The Full Jubal Show from May 13th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is your job stressful? It's a jewble show. Well, I
guarantee there's one group of employees out there that are
definitely more overworked, more underpaid, and show more skin in
the summer months than you do. I'm talking about Amazon
delivery drivers with those long hours, tight delivery times and
even tighter shorts. And how do I know they're overworked

(00:21):
Because there's a crazy story this morning of an Amazon
delivery driver doing something shocking, and it's got the entire
internet sharing other shocking things that have happened with their
Amazonian package. My strows, Oh what did this Amazon delivery
driver do that's making international headlines? Will tell you right
after this it's a jewel show. Mercy upon me. Fool

(00:50):
washer costs his footage from a ring doorbell camera Amazon
delivery driver who slipped and fell when they were delivering their.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Package on that black ice and tow my ship and bone.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Make a brother pass out. You might just talking to himself.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, as top down had another k one beginning. Hell
on upout it Oh boom man made me drop the
people packages.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Worker, I think I'm at the wrong house.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Like feel nothing below the waste way. I don't think
there's any employee that's more stressed out than an Amazon
delivery driver. They work crazy hours, their delivery times are
super tight, and they're constantly melting down. There's always videos
of them online. And one delivery driver did something yesterday

(01:50):
that's got the entire world talking about it. Here's the
news story of that Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Delivery driver for Amazon can seem to hold it in
on more than one occasion. A woman is about to
leave an Amazon package at this porch off Fiano Drive
in Woolen Hills around five point thirty Mother's Day morning,
but she also leaves a smelly surprise. She relieves herself
does number one and number two before pulling.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Up her shorts.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I love this story and walks away. The homeowners were
expecting a Mother's Day gift.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
When I woke up, my husband said he was gonna
bring me some coffee in a pastry. He went downstairs
and was greeted by a not only one package, but
a second inappropriate, disgusting package which was essentially like human
feces and to be urination.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
She was not done.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
On another delivery later that morning, the worker is seen
urinating on the front proper.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Too much coffee to get going Yeah, a different Woodland
Hills home.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
She pulls down her shorts, does her business, and takes
off like nothing ever happened.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I kind of like clutched my pearls a little bit
because I'm like, really a second time, it's kind of like, wow,
still still not done.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
It's unclear why the driver just couldn't wait to find
a restroom.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
That was disgusting and like very disgusting.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
This is something you guys would never do, right, No, No,
you probably had taco before.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
An Amazon delivery driver was fought using the bathroom both
things number one and number two at two different residences
the other day, and the entire internet is talking about
and other people are sharing the crazy things that their
Amazon delivery drivers have done.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
I just love that the News decided to cover it
so thoroughly.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, they really did. They spent a long time on it.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
What are they supposed to do though, because there's not
a lot of bathrooms just running around.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
That somebody's front yard, Like right after you list, I'm
not saying the right yard.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
I'm asking what the solution is though.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
The gas Asian Yeah, most of them don't even have
bathrooms that you can like, they're like no, you can't
go here before. They don't have one Starbucks, not even
buy something. Well whatever, it's a lot better than going
on somebody's lawn. A delivery driver for Amazon can't seem
to hold it in.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
On more than one occasion, a woman has seen about
the leaving yeah Amazon package at this port off Fiano
Drive in Woolen Hills around five point thirty Mother's Day morning,
but she also leaves a smelly surprise.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
She relieved. The things that they wrote in this news
says number one, number two before night at night, crappy
Mother's Day. Here's another news story from an Amazon delivery
driver melting down.

Speaker 9 (04:25):
Amazon driver in Georgia has been fired after a video
of him driving on a sidewalk was posted to TikTok.
The video shows that driver steering his delivery van down
a sidewalk in an Atlanta suburb. The user who recorded
the video believes the driver was going thirty five miles
an hour.

Speaker 10 (04:41):
WHOA, I was doing five miles an hour? How does
he know that? That is his eyes Pidomeita. That's how
people we've been driving. They won't mind that business. Of course,
I was on the car because we do corpside delivery.
It's as Eta now on the on the eventide, I
can be today side the course, I can be to
the house.

Speaker 11 (05:01):
Hey, give that guy a raise. Yeah, he knows curtside delivery.
So I'm driving on the curve. Says we're here now
curve side. I am on this mother trucking curve.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Another family in Arizona shared a story of their Amazon
delivery person. The package didn't arrive, it just flew in.
The driver stood at the edge of the driveway, wound
up like a baseball pitcher, and hurled the box at
their door and bounced off the porch and landed perfectly
on the welcome mat. Nice skills. Points like a little

(05:33):
point thing popped up on his in his head on
the screen.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
As long it was as it wasn't like a breakable package. Well,
that's a cool thing to deliver it. I'm not mad
at that.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Another news story came out of a man in Las
Vegas who fell a Las Vegas who fell asleep inside
the back of his Amazon van during a lunch break,
and unfortunately it was parked in a legal spot, so
the van was towed with him still inside. He's quoted
as saying, I woke up in a Junkyards running by raccoon.
I was just trying to eat my hot pocket. The

(06:08):
Amazon drivers are going wild right now. It's an interesting.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Drawn.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yesterday he saw a happy one.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
He's so happy, had long curly hair, and he was singing,
and he had his windows down and he was just driving.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was like, you know, he's a happy give him
a week or two. Can't seem to hold it in.
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

(06:43):
this is P Deakins. I'm the assistant to the vice
principal here middle school. I was looking for Amelia's mom, Carla.

Speaker 12 (06:52):
Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Hi, Carla. Do you have a few minutes to talk
about something?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I do?

Speaker 12 (06:58):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Where well yeah, as far as your daughter goes, yes,
everything is great. She's a good student and doing really
well on the volleyball squad. So very happy about that.
But not everything is okay now?

Speaker 12 (07:14):
Oh no, okay, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, we need to talk about you actually see Yes,
so you like to attend your daughter Amelia's volleyball games.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
Yeah, of course, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's great, good supportive parent. We like seeing that. However,
I have to let you know that you are not
going to be allowed to come to the games for
the unforeseen future.

Speaker 13 (07:46):
What do you mean, where is it coming from?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
What do I think?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You know what? The issue is definitely not very distracting.

Speaker 12 (07:55):
What's distracting? What are you talking?

Speaker 14 (07:59):
Rot?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm talking about the clapping or the lack thereof when
it comes to rhythm and clapping. Your clapping is all
over the place, and there's been many complaints about the
way that you.

