The Full Jubal Show from May 8th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Breaking news right here on the Jewbil Show. Jeff Bezos
has bought an entire country in the Middle East and
he's renamed it Primastan.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
What is that a real.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
News story or a fake news story?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I just made it up. See how easy it is
to create fake news.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
That's why every week we bring you the cleverly titled
real News or Fake News, where I read a news
headline and you have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real news story from the week or
a fake news story that went viral and people believed it.
Here's your first headline for real news or fake news.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Florida man wins lawsuit against himself, now faces legal trouble
since he can't pay it. What yep, Florida man wins
lawsuit against himself, owes five thousand dollars, but faces legal
troubles since he can't pay it.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I want to say that this is fake, but I
think it's real. I need to say real Florida man.
Anything is possible with a Florida man.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So real. Yeah, Okay, I think real too.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Everybody knows the only way you can sue yourself is
by getting a divorce and while that is possible in
this situation, this is a.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Fake news story.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Florida man wins lawsuit against himself and now owes five
thousand dollars, but faces legal troubles since he can't pay it.
That is a real news story. Wow, Florida. In a
bizarre legal loophole, a man reparanresenting himself a court accidentally
suit himself due to a clerical error and loss. He
now owes himself five thousand dollars, but cannot collect the

(01:36):
money because he can't pay it, so he might have
to have his wages garnished in order to pay himself.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's insane. That's whereas he did yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Sorry to check and don't cash it.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's real news or fake news segment where I read
a news headline. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story that went viral
this week or a fake one.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Here's your next headline for real news or faket news.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Texas judge has to rule himself to content of court
due to accidentally putting on a cat filter during his
zoom court Here is.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
That your honor?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I mean, you're kiddy? WHOA what Victoria really? I think
it's real.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Bread and Texas judge has to rule himself in contempt
of court due to accidentally putting on a cat filter
during his zoom court here.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Everybody knows judges don't do anything against themselves. They are old,
so the technology could have got the best of him.
But I doubt it was a cat. It was probably
a unicorn. This is a fake news story.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is a real news story.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Apparently everybody in the court was laughing and couldn't pay attention.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Probably not take it off now to turn it off,
so he just ruled himself in contempt.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Would make this here as if we knew what type
of case it was.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Could you imagine case I'm a cat? Here's another news
story for real news or fake news? Is this a
real news story from this week or a fake news
story that went viral and people believe it? City council
in no Alaska votes to rename all streets after popular emojis.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Real or fake?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh gosh, please be real?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
How would you name the emoji?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Imagine that, Hey, I take a right on smiley face
emoji smiley face street. I need to take a left
on smiley face tongue out, Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then you'll find me on the corner of tongue
out and poop emoji.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, you have to be very careful of that.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, this is fake though, there's no way. Yeah, take
Victoria says, so are you just gonna copy everything?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I say?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Hey, man, I'm thinking it first.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
You're just saying it first. There's a rad reel or fake.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
City council in no Malaska votes to rename all streets
after popular emojis.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
If you've ever seen anything ever about Noam Alaska, you
would know they need good marketing.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is a real story.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I hope it's real, but I think it's fake.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
This is a fake new story went viral this week.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I want to live on Chacha Girl Lane.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
So many people believed that they were actually petitioning the
cities that they live in to do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Nina's picture little devil smiling face.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Wow, if you live on Peach Street, you could just
have the peach emojis.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
A lama would be set since every street there is something. Yeah,
here's another news headline for real news or fake news.
Is this a real news story from the week or
a news story that went viral?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
There was a fake news story.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That people believed pilot draws giant sky man private parts
as protests over Air Force bosses retirement? Is that real
or fake? Pilot draws giant sky private parts to protest
over Air Force's boss retirement.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm gonna go with re All. I'm going to go
it's fake.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
You can get in trouble for that, can he.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That usually stops to things like that, Victoria, you're saying
fake though, producer Brad private pilot draws giant sky private
parts as protests over Air Force bosses retirement?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Everybody knows, and especially US pilots know. Did any opportunity
you get to draw something in the sky, you will
do it.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, this is a real news.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Story, news story. This news story is real military aviation news.
A Navy pilot used flight tracking patterns to draw a
giant phallic image in the sky as a final goodbye
to his retiring commander. The military did confirm it was intentional,

(05:52):
might as if you did that on accident.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's amazing. Then he landed on a eggplant ran run.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You can't do that. I'm gonna bust you down to private.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
It's another jubile phone frame morning only on the new
Hits one of six point one.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hello, yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeau and I'm calling
from photography. I was looking for the new bride Gianna.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
This is the new bride.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Hey there, Gianna. How you do house? Married life so far?

Speaker 9 (06:36):
It's it's really good.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Wonderful, that is wonderful.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And thank you for letting us capture your nuptials for posterity.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Oh for sure, it was a beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well I wasn't there, but I did hear it was
a beautiful day. And I know we are a little
late with your photos.

Speaker 10 (07:00):
Yeah, I imagine to call you guys today.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
Yes, thanks for so a.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Little bit of a thing happened, and unfortunately to inform
you that your wedding photos are dead gone and I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
So sorry about this.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Wait what Yes, those wedding photos is dead. Those wedding
photos is gone, and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (07:30):
Wait I know it's under Gianna, Yeah, g I yeah,
can you check the name.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Maybe it's not Yeah, maybe I should rephrase this a
little bit. So the photos are there. We've got the
photos from your big day, Okay, Unfortunately, what had happened
is that the photographer that we had to take pictures
at your wedding, they got big dreams, big aspirations, and

(08:09):
you know how that sometimes can affect a person's current job.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh anyway, yeah, that happened.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Wait, I'm confused. So you do you have the pictures?

Speaker 9 (08:24):
We will?

