The Full Jubal Show from May 14th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi everyone. Oh it's Juniper, and you will let me
take over the show for a second. Well, I guess
he didn't have much of a choice, did he. Oh
but anyway, I wasn't ready, he said, I could ask
for donations for my new hobby. Hobbies are fun and
making a hair journal. If you have any loose translaying

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around your car or your house or anywhere, please send
them to the radio station, or if you'd like to donate,
I'd be more than happy to come collected myself.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh no, it's.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
A jewel show and making a hair journal is incredibly creepy. Well,
there's a thread going viral of people sharing what hobbies
are instant red flags, and we'll go over it next
to see if you're a walking red flag right after this.
It's a jewel show. I once dated a guy for
six months until he showed me his hobby recreating crime

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scenes with dolls and legos.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
He was incredibly meticulous. A text message we got in
at four one oh six one because there's a thread
going viral of people sharing their hobbies that are instant
red flags. It's your hobby on the list. We'll go
over it right now. For a guy I just like
to make a diorrhyamus. Yeah, it's interesting of actual crime scenes. Yeah,

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that would be kind of creepy, very creepy. But it's
kind of like the guy that shows up to the
crime scenes and is like the blood splatter person. Yeah whatever,
that is what I'm thinking about. But just like with Legos,
what are some of the hobbies that are on the
list of instant red flags? Collecting taxidermy animals. People say
he's an inocent red flag.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You you think that's red flag, But the Lego crime
scene isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It's not like old flesh just hanging out stuff with
some stuffing for Legos.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
This is one for you, Nina that is on the list.
Swooning over serial killers.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Okay, yeah, that's me swoon over this serial killers. Swooning
is the wrong word. But I am very highly fascinated
by cereal. But if they're hot swoon or two, I
don't know. I do draw a line somewhere. I do
find myself interested in their story.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's not their personality.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
There's a thread going viral of people sharing hobbies that
are instant red flags. Being super into celebrities in their lives. Yeah,
on the list, just like a lot. How much you're
into it, Like if you just pay attention to pop
culture and gossip and you like to talk about that stuff, okay,
you know, but if you're cutting your hair you look

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exactly like Blake Lively. You know, it depends how into
them you are.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I think the line for me is if it affects
your mood. What a celebrity does or does not do
done red frag.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't even want to be afraid, Like if you're
actually upset, yeah, or because of celebrities, but it has
some effect on your life.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Right.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Here's another another hobby that people say is an instant
red flag. Trolling people online for fun. That is a
big red It is a big red flag.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
What is wrong with you? Do you not have a
life of your own?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Right?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I don't either, And I can tell you from experience.
I've I've been in relationships with people who had troll
accounts and then I didn't even get it at the time.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
It will go again.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And they had separate accounts so they could go and
troll even their friends, and I'd be like, oh, that's cool.
They showed it to me, and then later on I
thought about I'm like, oh, that's me. She's actually she's
just me. That's a bully.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
But I don't understand like why, Like who has the
time for that? Like you put so much time and
energy into doing that. If you put that time and
energy and do anything else, you could be doing great things. Right, Also,
put your name on it.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
You know, I'm going to control something, I'm going to
do it at Brad Nolan on Instagram is.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Going to be trolling you. Yeah, yeah, And that was
one thing that did bugg me about that. Like I'm
not a troll anymore, but if I want to go
out somebody, I'm very good at it, but I always
will say my name. Yeah, It'll be me, yeah, you know,
And I won't like subtweet people or whatever. I would
do it directly. That's just how I've always done it.

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But those people who hide behind troll accounts is a
very big red flag.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Literally, But why you're trolling somebody to the motivation totrol
is a big deal as well. Like if you're just
trolling because you feel like it, you want to take
somebody down a couple of notches, Yeah, that's that is
not okay. No, we're going over a list of red flags.
Hobbies that are instant red flags. Scratch lotto tickets. Somebody
put that.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Trying some extra bucks.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Why is that a problem? Say, because it's rarely just
the scratchers.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh yeah, well this is it.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It takes a certain kind of manic energy.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
To get that scratch.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh my god, it's really seen somebody going all in
on a scratcher.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's like, what else is wrong in your life brought
you to this point? It usually is. Whenever I've bought
a scratcher, it's been when I've been really low. Yeah,
like I just need this to work out. Really, Oh,
I feel like it's kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've never actually bought when I get them for gifts, though,
and I always think it's so thoughtful.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
I was gonna say, there's two different energies, Like I've
gotten them for gifts.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Too, and you're like, okay, let's see, let's fun win
a buck, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
But there are people who have a regimented schedule of
when they'll buy them, how they'll buy them. Then they'll
get the like powerball and a specific day at a
specific time, every week and it's a whole thing. And
I think the problem is that that energy is sort
of detached from the reality of, like, hey, why don't
you go do the things you're supposed to do instead
of thinking you're gonna win the lottery for the shortcut.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
He's very shortcoming town.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I think it's helpful mentality that one doesn't bother me
as much.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Here's another hobby that's on the list of hobbies that
are instant red flags that somebody put CrossFit.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It for a day, never went back.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, so I want to hurt myself. Yeah, you can't.
You can't be into cross it without telling every single
person that you know that you're into CrossFit.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
So accurate.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I dated a guy that was in CrossFit and that's
all I heard about. And then he'd injure his shoulder,
and then it was CrossFit this then you go back,
and then it was cross It was his personality.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
It doesn't cross it becomes people's personality, which is nice
because then they're wearing their red flag right there on
their shirt.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Cross It takes me so many times to learn that,
and so that was not a red flag. It's like,
you just can't handle me.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You're so extreme. It's so extreme. Did you see the
workout I did today?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I'm so much better than you are?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
And then you walk into their house and on their
shout like on the counter is protein shakes, creatine.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
I should be in special lots for the military. Oh
my god, because I can do squats straight into some
kimping pull ups. Is a garage of all place like.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Watts or something, Yeah, exactly in a mall. It's hard,
it's into your credit, all of you crossfitters. It's hard work.
But when it's your personality, your jewball, we.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Run around the block of a strip mall and laugh
at all the people that are going into the dog
washing place next to us because they're chomp shout all
of them right now, are like, you're right.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's another jewbile phone frame.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Sday Morning's on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hello, Hi is this Trent? Yeah, hi Trent.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
My name is. My name is Juniper, and I'm calling
from Sleep Institute where you'll be coming in for your
sleep study tonight at eight forty five.

