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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in breaking news right here on the Jebel Show.
You heard it here first. Elon Musk has announced that
they're now selling Tesla Poward roller skates because walking is
quote beta behavior. It's a jeb Show and it's a
time for real news or fake news. I read you
a news headline from the week that's gone viral, and
(00:22):
you have to tell if it's a real news story
or a fake news story. Okay, good luck. Here's your
first headline for real news or fake news. Elon Musk
sells perfume that smells like burnt hair sells out in hours.
Is that a real news story from this week that
went viral? Or a fake one? Fake? Youa saying it's
(00:42):
a fake one?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Fake?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
He made Tesla trucks and people want bodes.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Very good point. I just feel pretty up on producer Brad.
Elon Musk sells perfume that smells like burnt hair. It
sells out in hours? Is that a real news story
or a fake news story?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Everybody knows that there are certain things that give you
signs early signs of medical problems, and smelling burnt hair
is one of them. So people are buying this, I
think so fast, so that they could tell if they
have medical problems or not, because why would you go
to a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This is a real news story. I don't know about that.
Elon Musk sells perfume that smells like burnt hair and
it sells out in hours. That's a real news story.
Way that Musk can sell anything. They don't say that
out loud, So wait, what and why?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He launched a fragrance called burnt hair as a joke,
but fans started buying it anyway. He sold over a
million dollars worth in less than twenty four hours.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Okay, jokes on you burnt hair. You could have just
burnt your own hair.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I mean, the joke is on any cyber truck is
a good example. Dose is a good example. The joke's
on a lot of people, mostly just America.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Y Elon Musk can do anything if people are like yep,
I'm I'm in That guy knows way more than I do,
and he's got like a billion kids. Burnt hair is
obviously a sexy smell. Must be with him and Nick Cannon.
Where here's another headline for real news or fake news?
(02:21):
People actually believe this headline if it was a fake one.
That is it real or fake? Here we go. Google
Maps introduces avoid X option. It helps you avoid locations
you're ex frequently visited via geotags, social posts, and Spotify checkings.
Old Maps has introduced an avoid X feature that lets
(02:44):
you avoid your X using their frequently used geotags on
social posts and Spotify check ins. Dude, shield, I'm gonna
go with real.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I this could be used two ways. Need to avoid
them or find them. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
To find your I don't some people might.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I would hide from them.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Fake hard.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna go fake. That can't That can't be.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
A thing, right, it could be brad. Google Maps introduces
avoid your X feature that helps you avoid locations your
ex frequently visits vi a geotag, social posts and Spotify
check in. This is that real or fake?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Everybody knows that if this was a real story, reality
TV would be dead and we can't have that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
This story is fake. Google Maps introduces avoid your X
feature that helps you avoid locations your ex frequently visits
using geotag, social posts and Spotify check ins. That is
fake for now, that's a fabulous idea. I can see
why people believe that where will there's the way Nina
(03:58):
pointed out. I think the scary feature of it you
can use it to find your Yeah, every every single restaurant.
Oh my god, I just happened to be here. So anyways,
anybody with you, Charlotte? Were you just gonna drink and
talk about stuff if you want? Why are you following me? Yeah?
(04:22):
Like what following me? Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Everywhere?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm mad? Should we be back together? Then this is
a sign. Here's another story for real news or fake news.
I read a news headline and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
from the week or a fake news story that went viral.
Mayor of small Kentucky town shoots down Amazon drone after
mistaking it for a uphone invasion. I gotta go with real.
(04:49):
Victoria's going real producer. Brad Mayor of small Kentucky town
shoots down Amazon drone after mistaking it for a uphone invasion.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Everybody knows that Amazon is the invasion.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And this story is real. This story is real. Y
mayor of a small Kentucky town to the streets there,
shotgun and shot down which is a good shot with
a shotgun an Amazon drone after mistaking it for a UFO.
I got pretty high in this guy a shotgun. Yeah,
maybe they may was coming down to I don't know.
(05:22):
I don't know how we got it with a shotgun,
but it is a small town a Maria, Kentucky. He's
probably a good marksman.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I actually think I know this story. When the cops
came to him, he's like, how long is this going
to take?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Like he just answered the.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Knew what he did and he didn't care, and he's like,
I was on my property.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, exactly. It's a small kaz of town. So you know,
the cops roll. He's like, I got Bob, it's fine.
I realized it the uf after good news, it's not
a UFO. Keep it safe here, Bob. Another headline for
real news or fake news. NASA accidentally accidentally sends twenty
eight terabytes of adult content to Mars rover. Are you
(06:03):
sure it was an accident? NASA accidentally sends twenty eight
ter terabytes of adult content to the Mars Rover. I'm
going to go with real and I don't think it
was an accident.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I think they were going to see how aliens would
respond to that type of content.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
WHOA, it's like an.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Experience, like if they like it or yeah, if they
like it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's real news or fake news? Where I give you
a newsadline from the story that I'm a viral this week.
Get to see if you can tell that's a real
one or a fake one. Victoria, what do you think?
NASA accidentally sends twenty eight terabytes of adult content to
the Mars rover.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You know it's real seeing it only bands up here.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Bake.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's the way makes producer Brad. NASA accidentally sends twenty
eight terabytes of adult content to Mars rover.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Everybody knows this is actually part of a military operation.
We want them to be scared, and so part of
this this thing, part of this mission, is to send
them our best and brightest. This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This is unfortunately a fake news story for people don't
believe it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
They're like, oh my god, no, we can't get that's scary, but.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They are doing it. Actually get video first ever aliens
on another planet. But it's just like the husband alien
watching it, and then the wife came around the corner
and he shuts down the water reel.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Click.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I wasn't doing anything. They weren't. They didn't send anything.
Now it's fine. They didn't send anything through that thing.
I'm taking it. I was taking it. I'm not to
send it down this way. Some alien point. Come on,
it's interesting. We don't know if it's interesting. Yeah, it
could be devastating planet. That's interesting too.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
This is the biggest sign that Nina lives with her parents,
currently watching the real stuff. So she's watching an animal planet.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
He he oh, hey is it Cecily. Yes, Hey, Cecily
p deekins here with apartments. I'm on the maintenance crew,
just calling to let you know we had to enter
your unit. It's been taken care of, but there was
a pipe that had sprung a leak and threatened to
(08:36):
really flood your whole place. But we got it. Nothing
to worry about. You won't even know we were here,
but you know, of course I have to call let
you know that we were inter entered your apartment to
fix that leak. So just giving you oh.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
My gosh, oh my gosh, wow, oh okay, I'm.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Hearing in the background what's that?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Uh? What's that? Sorry? What's it?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
What am I hearing in the background?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right now, I don't know. Maybe it's on your end.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
No, no, I'm hearing like a piano in the background.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh yeah, that's because I this is really cool. I've
never seen one of our units with a piano in it.
This thing is awesome. It's fun.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry about that. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
No no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. That is a family heirloom. That that that
piano is precious. Why are you playing my piano? I
thought you were there to fix the leak.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh yeah, we finished that up. I just sat down
on the piano bench and thought i'd give it a trying.
No no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
No no no no no no no no, no, no,
no no no. You don't understand that. You don't understand.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
You don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
I thought you were supposed to come in and fix
the leak.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, get a piano, got it taken care of.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
No, but you don't.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
No, no, but you don't. I'm hearing you playing the piano.
You're you're playing my piano.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, I figured i'd give the keys a little shot.
You know how am I doing?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Wait? Wait wait wait sir, yes, sir, sir, you were
you You're supposed to fix the leak. It's the leak fixed. Yes,
Why are you still in my apartment playing my piano?
A precious, priceless piano.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I called you as I was wrapping up, and then
I have never seen a piano in uh, in an
apartment and in one of our units, and I thought
it was really cool. I was just checking it out,
just looking at it, and uh sat down too.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Do you know how hard it is to have these
old pianos tuned up? So you're getting no, no, no, no,
we don't. You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I can just right yeah, So sorry about that. I
just couldn't resist. You know, I tend to be a
little bit of a piano man myself. So do you play.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Listen? Uh, it's a leak fixed?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yes or no? Uh, well I'll tell you like this, Yeah,
the leak is fixed to me?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Wait, hold up, hold up, wait, wait, get out of
an apartment. It's a leak fixed. Yes or no? You
don't be playing my piano. That's a precious piano. Who
are you who pass this? Are you the maintenance man?
What's your name again?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Pete? PEPs Yeah, Pete.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Did they tell you whenever you go into people's apartments
that you're supposed to fix what you're supposed to fix,
and then you take your little happy out you don't
mess with people's stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, yeah, I just you know, I couldn't resist being
a musician myself with the piano. I figured you'd think it.
You'd be cool with that, Pete.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
That piano probably costs more than your whole entire job,
So you need to get out. Thank you for fixing
the leak. Do not touch another note.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You're welcome, he'll welcome, You're well, you're welcome.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Wait wait wait, oh wait a minute. Your boss? Who
push your boss? Whush your boss, Whush your boss, because no, no, no, no, no,
where you're not listening to me.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You're not.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
I'm telling you don't play on this priceless piano, and
you're just still like messing with me and playing on
it anyway, like you're having the like you're up here
trying to get something on American Idol.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Off the damn piano.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Your roommate is my boss, because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your roommates set you up.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
She said, You guys have a really expensive piano that's
a family aarism of yours in your apartment and she
to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
Yeah, I was about to get off work and go
and kick somebody.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Wake up Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Hashtag boots only Summer is trending right now, and the
reason for it is because there's some feet wear that
have really gotten a lot of attention lately. And it's
something that you usually just wear, like when you're playing soccer,
but cleats or other sports, but soccer cleats specifically.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Are now a thing.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
People are wearing them in everyday life, and they are
calling them they're boots.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's not boots. So they're just being wrong. They're not boot.
They call them boots.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
They're calling them boots though they do call them that yet. Yeah, okay,
and that's why.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, they've been wrong. About so many things. Yeah, Europe,
they sat, we couldn't beat them in a revolution. They
say words wrong.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Talking about Meanwhile, they're looking at you, going on you
you took boats only summer, so.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
No, just some of our dummies did that. But you
are actually wearing europe sympathizer.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, people are actually wearing cleats as friends. Broken ankle summer.
You don't work very well on concrete and things like that.
You do kind of wiggle a little bit. How long
time since I played soccer? But yeah, well they're not
made me worn on concrete like they're made for.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
The grass, right, pack Get the golf shoes with the
metal ones, the metals, yeah, are those any better?
Speaker 11 (14:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But you can make some damage. Leave awake, you know.