Speaker 11 (08:24):
You don't have the pictures?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yes, we have the pictures, except we don't have the pictures.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (08:34):
What are you talking about? No? No, where are my
wedding photos? No, I'm coming down there today. I need
to see my actual wedding photos.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yes, if you come down here today, you won't be
seeing those.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Where are the photos?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
What do they look like?

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Someone's head chopped off?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Did he double expose?

Speaker 13 (08:56):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
There are no pictures of any people at the wedding.
It's just squirrels and some birds and wildlife. Yes, a photographer,
I guess wants to be Yeah, he's he's got big
hopes and dreams of being a national geographic photographer.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
And he did not take any picture. Yeah, he did
not take any pictures of the Actually, he just took.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
Pictures of.

Speaker 8 (09:19):
Wild life. Yes, there are pictures of wild.

Speaker 13 (09:22):
Life, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Now there is a cute one of a couple of
squirrels sharing a nuts, which I thought could also, you know,
represent the future together if you want that.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
One two three, four, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
God, I don't like it. I don't like a.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Pictures of animals, and I want to let you know.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I wait till I call my husband.

Speaker 12 (09:46):
My husband is going to go down there and his
or whoever was.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I reprimanded them. I did the very harsh words. I
sat them down and I said, now, what are you doing?
You don't want and for national geographic esse, Yeah, you're supposed.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
To be taking.

Speaker 13 (10:03):
That's not that's not reprimanding, that's no.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, I am willing to redo the photos if y'all
willing to have your wedding again, what are.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
You kicking almost that wedding? Do you know how much
you pay for that wedding?

Speaker 9 (10:18):
Get?

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Thousand dollars?

Speaker 13 (10:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:21):
No, we're not redoing my special day.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
I am on my way down there right now, and
I'm going to suck you up, you up, everybody up.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Don't do that? J Yeah, nope, nope, yeah, this is
actually double.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
From the Jewel Shows.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
My husband, this is actually double from the Jubil show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up for it.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's a job, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
He actually has the photos and he didn't want to
get the company. He could get him before you, so
he could do a brank on you.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
And today this first story is brought to you by Victoria.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Go ahead, well, guys, in some crazy news going on here,
Simon cow do you know this guy?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I don't know what happened off the air.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
I had a.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Really good story and Victoria was not paying attention, and
I was trying to tease it so I could share
it with everybody in the room. So yeah, so you
guys would be surprised aslong with everybody else who along
with everybody else who's listening. Okay, but Victoria decided to
blow the load and tell the story to Brad and
everybody else because and then she said, this is my.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
What's trending now?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
So I was like, okay, so now it's time for
what's trending. Tell the story, but it's we need some context.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
It's only because I was saying something and Nina actively
says it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I wasn't listening to.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
You because I found a story it was good for
what's trending because I'm working.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
But I said, I'm actively not listening to you. But
then the story that she said, she like brought it up,
and I was like, oh, I've heard this before, like
like this morning when I was looking at my phone.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And so just to be so, what's the story. What's
the story?

Speaker 14 (12:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
That victorious what's trending? Yeah, it's that.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Simon Cowell apparently turned down I think one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars on hundred I think around that amount too.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
He turned it down.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
He turned it down to watch people, to not watch
people have.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
The You're probably nervous that she's gonna take over this segment.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Terrified I don't.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Have it in front of me. But he turned down
a lot of money because he told people no, to
watch them.

Speaker 10 (12:47):
Do them.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Imagine if you're watching in between every third word, Like
I think I had.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
This was really going to go.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
If somebody offered you one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
to be a judge while they were spending time together, intimately,
would you take.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
It to watch you will do that stuff and the
judge them. You would be watching them free because of
like any weird thing that I have with it. It
would just be funny. I just like judging people. Yeah,
well I thought.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
It'd be hilarious too.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
And Simon call is the ultimate judge and he's the
one that turned down one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
after they're coming. Yeah, I mean, everybody's got their thing right,
and once you're in a relationship for a long time,
you look for different ways to spice it up. And
if you're a slam a Caw fan, you want to
hear him tear you apart. You mean he's fast enough.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Maybe Randy Jackson will do it.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, dog, that was a little pitching for me at
the end of it was a little pitchy.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Okay, now we got that story done. Definitely wouldn't let
Paul do it.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I've had a lot of wine I want She'd probably
crawl in.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm gonna take it.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Who's even American idol now? As judges? I don't even know.
I think Carrie Underwood is one of them, I think anymore.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I think so. It was Katy Perry that was, and
now she's not.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Luke Bryan was a judge for a second.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Okay, well, while you look that up, there's a.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Lionel Richie, Luke Brian, Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh, Lionel Richie would be cool just to have in
the room, no matter what.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Is that one song?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh my gosh, oh long?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Okay, if you can have anybody perform for you while
you're in that space with your partner, who do you
want to perform live?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh? That's a good question, right man.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
There's so many options, so many options. But I feel
like Jubel would go with the throwback.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I probably would, but there's also some current I like
Anderson Palk so much it probably I would say, Anderson Park.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Would you play your own music? Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wow, absolutely, As a matter of fact, I should try that,
just see what happens.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Says the mood. The mood, here's a few of my songs.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
If you already, if if you're already not following jubole
and listening to his songs.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
You can find them, Yeah, anywhere you get music, just
type in my name. That's an interesting thing. I wonder
if people like Lionel, Richie and you know, those sexier
singers that are normally on those type of playlists do
listen to their own music while they do that.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
I've heard someone ask Nick Jonas once if he listens
to his music while he's oh really yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I think he said no.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
But it's the only thing you can say. But here's
the thing about why music really? Why not Richie's music, though,
he needs to see what effect it has on people.
I had assume he would just sit down on the couch,
play his music and see if it just happens, because
if it just happens, that's a good song.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, that's true. It's a working research.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah. Okay, well we'll.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
See how that goes next time. Well, that's what's trending
in Victoria, is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Great job, Victoria. I think I have no idea what
you were talking about that.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I think I learned it from Nina.

