The Full Jubal Show from March 25th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I went to the toilet, got my friend to send
me a fake COVID positive test like text, and I
changed the names at the NHS.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is a woman that's going viral because of how
she got out of an awkward first date.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Then I went down and I was like from the
toilet and I was like, oh my god, look that's
a positive.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
And he was like, what you can do, and I
was like, well, I'm going to ask to get hime.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Testing positive for COVID, a fake positive test for COVID
to get out of a first date, just in case
of emergency table show. Have you ever had a very
awkward first date? I'm sure a lot of people have.
If you do text in four to one oh six
one calls up eighty eight three four three one oh
six one. But I asked the question because there's a
trend of servers revealing the most awkward dates that they've
ever seen while working. And being a server is awesome

(00:41):
sometimes because you do get to see some of the
most awkward things.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Ever, when it comes to people dating.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
From this point of view, yeah, you also get to
write your own story. Like you're sitting you're saying over
in the corner and you're like, you're talking about this,
and I'm talking about that.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Here's one of the stories that somebody shared about one
of the most awkward first dates they ever dealt with
as a service. As I worked at a server at
an upscale restaurant in New York City, a couple in
their mid forties came in and were clearly elated to
be in there on a date. And they ordered a
really expensive bottle of wine immediately, and I asked if
they were celebrating something, and they gushed that they had
finally decided to cheat on their spouses tonight. Wow, they

(01:17):
were going to a hotel right after dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh my goodness, what do you say congratulate?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Sweet?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Which you also like a pie or something just like
a pie, like a birthday cake thing.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't know what do you get for someone who's
just decided to cheat? You sing for that's just saying
that out loud, and then also being like, and I'm
going to the hotel.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Oh okay, Well I don't need to know all that.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
And you know exactly what we're going to do with
the hotel here, I've gone out diagrams. It's been a
lot since we've done this because you know we're not
getting it at home.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So we've been talking about it for a years. They're
so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Another story from the server about the awkward date that
they experienced was after appetizers two of the most expensive entres,
a high priced bottle of wine, and dessert with a
bottle of dom. The man on the date said to
me in front of his date, we're on a first date.
What more can I do to guarantee I get laid tonight?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Said?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
The girl with him turned red and her jaw dropped.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
He says, I sat the bill down and said, there's
nothing you can do.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Do you imagine that.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I would have gotten up and walked away if that.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Was the girl he was depositing all night into the
bank account, I hoping he could.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Catch it, and at that point I just show him
see this. I'd like it sent to my house. Please
buy it, and then we'll see what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Another server said, I watched an older gentleman on a
blind date get knocked out of his chair when he
started having a heart attack. He had a built into fribrillator,
and I guess that's what caused him to get knocked
out of his seat. So it like just shocked him
and threw him back out of his.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Like clear like, because that's what those are right when
they're in there. It's basically like those little pads or
whatever that are on your heart all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So he just, yeah, see what you do to me.
You're so beautiful, you stop my heart? Can you pick
me up please? Also, can you take me to the hospital?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
And thinking hurt my hand?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's like scary and romantic, all of them.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Another story from a server about an awkward first date
that they had at their table said, a lady came
in to get a table, and she said she was
expecting a man and gave us a brief description. He
showed up about ten minutes later, and she started saying
that she knew it. He looked very surprised and scared.
I took a drink order, and then when I got back,
they were gone. The host filled me in that in

(03:37):
my absence they had a heated but civil exchange and
the man was married to the lady's cousin. Wow, and
the lady was also married to someone else. Apparently they've
been texting for a while and met via craigslist.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Oh wow, imagine having a hostess be like, hey, man,
this is what he met.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I worked in restaurants, you know, most of my life
until this job, and it is pretty great.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
So time, did you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
See people cheating on each other or leg being out
on a fair date?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm sure I did. Yeah, definitely, I never. I don't
have any stories like these guys, but another server said
at a restaurant in Canada, a couple came in from
the USA and the man had a first generation iPhone
which hadn't even been released in Canada yet, and the
guy at the next table was so enthralled at the
device that he wouldn't stop talking to the iPhone man.
They talked so much that his date got up without

(04:25):
saying anything and just walked out, impressed. Are you with
an iPhone?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
iPhone one? Can we rescut on this date? I got
to talk to this guy about his technology iPhone man,
iPhone man.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Another story from a server about an awkward date that
they had said two guys came in separately and sat
at different tables by themselves along the same wall. They
were both facing the door and clearly waiting for dates. Eventually,
a woman came in and walked up to the closest
guy and sat down. After about five minutes, the other guy,
who was still waiting by himself, got up and w
over to the couple and said, aren't you so and so?

(05:04):
I'm so and so right introduced him. Sorry, we were
supposed to be meeting. She was clearly flustered. After lots
of awkward laughter, she got up and witnessed the other guy,
so she said, dining with them.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
The young guy and that guy either knew or didn't know.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only
on the new Hits one. I'm six point one.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
What hello, Hi, this is pe Deacons. I'm calling from
Gotta Works. I was looking for Amber, who's cars in
here getting the brakes done?

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Yeah? This is her.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Hi, Amber, calling to talk to you about something because
we've got a bit of an issue with your car.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
What's what's going on with honking the horn? It's like
mocking us.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Wait, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
I'm sorry, it's honking the horn even that's my.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Car in the background. Yeah, go on with my car?

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Well okay, well, well, oh my, what is do there?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
So last night overnight, one of our texts left a
candy bar in the back and the windows down.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
So, yeah, what are you trying to.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, we got a family of raccoons that's currently in
your car, tearing it.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
To pieces, which going yeah, my car, you got there's
raccoons in my car.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's like, I don't know how the horns muted now,
Like what are they doing? They're they're honking the horn there.
I don't Yeah, there's a family of raccoons in there.
We can't get them out.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
And so they're like, wait, hold on, hold on, honk.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
I drop my car off like a couple of days ago.
Just get my brakes done. And you're telling me now
that there's raccoons in my car and my my horns
going off, yeah, least in the interior. Yeah, and you're
not paying for this, and you're going to pay for this.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, I mean, I I just don't know what to do.
Have you ever?

