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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I went on a date with a girl who brought
the ashes of her mother, just to see if I
would make a good first impression on her mom. Needless
to say, I lost my appetite and the number of
that girl. That's the sext message we just got in
at four one o six one because a trend is
going viral of people sharing with the things that they
(00:20):
judge people on on a first date.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, you're judged the minute you walk through the door,
though of the first date exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Bringing the ashes of a dead relative would probably be
a red flag for me. Maybe I don't know, you know,
I feel like I think.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's kind of sweet, depending on how you do it,
Like are you bringing the whole urn or are you
bringing like a little bit And you're like this is whatever,
and a.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Little bit is way worse.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, what, I'm really close.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
To my parents. I just see myself having them on
me at all times.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, if you have that, like in your normal life, yeah,
like maybe you've got them in like a necklace or
something like that. Yeah, yeah that makes sense. But if
you're like, come on, mom, you gotta go my first seat,
you set a.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Little tupperware container on the table and be like, meet
my mom. That'd be awkward. Not even temperware, it's plastic.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Tarry out.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now I'm flagged out.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This gin viral of people sharing the things that they
judge somebody on on a first date. Here's one person
said that they showed up wearing toast separating barefoot running shoes.
I was like, you're not on naked and afraid you're
at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I hate those shoes under every circumstance.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't know anybody that finds those shoes attracted.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't either, That's why why do people do it?
I know the people that wear them, though, are true
enthusiasts of them.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
They love them.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
They're like CrossFit, the cross shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
They really are.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, And they look at you like you are a
worst person because you're wearing regular shoes. You know, like
you don't understand the joys of separating toe shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
If people didn't have shoes, right, it feels like they're
naked right. Well, there's supposed to be some sort of
barefoot thing. Like I'm like, I don't want to be
barefoot on the rocks. We've a fold.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
My feet are sensitive.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Another person said they judge somebody on a first date
because they ordered milk for dinner? What are you a toddler?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You know what? I would judge that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I have not been out on an adult dinner and
had anybody order a milk. Ever, I don't think I
mean either, I don't think it.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Ever, maybe it was like a shot back.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Somebody would get like a milk that's not any better?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, I know, but I'm just saying like that would
be the last time I saw somebody milk at a
bar or a restaurant spicy food.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
I seen a guy order milk spicy. That did not
make it better. Also, but that's why you were, Oh,
I have a glass of milk.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Up a little bit, text baby baby four one, call
us up eight eight eight three four three one six one.
What's something you've judged somebody for on a first eight?
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Erin, Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What did you judge somebody for on the first day?
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Before I met this dude on you know, a match app,
and we were we decided we were going to go
to a happy hour drinks small plates apps. So I'm
sitting down, he's late, I'm waiting all of a sudden,
I see him walk by. He kisses this other girl
on the cheek and he says goodbye to her. We
should do this again. So he lined us up like
almost like cattle. And then when we finally sat down
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for our date, he wasn't even hungry because he'd ate
with the other girl before me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Did he admit that he was just having date after
date at this restaurant?
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Well, yes, but I mean I don't know what was
I supposed to do at this point. I could, I
guess I could have got up and left, but I
was already there and I was hungry.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean, he learned it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
From girls on on TikTok. That's a trend, girls lining,
that's where it is.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah. Yeah, but did he still buy you dinner?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'm assuming he did. She said that she just wanted
to eat hungry. And then another person said they judged
somebody on a first date because their sunglasses stayed on
for the first thirty minutes of the date. Yes, and
I was like, are you hiding from the sun or
are you the FBI? What the heck were you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm forging to take my sunglasses off all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I feel like that when people wear hats on first dates.
I'm like, I need you to take that off at
some point, and I have to figure out how to
ask that, because I need to know what you look
like without the hat. I just do.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I can picture Nina going all the way to an
inviting them back to her place just so she can
get the hat off. It's like this scheme.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's a guy that flew across the country to see me.
We had been talking online or whatever, and this is
why I was living in and you didn't know what
he looked like with that, and I didn't really know
what he looked like without a hat. I'd seen pictures,
but it wasn't the same. And so we sat down
for dinner and he was being all polite and he
took his hat off and he put it on the side,
and I was like, whoa, Oh, I wasn't expecting a globe.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You shouldn't have flight. Another person texted in at four
one six one and said they went on a date
with someone and they brought a vape and hit it
during the appetizer and just blew a blueberry cloud, right and.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
So annoying.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
About to turn on right.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
He's looking for a certain person.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Another person said that they judged somebody on a first
date because they stopped everything mid conversation, looked at them,
said you remind me of my mom, and then smiled.
I didn't say anything else.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
People the date people that look like their mom is
the red flat look like their mom, or get reminded
of him? Yeah, that's flaggy to me. That keeps me out.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Yeah, who's dating someone who looks like their mom?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Or even.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Somebody texted in at four sixty one and said that
they told a date that they were related to Quentin Tarantino.
Of course they're not, but then their date said that
that was her uncle.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
That's a big mistake.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Because not only are you lying about rerelated to Quentin Tarantino,
now you are kind of related, So you're not going
to be out to date them anyway. Your phone brank
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It's hits one of six point one.
Speaker 10 (06:31):
It's another jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Hello.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Hi, Uh is Trevor And I'm pretty sure I left
my tuppy.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Uh who, I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
This is Trevor a spoutel and some tuppy.
Speaker 12 (07:01):
Uh do you have the right number?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Who are you trying to read?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh? Sorry? Is this Quinn?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, hi Quinn.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
My name is Trevor and I'm calling from Heating and
Air and we just worked on your air conditioning system
last week. Oh uh huh yeah, And so I'm calling
with a bit of an issue that I need to
like let you know and see if maybe you know
you can help me.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
Oh so my favorite tuppy and my spatuel law have
you seen are they there?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I don't I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
So it was a long job when we were working
on your air conditioning system, and so I had lunch,
you know, yeah, and I'm pretty sure I left my
tuppy and my spatue.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Law there you're what, and spatula my tuppy.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It was my favorite toppy set.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Are you a puppy?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, like tuppy tupperware.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
I'm sorry, that's how I shorten it, tuppy. I didn't
have any utensils with me that day, and so I
didn't want to use your forks or spoons. So I
just had a spatula with me because I always have
a spatue law, and so I just ate it out
of my tuppy with a spatula while I was working.