Speaker 10 (07:55):
Yeah. Okay, sorry, I'm sorry, Yes, I'm sorry. I didn't
recognize an.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh that's okay. I'll be the one that's going to
be conducting the study tonight and watching you as you
snore away or don't snore, whatever you do while you sleep,
I'll be the one that's watching. So I was just
going to go few things, check the temperature, see how

(08:25):
you're feeling about sleeping with me tonight.

Speaker 10 (08:31):
I'll I'm sorry, I admit to ignorance here.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
I've not done this thing before.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You'll come in and we'll put you in a room
and strap you down to a bed, and then.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
You strap me to a bed. Why?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh did I say strap?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh no, there's no straps. Sorry, we won't be restraining
you unless you specifically requested that. I don't have your
chart in front of me.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Do you want straps?

Speaker 8 (09:07):
Traps?

Speaker 10 (09:08):
No, I don't want strap That makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Sometimes like a form.

Speaker 11 (09:14):
No, there a form or something I can sign that
says you will not put straps on me while I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
We can do the honor system with that.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
It's not no, I don't want.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
I'm uh ah, it sounds like I want.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Are you nervous about coming in to do the sleep
study tonight with me?

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Yes? I am very nervous.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
There's nothing to be talked about.

Speaker 11 (09:41):
Right, Okay, but I want to like and so we
want to make sure that like you're not. I don't
have an IVY or anything, right, I don't want.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
To, like be administered any drugs or anything like that.
Regular sleep. You're not going to be like putting me
to sleep.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
No ivy, nothing like that. Just a drink of water
and then you get in the bed and then I
watch you all night.

Speaker 10 (10:01):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 12 (10:02):
Right now, I feel like you're gonna do something to
me while I'm sleeping. Bro, you're creeping me out here?
What the how don't I need? I need you, like
in writing, to know you're not going to do anything
to me. My body is not lifeless.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
I'm I'm alive.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I can hear the lifeless. That's one of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Parts of the job working in the sleep study centers.
People come in so zestin full of life, but when
they sleep, it's the opposite, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
I don't what kind of school did you go to?
I don't want you. I don't want you.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I don't want to.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
You're a technician. You didn't go to school?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm the janitor here?

Speaker 10 (10:46):
What the dude, why are you even how'd you get
my number? Why are you even calling?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
You were going to have to them and.

Speaker 12 (10:54):
Then, uh, maybe I'll call the cops because what a
damn weirdo.

Speaker 10 (10:59):
You are, all right? You should not be doing this.
You should not be around people.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
If we couldn't call the cops, I don't want that
to happen again.

Speaker 11 (11:07):
Great again, of course you've have the cops called on you. Listen, listen, listen,
I'm canceling. Let me talk to your boss. Okay, I
don't want to have to call the police, but I will.
Let me talk to your boss. What the hell, man,
I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
But you need to stop.

Speaker 11 (11:27):
You should not be around people, bro, What the how
do you get the job calling me?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you, and your wife set you up.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's a joke.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
She said, you have the same study tonight, wow, and
you're worried about it and she wanted to prank you.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Thank God you have a normal voice. I am so
happy right now. I guess nothing I experience tonight can
be as bad as this.

Speaker 13 (11:57):
Right, God, wake up every morning it's jubile phone Franks,
give us.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
So Airbnb is going to start adding new services and
experiences to its service list, I guess, which includes renting
people like Patrick Mahomes and Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Whoa wait what you can airbnb a person now?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Now you can airbnb a person for an experience, also massages,
personal training, other things that are tailored to specific locations,
like pastry making classes in Paris. Oh, that's fun, or
art galleries in New York. Yeah, but it's like not
what Airbnb is like. Sometimes expanding the brand isn't necessary.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I like the idea of finding like pasta making classes
and stuff like that, especially like.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
If you go somewhere, well even like an airbnbn, you
find stuff around it.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, it would be cool even if you're like in
your own like city, Like I think it's cool to
have because like I want to go do that here,
you still.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Can do that here. There's a lot of other things
that offer it. I don't remember what it's called right now.

Speaker 10 (12:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I have a problem with this I'm like Airbnb, Stanie Lane.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
If people because you think Airbnb is a short term company, Yeah,
they're not. They're a technology company that connects people who
have things to give each other.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh well, what does Airbnb stand for?

Speaker 6 (13:07):
It doesn't matter how it started, It doesn't even matter
what the name is. What the hell is Amazon even mean?
But that's a logistics company, oh, pleas us. It's not
a prime because it's not a company that delivers stuff.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
The next day.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
It's not a video company.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
It's a logistics company that delivers what it does with
its technology. And so I think Airbn this is a
natural step for Airbnb. And really they're coming after the
Ubers and stuff like that of the world.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, no, that they are, except for the adding the
celebrity part to it. Like you'll be able to play
football and eat barbecue with Patrick Mahomes. There's different things
that you can do with Sabrina Carpenter that will like
be like it doesn't say it's just experiences, but you can.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Render for a day. It's very weird.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
You're gonna ask you one specific question.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Wow, well, Meg the Stallions on that list too, so she.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Would ask the same question. But there's no word on pricing.
Must pay them a lot of money to do that?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
They just want people to experience life more than just
spend time in AI.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
And on your phone.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well as think everymb's prices are really expensive, so they're
trying to like find new ways for money.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Oh yeah, I'm sure to hang out with Patrick Mahomes
for a few hours or whatever.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It's probably like fifty grand or probably a lot.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I guess there's a bunch of celebrities that are already
ready and agreeing to doing this, Like would you do that?
Would you be rented for a day jubile as.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Much as their bnb's probably paying me?

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Definitely? How would I do it on a free app?

Speaker 14 (14:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Like when I go on Craigslist and be like remy
for a day? Probably? Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Maybe you know what?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
That could be interesting? It could wind up with a
good story, may be a good story. I don't know
how much people are willing to pay with Jewbile.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
We could tell you all about it.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
But there's a new health hack now thanks to TikTok,
and it's eating human dog food.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Ew.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's the weirdest thing. It's a health hack. Basically, what
it is is they people are starting to take vegetables, rice,
chicken and chop it up really fine and mix it
together and put it in a bowl. Yeah, because you
can feed that. You can feed that to your dog.
You can feed that to your dog. So it looks
like dog food. They're not actually eating dog food, no,
but they're calling it human dog food because it looks.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Like dog food.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
But if you eat this bulls corn beef hash, yeah,
it's just not dog food.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Hum.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I love corn beef hashes. The only kind I really
like is out of a can, though. I like that.
If you're gonna be if you're going to start a
new trend eating human dog food, I mean eating dog food.
Is a human eat the dog food? Yeah, you know, well.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
That would just be weird because it wouldn't be human
dog food, that would be just be dog food.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, but they're eating human food.