Speaker 15 (08:14):
Are you kidding me? No, I want to ask you,
are you kidding me? Because I'm there to support my daughter, right,
I'm there to applaud my daughter.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yes, that's your great. It's good to have support from parents,
you know, except sometimes our support can come off a
little misguided when it's all over the place. I mean,
I was at the last game and I was sitting
behind you, and it was distracting. How off your clapping is.

Speaker 13 (08:45):
So who are you?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
P deakins? I'm the assistant to the vice principal.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Here that school.

Speaker 12 (08:53):
So you're the assistance the vice principal. Okay, great job
you have there, And what is your job then? Just
to watch me? I'm being facetious.

Speaker 13 (09:05):
You have a a small job.

Speaker 12 (09:09):
Okay, so now you're just watching people clap and a
plot and then banning people parents.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
No, that is not my job. I'm not watching people clap,
but it's hard to look away when clapping like that.
It's going on. We're willing to let you come back
to the games, if you're willing to come down to
the school three times a week, and you'll go to
our music room. You'll meet with a music teacher.

Speaker 12 (09:33):
He'll put on here.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm sorry, No, you'll put on a metronome. You'll put
on a metronome. I don't know if you know what
a metronome is. It counts the beats and you can
learn to clap sort of with the metronome and not
all over the place. So a clap should be a clap,

(09:55):
should be clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, and you're a
cup cup, it's it's all over the place. And so
we can't have that kind of distraction at our games.

Speaker 15 (10:04):
As idea, if you actually were cheering on the team,
you wouldn't have to worry about the way that other
people are clapping.

Speaker 12 (10:11):
This is so.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Stupid and they've lost their last few games.

Speaker 15 (10:16):
Are you blaming my kid losing on.

Speaker 12 (10:20):
The way that I clap. Are you?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I mean, I can't just say that, but you know
it tends to get the rhythm off a little bit
when someone's clapping kind of out of sync with everybody.

Speaker 13 (10:30):
Don't you think you're such a jerk?

Speaker 15 (10:31):
This is this is like absolutely ruining my day right now.
I'm in the middle of work and you're calling me.
Tell me that I'm banned from my kid's game because
I can't clap.

Speaker 13 (10:41):
How does that sound?

Speaker 16 (10:42):
Is it not okay to you?

Speaker 12 (10:44):
That sound and be to you.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
A little bit off?

Speaker 13 (10:49):
I'm going to leave work right now.

Speaker 12 (10:50):
I'm going to come down school and I'm going to
talk to the principle.

Speaker 13 (10:54):
Not the VP, not the assistant to the VP.

Speaker 15 (10:58):
I'm going to talk to the actual head show all right,
And there's my clapping like that.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hey, Carla, this is actually Gebil from The Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you. And your husband said
you too, it's a joke. He said that he's always
giving your crap about the way that you clap and
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 15 (11:21):
Like laughing.

Speaker 16 (11:21):
Isn't that bad?

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Wake up every morning with Jebel phone franks give us
three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's What's trending.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
No, there's a woman who's trending this morning for going
viral for her row tissy that caused a tizzy in
the airport.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Whoas chicken. Yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Don't know why I knew it she was talking about there,
but she just wanted some row tissy on her flight,
and everybody freaked out because she brought one. So this
woman has quite a bit of followers, and so she
documents a lot of her life, and one of the
things that she talks about a lot is that she
has something that you call food anxiety. She needs to
have snacks with at all times. I kind of get it, though,

(12:04):
if you're a angry person, or if you have blood
sugar issues, then you might also have food anxiety. So
she talks about how she brings snacks on her flights
all the time, but this time she brought a whole
rotisserie chickensa protein exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's what she said.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
I was like, I just wanted clean protein and to
give myself a first class experience by bringing it on
the flight.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Did she bring it like in the Costco bag, like
fully just bought or more like I took it apart
and put it in plastic baggies myself.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
No, it was in the bag. Oh she posed with it.
It was in the bag, yeah, the one that you
buy it in.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
So the funny part is the people that are mad
aren't even the people that were on the flight. It's
the people that are commenting on her post about her rotissie.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Why are they mad? There's mad they didn't.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Get any They're mad because they think that the smell
is disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What that smells delicious? Who's it disrespecting?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Listen, this might be the first time I've ever been
sitting here going, you know what, I'm good with this
influencer's dumb thing that they did. Yeah, I think protisserie
chicken is welcomed pretty much anywhere.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I mean, it sells. It doesn't smell bad, you know,
it's not like you brought fish, nasty smelling fish that
you reheated on the plane, right, But it would make
other people on the plane hungry. Like when I like
to bring food on the plane, but whenever I get
on a plane and someone else is on there and
they have like a brito or something, and I'm like,
I didn't have time to get one. Rush man so jealous.

(13:32):
They got it all together, they figured out everything. I'm
sitting here just waiting for these pretzels or whatever they're
gonna give me.

Speaker 16 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Meanwhile, you look over and a woman's eating an entire
chicken on your.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Flock, just pulling the leg off.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Honestly, she probably would look next to you and be like,
hey man, you has in my rotistry chicken?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah sure, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I was kind
of inspired by it.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I was.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
I'm kind of surprised that so many people were hating,
but they were outsider.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
We are sign of a chicken petting zoo. I'm fine
with rotisserie chickens anywhere pretty much. What I'm not fine
with is the food anxiety thing.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
That's dumb.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Go away.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
I don't think that that's dumb, that's real, it's not real.
Well I might have it now, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Would like to know what her reaction is she doesn't
have food, Like, does she have an anxiety attack because
she mismanaged her own levels? She probably throws around those
mental health ros like to have a food anxiety, I
have to take chicken on there. It's kind of my
OCD exactly, Like, honestly, it's so disrespectful to people that
actually deal with Like do you have to turn a

(14:35):
light switch off seven times before you leave every room?
Otherwise the world's gonna end. You don't have an OCD
your particular.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Don't talk about her trauma that way, right, speaking of
I guess I wouldn't call it trauma, but something that
is kind of sad. There's a news story that's saying
that the Southern accent may disappear. We love the Southern
accent so much, but more more than five point five
point eight million people have moved to the South in

(15:05):
the twenty twenties, which is more than four times the
combined total of the other three regions. And so what
they're saying is, with all of these new transplants to
the South, the accent is disappearing.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I doubt it. I don't think I'll disappear. I think
I'll stay here forever. I hope it does stay your
very Do you move to the South and not adopt
it like I thought? I figured, if you moved to
the Deep South.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
I've never been to New Orleans, but if I lived
in New Orleans for thirty six hours.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I do it on a layover.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Plane.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm like, this place is you?

