hi, Well, I'm confused too. I'm confused as to who
Crystal is. I mean, I really something for going?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Really well, Ellie, what I'm not sting? You think I'm shooting.
I'm not cheating.
Speaker 15 (40:47):
Please tell me what it could possibly be.
Speaker 16 (40:50):
Ellie, this is a big misunderstanding. I'm sorry. This is
I promise you I'm not cheating.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
Oh no, please tell me how this is funny.
Speaker 16 (41:04):
Crystal is just a friend of mine who I met
from work. It's not I know, I know it sounds bad.
Speaker 11 (41:10):
I promise you it's not what it sounds like.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
Let's see you later, beautiful. Yeah, it's not something that
I would send to my coworkers.
Speaker 16 (41:19):
Yeah, no, Crystal, she's not a coworker. She's a woman
that came into work and I've been helping her outside
of work. I promise you, I'm not cheating you.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Why are you calling her beautiful?
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Though?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I don't think that that's something that you just casually
throw around.
Speaker 16 (41:36):
All right, Okay, I haven't been completely honest or truthful,
but but if you must know, Crystal is a woman
who came in. So I work at and I help
a lot of people that come in and need help
with their technology and their photos and everything. And this woman,
Crystal came in, who is eighty five years old and
(42:00):
asked me to help her digitize some photos as she
had from her family and her husband who had passed and.
Speaker 15 (42:08):
An eighty five year old So you're into grandmas?
Speaker 11 (42:12):
No, No, no, I'm not. There's nothing romantic happening. I
promise you. She came in.
Speaker 16 (42:18):
I was helping her with her photos, and she I
was very helpful, and she was very sweet, and she
asked if I would be able to come over and
do some odd jobs and some more like.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
Tech stuff because she lives alone. Her husband passed, and so.
Speaker 16 (42:35):
I've been going over there on my free time and
doing odd jobs for making a little bit extra cash
on the side.
Speaker 11 (42:41):
I promise you, I'm not interested in her, So.
Speaker 15 (42:45):
Don't I don't understand. Is she paying you to Is
this like a sugar mom coming to sing like, I
don't understand. What are you doing at this woman's house?
Why is she paying you like just to help out?
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
I mean, yeah, I guess, I guess kind of that's
what it is. I mean, I mean, she is paying
me a lot, and she didn't ask me to take
my shirt off the other day. I promise it's not
it's not weird. I'm not I'm not interest. It's just
she's she's sweet, she's older, she just needs some she
(43:22):
lost her husband, she didn't have any friends at the
nursing home, and and she's got a lot of money
and she's got no kids, she's got no one to
leave it to. So she's insisting that she she helps out.
And I tell her about you, I tell her about us. Okay,
so she asked you to take your shirt off. What
happens when she asks you to do more things? What
(43:43):
is the What is the limit to this situation you
have here?
Speaker 11 (43:48):
There is a fine limit. I told her about you
so many times.
Speaker 16 (43:52):
It's just I did it to her, get a little
rise out of her. She's lonely, she's not much as
not much is going to be happening, I promise.
Speaker 15 (44:02):
Okay, Well, I'm glad that you're laughing about this, but
you've been lying to me about this. I mean, how
long has this been happening? How long have you been
going over there?
Speaker 16 (44:13):
And why wouldn't you just tell me you're right? I'm
sorry I haven't told you. I'm sorry I haven't been
more honest, but I promise you nothing bad's been happening.
It's just I'm trying to save some extra money right now,
and I'm kind of wanted to tell you. I didn't
want I didn't want you to be suspicious, or or
to worry, or to or for something like this to happen.
(44:36):
I can even show you pictures of her, like, I
promise you nothing's going on. I'll show you the photos
she sent me, photos of herself.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
You can wait.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Not like that, not like that, even take your shirt off.
I'm spaking you a bunch of money. I mean, this
woman's pretty amazing.
Speaker 15 (44:53):
She's very sweet, she's she's kind, and she's an eighty
something year old pervert you with your shirt off? Why
aren't you treating her like the predator she ain't, Allie.
Speaker 11 (45:05):
I promise you I will not let it cross any
lines or boundaries.
Speaker 16 (45:09):
Like, I really do love you, I really want to
be with you, and I want to spend my life
with you, so I'm doing what I can to.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Prepare for that. Allie, do you want him to keep
doing this?
Speaker 15 (45:21):
I don't even know what to think about this. My
immediate answer is no, No, I don't want him going
around trading up and down with his shirt off.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
That's not what Ellie. She gave me two thousand dollars
the other day.
Speaker 15 (45:34):
She paid you two thousand dollars just to talk to her. Yes,
I mean like two thousand dollars to just make an
old lady happy. I mean maybe maybe I could get
on board with this.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
All right, well, we'll let you guys figure it out.
Speaker 8 (45:49):
But a.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Cheating, yeah no, but we need to talk.
Speaker 15 (45:55):
We need to talk.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
Yes, we can talk.
Speaker 15 (45:58):
I want to meet this Crystal.
Speaker 11 (46:00):
You can come over next time, for sure.
Speaker 15 (46:03):
I'm keeping my shirt on though.
Speaker 8 (46:07):
The Jewel shows to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Brought to you by Muckle Shoot Bingo in Auburn your
home from Machineo. It's time for Nina's what's trending, and
Nina isn't here today, So produce bread as you're trending.
You know what goes go to tacos?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Tequila, Yes, salsas. Salsas do as well. Mixed drinks for sure.
Taco Bell launches some new refrescas. Oh boy, but they're mocktails.
Oh cocktails, mango peach, dragon, fruit, berry durry and distress.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
That's not one. I was just kidding. Oh, the new
fruity fizzy drinks are hitting Taco Bells summer menu. No alcohol,
plenty of caffeine. Some of them are two hundred milligrams
of caffeine.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Oh, real freeze dried fruit is included in there, and
it's it's a sure blown mixed drinks that.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, Taco Bell, it's on natural force. All Taco Bell
is the most farm at a table restaurant we have
at the state. What is the worst time to eat
that Taco Bell? This might surprise you. When is the
worst time to eat it?
Speaker 6 (47:13):
In the morning?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, I would Yeah, two o'clock in the morning after
latest time, I mean, the best time, but it ends
up being the worst time. Later on we're finding out
what the worst time to eat is.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Experts say eating anytime after dinner is really bad news
for your health.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
Now, so breckfast the next day.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, if it's after me and I don't think it counts.