Speaker 14 (15:42):
I know.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
It's frustrating.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's in the name.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, the whole thing is raculous.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
It's like it's like a three year old who mashes
everything together. Yeah, this is not right, not a hack.
That's like the definition of like, I'm so crazy. Look
at what I made for dinner.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
It's like food, except like I chopped it up fine,
finer than normal it's supposed to be as it looks
like dog food.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Then you drink your water that way, dude, it's kind
I guess, yeah, no, and you have to clean your floor.
You're supposed to help you lose weight. I don't know.
That makes no sense.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Well, it kind of does, just because it's already chopped
up so fine that your body processes it faster.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
But maybe that's.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Probably a lie, but I don't think so, because your
stomach actually, your stomach works worse when it doesn't have to,
when it doesn't have to do the thing it's supposed
to do.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
And does it make you lose weight because you're eating
the same exact amount of food I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Know, same calories.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Was your stomach And if you take the calorie thing
like like, your stomach's not working very hard.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
So it's literally getting lazy as well.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yeah, I don't we've debuggd it.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Also, if you're going to eat dog food, choose a
wet variety. I've tried both, and I can tell you
the wet variety is a little bit better. Don't eat
dog food.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Part of your.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Experience with the Day with Gebil.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Gizelle is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend named Troy for
two years, but now she suspects that something might be
going on, so we'll see if we can help her out. Gazelle,
sorry're in this situation, but what's up? Why do you
think Troy might be cheating on you?

Speaker 15 (17:23):
We've been here for like two years and stuff, and
you know, I've never been more in love with anyone.
There's kind of an age gap and I'm like almost
a decade older than him.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 15 (17:35):
You know he's super sweet. He's super you know, cute,
full of energy, you know, down for anything. You know,
it's never been weird or awkward, but like damn, so
he has a lot of energy and yes, in that way.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Okay, good for you girls.

Speaker 15 (17:49):
It's definitely it's definitely a plus in a plus column.
You know, he might have like red Bull instead of
like blood pumping through Okay, wants to go out more
than I do. I've never stopped him from going out,
like I encourage him to go out with his friends
and go dancing or whatever. But like I think that
might have like led him to cheat.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Why.

Speaker 15 (18:11):
Okay, well, I want him to go enjoy his youth,
and like he offers to stay home, and I want
him to have fun, you know, as long as he
like comes home you know, to me, and usually goes
to the same club you know, with his friends. And
I've met them all. You know, they're pretty easy on
the ice and you know they can go over anytime.

(18:32):
But like lately, it seems like more and more often
his friends haven't really been coming around, and he's been
staying out you know, later and later at the club.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Ohso, like before he used to hang out with his
friends and bring him back to your place or something.

Speaker 15 (18:47):
Yeah, one night, like a couple of weeks ago, like
he came home really really late, and for real purposes,
let's just say he was happy when he came home. Okay,
he also so like smelled like a woman.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, you know you're asking about it.

Speaker 15 (19:05):
I have to be honest. I didn't confront Hi or
ask him about it at all. You know, I'm scared,
Like you know, I've been cheated on before, but like
you know, I don't rewall in it, whatever I've learned
from it. I'm scared to make him see mistake.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
What does smell like a woman to you?

Speaker 15 (19:22):
Kind of like a Kate on perfume, like very like floral?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Okay, okay, you know do you ever feel insecure about
being older than him?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Really?

Speaker 16 (19:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (19:33):
Actually sometimes I do. You know, maybe the age gap
is a thing. Maybe that's why his friends don't come around,
or maybe that's when we see it later, or you know,
why you smell like another woman.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
I don't know that I would go ahead and jump
to conclusions and say it has something to do with
the age gap. I was just wondering if maybe that
would make it easier for you to start to spiral
a little bit anytime you would feel a little bit insecure,
because when your man has gone out partying with other
people lot and you're at home, that isn't comfortable.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Is there anybody that you think it could be?

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Like?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Is he doing anything else other than just going out?
Like is he treating you any different? Is he being
kind of shady or hiding conversations?

Speaker 15 (20:13):
No? No, you know he's been you know, sweet and
fun and like nothing's changed, like in the bedroom department,
but like I don't know, like he's staying out. Later
he smelled like a woman that time he came home, Like, Yeah,
I hope he's cheating on me because I wanted to
enjoy his youth, want you, Well, yeah, I hope so.

(20:38):
In a way, I hope so because I want him
to have fun. I want him to enjoy his youth
and stuff. I definitely enjoyed my youth.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Right, Okay, But so are you saying that if he
is cheating on you, you'll be happy and you'll stay
with him, or you want this so you can be
relieved of the pressure and you guys can break up
the second one.

Speaker 15 (20:58):
You know, I would it would give me justification to go, because,
to be honest, you know, I love so much and
he's been so great, and I would have no other reason.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
But you said you want him to cheat on you.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I would give her a reason to break yea.

Speaker 15 (21:14):
I willing to let him go.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, But ultimately you're hoping that he's not so you
don't have to break up with them.

Speaker 15 (21:21):
Yeah, there's a little part of me that's hopeful that
that's not the case. Okay, But I just have to know,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
He's Okay, you told us what grocery store he's a
rewards member at, So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one Rewards card member who gets three flowers delivered from
our floor apartment, and we'll see if he sends us
to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,
Well play a song come back and get you to
catch a cheater next. If you're just joining us for

(21:50):
Today's to Catch a Cheater. Giselle is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Troy might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Zelle or somebody else. But
before we do that, Gazelle, why don't you kind of

(22:11):
catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 15 (22:13):
I'm thirty nine, I have a younger boyfriend. I'm about
a decade older and he's super sweet. I love him,
he's awesome, but he kind of goes out without me.
You know, I encourage it. I encouraging with someone that fun.
But uh, you know, lal, he's been staying out later,

(22:34):
his friends haven't been coming around. He came home spend
like a woman a couple of weeks ago. I need
to know if he's staying on me.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, here we go. Are you ready for us to
call him?