I should probably get it though, because like I was
(08:26):
eating fish. So I don't know if your house smells
like fish, but like at a certain point, it's probably
not gonna smell very good less if I don't get
my tuppy and spatula and wash, Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Is it okay if I go get it?
Speaker 13 (08:42):
I mean I'm not home right now.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I can't really like help you.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
That's fine because like I can get into the system.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Uh no, no, you cannot fall into my house.
Speaker 14 (08:54):
No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hello, yeah, Hello, are you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (09:02):
Can weady?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What what's what is that?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Quinn?
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Mm hmmm, So I know you were just telling me
like that I can't go into the air conditioning system
without your home. But like I already started before and
so like I did.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
What like, ye, you're at my house right now?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Well yeah, and I'm uh okay, so I'm stuck.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Where?
Speaker 9 (09:43):
How did you?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
How did you even get there?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I can't leave right now.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
I can't what am I supposed to do right now?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I can't really like.
Speaker 14 (09:56):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What is happening? What do you are?
Speaker 13 (10:03):
What is happening?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
What does that sound?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Oh my god, Quinn?
Speaker 12 (10:15):
What is wrong?
Speaker 14 (10:16):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh? My?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What the is going on?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So, Gwen, I have some good news and bad news
for you.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
What is going on?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Okay? So bad news? Your whole ceiling just caved in?
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Mhm h.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
The good news is though I don't think my tupper
were and spachelor were there because I don't see them anywhere.
Speaker 13 (10:56):
Look, I'm I'm leaving work right now I'm gonna call
the cops.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I'm calling my husband. We're going to meet you there.
Just stay where you are. I will be there soon.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
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Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on
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Speaker 13 (11:21):
I am literally sitting here picturing my whole feeling keeves
in and what in my Oh my god, I'm shaking.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
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Speaker 7 (11:57):
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Speaker 3 (12:01):
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Speaker 2 (12:16):
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her as Taylor, Like, you know, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
There is no benefit for her to marry.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Him, I mean other than love, right.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
That's not what marriage is about. It's a business contract.
I'm not kidding. It's a business contract to make sure
you get the tax breaks. She already has better tax
breaks as a billionaire, yeah than she could ever get
by marrying a football player.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
But what if she wants to marry him for love?
Marriages is it's two people coming together uniting their love.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
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You know there's no benefit. She's never gonna happen.
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are in wait, what.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Water do be smelling funky?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Some days?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Allegedly, apparently the New York Times did this whole article
about how rich people are now shying away from fine
wine and making their way towards fine water. And in
Atlanta they've been holding these fine water competitions for the
last like eight years.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I had no I really want to go.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, it's really interesting, Like they were chasting water that
was made by mist collected in a pine forest in Tasmania,
and one of the finalists from this year was from
melted snow that was put through some volcanic rock. Like,
why that.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Does sound really cool, But I'm still for the wine.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'd still rather drink the wine.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Even though I would one hundred percent rather drink the wine.
I'm just so curious, Like can you really taste the difference? Curious,
just like confused water? Right if water from rare places, Yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
In hell are we in that?
Speaker 15 (14:02):
You have to be one of those movies to drink
water that's insane, stuff that's just free on the ground
and just and then the earth just produces it and
now we've bottled it and turned it into a.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Head into science fiction world.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But they are really calling the people that are experts
Somalia's water Somalia's.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, they also call people on the Instagram life coaches.
It doesn't make it true. Dang, it's water world totally.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
We're just living in it.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And lastly, if you've been following the Justin Baldoni Blake
Lively all of that stuff that's been going on for
a while, Justin Baldoni was trying to defend himself and
he filed a counter suit for four a million dollars
four hundred million dollars. It was a defamation lawsuit against
Lively that was Blake Lively that was just tossed out
by the judge.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Their cases tossed like hers.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Did some stuff out of hers and yeah, toss that,
I guess now.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, so the original claims are still there, so they'll
still plug.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It back toss Did they say tossed her defamation one.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Are out?
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, but the main one is still there.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm just wondering how you toss the defamation case that
Baldoni brings because that's literally what has happened, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I know, I don't know, just because they both were
going back to each other, they're like, hey, tossing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Both of these like maybe yeah, maybe they're like these
are both ridiculous for some reason.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't know, main kind another thing to come at
her with. I don't think about it.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
They had the main case and then they had the
both suits against each other, like besides the main.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Case good lawyering because her lawyers, her lawyers wanted uh,
well they were They said that they would drop the
defamation charges because they wanted to release like text message.
