The Full Jubal Show from May 21st, 2025

Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh, another day, another Internet fight. It's a double show.
I'm laughing at that. And the entire world is outraged
at one woman, all because of a post that she
had on Twitter. Oh man, and now everybody's arguing back
and forth on whether she's the most horrible person in

(00:24):
the world or if she's a genius.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What she say?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, text in four one o six one. When you
hear this, call us eight eight eight three four three
one o six one with your opinion. But here's what
she said. She said birth rates would skyrocket if girls
wore lingerie to bed and set him some oversized, homeless
core outfit. Why of course it came with a picture

(00:48):
of her in lingerie.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, first of all, nobody cares what you look like.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
As long as they get it, that's it. So that's
in sane one. I didn't know we had a problem
with birth rates. Maybe there is a problem with that,
but I think the world has already overpopulated anyway, so
I think it's fine if it slows.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Was gonna say, I thought we had two people anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I thought it was more because of like money.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Also, women are like doing other things other than just
having babies, which is a very important. Please to take
that the wrong way, but like, you know, doing things.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Also, you could say you're dressing in what she says,
an oversized homeless core outfit to bed to be eco friendly.
If you agree with what she says, do you agree
with that birth rates with skyrocket? If girls wear a
lingerie to bed instead of some oversized homeless core outfit.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Ps, if you're wearing an oversized T shirt, let's just
go ahead and call that easy access.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, WHOA. There are a lot of people that are
agreeing with her online of course why and then there
are a lot of people that are saying she's terrible
for her opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
So as a man, jubil, does lingerie make a difference
to you? I've never heard a man tell me that
it matters, because most of the time they don't even
pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh, I mean, yeah it's dope, right, but I'm not Yeah, like, yeah,
it's dope, but every single night, then you kind of
get over it, right. I don't think I would. No, honestly, yeah,
it would be dope. But also there's many other things
that you can wear that are cute as well, you know,
or like yeah, like but yeah, no, I think if

(02:23):
I'm dating somebody and whatever their bedtime attire is, I
usually find it cute no matter what, because I find
them cute. So if they wear baggy sweats or whatever,
I still think it's cute. Yea, And I still think
it's hot. Yeah, it doesn't turn me off. But lingere
every night would be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I mean maybe this is also let's talk to somebody
that's been married for a while and with the same person.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
For a while and if it makes a difference.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
And who's actually responsible for not getting But I feel
is it hurt or is it if you have someone
who you're with for a long time and like I'm
planning to have a kid with that person, I would
want my man to just be like, no, baby, you look.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Good in whatever you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's how I feel and get it going. That's honestly
how I feel like you look good at whatever you're wearing.
It's it's cute as long as they doesn't smell bad.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Is he coming in with a beer in his hands,
scratching his belly like like I don't care what I'm wearing.
I still don't want to climb on you if you're
doing that you got to help juice me too.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, that's the thing. This wasn't posted by a guy.
Some people are saying, you know, this is a terrible
opinion for one woman to have about other women. She
said that birth rates with skyrocket if girls wore a
lingerie of bed instead of some oversized, homeless core outfit.
My Tara, Hi, Hi, Do you agree with her opinion
or do you think that she's a terrible person for

(03:36):
having it?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Honestly, I'm on the side, like I'm with her, Like
I kind of agree. Okay, Wow, that might not be
the popular opinion, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I just feel like all my friends who are.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Like married and have kids, like they just kind of
lazy with it, Like they're just not putting the effort in.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well if they have kids. That's why.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I just feel like.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
My friends happy. I just got to keep her happy too.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
You still got to do those favors that you were
doing in the beginning that you might have been lazy about.
One of the couples I know that get it the
most have two kids and they are always finding ways
to do it.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
And to way Street.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
But honestly, if you're gonna wear like sweat like this
old shirt and shorts tipped, Like, how is that gonna
make romance happen?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Because I look cute no matter what, So whenever I'm wearing,
I should still look cute.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
If I'm blowing on your ear and licking your neck, Oh,
are you really paying attention to my T shirt?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I couldn't imagine many dudes being like, hey, uh, this
would be hot except sweatpants.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
There's so many other things that we worry about too, like,
oh man, I didn't shave my legs an care, Oh
I didn't take a shower, alkre So I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I don't think that it really matters.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I understand wanting to feel beautiful and sexy yourself and
as a woman. If you you feel more empowered when
you wear lingerie in that moment, sure, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't know that that's rob. Do you think birth
rates with skyrocket if women wore laundry to bed instead
of some oversized, homeless core outfit as according to that
post on my words? Absolutely okay?

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Why yeah, A dressed the better?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
So what do you what are you wearing?

Speaker 9 (05:26):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (05:27):
And worse than wearing than wearing my underwear to bed?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Really some people like that, especially, But so what are
you wearing?

Speaker 11 (05:36):
T bed?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Rob, What do you wearing to bed?

Speaker 8 (05:39):
It's comfortable my underwear.

Speaker 12 (05:43):
I don't want my wife to wear my underwear.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, you don't find it like an honor? Like look
at that, she's wearing my underwear.

Speaker 12 (05:51):
Yeah, okay, think about this. She's wearing your underwear.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
And then you go to rubber button. You're rubbing your
underwear on her butt.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah? Like that? Thank you, I appreciate you.

Speaker 13 (06:07):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (06:14):
Taylor is on the show today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jake.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Taylor, how long has it
been since you talked to Jake?

Speaker 14 (06:27):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (06:28):
It's been six days.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's terrible, almost a week.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
It felt like forever though, guy, Like, I'm like freaking out.
I've been freaking out.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, it's the worst feeling. How many times have you
tried to reach out to him?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
I haven't like reached out to him. I'm just waiting
to hear back.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Did he tell you that he was going to hit
you up after the date?

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Oh yeah, we had, We had planned for a whole
date and everything.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Oh but then after the date, our first date, you know,
it's been radio silence.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, so stupid.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
It makes me feel so stupid, stupid.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, that's not your fault, and that you know, unfortunately
it happens, but we can figure out why we don't
know it's date.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, so we actually met at a mutual friend's birthday
party and just from that, like that wasn't our first date,
but that whole night, I mean I spent the entire
night talking him. I barely even said happy birthday to
my friend, but we were just in the kitchen like
making stupid jokes, and that kind of led to.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Us talking the entire night.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
And I just had a really great time since then,
and I haven't really felt that in a long time.
And so we we planned a date and then we
got Ramen and we walked around the park and it
was like exactly like the moment that we met. It

(07:56):
was just like just I don't know, Sparks, I guess
I don't it sounds so that. I mean, we were
just laughing, is the thing.

