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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure, you might be hot, but are you Mississippi hot? Whoa,
it's the Jewel Show. What exactly is Mississippi hot? Well,
we'll tell you in just a second, because the new
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find attractive.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So we'll tell you what weird things each state thinks
is sexy. Coming up right after this, it's the Jeble Show.
Do you want to be sexy? Yes, the Jewble Show. Well,
if you're at the gym all day watching your diet,
shooting botox in every orifice of your body, you might
be doing too much, because it turns out all you
might need to do is move Ooh, because the new
(00:39):
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find most attractive. Okay,
and we'll go over them right now so you can
see if you need to switch cities or not. Sweet,
But if you are in Alabama, Colorado, Mississippi, and North Dakotah,
to them, posture is the most sexy thing.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh. Y, interesting, I wonder if that comes from horseback riding,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like what, I don't know, it's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I just feel like those states like like to ride horses.
Everybody likes to ride horses, but I just feel like,
I don't know. Maybe it's just the way that you
hold yourself. I can ride a horse.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
An Alabama resident is quoted in the survey of saying,
if you stand up straight and look like you can
hold a church cast role without spilling it, I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And that's how you start to practice. You go ahead,
get that cast real dish, carry it around the house
until you standing up.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A new survey of each state and what they find
most attractive in a person. I also feel like a
man said that in Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, and New York
they find facial expressions the most attractive.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh, I can appreciate that personality.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What do you mean though, because I've been told I
am very expressive in my face, but what it takes
president expression is not cute.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But like you're making expressions though, so there's a story
to be told. I feel like that makes some time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
One Florida is quoted in the surveys saying, that little
twitch of your left eye when you lie, it's sexy.
I want my lover's shady and expressive.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
No rest for you. You gotta do something with it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What do people in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee
all find the most attractive trait? Voice tone?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Voice tone in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh, they all have strong accents. Oh maybe that's why. Yeah,
so maybe that's part of it. Because could you imagine
if you were saying something in that twang but it
was in the wrong key. Yeah, one see that hurt
your ears.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Tennessee resident in the survey said, you talk low and
slow like molasses in church. Mmmm, take me home.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Actually, I agree with that. That is something that is
going to just like hypnotize you.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We're going over a new survey that's going viral that
asks people in every state what they find most attractive.
And here are the most unconventional things that people find
attractive in each state.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm just picturing some guy whisperinging church. You want to
get a donut with me after mass?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Maybe get a lazed donuts?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like yes, and you take me? Donuts are always after
church anyway. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Kansas City, they find hand gestures to be the sexiest
thing in Kansas.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
What what's an example of the hand?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I guess talking with your hands, you know, just hand
gesturing with your hands when you talk.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Will you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do I chuse my hands a lot? So maybe I
should go there and move.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
To Yeah, do use your hands when you talk? Move
on over Kansas City. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Some Kansas residents says, she talks with her hands like
she's direct and invisible traffic and I'll drive into a
ditch watching it. I like the people that they surveyed
for this in their quotes. But if you have big,
bushy eyebrows, oh guess what you're in luck if you're
(04:20):
in Alaska, because in Alaska they love eyebrows. Apparently they
like the warmth.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Anything they can keep them warm. Good for you if
you got the bushy eyebrows upon a time.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
In New Jersey, they like shape and gaze of the eye.
Doesn't say what shape exactly they like, but that's what
they find the most sexy is the shape and the
gaze of the eye.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, so I guess it doesn't matter what shape you
are as long as.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You're like, just go creepily stare at somebody in New Jersey.
I guess, I guess it done. In West Virginia, the
hottest trait that they think people have is walking stride.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
That's a Nina thing.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh it is a me thing.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, you're big into the stride right the people walking in.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, the way that they walk, I like it a
little bowl laked, a little what it's like a little
bow lake it. I don't know how to explain it.
There's just this way that dudes walk into their butt,
like you know, it's like a.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Trying to show us with their hands.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes, the walk is something I find very attractive.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
One West Virginia residence says I saw a guy strut
like he owned the haller. I don't know what that means.
I left my boyfriend right then and there. I don't
know what that means. But what is the hauler? I'm
not sure. But if you walk like you own it,
apparently that's sexy in West Virginia. We're going over a
new survey that came out asking people what they find
(05:42):
most sexy in each state. In Vermont, their favorite thing
is crow's feet. Excuse me, yeah, soft wrinkles near the eye.
Oh oh, they like eye wrinkles in Vermont.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh I've actually heard a lot of guys say that, really, yes,
that they like the little eye wrinkles or the little
smile line. What is it eye wrinkle? It's like when
you smile like like big like this. You see my
lines right there? Crows feed. Yeah, you can get rid
of them with botox.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One Vermont resident was quoted as saying, if you smiled
enough to wrinkle your soul, come sit on my porch
and tell me all about your trauma. Oh so they
just like someone who's a little weathered and been through it,
been through a lot, captain.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Say it's another jewbile phone frame twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Hello, Hey, yeah, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm calling
from I was looking for Miranda, who unfortunately had her
TV delivered and it was broken. So I'll call them
the schedule to pick up for it.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, this is this is Miranda.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
What I want to know is.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Why the what is that?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What's so sorry? What is that like guitar sound? Oh
that's a guitar? Sorry about that. I'm working from home.
I'm working from home today, telecommutant. So okay, well, getting
a little distracted with things, yep, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
What put the guitar down.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Gotcha? Sorry about that. I realized I kind of tuned
out there. So what's the issue?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Well, the issue was that it's been a week and
a show a little over a week, and I was
told that someone would call me take care of this
problem with the TV that does not work.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A week there, Yes, sir, yep.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Sir, put the guitar down or you're gonna end up
wearing the guitar. This is not cute, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Sorry about that. Stay on task, that's what my.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Now it's now starting to become really clear why it's
taking you a week to call me.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh oh, well, I just got the news. I just
got the email today that I need to follow up.
So I don't know, you know, I don't know what's
going on with with our offices. I'm so sorry about that.
So what exactly was the issue? Again?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Well, the issue is the TV doesn't work, and the
issue V doesn't.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Word.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Dudey, tell me your name again.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Tell me your name again.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's Pete. Hell spell that for me, please, Pete.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Okay, what's your last name?
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Eakins.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I need to speak to a supervisor.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I need to speak to somebody else, because if I
speak to you much longer, I'm going to start saying
some things that I don't want to stay on recorded line.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know, how does that sound to you? I've been practicing,
but I just cannot seem to get this thing down.
You ever played practice guitar, play guitar or anything like
that you wanted?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Know how it sounds? It sounds like it sounds like
you're about to lose your job. So I need you
to get off this phone with me and get me
to somebody who has a lick of sense and no guitar.
All right, so listen, friend of mine, not my friend.
I need you to put the guitar down, like I said,
and I.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Need you tell me your name one more time.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I would need to make sure I've got it, because,
believe me, your manager is going to know your name.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
By the end of today.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's jeez. You know what is there any way I
can make this better with you? Maybe if I sing you.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Tell me no, you can tell me your name.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And then you can stop talking to me.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Those are the two things it is.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Pete Eakins, Wait a minute, eh.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Pete Pete Eagan's Petekins Peterkins, Yes, that's your name? Yes, broh,
what is your name is Peterkins?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
No, no, nobody's name is is this?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is this for real?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yes, it is. This is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband
sets you hot.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Oh he is the deadest man that it has ever
been dead.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
He said that you've got a broken TV and you've
been waiting for them to call you back and they
still haven't called me want to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Okay, thank god, because this guy's playing the guitar.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I'm like, what is actually happening right now?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like, oh my god, I was so mad.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Franks, give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day. But it's time
for Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Nintendo has just issued a statement on the relationship status
of Mario and Princess Peach.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
What oh what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Day? Said, Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and
help each other out whenever they can. Bro We're definitely
good friends, right like I'm gonna risk my life. Are
a really good friends?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I mean actually I probably would, but to save the
princess from the cast, they're more than friends.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh, he's not there more than friends. I mean, maybe
they're just taking a break or something.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh, maybe that is that there were relationship trouble. Maybe
that's all I'll trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
They're just friends.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, I guess when until Mario gets her again? Whoa
never mind, No, it says not even friends with benefits.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
That's a lie.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
No, that's what it's going to trying to.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Keep a PG. Come on, we know what's going on. Nintendo,
don't try.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
To fool us. I don't know why they did that,
because it just makes more sense and makes it more
exciting to think it's like a cute little couple like
or maybe not even a couple like Mario's. Like I'm
going to prove to her that. That's how I always
took it, Like Princess Peach and him weren't together, but
he was trying to try to wait to get and
trying to win her over. Maybe that is it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Maybe he's trying to win over, but she wasn't into
it because she likes Walluigi.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Who likes Walla Oigi? But anyways, someone out there for
she likes bad boys and that's how she keeps getting trapped.
I don't know. So, in case you were curious, Nintendo
has just cleared it up. Oh good, I'm glad the
losing sleep there. This is really interesting. Bill Gates says
tattoo will replace cell phones? Bro what so? Yeah, I
(12:04):
don't know. He believes that at some point smartphones are
going to become obsolete and that these little tattoos with
tiny subdermal sensors will serve as our main means of communication,
monitoring our health, and digital interaction. So they're going to
be able to access the Internet. There are gonna be
ways that you can communicate with other people.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Wait, I'm confused. How like a tattoo on.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You subdermal sensors. I don't know what's plant sort of, So.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You're just getting planted to where you can just like
it's a tattoo automatically.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Get all the information, like you can go onto Google.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, toying with this kind of stuff for a while. Now,
Like ways to put it in your body or on
your body that will like if you're going through the airport.