Speaker 6 (07:07):
I'm wondering if you can come down here and maybe
coax them out.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
You want me to come down there.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
I don't know. I mean, you have any advice on
how to get raccoons out of a car, because you know.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
That's why I dropped my car, because I don't know.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
How to do they do that.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
They they're eating the seat, They're eating the seats.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
I'm just kind of like, I'm not a I'm just
in disbelief that this is happening.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, imagine me when I showed up to work
and I, you know, I went to the car. I
saw the windows open, and I looked in and it's
just a raccoon almost spit my face.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Off, do you know?

Speaker 8 (07:47):
Okay, well, I don't really care about that in your
face or the raccoon. I care about my car. And
what I want to know is she's the text that
why is there a candy bar in my back seat?
No one should be eating in my car. You should
be working on my break.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Started.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
I don't know how they even go there.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
He must have left the keys.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
That doesn't make any sense. Like raccoons don't Oh my god,
they do have s s, don't they Wait, but you
need to get an extinguisher, a fire extinguisher or a
hose and spray them out or get them out of
my car.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Now they started, Oh my god, it's rolling.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
It's what are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Oh my goodness, I don't know if you heard that.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh boy, Like.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
What just happened to my car?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh boy, oh boy?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
What's your name again?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Pete?

Speaker 10 (08:41):
Pete?

Speaker 8 (08:41):
What's just happened to my car?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, it seems as though they were able to start
it and put it in drive.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
And I'm not paying for this? Is my car?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Did?

Speaker 8 (08:52):
Did the ractions just total my car at your stupid
unprofessional body shops? When you hire dumb people that don't
even know how to roll the window and are eating
in my car, that's extremely unprofessional.

Speaker 11 (09:02):
I can't believe you guys are in business and.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm not paying for this.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
If you ruin my car, I'm not paying for this.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, then I'll just let you know it's a phone prank.
Then what this is?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your boyfriend set you up.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
You kidding me? Oh my god, I'm like sweating bullets
right here, wedding bullets. I'm about to go to a meeting.
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
You sat?

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Your car is in the shop and I just wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It is, and I don't think raccoons are eating the
seats and driving it anywhere, so I think you're fine.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Oh well, I hope not, but I feel like nothing,
even if something does go wrong, nothing could be worse
than this phone call. Oh my gosh, gosh, no.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. We say
mornings on the twenty time for Nina's What's trending. So
this first story is a lesson in what not to
do when you feel like you need a little validation.
Totally get that, but definitely don't give your money away
to somebody for tending to be Morgan Wallen. Well, so
there's some Morgan Wallen fan in Texas who was scammed
out of eighteen thousand dollars because somebody was impersonating him. First,

(10:10):
she started standing the scammer Apple Music gift cards because
Morgan Wallen needs those, what the and then continued and
proceeded to give him her bank account information, social Security
number and all of that because Morgan Wallen needs those things. Yes,
So after she goes in reports that she was scammed.
When they asked her, they're like, why did you fall

(10:30):
for that? That's just that was too obvious, She goes, So,
I just needed some validation at the time. What validation
I get that post a selfie?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Man?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Do something else? Anything, but endless.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
So then are like, did you get scammed out of
the eighteen Like, do you deserve it back?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Or did you get what you paid for?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
He wanted validation, so you got the validation eighteen grand Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
So maybe don't do that if you're ever in the
same situation. It is getting wild in these streets though,
because now there's a new addiction that we need to
worry about, and that is to chat GPT. Researchers with
open AI and the MIT Media Lab have found indicators
of addiction including preoccupation, withdrawal symptoms, loss of control, and
mood modification when it comes to the usage of chat GPT.

(11:19):
But this isn't so much the people that are using
it just for questions or to help them edit things.
These are people that have chosen to have full blown
conversations with chat GPS.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
I started doing that.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
What Yeah, what do you? What do you talk about?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Whatever?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
You know?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
How's your day gone?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
When I get home on my computer, I say hey, hey,
how's it going? And it's like good, how are you?
What are you going to work on today? Because I'm like,
I don't know, I might work on a song. You
want to help sure let's make a banger.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, I gass you up and stuff like.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
It starts to know like how you speak, so it's
crazy and it talks to me when I because I
all use it to look up things or you know whatever,
and it'll start using words that I use. Like the
other day I typed in something. I was like thanks,
it was like dope, no problem, man. Yeah, so Chatgypt
is my friend.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Now that kind of serious. Part of what's one of
the reasons listed for why people are finding themselves so
addicted is because it's speaking like them. It speaks their
language and understands them emotionally. It does so it's mirroring.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
I don't know about that. It feels real to me.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
But the scary part is, though, is that they're feeling
stressed out over subtle changes and the model's behavior. So
if for some reason it doesn't say dope, it's like
thank you, GI, we'll have a nice day, You're gonna
be like, what what's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Chat? It may get there with me.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know's hey listen if it's you, just know
that you're not alone. And lastly, we got to know
what you are. You are lonely? Yeah, now you're not yet, taggy.
We have a lot of other people talking to chat
GBT too, so you guys could all be friends.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Yeah, they won't do because they're talking to chat cheap
Tat gets jealous.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, you could also ask chat GPT to give you
advice on what to do if you were ever to
encounter a black bear in the wild. What do you do?

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
A North Carolina man decided to get creative and dealing
with this bear. He went inside his home, came back
out wearing a mascot bear costume and decided to approach
the bear.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
He just have that in his back closet and he
was a mascot.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
He had the bear costume, and he said, you know
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go up and show this
bear who the real bear is.