Legacy Yeah, oh, the legacy wherever you go. That's yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
If you're into boots only summer, go ahead, use that
hashtag and show off your booties.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I didn't even mean to say that. That's funny. I
just don't know why when you're not doing something that
involves yeah, wait, cleats in a swimsuit. You guys, we
have made everything trend. It's like not that surprising. You know,
that is interesting that what are we doing? Wait, that
makes no sense. Everybody knows.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
If you weren't such a peasant, you would know that
you don't even wear shoes on boats because of the
tea on the floor. What's you don't know what? My
peasants web and shoes and such. Enjoy your trends.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I don't know wherebody's ad I liked.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I was taking a swimsuits on a yacht and I
was like, yacht rich people, Oh the teak.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Where the act come from?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's a dumb rich person, act tended rich person who
can let go of Europe.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Enjoy it to get all the way into Yes, I
look like I smell the fart to be around your peasants.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
You could take on that role and be on a
bunch of teaks this weekend because you know, we are
entering into Memorial Day weekends. Oh yeah, the unofficial kickoff
of summer, and just in time for Airbnb to initiate
their anti party tech. Whoa, it's an effect from a
Royal Day weekend. Which is funny actually because this affected me.
So they have this tech where they're trying to they
(16:07):
they kind of know if you're going to, like book
a last minute house that's within your vicinity to go
through a rager. They don't want people throwing ragers and parties.
But I was looking up on Airbnb, like a house
with a pool or something. It was like, oh, it's
Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I don't care if it's down the street. I just
want a place.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
But the prices are out of control and they wouldn't
let you book it. So if you live close to
the house and you're doing it last minute, there's a
chance that you're going to really won't let you.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
They won't let you book it. They stopped. I've done
that before. I just wanted like some more of the pool,
and like I had an afternoon free. I was like,
I guess I could run an Airbnb. Yeah, just so literally
went there for the afternoon and then left.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Remember how you said that you were blocked from booking
all different kinds of airbnbs. They probably just thought you
were going.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
To do ragers. Probably he recommends your name. They're like
that jubile guy. Just look at social media. Yeah, like
absolutely not. I always think that on those apps, because
you know, I have tattoos and stuff. I'm like, hey,
I don't want to put my picture because it always
want anything to me. I wouldn't rent to me. You
can use my picture. Yeah, but it's funny because you
didn't like you.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I remember the day you rented that school. You're like, hey, guys,
I rented a house of the pool for the afternoon
if they want to come over.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And hang out, and it's just like, I was like,
what for no reason nobody came to hang out. Yeah,
there was definitely not a ranger. I was hoping maybe
there'd be like a tiny bit of you know, rage,
but no rag at all. Tuesday working it works on
(17:38):
Tuesdays and Tuesday noon is great for me anyway. So
if you get blocked, that's probably why.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
And they are also saying, if you'd like to book
for the fourth of July and it's close to you,
do it early so then they won't assume that it's
a rager.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's time to catch a cheater Only on.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
The Jubile Show, Helena is on the phone today for
to catch a cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend
of just a few months now named Marcus might be
messing around. So in a second, we'll call him and
see if we can catch him if he is. But first, Alena,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's going on? Why do you think Marcus is cheating?
Speaker 13 (18:13):
Well, we've been having issues like a little bit for now,
but like I just thought we can like push through,
like it wasn't gonna be a big deal. But I
found like a receipt for dinner for two at a
fancy restaurant that I've never been to, And when I
questioned Marcus, he said it was just with the client.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
But he never mentioned that before, so I don't know.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
He just recently started leaving to take like phone calls
outside of the room and he goes to mi I
for hours.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
Because he's out shooting photos.
Speaker 13 (18:48):
But that's something that we both love to do, so
it just sounds like something's off.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So he shoots photos as what like a hobby or
is that part of his job?
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Yeah, Like, well we met on a group trip to
Mexico and that's how we clicked because we both share
a love for photography.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
But it's, yeah, it's more like a hobby and things
like that.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'm the one that's like more like serious about those things,
and I'm a perfectionist. And I like, that's like a
really big deal for me. But the fact that he's
not involving me in that, and then he's being sketchy about.
Speaker 14 (19:23):
Leaving and he's like, oh, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
Out here taking pictures and it's like he's not sharing
stuff with me. There's something going on.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Does he show you the pictures that he's taking or
are there just like there's not even any proof of pictures.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
No, he's just being like really secretive.
Speaker 13 (19:40):
M he started leaving and just like he doesn't he
doesn't really want to talk about any of that, and
then he just changes the subject.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's always such a giveaway.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Can people just not understand that by now you can't
avoid a conversation with someone who's not.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
He makes it sound like it's not a big deal,
like I said it was a client.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Uh yeah, like it's not it's.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
Not a big deal like that you found this receipt
to this fancy restaurant you've never gone to. Oh, I'm
out shooting photos, not specific like about where he is
or what kind of.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
Picture are you doing. He just doesn't want me involved
in that.
Speaker 13 (20:18):
Yeah, so there's something that's that's just weird.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, so you're feeling you just get pushed off for everything.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Yes, yes, which is part of the issues because it's
like every time we hang out, it's a nice time.
We've been dating for like six months and regardless of issues,
like I would want him to be upfront with me
about what is going on. Cheating is cheating and it's
not something like that he should be doing. If that's
(20:48):
the case, he told just like we shouldn't be together.
But he has to have to tell me that, you know.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, right, what is the time limit jubil that people
can't hide themselves anymore?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Because I mean six months? Is it feels like a
long time to know what they're giging? About three months?
Three months? Yeah, it's about three months that it's hard.
Most time people cannot hide themselves and their masks starts
to come off after about three months. So this has
been going on.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's been.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Longer than that.
Speaker 15 (21:11):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
They say that you never get to know someone fully,
keep knowing them your whole life.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. You already
told us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll play a song, come back and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards
member who gets a free gift from us and his
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay,
(21:38):
thank you, Yeah, we'll get you to catch a teater. Next,
it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile
show Ran the Middle to Catch a Teeter and if
you're just joining us. Alena is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of about six months named
Marcus might be messing around. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at, and say
(21:58):
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to Elena or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Elena, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick? Why do you think
Marcus is cheating?
Speaker 13 (22:10):
Okay, Marcus has been secretive with his phone, especially over
the weekends when we usually get to see each other.
He just walks out of the room, takes calls, goes
Mia for hours. He's claiming that he's going on a shoot,
like he's taking pictures. Doesn't tell me what it's for.
What it's about, which is a hobby and something that
we share a lot like. That's part of our love
(22:32):
language photography. So besides that, I found a receipt for
dinner for two at a fancy restaurant that I've never
been to. And then he just says that it was
a client and he never mentioned that before. So it's
there's just a lot of things that are off over
the past few times, and it's getting to me.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
I need to know what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
All right? Are you ready for us to call?
Speaker 12 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, Hello, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was
looking for our rewards card member named Marcus. That's me, Hi, Marcus,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner.
(23:18):
Thank you so much for shopping with us. I'm not
sure if you can sty for you.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
I didn't really enter anything, but what did I win?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer with a free gift. And this month it's flowers
delivered from our floral department, thirty six longstin red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
United States, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen
dollars value. And congratulations, it's yours.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
Sam three dozens okay.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
And it's very simple. I can take down the information
in just a few minutes over the phone, if that's
easier for you.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
What do you what do you need?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I would just need the first and last name of
the person, anything you want to put on a card,
and the address.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
That's pretty much it.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Okay, I guess. So you can put page page.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, okay, and a last name on that okay. And
is there anything you'd like to put on a card
to page?
Speaker 10 (24:21):
Can't wait for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I've been having fun getting to know you dot dot dot.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh that's nice, okay, great, thank you so much for that.
And then the last thing would be to let you
know that this is not a grocery store. Huh huh.
It's actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbill Show. Yeah. Hi,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewble.
How are you not good? Okay?
Speaker 10 (24:43):
So it was a prank or I'm confused?
Speaker 12 (24:47):
Who the hell is Page?
Speaker 14 (24:49):
That's your girlfriend, Elena.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We do a segment called to Catch Cheeter, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around you
see you. They some flowers too, and your girlfriend failed us,
and I think she has a very good question.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
I was suspicious about you doing stuff and I wasn't sure,
so I had to see if this was real.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
Who is Page? Who the hell is Page?
Speaker 14 (25:14):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (25:14):
I gotta ask Ian? What is going on right now?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Elena?
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Why? Why are we on a pod show or whatever
we're on?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
What is this?
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Who are all these freaking people we know?
Speaker 12 (25:26):
And why you're sending your flowers?
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Look, geez, somebody that I've been seeing, not like seriously
or anything.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
But you know, what are you kidding me? You've been
kating on me?
Speaker 10 (25:38):
I mean, I don't even know what we have anymore. Really,
I don't know what to call what we've got going
on between you and me. We've only been chating like
six months, and I don't know. Honestly, I kind of
like tripped into this relationship thing with you, and I
honestly never meant for it to be serious. I don't
know what do you mean?
Speaker 12 (25:58):
What the do you not know?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
What?
Speaker 12 (26:00):
You don't know what we are? We're in the relationship.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
And then every time that I try to say, you know,
we should go our separate ways, or I've even said
we should see other people, and we don't talk for
a couple of days, and then you just start calling
me back and talking to me like nothing happened, like
everyone think's cool, and I don't know, Like I like
spending time with you, and we've had good times, but
(26:26):
also you're kind of a lot. You're too much. You
just do too much sometimes it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
And I tried to tell you, like I don't think
I want to date you, but then you just act
like everything's fine. It's like, you know, shit's confusing.
Speaker 13 (26:45):
So instead of just flat out saying, hey, we're done,
we're over, you just strung me along while you did
whatever you wanted.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
I mean, I wouldn't put it like that, but I
don't know, Matt, you're allowed to feel however your feeling
or what ever. I'm not going to invalidate your feelings.
But I think we're just seeing this situationship in a
little in a different way.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
Did you just call this a situationship? You told me
you loved me a few months ago.
Speaker 13 (27:14):
We've been there, and I keep going back and giving
you space so that we can like talk or just
keep going.
Speaker 12 (27:22):
But you never stopped anything.
Speaker 13 (27:23):
You never told me that, You never said you were
seeing somebody else because you just couldn't handle.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
But whatever, we were.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
Right, I'm trying to tell you in different ways, and
you're just like not getting it.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It seems like.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You keep talking to her though after you allegedly break
up with her, and now you're blaming her for not
understanding that you guys broke up. That doesn't make any
sense to me.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
Last time I was at her apartment. That reminds me.
Did I leave my red Sox jersey at your place?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (27:55):
The fuel market, Marcus.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If you broke up with somebody, you shouldn't have been
at her place. You shouldn't have been answering that phone call.
And as hard as it is for her to hear
it like, it doesn't sound like anything was clear.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I'm going to just give her time to figure out whatever.