Speaker 13 (16:11):
It's time to catch a cheater Only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Ruby is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she's been dating her boyfriend Patrick for a
little over a year, but now she thinks that something
might be going on, so hopefully we can help her out.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ruby, what's up. Why do you think Patrick's cheating on you?

Speaker 14 (16:28):
Yeah, I mean, you know, he's kind of like he's
kind of been one of those like puppy dog type
of guys, you know what I mean, Like he just
kind of does everything. He makes sure I don't need
anything when I get home, and you know, he's like
cleaned my apartment for me.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
I was like, he makes you Yeah, like it isn't sweet.

Speaker 14 (16:51):
I get my ckey, So like he'll just do things,
make sure they're ready when I get back from work.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
And yeah, so he's.

Speaker 14 (16:58):
Been really cool, but like it's sort of stopped really suddenly,
Like he was going really really hot and it's been
you know, like about fourteen months now, and all of
a sudden, it just like stopped really suddenly.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
And you notice that when that happened.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Of course, do you think that it was an intentional stop?
Like are you being thankful for all of the things
that he does? Like does he feel not appreciated or
do you think that it has to do with something else? Oh?

Speaker 14 (17:29):
Yeah, Like, I mean I feel like I've always been
really appreciative of it, and I don't try to like
force it. You know.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
It's not like I'm telling.

Speaker 11 (17:35):
Him like we're in my apartment.

Speaker 14 (17:36):
You know, I don't do that, you know, and he's
he's allowed to just you know, like it's not like.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
I tell him I went and wipe me all the time.
He's free to go wherever and do whatever. But you know,
he's he's choosing to do that.

Speaker 14 (17:50):
And now it's like he's choosing to be really distant.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
He's choosing to like go out with his.

Speaker 14 (17:57):
Friends every time I come home instead of being there
he's and then when he is there, he's like on
the phone all the time.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Do Well, you're kind of the puppy dog type too,
So what would make you stop doing things like that?
Would it be because you're doing it for somebody else?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
It would probably be the not appreciated thing, That's what
I would think. But is there is there anything else
going on?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Ruby?

Speaker 14 (18:22):
I mean, like so I feel like that's enough, But
like I did have this moment where he was home
and he was on his phone. Who was texting somebody,
and I go in the room behind him, and so
I can see, like it's a girl's name. I can't
remember who it was. It was a girl's name. Then

(18:42):
right when I'm about to say something to him, she
texted him antic, Oh.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
What this is a different story.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, yeah, what'd you do?

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Well?

Speaker 14 (18:55):
I immediately was like, oh, excuse me, right, and and
so I said that immediately, and he turns around and
he's giving me this full story about this was a
friend of his and she was messaging him, like trying
to hook up, and she didn't say that he was taken,
and he was going to message her right then and
tell her that, and and it's been and he's.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Trying to tell me all that. I mean, I feel
kind of dumb now.

Speaker 14 (19:21):
Saying this, but like like I saw him texting her
right when he said that, but like I didn't go
and like read it, and I probably should have.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well, you want to be able to trust him, but
your guy is still telling you that's kind of strange.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I mean, fourteen months is a long time. You would
think by now she would know that he was away somebody.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's a point.

Speaker 14 (19:45):
Yeah, I mean, he was trying to say like like
she was like a new friend, so like they hadn't
guided to that point where they were talking about that
stuff yet or whatever.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
A lot of questions about her new female friend.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, all right, Well we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and do the usual. You already
told us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at,
So we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every month we choose one rewards member who
gets a free gift from us, and its flowers delivered
from our floral apartment to anybody that you want.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
And we'll see if he sends us to you or
to somebody else.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Okay, cool, great, thanks, all.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Right, we'll get you to catch a Cheater next.

Speaker 13 (20:20):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Ruby is on the phone
and she's been with her boyfriend Patrick for about fourteen months,
but now she thinks that he might be cheating. So
in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card
member at, and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend Ruby or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Ruby, why

(20:45):
don't you break down your situation for us one more
time real quick.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (20:50):
So, we've been together over a year and he's been
really really good, really nice to me, doing all these
things for me, and all of a sudden, he's just
completely so whitch, You're not doing things for me anymore.
He's on phone all the time, and lately I saw
where a girl sent him a picture of her and

(21:10):
he seemed to have a good excuse for it, but
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, that's it's weird saying it's a new friend that
didn't know that he was in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That is weird.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, especially after fourteen months. Are you ready for us
to call him now?

Speaker 11 (21:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 (21:33):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Patrick.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm Patrick Patrick.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Hi. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this
month's lucky Winter.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Thank you. So much for being a.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Rewards card member with us. You're clapping forty here in
the offices and everything.

Speaker 11 (21:52):
So mean.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Maybe you don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets a free gift from the store just for being
such a valued customer. And this month it's free flowers
delivered from our Florida department to anybody that you want
within the fifty United States of America, absolutely free.

Speaker 11 (22:09):
Oh what kind of flowers are they?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Well, good question.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
It's thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolates, and a card.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay, great.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
So the first thing I would need would be the
first and last name of the person, and then we'll
get anything you want to put on a card, and
then the address and we should be good to go
and you'll get confirmations on all this stuff.

Speaker 11 (22:33):
Okay. Yeah, so the name is Regina.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Got that okay? And anything you want to put on
a card?

Speaker 11 (22:41):
Yeah, yeah, I do roses for my baby. Thank you
for believing in me.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Great, then I will get the address from you. Never
I don't understand, well, Patrick, this is actually the Jebel Show.
It's a radio show Yeah, Hi Patrick, I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name is Jewblel. We do a
segment on a show call to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be messing around
you see you, they send flowers to and your girlfriend
Ruby's on the phone and probably wants to know who

(23:08):
Regina is?

