The Full Jubal Show from June 4th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm doing this for a living. I went to college
to do this, not really. I finished college in three years.
A lot of people say that's hard to do, but
all those people have degrees.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah. I mean, they're like, how did.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You finish so quickly? And I go just said I'm
finished and then I left like nobody's gonna stop me.
I went to a community college because I'm not very smart.
The hardest thing to do to community college is cheat
on a test, because the only people you can cheat
off of also go to a community college. I was like,
what did you get from three The guy's like, true,
what did you get?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I go Finland, whom one of us is gonna get
this wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I lost my virginity in college, which is kind of
late for some people. The girl was like very experienced.
She was a chatterbox. She's wanted me to talk dirty
to her. She goes, Tommy, tell me what you're thinking.
So I smacked her on the button. I was like,
I can't wait to tell my friends about this.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You will show and if you weren't worried enough about
the future, colleges all over the country have started offering
one course that is actually making international headlines. Today because
of how ridiculous people think it is great. I want
to tell you what it is and you can decide
if you like it and you think it's a good idea,
or if you think that you should move out of

(01:15):
the country. Universities all over the country are now offering
a class called adult Adulting one oh one so that
gen z can learn basic life skills. The adulting course
will touch on everything from financial literacy to how to
do laundry. Wow, actually how to do laundry.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I did meet quite of people who in college they
did not know how to do their own laundry, and
so it did take them a minute to Wow. People
will learn it is in college and they learn it
from their friends, so they.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Kind of classes offered will focus heavily on topics such
as how to change a tire, how to sew cook
along with related skills like career readiness and interview preparedness.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh I'm kind of here for this because the parents
that should have taught their children to all of this
are most likely paying the toy, So this is your
faults and now you can pay extra for the class
that will finally teach your child.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But they need to know how do you not know
how to do laundry? Take time out?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
No one's paying tuition anymore, that's all loans. Do you
think gen X has the money to pay for gen
Z's tuition?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hell no.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
They should have learned this in high school and they didn't,
So now they're gonna go put.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It in colleges.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And by the way, college is a scam for most
people anyway. This just further prooves, like we're just going
to charge you thirty thousand dollars to teach you how
to change your tire.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
YouTube?

Speaker 8 (02:33):
Baby, you on that YouTube?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, there was a class in my high school that
taught you how to change it, and like all these
kinds of things. We don't have homeac but we had
like auto shop. Actually it was a class, but you
had to take it, and that wasn't I mean, you
didn't have to.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's like a choice.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I think that they should have adulting classes, but maybe
not in college. Maybe they should be mandatory in high school. Yeah, yeah, sixteen,
you should know most of the things you just listed.
Colleges all over the country are adding adulting one oh one.
It's fail safe.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
It's like one last chance to get you.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
To get more money from the students the information you.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Need to go out into the world, and yes, get
more money, but if you're paying for that, you're the
dummy that needed it.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Also, along with that class, there are a bunch of
other classes that colleges offer that they're making headlines too.
You might have heard of this one, but the Taylor
Swift and Her World class that's at Harvard University.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think that's that'd be a really craving Well, it's
not about just Taylor Swift, like think of like her
whole business Mossman, how she's like grown into this like
empire Brad just saying.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
But it's also at Harvard, so you know you have
some psychological experts, psychological psychology experts that are like really
understanding how people are attached to this, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And you know she's getting a cut because you can't
even mention Taylor Swift. She had to approve the course
Literature get.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
More college wherever that is, they teach a course called
the Sociology of Miley Cyrus. Is Miley Cyrus's career. That
would be a cool I don't think I'm really that
worried about that one, But I didn't take the Miley
Cyrus cord.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
To think about it, She's been through all of all
the phases of every mood and vibe.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
You could ever have a follower on social media?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think that does it for me.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hey Logan, Yeah, hey, did you take a weird force
in college? What was that?

Speaker 9 (04:26):
That may sound weird? Astrology for business? And I am
telling you, my god, if you have the chance, you
have to take it.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
You have to take it.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Can you take it aggressive the astrology business?

Speaker 9 (04:42):
Yes, it's the aggressive manifestation of it. Change my business,
Like I mean, it's unbelievable. It's just remarkable.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I could see different times of the year that would
support different efforts a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Are you just manifesting your business the entire not just because.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Of that, but because of the energies and stuff that
would support the moves that you make in your business.
And manifesting is powerful to class, I'm into it called
arguing with Judge Judy. Focus is on logic and reasoning
by analyzing Judge Judy episodes.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's amazing.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
That's fun. Have your classes you get to watch TV?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, it's great. No, we have to trick people into
the learning, right, Hey, man, I don't think it's tricking.
I think it's finding useful ways to have it stick.
I didn't go to college, but I pretty much took
the arguing with Judge Judy course because I was in
school all the time in high school and just go
home and watch Judge Judy. Yeah, do you feel like
you argue? Well, yes, I do. Actually, Princeton University has

(05:39):
a getting Dressed course. Oh. The class explores the act
of dressing as an intellectual pursuit.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I feel like I've only just started dressing better, so honestly,
it just took me a while.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
But I think it's an Ivy League school, And does
it talk about colors? Like, does it talk about different
patterns and styles and how it would trigger people to
do that you want them to?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Princeton it is an Ivy League school, so it's probably
just getting dressed and looking in the mirror and going,
I'm better than Look at me, Look at everything I
put on looks better than all of the idiots around me.
Look it's a dirty T shirt, still looks better than
everybody else. I'm rich.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, calm down there and
just kind of give me some garrius relaxed, relax. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello,

(06:40):
Hi is this Evie?

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Yes it is Amy.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is Frank. I moving in a couple of houses
down from you.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I got your number.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Hey, guys, calm down, Sorry.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
About that, Sorry about that. Just reacting up. But I
got your number from one of the neighbors and just
thought call and say hi, you know, uh, trying to
induce myself around the neighborhood.

Speaker 10 (07:05):
Oh hi, yeah, you're you're moving in a couple of houses.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Hey, calm down there, man, calm yourself. Okay, oh yeah,
everything's fine.

Speaker 10 (07:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I just got some pets in there getting kind of
rowdy this morning.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, I know it.

Speaker 10 (07:20):
Well, I have a little dog myself.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh you do? You got a Poochuh?

Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yeah, yeah I do.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
What kind of little pooch you got? I have a jokey,
it's not feeding time yet. Okay, calm yourself. I'm sorry
about that.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
How many how many do you have?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I got six?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Six dog?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You got six pets?