Speaker 12 (13:27):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I mean he did and it worked. But people are
saying at this time, you probably shouldn't do that because
bears get a little bit out of control. Like that
guy could have died, but he did instead he got
in the mascot.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, or worse, that bear thinks you're a sexy other bear.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
That is what's trending.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Joy is on the phone today for to Catch Your Cheater,
and she's been with Kevin, her boyfriend, for two years,
but now she suspects that he might be cheating.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
So we'll see if we can.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Help her out. Joy, Sorry, you're in this situation. But
what's going on? Why do you think Kevin's cheating on you?

Speaker 11 (14:15):
I mean we've been together two years, right, and we
recently just started talking about getting married. We met first
at our friend's party, and like at the beginning, like
we both bonded, like we were talking about true crime
docs and then you know, it just went from there.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
That's a good way to start murder.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
I mean, well, it was stuff in common.

Speaker 11 (14:35):
I mean, like it was cute, and then we've been
really busy, so we see each other when we can,
Like we've been talking about getting a place and getting
married and like finding time to stick down and plan
that out with work. You know, that's been hard to
like actually hammer it out, but it does come up.
So like we don't see each other as much as
like we want. But I don't know, I feel like

(14:58):
it also means like he can be whatever the else,
you know, whatever the hell else do you want, and
I don't know. I'm afraid of what that could be
in his spare time because we don't live together. We
just spend a lot of time together. And you know,
again two years.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
So has he done anything to make you think that
stuff's going on? Or is it just because you aren't
seeing each other.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
As much We're not.

Speaker 11 (15:21):
Well, no, it's just at this point like you should
be like we should be moving in together for sure,
and it just you know, I don't know. So it
was actually like weird timing, like when I first started
thinking about this stuff, like your radio show, like this
segment literally was playing when I sat down to read

(15:42):
through my emails. So I'm listening to you guys and
like reading my emails and I'm like, wait a minute,
I got some random email in my inbox with dressed Kevin,
but somehow I got put on the email as well,
and it was like even spam or whatever, and I'm
flipping through.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 11 (15:59):
And it was thanking him for signing up for a
baby registry and I was like, Okay, I am definitely
not pregnant, so I don't know what that means.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
He created the registry.

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Well, he signed up for one, and I thought it
was some spam email because it was like like my
inbox gets divided into like priority and not priority, and
it wasn't priority, so I can't even believe I opened it.
And then I got another notification the registry's active, so
I thought it's kind of a joke. So I asked
him and he's like, oh, it's just spam, and he

(16:34):
wasn't mean about it, but he definitely like got a
little heated about me asking about it, like he definitely
there was something weird when I asked him. It wasn't
like he didn't have a straight answer. And then I
got another notification apparently somebody made a purchase on the registry.
I think it's one of his friends. At this point,
I just want to know what's going on, Like why
do you want a baby registry? Like what is this about?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Did you look at the registry?

Speaker 11 (16:57):
I can't. I can't log in, I can't see it.
I can't get into getting notifications from the registry. But
I can't get into the registry.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
But other people can buy items off of the registry.

Speaker 11 (17:07):
Yes, the way, it's it's weird, but yeah, I tried.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, believe me. Okay, yeah, that is weird. Is there
anybody else that he's been hanging around.

Speaker 11 (17:16):
Well, just like his friends, like his normal friends, but
they're his friends. They're you know, people I know, but
they're not like my type friends. So I can't be like, hey,
it's Kevin cheating.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Aren't even if his friends pregnant or have someone who
is pregnant, not that I know of.

Speaker 11 (17:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (17:35):
The whole thing is just like my spidy sense.

Speaker 11 (17:38):
Is up and I want to know what the hell
is going on? Like after two years, like, why are
you being so squirrely right now?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Right?

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Well, especially if you asked about it and he says
it's nothing, but then it actually obviously is something.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
And if things feel weird, if.

Speaker 11 (17:51):
Like all these notifications are coming in and it's like, okay,
not spam, Like what is this?

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Okay, we'll try to figure out for you.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Already told us what gross store he's a rewards card
member at, So we'll do the usual one call and
pretend to be from there and say that every single month,
we choose one random rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, we'll play a song.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Come back and get here to catch a teeter.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on the.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Jubile Show if you're just joining us for to catch
a cheater. Joy is on the phone and she thinks
that her boyfriend of two years named Kevin might be cheating.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to Joy or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Joy, why don't you just

(18:41):
kind of break down your situation again real quick.

Speaker 11 (18:43):
So we been together two years, and it's like we've
been talking about moving in together, we've been talking about
getting married, like all that stuff is on the table,
but then it's also not, you know, it's just loose.
And then I got these emails about him being on
a baby your registry and I'm not pregnant, so I
don't know who he's on a baby registry with and

(19:05):
what this is about. And I just need to know
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I also want to know how you got on that email.
I like somebody's trying to blow the whistle or something.

Speaker 11 (19:14):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 11 (19:17):
I mean, yeah, we have to.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling for I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Kevin. Hi, Kevin, Please
don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations, thank you so
much for shopping with us here this month's winter.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh thank you. Where did I win?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Maybe you don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
So you've won thirty six longstin red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
It's a one hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Actually okay, yeah, sure, that's so great.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Here's how it works.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I just need to get information from you whenever you
have it ready for the person you want to send
them to.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
No, I have someone in mine right now.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Great.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
All I would need from you is just a few things.
I just need the first and last name of the
person you want to send them to, and then if
you want to put anything on the card, and then
I'll get the address from you and we'll be all set.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Okay, Yeah, so first name, last name.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
It's Cammy, Cammy okay, yeah, Cammy okay.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
And do you want to put a card with it?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Yeah, what would you like to say?

