The Full Jubal Show from May 20th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dating is difficult, and there's a thread online right now
from a relationship expert of the types of women you
should avoid when dating interesting. Go over it next so
you can see who you should steer clear of. We
need to hear what I'm about to say before you
go out on your next date. It's the Jewbile show.
And we all know what kind of guys you should

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avoid when it comes to dating, most of them, right
But now, one relationship expert has just released a list
of the types of women to avoid when it comes
to dating interesting, and we're about to go over it
right now. So if you're a dude looking to data lady,
you can know who to avoid. And if you're a woman,
you can be like, oh, that's me. They should avoid me.
You'd be like, that's rob But here are the types

(00:43):
of women to avoid when it comes to dating, according
to this relationship expert. The Princess says. The princess is confident,
well put together, and very attractive. She easily lures men in.
She still follows the rules and requires that her men
do what she wants when she wants. She's a scorekeeper
and she alone decides when she's given enough to she's

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given enough to satisfy.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I feel like she's the only thing I have an
issue with that is that the scorekeeper. The scorekeeper that
annoys me. It's like you're keeping score of like who
did what to what person or ever?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
But everything else on proud of me.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I mean, there's probably a chance that she gave a
lot in past relationships, and so she's finding herself meaning
to make sure that she's being given too, because she's depleted.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It says, the princess has and I deserve it an
attitude and has little or no concern for how she
can make the other person happy.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's all about okay, well that kind of stuff on
the princess. Yeah, you're lucky to be with the princess.
We should all be saying that. By the way, keep
yourself esteem high. They are lucky to be with you.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
To avoid I'll be here all day. Relationship that has
released a list of the types of women to avoid
win dating. The perpetual teenager is also another type of
woman to avoid when dating. Yeah, it says, the perpetual
teenager dates, but she doesn't have a relationships because she

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doesn't want the men to want her. Big man that
she wants don't want her. Do you feel like this
is you, Victoria? Yeah, she really doesn't. I didn't think
about it until right now. Victoria dates like a teenager.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
She'll go out on a dating yeah, and then run
yeah sometimes literally right, and then she's.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like, he texted me again when two days ago? No,
just like, who's busy at home?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Room?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
All of a sudden, I couldn't talk on the phone,
Path says. A perpetual teenager is looking for a man
who doesn't exist, which is true, I think because Victoria
will go out on dates and she'll be like, yeah,
I liked him, but I don't ever want to talk
to him again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You just need to be able to keep my attention,
keep me interested.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Like I Victoria has ADHD and cannot stay interested in
anything more than five seconds. So you're right, Jill, it's
a man that doesn't exist exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's impossible.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
So the man who does keep my attention, you know,
will be good for.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, he's the one, oh ohbe about for a while.
But that's your unicorn, babe.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
There's another side of woman to avoid when it comes
to dating. A scaredy cat. Oh it, says the scaredy
cat has been emotionally wounded by men in the past,
and she can't let go of it. She mistrusts men
and often blames herself for the rejection she's felt, believing
that she just wasn't good enough. Oh that's me.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
That No.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
The perfect mix of psel and scaredy.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Cat just now towing back out there to hearty opens.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
The scaredy cat may put her guy through lots of
tests before she feels confident that he's truly interested. What
I tell you about the princess part another type of woman,
it says, to avoid when it comes to dating. The
wowmy woman. What is happening? It says, the wowy woman
is a midlife gal who's still still thinks that excitement

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is the key to judging if it's a good match.
She looks for. He got to be interesting to keep
her laughing, ask her all about herself, and give her butterflies.
All on the first date, which has not swept away,
there won't be a second.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That sounds like every man, So what do you mean
it feels like everybody?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I don't know. That's a dude.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's like, Oh, if I didn't feel wowed and get
to talk about myself the entire time.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Then it wasn't an enjoyable evening.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Interesting, you're going out a lot of dudes are actually
wow women.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, honestly. I mean I like to be wowed on
a first date, but I just wowed by the conversation. Yeah,
like what you have to say and things like that.
Like not uh like if I got someone in there
they don't wow me, why would I ever want to
go out with them again?

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, but I think this is pointing out the fairy
tale concept, right. They want a rom com date every
every single date, not.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Every single one, just one. Just gave me one good one.
It doesn't come.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
With a helicopter ride and a future full of rainbows.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'm not in Honestly, the cutest rom com dates are
the ones when you're doing a little picnic by the
river and he makes you a drink and a little
thing thing and you're just there and you're like, wow,
look at the sun setting.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's fun. They are the ones that have watched The
Bachelor too much, so they think that every single date
is in a castle.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
I don't know why they're so mad.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
There's other women at the day Listen. It happens though,
I've had a lot of Rohm comm dates. They're real.
I believe in dates. Another type of woman to avoid
when it comes to dating is the lusty gal, it
says who she believes her desirability is the only way
she can attract a man, and she wants this point.
She's at the point in her life email out to

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have a series of intimate experience intimate experiences.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
If everybody isn't a little bit of all of these things,
then like you're what are you supposed to be dating
the girl that's just like standing there doing nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's another jewbile phone frame Morning on the twenties.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Hello, Oh yeah this beer.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
We dropped him off already. Just want to make sure
you do they window backyard.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Who did you say?

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Is calling?

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Beal?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
We don't drop drop them off in the backyard. Just
won't make sure you know that, you know cause you
get home, walk in the backyard down know net.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Dropped more off in my backyard.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Hey, the delivery today? Oh I didn't tell you why
I was calling from Data. Sorry I'm calling from and
had delivery order today to for for Sabrino. Yeah, that's
me dropped them off before baby gate is back then?

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh I am so sorry. I'm not sure if it's
the connection or what it could be, but can you
please repeat that?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I mean, because you know, I don't want you walking
in the backyard when then't being back down the outside
of the greats and everything else like that without knowing
the day. So I just thought of call and let
you know that we didn't drop them off, and they
they did. They had some chicken already and they's.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Fine, Well what did you have dropped off in my backyard?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
And how did you get to my backyard?