But can you just get back to me about the jersey?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Oh what, No, I'm just gonna burn it. Don't ever
talk to me again.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
That's crazy girl, man, Like, that's an expensive jersey, so
unless you want to pay for it, you're not going
to do that.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
No, actually, I'll sell it.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
You're right, that is crazy girl, and that's maybe he
could get you a new jersey.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Yeah, it sounds like I'm dodging a bullet with this.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Seriously. You know, some bum dude is pretending like you
broke up with somebody and then still calling her and
going to her house and leaving the jerseys there. That's
some bum dude getting mad for you. Elena.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
I'm sorry, I'm just I'm just over this. I'll sell
the jersey. I don't want to see you.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
I don't give a about the flowers or page or
you're stupid.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
I don't care anymore.
Speaker 13 (29:00):
The fact that you couldn't even you didn't have to
communicate with me, that you didn't want to be with me.
You just dragged me along in this whole thing says
enough about me doing anything else. I don't want anything
to do with you. I don't have time for this anymore.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
Marcus, you don't whatever page is way hotter than yourn.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm going to hang up Pea, Helena. I'm sorry I
hung up on Marcus. I'm so sorry. That is some
twists in mind games. Right, Yeah, that does suck. It
doesn't sound like it was there. We thank you guys.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
You guys saved me time.
Speaker 13 (29:35):
It could have been another six months like this and
I wouldn't have known anything.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
So everything happens for a reason, right, that's what they say.
Speaker 13 (29:44):
Yeah, and I'll probably sell the jersey.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
Because it's probably where it's something.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Okay, good for you, the jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know, having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria. Ramira is in a
game of trivia for Lord Tickets today and let's meet
our contestant for you versus Victoria. Matthew, what's up, Matthew
good Man? Are you ready to take on Victoria? She
(30:29):
wanted you just say good morning to her. Her face
got really sad when you only said good morning to Jubul.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Good morning, Victoria?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
How's it go?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Brad and I are here to Matthew? Hello?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
What you don't know?
Speaker 15 (30:46):
Our name?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Species? Hello to you too? Were there in the car
or wherever you're at?
Speaker 9 (30:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
My wife was in the car too, Sorry about that
her name? What's your wife's saying? Russia?
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Better?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Good morning? Does he ignore you too? This guy? I
guess we got to deal it with Matthew like everybody else.
Are you ready to go? Matthew? Here we go. We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio and thirty seconds
(31:31):
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, got it all?
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Here we go, Matthew. Your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
What company is known for the video game series the
Legend of Zelda? What three lettle letter word refers to
a young cat?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
What language is the most spoken native language in the world, Chinese.
What's the largest non continent island in the world. Which
US president delivered the Gettysburg Address?
Speaker 14 (32:10):
Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
What philosopher wrote the republic socrate? Okay, I got that in.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and if we
can get her attention. She completely went to another I
could see her outside of the window. She's on her
phone screw She looked in and then looked away. When
we're in with scrolling on her thirty seconds outside last
(32:31):
so much longer than all I think. Matthew, here's a
question for you before Victoria goes. If you had to
replace your hands with kitchen utensils, what would you pick
and why?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
The first thing that came to my my mind was
an egg beater.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You can't pick much and anything's up, but you can
you want, I guess also built an excuse not to
help with much. Yeah, hey, sorry, I can't very true.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
I can't do it much, but I can make them
a wicked scrambled egg.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Alright, Victoria is ready to go, and here we go.
Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Matthew outright to win. In Matthew, you
can tell Victoria whin to go. All right, let's do
this three two one? What company is known for the
(33:42):
video game series The Legend of Zelda? Sony? Wait? Playa Wait?
What do you mean by company?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Tony?
Speaker 10 (33:49):
Tony?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What three letter word refers to a young cat? Okay?
Speaker 13 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Three letter word?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Uh? Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
What cat? Oh? What length?
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Which is the most spoken native language in the world English?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
What's the largest non continent island in the world. I
don't want that one passed? Which US president delivered the
Gettysburger dress?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (34:16):
No, well, oh oh, hi, I don't know what that's
what she's trying to think.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, I think you're timing up on that one. Also,
you had help, so she still didn't get it. That's Lincoln.
I was literally mimicking a top hat over here. But anyway,
all right, let's get the score with our scoreboard producer Brad.
Victoria got zero.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Correct and Matthew got three correct.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Peace, Matthew, license, you did it out right. You had
a friend in his car. She enough. She didn't say
a word. Yeah, get I need every day O. Good job. Buddy. Yeah,
all right, and you also got Lord tickets just for
(35:13):
playing man oh teers man, Yeah, absolutely, let's get the
answers now in Nina, the legend of Zelda is was
came from Nintendo.
Speaker 17 (35:22):
What.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
The three letter word that refers to a young cat
is a kid.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
The language that's most the language that's most spoken native
language in the world is Mandarin Chinese. The largest non
continent island in the world is Greenland. The US president
that delivered the Gettysburg Address is Abraham Lincoln, and the
philosopher that wrote the Republic is Plato. Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You do three of those? Yeah, good job, Matthew. Matthew.
What do you do for work?
Speaker 16 (35:53):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (35:54):
Many things.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Uh.
Speaker 17 (35:56):
I'm a teacher, so I teach English history of drama, but.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
English history.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
Lackpers I teach Chinese.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well hey, that's cool because tomorrow we're doing U verse
Victorian Mandarin. So she call us back. That's amazing math.
Thank you man, I appreciate you, and you and your
wife have a great day.
Speaker 18 (36:32):
Thank you so much, guy, and uh shout out to
everyone in the room this time, I thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Thank you, thank you so much. Playing Verse Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play Victoria, just d m us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Pasha is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Jordan's In a few minutes, we're gonna him and see
if he'll tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Tasha, how long has
it been since you heard from Jordan?
Speaker 14 (37:06):
It's been nine days?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, okay, good? Yeah, So have you been trying to
get a hold of him? How have you felt during
that time?
Speaker 12 (37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Man, haven't been so nervous? Like I actually did reach
out to him two days.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
Ago and he didn't respond.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, Well, let's talk about your date, like what could
have gone wrong? How was it?
Speaker 14 (37:27):
I thought it was great, you know, like it was
a classic get to know you sing coffee in a bookstore,
and you know, we just like kept hanging out and
we watched some people watching, you know, like by the
park and he's really funny, low key, you know, he's
low key.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (37:48):
Yeah, and we had this moment where he brushed my
hair back while we were sitting on the bench, and
well things got a little romantic after that. I mean,
it just made me think he liked me, and he
was real, like none of them like performative stuff you
get on the apps, and like I felt so seen.
I don't know, he even remembered the book I said
I loved in high school.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh that's cool. That is cool. So you felt like
he was vibing you too, Yeah, and.
Speaker 12 (38:14):
His voice is so dreamy for her. I don't know.
Speaker 14 (38:18):
I'm just like so into him and and I don't
get it.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
I thought he was into me too.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, Well, why do you think he's ghosting you?
Speaker 12 (38:26):
I can't really think of anything.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
I just feel like maybe he found me too talkative,
or he didn't like my jokes, you know, Like I
mean I made this like one political joke, but like
it wasn't even a joke that I made up, you know,
I just like Google jokes to talk about on dates.
Speaker 12 (38:41):
And.
Speaker 14 (38:44):
So you went political, like I'm not even a political person,
Like I don't care about politics, you know, but maybe
he found what I said offensive.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, I mean usually they say talking about politics on
a first date is a bad thing, a joke, but
you google jokes before you go on dates, and that's
the thing you preferred. You don't know, I mean I've
never done it before, but I think that's kind of cool. Actually,
I'm about to start. So you go to dates with
like a list of pre approved or pre googled jokes
(39:13):
to use. Yeah, that's cool. I think that. Like, actually,
if I were to go on a date with you,
I think that was dope. If you if you told
me that you googled the things, I'd be like, that's awesome,
that's effort, right.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't tell him. I mean,
you don't tell the person you're on a date with
that you googled jokes or something.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
That's like months into the relationship. Then you then you
tell them.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Right when they're like, she had all these jokes but
now she doesn't, you're like, yeah, it's because I've been
googling them. But yeah, how was this mood after the
political joke?
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Then?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
What did it change after that?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
No?
Speaker 14 (39:46):
I mean I mean he laughed, you know, but I
don't know if it was like an awkward laugh.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Did you guys change the subject after that.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, the conversation just kept flowing naturally,
like and then we just liked made fun of people
walking by and and and I don't know, I just
I didn't really think anything bad happened. So that's why
I'm just very confused. You know, he gave me a
little kiss on the cheek and and that was good.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Well, so how did it? How did you guys leave it?
Did you plan on seeing each other again? Or was
it just like, oh, this was fun? Thanks?
Speaker 12 (40:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (40:19):
Yeah, I mean I was like, okay, well I'll see you,
you know soon hopefully. And then that's kind of like
how we ended it. And then, like you know, these
days go by and I'm just like replaying the date
in my head over and over again, and I'm like, wait, what.
Speaker 12 (40:33):
Did I do? Like, I don't get it.
Speaker 14 (40:35):
I thought we were good. I wasn't being weird or
anything when I texted him two days ago, like I
just you know, sent him a playful text, and you know,
he didn't respond, so it's like, what's up.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Okay, Well we'll try I figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you,
and maybe get you another day if you still want one.
Speaker 14 (40:55):
All right, yeah, I want one.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Okay, we'll play a song, come back and call him
and get your first day follow up Next.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocusla dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up.
Tasha is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Jordan's. So we're gonna call him in
just a second and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date. You still
want one, right, Tasha? Oh yeah, and maybe get her
another date or she wants one, which she said she does.
But first, Tasha, let's get a recap of your date
real quick before we call him.
Speaker 14 (41:30):
Oh yeah, it was such a beautiful date. You know.
Speaker 12 (41:33):
We went to a bookstore.
Speaker 14 (41:35):
And a coffee shop and then we like sat at
the park and people watched and it was it was
literally like a movie, like a romantic comedy movie, and
I was the star and he was a hero.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
The only reason you can think of that he might
be ghosting you is because you made a political joke
on your date.
Speaker 14 (41:55):
Yeah, but I don't care about politics.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
All right, Well, were you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 14 (42:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Hi, I'm asking to Jordan please. Uh hey, Jordan, how
are you? My name is Jewbel and I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Wait. Is this a prank?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
No, it's not. We're calling you today for a different reason,
though it's not a prank.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
So we do a segment on our show it's called
the first Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can ask us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from someone that
you've been out with but aren't calling back. Oh wait, Tasha,
yes is Yeah, she emailed us and she told us
(42:56):
about your day. She said she really liked you, but
she's confused because it's been nine and you responded to her.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I mean she was great. The date was actually a
lot of fun and she made me laugh a lot.