So two AM's fine for Taco Bell. Late night snacks, though,
are stored, not burned. So when you when you have
a snack before bed or whatever, that's just gonna stay
in there forever, like gum.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Hm forever, never gonna go out. If you're standing in
front of the fridge at ten pm, close the door
and go to bed. Was an a to eat right
before you lay down? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Choke?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, what choke on it? No, it just doesn't digest
as well.
Speaker 13 (48:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
They say you should not like eat and then go
right to bed.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
I like any foods.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I heard some foods like you can eat before you
go to bed?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Really? Yeah, I mean at least from what I understand
that you're really not supposed to. What food are you thinking?
Speaker 17 (48:19):
What is that face that Victoria is making right now?
I'm just something appropriate joke you're trying to make. No,
but I thought one while we were talking.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Oh my goodness, Victoria, foods, do you think it's okay
to eat right before you go to bed?
Speaker 14 (48:36):
Well?
Speaker 12 (48:36):
No, I.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
I was gonna say bananas.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh my gosh. Moving on.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Wow, Well, if you've been eating too many bananas before
bed and slamming some taco bell refrescas, here's the best
exercise for better sleep, and it's not running. A review
of twenty two studies shows yoga is the bedtime MVP
helps you sleep.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Longer and stay asleep.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Aerobic workouts like running, walking, cycling, and whatever Victoria is
thinking about also help strength training. Strength training is good too,
But in short, downward dog your way to dreamland.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
What I'm really up said about making jokes with this
downward dog the yo yoga move? Yeah, yoga position.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
Yes, I know that.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Nobody made a dirty jokes. Brad was just saying something
very very matter of fact. Yeah, I think the dirty
joke was in your head. Yeah, no, I that's false.
Here's what I did false. Here's what I hate about
this study.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
They reviewed twenty two studies and they were trying to
decide what the best workout is to go to sleep after.
And they literally say aerobic workouts are good, strength training
is good, yoga's the best. But like the conclusion was
just work out so you'll sleep better. I guess we've
known that for a long time.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
It's ridiculous. But anyway, that is what, in fact is trending.
It's the jew show Jules Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Why
hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (50:15):
I do?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Are you ready for it?
Speaker 11 (50:17):
Yes? What is it?
Speaker 12 (50:19):
Oh? Yes, okay, it's an addiction. I have a slight
addiction to la boo booths, to what boo booth?
Speaker 2 (50:30):
What is that again?
Speaker 5 (50:31):
In here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Those are the toys?
Speaker 8 (50:33):
Like the toys right are there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (50:39):
I mean you can get accessories, and I mean they're
really hard to find. A lot of people keep getting
fake ones, but I have the real ones.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Do you how much do you pay for those?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Aren't?
Speaker 6 (50:49):
Are this is expensive?
Speaker 11 (50:51):
See?
Speaker 15 (50:51):
This is the secret part.
Speaker 12 (50:53):
Because Yeah, I have kind of bond down the rabbit hole,
and I'm hiding the car from my husband.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh, I bet because it's a ridiculous purchase. You and
I could agree. It's just being babies twenty twenty five
makes her happy. Are you having to make a lot
of money off of your labooos one day? Oh?
Speaker 12 (51:14):
You know. That's what I keep telling myself, is the resale.
Speaker 11 (51:17):
But you want to hear about the worst one, the
most expensive?
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, tell us about your expensive laboo.
Speaker 15 (51:23):
Boo is my extensively boo boo.
Speaker 12 (51:27):
There was a collab with Vans and La Boo Boo
and they were running like thirty five hundred, but I
got mine for three thousand.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Whoa, you've paid three I got a deal, girl, mass
It was a.
Speaker 12 (51:42):
Steal, really Yeah, But I mean I have been dipping
into savings.
Speaker 8 (51:48):
What I was gonna say, how do you hide that
from your bus?
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Does your husband just not pay attention to the finances.
Speaker 15 (51:55):
I'm kind of the bookkeeper.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
Maybe not in the future, once he finds out you're
getting fired from that job.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Does he mind you having any booboos everywhere in the house?
He knows about a couple of them. He knows like
about a couple of them, but not the other one. Wow,
three thousand dollars that's crazy for one. That's pretty well.
Speaker 12 (52:17):
And you can get like a manicure step for them,
you can get take eyelashes for them.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
You can just like really do them. Oh, I'm kind
of in now. Do we not learn anything from ty
beanie babies? Everyone thought they were gonna spok you can
put nails and eyelashes on those, Okay, yeah, seriously, come on,
all right, no, you're right innovative. Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 15 (52:40):
You are more than welcome.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
All right, what's your dirty little secret,
This just in.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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every single week, at the time, we bring you the
cleverly named a segment real News or fake News, where
I give you a news headline and you have to
see whether you can tell if it's a real news
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be about, but inside sources say the track will have chlamydia.
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week, at this time we bring you
the segment Real News or Fake News, where you have
to see if you can guess whether a headline is
a real news story that went viral this week or
one that was made up that people actually believed. Here
(01:28):
we go. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Eighty year old driver destroys part of three
hundred year old monument in Rome blames Google Maps. Oh,
eighty year old driver destroys part of three hundred year
old monument in Rome blames Google Maps Victoria. Is that
a real new story or a fake news story that's real?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have you tried using Google mapps recently? That's confusing?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Producer bread. Eighty year old driver destroys part of three
hundred year old monument in Rome blames Google Maps, real
or fake?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Everybody knows. Nobody drives cars anywhere, but America. Aren't any
cars in Rome to drive? Everybody walks and they're way healthier.
This eighty year old person is a fake person.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is a real news story. Sang it out of Rome.
An eighty year old woman behind the wheel of a
Mercedes mistook Rome's iconic Spanish steps for a road and
drove down the steps. She made it part way before
getting stuck.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
When asked how she mistook the ancient stairs for a road,
she said because quote that Google Maps never pipes up
loud enough to let me know when to turn. Officials
also noted that her hearing aids weren't turned on when
she was taken out of the car. That's funny, What
(02:43):
an wholesome situation. I know she was not sided with
anything other than just being old and behind the wheel.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I don't really get lady.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
If the maps didn't tell you to turn, why didn't
you think to turn before the stairs though you think
we're going down hill.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Here's another headline for real news or FA news. The
segment where I give you a news headline up to
see if you can tell whether it's a real news
story that went viral this week or a fake one
that people actually believed. Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due
to stowaway python. Victoria Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due
to stowaway python. Is that real or fake?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
That is real? Anything can happen in the down.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Under producer Brad Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due to
stowaway python.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Everybody knows what I'm about to say, and that is
that this fake news fear mongering from anyone who's not
into aviation is just getting out of hand.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
This is a fake news story, fake news story. This
story is also real. Yeah what Yeah. A woman in
Australia unknowingly brought her pet python onto a domestic flight. Unknowingly,
the snake apparently snithered out slithered out of her carry
on bag mid flight. Passengers and crew were shocked when
during the beverage service, a five foot python slithered onto
(04:04):
the shoulders of a flight. They're just handing you a
sprite and then the little pythons. That's kind of cute
that it's snuck into her baggage, though I.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Know I don't think it snuck though, because if it
would have snuck into her baggage, it wouldn't have gotten
out of her carry on, like that thing is normally
zipped up, tied something your carry on. You don't just
leave your carry on open and hanging out.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That the reptile was safely captured without injury, the woman
said she had no clue that her five foot long
python named Digby had snuck into her luggage. Upon landing,
she was instructed to leave the plane and purchased two
seats for another flight, one for her and one for Digby.
