June 9, 2025 • 53 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster episode of The Jubal Show. From shocking confessions and relationship betrayals to viral trends and awkward first dates, today's show delivers unexpected twists and unforgettable moments. Here's everything that happened on the show today.
Dirty Little Secret: Selling His Sister’s Underwear for Cash
A listener confesses to a side hustle that’s equal parts disturbing and profitable—he’s been stealing his sister’s underwear and selling it online to strangers. He even tries to replace what he takes to avoid suspicion. Is it survival… or just straight-up creepy?
And...
Another caller shares her bold revenge story involving pepper spray and a cheating boyfriend. It’s fiery, petty, and surprisingly satisfying.
To Catch a Cheater: Cheating with the Neighbor—For Personal Growth?
Maya suspects her husband Eddie is too happy lately… and she’s right. He’s been cheating with their neighbor and justifies it by claiming it makes him a better husband. This jaw-dropping segment ends with one of the best closing lines in show history.
First Date Follow-Up: Attacked by a Squirrel and Ghosted After a Unicorn Lingerie Pic
Avery thought her biking date with Rider was magical—despite falling multiple times and screaming at a squirrel. But when she sends a playful post-date photo in unicorn underwear holding a smoothie, Rider ghosts. Why? Because, in his words, she lives in a “glitter dimension.” Their follow-up call is one for the ages.
Jubal Phone Prank: Goats Destroyed Your Classic Mustang
Jubal poses as a frazzled storage employee delivering devastating news: the caller’s beloved 1967 Mustang has been attacked by petting zoo animals during a community event. Between goats smashing windows and chickens nesting in the engine, the prank spirals into chaotic hilarity.
What Your Instagram Captions Really Say About You
We break down the viral list revealing the hidden messages behind common Instagram captions. Whether it’s “Take me back,” “Felt cute, might delete,” or “March dump,” these captions speak volumes—and not always the way you intend.
Nina’s What’s Trending: Summerween, TSA VR Pat-Downs, and Lilo & Stitch Debate
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Summerween is the rising trend that blends Halloween and summer with spooky beach towels and jack-o-lantern sunglasses.
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TSA is testing hands-free airport pat-downs using virtual reality gloves, and the internet has a lot of opi
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I went out with a guy once on a first
date who brought a snake to dinner to seem cool.
It escaped and they had to evacuate the restaurant. What
snake got loose? And then chaos broke out and he
got banned and he ghosted me. That's the text message
we just got in at four to one O six one,
because the trend is going viral of people sharing the
(00:21):
things they did to try to impress somebody on a
first date, but it went sideways. We're not going to
live there for a second.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
The guy brought a whole snake on a.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Date, Text in with yours or calls up eight eight
eight three four three one O six one if you've
ever tried to impress somebody on a first date and
then it went horribly wrong. Another person said that a
guy faked a British accent the whole date, trying to
impress them at work. Yeah, it does, until he said
y'all and then ran out of the restaurant. He embarrassed
(00:57):
said he pretended to have a British accent to see
more our exotic and charming. Midway through dinner, he slipped
up and said, y'all. And then she called him out,
and he panicked and ran out of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, when you're caught, you're caught. What's the point
in continuing with the date?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, what was the plan there? You were just going
to have a British accent forever and always, or just
as long as you needed to. I guess, but I
have a feeling that a lot of guys do this.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You don't think past the first day. You're right, I've
done a Boston accent on a date before you. But
in fact, still even when we travel for work, you
guys don't ever see it. But I do Boston accents
at like the front desk and stuff my Boston I okay,
oh gosh, it sounds a little bit like Peter Griffin.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I gotta put the oil in the cat. Okay, so hey,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I was wondering, Uh, do you know where where I
can find the vending machine?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And that's the accent you chose for our first date? Yes,
like British. I guess makes no sense at all. How
did it work? Did it work?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Always?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Look at me?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm like I just had to pocked the car.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What did you say? Somebody else said that somebody tried
to impress them on a first date by paying for
the date with monopoly money because they thought it would
be funny, and then the waiter got security. I guess
that's just that's the waiter's fault, right, It is kind
of funny, just like follow up with real money, real quick,
(02:27):
you know, yeah, it would be funny. Look how rich
I am since the guys are all trying to do
that to impress women on a first date. Yeah, yeah,
text in four one o six one, calls up eighty
eight three four three one six one. What's something you
did on a first date to try to impress somebody
but it went sideways. Somebody else said that she pretend
to be fluent in Italian at an Italian restaurant, and
then the waiter started speaking Italian back to her fluently.
(02:51):
These people don't think things through.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That sounds like when you're a kid and you try
to make up a language.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You're like yeah, You're like, yeah, don't you know I
can speak such and such friend, and they're like, no,
that's not at all what that is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
She said that she just said bellissimo ten times, and
then she had to admit that she just googled some
phrases to try to impress the person she was out.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I hadn't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I had a date in college and I had told
her I was a pilot. I was not yet a pilot,
and so I said, yeah, I'm a pilot. She's like,
oh my gosh, let's go see where you fly for
our date.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
And I was like, yeah, cool.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And so I had my flight instructor pull the plane
out and like make it look good and stuff. And
we had we had like a picnic in the plane,
and she's like, where are we going?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And I was I legally couldn't fly the plane yet.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, And and so she was she found out and
she was like, so you're not actually a pilot. I
was like, it's pretty common to stretch the truth, right,
I guess like A first, A right, we're both flying cool?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Right, we had a picnic in a plane.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She walked away, like, you expect me to believe you
work Applebee's. We're both lying.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
That's like the guy that told me he was a
firefighter but he stocked vending machines.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Really, yeah, oh my god, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow, I know someone texted in four to six one
and said they wouldn't went on a date with a
guy who dove into a pawn to save ducklings. It
turned out to be decorations. Was he hot? Have no idea?
Did you imagine the absolute shame you would feel?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I was gonna be so cool.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's gonna be a hero and save these ducklings.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Sick.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Also, how do you know the ducklings need to be saved?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He jumped into water where ducks go, Yeah, to save ducklings.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Which would be hot under normal circumstances. They just lived there.
They're just existed, just chilling in the water.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Though that's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He's on the road maybe.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But if he looks at you and goes they're in distressed.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I can tell. I believe that somebody else said that
she was pretending to be vegan for a guy that
she went out with and then got caught eating a
bacon cheeseburger when he went to the bathroom. Oh no, no, no,
said it was the ultimate betrayal, came back to find
(05:15):
her mid bite and mid lie and left the date
right away.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Imaginings so not vegan. You need a fix A few.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Running the day, Yeah, yeah, I just have to have
a burger. I'm not meybean at all, but this guy's hot.
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Speaker 8 (05:46):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Do you just back away from Yeah, back away from Oh? Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes, hello,
I'm sorry. Let me go into another space. I just
one second. Let me just go into another space right
without without this hang on one second, so sorry about that.
To step close the door real quick, okay, Yes, hello, Yes,
I'm looking for Andrew.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yes, this is the vender.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Hello Andrew. My name is Ted Devideau and I'm calling
from storage is a place where you keep your classic
nineteen sixty seven Ford Mustang fast Back?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (06:36):
What's what's going?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Will?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm calling you say, because there was just been a
little bit of an issue that I need to discuss
with you, and so sorry about the beginning of that
phone call. There's kind of noisy, and so I just,
you know, can't come inside.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
But what's what's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Do it?
Speaker 11 (06:50):
Do you miss a payment?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
What's what's going on for the month?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Get away?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wild is? Please just step away from it, step away,
step away. I'm so sorry. Let me I close the door. Yeah,
I close the door again. Sorry about that. I can't.
Speaker 11 (07:04):
I don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Can you?
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Can you get to the point here?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes, So how do I put this elegantly? Your your car?
You're nineteen sixty seven classic Ford Mustang? Are you staring
with us here at the storage company? Unfortunately that nineteen
sixty seven Mustang is dead and gown.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
I think, well, what do you mean what do what
do you mean dead and gone?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, I mean I mean that most thing is dead,
that most thing is gone. And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
What happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, yes, I'm so sorry. I know I'm taking taking
my sweet time getting to the point.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
What happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, goots happened, and then maybe some and then some
chickens and then heah, it's got it's just it was ravaged.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Rabbis by what are you kidding me? Can you just
can you explain to me.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What happened in my car?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, let me just look at it and make sure
on something real. I'm just gonna look at the car
real quickly. Just see how bored you.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Come down there?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Away from the vehicle, step away, step away. I cannot
get the I cannot get them. Ranked. I'm so sorry. Yes, uh,
what it happened? Well, Uh, as an effort for the community,
we decided to hold a little pen and zoo for
anybody who lives in the community to come by with
(08:34):
their children's and you know, pet the goats and things
like that. And uh, well, the goats took quite a
like in their vehicle, so much so that they you know,
broke the windows, got in there, pretty much had all
the post postery and uh, chickens and gotten in the
engine and stuff like that. So, I mean, I don't
(08:54):
know if it's a total loss yet, but I mean, wait.
Speaker 11 (08:59):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on, are you
are you trying.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
To tell me that that these these animals.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Got in my car?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
What else does that even happen? How does that even
happen if you are petting zoo near that near near
my my my car.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We had a goat here with horns. He's still he's
still ramming away at He's just ramming away. I don't
know if I don't know if it's the color, but
he is ramming away at it. So's you?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Have you called animal control?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
Have you called the police?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Is?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Is this?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
What is?
Speaker 10 (09:34):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What are you guys doing well? I haven't thought about
calling the police. I don't know if they can put
a handcuffs. Oh my god, I've never seen a golden handcuffs.
I don't think they can arrest the goats.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
I'm coming down there right now. I are you You
better be there? What's your name?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Are you better be there?
Speaker 11 (09:47):
I Am going to come down there right now. And
you know what, And if you don't have this under control,
if you don't call animal control, I'm gonna get down
there myself. I'm gonna keep these goats in the face.
If you don't get them away from my car, please get.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Them the Hey and this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Set you up.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh are you Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, it's a joke. She said that you have a
classic Mustang and it's your baby, and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh my god, that was a nightmare.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Oh my god, that is that is so cruel? Are
you kidding me? So is my car?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
My car is okay?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, is not being attacked by goats at the moment.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We say, mornings on the twenties, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day. But it's time for Nina's what's trending When
you think about July? What comes to mind? Is it
jack o lanterns? Is it Christmas trees?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Is it popsicles and firecrackers and freedom?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah? Freedom?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Traditionally speaking, yes, But now people are really making summer
Ween a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's what it's called. I've always god, it's always been
about that.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Summer.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Summer Ween is a mashup between summertime and Halloween. So
jall lanterns and sunglasses, beach towels.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
With dancing girls.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, why it's actually I guess it was inspired by
a Disney cartoon called Gravity Falls.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wait, that's a good show.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Well, and this is where it's coming from, So this
isn't the first year that Summer weeen has been a thing.