Speaker 9 (07:47):
Let's take a step by step.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Didn't want even in the front yard, you know what
I mean? Like they run away?

Speaker 6 (07:51):
You get away?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Give me a bicyble.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Don't like that.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Sorry, you're supposed to be delivering a massage here. That's
the only thing.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
That I have coming to me.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
So what is getting.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Out of wear? Invoice? I got here is for four
baby gators?

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Did I hear you say gators?

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Baby gators?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Four baby gators? Yeah, four baby gators the Q you
little guys. But you know they got teeth and stuff
like that. So but back there they fed against the
Chika before we left, so they won't get too hungry
of them away.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Hold on here, hold on, why are there baby gators
being delivered? When I ordered a massage chair?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Say invoices four baby gators? That's all I know. You know,
I just delivered. I delivered the goods and uh, you know,
I did have a massage share in the back of
my truck, but I don't know where that's going yet.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
Excuse me, What in the actual are you talking about?
Who you're supposed to have my mother in law come
over today. We are having a family gathering.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's why you get the gators from fel for a
party or something like that.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Absolutely not. There's a giant mistake here. I literally don't
know what you're talking about. You have the wrong home.
Tell me, please, how did that mistake happen? How did
we go for massage share which you said.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is in the back of ear It is massage back
of my truck, but I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
I want you to take that massage chair back in
the back, take it, take it from the truck, put
it in my backyard or front yard, whatever makes you
feel better, and take the baby gats back.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I probably won't leave it in the backyard because I
don't want to the massage share if that's what you do.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
But you know, sir, I don't understand you at all,
and I'm not sure if you don't understand me.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
But you're going to go back.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
I don't know who that orders baby gators, but you're
gonna take the gators back to that crazy Okay, you
honestly you need to go back. You need to get
the baby gators out of there. You do not understand
there is a baby gate back there, and those are
not for the gators. Okay, that is for my four
year old son. All right, I have my mother in
law company so she can watch my son first. You

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absolutely have to go back now, okay, freaking out.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
So so what I'm hearing is you don't want the
baby gators.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
No, I don't want the baby gator. You have to
We don't even need to be on the phone much longer.
You need to go back, trade the baby gators in,
leave the babygate safely, put the massage hair back there.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I think you know if you if I put the
ship and label on it, you might be able to
pack and get him back into the crate. They're pretty
own regious.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Let you know, I might not be able to do
anything other than free stuff out. You're the one that's
going to be doing everything here. Okay. I don't know
where you are, but you're going back right now. Okay,
I'm freaking out. I have a meeting in about ten minutes. Here.
I'm not getting get a call for my mother in law,
of all things, that has made a long damn journey
with her.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Hey, Sabrina, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up. Oh my god, he said that you ordered
a massage chair and or waiting for it to be
delivered and wanted to mess with you somehow.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Oh my god. I was honestly starting to picture the worst.
I was picturing my mother in law having her horrible
wigrepped off.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Four radiators wake up every morning with double phone breaks.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Give us three minutes, and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's Trending.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Controversial new sprite flavors heading to stores officially. When it
was teased last fall, people lost their minds because they're like,
how in the world could sprite in iced tea.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Be a drink? I mean, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Sprite plus Tea, the flavor that freaked everybody out, is
officially coming two stores near you, just in time for
the summer.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
That doesn't breaking everyone out. I feel like there's been
way worse drinks to freak people out. I agree with
that badly.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
What I don't understand why people are upsetn we just
sent a pop star to the space for eleven minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I think we can make an iced tea sprite in fusion. Yes,
everybody just wants problems all the time. You know, back
when Jumans first started, it was just, hey, is that
water clean? Will kill us? I'm going to die tonight.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's like something already delicious teamed up with something else delicious.
Come on.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I almost feel like people are just frustrated because it
takes out the step. Because you know, when you go
to like fast food places and they have those soda
machines and you make your own like concoction. It's a
little bit of Sprite, a little bit of Doctor Pepper lemonade,
maybe some iced tea, and you.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Got are you putting in your dream? You didn't make
those mixtures possible? A little bit everything. Nobody stopping those
people from doing that. I agree. I just think that
this is you know, it's America. It sounds like knowing
it exists at all and it will never affect their life,
or knowing that it's there. They can't stand it. Yes,
they must get to the comments section immediately. Sprite should

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just be sprite, and if tea should just be iced tea,
and they should never mingle with each other.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
The only thing I think of this tea in vodka,
and that feels really right when someone gets mad about it.
I wonder if somebody got mad about this.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
A Jordan Warren Bull's uniform sold for two point six
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
So that was at an auction.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
And it was the uniform that he wore during the
ninety two to ninety three season. But then another one
of his jerseys sold for ten point one million dollars
and it was the jersey that he wore in the
ninety eight NBA Finals. Now these jerseys aren't going to museums.
What are you doing with them? I don't know why.
I'm picturing some guy that's rich that buys this and
puts it on, and it's like, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
A moment to feel like you're the goat.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
There's no way they're putting it on right, but they
are putting it on their wall.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yes, and they're sure they.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Invite somebody over, like you see that, Yeah, it's a
Jordan jersey.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And then she goes, what's Jordan? Yeah? You don't even
want to know how much it costs? No, I actually do.
That's the whole point. You have it up there, I'll
tell you it's a million dollars. I don't feel like
I like this trail right now. It's because I sold
my ten million I got this jersey. But whatever gone wrong,

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good for them.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
And lastly, Netflix's most watched shows of all time have
just been revealed. Gosh, I mean not really any of
these are that surprising. Squid Game season one is number one,
so really never seen it? Yeah, Squid Games number two
is number three? What's number two? Wednesday? Wednesday? Really Wednesday
is number two? Yeah, Strangers is a good one. Dahmer's

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number six? What was Adolescents? I didn't see that.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
That's a newer one is It is supposed to be
very interesting, But these lists, I cannot trust Netflix. When
I look at like, I'll open Netflix this is top
ten right, top ten trending right now, and then if
you go to a different account on your account.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's different. It's a different it is, yeah, because it's
not real. It's just the ten that they want you
to watch, serving you stuff.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, when they put us this list with stuff, that's
I mean, Netflix has been around for a long time.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't feel like it's messed up.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It gives you the option to thumbs up every show
that you like, and then it learns it and gives
you an algorim.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
But it's based on shows that you like. But it
says top ten trending on Netflix, like, yeah, everybody else
is watching everybody else is watching it. Yeah, yeah, it's
a lie.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Okay, do you take a picture of yours tonight. I'll
take a picture of mine and we can compare it
well because people also post about it like online.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I mean, like, oh my gosh, our shows like I'm
like the top ten this week, But does that mean
like it's on their top ten but.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
One of the actors, it's like, oh my gosh, Wednesday
top number one, because that's all she does.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's not show I liked deliver King on yours. No, no,
no liver king. No one has been popping up like
it's the most watched thing ever online. Yeah. I started
watching it. It moves a little slow, but anyway, it's
a documentary about this. I got to huge buff dude.

