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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird, It's a double show. We live
in a society where on the daily you're confronted with
people telling you how we need to be more inclusive
and allow people to be whatever they want. Except those
same people who say that will literally identify themselves with
a label that is so specific and exclusive that you
can be canceled for accidentally calling them something else. So no,
(00:21):
it's like, hey, I didn't know that Cydian Accounting identifies
as an Alaskan king crab. We live in Kentucky. No, stop,
still doesn't matter. You get fired, and the person who
doesn't care about labels continues to be angry because she
lives in Kentucky and demands to be identified as an
Alaskan king crab.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's confusing and dealing with all of the oxymorons in
today's society is hard.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I bring it up because one person is suing their
company for a ridiculous reason and it all has to
do with what they call themselves, So we'll go over
it right after this. It's the double show, Oh America Show,
the Land of the Freeish and the Home of the Brave.
If you're on the internet, and anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
In America. Let's just call it what it is. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We've been on top of the world for a long time.
And you know what happens when someone is always winning,
They get a little whiny. And America is full of whiners.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We know that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And if you need proof of that, one American woman
is making international headlines this morning because of the ridiculous
reason that she's suing her company company.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Me too, sometimes it's valid, but I'm saying it's always
a story no matter what.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, we'll tell you exactly what the lawsuit is about
in just a second, but to give you specifics if
you didn't know, gen Z women prefer to have titles
for their summers, right, okay, trend Okay, So, according to
(01:55):
seventy four percent of gen Z and millennial women, they
have a summer vibe.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I like a summer chas, I'm here for that, so
insert whatever summer.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yes, this summer. Two percent say they are Grandma core
gals okay, to enjoy cozy, vintage inspired simplicity, and they
think indulgent and comforting food flavors best reflect their vibe. Okay, so,
and some party meals like barbecue seafood, boils and iced teeth.
That's a Grandma core gal So I like the food.
(02:29):
If you're having a Grandma core summer, that's what you
prefer to be called. It's a Grandma core gag. We're
about to tell you about an ridiculous lawsuit that a
woman has against her company that's making international headlines. But
first we're just giving you a little bit of information.
Twenty four percent of gen Z and millennial women say
they are coastal cowgirls. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So if you're having a coastal.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
If you're having a coastal cowgirl summer, like, why can't
you just have a summer and just do what you want?
But it's got to be called some things. So I'm
up a coastal cowgirl summer. You love mixing beachy vibes
with Western rustic elements. They treat themselves to summary drinks,
love pool days, and host the most gatherings themed around
(03:14):
their aesthetic.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The cowgirl brunts there, but this isn't just a pool party.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's a coastal cowgirl part. I like the theme, so
I know what to wear to certain events.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Seventeen percent of millennial and gen Z. Women say they're.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Plates, princesses, amen who take towards wellness and daily routines.
They're most likely to plan their outfits to match their aesthetic,
read the most books, I don't see that the most,
I don't exercise the most, and are most likely to
offer clean, wellness focused options like green smoothies and macha.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I do love that. That's a summer vibe and not just
all life whole life.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's just like summer, Like I can't keep that up.
All your ground get cozy.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You got to switch it up a little bit, because
like right now, hear all of that. I'm a little
bit of all three. But you know, if you just
pick one to stick with it for a couple months,
then you switch it up and like give me the
biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We're still about to tell you about this lassuit that's
making international headlines. A woman is sewing company for a
ridiculous reason. We'll tell you in a second. Fourteen percent
say that they are tomato girls.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What what is a tomato girl? I think I like
that stay sunburn.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's a woman who embraces a romantic aesthetic. Oh and
all things Mediterranean inspired.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Okay, yes, I'll be a tomato girl. Did you also
know that the tomato martini is replacing the pickle martini?
So tomatoes are really having a moment this time.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is having a good summer?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Can I admit as a non world traveler? I wish
I was, but I haven't. I've only been out the
United States, just north and south there across those little lines.
I don't really know what people say when they meet.
When they say Mediterranean, I don't know what they mean.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
It's like it is that lemons and olives and like
green and fresh and.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Because peter a lot, and I'm like, yeah, okay, a
Greek salad O great?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Pretty much it? Yeah, okay, Greek stuff. Okay, yeah, thank.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You for helping me out there. It's been a whole
life without knowing that the tomato.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Girl is most likely to always photograph and post their
food and drink picks on social media and prefer bright,
juicy and fresh flavors.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, that's my new definition format girl exciting.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I guess to have a label for your summer.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I didn't know. I was just going with hot pink,
but I prefer tomato.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, a woman who works at a company in Tennessee
is making international headlines because in her email signature she
took out her title and put coastal cowgirl.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, And her.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Company asked if she could not use coastal cowgirl because
nobody knows what that means.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Wait, like where can you just tell me? So she's like, bye,
my name's like.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Shannon blah blah blah coastal and then the company's name. Yeah,
And the company has her to not have Coastal Calgirl
in her email title, and now she's suing them for
two point five million dollars.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yes, the.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Idea if you sign off a work email coastal cowgirl,
you kind of start sounding a little s.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Forty, you know what. They should actually let her keep
that some really you know, rich businessmen who are like,
all right, coast Calgary. Yeah, see what kind of industry
it is? It doesn't say what kind of hr proper
marketing market these days.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
She says that they're not allowing her to identify as
what you would like to identify as a crystal cowgirl.
She's screw suing them for discriminations.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Five million dollars. The crazy part is she might like
have a cake, Oh come on.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You have a title at the company, it's probably in
the policy to put your signature a certain ways.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Spread joy for discrimination. I'm about to take girl.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You know the juice that works on the show. Exactly.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame, say Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Hello, I'm excited to meet you tomorrow and to find
the problem.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yes, this is Eric.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Yeah, this is hello Eric, and.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
My name is Tuniper. Then I'm calling from plumbing and
I'm calling to confer market together tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Oh okay, I have an employment tomorrow for my pipes.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yes, that's the get together that I'm speaking of. I'm
excited to work on your pipes.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Oh okay, that's that's kind of strange.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
About you feel like I.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Know them very well. That's what I feel like.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
I already know your pipes very well. I've been learning
a lot about your house and the blueprints for where
all the pipes go and where the clogs might be happening,
because it sounds like your pipes are getting clogged and
you have no idea.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Why is that correct?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yes, I thought i'd explained that. My name is Juniper
and I'm calling from plumbing. And I'll be the one
handling your pipes tomorrow, you.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Said, Juniper, Yes, what the hell, it's a pleasure to
meet Eric.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
I okay, yeah, I do have an appointment tomorrow my pipes.
But sounds a very strange, man.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't know what sounds strange about it. I'm just
calling to confirm that I will be the one that
will be assisting in the removal of whatever is clogged
up your pipes in your house.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Okay, have you been to this house thet or what
have you been talking about, like you know the blueprint
of the house there.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Yes, I'm very passionate about my job, Eric, very passionate. Okay,
this appointment has been scheduled for a week now, and
I've been doing all kinds of reconnaissance and homework to
figure out where the problem might be so that the
appointment goes as quick as possible and I can get
you all ready to go and flushing freely in no time.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Okay, this sounds crazy. I had an appointment about a
week ago. I've ad when to come out. Nobody has come.
And you're saying that you've been studying my.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Place and you've done enough reconnaissance now to feel like
I can effectively find the problem and rid you of
the nastiness citizen in your house.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's causing your due.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
That sounds so crazy right now, I can't even believe
that I'm getting this call. The things that are backing
up in this pipes are starting to smell.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yes, I know, I've smelled it. It's very very ransoid.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
It smells almost like something is decomposing.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Oh boy, how did you smell it?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
What did I say? I smelled it?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I meant I was reading the description that you gave
to the person.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
You said you smelled it. How did you smell it?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
I well, I was doing some reconnaissance and I noticed
just a little bit of homework on your pipes.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Is all.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Just a little bit of reconnaissance, and I was able
to smell the smell.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It was when you went.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
To the bathroom the other day at two o'clock in
the morning, around two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Okay, no, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
When it was. So I think it might be.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Coming from the bathroom that's in the master suite, because
that's where I heard the four steps when the flushed
my bathroom underneath I've been living, I've been staying under
your house for a week listening.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
To the pipes.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
No, you have not that, just to see if I'm
gonna call the week.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I hope you know that. Eric.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend. Charlotte set you up.
It's a joke. She said that you I've been having
trouble with your pipes and you have a plumber scheduled
for tomorrow and she wanted to freak you out. Wake
up every morning with jubile phone Franks, It's time for Nina.
(12:12):
Is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
If you have a favorite teacher, now's the time to
prove it. How much of a favorite are they? Iheartradios
think a teacher is going on? So why not try
to get that favorite teacher five thousand dollars as they
prepare for the new school year. So this has to
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So good luck to our teachers because we love them.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Now, if you're wondering.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Why you're so broke, can you ask yourself if you
just spent eighty dollars on a popcorn bucket. I didn't
because a lot of people people did. Because the brand
new Fantastic four Galactus popcorn bucket is completely sold out
and and it it has set againness world record.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh really? So yeah, So this.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Pop corn bucket is the head of the movie's villain,
the Galactus person, and it lights up. It's twenty inches wide,
seventeen point five inches high, and holds three hundred and
forty one ounces of popcorn.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's the largest one hundred and forty one ounces, a
lot of power. That's the most American thing I've ever
heard fried and that it would really.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Be Oh my gosh, pre order for the next batch.
Can you imagine spending eighty dollars? I just I hope
that the reason why we're spending so much money on
these popcorn buckets is because they're going to be collector's items.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, My question is, does the eighty dollars include the popcorner?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I think so, because actually might be a deal.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, at that point, I don't know how much three
and fifty ounces is.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah, that's true too. Either way, eighty dollars for all
of that feels like a lot. But if you have
it congrats because a lot of people still want it.