And then also you have the Hallmark Channel taking advantage
of Christmas in July where they run all of their
Christmas movies and then a lot of people do Christmas
in July.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
So it's like everybody wants July to be anything.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
But what it is summer for July because everybody looks
forward to July because summer. Yeah, and then it just
try then try to change it. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense,
I guess, but then it kind of messes with you.
Right then you don't have anything to look forward to
in the fall.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well it's not really Halloween, it's not really Christmas.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Still look forward to those things. Nobody handing out Christmas
gifts in July.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
We did used to have I worked at a resort
and we used to have Santa come in in swim
trunks and he used to like go on the Lazy
River with all the kids. And so that's kind of funny.
You got to see Santa in July. And also like Okay, Santa,
go back to North run smoothly over there?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, why is he taking a break? Gets vacation.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
But but if you are into celebrating, we're almost there.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Summerwen is around the corner.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It is okay. This is actually interesting.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Media outside. I guess that means different things for people.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So an interesting conversation has sparked and it is trending
because a man went to go see Lee Lo and
Stitch by himself.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So a man.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Went to go see the movie. So he's in the
movie theater alone.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
A mom goes and she brings her kid, and she
decides to create this conversation that's gone viral about whether
or not it's weird for him to be in the
theater to.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Watch Lelo and Stitch alone.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Maybe have anyone to go with him?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Weird? Yeah, you might want to see the movie.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I really like the original animated movie. I would go
see Lelo and It's good without my child. Yeah, I
would go see it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I don't think there's anything weird with it at all.
But this woman made it a big deal. And it's like,
am I being unreasonable for saying that there's a man
here that's all weird?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And is that your Australian accent?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
No, I think I was trying to do the UK one.
Oh but this is Australia. No, the UK.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh, thanks Victoria for the computer.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
But I I guess, like I can't, dude, just do
anything and it's not that's not okay like that? Why
would Why is this creating such a problem?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I mean, yeah, because I think that she's being like, okay,
is he like scouting out? Is he being gross? But
I think the guy just really wanted to see the movie.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
But girls take theirselfs themselves like on like cute little
like solo dates, right, So like if a guy did that,
it's also not weird.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I know.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's why it's actually trending so much, because she made
such a stink about it, and everybody else is like, lady,
let the man live.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I hope that's what the comment section is. Well,
it is actually of them are saying that the man
was I just wanted to see the movie. Also could
be a creep too, Yeah, it could be, but there's
no evidence. Yeah exactly, there's an absence of evidence. Just
a guy wants to see So I hope, So nine
people believe that was the truth. Yeah, I mean I
take myself to see Belle. Yeah, but you're a creep,
(14:39):
you know why you're there?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, I wanted to see the movie.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Seriously, what is.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
That's? What is an adult woman need.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
To see that beast by herself? Have you seen the beast?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
He was?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Also, where exactly where's the adult?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
How did she get in?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
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Speaker 1 (15:10):
Avery is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Writers.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her another date. But first, Avery, how long has
it been since you heard from Rider?
Speaker 14 (15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (15:25):
So it's been about oh gosh, it's it's been about
two weeks since I've heard from him. We went on
this really lovely date where we went biking, like actual biking,
and we went to the park and on the trail,
and I was trying to play it cool. I was
(15:47):
having a good time, but I got to be honest,
you know, I haven't.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Ridden a bike like eighth grade pe.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
So I definitely fell aw.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are you okay?
Speaker 10 (16:02):
Oh yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
It may have even been three times.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
But but Writer was so sweet. He was a total gentleman.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
He helped me up and he.
Speaker 15 (16:11):
Laughed with me.
Speaker 14 (16:13):
He laughed with me, not at me, and so.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
I thought he was super charming and that it was
going well. We stopped for smoothies afterwards, we sat by
the lake. We talked for like over an hour. It
was so sweet. It was it was just one of
those like unexpected connection moments, and he was so chill,
(16:38):
like Writer is annoyingly attractive and confident, not hockey at
the same time. And when I spoke, he just he listened.
I like, he actually listened to me talk about everything,
including my my really weird little pottery side hustle.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
That I have.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I love how excited we get when somebody listens, Like
you know, we hear that a lot on these first
date follow ups, and I mean, I get it, but
it's just it's the simple things really that get us hooked.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
I know, I agree, and he he just made me
feel really cool and safe and like I wasn't being
judged even when I crashed into that side.
Speaker 14 (17:29):
Oh no, I haven't had that kind of.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Connection in a very long time. So it felt been
spontaneous and easy and like not forced. And I'm not
trying to plan a wedding or anything or rush.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
Anything, but I just want to know what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, do you know what could have happened?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I mean, obviously it wasn't your falling, because he stick
stuck around for a while after that.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I've heard that, but that would be terrible. Did anything
else happen?
Speaker 12 (18:03):
Yeah, guys, I don't know, but I the one thing
I could think of is that there was this one
moment where I panicked when a squirrel ran.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
Across the path.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
And I don't I don't mean like a little panic.
I full blown, free to the f out. It was
not my best moment, but I tried to play it off,
and so I just screamed at the squirrel and was like,
not today, little demon. Oh he laughed, He almost like
(18:35):
he laughed. He seemed like he wasn't weirded out, you know,
almost seemed like he was taking the joke with me.
Speaker 14 (18:43):
And you know, he didn't.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Seem like, oh my gosh, this is a full grown
adult woman having a meltdown.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
Over a squirrel on the bike path, so like it.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
Was a real meltdown, Like, ah, yeah, I was not
expecting that squirrel.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, So you think maybe that's what might be the
reason that you are getting ghosted, is just the reaction
to the little demon squirrel.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
I that's gotta be it, because nothing else happened. Everything
else went so beautifully. I can't think of anything.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
Else that would have thrown it all.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, okay, Mike, Also, we'll see if that is the reason.
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if that tell us why he's ghosting you,
and maybe get you another date if you still want one. Okay, Okay, person,
all right, we'll get your first day follow.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
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Speaker 1 (19:37):
If you're just joining us for today's first Date follow up.
Avery is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Writer. So we're about to call him
and see if he will tell us why he's ghosting
her and maybe get her a second date if she
still wants one. But first Avery remind us about your
date real quick before we call him.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Sure. So about two weeks ago, I had the most
wonderful date with a guy named Writer. We went biking
on a bike trail and it.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Was so much fun. But it was my first time.
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Biking in many, many years, so I did fall a
few times, but he helped me back up, and other
than that, we got smoothied and we had a really
great time with a lot of great talking. And I
have not heard from him since. The only thing that
I can think of that might have scared him off
is when we were biking, a silly little squirrel ran
(20:28):
out in front of me, and I freaked out because
I don't like rodents. But that's all I can think of.
I texted him the next day. I thanked him for
a great date, and I sent him a picture of
me smiling with a smoothie a few days later to
be like, oh ho, look we did smoothies. But I
have gotten nothing back from him, so I'd love to
(20:49):
see what he says.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
All right, are you ready for us to co on?
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak to
Writer please?
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Yeah, this is em.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Hey Writer, how are you this is the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show. Hi writer, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
Oh hello, what's up?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
How are you have your end? My name is Jebel.
By the way, have you ever listened to The Jubil Show.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
I think I have heard the show before.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, okay, Well we're calling you today because one of
our listeners actually emailed us about you.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Oh wait, is this about Avery?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh you knew right away? Yeah, well we do a
segment called the First, a follow up on our show.
Maybe you already knew that. I guess where if you
go somebody and they don't know why, they can email
us to get you on the phone and ask. So, yes,
it is about Avery. Oh do you have a second
tell us why you're ghostinger?
Speaker 10 (21:59):
Yeah? I mean it just might come up eventually.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh really, what happened?
Speaker 15 (22:05):
I mean she's beautiful, like dropped a gorgeous but she
sent me this photo and it was her and like
unicorn underwear holding a smoothie and doing this weak face.
I just don't I don't know it was. It was
really bizarre. I mean I opened it during lunch at
work and I almost choked on my tortilla.
Speaker 10 (22:26):
Chips.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
So you didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You really painted the picture rider.
Speaker 15 (22:33):
It was like she was trying to be It was
like a six year old trying to be sexy.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It was creepy.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Yeah, a little bit like to to I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Not dude, say that with the getting a picture like
that never actually was it Was it the unicorns that
made it that way or was it the whole thing?
Speaker 15 (22:53):
It was the whole thing, but yeah, the unicorns really
pushed it over the edge.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, all right, so that's the reason you're she creeps
you out with trying to send you a sexy picture.
Speaker 15 (23:04):
Yeah, and there was some other stuff too. It's like,
so she called her bed the snuggle headquarters.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You don't like that. That's kind of cute.
Speaker 15 (23:14):
It's like elementary school. I mean she was also like sniffy,
slipping her smoothie and being like.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Hmm you mean sippy. I love it, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, Yeah, okay, writer, thank you for being honest with
us and tell us why your ghostinger. Now I'll let
you know that she's actually on the phone listing and
wants to talk to you, maybe in baby talk, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It a headquarters.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Wait, so you didn't like the unicorns for real, like
those are sexy?
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Hey, Avery, Hi, Oh.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
My god, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that being playful
was like a deal breaker now.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
I mean, it's not that you're being playful. It's just like,
I don't know, I barely knew you, and all of
a sudden, I'm looking at you and like Lisa frank
Landerie holding it Smoothie. I mean, you kind of treated
it like it was a mic drop moment or something.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
I don't know, it was weird.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
I was dropping a mic, a mic of joy and
I love and body positivity, and I mean, come on,
that could have been yours.
Speaker 15 (24:26):
I mean, look, you are totally a vibe and you're
very beautiful. I just don't think I'm like your vibe.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
You know, I live in the real world.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
You seem to live in like a glitter dimension where
like squirrels call fult like these meltdowns and smoothies have feelings.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
Okay, well I should have mentioned that I have a
spear of rodents and squirrels are basically.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Rodents, because I just I.
Speaker 12 (24:54):
Know, I was a little bit dramatic, but it freaked
me out.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Okay, and I.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
Don't know we were talking about smoothie is definitely a feeling.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Well, you clearly don't have feelings or have any understanding
of fun in life. I didn't realize you were this serious.
It's such a bummer.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Well, he said earlier that the squirrel calls meltdowns, calls meltdowns,
and smoothies don't have feelings, and I would just saying
whatever they do.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I don't know, it's it's a little much for me.
Speaker 15 (25:26):
It just feels like I'm dealing with like elementary school.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
I don't know whoa writer.
Speaker 12 (25:32):
What would you like for a woman to send to you?
You know, just a perfect portrait in business casual, like fully.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Covered, I don't know, maybe like regular lingerie without like
unicorns and glittering stuff.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
Okay, Well, I I guess I'll just find somebody who
doesn't have emotional panic when they see sparkles.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What, well, writer, would you like another day with avery?
Will pay for it?
Speaker 10 (25:59):
No?