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh wow, yeah that's feeding time, you know. So they
get pretty hungry. So I'm just throwing them some chicken
here hair, whoa Oh, he's hungry, hungry this morning.

Speaker 10 (08:01):
That is everything.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
It sounds like you've a tiger in your house or something.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And what's sound, sorry, stays a little loud in here. Hey,
calm here, calm down.

Speaker 10 (08:11):
What it sounds.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm so sorry it gets loud into your sometimes.

Speaker 10 (08:17):
Okay, I'm I'm just a little I'm getting slightly about hey. Sorry, okay, sir.
What's the kind of pets do you have?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm sorry? What's that?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I can carry you over all the growling?

Speaker 10 (08:30):
You know, this is a family neighborhood. We have kids
living in this neighborhood. We have little dogs running around.
I really don't think this is safe.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
What is that growling?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Sir?

Speaker 11 (08:41):
What is what?

Speaker 10 (08:43):
There sounds like there's growling in the background.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
Over the growling.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Sorry one second, let me close the door.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (08:50):
What is that sound?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Those are my wolves?

Speaker 10 (08:54):
You have wolves?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Ye got three of them.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
Okay, I'm gonna have to. He's gonna have to call someone.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You're gonna have to. I'm sorry, it's getting loud.

Speaker 10 (09:04):
I'm going to How many wolves do you have in
your house?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I got three walls, okay, I got a tiger I got.
I got a tiger and uh yeah, seek you know,
I got some pretty exotic pets. If you ever want
to come over and you know, hang out.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
No, I do not want to come over and see
your exotic pets.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
We have kids in this neighborhood. I'm gonna have to
call someone and report this.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
You want to report what.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
I am going to have to report? You have to
speak hot a dangerous animals a house.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Get get back here and hello, leavey.

Speaker 10 (09:46):
Hi, I'm gonna have to call someone.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I uh hey, I know it's our first conversation here.
But my tiger, Jimbo. Uh he can jump real high
and he just does sort of jumped out and got out,
and I think he's in your backyard.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Now what the what the y hitting me?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Uh yeah? And I can't pick him up until later. So,
but he's real friendly, you know, he's pretty calm most
of the time.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
And she gets I am not interested. I am going
to call the police. Neighbor with wolves and tigers. You know,
we have children that live here. I mean, seriously, what
the is wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, Evie, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 10 (10:35):
Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, he said that you guys had a neighbor living
down the street and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (10:44):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (10:48):
Okay, I'm very relieved. I'm not coming home to an
enormous tiger in my backyard.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. We say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. It's time for Nina's
what's trending?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Do you follow Justin Bieber on social media? So if
you do, maybe you've seen some of these posts. But
what he's been doing, his antics are being compared to
Britney Spears and Kanye West. Oh so I do follow him,
and I was seeing some of these posts in real
time and it's making people feel weird.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
But I'm not sure if it's really that big of
a deal. But you guys can decide.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
So one of his posts is all about loyalty and
having the word loyalty be a manipulative language. It's not
free will, it's not a duty. Please stop using loyalty
to keep people around out of like Banye years, it's
hurting us. It does a little bit right, And then
there's a whole nother one about talking about what you deserve.
He says telling other humans they deserve something is like
raising someone else's kids. Who are you to tell someone

(11:43):
that they should or shouldn't have something?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
And it goes on and on and on, and it's
kind of talking in circles and you don't necessarily understand
what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
And he posts random pictures of the space.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
From different angles, which that part doesn't bother me as much.
He does that all the time.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
But what sucks is that I feel like Brittany and.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
You definitely don't want to be compared to No.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
No, I'm just saying like they weren't really like my
like generation like they were, but there like a little before,
so it's like like, oh darn, not deserved one. But
Justin's like the first, Like I don't know that like
when I was young, he was young, because you're Brittany,
I mean Britain.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Like that's really sad.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
To see, Oh, this is nothing compared to what happened
with Brittany that was devastation.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh, I bet this is just teetering on the edge
of what he then what do we hope he's not
headed down that road though, Let's leave Brittany alone.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I don't know, but the drugs they hate like you can, like,
I guess they really mess you up, like you don't
think they'll mess you up, and then they do mess.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Up his drugs or is he's just in a kind
of a bad relationship with both his career and his home.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Life all the like, all the above.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I think the relationship is with himself that he might
be kind of That's what I'm saying, Like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
He's just in a bad I'm not saying he's in
a bad relationship with what's his name, Haley, Yeah, not
saying that. I'm saying bad relationship with his home life. Yeah,
with his work life and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
He's been really open about mental health in the past.
They just always feel so I don't know, weird when
I watch, like the kind of meltdowns happen so publicly,
because I feel empathy for them because you know, there's
clear pain there. But they want people to understand them
so bad and it's not working the way that they
see it in their minds.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I feel so bad for these child stars basically, like
because they come up like that and they just have
a skewed version of reality. And then also they're stunted
a lot of them at the age that they got
famous at beau and they've been taking advantage of by
so many people and used yea, you know, by even
their parents and stuff like that. So I don't blame
them for having trouble with things.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah, I think Justin deserves happiness, and I think you
should be loyal to himself.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Good use of words, and yeah, I'm a believer. I
love you Beebes. Have you ever had to borrow money
from your parents? Would you borrow money from your parents?
A lot of people do, especially for their weddings, and
mister Beast is no different.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Billionaire doesn't even a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Mister Bees just had to ask his mom to borrow
money for his upcoming wedding. So mister Beaese was like, yeah, so,
like I have very little cash money, like liquid money.
He reinvests everything that he makes and so on paper,
his businesses are worth a lot, but he doesn't have
a lot.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
So in order to pay for his wedding. Mommy's got
to do it.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean that's actually he's famous for that.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
So he would make like a million dollars on a
video and invest nine hundred and ninety nine thousand back
into the next video. Yeah right, So he's kind of
famous for not having any cash. He lived in a
studio apartment until literally recently, and the only thing reason
he moved is because of security reasons.

Speaker 11 (14:37):
Really.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Also, that's smart though, I mean, that's the way you
do it.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, So do you imagine giving your multi hundred millionaire
son money for his wedding?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh, I'd be like, hey, let's make some of that
cash liquid. I'm a teacher. Serious, I'd beel like, yes,
you can borrow it with interest.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Stock auptions.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
And that is strending me.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Rick is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
and he actually thinks that his sister might be cheating
on her husband of two years. Oh, and he wants
to try to catch her if she is. So, Rick,
thank you for your email, Thanks for coming on the show.
Tell us so something what's going on with your sister?

