The Full Jubal Show from June 2nd, 2025

Today’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. We’ve got pranks, pyrotechnics, and people getting ghosted for not being cowboy enough. Here's what went down:

• To Catch a Cheater: AJ suspects his wife is cheating—and the flower delivery test reveals she is seeing someone else. But plot twist: they’re in an open relationship… she just forgot to mention her emotional affair. Oh, and shoutout to Interstate 10 and Jenny.

• Jubal Phone Pranks: Donk is the new owner of a swim school and wants to rebrand it as “Donk’s Brosion Swim Academy.” Sarah, the manager, is not amused—especially when Donk asks about weighted floaties and starts talking in the third person.

• Dirty Little Secret: She used to have a sugar daddy. Now she’s dating someone new—and just met his parents. Guess who the dad is? Yup. It’s him. The secret gets deeper... and more awkward.

• First Date Follow-Up: Cole thought he found “the one” at Stagecoach. But it turns out Tarren wanted a real cowboy—not a guy who can twerk to Snoop Dogg in joggers. That’s genre confusion at its finest.

• You vs. Victoria: Eleven-year-old Hailey brings the heat in trivia and hands Victoria a big fat zero. Turns out caphemeral is a word, and gasoline still smells good to some people.

• What’s Trending with Nina: A fan got hit in the head with a firework at a Jelly Roll show—right as he sang “I’m so damaged beyond repair.” Plus, Cardi B is thriving with her new man (Stefon Diggs!) while Offset sulks. She also dropped what she spends monthly—and it’s wild.

• Celebrity Weirdness: Sydney Sweeney’s selling soap made with her actual bathwater, joining the ranks of celebs who’ve sold tissues, gum, and kidney stones. We break down the grossest things ever bought in the name of fandom.

• Senior Pranks Gone Wrong: From super gluing every locker to unleashing snakes and moving all the desks onto the roof, these pranks made headlines—and sometimes police reports. Oh, and someone’s summer school teacher may have flirted way too hard.

This one’s a rollercoaster—jump on.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you in the market for some disgusting, gently used,
or heavily soiled celebrity merchandise? I know always well, if
you are, you're in luck. Because one celebrity is going
viral this morning because of an item that they've started selling,
and some people can't wait to get their hands on it.
Others are refusing to touch it without sanitary gloves on. Okay,
so we'll tell you what it is. And also there's

(00:21):
a list of other disgusting things that celebrities have been
able to sell that's going viral, but it's white Lotus
Stars Sidney Sweeney. Oh, she's now selling a soap that's
infused with her bathwater. Nice. I do like Cid Sweeney,
but I don't think I want her bathwater. It's not
really her bathwater. I think it's really your bathwater. They
say it really is. Yeah, she was doing a photo
shoot and was in the bath and apparently they took

(00:44):
that water and made soap out of it. So she's selling.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean, I saw the pictures, but I feel like,
once that's all gone, you're just gonna take regular water
and you're still gonna call it Sidney Sweeney's bathwater, and
you know it's gonna buy it, Sidney Sweeney's fans.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You can't say.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's your bathwater and it not actually be your bathwater.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Just lying. People can do anything, and they lie all
the time. Be described as an outdoorsy scent of Douglas
Fir and earthy moss. That's what she means. Yeah, that's what.
There you go, that's what her bathwater is. Like, I
guess some people are into it. Other people are saying
it's discussing and they wouldn't buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, there's a whole run of I mean also because
she was on Euphoria as well, and so there's a
whole run of creepy dudes out there.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, that's most Mostly who will buy it are the
creepy dudes out there who are like, yeah, I've always
wanted to drink her bath water.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
But if they start a line of like other people's
bathwater too, like that could be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Like Captain America's now has his own soap, which is
why would you buy that?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Because it's cool you have a Chris Evans bath bomb,
Like I would love that.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, there are people that will buy almost anything from
a celebrity. There's a list going viral of other disgusting
things that celebrities have sold. James Franco sold used tissues
in dirty socks. Why he auctioned off has used tissues
and unwashed socks and other random minus for charity And
the worst part, people actually bid on them enthusiastically. Doesn't

(02:09):
say how much, No, it doesn't say how much they
sold for, but the fact that they sold for anything, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Is that like okay, okay, fine, I don't actually want
the socks and the tissues.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I just want to donate to charity. Or is that
just like James Franco. Also, if you're James Franco, something
better like, hey, we have a charity auction coming up. Yeah,
you can take my dirty socks. You don't any think
about that. Here's some dirty socks for your kids or
whoever you're raising money for. He knows that people will

(02:42):
pay for it.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The people that have that fetish, though, are the ones
that are going to drop the serious money.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know this already. Why are we shocked?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I don't know why he doesn't have a line of cannabish.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah I don't. I don't think he does. I don't
why I just have that Scarlett Johansson actually sold used
tissue from the Night Show. She didn't sell herself, but
she blew her nose on a tissue during a two
thousand and eight Tonight Show appearance, and Jay Leno put
the sealed bag of that tissue on eBay and it's
sold for fifty three hundred dollars. Johansson snot for what

(03:16):
do you do with that? Though, like literally other than
throw it in the trash? Like, what are you doing
with that? You don't want to know? Fifty dollars for that?
You know? Lady Gaga, By the way, you're never more
twenty minutes away from Lady got tickets? Youre right? Her?
And Lady Gaga sold a perfume with her DNA. Oh,