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Ooopy? Well you Ruby set this up?

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Yeah, Ruby set this up? Yeah, Hi, real quick.

Speaker 14 (23:17):
I'm so sorry to you guys, because I knew more
than I said I knew.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
But yeah, I absolutely knew he was cheating on me.

Speaker 14 (23:26):
Absolutely because who completely goes me and.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Ducks my call?

Speaker 14 (23:32):
Yeah, like you can go forever, like I absolutely know,
Like there's somebody else.

Speaker 15 (23:36):
Come on, I've been busy with work, and I told
you that I was going to be doing a project
and that I wasn't going to be around.

Speaker 11 (23:42):
I told you that.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Are you in a relationship?

Speaker 8 (23:48):
I'm in something which which woman?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Ruby or Regina.

Speaker 15 (23:53):
I'm not even talking to people on the on the
radio about this, Okay, Well.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I mean you don't have to think about the radio party,
just the question.

Speaker 15 (24:01):
Look, I'm I'm doing my music right now, Okay, I
don't know what's funny here.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Yeah, okay, I said, I've been busy with work. I'm
working on this with what with?

Speaker 8 (24:14):
What work? He doesn't have a job?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Is Ruby your girlfriend? Patrick?

Speaker 11 (24:19):
Ruby has been a girlfriend to me?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, what is she now?

Speaker 11 (24:26):
Ask her?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
She said, you're her boyfriend. Are you've been cheating Ruby?
Is he your boyfriend? Or did you lie to us
about that part?

Speaker 14 (24:34):
Up to this moment, I still considered him that even
though I knew that he was pulling around on me.

Speaker 11 (24:40):
M hmmm, because I.

Speaker 14 (24:42):
Was hoping to call him out on symbols scar and
it sounds like he's really full of it today.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
So what kind of work.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
Do you have? Girls?

Speaker 15 (24:50):
So we've we've never we've never like walked around with
like an official title because we both have always just
been in something with each other.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
So you're situationship.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Yeah, that's what you want to call it. Yeah, that's
what we've been.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 15 (25:05):
The problem is that, I mean, look, movie doesn't believe
in anything I do. She doesn't care about anything that
I care about.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
In my life.

Speaker 15 (25:13):
It's always been who I am to her, So whatever
I am to her is the first time in life
for her.

Speaker 14 (25:19):
So okay, So, like, if you want anything to me,
even like how come I gave you a key to
my apartment? And how come you took a bunch of
my stuff when you took your stuff.

Speaker 15 (25:28):
And me because you because you like the food that
I make and I take care of it.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
Oh, here the areas with you. You took all your
stuff with you, and you took my external hard drive
with you.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
So it sounds like he moved out or broke in.

Speaker 11 (25:45):
Yeah, it's it's been like this the last two months.

Speaker 14 (25:48):
I let this man move into my apartment two weeks
after I knew him. He has been mooching off of
me for over a year, free rent, free places, say,
free place to work on the music that he supposedly
has some kind of work with or whatever.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Which is as fair about it?

Speaker 14 (26:07):
I know, take my stuff with him when he leaves
and say that I'm the one that was in it
for stuff.

Speaker 15 (26:12):
You gave me that hard drum, by the way you
gave you told me, You told me you Look, this
is the way situationships work. You know that something's over,
but you we still hooked up a couple of times,
but we both knew that this was done.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
I moved out.

Speaker 15 (26:27):
The stuff has been separated, and now you're wondering if
I'm talking to somebody else. Yes, I'm talking to somebody
else who believes in me and who supports me, and
who's interested in what I do, and I'm interested in
what she does. It's called a mutual respect and a
mutual support.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Okay, what does she do to support you as well?

Speaker 11 (26:46):
That's what I just said.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, okay, okay, Well it's so like you guys have
been broken up for a minute anyway, Ruby, So I
don't know you're confirmed what you're trying to do.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Well, now that I know that you're cheating, you know what.
We are broken up because I'm breaking up with you.
We are so done. You have all the space in
the world. Now, that's fine.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
I broke up with you two months ago.

Speaker 15 (27:12):
I told you, we know you did that we were together,
and I'm breaking up with you because you are a
freaking cheater.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 11 (27:21):
I said, this is not working.

Speaker 14 (27:23):
I'm the one that and because it's not on your term,
I believe you just now that it was not working.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
I told you it wasn't working, and then you come
in with the whole like it's not working.

Speaker 14 (27:33):
Yeah, because I just said that you could like idea.

Speaker 11 (27:37):
You know what, you know what official record? You broke
up with me.

Speaker 16 (27:42):
I'm going to let you have it. Okay, fantastic. Now
give me my drive back. What today see now? You
being this is what's called being bitter. You don't have
anything on that drive. You have like there was two
files on there and there's no data on there.

Speaker 14 (27:59):
You saying that it's better damn well still be on
there because my brother has no problem going back to jail.

Speaker 15 (28:06):
Oh, I will give you your drive back later this afternoon.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
Okay, between five and six.

Speaker 15 (28:14):
I will put it in your mailbox tonight when I
get done offloading all of my music.

Speaker 11 (28:21):
So you're going to wait a few hours.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
You can do that and I can get my lawyer.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
Oh wow, okay, good, good luck with that.

Speaker 17 (28:30):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

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your soul.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Mariners tickets today, and let's meet our
contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Jordan. What's up?

Speaker 9 (29:05):
Jordan?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hey, what's up? How are you?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
I'm doing great? How are you good?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Are you fired up? And ready?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
I am fired up?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
Ready to beat Victoria?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Whoa, whoa?