Oh my goodness, Digby. Here's another headline for real news
(04:55):
or fake news? The segment where I give you a
news headline from the week and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real new story
that went viral or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
Uk hiker sues a city council for not allowing her
to go viral. Uk Hiker sue's city council for not
allowing her to go viral. Is that a real new
(05:17):
story or a fake news story? Victoria?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
I don't want to say real again, but I've done
too many.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Uh, this is fake.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You can't sue some you can see someone for anything.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Fake you're gonna go fake on it, all right, pretty
ser Brad UK hiker sues a city council for not
allowing her to go viral, real or fake.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I am sick and tired of people not respecting gig
work and the gig economy and freelance work. This is
damages and not only did she sue, but she should have.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
This is a real story. Here's the story. It's a
real story. Nice by the way. A university student in
the UK lost her phone while hiking and tried to
get it back twice. She got stuck both times and
had to call mountain rescue crews to come for help.
First rescue, she was stranded on steep terrain and safely
guided back. Days later, she returned to find her phone
(06:10):
and needed rescuing again. Already a problem, but the reason
that she's suing. She said the phone was never recovered
and now she's suing city council who maintains the trail
because if they would have found the phone. She's positive
a picture she took of her doing a yoga pose
on one of the cliffs would have gone viral. She
(06:30):
wants a million dollars from that. Yeah, she does we'll
keep you updated on that.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
You know, it's another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Frames on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Hello, Yeah, Hello, I was looking for Andrea. I'm calling.
My name is Trevor, and I'm calling from dot com
and I'm outside with your new vehicle. And I rang
the doorbell and knocked on the door, and I tapped
on the windows a little bit, and nobody seems to
be home.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
You're a little early. I was expecting you guys at
twelve o'clock.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah. Yeah, we're ahead of schedule. So I'm here with
the car and ready to do.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Why didn't you guys give me a heads up? I
had textilifications set up.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Oh well, I just figured we would just head over
and maybe surprise you early with your new vehicle.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
This is bad timing because I won't be able to
get out of work until like.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
The next half an hour.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You live on a hill, that is correct, I do
live on a hill.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Oh well, is there any way that you can wait
with the car for a little bit until I can
get out of work.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
It's parked on the hill outside right now, and I
can maybe leave it here and then maybe come back
to do like the final delivery.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, uh, well.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Oh what was what was that sound that I deserved?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
So okay? Oh well okay, so, uh somehow are you
sitting down?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
I'm actually standing what's going on with the car that
you guys decided to deliver really really early? I had
a schedule? It sounded like a crash in the background
in my garage?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Uh? Yeah, so the car somehow just slid down the
hill and then it hit another car, And uh, I
don't I kind of think I should probably go now.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
You've gotta be.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Kidding me.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
You just crashed my car.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
You didn't put the parking brake on.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Are you and you decided to show up to my
house on announced and early?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Are you hitting me right now?
Speaker 12 (09:09):
So?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Okay, I can tell that you're probably a little bit upset, because.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
I'm more than just a little upset. I'm pissed. And
I need the number to your manager so we can
get this taken care of.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Okay, Well, uh, what should I do about your Should
I just leave your car down there?
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Look?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
I need to speak to your manager or you need
to give me the contact information of your manager, like
right now, because yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Grasp, well I could give you his info.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Are you going to give me a brand new car
that's unscratched is not accidents.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
No accidents like this is insane. I spent over fifty
thousand dollars on the car, cold hard cash, and you
crashed it day one.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm thinking maybe it could be buffed out.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
You want to buff yo.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What me?
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you said you wanted to
buffet out.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
It sounds like you're crashing total the whole freaking thing
at some pieces.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
What do you expect me to do with a fifty
thousand dollars car and just deal with the buff out?
There could be other damages.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
I'm really so I need to number to your manager
right now.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
If I give you my manager's number, can you not
tell him about the car thing that just happened?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You gotta read Joe Hey, Andrew, this is actually Jubil
from the Jubile Show doing a full break on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
This is Jubile from the Jubile Show. It's a radio
show and your husband listens to it and he said
that you just bought a new car online for the
first time and you want to mess with you.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
Oh oh, he's not funny.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
And I definitely wasn't ready.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
I'm at work right now, and I just threw my
computer mouse on the floor, so pitch.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
That I thought my brand new dollar car. I'm glad.
This is a joke. This is a joke, right, this
is a joke.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Give us three minutes, and we'll give you everything you
know need to know. No, we'll tell you everything you
already know. Yeah, so everything you already know for the
day brought to you. Malchus. You've been going Auburn your
home for Machino is time for Nina's. What's trending in
Nina is Outso producer Brad has your trending. The hot
new trend is duct tape and determination.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Oh jeez, that's good.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That sounds creepy.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Americans are fixing stuff instead of buying new things. Oh,
eighty percent of Americans are doing more DIY and repairs.
You know, that's where the duct tape comes in.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
With duct tape.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, you can fix anything with duct tape. Yeah, just
wrap it, wrap it. I own up there, pull on
a plane everything.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sixty one percent fixing things up to save money in
thirty three percent admit they just can't.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Afford to replace stuff. They're like, yeah, whatever, man, this
laptop case is going to just be what. I get
so torn with DIY stuff to save money because technically
it should save you money, but it's hard to do right.