Oh they wanted she said. Blake Lively said that she
has like pain and suffering and all this mental trauma
and things like that, right, And then so Justin Baldoni's
(15:54):
side said, okay, well we need to see the medical
stuff right right, because if you are if you have
suffered that, then we need to see that you've gone
to a therapist. We need to see that you were
prescribed drugs. We need all that, like all the things
that you say. We need to see the proof of
it basically. And then Blake lavely A side said, no,
never mind, will drop it because they didn't they don't
have the proof where they didn't want to show it, right, yeah,
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but they wanted to drop it where it was like
indefinite where they could bring it back still at some point,
and then the judge was like, no, that's ridiculous. I'm
going to throw it all out, Like you can't. You
can't say you're gonna drop it now, and then it
could come back up at any moment. That's not going
to happen. So maybe her lawyers are like, well, we
dropped this, then you also have to drop that. You know,
(16:35):
good lawyering might have got it.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Down to I like, how you know all the information?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's it? That's it.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, that's pretty much it. I never forgot that I
had a dog. He was a dog daycare and I
was like, oh, yeah, I have I have to go
with my dogs. Yeah, so I don't need it. But
Blake Lively and Justin Meldon anything, I'm up.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
All that is what's trending.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Only on the Jubile Show, Rachel is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and she's been with
her husband Brandon for a year and she already thinks
something's going on. So we'll see if we can catch
him if he is cheating. Rachel, I'm sorry you're going
through that, but what's up? Why do you think Brandon
might be cheating on you.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
I mean, oh god, you guys, it's sort of like
where do I start. But over the past few months, Brandon,
you know, he's just been oddly distant when he is home,
you know, but that even is rare lately, and you know,
our bedroom activities quote unquote have basically come to a
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grinding halt.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
I mean like major cause.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
Here, you know, maybe once every two to three weeks,
and that's a huge maybe.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Oh okay, you know.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
And he also so I know this sounds so I
don't know how this sounds, you know, because I hate
when when people say, oh, it sounds crazy.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
But you know, I'm all paranoid now.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
But he Brandon also started when he comes home after
getting help, he showers immediately, which he never used to do.
He never used to do like it was always in
the morning, was always up early. But now like he
walks in the door, you know, and he he makes
a beeline for the you know, the bedroom and takes
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a shower.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh yeah, that's shady, yeah, you know, if he's never
done it before. And all of a sudden, he started
doing that right when he gets going to.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
The gym as his job active as anything changed that
would make him want to shower.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Same Nope, same job, like stain stitch everywhere, like across
the board. And that's where also I think, well, maybe
you know things are status quo. We want to shake
things up a bit, you know, but you know we've
only been married, you know, a little bit over a year.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, so you should still be kind of honey mooney.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Yeah, I mean this not that it should happen in
twenty five years, but like in our first year of
marriage pretty much.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
M hmm. Yeah, I would be a little bit too.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Yeah, it's just weird. He's just also, I don't know.
A few nights ago, this is another thing. I saw
a notification pop up on his phone from someone named em.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
A letter M.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
Just the letter M very bond like right, you know,
And when I asked who it was, he got so
defensive and he just you know, he's kind of snapped
at me.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
He's like just someone from work, you know.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
With like the subtext being like shut the front door
kind of thing. Okay, basically made me feel like I
was crazy, and you know, then he quickly deleted the message.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
Oh I don't like that, and it's just weird. It's
just so weird.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
And he's just you know, like you know, when he
if he is home and we will watch a little
movie or something.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
He'll he'll leave the movie a few times and go
into the other room with his phone. It's just stuff
like that. And I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
I just this is keeping me up at night, and
I don't know what else to do. I don't know
what because anytime I try to bring it up, you know,
it's a little gas lighty. And you know, I'm super
loyal and I'm super trusting and he knows that, and
I really, you know, I see the best in people.
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But what he also knows is that I hate, like
all caps hate, I hate confrontation, and I just I
want things to resolve themselves, you know, Like I don't
want to confront him on this anymore because I feel
like I've pushed the envelope and if I ask him
any more about it, he's really going to distance himself
away from me. I'm on eggshells here, so I really
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need your guys' help.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All right, Well, we'll play a song come back and
you already told us a grocery store. He's a rewards
card member, ap So we'll do the usual and call him,
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you, Yeah, we'll get your
to catch teeter. Next, it's time to Catch a Cheeter
(21:33):
only on the Tuble Show. If you're just joining us
for today's to Catch a Teter. Rachel is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of one year
named Brandon might be messing around. So in a second,
we're going to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at,
and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to his wife, Rachel, or to
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somebody else. But before we do that, Rachel, why don't
you break down your situation again one more time.
Speaker 12 (22:00):
Basically, my hub and I we've been married a little
over a year.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
And he's just acting really suspicious lately coming home taking
a shower right away.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
He's not home very often. When he is, he's super
distant and on his phone in the other room.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
And also this really weird text message came through the
other night that said, m so yeah, I need you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, and he deleted that message right away.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Right.
Speaker 12 (22:30):
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Speaker 1 (22:33):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 12 (22:35):
Please?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Please?
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Please?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
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Speaker 16 (23:48):
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Speaker 12 (23:52):
Wait a second, are you freaking kidding me? Are you
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Speaker 1 (24:01):
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Double Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 16 (24:04):
Yea, hang on?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
What's what?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Why is how is Rachel on the phone?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
What's going on right now?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Because we called to catch a cheater? Where if you
think your significant other might be messing around you see
they send flowers to it's Madison, that my sister.
Speaker 13 (24:21):
You like.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
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weird Energy the with ringtone called the deleted chet.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Wait wait wait wait Rachel?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
What what?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
What?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Hang on? What are you talking about? You? There's what like?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
It's not it's not like that.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
It's not like that.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Relax, I don't even try that.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
It's not even like that.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
I've seen how she oh my gosh, I've seen how
she looked at you, and now you're sending.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Her flat Okay, okay, okay, okay, Okay, okay.
Speaker 16 (24:53):
Everybody just relaxing, relax. Why Rachel, why are we on
a radio station right now? You, Brandon, Rachel, Babe, baby baby,
baby baby.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
Look look look it's just flowers.
Speaker 16 (25:06):
It doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Okay, don't.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Look.
Speaker 16 (25:11):
Look look look look your sister.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She she came on to me.
Speaker 12 (25:16):
She Brandon, I love you? How long? How long?
Speaker 17 (25:22):
What?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
How long?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
What do you mean?
Speaker 12 (25:24):
How long have you been.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
I I don't know how long?
Speaker 12 (25:31):
For sake, Brandon, just tell me the trip for once.
How long have you been for doing with my sister?