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Then I was like this. I was like, this is
one of the most watched things in the country. No, obviously,
it's just recommending it to me because I'll watch meathead things. Yeah. Anyway,
Well that's what's.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
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Speaker 1 (16:27):
Jordan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Chrisa.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Jordan, how long is
the vinces you heard from Chrisa.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
I mean it's been it's been a few days. I
left a voicemail. I mean it just fell right, I
mean the date was fire.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's only been a few days, though. Are you sure
you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
I mean, look, it's just a vibe and it's just
I was just after a few days, I'm kind of like,
what's up?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay? So you expected her to be like right on it?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, no doubt locked in. I mean I
knew the second, the second we nashed like national online,
I knew that date was going to be fire.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
What did you say in the voicemail?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Just said, there's a vibe, there's fires, you know they
I was just saying stuff that I was just making
her laugh, you know, she was listening, and you know,
I was just throwing down some some motivational things about like,
you know, how my life all figured out, and you
know how I started from the bottom. Now I'm up there,
you know. And I just got that vibe that kind

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of responded to me a little sarcastic. But but she
was with it, and I'm all about a girl and
keep up with me, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, So when was all of this going down? Was
this part of the date? Yeah? No, I mean it
started off in the d MS, okay.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
And then afterward, after I said, you know she can
keep up, you know, she she's got it, I decided
to take her over to you know it fancy joints.
It shows that I got class, you know, all right?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Was she impressed.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Oh yeah, I mean she was attracted. I could tell,
Like she raised an eyebrow when I sat down. In
all classes, she could not keep her eyes off me.
I can feel my magnetism just pulling that all in.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You get the same feeling when you look in the mirror.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Oh, of course I'm drawn to it, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
All right, So dinner starts off perfect, right, and I'm like,
I'm just vibing now, I'm just killing it with my stories. Okay,
I mean especially yeah, my gym routine. I mean, like,
this is it's something special, you know, it's something it's
built from inspiration.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Is she into working out and stuff?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Would you be interested in that? Because you know, sometimes
we've thrown into it. They don't want to hear about
the gym stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
No, I knew she was into it, Like, but she
was making jokes about it. But that's just she's just sarcastic,
you know. Okay, she knew my moves were bold and
she was liking it. She was with it.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Okay, you're talking about how much she was with Like,
what did you like about her?

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Like?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Was she engaging other than being sarcastic? Other than your
gym routine was anything else?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (19:01):
Oh she was just a good listener.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
But she she could keep up, you know, and that's
what I really liked.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
So what could have gone wrong?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Then?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Maybe, you know, maybe it's I just got a little
too motivational, because that's my future. Like I'm going to
be a motivational speaker. Okay, I get paid like six
figures to say a few things, you.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Know, and the kids believe in.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Themselves, you know. So I went from my gym routine
straight into my motivational speech because like the mood was
there right, Like I was like, hey, you know, talking
about like what we're doing with our lives. And I
just stood up and I hit the restaurant with some
high energy like I'm talking. People were looking at me,
like I was like Tony Robbins, you know, And I

(19:44):
told her. I looked her in the eyes, and I said,
it's my purpose to inspire people to change lives.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So you didn't just address her, you addressed the entire restaurant.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Oh yeah, they were looking at me, they knew, you know.
And she was smiling. I mean she was shaking her
head and a few things. I know that kind of headshake.
You know, you know I got a headshake when you
know you're still lucky, like like you won the lottery
or embarrassed, but you just see this guy with great
sayings and great gains.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah, you know I said good night. You know I
said good night. I M classy dude. You know I was,
you know, wanting to get to know her more. I
said a text later, telling her I had a blast and.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
I just let the voice the next day.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
You know, I'm just because I'm just being thoughtful, you.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Know, Well, why do you think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 5 (20:38):
I think I just think I'm gone. Maybe I went
a little too big. It's in five days and U
I mean, but we had chemistry and and I mean
I know she wants a confident guy outgoing. Can't get
more outgoing than that. And I just think maybe maybe
I'm being a little misunderstood, but but I'm definitely your type,

(20:58):
but definitely are type.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, we'll try to figure out where you play a song,
come back and then call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting you, and maybe get you
another day to write.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Oh yeah, you got it, you got it?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, thank you, play song come back and get your
first afe follow up next. Right in the middle of
today's first date follow up and if you're just joining us,
Jordan is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Christa.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Jordan, why don't you kind of
recap your day for us?

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah, so we went out to a fancy place. We
hit it off. The spot definitely had chemistry. She couldn't
keep her eyes off me. I couldn't keep her eyes
off her. I was just being confident, you know, just
showing off my outgoing nature.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
I told her some stories.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
We hit it off, and you know, I went into
my gym routine and then got into my whole motivation,
and uh, we hit it off. I had a I
had a blast, and I've been texting her about Hey, yes,
let's keep this going, like, let's when am I going
to see you?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Ready for us to call her? Yeah, no doubt, Let's
do it. Here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak
to Chrystal? Please? Hey Christa, how are you? My name
is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called

(22:21):
The Jebel Show. Hi, Christo, we're all here. My name
is Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria Hikay.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
I know you guys.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh you do? Sweet well, thank you very much for
knowing us. Appreciate that. We do a segment on the show.
It's called the First Day follow Up. It's where if
you go on a date with somebody and you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to call
you and find out why you're ghosting. So any idea
who would email us about you?