And by the end of it, you end up buying
so many different supplies that you think you need that
you didn't know that you needed all kinds, so many
trips the gas back and forth to the hardware store. Yep,
(12:21):
the time, I think you spend twice as much than
if you actually hired someone who could do it for you.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Honestly, that's so true because I feel like the last
time I tried to put something together, I couldn't find
my drill.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
So I went out and bought a new drill, and
then I.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Was like, A found it three days later, Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
And now I have two I barely needed one.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I have two more drills that I need.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
The common thing is let's see if I can YouTube
this really quick?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah, oh you can YouTube anything.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, you can definitely YouTube anything.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
We talked earlier this week about UNO and how it's
coming to Vegas, and they have come out and said, hey,
just so we're clear. There's no cash, there's no chips,
it's not going to be on the tape on the floors.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And the casinos. That's lame. It's an UNO's social club.
Why would you go it was just like a club. Yeah,
it's basically a club that's not fun. What's the point
then why bring it to Vegas if it's not going
to have the game, you know, epact of it.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So they want to do this whole you know, you've
been to like like pro golf for like whatever. Like
they're trying to go for like a place to golf.
That's what it is, a themed place that like you
can go to and hang out. Because clubs are coming
to La New York, Chicago, Atlanta, and Austin this August.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So they kicked it off in Vegas and they're just
expanding country.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Not the same as top golf like whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, not at all?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Like sorry, dang, I got excited to say.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That now, But then when it comes to town, you'll
be like, dude, this place is awesome. It'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
A new survey finds there's one thing that's more important
than good looks on the dating apps, personality. Never that
money always money. Young Americans are looking for kindness, emotional maturity,
and money is actually I was joking. Top deal breakers
(14:03):
are bad hygiene, poor communication, commitment issues, and no money.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
How do you know that from a dating pro? I mean,
you just gotta ask the question? You got you gotta do?
Speaker 12 (14:17):
That?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Was that one dating pro is it called like Ladder
or something like that, And it was like, it's it's
all about what your.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Job is it?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, that's right, something like that or the Big League
or something the League or something like that. I can't
remember that. Hey, what's up you broke?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Or what the commitment issues?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
What? Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Do you have commitment issues right now?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's work like that.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
And then hey, are you also.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Bro How do you smell?
Speaker 13 (14:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
And if you do shower, do you have enough money
to have a filtered shower?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Soft water filter? So yeah, that is what's trending.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Money getting it from your partner, saving money, fix your things,
and UO is a disappointment right.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's the Double Show.
Speaker 14 (14:59):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocuslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Jade is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Ty,
So we're about to help her out see if we
can get him on the phone and find out why
he's ghosting and maybe get her another date. But first
let's find out about the date. Jade. Hello, Hey, Jade,
how long has it been since you heard from Ty?
Speaker 14 (15:23):
It's been four days, which might not sound like a
lot to some people, but that's a lot for.
Speaker 13 (15:28):
Me, okay, because you've just never gone four days without
hearing from somebody.
Speaker 14 (15:33):
Yeah, I feel like people just typically get fafted me
pretty quickly, so I'm feeling really insecure about it.
Speaker 13 (15:40):
How many times have you tried to reach out to
him in the four days? Did you try it all?
Speaker 15 (15:44):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:45):
No, because when we left off, he said he would
call me, so I felt like it might feel desperate
to text again.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
All right, so tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 12 (15:53):
Then.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
The date was really awesome. We actually met a while back,
almost probably all us ten years ago through mutual friends,
and I thought he was really cute, but like, nothing
really went down at the time, but we recently matched
on hinge and we did like a cute little walk
(16:15):
date and we had some coffee and it just felt
really natural.
Speaker 15 (16:21):
It's so nice.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
Yeah, it was really sweet and cozy, and I just
felt like I'd known him for a long time, which
I guess I do, but like I felt a deeper connection,
you know, and we even like extended the date spontaneously,
which I feel like is always a good mutual sign. Y. Yeah,
we went out to like a sports bar. We got
some snacks and stuff. She did actually have to like
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dash because he has a daughter and she had texted
or maybe the baby b had texted about like the
daughter being sick, so he did have to dash, which
I didn't mind to totally get onsibility of being a parent.
But after that, you know, I wanted him to know
that I'd really had a really awesome time and felt
so comfortable with him, and I was interested in it
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going somewhere. He texted me, you know, thanking me for
my understanding, and I was like, yeah, no problem. I
hope your daughter feels better soon. I want to do
this again, and he was like, cool, I'll call you.
And that's kind of where it's been for the last
four days.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So he studied calling.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
He did it, and maybe things got wrapped up with
this kid.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I just feel like call is really specific,
like intention to follow up, and so I'm definitely freaking
out a little bit.
Speaker 13 (17:40):
Did anything happen on the date, like, other than that call?
Was there any awkward moments? Was anything said that could
have made things a little bit weirder?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Like, you know, was there any flags?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
I don't think there were any flags. I mean, again,
like he did we really abruptly and I ended up
paying the check, but again I totally didn't and it
seemed like a genuine emergency.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
Okay, So that's not like he goes out and he's like, Okay.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Whoops, my kid's sick, thanks for dinner.
Speaker 15 (18:08):
Yeah, I would be the worst.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Scam of all time. But what if it is also
scam by? Yeah? Do we know for sure?
Speaker 14 (18:15):
He's worst thing I've had happen on a date.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
So, but do we know for sure that he's a dad?
Speaker 14 (18:21):
I'm pretty sure, just because like we have mutual friends
and whatnot, and so I've heard about the child before
the date, So okay, I'm pretty sure it's a real hope.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, is there any I mean, anything else you can
think of that might be a reason that he's ghosting you?
Speaker 15 (18:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (18:40):
I mean, maybe if he just like changes minds, and
or maybe I'm just like totally crazy and really thought
it went well and he was like, oh my God,
get me out of here, and he's trying to be
like polite about it.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
I feel like sometimes people think.
Speaker 14 (18:53):
It's nicer to ghost, which I do not agree with.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Okay, well, we'll try to figure out for you. Play
song come Back, and then call him and see ifield
tell us why is ghosting you, and maybe get you
another date if you still want one. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll play song come Back and get your first Day
follow up next if you're just joining us for today's
First Day follow up. Jade is on the phone and
she's getting ghosted by a dude named ty. We're about
to call him see if he'll tell us why he's
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ghosting and maybe get her another date. Before we do that, though, Jade,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory about your date with Ty?
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (19:25):
Tyanactually met a while ago, never really got together. We
matched on Hinge went on a cute walk and even
like chose to extend a date for lunch. He had
to run because his daughter was sick, which was no
biggial for me. But we left off with him planning
to call me, and now it's been four days, so
(19:46):
I'm just wondering if maybe something changed his mind or Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
Well, and you did end up paying for the date,
so we need to make sure it's not a scam just.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
To get a free day. Are you ready for us
to call him?
Speaker 16 (19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak to Tie please,
This is speaking Ty. What's up?