Speaker 7 (15:45):
So I hope it doesn't go away, and if it
starts to everybody, just adopt it so we can keep
it alive absolutly.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be a wait plus
which one? There's like ninety different ones. I walk down
the street here in nine different accents.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
But that's what they're saying, So keep it alive. That's
what trending. They are fears, that's what's trending, y'all.

Speaker 17 (16:03):
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Speaker 1 (16:10):
Remy is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Terka. So in
a minute, we're gonna call her and see shelves why
she's ghosting and maybe get another date. But first, Remy,
how long has it been since you heard from Tarika?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's been about two weeks.

Speaker 18 (16:23):
Now, Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Have you reached out to her?

Speaker 19 (16:26):
I mean at first I was reaching out, but no,
I've kind of gotten the point and you know, held
back recently.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
But why don't you tell us about your date.

Speaker 19 (16:36):
Yeah, sure, So we went out to stake place in
town I really like, and then after that we went
out for a froio and then we even went out
a little dive bar I really like after that. So
I don't know, was a great night. You know, you know,
we met up around seven, and you know, by the
time I dropped her off, it was you know, almost

(16:56):
already night. So great night, a lot of fun.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
This is always weird when you go to three different
locations and then you get ghosted, because at that point
you have a pretty good feeling that like, this person
wants to spend time with you, Like you had it
out two different times.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Did you feel like she was super nice?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, she was super nice.

Speaker 19 (17:13):
I like, you know, we talked a while before even
our first date, and like, I don't know, we're both
vibing really good together. And yeah, it was really weird
that she didn't tell me anything was wrong.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
So could it be like work or family related that
she's not like something's going on in her personal life?

Speaker 19 (17:29):
Yeah, I mean, she she's some like she really had
her stuff together. But you know it's definitely possible she
told get this kind of busy, but you know, like
I said, it's been a couple of weeks, so I
figured if she wanted to go out another date, maybe
she would have answered me.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
But I really, at least you want to know why.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
During the date, Remy, did she give you feelings that
she liked you? Did she say that or is there
something that could have possibly happened that would have made
the date kind of take a turn?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 19 (17:55):
Like so I guess the one thing is I was
making like kind of some suggestive comments, like you know,
because things were going so well, like you know, how
much I liked her and stuff, and it seemed like those.

Speaker 16 (18:05):
Feelings were kind of reciprocated.

Speaker 19 (18:07):
But I don't know, maybe I pushed too hard, Like
that's the one thing I could really.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Think of, But like what did you say? What direction
were you pushing?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Who?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I really liked you? I can't we get married?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (18:16):
Or yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (18:18):
Yeah, no, no, nothing like that, but just like, oh,
you know, next time I have to do this, and
you know, things like that, like you know kind of
you know, you know, insinuating that you know, just want
to be the only you know, date.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I think that's some good things. Yeah, yeah, you can't
think of anything awkward that happened or any reason did
you'd be getting ghosted?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, I don't know, Like, uh, I don't know.

Speaker 19 (18:40):
Maybe I wasn't dressed right, like I was wearing like
corduroy pants or something. Maybe she was judging me on that.

Speaker 13 (18:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Corduroys are in now, so ish okay, So maybe you
were getting judged on that, Like I mean, I like them?
How tight were they?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
You said? Just right?

Speaker 19 (19:04):
Man?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Okay, all right, Well we'll see if that is the issue.
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she tell us why she's ghosting you,
and then maybe get you another date if you still want.

Speaker 19 (19:12):
Okay, all right, also appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
So we'll play a song, come back, and get your
first day follow up next. Right in the middle of
your first day followup if you're just joining us, Remy
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Tarika.
So in a second, we're going to call her and
see if she tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But first, Remy, why don't
you catch everybody up on your date with Tarica?

Speaker 19 (19:33):
So, yeah, we went out to steak place. We had
frozen yogurt, you know, we went to a dive bar,
you know, all together. We were together probably for about
five hours.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
It's a great day. You know.

Speaker 19 (19:43):
A text her a few times after the date. But
now it's been about two weeks, haven't.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Heard from her.

Speaker 13 (19:47):
Don't know if she was judging me on my Corrouroy.

Speaker 19 (19:50):
Taint and some of the talent that was making, you know,
you know, hoping that we would you know, it wouldn't
be our only date or anything like that. And yeah,
I'm just really like to give or find out like
why I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
An Okay, cool, you're ready for us to call her?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Hell you?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Okay? Here we go. Hi, I speak to Erica. Please.
This is hey Tarica. How are you? My name is
Jewbell and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
The Jubil Show. Hi, Sarah, I'm Nina. I'm also on

(20:28):
the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Serious.

Speaker 16 (20:30):
Please, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
You listen to the show?

Speaker 15 (20:35):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, we do a segment on the show called the
First Date follow Up, where if you go on a
date with somebody and ghost them, that person emails us
to call you up and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
We got an email about you.

Speaker 16 (20:54):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
It's from a dude named Remy. Oh no, oh yeah, yep?
Are you ghosting Remy?

Speaker 16 (21:05):
Can I say yes or no?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay? Yeah? Would you mind explaining to us what that means?

Speaker 16 (21:11):
Though, I get like I definitely put off messaging him back.
I'll put it that way. I've put off messaging him.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Back, So he's not totally ghosted yet, it's just delayed.
Just at this point, it sounds funny.

Speaker 18 (21:31):
It wasn't anything like I literally just got thrown off.

Speaker 16 (21:36):
That was that was it? Like, it wasn't like anything.
I was just thrown off. Okay, So I couldn't stop
thinking about what happened where we went to get frozen.

Speaker 20 (21:46):
Ugurt, Like like I don't know what happened, but like
he he like became like a monster in that Proteo shop,
Like he added everything that they.

Speaker 16 (21:57):
Had available for toppings and stuff. He went bonkers, like
he added everything like cookies and gummy bears and sprinkles
and the Chobo syrup and and the strawberry.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, it sounds like he was having Yeah, it sounds
like something I do too, sending forty bucks at those things.
Are so good. I don't understand what just one right, Well.

Speaker 18 (22:27):
It was my thought process, but I was like, I
was like weird.

Speaker 16 (22:30):
I was like, okay, this thing is going to weigh
forty pounds, and.

Speaker 18 (22:33):
I just like, has she never been to one of
those places?

Speaker 16 (22:35):
Like is this first time out of the house?

Speaker 18 (22:37):
Like I was.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
No.