Speaker 8 (15:23):
All right?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Man, Well, it's pretty much what you said. Man, I
just think that my sister is cheating on her husband,
and I don't know, man, I just.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
Feel like as the as the as the sibling, I
feel like it's my duty to call out some kind
of weird promiscuous stuff. Like Look, I feel like we
should be holding ourselves and we're more accountable these days,
so we.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
All call I just I don't know.

Speaker 13 (15:42):
One percent anything. So I just feel like we should
get this ball and try to figure something out, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Do you think that her husband has any feeling about
her cheating on him or this is just something that
you're taking upon yourself to do.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Honestly, I'm not sure if he's too aware of what's
going on.

Speaker 13 (15:59):
I mean, I'm sure he's picked up things here.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
And there, but ultimately I don't.

Speaker 12 (16:02):
Really think that he is one hundred percent of where
it was going on. That's kind of why I want
to get involved here, because look, it's like, like her
husband is a good friend of mine, Like I was
really kind of growing pretty.

Speaker 13 (16:11):
Close to this dude, and so I just feel like
I just feel like.

Speaker 12 (16:13):
We should get stuff cleared up and get things one
hundred percent because if this is a friend of mine,
despite it being my sister, I feel like I got
to kind of do him a service here, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Okay, did you ask your sister?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
No, I haven't. I haven't officially like confronted her one
hundred percent.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
But this is the thing, is I feel like she
she's good enough to kind of lie around that with me.
That's why we're doing all this because like if we
were on some kind of open communication, I could just
talk to her about it.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Then I feel like that's something I would have done.
But I don't think that she's going to be fully
honest in that scenario if I'm busting her here.

Speaker 8 (16:44):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
So I haven't really talked to her, and I just
kind of wanted to catch her in the act.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
So it's kind of weird that you're trying to catch
her sister.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, Like I feel like there should be some loyalties there,
but but okay, there is to her husband, I mean.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
Yeah, and it's I think it's both right.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
It extends because like I feel like if she's doing
him dirty, then she's doing herself dirty in a way.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
So I don't know, I just feel like I just
feel like I'm on to something here.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
What she doing that makes you think she's seating?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Well, it's okay.

Speaker 12 (17:11):
So it's just like some little stuff, right, like something
about Abby that y'all should know always that, Like I
feel like Abby she's kind of how do I put.

Speaker 13 (17:17):
This, Like I don't want to say the word promisky
with so I'm not gonna.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Say that word. But she's out there.

Speaker 12 (17:24):
She's a little bit I almost want to say, like
tom boyish, like she's kind of she's outside the box a.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Little bit, you know what I mean.

Speaker 13 (17:29):
Like she's not she's not too reserved.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
So let me explain it like this, all right, still
like about a week and a half ago, right, like,
it was me and my whole family and we.

Speaker 13 (17:36):
Went out to this one of the you know those
like outdoor pavilion like the concert.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
Things or whatever where everyone sits in lawn chairs and
we listen to old people music, we get some wine
kind of things.

Speaker 13 (17:45):
Yeah, we we go to one of those, and you know,
cause I don't see them a whole lot.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
So it was just a good time.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
The family's all there. Alm was having a good time,
like the folks enjoyed the music or whatever. But at
one point, right so I get up to go to
a food truck. I was gonna grab like some some
fries or whatever. I go to this food truck and
I abby I see her with some dude, and like
that would have been fun or whatever, but she was
getting really flirty and kind of like close with this dude,
Like I don't know, and she didn't like see me,
but I watched him for a while just to make

(18:11):
sure nothing dumb was happening or whatever. And it's like like,
I don't know, and I just.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
See them kind of flirting and they're getting kind of close.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
It just looks a little bit weird, right, So I
don't know. I told my mom about it, and and
and I don't know.

Speaker 13 (18:23):
I just think there's something suspicious going on right there.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Like and I haven't really talked to Mark about.

Speaker 13 (18:27):
This one hundred percent, but I just don't want her
to hurt the homie.

Speaker 12 (18:31):
I don't want her to hurt Mark if this is
what I thought I saw. I just saw her getting weird,
and I just I don't know. I just I don't
want to I don't want him getting hurt over some
of this. So I just saw enough, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Sure, Okay, and you told your mom about him?

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah, yeah, I kind of had it well because she
knows how Abby is and she knows how I am.
She just knows both of us really well. So I did.

Speaker 13 (18:53):
I had the conversation with my mom about it.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
I still haven't talked to Abby. I haven't talked to
my dad. I haven't talked to anybody else. But I
don't know. I just I saw some weird stuff.

Speaker 13 (19:00):
Concert and I just have a feeling that there's something
going on.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, well, well, play a song come back, and then
you told us what grocery store she is a rewards
card member at, So we'll pretend to be from there
and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our Florid apartment. We'll see if she
sends us to her husband or somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, We'll play a song, come back, and get
your to catch cheeter.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
On the Tubile show. Right in the middle of to
Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us, Rick
is on the phone and he's actually seeing if he
can catch his sister Abby cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call her and pretend to be from
the grocery store that she's a rewards card member at,
and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered to anybody that she wants from our Florid apartment,
and we'll see if she chooses her husband, whose name

(19:46):
is Mark, or someone else.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I'm just gonna make sure we clarified because you were
checking on the brothers sister cheating.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's not him. She's married.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yes, all right, Rick, before we make our phone call,
why don't you kind of tell everybody why you think
she's cheating?

Speaker 12 (20:00):
I don't know, So, like I was saying, it's like
I went, I went out with some family recently, including.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
My sister, and I just saw some some weird like behavior,
you know what I mean. Like I don't know.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
I was at a taco truck and I saw her
kind of sort of rubbing up, flirting, getting a little
bit too weird with this other random guy.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
So I just kind of picked up on something.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
And here we are, all right, well you're ready for
us to call her?

Speaker 7 (20:22):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
All right?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Here, we go.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Abby.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
This is Abby, Abby.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Hi, how are you? Congratulations? Guess what you're this most
big winner?

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What if?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well, maybe you haven't heard. Every single month, we choose
one Rewards card member at random to say thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer by gifting
them free flowers delivered from our four apartment. You've won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you want within the fifty United States of America.
Absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations.

Speaker 14 (21:10):
Oh okay, and it.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Is absolutely free. Sometimes people ask, you'll get confirmations on everything.
It's just our way of saying thank you very much
for shopping with us.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Okay, So here's how it works. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
The first thing I would need for you to be
the first and the last name of the person you'd
like to send them to.