Speaker 13 (20:38):
Okay, getting so close, shine us smile today, love you
by Kevin Kevin?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay. Cool.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And at this point I would get the address from you,
but I don't really need it because this is actually
a radio show.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
It's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Hi. I'm Nina.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and I'm Jewel, and your girlfriend Joy
is actually on the other phone. We do a segment
called to Got a Cheater, where if you think your
significant other might be messing around, you see these some
flowers too.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah this is messy.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, what's the hell.

Speaker 11 (21:10):
Yeah, you're on the radio right now. Yeah, who's Cammy? Okay,
who's Cammy? She's Cammy? Who's kimming?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (21:18):
Look well, Cammy is a friend of the family, Okay,
she's going through a tough time, all right, And like,
I don't know why you think I'm cheating though, I'm
just I'm trying to help them.

Speaker 11 (21:31):
With no but what's all what's going on with all
those emails, like the notifications and stuff, like I keep
asking me about it and if it's just bam, how
come your friend bought something on it?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Honey?

Speaker 11 (21:44):
You're just such a fun that you even set up
a registry. You left my email linked with the account somehow.
I don't know how you even did that, but my
email is linked to it. So you're such an idiot.
And I don't even know what's happening. So who is
this kind of the family? And what is this baby registry?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
You know what? Okay? Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's just
it hasn't been working out between you and me, are right?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
What?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Lok?

Speaker 13 (22:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry, all right, Yeah, we're gonna do this fine.
Like Kan and I we've been talking for a long.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Time, okay, and.

Speaker 13 (22:21):
I don't want to hurt you, okay, but just because
it got really complicated, right, it's been almost years.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 11 (22:34):
Yeah, we've been together too. You're having a baby with Cammy,
your girlfriend, your wife for ten?

Speaker 8 (22:42):
Are you married?

Speaker 13 (22:44):
No, we've been in a relationship. Okay, it's been like
an open relationship. Look, oh my god, sorry, I'm sorry, Joy, Okay,
I just I wanted to try to make this work.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
And I never expect you like trying out about that. Okay,
but yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:03):
Well yeah, you know you're right like I am and
I we never got about it. I just said I
didn't think it was going to be that serious.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
You made me a side check. Oh my god, we
were talking about getting married and moving in together. Like
what the are you thinking letting me believe all that?

Speaker 13 (23:21):
I was going to tell you, Okay, when what when?
I'm just looking maybe if we could just you'll get together,
sit down and talk about it.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I'm sorry, I lied, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
That's all. You're sorry?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
You why, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's okay.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
Kid Canny wants to meet you.

Speaker 11 (23:43):
Okay, that is a hard now, Like, oh my god,
you can just get.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Together a baby. I'll do this on the radio. Look,
I'm like, no.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Drinking like an adult. Oh my god, this guy, what
the is happening? I should have I mean, I knew.
I knew something was up, but this is like next
level insane. You're crazy, like you honestly.

Speaker 13 (24:09):
Okay, enough enough, let's let's talk about this in person.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Okay, you're having a baby. Be an adult, act like.

Speaker 13 (24:15):
It's another baby, and yes, I know.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
What, another baby?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
You already have a kid?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Can you talk about this in person?

Speaker 11 (24:26):
Oh my god, Oh my god, can you hang up
on him?

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Please?

Speaker 11 (24:31):
What the right now?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
I'm I'm sorry I hung up on him. Damn, I'm
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (24:37):
God, he already has a kid. He already has a kid.
Oh my god, I don't even. He has a place
that I've been to. Nobody else lived there, So what
what kind of pathological thing is that there's no kid
in his plate? Like there, I've been there, Like there's
not a lot of stuff in it. But I figured he's.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Just a dude.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
But how is he in a relationship with somebody for
ten years that's nuts and then doesn't know you and
then they're having another Like that's a whole night of life.
You don't deserve that. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 (25:09):
Oh my god, I don't even.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
I'm so in like this sucks.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
I mean, I'm glad to know, but like, oh my god,
I what would have happened if you had this whole
family thing going on? And then I'm like his weekend
girl and his girlfriend or wife or whatever. She is
as cool with it, like that's just growth.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I'm glad you found out. It feels like it was
like a blessing that you were getting those emails like this.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
Is so much more than I thought it was going
to be.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Let us know if you need anything from us, and
I'm so I'm glad we could at least help you
out and you could find out.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
As much as it sucks, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
So Creety, I don't even know what to do right now.
This is so thanks you guys.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, thanks, you care.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
The jew will show to catch a cheater. Got room
for one more if you still want to go to ask?
But where did you that some kid back in town
traded the van for it?

Speaker 14 (26:03):
Straight up?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
You know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
And totally reveem yourself.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria ramiir isn't a game
of trivia for Jonas Brothers? Tickets today and let's meet
today's beautiful contestant for you Verus Victoria Raider.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
What's up? Raider? Hey guys, how you doing good? How
are you? Have you played before? Raider?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Okay, I recognized your name. Did you win when you
played before? Please say no, I did you know what? Rader?
Next time?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
You are back of last second helping. Okay, all right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Raider.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
You already know how the game is played, but you
got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
If you do, no one essay, pass, and Victoria has to.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Beat you out right to wait? Okay, got it all right,
Here we go, Raider. She's outside.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
The door is closed, and your time starts.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Now. What's the rarest blood type? Oops? Sorry? Way on,
rh Noel. What movie and book is the character Sarahmond from?
What is the only number that has the same number
of letters as its value?

Speaker 15 (27:29):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Seven?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
What famous landmark was once mistaken for a giant washing
machine by a US president?

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
What fast food chain was originally called Pete Super Submarines. Uh,
subway cut.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
That inn't bring Victoria back in the studio and while
she's getting ready, Raider, what are you shaking your head
for Victoria?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
We're having a.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Heated discussion before this about the Jonas brothers and Justin
Bieber And then he texted me. He goes, x, oh,
can you also get my coffee while you're out there?
And I said back, only you say Joe's brothers are better.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
What's the debate?