Speaker 16 (22:40):
I just I guess I thought about it like way
too much. And then I was like, well, I'll get
back to him. You know, I was still in my
head and then I completely forgot to get back to him.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, that sounds like something Victoria.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Yeah, obviously you're judging him on having so many top
Does that Does that.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Tell you something about his character? Or you're just really
not sure how somebody can mix cookies and gummy bears together.
I'm not really understanding how this was like an ick
for you.

Speaker 16 (23:11):
It's just like a lot like I think, I was
just stunned. It was kind of like a train wreck
kind of thing. I was just watching it.

Speaker 18 (23:19):
I'm like, I just can't I just can't stop thinking
about it.

Speaker 13 (23:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Okay, let me ask you this, Karika. This will help
me understand. What do you put on your frozen yogurt.

Speaker 16 (23:28):
Oh well, like the flavors coordinate, Like I'll do like,
you know, two free flavors that like all makes sense together,
but no toppings. I'll do some toppings, but I'll do like, oh,
like let's do like a strawberry and a chocolate with
like some fresh strawberries on it or something like that.

Speaker 18 (23:44):
That makes sense, Like.

Speaker 16 (23:45):
I do a couple of things.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Yeah, no, no, I get it now. Her closet is
like it's color coordinator.

Speaker 16 (23:51):
It is actually, yeah, I see, Okay, it.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Just needed to understand, okay, why the chaos was through.

Speaker 16 (24:00):
So kay is a good word for it.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, that's the reason that you're ghosting is because of
the toppings on his froyo.

Speaker 16 (24:07):
I was just kind of picturing, you know how like
there's those people at the like soda fountains that they
get like a splash of every single flavor in the
cup like that always.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, so I do that too. What Yeah, it's very
very incoction.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
It's called anina. I understand your names, like Nina aid,
you know, like Lemonade was like anyways.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Erica, thank you for telling us. I should also let
you know that Remy is on the phone. Listening and
wants to talk to a little.

Speaker 19 (24:38):
So yeah, I guess I kind of like you could
say a fruit punch of frozen yogurt, like you've heard
of the kid in the candy store, while I'm like
the man in the frog heal place, like I just
can't make my mind. So I guess maybe I didn't
want to hold on the date, so of deciding, I
just did a little bit of everything. Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
If I don't think you into a.

Speaker 19 (25:04):
I don't know, I'm pretty offended.

Speaker 16 (25:06):
So I was okay, So I Clarica said, I'm so sorry.
I was not offended. I was just blown away, you
want to mind, just blown like I.

Speaker 18 (25:16):
Don't think I had the power to think after that.

Speaker 19 (25:19):
You know, maybe sometime you go out for pizza or something,
but you know, I like to order a lot of
topics on those.

Speaker 16 (25:25):
I was gonna say, like, how many topics go on
your pizza? Like are you one of those people that
put party concina butter or something?

Speaker 19 (25:34):
But maybe some sausage and pine apple and green pepper
and onion and Canadian bacon and taco and you know,
pepperoni and black olloves, green olives, So not too many
mushrooms but not too many toppings.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
But I.

Speaker 18 (25:54):
Don't know that well, at least like with pizzas you
can usually order like and half.

Speaker 19 (26:00):
So but yeah, so it was just a proio. Huh
Like I was really kind of going around an ear
from you.

Speaker 16 (26:08):
Oh like I wasn't really like ghosting me because of it.

Speaker 18 (26:12):
I just got in my head.

Speaker 16 (26:14):
About it and then I honestly I meant to get
back to you.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
And then I just I didn't like that.

Speaker 16 (26:19):
That's it. Like I wish I had a better excuse.

Speaker 18 (26:22):
I wish I had a clever use, and I have
nothe it was.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Just would you like to go out with me again?
We'll pay for it. I mean, we'll pay for most
of it. I don't know how much is Froo cost
if you guys get Froo, but we'll pay for it.

Speaker 18 (26:35):
I mean, I guess the your question is like, is
he willing to go out with me again?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's fair?

Speaker 19 (26:41):
Yeah, you know that, uh pizza with the twenty topping
just sounded pretty good now, so that'd be awesome.

Speaker 16 (26:47):
Well, I mean, if you want a third date, just
don't get the twenty topping pizza. I'm like, you will
first date.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Follow up with only some sort of a mentally challenged.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 13 (27:04):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive? It's almost
time for America's Favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia and suit up for a mission to
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So calls up if you want to play eight eight

(27:26):
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Speaker 14 (27:44):
You know what you'll find, picture of me, No, the
definition of the word idiot, which you are.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia, to see top act Katy Perry, and travel
to Planet Pop for the evening to planet Pop, and
let's meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria Ton? What up?

Speaker 14 (28:10):
Ton?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
How are you hi? I'm doing all right? How about yourself?
I'm doing great? Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I believe so?

Speaker 16 (28:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
How ready? Though? Because I don't know if you've heard,
I'm on a bit of a winning streak, so.

Speaker 17 (28:23):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (28:24):
On a scale of one to ten, I'd stay like
a eight point five.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
So he's ready to take down Victoria. I'm at a nine.
All right, we can just send Victoria out of the studio.
Confidence bro, Here we go, Ton. Game is played like this.
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just stay pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Okay, all right, sounds good? All right?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Are you ready to go? Doors closed? She's outside and Ton,
your time starts now. In computing? What does HTML stand for?

Speaker 12 (29:04):
Pat?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
What is the name of Sherlock Holmes' loyal companion.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Boston?

Speaker 7 (29:10):
What is the smallest planet in our solar system?

Speaker 13 (29:14):
Mercury?

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Who is the author of the Harry Potter series? J
what's the capital of the Vatican.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
Path?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
What artist is known for painting the persistence of memory past.
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting ready to go and
putting your headphones on and stuff, ton, would you rather
have spaghetti hair or maple syrup sweat? Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Yeah, at least it's something sweet.

Speaker 12 (29:52):
At least it's something sweet.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
And you smell. You'd always want to be and you
wouldn't have problems like getting motivation to work out because
you'd want to sweat. Yeah, and all the puppies would
be around you at all times, exactly get the work out. Yeah,
good answer. All right, Victoria is back in studio visual
and I don't like her headphones are on, she's sweating
maple syrup. Eh no, I'd you rather ask spaghetti hair?

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I think of like the texture, So you'd rather spaghetti hair.
I'd rather have neither of those. Well, you can only
have one of them or the other. I think spaghetti
hair really? Yeah? Okay? With sauce, Well, jewell, I can't
think about this right now. I need to prepare for
the game. Would your head be a meatball? Then you
have been called meatball?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I have?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Oh maybe I can see that all right here, we
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to be ton outright to win a ton. You
can tell Victoria when to go all right?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Three, two, one go?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
In computing, what does HTML stand for? Oh? I hot,
my l lame that I don't know? Pass?

