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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You need to leave this city right away. It's the
Jewbil Show. Well, maybe a new study is going viral
that says the city you live in might not be
the right one, and there's an exact city that you
should live in based on the month you were born in. Interesting,
So we'll go over right now so you can see
if you need to move right away. It's the Jewbil Show.
And experts say that they're yes, based on your birth month,
(00:24):
I can tell you exactly what city you should be
living in based on the one that you're probably in
right now. Interesting, and people are saying it's shockingly accurate.
So we'll see if it is. If you're born in January,
they say the city that suits you best is Chicago.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Ill.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Why because you're resilient, hardworking and want no nonsense, just
like those that were born in the dead of winter.
I don't know if that's a compliment or not. You're
born in January. You're very cold inside a little bit,
so that's probably where you can handle fun though it
(01:00):
says if you were born in January you can survive anything.
Text in four one six one. Is this accurate about you?
Experts say that based on your birth month you might
not be living in the right city, and this is
the right city for you if you're born in February.
If you're born in February, Portland, Oregon is the place
(01:21):
you should live, it says, because you're quirky, imaginative, and
independent and you were built different, just like Portland.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Just like the month of February.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, right, it is a weird month.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
My dad's February that does not check our own.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It says you probably own a pet lizard named Kevin
and make your own de overant.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I like Kevin the lizard. But no.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
If you were born in March, experts say that you
should be living in San Francisco.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Who san Francisco.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
March is your birthday, right, Victoria?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
It is why San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, it says you're dreamy, creative, and emotionally intuitive. Ooh,
March matches in Francisco's artistic and techie balance.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Oh yeah techy, Yeah you like tech stuff?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Who's a techy or tacky?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You feel like that accurately describes where you should be living.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I mean, yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I like the dreamy part and I dream a lot.
Daydream night Dream.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Experts to release to serve. A study that's going viral
on what your birth month says what city you should
live in based on your birth month, and people are
saying it's pretty accurate. So text in four one, O
six one if it is accurate for you. If you're
born in April, which is Bruce Brad says, Austin, Texas
(02:41):
full of energy.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
April born people radiate Austin's weird and wild spirit.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
He yeah, that actually, look at that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
If you were born in May, it says the city
best suited for you to live in is San Diego, California,
which I was born in May. It says you're very chill,
old grounded, and full of good vibes. Many folks bring
that sunny San Diego balance to life.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh, I like may they really do?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I mean that's only one part of San Diego, just
clean ide to It says, if you're born in May,
you could be on fire one second and then get
fired right away, and you'd still be like, no worries,
It's all good.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's just like YouTube in California.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, maybe that's just living in San Diego. Experts released
these things that says what birth month what your birth
month says. I can't. I cannot spit this out of
my mouth every single time I try. Let me try
this again. What city is best suited for you to
live in based on your birth month? All right, about
(03:44):
twenty tries. If you're born in June, it says that
you should be in Miami, Florida. Oh, this is because
you're a very social person, expressive and summer loving. June
babies light up the room like that Miami night life.
I guess I can see that, ao, it is so
bright there. If you were born in July, it says
(04:07):
that you the best city for you to live in
is New Orleans, Louisiana. Intere Why because you're deeply emotional,
passionate and soulful and you're just like the heart and
rhythm of New Orleans.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's my older brother.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
But I don't know if that magics.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
In you can find his soul if you moved there.
That's the thing too. If you move to some of
these places, maybe you find that that.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Is a yeah, brings it out.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sobody texted in it four and six months said they
were born in April and they don't like the fact
that it says you should live in Austin. They were
hoping it was Florida. Apparently not where you should be.
We're going over a new study that came out with
says what city is best for you to live in
based on your birth month? August Me okay, Nina. It
(04:53):
says that you should be living in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Confident, ambitious, and center stage ready. August aligns with LA's
bright lights born to be extra matches.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You guys are very similar in that way.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm excited for her text in four if this actually
fits you. September, which is my birthday, you were you
should be in Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh, I don't see you in Boston.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I see that.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, okay, I kind of It.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Says around, how do you like them apples?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
So I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It says you're analytical and thoughtful September's September fits Boston's
brainy historical vibe. You you would like to fight over
grammar and yell actually before correcting someone else's life choices. Yeah,
that sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think you can really find yourself here.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You have beef with your baris staff for no good reason. Well,
there are some people like briss that. I just don't
know why, but we do not get along. If you're
born in October, it says the best city for you
to live in is New York City. My little brother, charismatic,
balanced and stylish, October Baby's own NYC's mix of elegance
(06:10):
and edge.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Tell me, who do I know that it's October?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Do you know my little brother?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I'm your brother, Yeah, the little cutie.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
If you were born in November, it says the city
best for you to live in is Seattle, Washington or
which one?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
November?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
November yep says your introspective, intense and a little mysterious,
and you hate the sun. That last part says November
fits Seattle's moody creative polls.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I feel like that describes Seattle for you, well, moody.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You can disappear for three weeks and still be cool.
Definitely I do that. Or eight months when you stay
inside and then come out on the sixty days.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Where it's somehow hibernation is fine.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
If you were born in December, it says the best
city for you to live in is Denver, Colorado. Ooh,
your spirited, optimistic, and festive December folks bring that high
altitude adventurous joy to life. Yeah yeah, I like that.
You have festive trauma and own it.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
Oh festive trauma like that.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, I got trauma, but trauma.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Mornings on the twenties. Yeah, what's up? It's donk.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah? It's donk donc don donk like do you? And
oh you know what I think my resume had like
my whole name on it. This is Paul Dunkler. Paul,
like people call me donk Uh. We had an interview
schedule at this time for a receptionist at your law office.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, but you can donk if you you know, that's
just what everybody needs me.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Okay, you'd like me to call you dunk.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah that's cool. I mean you could call me Paul
if you want you, but like most people, just call
me donk.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, so, like I'm excited to crush it. Thank you
for interviewing me for this position. You know, I'm really
like tell you all about Hall SLT.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Okay, yeah, go ahead tell me a little bit about yourself,
if you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
My name is donk.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
M.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Yeah, and can you tell me a little bit more
about yourself?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four
times sometimes and like, uh, the other day, like I'm sorry,
I forgot the question.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
I was just asking you a little bit about yourself.
But could you actually tell me a little bit more
about your work experience? We don't that's great that you
can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really
interested in hearing about your work experience and what would
make you an appropriate candidate.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like I really want to be a lawyer, So like
getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure,
like you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to
start low on the tote and pull in order to
be like the top, but you know, head boss person,
you know. And so like I figure, if I want
to be a lawyer, dude, I got to start answering
(09:44):
phones and then eventually I'll be in the courtroom, you know,
doing my thing. So that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Okay, you want to get this job because you want
to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, so you yet.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
But you have law experience, have you?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay? So y'all, Like, I think what you're asking is
have I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but
like only once and that was because the dude started
a fight with me.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Bro, you know that is.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Not what I was asking. So okay, So it sounds
like you did not go to school for law.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,
you know. And so I'm very excited to be interviewing
with you, and like I'm even willing to do the
job pro boner if you want for a little while.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
I'm sorry to use a pro boner.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, that's a legal term that means for free.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Inappropriate for me to use like legal language if I'm
not like an optional.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Law person, do that legal language. That's not legal language.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Him say, pro boner means like for free.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead
and end this interview because this is absolutely not going
to work out, and I would highly encourage you to
not speak to people like this in future interviews whatever
you're going for, But this is going to be a
no for us as well.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So Donk is kind of confused.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
Right now, you're not getting the job, Donk. Oh, you're
not an appropriate candidate for the receptionist.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, So like what you're saying is like you don't
want to work with Donk, so that I'll lie you
and I can go out.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
You know, obviously you are obviously best stuited to be
like a powel attendant at a gym. Okay, So that's
what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,
I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because
she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.
So why don't you go crush a protein shake I
guess or whatever it is the cit do apparently, and
(11:58):
just get off.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Of this pool first.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I won't let you know. It's a prank phone call.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
What.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your coworker rose to
set you up. Oh my god, she said that you're
hiring for a reception at the office.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
You ever, God, wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,
we say, mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Just give us three minutes, and we'll give you every
single thing that you need to know for the day.
It's time for names was trending with more things you
need to know.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You do need to know about the army of tiny
nose robots that might be able to cure your next cold.
What what Yes, researchers in China have come up with
a new way to treat sinus infections. And UTI's oh yeah,
tiny little microscopic robots.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Real quick. I said, you did the nose infection, but
it was time drawn and I said it right after the.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Ut.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I I just want to let you know which thing
I deal with.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'll say yay for the utes, because oh my gosh,
that's painful. So the thing that's really great about this
is that it just goes up and handles all the
little business up there. Cool, and then the only the
little trick is the only way you can get them out.
