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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now that I have your attention, would you let your
daughter or little sister go to another country with a
complete stranger who they've never met. It's the Jewbile Show,
and that apparently is the question that our little sister,
Victoria Ramirez Okay needs help with right now.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm staying Okay, that is the question.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I mean, it is the question, but Joe made it
sound so dramatic. It's like, not that big of a deal.
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Not that big of a deal. Okay, we'll explain your situation.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So I got back on the dating apps and I'm like, okay,
it's finally time. And one of my prompts on my
dating apps is that I want to go to Spain
this year, like I really do. Yeah, And so there
was this one guy and he the first thing he
messages me is like, let's go to Spain.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And so my first reaction was absolutely.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I thought he was joking, so I said absolutely, let's go.
But then after he's like, no, I'm very serious, like
are you available end of June mid July, like sometime
this summer.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So a random dude on them dating apps, have you
been out on a date with him yet.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, but we've talked a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Have you talked on the phone, like messaging to the
app like person to person? Well, so you no FaceTime?
Like nothing nobody. I mean, you don't know what his
mannerisms are. If he's real, what do you mean he's real?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
He's on the dating app?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
If people catfish all the time, we don't even know
if this is a real perk you've.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Been taking one scroll down the Netflix documentary page.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, that's a hairy So.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You haven't even talked to this guy in real life yet.
I mean you're and you're thinking about going to Spain
with him?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, the way he's been messaging me, I feel like
he's a real person. He's like you seem like someone
who's really cool and like we would get along and
we would want to go to Spain together.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I was like, oh my gosh, okay, So, like
attractive wise, is he a ten?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'd givehim like an eight, Like I'm not like super
attracted to him, But are you actually?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you actually thinking about going to Spain with a
stranger that you haven't even talked.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
To at it sounds kind of fun, Like I need
that energy in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Right now? Is he paying for you? And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
At first I thought he was, and then I was like,
I don't think he is, which is fine, but now
I'm very confused.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, then that defeats the purpose if he's not paying.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I mean, well, right, I did forget his name, so
I did just find out I rarely.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Know his name. And you're thinking about going to Spain
with him. When you put it like that, it sounds bad.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's just for the adventure guys, like it's for I
need that adventure vibe in my life totally.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Are you going to meet him? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I guess I had to meet him before I
go because I'd be kind of awkward.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Maybe, well, I think the whole thing would be awkward.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know if it would be really fun. I
could meet my future husband.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like, are you sure that you're gonna go? Or you're
debating going?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
He's I'm still text messaging him, but I need him
to respond to me because the last message I sent.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Him, so screw him. Though. Are you debating going? Yes?
You were You're in to go to a Spain with
a stranger? Yes, And I want to say yes. What
was the last thing that he said to you that I'd.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Be really cool and fun to go with, and he
thinks we would get along really well and that we'd
have a really good chemistry.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
And he got all this from your bio that's written
by a cohort of women.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Me being one of the cohorts.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, I mean there's so many people have been involved
in your bio, so he thinks you're super cool based.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Off of an entire group of personalities. I am super cool.
You are super cool. But what those messages to him?
I wrote? Also, Yeah, so what do you What do
you know about him? Well, I know that he's in
medical school. Nice. He one of his pictures is in
front of a plane, so I kind of assumed he
knows how to fly.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
But does not mean he knows how to fly, but
that I was how many pictures in front of pj's
you see, I mean people are getting PJS.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
I was on one, but I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So it's in medical school. What else? And he might
fly and he really likes to travel. He's like a
big advantage. Yeah, he has to go to Spain with
him when he doesn't even know you. When you put
all the facts out there, like this.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It sounds like a terrible idea, but in my head,
it still sounds like a fun, great idea, like a
fun like I just need a crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It could totally be an amazing adventure. You just got
to meet the guy first. More importantly, we got to
meet the guy first before we send you on a
plane to go hang out with somebody in Spain.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That could be interesting.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You don't even know this guy's last name, so we
can't even do like a deep dive on the internets.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, I guess I don't. Actually I know he's I
think I name. You know, he was my last name,
and he asked me to go to Spain. I think
he has less to lose than you. You know, you
have a whole life to lose. Yeah, oh, well that's
part of the adventure.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Have you told anybody else about this, like your family
or anything.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh No, I've been kind of waiting to tell my parents.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I mentioned it briefly slightly to like my little brother
because he does a lot of dumb things also, so I.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Was like, oh, this is my mo.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And he was like Victoria, even, I think that's a
dumb idea, Like why are you like now, like harshing
on my thing, like a don't tell mom and dad?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But what the heck? He's like, vitory that sounds.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Stupid, like you're gonna get You're gonna die, You're gonna
get traffick.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm not letting you go.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I was like, what do you mean You're not letting
me go? Like I'm gonna go, and he goes, well,
no you're not. So I kind of fought with him
back and forth, but I Don't'm not to tell my
mom and dad, So I'm really hoping he doesn't. But yeah,
don't need to.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Technically we should tell your mom and dad. That's a
great idea we should. Is your dad protective? Your mom protective?