Speaker 15 (22:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay, bo, Hey, this is Corbyn calling from I was
looking for our Rewards card member named Troy.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I'm surey Hi Troy, how are you? Please? Don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say thank you very much for your business. You're
this month's big winner.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Ah, awesome, man? What do I win? What do I get?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards member at random
to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
You've won thirty six long sam red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you would like to send it to
in the fifty United States of America. Absolutely free.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh yeah, dude, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Hey god, that's great. Thank you very much for your business.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah, totally all right.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, first I'll just need the name of the person
you want to send them to, and then anything you
want to want to put on a card, and then
they'll get the address from me and it should be
good to go get confirmations on all that.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Oh yeah, this is actually this is perfect timing.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah, it's just going to help me out a lot,
kind of in a tight spot with my girlfriend right now.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh okay, great, And do you want to send them
to your girlfriend? Is that who we're sending you to?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (23:59):
Yeah, girlfriends is and I definitely need to uh make
it up to her for.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, okay, it's got away, that's your business. I don't
need to know what you did or didn't do, okaysell
and the last name on that.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Got you?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Okay? And would you like to put anything on the card?

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (24:18):
Yeah, sorry, So I haven't been around as much and
hopefully this is gonna make things better.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, great, what did you do?

Speaker 15 (24:32):
What do you mean haming better? Are you cheating on me?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Sorry? Troy, that's actually your girlfriend is Olle. This is
actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show. We do
a segment called to Catch a Cheater where if you
think somebody's cheating, you see who they send flowers to
and what'd you do?

Speaker 8 (24:48):
What?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
I didn't do anything?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
What?

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Why am? Why are we on the radio? What's going
on right now?

Speaker 15 (24:55):
Why are you being so weird? And you've been coming
home late? You smell like a woman like a couple
of weeks ago, like your friends haven't been coming around,
Like what's going on? And now you're gonna send me
a card and you're start for what you did like
it's obviously round.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I'm not. I didn't do anything, like I just uh if.

Speaker 15 (25:12):
You didn't do anything and then waiting to send me
flowers to me things good? You said you were in
a tough spot.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Yeah, I don't know. I just can tell you've been
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (25:23):
You seem like you're up sat with me lately and
this morning I did something.

Speaker 15 (25:28):
You did something this morning, you cheer on me this morning.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
No, I didn't cheat on you this morning. I didn't
do the dishes I told you I would like four
days ago.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
And that's it.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
So you're not cheating.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
No, I'm definitely not cheating. I just keep forgetting to
do the dishes.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Why did you smell like a woman the other night
when you came home?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
This was supposed to be a surprise, you guys.

Speaker 17 (26:01):
Jelle's like a really she's like a classically trained dancer
and I am.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Not at all.

Speaker 17 (26:09):
And she She's like mentioned to me a couple of times,
you know, when she's gone out on me that she
misses like going ballroom dancing, and I suck at it.
I've never done it at all, and so I've been
wanting to surprise her by taking her ballroom dancing for
our anniversary this weekend. Oh well, yeah, so, but I've

(26:33):
been taking lessons and that's probably why I smell like perfume.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I know, it's because I've.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Been thinking about this ballroom practicing my.

Speaker 17 (26:45):
Steps since and I keep her getting because I've been
so focused on learning how to bomb.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
I'm shocked, Like I can't believe you do that for me.
That's what the perfume thing was about.

Speaker 17 (26:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if my instructor, Beatrice, she's and by
the way, she's nothing to worry about, like she's she's
like sixty something, and I am her least favorite student.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
She's like, she's always yelling at.

Speaker 17 (27:11):
Me for being so bad. I think she hates me.
But I am getting better, I.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Promise, Giselle.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Are you happy?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
You know?

Speaker 15 (27:20):
I thought that he found some younger hotters being that
like I was too old for him, like the HP
was too much. I thought he got tired of me.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Definitely, I'm not tired of you at all. I just
I'm trying to keep up with you, honestly, like I wanted.
I want to be able to keep up with you
and take you to do fun things that you like
to do.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
So that's nice.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
That's really nice.

Speaker 15 (27:40):
Oh, I love you speaking of being so understanding. No,
I can't be mad about petition.

Speaker 13 (27:50):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boy my friend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
To like you.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
You want to hear a joke?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
What you want to hear a joke? Sure? Victoria?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Why she
kept running away from the ball.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
All right, it's time for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Somebody's ready.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Your your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia for CALIU. She take us today, So
call us up if you want to play Victoria. That
was a great one. I got more, No worry, Oh
sweet for later eight eight eight three four eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. You can
also DM us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com. If you think you have what

(28:45):
it takes to beat Victoria in a game of trivia.
That won't play you verus Victoria right after this. It's
a Jubal show. Don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with high rightques.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria ramire is in a
game of trivia for cal You. She take us today.
And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Katie.
What's up, Katie? How are you I'm good. How are
you great? Thank you for asking? Are you ready to go?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (29:23):
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Hey, Katie, what do you call a mountain or a
pile of cats?

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Paan a me ountain? Get it like a mountain?

Speaker 9 (29:33):
But ah, yeah, Victoria is on fire today.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I got a lot of dukes.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
All Right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And while she's leaving, Katie, the game is played like this.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to be you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Okay, okay, all right, Katie, are you ready?

Speaker 10 (29:58):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Okay, here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English alphabet?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (30:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Shakespeare play features the characters rosen Krantz and Guildenstern, Which
US president appears on the twenty dollar bill? Washington who
discovered penicillin?

Speaker 15 (30:28):
Path?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
What famous scientist had a cat in a box as
part of the thought experiment?

Speaker 15 (30:34):
That's hard, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
All right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
Victoria is getting settled and putting her headphones on, here's
a question for you, Katie. If your belly button made
a sound every time you pressed it, what would you want.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
It to be? A door bell?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
That would be cool? All right, Victoria's got her headphones
on ready to go. I like that answer. That'd be fun.
I would not stop pressing my belly buttons, like no.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
One needs home?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
All right, here we go. What don't worry about it? Oh,
you didn't hear what she said. She said if you
pressed her belly button, she would want to make a
doorbell sound.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
It's like, okay, yeah, that's cute.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Mine would be a wrong buzzer would Yeah, that'd be
fun too. Someone would say wrong And I was like,
your belly button miss sound every time you pressed it?
What would you want it to be?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh? I don't know. I can't think of any sounds
in my head.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I just hear me ou what, Oh my gosh, but
me No.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I would want to be the hook of the song
funky Town.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh you can.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, you'd a lot of time about that. Here we go.
Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when Jesse pass and you have to beat
Katie outright to win, and Katie, you can tell Victoria
when to go?