Speaker 7 (31:03):
What is the name of Sherlock Holmes's loyal companion, uh
and Nola Holmes? What is the smallest planet in our
solar system?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Mars?

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Who is the author of the name Potter series author?
I know her name, I know her name, I know
her name. I don't know her name?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Pass? What's the capital of the right? You would wait?
You were asking questions? I said, what's the capital of
the Vatican? Oh, my girl's gonna be so mad at me.
I don't know this one. Why do it always want?
I just can't think it right now? The bess Hope
what Jubile? I'm not looking at you. I don't know
the answer, Hope, phil Hopeville. It's not Hope.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Crow.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
It is now and send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Pruser
brad Ton got three correct Victoria got one. Correct, Tom, congratulations,
you did it. I'm gonna Victoria's winning streak of one
and you got Katy Perry tickets for playing. Oh my god,

(32:09):
this is awesome. I know exactly what I'm gonna do tonight.
Who what are you gonna do?

Speaker 13 (32:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (32:18):
I'm probably gonna invite coming out.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh there you go, Okay, fly off into space. Oh yeah, yep.
It's not often an astronaut does the singing and dancing tour.
All right, let's get the answers now with.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
Nina htmls dance for hypertext markup language. What the name
of Sherlock Holmes's loyal companion is doctor Watson. The smallest
planet in our solar system is Mercury. The author of
the Harry Potter series is JK.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Rowling.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
And the capital of the Vatican is Vatican City. Oh
my gosh, I knew that it's a city in a
country that's free. Nope, it is its own capital.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Dang it. Seriously.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
Oh wait, there's one more. The artist known for painting
the Persistence of Memory is Salvador Dolly.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I would ton thank you for playing, man. I appreciate you.

Speaker 12 (33:03):
Yeah, I appreciate you. I love the radio show.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, thank you man, thanks, thank you very much. You
want to take Victoria to the Katy Perry.

Speaker 13 (33:11):
Show, What.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I'll have to think about that one or playing for
Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning? Remember,
do you want to play Victoria? I have to do
is DMUs at the Jugle Show. Give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
So the Cans Film Festival kicks off this week and
they just announced something big will be banned this year.
What the Grand Dame of Cinematic Showcases has announced that
naked dressing will be banned on the red carpet at
the seventy eighth annual festival. Like nude the naked dresses,
so like the ones that are kind of see through

(33:50):
and like you just have you know, little parts showing
or a lot of cutouts and stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Are really cute.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
I think so too, But they don't want any of
the nude dresses on the red carpet this year. And
then there was kind of a flashback, like there's a
bunch of slides they've been doing nude dressing on this
red carpet for years, really, but now the Grand Name
of Cinematic Showcases.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
This year said no, who is the grand Dame? I
don't know. It's the person that they just referred to
as the Grand Name of Cinematic Showcases. Does it change
every year? Kind of mechanic title? Very cool title. I
want to be your Grand Dame Cinematic Showcases. What do
you do for work? I'm the Grand Dame of Cinematic Showcases.
Off with your head? If you were the Grand Name

(34:35):
of Cinematic Showcases a little much, certainly end some careers. Definitely. Yeah,
they basically are with the naked dressing. A lot of
people lean on that. They do. They're cute, but not
the red carpets. Well, I mean, whether they are or aren't,
they won't be there this year. Here does she end
everything by saying, the Grand Dame of Cinematic Masterpieces is spoken?
I hope?

Speaker 20 (34:55):
So?

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Oh wait, she signed her name like that to Cinematic
Showcases Showcases, like they said, like jubil fresh grand Dame.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I hope, so that would be cool. I hope so too.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
That's pretty cool. But this is also very cool. I
think he's got a big hat in my head. Definitely
a big hat GDCS.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, sign GDCS. And she's always got a cigarette in
one of those long cigarette holders, but never smokes it.
It's just always lit though. Wait, what you know those
big long cigarette holders, not bigret old huela deville. Yeah,
a big hat. Yeah, I kind of got kulla vibes.
But you know you said big ciga resident. I was
thinking us a guard. I'm like, you have her picture

(35:36):
with like at and a cigard long sticks and the
little sticks at the end. No, okay, pipe you know
curl deville. Yeah, yeah, she's got one of those. Does
she does? What kind of curled devilla? Y'all watch him?
Oh my gosh, just google it. I'll google it. Okay.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
Yeah, you guys might really be into this story too,
because it's science. U c l A is close to
solving baldness. So there are new researchers that appear to
be getting close to this hair revolution. They found a
molecule called the PP four oh five that wakes up
sleeping hair follicles and tells them to do their job.
I laughed too, But so what they're saying is it's

(36:16):
real hair that grows back and they've actually already started
to get a lot of funding for it, because of
course men want to want to see this.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I think anybody wants to see this. Yeah, I'm starting
to get thinned out, and I'm like, I don't know, man,
I don't want that. I was like, are you going bold?
I'm like, not really gone, but I will obviously at
some point. And I'm like, am I going to Turkey
to get this fixed?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Or what I mean?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You could. But it says that this actual like this
thing will be ready to go by twenty twenty seven.
It's not too late.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
It's not approved by the Sea yet. More studies have
to be done to determine the long term safety. But
it could be ready by twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
But it isn't a lot of our food. They've already
cleared it for that. I'm sure, right right, highly possible.
We don't know if we can put it in people's
hair follicles, but Cheerios has it all in there. I
do to where they got it.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, I can't promise you where the hair will grow,
but if he eats the cheerios, something will pop out.

Speaker 16 (37:10):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Only on the Jubile show. Isabelle is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater, and she's been with
her boyfriend Joel for two years, but now she thinks
he might be cheating. So we'll see if we can
catch him if he is. In just a second, But first, Isabelle, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way. What's
going on? Why do you think Joel might be cheating?

Speaker 13 (37:32):
I mean, okay, Joel and I we are both very
much like the same. We're fun, we're adventures. We you know,
our relationship has been really a good time, like we
are up for anything.

Speaker 21 (37:47):
We met at a concert and not to say too much,
but it started off pretty much on.

Speaker 13 (37:53):
A high, on a climax time.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well got it.

Speaker 13 (37:57):
You know, joels like he's he's just great. He's up
for all the wild things that I'm up for. Like
we are literally like this twin fling.