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Well, I'm drinking coffee out of my trivia queen cup today,
Jordan's so.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Also, Jordan, she's usually drinking out of that every day.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
So oh no, why.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Today would be different than other day? Yes, all right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Jordan, here's how the game is played. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, absolutely, all right, Jordan,

(29:52):
here we go. Your time starts.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Now.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
What do you call molten rock after it erupts from
a volcano? What famous detective lived at two twenty one
B Baker Street. M gosh, what's the name of the
snowman in Disney's Frozen. Oh what does pandam mean when
translated into English?

Speaker 11 (30:17):
Sanda?

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Oh, I forgot the raccoons.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I don't know what do caterpillars shelter in before becoming butterflies?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Raccoon?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
All right, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting her headphones off and
taking a sip out of her trivia queen mug, I'm
getting ready, Jordan.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Here's a question for you.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
If your life had background music, what genre will be
playing when you enter a room?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Oo ooh, that's a great question.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
When I entered the room, definitely, I have the Tiger
I'm ready to wear Okay rock?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:56):
Oh genre?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Sorry, yeah, okay, all rightang Victoria, what would be your
background music?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I was honestly thinking of like pop?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I was thinking of Cheater Girls.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Hey, and I was like in my head at the time, right,
it's amazing pop. Oh, I have been on a K
pop kick cletly, it's pretty fun. It's a great great
music to hawker walk to in case anyone and Cheater
Girls always and Joe bros.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
And Okay, yeah, okay, absolutely here we go thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to be Jordan outright to win?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Are you ready, Victoria? Yes, here we go. Jordan. You
can tell Victoria Winn to go all right?

Speaker 9 (31:44):
Three? Two one girl?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
What do you call molten rock after it erupts from
a volca lava? What famous detective lived at two twenty
one b Baker Street, Uh, Sheryl Holmes. What's the name
of the snowman in Disney's Frozen?

Speaker 13 (31:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh oh off?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
What does panda mean when translated into English?

Speaker 11 (32:01):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
What?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
What does panda mean when translated into English?

Speaker 14 (32:05):
Panda?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Bear?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
What do caterpillars shelter in before becoming butterflies? What do
you call the imaginary line that divides Earth and sex?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Who painted the mona? Lisa? Oh? I don't want that one,
never mind? Dot do ball?

Speaker 6 (32:22):
I was not you means helpful, Mike Landslow, that's not
that's not true.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
It was don keyboy, don keyboy, donkey boy.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
All right.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did you walked into our scoreboard?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Producer Brad Jordan got three correct, Victoria got five, So sorry,
Victoria walls on fire today she beat you.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
You still get Marriedg's tickets for playing though awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Victoria feeling I know now I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
It's like but I never windy think so sorry.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Let's get the There's now a means the molten rock
after it erupts from a volcano is lava.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
The famous detective that lived at two twenty one B
Baker Street is Sherlock Holmes. Wait, seriously, all Off is
the name of the snowman in Disney's Frozen Panda translates
to beer. I mean bear cat and beer. A cocoon
is what caterpillar shelter in before becoming butterflies. The equator
is the imaginary line that divides the Earth into the
northern and southern hemispheres. And then Leonardo da Vinci painted

(33:28):
the Mona.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Lisa Jordan, thank you very much for playing.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Thank you yep, I'm a good say you too.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Play you vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yes, pretty spread. I have a special treat for you
if you'd like it.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I love treats, yet I don't think I want it.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
She mentioned I have the tigers, she mentioned rock, and
I just wanted to share this with the world.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
If you could turn the laptop two up. Yes, are
you ready? Awesome a tree.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
So Brad already has his own theme song.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
That he's just been waiting to use. You should play
that every time you get.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Her the room.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
This is what Brad does, what he's by itself.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. His name is what's trending is
the Jubile Show.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Kyle is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted to buy Lindsay. So
in a few minutes we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Kyle, how long has
it been since you heard from Lindsay.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Uh, it's been about it's been about ten days. Okay,
it's been a little bit of time. Yeah, So I'm
getting a little nervous about it, but I'm really hoping
I can get some kind of answer because it was great.
It felt like so a great first start, and I
really had like a great feeling about her. I think

(35:06):
I just think wand awesome. I get nervous on some dates,
and I feel like this was very low key kind
of hang out.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I think a lot of people.

Speaker 13 (35:15):
Get nervous on first dates sometimes, so you know, we
we took it really just chill, and.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
That was kind of the vibe we agreed on.

Speaker 13 (35:21):
And I that's what I prefer for initial know, when
you meet someone, you know, no, there's no like you
don't have to feel it obligated to do anything or
say anything, et cetera. Just kind of like so as
you come. And it was good. We we basically we
we actually went to some food trucks and you know,
got food and we're just getting to know each other.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
And as the afternoon.

Speaker 13 (35:45):
Went on, we actually ended up kind of like stargazing
a little bit in the park because we just we
just kept talking and like the sun was setting and
I realized, I'm like, oh, craft like three hours have
gone by.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
So it was it was nice. Yeah, yeah, and she
she just made me feel very what's the.

Speaker 13 (36:03):
Word, very very grounded, I would say, okay, And I
just felt like she's just like someone I could see
myself like spending a lot of time with where I'm like, oh, yeah,
you just you know, a good like partner, kind of
in crime kind of thing. So that was awesome, and
I honestly, I'm a little worried that I said something
dumb because I tend to just kind of talk on

(36:23):
and on and on when I get nervous or I
don't know really what to say or do.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
But the good thing is we eventually went back to.