At this moment, they're still experimenting, and we're still about
five years away from these swarms of micro robots going
into your No, it's like actual robots, yes, but they're
(13:29):
like microscopic robots. So, and they call them swarms. But
the only way you can get them out so far
is by sneezing or blowing your nose.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Cool, you can help your allergies as a lot with
my allergies and they're bad.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You can't just turn them off and they fall out.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh no, I don't know. Maybe they have to figure
that part out.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
No, because they're all the way up there. How do
you get them out?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This is not good.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They've been trying to figure out how to inject robots
into the body for a long time, secure things, to
get them into your bloodstream to work on things like.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, I mean if they can run the show good.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Where is this being tested in China? No, I think
it's kind of cool if it's actually something that could
like cure cancer and they send in the little robots
to get it out.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I mean, if there was a way to convince me
to put robots in my.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Body, they found a great way to do it. Because
my allegor bothering.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Me sign me up mine too, So I'm going to
put anything in my nose right now.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
WHOA, don't act like that would be the first time
you used robots.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, you know what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know what I want to. I want to do.
Is that? Have you seen the nasal thing where they
put a balloon?
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, and then they hit something and then it just
like basically bursts soap in your nasal cavity and everything
comes out your nose. It like goes through your ear
into your note and it comes out your nose.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
It's all attached.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah. I want to do that so bad.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I want to watch you do that. Yeah, I don't
want to do it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Does anybody offer that service?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, they put like a balloon through your ear and
then they hit something and then it just bow and
then a big the balloon comes out your nose like
blows open your whole nasal connected.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, call it wild do I.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Looked it up one time because I wanted to do it,
And you can get it done at a legit doctor's office.
But you know I'm bad at making appointments, right right right,
You've got a balloon handy, and you think you think
you have some nohow met me at the station outside.
I'll let you blow my.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Nose, man.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Just look at it.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
A YouTube video.
Speaker 13 (15:28):
I can't stop thinking about China's mind control program.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, well it's take it how you will I need
someone to control my mind. Honestly, I don't think i'd
mind that it's kind of everywhere all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I want to control control it, so.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Actively leave it out and someone.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Just grabs it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Jump Jump.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
And lastly, there is a new type of vacation that's
trending and it is called the cool cation. People don't
want to be hot, they want to be cool. So
that means people are packing up and going to forests
and lakes and mountains and they're skipping the beach.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
No, I want the beach.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
They're going to places like Iceland and Antarctica and Alaska.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I've always thought this is this and go to places
when it's not summer.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I meant to say, Alaska, you can't.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You can as of like just a few years ago,
you can go to Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh a few years ago. We talk to that girl.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, yeah you can't.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
So there's there's like these kind of cruise things that
you can jump on. You have to go through the
Drake's Pass, which is insane, but there is crated.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Anyway, it is not named the Kendrick Pass.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Kendrick Pass is the other option, which is flying.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's cool. I didn't know you could go there. I
want to go there.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, I literally looked it up the other day.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
You tore like twenty five grand Oh maybe maybe that's anybody.
Speaker 13 (16:57):
You're going to be the final continent, right, Like, so cool,
that's it. Why don't you wait till that's once in
a lifetime thing. That's Yeah, you spent more on your
truck than that you bill.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, trying to talk you into spending twenty five ago.
I think you would you come back?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Aren't going to be like, I can't believe I did that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I was always wanted to go to an article. Yeah, exactly.
Only people that go there are weird scientists. Yeah, do
weird things out there by themselves and the government with
their underground bases, and you need Yeah, I think you
get in to swim with penguins.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
I don't know if I swam with them, because you
might get eaten by other animals, sleep pengues.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh did those jumps? Yeah, I just punch them in
the nose.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
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Speaker 1 (17:53):
Lucy is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Josh.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Lucy, how long
has it been since you heard from Josh?
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Hey? Yeah, it's been about two weeks A.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Good amount of time.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
I feel like we had such a good vibe and connection.
I can't let this go.
Speaker 14 (18:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Did you try to get a hold of him in
that time? Oh?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
I definitely have.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Okay, when was the last time you reached out?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I actually reached out yesterday?
Speaker 11 (18:28):
That in the text. But yeah, I haven't heard anything
from them.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Well, okay, I know it sounds really wild, but it
honestly felt like it might be something from out of
a movie.
Speaker 15 (18:43):
That's how like magical it felt.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
We met in Vegas, and I don't know, we just
had a really great time. It felt like otherworldly. It was,
I don't know, it just felt like the universe kind
of put us together. And he made me laugh like
immediately it felt like disconnected to him, and we just
like we saw each other at the Latin Machines and
(19:09):
just had a great conversation and then he got my
number and we text NonStop, and when I got back home,
he actually asked me out on a real date. And
I didn't even let him finish the sentence, like I
was like, yes.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yes, so you guys live in the same city. How amazing.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I know.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
It really felt like it was meant to be.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 11 (19:33):
Yeah. So so we ended up going to this really
like vibe wine bar with fairy lights and and we
shared like a sarcutery board and like held hands the
whole time, and I don't know, like it really just
felt like we were falling in love. I know that
sounds crazy, but it was just it was amazing, okay.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
And he was feeling the same way you think, Oh
my goodness.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
Yeah, like I felt like we we were so connected,
we were like I don't know, it was just it
was it was awesome. He definitely was into me.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Okay, Well, then what happened, Like, was there anything off
at the end of the day or even during the date?
Speaker 11 (20:12):
I guess yeah, So I thought everything was going well,
and I felt really like I wanted to be open
and honest with him, and so towards the.
Speaker 16 (20:22):
End of the date, I told him that I'm technically married.
Oh yeah, but like I'm I'm really working on opening
things up with my husband.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And did you say opening things up with your husband? Yeah,
so like open relationship type thing.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Yeah. Yeah, like he already knows like I'm a free
spirit and he knows like I'm very open minded. I mean,
he loves who I am, and so I I you know,
I talked to him about it, and he, I don't know,
instead of listening and having a conversation, and he just
like felt very frantic and just left and yeah, so
(21:08):
like he grabbed his jacket. He didn't even finish his drink.
And I hadn't heard from instance.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
So so we know why you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
Yeah, well, I mean yes, but I don't know. I
just I felt like I was being really transparent and
I believe in honesty and obviously love and multiple kinds
of love.
Speaker 15 (21:27):
And he said he.
Speaker 11 (21:29):
Really liked emotionally intelligent women, and I don't know, I
thought that he would be at least willing to have
a conversation about it.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So, okay, that's what you wanted to have a conversation
about it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, okay, Well we'll play a song come back, and
then call him and see if that is, in fact
the reason that he's ghosting you, and try to get
you a second day if you still want one.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
Okay, okay, that would be amazing, thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up, next
first date follow up Howard by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com. If you're just joining us
for today's first date follow up. Lucy is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Josh.
We think we might know why, but we're not sure.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
(22:16):
tell us why he's ghostinger and get her a second date.
But first, Lucy, why don't you break down your situation
again real quick?
Speaker 15 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
So, I had a really great connection with Josh. We
went on a date and I was honest with him
and told him that I'm married, but i'd like to,
you know, have an open relationship. And I don't not
see this left, so I haven't heard from him since.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
All right, Well, are you ready to call him?
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (22:42):
Here, Well, hi.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Man, I speak to Josh. Please, Hey, Josh, how are you?
This is a radio show. It's called The j Show.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Hi Josh, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubl. What's up?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh? What's up? Guys?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Look, have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I have, but just been a minute and I don't
know what I'm doing on it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, we do a segment called the first Dight follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and then you ghost them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. So we got an email about you, Josh. Okay,
any idea who would email us.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
This?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Vanessa?
Speaker 12 (23:36):
Is it Vanessa?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's not Vanessa, it's Lucy. And that's Lucy. She's actually
on the phone and wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So Lucy, all.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Right, Vanessa.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
I know I freaked her up by telling you I'm married,
But are you going out with somebody else? Like we
really had like a connection?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Uh? Huh uh Okay, hold on, I'm still trying to
process saw this work? So you thought I ghosted you?
So you called a radio station to call me on
the on the air. Is that? What's that? What is
happening here right now?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
I I didn't know what else to do, so I
called the radio station, like you've been ghosting me, so
would I don't know what to do?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay, I'm gonna break this down in a way that
I hopefully you can understand. Lucy, you casually dropped that
you're married and you're planning to ask him for permission
to date me. So you're asking your husband, how do
you think this was gonna go? Like I I, yeah,
I do like you, but this is so messy. This
(24:53):
is not how I operate, I know.
Speaker 11 (24:56):
But I mean I was being reasally vulnerable with you.
I felt like, I don't know, I felt like we
reached this place and and like I was able to
open up to you in that way, and and that
I want you to be in my life. I feel
like something's really here between us, and I felt like
I could tell you the truth and we could like
kind of work through this.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, you see, I didn't sign up for at that.
I don't want that. I don't want that.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Okay, Like I don't not a threuple just me, Like
I'm okay, I would still be married, but I would
be monogamous with you, so.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You wouldn't be with your husband anymore. Is that what
you're saying to me?
Speaker 11 (25:37):
Okay, I well, I would be with him, but but
it would just be him and then you and nobody else.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's not monogamous with me? Do you understand what.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I know?
Speaker 11 (25:50):
But like, what if I just I feel like, okay,
what if I let you date whoever you want, but
then you're still my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, I'm going to refer back to the monogamous. Do
you even know what that word means? And this is
bothering me? Can you tell me what it means? If
you if you know what does it mean?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
No, no, no, tell me like, I don't know what
I mean. I don't know what it means, So can
you explain it to me? Just tell me what it is?