Speaker 12 (08:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
It's like I felt like immediately I could be so
silly and stupid with him, and everything felt very comfortable
and natural right from the start. I don't know, it's like,
I mean, he's just really I mean, he's also very cute,
so like that doesn't hurt, you know, but it's not
even about like looks or anything. It was just this
feeling of comfort and being silly. And I'm such a silly,

(08:32):
stupid person and I love being silly and stupid. And
I feel like so often when I'm talking to guys,
it's like they're I don't know, they're expecting me to
be a certain way, and I didn't feel like that
with Jake at all. And he's very funny too, and
I was the one that makes me laugh, and I'm
just I was laughing so much. I was just laughing

(08:54):
whole time. I mean, by the end of the first date,
we already have so many inside jokes.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
And you know when you find that, I'm just like,
I don't get that often.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
No, totally, But what do you think could have gone wrong?

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
So I do think it is my fault actually, and
I feel like it's the I mean, I'm a clumsy person,
but this is like the worst thing that I've ever done.
I think it's very embarrassing. So you know that, you
know when you like check in with your best friend
in the middle of the day and you just give
them like the you know, the text, it's like okay, uh,

(09:31):
we're your vibes are good or whatever whatever. Yes, So
so actually, I uh, I did send that text to
him instead of let me just read it to you. Okay,
so he said, I said, he's cute, but if he

(09:53):
says vibes and ironically one more time, I might combust.

Speaker 12 (10:00):
A joke.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
It was kind of a joke because it was actually
I was.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Going to tell her later that that was actually like
an inside joke between like me and Jake that we
were because we were talking like we were being like
bros and I don't know, we were just pretending to
be bros and doing all this stuff, and so it
was kind of a funny thing to me that I
was just going to tell her about later. And then uh, yeah,

(10:24):
I sent that to him and then reading it back,
I'm like, oh, that actually sounds like I actually am.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Making a dig at him or something and that's not
all what it was.

Speaker 14 (10:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
But yeah, so I sent that to him.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
What did he say when he got it? Like did
he call you out?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Like did you just say a message?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Or I didn't know?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
I he didn't see it because like I sent it
while we were still on a date, and so I mean,
he's such a sea hurt, Like he didn't even look
at his phone the entire date, So he didn't even
see it until after we had already parted ways. And
I don't know, like to date I did so well,
we kissed and we yeah, we made that plan to
meet again. And then after the date, that's when I

(11:03):
saw that.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I oh, oh my gosh, I'd be Furreyking. Yeah now too, well,
oh no, we'll see if that is the reason. We'll
play a song come back and then call him and
see if I'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Okay, thank you, good?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
All right? Your first day follow up is.

Speaker 13 (11:22):
Next first Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
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Speaker 1 (11:29):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
and if you're just joining us. Taylor is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jake.
So we're about to call him and see if I
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Taylor, why don't you recap
your situation for us real quick?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Well, six days ago, I went on a date with
a really cute guy that I really like a lot,
and he made me laugh so much, which never happens.
But during the date, I had sent a text that
I meant to send to my best friend I accidentally
spent that day, and the text may have seemed like
a dig at him, and it was supposed to be
a joke and he wasn't ever supposed to see it.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
I think that he may have taken.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It second hand anxiety for you. Yeah, well, I know,
we'll see if that is the reason. Are you ready
for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 12 (12:32):
Hello, Hi, masking to Jake.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Please yay.

Speaker 12 (12:35):
This is Jake.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Jake. Hey, how you doing. This is the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show. What's up, Jake. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria, I'm Jubil how are you good?

Speaker 12 (12:45):
Good? How are you guys good?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Do you listen to the show?

Speaker 12 (12:50):
I don't. I don't listen, not actively?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
All right, Well, no worries. The reason we're calling you
today is because of a segment that we do do
on the show about that. You should really listen because
that's that that's the high caliber kind of stuff you
get on the show. You know, it was funny to
meet too, because Doo doo Victoria. Anyway, Gosh, Jake, I'm sorry.

(13:15):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Day follow Up. That's where if you go on a
date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us and get you on the
phone to ask you why you're ghosting. So we got
an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 12 (13:30):
Yeah, this is is that Taylor? Is it Taylor?

Speaker 9 (13:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
It is Taylor. You knew that fast. Yeah. Do you
have a few minutes to talk to us about it
and tell us why you're ghosting?

Speaker 15 (13:42):
Totally?

Speaker 12 (13:43):
I'd love to.

Speaker 14 (13:44):
Okay, day now, this just makes it even worse. She
was fantastic, she's amazing, she's she's she's scorious. I don't know,
i've met heard not too long ago at a birthday party.

Speaker 12 (13:55):
It was just like we just like we just hit it.

Speaker 14 (13:59):
I don't know, you don't know how, I don't know.
You meet somebody and it's just like, yeah, this makes sense,
just like flows really well.

Speaker 12 (14:04):
And it was great. And I mean, she did.

Speaker 14 (14:07):
She she text me this thing about about vibes and combusting,
which I don't think that was I thought it was
so funny.

Speaker 12 (14:16):
I just didn't reply.

Speaker 14 (14:18):
I it's kind of really stupid. So my roommate got
a VR headset. You know, you put amonial like into
you can play games and yeah, yeah, no they're crazy,
but like and I've never used to before, so I
kind of got like really really addicted to virtual reality

(14:39):
ping pong, and I've been going crazy in it. And
I stood too close to the corner of this wall
and fractured my wrist as I was playing.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You fractured your wrist playing VR.

Speaker 14 (15:01):
So it's okay, I mean it's stupid. I feel so
stupid about it. And now, like, because I've fractured it,
like it hurts the whole my phone, like my phone
sitting on my desk right now and I'm just speaking
into it. I I can't type. I can't text. I
can't I can't play virtual reality ping pong, I.

Speaker 12 (15:16):
Can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
So yeah, okay, well.

Speaker 14 (15:21):
It's just cop But so like I've tried to, I'm
trying to like verbialize my text, you know, and and
like speak them out so that SERI picks them up.
It comes out like vibes are snorting and Brahmin's destiny
and like it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay, So because you hurt your wrist, you can't communicate
with people.

Speaker 12 (15:39):
I just can't feel dumb, okay, honestly.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, that's why you're ghosting a.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Little bit, because like I don't know how to it's
frustrating when I can't text it and I don't know
how to be like, hey, uh I have you because
I broke my virtual reality pan pongtha.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Hit it off like you think you did. I don't
know that she'd think it was dumb.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Maybe she thinks, yeah, I guess maybe I didn't really.