You can scan that instead of your passport, like it
says everything about you.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Basically, that makes sense, but I don't understand like going
to Google and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, they're trying to make it convenient, but it also
feels like it's just that they can track you even
more than they can I mean, they can track you
with your phones anyway. But I guess that would make
it harder to get kidnapped. I mean, like you'd be
tracked real fast. If it's just like my little tattoo,
I can't even get to my phone. Oh my gosh,
that would make it so hard for criminals. You'd be
so busted.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well yeah, but that's the other thing they're scared of.
If they do something like that and it has your
financial information, they're scared of criminals like cutting off your
hand or something like that in order.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
To get Oh my gosh, yeah, that's so scary eating.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
But what's funny is you technically need a device to
scan you.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
It's like you'll still need your phone.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't know, it might be another tattoo from somebody else.
Other leaders like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have also
echoed echoed similar views. But CEO, the Apple CEO, Tim Cook,
the Apple CEO. Anyway, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
He disagrees, but didn't we already all kind of agree
on that Apple's going downhill like nothing's new. I still
have an Apple phone, but nothing's really new every time
they come out.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So what you're saying is if Tim Cook disagrees, then
you disagree with Tim Cook because he's the CEO of Apple.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I think if Tim Cook is one that's gonna design it,
it's either gonna look like Apple and it's gonna be
like come out with the new version every year.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
That's gonna that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
But if you don't upgrade your tattoo or whatever, then
all of a sudden, it's gonna stop working. Yeah, randomly,
but it's not. They don't do that on purpose, but
it's just gonna happen that way.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We're just gonna be covered in tattoos because you gotta
get a new one every time.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You are up to be expensive too?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Do you have to pay for your tato?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Victoria is saying the Book of Revelation about the mark
of the Beast, bro what never mind?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That is crazy. That's what's trending. It's time to Catch
a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Only on the Jubil Show. Katie is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been married to
her husband for eight years. His name is Seth, but
now she thinks that something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Katie, Sorry,
you're going through this, but one of your hoves was
going on. Why do you think your husband is cheating?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't know if he's cheating or not.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
It's just this weird.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
We have a very good marriage, and we have I mean,
I guess you've had a handful of rough spots. I
mean over the course of eight Like, well, we were
together for eleven years, so a couple of years before
we got married, and so there's going to be some respot.
But I mean, you know, we we still went out.
You know, we were trying, we were having fun, we
were going to concerts and like, I don't know, we
(15:15):
like to bowl, and I don't know, I always looked
at us and thought of us as being like a
really strong couple, and I don't know, I guess in
the last couple of years we both just started to
work more and more. You know, I got this promotion,
and we're at work so much that I guess I
kind of got complacent.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
You know, maybe he did too.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You know, we get home and just eat dinner and
go to bed, and now he doesn't really want to
go out as much anymore, which I mean, all of this, in.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
My mind is kind of normal.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Like, you know, we've been together for a really long time,
and he's kind of a stereotypically kind of lazy dude,
and I like that about him. You know, I like
being comfy and cozy at home, but he does. You know,
he goes to see his friend Josh, but he's like
that's been one of his best friends since high school.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
And I don't think.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He could be the cheer types because he doesn't really want.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
To go out and do anything.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
But like I said, things have been different this last month.
So he's going over to Josh's place like twice as
much as he usually does, and I don't know, I'm
wondering what he's really doing at his house. I mean,
I've heard he's complained in the past about how Josh
was like he can get annoying after a while. And
I've hung out with Josh and set before, and he's
(16:32):
I can confirm that. Like, I don't know if we
met him now in real life, like would we be
would he be close friends with him?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's not like he's been friends with him since high
school and you know they've I respect that and I
admire that, and I see, you know, there's a lot
of love there for him.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
But like, I don't know, he's a boring dude and
he's kind of.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Annoying, and I can't I can't figure out what he's.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Doing over there twice as much as usual.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So that's one thing.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And then the other thing that's been this kind of
like huge change is that, all of a sudden, Seth
is a workout guy. I probably wouldn't have called you
guys if it wasn't for that. He's working out every
single day for several hours at a time. But I
don't think he's ever worked out since we first met.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
I'm just is he doing it to impress someone? Is
it someone at work? Like he's there a long time.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
This is not me, Like I'm not normally an insecure person.
I know that it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't call yourself insecure, even though it's like
you're noticing things are changing, and of course that's going
to set off an alarm in you. So that's not
even an insecurity.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And his appetite is less too now, like he says
he's not really very hungry when we have dinner, like
he had a big lunch or something like that, and that,
like there's never been a time where Seth hasn't wanted
like pizza or Friday, we usually get Mexican dinner, and
I don't know, he's just not finishing his plate, which
(18:04):
is again unusual. And I asked him about it, and
he just said he wanted to get back out of shape,
which again totally valid. I want to support him in that.
I don't want to deter him in any way. I'm
just nervous.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, and then if he's spending more time at the
boring Josh's house, maybe he's not actual daring Josh's house. Yeah,
I'm just curious is what triggered it? Maybe it's not
necessarily cheating. Maybe it's just he was inspired by something
I don't know. Hopefully he's not all right.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You already told us what grocery store. You guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and Bertinnaby from the grocery store
and say that every single month we choose one rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We'll see if he sends us to you or somebody else. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, we'll plays on come Back, get
your to catch a teeter next. Right in the middle
of to Catch a Teeter if you're just joining us,
(18:56):
Katie is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband Seth of eight years might be cheating. So in
a second we're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at,
and say that every single month we choose one lucky
Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our
full department, and he's this month's big winner. We'll see
if he sends those flowers to his wife, Katie or
someone else. But first, Katie, why don't you refresh everybody's
(19:18):
memory on what's going on.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, we've just drifted a little in the last couple
of years. We both work a lot, and in the
last couple of months he's totally changed. Suddenly he's going
over to his friend's house twice as much as usual
as the old high school buddy, who I think is
pretty boring.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
He's told me he's boring.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And the big thing that's worrying me is suddenly he's
working out every day, which is great. He's looking great,
but she's never been a workout guy. He's eating healthy.
It's just such a sudden shift, and I'm just worried.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay, you ready for us to call him? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards card member named Seth Seth. Hi,
(20:12):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling to actually tell you congratulations. Here this month's
big winner.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Okay, what did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our feroral department, absolutely
free on us to anybody that you want. You want
thirty six long same red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you want.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Hi, that's very cool, not bad.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So here's how it works. I can take down the
information in just a couple of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
That's fine, I'll fine. I actually have a little bit
of downtime, It's good.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
All I will need is the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Okay, same last names, money and Katie.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
And anything you'd like to put on a card.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Uh yeah, pretty roses for a pretty lady.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh that is I like that?
Speaker 10 (21:02):
Thanks? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So you e very ever cheat on your wife at all? Ever?
My name is Jubil and I lost the radio show.
It's called the Jebels Show.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Hi, whole shows here Amina, Hi, and I'm Victoria and your.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Wife Katie is actually on the phone listening to this.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
So this is kind of like a set up, the
seed of the cheating or something like that.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Like, yes, that's exactly what it is. We do a
segment called to Catch a Cheater, and Katie thought maybe
there might be something going on. So we were saying,
if we could catch you by who you'd send flowers to?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Kind of flowers, babe?
Speaker 8 (21:36):
What would you do this?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I'm sorry, I just didn't more what to do?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
You've been so different this last month. I mean, you're
not the same guy.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You just you're working out every single day for like
multiple hours at a time, and I don't know, I
just got in my head about stuff. I mean know
it just I asked you why, and you didn't give
me a raining, just said.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
You want to do any more healthy, which is valid.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But like just so sudden, and I don't know. You're
spending all this time over at Josh is like double
sometimes triple as much as you used to, and like
it's just a like, are you really there?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
It's crazy you think that I actually cheat cheat on you.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
It's pretty cute, but like.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Not really you thing I would cheat on you if
some like hot hot lady or not, that's not that's
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
He's definitely not.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
La.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
I love you.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't, But also I guess I should.
You should probably talk about it. Something kind of happened
to made me, uh kind.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Of look at my life where I am right now as.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
This is, uh, this is weird. So the reason I
haven't spend a lot of time with Josh and he
doesn't really want anybody to know, but you're kind of
forcing my hand in this. He's he's been diagnosed with cancer.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
I've been going with him to doctor visits and stuff,
you know, because he's not he doesn't live near his family,
and we just you know, we've been best friends for
a long time. And doctors are saying that it's totally
tradable and success rates are pretty pretty good, pretty pretty
responsive with how how early they caught it. But I
mean that's kind of what's going on with him, and
(23:23):
you know, he's he's Josh is really kind of secretive
in his life, and he's like, you know, don't tell anybody.
It's very embarrassing and everything. And I just didn't know
what to do. So I've just really been kind of
there for him as he's going through this so he
doesn't have to do it alone.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I had no idea.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm so I mean, wow, but what does that what
does that have to do with you? Like the working
out and the eating, I mean all that.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Honestly, it was when I saw the look in his
eyes when he first told me, you know, he couldn't
stop crying, and I it kind of freaked me out.
It kind of like made me think about my mortality
and everything. And I just as soon as I saw it,
I look in his eyes, I just decided. I was like,
you have to make sure that you're around for the people.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
You care about.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know, it wouldn't be good if you know he's
going to do this. And you know, I haven't been healthy.