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Well, that JB stands for Jonas Brothers, but some people
say it's sands for JB.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Justin Bieber. Sorry, Raider, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
I've actually never heard that term.

Speaker 14 (28:20):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
No, what's the head I feel like Jonahs brothers are
more well known, so I feel like it would be done.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yea Raider, that's an insane take. And I apologize, sir,
but you got that question wrong. When this is all over, Google,
Justin Bieber, guys, leave him alone. He got it right.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Right Here we go thirty seconds, answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you have to beat Raider outright to Wain and
Raider you can tell Victoria when to go?

Speaker 15 (28:57):
Ready go?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
What's the rarest blood type? Uh? Oh? What movie and
book is the character Sarah Man from Ooh.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Uh yeah, Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
What is the only number that has the same number
of letters as its value? What? Zero? Wait? What? What
famous landmark was once mistaken for a giant washing machine
by a US president. I don't want to guess. Pass
what fast food chain was originally called Pete Super Submarines,

(29:30):
Pete Twiza, Pirate TWA.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
All right, got that in. Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard Producer.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Bread Raider did get one correct? Wait for Victoria got
zero correct?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Guess what?

Speaker 6 (29:45):
You beat Victoria again?

Speaker 7 (29:47):
Okay, they get congratulations.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
You got Jonas brother's tickets?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
What did he get?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Right?

Speaker 6 (29:52):
You'll see Yep, you're welcome, Mari. Let's get the answers
with Nina.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
The rarest blood type is ab negative. Lord of the
Ring is where sarahmont am I saying that name right
from four? Is the only number that has the same
number of letters as its value. The famous landmark that
was once mistaken for a giant washing machine by US
president was the Eiffel Tower's wild.

Speaker 15 (30:19):
To me.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Washing and the fast food chain that was originally called
Pete Super Submarines is Subway. What really? Yeah? Interesting? The
one Raider got Raider. Okay, that's interesting. I didn't. I
felt bad beating you, so I let you one.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, that's what it is, Raider. Congratulations, Thanks for playing
a game man.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, we play you Verse Victoria this same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all I have to do is d m us or
just d MS at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first Date
follow up.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
He's getting ghosted by Chelsea, So in a few minutes
we're going to call her and see if you tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another
date if he still wants one. But before we do that,
Ryan was up, how long has it been since you
heard from Chelsea?

Speaker 15 (31:16):
Uh, it's been I'd said, probably about a week or so.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Have you how many times have you tried to reach
out to her at that time?

Speaker 15 (31:22):
Probably about three or four times. You know, I didn't
want to seem like I was a stocking you know type.
So after the last time, I just you know, left
it alone and got in contact with you guys, you know,
to see if I could try and figure something out,
because you know, I don't know what I did wrong.
I thought it was a great no first date. I
thought we hit it off, and I've just been ghosted

(31:45):
ever since.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Why don't you start by telling us about the date.

Speaker 15 (31:49):
Okay, So we went out. In our drinks conversation, everything
was was pretty good. And this came about after you know,
us connecting on Hinge had some friends tell me some
good things about him, so I figured I'd try it out. So,
you know, we went on our date and then we
went to a nearby park after.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
That how to go at the park.

Speaker 15 (32:13):
The park went good, but I guess there was something
that was pretty questionable that happened at dinner. You know,
we were hanging out, having a good time, chatting it up,
and so she got a phone call and she said
she needed to take the call, and she excused herself
from the table and went out for this call. And
the call was probably about She was gone for about

(32:36):
fifteen to twenty minutes.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
Oh.

Speaker 15 (32:39):
I thought it was pretty important because she stepped outside
of the restaurant, but she walked all the way to
the corner or like you know, up the street a
little bit, and I could see from the restaurant that
she was in a heated exchange, Like her hands were flying,
and I could see like the veins popping out of
her forehead, and she was like yelling and screaming in

(33:00):
to the phone.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh.

Speaker 15 (33:01):
And I was by this time, like, you know, the
food came, her food was cold. I didn't want to
start eating without her, And so you know, she comes
back inside and she's like really cool, calm and collected,
and I said, is everything okay? And she said, yeah,
I'm just dealing with some family stuff. You know, my
sister called me and you know a little sibling sibling

(33:22):
quarles or whatever. So I just said okay. I said, well,
do you want me to order you something else? You know,
I can have them send this back and we can
order you a fresh one, so that way it's high.
And you know, she didn't want to eat at that point.
She said, no, I'm fine. We can just wrap up,
you know, if you want to eat and you know

(33:43):
we can go to the park. So yeah, that's kind
of how the that portion of the date went. That's
the only hiccup that I could think of that happened.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
That was that pretty big hiccup when she why was
you to the park? Which is a good sign to
continue after dinner, like she kept it going.

Speaker 15 (34:01):
Yeah, that's what I don't understand. We went to the park.
You know, we had you know, break convo and I
even got to you know, pick in on the cheek
the end of the day. But thought was great, and
I just don't know what else happened. It's really weird.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure out
for you.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and then maybe get you another date.

Speaker 15 (34:23):
All right, thanks, sounds good. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Play us on Comeback, Get Your First Day follow Up,
Next First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com. If you're just joining
us for today's first Date follow Up, Ryan is on
the phone. He's getting ghosted by Chelsea and doesn't know why.
So in just a second, we're gonna call her see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But before we do that, Ryan,

(34:48):
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (34:51):
So had to. Really what I thought was a great
date with Chelsea. The only hiccup that happened during the
date was she had to take a phone call from
you know, an important phone call to deal with the situation.
Family situation, I guess. But other than that, we hit
it off. Great conversation, great energy, great vibes. Even gotta

(35:11):
pick on the cheek. At the end of the night
after that, just ghost nothing gone.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Click it all right?

Speaker 6 (35:18):
You ready for us to call her?