Speaker 15 (26:00):
I think I'm good's She's one of a kind, But
I think we live on different planets.
Speaker 12 (26:05):
Well, that's totally fine. You can have fun with a
woman who likes to role play like they're in business
meetings or church or court or something boring like you.
Speaker 15 (26:16):
Wow, look you can tell this Moothie, I said, sorry, Oh.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
My gosh, Well, you're the one who's gonna be sorry when.
Speaker 14 (26:23):
You're bored and you're wishing for unicorns or.
Speaker 12 (26:24):
You're wishing for something fun and sparkley, because your next
date is a with a girl that's totally Baige.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Laughing. First follow up, what's the last thing that you
posted on social media's jew will show? I asked the
question because there's a list going viral of what your
Instagram captions actually say about you. Okay, we'll go over
it right now so you can see if it's accurate.
It's like therapy vacation captions. If you capture a vacation
(26:56):
picture with take me back out of office, mentally still here,
catching flights, not feelings, amen or views for days. Here's
what it says. It says it's used when you've traveled
to the most instagramable place and you need everybody to
know that you own a passport. It also says you've
done nothing interesting since this trip and you're still emotionally
(27:17):
in Cancun even though physically you're at you're nine to five,
eating your life. Okay, that's true.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's also a good way to do your thirst straps,
you know, like to relive them, bring back old bikini shots.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, mentally I'm here.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I didn't have an I didn't have an outfit of
the data post. So here's that one time I was
on vacation. Speaking of those posts, we're going over a
list that's going viral of what your Instagram posts actually say.
Selfie and outfit captions. If you capt it felt cute,
might delete later, oh otd just because serving looks or
(27:54):
this is me trying. Here's what it says. It actually means.
It means you look good and you want compliments without
sounding like you're fishing even though you are.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yes, could you imagine if someone put I'm looking for
compliments please?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, like my outfit today and I feel like I
look good and I don't know if anybody's going to
compliment it, So please would you.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I give you a compliments? Amazing at a good point.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I do always say when I need a self esteem boost,
I'll I'll post a selfie. Yeah, because I feel really
bad about myself. I'm like, let's just see if this
makes me feel better.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
But you should just be like, I'm posting this because
I don't feel good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
When somebody uses the delete later, I'm like, shut up,
that's one you don't ever want to leave. That's why
you want. People be like, no, why would you ever delete?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Yeah, oh my god, please don't believe.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, we're going over lest it's going viral of what
do your Instagram captions actually say about you? Photo dump
captions like life Lately or March dump or randoms or
camera roll vibes or little moments. Yeah, you do the
dumps for sure.
Speaker 13 (29:00):
Yeah, because like I just have a lot of pictures
and I didn't post from one single thing, but now
you just get a dump of everything that's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
On this month. It says it's used when you want
to post but you can't commit to a theme, so
you call it a dump just to justify all the chaos. Actually,
personality perfectly, it's It says, it's not a life update,
it's a chaos collage of selfie sunsets, a latte or
your friend's blurry elbow.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
My life dumps alone.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
We're going over the list. It's going viral of what
your Instagram posts actually say about you, even captions like birthdays, weddings,
et cetera. What a night, still recovering, best day ever?
So much love all the fields. It says it's used
when you were at something aesthetic and emotional but don't
have the energy to type more than three words.
Speaker 13 (29:53):
Yeah right, But also I don't think a lot of
people want to read more than three words.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
So very true.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
I'm looking out for ever who's gonna see it, Like,
if they see it and there's a whole like ten
page autobiography about what happened that before, they're not gonna
like that, because who cares.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I think it's interesting. I love the story really Yeah.
I like knowing what's actually going on. Oh that's cute.
I don't know, but that's just me. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Most people are like, no, too many words.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
If you have to hit more, people are doing it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
That's where the good stuff is, guys, That's where it
gets juicy. People spill the tea in the more.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
They don't spill the tea.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
They just put like a lot of boring words and offense.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
If you do it, but well, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Do do that. So the tea is In the more
wellness or self care caption, it says that it actually
says about you taking time for me, growth looks good
on me, or in my healing era, or protecting my
piece main character energy. Those kind of protecting my piece
is very me. It says you're either doing really well
or really not well. You want to package it in
(30:58):
a calm sage burning way. Yeah, yeah. It says you
journaled once and block your ax. Now you think you're
a guru. You're not healing. You're hiding behind buzzwords and
mood boards while projecting your chaos through your canvas struggs.
I do journal almost every night, though, so it's not once.
(31:18):
It is very true though. Those kind of captions only
happen when you're great and you're like, I just want
to help people out. You're like, I'm really struggling and
I need a reminder for myself more than anybody else.
So I'm gonna share that.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah, it's okay, do that. We'll keep sharing together.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And it's funny because I'll share motivational stuff a lot,
and I truly mean it because his motivation has helped
me a lot. I've been through a lot of mental
struggles in my life, and I struggle all the time
with stuff, you know, But most of the time it's
because I'm doing great and I want to help people.
But it never comes across that way. People always like,
are you okay?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
No one ever believes noo is okay? They never did.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It doesn't matter how he could be doing the coolest
thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
He could be look so happy, like is he gonna
be okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
And I'll be doing a TikTok live and i could
be juggling and telling jokes and laughing, and they're like, bro,
what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
What's wrong?
Speaker 16 (32:09):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Are you okay? And I'm like, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Do I not look okay?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Nobody ever believes he's not okay?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Fail, Yeah I do. I just have a vibe of
not okay all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But all smiling they care about you.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I don't want to take away. I don't know if
they do smiling.
Speaker 13 (32:31):
Just doing a dance on our last Jewbil show post
that's what we were doing, smiling dancing, and I saw
three comments being like, dude, what's wrong with okay?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I'm serious. I'm like yeah, people never think I'm okay.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
When it's the dude. It feels way judging.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's so funny, it's so.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Since there they're keyboards, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's time to catch a cheater. On the Table Show,
Maya is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of one year, Eddie,
might already be messing around. So talk to right now
and see if he is. Hopefully not. But Maya, thank
you for your email, Thanks for coming on the show
to do this. Tell us what's going on. Yeah, I
(33:17):
believe Eddie is cheating.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
I mean he's always in a weirdly.
Speaker 17 (33:20):
Good mood and has been like very much extra happy lately,
has been bringing me flowers and then asking if I
want to go out to dinner and then really complimentary.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, those good things. Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 16 (33:35):
They are good things that they are.
Speaker 14 (33:37):
Not normal Eddie things, Like I mean, we've been.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Together before we got.
Speaker 17 (33:40):
Married, for years, and I know.
Speaker 14 (33:43):
How he rolls, and suddenly.
Speaker 17 (33:44):
This is like when we first started dating, and my
spidery senses are saying that he's up to something. I mean,
like maybe he's over compensating because he feels guilty.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
That's how I was going to ask you, do you
think it's guilt?
Speaker 17 (33:58):
I do, honestly do, because he didn't treat me this
nice on except for like.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
The first month that we started dating.
Speaker 17 (34:06):
And then you know, things kind of just become more normal.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
And it's like, hey, let's just watch the Netflix and
go to bed.
Speaker 17 (34:11):
Yeah, like we're normal people instead of like first date.
But he's acting like he's on a first date with me,
but not with.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Me, and it's just weird.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Is there anything else that kind of validates your spidey sense?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Like, I'm sure you've been.
Speaker 17 (34:25):
Looking for staff, right, So he signed up for a
gym membership and has been spending a lot of time
in the shower, and also he's.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Been taking his phone.
Speaker 17 (34:35):
In with him.
Speaker 16 (34:36):
Before he'd always been like, we're going to keep electronics
out of the bathroom because it gets.
Speaker 17 (34:40):
Humid, and so now he's like in there.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
With his phone. I mean, if you always went into
the bathroom with his phone it's a shower, that's fine, hm,
because that's something he always did. But if it's new,
whenever the phone habits change, that is always a sign
because it's that one spot. It's like the only time
you get your alone time. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (35:00):
Yeah, and he's been like weirdly protective of it.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
So if it like rings or whatever, he's just like,
I got.
Speaker 17 (35:06):
It, hold on, and then he like goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
People who are protective of the phone, they're hard to trust.
Or when they start putting the phone with the screen
down when they never put it that way before.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Oh, yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Yes, So when they walk away, you flip the phone
over and you look at the messages.
Speaker 14 (35:24):
Except he's been taking it to the bathroom.
Speaker 16 (35:26):
I know I would do that, except he's been taking
it with him everywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Maybe he's checking out his body.
Speaker 14 (35:32):
I wish he'd do any cool stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Well, maybe it really is so like he's been going
to the gym. Maybe that's been making him feel better.
Maybe he does go take pictures of himself for before
and after. Maybe he's just feeling himself a little too
much and it's embarrassed by it, Like you don't you
take more pictures of yourself since you've been working out
every single morning?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, I mean I fill my workouts every day. I
do it because I look at it and then I
look at the form or.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Check yourself out.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, whenever I'm telling me that, they're like yeah, right,
and like I do. But then also I might want
to post it, you know, because I like to post
my workout stuff. And then also why not check yourself
off from time to time and be like, hey, I'm
seeing results, So maybe that could be a hey, yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:12):
There's no way he's recording himself at the little linkating
tim he signed up for.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
I really think he.
Speaker 17 (36:17):
Did get off the StairMaster not having a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Okay, Maya is not having him. Yeah, and have you
ever suspected him of cheating before?
Speaker 10 (36:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
No, Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
It's been driving me crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
And people come to us as a last resort. I
know that like they have no other they feel like
they don't have another option. So we'll try to catch him.
You already's also a grocery store, you guys are rewards
card member at so we'll pretend to be from there,
call him and tell him that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our beautiful, new and improved Ploral apartment
that does delivery. Now and see if he believes that,
(36:55):
and then who he sends the flowers to? Okay, he
sends him to you or someone else. Okay, we'll play
a song. Come back and get your to catch a cheater.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Next, it's time to catch a Cheater only on the
Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch Acheater.
Maya is on the phone and she suspects that her
husband of a year might be cheating on her. And
before we give him a call and try to catch him, Maya,
why don't you tell everybody what's going on? Refresh everybody's memory.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 17 (37:25):
She's been cheating on me because he's been in a
really good mood.
Speaker 16 (37:27):
Lately of buying me things and flowers and kind of.
Speaker 17 (37:30):
Like almost apologetically taking me out to dinner.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I think he's covering. Yeah, I didn't ask you this
in the first part. Is there anybody that you suspect
that he is cheating with?
Speaker 17 (37:40):
No, I don't know where he'd meet anybody. Honestly, he's
kind of a boring person.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right, Cool, Well, I'm going to die this fun
of her right now. Pretend to be from the grocery
store that you guys are rewards card members. AT and
do the usual say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member totally random, who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those
to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hi, is this Eddie who shops at? Yeah, this is Jordan.