I haven't been black blax and eating pizza. You know,
we always go out for Chinese, go out for Mexican
food and everything, and I'm just like, let me just
make sure that I'm here. Let me just make sure
that I'm around. So I really just wanted to be
(24:32):
healthier and just be here for him, be here for you,
be here for everybody that I care about, And uh,
you know, it just it sucked too, because I mean
I haven't worked out like this in years. But now
that I'm doing it and really focusing on the reasons
for doing it, it makes me start to enjoy it.
Like I kind of tricked my brain and just thinking
like you want to do this, and next thing, you know,
(24:53):
it's like, I do want to do this, and then
eating right kind of followed. I mean, I know, I
say I don't have an apathet. A lot of the times,
but I don't. I'm just trying to eat, eat a
little bit better.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
You know, Well, now it's terrible. Why didn't you just
tell me?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Why didn't you tell me any of those I would
have understood completely.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
I'm I'm a little to be honest, I'm a little
embarrassed about it too.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
I haven't you.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Know, I haven't done anything physical since way way before
the pandemic, and I just got used to that lack lifestyle.
You know, we just hang out, and we always just
kind of stay home and hang out, and we've just
been in that mode. And you know, when I josh
is health scare made me kind of realize that, you know,
that's not a way to live. It's just kind of
a way to just be. And I want to I
(25:44):
just want to do more. I just want to be
here and just have a better, healthier life and you know,
not make a noise every single time I've been over.
And honestly, I think that maybe I didn't tell you
because as Josh was going to this house trying to
respect his privacy, and then of the embarrassment from him
kind of like go overunder me, and I was like,
let me just you know, It's like, sometimes you're improving yourself,
(26:06):
you kind of want to hide from the world and
reappear as a better version of yourself. I should have
definitely told you, because you clearly thought I was you
care around for somebody.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I'm really I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Sorry about your friend man. But Katie, at least you
know now he's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, and I'm glad they caught it early. Everybody's got
this awakened need for wellness, and I think that's a
great thing.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Yeah, I mean I keep looking for a side piece though.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ok, well that happens. You know, you hear from us again.
There the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 12 (26:50):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I've worn dresses with high right cues.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
It's time for Americas favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
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let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Jenna. What's up, Jenna?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
How are you I'm great crazy?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
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Speaker 9 (27:18):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I am. I guess the Monday morning?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Right, yeah, you already get taken down?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Well you're not up?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I anything about that. I was like taken down, but
like like she's not like up yet.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So she's awake, So she's up.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Yeah, but I just thought about different.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Remember, ready to get put to sleep?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
How do you feel about Tuesdays?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Jenna? Yeah, you said Monday morning. Do you like Tuesday
morning as well?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
No, I'm not a big morning fan in general.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Und All right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and here's
how the game's played, Jenna. While she's leaving, you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, are
you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? I'm saying what
shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Path.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What is the name of the scientist who proposed the
heliocentric model of the Solar system? These are so hard.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
What country is the largest by land area that is
entirely in Europe?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Germany?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
What US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation?
Speaker 10 (28:50):
Washington?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
God that't bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna,
here's a question for you. If you came with a
warning label, what would it say, Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Watch out for laugh, watch out for laughs. Okay, yeah, I've.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Been told that I have a very loud laugh.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Oh, watch out for laugh for the laughs. Okay, yeah, laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Victoria, if you came with a warning label, what would
it say, Oh, I.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Feel like it?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Would you say?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself, which may
like cause you a trip on yourself, may cause frustration?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Right, yeah, that's try too.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and you have to be meet Jenna outright
to win, and Jenna, you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Okay, who discovered the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, I don't know a pass which Shakespeare play features
the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Who, Yeah, I don't know, pass what is the.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Name of the science you propose the heliocentric model of
the solar system. These are ridiculous. Seriously, these are ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
I don't know Newton.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
What country is the largest by land area that is
entirely in Europe? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I'm gonna try what.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation?
Speaker 8 (30:15):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Wait, wait, oh my gosh, three.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Wait oh wait, wait, wait wa wait to say.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
A President Lincoln.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
That's all I got.
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Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Gabby Victoria got one correct. It's the Lincoln.
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ty go see you. So you beat Victoria and you
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Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right, ones, you're super hard to pronounce too, So
let's see how this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is
the one that discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet
is the Shakespeare play that features Rosenkranz and Guildenstern. Nicholas
Copernicus is the scientist who propose the helio centric model
(31:13):
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Why would you know that the country that's the largest
by land area that's entirely in Europe is Ukraine. And
then the US president that signed the Emancipation Proclamation is
Abraham Link.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
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Speaker 10 (31:31):
Thank you so much.
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Speaker 1 (32:06):
Ruby is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jordan's.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Ruby, how long has it
been since you heard from Jordan?
Speaker 9 (32:19):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (32:19):
It's been nine days?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh okay? How many times have you tried to reach
out to him?
Speaker 9 (32:26):
So I did a double text and I sent one
Instagram reel?
Speaker 8 (32:30):
Okay, yeah, that last text was two days ago.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
So you didn't make the reel.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
I just sent like a top gun, like real, like
a jet reel. So I said, like, oh, still feeling
the need for speed?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So oh yeah, Well I'm sure that's an inside joke somewhere.
So questions, Well, I don't can tell us about your date.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Ruby, Yeah, it was an incredible date. We went to
an aviation museum, uh oh and big top gun fan
and so oh okay.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Yeah it was my idea.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
And he even did that quote he said, like I
feel the need for speed in front of me with
the jets, and it felt perfect.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's like the fantasy.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
Yeah, it was like kind of my dream day honestly.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Like we grabbed burgers after two and then we talked
about our childhoods for like two hours maybe, and he
told me about how he built model planes with his grandpa.
I guess I'm confused why, Like, I don't know why
he's not talking like texting me. But we also kissed
in the parking lot and he really kissed me.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Okay, yeah, so it's like a good kiss. But you
don't know why he's ghosting?
Speaker 9 (33:48):
Yes, Like why would you kiss me and start to
ghost me? It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Is there anything you can think of that would be
something that happened on the date that was awkward?
Speaker 8 (33:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Maybe I like talked about like my hedgehog that passed.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Away during COVID.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
I showed him a picture, right, it's the earn of
my hedgehog. She's a little tiny pick, like a tiny
and pink. Or maybe I asked him any questions about
his grandpa.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (34:18):
I was just curious, Like I didn't mean to make
a therapy or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What why do you think the hedgehog would be a
reason you wouldn't call you back?
Speaker 9 (34:26):
I just felt pretty emotional when I showed it to him,
Like I started to cry because it really was a
good she was really a good emotional support for me, Like.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, maybe this was a hymn thing. You know how
some people get really overwhelmed by other people's emotions and
if you're somebody that can't really like carry your emotions
like well or you it's too much. I don't know,
like maybe he really liked you, but then it was
like I don't know how to express myself.
Speaker 9 (34:52):
I hope he's like in an act, like he got
into an accident. He's in the hospital, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Like, oka, he just had a really good reason.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I get where you're going is I don't know?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, Ruby, Well we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second
date if you still want one. Okay, yes, all right,
we'll get your first date follow up next. Right in
the middle of your first date follow up and if
you're just joining us, Ruby is on the phone and
(35:25):
she's getting ghosted by Jordan. So we're about to call
Jordan and see if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger
and maybe get her a second date. But before we
do that, Ruby, why don't you break down your situation
again for us real quick?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (35:37):
Yeah, So I went on an amazing date and it's
been nine days since he hasn't texted me back.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
And we went to an aviation museum. We had a
great time.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
He kissed me, like really hard, and oh yeah, I
think I overshared about bubbles my hedgehogs who passed away.
And yeah, maybe I scared him. I having like big emotions.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
I think he might be in the hospital or an action,
because I honestly he really.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Led me on.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Okay, well I hope not. Are you ready for us
to call him?
Speaker 9 (36:13):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:13):
But I guess we have to do it all right?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Hello, Hi, man speaks to Jordan.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
Please uh speaking?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Hey Jordan, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi Jordan, I'mnina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubell.
Speaker 8 (36:40):
What is how many people? What is this party?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
There's three people on the phone. It's a radio show
called the Jewel Show. Have you ever listened to us?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
I think I have. Actually, I just don't know why
you're calling me. Now.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Well, we're calling you because we do a segment on
the show called the first Date follow Up, and what
that is is if you go on a date with
somebody and then end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
Oh no, okay, it's Ruby, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yes, it is Ruby. Congratulations. Do you mind telling us
why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 11 (37:21):
I don't know. It just it's we had one nice
date that it.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Got a little weird.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
What happened.
Speaker 11 (37:28):
The date was awesome actually, but Ruby's awesome. She's smart, funny,
definitely interesting. But then she she told.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Me about her dead hedgehogs.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
Within twenty minutes of meeting me and cried, like real tears.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Right, Yeah, we talked to her about your day. She
did tell us that part. She thought that might be
one of the reasons.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
We found that kind of hard to believe because it
just feels a little bit you know, harsh.
Speaker 11 (37:54):
Well, yeah, I mean I didn't want it to be
a big thing, but you kind of made it a
big thing.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Like, I mean, she really cried.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Did you comfort her?
Speaker 8 (38:05):
I mean I tried, but it was just.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
A little overwhelming for me, so we finished out the
date and that this seemed like enough for me.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
It is the sign that might not be the best
to come.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
The hedgehog thing, that's it.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
Yeah, well, you know what, it's not even just that.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
She she also at one point showed me this, this
little picture on her key chain on an urn for
the hedgehog.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
It was really a lot but the hedgehog.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay, so there's a lot of hedgehog.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Memorial for hedgehog. It was a lot of hedgehog, a
lot of hears, a lot of hedhogs.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us why you're
a ghostinger. Now, Jordan, I'll let you know that Ruby
is on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Uh, yeah, hid is Ruby. How are you Ruby? You've
been ghosting me, haven't you.