She's actually really funny.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Do you mind telling us why you're not talking to
her though?
Speaker 12 (43:12):
It's the glitter?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
What She had a lot of glitter on her face,
like like a lot of it, you know, And I
don't know. It's just by the time we were done,
it was all over me, and it was all over
my clothes and my car, and I could never get
it off and I can't. I know. I know that
sounds crazy, but I'm serious. It's just I kept finding
glitter on myself for days. It was like I was
(43:36):
dating a disco ball.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
So what was he eyeshadow?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I don't know she wore in her hair, I guess
her face. I think it was on her hands.
Speaker 14 (43:45):
Had it have been on her.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Hands, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (43:46):
It was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean, I guess it was like I wore it
all day, kind of a clean streak.
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Okay, wait, you go steed me because of the glitter.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Hey, or that's Tasha. She's actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh my, this is embarrassing. Hi, Pasha. Look, it's nothing personal.
I swear I really did have a great day, and
you are very pretty and hilarious. I'm saying about messas
and it just stressed me out. And I can't have
glitter all over me like I took a bath in it.
Speaker 14 (44:24):
It's called sparkle, Jordan, and some of us like to shine.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Oh okay, okay, fine, but I don't like the sparkle.
And I kind of think that's like a little kid.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Thing to do.
Speaker 12 (44:36):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (44:37):
No, okay, sparkle life, you know, and I'm a sparkly girl.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with him. And
I mean, you've been to strip clubs before, so I'm
sure you had your you know, load of.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I knew what I was doing for and what's actually
I don't really go to strip clubs like that because
of this reason. I'm the word sparkles.
Speaker 14 (45:02):
Don't it is what it is? I mean, what's so
bad about it? Like it just makes your life a
little bit more shiny? I mean, I'll help you clean
it off.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
It's impossible to clean up. I'm sorry. Well, the date
was great, but I just it was like it was
ending up in my food because it was all over
my head and my.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Hair, and oh my god, if there was less, Jordan,
would you be down with that? Jordan? Would you like
another day with Tasha? Will pay for it if Tasha
is willing to cut back on the glitter a little.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Bit, if there's no glitter involved. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
it was a good date.
Speaker 14 (45:42):
Yeah, I'm not sure about that because I am a
sparkly girl and I don't know if I even want.
Speaker 12 (45:47):
To live a life without glitter.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Wow, Okay, stand on yours girl.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Okay, Well, I mean maybe we pick like somewhere less
glitter friendly, like a pool.
Speaker 6 (45:59):
I feel like that would be worse, Jordan. Honestly, you're
swimming in it then, I mean I already was.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Just embrace it.
Speaker 14 (46:06):
I mean, I'm not even sure anymore, Jordan, because I
thought we had something special and I can't believe you
ghosted me because I sparkle and I don't even know.
I don't even think I want another date with you.
I don't want you did in my light? Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Okay, So does that a no, then, Tasha, you don't
want another day with Jordan? Uh No, I will pass. Okay. Well,
at least you know now why he's ghosting you and
that he's probably not a good fit for you.
Speaker 12 (46:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (46:35):
I'm very disappointed about this, Jordan.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Hey, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But I'm sure there's
a lot of guys who would love to have your
sparkle all over them.
Speaker 14 (46:46):
Yeah there is, and his name is Nate and I'm
going on a day with him actually tonight.
Speaker 12 (46:51):
So whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You first date fall, it just takes three minutes to
get everything you need to know for the day. With
Nina's trending.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
Do you want to be a real man? Do you
know someone that wants to be a real man? Then
the Modern Day Night.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Project may be for you. There is you to be
a night.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
There is a three day Alpha Male boot camp designed
for men who want to level up in business and
in life. It's filled with physical and mental challenges designed
to shout her self doubt, achieve clarity in your life's
work and purpose, heal trauma that makes you feel broken
and unworthy, and make you decide if you're going to
be the bee or the beast.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
And this happens at night?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
What did no one say night?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Nobody said that at all night? As in like I'm
a knight of the King's watch.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
Oh I heard night, like night, Modern Day Night.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
This Alpha Beta, We're just talking about something that happens
at night. If you have as off the air okay, different,
maybe that's what that conversation.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
I'm just gonna say. This alpha beta thing is so
silly to me, like you just made it. It's just
made up, right, Like it's just this made up thinger
like oh enough, Oh yeah, well I'm a I'm a
I'm a goob And that's two steps with alpha. What's that?
Goop's two steps above alpha? Silly goose? Such a beta,
DC's such an alpha, A little tiny I'm just alpha.
Speaker 19 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'm the main one being so incredibly insecure
that you're willing to hand over your money to other
insecure people who tell you you're insecure.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
I know that's what pricked me up.
Speaker 13 (48:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
And they always come at you on social media, oh
my gosh, because.
Speaker 15 (48:34):
Like you're a beta in your comments and it's like,
so what.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Am I a beta? Because you're the one on my
social media in my comments shouting something that I can ignore.
So you're getting ignored right now. I guess I'm the
alpha in this. Well, it will only.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Cost you eighteen thousand dollars to become a real man
at Alpha Male camp.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I'm in. But the interesting thing is I should do
it undercover operation.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
I'm thinking about too. But eighteen thousand dollars is a
lot just for an undercover operation. But it does have
a good message though, to help men shut yourself.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Doubt and to achieve that market page.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
Yeah, that's the marketing page.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
That is not what happens.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
They rile them up to make them think that they're
the best thing in the world, and usually that women suck,
and it's all about how everything is everybody else's fault.
But you're an alpha. Command your presence. Yeah, get out
of here, right, that's enough.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, command your presence. Yeah, you know, you gotta gotta
make people respect you that you're the alpha. So you
go in there.
Speaker 15 (49:42):
And you're like, sorry, chick, not talking to you because chick.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
And you're a chick dude. You made up.
Speaker 15 (49:50):
I will talk to you because you're a dude, but
you should know you're a chick dude. And then you
walk out of the room because you owned it.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Speaking of chick dudes, there's a new TikTok trend that
has men calling their friends this sakend night.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I'm just kidding you really not a chick dude. It
just felt like it was, a well, a guy that
calls himself an Alpha would definitely call that behavior. I'm
totally joking.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
I think it's very sweet and I love men that
are in touch with their feelings and all of those things.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
I do have a friend we talked to every night
before Ben's. I love that. I think that's really sweet.
Speaker 6 (50:26):
And it's interesting because this has gone viral on TikTok,
especially because a lot of men have been talking about
how they haven't had anybody's say good night to them
in a long time. I think it's just men. I
think it's people, you know, like if you're not in
a relationship, or even if you are, I mean, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
It was just nice.
Speaker 6 (50:39):
And so if they get filmed calling their buddies and
they're like, so, man, I just wanted to tell you that,
like I appreciate you and that I hope you have
a good night, and then the friends usually completely caught
off guard, like what think you?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Man? Like this is awesome question. I knew, Brad was.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
I had a small question, what who's filming them? And
why didn't they say that?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's usually friends are girlfriends are Beyonce? Wait?
Speaker 3 (51:03):
And they do have someone to say good night to.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Well, but they didn't say it to their friend.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
I thought that they are prioritizing their friends even though
they're in relationship.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I also love that.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
But you're saying, like, okay, people who don't have anyone
to say good night to It's so cute. On social
media they're saying I I'm just saying I want to
say good night to me. I don't have anyone to
film me and say good night on the phone to someone.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It is possible that if someone is in the mode
of filming their boyfriend all the time, they don't say
good night to you.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Exactly. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15 (51:31):
I have finished my nighttime routine of working out my
pelvic floor. I'm doing in some deep breast breaths. It's
time for me to show the world that I'm an alpha.
I need to call my beta bro and tell them
good night.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
You're gonna film it. I notice how I didn't ask
for the filming of it. I said, you're gonna do it.
It's how you assert yourself as a beta and as
every of us, because everyone alphae knows you have to
explain what you just did. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (52:04):
I'm supposed to help fight the loneliness epidemic. But however,
you like to ternalize that story is on you.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Good night to the friend and then just goes to sleep.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Now go back to your other room with the twin ben. Yeah,
I remember. If you hear me snoring, come and tap
me so I could roll over and I'll probably want
to do stuff. And it's on you if you don't
watch watch how quick He's alone. Man, I really should
be an alphae man. Yeah, that's what strength jubles.
Speaker 18 (52:42):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do?
Speaker 9 (52:49):
I do?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 15 (52:52):
So?
Speaker 18 (52:53):
I was hanging out with some of my buddies and
we had a little bit of a late night, and
I guess he was and I got a little you know,
I got a little turn.
Speaker 17 (53:11):
And I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 14 (53:14):
With my roommate's sister.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
I like you say, your body to be honest, So.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
That was going here.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
But your roommate's sister.
Speaker 18 (53:27):
Uh, and you know, she sort of snucked out and
she didn't find out or anything.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
But honestly, I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Did you do it again?
Speaker 10 (53:39):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Have you hit her up.
Speaker 17 (53:42):
Uh. We we taught it a little bit, yeah, but
we both know it's kind of weird and a little
off limits, and they've had a little bit of well
they've had a little bit of their own beef.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
So it's they're not really on the best terms per se. Okay,
So I don't know.
Speaker 18 (54:01):
I'm just worried about getting in between the siblings and
figuring out.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
You know, what's best for me in terms of my roommate.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
And well, how close are your that's very smart of you.
How close are you with the roommate though, like you're
like best friends or just like cordial we go.
Speaker 17 (54:20):
Pretty far back. I mean I would consider him one
of my closest friends.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
I don't know, maybe not best friend, but certainly up there.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Okay, And then you might want not want to ruin
the relationship with them.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah, that's that's why I'm torn here.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Well until until you it turned again and yeah, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 14 (54:46):
All right, well thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, hey, what's up? As the jubil shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (54:51):
You have one?
Speaker 14 (54:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (54:52):
I do?
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 2 (54:55):
So?
Speaker 14 (54:55):
I was asked the cat sit for a guy friend
of mine.
Speaker 12 (54:59):
This is a while ago.
Speaker 14 (55:00):
And while I was doing that for about a week
and he was out of town, I obviously snooped around
his apartment, and the information.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
That I found I later used to nab him as
my husband.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
Oh okay, how did that work. That's a real mission accomplished.
Speaker 9 (55:19):
You know.
Speaker 12 (55:20):
I mean we're still married, so it definitely works.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
That's kind of fun. Yeah, I mean it's good to
get to do your research to get what you want exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
That's how I looked at it.
Speaker 14 (55:31):
And you know, I've never told him, obviously, I don't
know that I will, but he still thinks to this
day that we have a lot of things in common.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Laugh at Thank you very much for your dirty little secret. Well,
thank you, guys, I have a good one you too,
But what's
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Your dirty little secret?