(03:38):
she released a fragrance called Fame that supposedly contains traces
of her own blood and other notes. Other notes, but
DNA's and everything.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
By the way, you can scratch your you can scratch
your arm and have DNA and you're under your fingernails.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You can make like a replica. Almost we're getting there.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, if you're big enough fan, the DNA is
what you want, you know what I mean, Like if
you are a psycho fan, that is.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
What you want, you said, Psycho. That's a piece of them.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Like I understand, not that I needed it, but you know,
I get big enough.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Fan just wants more music, you know.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Like a psycho fan man is like to see your
show to get tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I really like Lady Gaga. A crazy fan is like
I want her DNA. Yeah, to spread it on me
every day. William Shatner kind of cool. Captain Carrot, he
passed a kidney stone. Oh no, no, yeah, he sold
his kidney stone for twenty five thousand dollars, so they

(04:42):
actually bought it for twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's okay. Now we've now crossed the line. This is
we're with. The line has been crossed.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Wait, why is blood okay? But I didn't even know.
I don't know. It's just it's really different, Like the
kidney stone is your waist.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Well.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Also, I think this show is missing a money making opportunity.
Justin Timberlake did an interview with the radio station back
in the day and he was eating French toast and
whoever was interviewing him grabbed the crumbs from the French
toast sold it on eBay. For one thousand dollars. What
so the next time we do an interview with a
big celebrity, we'll feed them and then we'll sell the scraps.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, where you take the water bottle and you get
to saliva agava.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Are perfectly okay. We did it with Justin Bieber.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Saliva. Nobody bought it. We kept it, but it was
the right idea.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What did you do with it? We kept it in
my office.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
You have.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I did.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't know what happened to it. Nima, the DNA
man Britney Spears also was able to sell some chewed
gum of Britney Spears and went for over fourteen thousand dollars.
Whoa fourteen thousand dollars people of Britney Spears chewed gum.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Because of the DNA gum games A DNA pretty much
off anything that touches you. Really, Yeah, but then what
do you do with it? Unless you're not like a
biomedical person crime.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's just like knowing that you have it, It's like
you have a little piece of that person.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
With you at all times, and you on that gum
and you're like, it's kind of like me and Brittany
are making right now, which era Brittany, and then looking
at Kirk's kidney stone that I am. I want to
listen and eat justin Timberlake's French toast scrumbs and put
on James Franco's dirty sock and take a bath in

(06:43):
the soap from Sydney Sweeney in Again, there's a difference
between crazy fan. It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on
the twenties Swim School. This is Sarah. Yeah, what's up, sir?

(07:06):
It's donk.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm sorry, who oh oh, Paul Donkler, But like everybody
calls me donk. How's it going?

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Uh good? I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know who you are. Oh well yeah maybe
I don't know if they told you or not. But
like the previous owners of the swim school sold it. Yes, yeah,
you can call me donk. Everybody just calls me donk.
But yeah, what's up. I'm the new owner.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Don't like d O n K Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Because my name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just
calls me donk. So but yeah, I just purchased a
swim school having had a chance to drop in there,
you know, but like a plan coming in the next
few weeks or so, but I want to call and
connect with you because you know, you're like the manager
and all that stuff. So uh, real quick, like immediately,
I want to start making some changes, you know what

(08:05):
I mean, And so I want to go over those
with you.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Yeah, what kind of changes because like if we're talking protocol,
like we obviously have to follow a very strict protocol
because we're children.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, so first thing, like the way you answered the phone,
you know you said the name of the old school.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
I didn't know that there was a name change.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Wow, So we're changing the name like effective immediately, you know,
so from now on you might want to write it
down just so you remember it and then I'll bring
it on.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I remember it if it's just the name of the school. Sorry,
what what is it called?

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Now?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh? Docs Brochian Swim Academy like bro is capitaliz though.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Like Brochure like Ocean but bro.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, I know it's pretty sweet.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
I mean, is this is this something that we can
talk to the board about, like is the board still
the same or because like that's we're gonna lose business.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well, hold up a second, Okay, Donk has a question for.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
You God, you speaking the third person?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, what is your question?

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Donk?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, first of all, no, it's just me and you
on the phone. Nobody else.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
I know, I know, but we we used to have
a board said about.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Like three people or whatever, and I just won't let
you know, like I do not do that. I do
not have other people listening in on my calls. Like
you know, it's just me and you.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
The wires are tap, Donk. I just want to know
who these changes are going through. Are you just like
firing everyone in, like in terms of higher management besides me,
or like what.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
What's the Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, no, I'm cool with like keeping on any employee
that is able to like meet the standards of Donk's
Brotion Swim Academy. You know, as long as they can
put on a white vest and swim with that thing on.
No big deal.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
No, no it is. It is a big deal.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Don't we deal with children learning to swim. There's a
huge liability here. You cannot just be really nilly with this.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah. Sorry, I feel like you're being not reasonable, you
know what, Sarah, Like, I gotta tell you, like we
have not met yet, but like when I come in there,
I'm excited to me because like, I totally respect all
the pash you have, you know what I mean, Like
you got a lot of pash. I got a lot
of pash, and together we're gonna kill it. You know.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Well that makes one of us. No, I'm sorry, I
just I have so many questions. I yes, I I
want to meet with you, but.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I I I got a question for like because you know,
I haven't had a chance to go over like all
the supplies and stuff. Do we have weighted floaties or
does that some dominies to get waited well, like you know,
like weighted floaties because it's never too early. It's our