Speaker 11 (39:09):
Yeah, I mean you've been listening in so I guess
you just heard that.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Wow, you are a jerk, and you're ghosting me because
of bubbles. You seem to have like run away from
commitment or any like issues that require depths.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
It seems.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Yeah, it's like you never had a pet, or you've
never felt deep emotion for something for anybody.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Okay, I mean this hold on. This is a lot.
This is what I mean. This is a lot. This
was a first day and it's not even because of Bubbles.
It's because you told me about.
Speaker 11 (39:43):
Bubbles being dead within twenty minutes of meeting me, and
then you cried about it for another twenty minutes, and
it's like you wanted me to cry too. It's just
I mean, come on, it's it's a lot on date one.
So okay, I'm so sorry for having a heart. I
guess you should have talk about something more superficial, like
crypto or like sports injuries.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
I guess I really thought.
Speaker 9 (40:06):
You were someone else, but like it seems like you're
showing me that you really are just like shallow.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
I mean you kind of should be a little lighter
on the first meeting.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
I mean, we're the point of dating is like what marriage, right,
So like we're supposed to jump in, dive in pretty deep,
not in.
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Twenty minutes of meeting someone. And then that means me saying, well,
how much deeper is it gonna go?
Speaker 8 (40:31):
Crying about a helog?
Speaker 9 (40:33):
You're counting the time when you meet someone on a date, like, oh,
there's a time where twenty minutes that's when she cried, Oh, yeah,
but why did you kiss me after?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Why did you leave me on like that? Huh?
Speaker 11 (40:45):
I mean I guess I just kind of felt bad.
It's I mean, you've been like mourning this hedgehog for.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Years and oh, oh my god, you are my first kid. Whoa, Yeah,
that was my first kiss, Jordan.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Oh, I can't believe you ruined my dream.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
I was like my first kiss that was supposed to
be with my my so many or something, but you
did it because of my pet that guy.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
So I didn't know that.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
I mean, I would have guessed the first kiss would
have been aheadhog.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Honestly.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh, I just can't believe that.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Oh, it's it's okay, it's all. We all go through things.
It gets better, it'll be He'll be fine.
Speaker 11 (41:35):
I didn't know it was your first kiss, and I
am sorry I ruined that moment for you.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
You just don't ever do that to a girl again.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Ruby. Thinking about it like this, how many people actually
end up with the person that they kiss for the
first time, Like they're very first kiss, Like, who's with
that person?
Speaker 8 (41:52):
I just wanted mine to be special. I was been
waiting for years for this moment, you know, like I'm.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
Oh, wait, hold on wait, And then I thought that
you've had boys friends before.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
Yeah, well I may have cuddled with them, but I've
never kissed them.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Well, we talked a little about this. I thought it
was more than just cuddling. I sucked with six people,
but I've never kissed them.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Well, oh oh why not?
Speaker 9 (42:19):
Because I was trying to save it for my soulmates
and Jordan kissed me. So now I really have to
rethink my life is honestly.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
Yeah, I mean maybe you should have started with the
kiss and then saved the other stuff for this soul mate.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
One way to do it.
Speaker 9 (42:38):
Yeah, well not your opinion, but you really ruined my kiss,
So off Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Oh it just takes three minutes to get everything you
need to know for the day, brought to you by
Muchael Schudbino in Auburn, your home for Machino, It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Tech company Astronomer is really taking its moment in running
with it. They just released a brand new ad over
the weekend, and who they chose as their spokesperson is
actually kind of an interesting choice and genius. It's Gwyneth Paltrow. Hi,
I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 12 (43:13):
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employees at Astronomer.
Speaker 11 (43:19):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (43:19):
Astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over the last
few days and they wanted me to answer the most
common ones.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
On the screen, it pops up like what the astronomer
is the best costano patche.
Speaker 12 (43:31):
Is so unifying the experience of running data mL and
AI pipelines at scale. We've been thrilled so many people
have a newfound interest in data workflow automation.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
So that she goes through it and on basically about
the company, but on the screen pops up all the
questions that we've had, like what happens to the HR person,
and then she answers them that way. The interesting thing
now is to find out that this is all because
of Ryan Reynolds. His company Maximum Effort, actually helped produce
the promotional spot and give them the idea to bring
(44:02):
in Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh really yeah, that's actually.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Pretty funny, being the ex of Chris Martin bringing her
on exactly.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The CEO that stepped down, you know, uh huh. He
should have got a raise that company. Now people know
about it.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
So true. True, I bet you at some point, even
if it's hush hush, there'd be some type of legal
thing where it's like, listen, I know that I had
to step down, but you're also making money off of you.
And if he's not doing that, he should. But I
didn't know that Ryan Reynolds had a marketing company, did
you know.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, he's got a bunch of companies he's got he's
got a lot of businesses.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
I knew that, but I didn't know that he like
specifically a marketing one.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
But if you think about it, he's someone who buys
a company almost like turns it around. It doesn't mean
very profitable, like that mobile one what was it mint
Mobile or something like.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
That, and the Gin company Aviation Gin.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Like he's say what you really did? But he's a businessman.
Yeah for sure. Okay, I want you to think about
the one night that you went out and you might
have partied a little too hard. You remember it, you
don't remember it, but she woke up with a souvenir. Ooh,
picture what that souvenir is? Huh, And see if it's
any better or worse than what this UK woman ended
(45:12):
up bringing home a sign, a cow, a seagull.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Oh, she got drunk and brought home a seagull.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeahw She got home and realized that at some point
in the night she had seen a seagull after being
at a pub, grabbed it, brought it home, and remembers
putting it on a blanket in her what she calls
her sitting room. The next day, she woke up and
the seagull is flying all around her house. So she
takes the bird to a vet and then it tests
(45:40):
positive for bird flu. Oh, so now the seagull is
free flying back where it should be because seagulls are
not pets. But then she had to go ahead and
end up disinfecting her entire home.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
You gotta be careful who you take home when you
get drunk. You could end up with the bird flu.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
I'm just even thinking about this. I remember one night
I went out in Chicago and it was snowing, and
I went out without a coat, and I came home
with a coat. Oh, and I didn't know whose it
was or where it came from. And then I felt
really bad, So I take it back to the club
to see if they were putting lost and found, but
for a moment, I stole somebody's coat. And lastly, there's
a TikToker who's facing real jail time over viral pranks.
(46:19):
Oh so there's this guy who's been going so hard
at becoming a viral sensation that his pranks have him
facing jail time. So some of these pranks included burglary,
criminal impersonation, criminal trespassuit I'm sorry. He showed up at
an auto repair show pretending to be a corporate manager
(46:41):
and disrupted the staff while they were trying to do business.
He pulled the same stunt at a fast food restaurant
where he was impersonating employees and disrupting the business.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
To do that where they say all you need is
confidence and you can get through anywhere, and people who
go straight to the back and start making their own
meal and no one stops him until are like, wait,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Want here, are you? If you're so confident, it's like
one of those whatever undercover bosses. Something.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
You can talk your way to almost anything if you
do it with enough confidence, and.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Until you get arrested here. Yeah, it made me think
of your pranks to you. Well, thankfully you have not
been arrested.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, the house robbing one yet.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
But it's like, if you're gonna do that, like ificially
rob a house, why post it online?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
That's just guys.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Come on, house, this is your prank, gonna go viral.
Don't post it.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
No, you'll see your mugshot online.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Give them a PSA victoria what you got? Guys?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Come on, they already get mad at us.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
We're saying like we're not a good like smart generation
because social media.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Let's not prove them right.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Robbing a house is not a prank. I didn't say
it was gen Z, but good assumption. No, but I
was gonna say it most likely is.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Or the one below us.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Doubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Okay, this is a little embarrassing of a winging A
want to tell somebody anyway, this is my secret.
Speaker 8 (48:13):
I quit my job two months ago.
Speaker 11 (48:15):
Yay for me.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
But the problem is I didn't tell my husband. Oh okay, yeah,
and so he doesn't know still since this day. And
so I just have been getting up every morning and
basically going to yoga, I know. I mean I always
threw my stuff in my bag anyway. So but then
(48:38):
the other part is I started I joined this website
called sugar Baby, and it's like you kind of date
older men, but you don't do anything, you know, physical,
You just spend time with them, and then they end
up giving you gifts.
Speaker 8 (48:56):
And like, I guess I'm really good at it because
I've been getting quite a lot.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Of you know, jewelry and stuff and then what I do,
I just resell it and that's been bringing in the
missing income actually a little bit more.
Speaker 8 (49:10):
But I didn't tell my husband.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Well, I mean, so you just switched careers, is still working,
she's getting money and stuff.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
Do you think you would see it like that?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
No? Absolutely not. Say what did you do before? Like,
what was your job before this job?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I was just a receptionist in a law firm, and.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
So very two different jobs, but now they're also not
really your networks are the same. And you're good at
making people feel good about themselves, whether you mean it
or not.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Exactly because everyone coming in a law firm that you
have to you know, you set the tone. So if
you make them laugh or you entertain them, you distract
them from like the inevitable doom they're about to face
totally sometimes, so I guess, yeah, I guess I did.