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Uh No?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
What is the most commonly letter in the English alphabet?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (32:01):
What?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Shakespeare play features the characters Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Who roman Ageliet?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Which US president appears on the twenty dollars Bill Jackson?
Who discovered penicillin?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
A doctor?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
What famous scientists had a cat in a box as
part of a thought experiment?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Cat in that?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
What's the currency of Japan yen? What's the name of
the famous wizarding school in the Harry Potter series.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Oh, Hogwarts?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
In what country?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Would you find the ancient city of Petra? Your face
right now?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Wait is not familiar? DOPEA? What was the question? I
don't have time.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I don't it's over, honey, Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I might know it, Brad, I don't think I know it.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I don't think so. All right, let's find out who
won and can send it over to our scoreboard. With
our scoreboard producer, Brad. Victoria got three correct, I'm scared?

Speaker 8 (32:56):
All right?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Katie got zero correct? Whoa, Katie?

Speaker 18 (33:01):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Still get the Caliuchy tickets for playing though. Congratulations Victoria
on my wading street. All right, let's get the answers
now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
The most commonly used letter in the English alphabet is E.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
What.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
The Shakespeare play that features characters rosen Krantz and Guildenstern
is Hamlet. The US president that appears on the twenty
dollars Bill is Andrew Jackson. Alex Alexander Fleming is the
one who discovered penicillin. Irwin Schrodinger is the scientist that
had a cat in a box is part of a
thought experiment.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Who I've never heard of Schrodinger's cat mat great movie.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
It was a book first. Oh. The currency in Japan
is a yen. The name of the famous bizarding school
is Hogwarts, and Petra is an ancient city in Jordan.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, Katie, thank you for playing.

Speaker 15 (33:55):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, have a great day. We play you for Victoria
the same time every single week day morning. Remember if
you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria,
just DM us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot Com.

Speaker 13 (34:06):
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Speaker 3 (34:13):
Rachel is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Zaye.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and cfo's
else why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second
date if she still wants one. But first, Rachel, how
long has it been since you heard from Zaine?

Speaker 15 (34:27):
It's been five days since I heard from Zay.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Okay, because we're not counting or anything, right.

Speaker 15 (34:33):
Oh no, we're definitely not kidding.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Now, how have you tried to reach out to it?

Speaker 19 (34:38):
I have been, like, you know, I heard from him
like right after our date, like that night, and like
everything seems chill, and then I heard nothing after that.
Oh yeah, and like he even posted some stuff on
his like is the story about that we went to
a concert? And you know he also actually like posted
in his grid and stuff like that. People who have

(35:00):
commented on it, he's responded to them there, So I
guess if you can.

Speaker 15 (35:04):
Respond on Instagram, why can't you respond to your day? Yeah?
So that's like me the big like, uh, oh, what's
going on?

Speaker 19 (35:14):
Dude?

Speaker 8 (35:15):
All right?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Tell us about the date?

Speaker 19 (35:17):
Yeah, So, we like met at this venue in and
it was this total dive bar like vibes. It was
very punk energy, Like we had message on and off
about the band that we both happened to like have
tickets to this underground indie group thing like so it
was just perfect. It was like you know, a thing

(35:38):
that we're both into, you know, and like it.

Speaker 15 (35:42):
Was a blast. We were in the front row.

Speaker 19 (35:44):
We were like both super sweating and dancing and screaming
the lyrics, like he actually knew all the lyrics, like
so he wasn't a.

Speaker 15 (35:50):
Poser, you know what I mean, And it just felt
like we were teams.

Speaker 19 (35:54):
Again, like you know, he told me close during this
one like slow build song, and like we made out
hard in the front row, no shame, like teenagers.

Speaker 15 (36:03):
Like it was so good.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I love that.

Speaker 15 (36:07):
No, like you know, like it.

Speaker 19 (36:09):
Got a little handsy, but like I'm not gonna lie,
like it felt like natural, like in the moment, it
wasn't anything like sleepy, So he wasn't like there were
no bad vines or like red flags like the night
of the day.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
You know, mm hm, did you guys do anything after
the concert?

Speaker 15 (36:25):
I mean we.

Speaker 19 (36:26):
Didn't do anything like after the concert, you know, like
we were outside and like talk and stuff a bit,
but like you know, we didn't we.

Speaker 15 (36:33):
Didn't go to like you know, like take a coffee
or something afterwards. It was just a concert.

Speaker 16 (36:39):
Yea.

Speaker 15 (36:40):
We were staying up pretty late, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, it was okay, you know, we felt.

Speaker 15 (36:45):
Like seens at that point. It was like I'm tied.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yeah, is there anything that happened then during the concert
or any point that may have been why he's gone?

Speaker 15 (36:57):
I don't know, Like.

Speaker 19 (36:58):
It felt so much real and like honestly, like so
many guys pretend to like live music and stuff, but
like Zain actually knew the stuff, like I said, like
he was scream singing the lyrics and he knew all
of them, like he didn't have to try hard.

Speaker 15 (37:13):
He was like actually into it like I am. So
I don't know, it felt real, like there are definitely
some guys.

Speaker 19 (37:19):
Who like you know, again, I guess they're just posers
who like try to be like, oh yeah I love
pop punk still.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Right, Okay, well, why do you think he's ghosting you?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I don't know, Like so.

Speaker 15 (37:34):
Like maybe like when we were outside.

Speaker 19 (37:37):
Like it was freezing, so I asked him for his
jacket and like jokingly I said, like, oh, a real
gentleman would have offered it to me. By now and
like we both laughed and like then he gave his
jacket to me and like kissed me on the cheek
and like it was kind of like a stiffer kiss
than like I mean a full on makeout like we

(37:58):
did in the front row. But like I don't know,
he said, like, oh, you didn't give me a chance
to be a gentleman before.

Speaker 15 (38:04):
You just took it and like laughed and walked away.
So it seemed very like, oh, like I don't know,
it was slurty, but like.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Weird.

Speaker 19 (38:15):
Maybe like maybe I offended him by asking for his jacket.

Speaker 15 (38:20):
I don't know, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, that would be a strange reason to go somebody.

Speaker 19 (38:26):
I think, yeah, And like and he gave me the jacket,
like if he was like hah no and then didn't,
then it was like, oh I said something wrong, or
like I really offended him. I don't think, like I
have his jacket, Like he didn't even take it with
him at the end of the night.

Speaker 15 (38:40):
So it also felt like he's.