Speaker 15 (35:19):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Hi, man's bak to Chelsea?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Please?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
This is Chelsea, Chelsea, Hi, how are you? My name
is Jubil and this is a radio show.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Chelsea, I'm Nina also
on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hi.

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Actually?

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Have?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (35:52):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Really cool? You know why we recall you?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Did I in something? I hope I did.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
It's possible. It depends how much you like Ryan. You
remember going on a date with Ryan.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh, oh, my gosh.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So this is a first date. Follow up the segment
where we if you've been ghosted, you can email us,
So we get that person on the phone and ask
why you're being ghosted. And Ryan emailed us about you,
So can you tell us why you're gusting him.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
The reason why I'm ghosting him is because I'm trying
to dodge my.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
Ex and I honestly didn't want to scare Ryan away.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
So my eggs texted me while I was from the
date with Ryan, and he texted, I need to see you,
and then he continued like, I trust your phone. I'm
coming to see you. Oh yeah, And so I went
to call him to kind of diffuse the situation because

(36:54):
like we've been broken up for about six months, but
he's really having a hard time accepting the breakoup and
so he drives by my house constantly. He like sends
me still flowers to work.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
And so I honestly I took the call, and after
that I just had a hard time because I just
don't want I really feel like I need to get
a handle.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
On him before I bring anybody into my life. And
bring this drama into anybody's life. And I honestly feel
bad for Ryan, like I just don't want to bring
that to him, and so I just haven't really responded
much to Ryan.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You liked him though, Yeah, I like trying a lot.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Actually, it's actually.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Kind of respectful. Like, think about how many people have
like X drama and they don't even care about the
new person they bring into their life. And now this
new person is like collateral damage. I think that that's
really cool of you. But I also think that's something
you could probably tell him.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I guess I could have told him. I honestly feel
like I just it's not fair. It's not fair to
bring anybody with My ex is pretty persistent as easy, yeah,
and I just don't want to put him in any
dangerous situation.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh wow, you think he's dangerous.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Well, I mean I don't know about how he will be.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Confrontational, okay if he sees me with.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Another guy, and so that hasn't happened yet, so I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Well, if you think about it this way, though, your
ex is still controlling you because you're not dating people
you want to date pretty much.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yeah, that's true. I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
My opinion, that's pretty unacceptable. But like, how do you
handle how do you handle that?

Speaker 9 (38:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I am really trying hard to just be civilized and
talk to him and just try to calm him down
and just let him know that I'm not interested anymore.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
And it's just been really hard.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Well, I have a couple ideas for you, but I'll
get to those at a second. First, I'm want to
let you know that Ryan is actually on the other
line and has been listening and wants to.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Talk to you.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Yes, Hi, Ryan, and Chelsea, how are you.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
I'm good to you.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I honestly did not mean to go see you.

Speaker 9 (39:08):
I just it's just been really stressful.

Speaker 15 (39:13):
I mean, I'm so happy to hear your voice. I'm
sorry to put you on the radio and put you
on the spot like this, but I didn't know what
else to do, and I, yeah, closure I needed to know.
I just really thought there's a connection there, and so yeah,
I'm happy to hear that. It wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, you didn't do anything wrong. You were so sweet.
I felt like we really had a connection, and it's
been so hard for me. It's been really heavy because
I just honestly don't want to put you in any
weird situation. You know, I don't think it will be fair.

Speaker 15 (39:51):
There are a couple of questions. Are you completely are you
still attached emotionally? Like you know, do you still have
feelings for him?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
No?

Speaker 9 (40:01):
I don't have feelings for him and it's been six months.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, absolutely not, Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I have a question for you, why do you still
talk to him?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I'm just did you feel bad?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Something like that? I'm feel bad for him. I know
he's suffering.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Care about yourself. You're done with a relationship with him.
You don't need to talk to him unless you have
like a kid or something and you have to talk
to him. You don't need to feel bad for him,
feel bad for yourself. You're not able to date Ryan,
and you want to date Ryan, and you're letting your
ex bra control. All of that issue goes because you're
worried about your ex. Worry about yourself. Get it, girl,

(40:38):
Well you should get it girl.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You should also make sure that your man like has
some type of restraining order if he really does keep
popping random places, because that is not okay.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Yeah, if it's super bad. You should do that for real.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, I mean I haven't really stopped fully the communication.
That's I could definitely block him. I just feel so
bad for him because I thought he just really suffering, and.

Speaker 9 (41:01):
I just don't I mean, I hated having.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
To break up the relationship, but I really don't have
any feelings for him.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Believe me.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
It's hard. It's hard to not talk to somebody who's persistent.
But you ghosted Ryan, you can ghost again. Like this
life coaching right now is just you know, accurate.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
You know I'm sorry Ryan, And you.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Can tell she's so empathetic too, which is a great quality. Chelsea,
but doubles right?

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Would you like to go on another day with Ryan?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
I will love to.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I am really like.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Right, what else you got?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
Like?

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Just get it, girl, that's all. I'm science.

Speaker 15 (41:46):
Thank you. I really want to say thank you. Guys.
I'm so much for getting us back together here and
so that we can continue on. And Chelsea, don't worry.
You know, I'm a big boy. I can hold my own,
I can hold you down and you know, protect you
and myself. No worries about the crazy X and I'm

(42:07):
getting girl.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
How many times does this happen to you? So jew
will show you have a bunch of chords that you're
trying to get untangled, and no matter how you how
hard you try, you can't figure it out. So you remember, oh,
I could just grab my phone and hop on the
YouTube's and see if someone has a great cord untangling
hack and you finally find a video that looks right

(42:35):
and it could help you. But then your phone charger
is one of the cords that was tangled up, and
your phone dies before the video is done buffering, and
the next thing you know, you wake up handcuff to
a bed on a fifty one to fifty hold because
you had a nervous breakdown. It freaked out a little
bit there. Thanks to the Internet, it trend is going
viral of life hacks that actually work even if nobody
says they do. So we'll go over it now so

(42:55):
you don't have to worry about another mental breakdown today.
Here are some of the top life hacks from this
trend that's going viral of people sharing life hacks that
actually work even if nobody says they do. Add a
pinch of salt to your coffee.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Why why? Yeah, why, It.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Says salt allegedly cuts bitterness, making it taste smoother.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
I don't like coffee. Why are you drinking coffee?