I'm head of the customer service team Colin and say congratulations, you're.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
This month's winner.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Thanks. What did I win?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card remember at random,
who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful, brand new
floral department. We completely reimagine it and we do delivery now.
So you've won thirty six long stem red roses a
box of chocolates. Cool, and it can be sent anywhere
in the United States, absolutely free, totally on us. It's
our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Oh wow, you don't need my card information or anything?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Right, No, I do not. If you know who you
want to send the flowers to, I can take that
in right now, in just a couple of minutes, or
I can set up a time to call you back.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
No, let's just you know, let's do it now.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
So first, I would just need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send the flowers.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
Okay, the first name is Maya.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Last name you can put a card with this. We
have cards for all occasions. So is there something you'd
like to send a card?
Speaker 16 (39:23):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, let's just put just do I love you sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Well? Great, and then now all I need to do
is tell you that there aren't gonna be any flowers
delivered at all.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
By what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, because I need to tell you. This is actually
Jewbil from the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh hi, I'm Nina, Hi, I'm a toy, and.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where
if you think your significant other is cheating, we try
to see if you send flowers to somebody other than
who you should be sending flowers to. So, yeah, you're
not cheating. Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Also, I want to let you know that your wife,
Maya is on the phone.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Okay Maya.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Huh.
Speaker 16 (40:10):
That's really really interesting, Eddie, because I'm surprised you didn't
decide to send those flowers.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
To stand Ram.
Speaker 16 (40:18):
Her neighbor across the street.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Who you've been?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Because she told me you.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
This was your last chance to come clean.
Speaker 16 (40:29):
And you've even lied to the radio people like you
been finding me. But she's the only one who's been honest,
even though she's a dirty two. I cannot believe kad.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, so you already knew, Maya. I did.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I'm sorry. She just told me like she told me
in between me sending in the email, and I was
just hoping that it wasn't true and like yeah, and
I wasn't going to bring her into it until you
decided to just lie on the radio as well. So yeah,
the one who was as old as his mom.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
You know.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Okay, Okay, listen, it just started. It's only happened twice.
Only twice.
Speaker 16 (41:11):
Well good, well good, You're only gonna have to clean
yourself the.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Front yard once.
Speaker 16 (41:15):
So I'm throwing all out there right now.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
She seating makes me feel like I'm a better husband
to you, babe, like you aren't.
Speaker 14 (41:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
She makes you feel like you're a better.
Speaker 16 (41:29):
Husband to me, your actual wife, who you haven't to
work decently in a long time.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I love you more than anything, but these moments with Sandra,
like they they just makes me feel more like the
husband that you deserve, Like the I feel like a superman,
Like I can do things that I feel like before
Sandra and I got together, like I couldn't do before,
Like I'm focused.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
Better at work.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
I can be attentive to you because I'm not worried
about us, you know, like in the bedroom at all,
Like because I've already gotten that urge out of the
way with Sandra, and I just feel like I can
focus on things a lot better and she I'm able
to clear my head and get that animal urge out
(42:19):
of the way. But in that way, it's just us,
and I can be there for both of us. And
I felt like before you didn't want to be together sometimes,
like you know, if I I don't.
Speaker 16 (42:29):
Understand how having sex with someone who is twice my
age somehow makes you feel like you can better take
care of me when you haven't been doing that. You've
been apologizing because you've been feeling guilty.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
And guess what, you can marry her later.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
If you want to, or go.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Start your own little.
Speaker 16 (42:43):
Polygamy coal since apparently you want to be doing that.
How many women do you need, Eddie?
Speaker 10 (42:48):
I don't want anybody but you.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
I love you. It's just there were times where we.
Speaker 16 (42:53):
Yea, and I would want her house through my bay window.
Do you not understand how stuff that is?
Speaker 6 (42:58):
I was always just trying to you know, I don't know.
I was tired of fighting about wanting to have sex.
You would always kind of like throw me off, and
I just I don't.
Speaker 16 (43:11):
I don't, guys, I don't understand how a woman who
dribes her own golf cart to get to the mailbox.
Speaker 14 (43:17):
Can somehow bring out the ability urging you.
Speaker 16 (43:20):
Can you disconnect him for this call because I'm tired
to be.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I just ended up on him. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 17 (43:28):
Yeah, I am so pissed off right now, and that
he tried to keep lying even when you guys asked it.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I've got to say, though you had some amazing lines.
You know you'll be you know, you'll be better off.
It sounds like, yeah, I mean, you already knew what
was going on. I understand why you didn't tell us
that in the first part. And to me, it sounds
like you actually feel better knowing so that you can
move on, because it sounds like you are also kind
of like over Eddie, which I think you should have
been based on that response.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
It does help at least knowing that it's not like
I could compete with her for attractiveness because I have
forty years.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
To catch up.
Speaker 14 (44:04):
Oh my gosh, hopefully I can go marry someone who
likes someone my age.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
I don't know what's going on with that, but this
is definitely not a you thing. This is an Eddy thing,
and it sounds like you know that. I'm glad that
we were able to find out for you, though me too.
Speaker 14 (44:21):
Looks like I'm gonna have one hell.
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Of a garage sale, I guess.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh score, Yeah, sweet, I hear the elderly love garage sales.
Maybe you can buy some stuff back. Give us three
minutes and we'll give you everything you know need. You
know that what I'm saying right that everything you should
you need to know for the day. It's time for
Nina's was trending.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
If you're that person that doesn't like when the TSA
pats you down, there may be an alternative for you
because the TSA is exploring a hands off solution for
airport screenings. That means that these agents will be using
virtual reality technology to feel passengers bodies without touching the reality.
So they'll have the VR goggles, headset, whatever you call
(45:04):
it on.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I was trying to figure it out. Do you call
them goggles?
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, that's fine, Yeah, that part, And then they're going
to have a glove, and so then the glove is
going to just like scan the air and then they'll
be able to see it with their VR stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So the glove is actually weird touching you.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
The glove is touching you, not.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Physically, but the world in the VR world.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
So essentially they're taking that full body scan that you
step in and you put your arms up, and they're
making it creepy.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, more localized if they're hovering over a certain area,
not any better. I don't know what you and I
don't like more.
Speaker 13 (45:45):
I think I would rather just have someone just like legs. Yeah,
I just broke quick. Let's get everyone's watching you.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
They're watching me.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
It's I just don't mind. I'm like whatever, it's a show. Yeah,
I don't grab my butt, don't pretend to grab awkward
is gonna look.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Just picture these people dance around like they're at a
party and high.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
It's always the creepiest looking one too.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, but also what you're doing it for you?
Speaker 13 (46:13):
But what if the like you have something that's on
like your thighs, like the inside of your leg.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
But the glove misses it.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Glove's not gonna miss anything.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know. Wait, and also it'll probably take a
longer time for them to do that.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
How see through is the glove like how?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
It's just a new technology that they're playing with, trying
to figure out how not to touch you there.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, definitely, and you're fine. Just picture somebody getting that
thing and then there's just like a tiny little what
was that for? What are you talking about? I would
rather you just you just went I didn't, Yes, you did.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
I wonder if they would get creeped out if you
said that's the way to do it. I do that
every time I have it back. There's a new kind
of shower which is just another kind of party that's happening,
and it's the grandma showers.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh, grandma's showers are trending? Is it when they have
a grandkid?
Speaker 13 (47:16):
So it's a grandma it's basically a shower like a
baby shower, but also for grandma.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I was literally picturing the trend being sitting down on
a little stool in the shower and getting and getting
one of those showers that you open the door on
the side, and that's what I was I was thinking
that was.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
The track because the Grandma asthetic was a thing for
a while, so that but this is real, Grandma.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
It's nice not to have to stand in there.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, just sit on the floor and let the water
hit you.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
It's less sad if you're on a stool. What's gonna say.
It feels really good when you cry. Anyway, So Grandma's
showers are exactly that. Grandma is about to be a
grandma for the first time, second time, third time. She
gets her own party, her own kind of baby shower.
I read this and I was like, this is kind
of cool, But what about anti showers?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Do we get anti showers? You don't do anything that's
too much.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I do it all when the baby gets here.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
I'm the active aunt, so I feel like preparing me
to be the aunts all the tools so I don't
have to ask to borrow it, just get.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Me all looked up.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
So it's like I am the aunt to the world.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Sounds very expensive.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
It sounds already expensive.
Speaker 13 (48:23):
Do you have a kid and now you got to
have like multiple showers for every single person who got
to also welcome your kid.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Guys, just come to the baby shower here string hang
out there.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
It takes a village. Also, like how it's like the grandma.
So the mom of the mom is like, what about me? Yeah,
I know you're having a baby, but where's my party?
My family is full of those ladies. I think we
all celebrate.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
They're like, I'm going to plan the baby shower too.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Okay, it's going to be a grandma shower. Yeah, you
didn't do much. You couldn't even do it. You did
if I didn't have you.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
And that's the actual baby shower. They'd been there and
done that.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
She'll just say, you know, wait till you go to
my shower. It'll be a good way anyway. That's what's trending, right,
And don't forget June twenty second. You can come see
the show live on stage at the Tacoma Comedy Club.
I have to do get tickets to that is just
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Speaker 5 (49:16):
On stage something the top menu.
Speaker 6 (49:17):
There.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
We can make it like a shower.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
What kind of shower like our well, like you know
what like a party shower show, like a shower like
this show show that you don't have to bring us gifts.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
It'll just like you can get backstage, meet and greet passes.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Oh yeah that site too.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
We got a new so yeah, that'll be like a shower. Yeah,
I'll stop now The Jubile Show Shower Show Live on
the stage the Tama Comedy Club. Everything just changed now.
Speaker 10 (49:42):
Yeah, I gotta change the whole plane.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
All turns out the window. Yeah, makes the real money. Yeah,
bring your dollar bills show. You can get tickets if
you go to the jubil Show dot com and click
on on stage. That's June twenty second at the Tacoma
Comedy Club. The handouts dirty Little Secret. Hello, Yes, hey,
(50:08):
what's up? You have a dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 10 (50:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (50:10):
Yeah, So, well, a couple of months ago, I worked
in construction and I gotta laid off work and so,
which is tough. And my sister was nice enough to say,
you know, you need a place to crash for a
bit till you get back up on your feet and stuff.
And so I did that and yeah, and then uh,
(50:33):
still having trouble finding work. So you know, I heard
of this thing online where you know people you can
like women will excel their undergarments like they're underwear and stuff. Yeah,
and pasts pretty well. So I thought, you know, frobably
(50:54):
went notice, and you know, she's she's out all day
and I'm there and I just took a couple a
pair and want to see what would happened. And I've
been selling for underwear online and getting paid pretty well
for it. And I felt bad at first, but I figured,
you know, guys gotta gotta make a living somehow.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
And uh, yeah, she has no idea that you're doing.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
You sell your sisters underwear.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, I thought you were going to tell us that
you were selling yours. I was like, I bet you
there's a market for that. You know, there's there's girls there, women.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
Yeah, I don't think anybody would buy my brief.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
You'd be surprised. Sure, there's somebody out there looking for
just you. You've got just what they want.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I mean, you could probably sell yours and your sisters
and be like, look it's siblings.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Oh my good.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
That would definitely work. I could definitely see people buying it.