Speaker 16 (25:36):
Okay, fine, it's been like like maybe two months? Wow, okay,
all right, I'm maybe like four.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (25:45):
I lost track of stout.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Wowchel I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm look, baby, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
It doesn't it doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
What a.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You've been married for years.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
For a second, all right, I'm having to have a
conversation with my wife.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
You could yell at us, but it doesn't change the
fact that you're a cheater.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Oh you can you just hang up on him, Please
hang up on him, Hang up on him him.
Speaker 12 (26:17):
Oh my gosh, they are oh my gosh, oh my god.
They are both so I gotta go. I I have
to call her husband.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh she's married too, yes, Oh my gosh, jeez.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Is there anybody that can be with you right now?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
It would be my sister.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I gotta go.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'm so glad. I know at least check back in
with you in a little bit.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
Okay, yeah, okay, the Jewel Shows to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And let's meet today's contestant, Kelsey. What's up, Kelsey?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
How are you?
Speaker 17 (27:01):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 10 (27:01):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
You feeling pretty hyped up? How are you feeling Kelsey?
She just pretty amazing. We have I'm feeling hyped up.
That was like a different kind of adjective she had,
like a different one.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, Kelsey, do you play? Do you play in the
car a lot? When you hear this segment?
Speaker 17 (27:20):
I do? And I was listening to it yesterday morning,
and that's when I actually signed up to be a contestant.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
I was really excited for the phone call.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So yesterday's game that made you be like I can
do this. Wait, really, all right, here we go. We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while she's leaving, Kelsey,
Here's how it works. Thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay,
(27:49):
all right, all right, the door is closed, Victoria is outside,
and here we go, Kelsey, your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Which Shakespeare play features the characters Oberon and Titania?
Speaker 12 (28:02):
Path?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
What's the capital city of Nigeria?
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Path? What planet do we live on Earth?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
In?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What century was the printing press invented?
Speaker 12 (28:14):
Eighteenth century?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
What is the famous Einstein equation.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
U E equals mt squared?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What's the longest bone in the human body?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I believe it's your.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Got that? And it will bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while Victoria is getting ready and putting her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Kelsey. Would
you rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Oh, I mean I've like burped, like you know, you
like like burp and it like comes.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Out your nose.
Speaker 17 (28:50):
I feel like burping confetti would be easier than sneezeing glitter.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, I feel like sneeze and glitter would like hurt
for some reason.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Sharp just feel like you burn more than you sneeze,
and it seems like a more regular problem that you'd have. Yeah, yeah,
because you.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Got to clean up, you know, all the confetti all
the time.
Speaker 12 (29:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I would make myself sneeze all the time just to
have glitter come out. Have you ever taken a neck
massage to your nose? A massage to your nose like
it makes you sneeze, like.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Almost immediately yesterday in the car. I don't recommend doing
it in the car because you start sneezing in the car.
I had my little massage I gunny thing in the
car with me, and I was like, I wonder what
happens if I put it on my nose? And then
I started sneezing a bunch, and I was like, probably
shouldn't do that while I'm driving.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
What are you two doing with neck massage?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
No, I'm with Victoria a.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Multipurple.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I got it in my car. I'll grab it. You
guys can put it on your nose and see how
it feels. I'm good, Kelsey ever put a neck massage
on your nose?
Speaker 8 (29:57):
No?
Speaker 12 (29:58):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, Well, recommend you try it when you give
it a shot, a chance. All right, here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Kelsey outrights Wain and Kelsey you can
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Which Shakespeare play features the characters Oberon and Titania, Rome Anduliette.
What's the capital city of Nigeria?
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Uh oh, I don't know past?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What planet? Do we live on Earth?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
In?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
What century was the printing press invented of?
Speaker 8 (30:32):
What?
Speaker 17 (30:33):
Then? Ah?
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Eighteenth?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
What is the famous Einstein equation?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Uh oh? Why plus wait? Wait wait MX plus b eagles?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Why wait?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Why plus x plus?
Speaker 11 (30:45):
I don't know?
Speaker 17 (30:46):
Next?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Out of time?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard. Let's
see how you guys did without a scoreboard producer.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Victoria did get one correct, Kelsey got three correct.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Congrat wars as you did it, Victoria, you got postclone tickets.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Also that we live on Earth?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
All right, let's get the answers now.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
With Midsummer Night's Dream is the Shakespeare play that features
Oberon and Titania. The capital of Nigeria is a bouja.
The planet that we live on is earth got that one?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I locked that one in?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
You really did? The printing press was invented in the
fifteenth century.
Speaker 17 (31:32):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The Einstein equation is e equals mc squared. Why yet
know the longest gone in the human body is the femur.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Kelsey, thank you very much for playing a congratulations because
you did a good dude. Yeah, we play you Verstoria Victoria.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
Oh, thanks Kelsey too.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
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single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria,
just dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
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Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, bring the next massager so everybody can sneez.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh, we should definitely do that. We'll pass around the
neck massage. You can put on your nose.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It is trippy.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
It is kind of weird.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
You want to pass around a neck massager? That's sick?
Speaker 17 (32:23):
Why?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, it's probably unsanitary. Maybe they maybe they make some
sort of thing you can put over the little wipes. Yeah,
you need some wipes or.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah, and everyone can t neck massager.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, we'll make sure that it's safe. We'll practice safe
nose massaging at the show June twenty second to coma
comedy club. Get your tickets at the Jewilshow dot com.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (32:52):
Cam is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Elena.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
They went on a date and now he's hearing nothing.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
So we're going to try to get her on the
phone in a minute and see why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
But before that, Cam, how long has the vin since
you heard from Elena?
Speaker 5 (33:08):
It's in about four days.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
How did you meet Elena?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Well, so we we actually met at the grocery store.
Check gotline.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, how'd that work?
Speaker 8 (33:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Like a Hallmark movie? That's perfect. Well that's what I
was saying.