Google has been ordered to pay a naked man from
our Entina. So this guy was trying to just you know,
get some son in his backyard, naked, six foot walls
(14:09):
all around his yard.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh no, Google Maps.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
They got him, got a little moment. They were able
to capture his.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Buns, super guy and ended up being.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
So bad though that like all the local news wanted
to cover him. Social media was like posting all these pictures.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Did all the right things, put up a huge wall,
naked in the backyard, and then.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
They how's your six foot fence still not going to
protect you from the Google Maps saying let's.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Wear some paparazzi. I always love it.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't know if you've seen these or not, but
on I've went in a whole rabbit hole the other
day of people trying to stage things for Google Maps.
So like the Google Map cars driving down and you
see them setting it up and stuff, and then it
looks like someone just murdering someone, or it looks like
people are in a fight, or it looks like because
they all the Google car is going to drive bys.
I don't know how I'd love to know how do
(15:03):
you find out when the Google car?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I just I'll see them every once in a while.
I'm like, man, I should do something.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I know how you know there's an actual like.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's a big Google car with a
big it's like the ball on top of it. It's
got like camera, hundreds of cameras on it and drives
around street view.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Can you request it show up? That would be so fun.
We go to your wedding or something.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I live there. And if you've been wondering if those
five fingers shoes five finger tow shoes were a good
thing or not, Planet Fitness says they're not because if
you wear them there you will get kicked out.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Planet Fitness is for wearing the toe shoes. It's nice.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You can eat pizza and have the buffet at Planet
Fitness your workout. You wear tow shoes, you're out of here.
We do judge.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I'm just gonna say it's no judgment, but this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Everybody's got their limits.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They say specifically, why.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
No, They said, oh, it says the online policy prohibits
open toed shoes and sandals. Well they're not open toed.
They're not specifically, Yeah, I think they're just offended by
the toe. A lot of people get offended by the
toes in those I wonder if the.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Open toe policy though, in general that like the spirit
of that is, so you don't get a toe snagged
on something, yeah, drop your card. Yeah, And so if
that's the case, then they need to change it to
a no toe snaggy type shoes.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
But also it would hurt if you drop it on
a regular regular yeah, So enter at your own wrist.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that is what's dreading.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
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Speaker 1 (16:49):
Damon is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Hazel.
So we're gonna call her in a few minutes and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting her and
maybe get him another date if he's still once one.
But first Damon was, man, how long has it been
since you heard from Hazel?
Speaker 9 (17:04):
It's been a week. It's almost like six days, not
since I heard a farma. Okay, yeah, Hazel we met
on Instagram. One of her paintings came up on my
full you page and I slid in her DM. You know,
I saw the.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Paintings and that went on her page. Saw her he's
a very beautiful woman. So sit her DMS and inquired
about a few paintings for an event that I was
going to have.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You slid into her DMS.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
But you didn't tell her straight up it was because
you thought she was pretty.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
No, you know, you know, I wanted to see if
you would respond first, so you know, I kind of
just asked for a couple of pictures, some painting to
hold at my event, you know, just for some aesthetics.
But unfortunately the event never happened. But that didn't stop me,
you know, it didn't stop me from asking her out.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You had a legit event, though you didn't make up
an event.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
Just yeah, no, it just it didn't happen.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
It wasn't able to happen because the schedule of conflict
with the building.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
I had to cancel it.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
After tesseling it, you know, I still reached out to
Hazel and still she wanted to go out, and she agreed,
so we went to She mentioned some about the painting
step she wanted to like. She said, she wanted to
see how how I could handle a paintbrush and you know,
but we ended up going to get Pisa next door
(18:33):
through the painting step and there it was a great evening.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
You know, we was touching, she you know, laughing, choking,
and I think so once the end.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
The piece was making her stick. So I called her
uber you know, to get her home. We kissed, we
you know, last she said she had.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
A great time with me.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
I text her and I haven't heard nothing back in
six days now, so I'm kind of like wow. And
so I was just trying to see watch the ghost
of me, though I think it might have been because
you know, I got a little anger issue and the
young man.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
At the pizza shop, I kind.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Of had to yell at him what because he you know,
he just couldn't get the order right, and so I
got a little frustrated and.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Kind of yelled at him. But I hope that Hazel
didn't see.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That when you say he kind of yelled at him,
like how bad? Like how big was the yelling?
Speaker 9 (19:31):
I popped off for a little bit, you know, I popped.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
Off a little bit on him to get his act together.
And it was only pizza that he was he was
taking an order for, so you know, but you know,
I kind of lost, and I feel like that might
be the reason because I kind of lost my last
relationship because of that.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's kind of alarming, especially on a first date.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
I think he was high, you know, lazy eyes, eyes
just red, you know, a little sloopy.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
So I'm like, you know, I gat the to fit
out of doubt though.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Because I'm like, okay, it's ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
She probably was tired, but I don't know, you know,
but you probably would have probably was high, Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I mean, how did she react after you, you know,
hopped off.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Yeah, well I don't I don't know if she really
seen it, because we sat down right after and ate.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Like I say, the night ended great.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
We kissed after before she got her uler. She said
she had a great time, and like I said, text
her and I haven't heard nothing for six days now, okay.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Probably not something that I would think that not heard
from a person for six days after a night like that.
I mean, she really thought this was the one.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I mean, she could have been buzzed, she could have
needed the pizza to absorb it. She could have just
wanted to get out of there. I hope not for
your sake.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
But yeah, I mean, well we'll see, man, We'll play
a song and then come back and call her and
see she'll tell us and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, man, great,
all right, man, plus song, come back and get your
first ad. Follow up next in the middle of your
first day follow up if you're just joining us, Damon
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a
(21:06):
woman named Hazel.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He said that he had a great date with her
and he doesn't know why. So we're about to call
her in a second see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But
before we do that, Damon, why don't you catch us
up on your date with Hazel.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Yeah? Man, so the date was great. I met Hazel
on Instagram. He I saw my FU page, reached out
to her about some paintings for an event that never
really happened for me, but we still ended up going
out to us painting fip and when it got some pizza,
the night was going great.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
You know, I had to pop.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Off a little bit, got a.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
Little angry at the waiter for you know, he's seen, you.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Know, indeedriated, so you know, It was really frustrating, but
like I said, the date ended very well. We embraced,
we gave each other a kiss, and you know, ordered
uber and made sure she got home safely.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
But I just hadn't hear it from it. Sixth day.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, man, well we're gonna call all right now, so
you should tell us. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes, sir? Allrre we go?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Hello, I may speak to Hazel please.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:15):
This is she.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hey, Hazel, how are you? My name is Jeubel and
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Gangs all here, Hazel, my name's what? My name's Nina
also on this show, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, we do a thing on our show. It's called
the First eight follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to call
you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from a dude named Damon.
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Oh yeah, this is like my worst nightmare right now,
you guys, I swear I've been thinking about this for
days and days.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
The worst time we're talking to us.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
No no.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
First of all, I feel terrible. I really didn't mean
to like let it go on for so long. I
guess it has been almost a week now. I guess
it is ghosting.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I was going to say, like that seems.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Like too strong of a turn back, but honestly, all
I've been trying to do is is kind of like
work my own uh like feelings out about this. I guess, yeah, Okay,
so I have I have a thing. It's called misceiphonia.
Do you guys know missiphonia. It's the sensitivity to to
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sounds okay and and uh like auditory stimuli, and it
is a lot of times triggered by things that most
people would consider normal, like killing. I did have a wonderful,
wonderful time with with Damon, and we have definitely a
(23:53):
lot of chemistry. I was so excited to meet him
and find out that he was so much everything I
had sort of hoped he was, and then also things
I didn't even think to hope for. And when it
became time to actually, you know, sit down and have dinner,
oh my god, that the chewing. Like I have a
(24:14):
pretty good handle on, you know, getting ready to expect like, okay,
there's going to be human chewing sounds. I'm gonna be okay,
but oh, you guys, it was next level.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
His chewing is too loud for you? Is it next
level for you or for anybody?
Speaker 11 (24:31):
No, it's for anybody, because I understand my predisposition to
feel like, oh my god, this is terrible. But it
was like it became not just auditorium also visual, because
there was so much like open and down chomping, like
oh uh, I could not I didn't even know how
to tell him. He's like taking tiny bites and then
(24:53):
just chewing them so big and so much, and it's
so splashy, and I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I couldn't. I could not even like focus.
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Anymore, and it ruined the whole thing for me, and
I felt so embarrassed. I was like, by the time
it had gone on for so long, I'm like, I
can't tell him this now.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I usually don't tell.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
People about this like right away, because I don't want
them to feel self conscious. And it's something that I
had a pretty good hold on. Usually i'll bring it
up after a few dates or whatever. But I just
I've never had such an intense problem like this, and
it just felt too late to tell him, Okay, I
feel awful, and I've been trying to figure out, like,
how do I address this with him? How do you
(25:35):
talk to somebody about this after it's already happened.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
I regret it.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
I feel I have like a problem with I don't know,
confrontation or and it didn't have to be confrontation, right,
I just needed to be direct, But I it just like,
I don't know what happened fel fast, and I couldn't
think of a way. I was too just I was
having a reaction, and I was afraid that in the
middle of a reaction, I wasn't going to be able
to say it in a way that was thoughtful enough
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or kind enough. And also just how do you tell someone.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
That, Yeah, I don't I don't know how you would
tell somebody that, especially in a thoughtful way, because it's
just like, bro, your tiny little mouth, this.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Son, this sounds so stupid, and I can't. I still
so embarrassed that you guys are like even involved in
it now and that I haven't just dealt with it
like an adult on my own. But I honestly, this
has just never happened to.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Me before Damon, do you know that you chew that loud? Wow?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
You know my mom used to yell at me all
the time about the way I.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
I just thought she was picking on me.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
No one never said anything to me about it. Okay, wait,
why are you He's on the phone.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You have him on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Okay, Wow, I'm I'm I'm really sorry, Damon, Hi, I'm
sorry that's taking me so long to talk to you
about the.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Well how you doing? Hazel?