What does that mean word means?
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Yeah? I mean, I think it's going to take more
than like a conversation on the radio to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
No, no, no, no, I'm just telling you to tell
me one thing you dragged me on the radio. I
just want you to define one word.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
What's monogamous means?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What does it mean?
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The definition you got your phone to google it if
you don't know.
Speaker 11 (26:43):
Yeah, I mean I just feel like it's to me,
it's being with my husband and then and then you
with my boyfriend and then nobody else.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's great, Okay, thank you, that's that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So are dead too? In my world? Like, I don't
you know you can't just change the definition of a
word to suit your application. Do you understand that?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Would you at least.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
See while I can maybe like talk to me more
about this?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Like absolutely was at this point. I'm like fascinated with
what's going on in your mind. I'll never talk to
you from a romantic angle ever again, or that that's
that's not happening. That's that's but I want to know.
I want to know how crazy you are. I'm being honest.
I want to figure out what's going on in your head.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No, I don't know that that's not you, Josh. Would
you like another day with Lucy? Will pay for it?
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No?
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Like, okay, I get that you think I'm crazy. It's
a little unconventional, but I just felt like you would
maybe want to see like where our connection could go,
Like it might be worth you know, exploring a little
bit more.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well, you know, sometimes we think wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Okay, you did say we so.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That yeah, okay, yeah that's a hard No. There will
never be you and me we as long as you
have a husband.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Okay, okay, Well, Josh, I feel like it's really unfair
that you think I should leave my husband for you.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Escalated. Well, yeah, I don't think you're getting another date, Lucy,
but at least you got to talk to Josh.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
Yah. Yeah, well thanks, guys, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You'll figure it out, I'm sure, And Josh, thank you
for your time.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, I still don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, you will.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
First day Fallow my favorite trivia game at you versus Victoria?
Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game
of trivia for Jesse Murph tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria Brendan? Was that Brendan? Are
you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Well, how confident are are you that you're going to
win today?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I'll probably a ten out of ten?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Oh, you know, you could have at least had at nine,
So casual about it?
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna send Victoria. How common und
are you?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Victoria?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
And now I'm at like a too like dang, you
don't even give me one point?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
All Right, we're sending Victoria out of the studio, and
while she's leaving, Brendan, here we go. Here's how the
game is played. He got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, already,
all right, all right, Brendan, your time starts. Now.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
What animal is known for having the strongest bite force
relative to its size?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I'm tiger.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
What do you call the science of classifying living things? Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Skip?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
What is the tallest type of grass in the world?
Speaker 17 (29:56):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Who is the Egyptian queen known for her alliances with
Julius Caesar and Mark Antony?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
What's the process of animals shedding their outer layer of
skin or shell called?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Skip?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled and putting your headphones on and stuff, Brendan,
here's a question for you. If you were a ghost,
but only haunted vending machines, what would you whisper when
somebody bought funions.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So specifically your nips know good.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Works. These fundians do have a scent that you know,
stays on people. They do, Victoria, if you were a
ghost and only haunted vending machines, what would you whisper
to somebody when they bought Funians?
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Funions like.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Those taste yummy?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I couldn't the putting my headphones in whenever he said
his so I couldn't hear what that was?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Something much funnier y Brendan reaction.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I would whisper they bought finance. I would do like
peanut m and ms.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh do you whisper if they bought penut and min
m's umm.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Whoo peanuts in there taste yummy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, yeah, I encouraging them, Yeah, it's yeah, cheering them
on for their snackers.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
I mean, yeah, may we got here, people on?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
You know?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
passed and you have to beat Brendan outright to win,
and Brendan, you can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
What animal is known for having the strongest bite for
us relative to its size? Bro what uh shark? What
do you call the science of classifying living things?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Living? What is the tallest type of grass in the world?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Tall grass? I don't know. Who was the Egyptian queen
known for her alliances with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Mark Anthony's a singer jl.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
What's the process of animals shedding their outer layer of
skin or shell called?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
I know this, I know this?
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Snakes do it? Is it skinny?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
No? It's not.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
That's bad. That's different. That's different.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
It's shedding.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, all right, got that and sort of set it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard. Producer bread.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Victoria starts saying things Waller questions being asked. You know
she didn't hear it. All right, Victoria got zero correct
and Brendan also got zero correct.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Brendan, Congratulations, it's a victory for you. Get confidence, man,
It's key. Ty goes to you. You got Jesse Murf tickets.
Just we're playing to.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Okay, okay, how do I claim mose?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
We'll tell you in just a second after the game,
which on hold and talk to Richard, who's waiting to
pick up your phone call. It sounds like an infomercial.
Richard is waiting to pick up your phone call and
tell you all about Jesse Murth tickets in just a second.
But let's get the Hans in now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
The animal known for having the strongest bite force relative
to its size is the Tasmanian devil. Science of classifying
living things is taxonomy.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
The tallest type of grass in the world is bamboo.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
The Egyptian queen known for her alliances with Julius Caesar
and Mark Antony is Cleopatra and the knee. It's and tunny,
different person, different Oh. The process of animals shedding their
outer layer of skinner's shell is called malting.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
No it's not. It's called shedding.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I said animals shedding. They shed their skin. But shedding
is in the question, so that can't be the answer.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Some animals shedding their own outer layer.
Speaker 14 (33:53):
Know that far.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
I think listening.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hey, Brendan appreciates you man. Have a have a great
day and thank you for playing. All right, and now
I'll send you over to Richard, who's excited to take
Psychytoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember
if you want to play just dm us at the
Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
The Jubile Show. Heather is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater and she suspects that her boyfriend
Josh of five years might be messing around. So talked
to her and then call him and see if we
can catch him. But first, Heather, I'm sorry that you
think you're cheating. What's going on?
Speaker 12 (34:35):
Yeah, like you said, like, we've been together for five years.
We met at a trivia night at a bar. I
haven't like stopped arguing.
Speaker 14 (34:44):
He's pretty much an encyclopedia at like movie trivia and
weird conspiracy theories, things like creepy things. He doesn't really
like believe half of them, but it's just funny what
other people believe.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
But yeah, we moved in together about a year ago.
Things had been really cool. He's an awesome boyfriend.
Speaker 14 (35:02):
He's a bit dorky, but he knows what he's doing
and it treats me like a princess.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
So I'm good.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What do you mean dorky.
Speaker 14 (35:10):
I don't know, Like he plays video games and he's
been going to his friend's house a lot, and yeah,
it wasn't a big deal, but it's just kind of
getting weird. It's just it's getting more and more frequent,
like going to his friend's house and playing the video.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Games and stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
So he wasn't doing that before.
Speaker 14 (35:26):
No, And I know, like he goes over there any drinks,
so like sometimes he'll stay the night there, which that's good,
but now it's like every weekend, like every free time
he gets like he's going over there.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Is there anything else that's going on that makes it
feel weird other than he's spending every weekend away from
you with his friend.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
No, just just going over there a lot.
Speaker 14 (35:50):
But I did get suspicious, so I may or may
not have opened a credit card bill, okay, And I
saw some weird charges.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
The hotel and that's what set me off being weirded out.
And I looked at the.
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Dates of like the hotel charges, and it's dates that
he was supposed to be at his friend's house, like
weekends he was over there, So I think he might
be lying that.
Speaker 12 (36:22):
He's really not there.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Well, yeah, you're seeing charges that's saying he's somewhere else.
He is lying about where he is. Did you say
anything to him about it? Did you ask him any questions?
Speaker 9 (36:32):
No?
Speaker 14 (36:32):
Not yet.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Do you feel like there's anybody that he could be
spending time with. I don't know.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
I mean, like, Matt married, so he's got his wife,
But is.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
That the guy that he plays video games with?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah? Yeah, it's been Okay, Well I would be kind
of unsettled and I would want to know what was
going on too.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Are you close with Matt or the wife? Buy a chance,
like could you ask them, like, hey, it's my husband,
like early over there?
Speaker 12 (36:59):
They probably for him, They probably would they I just
know them since him, they were his friends.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Okay, well we'll try to figure it out. We'll play
a song come Back, and you already told us what
grocery store he's a rewards card member at, So we'll
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department
to anybody that they want, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay,
thanks play son, come back and get your to catch
a cheeter.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Heather is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of five years named Josh might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department
to anybody that they want, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to Heather, his girlfriend, or to somebody else.
(37:52):
But before we do that, Heather, why do you refresh
our memory about your situation?
Speaker 14 (37:56):
Yeah, boyfriend Josh says he's going to his friend's house
play video games.
Speaker 12 (38:02):
But it's gotten more frequent and it's like all the
time now.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
And I got curious and saw receipts from a hotel
on a credit card bill and it wasn't from.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Me, And it's every night that he's been going over
there recently, or supposedly going over there.
Speaker 12 (38:18):
Yep, A lot of the dates matched up.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Okay, you're ready for us to call him?
Speaker 12 (38:23):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Hey, this is Corby calling from So I was looking
for a Rewards Card member named Josh.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Oh yeah, that's me, Josh.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah, we're clapping for you here.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Congratulations.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
Well thank you? What did I win?