Speaker 13 (36:31):
My car and I was gonna, you know, drive her
home before we did.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
You know, there was a bit of.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
A vibe, you know, and in a good way. There
kind of was this chemistry and we ended up making
out for a good like five ten minutes. So it
was it was really really nice, you know, it was
it was hot, it was really really fun. But since
then I have not heard from her. I've only sent
her like a couple of messages, like maybe three messages

(36:57):
I think maybe like a like a.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Thanks so much, I had such a great time.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
And then like a day or two later I sent
her like a hey, how's it going, And then still nothing,
And then the most recent message was like yesterday. So
it's been a little while, but the last time I
sent her was just like a like a real on Instagram. Okay,
but yeah I sent it to her and still no answer.
And if she's not stealing it, that's that's fine, I guess,

(37:22):
but I was. I'd be a little let down, especially
because I don't she doesn't seem like the kind of
person that would just like totally drop off. Like she's
active on Instagram still like spokley follow each other and.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
So you are seeing her interact and do things socially,
but she hasn't texted.

Speaker 11 (37:37):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah, she's like posted on her story, you know.

Speaker 13 (37:40):
But I'm like, I get the people will get busy,
Like I understand, like if I if I open up
my phone after like a long day of work, and
like I have like twenty text messages from different people,
it's overwhelming and I don't want to answer them initially,
you know, because it steals daunting.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Let's go back to what you said, Kyle, because it
sounds like, you know, you were having a good time,
but what do you think you said that could potentially
be what threw her off?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
And did it happened before or after the makeout?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I mean, I guess I didn't. I think I said anything. Honestly,
I don't think I said anything inappropriate. I just think
that we're like offensive.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
I just think that, to be honest, I think I
could imagine myself like kind of rambling on to a
point where she's like, all right, this guy's.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
A little annoying, you know, So did you let her
get any words in?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I tried to. I tried to.

Speaker 13 (38:29):
I know it's not something I'm great at, but I
mean it's not for any lack of liking her. I
really like her, obviously. I'm she might have felt a
little like steamrolled by by me in conversation.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Maybe Okay, we'll find out if you steamrolled her a second, like, not.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
In the good way.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I saw her come back, and then call her and
see if she tell us why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get you another day in your first.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Day follow up.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Okay, Okay, thanks so much, guys.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, place, I'll come back. Get your first day follow up, next.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
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Speaker 1 (39:08):
If you're just joining us for today's first name follow up,
Kyle is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Lindsay.
So we're about to call her and ask her why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Kyle,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?

Speaker 11 (39:21):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
I went on a really really great first date little Lenvy,
really low key.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
We just got food and just really talked and got.

Speaker 13 (39:29):
To know each other and it was so easy and nice,
and we went stargazing basically, and I had a great time.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
We made out for like five minutes straight. It was awesome.
And I have not heard from her since. So I'm
a little worried.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
And you think it might be because you maybe talked
too much steamrolled there?

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, I think I think it's. The technical term is
diarrhe of the mouse.

Speaker 13 (39:53):
I think I just I ramble. So I'm afraid about that,
but I don't know who knows.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 5 (40:02):
All right? Yeah? All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Hello, Hi, mansweek to Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Please yes speaking, Hey Lindsay, how are you.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jewbil Show. Hi, Lindsay, whole shows Here,
I'm Nina.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Hi and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Have you ever listened to the show before.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
It's familiar.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yeah, I mean I think off and on.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay, sweet, Well, we do a segment on our show
it's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and then you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
You from somebody.

Speaker 14 (40:48):
Oh, okay, are you ghosting somebody?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Well?

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Is this about Kyle?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's about Kyle? Yes, Oh, Kyle told us about your date.
He said he liked you, but he's confused. He says,
it's been like ten days and you haven't talked to him.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Well, it was it was a really it was a
really nice date.

Speaker 18 (41:07):
I mean, Kyle is is a real sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Oh my gosh, I can't.

Speaker 18 (41:12):
I can't believe I'm talking about this on the radio.

Speaker 14 (41:16):
The date was was really nice.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Kyle's a really, really sweet guy, he really is.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
So why are you ghosting him?

Speaker 13 (41:22):
Then?

Speaker 18 (41:23):
Well, I mean it's it's not about him exactly, It's
just to be honest, it was about the car snacks.

Speaker 11 (41:33):
Like the snacks, he.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Has enough car you're not calling him back because of
car snacks.

Speaker 18 (41:39):
No, No, I mean that sounds bad and no, it's
just more of like we made out because there was
some chemistry there. And when we were making out, I
kept tasting sour cream and onion chips.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Oh, couldn't get pasted it.

Speaker 11 (41:54):
It was like kissing the chips. It was just it
was a lot.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
It was a lot.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It is kind of weird though, whenever you kiss somebody
and you taste anything, though, so but you didn't think that,
you know, if he had a mint or gum or
like you kind of next time you went to kiss him,
there's like some mouthwash or something like you can't get
past sour cream and onion.

Speaker 18 (42:15):
Well, I mean I said to him at the time,
I said, hey, you know, do you want to I
have some gum in my purse.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
You want to have some of it?

Speaker 18 (42:25):
Yeah? I know, but I said, and he said yeah, okay,
and he had some and it just didn't really help
and I could still taste the chips.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Did he just get chips like or is that a
lingering thing and he just happens to taste like sour
creamin onion?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Or she would have known if you would have just
ate the chips.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I mean, I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (42:41):
I mean, it's not the worst flavor, but you know,
when you're kissing someone, you don't really want to be
tasting sour cream and onions like.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I could think of worse things to taste like, but
it would be distracting because I would be thinking about snacks,
very distracting the whole time I'm kissing. Okay, and that's
the reason you're not calling him back because of his
sour cream and onion breath.

Speaker 18 (43:00):
Honestly, yeah, that's really the reason why.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Okay, Well, thank you for being honest.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I have to let you know now, lindsay that Kyle
is actually on the phone listening and he wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
Oh my gosh, Okay, hi Kyle.