You're right, the creepier the better.
Speaker 9 (51:49):
You're giving me ideas.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Actually, haven't noticed that they're not gone.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:55):
Yeah, well at first, yeah, it wasn't too too bad.
But then it came to a point where okay, yeah,
she's gonna your laundry and she's gonna notice that something
something's going on. So I'm trying to be like strategic
about it. Like so I've been replacing them, the ones
that I've been selling, and you know, for maybe every
like five pair that I sell, I'll replace a couple
(52:17):
and try and match them as best I can. She
hasn't notice.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Him Paris she had, Yeah I would notice.
Speaker 9 (52:24):
Yeah, well enough, and uh it's so the issue now
is one of her co workers is actually one of
my best customers. Yeah, so you know that's a little
too close, you know, to the source. I I guess so,
(52:46):
but I've been making good money, so now I don't
know what you know, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
So well, thank you for telling us. You dor a
little secret now, And I hope your sister never stops
wearing underwear and then drives up, and if it does,
it starts on your own on I'll try, what's your
dirty little secret?
I went out with a guy once on a first
date who brought a snake to dinner to seem cool.
It escaped and they had to evacuate the restaurant. What
snake got loose? And then chaos broke out and he
got banned and he ghosted me. That's the text message
we just got in at four to one O six one,
because the trend is going viral of people sharing the
(00:21):
things they did to try to impress somebody on a
first date, but it went sideways. We're not going to
live there for a second.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
The guy brought a whole snake on a.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Date, Text in with yours or calls up eight eight
eight three four three one O six one if you've
ever tried to impress somebody on a first date and
then it went horribly wrong. Another person said that a
guy faked a British accent the whole date, trying to
impress them at work. Yeah, it does, until he said
y'all and then ran out of the restaurant. He embarrassed
(00:57):
said he pretended to have a British accent to see
more our exotic and charming. Midway through dinner, he slipped
up and said, y'all. And then she called him out,
and he panicked and ran out of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, when you're caught, you're caught. What's the point
in continuing with the date?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, what was the plan there? You were just going
to have a British accent forever and always, or just
as long as you needed to. I guess, but I
have a feeling that a lot of guys do this.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You don't think past the first day. You're right, I've
done a Boston accent on a date before you. But
in fact, still even when we travel for work, you
guys don't ever see it. But I do Boston accents
at like the front desk and stuff my Boston I okay,
oh gosh, it sounds a little bit like Peter Griffin.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I gotta put the oil in the cat. Okay, so hey,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I was wondering, Uh, do you know where where I
can find the vending machine?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And that's the accent you chose for our first date? Yes,
like British. I guess makes no sense at all. How
did it work? Did it work?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Always?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Look at me?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm like I just had to pocked the car.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What did you say? Somebody else said that somebody tried
to impress them on a first date by paying for
the date with monopoly money because they thought it would
be funny, and then the waiter got security. I guess
that's just that's the waiter's fault, right, It is kind
of funny, just like follow up with real money, real quick,
(02:27):
you know, yeah, it would be funny. Look how rich
I am since the guys are all trying to do
that to impress women on a first date. Yeah, yeah,
text in four one o six one, calls up eighty
eight three four three one six one. What's something you
did on a first date to try to impress somebody
but it went sideways. Somebody else said that she pretend
to be fluent in Italian at an Italian restaurant, and
then the waiter started speaking Italian back to her fluently.
(02:51):
These people don't think things through.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That sounds like when you're a kid and you try
to make up a language.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You're like yeah, You're like, yeah, don't you know I
can speak such and such friend, and they're like, no,
that's not at all what that is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
She said that she just said bellissimo ten times, and
then she had to admit that she just googled some
phrases to try to impress the person she was out.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I hadn't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I had a date in college and I had told
her I was a pilot. I was not yet a pilot,
and so I said, yeah, I'm a pilot. She's like,
oh my gosh, let's go see where you fly for
our date.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
And I was like, yeah, cool.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And so I had my flight instructor pull the plane
out and like make it look good and stuff. And
we had we had like a picnic in the plane,
and she's like, where are we going?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And I was I legally couldn't fly the plane yet.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, And and so she was she found out and
she was like, so you're not actually a pilot. I
was like, it's pretty common to stretch the truth, right,
I guess like A first, A right, we're both flying cool?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Right, we had a picnic in a plane.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She walked away, like, you expect me to believe you
work Applebee's. We're both lying.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
That's like the guy that told me he was a
firefighter but he stocked vending machines.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Really, yeah, oh my god, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow, I know someone texted in four to six one
and said they wouldn't went on a date with a
guy who dove into a pawn to save ducklings. It
turned out to be decorations. Was he hot? Have no idea?
Did you imagine the absolute shame you would feel?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I was gonna be so cool.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's gonna be a hero and save these ducklings.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Sick.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Also, how do you know the ducklings need to be saved?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He jumped into water where ducks go, Yeah, to save ducklings.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Which would be hot under normal circumstances. They just lived there.
They're just existed, just chilling in the water.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Though that's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He's on the road maybe.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But if he looks at you and goes they're in distressed.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I can tell. I believe that somebody else said that
she was pretending to be vegan for a guy that
she went out with and then got caught eating a
bacon cheeseburger when he went to the bathroom. Oh no, no, no,
said it was the ultimate betrayal, came back to find
(05:15):
her mid bite and mid lie and left the date
right away.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Imaginings so not vegan. You need a fix A few.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Running the day, Yeah, yeah, I just have to have
a burger. I'm not meybean at all, but this guy's hot.
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I'm sorry. Let me go into another space. I just
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without without this hang on one second, so sorry about that.
To step close the door real quick, okay, Yes, hello, Yes,
I'm looking for Andrew.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yes, this is the vender.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Hello Andrew. My name is Ted Devideau and I'm calling
from storage is a place where you keep your classic
nineteen sixty seven Ford Mustang fast Back?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (06:36):
What's what's going?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Will?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm calling you say, because there was just been a
little bit of an issue that I need to discuss
with you, and so sorry about the beginning of that
phone call. There's kind of noisy, and so I just,
you know, can't come inside.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
But what's what's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Do it?
Speaker 11 (06:50):
Do you miss a payment?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
What's what's going on for the month?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Get away?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wild is? Please just step away from it, step away,
step away. I'm so sorry. Let me I close the door. Yeah,
I close the door again. Sorry about that. I can't.
Speaker 11 (07:04):
I don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Can you?
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Can you get to the point here?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes, So how do I put this elegantly? Your your car?
You're nineteen sixty seven classic Ford Mustang? Are you staring
with us here at the storage company? Unfortunately that nineteen
sixty seven Mustang is dead and gown.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
I think, well, what do you mean what do what
do you mean dead and gone?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, I mean I mean that most thing is dead,
that most thing is gone. And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
What happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, yes, I'm so sorry. I know I'm taking taking
my sweet time getting to the point.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
What happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, goots happened, and then maybe some and then some
chickens and then heah, it's got it's just it was ravaged.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Rabbis by what are you kidding me? Can you just
can you explain to me.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What happened in my car?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, let me just look at it and make sure
on something real. I'm just gonna look at the car
real quickly. Just see how bored you.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Come down there?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Away from the vehicle, step away, step away. I cannot
get the I cannot get them. Ranked. I'm so sorry. Yes, uh,
what it happened? Well, Uh, as an effort for the community,
we decided to hold a little pen and zoo for
anybody who lives in the community to come by with
(08:34):
their children's and you know, pet the goats and things
like that. And uh, well, the goats took quite a
like in their vehicle, so much so that they you know,
broke the windows, got in there, pretty much had all
the post postery and uh, chickens and gotten in the
engine and stuff like that. So, I mean, I don't
(08:54):
know if it's a total loss yet, but I mean, wait.
Speaker 11 (08:59):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on, are you
are you trying.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
To tell me that that these these animals.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Got in my car?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
What else does that even happen? How does that even
happen if you are petting zoo near that near near
my my my car.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We had a goat here with horns. He's still he's
still ramming away at He's just ramming away. I don't
know if I don't know if it's the color, but
he is ramming away at it. So's you?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Have you called animal control?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
Have you called the police?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Is?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Is this?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
What is?
Speaker 10 (09:34):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What are you guys doing well? I haven't thought about
calling the police. I don't know if they can put
a handcuffs. Oh my god, I've never seen a golden handcuffs.
I don't think they can arrest the goats.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
I'm coming down there right now. I are you You
better be there? What's your name?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Are you better be there?
Speaker 11 (09:47):
I Am going to come down there right now. And
you know what, And if you don't have this under control,
if you don't call animal control, I'm gonna get down
there myself. I'm gonna keep these goats in the face.
If you don't get them away from my car, please get.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Them the Hey and this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Set you up.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh are you Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, it's a joke. She said that you have a
classic Mustang and it's your baby, and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh my god, that was a nightmare.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Oh my god, that is that is so cruel? Are
you kidding me? So is my car?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
My car is okay?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, is not being attacked by goats at the moment.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We say, mornings on the twenties, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day. But it's time for Nina's what's trending When
you think about July? What comes to mind? Is it
jack o lanterns? Is it Christmas trees?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Is it popsicles and firecrackers and freedom?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah? Freedom?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Traditionally speaking, yes, But now people are really making summer
Ween a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's what it's called. I've always god, it's always been
about that.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Summer.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Summer Ween is a mashup between summertime and Halloween. So
jall lanterns and sunglasses, beach towels.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
With dancing girls.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, why it's actually I guess it was inspired by
a Disney cartoon called Gravity Falls.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wait, that's a good show.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Well, and this is where it's coming from, So this
isn't the first year that Summer weeen has been a thing.
And then also you have the Hallmark Channel taking advantage
of Christmas in July where they run all of their
Christmas movies and then a lot of people do Christmas
in July.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
So it's like everybody wants July to be anything.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
But what it is summer for July because everybody looks
forward to July because summer. Yeah, and then it just
try then try to change it. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense,
I guess, but then it kind of messes with you.
Right then you don't have anything to look forward to
in the fall.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well it's not really Halloween, it's not really Christmas.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Still look forward to those things. Nobody handing out Christmas
gifts in July.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
We did used to have I worked at a resort
and we used to have Santa come in in swim
trunks and he used to like go on the Lazy
River with all the kids. And so that's kind of funny.