Speaker 11 (20:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
How are you? This is a jewbel from a radio
show called The Jewel Show. Yeah, and the whole show
is here. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How
are you?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Hey there? I'm doing pretty good? Did I win something?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Not sure yet? Do you ever listen to the show?
I have a couple of times. Have you ever heard
of First Day follow Up?
Speaker 16 (20:36):
No?
Speaker 11 (20:36):
I haven't caught it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
A First day follow up is a segment with you
on the show where if you go out with someone
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them. So you are currently ghosting somebody?
Do you know who that is.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Ghosting anyone?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No?
Speaker 11 (20:53):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I can't think I'm ghosting anybody.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
Right now.
Speaker 13 (20:56):
Have you gone in any dates recently?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I want on a date, just like a couple of
days ago with a girl that I actually kind of
really enjoyed, But I just I think it would be
way too soon for her to even think.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
I guess here, have you messaged back to her?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I'm actually a dad and I got a kid that's
been sick. She knows that my kid was sick because
I had to leave the day and we spoke the
following day. I thought I'm going to call her back.
But my kids not in the best condition. My baby
mama is also sick. I'm taking care of my kid
and working from home and you know, just treading water.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh wow, super dad, we're talking about Jade. Is that
who you're talking about?
Speaker 15 (21:41):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Is it Jade? Because I would not want to have
left her feeling like that, because I did have a
great time with her and I definitely do want to
see her. I've just haven't been able to come up
for air at all these past three days.
Speaker 13 (21:54):
Wow, Sade probably would like to know that j J
on the phone and has been listening.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Hi o, wow, hey jid Hi, how are you doing?
Speaker 15 (22:13):
Not the greatest, but okay, how are you.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh, you know, taking care of a sick kid, trying
to people work just didn't buy right now.
Speaker 14 (22:26):
Yeah, I didn't know what happened, so I kind of
just thought maybe you weren't outing to me and didn't.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
Know how to say it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh no, hun, I'm just kind of in a unique
place where, you know, I really had an amazing time
and I actually would love to see you again. It's
just I got a kid and I got to make
sure she's okay, and her mom's also sick, so she's
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been with me since that date, and that's the reason that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You haven't heard back from me.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Do No, my daughter's balls.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Taking care of the kid.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
We're just good co parent so we're friends, so I
don't mind getting some extra time with my dog.
Speaker 14 (23:15):
Yeah, I guess when you said i'll call you, I
just kind of thought you would call me sooner. And
since I didn't know what was going on, I definitely
was wondering if maybe, like, yeah, you change your mind,
or like things aren't wrapped up with your daughter's mother.
Speaker 15 (23:31):
And was totally fine.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
I just would rather know the truth than like being
hanging out wondering.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm so sorry that you felt that way. Babe, that
was not my confession at all. It's just I've just
been really just busy with my daughter and Kett are well,
and the plan wants to give you a fall because
you know, I think it's probably just a cold and yeah,
it's probably just gonna be a couple more days and
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then you can have my full attention.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
That's kind of where I wanted to be, was more available.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I didn't want to schedule another day than then after
bail last minute, because I want to be your time.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh that's sweet, boring, Okay, Oh, I think you know why.
I think this is sweet. I think it's no.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
I think that Jade's feelings are super valid. I know
four days doesn't seem like a long time, but if
something goes really good, you can't help but question things
about yourself. So, and especially if you're dealing with somebody
with kids, like, can I ask you if it's about me?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Or is this about you?
Speaker 13 (24:29):
Because I kind of understand, but I can't help but
feeling a little bit insecure, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So this communication is actually really sweet.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Yeah, I'm like, I totally get that, and I'm now
like a little embarrassed that I'm much doing in secure.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think it's normal. Ty, would you like to go
on another day with Jade? Will pay for it?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
I would love to see you.
Speaker 15 (24:50):
Yeah, great, okay, doctor on.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
So then you can say I'm just kidding, that's not
right if you have to go to your kid always
about it.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
Yeah, I would love to see you again. I guess
I just want to make like one hundred one thousand,
one million percent shirt. Things with you and your daughter's
mother are like totally over, no chance you're moving on.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, I think you can rest a shirt on that fact.
We're pretty much just, you know, platonic friends. We're good
co parents, but there's definitely not a spark like the
one that I feel like you she's super hot, but
we're honestly just.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
From okay, all right, well, congratulations Jade, you got another date.
Honesty is really happening.
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Jubile's first day follow.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
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Speaker 9 (25:49):
A tall child, a large black coffee, large black cops.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Do you mean a venty No, I mean he means
event Yeah, that's the biggest funny that venty.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is large, twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 11 (26:03):
In fact, toll is large.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
And grande is Spanish for large. Vanti's the only one
that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
And three languages.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Mari News tickets today, So
call us up if you want to play eight eight
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(26:35):
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com if you
think you can take down Victoria.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Yeah, and I am just.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Due for a win, that's all. I don't know if
it's confidence or what, but I'm due for a win.
So that's just like it's been a minute, so I
need to win.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Who's who put the due date out?
Speaker 16 (26:52):
I did?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Oh okay, yeah, it's it's like it's pass due.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
But all right, all right, if you want to play,
you verse Victoria is next. It's the Jewbile Show Up Idiots.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
The Dictionary you know what you'll find picture of me?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
No, the definition of the word idiot, which you are.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Mariner's tickets today, and let's meet our
contestant for you verse, Victoria, Kyla. What's up, Kyla?
Speaker 15 (27:26):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Good morning? How are you doing today?
Speaker 9 (27:29):
Good?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Sound so happy?
Speaker 12 (27:34):
Like?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
No it is that she should be, but so fun.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Apparently Victoria does not like happy people.
Speaker 12 (27:41):
I do.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
She sounds so happy.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
No, that's a good thing.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Any more happy in the world.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
All right, we're gonna send angry Vicky out of the
room or sad Vicky, whatever you are. And while she's leaving,
here we go, Kyla, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Here we go, Kyla. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Which Greek hero killed the minotaur? What type of animal
is bambi? I? What is the term for animals that
live both in water?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And on land.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Let's all, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Which fruit is known as the king of fruits. What
is the administrative capital of South Africa? Okay, time is up.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while Victoria
is getting ready and putting your headphones on and stuff, Kyla,
here's a question for you. If you had to scream
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one word every time you entered a room, what would
it be?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
What two words?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Victoria? If you had to scream one word every time
we walked into room, what would be I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Think it'd be one where I think that would be three?