Learn serves me well with this sort of but what
would you call it? Demographic that now I'm dating and I'm.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Dating, well, thank you for telling us your little secret.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Yeah, okay, keep it, keep it quiet, you got.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
It, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
What's your dirty little secret,
Sure, you might be hot, but are you Mississippi hot? Whoa,
it's the Jewel Show. What exactly is Mississippi hot? Well,
we'll tell you in just a second, because the new
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find attractive.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So we'll tell you what weird things each state thinks
is sexy. Coming up right after this, it's the Jeble Show.
Do you want to be sexy? Yes, the Jewble Show. Well,
if you're at the gym all day watching your diet,
shooting botox in every orifice of your body, you might
be doing too much, because it turns out all you
might need to do is move Ooh, because the new
(00:39):
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find most attractive. Okay,
and we'll go over them right now so you can
see if you need to switch cities or not. Sweet,
But if you are in Alabama, Colorado, Mississippi, and North Dakotah,
to them, posture is the most sexy thing.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh. Y, interesting, I wonder if that comes from horseback riding,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like what, I don't know, it's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I just feel like those states like like to ride horses.
Everybody likes to ride horses, but I just feel like,
I don't know. Maybe it's just the way that you
hold yourself. I can ride a horse.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
An Alabama resident is quoted in the survey of saying,
if you stand up straight and look like you can
hold a church cast role without spilling it, I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And that's how you start to practice. You go ahead,
get that cast real dish, carry it around the house
until you standing up.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A new survey of each state and what they find
most attractive in a person. I also feel like a
man said that in Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, and New York
they find facial expressions the most attractive.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh, I can appreciate that personality.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What do you mean though, because I've been told I
am very expressive in my face, but what it takes
president expression is not cute.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But like you're making expressions though, so there's a story
to be told. I feel like that makes some time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
One Florida is quoted in the surveys saying, that little
twitch of your left eye when you lie, it's sexy.
I want my lover's shady and expressive.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
No rest for you. You gotta do something with it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What do people in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee
all find the most attractive trait? Voice tone?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Voice tone in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh, they all have strong accents. Oh maybe that's why. Yeah,
so maybe that's part of it. Because could you imagine
if you were saying something in that twang but it
was in the wrong key. Yeah, one see that hurt
your ears.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Tennessee resident in the survey said, you talk low and
slow like molasses in church. Mmmm, take me home.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Actually, I agree with that. That is something that is
going to just like hypnotize you.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We're going over a new survey that's going viral that
asks people in every state what they find most attractive.
And here are the most unconventional things that people find
attractive in each state.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm just picturing some guy whisperinging church. You want to
get a donut with me after mass?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Maybe get a lazed donuts?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like yes, and you take me? Donuts are always after
church anyway. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Kansas City, they find hand gestures to be the sexiest
thing in Kansas.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
What what's an example of the hand?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I guess talking with your hands, you know, just hand
gesturing with your hands when you talk.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Will you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do I chuse my hands a lot? So maybe I
should go there and move.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
To Yeah, do use your hands when you talk? Move
on over Kansas City. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Some Kansas residents says, she talks with her hands like
she's direct and invisible traffic and I'll drive into a
ditch watching it. I like the people that they surveyed
for this in their quotes. But if you have big,
bushy eyebrows, oh guess what you're in luck if you're
(04:20):
in Alaska, because in Alaska they love eyebrows. Apparently they
like the warmth.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Anything they can keep them warm. Good for you if
you got the bushy eyebrows upon a time.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
In New Jersey, they like shape and gaze of the eye.
Doesn't say what shape exactly they like, but that's what
they find the most sexy is the shape and the
gaze of the eye.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, so I guess it doesn't matter what shape you
are as long as.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You're like, just go creepily stare at somebody in New Jersey.
I guess, I guess it done. In West Virginia, the
hottest trait that they think people have is walking stride.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
That's a Nina thing.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh it is a me thing.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, you're big into the stride right the people walking in.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, the way that they walk, I like it a
little bowl laked, a little what it's like a little
bow lake it. I don't know how to explain it.
There's just this way that dudes walk into their butt,
like you know, it's like a.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Trying to show us with their hands.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes, the walk is something I find very attractive.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
One West Virginia residence says I saw a guy strut
like he owned the haller. I don't know what that means.
I left my boyfriend right then and there. I don't
know what that means. But what is the hauler? I'm
not sure. But if you walk like you own it,
apparently that's sexy in West Virginia. We're going over a
new survey that came out asking people what they find
(05:42):
most sexy in each state. In Vermont, their favorite thing
is crow's feet. Excuse me, yeah, soft wrinkles near the eye.
Oh oh, they like eye wrinkles in Vermont.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh I've actually heard a lot of guys say that, really, yes,
that they like the little eye wrinkles or the little
smile line. What is it eye wrinkle? It's like when
you smile like like big like this. You see my
lines right there? Crows feed. Yeah, you can get rid
of them with botox.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One Vermont resident was quoted as saying, if you smiled
enough to wrinkle your soul, come sit on my porch
and tell me all about your trauma. Oh so they
just like someone who's a little weathered and been through it,
been through a lot, captain.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Say it's another jewbile phone frame twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Hello, Hey, yeah, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm calling
from I was looking for Miranda, who unfortunately had her
TV delivered and it was broken. So I'll call them
the schedule to pick up for it.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, this is this is Miranda.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
What I want to know is.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Why the what is that?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What's so sorry? What is that like guitar sound? Oh
that's a guitar? Sorry about that. I'm working from home.
I'm working from home today, telecommutant. So okay, well, getting
a little distracted with things, yep, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
What put the guitar down.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Gotcha? Sorry about that. I realized I kind of tuned
out there. So what's the issue?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Well, the issue was that it's been a week and
a show a little over a week, and I was
told that someone would call me take care of this
problem with the TV that does not work.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A week there, Yes, sir, yep.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Sir, put the guitar down or you're gonna end up
wearing the guitar. This is not cute, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Sorry about that. Stay on task, that's what my.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Now it's now starting to become really clear why it's
taking you a week to call me.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh oh, well, I just got the news. I just
got the email today that I need to follow up.
So I don't know, you know, I don't know what's
going on with with our offices. I'm so sorry about that.
So what exactly was the issue? Again?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Well, the issue is the TV doesn't work, and the
issue V doesn't.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Word.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Dudey, tell me your name again.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Tell me your name again.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's Pete. Hell spell that for me, please, Pete.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Okay, what's your last name?
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Eakins.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I need to speak to a supervisor.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I need to speak to somebody else, because if I
speak to you much longer, I'm going to start saying
some things that I don't want to stay on recorded line.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know, how does that sound to you? I've been practicing,
but I just cannot seem to get this thing down.
You ever played practice guitar, play guitar or anything like
that you wanted?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Know how it sounds? It sounds like it sounds like
you're about to lose your job. So I need you
to get off this phone with me and get me
to somebody who has a lick of sense and no guitar.
All right, so listen, friend of mine, not my friend.
I need you to put the guitar down, like I said,
and I.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Need you tell me your name one more time.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I would need to make sure I've got it, because,
believe me, your manager is going to know your name.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
By the end of today.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's jeez. You know what is there any way I
can make this better with you? Maybe if I sing you.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Tell me no, you can tell me your name.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And then you can stop talking to me.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Those are the two things it is.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Pete Eakins, Wait a minute, eh.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Pete Pete Eagan's Petekins Peterkins, Yes, that's your name? Yes, broh,
what is your name is Peterkins?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
No, no, nobody's name is is this?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is this for real?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yes, it is. This is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband
sets you hot.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Oh he is the deadest man that it has ever
been dead.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
He said that you've got a broken TV and you've
been waiting for them to call you back and they
still haven't called me want to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Okay, thank god, because this guy's playing the guitar.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I'm like, what is actually happening right now?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like, oh my god, I was so mad.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Franks, give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day. But it's time
for Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Nintendo has just issued a statement on the relationship status
of Mario and Princess Peach.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
What oh what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Day? Said, Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and
help each other out whenever they can. Bro We're definitely
good friends, right like I'm gonna risk my life. Are
a really good friends?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I mean actually I probably would, but to save the
princess from the cast, they're more than friends.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh, he's not there more than friends. I mean, maybe
they're just taking a break or something.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh, maybe that is that there were relationship trouble. Maybe
that's all I'll trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
They're just friends.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, I guess when until Mario gets her again? Whoa
never mind, No, it says not even friends with benefits.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
That's a lie.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
No, that's what it's going to trying to.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Keep a PG. Come on, we know what's going on. Nintendo,
don't try.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
To fool us. I don't know why they did that,
because it just makes more sense and makes it more
exciting to think it's like a cute little couple like
or maybe not even a couple like Mario's. Like I'm
going to prove to her that. That's how I always
took it, Like Princess Peach and him weren't together, but
he was trying to try to wait to get and
trying to win her over. Maybe that is it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Maybe he's trying to win over, but she wasn't into
it because she likes Walluigi.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Who likes Walla Oigi? But anyways, someone out there for
she likes bad boys and that's how she keeps getting trapped.
I don't know. So, in case you were curious, Nintendo
has just cleared it up. Oh good, I'm glad the
losing sleep there. This is really interesting. Bill Gates says
tattoo will replace cell phones? Bro what so? Yeah, I
(12:04):
don't know. He believes that at some point smartphones are
going to become obsolete and that these little tattoos with
tiny subdermal sensors will serve as our main means of communication,
monitoring our health, and digital interaction. So they're going to
be able to access the Internet. There are gonna be
ways that you can communicate with other people.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Wait, I'm confused. How like a tattoo on.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You subdermal sensors. I don't know what's plant sort of, So.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You're just getting planted to where you can just like
it's a tattoo automatically.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Get all the information, like you can go onto Google.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, toying with this kind of stuff for a while. Now,
Like ways to put it in your body or on
your body that will like if you're going through the airport.