Speaker 14 (33:25):
So I saw her, I thought she was extremely pretty,
said high, and then you know, I ended up following
her out to her car.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
We were chatting this a bit and I got her
number and she was like totally into it. It was
really he's like so cute.
Speaker 17 (33:39):
You know.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
We were like flirting and talking.
Speaker 14 (33:42):
To each other and exchange numbers. So I thought it
was going really well. And I didn't expect that at all.
So I was thinking, you know, for our first date.
I was like, oh man, this would be funny and
kind of cute, like let's meet at the grocery store
parking lot and like have like outdoor picking it in
the back of my truck, you know, and I brought
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like pillows and blankets and I had like pizzas and
wine and sippy cups.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Who are you you?
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, I thin thought it'd been really cute. It maybe
that whole Starring boring kind of vibe, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (34:20):
I just sort of felt like, I don't know the
only thing I could say it is like felt like
really meant to be. And so I know it's more
than four days, but you know, it went really well,
and we were talking a lot afterwards and texting, you
know that, like texting a lot between each other, and
all of a sudden, it just communications stops. I'm thinking, like,
what's what happened. It seems bigger to me because it
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was going so good, you know, so I really would.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Like to find out you were texting after your date
and everything.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah, I know, she hit me up and said good night.
I say good night.
Speaker 14 (34:52):
We were like that entire next day, like all day,
we were just texting back and forth. It was just
it was just wonderful and I was going, oh my god,
this was like, this is like romantic dream come true,
you know what I mean, Like what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
And then it just stopped.
Speaker 14 (35:05):
I'm just a little worried. I don't know why, just
I'm just in the dark bit and I'm like, why
would she respond to any of my texts. I'm hoping
that you of can help me get in touch with
her and maybe she'll let me know what's going on.
Maybe it's just she got busy or something, or who knows.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
That's my hope.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Anyway, Well, if you think back on the date, was
there any moment I guess if she was talking to
you the day after, maybe she was being polite talking
to you the day after and then knew she was
going to ghost to you, and then you know, if
something happened on the date, Like, is there anything that
you can think of that would have been weird?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 14 (35:39):
I mean, honestly, honestly, I can't think of anything. I mean,
we weren't just talking to me polite. We were talking
about meeting again and how wonderful the night was, and
yeah that's how a person.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
You're just going to be nice.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Anything you could think of there would be a reason
she'd be ghosting you.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
I mean, honestly, I have no idea. I sware, I
don't know. I mean, what do the romantic as she
thought in the parking lot, But.
Speaker 14 (36:03):
I mean maybe should look back and I don't know,
talk to up.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Friend or something. They thought it was corny type.
Speaker 14 (36:10):
She sings smart and independent, like she can think for herself.
So I'm just boggled.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
I mean, maybe she had another relationship or something, and uh,
it was more serious than I mean. I would just
like to know that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Okay that's the case.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, maybe all right, we'll play a song come Back
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Okay, yeah, that'd be great. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Play as song come Back, can get your first day follow.
Speaker 10 (36:34):
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Speaker 1 (36:42):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up,
Cam is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Elena.
So we're about to get her on the phone and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But before we do that, Cam,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
Yeah, I met this beautiful girl named Alena, uh the
chechlout Line grocery store. We had a wonderful date and uh,
everything went well, and then she just hasn't you know,
hit me back, and just been a few days and
I'm hoping that something is still there.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
And you were texting with her for a while after
your date too, It's not like she didn't ghost you right.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
After the date.
Speaker 14 (37:18):
Correct, Correct, yayeah, we did. We'd followed up and had
tons of communication the day after, and then.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
It just stopped. I could have been our friends rooster
blocking and calling it a corny date.
Speaker 14 (37:27):
Yeah, you know, maybe one of her friends said it
was corny or something like that. In the parking lot
of trying to follow a movie or something.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
But all right, well we'll see. Are you ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Yes, I'm ready to let's rock and roll.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Here we go.
Speaker 17 (37:57):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Is this Elena?
Speaker 13 (37:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
What's up? Elena?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
My name is Jewbell and a host radio show. It's
called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Hi, Elena, the whole show's here. My name's Nina. Oh, Hi,
I'm Victoria.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Do you ever listen to the show. Yeah, it's just
it's kind.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
Of it's a little Surrey.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
You're calling me right.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Now, isn't it? I feel the same way. What we'll
just cross his arms, sat back and isn't it. It's crazy.
It's crazy how we met this way, Elena.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
We're calling you because we do a segment of the
show called the First Day follow Up, where if you
go out on a date with someone and they ended
up ghosting them, they can email us to get you
on the phone and ask what happened and why you're
ghosting them? And we got an email about you from
a dude named Cam.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Right, all right, well all right, that doesn't sound very good.
Speaker 17 (38:50):
I know.
Speaker 13 (38:50):
I mean I really liked Cam and there's nothing we
went on a date. I thought it was really nice.
I actually thought it was probably the most romantic date
I've ever had, and it felt really like special. The
whole night was just kind of very romantic, and I
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honestly thought something was gonna happen with this. But the
following night, I get a random DM from this girl
named Melissa who just basically just like, don't speak to my.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Boyfriend ever again.
Speaker 13 (39:28):
This than that, and I'm and I was like, well,
I don't believe you, like, how do you? And she
just sends me a picture of the both of them
and it's clearly him, and I'm just like, I don't know.
I don't want to be a SIPs here, Like I
don't want to deal.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
With this, and so I just i'd rather know. Please,
I'm sorry. I didn't want to cut anybody off, but
I have to correct this, please, Lena.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
That's Cam. He's actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 9 (39:55):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
Yeah, no, no, I'm so sorry I had to do
it this way. But but okay, I'm glad you said that,
because look, Melissa is my ex, like we have been
separated for over a year now, and she's been holding
out hope that possibly it still could be reconciled.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Because I haven't been dating because I talked.