You got to see Santa in July. And also like Okay, Santa,
go back to North run smoothly over there?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, why is he taking a break? Gets vacation.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
But but if you are into celebrating, we're almost there.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Summerwen is around the corner.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It is okay. This is actually interesting.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Media outside. I guess that means different things for people.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So an interesting conversation has sparked and it is trending
because a man went to go see Lee Lo and
Stitch by himself.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So a man.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Went to go see the movie. So he's in the
movie theater alone.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
A mom goes and she brings her kid, and she
decides to create this conversation that's gone viral about whether
or not it's weird for him to be in the
theater to.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Watch Lelo and Stitch alone.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Maybe have anyone to go with him?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Weird? Yeah, you might want to see the movie.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I really like the original animated movie. I would go
see Lelo and It's good without my child. Yeah, I
would go see it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I don't think there's anything weird with it at all.
But this woman made it a big deal. And it's like,
am I being unreasonable for saying that there's a man
here that's all weird?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And is that your Australian accent?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
No, I think I was trying to do the UK one.
Oh but this is Australia. No, the UK.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh, thanks Victoria for the computer.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
But I I guess, like I can't, dude, just do
anything and it's not that's not okay like that? Why
would Why is this creating such a problem?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I mean, yeah, because I think that she's being like, okay,
is he like scouting out? Is he being gross? But
I think the guy just really wanted to see the movie.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
But girls take theirselfs themselves like on like cute little
like solo dates, right, So like if a guy did that,
it's also not weird.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I know.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's why it's actually trending so much, because she made
such a stink about it, and everybody else is like, lady,
let the man live.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I hope that's what the comment section is. Well,
it is actually of them are saying that the man
was I just wanted to see the movie. Also could
be a creep too, Yeah, it could be, but there's
no evidence. Yeah exactly, there's an absence of evidence. Just
a guy wants to see So I hope, So nine
people believe that was the truth. Yeah, I mean I
take myself to see Belle. Yeah, but you're a creep,
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you know why you're there?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, I wanted to see the movie.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Seriously, what is.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
That's? What is an adult woman need.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
To see that beast by herself? Have you seen the beast?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
He was?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Also, where exactly where's the adult?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
How did she get in?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Avery is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Writers.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her another date. But first, Avery, how long has
it been since you heard from Rider?
Speaker 14 (15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (15:25):
So it's been about oh gosh, it's it's been about
two weeks since I've heard from him. We went on
this really lovely date where we went biking, like actual biking,
and we went to the park and on the trail,
and I was trying to play it cool. I was
(15:47):
having a good time, but I got to be honest,
you know, I haven't.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Ridden a bike like eighth grade pe.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
So I definitely fell aw.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are you okay?
Speaker 10 (16:02):
Oh yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
It may have even been three times.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
But but Writer was so sweet. He was a total gentleman.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
He helped me up and he.
Speaker 15 (16:11):
Laughed with me.
Speaker 14 (16:13):
He laughed with me, not at me, and so.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
I thought he was super charming and that it was
going well. We stopped for smoothies afterwards, we sat by
the lake. We talked for like over an hour. It
was so sweet. It was it was just one of
those like unexpected connection moments, and he was so chill,
(16:38):
like Writer is annoyingly attractive and confident, not hockey at
the same time. And when I spoke, he just he listened.
I like, he actually listened to me talk about everything,
including my my really weird little pottery side hustle.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
That I have.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I love how excited we get when somebody listens, Like
you know, we hear that a lot on these first
date follow ups, and I mean, I get it, but
it's just it's the simple things really that get us hooked.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
I know, I agree, and he he just made me
feel really cool and safe and like I wasn't being
judged even when I crashed into that side.
Speaker 14 (17:29):
Oh no, I haven't had that kind of.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Connection in a very long time. So it felt been
spontaneous and easy and like not forced. And I'm not
trying to plan a wedding or anything or rush.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
Anything, but I just want to know what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, do you know what could have happened?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I mean, obviously it wasn't your falling, because he stick
stuck around for a while after that.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I've heard that, but that would be terrible. Did anything
else happen?
Speaker 12 (18:03):
Yeah, guys, I don't know, but I the one thing
I could think of is that there was this one
moment where I panicked when a squirrel ran.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
Across the path.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
And I don't I don't mean like a little panic.
I full blown, free to the f out. It was
not my best moment, but I tried to play it off,
and so I just screamed at the squirrel and was like,
not today, little demon. Oh he laughed, He almost like
(18:35):
he laughed. He seemed like he wasn't weirded out, you know,
almost seemed like he was taking the joke with me.
Speaker 14 (18:43):
And you know, he didn't.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Seem like, oh my gosh, this is a full grown
adult woman having a meltdown.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
Over a squirrel on the bike path, so like it.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
Was a real meltdown, Like, ah, yeah, I was not
expecting that squirrel.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, So you think maybe that's what might be the
reason that you are getting ghosted, is just the reaction
to the little demon squirrel.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
I that's gotta be it, because nothing else happened. Everything
else went so beautifully. I can't think of anything.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
Else that would have thrown it all.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, okay, Mike, Also, we'll see if that is the reason.
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if that tell us why he's ghosting you,
and maybe get you another date if you still want one. Okay, Okay, person,
all right, we'll get your first day follow.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Up, Next first Date follow Up powered by the Advocates
Injury Attorneys online at ADVOCATESLA dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
If you're just joining us for today's first Date follow up.
Avery is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Writer. So we're about to call him
and see if he will tell us why he's ghosting
her and maybe get her a second date if she
still wants one. But first Avery remind us about your
date real quick before we call him.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Sure. So about two weeks ago, I had the most
wonderful date with a guy named Writer. We went biking
on a bike trail and it.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Was so much fun. But it was my first time.
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Biking in many, many years, so I did fall a
few times, but he helped me back up, and other
than that, we got smoothied and we had a really
great time with a lot of great talking. And I
have not heard from him since. The only thing that
I can think of that might have scared him off
is when we were biking, a silly little squirrel ran
(20:28):
out in front of me, and I freaked out because
I don't like rodents. But that's all I can think of.
I texted him the next day. I thanked him for
a great date, and I sent him a picture of
me smiling with a smoothie a few days later to
be like, oh ho, look we did smoothies. But I
have gotten nothing back from him, so I'd love to
(20:49):
see what he says.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
All right, are you ready for us to co on?
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak to
Writer please?
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Yeah, this is em.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Hey Writer, how are you this is the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show. Hi writer, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
Oh hello, what's up?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
How are you have your end? My name is Jebel.
By the way, have you ever listened to The Jubil Show.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
I think I have heard the show before.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, okay, Well we're calling you today because one of
our listeners actually emailed us about you.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Oh wait, is this about Avery?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh you knew right away? Yeah, well we do a
segment called the First, a follow up on our show.
Maybe you already knew that. I guess where if you
go somebody and they don't know why, they can email
us to get you on the phone and ask. So, yes,
it is about Avery. Oh do you have a second
tell us why you're ghostinger?
Speaker 10 (21:59):
Yeah? I mean it just might come up eventually.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh really, what happened?
Speaker 15 (22:05):
I mean she's beautiful, like dropped a gorgeous but she
sent me this photo and it was her and like
unicorn underwear holding a smoothie and doing this weak face.
I just don't I don't know it was. It was
really bizarre. I mean I opened it during lunch at
work and I almost choked on my tortilla.
Speaker 10 (22:26):
Chips.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
So you didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You really painted the picture rider.
Speaker 15 (22:33):
It was like she was trying to be It was
like a six year old trying to be sexy.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It was creepy.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Yeah, a little bit like to to I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Not dude, say that with the getting a picture like
that never actually was it Was it the unicorns that
made it that way or was it the whole thing?
Speaker 15 (22:53):
It was the whole thing, but yeah, the unicorns really
pushed it over the edge.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, all right, so that's the reason you're she creeps
you out with trying to send you a sexy picture.
Speaker 15 (23:04):
Yeah, and there was some other stuff too. It's like,
so she called her bed the snuggle headquarters.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You don't like that. That's kind of cute.
Speaker 15 (23:14):
It's like elementary school. I mean she was also like sniffy,
slipping her smoothie and being like.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Hmm you mean sippy. I love it, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, Yeah, okay, writer, thank you for being honest with
us and tell us why your ghostinger. Now I'll let
you know that she's actually on the phone listing and
wants to talk to you, maybe in baby talk, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It a headquarters.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Wait, so you didn't like the unicorns for real, like
those are sexy?
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Hey, Avery, Hi, Oh.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
My god, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that being playful
was like a deal breaker now.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
I mean, it's not that you're being playful. It's just like,
I don't know, I barely knew you, and all of
a sudden, I'm looking at you and like Lisa frank
Landerie holding it Smoothie. I mean, you kind of treated
it like it was a mic drop moment or something.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
I don't know, it was weird.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
I was dropping a mic, a mic of joy and
I love and body positivity, and I mean, come on,
that could have been yours.
Speaker 15 (24:26):
I mean, look, you are totally a vibe and you're
very beautiful. I just don't think I'm like your vibe.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
You know, I live in the real world.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
You seem to live in like a glitter dimension where
like squirrels call fult like these meltdowns and smoothies have feelings.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
Okay, well I should have mentioned that I have a
spear of rodents and squirrels are basically.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Rodents, because I just I.
Speaker 12 (24:54):
Know, I was a little bit dramatic, but it freaked
me out.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Okay, and I.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
Don't know we were talking about smoothie is definitely a feeling.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
What does that mean?
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Well, you clearly don't have feelings or have any understanding
of fun in life. I didn't realize you were this serious.
It's such a bummer.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Well, he said earlier that the squirrel calls meltdowns, calls meltdowns,
and smoothies don't have feelings, and I would just saying
whatever they do.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I don't know, it's it's a little much for me.
Speaker 15 (25:26):
It just feels like I'm dealing with like elementary school.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
I don't know whoa writer.
Speaker 12 (25:32):
What would you like for a woman to send to you?
You know, just a perfect portrait in business casual, like fully.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Covered, I don't know, maybe like regular lingerie without like
unicorns and glittering stuff.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
Okay, Well, I I guess I'll just find somebody who
doesn't have emotional panic when they see sparkles.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What, well, writer, would you like another day with avery?
Will pay for it?
Speaker 10 (25:59):
No?
Speaker 15 (26:00):
I think I'm good's She's one of a kind, But
I think we live on different planets.
Speaker 12 (26:05):
Well, that's totally fine. You can have fun with a
woman who likes to role play like they're in business
meetings or church or court or something boring like you.
Speaker 15 (26:16):
Wow, look you can tell this Moothie, I said, sorry, Oh.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
My gosh, Well, you're the one who's gonna be sorry when.
Speaker 14 (26:23):
You're bored and you're wishing for unicorns or.
Speaker 12 (26:24):
You're wishing for something fun and sparkley, because your next
date is a with a girl that's totally Baige.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Laughing. First follow up, what's the last thing that you
posted on social media's jew will show? I asked the
question because there's a list going viral of what your
Instagram captions actually say about you. Okay, we'll go over
it right now so you can see if it's accurate.