Bingo banjo bojo?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, scream it though? Does sound like one word? That
sound like one word? Absolutely? All right, here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Kyla outright to win, And Kyla, you can
tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 15 (29:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Which Greek hero killed the minotaur?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
Uh uh?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Press Jackson?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
What type of animal is bambi the deer? What is
the term for animals that can live both in water
and on land?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Really freaking cool?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Which fruit is known as the king of.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Fruits, the king of fruits, Oh strawberries.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
What is the adminished capital of South Africa? Past? What's
the longest running Broadway show of all time?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
H R mean Juliette?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Next one?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, got that in. You can always get what you want, kiddo.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did. Nina is out, so our social media
producer Gabby has your score today.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Kyla and Victoria both got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
No congratulations, Happiness wins. It's a little lesson for Victoria.
Happiness always wins. You've got Maritor's tickets just for playing
to you, so thank you. All right, let's get the
answers now.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Producer Brad Feceus is the Greek hero who killed the minutaar.
A deer is the type of animal that Bambie happens to.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
It was a trick question. I mean, I thought maybe
it was something other than a deer. I was like,
I swear bamba or something like that.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Amphibians live both in water and on land. Cool Durian
fruit is the king of fruits. Pretoria is the administrative
capital of South Africa, and the Phantom of the Opera
is the longest running Broadway show of all time.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Terrible question.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's a Durian fruit, the king of all fruits. Yeah,
I'm King Darian of the fruits.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Yes, that's what it now sounds like.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Duke Pinch. Hey, Kyla, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, have a great day. We play you for Victoria
this same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play Victoria, all you have to do is
d m us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jebelshow dot com. You guys talking about over there.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
A terrible questions. These are hard questions. Who knows those answers?
No one knows the answer.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
What do you know the answers?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, because you looked them up. What even is a
Dairian fruit?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You don't know what a Durian. It's Durian, by the way,
you are I a n Durian and it is one
of the most famous fruits that exists. Everyone that has
a crazy smell.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
That is not true. It's not famous. The famous fruit
is like a strawberry or a blueberry.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Also, the kind of person that thinks random people you
see on the internet are famous and you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You don't know what fame is. No, I don't who
anyone that you see on the internet. You're like, oh,
have you heard this chicken shop. It's good that we're
arguing about the Durian fruit because apparently it's a controversial fruit.
It is, it says. The Durian fruit is a unique
and controversial tropical fruit, renowned for its strong, pungent odor
and rich, creamy fleshy. Native to Southeast Asia, it's often
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nicknamed the King of fruits. Why, I don't know. It
doesn't say why it's called the king of fruits. Well,
most kings are controversial, that's true. And a lot of
them have rich, creamy flesh. Yeah, do they kings? Oh sure,
they don't go don't have to go to the gym. Yeah,
they don't go on the sun neither.
Speaker 12 (32:50):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You know, the stay inside and breed. I love the
history off with their heads. Your phone break happens every
single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming
up right after this, and then right after that. Isn'tana
is what's trending. It's the Jewbil Show. It hits one.
(33:10):
I'll six point one.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Allie is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years named
Jane might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can catch him if he is in just the second.
But first, Allie, what's up. Why do you think Jay
might be cheating?
Speaker 15 (33:29):
Well, I have seen some odd behaviors from him that
have sort of got me a little concerned. I guess
it really stemmed from I'm worried if he's being honest
with me. The way do we pay rent is that
every two weeks he just kind of cash ups me
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the his half of the rent and then I pay it.
But sometimes he'll forget. You know, he's not He's not
the one who's best with schedules like I am. I'm
I'm like I work for an agency. I am very
type A, so I'm kind of the person who has
to have everything on schedule. I have everything timed out,
I have a list and everything like that. And Jay,
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I love him, but that is not the type of
person that he is. So every once in a while
he'll forget to pay me. And a couple weeks ago,
maybe like a month ago, he forgot to pay me.
And I was like, hey, maybe you need to send
me your half of the rent. And he was like, oh, yeah,
I have no problem. And he pulled out his phone
to check his bank account to make sure that there's
(34:31):
enough money in there. And I happened to like look
over and he had like over eight thousand dollars in
his account. He makes enough money to pay his half
of the rent. Like he's not broke or anything like that.
But I'm I'm the one who, you know, I have
the real job. I have, like the adult job, you know,
I have the one that's picking up all of my time.
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And I don't have eight thousand dollars in my account,
So how is his job, you know, providing that kind
of money? So I kind of I feel that I
kind of flipped down on him, saying, you know, like
where where did this money come from? There's no way
that you make this at work? And he, you know,
the only thing he had to say to me was
that he was saving. But I don't understand how you
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could have that kind of savings when he makes.
Speaker 14 (35:19):
Less than me.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
He's not the most frugal person, Like, I don't know.
That was the first thing that sort of made me
a little concerns.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
But so, how did that tied to him cheating on you?
Do you think that he's like an escort or something
and he's making extra cash?
Speaker 15 (35:35):
Oh my god, I did not think that. They No,
But he does get weird work calls too. That's the
other part of this is that I feel like work
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is calling him at all hours. And you know, we'll
be hanging out in the very precious few hours that
I have that I'm not at work, and he'll get
a phone call and he says that he has to
take it. He says it's work. He'll go into a
different room to take it, and I don't know. There's
something about the way that he speaks on the phone.
(36:18):
From what I can hear, it's like he's talking to
a child or something like. I don't you know when
people talk to different people on the phone, you can
kind of tell by their tone, Like if like you're
talking on the phone and they're like, oh, that was
your mom. The tone that he has when he talks
on his phone to these supposed work calls doesn't seem
like a work tone.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Well, I'm just trying to figure out, like who's spending
time with this as.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
Well, because of that particular tone, Like I said, that's
not a friend tone like that. That's the thing that
makes me think that he's cheating is that he's talking
to somebody on the phone in a in a voice
that is, you know, like not the kind of eats
to just a.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Work Yeah, I get it, like that baby kind of
a voice, but not like a child.
Speaker 15 (37:05):
Yeah yeah, but like you wouldn't you know. I never
hear him say baby or anything. But it's just I
can't think of a reason why he would be talking
like that to someone on the phone who is supposedly
his work, you know. And I asked him about it.
I'm like, why are you getting all these work phone calls?
And he says, oh, well, like there's a new hire
and they really need a lot of direction. They're always
asking questions, and just yeah, that really isn't these things
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aren't all adding up to me.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Okay, we'll figure it out for you. Then you already
told us what grocery store he's a rewards card memorat.
So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us
and his flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.