You can scan that instead of your passport, like it
says everything about you.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Basically, that makes sense, but I don't understand like going
to Google and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, they're trying to make it convenient, but it also
feels like it's just that they can track you even
more than they can I mean, they can track you
with your phones anyway. But I guess that would make
it harder to get kidnapped. I mean, like you'd be
tracked real fast. If it's just like my little tattoo,
I can't even get to my phone. Oh my gosh,
that would make it so hard for criminals. You'd be
so busted.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well yeah, but that's the other thing they're scared of.
If they do something like that and it has your
financial information, they're scared of criminals like cutting off your
hand or something like that in order.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
To get Oh my gosh, yeah, that's so scary eating.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
But what's funny is you technically need a device to
scan you.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
It's like you'll still need your phone.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't know, it might be another tattoo from somebody else.
Other leaders like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have also
echoed echoed similar views. But CEO, the Apple CEO, Tim Cook,
the Apple CEO. Anyway, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
He disagrees, but didn't we already all kind of agree
on that Apple's going downhill like nothing's new. I still
have an Apple phone, but nothing's really new every time
they come out.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So what you're saying is if Tim Cook disagrees, then
you disagree with Tim Cook because he's the CEO of Apple.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I think if Tim Cook is one that's gonna design it,
it's either gonna look like Apple and it's gonna be
like come out with the new version every year.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
That's gonna that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
But if you don't upgrade your tattoo or whatever, then
all of a sudden, it's gonna stop working. Yeah, randomly,
but it's not. They don't do that on purpose, but
it's just gonna happen that way.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We're just gonna be covered in tattoos because you gotta
get a new one every time.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You are up to be expensive too?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Do you have to pay for your tato?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Victoria is saying the Book of Revelation about the mark
of the Beast, bro what never mind?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That is crazy. That's what's trending. It's time to Catch
a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Only on the Jubil Show. Katie is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been married to
her husband for eight years. His name is Seth, but
now she thinks that something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Katie, Sorry,
you're going through this, but one of your hoves was
going on. Why do you think your husband is cheating?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't know if he's cheating or not.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
It's just this weird.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
We have a very good marriage, and we have I mean,
I guess you've had a handful of rough spots. I
mean over the course of eight Like, well, we were
together for eleven years, so a couple of years before
we got married, and so there's going to be some respot.
But I mean, you know, we we still went out.
You know, we were trying, we were having fun, we
were going to concerts and like, I don't know, we
(15:15):
like to bowl, and I don't know, I always looked
at us and thought of us as being like a
really strong couple, and I don't know, I guess in
the last couple of years we both just started to
work more and more. You know, I got this promotion,
and we're at work so much that I guess I
kind of got complacent.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
You know, maybe he did too.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You know, we get home and just eat dinner and
go to bed, and now he doesn't really want to
go out as much anymore, which I mean, all of this, in.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
My mind is kind of normal.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Like, you know, we've been together for a really long time,
and he's kind of a stereotypically kind of lazy dude,
and I like that about him. You know, I like
being comfy and cozy at home, but he does. You know,
he goes to see his friend Josh, but he's like
that's been one of his best friends since high school.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
And I don't think.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He could be the cheer types because he doesn't really want.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
To go out and do anything.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
But like I said, things have been different this last month.
So he's going over to Josh's place like twice as
much as he usually does, and I don't know, I'm
wondering what he's really doing at his house. I mean,
I've heard he's complained in the past about how Josh
was like he can get annoying after a while. And
I've hung out with Josh and set before, and he's
(16:32):
I can confirm that. Like, I don't know if we
met him now in real life, like would we be
would he be close friends with him?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's not like he's been friends with him since high
school and you know they've I respect that and I
admire that, and I see, you know, there's a lot
of love there for him.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
But like, I don't know, he's a boring dude and
he's kind of.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Annoying, and I can't I can't figure out what he's.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Doing over there twice as much as usual.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So that's one thing.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And then the other thing that's been this kind of
like huge change is that, all of a sudden, Seth
is a workout guy. I probably wouldn't have called you
guys if it wasn't for that. He's working out every
single day for several hours at a time. But I
don't think he's ever worked out since we first met.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
I'm just is he doing it to impress someone? Is
it someone at work? Like he's there a long time.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
This is not me, Like I'm not normally an insecure person.
I know that it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't call yourself insecure, even though it's like
you're noticing things are changing, and of course that's going
to set off an alarm in you. So that's not
even an insecurity.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And his appetite is less too now, like he says
he's not really very hungry when we have dinner, like
he had a big lunch or something like that, and that,
like there's never been a time where Seth hasn't wanted
like pizza or Friday, we usually get Mexican dinner, and
I don't know, he's just not finishing his plate, which
(18:04):
is again unusual. And I asked him about it, and
he just said he wanted to get back out of shape,
which again totally valid. I want to support him in that.
I don't want to deter him in any way. I'm
just nervous.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, and then if he's spending more time at the
boring Josh's house, maybe he's not actual daring Josh's house. Yeah,
I'm just curious is what triggered it? Maybe it's not
necessarily cheating. Maybe it's just he was inspired by something
I don't know. Hopefully he's not all right.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You already told us what grocery store. You guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and Bertinnaby from the grocery store
and say that every single month we choose one rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We'll see if he sends us to you or somebody else. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, we'll plays on come Back, get
your to catch a teeter next. Right in the middle
of to Catch a Teeter if you're just joining us,
(18:56):
Katie is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband Seth of eight years might be cheating. So in
a second we're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at,
and say that every single month we choose one lucky
Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our
full department, and he's this month's big winner. We'll see
if he sends those flowers to his wife, Katie or
someone else. But first, Katie, why don't you refresh everybody's
(19:18):
memory on what's going on.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, we've just drifted a little in the last couple
of years. We both work a lot, and in the
last couple of months he's totally changed. Suddenly he's going
over to his friend's house twice as much as usual
as the old high school buddy, who I think is
pretty boring.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
He's told me he's boring.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And the big thing that's worrying me is suddenly he's
working out every day, which is great. He's looking great,
but she's never been a workout guy. He's eating healthy.
It's just such a sudden shift, and I'm just worried.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay, you ready for us to call him? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards card member named Seth Seth. Hi,
(20:12):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling to actually tell you congratulations. Here this month's
big winner.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Okay, what did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our feroral department, absolutely
free on us to anybody that you want. You want
thirty six long same red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you want.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Hi, that's very cool, not bad.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So here's how it works. I can take down the
information in just a couple of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
That's fine, I'll fine. I actually have a little bit
of downtime, It's good.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
All I will need is the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Okay, same last names, money and Katie.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
And anything you'd like to put on a card.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Uh yeah, pretty roses for a pretty lady.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh that is I like that?
Speaker 10 (21:02):
Thanks? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So you e very ever cheat on your wife at all? Ever?
My name is Jubil and I lost the radio show.
It's called the Jebels Show.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Hi, whole shows here Amina, Hi, and I'm Victoria and your.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Wife Katie is actually on the phone listening to this.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
So this is kind of like a set up, the
seed of the cheating or something like that.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Like, yes, that's exactly what it is. We do a
segment called to Catch a Cheater, and Katie thought maybe
there might be something going on. So we were saying,
if we could catch you by who you'd send flowers to?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Kind of flowers, babe?
Speaker 8 (21:36):
What would you do this?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I'm sorry, I just didn't more what to do?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
You've been so different this last month. I mean, you're
not the same guy.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You just you're working out every single day for like
multiple hours at a time, and I don't know, I
just got in my head about stuff. I mean know
it just I asked you why, and you didn't give
me a raining, just said.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
You want to do any more healthy, which is valid.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But like just so sudden, and I don't know. You're
spending all this time over at Josh is like double
sometimes triple as much as you used to, and like
it's just a like, are you really there?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
It's crazy you think that I actually cheat cheat on you.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
It's pretty cute, but like.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Not really you thing I would cheat on you if
some like hot hot lady or not, that's not that's
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
He's definitely not.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
La.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
I love you.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't, But also I guess I should.
You should probably talk about it. Something kind of happened
to made me, uh kind.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Of look at my life where I am right now as.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
This is, uh, this is weird. So the reason I
haven't spend a lot of time with Josh and he
doesn't really want anybody to know, but you're kind of
forcing my hand in this. He's he's been diagnosed with cancer.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
I've been going with him to doctor visits and stuff,
you know, because he's not he doesn't live near his family,
and we just you know, we've been best friends for
a long time. And doctors are saying that it's totally
tradable and success rates are pretty pretty good, pretty pretty
responsive with how how early they caught it. But I
mean that's kind of what's going on with him, and
(23:23):
you know, he's he's Josh is really kind of secretive
in his life, and he's like, you know, don't tell anybody.
It's very embarrassing and everything. And I just didn't know
what to do. So I've just really been kind of
there for him as he's going through this so he
doesn't have to do it alone.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I had no idea.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm so I mean, wow, but what does that what
does that have to do with you? Like the working
out and the eating, I mean all that.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Honestly, it was when I saw the look in his
eyes when he first told me, you know, he couldn't
stop crying, and I it kind of freaked me out.
It kind of like made me think about my mortality
and everything. And I just as soon as I saw it,
I look in his eyes, I just decided. I was like,
you have to make sure that you're around for the people.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
You care about.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know, it wouldn't be good if you know he's
going to do this. And you know, I haven't been healthy.