Speaker 15 (38:53):
Then?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You actually have won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
send to anybody that you want. I don't know if
you know, but every single month we choose one Rewards
Card member at random. We get free flowers delivered from
our floor department. And that's you, and thank you very
much for your business.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Oh that's awesome. Wait is this free or do I
got paid for something?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
No, it's no charge. Is absolutely free. It's our way
of saying thank you very much for shopping with us
and being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Well that's great, all right, cool?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
How works is this? You can just need to get
some information from you and we can put in the
order right away. I can do it over the phone
in just a couple of minutes.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Yeah, I know who I want to send it to.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
All right, great. The first thing I would need to
be the first and the last name of the lucky
person who gets the flowers Sadie. Okay, got it. We
need you want to put anything on a card to Sadie.
Speaker 18 (39:42):
Yeah, you can say thanks for being so fun and
flexible and I can't wait till next weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That sounds like a good time. Okay, I've got that,
And now all I need to do is let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
What.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Oh yeah, and we do a segment call to Catch
a Cheater, where if your significant other things you might
be cheating, they try to see who you'll send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Heather is on the phone cheating, Matt.
Speaker 12 (40:12):
Are you kidding me? What the joss? You're sending him
the kadi? Are you kidding me? That's where you've been
doing every weekend. When you say you're just playing your.
Speaker 14 (40:20):
Stupid video games? Well, I mean, is he even over
there when you've been is he even really there? Like
you're having some weird threesome or something. Lady flexible, I
appreciate you being so flexible.
Speaker 12 (40:33):
Are you kidding me? She is Matt's wife. Oh yeah,
the guy he's supposed to be going over there playing
video games. Yeah, that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
What are you doing, Josh, I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 8 (40:47):
I mean, I wish I could explain this right here.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
So what do you what do you mean so flexible?
Speaker 14 (40:52):
So like every time you've been supposed to be going
over there, there's charges for this hotel room. Now I
know what you're doing there, are being flexible in a
hotel room with you.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
This isn't what it's supposed to be, like.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (41:07):
I'm you know, I'm trying to explain that she doesn't
really know what this is. Can I explain?
Speaker 9 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:14):
Please do well?
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Man, and I can't finish this mission and we're up
very late.
Speaker 18 (41:22):
So I offered Sadie last couple weekends ago the hotel room,
and I've gotten her hotel room the last few because
we can't finish this this mission on this video game
that's driving us nuts. And that that's what I mean
by flexible. She's, you know, leaving her own home. So
Matt and I can finish this mission. That's completely leghit, Heather,
(41:48):
How do you even know about the hotel room?
Speaker 12 (41:51):
I saw the credit card statement. Even if ask me, no,
you just you've been going over there.
Speaker 10 (41:59):
Like so much.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
And so when that statement came and I just was
looking over other stuff, and then I saw a hotel
and I started breaking out because it was like the
same days that you've been going over there, and you didn't.
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Think they just ask me. Your first thought was to
call a radio station.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
I mean, Josh, to be fair, it's kind of sketchy
to know that your man's not home and then you
find charges to a hotel. What are you supposed to think?
The first thing you're thinking is that you're getting a
hotel for somebody's wife, like because you're playing.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Video games all night.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
That's not where my brain goes. Are you okay, Heather?
Do you believe this?
Speaker 12 (42:35):
Honestly? They are big enough nerds that, I mean, I
would believe it.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
But I am going to talk to Sadie father absolutely
even talk to Sadie. I have nothing to add. I
love you. I'd never cheated on you. You've got a
big relationship. Well, if we could just like storm this castle.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'd be fine.
Speaker 8 (42:55):
I just need to get to this castle, baby.
Speaker 12 (42:58):
You know, Okay, I mean I hope you do.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
I support your efforts in trying to storm the castle,
but like, maybe breach my castle walls every now and then.
Speaker 8 (43:13):
Definitely maybe even later tonight.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Okay the jewel shows to catch a cheeter.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh my goodness, did you realize it just takes three
minutes to get everything you need to know for the day. Yeah,
right now, it's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
If you've been having trouble sleeping, it might be because
of what you keep next to your bed. God to
appreciate the fang shui experts, because they're coming through telling
us about the four things that we should never have
by our bed to make sure that we sleep right.
It's actually very interesting. One of them is sharp metal
objects like scissors or clippers or something, because it can
pierce your energy shield, which affects your sleep. A trash
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can because that holds murky energy, so you don't want
any crumpled up paper or anything near it that breathes negativity.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Medications and medical records, even if you have them next
to your bed in a drawer, which I definitely do
affects your mood and mental state. And then lastly, this
one's strange is fresh flowers, but only if you're in
a relationship. If you're single, it's fine because if you're
married and invites third party involvement in.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
So does that mean if I'm single, adding flowers invite
to my bed?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
What invite?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Invite? Anyg Maybe get some flowers next to your bed, girl,
I gotta do the same thing if it makes it
to mean.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
At this point, I'm like, I don't care what comes,
Like anything can come in.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
You know what's funny is I was keeping a pair
of scissors next to my bed, and it was kind
of a spiritual thing, like I was trying to envision
cutting ties with somebody that I really wanted to like
get out of my brain and stuff. So I had
these scissors and I would just sit there and I'd
close my eyes and I would like grow.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
In the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
So I've been sleeping next to these scissors for the
past couple I'm gonna just wipe.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Oh that you would your eyes?
Speaker 9 (45:00):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (45:00):
Scared?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Yeah, hey, you know what it's working. I'm cutting our energy.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I hope you were like laughing.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I think the first time I did it, I was crying,
but after that I was okay.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
If your mom or dad like walked into your room,
my roommates, yeah, while you were just doing it that
they'd be like, oh my gosh, what's wrong with our daughter.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
I had a candlelight, I'm holding a crystal come snipping
my scissors. I'm telling you guys the truth. It might
sound absolutely psycho, but I feel so much better.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Help you know, I think they did too.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I'm all for it. Thank you, JEBWL validate me the.
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Speaker 4 (45:50):
All right, moving on. You probably heard of the term
sleep divorce, but how about screen divorce. Screen divorces are trending.
It's basically exactly what you think it is, watching your
shows at the same time but separately.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Like it, so if you're married, but you watch the
same show but in different room, different shows.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Different shows, but in the same room. So if you
have your headphones on and you're watching on maybe your
iPad or something, and somebody's on a TV, or if
you're so bold, is to have two televisions in your room.
You just each have your own headphones. I don't really know,
but the whole move is screen divorce. You don't fight
over it.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
Do that with my dad and my dad and my
stepmom's house because they want everyone. They get mad if
you're in your room for too long, and so they
make everyone come out to the living room. But I
don't want to watch what they're watching, So then I'll
have my iPad and author That's what my daughter does.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 13 (46:40):
Yeah, she's just I'll be like, I want to watch this.
She's like, I don't want to watch that, but you
can watch that. And it's just it starts watching minecraft videos.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Screen divorce is an effective way to spend time with
your loved ones.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Like if you don't feel like watching a rom com
and you want to watch I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Oh yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 13 (46:59):
Though sometimes I'm something she goes boring, But you can
watch that, hear me, You can watch it.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
See, I think some spouses probably do the same thing.
Why I have to get the headphones on and watch
another show.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
That's right. Screen divorce. It's a new move, and that
is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do,
sweet what is it?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's very dirty?
Speaker 15 (47:32):
So I recently was on a business trip and Okay,
I'm like, how do I even tell you this? Okay,
I hooked up with two co workers at the same time.
Not at the same time, no, like different nights one
after the other. But yeah, yeah, and that's not even
(47:53):
the big I'm pregnant.
Speaker 8 (47:56):
Oh that.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Guessing it's one of the coworkers, Yes.
Speaker 15 (48:04):
But I am not yet sure which one.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
How long are you supposed to wait before you can
do that testing?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
But how do you get what are you supposed to get?
Speaker 5 (48:12):
Like pieces of their hair?
Speaker 11 (48:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
But I think you have to wait until, like you
have the baby before you can do that, right or right?
Speaker 15 (48:19):
Yeah? I don't know how I'm gonna like, I have
no idea, but it's so good to talk about it.
So thank you for letting me get this, because sure
it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
They're going to figure it out though. When she starts
showing up at work with you, what do you.
Speaker 15 (48:34):
Plan to tell them that, hey, one of y'all's Yes,
I'm going to tell them. I'm still kind of like
still processing it.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh my gosh, please bring them both to the same
like meeting.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, it goes. We're both to a conference room and
be like, Okay, so I've got this chart here, this
is who can most likely be. But I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I thought I was ovulating this day.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
But are you worried about your job though? Like, can
you get in trouble for that?
Speaker 9 (49:00):
I don't think so, because we're like, we're on the
same level.
Speaker 15 (49:02):
It's not like one of my boss or anything. Yeah,
so I think it's I'm not worried about that part,
just mainly worried about the awkwardness of them knowing that
I hooked up with them both in the same weekend,
and so it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Wow's brothers. Yeah, yeah, well it could be a whole party.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Good luck and congratulations. Yeah, congrats.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
You need to leave this city right away. It's the
Jewbil Show. Well, maybe a new study is going viral
that says the city you live in might not be
the right one, and there's an exact city that you
should live in based on the month you were born in. Interesting,
So we'll go over right now so you can see
if you need to move right away. It's the Jewbil Show.