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Like, in my defense, the piece was really good, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
It was really good.
Speaker 9 (27:10):
It was worth it was worth too.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
And loud for man, Wow, I do I do have.
I feel very embarrassed. Uh, It's something I should have
listened to my mom tell me a long time ago,
learned how to chew at your mouth closed. But you know,
but I would really love a second chance with you
(27:32):
the you know, just to be able to go out
with you and show you that, you know, I'm not
just obnoxious, you know, chomping cookie monster eating with his
mouth open, you know, let me run everywhere.
Speaker 9 (27:46):
That's something that you know, I.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
Definitely will work on, uh, because it's you know, I
want my friend back.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
You know, I want to be able to see how you're.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Doing, Hazel. Would you like to go on another date
with Damon? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
Guys, I feel so bad and and but also thank you.
I really needed to just say this. I can't even
tell you, like how sick I felt to realize what
was going on, and then now just to be like,
I can't believe it could have been over this easily.
And yeah, I definitely want to go on a second date.
I had such a great time, I really really did.
(28:20):
And in the future. Well, now that I know Damon
that you can be so open to this feedback, I
guess I just feel so much more comfortable and I
won't let it get to this point anymore.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Well, you know what, thank you, thank you. You can't
wait to.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Go out with you again. But I ask you about
to go get on YouTube right now.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
And look at a couple of videos of mice eating
and see.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
How those guys do it.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Don't want this to happen.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Jubile's first date follow up.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Got room for one more.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
If you still want to go to ask where did
you find that some kid back in town trade the
van for it?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Straight up I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog. You know, Lloyd, Just when I think
you couldn't possibly be any domer, you go and do
something like this and.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
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Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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Speaker 4 (29:47):
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I just what was that?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I meant to be like a a siren?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Thank you? That's all right. We'll play here with Victoria
right after this. It's the People Show. I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You're the best, I'm the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
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Speaker 4 (30:12):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that, It's.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia.
And let's me today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Lee.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Lee?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
How you doing great. How are you doing.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
I'm doing good, Lee, I'm about to pop a TikTok
and get ready for this game, because.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Let me tell you, I'm ready to play. You're gonna
say that, well, you're about to say something I heard
and I was like, what are you gonna do? All right,
We're gonna send Victoria.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Sorry, I'm gonna make you go down faster than I can.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh, hey man, that was a great movie. Come on,
not Jack and Rose.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right, Victoria is gonna go outside and popper tic
TACs and here we go thirty seconds hands. There's so
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to wain. Okay, alrighty,
all right, she's outside. Door is closed, and Lee, your
time starts.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Now. What's the capital city of Canada?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Victoria in strack?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
What kind of animal is Donkey's love interest in The
Little Mermaid? What is Ursula's human form name? What's the
only continent with no native snakes?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
An article?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What distance from the sun where a planet is habitable
is called? What?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, guys, that will bring Victoria back into the studio
and we'll we Tori is coming back and putting on
her headphones and stuff. Lee, what's the weirdest skill that
you have?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Say that again? Your phone's breaking up? But what's that?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Didn't hear me? Now?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, let's try one more time.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I said, I think all my skills are weird.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, worth it?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
That was.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
He teaches a little scared guys, Victoria thirty seconds, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when
Jesse passed, and you have to be Lee outright to win?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Are you ready? Yes? Lee, you can tell Victoria when
to go.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Ready. No, what's the.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Capital city of Canada? Ontario in Shrack?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
What kind of Aernos diamond?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's wrong? Wait, john Key? What Winne the Pooh? I
didn't hear that full question? And a little mermaid?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What is Ursula's human form name?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I don't know this one, Ellie, what's the only content
with no Native snakes?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Boys? America?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
That's not true? What is the distance from the sun
where a planet is helped?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Where a planet is happenable? Called this question? Oh my god, Nina,
that was so you didn't even.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Give me the question. I asked it wrong the first time. Too,
because I did a whole Anchorman on it. But now
I'm trying to do it again and I couldn't get
it right.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'll ask it.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
The distance from the Sun where a planet is habitable
is called what.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
There it is? Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Actually, well, let's see how you guys did and send
it over to our scoreboard. With our scoreboard for his.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Brad Lee got too correct and Victoria got zero correctly.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Congratulations he did it. Yeah you won. Congratulations Victoria.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
I told you.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It wasn't get faster. That took hours. Yeah, this only
took minutes. Yeah, all right, let's get the I know
that's when he said that. When he said that, I
was like, but it didn't take a long walks took
a long time. Yeah, you know, Victoria likes to take
her time. Okay, answers.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
The capital city of Canada is Ottawa. Shreks, the donkeys
love interest in Shrek, is a dragon named dragon Oh.
Vanessa is Ursula's human form name in The Little Mermaid.
Antarctica is the only continent with no native snakes, and
the distance from the Sun where a planet is habitable
is called the Goldilocks zone.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Okay, I don't know who name of that, but interesting
it's also called space space, so you correct those scientists.
Thank you very yeah. I think we need to get
on this play.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Verse Victoria the same time every single weekday morning remembers
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Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Is time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Mike is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of two years, Christina,
might be messing around. So we'll see if we can
helphim out. In a second, we call her and try
to find out if he is cheating. Mike, sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but why
do you think Christina might be cheating?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Tell you guys, thank you. I'm kind of a mess
over this. I really appreciate it and kind of helped
you give me so. Me and Chris we've been together
about two years and we've lived together for about a
year and it's great most of the time. You know,
we fight like any other couple, but to be honest,
they give in usually because my parents fought like crazy
(35:25):
and that ended in a really bad divorce when I
was younger, so I don't want to deal with anything
like that. And she's a great woman, and I want
to she's always wanted to go to the Bahamas. Okay,
so I work hard. I've got a good job, but
I wanted to make some extra money and I have
one part time job. And then offense told me about
how we door dashed and I would stood money and
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it's not too difficult. So I started doing that, and
it's true, it has been. It's been great, like it's
kind of fun to be honest with you. And so
the other night went last week, I got a car,
I got a job where I had to brim a
pizza to a hotel. And when I made the delivery,
you know they don't you go right upstairs and they're
(36:09):
used to us by now. And I knock on the
door and the guy opens the door and he takes
a pizza, and I hear a woman's voice on the
inside go oh great, I'm hungry and forty perfect timing,
and I swear it was Christina. I swear it was
her voice. And I almost turned it around and went
(36:30):
back in and knocked on the door. But what if
I'm wrong, right, What if it's not her, I look
like an idiot, and who knows how that could blow up?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Where did she tell you she was that night?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
You know she works nights a lot. You know, she's
in public relations and they have events and convention censors,
even hotel sometimes you know, the conference room and stuff
like that. So it's not odds for her to not
not be around at night, And I don't know what
to think.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Well, before that, did you have any idea in your
head or feeling that something was going on?
Speaker 9 (37:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Not really, No, it's it's really been great. That's why
I wanted to get her this trip to the Bahamas
so badly, because I'm in love. I'm totally in love,
and I don't want to I don't want to accuse
her of anything, right, I don't, But I'm at the
point but talking with my boys about it, and it's like,
I got to know, it's kind of no, I can't
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just steep going on like this.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Did you ask her about anything else? Like is she
spending more time with friends? Like?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Is she being weird towards you? Intimately?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Like this? This was weird because that night I brought
food home with me and she actually said, no, I'm good.
I had peaks that at work. Oh okay, literally like
a one to two punch, right. Yeah, I'm kind of
sitting my sumit's driving home, and I just moved here, so,
you know, I kind of felt like a fresh start,
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kind of, you know, after I haven't been sit through
another break up not too long ago, really right, a
few years back, and I figured this was going to
be great, and then this out of nowhere, it feels
like to me, really really fukens were going.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well, we'll see if we can help you out.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You already told us what grocery store she's a rewards
card member at. So we'll call, pretend to be from
the grocery store and say that every single month, one
of our rewards card members gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Okay, Okay, that's a good way to do it, all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Right, Well, play a song come back and get you
to catch a cheater next. If you just joined us
for today is to catch a cheater. Mike is on
the phone, and Mike thinks that his girlfriend of two
years named Christina might be cheating. So we're about to
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a Rewards card member at and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered
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from our Florida department, and we'll see if she sends
those to her boyfriend Mike or to somebody else. But first, Mike,
why don't you break down your situation for us again?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Real quick? I was delivering a pizza one night, doing
part time job for door Dash to try to save
money to bring my beloved girlfriend on her dream trip
to the Bahamas, and I could swear I heard her
voice in the hotel room after a guy answered the door, saying,
Oh great, I'm hungry and forny.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Perfect time, he says, Bob, I mean a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But yeah, all right, Mike, are you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yes, sir, Okay, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Hi, this is Corporal calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Christina.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Uh, this is she.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Hi, Christina, how are you? Please?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Don't hang up? This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually going with a big congrats and thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You're this month big winner.
Speaker 9 (39:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Every single month we choose one Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us, just our way of saying
thank you. You've just won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's
at three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
All I would need from you is ready to go
to the first and last name of the person you
want to send them to, anything that you might want
to put on the card and the address, and then
we'll be good to go.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, let's send them to Danny.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Got it? Okay? And do you want to put anything
on a card to Danny?
Speaker 9 (40:34):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Okay, So I feel like we've like a card message?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
Why don't we say sorry about the extra room charges?