Speaker 14 (40:14):
About you and our date to one of my coworkers
and that's probably how she found out because we still
work together.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
But no way, no we are. I'm one hundred percent single,
like there is nothing there.
Speaker 14 (40:25):
I totally thought it was the best day I've ever
been on, too, and I don't want to move that
because of this.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
I mean, it's total.
Speaker 14 (40:33):
I swear you can ask my friends follow up with anything.
We are not together anymore.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
She is, I don't know what that is. Super spiteful.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
He said, you haven't been with her for a year,
No over a year, like it has been done.
Speaker 14 (40:47):
We were together for a few years, like four years,
and it just didn't work out and it's been over
and she just hasn't really moved on. I mean I
showed my friend my coworkers social I was like, oh
my god, this is magic, Like so he saw and
you must have said something, which is crazy, yeah, like
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believe me, Well.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Just tell her not to reach out to me, because like,
you know, has she done this before?
Speaker 5 (41:19):
You have done it one time before.
Speaker 14 (41:21):
But I thought it was over, like that was like
eight months ago when it was like pressure, like I
thought she got over by now.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
There's nothing that's making her your ex feel like that,
there's a real reason to be holding on. So I
know people are quick to jump to conclusions and be like, oh,
she's crazy, but like you are you sure you're not
giving her mixed signals for her to think that she
has some type of like I don't know say to
who you guys?
Speaker 5 (41:42):
No, no, no, we don't. We don't hang out outside.
Speaker 14 (41:46):
We talk at work. And so, I mean, it felt
like I've blocked her. I don't have fel feelings towards
her that way. Yeah, and so yeah, when she just
has she's seen we'd mentioned in the hall, like you
haven't not seen anybody yet, And I'm like, no, no, no,
I'm just waiting for the right moment and gating and
but nothing's set right now. And I've said stuff like that,
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but it didn't. I never gave her any indication that
I want her back. It just didn't work out.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
Now this sounds like I'm just jumping into a whole
big mess right now.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
It really a little messing, really, isn't. I mean, I
can't say any other way. It's like I've moved on.
If she hasn't. It's like she's still not She's all.
Speaker 13 (42:28):
In my life though, Like yeah, but how many times
can you like reiterate say that I'm hey, I'm sinking,
like we're not together?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Does she have snapped tendencies? Because honestly, I would be
scared of that.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
She's not crazy, like I mean, I swear. I mean,
it's like, I hope that all of y'all understand, like
sometimes if you have a path, it's not a path
that I want a part of me. I'm I am
moving on. I have moved on, and someone else doesn't
determine who I am.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I do understand that. I do hope though, that there's
something that I don't know you can do to stop
her from thinking there's anything there. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (43:00):
Yeah, now, well now the knowing this because like I said,
the first time it happened a long time ago, it
was like eight months ago. I know it's fresh, and
I gave her the benefits that we talked, but she's
still like that, like I'm definitely gonna confront her and
let her know this is uncalled for it.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Like you can't do this anymore that we're done.
Speaker 12 (43:18):
Yeah, and not.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Like she shouldn't be contacting.
Speaker 13 (43:23):
You shouldn't know you I block her, Elena, you must
be really special if she's still caught.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Something she can't get over.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Elena, would you like to go out with Cam again
on another date?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Don't give it another chance.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yes, I have plenty more movie ideas, I swear I'm
what's the.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Movie that has the girl holding mace in her purse?
Whatever that movie is, make sure that one.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
Jesus what I've had.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Like, I was dating somebody who's ex showed up at
the foot of the bed broke into his house when
I was there. So I'm telling you just be saying god. No,
I mean, I'm just saying that, like, okay, good, I'm
not saying good. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Go on the date, good luck.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Would you still want to go out with me again?
Speaker 14 (44:24):
Oh wow?
Speaker 9 (44:25):
What a proposal.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yes, but somewhere just you know, near the police station. Congratulations?
First date.
Speaker 17 (44:37):
Follow up?
Speaker 1 (44:37):
What are Americans arguing about today? It's the Jewble Show,
And no it's not the latest political and civil unrest.
There's a topic that Americans are even more passionate about.
What and thankfully it's the thing that Americans can really
speak to with a certainty. Okay, food, Americans actually really
(44:59):
only know thing and it's food. And one company just
announced that it's bringing back one of its items for
a limited time, and it has people arguing that it's
a great idea and other people saying it's a terrible
idea in this product should never come back.
Speaker 17 (45:12):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I'm talking about Coca Cola. They've announced that for a
limited time, they're bringing back diet cherry coke.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Oh that was my favorite?
Speaker 17 (45:22):
Was it?
Speaker 16 (45:23):
Actually?
Speaker 17 (45:23):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Because I love cherry coke?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Okay, so you're excited about it? Then, because people are
very on both sides, very excited and very upset about
diet cherry coke coming back.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Why would anybody be upset?
Speaker 7 (45:34):
Because just leave it with diet coke. Why do you
gotta put cherry in it?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I cherry coke is very delicious.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
I don't want the diet cherry coke. I want my
regular diet coke.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
But why would you be mad at it? Though? If
I said I liked it, would you actually be mad
that it was coming back? I mean, why do you care?
Speaker 9 (45:46):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Why do you care?
Speaker 7 (45:51):
I guess? I guess it's more of that, like, why
is everyone making it a big fuss, like it's such
this big deal.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
I don't think it's a big deal because it's poison.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Everything's poison. Everything is going to kill you. Yeah, I
just don't know if there's red die in it or not.
What does that have to do with an oh your
alert dread? Yes, I am thinking that will actually kill me.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Well, whether you're in support of diet cherry coke coming
back or not in support of diet cherry coke coming back,
that has inspired a new trend of people sharing the
things that should never come back, and diet cherry coke
is on the top of the list.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
These people are crazy. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
It is poison, So aren't they all?
Speaker 17 (46:28):
Though?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, no, no, I'm not saying drink
different soda over this soda. I'm saying it's not real cherry.