Speaker 12 (16:07):
Think about that.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Can I say something? Can I say something?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yes, you can, Taylor, she's been on the phone listening.

Speaker 16 (16:15):
Oh wait, would yeah Taylor here?

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Like I just I
thought I totally humiliated myself. I've been spiraling for the
past six days. But you you've got a VR ping
pong wrist injury?

Speaker 12 (16:36):
What?

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah kind of.

Speaker 12 (16:42):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
No, I didn't think that's so random and adorable, but
also like it's been six days and I thought that
you hated me.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
With him right now.

Speaker 12 (16:57):
I don't hate you. I literally I could.

Speaker 14 (16:59):
I could never hate you.

Speaker 12 (17:01):
I was like really happy that that we met and
beating myself up that I feel like I can't just
like be an adult and just do the adult thing
and tell you I broke my red playing ping pong.

Speaker 17 (17:16):
That I was like, I was like the pong with you, Jake,
I'd play that with me, you know once.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Once you're a field.

Speaker 12 (17:32):
I mean, I can just swap to my left hand
and the EU is right.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Okay, we probably shouldn't say you could take your left hand,
otherwise she's gonna get even more man.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
You could have texted with your left hand.

Speaker 12 (17:44):
I can't. I can't.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
No, I don't know, guys, Jake, She's a very cute human.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Okay, Well that's Jake. Would you like to go out
on another date with Taylor? Will pay for it?

Speaker 12 (17:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (18:00):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Okay, well, Taylor, congratulations, Yay.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 12 (18:06):
I'm so happy, My God too.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're going to sleep good tonight, Jules, first day fall,
give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Kevin Jonas has been catfishing us his whole life.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I saw that, and I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Did you know that Kevin Jonas's name is not Kevin?
What is it? It's Paul what?

Speaker 18 (18:28):
So?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
He just revealed this on social media.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
But the funny part is is he's asking his fans
if they mind if he changes his name back because
he liked to just be Paul. I like Kevin, but
I don't know why they changed in the first place.
Kevin is his middle name, so his name is Paul
Kevin Jonas, but then it would be Nick, Joe and Paul.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I guess. I wonder if they did that though, because
of the Beatles. Oh may, maybe Paul sounds actually good.
I was gonna be like, maybe it doesn't sound good.
When he said it, I'm like, it sounds pretty good.
It reminded me of the Beatles. Yeah, it kind of
does better. And then like, I don't even.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Listen to the Beatles, but you just know that because
you always hear about Paul McCartney and all that stuff.

Speaker 19 (19:05):
I know there is one an odd choice. They like,
my name is Brad, I'm gonna change it. I'll go
by Chad. But it's just like that, that is not
a far enough of a jump to go through that work, right,
makes no sense to me.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Paul and Kevin. I think that Kevin is less polarizing
than Paul.

Speaker 19 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's polarizing about Paul.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I'm Paul a little harder.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's one syllable.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Paul has arrived. And then you know Nick and Joe
wouldeel weird about that because they're one syllable. So they
had to make Kevin that guy that.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Was a two name man. They have been putting Kevin
in the corner. Now they've been putting Paul in the corner. Wait,
isn't there one? Isn't there another Jonas brother? Yeah, that's bonus.
He's the one that's been in the corner like he's
been outside. He's not even allowed in.

Speaker 20 (19:58):
He's a two syllable name too, right, So it's probably
Francis though, well wait, are these boys all named after saints?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's what I think.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Yeah, they were very.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Joseph Reli when they were younger, Dad period.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Nicholas, Joseph, Paul and Francis. Oh maybe what.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
I just found out that actually go by their middle names.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Well though they didn't.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
They also start out with purity rings and all that
stuff that was part of their actually makes sense.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
And then and they tore those things off. Now this
is my brand.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
So either way, people are a little bit shook because
they don't know who tore like what to think of him?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Now?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
That confused me. I saw that, and I was very
confused by it. But then I also found out, like
two weeks ago that apparently both my cousins also go
by their middle names. And I'm like, homie, what's your
first name?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Then you don't know our first name?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I was like, what what have I been calling you
this whole time? Into like our middle names? And I'm like,
I'm so sorry, Like it's.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Fine, but Brad makes up a good point, like my
family does that too. But there are Ronnian names. So
my cousin's name is said and he would go by Sean,
and then my uncle's name is Maggie, but.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
He'd go by Jerry.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
So it's like, Okay, that makes a little more sense
because you're just trying to make.

Speaker 19 (21:15):
It easy right as an average white guy, if I
went by one of my men, and I have two
middle names, special if I went by one of my
middle names, the leap would be hilarious. You would love it.
I could pick between Joe and Bill. Oh, I would
love to be a Bill. Joseph and William are my
middle name. One time I was going.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
To do a country radio show and I was gonna
call myself Joe Billy.

Speaker 21 (21:41):
I would really like it if you were Willy Joe
Will that words in.

Speaker 20 (21:51):
The morning Willie or wone.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
That's a new sect.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
You know what. I'm out. This is now the WILLI Show.
I'm gone. I just want to listen. I don't care
if I make money ever again or have a job
ever again. And Rao, we got a long lifelong listening
right here, oh absolutely in the will Show all day.
You see the logo.

Speaker 21 (22:21):
Yellow and.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You might not be awake yet, but your Willy is.

Speaker 22 (22:29):
And I right.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Here in the morning, I am your will and I
am up and ready to go. Nothing like a good
Willy in the morning.

Speaker 10 (22:47):
To the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
We're gonna play game.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
All right, you know, we gotta go. That's what. I
just want to listen to The Willie Show.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
All day, just playing in your head.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
To Catch a Jeter has come up right after this.
It's the Wily Show.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Only on the Jubile Show, It's time for to catch
a Cheater. And Rachel is on the phone today and
she thinks that her boyfriend of two years might be
messing around. So in a second, we'll see if we
can catch him. But first, Rachel, sorry, you're going through this.
What's up? Why do you think Dylan might be cheating
on you?

Speaker 15 (23:24):
He's just been acting suspicious lately, Like he's not the
kind of guy to be really secretive, but you know,
he's been out partying with coworkers later and later and
then I'll come home and not really get into the
details of it. But he's taking his phone everywhere, like
including to the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
M Oh okay, yeah, just feels more secretive than ever.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Have you asked him about it? Like you've just been like,
is everything cool, babe?