Speaker 21 (38:06):
Basically, and we've talked about, you know, possibly having another
person to join us for a little fun time, nothing crazy,
nothing serious, you know, like polyomori or anything like that,
just for fun, okay, And I just.

Speaker 13 (38:24):
Feel like, unfortunately, maybe he has already started that. I
don't know. I don't want to like jump to conclusion,
but like, I don't know, I think that Joel I
saw something. I wasn't really snooping, but I kind of was.

Speaker 21 (38:42):
I just want to make sure he hasn't started looking,
because we kind of talked about it but haven't really
started anything.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
So what did you find when you were snooping?

Speaker 13 (38:54):
Okay? He had his computer open and I couldn't resist.
It was just like passing his office. You know, we
have like a little office space for him in our place,
and I was just like passing and I saw.

Speaker 21 (39:04):
The computer was open, and I was like, oh, and
I it was you know, I didn't have to go
to a password or anything like he had just left
the room, which yeah, So it was just there. And
I saw a chat with a friend of ours whose
name is Sidney. She's just like a kind of more
own acquaintance.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
We don't really know her that well, like she's not
like a really close friend or anything like that. And
she's actually someone that we had talked about joining us.
So I was like, wait a second, has he liked her?
You know? It was and it was it wasn't that flirty.
It was just like a little flirty, like nothing a
major nothing, and there was no like, oh yeah, we're
gonna meete at this time.

Speaker 21 (39:44):
I didn't really catch him doing anything, but there's definitely
like something some conversation happening.

Speaker 13 (39:50):
We never hung out with her that much, like we
just see her like at our friend's barbecues and you know,
different places like that. So it's not you know, it's
not someone like straight off the street. It's not the
one that we really know that well either.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Okay, does you guys talk about the rules of this
are beforehand? So do you feel like he just went
ahead and started doing this all on his own?

Speaker 13 (40:15):
You know, he just started talking about this. I feel
like rules were not really established. I'm not really a
rules person either, to be quite honest, but rules were
really established. I think that we had but we had
drugs like left figure this out, and we had just
kind of left it that there, like nothing, you know,
nothing was really like Okay, we're going.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
To do this.

Speaker 13 (40:36):
There wasn't only a huge plan.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
But if you find out that he started without you,
you're going to be upset.

Speaker 13 (40:41):
I mean I am, because it's just like that wasn't
we had just started talking about it, and now I
feel like he's taking initiative, which feels like he's doing.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
It without me, you know, right, you feel like you're
left behind in that. Yeah, yeah, have you asked him
about it? Is he acting weird towards you in any way?

Speaker 13 (40:59):
No, he's acting super normal. Everything's like nothing.

Speaker 22 (41:04):
Stranger off and like he's not you know, I'm not like,
you know, where's Joel, Like he's not like gone or
you know, coming home super late or like texting in
like the closet or something like.

Speaker 13 (41:15):
She's like being super normal. So nothing's weird. So I'm
just like confused, like maybe he's just like a really good.

Speaker 18 (41:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Okay, well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
We'll play a song, come back, and then do the usual.
You already told us what a grocery store. He's a
rewards card, remember at So we'll call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month we give one rewards member a free gift
for being such a great customer. And it's flowers delivered
from a floral department. And we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, we'll get you.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
To Catch a Cheater. Next, right in the middle of
to Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us,
Isabelle is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Joel might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store or that he's a rewards member
at and say that every single month we choose one
lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to Isabelle,

(42:08):
his girlfriend, or to somebody else. But first before we
call him, Isabell, why don't you break down what's going
on again one more time?

Speaker 21 (42:15):
Basically, Joel and I are pretty centris and we've discussed
about bringing someone into just for some playtime, and we
had mentioned this friends to me and then I saw
that he had been taxting with her on his computer.

Speaker 13 (42:32):
And Joel has like not ever pushed me, by the
way to be like, oh yeah, let's do this, let's
have it. He's never like this is more like my
idea really, So now I'm just like wondering what's going on?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Okay, So you think maybe he could be messing around
with her behind your back instead.

Speaker 13 (42:49):
Of I don't know, maybe they have already once, but
by their messaging it sounded like, you know, it's just starting.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 13 (43:01):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Hi, this is Corby calling from SO. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Joel.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Hi, Joel, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
and thank you for your business. Here this month's winner.
Here's yeah, here, congrats Joel.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Oh maybe you didn't know. Every single month we choose
one rewards member who gets a free gift from the
store just for being such a loyal customer. And this
month it's free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've
actually won thirty six longstim red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Hi, right, okay, So, I just need the first the
last name of the person that you want to send
them to. And then we'll get whatever you want to
put on a card, and then after that the address
and we'll be good to go.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
Absolutely, So it's gonna be the Sydney.

Speaker 14 (44:11):
Can you say, here's the Saturday, here's the Saturday, here's
the Saturday.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Okay, that's fun. I hope Saturday is Saturday. Sounds like
it's gonna be fun. Well great, And also right now,
I'll let you know that this is not a grocery store.
It's actually a radio show called The Jebel Show. I'm Nina,
i am Victoria, and my name is Jewbell.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
What is this.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It's a radio show called the Jubile Show, and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
can see who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend
of two years, Isabelle, is actually on the phone.

Speaker 14 (44:57):
You guys say, this is like, it's like I'm cheating thing.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
This is like a keating thing.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Thing and your girlfriend Isabella is on the phone.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
Hey, Princess.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Joel, I knew it.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I knew it.

Speaker 13 (45:14):
I can't believe it. Wow, Okay, what are you talking about?
They can Yeah, you're eating You're you're meeting Sydney here
and you're spending her flowers in your note.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
That's definitely not what's happening, Jill.

Speaker 13 (45:34):
I saw the messages.

Speaker 18 (45:36):
I saw you guys messaging each other, and look.

Speaker 13 (45:39):
We talked about as third, but we didn't really solidify
like what that looked like.

Speaker 23 (45:45):
And we kind of talked about you know, Sidney, and
talks about how we thought she was cute, but like,
I didn't think that you were going to go do
that behind my back and and and just initiate and
and get the ball rolling. This was supposed to be together.
We re mo just together, and now it feels like
you and her just getting together.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
We drink the same around.

Speaker 14 (46:07):
But you must have not eight enough because we sent
those messages together.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
What you did?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
We me and you.

Speaker 14 (46:14):
We had this full conversation and then we were like,
let's do this, and then we got on the computer
together and then we we wrote. We wrote the message
we wanted to send to her.

Speaker 13 (46:24):
Oh my gosh, okay, wait hold on.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
It was like we did everything.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
We did a vibe check, we did like saying.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
And you don't remember, Isabelle, I vaguely remember.