Speaker 13 (43:17):
Hi, Well, this is this is worse than I could
have even imagined.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
I'm so sorry. I don't know if they told you,
but I was.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
I was really worried that I had just you know,
talked and talked and talking to death and you were,
you know, annoyed with me or just we're over the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
And and I never in my life.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
Imagined that it would have been that my breath was bad,
and I am so absolutely mortified.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
I am so sorry.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
She didn't say it was bad. Yeah, she actually said
it was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
But just like you know, you can't have too many
tips like that, then you do start to get tired
of them.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
It's it's it's it's it's.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
My laze, you know, sour cream and onions those are
like my like go to. I always have like a
little little.

Speaker 13 (44:00):
Like mini bag, like in the car, you know, when
I go on long drives and stuff.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
I travel to see my.

Speaker 13 (44:05):
Parents, so it's you know, sometimes I gotta throw some
snacks in the carpet.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
I'm sorry, I really am. I should have thought about that,
and I don't know what the hell I was doing.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
But did you eat sour cream onion chips before the date?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
I did eat those before the date.

Speaker 13 (44:20):
I also just you generally usually carry a little kind
of bag in my.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Pocket, you know.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
But you love sour cream and onion chips more than
anybody I've ever hed.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
It's like a binkie.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Yeah. I mean, look, it's not always sour cream. Sometimes
it's barahue. Sometimes it's range. You know, who's who's to say?
But I will say you know what. I know it's
a little strange.

Speaker 13 (44:39):
But if you ever, you know, in need of a snack, bunch, sugars,
low or anything, I'm your guy.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
I got you.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
He's a literal sack. Lindsay, what do you think about that?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
I guess it's is sure.

Speaker 18 (44:54):
You know it's nice to have someone around who always
have snacks.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Listen.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
I'm totally fine also being told my breath is bad.
You know, it helps me fix it. If my breath
smells like sour cream or barbecue or cool ranch or
you know any of those.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Really, we're one of the other flavors. It doesn't matter.
Just tell me and I'll fix it. I'm okay. You'll
being told that?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Okay, Lindsay, Well, would you like to go on another
date with Kyle? Will pay for it, and you have
complete freedom to tell him if he's got flaming hot
cheeto breath.

Speaker 18 (45:25):
Well, I suppose yes, if I have that freedom, and
if you promise to avoid you know, maybe the tower
creaman onion next time, I.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Think that'd be nice.

Speaker 13 (45:35):
I just want you to know I'll be I'll be rushing,
I'll be mouthwashing, wash and I got everything. I got mentos,
I got denteen, I got all the stuff everything.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I'll be ready. I think that would be very fine, Kyle.

Speaker 11 (45:49):
I think it'd be fun.

Speaker 18 (45:51):
And you know what, if you are going to bring
a snack, my favorite is goldfish.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Just so you know, you know what you want goldfish.
You got goldfish. I'm doing it all right.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Congratulations Kyle, you got another date.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Thank you guys so much. Really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah, you will's first day follow give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Hey, but missus Popham, we have a new pope. White
smoke has just billowed from the Sixtine Chapel's chimney this
afternoon in Italy time. At any moment now, he will
appear on the balcony of Saint Peter's Basilica, Oh to
claim his throne day. I know, as I was reading this,
I was like, can a woman ever be a pope?

Speaker 10 (46:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, I guess that's interesting, but we can look into that.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
But anyway, so we'll find out what his name is
and who it is and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Literally any moment. Now I already know his name. Oh wow, wow,
what is his name? His name is don don what
key boy?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
No, he's been on say it fast.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I've said past like three.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Times a day already, and I get trapped everything key boy.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
That you just said it.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Boy, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I woke up this morning with the name don Keyboy
in my head. That funny name, donny boy. That is
a funny name, Pope, donkey boy.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
And that's your new best team.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
So we will all watch that together and find out
what that is. There's a woman who's trending right now
because she sued her job and got forty thousand dollars
after one of her coworkers compared her to Darth Vader.
Wait what so this is pretty wild because in the
office place, they were taking one of those Meyers Briggs
tests basically saying that you know, with a Star Wars theme,
So which Star Wars character are you based on your personality?