We got messy? What can I say?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay? I won't ask any questions, but that's what I Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
I knew it. I Christina, I literally cannot believe.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
This, Christina, this is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hi, I'm Nina and Victoria and my name is Jubel
and that's your boyfriend Mike.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Wait ahead, Christina, everybody, what what? What are you going
to say? You got a little messy? Wait? Yeah, I
mean we do.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
A sigment on the show.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Christina called to catch a cheater wherever you think your
significant other might be messing around. You see who they
send flowers to.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
So okay, well what you think I'm like cheating on you?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
You're a big girl. Go ahead, talk talk, go ahead,
explain what you just said. You got a little messy
in a hotel room with another guy. It was about
an event.
Speaker 10 (41:46):
I don't even know what.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Are you doing right now?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I don't like this job.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
I work in PR. We work really late.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
This is literally I was I.
Speaker 12 (41:55):
Told you that we had an event last month, and
that's Danny.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I work with Danny. What.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, Okay, there was no event at the hotel, Christine.
I've checked. It was dead. And not only that, the
front desk guy said it was a slow night. Okay,
Well what are you talking about? You know?
Speaker 7 (42:13):
What?
Speaker 6 (42:14):
What?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
What am I happing about? What am I talking about?
Speaker 11 (42:17):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You tell me what the hell you're saying right now?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Oh you know what I'm saying. And then Canadian bacon
and pineapple on a pizza? What else? What is that?
And why was there only one five? If it's for
an event, if it's for your whole workers as you
like to say, whole work is my Okay, you've got
nothing to say, right, You've got nothing to me.
Speaker 11 (42:39):
I think I think that we can talk about this
not on the radio, like this is crazy.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Okay, great, so let's talk about it later if you like.
But why not right now? What are you afraid of?
Speaker 11 (42:52):
I'm not afraid of anything.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
This is this is insane in fact that you literally
called the radio.
Speaker 12 (42:57):
Are you gonna try and frame me for cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Like?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
This is? This is to do? I don't know what
else would do, Christina?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
But did you, Christina?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Did you cheat on him?
Speaker 12 (43:07):
I didn't cheat on you.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
At all?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Now?
Speaker 12 (43:18):
What does cheating even mean?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
You know?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Where? Okay? So there was a line potentially crossed, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 12 (43:26):
There was maybe about her cross but it's not like
it was a big deal, Like it really wasn't anything,
And honestly.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Really really it wasn't a big I should have listened
to my brother. I swear I should have listened to
my brother.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
You're amazing, You're amazing when he.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Met you didn't.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
What do you want to what do you want to.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
See? What I mean? One? Idiots?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Why listen.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
I'm sorry. We can talk about it.
Speaker 12 (43:52):
It happened one time, and like it's not that big
of a deal, like a.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Really mineral streep. You're amazing, you're really amazing.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
You play with a whole Okay, you want to modelog
so you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Guys, I think gonna be pretty nice right now. That's
this is why I wanted to do it in front
of people, because I knew if it was in front
of your friends or if we were by ourselves, you're
just gonna deny it and you're gonna turn it into
something else like you're trying to do right now.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I'm just saying that this is insane behavior.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Well, you just said that you cheated, but it's not
a big deal. That feels to me.
Speaker 9 (44:31):
Listen, sweetheart, you have behavior, I'm telling you right now, like.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry. You're gonna be sorry
in your own apartment. When you get home, pack your
bags and be out.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
Be gone.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I'm gonna stay by my brothers for a couple of nights,
and when I come back, I don't want you there. Okay,
the least is in my name? You understand. Oh wow,
you're just kicking me out. Wow, I'm picking you up.
But I'm giving you time. I'm giving you time. You
can take a couple of days. You have my number.
You just text me and tell me when you're done.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
I had no idea that you were so judgmental.
Speaker 12 (45:08):
I see one time and.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Then you're doing.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
Guys, definitely not soon.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Let me just tell you I got thousands of dollars
saved up to take you to the Bahamas, and I
can't wait to find someone else to bring to the
Bahamas instead of you.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
Wow, really the Bahamas? You know how much I wanted
to go to the Bahamas?
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Oh I do? I do. That's why this will be
so much fun. Well maybe you should have thought of
that before you had a pizza with everything on top
with your boy And why your friend the list is
kind of cute. They just should want to come to
the Bahamas with me.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
Okay, you're disgusting the Jubal shows to Catch a Cheater,
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
We're having to Thank a Teacher kind of summer with
iHeartRadio's Thank a Teacher, which means you think about who
your favorite teacher is, you get to nominate them and
maybe they'll win five thousand dollars to help them get
all the back to school supplies that they need, and
they'll really loved because you nominated them.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
And then you know, we love our teachers. Five thousand
dollars of love. That's a lot of love.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
And these are public school teachers that we're talking about.
So you can register a teacher.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
If you're tell them that you nominated them, and they
teach a kid and they get the five thousand bucks and.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Plus, I mean, you know, whatever angle you want to
think about, use it. You can nominate that teacher. I've
a six one Seattle dot Com. Did you know that
a leading indicator of recession is by noticing a woman's.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Hair specifically, Oh that makes sense lns loon blondes.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yes, because you'll notice the roots a lot more.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
I guess this all actually really makes sense, But I
didn't realize that how many hairstylists have been talking about
this and finding new ways to get people into their
chair because everybody is feeling more comfortable with allowing their
roots to show. So a lot of services or a
lot of stylists are starting to do this whole free
haircuts with color service. Meanwhile, if you're stilust listening to me, you're.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Like, shut up, no, we're not.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
But it's trending. So I didn't make it up. But
there is a big way to like to see the
shift in economic times when you see everybody's hair, and
part of it too, I feel like is also summer
and we're a little bit lazier, and it is expensive.
It costs so much to get down.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
If you're a woman, it really really get it done.
And then you go back after you get it done
and you don't like it, so you have to go
back for like three more appointments after to get whatever fixed.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, it's just the way it works.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's just so crazy. But like, fashion is such an
interesting thing. I was reading a whole article about this
the other day. In addition to the roots thing, different colors,
like you know they have the color of the year
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, last year there was like a muted color.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
And the reason that they used a muted color is
because you're still wearing clothes, Like the clothes color have
faded because you're keeping clothes longer because you don't want
to buy more clothes. Like, there's all these indicators in
the fashion industry of what recession and what is and
what is not a recession. It's fascinating. Skirt lengths is
another thing. For some reason, I don't know what that is. Yeah,
(48:16):
it's because you you broke your heels and you're not
going to buy new ones, so now you're wearing a
longer skirt that goes better with flats or something like that,
Like I can't remember what it was, but it's something
like that. It's like, all these things like all add up.
So apparently women can give indicators long before an actual
recession that there is a recession coming.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
But I think the one lesson here is, though, is
that you can always feel good about yourself with whatever
it is that you have.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's a lesson.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Yeah, that's a lesson. Present yourself however you feel best.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
So the economy is good and everyone's like, yeah, roots
are showing.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Bat and forehead wrinkles.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Are moving.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
That's really funny. Have you guys heard about the viral
poop rule? I know it sounds a lot worse than
it is, and I don't really like to say that
kind of stuff because I'm an eady. But apparently there's
a new way to declutter your space. And this is
actually a self proclaimed ADHD content creator. Her name is Becca,
and she says the way to know when to get
(49:21):
rid of things in your home isn't it's kind of
like the what was her name?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
That was like does this spark Joycondo?
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Yeah, so it was like the Maricondo method, but this
is the poop method, the poop rule if you will, So,
you pick up an item in your home and you say,
if this had poop on it, would I keep it
or would I throw it away? And if the answers
you throw it away, then you shouldn't have it.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'd throw everything away if it had poop on it?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
What you wouldn't clean it? Probably not. I couldn't get
out of my head.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Yeah, it's like if you have a dog or babies,
that shouldn't be that big of a.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Deal to you. I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
It's in my backyard because my dog poop's there, his
friend want to be around.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Okay, it sucks and I'm trapped in my house. You
don't clean it.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
No, I clean it, but just knowing that it's been
all around there and I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I went out there the other day. I was like,
it was a nice day. I was like, I'm going
to sit out here and try it out. And then
I walked down.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I was like, I don't know where to sit because
he's pooped on stuff back here.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
No, maybe that's that's a me thing, less a thing.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I mean, you know it's natural.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
I really don't know however you use it if you
just feel like I'm done now, that's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Jewels.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Dirty little secret Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (50:44):
I do have a pretty dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Sweet what is it?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
So?
Speaker 13 (50:49):
I just got back from Bahamas. It was an amazing trip.
I went with some friends and I went with my
roommate as well. And my dirty little secret is that
she paid for a lot of my trip but doesn't
really know it.
Speaker 10 (51:09):
Card.
Speaker 13 (51:12):
So she's like pretty like well off. She works in
tax she's barely home. So I take care of like
all of the bills like electric, internet, the rent and everything,
and she just you know, then knows me the money.
So I knew that I had this trip coming up
with our friends and with her and everything. So I've
(51:33):
kind of just been overcharging her for some of the
bills that we have and then you know, taking a
cut for myself off the top. Yeah, so she basically
kind of you know, I didn't do it for like
only three months. That's not going to be a long
term thing. I've been like, oh, there's a spike in
(51:54):
our bill, you know, since it's the summertime, the air conditioner,
and I made about six hundred dollars be able to
just blow on vacation.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
I love how you're describing all of this. My friend
paid for my trip, but she doesn't know it. I
made six hundred dollars. Girl, you stole from your best
friend so you could do something for herself.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (52:14):
Well, I mean she's not missing the money, and you know,
I have to take care of all the bills. It's
like taking a percentage, you know. And you know, I've
also taken some of her clothes, like you know, just
like a necklace, a bikini and stuff for the trip
and she didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Wow. Wow, I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
I'm not going to do it long term.
Speaker 13 (52:37):
I just needed, you know, a couple extra hundred bucks
for this trip, because they all spend so much money
and I have like the worst job out of all
of them.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little
it's like Robin Hood.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, steal from the rit pay for the poor.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
What's your dirty little secret.