It's a lie and it's poisoned, a lie, and it's poison.
Does Cherry Coke still around regular cherry coke?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
I think so? I do think so. Yes, I think
cherry diet version. I think you have cherry Coke zero.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Also, this one's healthier.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
What are some other things that people say should never
come back. Low rise jeans what I just go and
I kind of like them.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
I love then.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
It says it's for when we want to show off
your belly button and your low self esteem. That's what
somebody said.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
I know it's going to say, you mean high self esteem.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Another thing that people say should never make a comeback
because diet cherry coke is coming back into the internet
is freaking out about it.
Speaker 17 (47:22):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Facebook pokes should never come back.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
The poke on Facebook is a weird thing. I don't
know what that was even about. You open it up
and be like so and so poke poked you, or
since you a poke? However it said it, Yeah, why
do they do that? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (47:40):
A like, did you ever let that actually be a thing. No,
it's literally them nudging you to be like poke, look
at me, just like pokai. They don't like anything or
not commenting on it, You're just poking. I feel like
you would poke people.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Hey, oh my gosh, all the creepy dudes online now faceboo,
which definitely not bring back the poke.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
It was essentially a like for the whole profile, so
it'd be like like if you yeah, that's exactly what
it was.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Hey, poke, It's equivalent to that hi in your DM
Hi Hi.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
It's that.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
And also I don't chase di attract anyway.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Keep going.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Is another thing that people say should not make a
comeback because everybody's thinking about Diet Cherry Coke coming back.
The phrase yolo, people say should never make a comeback.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
It's so fun.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
I mean, I'm just not sure it's true.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
What do you mean you'll live once?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Me too, I get caught up man being literal, like,
I don't know what happens. Yeah, this could be just
like a life and then there's an after life or
it's like the next level. I don't really know. So
anytime I've said yolo, I'm like, but I don't really
know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
This exact version is yolo.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
That's why actually I changed the yacht low you only
live this life once.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
That's weather that makes more sense, and it sounds like
you're on a yacht to show you're bougie. Now things
people are saying should not make a comeback ever again
because Diet Cherry Coke is making a comeback and people
are very upset about it. For some reason, iPhone cases
with bunny ears who had a die.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
A lot of people have that.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, I've seen them with cat ears, bunny ears, just ears. O.
People are saying that should not make a comeback. They
went away, though I think I feel like I've seen them.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I realize we're here. I don't see them. I don't
know what they look like. You will know, Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Words Swag is another thing that people say should not
make a comeback.
Speaker 7 (49:34):
I believe we like have left that in the past,
and let's leave it in the past.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
No, swag has been in my vocabulary forever and when
people ask me what my style is, I call it
swaggy sheet. So swag is in my vocabulary.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
Don't worry, Nina gen Z will invent it again.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Bru, What were do you like in place of swag?
Speaker 7 (49:54):
Anything else? I don't know, just like anything hot.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
No, but swag and hot are not this same thing.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
I don't know the way you describe it, swag kind
of rymes you have like hot or like hip or
I don't like hippi.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Swag is its own categories. Swag is actually its own thing.
Speaker 17 (50:12):
That is.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh, I can see I could see rad making.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
It come out with that Riz dead.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
I don't I don't like rizz. I don't like I
know it was a thing for my generation, but I'm like,
why do we have to come that one? You couldn't
have picked a better word for whatever it meant.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
I mean, it's not so bad charisma, that sound.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
I didn't hate it, you know it, Okay, rizz would
maybe be the equivalent to swag.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Seriously, yeah, have swags and rizz. Riz The word itself
just sounds weird, Like it sounds weird coming off my tongue.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Because of what it rhymes with.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I think I know what you guys are talking about. Anyway,
moving on, I don't know that wasn't me are freaking
out because diet Cherry Kirk is coming back to shelves
and they're also sharing other things they think should never
make a comeback. Ed Hardy everything, Oh.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah, man, bye, see you later.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I don't remember ed hard in the early two thousands.
Ed Hardy is a brand at Hardy Affliction back and yeah,
it was basically just a d bag meathead gear, but
they had like pants with rhyanestones all over them.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
The true religion Jeanes. I think that like the ring
stones on it.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
But but it was also just like it looked like
a tattoo artist threw up onto a shirt.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, it was an mm A thing like originally the
whole affliction.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
It was originally a tattoo thing. I thought the affliction
tattoo artist.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
The affliction stuff that was MMA. That was like yeah, MMA,
but ed Hardy it was tattoo thing, right, Yeah, it
all kind of looks similar.
Speaker 7 (51:49):
Yeah, it was a vibe Ryanstone jeans kind of sound
fun to bring back.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
And Ryanstone jeans on an overly tanned forty seven year
old dude who doesn't want to let his twenties go.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, well not the same super swaggy am I right,
that's not swag.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I just want to go to Vegas with you and
hang out at the pool as they're still there and
they are wearing that hardy still totally jewels.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (52:24):
You have a little secret?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
I do? What is it?
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Okay, So here's the deal. Lately, been hanging out with
friend group and been going to some nice dinners and stuff,
and uh, the one, the one girl in the friend
group kind of casually, you know, mentioned you know, about
being on some dating sites and stuff like that and
some kind of like kinky role playing and uh, I actually,
(52:52):
uh actually kind of sought her out on one of
the sites after she said that she was like slashed
at one of the dinners one night and kind of
just briefly mentioned it, and so I kind of found
her on the site. But I, you know, started chatting
with her. But the secret is is like she doesn't
know it's me.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Actually, is it like you don't have profiles or you do,
and you're like you're cap fishing her Like what.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
I mean, I guess that's what you'd say. I mean,
we've just been kind of like that. I'm sending like
Torso shocks and stuff like that, so it's not like
I'm really showing face or anything like that. But yeah,
we've been kind of like texting and role playing and
kind of talking about some you know, kiky things and
stuff like that. And the thing is is like she
doesn't know it's me, and like we still like see
(53:37):
each other like in our crime group. It gets a
little deeper though, I'm actually also married.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Oh whoa, we so like you're cheating.