I haven't been black blax and eating pizza. You know,
we always go out for Chinese, go out for Mexican
food and everything, and I'm just like, let me just
make sure that I'm here. Let me just make sure
that I'm around. So I really just wanted to be
(24:32):
healthier and just be here for him, be here for you,
be here for everybody that I care about, And uh,
you know, it just it sucked too, because I mean
I haven't worked out like this in years. But now
that I'm doing it and really focusing on the reasons
for doing it, it makes me start to enjoy it.
Like I kind of tricked my brain and just thinking
like you want to do this, and next thing, you know,
(24:53):
it's like, I do want to do this, and then
eating right kind of followed. I mean, I know, I
say I don't have an apathet. A lot of the times,
but I don't. I'm just trying to eat, eat a
little bit better.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
You know, Well, now it's terrible. Why didn't you just
tell me?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Why didn't you tell me any of those I would
have understood completely.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
I'm I'm a little to be honest, I'm a little
embarrassed about it too.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
I haven't you.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Know, I haven't done anything physical since way way before
the pandemic, and I just got used to that lack lifestyle.
You know, we just hang out, and we always just
kind of stay home and hang out, and we've just
been in that mode. And you know, when I josh
is health scare made me kind of realize that, you know,
that's not a way to live. It's just kind of
a way to just be. And I want to I
(25:44):
just want to do more. I just want to be
here and just have a better, healthier life and you know,
not make a noise every single time I've been over.
And honestly, I think that maybe I didn't tell you
because as Josh was going to this house trying to
respect his privacy, and then of the embarrassment from him
kind of like go overunder me, and I was like,
let me just you know, It's like, sometimes you're improving yourself,
(26:06):
you kind of want to hide from the world and
reappear as a better version of yourself. I should have
definitely told you, because you clearly thought I was you
care around for somebody.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I'm really I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Sorry about your friend man. But Katie, at least you
know now he's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, and I'm glad they caught it early. Everybody's got
this awakened need for wellness, and I think that's a
great thing.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Yeah, I mean I keep looking for a side piece though.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ok, well that happens. You know, you hear from us again.
There the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 12 (26:50):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I've worn dresses with high right cues.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
It's time for Americas favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for comedian Ronnie Chang and Hassamanaje. Tickets and
let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Jenna. What's up, Jenna?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
How are you I'm great crazy?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (27:18):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I am. I guess the Monday morning?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Right, yeah, you already get taken down?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Well you're not up?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I anything about that. I was like taken down, but
like like she's not like up yet.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So she's awake, So she's up.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Yeah, but I just thought about different.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Remember, ready to get put to sleep?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
How do you feel about Tuesdays?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Jenna? Yeah, you said Monday morning. Do you like Tuesday
morning as well?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
No, I'm not a big morning fan in general.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Und All right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and here's
how the game's played, Jenna. While she's leaving, you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, are
you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? I'm saying what
shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Path.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What is the name of the scientist who proposed the
heliocentric model of the Solar system? These are so hard.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
What country is the largest by land area that is
entirely in Europe?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Germany?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
What US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation?
Speaker 10 (28:50):
Washington?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
God that't bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna,
here's a question for you. If you came with a
warning label, what would it say, Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Watch out for laugh, watch out for laughs. Okay, yeah, I've.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Been told that I have a very loud laugh.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Oh, watch out for laugh for the laughs. Okay, yeah, laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Victoria, if you came with a warning label, what would
it say, Oh, I.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Feel like it?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Would you say?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself, which may
like cause you a trip on yourself, may cause frustration?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Right, yeah, that's try too.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and you have to be meet Jenna outright
to win, and Jenna, you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Okay, who discovered the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, I don't know a pass which Shakespeare play features
the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Who, Yeah, I don't know, pass what is the.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Name of the science you propose the heliocentric model of
the solar system. These are ridiculous. Seriously, these are ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
I don't know Newton.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
What country is the largest by land area that is
entirely in Europe? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I'm gonna try what.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
US president signed the Emancipation Proclamation?
Speaker 8 (30:15):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Wait, wait, oh my gosh, three.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Wait oh wait, wait, wait wa wait to say.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
A President Lincoln.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Gabby Victoria got one correct. It's the Lincoln.
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ty go see you. So you beat Victoria and you
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Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right, ones, you're super hard to pronounce too, So
let's see how this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is
the one that discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet
is the Shakespeare play that features Rosenkranz and Guildenstern. Nicholas
Copernicus is the scientist who propose the helio centric model
(31:13):
of the solar system. I've heard that, why do you like?
Why would you know that the country that's the largest
by land area that's entirely in Europe is Ukraine. And
then the US president that signed the Emancipation Proclamation is
Abraham Link.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, yes, Jenna, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yep, have a great day.
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Speaker 1 (32:06):
Ruby is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jordan's.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Ruby, how long has it
been since you heard from Jordan?
Speaker 9 (32:19):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (32:19):
It's been nine days?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh okay? How many times have you tried to reach
out to him?
Speaker 9 (32:26):
So I did a double text and I sent one
Instagram reel?
Speaker 8 (32:30):
Okay, yeah, that last text was two days ago.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
So you didn't make the reel.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
I just sent like a top gun, like real, like
a jet reel. So I said, like, oh, still feeling
the need for speed?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So oh yeah, Well I'm sure that's an inside joke somewhere.
So questions, Well, I don't can tell us about your date.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Ruby, Yeah, it was an incredible date. We went to
an aviation museum, uh oh and big top gun fan
and so oh okay.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Yeah it was my idea.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
And he even did that quote he said, like I
feel the need for speed in front of me with
the jets, and it felt perfect.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's like the fantasy.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
Yeah, it was like kind of my dream day honestly.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Like we grabbed burgers after two and then we talked
about our childhoods for like two hours maybe, and he
told me about how he built model planes with his grandpa.
I guess I'm confused why, Like, I don't know why
he's not talking like texting me. But we also kissed
in the parking lot and he really kissed me.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Okay, yeah, so it's like a good kiss. But you
don't know why he's ghosting?
Speaker 9 (33:48):
Yes, Like why would you kiss me and start to
ghost me? It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Is there anything you can think of that would be
something that happened on the date that was awkward?
Speaker 8 (33:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Maybe I like talked about like my hedgehog that passed.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Away during COVID.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
I showed him a picture, right, it's the earn of
my hedgehog. She's a little tiny pick, like a tiny
and pink. Or maybe I asked him any questions about
his grandpa.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (34:18):
I was just curious, Like I didn't mean to make
a therapy or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What why do you think the hedgehog would be a
reason you wouldn't call you back?
Speaker 9 (34:26):
I just felt pretty emotional when I showed it to him,
Like I started to cry because it really was a
good she was really a good emotional support for me, Like.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, maybe this was a hymn thing. You know how
some people get really overwhelmed by other people's emotions and
if you're somebody that can't really like carry your emotions
like well or you it's too much. I don't know,
like maybe he really liked you, but then it was
like I don't know how to express myself.
Speaker 9 (34:52):
I hope he's like in an act, like he got
into an accident. He's in the hospital, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Like, oka, he just had a really good reason.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I get where you're going is I don't know?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, Ruby, Well we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second
date if you still want one. Okay, yes, all right,
we'll get your first date follow up next. Right in
the middle of your first date follow up and if
you're just joining us, Ruby is on the phone and
(35:25):
she's getting ghosted by Jordan. So we're about to call
Jordan and see if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger
and maybe get her a second date. But before we
do that, Ruby, why don't you break down your situation
again for us real quick?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (35:37):
Yeah, So I went on an amazing date and it's
been nine days since he hasn't texted me back.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
And we went to an aviation museum. We had a
great time.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
He kissed me, like really hard, and oh yeah, I
think I overshared about bubbles my hedgehogs who passed away.
And yeah, maybe I scared him. I having like big emotions.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
I think he might be in the hospital or an action,
because I honestly he really.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Led me on.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Okay, well I hope not. Are you ready for us
to call him?
Speaker 9 (36:13):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:13):
But I guess we have to do it all right?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Hello, Hi, man speaks to Jordan.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
Please uh speaking?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Hey Jordan, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi Jordan, I'mnina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubell.
Speaker 8 (36:40):
What is how many people? What is this party?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
There's three people on the phone. It's a radio show
called the Jewel Show. Have you ever listened to us?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
I think I have. Actually, I just don't know why
you're calling me. Now.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Well, we're calling you because we do a segment on
the show called the first Date follow Up, and what
that is is if you go on a date with
somebody and then end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
Oh no, okay, it's Ruby, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yes, it is Ruby. Congratulations. Do you mind telling us
why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 11 (37:21):
I don't know. It just it's we had one nice
date that it.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Got a little weird.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
What happened.
Speaker 11 (37:28):
The date was awesome actually, but Ruby's awesome. She's smart, funny,
definitely interesting. But then she she told.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Me about her dead hedgehogs.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
Within twenty minutes of meeting me and cried, like real tears.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Right, Yeah, we talked to her about your day. She
did tell us that part. She thought that might be
one of the reasons.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
We found that kind of hard to believe because it
just feels a little bit you know, harsh.
Speaker 11 (37:54):
Well, yeah, I mean I didn't want it to be
a big thing, but you kind of made it a
big thing.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Like, I mean, she really cried.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Did you comfort her?
Speaker 8 (38:05):
I mean I tried, but it was just.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
A little overwhelming for me, so we finished out the
date and that this seemed like enough for me.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
It is the sign that might not be the best
to come.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
The hedgehog thing, that's it.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
Yeah, well, you know what, it's not even just that.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
She she also at one point showed me this, this
little picture on her key chain on an urn for
the hedgehog.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
It was really a lot but the hedgehog.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay, so there's a lot of hedgehog.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Memorial for hedgehog. It was a lot of hedgehog, a
lot of hears, a lot of hedhogs.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us why you're
a ghostinger. Now, Jordan, I'll let you know that Ruby
is on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Uh, yeah, hid is Ruby. How are you Ruby? You've
been ghosting me, haven't you.