You know what's weird, It's a double show. We live
in a society where on the daily you're confronted with
people telling you how we need to be more inclusive
and allow people to be whatever they want. Except those
same people who say that will literally identify themselves with
a label that is so specific and exclusive that you
can be canceled for accidentally calling them something else. So no,
(00:21):
it's like, hey, I didn't know that Cydian Accounting identifies
as an Alaskan king crab. We live in Kentucky. No, stop,
still doesn't matter. You get fired, and the person who
doesn't care about labels continues to be angry because she
lives in Kentucky and demands to be identified as an
Alaskan king crab.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's confusing and dealing with all of the oxymorons in
today's society is hard.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I bring it up because one person is suing their
company for a ridiculous reason and it all has to
do with what they call themselves, So we'll go over
it right after this. It's the double show, Oh America Show,
the Land of the Freeish and the Home of the Brave.
If you're on the internet, and anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
In America. Let's just call it what it is. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We've been on top of the world for a long time.
And you know what happens when someone is always winning,
They get a little whiny. And America is full of whiners.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We know that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And if you need proof of that, one American woman
is making international headlines this morning because of the ridiculous
reason that she's suing her company company.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Me too, sometimes it's valid, but I'm saying it's always
a story no matter what.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, we'll tell you exactly what the lawsuit is about
in just a second, but to give you specifics if
you didn't know, gen Z women prefer to have titles
for their summers, right, okay, trend Okay, So, according to
(01:55):
seventy four percent of gen Z and millennial women, they
have a summer vibe.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I like a summer chas, I'm here for that, so
insert whatever summer.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yes, this summer. Two percent say they are Grandma core
gals okay, to enjoy cozy, vintage inspired simplicity, and they
think indulgent and comforting food flavors best reflect their vibe. Okay, so,
and some party meals like barbecue seafood, boils and iced teeth.
That's a Grandma core gal So I like the food.
(02:29):
If you're having a Grandma core summer, that's what you
prefer to be called. It's a Grandma core gag. We're
about to tell you about an ridiculous lawsuit that a
woman has against her company that's making international headlines. But
first we're just giving you a little bit of information.
Twenty four percent of gen Z and millennial women say
they are coastal cowgirls. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So if you're having a coastal.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
If you're having a coastal cowgirl summer, like, why can't
you just have a summer and just do what you want?
But it's got to be called some things. So I'm
up a coastal cowgirl summer. You love mixing beachy vibes
with Western rustic elements. They treat themselves to summary drinks,
love pool days, and host the most gatherings themed around
(03:14):
their aesthetic.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The cowgirl brunts there, but this isn't just a pool party.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's a coastal cowgirl part. I like the theme, so
I know what to wear to certain events.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Seventeen percent of millennial and gen Z. Women say they're.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Plates, princesses, amen who take towards wellness and daily routines.
They're most likely to plan their outfits to match their aesthetic,
read the most books, I don't see that the most,
I don't exercise the most, and are most likely to
offer clean, wellness focused options like green smoothies and macha.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I do love that. That's a summer vibe and not just
all life whole life.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's just like summer, Like I can't keep that up.
All your ground get cozy.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You got to switch it up a little bit, because
like right now, hear all of that. I'm a little
bit of all three. But you know, if you just
pick one to stick with it for a couple months,
then you switch it up and like give me the
biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We're still about to tell you about this lassuit that's
making international headlines. A woman is sewing company for a
ridiculous reason. We'll tell you in a second. Fourteen percent
say that they are tomato girls.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What what is a tomato girl? I think I like
that stay sunburn.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's a woman who embraces a romantic aesthetic. Oh and
all things Mediterranean inspired.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Okay, yes, I'll be a tomato girl. Did you also
know that the tomato martini is replacing the pickle martini?
So tomatoes are really having a moment this time.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is having a good summer?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Can I admit as a non world traveler? I wish
I was, but I haven't. I've only been out the
United States, just north and south there across those little lines.
I don't really know what people say when they meet.
When they say Mediterranean, I don't know what they mean.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
It's like it is that lemons and olives and like
green and fresh and.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Because peter a lot, and I'm like, yeah, okay, a
Greek salad O great?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Pretty much it? Yeah, okay, Greek stuff. Okay, yeah, thank.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You for helping me out there. It's been a whole
life without knowing that the tomato.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Girl is most likely to always photograph and post their
food and drink picks on social media and prefer bright,
juicy and fresh flavors.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, that's my new definition format girl exciting.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I guess to have a label for your summer.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I didn't know. I was just going with hot pink,
but I prefer tomato.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, a woman who works at a company in Tennessee
is making international headlines because in her email signature she
took out her title and put coastal cowgirl.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, And her.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Company asked if she could not use coastal cowgirl because
nobody knows what that means.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Wait, like where can you just tell me? So she's like, bye,
my name's like.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Shannon blah blah blah coastal and then the company's name. Yeah,
And the company has her to not have Coastal Calgirl
in her email title, and now she's suing them for
two point five million dollars.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yes, the.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Idea if you sign off a work email coastal cowgirl,
you kind of start sounding a little s.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Forty, you know what. They should actually let her keep
that some really you know, rich businessmen who are like,
all right, coast Calgary. Yeah, see what kind of industry
it is? It doesn't say what kind of hr proper
marketing market these days.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
She says that they're not allowing her to identify as
what you would like to identify as a crystal cowgirl.
She's screw suing them for discriminations.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Five million dollars. The crazy part is she might like
have a cake, Oh come on.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You have a title at the company, it's probably in
the policy to put your signature a certain ways.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Spread joy for discrimination. I'm about to take girl.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You know the juice that works on the show. Exactly.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame, say Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Hello, I'm excited to meet you tomorrow and to find
the problem.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yes, this is Eric.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Yeah, this is hello Eric, and.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
My name is Tuniper. Then I'm calling from plumbing and
I'm calling to confer market together tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Oh okay, I have an employment tomorrow for my pipes.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yes, that's the get together that I'm speaking of. I'm
excited to work on your pipes.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Oh okay, that's that's kind of strange.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
About you feel like I.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Know them very well. That's what I feel like.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
I already know your pipes very well. I've been learning
a lot about your house and the blueprints for where
all the pipes go and where the clogs might be happening,
because it sounds like your pipes are getting clogged and
you have no idea.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Why is that correct?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yes, I thought i'd explained that. My name is Juniper
and I'm calling from plumbing. And I'll be the one
handling your pipes tomorrow, you.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Said, Juniper, Yes, what the hell, it's a pleasure to
meet Eric.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
I okay, yeah, I do have an appointment tomorrow my pipes.
But sounds a very strange, man.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't know what sounds strange about it. I'm just
calling to confirm that I will be the one that
will be assisting in the removal of whatever is clogged
up your pipes in your house.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Okay, have you been to this house thet or what
have you been talking about, like you know the blueprint
of the house there.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Yes, I'm very passionate about my job, Eric, very passionate. Okay,
this appointment has been scheduled for a week now, and
I've been doing all kinds of reconnaissance and homework to
figure out where the problem might be so that the
appointment goes as quick as possible and I can get
you all ready to go and flushing freely in no time.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Okay, this sounds crazy. I had an appointment about a
week ago. I've ad when to come out. Nobody has come.
And you're saying that you've been studying my.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Place and you've done enough reconnaissance now to feel like
I can effectively find the problem and rid you of
the nastiness citizen in your house.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's causing your due.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
That sounds so crazy right now, I can't even believe
that I'm getting this call. The things that are backing
up in this pipes are starting to smell.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yes, I know, I've smelled it. It's very very ransoid.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
It smells almost like something is decomposing.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Oh boy, how did you smell it?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
What did I say? I smelled it?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I meant I was reading the description that you gave
to the person.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
You said you smelled it. How did you smell it?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
I well, I was doing some reconnaissance and I noticed
just a little bit of homework on your pipes.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Is all.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Just a little bit of reconnaissance, and I was able
to smell the smell.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It was when you went.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
To the bathroom the other day at two o'clock in
the morning, around two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Okay, no, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
When it was. So I think it might be.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Coming from the bathroom that's in the master suite, because
that's where I heard the four steps when the flushed
my bathroom underneath I've been living, I've been staying under
your house for a week listening.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
To the pipes.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
No, you have not that, just to see if I'm
gonna call the week.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I hope you know that. Eric.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend. Charlotte set you up.
It's a joke. She said that you I've been having
trouble with your pipes and you have a plumber scheduled
for tomorrow and she wanted to freak you out. Wake
up every morning with jubile phone Franks, It's time for Nina.
(12:12):
Is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
If you have a favorite teacher, now's the time to
prove it. How much of a favorite are they? Iheartradios
think a teacher is going on? So why not try
to get that favorite teacher five thousand dollars as they
prepare for the new school year. So this has to
be a public school teacher and you can nominate them
right now. It hits one o six one Seattle dot com.
So good luck to our teachers because we love them.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Now, if you're wondering.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Why you're so broke, can you ask yourself if you
just spent eighty dollars on a popcorn bucket. I didn't
because a lot of people people did. Because the brand
new Fantastic four Galactus popcorn bucket is completely sold out
and and it it has set againness world record.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh really? So yeah, So this.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Pop corn bucket is the head of the movie's villain,
the Galactus person, and it lights up. It's twenty inches wide,
seventeen point five inches high, and holds three hundred and
forty one ounces of popcorn.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's the largest one hundred and forty one ounces, a
lot of power. That's the most American thing I've ever
heard fried and that it would really.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Be Oh my gosh, pre order for the next batch.
Can you imagine spending eighty dollars? I just I hope
that the reason why we're spending so much money on
these popcorn buckets is because they're going to be collector's items.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, My question is, does the eighty dollars include the popcorner?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I think so, because actually might be a deal.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, at that point, I don't know how much three
and fifty ounces is.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah, that's true too. Either way, eighty dollars for all
of that feels like a lot. But if you have
it congrats because a lot of people still want it.