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Jordan?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Obviously, yes it is Jordan. So you are asked you
are blatantly ghosting Jordan? Oh yeah, definitely, Huy, Okay, you
mind telling us why?

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I mean, like the whole day just felt like I.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Was like on some episode of a crazy fitness reality show.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Is an absurd human? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't know any highlights of the reality show that
you felt like.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
You were on so many let's see.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
So well, okay, first off, he's he's really not my type, like,
is not normally the type of guy I would.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Go out with.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
But you know, he's acute and he picks a fancy restaurant,
So I figured, you know, why not, And so I
walk in and there he is in this like totally
skin tight, like long sleeve white almost fee thru shirt
with like, you know, his bicets are like screaming to
please give me a break from bicep curls. He just

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was a total meat, you know what I mean, Like
you could just tell. And so dinner started fine until
like Jordan started talking and he noticed the waiter who
was like the kind of a skinny, young, you know,
dorky kind of guy. So Jordan started calling him scrawny
to his face, and then out of.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Nowhere it got worse.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
So like that was an ebarrassing it up. But then
out of nowhere, Jordan like grabs the guy's arm and
is like and looks at me and goes, babe, check
this out, and then challenge later arm wrestling. You don't
know me challenging to an arm wrestling match. Luckily, Scrownnie declined,

(24:20):
so we got away with not dealing with that. But yeah,
and then he just like wouldn't stop talking about like
his gym and like every ingredient and his protein shake
in the mornings and like all of this crap.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
And then the worst part was.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
It's towards the end, I.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Mean, I'm just kind of laughing at him because he's
again an absurds human And uh, towards the end he
starts talking about how he wants to be like a
Tony Robbins, like motivational speaker guy, and he stands up
and does like a motivational seat to the back corner
of the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
We talked. He's really proud of it.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Of course you would. Yeah, No, it was mortifying. It
was mortified.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
And then when the date was so he bade the check,
sat back down, you know whatever. And then he wanted
to go like he wasn't ready for the night to
be over and wanted to take me to some bar
so that he could arm wrestle more.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Got like I want to off a little more.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah, yeah, he just got to like show off that
he could like arm wrestle or bench press anybody.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
It was just absurd.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
So you didn't go no, no, I got out of there.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
You know who might be surprised to hear that you
felt that way.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Jordan?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yes, And guess what, Jordan is actually on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
Oh, god.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Okay, Yeah, Hey Christah, good to hear from you.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Hey, how are you doing?

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I just want to say, I I think you're misunderstanding
the whole thing. Like I get that that maybe the
arm wrestling was a bit it was a bit much,
but you know, I would try to keep things fun.
You know, we were having fun and and it wasn't
about it wasn't about showing off. I mean, look, I'm
not It's natural, maybe a little because that's who I am,

(26:27):
but it's because I wanted you to see I'm not.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I'm not boring.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I don't play it safe. I'm not that kind of guy.
But I didn't realize it comes off or I came
off in any way as ib noxious, and I'll admit
that probably went overboard, but but that's me being me,
that that's Jordan being Jordan's you know. But but for real,
I think there's still chemistry there with us, and I

(26:52):
promise I'll turn it down because I'm not so meat
head trying to prove himself.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
I'm proven.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
I just wanted to make a good impression.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
So I really appreciate how confident and out knowing you are,
and I think that's that's super great and you're not
afraid to be yourself and I think that's great. I've
also realized that, you know, I think we're probably like
looking for different things. You know, you've got this like
big bold personality thing going and I don't really mess
with that kind of energy, like.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
That's not my jam kind of Well, first off, I
appreciate that you recognize my big and bold presence who
I am, and you you appreciate my confidence, and then
that's great. And I just want to know if I
can see you again, Chris.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Would you like to got what Jordan again? We'll pay
for it?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Yeah, no, no, I'm good, thinks so yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, I mean, as you hear right there, you started
off with a yes and changed so you just changing
your mind there. I see you're still working it out.
I know there's stuff just need sometime, you know, And hey,
I'm going to keep in touch you know.

Speaker 9 (28:02):
Now, j Jordan's delete my number.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I think that would be for that if you need me.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Look, if you don't like fitness, that's okay.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Jordan, go back to the gym.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
I'm I'm I'm good.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Well, if I delete your number, how will I know
when you decide to call me.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Jew Will's first date follow up?

Speaker 9 (28:27):
What am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with? You're
virgin who can't dry. Almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own
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So call us up if you want to play eight

(28:52):
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can also dm us at the Jewel Show or go
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(29:14):
three four three one O six one and we'll play
U vers Victoria next. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 7 (29:20):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual dot you ape.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for lower tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for U versus Victoria. Quang. What's up? Quang?
How are you good? How's it going?

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's great? Good. How are you feeling today? Awesome? Awesome?

Speaker 9 (29:50):
I'm so excited to be on you guys. Are you
guys are amazing?

Speaker 5 (29:53):
I listened to you every day.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh you, that's so sweet. But I'm still gonna hit
you down. But that's so sweet. Suck. All right, We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Kwang while
she's leaving. The game is played like this. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,

(30:17):
here we go. Kwang, Your time starts now? Oh shoot,
hold on, have it start one more time? Wasn't quite
ready yet? Okay, Kong, your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
What Shakespeare play features the line all the world stage,
all the world's of stage.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
And Juliette, which US state.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Has the most active volcanoes. Oh, what's the term for
a painting done on wet plaster? What's the capital of
New Zealand? What literary character lived at four Privet Drive?

(31:00):
Oh my gosh, what do you call a triangle with
all three sides of different lengths?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and kwang while she's getting ready and put her
in your headphones on and stuff. If you could only
eat one food forever, but it had to be slightly wet,
what would it be?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Sorry, just say fruit food?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
If you could only eat one one food forever, but
it had to be slightly wet, what would it be?