And experts say that they're yes, based on your birth month,
(00:24):
I can tell you exactly what city you should be
living in based on the one that you're probably in
right now. Interesting, and people are saying it's shockingly accurate.
So we'll see if it is. If you're born in January,
they say the city that suits you best is Chicago.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Ill.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Why because you're resilient, hardworking and want no nonsense, just
like those that were born in the dead of winter.
I don't know if that's a compliment or not. You're
born in January. You're very cold inside a little bit,
so that's probably where you can handle fun though it
(01:00):
says if you were born in January you can survive anything.
Text in four one six one. Is this accurate about you?
Experts say that based on your birth month you might
not be living in the right city, and this is
the right city for you if you're born in February.
If you're born in February, Portland, Oregon is the place
(01:21):
you should live, it says, because you're quirky, imaginative, and
independent and you were built different, just like Portland.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Just like the month of February.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, right, it is a weird month.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
My dad's February that does not check our own.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It says you probably own a pet lizard named Kevin
and make your own de overant.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I like Kevin the lizard. But no.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
If you were born in March, experts say that you
should be living in San Francisco.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Who san Francisco.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
March is your birthday, right, Victoria?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
It is why San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, it says you're dreamy, creative, and emotionally intuitive. Ooh,
March matches in Francisco's artistic and techie balance.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Oh yeah techy, Yeah you like tech stuff?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Who's a techy or tacky?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You feel like that accurately describes where you should be living.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I mean, yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I like the dreamy part and I dream a lot.
Daydream night Dream.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Experts to release to serve. A study that's going viral
on what your birth month says what city you should
live in based on your birth month, and people are
saying it's pretty accurate. So text in four one, O
six one if it is accurate for you. If you're
born in April, which is Bruce Brad says, Austin, Texas
(02:41):
full of energy.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
April born people radiate Austin's weird and wild spirit.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
He yeah, that actually, look at that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
If you were born in May, it says the city
best suited for you to live in is San Diego, California,
which I was born in May. It says you're very chill,
old grounded, and full of good vibes. Many folks bring
that sunny San Diego balance to life.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh, I like may they really do?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I mean that's only one part of San Diego, just
clean ide to It says, if you're born in May,
you could be on fire one second and then get
fired right away, and you'd still be like, no worries,
It's all good.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's just like YouTube in California.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, maybe that's just living in San Diego. Experts released
these things that says what birth month what your birth
month says. I can't. I cannot spit this out of
my mouth every single time I try. Let me try
this again. What city is best suited for you to
live in based on your birth month? All right, about
(03:44):
twenty tries. If you're born in June, it says that
you should be in Miami, Florida. Oh, this is because
you're a very social person, expressive and summer loving. June
babies light up the room like that Miami night life.
I guess I can see that, ao, it is so
bright there. If you were born in July, it says
(04:07):
that you the best city for you to live in
is New Orleans, Louisiana. Intere Why because you're deeply emotional,
passionate and soulful and you're just like the heart and
rhythm of New Orleans.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's my older brother.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
But I don't know if that magics.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
In you can find his soul if you moved there.
That's the thing too. If you move to some of
these places, maybe you find that that.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Is a yeah, brings it out.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sobody texted in it four and six months said they
were born in April and they don't like the fact
that it says you should live in Austin. They were
hoping it was Florida. Apparently not where you should be.
We're going over a new study that came out with
says what city is best for you to live in
based on your birth month? August Me okay, Nina. It
(04:53):
says that you should be living in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Confident, ambitious, and center stage ready. August aligns with LA's
bright lights born to be extra matches.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You guys are very similar in that way.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm excited for her text in four if this actually
fits you. September, which is my birthday, you were you
should be in Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh, I don't see you in Boston.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I see that.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, okay, I kind of It.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Says around, how do you like them apples?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
So I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It says you're analytical and thoughtful September's September fits Boston's
brainy historical vibe. You you would like to fight over
grammar and yell actually before correcting someone else's life choices. Yeah,
that sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think you can really find yourself here.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You have beef with your baris staff for no good reason. Well,
there are some people like briss that. I just don't
know why, but we do not get along. If you're
born in October, it says the best city for you
to live in is New York City. My little brother, charismatic,
balanced and stylish, October Baby's own NYC's mix of elegance
(06:10):
and edge.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Tell me, who do I know that it's October?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Do you know my little brother?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I'm your brother, Yeah, the little cutie.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
If you were born in November, it says the city
best for you to live in is Seattle, Washington or
which one?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
November?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
November yep says your introspective, intense and a little mysterious,
and you hate the sun. That last part says November
fits Seattle's moody creative polls.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I feel like that describes Seattle for you, well, moody.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You can disappear for three weeks and still be cool.
Definitely I do that. Or eight months when you stay
inside and then come out on the sixty days.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Where it's somehow hibernation is fine.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
If you were born in December, it says the best
city for you to live in is Denver, Colorado. Ooh,
your spirited, optimistic, and festive December folks bring that high
altitude adventurous joy to life. Yeah yeah, I like that.
You have festive trauma and own it.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
Oh festive trauma like that.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, I got trauma, but trauma.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Mornings on the twenties. Yeah, what's up? It's donk.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah? It's donk donc don donk like do you? And
oh you know what I think my resume had like
my whole name on it. This is Paul Dunkler. Paul,
like people call me donk Uh. We had an interview
schedule at this time for a receptionist at your law office.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, but you can donk if you you know, that's
just what everybody needs me.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Okay, you'd like me to call you dunk.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah that's cool. I mean you could call me Paul
if you want you, but like most people, just call
me donk.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, so, like I'm excited to crush it. Thank you
for interviewing me for this position. You know, I'm really
like tell you all about Hall SLT.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Okay, yeah, go ahead tell me a little bit about yourself,
if you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
My name is donk.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
M.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Yeah, and can you tell me a little bit more
about yourself?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four
times sometimes and like, uh, the other day, like I'm sorry,
I forgot the question.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
I was just asking you a little bit about yourself.
But could you actually tell me a little bit more
about your work experience? We don't that's great that you
can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really
interested in hearing about your work experience and what would
make you an appropriate candidate.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like I really want to be a lawyer, So like
getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure,
like you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to
start low on the tote and pull in order to
be like the top, but you know, head boss person,
you know. And so like I figure, if I want
to be a lawyer, dude, I got to start answering
(09:44):
phones and then eventually I'll be in the courtroom, you know,
doing my thing. So that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Okay, you want to get this job because you want
to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, so you yet.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
But you have law experience, have you?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay? So y'all, Like, I think what you're asking is
have I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but
like only once and that was because the dude started
a fight with me.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Bro, you know that is.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Not what I was asking. So okay, So it sounds
like you did not go to school for law.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,
you know. And so I'm very excited to be interviewing
with you, and like I'm even willing to do the
job pro boner if you want for a little while.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
I'm sorry to use a pro boner.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, that's a legal term that means for free.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Inappropriate for me to use like legal language if I'm
not like an optional.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Law person, do that legal language. That's not legal language.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Him say, pro boner means like for free.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead
and end this interview because this is absolutely not going
to work out, and I would highly encourage you to
not speak to people like this in future interviews whatever
you're going for, But this is going to be a
no for us as well.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So Donk is kind of confused.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
Right now, you're not getting the job, Donk. Oh, you're
not an appropriate candidate for the receptionist.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, So like what you're saying is like you don't
want to work with Donk, so that I'll lie you
and I can go out.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
You know, obviously you are obviously best stuited to be
like a powel attendant at a gym. Okay, So that's
what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,
I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because
she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.
So why don't you go crush a protein shake I
guess or whatever it is the cit do apparently, and
(11:58):
just get off.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Of this pool first.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I won't let you know. It's a prank phone call.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
What.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your coworker rose to
set you up. Oh my god, she said that you're
hiring for a reception at the office.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
You ever, God, wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,
we say, mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Just give us three minutes, and we'll give you every
single thing that you need to know for the day.
It's time for names was trending with more things you
need to know.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You do need to know about the army of tiny
nose robots that might be able to cure your next cold.
What what Yes, researchers in China have come up with
a new way to treat sinus infections. And UTI's oh yeah,
tiny little microscopic robots.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Real quick. I said, you did the nose infection, but
it was time drawn and I said it right after the.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Ut.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I I just want to let you know which thing
I deal with.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'll say yay for the utes, because oh my gosh,
that's painful. So the thing that's really great about this
is that it just goes up and handles all the
little business up there. Cool, and then the only the
little trick is the only way you can get them out.