Speaker 11 (39:09):
Yeah, I mean you've been listening in so I guess
you just heard that.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Wow, you are a jerk, and you're ghosting me because
of bubbles. You seem to have like run away from
commitment or any like issues that require depths.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
It seems.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Yeah, it's like you never had a pet, or you've
never felt deep emotion for something for anybody.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Okay, I mean this hold on. This is a lot.
This is what I mean. This is a lot. This
was a first day and it's not even because of Bubbles.
It's because you told me about.
Speaker 11 (39:43):
Bubbles being dead within twenty minutes of meeting me, and
then you cried about it for another twenty minutes, and
it's like you wanted me to cry too. It's just
I mean, come on, it's it's a lot on date one.
So okay, I'm so sorry for having a heart. I
guess you should have talk about something more superficial, like
crypto or like sports injuries.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
I guess I really thought.
Speaker 9 (40:06):
You were someone else, but like it seems like you're
showing me that you really are just like shallow.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
I mean you kind of should be a little lighter
on the first meeting.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
I mean, we're the point of dating is like what marriage, right,
So like we're supposed to jump in, dive in pretty deep,
not in.
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Twenty minutes of meeting someone. And then that means me saying, well,
how much deeper is it gonna go?
Speaker 8 (40:31):
Crying about a helog?
Speaker 9 (40:33):
You're counting the time when you meet someone on a date, like, oh,
there's a time where twenty minutes that's when she cried, Oh, yeah,
but why did you kiss me after?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Why did you leave me on like that? Huh?
Speaker 11 (40:45):
I mean I guess I just kind of felt bad.
It's I mean, you've been like mourning this hedgehog for.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Years and oh, oh my god, you are my first kid. Whoa, Yeah,
that was my first kiss, Jordan.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Oh, I can't believe you ruined my dream.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
I was like my first kiss that was supposed to
be with my my so many or something, but you
did it because of my pet that guy.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
So I didn't know that.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
I mean, I would have guessed the first kiss would
have been aheadhog.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Honestly.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh, I just can't believe that.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Oh, it's it's okay, it's all. We all go through things.
It gets better, it'll be He'll be fine.
Speaker 11 (41:35):
I didn't know it was your first kiss, and I
am sorry I ruined that moment for you.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
You just don't ever do that to a girl again.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Ruby. Thinking about it like this, how many people actually
end up with the person that they kiss for the
first time, Like they're very first kiss, Like, who's with
that person?
Speaker 8 (41:52):
I just wanted mine to be special. I was been
waiting for years for this moment, you know, like I'm.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
Oh, wait, hold on wait, And then I thought that
you've had boys friends before.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
Yeah, well I may have cuddled with them, but I've
never kissed them.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Well, we talked a little about this. I thought it
was more than just cuddling. I sucked with six people,
but I've never kissed them.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Well, oh oh why not?
Speaker 9 (42:19):
Because I was trying to save it for my soulmates
and Jordan kissed me. So now I really have to
rethink my life is honestly.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
Yeah, I mean maybe you should have started with the
kiss and then saved the other stuff for this soul mate.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
One way to do it.
Speaker 9 (42:38):
Yeah, well not your opinion, but you really ruined my kiss,
So off Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
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Speaker 3 (42:58):
Tech company Astronomer is really taking its moment in running
with it. They just released a brand new ad over
the weekend, and who they chose as their spokesperson is
actually kind of an interesting choice and genius. It's Gwyneth Paltrow. Hi,
I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 12 (43:13):
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employees at Astronomer.
Speaker 11 (43:19):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (43:19):
Astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over the last
few days and they wanted me to answer the most
common ones.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
On the screen, it pops up like what the astronomer
is the best costano patche.
Speaker 12 (43:31):
Is so unifying the experience of running data mL and
AI pipelines at scale. We've been thrilled so many people
have a newfound interest in data workflow automation.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
So that she goes through it and on basically about
the company, but on the screen pops up all the
questions that we've had, like what happens to the HR person,
and then she answers them that way. The interesting thing
now is to find out that this is all because
of Ryan Reynolds. His company Maximum Effort, actually helped produce
the promotional spot and give them the idea to bring
(44:02):
in Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh really yeah, that's actually.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Pretty funny, being the ex of Chris Martin bringing her
on exactly.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The CEO that stepped down, you know, uh huh. He
should have got a raise that company. Now people know
about it.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
So true. True, I bet you at some point, even
if it's hush hush, there'd be some type of legal
thing where it's like, listen, I know that I had
to step down, but you're also making money off of you.
And if he's not doing that, he should. But I
didn't know that Ryan Reynolds had a marketing company, did
you know.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, he's got a bunch of companies he's got he's
got a lot of businesses.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
I knew that, but I didn't know that he like
specifically a marketing one.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
But if you think about it, he's someone who buys
a company almost like turns it around. It doesn't mean
very profitable, like that mobile one what was it mint
Mobile or something like.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
That, and the Gin company Aviation Gin.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Like he's say what you really did? But he's a businessman.
Yeah for sure. Okay, I want you to think about
the one night that you went out and you might
have partied a little too hard. You remember it, you
don't remember it, but she woke up with a souvenir. Ooh,
picture what that souvenir is? Huh, And see if it's
any better or worse than what this UK woman ended
(45:12):
up bringing home a sign, a cow, a seagull.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Oh, she got drunk and brought home a seagull.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeahw She got home and realized that at some point
in the night she had seen a seagull after being
at a pub, grabbed it, brought it home, and remembers
putting it on a blanket in her what she calls
her sitting room. The next day, she woke up and
the seagull is flying all around her house. So she
takes the bird to a vet and then it tests
(45:40):
positive for bird flu. Oh, so now the seagull is
free flying back where it should be because seagulls are
not pets. But then she had to go ahead and
end up disinfecting her entire home.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
You gotta be careful who you take home when you
get drunk. You could end up with the bird flu.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
I'm just even thinking about this. I remember one night
I went out in Chicago and it was snowing, and
I went out without a coat, and I came home
with a coat. Oh, and I didn't know whose it
was or where it came from. And then I felt
really bad, So I take it back to the club
to see if they were putting lost and found, but
for a moment, I stole somebody's coat. And lastly, there's
a TikToker who's facing real jail time over viral pranks.
(46:19):
Oh so there's this guy who's been going so hard
at becoming a viral sensation that his pranks have him
facing jail time. So some of these pranks included burglary,
criminal impersonation, criminal trespassuit I'm sorry. He showed up at
an auto repair show pretending to be a corporate manager
(46:41):
and disrupted the staff while they were trying to do business.
He pulled the same stunt at a fast food restaurant
where he was impersonating employees and disrupting the business.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
To do that where they say all you need is
confidence and you can get through anywhere, and people who
go straight to the back and start making their own
meal and no one stops him until are like, wait,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Want here, are you? If you're so confident, it's like
one of those whatever undercover bosses. Something.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
You can talk your way to almost anything if you
do it with enough confidence, and.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Until you get arrested here. Yeah, it made me think
of your pranks to you. Well, thankfully you have not
been arrested.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, the house robbing one yet.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
But it's like, if you're gonna do that, like ificially
rob a house, why post it online?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
That's just guys.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Come on, house, this is your prank, gonna go viral.
Don't post it.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
No, you'll see your mugshot online.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Give them a PSA victoria what you got? Guys?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Come on, they already get mad at us.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
We're saying like we're not a good like smart generation
because social media.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Let's not prove them right.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Robbing a house is not a prank. I didn't say
it was gen Z, but good assumption. No, but I
was gonna say it most likely is.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Or the one below us.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Doubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Okay, this is a little embarrassing of a winging A
want to tell somebody anyway, this is my secret.
Speaker 8 (48:13):
I quit my job two months ago.
Speaker 11 (48:15):
Yay for me.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
But the problem is I didn't tell my husband. Oh okay, yeah,
and so he doesn't know still since this day. And
so I just have been getting up every morning and
basically going to yoga, I know. I mean I always
threw my stuff in my bag anyway. So but then
(48:38):
the other part is I started I joined this website
called sugar Baby, and it's like you kind of date
older men, but you don't do anything, you know, physical,
You just spend time with them, and then they end
up giving you gifts.
Speaker 8 (48:56):
And like, I guess I'm really good at it because
I've been getting quite a lot.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Of you know, jewelry and stuff and then what I do,
I just resell it and that's been bringing in the
missing income actually a little bit more.
Speaker 8 (49:10):
But I didn't tell my husband.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Well, I mean, so you just switched careers, is still working,
she's getting money and stuff.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
Do you think you would see it like that?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
No? Absolutely not. Say what did you do before? Like,
what was your job before this job?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I was just a receptionist in a law firm, and.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
So very two different jobs, but now they're also not
really your networks are the same. And you're good at
making people feel good about themselves, whether you mean it
or not.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Exactly because everyone coming in a law firm that you
have to you know, you set the tone. So if
you make them laugh or you entertain them, you distract
them from like the inevitable doom they're about to face
totally sometimes, so I guess, yeah, I guess I did.
Learn serves me well with this sort of but what
would you call it? Demographic that now I'm dating and I'm.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Dating, well, thank you for telling us your little secret.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Yeah, okay, keep it, keep it quiet, you got.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
It, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
What's your dirty little secret,
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