Google has been ordered to pay a naked man from
our Entina. So this guy was trying to just you know,
get some son in his backyard, naked, six foot walls
(14:09):
all around his yard.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh no, Google Maps.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
They got him, got a little moment. They were able
to capture his.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Buns, super guy and ended up being.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
So bad though that like all the local news wanted
to cover him. Social media was like posting all these pictures.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Did all the right things, put up a huge wall,
naked in the backyard, and then.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
They how's your six foot fence still not going to
protect you from the Google Maps saying let's.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Wear some paparazzi. I always love it.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't know if you've seen these or not, but
on I've went in a whole rabbit hole the other
day of people trying to stage things for Google Maps.
So like the Google Map cars driving down and you
see them setting it up and stuff, and then it
looks like someone just murdering someone, or it looks like
people are in a fight, or it looks like because
they all the Google car is going to drive bys.
I don't know how I'd love to know how do
(15:03):
you find out when the Google car?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I just I'll see them every once in a while.
I'm like, man, I should do something.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I know how you know there's an actual like.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's a big Google car with a
big it's like the ball on top of it. It's
got like camera, hundreds of cameras on it and drives
around street view.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Can you request it show up? That would be so fun.
We go to your wedding or something.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I live there. And if you've been wondering if those
five fingers shoes five finger tow shoes were a good
thing or not, Planet Fitness says they're not because if
you wear them there you will get kicked out.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Planet Fitness is for wearing the toe shoes. It's nice.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You can eat pizza and have the buffet at Planet
Fitness your workout. You wear tow shoes, you're out of here.
We do judge.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I'm just gonna say it's no judgment, but this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Everybody's got their limits.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They say specifically, why.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
No, They said, oh, it says the online policy prohibits
open toed shoes and sandals. Well they're not open toed.
They're not specifically, Yeah, I think they're just offended by
the toe. A lot of people get offended by the
toes in those I wonder if the.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Open toe policy though, in general that like the spirit
of that is, so you don't get a toe snagged
on something, yeah, drop your card. Yeah, And so if
that's the case, then they need to change it to
a no toe snaggy type shoes.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
But also it would hurt if you drop it on
a regular regular yeah, So enter at your own wrist.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that is what's dreading.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
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Speaker 1 (16:49):
Damon is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Hazel.
So we're gonna call her in a few minutes and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting her and
maybe get him another date if he's still once one.
But first Damon was, man, how long has it been
since you heard from Hazel?
Speaker 9 (17:04):
It's been a week. It's almost like six days, not
since I heard a farma. Okay, yeah, Hazel we met
on Instagram. One of her paintings came up on my
full you page and I slid in her DM. You know,
I saw the.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Paintings and that went on her page. Saw her he's
a very beautiful woman. So sit her DMS and inquired
about a few paintings for an event that I was
going to have.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You slid into her DMS.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
But you didn't tell her straight up it was because
you thought she was pretty.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
No, you know, you know, I wanted to see if
you would respond first, so you know, I kind of
just asked for a couple of pictures, some painting to
hold at my event, you know, just for some aesthetics.
But unfortunately the event never happened. But that didn't stop me,
you know, it didn't stop me from asking her out.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You had a legit event, though you didn't make up
an event.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
Just yeah, no, it just it didn't happen.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
It wasn't able to happen because the schedule of conflict
with the building.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
I had to cancel it.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
After tesseling it, you know, I still reached out to
Hazel and still she wanted to go out, and she agreed,
so we went to She mentioned some about the painting
step she wanted to like. She said, she wanted to
see how how I could handle a paintbrush and you know,
but we ended up going to get Pisa next door
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through the painting step and there it was a great evening.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
You know, we was touching, she you know, laughing, choking,
and I think so once the end.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
The piece was making her stick. So I called her
uber you know, to get her home. We kissed, we
you know, last she said she had.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
A great time with me.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
I text her and I haven't heard nothing back in
six days now, so I'm kind of like wow. And
so I was just trying to see watch the ghost
of me, though I think it might have been because
you know, I got a little anger issue and the
young man.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
At the pizza shop, I kind.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Of had to yell at him what because he you know,
he just couldn't get the order right, and so I
got a little frustrated and.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Kind of yelled at him. But I hope that Hazel
didn't see.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That when you say he kind of yelled at him,
like how bad? Like how big was the yelling?
Speaker 9 (19:31):
I popped off for a little bit, you know, I popped.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
Off a little bit on him to get his act together.
And it was only pizza that he was he was
taking an order for, so you know, but you know,
I kind of lost, and I feel like that might
be the reason because I kind of lost my last
relationship because of that.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's kind of alarming, especially on a first date.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
I think he was high, you know, lazy eyes, eyes
just red, you know, a little sloopy.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
So I'm like, you know, I gat the to fit
out of doubt though.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Because I'm like, okay, it's ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
She probably was tired, but I don't know, you know,
but you probably would have probably was high, Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I mean, how did she react after you, you know,
hopped off.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Yeah, well I don't I don't know if she really
seen it, because we sat down right after and ate.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Like I say, the night ended great.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
We kissed after before she got her uler. She said
she had a great time, and like I said, text
her and I haven't heard nothing for six days now, okay.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Probably not something that I would think that not heard
from a person for six days after a night like that.
I mean, she really thought this was the one.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I mean, she could have been buzzed, she could have
needed the pizza to absorb it. She could have just
wanted to get out of there. I hope not for
your sake.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
But yeah, I mean, well we'll see, man, We'll play
a song and then come back and call her and
see she'll tell us and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, man, great,
all right, man, plus song, come back and get your
first ad. Follow up next in the middle of your
first day follow up if you're just joining us, Damon
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a
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woman named Hazel.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He said that he had a great date with her
and he doesn't know why. So we're about to call
her in a second see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But
before we do that, Damon, why don't you catch us
up on your date with Hazel.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Yeah? Man, so the date was great. I met Hazel
on Instagram. He I saw my FU page, reached out
to her about some paintings for an event that never
really happened for me, but we still ended up going
out to us painting fip and when it got some pizza,
the night was going great.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
You know, I had to pop.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Off a little bit, got a.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
Little angry at the waiter for you know, he's seen, you.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Know, indeedriated, so you know, It was really frustrating, but
like I said, the date ended very well. We embraced,
we gave each other a kiss, and you know, ordered
uber and made sure she got home safely.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
But I just hadn't hear it from it. Sixth day.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, man, well we're gonna call all right now, so
you should tell us. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes, sir? Allrre we go?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Hello, I may speak to Hazel please.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:15):
This is she.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hey, Hazel, how are you? My name is Jeubel and
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Gangs all here, Hazel, my name's what? My name's Nina
also on this show, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, we do a thing on our show. It's called
the First eight follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to call
you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from a dude named Damon.
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Oh yeah, this is like my worst nightmare right now,
you guys, I swear I've been thinking about this for
days and days.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
The worst time we're talking to us.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
No no.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
First of all, I feel terrible. I really didn't mean
to like let it go on for so long. I
guess it has been almost a week now. I guess
it is ghosting.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I was going to say, like that seems.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Like too strong of a turn back, but honestly, all
I've been trying to do is is kind of like
work my own uh like feelings out about this. I guess, yeah, Okay,
so I have I have a thing. It's called misceiphonia.
Do you guys know missiphonia. It's the sensitivity to to
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sounds okay and and uh like auditory stimuli, and it
is a lot of times triggered by things that most
people would consider normal, like killing. I did have a wonderful,
wonderful time with with Damon, and we have definitely a
(23:53):
lot of chemistry. I was so excited to meet him
and find out that he was so much everything I
had sort of hoped he was, and then also things
I didn't even think to hope for. And when it
became time to actually, you know, sit down and have dinner,
oh my god, that the chewing. Like I have a
(24:14):
pretty good handle on, you know, getting ready to expect like, okay,
there's going to be human chewing sounds. I'm gonna be okay,
but oh, you guys, it was next level.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
His chewing is too loud for you? Is it next
level for you or for anybody?
Speaker 11 (24:31):
No, it's for anybody, because I understand my predisposition to
feel like, oh my god, this is terrible. But it
was like it became not just auditorium also visual, because
there was so much like open and down chomping, like
oh uh, I could not I didn't even know how
to tell him. He's like taking tiny bites and then
(24:53):
just chewing them so big and so much, and it's
so splashy, and I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I couldn't. I could not even like focus.
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Anymore, and it ruined the whole thing for me, and
I felt so embarrassed. I was like, by the time
it had gone on for so long, I'm like, I
can't tell him this now.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I usually don't tell.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
People about this like right away, because I don't want
them to feel self conscious. And it's something that I
had a pretty good hold on. Usually i'll bring it
up after a few dates or whatever. But I just
I've never had such an intense problem like this, and
it just felt too late to tell him, Okay, I
feel awful, and I've been trying to figure out, like,
how do I address this with him? How do you
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talk to somebody about this after it's already happened.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
I regret it.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
I feel I have like a problem with I don't know,
confrontation or and it didn't have to be confrontation, right,
I just needed to be direct, But I it just like,
I don't know what happened fel fast, and I couldn't
think of a way. I was too just I was
having a reaction, and I was afraid that in the
middle of a reaction, I wasn't going to be able
to say it in a way that was thoughtful enough
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or kind enough. And also just how do you tell someone.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
That, Yeah, I don't I don't know how you would
tell somebody that, especially in a thoughtful way, because it's
just like, bro, your tiny little mouth, this.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Son, this sounds so stupid, and I can't. I still
so embarrassed that you guys are like even involved in
it now and that I haven't just dealt with it
like an adult on my own. But I honestly, this
has just never happened to.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Me before Damon, do you know that you chew that loud? Wow?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
You know my mom used to yell at me all
the time about the way I.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
I just thought she was picking on me.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
No one never said anything to me about it. Okay, wait,
why are you He's on the phone.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You have him on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
Okay, Wow, I'm I'm I'm really sorry, Damon, Hi, I'm
sorry that's taking me so long to talk to you
about the.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Well how you doing? Hazel?