Speaker 13 (47:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
And she ended up landing on Darth Vader.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Why is that bad?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
She thought it was humiliating and that everybody in her
office place would now see her as somebody that was
unlikable because the person read hers and was like she's
Darth Vader blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Like, no, you wear like a black dress and this
face mask every day and then you breathe real loud.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Tell everybody here their father.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
But she stayed on the job for about a month
and then finally turned around and was like, no, man,
I'm feeling like this is a hostile work environment. She
went to court and everything for it, and they awarded
her forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Wow, she got her job.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
No, like she left, Oh, she don't want to and
they awarded her forty thousand dollars. That's just people probably
paying her out because I don't know how that's.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, they probably were just like this just needs to
go away. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I mean what Anyway, she agreed to take the test, right,
and it was Star Wars themed. But everything's sensitive in
a workplace, right, which I understand to.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Say getting paid for your sensitivity is that a new
gig you can be You can get a job and
then go I don't feel good here and then just.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Feel like people have been trying to make money at
that for a long time. I feel like people.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Have When she had money at that for a long time.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
She did. She Evil Genius Fader.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
This is interesting. The Golden Globes have just added a
new category for twenty twenty six, and for those of
us that enjoy audio, podcasting is now going to be
the next category Golden Globe. At the Golden Globe.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
But I thought it specifically for TV shows.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
That's why, Like, no, it's not just TV shows. It's
TV shows, it's also movies. It's basically all the awards
of all the shows. You're thinking of, Emmy's that's TV.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Oh, I am thinking of the gold to start a podcast?
Do we have a have a podcast?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
But I've been wanting to start a podcast for a while,
just like that's different than the show, the just the
stuff that goes up for the show. Check out our
podcasts at the jubleshow dot com please because we could
be on the Golden Globes, right we d I've been
trying to think of a podcast, another podcast to do.
I can't think of any ideas. But now that it
could be on the Golden Globes, movie, I'll have to
think of something.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Well, I'll just let you know who your main competition
will be. They're saying the.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
SmartLess podcast, Call Her Daddy Podcast, and the Joe Rogan
Experience are all in current to be the Golden Globe
winner of twenty twenty six. Podcast audiences expect to exceed
over six hundred million around the world by next year.
I would say, I mean, those are three pretty big podcasts.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
They're not art. I don't understand that. Does Golden Globes
also have a reality TV? I don't know, but I
definitely the equivalent. But I think that they have documentaries.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
That is a lot different than what I'm saying. This
is reality TV.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
They're not going to go with something like a serial
that takes takes you on a journey like that the storytelling.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Was I don't they do that.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I don't know what the smartlest One is. I'm not
familiar with that podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Probably very similar to the other two.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
And actually I've listened to the smart smartlest One. It's
pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
It's not whether you like it or not, is it.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I feel like I went on a journey listening to
the SmartLess. Not what I'm saying it shows like Oprah
and like those types of talk shows.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Ever Golden Globe winners, I'm not sure I need to
do if talk shows get Golden Globes and I can see.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
That, I need to look into that. I don't know
that for a fact that I'm about to.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Make sense to me. I mean, yeah, for Emmy's that
makes sense. I think it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I think it's a it's just shifting with the times,
like this is something that we're all focused on and
it is a big part of everybody.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I shouldn't say everybody.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
It's a big part of entertainment now and Golden Globes
is the staple of entertainment recognition.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
But let's be honest, Golden Globe is trying to be relevant.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
And because this anymore, maybe if Joe Rogan talks about it,
people will watch us.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
They just the three biggest podcast they could find and
go they might get one, so they'll.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Talk about the Golden Globes.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
The only time anybody ever watches the gold Globes when
Ricky Gervais hosting it.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
That's when you watch it. Because I can tell you
I don't care about Ricky.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
But they do say like the Golden Globes is to
recognize excellence in film and television, right, so why podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Like that's like, yess, it's YouTube, but that's not even
TV either. I don't know television and I don't know.
But that's also like when people freak out when they
start doing social media awards and stuff. But isn't that
where people are living most of the time, but then
they can go But like that's like they've.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Created by the way, the Jewel Show is nominated for
a webbie, yeah, which is amazing, but.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Our web webby people, I don't know what webbies are.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
It's the oscars of the Internet. Okay, yeah, it's the
oscars of the Internet. YouTube webbies, yeah, anything on all
the Internet. And then so the gold was really just
trying to steal the web webs. I didn't know what
the lees were like, but that's amazing, the oscars of
the Internet, and we were nominated for one. Why don't
you like it? It doesn't really bother me.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
I just don't like that, Like like the Gold I
don't know, like Golden Globes like has something to do
with the Internet, like I mean does like streaming stuff
like that, but it's like specifically for film and movies,
like I but.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
That's when film and movies it was created when film
and film and movies were the main medium, or like
one of the biggest mediums.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Now that's changed.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
And I'm kind of agree on Brad with this, and
I had never thought i'd ever say that, but I'm
kind of welcome.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
All right, well, welcome to the correct specifactly a podcast
called the Golden Lobes like ear low.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
That's funny, and then we should have like statues.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Of ears, yeah, be hosted by don Key Boy.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Wow, that's what's trending. Statue wearing headphones? Yeah, got it.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
That's honestly, that's kind of like that new character Donkey Boy.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Doubles. A prety little secret.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (53:05):
Oh? Yes, I do?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
All right?

Speaker 9 (53:08):
So I have this family member. I found out some
some really crazy stuff. Basically, I found out that my
my dad stepdad was cheating on my mom. And I
haven't told really anyone except my siblings. But here's the catch.

(53:29):
He's cheating on my mom with me.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Wait, so you told your siblings this.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
You're sleeping with your septembe yes?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Oh whoa. I was gonna ask how you knew, but
I guess that kind of.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Kind of fun, you know, I mean, I mean, how
do you feel about it?

Speaker 9 (53:49):
I feel like a complete piece of to be honest,
but I'd.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Like it, so it happens a lot.

Speaker 9 (53:55):
Oh no, we're done for now.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I think how you think?

Speaker 9 (54:01):
I hope I gotta tell my mom though, maybe I
can put it on the radio. We could tell her.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
You want to tell your mom? No, it's not a game.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
And yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Pretty messed up.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
So you're gonna tell your mom that you've been hooking
up with your stepdad?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Yeah, I mean, that's one way to make sure you
never do it again, because I'm sure he'll be gone
after that.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
But then your mom's gonna be heartbroken.

Speaker 9 (54:24):
I know she thought him too, I think probably.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
So what did your What.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Did your siblings say when you told them?

Speaker 9 (54:35):
How big is it?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Stop it?

Speaker 9 (54:36):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (54:41):
Yeah? Bro?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Is this guy like mega hot or something?

Speaker 9 (54:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, okay, well how big is it?

Speaker 9 (54:55):
I'm gonna put I'm gonna say, hold your arm out
and look at your four arm from your rick to
your elbow.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Okay, all right, maybe we should call them mom? Are
you Catholic?

Speaker 5 (55:06):
By chance?

Speaker 9 (55:08):
I was growing up?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I just feel like I just feel it would be
a good time to go to confessional.

Speaker 9 (55:16):
They're real.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I mean that thought about that too, But that's your
whole family.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Glora is never homeschool your kids. Let him go out
and play.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
That's a great lesson. Thank you very much for that
and your love you guys to your studad okay, your
dirty little secret. What's your dirty little secret.

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