At this moment, they're still experimenting, and we're still about
five years away from these swarms of micro robots going
into your No, it's like actual robots, yes, but they're
(13:29):
like microscopic robots. So, and they call them swarms. But
the only way you can get them out so far
is by sneezing or blowing your nose.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Cool, you can help your allergies as a lot with
my allergies and they're bad.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You can't just turn them off and they fall out.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh no, I don't know. Maybe they have to figure
that part out.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
No, because they're all the way up there. How do
you get them out?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This is not good.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They've been trying to figure out how to inject robots
into the body for a long time, secure things, to
get them into your bloodstream to work on things like.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, I mean if they can run the show good.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Where is this being tested in China? No, I think
it's kind of cool if it's actually something that could
like cure cancer and they send in the little robots
to get it out.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I mean, if there was a way to convince me
to put robots in my.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Body, they found a great way to do it. Because
my allegor bothering.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Me sign me up mine too, So I'm going to
put anything in my nose right now.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
WHOA, don't act like that would be the first time
you used robots.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, you know what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know what I want to. I want to do.
Is that? Have you seen the nasal thing where they
put a balloon?
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, and then they hit something and then it just
like basically bursts soap in your nasal cavity and everything
comes out your nose. It like goes through your ear
into your note and it comes out your nose.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
It's all attached.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah. I want to do that so bad.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I want to watch you do that. Yeah, I don't
want to do it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Does anybody offer that service?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, they put like a balloon through your ear and
then they hit something and then it just bow and
then a big the balloon comes out your nose like
blows open your whole nasal connected.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, call it wild do I.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Looked it up one time because I wanted to do it,
And you can get it done at a legit doctor's office.
But you know I'm bad at making appointments, right right right,
You've got a balloon handy, and you think you think
you have some nohow met me at the station outside.
I'll let you blow my.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Nose, man.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Just look at it.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
A YouTube video.
Speaker 13 (15:28):
I can't stop thinking about China's mind control program.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, well it's take it how you will I need
someone to control my mind. Honestly, I don't think i'd
mind that it's kind of everywhere all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I want to control control it, so.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Actively leave it out and someone.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Just grabs it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Jump Jump.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
And lastly, there is a new type of vacation that's
trending and it is called the cool cation. People don't
want to be hot, they want to be cool. So
that means people are packing up and going to forests
and lakes and mountains and they're skipping the beach.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
No, I want the beach.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
They're going to places like Iceland and Antarctica and Alaska.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I've always thought this is this and go to places
when it's not summer.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I meant to say, Alaska, you can't.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You can as of like just a few years ago,
you can go to Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh a few years ago. We talk to that girl.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, yeah you can't.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
So there's there's like these kind of cruise things that
you can jump on. You have to go through the
Drake's Pass, which is insane, but there is crated.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Anyway, it is not named the Kendrick Pass.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Kendrick Pass is the other option, which is flying.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's cool. I didn't know you could go there. I
want to go there.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, I literally looked it up the other day.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
You tore like twenty five grand Oh maybe maybe that's anybody.
Speaker 13 (16:57):
You're going to be the final continent, right, Like, so cool,
that's it. Why don't you wait till that's once in
a lifetime thing. That's Yeah, you spent more on your
truck than that you bill.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, trying to talk you into spending twenty five ago.
I think you would you come back?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Aren't going to be like, I can't believe I did that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I was always wanted to go to an article. Yeah, exactly.
Only people that go there are weird scientists. Yeah, do
weird things out there by themselves and the government with
their underground bases, and you need Yeah, I think you
get in to swim with penguins.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
I don't know if I swam with them, because you
might get eaten by other animals, sleep pengues.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh did those jumps? Yeah, I just punch them in
the nose.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
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Speaker 1 (17:53):
Lucy is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Josh.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Lucy, how long
has it been since you heard from Josh?
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Hey? Yeah, it's been about two weeks A.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Good amount of time.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
I feel like we had such a good vibe and connection.
I can't let this go.
Speaker 14 (18:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Did you try to get a hold of him in
that time? Oh?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
I definitely have.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Okay, when was the last time you reached out?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I actually reached out yesterday?
Speaker 11 (18:28):
That in the text. But yeah, I haven't heard anything
from them.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Well, okay, I know it sounds really wild, but it
honestly felt like it might be something from out of
a movie.
Speaker 15 (18:43):
That's how like magical it felt.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
We met in Vegas, and I don't know, we just
had a really great time. It felt like otherworldly. It was,
I don't know, it just felt like the universe kind
of put us together. And he made me laugh like
immediately it felt like disconnected to him, and we just
like we saw each other at the Latin Machines and
(19:09):
just had a great conversation and then he got my
number and we text NonStop, and when I got back home,
he actually asked me out on a real date. And
I didn't even let him finish the sentence, like I
was like, yes.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yes, so you guys live in the same city. How amazing.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I know.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
It really felt like it was meant to be.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 11 (19:33):
Yeah. So so we ended up going to this really
like vibe wine bar with fairy lights and and we
shared like a sarcutery board and like held hands the
whole time, and I don't know, like it really just
felt like we were falling in love. I know that
sounds crazy, but it was just it was amazing, okay.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
And he was feeling the same way you think, Oh
my goodness.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
Yeah, like I felt like we we were so connected,
we were like I don't know, it was just it
was it was awesome. He definitely was into me.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Okay, Well, then what happened, Like, was there anything off
at the end of the day or even during the date?
Speaker 11 (20:12):
I guess yeah, So I thought everything was going well,
and I felt really like I wanted to be open
and honest with him, and so towards the.
Speaker 16 (20:22):
End of the date, I told him that I'm technically married.
Oh yeah, but like I'm I'm really working on opening
things up with my husband.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And did you say opening things up with your husband? Yeah,
so like open relationship type thing.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Yeah. Yeah, like he already knows like I'm a free
spirit and he knows like I'm very open minded. I mean,
he loves who I am, and so I I you know,
I talked to him about it, and he, I don't know,
instead of listening and having a conversation, and he just
like felt very frantic and just left and yeah, so
(21:08):
like he grabbed his jacket. He didn't even finish his drink.
And I hadn't heard from instance.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
So so we know why you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
Yeah, well, I mean yes, but I don't know. I
just I felt like I was being really transparent and
I believe in honesty and obviously love and multiple kinds
of love.
Speaker 15 (21:27):
And he said he.
Speaker 11 (21:29):
Really liked emotionally intelligent women, and I don't know, I
thought that he would be at least willing to have
a conversation about it.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So, okay, that's what you wanted to have a conversation
about it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, okay, Well we'll play a song come back, and
then call him and see if that is, in fact
the reason that he's ghosting you, and try to get
you a second day if you still want one.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
Okay, okay, that would be amazing, thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up, next
first date follow up Howard by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com. If you're just joining us
for today's first date follow up. Lucy is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Josh.
We think we might know why, but we're not sure.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
(22:16):
tell us why he's ghostinger and get her a second date.
But first, Lucy, why don't you break down your situation
again real quick?
Speaker 15 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
So, I had a really great connection with Josh. We
went on a date and I was honest with him
and told him that I'm married, but i'd like to,
you know, have an open relationship. And I don't not
see this left, so I haven't heard from him since.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
All right, Well, are you ready to call him?
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (22:42):
Here, Well, hi.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Man, I speak to Josh. Please, Hey, Josh, how are you?
This is a radio show. It's called The j Show.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Hi Josh, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubl. What's up?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh? What's up? Guys?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Look, have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I have, but just been a minute and I don't
know what I'm doing on it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, we do a segment called the first Dight follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and then you ghost them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. So we got an email about you, Josh. Okay,
any idea who would email us.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
This?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Vanessa?
Speaker 12 (23:36):
Is it Vanessa?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's not Vanessa, it's Lucy. And that's Lucy. She's actually
on the phone and wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So Lucy, all.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Right, Vanessa.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
I know I freaked her up by telling you I'm married,
But are you going out with somebody else? Like we
really had like a connection?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Uh? Huh uh Okay, hold on, I'm still trying to
process saw this work? So you thought I ghosted you?
So you called a radio station to call me on
the on the air. Is that? What's that? What is
happening here right now?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
I I didn't know what else to do, so I
called the radio station, like you've been ghosting me, so
would I don't know what to do?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay, I'm gonna break this down in a way that
I hopefully you can understand. Lucy, you casually dropped that
you're married and you're planning to ask him for permission
to date me. So you're asking your husband, how do
you think this was gonna go? Like I I, yeah,
I do like you, but this is so messy. This
(24:53):
is not how I operate, I know.
Speaker 11 (24:56):
But I mean I was being reasally vulnerable with you.
I felt like, I don't know, I felt like we
reached this place and and like I was able to
open up to you in that way, and and that
I want you to be in my life. I feel
like something's really here between us, and I felt like
I could tell you the truth and we could like
kind of work through this.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, you see, I didn't sign up for at that.
I don't want that. I don't want that.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Okay, Like I don't not a threuple just me, Like
I'm okay, I would still be married, but I would
be monogamous with you, so.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You wouldn't be with your husband anymore. Is that what
you're saying to me?
Speaker 11 (25:37):
Okay, I well, I would be with him, but but
it would just be him and then you and nobody else.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's not monogamous with me? Do you understand what.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I know?
Speaker 11 (25:50):
But like, what if I just I feel like, okay,
what if I let you date whoever you want, but
then you're still my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, I'm going to refer back to the monogamous. Do
you even know what that word means? And this is
bothering me? Can you tell me what it means? If
you if you know what does it mean?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
No, no, no, tell me like, I don't know what
I mean. I don't know what it means, So can
you explain it to me? Just tell me what it is?