Speaker 19 (38:42):
Letting me wear his jacket and I'll give it to
him like back to him on the second date.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Maybe he just felt weird that you got to it first.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Because you know, dudes can be like that, like if
it's not their idea or if they're not the ones
in control, they get all weird.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I mean, which again it would be a stupid.

Speaker 15 (38:57):
Reason, but just you know, especially because I have his
jacket like I have it. Yeah, don't ghost me if
you want your clothes back.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
All right, well we'll see if that is the reason.
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll get your first day follow up next if you're
just joining us for today's first Day follow up. Rachel
is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a
guy named Zaye. So in a second we're going to

(39:27):
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her a second date if she
still wants one. But before we do that, Rachel, why
don't you break down your situation with Zaye real quick?

Speaker 19 (39:38):
First date went and thought some live music, made out
in the front left row like we're teenagers, had a
great time. He maybe I upset him because I said, hey,
a gentleman would have offered his jacket by this point
when we went outside and it was cold, maybe you
took it the wrong way.

Speaker 15 (39:55):
I still have his jacket.

Speaker 19 (39:57):
I haven't heard from him in five days, but he
is responding to comments on his coach from the concert.

Speaker 15 (40:03):
So yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 19 (40:08):
I am okay, here we go.

Speaker 20 (40:11):
Okay, noll, hi, man, I speak to Zain please.

Speaker 21 (40:25):
Yeah, this is where he was going.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Hey, Zane, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbill Show. Hi, I'mina, Hi.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I make sure you.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
My name is Jubel. What's going on?

Speaker 16 (40:35):
Oh yeah, yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Oh cool? Hey, thank you man, I appreciate it. Well,
we're calling you today because somebody wanted us to call you.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
So I don't know if you how much you listen
to the show, But we do a segment called the
First Aid follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you go some
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why your ghosting?

Speaker 21 (41:00):
Oh yeah, this is about Rachel.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yes, it is about Rachel. Do you have a second
why you're ghosting her?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Many?

Speaker 8 (41:10):
My god?

Speaker 16 (41:11):
Okay, all right, Uh like I mean, she's super cool,
like fun, but there's palace.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
It's like it's just like this thing.

Speaker 16 (41:23):
Man, Uh, she's got this she's got this nose ring
and it's like this this like giant hoop, right, and
it's got this like dangly little charm that's just gonna
like hanging out of her nose.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
And like, god, I kept like moving when she was.

Speaker 21 (41:43):
Talking, and like I didn't really notice it at first,
like when we were because we're going to beg you
writing's super dark. Like once we got outside and like
I couldn't take my eyes off.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
It was just like immediately, oh no.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
So like you kiss her and stuff though, right.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Yeah, no, for sure.

Speaker 21 (42:01):
I mean, like you know, we were in the heat
of the moment in the show and it was you know,
kind of dark at that and you know, all felt
really good at the moment, but like once we got
outside and like the street lights and stuff, like it's
just like, I mean, this thing is not just like
a nosing, it's like a wind time. Like I could
not stop looking at it, Like I had like a

(42:23):
nightmare about it that night.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
They were bad, Oh no, And that's the reason just that.

Speaker 15 (42:33):
I mean, yeah, I just.

Speaker 21 (42:33):
Like I just like could not stop looking at it,
Like the whole time she was talking to me, I
was just like, this is just I.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
Just I just could not do it.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
It was not what if she took it out? Can
you just not unsee it?

Speaker 8 (42:50):
I mean, I don't know. I mean it feels like.

Speaker 21 (42:54):
I don't know, man, it's just like kind of like
put her whole look and.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
Aesthetic and like, I don't know, I just was I'm
not feeling that.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us. Appreciate that.
I kind of I don't know how big this nose
ring is. Hey, Rachel, how big is your nose ring?

Speaker 15 (43:11):
A windshimea.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
That's Rachel. She's been listening. He wants to talk to you.

Speaker 21 (43:19):
No, okay, I did not realize you were on there too.

Speaker 19 (43:24):
Okay, oh yeah, I like aesthetic takedown. So you're ghosting
me because of my style with my like average size
nose ring, my nose jangle.

Speaker 21 (43:38):
Look okay, like I'm not trying to be a jerk
or anything. It's just not for me, all right, you know,
it's just not as good.

Speaker 19 (43:46):
You made out with me, like you were going to propose,
and then you disappeared because my jewelry was a minimal
enough for your sensitive indie eyes.

Speaker 21 (43:57):
Come on, that's kind of funny, but like it's not personal, right,
I just like I couldn't unsee it, Like the thing
just sew like it had like its own like personality,
Like everything.

Speaker 19 (44:08):
On His name is Gerald, he swings my lap, and
you would have been great friends.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
Okay, Okay, that's kind of actually.

Speaker 19 (44:22):
Okay, but like you're such a poser, Like you're acting
like you're into punk shows, but you can't handle a
nose ring.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Look, I am obvious.

Speaker 21 (44:32):
Clearly I did a puncture though, right, Like, I mean,
I just don't want to date the merch table.

Speaker 19 (44:37):
You know, wow, And I don't want to date a
suit who stakes his way through life.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
What are you talking about? Doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 19 (44:48):
Listen, I'm going to keep your jacket vein. You don't
deserve it. It's too cool for you.

Speaker 15 (45:00):
You know what.

Speaker 21 (45:00):
You can keep the jacket because I don't really ever
want to see that thing again.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Honestly, saying would you like another date with Rachel will
pay for it?

Speaker 15 (45:09):
Nah?

Speaker 8 (45:09):
No, I'm that's gonna be a hard pass with you guys.

Speaker 15 (45:12):
Oh cool?

Speaker 19 (45:13):
You know Gerald feels the same way, and he doesn't
want to see you again. So yeah, I'm with Gerald,
We don't want.

Speaker 15 (45:19):
To see you again. We don't need this date.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Cool, I got it?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Who names you named your nose ring?

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Gerald? Ki. Well, I'm gonna let you guys have a
happy life together.

Speaker 21 (45:29):
And you know what, you can keep the jacket, you know,
I don't.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
I don't ever need to wear that thing again.

Speaker 15 (45:34):
Oh yeah, I'm sure you have a ton more in
your closet.

Speaker 19 (45:37):
Because you're such a fake poser and you just have
them there to like, try and be cool and recapture
your youth.

Speaker 15 (45:43):
Bro Juble's first date fallow All.