Speaker 18 (46:36):
I mean, look, one is not my thing.

Speaker 13 (46:39):
And this is why I do drink. Fine, Okay, I
remember seeing it your computer, but then I remember bits
of it. I remember bits of it.

Speaker 14 (46:51):
Yeah, we made we made plans forget, elaborate plans that
were all involved.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
You're the things that you wanted to do this Saturday.
Is that something to look forward to.

Speaker 18 (47:06):
A very nice presence for yourself in the future.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Your jeans and you're like, whoa, Okay, So so you
guys drank a bunch and then message this girl that
you wanted to ask if she would hang out with
you guys in that way, but you don't remember messaging
her as well.

Speaker 18 (47:24):
I just I just don't remember exactly what we said.

Speaker 13 (47:29):
But now that he's like obviously like bringing this up,
I'm I'm remembering.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
So he's telling the truth. It's highly possible that you
just did not remember.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
Yeah, it's very possible that I didn't remember.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh gosh, was good, Isabelle. It looks like Joel isn't.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
Cheating now and you get to experiment the adventurous You've
got plans on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Next time. Well that's sohow goes with Sydney? How harrious?

Speaker 13 (48:09):
Yeah, we're going to see again and.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
We're going to keep it to one drink on Saturday.

Speaker 13 (48:19):
The Jubile shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
My wife's an amazing mother. We have five children. Can
you believe that? Five children?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
It is something I.

Speaker 24 (48:29):
Regret because there's too many of them. There's way too many.
Sometimes at dinner, I just pretend I'm hosting a reality
show called So you think You're going to college?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Because they all can't go. They all can't go.

Speaker 24 (48:48):
Not if I'm getting that boat.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I'm kidding. Obviously I'm not getting the boat, not until
I get a motorcycle.

Speaker 24 (48:58):
My kids find me annoy All children find their parents annoying,
which is kind of ironic given children essentially ruin.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Their parents' lives.

Speaker 24 (49:11):
If your parents give their children their time, their energy,
and their money, and we repay our parents with resentment.
You ever seen adults get a phone call from one
of their parents You think.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
It was a debt collector?

Speaker 13 (49:26):
My mom?

Speaker 24 (49:29):
Yeah, I know, you took care of me for a
quarter of a century, but now it's not a good time.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Do you ever wonder what your kids think about you,
or any other adult for that matter. Well, Google just
shared a bunch of stats on the top things American
kids have been googling about adults. So in three minutes
you'll know exactly what kids are trying to figure out
about you. And we'll go over it. Next the jew
will show what do your kids think about you? It's you.

(50:01):
Haven't you always wanted to know what kids think about adults?
Well now you can because Google just released a bunch
of stats on the top things American kids have been
googling about adults. And some of the answers are pretty funny.
So we'll go over it now so you can see
what kids are googling to try to figure out about adults. Okay,
I call my daughter googling the other day googling pretty

(50:22):
sight the greatest dad, although I feel like it's something
she would do. Here are some of the top things
that kids are googling about adults. Why are adults always tired?
Is one of the top on Google. I'd like to
know the answer to that doesn't up with a mirror

(50:44):
just just because of you. Google just released a bunch
of stats on the top things that kids are googling
about adults. Here's another one. Why are adults always busy?
That's a fair question. The answer is trying to support you.
It goes back to the kid. That's also kind of sad.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
The kids like, Oh, the adult that I wants attention
is too busy to spend time with me, and I
want to know why, I'm going to google it.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Oh that hurts me hard. That's sad when you.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Say it like that.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Here's another one of the top things that kids are
googling about adults. Why are adults always so late to trends?
Is one of the top searches as well. What you're
not spending our entire life online? Kiddo? Yeah, actually, here's
dad's answers. The trend that you're on right now was
a trend when I was your age, so you're actually
super laate. Here's another one of the top searches that

(51:41):
kids are googling about adults. Google just release a bunch
of stats on the things kids have been googling about adults.
Why are adults so stupid? That's funny. Used to happen
for you to sit down and google that just.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
Any disagreement whatsoever, Like, you know, my daughter would say
something and I would go, well, that's that's.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Not true, or I have never heard of that, and
then why are the adults so stupid.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
I feel like if I had Google readily available to me,
I would have googled that like every day.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Serious.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Yeah, at the age of like six, kids googling brand
like really scares me. I was babysitting this one kid
once and he was a really cute kid. But I
looked over at his iPad at one point and he
was googling like why aren't my parents here? Why do
my parents lock their doors?

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Why?

Speaker 19 (52:30):
Or like why.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
He googled like what are how are babies made? I'm like, oh,
my god, like, let's please, like, let's not do not
google that. I was like, He's like, well, do you
want to tell me? I'm like, they're not my gig.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
But I'm like, no, I do not.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
It's six dollars an hour is not going to cover
that kid out Google lbody. They also released a bunch
of stats on just the things that kids are googling
as well, and one of those is where do babies
come from? And do they come out with clothes?

Speaker 11 (52:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
They did, I'll save a lot of money. Another one
of the top things that American kids are googling is
why do I have to go to school? If Google
knows everything. Why is that kind of that's a good point.
That's a smart kid.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Just wait till they get their hands on chat, GPT
and all of AI. I want to school a brad
kid question.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Ye oh no no no no, no, no no no.
That is a kid that's not going to know how
to talk to any human.

Speaker 17 (53:25):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
That is the key success point of going to school.
Here's another one of the searches from Google from American children.
If people die, do they turn into ghost who watch
us in the bathroom? That's odd. It's searched enough that
in the top searches.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
You're doing some weird stuff in the bathroom. Want to
make sure nobody's like cluing in on that.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Never mind, Yeah, that's actually really smart. Yeah, here's another
one of the top searches.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Sometimes when I buy myself, I just saw my grandma
to leave. She's fine, But if she's watching me, oh yeah, no,
I never do that.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I'm always like Grandma when that's happening.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
My grandma was one of those people who's always around
and like, I feel like she loves me so much.
She'd always find a way to be around, and sometimes
I just have to remind her to go.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
People who have passed on. They're always watching not right now,
enjoy the show. Yeah, a little boy's all grown up,
isn't he?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Get out of here?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It stop making so much noise.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Now Victoria's gonna ask her grandma to leave you. I'm like,
I can't think of my Grandma's just better to be.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Safe than sorry, Grandma, you've ever seen a helicopter before.
Give us three minutes and you get everything you need
to know for the day with Nina's what's trending? Are
you gonna share with the class? What are we eating
over there? A date? There was ten seconds before we
went on there and I shouldn't have done that. It's
chewie and I can't ra Are you gonna do all right?