What does that mean word means?
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Yeah? I mean, I think it's going to take more
than like a conversation on the radio to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
No, no, no, no, I'm just telling you to tell
me one thing you dragged me on the radio. I
just want you to define one word.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
What's monogamous means?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What does it mean?
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The definition you got your phone to google it if
you don't know.
Speaker 11 (26:43):
Yeah, I mean I just feel like it's to me,
it's being with my husband and then and then you
with my boyfriend and then nobody else.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's great, Okay, thank you, that's that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So are dead too? In my world? Like, I don't
you know you can't just change the definition of a
word to suit your application. Do you understand that?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Would you at least.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
See while I can maybe like talk to me more
about this?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Like absolutely was at this point. I'm like fascinated with
what's going on in your mind. I'll never talk to
you from a romantic angle ever again, or that that's
that's not happening. That's that's but I want to know.
I want to know how crazy you are. I'm being honest.
I want to figure out what's going on in your head.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No, I don't know that that's not you, Josh. Would
you like another day with Lucy? Will pay for it?
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No?
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Like, okay, I get that you think I'm crazy. It's
a little unconventional, but I just felt like you would
maybe want to see like where our connection could go,
Like it might be worth you know, exploring a little
bit more.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well, you know, sometimes we think wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Okay, you did say we so.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That yeah, okay, yeah that's a hard No. There will
never be you and me we as long as you
have a husband.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Okay, okay, Well, Josh, I feel like it's really unfair
that you think I should leave my husband for you.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Escalated. Well, yeah, I don't think you're getting another date, Lucy,
but at least you got to talk to Josh.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
Yah. Yeah, well thanks, guys, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You'll figure it out, I'm sure, And Josh, thank you
for your time.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, I still don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, you will.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
First day Fallow my favorite trivia game at you versus Victoria?
Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game
of trivia for Jesse Murph tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria Brendan? Was that Brendan? Are
you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Well, how confident are are you that you're going to
win today?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I'll probably a ten out of ten?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Oh, you know, you could have at least had at nine,
So casual about it?
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna send Victoria. How common und
are you?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Victoria?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
And now I'm at like a too like dang, you
don't even give me one point?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
All Right, we're sending Victoria out of the studio, and
while she's leaving, Brendan, here we go. Here's how the
game is played. He got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, already,
all right, all right, Brendan, your time starts. Now.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
What animal is known for having the strongest bite force
relative to its size?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I'm tiger.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
What do you call the science of classifying living things? Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Skip?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
What is the tallest type of grass in the world?
Speaker 17 (29:56):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Who is the Egyptian queen known for her alliances with
Julius Caesar and Mark Antony?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
What's the process of animals shedding their outer layer of
skin or shell called?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Skip?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled and putting your headphones on and stuff, Brendan,
here's a question for you. If you were a ghost,
but only haunted vending machines, what would you whisper when
somebody bought funions.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So specifically your nips know good.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Works. These fundians do have a scent that you know,
stays on people. They do, Victoria, if you were a
ghost and only haunted vending machines, what would you whisper
to somebody when they bought Funians?
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Funions like.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Those taste yummy?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I couldn't the putting my headphones in whenever he said
his so I couldn't hear what that was?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Something much funnier y Brendan reaction.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I would whisper they bought finance. I would do like
peanut m and ms.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh do you whisper if they bought penut and min
m's umm.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Whoo peanuts in there taste yummy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, yeah, I encouraging them, Yeah, it's yeah, cheering them
on for their snackers.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
I mean, yeah, may we got here, people on?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
You know?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
passed and you have to beat Brendan outright to win,
and Brendan, you can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
What animal is known for having the strongest bite for
us relative to its size? Bro what uh shark? What
do you call the science of classifying living things?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Living? What is the tallest type of grass in the world?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Tall grass? I don't know. Who was the Egyptian queen
known for her alliances with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Mark Anthony's a singer jl.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
What's the process of animals shedding their outer layer of
skin or shell called?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
I know this, I know this?
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Snakes do it? Is it skinny?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
No? It's not.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
That's bad. That's different. That's different.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
It's shedding.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, all right, got that and sort of set it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard. Producer bread.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Victoria starts saying things Waller questions being asked. You know
she didn't hear it. All right, Victoria got zero correct
and Brendan also got zero correct.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Brendan, Congratulations, it's a victory for you. Get confidence, man,
It's key. Ty goes to you. You got Jesse Murf tickets.
Just we're playing to.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Okay, okay, how do I claim mose?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
We'll tell you in just a second after the game,
which on hold and talk to Richard, who's waiting to
pick up your phone call. It sounds like an infomercial.
Richard is waiting to pick up your phone call and
tell you all about Jesse Murth tickets in just a second.
But let's get the Hans in now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
The animal known for having the strongest bite force relative
to its size is the Tasmanian devil. Science of classifying
living things is taxonomy.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
The tallest type of grass in the world is bamboo.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
The Egyptian queen known for her alliances with Julius Caesar
and Mark Antony is Cleopatra and the knee. It's and tunny,
different person, different Oh. The process of animals shedding their
outer layer of skinner's shell is called malting.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
No it's not. It's called shedding.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I said animals shedding. They shed their skin. But shedding
is in the question, so that can't be the answer.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Some animals shedding their own outer layer.
Speaker 14 (33:53):
Know that far.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
I think listening.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hey, Brendan appreciates you man. Have a have a great
day and thank you for playing. All right, and now
I'll send you over to Richard, who's excited to take
Psychytoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember
if you want to play just dm us at the
Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
The Jubile Show. Heather is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater and she suspects that her boyfriend
Josh of five years might be messing around. So talked
to her and then call him and see if we
can catch him. But first, Heather, I'm sorry that you
think you're cheating. What's going on?
Speaker 12 (34:35):
Yeah, like you said, like, we've been together for five years.
We met at a trivia night at a bar. I
haven't like stopped arguing.
Speaker 14 (34:44):
He's pretty much an encyclopedia at like movie trivia and
weird conspiracy theories, things like creepy things. He doesn't really
like believe half of them, but it's just funny what
other people believe.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
But yeah, we moved in together about a year ago.
Things had been really cool. He's an awesome boyfriend.
Speaker 14 (35:02):
He's a bit dorky, but he knows what he's doing
and it treats me like a princess.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
So I'm good.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What do you mean dorky.
Speaker 14 (35:10):
I don't know, Like he plays video games and he's
been going to his friend's house a lot, and yeah,
it wasn't a big deal, but it's just kind of
getting weird. It's just it's getting more and more frequent,
like going to his friend's house and playing the video.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Games and stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
So he wasn't doing that before.
Speaker 14 (35:26):
No, And I know, like he goes over there any drinks,
so like sometimes he'll stay the night there, which that's good,
but now it's like every weekend, like every free time
he gets like he's going over there.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Is there anything else that's going on that makes it
feel weird other than he's spending every weekend away from
you with his friend.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
No, just just going over there a lot.
Speaker 14 (35:50):
But I did get suspicious, so I may or may
not have opened a credit card bill, okay, And I
saw some weird charges.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
The hotel and that's what set me off being weirded out.
And I looked at the.
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Dates of like the hotel charges, and it's dates that
he was supposed to be at his friend's house, like
weekends he was over there, So I think he might
be lying that.
Speaker 12 (36:22):
He's really not there.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Well, yeah, you're seeing charges that's saying he's somewhere else.
He is lying about where he is. Did you say
anything to him about it? Did you ask him any questions?
Speaker 9 (36:32):
No?
Speaker 14 (36:32):
Not yet.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Do you feel like there's anybody that he could be
spending time with. I don't know.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
I mean, like, Matt married, so he's got his wife,
But is.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
That the guy that he plays video games with?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah? Yeah, it's been Okay, Well I would be kind
of unsettled and I would want to know what was
going on too.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Are you close with Matt or the wife? Buy a chance,
like could you ask them, like, hey, it's my husband,
like early over there?
Speaker 12 (36:59):
They probably for him, They probably would they I just
know them since him, they were his friends.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Okay, well we'll try to figure it out. We'll play
a song come Back, and you already told us what
grocery store he's a rewards card member at, So we'll
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department
to anybody that they want, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay,
thanks play son, come back and get your to catch
a cheeter.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Heather is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of five years named Josh might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department
to anybody that they want, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to Heather, his girlfriend, or to somebody else.
(37:52):
But before we do that, Heather, why do you refresh
our memory about your situation?
Speaker 14 (37:56):
Yeah, boyfriend Josh says he's going to his friend's house
play video games.
Speaker 12 (38:02):
But it's gotten more frequent and it's like all the
time now.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
And I got curious and saw receipts from a hotel
on a credit card bill and it wasn't from.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Me, And it's every night that he's been going over
there recently, or supposedly going over there.
Speaker 12 (38:18):
Yep, A lot of the dates matched up.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Okay, you're ready for us to call him?
Speaker 12 (38:23):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Hey, this is Corby calling from So I was looking
for a Rewards Card member named Josh.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Oh yeah, that's me, Josh.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah, we're clapping for you here.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Congratulations.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
Well thank you? What did I win?