It's like therapy vacation captions. If you capture a vacation
(26:56):
picture with take me back out of office, mentally still here,
catching flights, not feelings, amen or views for days. Here's
what it says. It says it's used when you've traveled
to the most instagramable place and you need everybody to
know that you own a passport. It also says you've
done nothing interesting since this trip and you're still emotionally
(27:17):
in Cancun even though physically you're at you're nine to five,
eating your life. Okay, that's true.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's also a good way to do your thirst straps,
you know, like to relive them, bring back old bikini shots.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, mentally I'm here.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I didn't have an I didn't have an outfit of
the data post. So here's that one time I was
on vacation. Speaking of those posts, we're going over a
list that's going viral of what your Instagram posts actually say.
Selfie and outfit captions. If you capt it felt cute,
might delete later, oh otd just because serving looks or
(27:54):
this is me trying. Here's what it says. It actually means.
It means you look good and you want compliments without
sounding like you're fishing even though you are.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yes, could you imagine if someone put I'm looking for
compliments please?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, like my outfit today and I feel like I
look good and I don't know if anybody's going to
compliment it, So please would you.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I give you a compliments? Amazing at a good point.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I do always say when I need a self esteem boost,
I'll I'll post a selfie. Yeah, because I feel really
bad about myself. I'm like, let's just see if this
makes me feel better.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
But you should just be like, I'm posting this because
I don't feel good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
When somebody uses the delete later, I'm like, shut up,
that's one you don't ever want to leave. That's why
you want. People be like, no, why would you ever delete?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Yeah, oh my god, please don't believe.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, we're going over lest it's going viral of what
do your Instagram captions actually say about you? Photo dump
captions like life Lately or March dump or randoms or
camera roll vibes or little moments. Yeah, you do the
dumps for sure.
Speaker 13 (29:00):
Yeah, because like I just have a lot of pictures
and I didn't post from one single thing, but now
you just get a dump of everything that's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
On this month. It says it's used when you want
to post but you can't commit to a theme, so
you call it a dump just to justify all the chaos. Actually,
personality perfectly, it's It says, it's not a life update,
it's a chaos collage of selfie sunsets, a latte or
your friend's blurry elbow.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
My life dumps alone.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
We're going over the list. It's going viral of what
your Instagram posts actually say about you, even captions like birthdays, weddings,
et cetera. What a night, still recovering, best day ever?
So much love all the fields. It says it's used
when you were at something aesthetic and emotional but don't
have the energy to type more than three words.
Speaker 13 (29:53):
Yeah right, But also I don't think a lot of
people want to read more than three words.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
So very true.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
I'm looking out for ever who's gonna see it, Like,
if they see it and there's a whole like ten
page autobiography about what happened that before, they're not gonna
like that, because who cares.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I think it's interesting. I love the story really Yeah.
I like knowing what's actually going on. Oh that's cute.
I don't know, but that's just me. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Most people are like, no, too many words.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
If you have to hit more, people are doing it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
That's where the good stuff is, guys, That's where it
gets juicy. People spill the tea in the more.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
They don't spill the tea.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
They just put like a lot of boring words and offense.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
If you do it, but well, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Do do that. So the tea is In the more
wellness or self care caption, it says that it actually
says about you taking time for me, growth looks good
on me, or in my healing era, or protecting my
piece main character energy. Those kind of protecting my piece
is very me. It says you're either doing really well
or really not well. You want to package it in
(30:58):
a calm sage burning way. Yeah, yeah. It says you
journaled once and block your ax. Now you think you're
a guru. You're not healing. You're hiding behind buzzwords and
mood boards while projecting your chaos through your canvas struggs.
I do journal almost every night, though, so it's not once.
(31:18):
It is very true though. Those kind of captions only
happen when you're great and you're like, I just want
to help people out. You're like, I'm really struggling and
I need a reminder for myself more than anybody else.
So I'm gonna share that.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah, it's okay, do that. We'll keep sharing together.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And it's funny because I'll share motivational stuff a lot,
and I truly mean it because his motivation has helped
me a lot. I've been through a lot of mental
struggles in my life, and I struggle all the time
with stuff, you know, But most of the time it's
because I'm doing great and I want to help people.
But it never comes across that way. People always like,
are you okay?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
No one ever believes noo is okay? They never did.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It doesn't matter how he could be doing the coolest
thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
He could be look so happy, like is he gonna
be okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
And I'll be doing a TikTok live and i could
be juggling and telling jokes and laughing, and they're like, bro,
what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
What's wrong?
Speaker 16 (32:09):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Are you okay? And I'm like, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Do I not look okay?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Nobody ever believes he's not okay?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Fail, Yeah I do. I just have a vibe of
not okay all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But all smiling they care about you.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I don't want to take away. I don't know if
they do smiling.
Speaker 13 (32:31):
Just doing a dance on our last Jewbil show post
that's what we were doing, smiling dancing, and I saw
three comments being like, dude, what's wrong with okay?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I'm serious. I'm like yeah, people never think I'm okay.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
When it's the dude. It feels way judging.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's so funny, it's so.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Since there they're keyboards, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's time to catch a cheater. On the Table Show,
Maya is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of one year, Eddie,
might already be messing around. So talk to right now
and see if he is. Hopefully not. But Maya, thank
you for your email, Thanks for coming on the show
to do this. Tell us what's going on. Yeah, I
(33:17):
believe Eddie is cheating.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
I mean he's always in a weirdly.
Speaker 17 (33:20):
Good mood and has been like very much extra happy lately,
has been bringing me flowers and then asking if I
want to go out to dinner and then really complimentary.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, those good things. Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 16 (33:35):
They are good things that they are.
Speaker 14 (33:37):
Not normal Eddie things, Like I mean, we've been.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Together before we got.
Speaker 17 (33:40):
Married, for years, and I know.
Speaker 14 (33:43):
How he rolls, and suddenly.
Speaker 17 (33:44):
This is like when we first started dating, and my
spidery senses are saying that he's up to something. I mean,
like maybe he's over compensating because he feels guilty.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
That's how I was going to ask you, do you
think it's guilt?
Speaker 17 (33:58):
I do, honestly do, because he didn't treat me this
nice on except for like.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
The first month that we started dating.
Speaker 17 (34:06):
And then you know, things kind of just become more normal.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
And it's like, hey, let's just watch the Netflix and
go to bed.
Speaker 17 (34:11):
Yeah, like we're normal people instead of like first date.
But he's acting like he's on a first date with me,
but not with.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Me, and it's just weird.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Is there anything else that kind of validates your spidey sense?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Like, I'm sure you've been.
Speaker 17 (34:25):
Looking for staff, right, So he signed up for a
gym membership and has been spending a lot of time
in the shower, and also he's.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Been taking his phone.
Speaker 17 (34:35):
In with him.
Speaker 16 (34:36):
Before he'd always been like, we're going to keep electronics
out of the bathroom because it gets.
Speaker 17 (34:40):
Humid, and so now he's like in there.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
With his phone. I mean, if you always went into
the bathroom with his phone it's a shower, that's fine, hm,
because that's something he always did. But if it's new,
whenever the phone habits change, that is always a sign
because it's that one spot. It's like the only time
you get your alone time. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (35:00):
Yeah, and he's been like weirdly protective of it.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
So if it like rings or whatever, he's just like,
I got.
Speaker 17 (35:06):
It, hold on, and then he like goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
People who are protective of the phone, they're hard to trust.
Or when they start putting the phone with the screen
down when they never put it that way before.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Oh, yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Yes, So when they walk away, you flip the phone
over and you look at the messages.
Speaker 14 (35:24):
Except he's been taking it to the bathroom.
Speaker 16 (35:26):
I know I would do that, except he's been taking
it with him everywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Maybe he's checking out his body.
Speaker 14 (35:32):
I wish he'd do any cool stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Well, maybe it really is so like he's been going
to the gym. Maybe that's been making him feel better.
Maybe he does go take pictures of himself for before
and after. Maybe he's just feeling himself a little too
much and it's embarrassed by it, Like you don't you
take more pictures of yourself since you've been working out
every single morning?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, I mean I fill my workouts every day. I
do it because I look at it and then I
look at the form or.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Check yourself out.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, whenever I'm telling me that, they're like yeah, right,
and like I do. But then also I might want
to post it, you know, because I like to post
my workout stuff. And then also why not check yourself
off from time to time and be like, hey, I'm
seeing results, So maybe that could be a hey, yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:12):
There's no way he's recording himself at the little linkating
tim he signed up for.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
I really think he.
Speaker 17 (36:17):
Did get off the StairMaster not having a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Okay, Maya is not having him. Yeah, and have you
ever suspected him of cheating before?
Speaker 10 (36:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
No, Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
It's been driving me crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
And people come to us as a last resort. I
know that like they have no other they feel like
they don't have another option. So we'll try to catch him.
You already's also a grocery store, you guys are rewards
card member at so we'll pretend to be from there,
call him and tell him that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our beautiful, new and improved Ploral apartment
that does delivery. Now and see if he believes that,
(36:55):
and then who he sends the flowers to? Okay, he
sends him to you or someone else. Okay, we'll play
a song. Come back and get your to catch a cheater.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Next, it's time to catch a Cheater only on the
Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch Acheater.
Maya is on the phone and she suspects that her
husband of a year might be cheating on her. And
before we give him a call and try to catch him, Maya,
why don't you tell everybody what's going on? Refresh everybody's memory.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 17 (37:25):
She's been cheating on me because he's been in a
really good mood.
Speaker 16 (37:27):
Lately of buying me things and flowers and kind of.
Speaker 17 (37:30):
Like almost apologetically taking me out to dinner.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I think he's covering. Yeah, I didn't ask you this
in the first part. Is there anybody that you suspect
that he is cheating with?
Speaker 17 (37:40):
No, I don't know where he'd meet anybody. Honestly, he's
kind of a boring person.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right, Cool, Well, I'm going to die this fun
of her right now. Pretend to be from the grocery
store that you guys are rewards card members. AT and
do the usual say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member totally random, who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those
to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hi, is this Eddie who shops at? Yeah, this is Jordan.
I'm head of the customer service team Colin and say congratulations, you're.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
This month's winner.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Thanks. What did I win?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card remember at random,
who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful, brand new
floral department. We completely reimagine it and we do delivery now.
So you've won thirty six long stem red roses a
box of chocolates. Cool, and it can be sent anywhere
in the United States, absolutely free, totally on us. It's
our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Oh wow, you don't need my card information or anything?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Right, No, I do not. If you know who you
want to send the flowers to, I can take that
in right now, in just a couple of minutes, or
I can set up a time to call you back.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
No, let's just you know, let's do it now.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
So first, I would just need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send the flowers.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
Okay, the first name is Maya.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Last name you can put a card with this. We
have cards for all occasions. So is there something you'd
like to send a card?
Speaker 16 (39:23):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, let's just put just do I love you sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Well? Great, and then now all I need to do
is tell you that there aren't gonna be any flowers
delivered at all.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
By what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, because I need to tell you. This is actually
Jewbil from the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh hi, I'm Nina, Hi, I'm a toy, and.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where
if you think your significant other is cheating, we try
to see if you send flowers to somebody other than
who you should be sending flowers to. So, yeah, you're
not cheating. Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Also, I want to let you know that your wife,
Maya is on the phone.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Okay Maya.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Huh.