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Slightly lightly what? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Wet? It's a weird way to describe it. Juicy?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
What slightly wet? Juicy?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Okay, moist?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Let's go with you know what? I I love?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
That's really wet, but I love both. Okay, okay, yeah,
that's already wet, so good joyce, Victoria. If you had
to eat one food forever, but it had to be
slightly wet, what would it be? Why are you laughing?
I'm thinking I'm not laving U. I don't know, I
don't know. I don't know what I do. Wait, you

(32:05):
have fruit right in front of you. Yeahs, fruits and
wet kind of is anything? Everything's wet? Nothing. What doesn't
have to be something that is already wet. The point
is we're talking about jewbell. The point is it's weird.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
So I'll give you one, buddy, Tortilla chips, my favorite.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Slightly crazy. You're not supposed to be wet. It doesn't. Yeah,
you're missing. The whole thing is going to go really
bad for you. Point is it doesn't have to already
be a wet food. It could be anything like if
you really love uh, well, tortillo chips or any tacos bread,
they have to be slightly wet. Bread didn't feel like
a p but if okay, so what if you say,

(32:42):
like toa will taco? Yeah, okay, that's kind of wet already.
If you had to eat one food forever, what would
it be. I don't know what will sounds for you
good right now, but that's good, and then you would
choose that, but it would just be slightly wet. But
say is already kind of wet. She's talking about sausage
and eggs. Well, then then you said that I wouldn't
want to because you are already looking at wet foods automatically.
All right, okay, anyway, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds,

(33:05):
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and outright to win. Long you can
tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Oh alright? Ready?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
No that?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Not ready? What Shakespeare play features the line all did
you say?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Go?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah? I missed it? Oh we forgot it? Okay, now
what are we?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Sakespeare Play features the line all the world's a stage where.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
We're going to go with them? When? Which US state
has the most active volcanoes?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Ip?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh, Hawaii? Alaska? What's the term? Which one?

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
That one place?

Speaker 7 (33:47):
OHI?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What's the term for a painting done on wet plaster? What?

Speaker 6 (33:52):
Oil?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Pating? What's the capital of New Zealand? I don't know. Wait,
I want another one.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
All right, kwang god zero okay, wait for it. Victoria
came in with well zero one.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Congratulations, you did it. You beat Victoria. Get Lord tickets
for playing, and you can call yourself the champion of
trivia for the day. Yeah, let's see the answers now
with Nina.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
The Shakespeare play that features the line all the world
to stage is as you like It. The US state
that has the most active volcanoes is Alaska. The term
for a painting on wet plaster is a fresco. The
capitol of New Zealand is Wellington. The literary character that
lived at four Private Drive is Harry Potter, and the
triangle with all three sides of different lengths is a

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scalene triangle.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Kwan, thank you very much for playing man. I appreciate
you pure.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Absolutely, have a great day. We play you for Victoria
at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play Victoria, all you have to do
is dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
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champion of trivia for the day without even seeing getting
a single question right. It's time to Catch a Cheater.

(35:19):
Only on the Jubil Show. Monica is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater, and she's been with
her husband Michael for five years, but now she thinks
he might be cheating, so we'll see if we can
help her out. Monica, Sorry you have to come on
the show this way, But what's going on? Why do
you think Michael's cheating on you? Hey?

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Yeah, thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Guys.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
We have to get down to the bottom of this,
like dab.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
I mean we've been married for five years and I
just have this gut feeling that something is it's not right,
something is really off with him, and I don't want
it to be what I think it is, but I'm
pretty sure he's cheating. That's why I called you, guys.
I mean we've always had like a really good relationship

(36:03):
and communicated well and have good friends and stuff like that,
but I don't know, I just feel like there's something
something's not right.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Aside from your gut feeling, has there been anything going
on that's making you feel that way even more?

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Just he's just become distant, you know, in the last
few weeks, and I can just tell like there is
something else going on and we've got to get down
to it.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But I don't know.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
He's just like always, you know, doing his own things,
doesn't want me to see his phone or computer screen
or going into another room and like just weird.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
You know.

Speaker 9 (36:42):
It's like I thought we could tell each other everything
what's going on here? All of a sudden, he's just
kind of like in his own little world and just
got a little bit of this I don't know, let's
kick on his shoulder, just this vibe that I'm like,
there's there has to be something else.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
But could that be some thing that's going on with
work or maybe family like stuff that he's still working
through the hasn't had a chance to tell you. I mean,
I understand getting that feeling that's definitely something is off.
But is he not being intimate with you? Is there
another woman around? Like is there anything else that's telling
you that you think that for sure it's cheating because
they could just be emotional, Like, I don't know something

(37:21):
that's going on with him.

Speaker 9 (37:24):
I don't know, you guys. I just it is a
good feeling, and I can tell I just get this
weird energy from him. Okay, it's like, you know, family stuff,
because we talk about family things and everything seems to
be fine, so I'm not too concerned about that. And
she recently got a new promotion that he actually really liked,

(37:44):
So I mean, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
And could that mean that he has just more work
on his mind?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Then?

Speaker 9 (37:50):
I don't know, because really it's not a huge, like
this giant jump of like all this new responsibility that
had never had before. Basically he's being compensated for what
he was doing before that finally, right, So it's not
this drastic change.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
I can just tell.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
I can just I can look at him and know,
like there's something else going on, there's somebody else. Recently, though,
he's brought up some Amelia girl that apparently works for him,
and he's kind of like talked a little more about
her than he has anyone else in his office. So
that got me thinking, like what is the deal? Like,
what is going on with you and this Amelia girl?

(38:32):
Apparently she's like this young thing that you know whatever.
But Okay, I'm like, is that what's going on? Is
she your side piece?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Like?

Speaker 9 (38:43):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
We'll play a song come back. You already told us
what a grocery store he's a rewards card member at,
So we'll play a song come back call him and
I'll pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month, we chose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets a free gift from us just for being
such a loyal customer, and it's free flowers from our
Florid apartment, and we'll see if he sends those to
you or to somebody else, maybe even immediately. Okay, okay, that's.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Good, all right?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
To Catch Theeter is coming up next. Right in the
middle of To Catch a Cheeter, And if you're just
joining us, Monica is on the phone and she thinks
that her husband of five years named Michael might be
messing around. So in a second, we're gonna call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's

(39:28):
a Rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he
sends those to Monica, his wife, or to someone else.
But before do that, Monica, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick?