Speaker 6 (53:48):
I mean, I mean like nothing physically happened, but I
mean you know, it's like, would your wife be upset?
Speaker 17 (53:56):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
I don't, I did so, probably probably could.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Well, you know, it gets a little deeper.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Than that, though, because keep pulling off the layers, babe.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
All right.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
So I'm just gonna say, my friends i'm role playing
with doesn't know it's me. She's also she's also married.
Speaker 7 (54:20):
Oh does her husband know that she role plays?
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Well, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
I mean he kind of didn't really when she was
kind of sloshed at that dinner. He was there, but
he didn't really I don't want to pay much mind
to what she said. But more recently, like a week
or two ago, I think we went to dinner and
I and myself got a little tipsy, and then I
sort of mentioned something about role playing and stuff and
(54:49):
like something like it was kind of like one of
the things we kind of touched on one of the chats,
and she kind of glanced at me like huh, and
I just I didn't really, I didn't say anything. I
didn't really look back at her, but I noticed she
looked over my way, and I just kind of let it,
let it slide. So she still doesn't officially know it's me.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
But she's got a hunch and you're letting it drop over.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (55:15):
I mean, I don't know if she has a hunch
or not, but I mean it definitely raised a question
in my mind. And you know when she looked over
and she was like, huh kind of.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Well, it sounds like your subconscious is starting to trickle
stuff out to see if you can actually cheat. That's
what it sounds like to me. So maybe just be careful.
Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yeah, so that's kind of but I mean, I don't know.
It's been kind of like hot and heavy in a way,
like it's like like I'm kind of doing something naughty.
It feels kind of good to do, but yeah, I
guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Good luck with all that.
Speaker 5 (55:46):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? Just like three minutes
to get everything you need and over the day because
time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
What if your house could change colors with the season.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
That'd be dope, wouldn't it be?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
While that is a reality because there's climate responsive paint
that can make it happen, and the guy that created it,
I love this. Used to be obsessed with mood rings.
So when he realized that his house was getting too
hot or it was too cold, and he was trying
to decide what to paint his house, He's like, well,
what if my house was like a mood ring? What
would change color with like the temperature or whatever. That's cool,
(56:21):
So he did. He created this paint that when it's colder,
it is darker, and when it gets hot, it's lighter,
so it just changes shades. That's so cool. I love that.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
I mean no, I like mood rings too.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
I'm kind of into it. My only concern is when
that paint starts to break down, right, and then your
house is only part of it change it's some weird thing.
And what do you paint the shutters?
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Oh the same? If you have shutters, are you just
doing the same?
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Well, well usually shutters are like a non color.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah, well then just you know, let it pop.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
He could make a shutter paint that does the reverse.
When it's cold, it's light and when it's Yeah, he's
got a whole line.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
He could do.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
I think it's pretty cool. So there's gonna be a
whole block changing colors, like you start walking down the
street and every house is the same but like different,
you know, okay, and then what if on that street
there was also a dog park that had a sign
that said no barking allowed. I would take it down.
In Montreal, there is a dog park that's banning barking.
(57:29):
You will get fined between five hundred and two thousand
dollars if your dog is barking, whining, or howling at
a dog park.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
At a dog park, that's what your dog is supposed
to be barking, because it's like playing.
Speaker 3 (57:40):
Let me guess somebody who lives next to the dog
park complained. They moved in next to a dog park
and then complained to the city or whatever, and now
there's a rule. The same thing happens to airports all
over the country. Dummy dumb dumbs move next to an
airport and they go the brains are too loud, right,
and then they shut down the airport. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
You can park yeah right.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, well a lot of times you probably got a
good deal in your house. Those homes are usually priced
a little bit less when you're near a dog park,
train tracks, or but you know that before you.
Speaker 7 (58:16):
Move into it, so it's kind of like you should
just already know it and just accept it, like it's
a dog park. Dogs are gonna bark.
Speaker 10 (58:23):
I know.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Also, wait if you if your dog ends up barking,
who's gonna find you? Is a cop gonna come and
give you a ticket for your dog parking?
Speaker 2 (58:29):
The marking belief they're like, actually.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
People who like are out there, like there's.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
More important police to do.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
Wonder if they would find a human for barking? Did
you say petrol?
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, they'd probably call themselves. It would not be a
glamorous job if you are on the place's patrol.
Speaker 17 (58:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
They might take it really serious.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
They definitely would. They'd be like, you know, parking, attended park.
What are they called? Ye intended cop?
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (59:01):
I had one passed by me the other day and
I was getting out of my car and I was
walking my dog across the street and it was this
older dude and he stopped and he's like, oh, he
said something to me. And I thought he was saying
something about the dog, because people will do that when
I'm walking my dog. They're like, oh, he's cute or whatever,
or my truck because my truck is loud color wise,
you know, because he was like pointing, and then I
was like, oh, yeah, thanks, I didn't hear what he said.
Speaker 4 (59:20):
And he's like yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
And I was like I'm okay, I'm sorry what and
he's like, you want me to tell you right now?
And I was like no, but what I thought you
were talking about? I thought, sorry what? And he's like, yeah,
your registration? What I can have it, Toad, right now?
Speaker 2 (59:42):
Your car.
Speaker 4 (59:43):
You're gonna fix it.
Speaker 1 (59:44):
And I was just like yeah, and I was I
was like, you gotta. You're not gonna toe it right now.
You're just gonna give me a ticket told for registration
unless it's like years and years and years.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
By the way, come get me. I'm two years off
on that registration.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
That dude should be on the paw patrol though, for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
A guy being like, I'm gonna tell you, and she
was like thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I was like yeah, cool man, thanks sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
He was just as confused as I was.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
That's what's