(10:59):
working on the adults, you know what I mean. And
so like you're getting a double workout in I'm.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. DONK you you realize this
is a swim school for children.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Right, yeah, And that's why I don't wants to start
the kids off on the path to success when it
comes so like everything, you know, because it all starts
with your physique.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
We need to make them feel safe in the water.
We do not want to create a traumatizing experience for
these children.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
DONK.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
To be honest, you're scaring.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
The out of me right now, and I'm just going
to start packing my stuff effective immediately.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
I quit. Hey, Sarah, don't quit. Yeah, this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on
you and your husband set you your husband set you up.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Adam. I'm going to kill her.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'm going to kill her, he said to the swim
school you managed, just got new ownership. He wanted to
freak you out.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Well success, geez, this.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone, we say mornings.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
On the twenties time fornas. What's trending?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
So a fan was stuck was struck in the head
by a firework at the Post Malone and jelly Roll
concert and a fan.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh yikes.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I think it's kind of because the fan was paying
more attention to her phone than she was what was happening,
because otherwise she probably could have ducked the firework.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
But she got on video.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Now she does have it on video. And the reason
why it's trending so much is that jelly Roll was
performing his song called Save Me and the lyrics that
he was singing at the very moment her head was
struck by a firework was I'm so damaged beyond repair
and good song. But that's pretty fun, and she she's okay,
like otherwise I would wouldn't be laughing. Like she just

(12:41):
kind of got like a little sting and her hair
started to smoke, and so later she went to the
hospital and she's like.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh my head hurts because she had a little burn
for the Yeah, but also cash in I would see
jelly roll post malone the venue. Nice to me for
not telling me for no good reason. All right, everybody's
getting can you can you sue for that? Though you

(13:07):
just said you could. Probably can? Yeah, she probably can.
But if somebody messed up, somebody messed up, somebody reason
that fireworks should be heading towards the audience. Yeah, okay,
that is definitely a mess up.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Can you sue a baseball team if you get hit
in the head with a baseball at a baseball game?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
But that's very different because fireworks are supposed to go
up like that's going into this stands like the fans
like want to.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Enter your own wrist?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
What I bet you could sue a baseball team if
you got hit by a firework?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, a baseball game, definitely, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Because you can't control where the ball goes when like
the batter hits it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
The fireworks, yeah, like the fire and stuff should not
be going out in the crowd.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, either way, she could a duct if she was
paying attention, was my point.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
What if it, which she probably don't have missed it.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
We can't blame the victim.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
She just has some burns on her scalp, which probably
does not feel awesome. So be careful if you're out
a show, but pay attention so you conduct the fireworks. Okay,
help me understand this one.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
The headline is basically that Miley Cyrus released new music
and her new song allegedly shades do Alipa.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
They have a song together? Why would she shade? I
don't know. We don't know what's happened since.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
So, Miley has a new album called Something Beautiful, and
her song every Girl You've Ever Loved allegedly is about
Dua because the lyrics say she speaks the perfect French,
she can dance the night away and still she won't
never break a sweat. She'll never break a sweat.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Dang, it does sound like she's shading to Alipa.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Why though, Why? Why it was bad about what she said.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
That sounds like it's just a list of compliments, like
she can speak perfect French.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, she can dance and she doesn't sweat. That's kind
of cool. That's not it's like a superpower. Yeah, that's
not shade. It's just mentioning her. Yeah, maybe let's the
rest a song about I don't know, it's a list
of girls she loves. Yeah, I mean maybe.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
But if you're saying she'll never break a sweat, it's like, Okay,
she's so perfect.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
She just doesn't break a sweat. I don't know, but
it's like, oh my god, she's so perfect. I love her.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
The internet is like, is making it into something, and
this beef, fake beef, non existent beef is trending for
whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Let's not make it into something, right.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's not have to be like that.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, let's not just put them against other. They both
are good at their own thing.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Leave it at that, isn't it because slept with her
boyfriend Juple. I remember hearing about that something like that.
That's what it was.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Never breaks a sweat, gets nervous because she thinks she's
better than everybody.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Tried something so quickly with that. Wait, you guys, I
didn't say I'm not the one who slept with a boyfriend.
That was yeah. No, Miley is the one saying she
thinks she's better than everybody. That is what I think.
People are believing that she's saying, yeah, and then Miley
slept with leaves uncle to get back at her. That's true.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
It happens to be Billy Ray Cyrus's best friend, which
creates a whole different act game and gives fodder for
do A Liipa's next song.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Exactly married, just has a newborn baby, so there's a
lot of stuff going on there. Well, you guys can't
forget that. Do Aleipa's dad is hot, so there's that.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, right, and Dave GROLs involved at some point yep
as well.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I think, how did what just happen? Yeah, that's what's trending.
You just pulled all of that out of nowhere. I
heard it on the internet. I'm watching Victoria's that explode
in real time.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Aj is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.
He's been married to his wife for three years and
now he thinks something's going on, so hopefully we can
help him out. Sorry, you have to come on the
show this way, AJ, But what's up? Why do you
think you're watch cheating on you?

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Thanks, I don't know what I'm saying, thanks, but thanks
for having me. Uh yeah, So my wife, she's been
acting really distant recently and a lot more secretive than usual.
And I don't know, like she's been spending a lot

(17:04):
of time away from home, you know, and you know,
she she works out of the house, away from the house,
and I mean, she's claiming that she's out with her
friends when she's not at work or she's working late.
But I don't know, it just seems weird and consistent,
like something's just off, and you know, like all the

(17:26):
vibes are strange. But then, like specifically, I found this
weird receipt for flowers that I never gave to her,
and I don't know where it came from. It was
just there and I asked her about it, and she
said that she sent her sisters some flowers, and you know,

(17:48):
she was like avoiding eye contact and was a little
snippy with me, and I don't know, it was she's
just being weird. He didn't say, right, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Sending your sister flowers doesn't feel like that's too weird.
But on top of everything else, I can see how
that would be kind of a flag. How is she
dressing when she goes to work when she says she's
out with her friends and stuff. Is she wearing her
regular clothes or does it seem like she bought anything
new or a little bit I don't know, tighter.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
I mean, she hasn't.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Been buying new stuff, but does seem a bit more elevated,
like a bit more jewelry recently, and like you know,
she's been wearing her her perfume bit more consistently, Like
definitely not once again like a red flag, but like
strong reddish yellow, kind of blood orange.