Speaker 9 (39:45):
Yeah. So, I just have a very bad feeling about
my husband. I think he's making around. The more I
think about it, it could be this chick from work
that he's been talking a lot about and I'm just
sick of wondering and I imagine she's running wild. So
I need your help to just to go this out.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
And what was her name again?

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Amelia? Kind of name is that anyway?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
All right? Well, are you ready for us to call?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, oh yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is
corrible calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named Michael.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you got him. I'm Michael Will
you're from.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I'm calling from where you're a Rewards card member. And
this is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations, you're this month's winter Thank you so
much for shopping with us.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Everybody's here, okay, well thanks. I mean I haven't been
in for a couple of weeks, but yeah, okay, do.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
You signed up to be a rewards member and that
is enough for us, So thank you very much for
shopping with us. I want something, yes, maybe maybe sin
sus been a while since you've been in. Every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us just for being such a valued customer.
You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want within the fifty United States,

(41:16):
absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
So congratulations, Oh.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
I got I got the perfect person. If you're going
to send it, that's great. Great, okay, great timing, great timing.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Perfect, all right, sweet? Well, then I need to get
the first and last name of the person, and then
we'll get anything that you want to put on a card.
And after that i'll get the address and that's it.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Okay, yeah, okay. The her name is Amelia.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Amelia, and do you want to put anything on a
card to Amelia?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Yeah, I can write anything, right, well, I'll keep it clean,
all right. How about Oh I had a great time
last night, let's do it again this weekend. I think
we're going into something this weekend. It's perfect. Great, realize
it's a really good time.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Man.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
This is kind of a new thing.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
That's super exciting. You know what else is exciting, probably
not for you, but this is not the grocery store.
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Hi, I'm Nina, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubell?
How are you? It's probably not good anymore.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yeah, I don't know what Jeubel? Yes, okay, what about
the roses?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
No? We actually do a segment on the show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see they send flowers too,
and your wife is on the phone.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
My wife is on the phone.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Do it?

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Michael? You are such a stunbag. Oh I knew it.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
I knew it.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Laura has always deserved so much more than you. You
are garbage.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Are you kidding me? Monica? Is this you? It sounds
like Monica? Is this Monica?

Speaker 9 (43:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (43:05):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
It's me? Who's Laura?

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Monica? No, Monica is on my wife? She works for
What is going on here?

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Michael?

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Yeah, we'll think, well why well because she knows this
is crazy?

Speaker 6 (43:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Are you married, Michael to somebody else?

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Wait? What? No, I'm not married. I mean what do
you mean you think?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Then?

Speaker 9 (43:32):
What is Laura to you?

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Then? What is he? You know what Laura is? My
wife were split?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
We split up?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Like what do you even? You didn't know that? I
mean we're not I mean those horses and final Chanel.
But we're you know, it's the final final, but we're divorced.
For the most part. Marriage is over and I didn't.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
You don't want to know, or maybe I do. How
long have you been hooking up with that little skank Amelia?
She wears the tightest, shortest skirts.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
We're talking to your boss, Monica, just to verify Michael
as your boss.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
Yes, okay, technically he's my boss. But he is also a.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Cheating Oh wow, Well listen, if I'm cheating, I have
to be cheating on someone, right, And what do you
mean I'm not cheating on anybody, Monica. We barely even
see each other. I think what we talked twice in
the last month and at a meeting of something else.
What you're putting those of my life for? What are

(44:40):
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Laura?

Speaker 6 (44:41):
None of your business?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
She is a.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Right and I'm not cheating on What can you get
this through the stick? Sull Morea and I are split up?
How I'm there?

Speaker 9 (44:55):
You I knew it. I feel like you were probably
doing this even before you filed You are gruss.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
Okay, wait now listen, my personal life is none of
your business, all right. I mean, first of all, you're
totally wrong about my marriage thing, and you know it's
none of your business, Monica. But more than that, this
is just incredibly unprofessional. I don't know what you're sing you. Hey, hey, hey, Monica,

(45:23):
I'm your boss. You know that, right, and I've.

Speaker 9 (45:26):
Got dirt on you.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
What of it?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
I don't have to explain anything to you right period.
But I think you're going to be going to call
from HR a little leader and you have to explain
this good.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Happy to happy to talk with them, Explain to them
what a dirtbag you are. You're disgusting Amelia. Get Oh,
I'm so done with this one. Yeah, you're right. I
do not need this. I don't need my job, I
don't need anything. You are a cheater and go to hell?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Uh, whoa is this whole thing with a joke?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
She hung up, She's gone. Sounds like she quit.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Is all real and she just quit? Hopefully what the
hell is going on there?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
She told us that you guys were together. I think
she just wanted to call you out for cheating. But
you're going through a divorce and you're seeing this Amelia person.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it's you know, it's fine
with the work. I've already cleared it with every note.
Not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
We didn't know that money. Yeah, so sorry, sorry about
sorry about that. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
Listen, this was all bit very weird. But uh I
do you have a recording of this. I'm going to
need it for my HR department.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, we can email it to you.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Great, thank you? All right, man, that was really weird,
but thanks.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
The Jewel Shows to Catch a cheater? Are you a cheater? No,
it's the Jewel Show. You might be. As a matter
of fact, I know it's early, but you may have
already cheated on your significant other numerous times. What or
they might be cheating on you right this very second.
I say that because a new poll is going viral
where they ask thousands of Americans in relationships what they

(47:14):
consider cheating and some of the answers, oh no, might
surprise you. You'll find out what they are next and see
if you're a big old cheater or not.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Oo.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Next, it's the Double Show. My boyfriend had a dream
about Selena Gomez and I'm thinking about breaking up with
them for cheating? Am I wrong? That's a text message
we just got in. I have four one six one
because there's a new poll going viral where they asked
thousands of Americans in relationships what they consider cheating, and

(47:43):
some of the answers might surprise you. You might find
out if you're a cheater or if you're being cheated
on right now, No, we'll go over there with that
them right, We'll go over them right now, waiting everybody
riled up in the morning. Forty three percent of adults
in relationships think that reading spicy erotica books is cheating.
Really for are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I mean, it's kind of like putting a relationship together
in your head, but you're not doing anything.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
So that's like the most tame and safest way to
have some other type of fantasies, because there's other things
that you could be doing that are a little bit
more graphic that might make you more uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Just reading an erotica book.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry to put Gabby on the spot,
but our social media producer Gabby is a smart reader.
And how does your husband feel about you reading smut?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
H He's fine with it.