Speaker 22 (45:48):
I risk it Holly when she was six months old
and I had her before I had children, and she's
just been She's really my first born. Celebrate my love
for her. All donated to a rescue.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Woman who threw a king signora for her cat. That's
so cute and it actually ended up saving her local
animal shelter.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Oh okay, every time I think that, Okay, I don't
know if I can keep doing this.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I don't know if I can keep doing this, some
blessing will drop in. This time it was Miranda and
her family.

Speaker 15 (46:17):
She loved it.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
She really did.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
On this show, throw King Signora for their cat and
not save an animal shelter, Throw and have a party.
You'll find out when we check in with the Jewel
Show right after this heart is true.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
You are fell everyone at.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
Detash would say. Every the Iconic show has their wacky
cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
It's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And
then of course there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives

(47:14):
next door and climbs onto the porch once in a
while to ask if her bearded dragon Keith can re
enact the Titanic using raisins and dental flows for us
see our social media producer Gabby. Oh sorry about that, Gabby,
you're microphone. And then there's a producer Brad, he's a dad.
Hey there, Tiger. And then there's me. I'm Jewbil and

(47:35):
this is the Jewbil Show. And this is the time
of week where we check in and see what's going
on in our lives. So Nina what's up with you
this week?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
You guys? I have hot girl tummy issues?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
I feel like you jubul because I can't eat anything
now without getting sick. Really, So yesterday I decided to
treat myself because I was like, you know what, you
deserve some tater tots.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
You earn these tater tots, you want them greasy and crunchy.

Speaker 18 (48:00):
You get those greasy, crunchy tater tots. I feel like
that's very different from jewil. Jewbiles like lactose and tallart
can't have milk and eats like a smoothie and get sick.
MENA is like I had greasy I got.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Yeah, But I was like, man, this hot girl problem
with these tummy shoes is really acting up.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I am confused about the hot girl correlation.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
That's just what It's called hot girls have tummy issues.
It's just hot girl tummy issues. It's realis are also
called hot girl girl tummy shoes.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
So like I just was, it was just coming up.
You also went to like a taco place that is
not like a real taco place, and that's also I
threw up. Okay, I deserved it all.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
You were purging.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
I wasn't purging, well kind of, but it came up
on its own.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Now I get the hot girl tummy issue.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
No, I wasn't purging. It's just like if my stomach
got really, really sick and it just had to come out,
and it was like.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I was really sad about it.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Though that's the whole point. I would be sad.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
I deserved it and I wanted it and it didn't
want me.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
We're talking about right, Just shut Victoria went up with
you this week?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Guys. I need to figure something out. I need to
want to take away my credit card. Like I'm starting
to think it's a girl spending problems. I thought about
it the other day and I was like, well, I
could easily just hide it, and then thirty minutes later
I forget where I hit it, and then I won't
have it. But then it's on my phone. It's on
my Apple wallet, so I don't really need my card

(49:37):
take it out.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Off your Apple. I just buind too much.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I mean, yeah, like the other week, I bought my
cat like a cat backpack. Mind you, she doesn't even
like it, so it's so annoying at she go anywhere.
I wanted to take her on walks with me.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
She's going camping soon.

Speaker 20 (49:53):
I want her.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I want to take her camping. Doesn't like it.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
She she was so scared, and she me out like
louder than I ever I've ever heard before.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Is this a backpack you wear and you put the
cat inside of it?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Oh, I thought it was a backpack your cat, like,
you're trying to put it on her, putting a backpack
on me. I'm a cat. Every climb Victoria tries to
dress her cat, it's upset. It just stops, stands still
and goes. Also, I now want to see a cat
wearing a back Yeah. That does sound cute, like they

(50:27):
do for kids.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah, oh well I have one of those, but it's
like a harness. Especially get a backpack version if you
like door the Explorer put a little map in there.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
She's going to be mad though.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Well yeah, well she's already mad. I bought her a
lion's mane just so I could she could look like
a lion.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
She doesn't like that either. It's pretty fun to do that.
I put a beret on my dog the other day.
I saw that they followed you belable fresh the pictures
up there. Oh, yeah, it was up there. He was
really confused because he's a Doverman, he's German. He's like,
why am I wear French? Not French like everybody. It's
our social media producer Gabby stopping by Gabby, what's up

(51:02):
with you?

Speaker 8 (51:02):
This week?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I am officially moving out of the frat house.

Speaker 13 (51:08):
It's no longer. Yeah, let's go and my husband tie
and I bought a hoo. I've never signed so many
papers in my life.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
How long until all of his friends move into your
new house?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I hope it'll be a while.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Their friends ask if they can move in with you
guys again.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, because it has a basement, like a nice basement.
That's so exciting.

Speaker 20 (51:40):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Yeah, that's cool. Very produces up with you this week?
Babies are coming?

Speaker 10 (51:45):
So what.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
First comes the house and then they comes to babies?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Okay, sorry, babies, Okay, I have I have one and
it's my daughter and we do these didy daughter dates
where we kind of run errands where we make it fun.
And we actually got kicked out of the pharmacy because
we were being too loud.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
So we're messing around in the hallways.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
We're like in the in the aisles and stuff where
it's like that's cooping around singing songs and stuff, messing
around and they're.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Like, God, get out of here, you're gonna wake the
sleeping pills. Wow, thank you for that. I could actually
see you guys doing that.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Yeah, we do that.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Actually, what's going on YouTube? Was gonna I think I
weirded out another neighbor. Yeah, I do it often. I
love it.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I feel like you would also like that is what
I get from you. What was it like his neighbors?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
It was like nine o'clock at night the other night,
and so it's quiet outside, you know, and there's so
I make music too. If you don't know that, I
released a new song just last week, you can go
check it out wherever you get music. So I'm always
working on music and stuff like that at the house.
But I also am always like messing around and doing stuff.
And I was working on a song that I'm putting together,
and it was like nine o'clock at night and the

(53:01):
studio that I have the windows open, and it's over
a driveway of the person behind me and I've never
met them before, you know. But I was frustrated with
myself for the way I was singing, So then I
started singing the lyrics to my song like this opera,
very loud and very very very very loudly. And I
just had my underwear on because it was I was