I mean yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But like, what are they gonna do is say if
you said to them that you're hey, I met this
guy on the dating apps. I know three things about him,
barely know his name. That's one of the three things. Well,
and I want to go to Spain with him.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Immediately they would tell me no, But then I'd be like,
but dad, why well?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Text in four one oh six one?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What do you think Victoria should do should she go
to Spain with a complete stranger?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is he's not a complete stranger. Can you aw them? First?
I thought you should do it? See Brian and yes,
I didn't say yes. She said yes, yes, and that's
enough for you. Text Victoria do this or not? It's
another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Morning the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? It is Donk.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Did you think Donk?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah? Is this Giselle?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (06:29):
The sisters out?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh maybe I should like introduce myself. So my name
is Paul Donkler. But like everybody just calls me Donk
and I'm sorry, like I'm like ten minutes late for
the job interview, you know, but like you know, so anyway,
I'm calling about that.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Your friend Kara set it up. She like hooked it up.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
She was telling me that, like you're looking for a
human resources coordinator and like you know that I would
be good for the job. So I was like, well, yeah,
hell long, I'm like good at any job. So anyway,
what's up? Like what what? What's what are you hiring for?
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Okay, Okay, I like you said we were looking for
a uh an HR human resources person. Yeah, so just
tell me about a little bit of your qualifications and
your interest in the job. I think I'm just looking
more to kind of person you are at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, So like human resources is like right like in
my wheelhouse, you know what I mean? Because like I like,
I'm religious when it comes to fitness, Like I've been
a personal trainer, e anything else like that, So I
know a lot about the human body.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Okay, but not necessarily what we're looking for. Do you
have like interpersonal skills or any.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Other Yeah, adult has played like in quite a few
like intro personal sports and things like that, So yeah,
I got those skills.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Yeah, Donk, I don't think you know what interpersonal means.
It sounds like you're, you know, staying intramural, which is
definitely not right.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's like sports that you play like it in like
let's say you went to college or whatever, but you're
like not on like the college team that plays other colleges.
But it's like a good way to meet people and stuff,
like you play flag football or whatever.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Did you go to college?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
My outlook which is really like Donk is like a motivator,
you know what I'm saying. So, like if you have
any employees that are just like not able to meet
their fitness goals or not able to meet their work
goals or whatever, like Donk knows how to motivate.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
And like to think, yeah, I'm sorry yourself with third person, No,
I asked you a question.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why are you It's just you and off on the.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Phone, okay, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
There's all three people.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Right.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Third person means you are referring to yourself as if
you are not there.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, Donk is here, dude, and I want to be
there every day.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
You know, I am a woman.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
I am someone who's hiring you. This is a professional setting.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah, Donk is down though.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know also like I get the drop like that
you're a woman, like totally picking up while you're putting down.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
But like, I actually don't think you're picking up what
I'm putting down. I actually don't think continue having a
conversation with me.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
I don't think you're qualified at any sense to even
have a conversation beyond a fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, you know what might be helpful is like if
I texted you a pick right now.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
I would I would actually hate if you're texting me
a pick right now.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, I'm just gonna to send you a.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Picky if you send me a pick right now, I'm
going to lose it. I swear to God, I'm wondering
how you know Pierra, because now I'm starting to question
her because you are.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hey, Giselle, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your Frank Kira.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Set you up.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Oh my god, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
A job she said.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
She said that you're hiring for an HR position and
wanted you to interview the worst candidate ever.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Yeah, definitely, I think I need to call HR on
that person.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You wake up every morning with jebile phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. But it's time for Nina's.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What's trending So by now you may have heard of
Oliver Wincher. He's the guy that also is known as
the one that quit his job, uses four O one
K to buy a boat in sale to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Wait what that's six so cool?
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, his story has gone viral over the last week
or so and he's twenty nine years old. He's from
Oregon and the reason why is he was diagnosed with
something called clipple feel syndrome. Which could call cause paralysis.
So he's like, you know what, I'm gonna quit my job.
I'm gonna tap him by four one K. I'm gonna
take my cat and we're going to sail to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Wait, he already had a pretty good four oh one
k set up at twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, I guess so him as Cat Phoenix. They're just balling.