Speaker 14 (21:30):
Okay, it's Blake.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay, and would you like to send a card with that?

Speaker 9 (21:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (21:42):
Okay, just put.

Speaker 15 (21:46):
Hey lover, buy me something nice lol.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Hey lover, buy me something nice. Great, I can definitely
do that. Also, So, Abby, just a qu quick question.
Do you have any family members? I mean, do you
have a brother, sisters, anything like that. I have a brother, Okay, yeah,
his name is Rick correct. Yeah, Well he's actually on
the phone right now. Because this is the Jubil Show.

(22:11):
It's a radio show, and we do a segment called
to Catch a Cheater. And your brother thought you might
be cheating on your husband named Mark, and it sounds
like you might be.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Oh my god, Rabbie, what the hell, dude? Hang on,
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
It doesn't matter who Blake is.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
You're my brother.

Speaker 15 (22:29):
Why are you getting in the middle of my marriage?

Speaker 14 (22:31):
But you have absolutely nothing to do with this. And
even if you did, like.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Abby, this is crazy.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
Look And this is why I did it this way
because I knew that if I talked to you about this,
but this would be something that you would open up
to me about.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
So this is why I had to do.

Speaker 12 (22:49):
I did got to explain that off the back because
I already knew that you were going to be shady
with me, and you're being shady with the one dude
in your life that actually cares about you.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Like you're rich. This is crazy, Like I don't know
who this blake dude is. I don't know who this
bake you do. I have a feeling it's that dude
I saw at the concert with you. But listen, let
me back it up here, because this is crazy.

Speaker 12 (23:11):
Like your husband, like Mark is the He is the
only dude in your life that actually cares about you,
puts everything into you, and this is really how you
treat him. Like as my sister, I just feel like
this is this is just too far. This is crazy abby,
Like what are we doing here?

Speaker 14 (23:27):
We Like, as my brother, first of all, you don't
have anything to do with my marriage. This has nothing
to do with you.

Speaker 15 (23:32):
You should not be getting involved. But if you are
going to get involved, you should be on my side
because you're my brother. Like, this is just like you
would always freaking do when we were growing up.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
You should have been on my side. But what would
you do.

Speaker 15 (23:43):
You'd always like run and tell mom and dad on me,
you know, instead of like if I got in trouble
and so helping me cover it up, what would you
do tell on It's the same thing grow up.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah, but let me say I would be on your side.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
If you were ever on the right side, if you
were ever doing the right thing, I could back you
up all the way.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
But this is crazy. And the reason I had to
set all this insane.

Speaker 12 (24:05):
Like this is because God, you're just so dishonest with
the people that actually care, including yourself. And that's why
that's why I feel like I gotta step in it,
because I just watch you burn stuff down.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
That's what you do, You burn stuff.

Speaker 12 (24:16):
Down, and you're burning down your marriage now like this,
this is messed up at me, Like I need you
to admit that to yourself that you're doing because I
knew something was up with this. I knew something was
up with this, So well you need to do is
you need to admit to yourself that you're wrong and
that you're in the wrong, and then you've been in
the wrong, and that your brother.

Speaker 13 (24:32):
Is trying to help you.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Actually, because that's all I've been trying to do every
time I tell on you, every time I call you out.
What this is is me trying to help you. So
I need you to back this up and I need
you to figure something out here, yo, this because this
is crazy.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
I don't know who this Blake guy is I don't
want I almost don't even want to know who this
blake guy is. All I know is that you didn't
say Mark, and that's a problem for me because that's
the man that would have stepped your name every time.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
So the fact that you are taking this, I just
I can't even with you. I really don't even know
how to help you here.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
Abby.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Maybe we ask her a point blank though, because yes,
she was given the flowers to somebody she called a lover.
But Abby, are you having an affair or is this
like a one off?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
No?

Speaker 15 (25:08):
Well, I'm having an affair. It's just like some Yeah,
it's the guy from the thing that I was flirting with. Like,
I'm just like talking to him. I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I mean, lover's pretty incriminating and it's still not a
good thing.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So you haven't done anything with this dude yet?

Speaker 14 (25:23):
No, Like I gave him my number with been texting,
my check texting.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
I don't even buy that though.

Speaker 12 (25:28):
I don't even buy that, because that's why I set
all this up. I don't think you're I think you're
lying to these people. I think you're lying to me
and you I think I think you're doing too much
here like you. You clearly had something going on with
that dude at the concert, and this confirms it for
me that this is absolutely I will.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Try my marriage.

Speaker 14 (25:45):
That's how you're gonna help me.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
You're gonna you're gonna tell me.

Speaker 14 (25:48):
My husband try and get me to end up divorced.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
That's that's how you're gonna help me. No, you know
what I'm not telling me.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
What I'm doing is a favor for you, and I'm
gonna go ahead and extend that and do another favor
for you. Listen to me here, Abby, I'm gonna make
you a deal. Listen, I'm gonna make you deal with
something here, because this is this is all crazy, and
I don't want to have to affect Mark with this.
I don't want this to have to go to Mark.
I want this to stop, that's all I want. I
don't want this to have to be something nuclear in
saying that we can't back out of. Listen, I think
I'm gonna make you.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
A deal, right. I don't think Mark is even gonna
listen to this.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
He's not gonna hear this.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
He's not gonna hear this.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
But what this is is accountability. I'm gonna hold you
accountable with this. If you ever do something like this again,
he's gonna hear this segment right now. Hear me here,
because here's the deal, right And if you and if
you agree to stop all of this and if you
can just just start being honest with yourself, being honest
with me, then listen, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
make him hear this segment that we're on right now.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
But but if I catch you doing.

Speaker 12 (26:40):
Stuff like this, if I see more of this, of
this behavior, this just this is just dishonesty. If I
see more of this smoke in the mirrors, than what
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play him this segment
I'm gonna say, and he can figure it out from there.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
So what do you think about that?

Speaker 6 (26:53):
Because listen, I don't want this to.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Be something nuclear or something crazy. I don't want your
entire life. You need accountability, I think would accountability.