Speaker 9 (48:35):
I even make mentions to my book boyfriend sometimes, and
you're what my book boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Is like the star of the book.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Yeah, like if he's acting up, I'll be like Cassie
and Lord of Bloodshed would never anything.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
It's funny. Yeah. Well, apparently, according to forty three percent
of adults and relationships, you're cheating every single time you
read smutty erotica books.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
That's a conversation you got to have if your partner,
because I don't understand why someone secure about it.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
We're going over a survey that they just did that's
going viral where they asked thousands of people in relationships
with what they consider cheating dancing with someone else. Thirty
four percent consider that cheating. Okay, I could see that
being did you say forty three percent? Again, no, thirty
four percent. That's less than the Yes, that's less than
the book. That's actual physical contact.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
People like a grind. It's that whole thing too, especially
like we're dudes. For dudes, it's never innocent dancing because
you know, when they walk up to some girl, their
hips all of a sudden right move forward.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
So however they're dancing with you, touching or not, their
hips are forward, and that's telling you something.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, I guess it depends on the kind of dancing too,
if you're in a group of friends and you're all
kind of dancing together, I guess, But if you're grinding
on someone else side, I wouldn't be cool with that
at all. I don't know if i'd consider it cheating,
but I would definitely consider it not cool. Yeah. What
if you.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Weren't there and your person was out with their friends
and everybody's got drinks flow and they're having a great time,
and you find out see pictures later that your person
is like dancing with somebody else and I'm like, bam.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I was just dancing here? Was that with my friends? Yeah?
That would have set me right. I definitely would have said.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
But what if you were there and like you saw
it happen like that would still upset you?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Well, yeah, I'd be like, you could just dance with me? Yeah?
That would wouldn't it be upset? I'd just be hurt,
Like I'm right here. I mean, I know I'm not
the best dancer in the world, but it's a grind
on that dude. I think I would be not be
cool with that either.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I could see that. I could see that there's a
pole that's going viral where They asked thousands of Americans
in relationships what they consider cheating texts from an ex.
Sixty two percent of people think that's cheating. It really
depends on what's in the text, right.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I mean, I'm not good with this, but like, if
your ex is texting you happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Why is he texting? But like, I feel like any.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Communications with your ex, like why are the texting high birthday?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
You know, some people have actual decent your friends with
their ex. Yeah, but like why are you read? I
feel that way too.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I feel like that just kind of leads into y'all,
y'are still connected somehow?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, and that would I agree with you. But I
think that there are some people who are more mature
than we are. Oh okay that but can you handle that?
So what's the percentage that thinks that that's she's sixty? Well, okay,
there are a lot of people that are not as too.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
So they got it. I'm cool with a couple of
exes and if they texted me, it wouldn't it would
be innocent.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
What if whoever you're seeing, if they're ex, texted them
and like constantly texted them like hey, like what are
you up to?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Like Hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Or like, hey, happy holidays and happy birthday? Would you
be okay with it?

Speaker 10 (51:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
If it the happy Holidays, happy birthday? Possibly, hey what
are you doing? Probably you want to ask some questions? Yeah,
that might, that might raise eyebrow. We're going over a
pole that they did of thousands of American asking them
what they consider cheating letting someone else buy them a drink.

(52:04):
Thirty one percent of people think that that's cheating. Oh,
that is not cheating, That is just being worthived. Yeah, whole.
I just think that's a smart financial move, especially if
I'm like living with someone or in like a really
serious relationship. Say it was both of money, get a
free drink. You don't owe anybody anything for a drink.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, I always sometimes think you do. But I went
out with a friend recently, and her boyfriend like encourages
her to go get a drink from like a random guy, like, hey, babe,
go have your thing, go do your thing.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
She'll text them and be like, hey, babe, much got
a drink from like a random guy.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
And he'll celebrate her like, good job, congrats, I'd love
you so much.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, he's like, my girl, got it. Everybody wishes, but
hiding your phone password, seventy three percent of people consider
that cheating.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
If you're just hiding the password, well that's sketchy, like
hiding intentional, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Like not giving your significant others a password. But it's
like your that's like your privacy, Like what do you have?
What if you have?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I mean, I guess things you can share with them,
but things you don't want to with them right on
your phone.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I have a lot of questions about this because I
think the older that you get and the more experiences
that you have, there's different levels to your trauma your experiences.
So if you're like, hey, babe, I'm I trust you.
There's probably nothing in your phone, but it will help
me sleep at night to know that you are open
with me and you give me your password, you know

(53:23):
what I mean? Like that I could see and if
he says no after I asked that way, I'll be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, what are you hiding? Give you that face recognition
while you're sleeping. I've always been cool if people have
my password, really, yeah, Like it doesn't bother me. I'm
not trying to hide anything. Nobody ever asked me really, because.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I think that they know what it's like the end
of g that they know you're not the one that's
cheating because.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I'm loyal my last relationship, my phone auto updated and
it made you have like a six digit password, so
I had to change it. Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
And so yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
And.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It's getting like streamed that and I'm like, I don't
know it updated. I literally just happened last night. Also,
why are you trying to get on my phone right now?
That was a stupid question. Obviously, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Okay, So there's a conversation that's trending and it's about
Gracy Abrams. Her fans are actually divided, and I wanted
to bring it to the table to see what we
think about I love Gracy Abrams, so and yeah, Gracy
Abrams is super talented and I don't think she's a
horrible person.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I don't think that's it at all. But this particular.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I was gonna say, but this particular situation is a
little bit I don't know, maybe in bad taste.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You tell me. So she's on tour.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
She's got eighty one tour dates, and she's got a
lot of fans that really really love her, that have
spent time to crochet gifts, to make like handmade photo albums,
all these different things, like as artist, you receive gifts
from your fans. And there is a photo left behind
from one of her shows in Australia and the person
that was cleaning up the place had found this big