Speaker 16 (40:10):
That's really really interesting, Eddie, because I'm surprised you didn't
decide to send those flowers.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
To stand Ram.
Speaker 16 (40:18):
Her neighbor across the street.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Who you've been?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Because she told me you.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
This was your last chance to come clean.
Speaker 16 (40:29):
And you've even lied to the radio people like you
been finding me. But she's the only one who's been honest,
even though she's a dirty two. I cannot believe kad.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, so you already knew, Maya. I did.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I'm sorry. She just told me like she told me
in between me sending in the email, and I was
just hoping that it wasn't true and like yeah, and
I wasn't going to bring her into it until you
decided to just lie on the radio as well. So yeah,
the one who was as old as his mom.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
You know.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Okay, Okay, listen, it just started. It's only happened twice.
Only twice.
Speaker 16 (41:11):
Well good, well good, You're only gonna have to clean
yourself the.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Front yard once.
Speaker 16 (41:15):
So I'm throwing all out there right now.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
She seating makes me feel like I'm a better husband
to you, babe, like you aren't.
Speaker 14 (41:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
She makes you feel like you're a better.
Speaker 16 (41:29):
Husband to me, your actual wife, who you haven't to
work decently in a long time.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I love you more than anything, but these moments with Sandra,
like they they just makes me feel more like the
husband that you deserve, Like the I feel like a superman,
Like I can do things that I feel like before
Sandra and I got together, like I couldn't do before,
Like I'm focused.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
Better at work.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
I can be attentive to you because I'm not worried
about us, you know, like in the bedroom at all,
Like because I've already gotten that urge out of the
way with Sandra, and I just feel like I can
focus on things a lot better and she I'm able
to clear my head and get that animal urge out
(42:19):
of the way. But in that way, it's just us,
and I can be there for both of us. And
I felt like before you didn't want to be together sometimes,
like you know, if I I don't.
Speaker 16 (42:29):
Understand how having sex with someone who is twice my
age somehow makes you feel like you can better take
care of me when you haven't been doing that. You've
been apologizing because you've been feeling guilty.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
And guess what, you can marry her later.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
If you want to, or go.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Start your own little.
Speaker 16 (42:43):
Polygamy coal since apparently you want to be doing that.
How many women do you need, Eddie?
Speaker 10 (42:48):
I don't want anybody but you.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
I love you. It's just there were times where we.
Speaker 16 (42:53):
Yea, and I would want her house through my bay window.
Do you not understand how stuff that is?
Speaker 6 (42:58):
I was always just trying to you know, I don't know.
I was tired of fighting about wanting to have sex.
You would always kind of like throw me off, and
I just I don't.
Speaker 16 (43:11):
I don't, guys, I don't understand how a woman who
dribes her own golf cart to get to the mailbox.
Speaker 14 (43:17):
Can somehow bring out the ability urging you.
Speaker 16 (43:20):
Can you disconnect him for this call because I'm tired
to be.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I just ended up on him. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 17 (43:28):
Yeah, I am so pissed off right now, and that
he tried to keep lying even when you guys asked it.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I've got to say, though you had some amazing lines.
You know you'll be you know, you'll be better off.
It sounds like, yeah, I mean, you already knew what
was going on. I understand why you didn't tell us
that in the first part. And to me, it sounds
like you actually feel better knowing so that you can
move on, because it sounds like you are also kind
of like over Eddie, which I think you should have
been based on that response.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
It does help at least knowing that it's not like
I could compete with her for attractiveness because I have
forty years.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
To catch up.
Speaker 14 (44:04):
Oh my gosh, hopefully I can go marry someone who
likes someone my age.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
I don't know what's going on with that, but this
is definitely not a you thing. This is an Eddy thing,
and it sounds like you know that. I'm glad that
we were able to find out for you, though me too.
Speaker 14 (44:21):
Looks like I'm gonna have one hell.
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Of a garage sale, I guess.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh score, Yeah, sweet, I hear the elderly love garage sales.
Maybe you can buy some stuff back. Give us three
minutes and we'll give you everything you know need. You
know that what I'm saying right that everything you should
you need to know for the day. It's time for
Nina's was trending.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
If you're that person that doesn't like when the TSA
pats you down, there may be an alternative for you
because the TSA is exploring a hands off solution for
airport screenings. That means that these agents will be using
virtual reality technology to feel passengers bodies without touching the reality.
So they'll have the VR goggles, headset, whatever you call
(45:04):
it on.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I was trying to figure it out. Do you call
them goggles?
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, that's fine, Yeah, that part, And then they're going
to have a glove, and so then the glove is
going to just like scan the air and then they'll
be able to see it with their VR stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So the glove is actually weird touching you.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
The glove is touching you, not.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Physically, but the world in the VR world.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
So essentially they're taking that full body scan that you
step in and you put your arms up, and they're
making it creepy.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, more localized if they're hovering over a certain area,
not any better. I don't know what you and I
don't like more.
Speaker 13 (45:45):
I think I would rather just have someone just like legs. Yeah,
I just broke quick. Let's get everyone's watching you.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
They're watching me.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
It's I just don't mind. I'm like whatever, it's a show. Yeah,
I don't grab my butt, don't pretend to grab awkward
is gonna look.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Just picture these people dance around like they're at a
party and high.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
It's always the creepiest looking one too.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, but also what you're doing it for you?
Speaker 13 (46:13):
But what if the like you have something that's on
like your thighs, like the inside of your leg.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
But the glove misses it.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Glove's not gonna miss anything.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know. Wait, and also it'll probably take a
longer time for them to do that.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
How see through is the glove like how?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
It's just a new technology that they're playing with, trying
to figure out how not to touch you there.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, definitely, and you're fine. Just picture somebody getting that
thing and then there's just like a tiny little what
was that for? What are you talking about? I would
rather you just you just went I didn't, Yes, you did.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
I wonder if they would get creeped out if you
said that's the way to do it. I do that
every time I have it back. There's a new kind
of shower which is just another kind of party that's happening,
and it's the grandma showers.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh, grandma's showers are trending? Is it when they have
a grandkid?
Speaker 13 (47:16):
So it's a grandma it's basically a shower like a
baby shower, but also for grandma.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I was literally picturing the trend being sitting down on
a little stool in the shower and getting and getting
one of those showers that you open the door on
the side, and that's what I was I was thinking
that was.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
The track because the Grandma asthetic was a thing for
a while, so that but this is real, Grandma.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
It's nice not to have to stand in there.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, just sit on the floor and let the water
hit you.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
It's less sad if you're on a stool. What's gonna say.
It feels really good when you cry. Anyway, So Grandma's
showers are exactly that. Grandma is about to be a
grandma for the first time, second time, third time. She
gets her own party, her own kind of baby shower.
I read this and I was like, this is kind
of cool, But what about anti showers?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Do we get anti showers? You don't do anything that's
too much.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I do it all when the baby gets here.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
I'm the active aunt, so I feel like preparing me
to be the aunts all the tools so I don't
have to ask to borrow it, just get.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Me all looked up.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
So it's like I am the aunt to the world.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Sounds very expensive.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
It sounds already expensive.
Speaker 13 (48:23):
Do you have a kid and now you got to
have like multiple showers for every single person who got
to also welcome your kid.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Guys, just come to the baby shower here string hang
out there.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
It takes a village. Also, like how it's like the grandma.
So the mom of the mom is like, what about me? Yeah,
I know you're having a baby, but where's my party?
My family is full of those ladies. I think we
all celebrate.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
They're like, I'm going to plan the baby shower too.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Okay, it's going to be a grandma shower. Yeah, you
didn't do much. You couldn't even do it. You did
if I didn't have you.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
And that's the actual baby shower. They'd been there and
done that.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
She'll just say, you know, wait till you go to
my shower. It'll be a good way anyway. That's what's trending, right,
And don't forget June twenty second. You can come see
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Speaker 5 (49:16):
On stage something the top menu.
Speaker 6 (49:17):
There.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
We can make it like a shower.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
What kind of shower like our well, like you know
what like a party shower show, like a shower like
this show show that you don't have to bring us gifts.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
It'll just like you can get backstage, meet and greet passes.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Oh yeah that site too.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
We got a new so yeah, that'll be like a shower. Yeah,
I'll stop now The Jubile Show Shower Show Live on
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Speaker 10 (49:42):
Yeah, I gotta change the whole plane.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
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on on stage. That's June twenty second at the Tacoma
Comedy Club. The handouts dirty Little Secret. Hello, Yes, hey,
(50:08):
what's up? You have a dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 10 (50:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (50:10):
Yeah, So, well, a couple of months ago, I worked
in construction and I gotta laid off work and so,
which is tough. And my sister was nice enough to say,
you know, you need a place to crash for a
bit till you get back up on your feet and stuff.
And so I did that and yeah, and then uh,
(50:33):
still having trouble finding work. So you know, I heard
of this thing online where you know people you can
like women will excel their undergarments like they're underwear and stuff. Yeah,
and pasts pretty well. So I thought, you know, frobably
(50:54):
went notice, and you know, she's she's out all day
and I'm there and I just took a couple a
pair and want to see what would happened. And I've
been selling for underwear online and getting paid pretty well
for it. And I felt bad at first, but I figured,
you know, guys gotta gotta make a living somehow.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
And uh, yeah, she has no idea that you're doing.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
You sell your sisters underwear.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, I thought you were going to tell us that
you were selling yours. I was like, I bet you
there's a market for that. You know, there's there's girls there, women.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
Yeah, I don't think anybody would buy my brief.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
You'd be surprised. Sure, there's somebody out there looking for
just you. You've got just what they want.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I mean, you could probably sell yours and your sisters
and be like, look it's siblings.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Oh my good.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
That would definitely work. I could definitely see people buying it.
You're right, the creepier the better.
Speaker 9 (51:49):
You're giving me ideas.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Actually, haven't noticed that they're not gone.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:55):
Yeah, well at first, yeah, it wasn't too too bad.
But then it came to a point where okay, yeah,
she's gonna your laundry and she's gonna notice that something
something's going on. So I'm trying to be like strategic
about it. Like so I've been replacing them, the ones
that I've been selling, and you know, for maybe every
like five pair that I sell, I'll replace a couple
(52:17):
and try and match them as best I can. She
hasn't notice.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Him Paris she had, Yeah I would notice.
Speaker 9 (52:24):
Yeah, well enough, and uh it's so the issue now
is one of her co workers is actually one of
my best customers. Yeah, so you know that's a little
too close, you know, to the source. I I guess so,
(52:46):
but I've been making good money, so now I don't
know what you know, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
So well, thank you for telling us. You dor a
little secret now, And I hope your sister never stops
wearing underwear and then drives up, and if it does,
it starts on your own on I'll try, what's your
dirty little secret?
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