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Like ah, and he's just like, yeah, no, I'm just
meeting up with the guys.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Is it normal for him to hang out with his
coworkers after work like that?

Speaker 12 (23:56):
No?

Speaker 15 (23:57):
No, And like he's more stressed than ever. And I
just I feel like something's up. I just want to
know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
So are his coworkers guys or there are also women
there too?

Speaker 8 (24:09):
They are women there too?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Do you know any of them? I don't, Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Is he just saying that he's going like right when
work is done and they're just going to do their
little thing.

Speaker 15 (24:21):
Yeah, And I'm trying to be cool about it myself,
but I don't know.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
It just it feels off.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well, it's weird when it's all the time. So how
does he act when he gets home? Do you guys
live together?

Speaker 8 (24:32):
Yes? And it just like he used to be very
bubbly and warm.

Speaker 15 (24:38):
I mean that's like actually how we met was at
a concert and he was just really conversational.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
And easy to talk to. And I just I feel
like that side of him is kind of gone.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
So just with you or in general, well.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
When we're around each other, But so do you see
that side of him come out with other people? Like
when he's around other people?

Speaker 15 (25:00):
To be honest, we really haven't like hung out with
coworkers or he hasn't come with me anything lately.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So you're living separate lives.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Yeah, it kind of feels that way.

Speaker 12 (25:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Or is there any anything else that has gone on
that you think might be weird?

Speaker 15 (25:15):
No, I just it's it's different behavior. So I'm hoping
that that's that's what it is. That it's just you know,
maybe work getting to him or something.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
And have you talked to him about how you're feeling
at all?

Speaker 15 (25:29):
Yeah, I mean every time I ask him about like
work and how it's going or hanging out with the guys,
he's just he's kind of quick about it.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
He doesn't really get into the details.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
So does he touch you, like when he comes home?
Does he try to like cuttle up and be like sorry, babe?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Or is it just cold it's been kind of cold?

Speaker 8 (25:47):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, all this seems really uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
Have you tried to, like, I'm not gonna say, touch him.
That sounds weird?

Speaker 15 (25:54):
No, I know what you mean, though, like try to
like kind of change things up.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
I thought about it, but again, he just like comes home,
he goes to the bathroom. He basically goes to Benny
falls asleep.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
So okay, so she's kind of disinterested just in general.

Speaker 15 (26:10):
Yeah, yeah, and it hasn't really felt like it'd be
a good time.

Speaker 16 (26:13):
So I just just want to know there's somebody else, right, Yes,
you told us what a grocery store he's Awards card
member with, So play us on come back, and then
call him and pretend to be from.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
The grocery store and say that every single month, we
choose one Rewards member at random who gets three flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, cool,
all right, To Catch a Theater is coming up next.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
The Tuble show ran in the middle of To Catch
a Cheater if you're just joining us, Rachel is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two
years named Dylan might be cheating. So in a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store, that he's a Rewards Card member, and say
that every single month, we choose one Awards member who
gets three flowers delivered from our flooral apartment. And we'll
see if he sends those to Rachel or to somebody
else before we do that, though, Rachel, why don't you

(27:03):
catch us up on your situation again? Yeah?

Speaker 23 (27:06):
So, my guy and I, Dylan, we've been dating for
a few years, met at a music crostival, live together,
and lately he's just not acting, kind of off a
lot of late nights at work or hanging out with.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Coworkers, and some of his personality feels gone. So I'm
just trying to see what's up.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible
calling from I was looking for our rewards card member
named Dylan.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Uh yeah, this is Hi.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Hi Dylan. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
very much for your business. You're actually this month's a
big winter congratulations. Thank you for shopping with us?

Speaker 10 (28:00):
Oh? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah? Absolutely? Who are you going to send them to?

Speaker 12 (28:04):
Do? You know?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So send?

Speaker 10 (28:07):
What what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Well, maybe you haven't seen every single month, we choose
one rewards card member completely random to say thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate. Send a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.

Speaker 10 (28:23):
Oh okay, yeah that went on. So where you just
like write a card or something.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, I'll just get some information from you. Like I said,
I can do it right now if you know who
you want to do it, so send them to you
right now, or I can call you back whenever you
have time.

Speaker 10 (28:38):
Yeah, sure, no, that's fine, you do.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Now now, great, okay, cool. All I would need would
be the first and last name of the person you
want to send them to, and then we'll get what's
on a card if you want one, and then we'll
get the address and we should be good to.

Speaker 24 (28:50):
Get all right. Yeah, can you send them just to Emily?
Okay Emily? And do you want to put anything on
a card to Emily?

Speaker 14 (29:02):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
Yeah, you can put but thanks for being my partner
in crime.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Thanks for being my partner in rhyme. That's cute. Yes,
I can do that. Leks being my partner in crime
to Emily, you know who might actually have questions about
that part right there?

Speaker 10 (29:23):
Uh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, your girlfriend, Rachel might have some questions about that
part right there. This is actually the Jubile Show. It's
a radio show, and we do a segment called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around you see they send flowers to
and your girlfriend Rachel is actually on the phone listening.
Probably some questions.

Speaker 15 (29:42):
Dylan like Emily, are like, are you serious wholly Emily?

Speaker 10 (29:47):
Oh, Rachel? Are you serious right now?

Speaker 14 (29:53):
Why? Yes?

Speaker 8 (29:55):
What are you cheating on me?

Speaker 12 (30:00):
What?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
What?

Speaker 10 (30:04):
I'm really not I'm not interested in talking about this
with what radio DJs? Are you kidding me right now?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
What?

Speaker 12 (30:15):
Yeah? What is it?

Speaker 10 (30:17):
You can't just call me like a normal You can't
just call them, call me like a normal human.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Who's Emily?

Speaker 10 (30:24):
Who is Rachel? Exactly? What?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (30:28):
What? I'm your girlfriend?

Speaker 10 (30:30):
I don't even know who you are? Right now? You've
got me on the radio.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Okay, Dylan? Who is Emily?

Speaker 8 (30:38):
And like, just why can't you answer the question?

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Just answer the question?

Speaker 10 (30:44):
I mean, what what was the what was the question?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Who is Emily?

Speaker 10 (30:53):
I mean I have a lot of questions. I mean,
why don't you know? I don't know? What doesn't matter?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Are you not concerned that your girlfriend thinks you're cheating
on her and you just sent flowers and leaves your
partner in crime.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
Yeah, I know, I'm not concerned. I'm not. No, I'm
concerned about you. But you're probably gonna feel like, oh
my god, so you should probably just back off. Why
she's my project manager, Rachel. I told you work has
been stressful and we're planning a big launch and she's

(31:26):
been helping me stay on track.