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Energy?

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Other ways to get energy, plenty of them.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I wonder if it's like so like with pomegranate seeds,
if you put salt onto it, it makes it sweeter.
So I wonder if you put salt in your waffee.
It's kind of the same thing, really.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
But no, Yeah, people do so many things to coffee.
You clearly don't like coffee, Well.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You do, You just like it a different way, like
with some salt.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
You like the caffeine, Yeah, yeah, you can get just
have a tea, yeah, Figer red Bull in the morning.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
A caffeine.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Another life act that people say actually works, even if
nobody says it is. If you want a shorter wait
time at the d MB, show up in a tuxedo
and carry a clipboard.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Who figured out this hack?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
And I always worried U tuxiedo or the DM you,
no matter what, just because I feel like it's a classy. Occasionally, yeah,
he says, walk in with authority, not of the workers,
like you're their boss and loudly whisper corporate sent me.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Corporate.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
I would love to actually try that. I feel like
that does not work, but go ahead and try that
today if you have a DMVF.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Can try though. Yeah, some of these might not work,
but they would be fun, definitely.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
We're going over a turn that's going viral with people
sharing life hacks that actually work, even if nobody says
they do open bags of chips from the bottom for
maximum flavor.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Really people have been saying that because all of the
like little powders are at the bottom. But then it
just as messier if you open it from the bottom.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
Oh well no, then you're basically just flipping it on
its flipping it around, So then all the flavors at
the other.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Bottom or shake it up, yeah, or just pour the
chips out and then snort this seasoning like, so you
are good, Lord.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
How much more flavor do you need on your doris?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I mean, even if a little bit of the dust
is knocked off, it's still pretty flavorable.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
You can't let any dust, you know, that was such
a huge problem.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Is the best part that also says put a slice
of bread in your mouth while cutting onions.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh, stopped crying.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
I've been trying to figure out how to stop crying
from cutting onions for a while.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I've tried a lot of different hacks when it comes
to onions. I've never tried the bread in my mouth,
though I'm open to it. I have used a wet
paper towel. That was helpful. What did you do with
the wet paper towel? You cut the onions on the
wet paper towel. And then also, I've just worn goggles
but you know, like science, Yeah, man, snorkl gear ready.
I guess I've.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Never I don't know what this is. So everyone says
that you cry with the onion. I've never cried cutting
an onion.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Cut an onion.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yes, I wouldn't want to put a piece of bread
in my mouth while cutting onions to avoid the tears.
Because if you if it doesn't work, now you're just
sitting there crying with a bunch of soggy bread.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Talk about feeling terrible.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
I mean, if it's powered up, might I feel like
you hit rock bottom?

Speaker 14 (46:20):
There?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
These are life acts that the internet is sharing. Say
that they actually work, even if people say they don't.
Microwave everything twice as long as half power.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Don't do that. Sometimes they explode. Why I yeah, sometimes
even at half power. How do you change the powers?
Not the hack? Then they're just microwaving things twice as long.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Yeah, don't don't do that. Cut the power in half
and then.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Power and half cut the cord. No, you hit the
power button, you can reduce. Wait seriously, yes, what Victoria's
mind is blood?

Speaker 12 (47:01):
Why would you.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Want to cut the power though? Cut the power in half?
Put it twice as long.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
The idea is it cooks slower, so it's not as like,
you know, if you had like a super something that's
got the crust on it. Because it cooks, it's the
cook too fast and basically you're mimicking the stove, or
you could just cook.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
On the stove, right, Because the microwave is supposed to
have some kind of like that's fake. That's myth. Stuff
is not good for you, or like, also, doesn't it
kill like your broccoli? It's a myth. Are you sure
it's a myth? It just heats things up, just like
anything else.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Microwave just heats by heating up the water inside of
a thing. Yeah, that's why if you try to eat
something that's dehydrated in a microwave. It doesn't really work,
just gets it just gets rubbery. Yeah so, but so
it can dry out your stuff, but it just heats
up the water.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Which is why when you do it, here's a life
act for you.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
When you do pizza, wrap it in a wet paper
towel because that'll put moisture into the pizza that it
can heat.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Up and it'll be nice.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
It tells you baked potatoes. Also, yeah, I think, actually,
don't trust me. I don't trust myself.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
With micro life hack.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Read all the buttons on the microwave and find the
one to cut the power in time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Okay, Jubell, I need your take on this because for
the first time ever Golden Bachelor and Paradise. There will
be Golden Bachelor's in Paradise. That's what I've to say.
They've included two of the cast members from Golden Bachelor
that are going to be going to the island and
be with your other favorite bachelor's and bachelorettes. And is
Gary because I know that you were a Golden Bachelor fan. Yeah,
I watched it right, So is Gary Livingston? The Gary