Speaker 15 (27:04):
Literally trying to hold it for my head so you can, oh, well,
if you mess up, I'm going to tell your husband
and all like, you're just manipulating me.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
This feels crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, before we do, and you can take my advice
or not abby cheating is wrong. If you want to
get through to your sister, leading with love versus blackmail
usually goes a longer way.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Well, now you know Rick that you were right?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Yeah? Yeah, and I'm telling.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
Mom the Jebel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I was wrong.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
You were right.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
You're the best.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
I'm the worst.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ormira is in a
game of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today and let's
meet today. It's contestant for you verus Victoria. Susan. What's up, Susan?

Speaker 15 (28:05):
Not much?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Are you ready to kill it?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Every day Saturday? What's that?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Every day Saturday? I love it?

Speaker 7 (28:11):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I know.

Speaker 14 (28:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I used to say that I keep it Friday, but
then I thought about it. I'm usually very tired on
Fridays because I've worked all week. Right, Saturday is a
way better day to keep it.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, why would you do?

Speaker 15 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:23):
You wake up refresh?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah exactly? All right, Well, speaking of refreshed Victoria is
not refreshed at all.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
No, I'm trying to keep my eyes upen.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
I get a kick her, but.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Coming in hot, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria took some alogy medicine
that's making her fall asleep.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Literally may cause drowsiness. I didn't think may would be literally.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
Just put on the package. It will not may.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio. Hopefully she can stay awake long enough
and come back in when you're done. But thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Susan,
your time starts.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
What's the term for a painting that uses shades of
only one color?

Speaker 12 (29:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
What is the term for a word that sounds like
the noise that describes such as buzz or sizzle?

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Gosh?

Speaker 10 (29:27):
I don't pass?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Which US state has the postal abbreviation n M? What
color is the black box and airplanes actually painted.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Red?

Speaker 14 (29:43):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (29:43):
I only got that though.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
What's the susan?

Speaker 16 (29:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Probably not Susan.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Probably not? Oh, good, Susan. Here's a question for you.
While Victoria gets ready, she just can in studio. She's
slowly putting her headphones on. I think she almost all
sleep if she was. While she was sitting down.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I was texted, I'm sleepy.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
If you had one superpower, what would it be.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Pretty invisible?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
And why?

Speaker 15 (30:16):
Why?

Speaker 7 (30:16):
Because I could go around and see what people are doing.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, all right, Victoria's bag and studio. Victoria's back in studio,
their headphones on. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and you have to meet Susan outright to win. Yes,
any of that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I'm thinking I want speed or teleportation.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
But keep going. I'm thinking the question I.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Was thinking of the drops in this issue.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Coffee.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Start with coffee.

Speaker 14 (30:53):
To it.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
We're all.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Going straight to that. Okay, after the game, we just
find her in the alley. I took allergy medicines. That
in history is really messed with me.

Speaker 13 (31:10):
You got anything?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Here we go, Susan. You can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
One go.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
What's the term for a painting that uses shades of
only one color?

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Mono chrome?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
What is the term for a word that sounds like
the noise that describes, such as buzz or sizzle.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
What uh.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
That passed?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Which US state has the postal abbreviation n M New Mexico.
What color is the black box? And airplanes actually painted?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Oh wait they do?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
What's color?

Speaker 8 (31:46):
It's a black box.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
It's called a black box. Who's the Greek goddess of
wisdom and warfare Athena?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Then that from Percy Jackson.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
On time. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you go. I did with our scoreboard producer
Brad Susan got one correct and Victoria got three. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you didn't beat Victoria. She was on her game today.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
I lied.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
You lied.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
She surprised me, Susan. She surprised me to performance drug Susan,
you still get to take us a little way for playing, though,
I do. Yeah, yeah, right on, all right, let's get
the answers now.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
I don't win much of anything.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I can't say that. You can't say that today, at least.
The term for a painting that uses shades of only
one color is monochrome.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
The term for a word that sounds like the noise
that describes such as buzz or sizzle is on a
modelp yah.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I knew that one.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
I like that way.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
The US state that's postal abbreviation is NM is New Mexico.
The color of the black box an airplane is actually
painted orange, and the Greek goddess of wisdom and warfare
is Athena.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, Percy Jackson comes through you again.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Any time there's a question about that stuff, you always
get it right because from.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Percy James, a man, Percy Jackson, finding NEMO in cars
aren't a lot. I don't know how I do that.
I want to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I just came randomly, Susan, thank you for playing. Have
a great day.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Oh you too.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, we play You vers Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com. Also,
if you want to see Victoria, play You Versus Victoria
live and in person the Tacoma Comedy Club June twenty
second with the Jubil Show live on stage. That and

(33:47):
a bunch of other stuff.

Speaker 16 (33:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
So come check us out the Tacoma Comedy Club June
twenty second. All you have to do is get tickets
to that show. Just go to the jubilshow dot com
and there's a link right there and we'll see you there.
Victoria's a link. Her eyes are blinking, dude, They're like,
so they feel the effort to blink right.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
Now, I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
They feel that they'll just stay closed if you don't
work at it.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, like they want to be closed, and I'm like, no,
you want to be open. We are working, Victoria. We're adults.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Need to get you some speed.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
We're adults about taking nap in the corner.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Connor is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Gso we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first we have to find out
about the date. Connor, how long has it been since
you talked to Gia.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
It's been a little over a week and I've tried
everything I've tried calling, texting, you know the works.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Okay, Well that's a frustrating feeling. Maybe she lost her phone.
That right, you be hopeful. Why don't you tell about
your date?

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Okay. So we did something that's I don't know. I
guess it's a little quirky. It was a scavenger hunt
at the Art Museum downtown and basically, you like download
this app, right, and it gives you all these clues
and like riddles to solve, and you basically like run
around finding the stuff, like you know, the ugliest statue

(35:23):
or the most romantic painting. And we were like when
we started, I was like, you know, do you ever
watch like Amazing Race or any of those like reality shows.
And she was like, yeah, that's yeah, I love those.
I love that stuff. So I was like me too,
Let's like pretend we're on one of those. So I
don't know. There was like a lot of playful, banter conversation.