This just in breaking news right here on the Jebel Show.
You heard it here first. Elon Musk has announced that
they're now selling Tesla Poward roller skates because walking is
quote beta behavior. It's a jeb Show and it's a
time for real news or fake news. I read you
a news headline from the week that's gone viral, and
(00:22):
you have to tell if it's a real news story
or a fake news story. Okay, good luck. Here's your
first headline for real news or fake news. Elon Musk
sells perfume that smells like burnt hair sells out in hours.
Is that a real news story from this week that
went viral? Or a fake one? Fake? Youa saying it's
(00:42):
a fake one?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Fake?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
He made Tesla trucks and people want bodes.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Very good point. I just feel pretty up on producer Brad.
Elon Musk sells perfume that smells like burnt hair. It
sells out in hours? Is that a real news story
or a fake news story?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Everybody knows that there are certain things that give you
signs early signs of medical problems, and smelling burnt hair
is one of them. So people are buying this, I
think so fast, so that they could tell if they
have medical problems or not, because why would you go
to a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This is a real news story. I don't know about that.
Elon Musk sells perfume that smells like burnt hair and
it sells out in hours. That's a real news story.
Way that Musk can sell anything. They don't say that
out loud, So wait, what and why?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He launched a fragrance called burnt hair as a joke,
but fans started buying it anyway. He sold over a
million dollars worth in less than twenty four hours.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Okay, jokes on you burnt hair. You could have just
burnt your own hair.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I mean, the joke is on any cyber truck is
a good example. Dose is a good example. The joke's
on a lot of people, mostly just America.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Y Elon Musk can do anything if people are like yep,
I'm I'm in That guy knows way more than I do,
and he's got like a billion kids. Burnt hair is
obviously a sexy smell. Must be with him and Nick Cannon.
Where here's another headline for real news or fake news?
(02:21):
People actually believe this headline if it was a fake one.
That is it real or fake? Here we go. Google
Maps introduces avoid X option. It helps you avoid locations
you're ex frequently visited via geotags, social posts, and Spotify checkings.
Old Maps has introduced an avoid X feature that lets
(02:44):
you avoid your X using their frequently used geotags on
social posts and Spotify check ins. Dude, shield, I'm gonna
go with real.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I this could be used two ways. Need to avoid
them or find them. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
To find your I don't some people might.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I would hide from them.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Fake hard.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna go fake. That can't That can't be.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
A thing, right, it could be brad. Google Maps introduces
avoid your X feature that helps you avoid locations your
ex frequently visits vi a geotag, social posts and Spotify
check in. This is that real or fake?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Everybody knows that if this was a real story, reality
TV would be dead and we can't have that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
This story is fake. Google Maps introduces avoid your X
feature that helps you avoid locations your ex frequently visits
using geotag, social posts and Spotify check ins. That is
fake for now, that's a fabulous idea. I can see
why people believe that where will there's the way Nina
(03:58):
pointed out. I think the scary feature of it you
can use it to find your Yeah, every every single restaurant.
Oh my god, I just happened to be here. So anyways,
anybody with you, Charlotte? Were you just gonna drink and
talk about stuff if you want? Why are you following me? Yeah?
(04:22):
Like what following me? Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Everywhere?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm mad? Should we be back together? Then this is
a sign. Here's another story for real news or fake news.
I read a news headline and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
from the week or a fake news story that went viral.
Mayor of small Kentucky town shoots down Amazon drone after
mistaking it for a uphone invasion. I gotta go with real.
(04:49):
Victoria's going real producer. Brad Mayor of small Kentucky town
shoots down Amazon drone after mistaking it for a uphone invasion.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Everybody knows that Amazon is the invasion.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And this story is real. This story is real. Y
mayor of a small Kentucky town to the streets there,
shotgun and shot down which is a good shot with
a shotgun an Amazon drone after mistaking it for a UFO.
I got pretty high in this guy a shotgun. Yeah,
maybe they may was coming down to I don't know.
(05:22):
I don't know how we got it with a shotgun,
but it is a small town a Maria, Kentucky. He's
probably a good marksman.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I actually think I know this story. When the cops
came to him, he's like, how long is this going
to take?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Like he just answered the.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Knew what he did and he didn't care, and he's like,
I was on my property.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, exactly. It's a small kaz of town. So you know,
the cops roll. He's like, I got Bob, it's fine.
I realized it the uf after good news, it's not
a UFO. Keep it safe here, Bob. Another headline for
real news or fake news. NASA accidentally accidentally sends twenty
eight terabytes of adult content to Mars rover. Are you
(06:03):
sure it was an accident? NASA accidentally sends twenty eight
ter terabytes of adult content to the Mars Rover. I'm
going to go with real and I don't think it
was an accident.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I think they were going to see how aliens would
respond to that type of content.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
WHOA, it's like an.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Experience, like if they like it or yeah, if they
like it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's real news or fake news? Where I give you
a newsadline from the story that I'm a viral this week.
Get to see if you can tell that's a real
one or a fake one. Victoria, what do you think?
NASA accidentally sends twenty eight terabytes of adult content to
the Mars rover.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You know it's real seeing it only bands up here.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Bake.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's the way makes producer Brad. NASA accidentally sends twenty
eight terabytes of adult content to Mars rover.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Everybody knows this is actually part of a military operation.
We want them to be scared, and so part of
this this thing, part of this mission, is to send
them our best and brightest. This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This is unfortunately a fake news story for people don't
believe it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
They're like, oh my god, no, we can't get that's scary, but.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They are doing it. Actually get video first ever aliens
on another planet. But it's just like the husband alien
watching it, and then the wife came around the corner
and he shuts down the water reel.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Click.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I wasn't doing anything. They weren't. They didn't send anything.
Now it's fine. They didn't send anything through that thing.
I'm taking it. I was taking it. I'm not to
send it down this way. Some alien point. Come on,
it's interesting. We don't know if it's interesting. Yeah, it
could be devastating planet. That's interesting too.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
This is the biggest sign that Nina lives with her parents,
currently watching the real stuff. So she's watching an animal planet.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
He he oh, hey is it Cecily. Yes, Hey, Cecily
p deekins here with apartments. I'm on the maintenance crew,
just calling to let you know we had to enter
your unit. It's been taken care of, but there was
a pipe that had sprung a leak and threatened to
(08:36):
really flood your whole place. But we got it. Nothing
to worry about. You won't even know we were here,
but you know, of course I have to call let
you know that we were inter entered your apartment to
fix that leak. So just giving you oh.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
My gosh, oh my gosh, wow, oh okay, I'm.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Hearing in the background what's that?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Uh? What's that? Sorry? What's it?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
What am I hearing in the background?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right now, I don't know. Maybe it's on your end.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
No, no, I'm hearing like a piano in the background.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh yeah, that's because I this is really cool. I've
never seen one of our units with a piano in it.
This thing is awesome. It's fun.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry about that. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
No no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. That is a family heirloom. That that that
piano is precious. Why are you playing my piano? I
thought you were there to fix the leak.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh yeah, we finished that up. I just sat down
on the piano bench and thought i'd give it a trying.
No no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
No no no no no no no no, no, no,
no no no. You don't understand that. You don't understand.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
You don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
I thought you were supposed to come in and fix
the leak.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, get a piano, got it taken care of.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
No, but you don't.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
No, no, but you don't. I'm hearing you playing the piano.
You're you're playing my piano.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, I figured i'd give the keys a little shot.
You know how am I doing?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Wait? Wait wait wait sir, yes, sir, sir, you were
you You're supposed to fix the leak. It's the leak fixed. Yes,
Why are you still in my apartment playing my piano?
A precious, priceless piano.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I called you as I was wrapping up, and then
I have never seen a piano in uh, in an
apartment and in one of our units, and I thought
it was really cool. I was just checking it out,
just looking at it, and uh sat down too.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Do you know how hard it is to have these
old pianos tuned up? So you're getting no, no, no, no,
we don't. You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I can just right yeah, So sorry about that. I
just couldn't resist. You know, I tend to be a
little bit of a piano man myself. So do you play.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Listen? Uh, it's a leak fixed?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yes or no? Uh, well I'll tell you like this, Yeah,
the leak is fixed to me?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Wait, hold up, hold up, wait, wait, get out of
an apartment. It's a leak fixed. Yes or no? You
don't be playing my piano. That's a precious piano. Who
are you who pass this? Are you the maintenance man?
What's your name again?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Pete? PEPs Yeah, Pete.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Did they tell you whenever you go into people's apartments
that you're supposed to fix what you're supposed to fix,
and then you take your little happy out you don't
mess with people's stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, yeah, I just you know, I couldn't resist being
a musician myself with the piano. I figured you'd think it.
You'd be cool with that, Pete.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
That piano probably costs more than your whole entire job,
So you need to get out. Thank you for fixing
the leak. Do not touch another note.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You're welcome, he'll welcome, You're well, you're welcome.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Wait wait wait, oh wait a minute. Your boss? Who
push your boss? Whush your boss, Whush your boss, because no, no, no, no, no,
where you're not listening to me.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You're not.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
I'm telling you don't play on this priceless piano, and
you're just still like messing with me and playing on
it anyway, like you're having the like you're up here
trying to get something on American Idol.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Off the damn piano.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Your roommate is my boss, because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your roommates set you up.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
She said, You guys have a really expensive piano that's
a family aarism of yours in your apartment and she
to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
Yeah, I was about to get off work and go
and kick somebody.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Wake up Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Hashtag boots only Summer is trending right now, and the
reason for it is because there's some feet wear that
have really gotten a lot of attention lately. And it's
something that you usually just wear, like when you're playing soccer,
but cleats or other sports, but soccer cleats specifically.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Are now a thing.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
People are wearing them in everyday life, and they are
calling them they're boots.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's not boots. So they're just being wrong. They're not boot.
They call them boots.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
They're calling them boots though they do call them that yet. Yeah, okay,
and that's why.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, they've been wrong. About so many things. Yeah, Europe,
they sat, we couldn't beat them in a revolution. They
say words wrong.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Talking about Meanwhile, they're looking at you, going on you
you took boats only summer, so.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
No, just some of our dummies did that. But you
are actually wearing europe sympathizer.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, people are actually wearing cleats as friends. Broken ankle summer.
You don't work very well on concrete and things like that.
You do kind of wiggle a little bit. How long
time since I played soccer? But yeah, well they're not
made me worn on concrete like they're made for.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
The grass, right, pack Get the golf shoes with the
metal ones, the metals, yeah, are those any better?
Speaker 11 (14:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But you can make some damage. Leave awake, you know.