Speaker 15 (31:29):
Like, why are you even sending her flowers?

Speaker 10 (31:33):
She's been working over time to make sure everything goes smoothly,
and it's a gesture of appreciation, Rachel, have you ever
heard of that?

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Why are you.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Talking to your girlfriend like that?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
She's the one that feels like you've been shady and
somewhere else and cheating on her, and instead of hearing
her out and trying to make her feel better, you're
talking down to her while you're sending flowers to your boss,
which could be an HR violation if there's nothing going
on there, I don't understand.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
I don't think a radio show was the place to
figure it, honestly.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay, well that's your opinion, but we're here now. So
what are you gonna do about it?

Speaker 10 (32:05):
I honestly, I think I'm gonna have to probably break
up with Rachel because who they're farder in this position?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's crazy, Rachel, this is a good thing. And I
still don't believe he's not cheating.

Speaker 23 (32:18):
Yeah, yeahs, I don't know who Dylan is.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
You don't even sound like yourself right now.

Speaker 10 (32:27):
Well what do you what are you saying? Of course,
I'm I'm honestly, I would have been I probably should
have just cheating. I probably should just cheating because I'm
getting in trouble for standing up for myself anyway. Like
you don't.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
You don't trust me, You're not you're not helping, You're
not helping.

Speaker 10 (32:48):
You know what. Actually, I'm just gonna help you out,
and I'm gonna go and get my stuff out of
the house. So come back in a couple of hours
and you will have to see me again.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Okay, by and fine?

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Wow, Rachel, hes just on that. Wow, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh my god, I feel like you're gonna be better
off no matter what, even if he didn't cheat. That
didn't sound cool at all. No, my gosh, no question
about that.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Oh yeah, well, well thanks, guys.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
That's definitely not fucking I'm so sorry.

Speaker 15 (33:26):
Yeah, like I'm sure I'm going to be sad about this,
but like that was so weird, So I just I
think right now the sad of going home to an
empty house sounds really good right now.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So good luck, all right, well thanks, you're welcome the.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Jewel Shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Good morning? Can I take your order?

Speaker 12 (33:47):
A tall A large black coffee, large black cock?

Speaker 8 (33:52):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I mean large?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
He means event Yeah, the biggest oney that venty.

Speaker 19 (33:56):
Is large, is twenty.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
Large is large. In fact, cole is large and grande
is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Fanti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three languages.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lord tickets today, and let's meet our
contestant for You versus Victoria, Sydney. What's up, Sydney? How
are you?

Speaker 25 (34:26):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
How are you guys doing wonderful? Thank you for asking.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I thought verse second year. My root well, my older roommate, Sydney.
That just scared me. I can't speak today. I apologize
a lot.

Speaker 25 (34:36):
It's okay. I have to say.

Speaker 14 (34:37):
I'm a huge fan, Jubo.

Speaker 25 (34:39):
I've been listening to you for ten years, since I
was in middle school. Full circle for me.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh dun. She just said you're old.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Noo, she's no longer in middle school ideal grade.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And all I heard was that I helped raise you, Sydney.
But you're kind of we're kind of related, we're fans.
I'm not gonna say I'm your dad. I'm like your uncle,
and I'll say it, I'm like your weird uncle. You know.
We spend a lot of time together over the years,
and it's good to see you, bro.

Speaker 25 (35:08):
The creepy uncle.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
It's fine. Yeah, No, I'm the fun one for sure. Okay.
I mean, I mean you probably were two hot you
can probably exactly. I'm multi and fascinating.

Speaker 13 (35:17):
But what else.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
All the children jubels Right, Yeah, that's dope, Sydney. Thank
you time. But our new thing is gonna be Jewel raised,
very very appropriate. All right, We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and here we go, Sidney. The game
has played like this. You got thirty seconds answer as

(35:40):
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Sidney. Your time starts. Now.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
What famous battle was fought on June eighteenth and eighteen fifteen?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
In computing? What does CPU stand.

Speaker 25 (35:59):
For computer processing unit?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
What is the only US state that grows coffee commercially.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
Past?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
What is the what is Charles Darwin's most famous theory evolution.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
In the periodic table? What element is abbreviated as fe.

Speaker 25 (36:20):
Irony?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Who carved Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Pat?

Speaker 12 (36:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And well, I think I've tried to wave about her
to come in, but she got distracted. Okay, now Victoria's
coming back in the studio, and while she's putting her
headphones on, here's a question for you, Sydney. How many
pigeons do you think could reasonably distract using only sorry?

(36:46):
How many? How many pigeons do you think you could
reasonably distract using only breadcrumbs and interpretive dance?

Speaker 25 (36:54):
I'd say at least a couple hundred, especially in Washington.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh a couple hundred. Yeah, that's pretty good. Washington pigeons
are hunger. You can keep them busy.

Speaker 25 (37:03):
I mean you see them in the parks, like there's
people out there with they got a loaf of bread
and they're just hanging out.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Here's another question for you, Sidney. If you could have
any animal as your roommate, fully house trained, but still
with its normal attitude, what are you going to pick?

Speaker 25 (37:17):
As long as it could fit. I would put a
giraffe so it could reach all the tall places.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Oh yeah, that would be Oh that'd be dope.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Giraffe is my spirit animal, my favorite.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It's my favorite animal. Yeah about you, brod Yeah interesting.

Speaker 19 (37:31):
They fight with their neck.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
It's pretty cool. Yeah it is. They like get wrapped
around each other.

Speaker 12 (37:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, I wonder what they say to each other when
that happens. You're going the wrong way.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Gold last.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Get situation, you know, right to the chest, sucker. Thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Sydney out right. Wain Okay, Victoria, All right, Sidney,
you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 25 (38:04):
Okay, ready, go?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
What famous battle was fought on June eighteenth, eighteen fifteen.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Oh, battle is a gideasbird. That's all right, I don't know,
yeah that. Where's going to commit?

Speaker 12 (38:15):
Next?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
In computing, what does CPU stand for? Uh?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Cpu control? Pause, eliminade?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
What is the only US state that grows coffee commercially?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I don't the only US state? Ohio?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
What is Charles Darwin's most famous don't know Ohio.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Evolution?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
In the periodic table? What element is abbreviated as.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Fe oh oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Wait, you're right, I have it?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
I have it?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Okay, go, I don't have it iron.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I don't think that's right. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
No, yeah, not over yet. Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 19 (38:58):
Producer bred Victoria did get one correct I did three corrects.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
You did it. If you and Victoria were girafts, you
won the next battle. You got lord tickets just for playing.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Too awesome.