(35:44):
Some of those conversations got like pretty deep, and we
were like it felt very like easy and intimate because
we were doing things like we were sharing our earbuds
to listen to the audio tour, and we were like
we kept making fun of how the like narrator sounded
very dramatic, So I don't know, we were just having fun.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You know, Yeah, and it seemed like she was super
into it too.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Oh totally. It was easy. We were it. To me,
it was like we were in our own bubble. Like
even at one point, like we sat We were sitting
and we found this like weird abstract sculpture that was
on the the like scavenger hunt, and we just sat
there and before I knew it, I looked at my
watch and forty minutes had passed. We had just been

(36:28):
like talking, and I don't know, like you know that
kind of when something like that happens, it just feels
like you clicked and it doesn't happen that much. So
I really felt like we clicked.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, okay, So why do you think you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Well, that's it. I don't know, because I guess I've
never had a date that I would actually describe as
like fun. I feel like, oh, I meet a girl,
I go out on like the obligatory coffee date. We
have small talk, or there's like an awkward dinner where
you're wondering, oh am I paying for this? Or we

(37:02):
splitting it like it's just so awkward and this was
not any of that. It's kind of like we were
I don't know, we were on like a little adventure,
you know. And I think the part that was like
I'm not trying to sound corny or anything, but like
the part that was most attractive is that I got
to see her brain at work, you know, like how

(37:24):
she saw stuff and like how she thinks and how
she approaches the world. And I was just very very
attracted by what I saw.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, you're into her.

Speaker 12 (37:37):
Her, I am.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
It's weird, like she even when she even made this
super dry joke about modern art that like no one
else would have caught and I to this like a
week later, I'm thinking about it every single day, Like
the joke like replays in my head, and I'm like,
I don't know, it's just so smart, you know, you
don't you don't run into someone who's like as attractive
but also so saying and so easy to have fun with.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, are you smart too? Because I mean, if we're
thinking about what.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Could have gone wrong, I don't know if she's super
intellectual and maybe you can't think of anything like there
weren't even any awkward moments.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
I didn't have any, and like, I'd like to think
that I'm pretty smart, which is why I'm always looking
for intelligence as like a part of the package. So no,
I mean, I don't think that would be it. I
would be pretty surprised if she didn't find like, you know,
she didn't feel like I was keeping up.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Then we'll play a song come Back, call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you or if she lost her phone. I'm can you
get you a second date?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Thanks, I would appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
All right, we'll play song come back, and get your
first date follow up, next first date follow up powered
by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Right in the middle of your first date follow up
and if you're just joining us, Connor is on the
and Connor is getting ghosted by a woman named Giso.
We're about to call her and see if she'll tell

(39:05):
us the reason she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Connor, why don't you break
down your date again real quick with you?

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Yeah? It was perfect at least on my end, and
I thought she had fun. We went to the Art
Museum downtown. We like downloaded this app where you can
go on a scavenger hunt and solve riddles and like
find different pieces of art, and it was everything I
looked for in a date. It was fun, it was
easy to talk to her. We totally clicked, and Yeah,

(39:32):
I just really feel like I got a glimpse into
not only like not only her, but like how her
brain works, which, like I said, sounds kind of corny.
But I am really into this girl, So I'm really
hoping that there's some I hope there's some fluke that
was as to why she's not like responding to me.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
As ready as I'll ever be?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to you please, Hey, Gia, how are you? This is
the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. Hijiya.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
My name is Jewbill. How are you hi?

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Good?

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Think?

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Are you do you know? The show?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Not like that?

Speaker 14 (40:25):
Well? Okay, I don't remember submitting to anything, but.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Well I don't think you did. But we did get
an email about you from somebody who listens to the show.
That's why we're on the shoe. Oh okay, you're the
most chill attitude. Now, well, we do a segment on
the show that's called the first eight follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can

(40:52):
help us call you to ask us why you're ghosting them?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Who are you ghosting?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
So this is about Honor, Yes, it is about Connor.
He said that he really liked you, thought your day
was great, and it's confused that it's been you know,
over a week now and you ever responded to him.
Do you mind telling us who?

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (41:12):
Well, oh my goodness. The date was fun, like surprisingly fun.
He's you know, clever and charming, but also he was
just a lot.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
What does that mean?

Speaker 14 (41:26):
Well, you know how people can just like there's a
line of like too much sometimes. At first we were
clicking and like I thought.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Was you know, cute?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
How into the scavenger he wasn't you know, I love
like interactive things and games and everything, but he kept
making like literally everything into a bit just the whole time,
like narrating the date in a god.

Speaker 14 (41:49):
The worst fake British accent I've ever heard.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
You know, it's cute the first time, but not like
you know, an hour later, and then you know, trying
to solve clues weren't even you know, part of the game,
and you know, high fiving strangers like like not everyone
listen to this dude?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
You know, yes, I mean that's kind of a warm energy,
you know.

Speaker 11 (42:14):
Yeah, I mean like like this old guy just kind
of looked at him weird, which actually was pretty funny.
But then he like he climbed up on a fountain
to like look for another clue. I don't know, it
set up his emotional alarm and what's there saying.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Like a docent uh yeah.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
Yeah, Like he got into like an argument with him,
and like they were starting to like call security.

Speaker 14 (42:40):
He was arguing about whether this, like.

Speaker 11 (42:44):
You know, I've seen it in different TV shows where
it's like a banana or a fire extinguisher or something
just like on the wall, whether that counts as art,
you know, like having this debate about modern art.

Speaker 14 (42:54):
And it was just like I feel like those two
tables just kind of like explain it the best.

Speaker 11 (42:59):
It was just like okyotic energy, and I was just like,
at first I was excited, but but no, at the end,
I was just exhausted.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Wait, wait, that's why you go to me because I
was too fun.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
You guys didn't help me.

Speaker 13 (43:17):
She was on here, You didn't You.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Didn't say anything at the time. I mean you were laughing,
and we were having a really good time. We were
having fun.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
We were but then I also laugh when I'm stressed,
like I'm nervous, you know, like I'm not gonna tell
someone I barely know, like how to not act when
they're having fun. And yeah, some of it was fun
and funny, but then I was just like, by the
end of it, I didn't feel safe leaving you unsupervised

(43:46):
in public. I feel like you should have had one
of those bad tacks beliefs.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Listen. Yeah, I wasn't trying to be extra. I just
I really liked you. I was nervous, so I leaned
into the Joe because it felt easier than like being
awkward or quiet or like too serious.

Speaker 11 (44:06):
I get that.

Speaker 14 (44:07):
However, it's like okay to be quiet for.

Speaker 11 (44:10):
A little bit in a museum, you know, there wasn't
any room for just like being and like stopping and observing.

Speaker 14 (44:16):
It was just like onto the next, on to the next.
It was like being stuck in an improv show.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Well, look, I know I can be a lot, but
but like on that date, I swear I was not
putting on a show. I was genuinely having one of
the best dates I've ever had in my life. And
I was just so surprised and it was so refreshing
that you were so smart and funny, and you you
made art to me feel like less pretentious. So I
just didn't want it to end.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, he loves your brain.