Legacy Yeah, oh, the legacy wherever you go. That's yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
If you're into boots only summer, go ahead, use that
hashtag and show off your booties.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I didn't even mean to say that. That's funny. I
just don't know why when you're not doing something that
involves yeah, wait, cleats in a swimsuit. You guys, we
have made everything trend. It's like not that surprising. You know,
that is interesting that what are we doing? Wait, that
makes no sense. Everybody knows.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
If you weren't such a peasant, you would know that
you don't even wear shoes on boats because of the
tea on the floor. What's you don't know what? My
peasants web and shoes and such. Enjoy your trends.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I don't know wherebody's ad I liked.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I was taking a swimsuits on a yacht and I
was like, yacht rich people, Oh the teak.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Where the act come from?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's a dumb rich person, act tended rich person who
can let go of Europe.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Enjoy it to get all the way into Yes, I
look like I smell the fart to be around your peasants.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
You could take on that role and be on a
bunch of teaks this weekend because you know, we are
entering into Memorial Day weekends. Oh yeah, the unofficial kickoff
of summer, and just in time for Airbnb to initiate
their anti party tech. Whoa, it's an effect from a
Royal Day weekend. Which is funny actually because this affected me.
So they have this tech where they're trying to they
(16:07):
they kind of know if you're going to, like book
a last minute house that's within your vicinity to go
through a rager. They don't want people throwing ragers and parties.
But I was looking up on Airbnb, like a house
with a pool or something. It was like, oh, it's
Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I don't care if it's down the street. I just
want a place.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
But the prices are out of control and they wouldn't
let you book it. So if you live close to
the house and you're doing it last minute, there's a
chance that you're going to really won't let you.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
They won't let you book it. They stopped. I've done
that before. I just wanted like some more of the pool,
and like I had an afternoon free. I was like,
I guess I could run an Airbnb. Yeah, just so literally
went there for the afternoon and then left.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Remember how you said that you were blocked from booking
all different kinds of airbnbs. They probably just thought you
were going.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
To do ragers. Probably he recommends your name. They're like
that jubile guy. Just look at social media. Yeah, like
absolutely not. I always think that on those apps, because
you know, I have tattoos and stuff. I'm like, hey,
I don't want to put my picture because it always
want anything to me. I wouldn't rent to me. You
can use my picture. Yeah, but it's funny because you
didn't like you.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I remember the day you rented that school. You're like, hey, guys,
I rented a house of the pool for the afternoon
if they want to come over.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And hang out, and it's just like, I was like,
what for no reason nobody came to hang out. Yeah,
there was definitely not a ranger. I was hoping maybe
there'd be like a tiny bit of you know, rage,
but no rag at all. Tuesday working it works on
(17:38):
Tuesdays and Tuesday noon is great for me anyway. So
if you get blocked, that's probably why.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
And they are also saying, if you'd like to book
for the fourth of July and it's close to you,
do it early so then they won't assume that it's
a rager.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's time to catch a cheater Only on.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
The Jubile Show, Helena is on the phone today for
to catch a cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend
of just a few months now named Marcus might be
messing around. So in a second, we'll call him and
see if we can catch him if he is. But first, Alena,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's going on? Why do you think Marcus is cheating?
Speaker 13 (18:13):
Well, we've been having issues like a little bit for now,
but like I just thought we can like push through,
like it wasn't gonna be a big deal. But I
found like a receipt for dinner for two at a
fancy restaurant that I've never been to, And when I
questioned Marcus, he said it was just with the client.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
But he never mentioned that before, so I don't know.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
He just recently started leaving to take like phone calls
outside of the room and he goes to mi I
for hours.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
Because he's out shooting photos.
Speaker 13 (18:48):
But that's something that we both love to do, so
it just sounds like something's off.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So he shoots photos as what like a hobby or
is that part of his job?
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Yeah, Like, well we met on a group trip to
Mexico and that's how we clicked because we both share
a love for photography.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
But it's, yeah, it's more like a hobby and things
like that.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'm the one that's like more like serious about those things,
and I'm a perfectionist. And I like, that's like a
really big deal for me. But the fact that he's
not involving me in that, and then he's being sketchy about.
Speaker 14 (19:23):
Leaving and he's like, oh, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
Out here taking pictures and it's like he's not sharing
stuff with me. There's something going on.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Does he show you the pictures that he's taking or
are there just like there's not even any proof of pictures.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
No, he's just being like really secretive.
Speaker 13 (19:40):
M he started leaving and just like he doesn't he
doesn't really want to talk about any of that, and
then he just changes the subject.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's always such a giveaway.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Can people just not understand that by now you can't
avoid a conversation with someone who's not.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
He makes it sound like it's not a big deal,
like I said it was a client.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Uh yeah, like it's not it's.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
Not a big deal like that you found this receipt
to this fancy restaurant you've never gone to. Oh, I'm
out shooting photos, not specific like about where he is
or what kind of.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
Picture are you doing. He just doesn't want me involved
in that.
Speaker 13 (20:18):
Yeah, so there's something that's that's just weird.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, so you're feeling you just get pushed off for everything.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Yes, yes, which is part of the issues because it's
like every time we hang out, it's a nice time.
We've been dating for like six months and regardless of issues,
like I would want him to be upfront with me
about what is going on. Cheating is cheating and it's
not something like that he should be doing. If that's
(20:48):
the case, he told just like we shouldn't be together.
But he has to have to tell me that, you know.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, right, what is the time limit jubil that people
can't hide themselves anymore?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Because I mean six months? Is it feels like a
long time to know what they're giging? About three months?
Three months? Yeah, it's about three months that it's hard.
Most time people cannot hide themselves and their masks starts
to come off after about three months. So this has
been going on.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's been.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Longer than that.
Speaker 15 (21:11):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
They say that you never get to know someone fully,
keep knowing them your whole life.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. You already
told us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll play a song, come back and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards
member who gets a free gift from us and his
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay,
(21:38):
thank you, Yeah, we'll get you to catch a teater. Next,
it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile
show Ran the Middle to Catch a Teeter and if
you're just joining us. Alena is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of about six months named
Marcus might be messing around. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at, and say
(21:58):
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to Elena or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Elena, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick? Why do you think
Marcus is cheating?
Speaker 13 (22:10):
Okay, Marcus has been secretive with his phone, especially over
the weekends when we usually get to see each other.
He just walks out of the room, takes calls, goes
Mia for hours. He's claiming that he's going on a shoot,
like he's taking pictures. Doesn't tell me what it's for.
What it's about, which is a hobby and something that
we share a lot like. That's part of our love
(22:32):
language photography. So besides that, I found a receipt for
dinner for two at a fancy restaurant that I've never
been to. And then he just says that it was
a client and he never mentioned that before. So it's
there's just a lot of things that are off over
the past few times, and it's getting to me.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
I need to know what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
All right? Are you ready for us to call?
Speaker 12 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, Hello, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was
looking for our rewards card member named Marcus. That's me, Hi, Marcus,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner.
(23:18):
Thank you so much for shopping with us. I'm not
sure if you can sty for you.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
I didn't really enter anything, but what did I win?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer with a free gift. And this month it's flowers
delivered from our floral department, thirty six longstin red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
United States, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen
dollars value. And congratulations, it's yours.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
Sam three dozens okay.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
And it's very simple. I can take down the information
in just a few minutes over the phone, if that's
easier for you.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
What do you what do you need?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I would just need the first and last name of
the person, anything you want to put on a card,
and the address.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
That's pretty much it.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Okay, I guess. So you can put page page.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, okay, and a last name on that okay. And
is there anything you'd like to put on a card
to page?
Speaker 10 (24:21):
Can't wait for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I've been having fun getting to know you dot dot dot.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh that's nice, okay, great, thank you so much for that.
And then the last thing would be to let you
know that this is not a grocery store. Huh huh.
It's actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbill Show. Yeah. Hi,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewble.
How are you not good? Okay?
Speaker 10 (24:43):
So it was a prank or I'm confused?
Speaker 12 (24:47):
Who the hell is Page?
Speaker 14 (24:49):
That's your girlfriend, Elena.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We do a segment called to Catch Cheeter, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around you
see you. They some flowers too, and your girlfriend failed us,
and I think she has a very good question.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
I was suspicious about you doing stuff and I wasn't sure,
so I had to see if this was real.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
Who is Page? Who the hell is Page?
Speaker 14 (25:14):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (25:14):
I gotta ask Ian? What is going on right now?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Elena?
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Why? Why are we on a pod show or whatever
we're on?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
What is this?
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Who are all these freaking people we know?
Speaker 12 (25:26):
And why you're sending your flowers?
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Look, geez, somebody that I've been seeing, not like seriously
or anything.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
But you know, what are you kidding me? You've been
kating on me?
Speaker 10 (25:38):
I mean, I don't even know what we have anymore. Really,
I don't know what to call what we've got going
on between you and me. We've only been chating like
six months, and I don't know. Honestly, I kind of
like tripped into this relationship thing with you, and I
honestly never meant for it to be serious. I don't
know what do you mean?
Speaker 12 (25:58):
What the do you not know?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
What?
Speaker 12 (26:00):
You don't know what we are? We're in the relationship.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
And then every time that I try to say, you know,
we should go our separate ways, or I've even said
we should see other people, and we don't talk for
a couple of days, and then you just start calling
me back and talking to me like nothing happened, like
everyone think's cool, and I don't know, Like I like
spending time with you, and we've had good times, but
(26:26):
also you're kind of a lot. You're too much. You
just do too much sometimes it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
And I tried to tell you, like I don't think
I want to date you, but then you just act
like everything's fine. It's like, you know, shit's confusing.
Speaker 13 (26:45):
So instead of just flat out saying, hey, we're done,
we're over, you just strung me along while you did
whatever you wanted.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
I mean, I wouldn't put it like that, but I
don't know, Matt, you're allowed to feel however your feeling
or what ever. I'm not going to invalidate your feelings.
But I think we're just seeing this situationship in a
little in a different way.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
Did you just call this a situationship? You told me
you loved me a few months ago.
Speaker 13 (27:14):
We've been there, and I keep going back and giving
you space so that we can like talk or just
keep going.
Speaker 12 (27:22):
But you never stopped anything.
Speaker 13 (27:23):
You never told me that, You never said you were
seeing somebody else because you just couldn't handle.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
But whatever, we were.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
Right, I'm trying to tell you in different ways, and
you're just like not getting it.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It seems like.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You keep talking to her though after you allegedly break
up with her, and now you're blaming her for not
understanding that you guys broke up. That doesn't make any
sense to me.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
Last time I was at her apartment. That reminds me.
Did I leave my red Sox jersey at your place?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (27:55):
The fuel market, Marcus.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If you broke up with somebody, you shouldn't have been
at her place. You shouldn't have been answering that phone call.
And as hard as it is for her to hear
it like, it doesn't sound like anything was clear.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I'm going to just give her time to figure out whatever.