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Like, in my defense, the piece was really good, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
It was really good.
Speaker 9 (27:10):
It was worth it was worth too.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
And loud for man, Wow, I do I do have.
I feel very embarrassed. Uh, It's something I should have
listened to my mom tell me a long time ago,
learned how to chew at your mouth closed. But you know,
but I would really love a second chance with you
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the you know, just to be able to go out
with you and show you that, you know, I'm not
just obnoxious, you know, chomping cookie monster eating with his
mouth open, you know, let me run everywhere.
Speaker 9 (27:46):
That's something that you know, I.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
Definitely will work on, uh, because it's you know, I
want my friend back.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
You know, I want to be able to see how you're.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Doing, Hazel. Would you like to go on another date
with Damon? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
Guys, I feel so bad and and but also thank you.
I really needed to just say this. I can't even
tell you, like how sick I felt to realize what
was going on, and then now just to be like,
I can't believe it could have been over this easily.
And yeah, I definitely want to go on a second date.
I had such a great time, I really really did.
(28:20):
And in the future. Well, now that I know Damon
that you can be so open to this feedback, I
guess I just feel so much more comfortable and I
won't let it get to this point anymore.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Well, you know what, thank you, thank you. You can't
wait to.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Go out with you again. But I ask you about
to go get on YouTube right now.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
And look at a couple of videos of mice eating
and see.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
How those guys do it.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Don't want this to happen.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Jubile's first date follow up.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Got room for one more.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
If you still want to go to ask where did
you find that some kid back in town trade the
van for it?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Straight up I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog. You know, Lloyd, Just when I think
you couldn't possibly be any domer, you go and do
something like this and.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's almost time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedians Ronnie Chang and Asan Minaje.
Tickets today, So go to the Jebelshow dot com and
we'll play in just three minutes.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I just what was that?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I meant to be like a a siren?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Thank you? That's all right. We'll play here with Victoria
right after this. It's the People Show. I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You're the best, I'm the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that, It's.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia.
And let's me today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Lee.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Lee?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
How you doing great. How are you doing.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
I'm doing good, Lee, I'm about to pop a TikTok
and get ready for this game, because.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Let me tell you, I'm ready to play. You're gonna
say that, well, you're about to say something I heard
and I was like, what are you gonna do? All right,
We're gonna send Victoria.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Sorry, I'm gonna make you go down faster than I can.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh, hey man, that was a great movie. Come on,
not Jack and Rose.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right, Victoria is gonna go outside and popper tic
TACs and here we go thirty seconds hands. There's so
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to wain. Okay, alrighty,
all right, she's outside. Door is closed, and Lee, your
time starts.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Now. What's the capital city of Canada?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Victoria in strack?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
What kind of animal is Donkey's love interest in The
Little Mermaid? What is Ursula's human form name? What's the
only continent with no native snakes?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
An article?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What distance from the sun where a planet is habitable
is called? What?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, guys, that will bring Victoria back into the studio
and we'll we Tori is coming back and putting on
her headphones and stuff. Lee, what's the weirdest skill that
you have?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Say that again? Your phone's breaking up? But what's that?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Didn't hear me? Now?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, let's try one more time.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I said, I think all my skills are weird.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, worth it?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
That was.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
He teaches a little scared guys, Victoria thirty seconds, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when
Jesse passed, and you have to be Lee outright to win?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Are you ready? Yes? Lee, you can tell Victoria when
to go.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Ready. No, what's the.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Capital city of Canada? Ontario in Shrack?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
What kind of Aernos diamond?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's wrong? Wait, john Key? What Winne the Pooh? I
didn't hear that full question? And a little mermaid?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What is Ursula's human form name?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I don't know this one, Ellie, what's the only content
with no Native snakes?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Boys? America?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
That's not true? What is the distance from the sun
where a planet is helped?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Where a planet is happenable? Called this question? Oh my god, Nina,
that was so you didn't even.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Give me the question. I asked it wrong the first time. Too,
because I did a whole Anchorman on it. But now
I'm trying to do it again and I couldn't get
it right.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'll ask it.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
The distance from the Sun where a planet is habitable
is called what.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
There it is? Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Actually, well, let's see how you guys did and send
it over to our scoreboard. With our scoreboard for his.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Brad Lee got too correct and Victoria got zero correctly.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Congratulations he did it. Yeah you won. Congratulations Victoria.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
I told you.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It wasn't get faster. That took hours. Yeah, this only
took minutes. Yeah, all right, let's get the I know
that's when he said that. When he said that, I
was like, but it didn't take a long walks took
a long time. Yeah, you know, Victoria likes to take
her time. Okay, answers.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
The capital city of Canada is Ottawa. Shreks, the donkeys
love interest in Shrek, is a dragon named dragon Oh.
Vanessa is Ursula's human form name in The Little Mermaid.
Antarctica is the only continent with no native snakes, and
the distance from the Sun where a planet is habitable
is called the Goldilocks zone.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Okay, I don't know who name of that, but interesting
it's also called space space, so you correct those scientists.
Thank you very yeah. I think we need to get
on this play.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Verse Victoria the same time every single weekday morning remembers
you want to play Victoria, just dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Is time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Mike is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of two years, Christina,
might be messing around. So we'll see if we can
helphim out. In a second, we call her and try
to find out if he is cheating. Mike, sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but why
do you think Christina might be cheating?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Tell you guys, thank you. I'm kind of a mess
over this. I really appreciate it and kind of helped
you give me so. Me and Chris we've been together
about two years and we've lived together for about a
year and it's great most of the time. You know,
we fight like any other couple, but to be honest,
they give in usually because my parents fought like crazy
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and that ended in a really bad divorce when I
was younger, so I don't want to deal with anything
like that. And she's a great woman, and I want
to she's always wanted to go to the Bahamas. Okay,
so I work hard. I've got a good job, but
I wanted to make some extra money and I have
one part time job. And then offense told me about
how we door dashed and I would stood money and
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it's not too difficult. So I started doing that, and
it's true, it has been. It's been great, like it's
kind of fun to be honest with you. And so
the other night went last week, I got a car,
I got a job where I had to brim a
pizza to a hotel. And when I made the delivery,
you know they don't you go right upstairs and they're
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used to us by now. And I knock on the
door and the guy opens the door and he takes
a pizza, and I hear a woman's voice on the
inside go oh great, I'm hungry and forty perfect timing,
and I swear it was Christina. I swear it was
her voice. And I almost turned it around and went
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back in and knocked on the door. But what if
I'm wrong, right, What if it's not her, I look
like an idiot, and who knows how that could blow up?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Where did she tell you she was that night?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
You know she works nights a lot. You know, she's
in public relations and they have events and convention censors,
even hotel sometimes you know, the conference room and stuff
like that. So it's not odds for her to not
not be around at night, And I don't know what
to think.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Well, before that, did you have any idea in your
head or feeling that something was going on?
Speaker 9 (37:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Not really, No, it's it's really been great. That's why
I wanted to get her this trip to the Bahamas
so badly, because I'm in love. I'm totally in love,
and I don't want to I don't want to accuse
her of anything, right, I don't, But I'm at the
point but talking with my boys about it, and it's like,
I got to know, it's kind of no, I can't
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just steep going on like this.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Did you ask her about anything else? Like is she
spending more time with friends? Like?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Is she being weird towards you? Intimately?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Like this? This was weird because that night I brought
food home with me and she actually said, no, I'm good.
I had peaks that at work. Oh okay, literally like
a one to two punch, right. Yeah, I'm kind of
sitting my sumit's driving home, and I just moved here, so,
you know, I kind of felt like a fresh start,
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kind of, you know, after I haven't been sit through
another break up not too long ago, really right, a
few years back, and I figured this was going to
be great, and then this out of nowhere, it feels
like to me, really really fukens were going.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well, we'll see if we can help you out.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You already told us what grocery store she's a rewards
card member at. So we'll call, pretend to be from
the grocery store and say that every single month, one
of our rewards card members gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Okay, Okay, that's a good way to do it, all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Right, Well, play a song come back and get you
to catch a cheater next. If you just joined us
for today is to catch a cheater. Mike is on
the phone, and Mike thinks that his girlfriend of two
years named Christina might be cheating. So we're about to
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a Rewards card member at and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered
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from our Florida department, and we'll see if she sends
those to her boyfriend Mike or to somebody else. But first, Mike,
why don't you break down your situation for us again?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Real quick? I was delivering a pizza one night, doing
part time job for door Dash to try to save
money to bring my beloved girlfriend on her dream trip
to the Bahamas, and I could swear I heard her
voice in the hotel room after a guy answered the door, saying,
Oh great, I'm hungry and forny.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Perfect time, he says, Bob, I mean a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But yeah, all right, Mike, are you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yes, sir, Okay, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Hi, this is Corporal calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Christina.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Uh, this is she.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Hi, Christina, how are you? Please?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Don't hang up? This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually going with a big congrats and thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
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Speaker 9 (39:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Every single month we choose one Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us, just our way of saying
thank you. You've just won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's
at three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
All I would need from you is ready to go
to the first and last name of the person you
want to send them to, anything that you might want
to put on the card and the address, and then
we'll be good to go.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, let's send them to Danny.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Got it? Okay? And do you want to put anything
on a card to Danny?
Speaker 9 (40:34):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Okay, So I feel like we've like a card message?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
Why don't we say sorry about the extra room charges?