Speaker 10 (18:42):
She's making an effort more than she did before. Okay,
I see, yeah, definitely. Is there anybody that you suspect
she could be cheating with?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
God, I don't know, maybe somebody at work or like
I already feel weird being on the radio. I don't
really exactly I want to say exactly what she does,
but she does deal with a lot of clients and patients,
so like could be someone that she met along the
way that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Is she a doctor?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
She works in the medical field?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, okay, is there anything else going on that you.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Just Our conversations have been really short, like they haven't really,
I don't know, had much depth to them. It seems
to be like about scheduling, like what we're going to
do with our days doesn't seem you know, the question
like how are you doing? It doesn't really seem to
be coming through. Even when I ask her, it's just

(19:41):
like one word responses.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
They're not connecting, kind of disengage.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, very separate.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well, you told us what a grocery store she's a
rewards member at, So we'll play a song come back,
and then call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky rewards member who gets three flowers deliver from
our floral department, and we'll see if she sends those
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Okay, thanks, I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, pleas I'll come back. Get your to Catch a
Cheater next, It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on
The Jubil Show.

Speaker 9 (20:13):
And only on the new hits one oh six point one.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater if
you're just joining us. AJ is on the phone and
he thinks that his wife of three years named Sutton
might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if she sends those flowers to AJ or to somebody else.

(20:38):
But before we do that, AJ, why don't you break
down your situation again one more time.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
So my wife, she's been acting really distant and we
haven't really been connecting on many things. And I found
this really weird random receipt for a bunch of flowers,
and I can tender about it because you know, it
wasn't I didn't get any flowers. And she says she's
to her sister, and you know, it just didn't seem right.

(21:04):
She was wearing eye contact and like, there's no connection,
there's no MUDs are off. It's a bunch of orange flags. Okay,
I'm just suspicious.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 5 (21:17):
I guess so, no time like the present.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for our awards member named Sudden.

Speaker 11 (21:38):
Yeah, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations Sudden, you're this month's
a big winner.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
I don't understand. I didn't know there's like a a
sort of an award thing happening.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single week,
we choose one rewards member at random, we get three
flowers delivered from our floral department, meant just to say
thank you very much for shopping with us. So you've
actually won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
Really, it's like free, You're just gonna give me flowers.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yes, absolutely free. There is no purchase. You'll get confirmations
on everything. It's just our way of saying thank you
for shopping.

Speaker 11 (22:20):
Okay, and I picked them up or you send them out.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Here's how it works. I can take down the information
just in a matter of minutes over the phone. If
you know who you want to send to right now,
I'm prepared to do that. I can also set up
a time where I can call you back. If that works,
you can send them wonderful. We'll start with a name,
first and last name, and then we'll get whatever you
want to put on the card to that person and
then the ad.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
Okay, can you send it to Jackson?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes, I can Jackson? Got it? Jackson? Okay, got that?
And do you want a car? Do you want to
include a card with the flowers?

Speaker 11 (22:56):
Yes? Do I tell you what? You're right?

Speaker 7 (23:00):
A card? Or do you have the other like.

Speaker 11 (23:01):
Cards or trump?

Speaker 6 (23:02):
You?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You can tell me what to put on it?

Speaker 11 (23:05):
Okay, can you right?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Hold on?

Speaker 11 (23:08):
I'm trying to think it's something cute.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Can you write.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
Every time I see you, my world feels brighter.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Every time I see you, my world feels brighter.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
And then right, I can't wait to spend more time together.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
We need to spend more time together. I can get
that too, Okay, great, Yeah, that's great. Okay, great, And
I would get the address from you, but I'm not
going to do that because this is actually the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show, and we do a segment called
to Catch It Teeter where you see if your significant
other might be messing around based on who they send
flowers to. And your husband AJ is actually on the
phone and he's been listening.

Speaker 11 (23:46):
I don't understand this is a radio station.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yes, yeah, okay, I'm jumping Hey what.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
I don't understand what you're doing or why you're doing it.
And I don't know why you didn't tell me about
this person.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
This is really.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
Why are you calling a radio station and you're not
talking to me about this?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
We haven't been talking about anything. It's been hard to
like nail you down. It's been hard to find a
moment to talk about anything. This is the only way
I could actually think of.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
I didn't want to do this. I feel like we
haven't been connecting.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
I feel like there's a weird thing with the flowers
that sent You said you sent to your sister, but
I don't think that was to your sister, Like I
still don't was that also to whoever the hell Jackson
is is? Is that who you've been seeing after work?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Like?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Have you actually been hanging out with your friends?

Speaker 11 (24:46):
It just seems very bizarre because nothing has been really different.
And you know that we're in an open relationship, and so.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
You know that I want people.

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Do you see people too? Oh, he didn't tell you
they were in an open relationship. Yes, we're in a
different relationships, so so it's okay for me to.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Be seeing someone right.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yes, yes, we are in an open relationship. But she
has been honest with me, which means that she's been cheating.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, i's how it works though, Like you can see
other people only if you tell each other you're seeing
other people and like what their names are and stuff. Yes, okay,
but she's cheating because she didn't tell you about Jackson.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
I'm not cheating. We're just supposed to tell each other
when we're seeing someone and about them. And it's true
I didn't tell them.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
So why not?

Speaker 11 (25:41):
Because it's it's just become a little bit emotionally intense
with Jackson, and I knew that you wouldn't approve AJ,
so I didn't want to tell you.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Does that mean that you're cheating even more?