That's ambressled. The boat was fifty thousand dollars, so he
a small boat. Hey, but you don't need a big
boat out Hawaii. Two thousand dollars is a lot. Is
that not a lot for a sailboat?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Boats are?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Boats are expend I don't know. I don't buy boats
a saleboat. Saallboats are a little cheaper I think though,
than their boats. So yeah, it might not be too bad.
But yeah, boats are expensive. Man, they are expensive. But
this that's how much he paid for his. And he
did all the up keep himself and got it all
ready to go. So I'm telling you this story because
there's kind of a happy ending. So his plan was
to sail from Oregon all the way.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
To Oahu in Hawaii, and he did, and when he
got there, there was a whole group of people, cheering fans,
including Hawaii's governor, just cheering for him than his cat Phoenix.
They're just ready to welcome him and all all that
cool stuff is to be like you did it, bro,
good job. And now he plans to sail to French
Polynesian next, but he's got to repair his boat first.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
He's gonna do some stuff to his boat and then go.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I mean, at this point he could start to go
fund me and he'd get a yacht with the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, he's definitely gone quite viral, so it's kind of
It's kind of cool though.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You know, he's a yacht to French Polynesia with a
captain and a bunch of girls on it.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
There's no cat to be seen anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
All the girls holding the cat like, oh, we're here
for Phoenix will.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Don't you see how great life can be if you
make a purchase like a boat or a plane or.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Something like that. I tried. I spent all on a
plane with you. I spent trying to convince you will
to go have he's on a plane with me. It
hasn't worked yet.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I just wanting to see the fruits of our labor
could be the governor of Hawaii could meet us.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, cool to stop and fix up our plane before
we fly Somewhere's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
But Brad, you could probably wear them down just keeping.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, to be honest, I've been working on this for
like a decade at this point.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Speaking of vehicles, the slaw Dog won the Wieni five
hundred this week. Yes, the inaugural Weeni five hundred happened
at Minneapolis Motor Speedway and that was six Wiener mobiles
for the Oscar Mayer fleet hit it against each other,
which is pretty funny. The slaw Dog is the one
that passed the Shy Dog.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
To take over. It's really funny just to report on it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And they got a trophy and then a whole bunch
of hot dogs and buns.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Pretty cute. Sweet. I know I want to go to
that next year. Cheer on the slow Dog. Aren't they
official Oscar vehicles.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Or no they are they are no, no, no, they're
Oscar Meyer vehicles.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And the prize these employees got for driving this truck
was more Oscar Meyer.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Well, it was a good point. It was a trophy
that was full of Oscar mayern. Yeah, I thought it
was people making these guys wieners on Wieners on Wieners.
That's what they do there. So the Nation's Spelling Bee
is coming up to and do you guys know what
the most misspelled word is in the United States?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Auto monopia? No, actually, that's not even on the list.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Definitely nailed it is it is.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's so infury it is.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That's the number one most misspelled word, followed by separate
and necessary.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Separate. I thought that was a little easier than necessary.
That always gets me. Definitely always gets me. Yeah, I
always do. Finitely, Yeah, I say in my head, just
like b e a utiful.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh that's on the list too, dang, what about what else?
What about restaurant that kind of restaurant? Yeah, restaurants. Yeah, guarantee,
I'm out, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Guarantee you gets me.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Restaurants number ten, favorites, nine businesses eight, neighbor is seven,
gorgeous is six, three is five.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Believe his neighbor only gets me because I'm like, is
there one o? Or is there two?
Speaker 13 (15:06):
Or you don't think that's the normal?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What what gets you?
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Probably e? I? Yeah? I g h.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, there's like a saying where I was like sing
something something before E and youfore I it's the o's right.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Has nothing to do with the o's before except after
cell not awkward. Okay, that's trending. Anyone that thought there
are two o's a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
To catch a cheater is coming out right after this.
What's the Jubile Show? It's hits one of six point one.
Speaker 14 (15:35):
It's time to catch a Cheater?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Taylor is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years
named Matt might be messing around. So a little while,
we'll call him and see if we can catch him
if he is. But first, Taylor, sorry you have to
come on the show this way, But what's going on?
Why do you think match cheating?
Speaker 15 (15:55):
Okay? So I guess it's just like just gonna change
in our lives. Like a few months ago, he had
this opportunity to take a big project at work which
could lead to promotion, which is great and I'm excited
for him and all of that, but he's been putting
in more like office hours and like business trips that
weren't like before, and like other things, and again, I'm
(16:17):
so proud of him, and I'm here to support that.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But it's been more.
Speaker 15 (16:21):
Than I guess my brain was ready for, okay, and
then like recently, I guess, like the planted speed if
you will. He came home in the middle of the
day and I was supposed to be like out with
French with brunch and like running errand and he was
like really surprised when I came home, and it was
(16:42):
like awkward.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I liked that awkward tension that you caught him or
he could have been caught doing something kind of, but he.