(55:00):
I'll just I'll talk grand Theft Auto six is causing
all kinds of chaos. It looks dope in the rest
of the gaming world.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Yeah, you're not the only person that thinks that this
is the biggest gaming release in history.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Why I watched the trailer four times yesterday because because
of this, the trailer of a video game. Yeah, I
had no trailers of video games came back. It's like
three minutes long and so dope. Well, why is it
so big, Like, what's the point.

Speaker 7 (55:25):
Well, it's supposed to be coming out anytime now, twenty six,
but they changed it to May of twenty twenty six
to May of twenty twenty six, which is the reason
why chaos is being caused because they backed the release out.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
So now people like Jubile, when did they breaking out?
When did they change it? He did not, It just happened.
Made looking at it yesterday. Yeah, May twenty six.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Dang it.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Well, not only is it screwing up the people that
have been anticipating it and wanted to be the trailer.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Maybe they met twenty twenty six, it just in May
twenty six. That's misleading, Yeah, that is. Maybe you're someone
who did not read the fine print. Well, definitely not.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
The reason why it's going all nuts is because all
these other games who had plans of releasing themselves want
to wait and either push their games back because people
time here though, people time out their releases. I think
sometimes in music they do this too, to coincide with
other releases for their benefit.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
It's a long time, though. It is a long time.
So now me think about like Barbenheimer, right, yep, stuff
like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:27):
So now they're like, oh shoot, now we got to
push our games back, and then the whole gaming world.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Is like, ah, no new game. Has it just been
a long time since the Theft Auto came out or something?
Oh okay, it's been years six.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
I will say those were kind of fun. My brother
had one of those steering wheels for the Xbox. That
was how I learned how to drive. I was really
bad on it, but it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
This makes complete and total sense. It does, guys, I've
seen'm efficient. That is not the word I would use.
I'm glad. It's I'm glad they pushed it back to
make twenties, may have twenty twenty six. Why because I
still have like a year to get work done and
things like that. Yeah, I mean that I'll probably be
doing anything but playing that. Do you have a gaming
console to play it on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
You do.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I love GTA.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I didn't know that you did it because I just
don't know where to. Why don't we ever play games
at your house? I'm grateful to we should. Probably the
only thing I play is Grant. It's only hooked up
when I want to play. You should?

Speaker 8 (57:21):
I should probably do a vacation around the release of that,
because Jewel did spend twelve minutes watching a three minute
trailer yesterday.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Yeah, and I just really want to make sure we
do have a show once that comes out. Yeah, I
was excited. I kept watching the trailer. I was like, yeah,
that's coming out at the end of the month. What
was that exciting? Yes, I didn't know this was your Okay,
well cool. It is honestly very Yeah, such a good game, everybody.
The anticipation will continue because you gotta wait till next year.

(57:50):
I'm lucky. I haven't played it since number one, so
I could just play five and be like whoa, yeah
that's true, go to Jebles and just.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
Only watching your favorite show, like the new season, just
watch it over and over or like start over.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
But isn't exactly Yeah, you have to how do games work?

Speaker 6 (58:07):
I'm actually very confused, but like it's not really no,
but like you have to beat levels, and like what
if you beat like a cert like a different way
than the game says you have to?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Like that makes sense. No, yeah, that's not how it works.
The game tells you how to beat the level, and
then you beat the level. It's kind of like a movie.
It just goes there's other ways. The only time I
ever played GTA was I put it in whatever mode.
Is not a game. You just drive around and yeah,
you can just do some crazy stuff, or you can
or you can go on missions.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
And then like the missions will lead you to the
end of the game. Would like, would you beat the
game that's.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Where goes on mission? Yeah, yeah, you can beat. You
can go through all the missions and then you won
the game. Okay. And after that, though, the world is
open and you can just still go around and do
stuff and drive.

Speaker 12 (58:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Oh okay, I think I get it. I think it's dope.
I don't, but that's what's trending. Doubles.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet? What is it?

Speaker 17 (59:05):
Well, so I guess it's a dirty little secret and
also kind of a pickle. So I was. I was
in a six year relationship that ended last year, and
so over the last year, oh no, I've been having
a good time.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Don't worry.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
A good thing.

Speaker 17 (59:24):
So over the last year I've been single, I was
having a great time. I got a little bit bored
with just average dating and so I ultimately found myself
in the swinger scene.

Speaker 13 (59:35):
Well I never thought i'd say, so, I go to.

Speaker 17 (59:39):
Swinger parties and I'll meet up with couples and so
that's been really fun. I do end up telling my
boss that I'm working late, and I'm working late, but
it's just a little bit different kind of work. So
the swinging thing I've been keeping at a secret from

(01:00:01):
my family, my friend, obviously my boss. And this past Monday,
I went to a party, a swingers party, and you know,
I was in one room with one couple, and later
on I get taken upstairs towards this other room. So
I get led into this room. Meanwhile, my boss thinks

(01:00:22):
that I'm out working, you know, doing late dinner with clients.
And who do I see face down in a leather song,
bound and gagged and the woman is his secretary. Whoa, whoa, yeah,

(01:00:46):
he's married, has kids.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
Is like you know, the wholesome face cwn yes and
show billions, but not the secretary job security you.

Speaker 17 (01:00:58):
Well, yes, because so his head was faced out on
the bed, but it was like his eyes were peeking
through his legs.

Speaker 13 (01:01:05):
I mean it's the doorway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Oh my gosh, So did you stay.

Speaker 17 (01:01:13):
No, I got so nervous I ran out of there.

Speaker 13 (01:01:16):
Definitely didn't participate. That's they're the last couple I don't
want to do anything with.

Speaker 17 (01:01:21):
But now it's the thing we're in like this kind
of face off, pretending like everything's normal, and not one
of us has said anything yet, but we both know
in the room, the meeting room, they're all sitting there
and we're just looking at each other.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
That's so awkward. Yeah, you definitely have job security now,
that's why.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Maybe.

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Oh I'm just trying to picture like what that looks
like on it. That's like terror picturing our boss right now,
aren't you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
No, No, I'm your boss walking in and you see
his eyes peeking.

Speaker 14 (01:01:54):
Through his.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
She is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Thank you for telling us your journey little secret. I'm
not picturing our balls like that, by the way.

Speaker 13 (01:02:03):
Me No, oh my god, no, a good look for anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I have a good one. What's your dirty little secret?

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