Speaker 6 (25:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
So if you weren't hiding it from me, I wouldn't
I wouldn't think it was cheating.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
There's a very fun line there, and I don't it
is about this stuff. So just because it's a little
bit emotional, then you get like completely hung up about it.
Don't ask me all these questions and things.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Do I care about it? I don't.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
I don't think that. Sorry, I'm having a hard time
dealing with you just keeping this from me right now.
We built this, We built this on trust. We built
like we talked about communicating communication, and you're not communicating
with me.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
But if you have a deal where you have an
over relationship and you're supposed to tell each other things,
then sudden, can't you see how you would expect you
to tell him?

Speaker 11 (26:35):
But I knew he gets so upset about it. It's
that it's emotional.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, if it's emotional, then just don't go there, don't
don't go down that road, don't don't invest in it.
Then don't spend time with him, Like, I don't see
why you're not thinking about this, Okay, don't.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Go down that road. Yeah, what about Interstate ten with Jenny?
What was that about?

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Plus we have put that behind us, okay and talked
about but it's.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
Okay, okay, all right? I mean, I don't know, oh no,
where we're at now, but there's a lot of like Crossland.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I just want to know more about Jenny.

Speaker 11 (27:22):
We can definitely work this out, and I want to
work it out if you. Okay, you are still the
important person to me. I just I tell you that
what we've created, how we have an open relationship, and
that we agreed upon. But we can fix this, Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I want to fix this. I want to fix this too,
and I just want to know I can trust you
as we both.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Try to fix it.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It looks like you both have had your interstate ten.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
Months and we can Maybe you guys can do a
different place, a different highway with each other.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Maybe or maybe not.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 13 (28:03):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia for Lolla Young tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you versus Victoria Hailey. What's up, Haley?
How are you?

Speaker 11 (28:30):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
How are you great? Are you ready see if you
can stop Victoria from getting her second win in a row.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Uh yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Haley.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Your name you the same name as my cousins when
you came on and got me a little scared?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Are you Victoria's cousin?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Haley? Oh no, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
How old are you eleven? Okay? We could have skipped
over that has got a bad it's that age specifically,
they are in school.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I am not they know that they have the knowledge
that Brad asked these random freaking questions to.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
All right, here we go. We're gonna no sympathy. I'm
not listening anymore. Thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to wain. Okay, Okay,
all right, here we go, Hayley. Your time starts now?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
What country has the most time zones, including its territories?
Path What ocean current warms the western coast?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Of Europe.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Which chess piece starts on the corners of the board.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
I can't remember his past.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Which organ in the human body produces in.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What is the term for an animal that is active
both during the day and night, nocturnal?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff, Hayley,
here's a question for you. What's the weirdest smell that
you actually enjoy?

Speaker 6 (30:29):
I don't think I have one.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, like gasoline or grass.

Speaker 11 (30:35):
Ye, gasoline that'd.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Held up my tank on the way to work today,
and it's not really all right, Victoria, what's the weirdest
smell that you actually enjoy?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Not gasoline, I don't I'm trying to think about smells.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Mimosa's breath, victorious cat. Yes, I don't know. That's a
very good question. My t too to think of one, though. Okay,
well let's not wait here we go, I like, when
do you play Sassy with you? We could just be
here for a while. Yeah, thirty seconds. Answer as many

(31:14):
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Haley outright to win.
Are you ready, I think so, no pressure, you're going
for second win in a row, or Haley, you can
tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay, what country has the most time zones including its territories?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Barrow?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
America? What ocean current warms the western coast of Europe?

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Wait Europe Atlantic?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You don't know this. Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Next, which chess piece starts on the corners of the board.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
No, wait, wait, which chest peace starts the ponds?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Which organ in the human body produces insulin?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Oh crap, I don't know, kidney.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
What is the term for an animal that is active
during the day and night.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Active both in the day and night? Hubal, true, that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
So whatever the answer is, that's very true.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
All right. Let's send it over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer. Hailey got
one correct, Victoria got zero correct. Congratulations, you did it.
You stop Victoria from getting your second one in a row.
Eleven year olds are still undefeated. You have bad luck

(32:33):
against eleven year old right now, you got loads of
young tickets too for playing. Let's get the answers now
with Nina.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
The country that has the most time zones including its
territories is France. The ocean current that warms the western
coast of Europe is the Gulf Stream. The chess piece
that starts on the corners of the board is the rook.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
What.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
The organ in the human body that produces insulin is
the pancreas uh. The term for an animal that is
active both during the day and night is ca thermal
conpemeraljeuble brush.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Jubile is a caphemeral being.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Is that it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
That was it?

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Oh yeah, Hayley, thank you for playing.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Thank you for letting me play.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, you play you verse Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Have let me win. Remember, if you
want to play Victoria, all you have to do is
d m us at the Jubile Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 9 (33:29):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Cole is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Terreen.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Cole, how long has
it been since you heard from Tarran?

Speaker 6 (33:51):
I mean it's it's been a few days, and uh,
you know, I I thought we had a real connection,
so it's it's a bummer if.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
It's a few days. Are you sure you're being ghosted?
Have you tried to reach out to her?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
I of course I've tried, and you know, our texted.
I even called once, but uh, you know, just just nothing.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Why don't you tell us about the date?

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Okay? Uh? So last month we met a stage coach
and it was magic. Like we were both in boots,
both vibing to Midland, both saying how you know, rare
it was to meet someone not from out of town
at a festival and you know, boom it was. It
was awesome, Like we lived in the same city, same
side of town. What are the odds of finding some
like that of stage coach? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Not high?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I mean, oh man, Like the whole weekend we just
kept bumping into each other, and you know, we were
partying together with both of our friend groups and it's
just I don't want to be cheesy, but like it
really did feel like it was it was meant to beat.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Okay, Okay, what happened?