(48:26):
that ended up getting married. Do you remember, Oh, I
don't remember his last name. It's a different Gary, so
it's got to be a different one.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, because he kind of disgraced the Golden Bachelor, that's
what I thought. Yeah, because he ended up like cheating
or something like that. I don't remember what happened now,
I forgot scandals.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
It was scandals. Something happened though.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Is the island just like one of the Florida Keys
so they could walk there?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Means an island in Mexico.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Actually they're already there.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, I just think it's cool. It's like everybody gets
to be there together. But I think some people were
just kind of shocked that the Golden Bachelor's But you
know what, Golden Bachelor and bachelorettes like to party too.
But do they hook up on that show? I never
never watched Bachelor in Paradise, So is this kind of
one of the ones where they like tempt each other
and like that was my.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Favorite one in Paradise. I don't know the way they do.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
That's my favorite Bachelor. I don't watch the Bachelor Bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
I only watch Bachelor in Paradise, and it is so
good they can do whatever they want basically. They mean
there's cameras everywhere, but they have no like restrictions.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
As I was just thinking about, like you know the Goldens,
the little Goldie's got got some love and too. Yeah,
so it's just the Bachelor, but.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
It's a contestants from the Bachelor and the Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
So all the guys and all the girls from like
the people that were like.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
They're like like paired up.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
But then they can also leave the person there with
and go with another person.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
Yeah, so they get date cards and like many people
come in every single week.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And so it's just Love Island with the Bachelor brand.
I think. So, yeah, somebody with daddy is She's just
like please give me Gary.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Oh you have had to fail at the Bachelor or
Bachelorette and get on.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yes, it's like they're the favorites from every season. Okay,
well we kind of figured it out, but either way,
that blending is happening. This is also very interesting and scary.
There was a man who did two thousand squats to
win a bet, but then afterwards, because he did so
many squats, he suffered from kidney failure. WHOA what? Yeah,
how do you come.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Squats the squat Yeah, because a lack of water or something.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
No, they said that he experienced severe leg pain, swelling,
and dark brown urine, eventually being unable to go to
the bathroom because I don't know if it was just
a build up of all like the lactic acid or
something like that, but something was going on with his
miss his muscle tissues that weren't getting broken down in
his kidneys and it led to kidney failure. He's gonna
be okay, But two thousand squats, man, you don't need

(50:45):
to do too many to get like achieve what you
got to achieved.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Yeah, I'm not I can't work out.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Sorry to hear that, that guy, Howie.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
And lastly, there's a Florida woman who of course is
going viral, but this time it's for robbing a dairy queen.
But what she robbed from the dairy queen is what
the viral part is. She went in with a with
a weapon and like was like, okay, give me everything.
But instead of taking the money out of the cash register, okay.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Mint cookie dough blizzard with pecans is so.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Good, No tip, jar under the arm ran out.

Speaker 15 (51:26):
Jar.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
Was there anything in its.

Speaker 15 (51:31):
Queen.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Wow, she made off with a dollar fish.

Speaker 14 (51:36):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Hopefully they track her down.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Honestly, the blizzard would have been more like you could
have gotten more for bang for your bucket you had
taken that rather.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Than just a tip. I feel like you gotta let
her off. She works so hard to get that dollar fifty.
Just let her have it. The workers worked hard for
that dollar fift against you know, well fifteen of them.
Guys bring out the sense that dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey,

(52:10):
you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 13 (52:12):
Hey, yeah, what's going on to?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Good man?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
How are you? What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (52:16):
I'm okay.

Speaker 14 (52:18):
So there was this girl I was seeing. She was
a co worker of mine, and like we had a
little thing going on my life was nothing serious, but uh,
I don't know. Apparently she thought it was like serious,
even though like I explained to her off the rep
like what it was and everything. And so like I

(52:39):
got sick. I was out of work for a little
bit and I started seeing this other girl. So I
was like hanging out blah blah blah, like I haven't
seen my co worker in like a couple of days.
I hear a knock on my front door, and apparently
my co worker took it into her own hands.

Speaker 13 (52:57):
To come over my house and check on me.

Speaker 12 (52:59):
Meanwhile, she lives maybe like forty five.

Speaker 14 (53:03):
Minutes away, so basically yeah, and she doesn't have a car,
so she made her way all the way forty five
minutes to come to my house.

Speaker 12 (53:12):
So I see this happen and I start breaking out.

Speaker 14 (53:16):
So the girl that's at my house, I'm like, I listen,
you gotta get out of my room. You got to
go sit in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Oh you what?

Speaker 12 (53:24):
So I take care.

Speaker 14 (53:25):
I'm like, listen, just sit in the bathroom for.

Speaker 15 (53:26):
Like five minutes.

Speaker 14 (53:28):
I don't know who's at my house right now, okay, and.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
My dogs are all going crazy.

Speaker 14 (53:34):
I don't know what to do at this point.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
So I'm just sitting.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
In my hallway waiting and I'm.

Speaker 12 (53:39):
Just hoping maybe she'll just leave and take maybe I'm
my home. So she continues knocking for maybe like a
good like ten minutes, and eventually she ends up leaving.
So I go and I grabbed the other girl out
of the bathroom, and she's.

Speaker 14 (53:58):
Like, what was that all about, Bob?

Speaker 12 (54:01):
And so I tell her I was like, oh, I
think maybe it was just the Amazon.

Speaker 14 (54:05):
Delivery driver coming and trying.

Speaker 12 (54:08):
To get me to sign for something blah blah blah dirty.

Speaker 14 (54:13):
And she's like, you're so weird.

Speaker 12 (54:15):
Why would you put me in the bathroom for an
Amazon delivery driver.

Speaker 14 (54:20):
I was just like, honestly, I kind of freaked out.
I didn't really know who was coming over my house,
so I was.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Skeptical about it.

Speaker 12 (54:28):
She questioned the thing, but eventually she got over it
and we're just enjoyed the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
What the other girl that didn't have a car came
to check on you because you were sick, you threw
another girl in the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
The girl who didn't check on you thinks you're serious,
but you're saying you're not serious.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
But you wouldn't have hid if you were serious. You
clearly you were serious.

Speaker 15 (54:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (54:52):
I told her, like it wasn't like a thing, Like
we're like coworkers and it's not going to like lead
anywhere because.

Speaker 12 (54:58):
She's leaving in November.

Speaker 14 (55:00):
I told her it wasn't really anything, but like she
caught she has like feelings now and like now she's
like taking into her own hands to do things like.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Show up to my house on my mouth not catching
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, the
whole problem.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Have a good one.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
What's your dirty little secret,

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