Speaker 15 (38:53):
Then?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You actually have won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
send to anybody that you want. I don't know if
you know, but every single month we choose one Rewards
Card member at random. We get free flowers delivered from
our floor department. And that's you, and thank you very
much for your business.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Oh that's awesome. Wait is this free or do I
got paid for something?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
No, it's no charge. Is absolutely free. It's our way
of saying thank you very much for shopping with us
and being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Well that's great, all right, cool?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
How works is this? You can just need to get
some information from you and we can put in the
order right away. I can do it over the phone
in just a couple of minutes.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Yeah, I know who I want to send it to.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
All right, great. The first thing I would need to
be the first and the last name of the lucky
person who gets the flowers Sadie. Okay, got it. We
need you want to put anything on a card to Sadie.
Speaker 18 (39:42):
Yeah, you can say thanks for being so fun and
flexible and I can't wait till next weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That sounds like a good time. Okay, I've got that,
And now all I need to do is let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
What.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Oh yeah, and we do a segment call to Catch
a Cheater, where if your significant other things you might
be cheating, they try to see who you'll send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Heather is on the phone cheating, Matt.
Speaker 12 (40:12):
Are you kidding me? What the joss? You're sending him
the kadi? Are you kidding me? That's where you've been
doing every weekend. When you say you're just playing your.
Speaker 14 (40:20):
Stupid video games? Well, I mean, is he even over
there when you've been is he even really there? Like
you're having some weird threesome or something. Lady flexible, I
appreciate you being so flexible.
Speaker 12 (40:33):
Are you kidding me? She is Matt's wife. Oh yeah,
the guy he's supposed to be going over there playing
video games. Yeah, that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
What are you doing, Josh, I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 8 (40:47):
I mean, I wish I could explain this right here.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
So what do you what do you mean so flexible?
Speaker 14 (40:52):
So like every time you've been supposed to be going
over there, there's charges for this hotel room. Now I
know what you're doing there, are being flexible in a
hotel room with you.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
This isn't what it's supposed to be, like.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (41:07):
I'm you know, I'm trying to explain that she doesn't
really know what this is. Can I explain?
Speaker 9 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (41:14):
Please do well?
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Man, and I can't finish this mission and we're up
very late.
Speaker 18 (41:22):
So I offered Sadie last couple weekends ago the hotel room,
and I've gotten her hotel room the last few because
we can't finish this this mission on this video game
that's driving us nuts. And that that's what I mean
by flexible. She's, you know, leaving her own home. So
Matt and I can finish this mission. That's completely leghit, Heather,
(41:48):
How do you even know about the hotel room?
Speaker 12 (41:51):
I saw the credit card statement. Even if ask me, no,
you just you've been going over there.
Speaker 10 (41:59):
Like so much.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
And so when that statement came and I just was
looking over other stuff, and then I saw a hotel
and I started breaking out because it was like the
same days that you've been going over there, and you didn't.
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Think they just ask me. Your first thought was to
call a radio station.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
I mean, Josh, to be fair, it's kind of sketchy
to know that your man's not home and then you
find charges to a hotel. What are you supposed to think?
The first thing you're thinking is that you're getting a
hotel for somebody's wife, like because you're playing.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Video games all night.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
That's not where my brain goes. Are you okay, Heather?
Do you believe this?
Speaker 12 (42:35):
Honestly? They are big enough nerds that, I mean, I
would believe it.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
But I am going to talk to Sadie father absolutely
even talk to Sadie. I have nothing to add. I
love you. I'd never cheated on you. You've got a
big relationship. Well, if we could just like storm this castle.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'd be fine.
Speaker 8 (42:55):
I just need to get to this castle, baby.
Speaker 12 (42:58):
You know, Okay, I mean I hope you do.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
I support your efforts in trying to storm the castle,
but like, maybe breach my castle walls every now and then.
Speaker 8 (43:13):
Definitely maybe even later tonight.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Okay the jewel shows to catch a cheeter.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh my goodness, did you realize it just takes three
minutes to get everything you need to know for the day. Yeah,
right now, it's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
If you've been having trouble sleeping, it might be because
of what you keep next to your bed. God to
appreciate the fang shui experts, because they're coming through telling
us about the four things that we should never have
by our bed to make sure that we sleep right.
It's actually very interesting. One of them is sharp metal
objects like scissors or clippers or something, because it can
pierce your energy shield, which affects your sleep. A trash
(43:50):
can because that holds murky energy, so you don't want
any crumpled up paper or anything near it that breathes negativity.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Medications and medical records, even if you have them next
to your bed in a drawer, which I definitely do
affects your mood and mental state. And then lastly, this
one's strange is fresh flowers, but only if you're in
a relationship. If you're single, it's fine because if you're
married and invites third party involvement in.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
So does that mean if I'm single, adding flowers invite
to my bed?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
What invite?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Invite? Anyg Maybe get some flowers next to your bed, girl,
I gotta do the same thing if it makes it
to mean.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
At this point, I'm like, I don't care what comes,
Like anything can come in.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
You know what's funny is I was keeping a pair
of scissors next to my bed, and it was kind
of a spiritual thing, like I was trying to envision
cutting ties with somebody that I really wanted to like
get out of my brain and stuff. So I had
these scissors and I would just sit there and I'd
close my eyes and I would like grow.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
In the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
So I've been sleeping next to these scissors for the
past couple I'm gonna just wipe.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Oh that you would your eyes?
Speaker 9 (45:00):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (45:00):
Scared?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Yeah, hey, you know what it's working. I'm cutting our energy.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I hope you were like laughing.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I think the first time I did it, I was crying,
but after that I was okay.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
If your mom or dad like walked into your room,
my roommates, yeah, while you were just doing it that
they'd be like, oh my gosh, what's wrong with our daughter.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
I had a candlelight, I'm holding a crystal come snipping
my scissors. I'm telling you guys the truth. It might
sound absolutely psycho, but I feel so much better.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Help you know, I think they did too.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I'm all for it. Thank you, JEBWL validate me the.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
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Speaker 4 (45:50):
All right, moving on. You probably heard of the term
sleep divorce, but how about screen divorce. Screen divorces are trending.
It's basically exactly what you think it is, watching your
shows at the same time but separately.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Like it, so if you're married, but you watch the
same show but in different room, different shows.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Different shows, but in the same room. So if you
have your headphones on and you're watching on maybe your
iPad or something, and somebody's on a TV, or if
you're so bold, is to have two televisions in your room.
You just each have your own headphones. I don't really know,
but the whole move is screen divorce. You don't fight
over it.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
Do that with my dad and my dad and my
stepmom's house because they want everyone. They get mad if
you're in your room for too long, and so they
make everyone come out to the living room. But I
don't want to watch what they're watching, So then I'll
have my iPad and author That's what my daughter does.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 13 (46:40):
Yeah, she's just I'll be like, I want to watch this.
She's like, I don't want to watch that, but you
can watch that. And it's just it starts watching minecraft videos.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Screen divorce is an effective way to spend time with
your loved ones.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Like if you don't feel like watching a rom com
and you want to watch I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Oh yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 13 (46:59):
Though sometimes I'm something she goes boring, But you can
watch that, hear me, You can watch it.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
See, I think some spouses probably do the same thing.
Why I have to get the headphones on and watch
another show.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
That's right. Screen divorce. It's a new move, and that
is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do,
sweet what is it?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's very dirty?
Speaker 15 (47:32):
So I recently was on a business trip and Okay,
I'm like, how do I even tell you this? Okay,
I hooked up with two co workers at the same time.
Not at the same time, no, like different nights one
after the other. But yeah, yeah, and that's not even
(47:53):
the big I'm pregnant.
Speaker 8 (47:56):
Oh that.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Guessing it's one of the coworkers, Yes.
Speaker 15 (48:04):
But I am not yet sure which one.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
How long are you supposed to wait before you can
do that testing?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
But how do you get what are you supposed to get?
Speaker 5 (48:12):
Like pieces of their hair?
Speaker 11 (48:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
But I think you have to wait until, like you
have the baby before you can do that, right or right?
Speaker 15 (48:19):
Yeah? I don't know how I'm gonna like, I have
no idea, but it's so good to talk about it.
So thank you for letting me get this, because sure
it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
They're going to figure it out though. When she starts
showing up at work with you, what do you.
Speaker 15 (48:34):
Plan to tell them that, hey, one of y'all's Yes,
I'm going to tell them. I'm still kind of like
still processing it.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh my gosh, please bring them both to the same
like meeting.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, it goes. We're both to a conference room and
be like, Okay, so I've got this chart here, this
is who can most likely be. But I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I thought I was ovulating this day.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
But are you worried about your job though? Like, can
you get in trouble for that?
Speaker 9 (49:00):
I don't think so, because we're like, we're on the
same level.
Speaker 15 (49:02):
It's not like one of my boss or anything. Yeah,
so I think it's I'm not worried about that part,
just mainly worried about the awkwardness of them knowing that
I hooked up with them both in the same weekend,
and so it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Wow's brothers. Yeah, yeah, well it could be a whole party.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Good luck and congratulations. Yeah, congrats.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
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