(55:10):
pile of gifts that were given to Gracie.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
She just left them behind to be trashed.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
So that person posted a photo of course, which just
started this conversation because some of the fans are like, oh, man,
like that hurts. I really wanted her to have it
that she left it, and the other people are like, well,
what do you expect her to do with it? I
would rather she just didn't accept any gifts though, than
do that leave them behind to be tracked.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
You'd have forgot it. Yeah, you know that's true.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
If you see these pictures. I just saw the picture.
If you see this is not a forget I don't
think so either. This is a pile of trash.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
It's a big pile of stuff. But there are like
hand crocheted like bags. There are like these monogrammed like
photo things. I just think that if somebody cares enough
about you to take the time to give you a
piece of their energy and their soul, like, appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
And even if you are going to throw it away.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Because I understand it's like a lot of stuff, don't
leave it behind so their hearts are going to be broken.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Yeah, throw it away in secret, Yeah, somewhere else. I
kind of yeah, I kind of agree with that.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's like a half and half things like where do
you want them to take it or do with it?
She's eighty one show, so she gets like, I'll say,
one hundred things from eighty one shows.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
That's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
You gotta find some Listen, if you're crocheting a bag
for a stranger, okay that does not.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Know or care about you, what will be will be?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
The future of your bag is in the hands of
people you don't even know, You never knew them, They
don't love you.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
But that's just a sad about Like it takes the
excitement and the fun out of it. If you think
about people just not caring about you, then you don't care,
and then nobody cares and we're all walking around living
in black and white.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
I would have been a little heart broken that it
depends what it is, you know. It was like, if
you crochet a scar for something, that's cool. If you
crocheted my own face, that's cooler. I never mind.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Somebody did echo brad stet sentiment though, that said that
people that think celebrities want gifts from them are the problem.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I'm not the celebrities.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Yeah, I mean, in my opinion, you don't know this person.
This person doesn't know you. You are a ticket number on
a list of tickets to be sold, and that is
the bottom line.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
It's a I don't think it's just that.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I mean she has taking for those gifts and like
on stage, like she'll take them like and t'll read them,
be like, oh my gosh, this is so cool, and
she'll like she she's like thoughtful through them.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
May so may she just.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Forgot because she's on stage. But as soon as the
cameras are off and she's backstage, what happens. Pile of trash.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Just a real quick shout to know her, real quick
shout out to somebody who texted in a little while
ago at four one oh six one before we had
this conversation. But it says Jewel, the package is a
portrait of you. I painted it as a gift for you.
Oh there's also a letter inside explaining it all. I'm
excited to see that, just so you know, it's awesome.
Time to get that kind of hopefully didn't get anything

(57:50):
for Brad in there because he's not doesn't deserve it,
you can't appreciate it. I just looked at the text
message board in the middle of the conversation. I was like,
what that some way earlier, so it was waiting talked
about this. Well, that's really cool. I'll see you go
to see it. Do not through that, do not do
not throw that away.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
The problem is the expectations that people have when they
make something for somebody else, even if that person didn't
ask for it. Oh yeah, crazy as can do whatever
she wants with her own stuff. You gave it to her,
Turst now right.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Maybe she's just bad with her own stuff, you know.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I just think you should be appreciating energy that's given
to you in a positive way, because it's a reciprocal relationships. Anyway,
we'll leave. Everybody's getting stressed out you should return the favor.
Give sit down and crochet things for all those people
that crochet something.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Frosty's kind of like this. Yeah, it's a reuplical relationship.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
You know, you give me money and love and I
give you.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Music stuff music, Yes, my performance all right. Lastly, if
you don't want to be stressed out, couples who cuddle
at bed time are less stressed.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Good for you if you're in a couple. Byeubles.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (59:00):
Yes I do. It's me and my wife. Whenever we
go on vacation, on weekend trips, we carry what we
call a little black bag and it has adult toys
in it. Yeah, Rina and Victoria May had to explain
it to Jubal, But yeah, we carry battery operated manuals

(59:23):
and everything doesn't correct.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You or anything. Explain this is you want a little bit,
we will explain it.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I was going to say, there's a good chance Jubil's
got his own version.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
It's a little purple bag. Don't know what you're talking about?

Speaker 10 (59:39):
Through Yeah, yeah, I mean we don't check it. We
don't do a carry off because we don't want to
go to the metal detectors.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
So how big is your little black bag.

Speaker 10 (59:52):
Oh, I would say it's about the size of a
kid's backpack.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Oh, you carry it's back back sized things.

Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
Okay, I love got oil, it's got candles, it's god
pretty much everything. Handcuffs are nice.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Hey, Oh, good for you, sir. We put on handcuffs work. Yeah,
you probably shouldn't take those through TSA.

Speaker 10 (01:00:15):
Yeah, no, no, I don't think they'll let it. And
I think the oil bottles are a little too big.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
For the USA.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Well, thank you for telling us, you.

Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:30):
And when the family's with us, they'll grab the bag
and we try to grab it from them.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
We don't want them, no one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah, grandma carry around that bag. Maybe grandma needs it.
I mean, keep it hot man. How long you've been married.

Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
We've been married for over twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
That's why all thanks to that bag, a lesson was learned.
Here has been a part of the relationship.

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
Shortly after we got married.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah, these experts, I'm talking about the secret to success.
You know, it was like sleeping in different rooms. It's
just have a black bag like that. Yeah, just have a.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Little black bag, you know, something to carry around you
know Irmain, but we don't let anyone else touches it
or anything like that. It's no I really don't want
the family to find out what's in it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
So romantic. Have a good one, but back, what's your
dirty little secret.

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