Speaker 25 (39:16):
I'm super excited.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Thank you, guys, Yeah, thank you? All right?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Raised by Juill today Sydney.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
All right was the answer. Now with Nina, the.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Famous battle that was fought on June eighteenth and eighteen
fifteen was the Battle of Waterloo and computing CPO CPU
stands for Central Processing Unite.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
The only US state that girls coffee commercially is Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You pick Ohio for everything you think they're just like.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
No, that's where, like Greece, was happened.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Happens in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Charles Darwin's most famous serious evolution by natural selection in
the Periodic Table f E is iron and then guts
on borgloom.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Carved Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Wait, so I got to right? What do you what
was the other theory of evolution and iron?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You never said iron?

Speaker 8 (40:12):
Yeah I did?

Speaker 11 (40:13):
She did?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Anybody was? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And then she said I said iron.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
She did say iron, but it was well after you.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
It was still iron.

Speaker 8 (40:21):
I still got it.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
You did, but you said it. Wait, but so I
got the point and then you I don't think that's right.

Speaker 19 (40:26):
You should spend a little bit of time this weekend
watching game shows to see how they work.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Why I don't want to do that?

Speaker 8 (40:30):
You can't have answered.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Nine times the person gets the answer, I can't. I
got it right, Okay, you got to. She still whooped
your butt with.

Speaker 18 (40:39):
You.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Imagine what is what is? Did you hear my? What
is like four minutes ago? What? That's my answer? What
is what I said three times ago? I had it right? Hello,
I'm not stupid. What is your idiot? I just won
the game. She can score off by like security so fast.
Thank you for playing Sidney. Thank you have a good one.

(41:03):
We play you versus Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and
you could battle it out with Victoria.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I'm just making sure you saw the logside to change
something and I got nervous.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
By logs, she means the thing that we look at
for like commercials and songs and things like that. Here's
a little inside information. We went a little along with
you verus Victoria, and there was a song in there,
so we had to get rid of the song so
we can go straight to the phone prank, which is
about to happen. Yeah, and Victoria is probably stressing out
that whole time. I was like, do I move it?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
But then I don't have anything to write it down
to say, like Jeb will go to the pranks.

Speaker 19 (41:43):
Now part of keeping a promise. Phone pranks are on
the twenties. So we're gonna make sure that that's true
every single time.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Even if we have to get rid of a musical
artist's song. Even if we messed, you probably stop it
twenty now. Yeah, we're not going to be We're going
to talk. We'll talk to time for your phone.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
Ryan.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Happens every single hour on the twenties, and right after
that is Nina's what's trending. It's the jewel shop.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
It's another jewbile phone.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Frame mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 22 (42:14):
Oh Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company.
I was looking for Ryan, who purchased a mattress from
us recently.

Speaker 12 (42:28):
Uh, this is he.

Speaker 22 (42:31):
Oh hi Ryan, how are you today? Are you catching
all right? Great disease on your mattress?

Speaker 12 (42:45):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 14 (42:45):
What is this?

Speaker 12 (42:46):
What is this in regarding.

Speaker 22 (42:48):
Oh, it's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,
are you be with the mattress?

Speaker 12 (43:03):
Uh? Yes, great.

Speaker 22 (43:06):
We like our customers to be getting a great night sleep,
you know, yeah, yeah, sort of lying there dead to
the world getting those great seas. Yes, I'm calling because

(43:33):
we we delivered your mattress, and of course we do
the white glove delivery service where the people who deliver
the mattress wear the white gloves and so they don't
get their pesky fingerprints all over your belongings or walls
or handrails any thing like that.

Speaker 26 (43:57):
Uh yeah, that I got, no complain, yes, okay, Well,
unfortunately I have to inform you that I was one
of the delivery people who brought your mattress to your
establishment and put it in the bedroom.

Speaker 12 (44:16):
Okay, why are you going again?

Speaker 22 (44:18):
I have a confession, Ryan, I have to come clean
about something and it has to do with you and
your mattress.

Speaker 14 (44:31):
Oh well, what what are you trying to get at?

Speaker 22 (44:37):
On the day that your mattress was to be delivered?
It seems that I left my white gloves at home
and so I was not exactly doing the white glove
delivery service, was I? And so I had my hands,
my bare hands, all over your property. I'm so sorry
about that, Ryan, and I need to make sure that

(44:59):
my fingerprints are completely wiped from your bedroom and anywhere
else that I may have touched. I do a thorough
job cleaning.

Speaker 14 (45:10):
You'd be in a lot of trouble.

Speaker 22 (45:12):
Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble if my
fingerprints were found on your property.

Speaker 25 (45:17):
What did you do?

Speaker 22 (45:21):
Well? I think I just told you I didn't wear
with my white gloves like I was supposed to, and
so if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy,
it could come back to bite me. And I just
want to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (45:36):
Well, why is that such a big deal.

Speaker 25 (45:41):
Fingerprints?

Speaker 22 (45:43):
Well, it's just because, you know, sometimes people will look
for fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,
it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere
you said you were. You know, things like that.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
Why do you need.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
Them from my plaist?

Speaker 22 (46:06):
Oh, it's just because I need to just give rid
of the fingerprints because we do white cloff delivery service
and I wasn't wearing my white gloves, which I normally
don't make mistakes like that.

Speaker 12 (46:18):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
I'm calling the cops. What on earth you're doing?

Speaker 22 (46:21):
If we could not call them, I don't need them
involved in mattress deliveries again, what.

Speaker 8 (46:29):
Were you doing.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
What were you doing before, during, or after my mattress?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hey, Ryan, this is actually Jubil from the Jubile Show
doing a phone break on you and your wife set
you up. It's a joke. She said, you guys got
a new mattress the other day and she just wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
Oh my god, wake up.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
Every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say, mornings on
the twenties.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Waste time for Nina's what's trending for? Parents have been
teased so hard the past few days. What parents with
a lot of hair? Yeah, parents of little baby little cuties.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Adidas Originals is dropping apparel and accessories for pets.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, cats and dogs so cute.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
So if you've seen any of the stories or the
picture circulating on social media, you get in super hyper
like when does it drop? I can't wait to get it?
I want a little tracks. I don't even have a dog,
and I want to track soup for a dog. So
the catch is they will only be sold in China.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Why is there got to be a catch?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Why did you hear what I said? The catch was?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yeah, but I don't get that either. Why caun'tiff thing?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
I'm it doesn't say that if it's a tariff thing
or not, but that it's happening in China.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
The collection will be available in.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Stores on May twentieth and exclusive online release May twenty seventh.
Again just in China, So if you do live anywhere
else like us, you're gonna have to go through a
third party.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
So you want to trying to get one for your dog,
my cat and then come back.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 19 (48:04):
Important to dress your animals though not only do they
like it, honestly.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yeah, he's so excited every single time I throw a
bray on him or something. Yeah, loves it.