Speaker 6 (34:52):
So we we hung out all night. We danced, We
even slow danced like under the stars at one point,
and it was magic. And when we got home I
was so stoked. We actually falled through and grabbed drinks
the next week, like right away. Oh good, Yeah, it
was better than it was great. Like we went to
this bar has like awesome HAPs and music and I

(35:14):
got some wings here, she got fries and we just
shared everything. And I gotta say, she's like hilarious and
smart and kind of spicy. You know, she's definitely my type.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, do you feel like you're her type too?

Speaker 6 (35:28):
I mean, the way she was acting, I certainly did. Well.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
How did things end? Like was the last thing that
that last interaction you had before she stopped texting you?

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Well, I gotta be honest, like it's been a while
since I've felt like an immediate click with somebody, and
she she just kept up with me and called me
on funny ways, like I feel like she saw me,
and like I guess there was this a moment at
the bar I said something dumb like I told her, Hey,
you know, my friends think you're super hot. I know

(36:02):
I like that, so so like that I said that
and like he gave me this look and said like cool,
but why do I need to know that? So I
tried to recover and I was like, no, no, I
mean you're stunning. That's that's that's what I was trying
to say. And yeah, but that was like when I
felt the shift. You know.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, so you felt and so you did feel a shift.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Yeah, and you know it's been like a little bit
over week actually and not forever, but like it's it's
enough time that I've gone from Okay, she's busy to
she's done with me.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
But did you guys plan to see each other again
at the end of the night or you just we're
like cool, thanks, this is fun.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Yeah, we talked about it, and you know, I was
I was like excited and I reached out to her,
and you know, so I haven't heard anything, and I
saw that last night she posted this story about coffee
with the girls. So I felt like, oh, she's definitely
by her phone, and so I just like text her
one last time. I was like, I can't wait to again.
Nothing okay, nothing at all.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Okay, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up, next.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocateslad dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up.
And if you're just joining us, Cole is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Terren. So in a minute,
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Cole, why don't you remind
us about your day with Tarran.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Yeah, well we got a stagecoach. We both lived in
I moved you know, I wanted to see you when
we got back to winto the bar, had a good time,
shared some food, had some laughs, and then since then
she's just ghosted me.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Well you're ready for us to call her.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
I am all right.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Hello, Hi man, I speak to Tarran. Please.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
This is Existly.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hey Taren, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jubile Show. Hi, tarreon Amnina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
How's it going?

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Have you ever listened to the show? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
I mean not not all the time. I'm so sorry,
but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Hey, we're calling you today because we do a segment
on the show and it's called the First Day follow Up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can have us get you on the phone to ask
why you're ghosting. So are you ghosting anybody right now?

Speaker 7 (38:52):
I don't don't know, Like, what is what is happening?

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Right?

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Okay? I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
You want to take a shot at it?

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Is it cold?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Congratulations? Yeah? Do you have a few minutes to tell
us why you're ghosting Cole? He said he really liked
you and thought you guys got along great.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Sure. Yeah, Look, Cole's nice. He's a really nice guy.
But he's just not who I thought he was.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Well?

Speaker 7 (39:23):
Okay, so we met at Stagecoach and there he had
the whole cowboy aesthetic, you know, hat food, sturdy James,
like very Yellowstone.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
But then we.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Got together at a bar and he he was as
different he knew every word to a Snoop Dogg song
and he started talking like we were at this party
and he was wearing like joggers or something.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That sound fun though, So what was the issue?

Speaker 7 (39:55):
Yeah? I mean that was kind of it. Like, I
just he's not he's he's not a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Okay, okay, So you want a cowboy?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Yeah I do, Okay for real, like a like an
actual cowboy.

Speaker 14 (40:14):
I mean he really has down, but like you're not
just talking about a guy who dressed like a cowboy,
like you want an actual guy who works on cows,
works like an actual like chard.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
I don't know if that's how that works.

Speaker 10 (40:32):
Yeah, okay, real cowboy, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Bobby is.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
Well I'm sorry, I just I'm confused, Taren. Hey, I
thought we were having fun. Hey, Taren, that's cold. He's
actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Mm hmm. You you liked me with your cat?

Speaker 6 (41:00):
What do you what are you talking about? No one
at stage Coach is a real cowboy. They just like
I like country music and also hip hops.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
Do me? You you toork man? You tork to gin
and juice in joggers.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Cowboys can't work told me your dream man wears wranglers
and fixes tractors. I thought that was like a type,
not like a hard contract.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
I tried to tell you, I want a man who
smells like leather and hay, not one who smells like
a Didas cologne and like acts like a like a
hip hop pype man.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Who So, I'm sorry you ghosted me over genre confusion,
like I own boose.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
Good for you, and I will always appreciate that, but
I've got to keep looking. You know, my my cowboys
out there. He's probably shoeing a horse right now.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
What do I have to do to last? So you
got on the move, I'm trying. I'm sorry. I don't
have a horse. I have a bmw y exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh okay, I'll ask anyway, Arran, would you like to
go on another date with Cole? Will pay for it?

Speaker 7 (42:15):
If you were who I thought you were when we met,
we would definitely be dating. No hard feelings. You're hot,
You're just not a cowboy, so you do kick I'm hot,
but you are not a cowboy. I'm sorry, Like how
many times? How many times we have to do? How
many times I can break up with you?