Speaker 14 (44:46):
Okay, well that's really sweet. Actually, thank you.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
I mean, listen, I'm not looking for you to change
your vibe or anything.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Like.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
If you're Camramel, that's great, but no, Canon mail and espresso.
Espresso can work together, balance each other out or whatever. Right, So.

Speaker 14 (45:09):
Your espresso, I mean, I do like lavender more than camal.
But what you want to be a Locke?

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. See it can be a whole
damn macchiato if you'll let me.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
What do you think, Geo, you want to let him
be a macchiato? Would you go on another date with
Conna for it? Set.

Speaker 14 (45:33):
Okay, let me think I appreciate the honesty.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
I do.

Speaker 14 (45:37):
I did have a good time, minus the part where
I thought we were going to get danced from the museum.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Forever coming up. I will not climb on fountains. I
will not climb on fountains. That's where I will. I
will not get in fights with the dose and and
there will be no fake accents and requested.

Speaker 14 (45:56):
It like their next date is maybe signing up for
an prompt show or something.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
I mean, I think you should give we should give
it one more shot.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, you will, you will?

Speaker 14 (46:09):
Yeah, because even today maybe last Yay, all right, sweet,
this is awesome.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Oh yes, this is exactly how I hope this will go.
This is great.

Speaker 11 (46:21):
Okay, I'll text you and we can go get those
lattes and play the next thing.

Speaker 6 (46:28):
Cool. Just let me know when, and I won't be latte.

Speaker 14 (46:33):
What what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Like late?

Speaker 13 (46:37):
Like like latte?

Speaker 15 (46:39):
Late?

Speaker 8 (46:41):
All right, you will first date, fall.

Speaker 17 (46:54):
Your you do, invited everyone and pull off the mic
just a little.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
You as the biggest gift would be from me and
the cor Detash would say thank you. Every iconic show
has their wacky cast of characters and the Jewbil Show
is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with your
drunkend Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria

(47:25):
Ramirez Hi and Pruser Brad he's a dad. Hey there, Tiger,
And then of course there's me. I'm Jewel and this
is the Jewel Show, and this is the time of
week where we check in with everybody on the show
and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina,
what's up with you this week?

Speaker 16 (47:39):
So?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I wish I could time travel to about just over
twenty four hours ago when a super hot black Bronco
was driving by my house with super hot dude driving O.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Because it was so distracting, I fell.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
I had just got home to my house. My ankle
is swollen right now, it's wrapped up and I can't walk.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
She's been limba.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Is that why you fell? Because you were checking out
a dude in a Bronco? So what happened? I just
pulled in my driveway.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
I live kind of on a busier road, so it
can be an opportunity to scope people out. So I
get out of my car after a chips and WUALK date.
Not what I'm starting to walk in and I see
this car go by, yeah, and it was a hot
guy in a really hot Bronco and I was just like.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
And as I'm walking with my head watching the car,
my ankle hooked on a sprinkler and I fell. And
it was so embarrassing because there goes my luriaitar bag
across the place, There goes my chapstick across the room.
There was my cell phone, and there's me with a
bloody hand, a bloody me, and a totally busted ankle.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Are you sure it's an accident? And You're like, I'm
going to fall and must see if I'll turn around
and come check on me.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
It was so strange.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
It was one of those moments where you know, like
it's so slow, you're going down, you don't realize what's happening.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
So as soon as I hit the ground, I was like,
watches the house.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Can't be careful of those hot guys in broncos.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
Every time we were on a triple together, and that
reminds you of Nina. Literally is like Brad, speed up.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Brad's like no, He's like, come on to a hot
guy in a Bronco right there, Brad, speed up.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
I'm so serious and.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'm not gonna speed up. I'm sick of it. I'm
never gonna look at a guy in a Bronco last
for five minutes.

Speaker 15 (49:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Literally, you're going to the studio and just is you
gonna see a Bronco dog?

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Is he hot?

Speaker 8 (49:24):
It's not?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, I'm not gonna fall again. It's not stationary when
checking out.

Speaker 12 (49:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
I need to be able to work out in my
bridesmaid in like two weeks and now I can't because
of this freaking Bronco.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
For real, my house looking fine?

Speaker 13 (49:38):
Dare you.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
This week?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I learned something about my body yesterday and it wasn't
that's a good thing.

Speaker 8 (49:46):
No, it wasn't a good thing. So I've been working
out more, you know, going on my hot girl walks.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I been feeling great whatever, and I've been like losing
a little bit of like weight while I did, because
I'm not used to like walking that much and like
working out consistently like that. But I ordered so new
Bras I see where this is going and I realize, like,
why does that look so big? Like Victoria, that's like
your normal size, and then I.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Put it on.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I was like, girl, that's way too big, Like what
did we order?

Speaker 8 (50:09):
And that is like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I told my mom, say, Victoria, what you've lost a
little bit of weight? Like that's where like it's gonna
lose first.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
And I was like, are you serious. The place where
like the weight gets lost.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
First is my boobs, not like anywhere else, like not
like my abs.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
Not my arms, not my legs. Like seriously, it is
weird when.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
You think about that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It's just balls of fat there.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Well yeah, but that's where I actually want the fat,
and I want to be like up and perky, not
like I could lose it anywhere else. I was actually
really mad about it, and now I got.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
To order all new bras.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
But you're all super snatched. We're just red. How are
your boobs this week?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Uh, fantastic? Actually they are great. I am starting to
stress a little bit about life though.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I have this big calendar on my wall. It's huge.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
It's same one we have in the studio I have
in my apartment and it is there constantly nagging me,
Like I just feel like it's so stressful to have
the entire year up in front of you, and I
can only take so much.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
That helps.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
I like seeing everything in advance, I know, but I
feel like I'm behind, and so I'm like stressed out
by and I'm looking at it and I'm just like,
I can't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
So it stays their numbered. Wow, what's going on with you?
What's going on with me? This week? I just want
to remind everybody to be careful of the things that
you think about, because you really do make your own reality. Right.
You ever notice how whatever you're thinking about. If you
think about I don't know a color, you'll see that
color everywhere. You think about a number, all of a sudden,

(51:29):
you start seeing the number everywhere your thoughts come to you.
You really can make your own reality. So be very
careful what you think about. Because last week I was
at the chiropractor's office and he was cracking somebody's back,
and I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if that
lady farted while he was cracking her back? Why would
you think that? And then I was driving home and
I was playing the snaring on my head of like
big farts when people are cracking the backs, and the