Speaker 19 (48:16):
It's important because you need to make sure you dress
them for pictures. Because last night someone on this show
sent me a nude of their cat and it was
a really inappropriate picture, sounds.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Like it'd be victorious. It was, yeah, you sent him,
what did you did? You send?

Speaker 19 (48:35):
Send me a picture of her cat, Mimosa in a
compromising position and it was a nude.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Okay, that's unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
It was texting me something I put like the little emoji,
like like the dead face emoji, like okay, Brad whatever,
and then instead I forgot I have a sticker of
her and she's like laying on her back, like is.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
She trying to tell me something? Sure of her mind?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
It was so fun it it looked, but I was like,
I did not mean to send you that.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, let me see. I mean that's yeah, that's very
picture of your cat to send somebody.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
The angles though, really emphasizes her bottom curve.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yes, it does. She's a curvey girl. We love the
curby girl.

Speaker 11 (49:30):
All.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Since we're on the topic, whatever, whatever it is that
you use to lure people in, maybe it's pictures of
your cat and compromising physicians or yourself. Cheap dates are
in Oh, so once upon a time there would always
be arguments or people that would really put their foot
down and say, absolutely not. Don't you ever pull out
a coupon on a first date because I'm leaving now.
People are finding coupons on first dates very attractive because

(49:53):
it tells them that that person is money savvy.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Or do you find coupon's coupons anymore?

Speaker 12 (49:58):
Really?

Speaker 19 (49:59):
Physical coup bonds is like it on your phone, rift
cards and coupons on dates.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
But I was not money savvy, just broke.

Speaker 19 (50:05):
Yeah, she didn't see me easy spring for the extra toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
People used to hide it, but get one.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Sixty one percent of people say frugality is an attractive
trait in a partner.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
So if you got that, groupon pull out your.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Little app shamelessly and see and see what happens turned
on by that.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
For oil changes, you can get a good deal of
a groupon for oil.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Change, massages, nails. There are so many different things on Groupon.
Groupon is legit.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I love it. Yeah, this is not an ad. This
is not an okay, Well, there's other apps that do
it too, right, not an ad. Also, group you want
to hit us up? Yeah, you got a lot.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So whatever you're doing, stay frugal babes, that's what's trending.

Speaker 18 (51:00):
You're pell and co down everyone just a little. The
biggest gift would be from me and the car Detached
would say.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewbel Show is no different. Why it's a Jewel
show with your drunk and Nina Hi. And then there's
everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget
the quirky neighbor kid who periodically pokes her head through
our window to ask if her pet ferret Nibblet can
lick the conversation off our fridge because it helps him

(51:43):
remember past lives. Our social media producer Gabby come up
with that Jebel just real Life. That's also our producer Brad.
He's a dad.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
Hey there, nugget.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the
Jewel Show and this is the time week where we
check in and see what's going on in our lives.
And you know, what's going on in your life this week?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Do you ever find yourself learning the same lesson over
and over again? Like life just keeps putting in the
same situations and you thought you were over it and
then it happens again. So I bring this up because
some stuff has been stirred up inside me, and it
turns out there's this like whole pocket somewhere in my
body that's been storing a bunch of stuff that.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I thought I was okay with. Like what And Jubill
knows this well.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Your body holds on to memories even if you're not
going to accept them, your body still has them. So
if something is to trigger it, it shakes you all
kinds up.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
You're going to like your stomach you're talking about your head.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Well, no, because I think it's carried over here in
my stomach, because that's what starts.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
To hurt different spots, different things, like like describing it
as a pocket. It got to get reached inside your body.
Pockets sometimes see what's in there. I think you do.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I think you do, and I you know, I haven't
been in therapy for a while, so maybe it's time
to go back.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
But but the interesting thing.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Was, I sat with myself and I have come up
with it. I understand, I think, finally right. And it's
that I've always had this need to take the high road,
and whatever the situation is, I always feel like I
need to take the high road. It's okay, I understand,
I'm fine. I can take care of myself because I'm
strong and I let things be nice. But I think

(53:19):
the lesson is burn the bridge.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Sometimes you do have to burn the bridge so you
can't look back.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Burn the bridge, so those memories aren't gonna allow you
to have. You know, maybe I want to tiptoe over
there and feel it out a little bit, and then
my pocket's like this feels nice, and then all of
a sudden it starts to hurt because you shouldn't have
crossed the bridge again. So burn the bridge be not okay,
because three years later, that pain that you felt the
first time, that you thought was gone comes back. Holding

(53:46):
it in the packet is it's still in the pocket.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Painful, little pocket. It's fun, but it's real.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
So I found myself dealing with pocket trauma from three
years ago, and I'm like, it's because you didn't burn
the bridge.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
You let it be okay. It's not okay.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Why did you let it be okay?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Not because I'm very understanding and I'm the cool woman
who's always going to be the one that you think
that you think of and you're like, she has her
stuff together.

Speaker 10 (54:17):
I do.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
But I can still burn a bridge. Well let's do it.
Go ahead and name names. You can burn it into
your head.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
It's fine, it's.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Just like it okay. I'm still taking the high right now. Yeah,
because sometimes burning a bridge that way actually brings the
bridge back. You have to be like in the form
of a lawsuit. So I was trying to burn the bridge.
I don't want the bridge to keep trying to do
that to me.

Speaker 13 (54:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I turned into a construction worker and yeah, exactly, because
the bridge starts to make you feel bad for some reason,
and really they've done things to you that make you
go through it, and you just you should both leave it.
It's nobody, nobody's fault.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
The bridge just doesn't exist anymore. Maybe I didn't burn it.
Maybe I just took it away. There you go, Okay,
all right, Victoria with you this week?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Well, guys, I'm back to learn more lessons this week. Unfortunately,
but I can't tell I this weekend I learned a
lesson or if I was a gas lit and it
was buying an airline. Okay, So coming back from I
went out of town because my friend got engaged. So
coming back from that trip, I had a flight booked,
but at like ten o'clock at night, like eleven the
night before, they canceled it.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
And so I'm trying to figure out what to do.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
And I rebooked a flight, and I swear guys, I
rebooked the right flight. It was supposed to come back
at six am the next day. I just wasn't gonna sleep.
Was gonna go straight from the airport, like from the
bars to the airport. Wasn't gonna sleep because ever that
way I did it though.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I was very proud of myself. Suppressive.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah, I had a little bit of food, but like,
I was very proud of myself. I got to the airport,
I'm about to like walk up in line get on
the flight, and the lady looks at me. She goes, man,
this isn't your flight, And I'm like, what do you mean?
And she's like, well, this isn't your flight, Like you're
on the flight at six PM, not six Oh. She
booked it wrong, like the airline changed my flight, and

(56:05):
she was no, it's the fight you booked. And I'm like,
I think the airline my flight.