All right, okay, okay, I hope we'll get your to
catch heeter next right in the middle, to catch a
(37:52):
heater if you're just joining us. Ali is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years
named Jay might be cheating. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at, and say that he's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers deliver from our
floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to
his girlfriend, Ali or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Ali, why don't you break down your situation
for us again real quick?
Speaker 15 (38:13):
Okay. So, I think that there's some behavior that my
boyfriend has that is concerning. He has an amount of
money in his savings account that I feel is a
little suspicious, and he's taking a lot of phone calls
and doing a lot of work after hours that I
don't know. I really can't think of a reason why
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he'd be doing this.
Speaker 13 (38:36):
Well, and you did hear him talking to somebody That
made it sound like it was kind of an intimate conversation.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 15 (38:46):
Yep, yes, do it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Here we go, Hi, this is Corporal calling from SO.
I was looking for our rewards card. Remember name Ja?
Speaker 11 (39:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Hi Jay, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with the big congratulations
here this month's winner.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
Okay, all right? Cool?
Speaker 15 (39:13):
Did I win?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Something?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Was? I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single
month we choose one Rewards Card member who gets a
free year from us, and this month is flowers delivered
from our floor apartment. You've just won thirty six long
stin red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
within the fifty the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 11 (39:30):
You know, I always have luck like this. That's really funny. Yeah,
that's cool, awesome. So what I need to do?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well here, it's very simple how it works. The first
thing I would need to be the first and the
last name of the person you want to send them to.
And then if you want to put anything on a
card and then we'll get the address.
Speaker 11 (39:45):
Okay, can I do to Can we give it to Crystal?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yes, we could do that. And anything that you would
like to put on a card to Crystal.
Speaker 11 (39:57):
Yeah, on the card right, like something just to brighten
your day, beautiful. I'll be over later.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Got it. And now, Jay, I will let you know
that this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
There is Hi.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian and my name is Jubile.
Speaker 16 (40:13):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (40:14):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. And
we do a segment that's called to Catch a Teeter
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see they send flowers to and your girlfriend
Ali is on the phone listening. Yeah, got him. Probably
wants to know who Crystal is?
Speaker 11 (40:29):
A kitchen I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (40:32):
Hi, Well, I'm confused too. I'm confused as to who
Crystal is. I mean, I really something for going?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Really well, Ellie, what I'm not sting? You think I'm shooting.
I'm not cheating.
Speaker 15 (40:47):
Please tell me what it could possibly be.
Speaker 16 (40:50):
Ellie, this is a big misunderstanding. I'm sorry. This is
I promise you I'm not cheating.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
Oh no, please tell me how this is funny.
Speaker 16 (41:04):
Crystal is just a friend of mine who I met
from work. It's not I know, I know it sounds bad.
Speaker 11 (41:10):
I promise you it's not what it sounds like.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
Let's see you later, beautiful. Yeah, it's not something that
I would send to my coworkers.
Speaker 16 (41:19):
Yeah, no, Crystal, she's not a coworker. She's a woman
that came into work and I've been helping her outside
of work. I promise you, I'm not cheating you.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Why are you calling her beautiful?
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Though?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I don't think that that's something that you just casually
throw around.
Speaker 16 (41:36):
All right, Okay, I haven't been completely honest or truthful,
but but if you must know, Crystal is a woman
who came in. So I work at and I help
a lot of people that come in and need help
with their technology and their photos and everything. And this woman,
Crystal came in, who is eighty five years old and
(42:00):
asked me to help her digitize some photos as she
had from her family and her husband who had passed and.
Speaker 15 (42:08):
An eighty five year old So you're into grandmas?
Speaker 11 (42:12):
No, No, no, I'm not. There's nothing romantic happening. I
promise you. She came in.
Speaker 16 (42:18):
I was helping her with her photos, and she I
was very helpful, and she was very sweet, and she
asked if I would be able to come over and
do some odd jobs and some more like.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
Tech stuff because she lives alone. Her husband passed, and so.
Speaker 16 (42:35):
I've been going over there on my free time and
doing odd jobs for making a little bit extra cash
on the side.
Speaker 11 (42:41):
I promise you, I'm not interested in her, So.
Speaker 15 (42:45):
Don't I don't understand. Is she paying you to Is
this like a sugar mom coming to sing like, I
don't understand. What are you doing at this woman's house?
Why is she paying you like just to help out?
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
I mean, yeah, I guess, I guess kind of that's
what it is. I mean, I mean, she is paying
me a lot, and she didn't ask me to take
my shirt off the other day. I promise it's not
it's not weird. I'm not I'm not interest. It's just
she's she's sweet, she's older, she just needs some she
(43:22):
lost her husband, she didn't have any friends at the
nursing home, and and she's got a lot of money
and she's got no kids, she's got no one to
leave it to. So she's insisting that she she helps out.
And I tell her about you, I tell her about us. Okay,
so she asked you to take your shirt off. What
happens when she asks you to do more things? What
(43:43):
is the What is the limit to this situation you
have here?
Speaker 11 (43:48):
There is a fine limit. I told her about you
so many times.
Speaker 16 (43:52):
It's just I did it to her, get a little
rise out of her. She's lonely, she's not much as
not much is going to be happening, I promise.
Speaker 15 (44:02):
Okay, Well, I'm glad that you're laughing about this, but
you've been lying to me about this. I mean, how
long has this been happening? How long have you been
going over there?
Speaker 16 (44:13):
And why wouldn't you just tell me you're right? I'm
sorry I haven't told you. I'm sorry I haven't been
more honest, but I promise you nothing bad's been happening.
It's just I'm trying to save some extra money right now,
and I'm kind of wanted to tell you. I didn't
want I didn't want you to be suspicious, or or
to worry, or to or for something like this to happen.
(44:36):
I can even show you pictures of her, like, I
promise you nothing's going on. I'll show you the photos
she sent me, photos of herself.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
You can wait.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Not like that, not like that, even take your shirt off.
I'm spaking you a bunch of money. I mean, this
woman's pretty amazing.
Speaker 15 (44:53):
She's very sweet, she's she's kind, and she's an eighty
something year old pervert you with your shirt off? Why
aren't you treating her like the predator she ain't, Allie.
Speaker 11 (45:05):
I promise you I will not let it cross any
lines or boundaries.
Speaker 16 (45:09):
Like, I really do love you, I really want to
be with you, and I want to spend my life
with you, so I'm doing what I can to.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Prepare for that. Allie, do you want him to keep
doing this?
Speaker 15 (45:21):
I don't even know what to think about this. My
immediate answer is no, No, I don't want him going
around trading up and down with his shirt off.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
That's not what Ellie. She gave me two thousand dollars
the other day.