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Oh? Yeah, are, Oh, like you're out of the rage.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Do you have any plan for finding a cowboy Tarran?
They're not really that easy to find. I mean you
can go to a rodeo.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
I'm gonna hold out and uh, you know, I'm sure
life will take me there.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Date, we filled all the lock so that our school
was super glue, but there was a fire inspection the
next day and they had to shut the school down
for two weeks because of it, so we accidentally added
two weeks to our school year. Oh that's a text
message we got in at four six one about a
senior prank that somebody did. It is that time of
year where seniors all over the country are pulling their

(43:18):
senior pranks, and there have been a few that have
made national headlines and not for the best reason. So
we'll go over those. Also, if you have a senior
prank that you've done, feel free to share with us.
Text in four one O six one call us eight
eight eight three four three one oh six to one.
But a school in Wisconsin, they crashed a car into
the principal's office. WHOA, that's a prank. They actually it's

(43:41):
kind of I think it's kind of genius. But they
didn't really actually crash a car into it, but they
did saw a car in half and then placed the
front half to appear as though it had crashed into
the school building. They had the bricks, caution tape, and
even exhaust smoke. Oh wow, it went viral. Oh that's
pretty good. Yeah, but I feel like, you know, they
should have realistically just done it. Oh maybe not. That's

(44:01):
commitments on the actual car and half for your senior prank.
I'm just going to say, where did the car come from?
That must be like one of those exceptional schools, because
I never put that much anything in high school.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Well in my high school, so I was too busy
to be involved in senior pranks. But I very much
admired ours. We had this shop team, so they did
a bunch of like auto mechanics stuff, and they even
raced on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like this is a legitimate, like group of people.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
They disassembled an entire car, I think it was like
a Yougo or something like that, and they reassembled it
up on the top floor over the middle of the
building and there was just a car sitting.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
There, like, how did you get here?

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Completely reassembled, and they're like well, how do we get
it down?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
They were, and then the shop people were like, what's
corners crazy? And it went on.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It was up there for like a week. Really, Yeah,
that's impressive. It's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Here's another senior prank that has gone viral that people
are talking about. A school in Illinois. Students let loose
a cow and some chickens in the school building overnight,
and security footage showed the cow sprinting down the hallways.
Officials were not amused, and a few students actually faced
charges for this one because obviously was messed up the school.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, is that also kind of like animal cruelty? I
remember in my high school, I think I was a
sophomore when the seniors did the chicken prank.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
The chicken prank. They did the chicken prank.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
They had chickens all through the hallways just running around,
and there were teachers trying to rally them up, and
there's just feathers flying everywhere, and then there's just chickens.
You're trying not to step on them. Like, where do
these even come from?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Did they do their thing?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I heard the one where I think I thought it
was pigs. I think you've also known with chickens, where
you get like four of them, you release them around
the school, but you number them one, two, three, and five,
So then the entire time everyone's looking for the fourth.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Brank, not the chicken. Funny. That's funny. Another high school
prank that has made news this year is a school
in California. Students filled the entire school with balloons, classrooms, hallways,
a gym. Oh, that's fun, that's fun. Balloon It just
feels a little boring. Yeah, but it's nothing like you
would think, except some of the students were arrested because

(46:13):
it actually caused property damage having balloons everywhere, like.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
That, buildings lifting off its foundation.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
They didn't build it, right, I mean, I think.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
It's probably batter for the environment all that, like whatever
kind of plasticky stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, but if you blow into the balloons and so like,
it's not like with helium or anything, like you're filling
it up.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I want to do that for ours in your prank.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
But they took it way too far and they put
like soap all over the floor so everyone was slipping.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh they did that at my school too. That's not
smart high school. I don't even think there was a
senior prank. Also, I probably wasn't there when it happened,
very low.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
I went to high school in southern Arizona and there
was one year where they released a bunch of snakes
and did the floor than Yeah, there's a bunch of
snakes running around the school.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
That's cool, what I love snakes? Seriously?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, absolutely, I don't know that they weren't wild from
like literally the desert outside, like the rattles.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Another school in Ohio is making headlines because for their
senior prank, seniors managed to move nearly every classroom desk
and chair to the roof of the school. Nice smart,
how breaking and entering much? I mean, how do you
get away with that? I get in trouble. They don't
put that much work in during the year. You know,

(47:36):
it's a lot more fun to do it when you're
not supposed to do. The school is still trying to
figure out how they pulled it off without triggering any
of the alarms. Had it inside man.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Like the one on the inside being like, hey guys,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, it's the gym teacher. It's always hot to did
your were your gym teachers hot?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Mine was on the last was his last leg. I
did have a summer school teacher hit on me when
I was seventeen. What, yeah, did you like that?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I didn't realize that at the time until after we
had a field trip to go on and she was like, hey, Joe,
you can walk with me in the front and then
she held my hand. But like not like like I
was seventeen, that's not okay. Yeah, I know what I
thought about after. I was like, like, you know, years after,
I was like, wait a second, that's not that's not
that's not appropriate. It's not like an eight year old
street like interlocking fingers and stuff. And her and I

(48:28):
would always talk a lot, so I was like, oh, oh, no,
missed opportunity for me previously. No, that's inappropriate behavior. It
is inappropriate behavior. That's very true on your part. I
had not taken advantage of the situation. South you can
just report her. Never applyed myself to anything in high school.

(48:52):
Another school prank is going viral because students filled their
pool with ten thousand rubber ducks. That's harmless. That's a
dumb prank. It's like some of these are dumb. It
did go viral just because of the videos of the
janitor swimming in dule all the rubber. There's like that

(49:15):
one in the middle of Jules dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Yes, I do so. Actually I was like a sugar baby.

Speaker 16 (49:32):
I had a sugar daddy, you know, he should take
care of me, take me on trips and everything. It
was cool and my boyfriend doesn't know and to make
like matters where it's like I just met his parents
and when we get to the house, his dad was
my sugar daddy.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
What wait?