But can you just get back to me about the jersey?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Oh what, No, I'm just gonna burn it. Don't ever
talk to me again.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
That's crazy girl, man, Like, that's an expensive jersey, so
unless you want to pay for it, you're not going
to do that.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
No, actually, I'll sell it.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
You're right, that is crazy girl, and that's maybe he
could get you a new jersey.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Yeah, it sounds like I'm dodging a bullet with this.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Seriously. You know, some bum dude is pretending like you
broke up with somebody and then still calling her and
going to her house and leaving the jerseys there. That's
some bum dude getting mad for you. Elena.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
I'm sorry, I'm just I'm just over this. I'll sell
the jersey. I don't want to see you.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
I don't give a about the flowers or page or
you're stupid.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
I don't care anymore.
Speaker 13 (29:00):
The fact that you couldn't even you didn't have to
communicate with me, that you didn't want to be with me.
You just dragged me along in this whole thing says
enough about me doing anything else. I don't want anything
to do with you. I don't have time for this anymore.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
Marcus, you don't whatever page is way hotter than yourn.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm going to hang up Pea, Helena. I'm sorry I
hung up on Marcus. I'm so sorry. That is some
twists in mind games. Right, Yeah, that does suck. It
doesn't sound like it was there. We thank you guys.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
You guys saved me time.
Speaker 13 (29:35):
It could have been another six months like this and
I wouldn't have known anything.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
So everything happens for a reason, right, that's what they say.
Speaker 13 (29:44):
Yeah, and I'll probably sell the jersey.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
Because it's probably where it's something.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Okay, good for you, the jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know, having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria. Ramira is in a
game of trivia for Lord Tickets today and let's meet
our contestant for you versus Victoria. Matthew, what's up, Matthew
good Man? Are you ready to take on Victoria? She
(30:29):
wanted you just say good morning to her. Her face
got really sad when you only said good morning to Jubul.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Good morning, Victoria?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
How's it go?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Brad and I are here to Matthew? Hello?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
What you don't know?
Speaker 15 (30:46):
Our name?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Species? Hello to you too? Were there in the car
or wherever you're at?
Speaker 9 (30:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
My wife was in the car too, Sorry about that
her name? What's your wife's saying? Russia?
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Better?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Good morning? Does he ignore you too? This guy? I
guess we got to deal it with Matthew like everybody else.
Are you ready to go? Matthew? Here we go. We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio and thirty seconds
(31:31):
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, got it all?
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Here we go, Matthew. Your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
What company is known for the video game series the
Legend of Zelda? What three lettle letter word refers to
a young cat?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
What language is the most spoken native language in the world, Chinese.
What's the largest non continent island in the world. Which
US president delivered the Gettysburg Address?
Speaker 14 (32:10):
Lincoln?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
What philosopher wrote the republic socrate? Okay, I got that in.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and if we
can get her attention. She completely went to another I
could see her outside of the window. She's on her
phone screw She looked in and then looked away. When
we're in with scrolling on her thirty seconds outside last
(32:31):
so much longer than all I think. Matthew, here's a
question for you before Victoria goes. If you had to
replace your hands with kitchen utensils, what would you pick
and why?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
The first thing that came to my my mind was
an egg beater.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You can't pick much and anything's up, but you can
you want, I guess also built an excuse not to
help with much. Yeah, hey, sorry, I can't very true.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
I can't do it much, but I can make them
a wicked scrambled egg.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Alright, Victoria is ready to go, and here we go.
Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Matthew outright to win. In Matthew, you
can tell Victoria whin to go. All right, let's do
this three two one? What company is known for the
(33:42):
video game series The Legend of Zelda? Sony? Wait? Playa Wait?
What do you mean by company?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Tony?
Speaker 10 (33:49):
Tony?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What three letter word refers to a young cat? Okay?
Speaker 13 (33:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Three letter word?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Uh? Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
What cat? Oh? What length?
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Which is the most spoken native language in the world English?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
What's the largest non continent island in the world. I
don't want that one passed? Which US president delivered the
Gettysburger dress?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (34:16):
No, well, oh oh, hi, I don't know what that's
what she's trying to think.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, I think you're timing up on that one. Also,
you had help, so she still didn't get it. That's Lincoln.
I was literally mimicking a top hat over here. But anyway,
all right, let's get the score with our scoreboard producer Brad.
Victoria got zero.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Correct and Matthew got three correct.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Peace, Matthew, license, you did it out right. You had
a friend in his car. She enough. She didn't say
a word. Yeah, get I need every day O. Good job. Buddy. Yeah,
all right, and you also got Lord tickets just for
(35:13):
playing man oh teers man, Yeah, absolutely, let's get the
answers now in Nina, the legend of Zelda is was
came from Nintendo.
Speaker 17 (35:22):
What.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
The three letter word that refers to a young cat
is a kid.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
The language that's most the language that's most spoken native
language in the world is Mandarin Chinese. The largest non
continent island in the world is Greenland. The US president
that delivered the Gettysburg Address is Abraham Lincoln, and the
philosopher that wrote the Republic is Plato. Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You do three of those? Yeah, good job, Matthew. Matthew.
What do you do for work?
Speaker 16 (35:53):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (35:54):
Many things.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Uh.
Speaker 17 (35:56):
I'm a teacher, so I teach English history of drama, but.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
English history.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
Lackpers I teach Chinese.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well hey, that's cool because tomorrow we're doing U verse
Victorian Mandarin. So she call us back. That's amazing math.
Thank you man, I appreciate you, and you and your
wife have a great day.
Speaker 18 (36:32):
Thank you so much, guy, and uh shout out to
everyone in the room this time, I thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Thank you, thank you so much. Playing Verse Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play Victoria, just d m us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
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Speaker 1 (36:54):
Pasha is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Jordan's In a few minutes, we're gonna him and see
if he'll tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Tasha, how long has
it been since you heard from Jordan?
Speaker 14 (37:06):
It's been nine days?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, okay, good? Yeah, So have you been trying to
get a hold of him? How have you felt during
that time?
Speaker 12 (37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Man, haven't been so nervous? Like I actually did reach
out to him two days.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
Ago and he didn't respond.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, Well, let's talk about your date, like what could
have gone wrong? How was it?
Speaker 14 (37:27):
I thought it was great, you know, like it was
a classic get to know you sing coffee in a bookstore,
and you know, we just like kept hanging out and
we watched some people watching, you know, like by the
park and he's really funny, low key, you know, he's
low key.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (37:48):
Yeah, and we had this moment where he brushed my
hair back while we were sitting on the bench, and
well things got a little romantic after that. I mean,
it just made me think he liked me, and he
was real, like none of them like performative stuff you
get on the apps, and like I felt so seen.
I don't know, he even remembered the book I said
I loved in high school.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh that's cool. That is cool. So you felt like
he was vibing you too, Yeah, and.
Speaker 12 (38:14):
His voice is so dreamy for her. I don't know.
Speaker 14 (38:18):
I'm just like so into him and and I don't
get it.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
I thought he was into me too.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, Well, why do you think he's ghosting you?
Speaker 12 (38:26):
I can't really think of anything.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
I just feel like maybe he found me too talkative,
or he didn't like my jokes, you know, Like I
mean I made this like one political joke, but like
it wasn't even a joke that I made up, you know,
I just like Google jokes to talk about on dates.
Speaker 12 (38:41):
And.
Speaker 14 (38:44):
So you went political, like I'm not even a political person,
Like I don't care about politics, you know, but maybe
he found what I said offensive.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, I mean usually they say talking about politics on
a first date is a bad thing, a joke, but
you google jokes before you go on dates, and that's
the thing you preferred. You don't know, I mean I've
never done it before, but I think that's kind of cool. Actually,
I'm about to start. So you go to dates with
like a list of pre approved or pre googled jokes
(39:13):
to use. Yeah, that's cool. I think that. Like, actually,
if I were to go on a date with you,
I think that was dope. If you if you told
me that you googled the things, I'd be like, that's awesome,
that's effort, right.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't tell him. I mean,
you don't tell the person you're on a date with
that you googled jokes or something.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
That's like months into the relationship. Then you then you
tell them.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Right when they're like, she had all these jokes but
now she doesn't, you're like, yeah, it's because I've been
googling them. But yeah, how was this mood after the
political joke?
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Then?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
What did it change after that?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
No?
Speaker 14 (39:46):
I mean I mean he laughed, you know, but I
don't know if it was like an awkward laugh.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Did you guys change the subject after that.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, the conversation just kept flowing naturally,
like and then we just liked made fun of people
walking by and and and I don't know, I just
I didn't really think anything bad happened. So that's why
I'm just very confused. You know, he gave me a
little kiss on the cheek and and that was good.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Well, so how did it? How did you guys leave it?
Did you plan on seeing each other again? Or was
it just like, oh, this was fun? Thanks?
Speaker 12 (40:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (40:19):
Yeah, I mean I was like, okay, well I'll see you,
you know soon hopefully. And then that's kind of like
how we ended it. And then, like you know, these
days go by and I'm just like replaying the date
in my head over and over again, and I'm like, wait, what.
Speaker 12 (40:33):
Did I do? Like, I don't get it.
Speaker 14 (40:35):
I thought we were good. I wasn't being weird or
anything when I texted him two days ago, like I
just you know, sent him a playful text, and you know,
he didn't respond, so it's like, what's up.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Okay, Well we'll try I figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you,
and maybe get you another day if you still want one.
Speaker 14 (40:55):
All right, yeah, I want one.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Okay, we'll play a song, come back and call him
and get your first day follow up Next.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
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Speaker 1 (41:10):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up.
Tasha is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Jordan's. So we're gonna call him in
just a second and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date. You still
want one, right, Tasha? Oh yeah, and maybe get her
another date or she wants one, which she said she does.
But first, Tasha, let's get a recap of your date
real quick before we call him.
Speaker 14 (41:30):
Oh yeah, it was such a beautiful date. You know.
Speaker 12 (41:33):
We went to a bookstore.
Speaker 14 (41:35):
And a coffee shop and then we like sat at
the park and people watched and it was it was
literally like a movie, like a romantic comedy movie, and
I was the star and he was a hero.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
The only reason you can think of that he might
be ghosting you is because you made a political joke
on your date.
Speaker 14 (41:55):
Yeah, but I don't care about politics.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
All right, Well, were you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 14 (42:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Hi, I'm asking to Jordan please. Uh hey, Jordan, how
are you? My name is Jewbel and I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Wait. Is this a prank?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
No, it's not. We're calling you today for a different reason,
though it's not a prank.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
So we do a segment on our show it's called
the first Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can ask us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from someone that
you've been out with but aren't calling back. Oh wait, Tasha,
yes is Yeah, she emailed us and she told us
(42:56):
about your day. She said she really liked you, but
she's confused because it's been nine and you responded to her.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I mean she was great. The date was actually a
lot of fun and she made me laugh a lot.