Speaker 15 (45:34):
She paid you two thousand dollars just to talk to her. Yes,
I mean like two thousand dollars to just make an
old lady happy. I mean maybe maybe I could get
on board with this.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
All right, well, we'll let you guys figure it out.
Speaker 8 (45:49):
But a.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Cheating, yeah no, but we need to talk.
Speaker 15 (45:55):
We need to talk.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
Yes, we can talk.
Speaker 15 (45:58):
I want to meet this Crystal.
Speaker 11 (46:00):
You can come over next time, for sure.
Speaker 15 (46:03):
I'm keeping my shirt on though.
Speaker 8 (46:07):
The Jewel shows to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
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home from Machineo. It's time for Nina's what's trending, and
Nina isn't here today, So produce bread as you're trending.
You know what goes go to tacos?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Tequila, Yes, salsas. Salsas do as well. Mixed drinks for sure.
Taco Bell launches some new refrescas. Oh boy, but they're mocktails.
Oh cocktails, mango peach, dragon, fruit, berry durry and distress.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
That's not one. I was just kidding. Oh, the new
fruity fizzy drinks are hitting Taco Bells summer menu. No alcohol,
plenty of caffeine. Some of them are two hundred milligrams
of caffeine.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Oh, real freeze dried fruit is included in there, and
it's it's a sure blown mixed drinks that.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, Taco Bell, it's on natural force. All Taco Bell
is the most farm at a table restaurant we have
at the state. What is the worst time to eat
that Taco Bell? This might surprise you. When is the
worst time to eat it?
Speaker 6 (47:13):
In the morning?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, I would Yeah, two o'clock in the morning after
latest time, I mean, the best time, but it ends
up being the worst time. Later on we're finding out
what the worst time to eat is.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Experts say eating anytime after dinner is really bad news
for your health.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
Now, so breckfast the next day.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, if it's after me and I don't think it counts.
So two AM's fine for Taco Bell. Late night snacks, though,
are stored, not burned. So when you when you have
a snack before bed or whatever, that's just gonna stay
in there forever, like gum.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Hm forever, never gonna go out. If you're standing in
front of the fridge at ten pm, close the door
and go to bed. Was an a to eat right
before you lay down? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Choke?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, what choke on it? No, it just doesn't digest
as well.
Speaker 13 (48:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
They say you should not like eat and then go
right to bed.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
I like any foods.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I heard some foods like you can eat before you
go to bed?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Really? Yeah, I mean at least from what I understand
that you're really not supposed to. What food are you thinking?
Speaker 17 (48:19):
What is that face that Victoria is making right now?
I'm just something appropriate joke you're trying to make. No,
but I thought one while we were talking.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Oh my goodness, Victoria, foods, do you think it's okay
to eat right before you go to bed?
Speaker 14 (48:36):
Well?
Speaker 12 (48:36):
No, I.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
I was gonna say bananas.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh my gosh. Moving on.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Wow, Well, if you've been eating too many bananas before
bed and slamming some taco bell refrescas, here's the best
exercise for better sleep, and it's not running. A review
of twenty two studies shows yoga is the bedtime MVP
helps you sleep.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Longer and stay asleep.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Aerobic workouts like running, walking, cycling, and whatever Victoria is
thinking about also help strength training. Strength training is good too,
But in short, downward dog your way to dreamland.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
What I'm really up said about making jokes with this
downward dog the yo yoga move? Yeah, yoga position.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
Yes, I know that.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Nobody made a dirty jokes. Brad was just saying something
very very matter of fact. Yeah, I think the dirty
joke was in your head. Yeah, no, I that's false.
Here's what I did false. Here's what I hate about
this study.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
They reviewed twenty two studies and they were trying to
decide what the best workout is to go to sleep after.
And they literally say aerobic workouts are good, strength training
is good, yoga's the best. But like the conclusion was
just work out so you'll sleep better. I guess we've
known that for a long time.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
It's ridiculous. But anyway, that is what, in fact is trending.
It's the jew show Jules Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Why
hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (50:15):
I do?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Are you ready for it?
Speaker 11 (50:17):
Yes? What is it?
Speaker 12 (50:19):
Oh? Yes, okay, it's an addiction. I have a slight
addiction to la boo booths, to what boo booth?
Speaker 2 (50:30):
What is that again?
Speaker 5 (50:31):
In here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Those are the toys?
Speaker 8 (50:33):
Like the toys right are there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (50:39):
I mean you can get accessories, and I mean they're
really hard to find. A lot of people keep getting
fake ones, but I have the real ones.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Do you how much do you pay for those?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Aren't?
Speaker 6 (50:49):
Are this is expensive?
Speaker 11 (50:51):
See?
Speaker 15 (50:51):
This is the secret part.
Speaker 12 (50:53):
Because Yeah, I have kind of bond down the rabbit hole,
and I'm hiding the car from my husband.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh, I bet because it's a ridiculous purchase. You and
I could agree. It's just being babies twenty twenty five
makes her happy. Are you having to make a lot
of money off of your labooos one day? Oh?
Speaker 12 (51:14):
You know. That's what I keep telling myself, is the resale.
Speaker 11 (51:17):
But you want to hear about the worst one, the
most expensive?
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, tell us about your expensive laboo.
Speaker 15 (51:23):
Boo is my extensively boo boo.
Speaker 12 (51:27):
There was a collab with Vans and La Boo Boo
and they were running like thirty five hundred, but I
got mine for three thousand.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Whoa, you've paid three I got a deal, girl, mass
It was a.
Speaker 12 (51:42):
Steal, really Yeah, But I mean I have been dipping
into savings.
Speaker 8 (51:48):
What I was gonna say, how do you hide that
from your bus?
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Does your husband just not pay attention to the finances.
Speaker 15 (51:55):
I'm kind of the bookkeeper.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
Maybe not in the future, once he finds out you're
getting fired from that job.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Does he mind you having any booboos everywhere in the house?
He knows about a couple of them. He knows like
about a couple of them, but not the other one. Wow,
three thousand dollars that's crazy for one. That's pretty well.
Speaker 12 (52:17):
And you can get like a manicure step for them,
you can get take eyelashes for them.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
You can just like really do them. Oh, I'm kind
of in now. Do we not learn anything from ty
beanie babies? Everyone thought they were gonna spok you can
put nails and eyelashes on those, Okay, yeah, seriously, come on,
all right, no, you're right innovative. Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 15 (52:40):
You are more than welcome.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
All right, what's your dirty little secret,
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