Speaker 17 (49:54):
No, he told me like he was divorced, you know,
he wasn't happy marriage. But he's totally with my boyfriend's mom,
like their man wow together.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And did he recognize you?

Speaker 6 (50:08):
He did?

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Yeah, we just you know, kept it cool. We didn't
mention anything.

Speaker 17 (50:15):
So I guess that's our little secret.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Is he still going to be your sugar daddy? Then,
like it's gonna stay a secret?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
No, I can't use you that. I would be like
so bad, but.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Technically only okay if it's not your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Do you boo exactly? You could be like how much
do you want this secret to stay a secret? Yeah? Blackmail,
even more money from your sugar daddy.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Yeah, but I can just like yeah, and I could probably.

Speaker 16 (50:46):
Just like buy a gift for a boyfriend son, so
everyone's happy.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
So sweet of you you can do that. I mean,
so have you guys talked about it at all? Really?

Speaker 7 (50:55):
No?

Speaker 17 (50:56):
Like after after I visited the parents, you know, I
saw him and like, it's just it's been quiet.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Like he had to hit me up.

Speaker 17 (51:03):
I had to hit him up, and I think it's
I think it's like done officially.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
He had to be freaking out and you showed up.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to pay you off and
keep you keep it a secret.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
I mean maybe he should though, right because he.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Lied, right, Yeah, he's the one that lied.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
He said he was divorced and not in a happy
mair right right the whole time.

Speaker 17 (51:29):
No, so this is like this is like prior to so, oh.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
You were single, but.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
You weren't with it you Yeah, yeah, oh, then totally
blackmail him.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
That's a different all right, Well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. Thank you one by what's
your dirty little secret? Give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
It's time for what's trending.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I'm gonna be so petty for a second, but I
love that moment when a cheating X has to see
their old boo that they could have had if they
didn't cheat on them with a new one, and they're
all salty about it. I love that. That's your fault, sucker,
your fault. And I'm talking about Offset and Cardi b
right now. So what I don't know if you noticed,
but Cardi's got a new man. She's with Stefon Diggs,

(52:20):
and so they went Instagram official over the weekend and
Offset is not happy. Really, that's your fault, bro, You
cheat it over and over again, that's your fault. You
guys were married, Like, oh oh, I love the redemption.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I proways, wonder why they get mad. It's like too,
if you cheat it on somebody, you want them anyway.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yeah, because they loved them, but they just are have
an emptiness inside of them, and so they just cheated
so they could feel good about themselves meanwhile loving that
person the whole time.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
You know how that goes? No, Yeah, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's people that have very low self esteem that are
cheating just for validation because they can.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
And then you still love your person. Oh yeah, I
bet you. He lets Cardi for sure. False you want
cheat on to money love.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Some people don't love the same way. It's like different
levels of it. We could go on and on about this.
I have strong feels, but I love this moment. So
good for her. I'm glad that she was able to
move on because I'm sure the pain in the moment
when she was cheated on wasn't so awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah, but long ago that it was a while ago.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, But they do have children together.
And speaking of Cardi, she decided to also share with
the world how much she pays for in their relationship.
Oh so, all of these numbers are now trending. So
she's got three kids with offset and she pays ten
thousand dollars a month for a driver, a personal chef,
forty five thousand dollars for private school and tuition whoa.

(53:41):
She also pays for Culture's piano classes. That's three hundred
dollars an hour. Oh, all of their other like gymnastics
and stuff like that. She pays three thousand dollars a
week for her cousin to babysit the kids.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
This is wild.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
They also have a nanny on top of the babysitter,
which makes sense. There's a lot going on there. But anyway,
she owns a house, full time security and all of that,
so she's.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Like on top of it. It's mine.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Imagine making one hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year
to drive people around.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
I would love that.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Yeah, no kidding, it'd be kind of nice.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, you probably have to just like be good at
keeping secrets, you know. By the way, I saw a
Herst the other day. I haven't seen one in a while.
Wouldn't be weird to be a Herst driver. A Hearst driver.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, do you think that's a specific kind of driver
or is it just like.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
The guy from the back of the funeral homes, like, Hey,
somebody want to take this down the street?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I don't know. I don't know how at are you
googling a heart about radio? If I was driving a Hurst,
I'd be like, are they cool with this kind of music?
Like this like their last drive? I don't want to
bug them, you know, Oh that kind of hurts my
heart on it. I also don't know, like I feel
like listening to like upbeat music, right now. But should
I not like you shouldn't. It would be confused. You're

(54:51):
not allowed to be happy. It's a celebration of life, right,
I guess depends on their life. I bet you if
you drive a Hurst, you probably have some ghost stories. Though. Yeah, yeah,
how did we get here? Driver?

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Driver?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah? And then and then I don't know, and then
the apologies that entire time.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
I thought you're about like a Hurtz driver, like a
rental car company. Yeah, like they got drivers player.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's the enterprise that'll pick you up. If you drive
a hurse and you have a ghost story, call it
I please. And also do you have to have your
own kind of license? I'm just curious. I don't think
do you need a classification for that? I feel like
you would.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
It's a responsibility to be driving around somebody's loved ones,
not like that.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
You don't car, do you know that?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Though you wouldn't need I mean most all the certifications
are based on the size of the vehicles.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Just a regular girls like stay long Yeah, like a stationware.
It's not like commercial. I don't think you need a
com right, but you're responsible for somebody's body. Yeah, I
feel like you should have to get a live Maybefication
has that thing? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Oh, because if you don't have one of those, can
you just like stick it like in the back of
like your like Kia or like Outlander or like so
now I'm like, you may need a light special license
to have special.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Car for that. Can you take the carpool lane? I
have so many questions about that job.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I don't know, but this whole conversation started making me
feel weird.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
That's what's trending.