We got messy? What can I say?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay? I won't ask any questions, but that's what I Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
I knew it. I Christina, I literally cannot believe.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
This, Christina, this is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hi, I'm Nina and Victoria and my name is Jubel
and that's your boyfriend Mike.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Wait ahead, Christina, everybody, what what? What are you going
to say? You got a little messy? Wait? Yeah, I
mean we do.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
A sigment on the show.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Christina called to catch a cheater wherever you think your
significant other might be messing around. You see who they
send flowers to.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
So okay, well what you think I'm like cheating on you?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
You're a big girl. Go ahead, talk talk, go ahead,
explain what you just said. You got a little messy
in a hotel room with another guy. It was about
an event.
Speaker 10 (41:46):
I don't even know what.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Are you doing right now?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I don't like this job.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
I work in PR. We work really late.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
This is literally I was I.
Speaker 12 (41:55):
Told you that we had an event last month, and
that's Danny.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I work with Danny. What.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, Okay, there was no event at the hotel, Christine.
I've checked. It was dead. And not only that, the
front desk guy said it was a slow night. Okay,
Well what are you talking about? You know?
Speaker 7 (42:13):
What?
Speaker 6 (42:14):
What?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
What am I happing about? What am I talking about?
Speaker 11 (42:17):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You tell me what the hell you're saying right now?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Oh you know what I'm saying. And then Canadian bacon
and pineapple on a pizza? What else? What is that?
And why was there only one five? If it's for
an event, if it's for your whole workers as you
like to say, whole work is my Okay, you've got
nothing to say, right, You've got nothing to me.
Speaker 11 (42:39):
I think I think that we can talk about this
not on the radio, like this is crazy.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Okay, great, so let's talk about it later if you like.
But why not right now? What are you afraid of?
Speaker 11 (42:52):
I'm not afraid of anything.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
This is this is insane in fact that you literally
called the radio.
Speaker 12 (42:57):
Are you gonna try and frame me for cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Like?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
This is? This is to do? I don't know what
else would do, Christina?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
But did you, Christina?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Did you cheat on him?
Speaker 12 (43:07):
I didn't cheat on you.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
At all?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Now?
Speaker 12 (43:18):
What does cheating even mean?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
You know?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Where? Okay? So there was a line potentially crossed, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 12 (43:26):
There was maybe about her cross but it's not like
it was a big deal, Like it really wasn't anything,
And honestly.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Really really it wasn't a big I should have listened
to my brother. I swear I should have listened to
my brother.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
You're amazing, You're amazing when he.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Met you didn't.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
What do you want to what do you want to.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
See? What I mean? One? Idiots?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Why listen.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
I'm sorry. We can talk about it.
Speaker 12 (43:52):
It happened one time, and like it's not that big
of a deal, like a.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Really mineral streep. You're amazing, you're really amazing.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
You play with a whole Okay, you want to modelog
so you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Guys, I think gonna be pretty nice right now. That's
this is why I wanted to do it in front
of people, because I knew if it was in front
of your friends or if we were by ourselves, you're
just gonna deny it and you're gonna turn it into
something else like you're trying to do right now.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I'm just saying that this is insane behavior.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Well, you just said that you cheated, but it's not
a big deal. That feels to me.
Speaker 9 (44:31):
Listen, sweetheart, you have behavior, I'm telling you right now, like.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry. You're gonna be sorry
in your own apartment. When you get home, pack your
bags and be out.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
Be gone.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I'm gonna stay by my brothers for a couple of nights,
and when I come back, I don't want you there. Okay,
the least is in my name? You understand. Oh wow,
you're just kicking me out. Wow, I'm picking you up.
But I'm giving you time. I'm giving you time. You
can take a couple of days. You have my number.
You just text me and tell me when you're done.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
I had no idea that you were so judgmental.
Speaker 12 (45:08):
I see one time and.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Then you're doing.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
Guys, definitely not soon.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Let me just tell you I got thousands of dollars
saved up to take you to the Bahamas, and I
can't wait to find someone else to bring to the
Bahamas instead of you.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
Wow, really the Bahamas? You know how much I wanted
to go to the Bahamas?
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Oh I do? I do. That's why this will be
so much fun. Well maybe you should have thought of
that before you had a pizza with everything on top
with your boy And why your friend the list is
kind of cute. They just should want to come to
the Bahamas with me.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
Okay, you're disgusting the Jubal shows to Catch a Cheater,
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
We're having to Thank a Teacher kind of summer with
iHeartRadio's Thank a Teacher, which means you think about who
your favorite teacher is, you get to nominate them and
maybe they'll win five thousand dollars to help them get
all the back to school supplies that they need, and
they'll really loved because you nominated them.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
And then you know, we love our teachers. Five thousand
dollars of love. That's a lot of love.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
And these are public school teachers that we're talking about.
So you can register a teacher.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
If you're tell them that you nominated them, and they
teach a kid and they get the five thousand bucks and.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Plus, I mean, you know, whatever angle you want to
think about, use it. You can nominate that teacher. I've
a six one Seattle dot Com. Did you know that
a leading indicator of recession is by noticing a woman's.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Hair specifically, Oh that makes sense lns loon blondes.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yes, because you'll notice the roots a lot more.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
I guess this all actually really makes sense, But I
didn't realize that how many hairstylists have been talking about
this and finding new ways to get people into their
chair because everybody is feeling more comfortable with allowing their
roots to show. So a lot of services or a
lot of stylists are starting to do this whole free
haircuts with color service. Meanwhile, if you're stilust listening to me, you're.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Like, shut up, no, we're not.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
But it's trending. So I didn't make it up. But
there is a big way to like to see the
shift in economic times when you see everybody's hair, and
part of it too, I feel like is also summer
and we're a little bit lazier, and it is expensive.
It costs so much to get down.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
If you're a woman, it really really get it done.
And then you go back after you get it done
and you don't like it, so you have to go
back for like three more appointments after to get whatever fixed.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, it's just the way it works.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's just so crazy. But like, fashion is such an
interesting thing. I was reading a whole article about this
the other day. In addition to the roots thing, different colors,
like you know they have the color of the year
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, last year there was like a muted color.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
And the reason that they used a muted color is
because you're still wearing clothes, Like the clothes color have
faded because you're keeping clothes longer because you don't want
to buy more clothes. Like, there's all these indicators in
the fashion industry of what recession and what is and
what is not a recession. It's fascinating. Skirt lengths is
another thing. For some reason, I don't know what that is. Yeah,
(48:16):
it's because you you broke your heels and you're not
going to buy new ones, so now you're wearing a
longer skirt that goes better with flats or something like that,
Like I can't remember what it was, but it's something
like that. It's like, all these things like all add up.
So apparently women can give indicators long before an actual
recession that there is a recession coming.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
But I think the one lesson here is, though, is
that you can always feel good about yourself with whatever
it is that you have.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's a lesson.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Yeah, that's a lesson. Present yourself however you feel best.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
So the economy is good and everyone's like, yeah, roots
are showing.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Bat and forehead wrinkles.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Are moving.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
That's really funny. Have you guys heard about the viral
poop rule? I know it sounds a lot worse than
it is, and I don't really like to say that
kind of stuff because I'm an eady. But apparently there's
a new way to declutter your space. And this is
actually a self proclaimed ADHD content creator. Her name is Becca,
and she says the way to know when to get
(49:21):
rid of things in your home isn't it's kind of
like the what was her name?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
That was like does this spark Joycondo?
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Yeah, so it was like the Maricondo method, but this
is the poop method, the poop rule if you will, So,
you pick up an item in your home and you say,
if this had poop on it, would I keep it
or would I throw it away? And if the answers
you throw it away, then you shouldn't have it.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'd throw everything away if it had poop on it?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
What you wouldn't clean it? Probably not. I couldn't get
out of my head.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Yeah, it's like if you have a dog or babies,
that shouldn't be that big of a.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Deal to you. I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
It's in my backyard because my dog poop's there, his
friend want to be around.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Okay, it sucks and I'm trapped in my house. You
don't clean it.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
No, I clean it, but just knowing that it's been
all around there and I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I went out there the other day. I was like,
it was a nice day. I was like, I'm going
to sit out here and try it out. And then
I walked down.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I was like, I don't know where to sit because
he's pooped on stuff back here.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
No, maybe that's that's a me thing, less a thing.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I mean, you know it's natural.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
I really don't know however you use it if you
just feel like I'm done now, that's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Jewels.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Dirty little secret Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (50:44):
I do have a pretty dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Sweet what is it?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
So?
Speaker 13 (50:49):
I just got back from Bahamas. It was an amazing trip.
I went with some friends and I went with my
roommate as well. And my dirty little secret is that
she paid for a lot of my trip but doesn't
really know it.
Speaker 10 (51:09):
Card.
Speaker 13 (51:12):
So she's like pretty like well off. She works in
tax she's barely home. So I take care of like
all of the bills like electric, internet, the rent and everything,
and she just you know, then knows me the money.
So I knew that I had this trip coming up
with our friends and with her and everything. So I've
(51:33):
kind of just been overcharging her for some of the
bills that we have and then you know, taking a
cut for myself off the top. Yeah, so she basically
kind of you know, I didn't do it for like
only three months. That's not going to be a long
term thing. I've been like, oh, there's a spike in
(51:54):
our bill, you know, since it's the summertime, the air conditioner,
and I made about six hundred dollars be able to
just blow on vacation.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
I love how you're describing all of this. My friend
paid for my trip, but she doesn't know it. I
made six hundred dollars. Girl, you stole from your best
friend so you could do something for herself.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (52:14):
Well, I mean she's not missing the money, and you know,
I have to take care of all the bills. It's
like taking a percentage, you know. And you know, I've
also taken some of her clothes, like you know, just
like a necklace, a bikini and stuff for the trip
and she didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Wow. Wow, I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
I'm not going to do it long term.
Speaker 13 (52:37):
I just needed, you know, a couple extra hundred bucks
for this trip, because they all spend so much money
and I have like the worst job out of all
of them.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little
it's like Robin Hood.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, steal from the rit pay for the poor.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
What's your dirty little secret.
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