She's actually really funny.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Do you mind telling us why you're not talking to
her though?
Speaker 12 (43:12):
It's the glitter?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
What She had a lot of glitter on her face,
like like a lot of it, you know, And I
don't know. It's just by the time we were done,
it was all over me, and it was all over
my clothes and my car, and I could never get
it off and I can't. I know. I know that
sounds crazy, but I'm serious. It's just I kept finding
glitter on myself for days. It was like I was
(43:36):
dating a disco ball.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
So what was he eyeshadow?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I don't know she wore in her hair, I guess
her face. I think it was on her hands.
Speaker 14 (43:45):
Had it have been on her.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Hands, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (43:46):
It was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean, I guess it was like I wore it
all day, kind of a clean streak.
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Okay, wait, you go steed me because of the glitter.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Hey, or that's Tasha. She's actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh my, this is embarrassing. Hi, Pasha. Look, it's nothing personal.
I swear I really did have a great day, and
you are very pretty and hilarious. I'm saying about messas
and it just stressed me out. And I can't have
glitter all over me like I took a bath in it.
Speaker 14 (44:24):
It's called sparkle, Jordan, and some of us like to shine.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Oh okay, okay, fine, but I don't like the sparkle.
And I kind of think that's like a little kid.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Thing to do.
Speaker 12 (44:36):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (44:37):
No, okay, sparkle life, you know, and I'm a sparkly girl.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with him. And
I mean, you've been to strip clubs before, so I'm
sure you had your you know, load of.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I knew what I was doing for and what's actually
I don't really go to strip clubs like that because
of this reason. I'm the word sparkles.
Speaker 14 (45:02):
Don't it is what it is? I mean, what's so
bad about it? Like it just makes your life a
little bit more shiny? I mean, I'll help you clean
it off.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
It's impossible to clean up. I'm sorry. Well, the date
was great, but I just it was like it was
ending up in my food because it was all over
my head and my.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Hair, and oh my god, if there was less, Jordan,
would you be down with that? Jordan? Would you like
another day with Tasha? Will pay for it if Tasha
is willing to cut back on the glitter a little.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Bit, if there's no glitter involved. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
it was a good date.
Speaker 14 (45:42):
Yeah, I'm not sure about that because I am a
sparkly girl and I don't know if I even want.
Speaker 12 (45:47):
To live a life without glitter.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Wow, Okay, stand on yours girl.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Okay, Well, I mean maybe we pick like somewhere less
glitter friendly, like a pool.
Speaker 6 (45:59):
I feel like that would be worse, Jordan. Honestly, you're
swimming in it then, I mean I already was.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Just embrace it.
Speaker 14 (46:06):
I mean, I'm not even sure anymore, Jordan, because I
thought we had something special and I can't believe you
ghosted me because I sparkle and I don't even know.
I don't even think I want another date with you.
I don't want you did in my light? Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Okay, So does that a no, then, Tasha, you don't
want another day with Jordan? Uh No, I will pass. Okay. Well,
at least you know now why he's ghosting you and
that he's probably not a good fit for you.
Speaker 12 (46:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (46:35):
I'm very disappointed about this, Jordan.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Hey, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But I'm sure there's
a lot of guys who would love to have your
sparkle all over them.
Speaker 14 (46:46):
Yeah there is, and his name is Nate and I'm
going on a day with him actually tonight.
Speaker 12 (46:51):
So whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You first date fall, it just takes three minutes to
get everything you need to know for the day. With
Nina's trending.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
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Speaker 1 (47:06):
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Speaker 6 (47:10):
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to shout her self doubt, achieve clarity in your life's
work and purpose, heal trauma that makes you feel broken
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be the bee or the beast.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
And this happens at night?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
What did no one say night?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Nobody said that at all night? As in like I'm
a knight of the King's watch.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
Oh I heard night, like night, Modern Day Night.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
This Alpha Beta, We're just talking about something that happens
at night. If you have as off the air okay, different,
maybe that's what that conversation.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
I'm just gonna say. This alpha beta thing is so
silly to me, like you just made it. It's just
made up, right, Like it's just this made up thinger
like oh enough, Oh yeah, well I'm a I'm a
I'm a goob And that's two steps with alpha. What's that?
Goop's two steps above alpha? Silly goose? Such a beta,
DC's such an alpha, A little tiny I'm just alpha.
Speaker 19 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'm the main one being so incredibly insecure
that you're willing to hand over your money to other
insecure people who tell you you're insecure.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
I know that's what pricked me up.
Speaker 13 (48:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
And they always come at you on social media, oh
my gosh, because.
Speaker 15 (48:34):
Like you're a beta in your comments and it's like,
so what.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Am I a beta? Because you're the one on my
social media in my comments shouting something that I can ignore.
So you're getting ignored right now. I guess I'm the
alpha in this. Well, it will only.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Cost you eighteen thousand dollars to become a real man
at Alpha Male camp.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I'm in. But the interesting thing is I should do
it undercover operation.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
I'm thinking about too. But eighteen thousand dollars is a
lot just for an undercover operation. But it does have
a good message though, to help men shut yourself.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Doubt and to achieve that market page.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
Yeah, that's the marketing page.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
That is not what happens.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
They rile them up to make them think that they're
the best thing in the world, and usually that women suck,
and it's all about how everything is everybody else's fault.
But you're an alpha. Command your presence. Yeah, get out
of here, right, that's enough.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, command your presence. Yeah, you know, you gotta gotta
make people respect you that you're the alpha. So you
go in there.
Speaker 15 (49:42):
And you're like, sorry, chick, not talking to you because chick.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
And you're a chick dude. You made up.
Speaker 15 (49:50):
I will talk to you because you're a dude, but
you should know you're a chick dude. And then you
walk out of the room because you owned it.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Speaking of chick dudes, there's a new TikTok trend that
has men calling their friends this sakend night.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I'm just kidding you really not a chick dude. It
just felt like it was, a well, a guy that
calls himself an Alpha would definitely call that behavior. I'm
totally joking.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
I think it's very sweet and I love men that
are in touch with their feelings and all of those things.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
I do have a friend we talked to every night
before Ben's. I love that. I think that's really sweet.
Speaker 6 (50:26):
And it's interesting because this has gone viral on TikTok,
especially because a lot of men have been talking about
how they haven't had anybody's say good night to them
in a long time. I think it's just men. I
think it's people, you know, like if you're not in
a relationship, or even if you are, I mean, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
It was just nice.
Speaker 6 (50:39):
And so if they get filmed calling their buddies and
they're like, so, man, I just wanted to tell you that,
like I appreciate you and that I hope you have
a good night, and then the friends usually completely caught
off guard, like what think you?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Man? Like this is awesome question. I knew, Brad was.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
I had a small question, what who's filming them? And
why didn't they say that?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's usually friends are girlfriends are Beyonce? Wait?
Speaker 3 (51:03):
And they do have someone to say good night to.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Well, but they didn't say it to their friend.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
I thought that they are prioritizing their friends even though
they're in relationship.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I also love that.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
But you're saying, like, okay, people who don't have anyone
to say good night to It's so cute. On social
media they're saying I I'm just saying I want to
say good night to me. I don't have anyone to
film me and say good night on the phone to someone.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It is possible that if someone is in the mode
of filming their boyfriend all the time, they don't say
good night to you.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Exactly. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15 (51:31):
I have finished my nighttime routine of working out my
pelvic floor. I'm doing in some deep breast breaths. It's
time for me to show the world that I'm an alpha.
I need to call my beta bro and tell them
good night.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
You're gonna film it. I notice how I didn't ask
for the filming of it. I said, you're gonna do it.
It's how you assert yourself as a beta and as
every of us, because everyone alphae knows you have to
explain what you just did. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (52:04):
I'm supposed to help fight the loneliness epidemic. But however,
you like to ternalize that story is on you.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Good night to the friend and then just goes to sleep.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Now go back to your other room with the twin ben. Yeah,
I remember. If you hear me snoring, come and tap
me so I could roll over and I'll probably want
to do stuff. And it's on you if you don't
watch watch how quick He's alone. Man, I really should
be an alphae man. Yeah, that's what strength jubles.
Speaker 18 (52:42):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do?
Speaker 9 (52:49):
I do?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 15 (52:52):
So?
Speaker 18 (52:53):
I was hanging out with some of my buddies and
we had a little bit of a late night, and
I guess he was and I got a little you know,
I got a little turn.
Speaker 17 (53:11):
And I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 14 (53:14):
With my roommate's sister.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
I like you say, your body to be honest, So.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
That was going here.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
But your roommate's sister.
Speaker 18 (53:27):
Uh, and you know, she sort of snucked out and
she didn't find out or anything.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
But honestly, I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Did you do it again?
Speaker 10 (53:39):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Have you hit her up.
Speaker 17 (53:42):
Uh. We we taught it a little bit, yeah, but
we both know it's kind of weird and a little
off limits, and they've had a little bit of well
they've had a little bit of their own beef.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
So it's they're not really on the best terms per se. Okay,
So I don't know.
Speaker 18 (54:01):
I'm just worried about getting in between the siblings and
figuring out.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
You know, what's best for me in terms of my roommate.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
And well, how close are your that's very smart of you.
How close are you with the roommate though, like you're
like best friends or just like cordial we go.
Speaker 17 (54:20):
Pretty far back. I mean I would consider him one
of my closest friends.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
I don't know, maybe not best friend, but certainly up there.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Okay, And then you might want not want to ruin
the relationship with them.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah, that's that's why I'm torn here.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Well until until you it turned again and yeah, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 14 (54:46):
All right, well thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, hey, what's up? As the jubil shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (54:51):
You have one?
Speaker 14 (54:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (54:52):
I do?
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 2 (54:55):
So?
Speaker 14 (54:55):
I was asked the cat sit for a guy friend
of mine.
Speaker 12 (54:59):
This is a while ago.
Speaker 14 (55:00):
And while I was doing that for about a week
and he was out of town, I obviously snooped around
his apartment, and the information.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
That I found I later used to nab him as
my husband.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
Oh okay, how did that work. That's a real mission accomplished.
Speaker 9 (55:19):
You know.
Speaker 12 (55:20):
I mean we're still married, so it definitely works.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
That's kind of fun. Yeah, I mean it's good to
get to do your research to get what you want exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
That's how I looked at it.
Speaker 14 (55:31):
And you know, I've never told him, obviously, I don't
know that I will, but he still thinks to this
day that we have a lot of things in common.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Laugh at Thank you very much for your dirty little secret. Well,
thank you, guys, I have a good one you too,
But what's
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Your dirty little secret?
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