Speaker 19 (56:11):
Where exactly did you book this fight? What were your
surroundings like when you booked? Where you already drunk?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Even if she wasn't you guys tracks, Yeah, the airline.

Speaker 10 (56:21):
You were drunk, right, you were.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
At a bar.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
You're drunk.

Speaker 19 (56:24):
You're gonna I'm gonna go from this bar that I'm
at to the airport and you booked a flight whilst drunk.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I told you I learned a lesson and then blamed
it on the airline.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
You got me drunk, so I couldn't tell what a
M and PM was.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
So sad.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
I wanted to cry at the airport.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Did you just chill the airport all day? No?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I got really mad. I was like, did I think
a last of that changed my flight?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
And like, man, we didn't change your flight, and she.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Goes, okay, let me figure this out. It's like there's
no flight for the rest of the day, and I
was like what. Then I got on and had to
call and I got on a flight somewhere else for
four and I just like to say that for four
hours and then came back home. So I was at
the air for old Yes.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, well you figured it out.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Oh look it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by. Gabby.
What's up with you? This week?

Speaker 27 (57:11):
My roommate has been putting himself out there more on
the dating apps.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Oh I love this roommate. Yeah you know the one. Yeah,
she still lives in a frat house. Yeah I do.
Soon we'll be out.

Speaker 27 (57:22):
But anyways, he uh, he smoked a lot of weed
before he went, and he said he showed on a
day and he couldn't remember her name.

Speaker 14 (57:31):
He just.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I really feel like him, dude, that's the way to
handle it. Just take off whatever. Wow, Brad what's up
at you this week?

Speaker 19 (57:51):
I'm trying to get my We're trying to figure out
what language my daughter should learn, and she really wants
to learn Spanish, but I want her to learn sign language.
I just feel like it comes in more hand.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 19 (58:04):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
What's going on with me? Is I've been going down
the rabbit hole on the air pollution. I'm pretty sure
I'm just gonna get a bubble and live in a
bubble from now on. Yeah, I've got dude. I've been
looking up air quality facts for like the past two weeks,
and I'm sure I've been annoying the people that I
talked to on a daily basis about it, because it's
just all I've been doing. I've been buying air Perier fires.

(58:28):
Yesterday at home where I work at home, on my desk,
I had one air Perier fire underneath me and one
blowing right in the face while I was on the computers.
I had a mask on for half of it. I'm like,
I'm wearing this thing in the house too. And then
I was wearing a mask all day everywhere I went,
even in the car. Yes, I feel wonderful today. I've

(58:48):
had to have the mask off for the past few
hours while we've done the show, and I don't know
about that. I might have to sue the company because
it's affecting my house. He did show up today looking
like what is his name?

Speaker 14 (58:59):
Bank?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, I was like, what. I had a meeting yesterday
in the afternoon and I got there, I was had
the thing and then I had to go and I
and she's like, oh, I think this is yours. And
it was a mask and I was like, oh, yeah,
don't worry. I'm not sick. It's just have you seen
the air outside. Do you know how much pollution is
out there? We have got a lot of carbon monoxide

(59:22):
on the air around us, and I don't want to,
you know, ruin my lungs. So I'm wearing this mask.
And she was like, oh, I thought you just want
to look like Bain. You found your cause. I guess
he's an environmentalist. It's not really about the environment. It's just,
you know, it's about what's my lungs.

Speaker 12 (59:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Feels like it's probably my allergies of a bugging me
and I'm blaming on everything else.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
So serious mine happened too. They're ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Well, it's because get yourself a mask, change your life.
Some airpeer fires.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
As mean as you have, I think they'd be like
too many for my small a party.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I guess an exture ones you could probably have you
a little removing the air from.

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
Jewbles.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
I do sweet?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Well, I work really hard at my job, but it's
just not cutting it and I need to make extra money,
so I start an only fans account.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Oh okay, okay, I just do it on the side.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
It's really fun and everybody's respectful.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
So what do you do on only fans? Like what's
your shick? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Well, I do a lot of like cleaning. I really
like to watch me clean.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Oh you can clean on only fans and get paid
for it?

Speaker 22 (01:00:47):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah huh, I mean that sounds very clean and wholesome.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, good for you, right, I mean it's really I
really have fun with it. Really honestly, isn't that bad?

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
Like, I know it has a bad bigma, but it's
fun cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirt a little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Well, I have one more, oh little so I know
that my boss is following me on Only Fans.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Oh, how did you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Well, he's kind of dropped vents at work, like just
kind of said things that I've said on my stream.
Oh yeah, it's not weird because he doesn't say anything
when he's on the Only Fans site.

Speaker 12 (01:01:29):
But I know it's him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
No, that is weird.

Speaker 12 (01:01:33):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
It's like his you know, subtle way of being like
I see you, I want you to see me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Right, It's a little awkward, and I don't know whether
I should say something or just let it go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I mean, just keeps taking his money outward only it's
kind of like he's giving you a bonus totally. All right, Well,
thank you for telling us a little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Hey, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Okay, bye bye. Hey, what's up is the Jubile shows?
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (01:02:02):
You have one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Sweet?

Speaker 12 (01:02:05):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
My mom's ex boyfriend hit me up not that long ago,
asking me because I have OnlyFans and he was asking
me for some personal content.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
WHOA what?

Speaker 11 (01:02:19):
And he was my stepdad from the time I was fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Oh, whoa did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You have to make it weird?

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
I was not her?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Okay, but the follow up, did you give it to him?
I did? He did.

Speaker 11 (01:02:38):
He catched at me eighteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Whoa, whoa. The whole thing makes me feel weird, but wow, yeah,
I guess you got your money though. That's good.

Speaker 25 (01:02:53):
I love this show. I love you Dooble.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah you too. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
I have a good one.

Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
What's your dirty little secret.

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