(51:50):
chiropractor office and I was like, I bet you that
a lot of people far when they get their back cracked, right.
I've been thinking about it a lot since my last appointment.
Guess what happened when I went to my chiropractice. No,
not once, twice. Wow, was so bad for him. He
cracked my back and I was like, oh, sorry about that.
He's like, that's fine. That happened for and then I

(52:11):
was like, well, yeah, sorry, and then he did it
again the other side, cracked my back. Another one came
out and I was like, dude, you're on fire today. Also, yeah,
be careful what you think about.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
I was.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
She reminded me when you did it in the studio
and thought no one heard, and I was like, m
no heard that.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I knew that you heard it. I was actually very
appreciative that you didn't say anything, because it just kind
of fell out as I was walking out before and
I looked back and I was like, I'm pretty sure
I saw Victoria look up, but nobody else. I don't
think anybody else heard about Victoria. Hopefully she says quiet
about it. That's never seen. When we finally, like, you know,
like a year later, I was like, yeah, Victoria you
heard me fart that one day on She's like yeah,

(52:52):
now she reminds me of what every chance she gave
I say anything, and now, like I know before, I
don't want jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Yeah, well hey
you have a dirty little secret. Yes I do. Sweet.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
What is it hooking up with one of my co
workers at work? Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Really?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh yeah, like you guys hook up at work.

Speaker 16 (53:19):
Yeah, So it depends like during lunchtime after work in
the garage and the park a lot while ahead and out.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
Oh we've been that's up cly so.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Kind of crazy and nobody knows.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Nobody knows.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
I mean for me, it's kind of a tough situation
because she has a boyfriend, right, and I don't like
the guy.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
I don't like the guy at all, like I've seen
him before.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
But me and her were really cool, like we get
along really good at work and whatnot. And I kind
of want to take steps further with this girl, so
us hooking up kind of.

Speaker 16 (53:54):
I don't know if I did something right or wrong,
but I told her that we might have gotten on
the cameras and in our building and our company building.
If they see any unusual activity, they usually report it,
so she got really scared. You know, she's worried about
her boyfriend finding out. But deep down that's my goal.

(54:19):
I mean, I want to be with her, you know.
But now it's like she's hating. I'm trying to see
how this thing plays out. The funny thing is is
I don't even think the cameras work.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
So, you know, the sport girls like struggling to find out.
You're like, yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
I mean I just like her. I don't know what
else to do, you know, but you get him how
you got him from everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
If you do get her, you might want to up
your camera game because she don't be cheating on you too.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
Yeah, I know, man, you're right, You're right about that.

Speaker 8 (54:52):
I got to be on my toes.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I know she probably want all you sir, Well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Well, of course, so it may not be a secret anymore, sooner.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
You don't want to do a secret, all right, Thank you, man,
have a good day, take care.

Speaker 8 (55:15):
Of But what's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
So there's a rumor that post Malone maybe getting his
own bar in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Really yeeha, let's go.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
But the reason why people think that that might be
happening is because there's a new bar with a big
sign outside that reads something Biggest Come thing what something
big is coming? Will keep you posted? And the posted
was in all caps. And then the tour that he's
on right now is the country is the big butt
tour right, all.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Right, right, it's like his country tour.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
I could see that.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I mean, I feel like a lot of famous country
I mean, he's not a famousuntry artists, but a lot
of famous county artist end up getting bars in Nashville.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
My favorite is all of the teases. Just come up
with a cute tease and you'll keep us hooked for
a while.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Is he a country star now?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Kind of country?

Speaker 15 (56:00):
Now?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Has he officially switched over to that or is it
just the thing that he's doing right?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Last album was country?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
His esthetic is absolutely country.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, he's walking around with boots on and the whole outfit,
the wrangler, jeans, the belt, everything.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Very different compared to his right other.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
What would you call that stuff?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yeah, he's had a range, he's wrapped, he's done rock.
He sings he does it all and now he's doing country.
So yehah, let's go. He was posted, Wow, Also, I'm
really excited.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
I'm sorry. I think it's a fun time.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
He also said that there's a new album coming and
he's got thirty five new songs that are also country.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Oh so yeah, he does what he does.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yeah, he went all in.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Do you like him as country?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Nah, it's not my favorite version of post Malone. I
like some of his country songs, but I also like
some of his other songs. I don't know. I like
he does a lot of cool collaborations. I will give
him that, like with some crazy people. But yeah, yeah
he does.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
But I'm really into this genre of like country hood.
It's like that's what I call it.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I don't know if that's really what it is, but
it's kind of like country ratchet and it's like I
put I kind of put Jelly.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
Roll in that category.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Jesse Murph kind of has.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Some of like those hard hitting beats that it's like
you got a little bit of hip hop. It's kind
of like it's like a hip hop country agree.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
That's why I call it like yeah, because I wouldn't
say it's like like country country like.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
That's I think of different artists. That's why I called
it country hood like, it's like, you know, you got
the kind of fun stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Call it hip hop country.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Okay, well that's when me and my friends call it.
So if that was inappropriate, whatever, I'm sorry. It's good
stuff and I can't wait to see jelly Roll alive
for the very first step.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Science is doing something interesting.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
It's been investigating kissing and how that could potentially spread
depression and anxiety.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
This is very interesting because that's.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
A conversation that happens a lot, hopefully with your friends too,
but anxiety has been a common emotion.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Would you say yes, yes, yes. They do believe that
it's through saliva.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
They said that they were looking at hundreds of newlywed
couples and found that when one was having trouble sleeping
or wasn't feeling so good mentally, the other partner started
to suffer similar symptoms about six months later. So they
think that there's bacteria transmitted between the saliva and they
could be part of the reason that you're feeling and
experiencing well your partner experience.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
When you were when you're with somebody and you are
kissing and stuff like that. I mean, everything in your
gut changes a little bit because you get some of their.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Well, there's that too.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
I think that's definitely part of it when you're really
I mean, we talked about this. It's like DNA. You know,
when you keep the Justin Bieber bottle that had this
saliva on it, it was his DNA.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Okay, I did that.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
And for those of you who have been just anxious
for the Nintendo Switch, I'm just gonna say luck it
comes out on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Good luck a new one, right, yeah, which means the
old ones will be cheaper. All of the pre.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Sales are already sold out, but Best Buy, Game Stop
and Targets are saying that they plan to restock. I
just think it's gonna go fast. It will definitely, but
please don't be violent. Wait your turn and let

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Me know when you resell your old one, wanting one,

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