(53:22):
about to go to bed, and I was like, I
want to try real quick. So I was like standing
there like and they pulled up and then I didn't
notice that they got out of the car and I'm
screaming basically in my underwear right in front of the window,
and they both looked up at me. It's the guy
covered in tattoos, singing opera and not ready for jewel.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
No funny texts, the like the group chat of everyone
in the neighbor to being like, guys, yeah, I made
eye contact with the dude, you know, and then I
just ducked down.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
So yeah, I don't know what they're thinking.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Now.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Now it's time for Nina's What's trending.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Justin Bieber is getting ready to drop a phone case
that goes along with his new fashion brand, Skylark, but
he can't drop it until he gets approval from his
wifey Hailey Bieber, because it's inspired by her lip glass
phone cases.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I really thought it was going to be a lip gloss.
I'd like a phone case that connects to her makeup brand.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
It doesn't, but it's similar. It carries something.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Do you know what it might be?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Chap sick Nope, thinking about Justin Bieber a CD Snoop
Dog is going to be really mad that he didn't
do it. Oh my gosh, oh babe, no weed somehow, Yes, Okay,
rolled up a joint. He wants it to be carried
in his phone case in the back, so it's like
a little spot for you to like slip it in.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
But that's exactly like Hailey Bieber saying, because she heard
thing holds clip gloss, it's just a skinnier.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Yeah, I know, I don't think it needs to be skinnier.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It doesn't. But that means like you're kind of like copy.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
So he just took her idea. Yeah, yeah, that's just
ownest thing to do. I get that that'd be cool
if you I could do that with like a joint.
I'm gonna make it. And so he's gonna make it.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
He's even been posting the prototype, so he's just waiting
for Haley to say it's okay, babe, you can do
what I did, which I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I just said that, but I also thought Snoop Dogg
had done it before. But I was wrong. It was bick.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Remember the big lighters. They have a phone case that
holds a lighter on the back. Oh yeah, so how
does this fit in your pocket? If you do that,
it still slides in just the same thing as a
lip closs.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
It doesn't seem like it's slided on like as nice.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Okay, Well, while you work that out, I'm gonna go
ahead and tell you about a woman who filed for divorce.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Because I was good for a nice slide.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
That's okay, I was just going I'm starting to tell
you I wasn't listening about a woman who filed for
divorce because chat GPT told her to. Really, yes, So
she trending right now because you know those coffee cups,
how that some people can read coffee at the bottom,
like Turkish coffee. A lot of the time they'll like
look at the bottom of it and like read your

(56:08):
tea leaves or read your coffee. So she took a
picture of it, posted it on chat to GPT and
was like, read my coffee, and in her coffee chat
GPT said that your husband is cheating on you. There's
no proof, no nothing, Just like that.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
She was like, that's it.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Wow, and she's out.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
She didn't even try to catch him.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Nope. She's just that solid proof I needed. I'm out,
chat GPC says.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
So I was like, she wanted to be probably best
for him as well.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Oh, it's probably best for both. And if that's the
excuse you're waiting.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
For, if you're out here reading coffee grounds, you're not
for me. Let me leave you with this.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
You just really transitioned perfectly into my last story. And
it's advice from Dolly Parton to Miley Cyrus. And I
think it's something that we can all take with us today.
Your tongue head whoa, No, she said, you do you,
I'll do me, and together will just be us.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Oh I doesn't say it together to each other. I'm
doing a good way to end it. That's Jeweles version.
You do me at the same time, do you, I'll
do me, and we'll just do each other. That wasn't
my point of thing. You know they're not for you,
so you just do that, right, Yeah, I'm not around cool.

(57:20):
That's I think that's how it should be though. Everybody
should just do everybody. I don't. I don't know if
I agree with that. Is that what Dolly Partner is saying.
That is what she's saying. Yeah, everybody, Yes, you absolutely
should do that, Dolly, especially for men, be yourself.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Sounds so innocent, and you just during that around.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
I don't mean it in a dirty way in the
church page. I'm just trying to do me.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
You should, it's not that'nsil standing by first.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
A followup is coming up right after this. It's the
Jewel Show. It's it's one of six point one. Sorry,
that's why you gotta do you. I gotta do me
because I would never do you Victoria.

Speaker 8 (58:11):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I can't do you, Victoria. I can't. I can't do
producing Bread. No, I can't do Nina Nina. And I'm
not gonna do Gabby or a social media person. I
gotta do me. I'm not doing any of you. I'm
just gonna do me, okay, Jewbles dirty little secret? Hello?

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 14 (58:38):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yes, I do Sweet?

Speaker 14 (58:40):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
So?

Speaker 14 (58:42):
I have a best friend who is a man, and
we've been friends for five or six years now and
it's always been super platonic, but recently I've done something
that I'm a little worried about, so I guess I
should backtrack a little. So we joke around all the time,
pranking each other things like that. I decided to make

(59:06):
a fake Instagram account and I started to kind of
catfish him. Why.

Speaker 12 (59:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
I just was at the time.

Speaker 14 (59:16):
It seemed kind of funny, and you know, there were
other people I was kind of messing with with the
fake account, and then I was like, oh, I'll do
it with him, and then it just kind of escalated.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
But you say, you're catfishing him because.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
You like him. No, No, I wasn't, not not initially.

Speaker 14 (59:35):
But the thing is now we're having like a totally
different conversation than we've ever had in our friendship.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Girl online, yes, I guess, well, I don't know if
she's thirsty, Okay.

Speaker 14 (59:55):
Fair, But I don't know what to do because I'm
starting to feel really guilty about the whole thing because
the relationship is evolving between him and you know, this
other person who's not real, and he's really falling for her,
and I am worried that he wants to get engaged to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Her, whoa without even meeting her? Yeah, you haven't. The
dudes are so lonely.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I mean, if you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Keep it in the spirit of like playing game, like
joking or whatever, you could just be like, well, let's
meet at blah blah blah place and then just be
there and be like surprised.

Speaker 14 (01:00:30):
Oh my god, I feel like he would never want
to talk to me again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Would he be mad at you that? Like, I mean, yes,
I feel like he would be. But but I mean
maybe he'd be excited because he had a crush on
you this whole time. Well he clearly did, right, Yeah,
why say clearly?

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Any female friend ask your dude friend if they want
to look up and don't just say yes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Most likely they'll say yes.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:00:50):
Well damn, I don't know what coup of you guys.
I'm just afraid he's going to stop talking to me
if I tell the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Well, would just have the girl break up with him
or stop talking to him? There you go, it's a
logical yeah, and then.

Speaker 14 (01:01:03):
Take it to the grave, stop the relationship and keep
it a secret.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yeah, she's so sorry she met someone else, and then
stop talking to him. And then now you don't have
to ever think about.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
It again, like such an elaborate heartbreak, and then also
that he will be down because you know, like a
perfect opportunity for you to pounce.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Wow, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
But what's your dirty little secret.

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