Speaker 15 (16:48):
Was like home alone, but it was just like he
wasn't supposed to be there. So I was just like,
what the heck, you know? And then I was like, wow,
he smells a lot like perfume. Then it was like
that awkwardness with like this very pungent perfume, and I
did question about it. I was like, why do you
like in a woman as dramatic as that? And he
(17:10):
was like, there was a lady at the airport. She
had like a ton on and he told me I
was like overreacting.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And that was you know, excuse okay, I'm sorry, Do
you will do you ever leave here? Smelling like mirror
Victoria because.
Speaker 15 (17:22):
We know Perfume well, he was like the seats were
like so close together on the airplane and blah blah
blah blah, and they they sat together, and she's like,
I'm just pungent. I guess, but I don't know. It's
just like I don't know if I'm overreacting or what.
I feel like it does like need answers. It's just
like that little voice in my head that's like ding
(17:42):
ding ding astray here.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That excuse feels like a stretch. So aside from catching
him potentially in the act of something and hiding Perfume,
has he been acting different towards you?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I mean, I feel like his brain's been in other places.
Speaker 15 (17:57):
But again, I like put it in this like compartment
in my own brain of like he's taking on more
at work and you have a lot more to do
and don't be like a non supportive partner. I mean, like,
we've been together for three years, but we've only been
living together for six months.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, okay. Do you think that he could be spending
time with somebody in his new work group, like, are
you familiar with who it is exactly that.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
He's working with, well, like if it isn't somebody that
like he's traveling with, because like, m h, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's just like again, I.
Speaker 15 (18:29):
Had to have that like little jingle jingle of like
something's up here, and I don't want to be a
crazy person, but I'm also like at that place where
I'm like I need an answer.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Lot crazy, though, please don't give yourself that storyline. You're
not crazy because if you actually feel concerned whether it's
happening or not, it's valid.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Definitely not crazy. And you already told us what grocery store.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He's a rewards card membrat, So we'll play a song
come back, and then call him and do the usual
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that.
Every single month, we choose one random rewards membory who
gets a free gift from the store, and it's flowers
delivered to anybody that they want, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, okay, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater next,
it's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
The Jubile Show. Right in the middle of to Catch
a cheater and if you're just joining us. Taylor is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
three years named Matt might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Taylor or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Taylor, why
(19:35):
don't you break down your situation one more time for us.
Speaker 15 (19:38):
So Matt and I have been together for like three
years that only have been living together for like six months,
and he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he came home on the perfume.
And now I'm concerned, which.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Is a reasonable thing to be concerned about, especially since
he scided he thought or he blamed it on the
lady sitting next to him on the airplane.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound like that's a real story,
but we'll see if we.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Can catch him if he is cheating. Are you ready
for us to call him? Yeah, let's go for it. Okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbig.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Calling from So. I was looking for our rewards member
named Matt h.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Hi Matt, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with some great news. Congratulations,
you're this month's winner.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Okay, okay, cool?
Speaker 16 (20:41):
Well what did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer that we give you a free gift. So you're
this month's winner, and you've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Oh nice?
Speaker 16 (21:00):
Do I need to keep you an address?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, it's really simple how it works too. The first
thing that I would need would just be the first
and the last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 16 (21:13):
Okay, so you can send it to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And do you want to put anything on a card?
Speaker 16 (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, you can put just put I know I've
been gone a lot at work, lately. But I hope
this reminds you of how much I love you and
then but always.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
My love, always my love. That's sweet. Yes, I can
absolutely do that. Also, Matt, I feel the need to
tell you at this point, this is not a grocery store.
Speaker 17 (21:40):
M m.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
That's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, this is actually a radio show. It's called The
Jewbele Show.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hi, I'm Nina, I am Victoria.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And my name is Jewbell and we do a segment
on the show it's called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to and you're a
girl friend. Taylor is actually on the phone.
Speaker 18 (22:03):
Oh hi Taylor. Yeah, such an. I've just been in
my head about everything and oh my gosh, I'm so dumbed.
So you know, you've been like doing a lot with
like work and.
Speaker 15 (22:23):
Everything, and the other day when you like came home
early and like the perfume thing, and then I don't know,
I just my gears in my brain just kept turning,
and I just thought you were really shy.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I guess gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 16 (22:39):
Maybe I already told you, like what the perfume thing
was all about. Like the lady was sitting right next
to me, and she was just she got up a
couple of times to spray perfume. Why I don't know,
but it was just really strong.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I know.
Speaker 15 (22:52):
I just like the other day when you came home early,
it was just like weird and it just felt like
something was off.
Speaker 16 (22:58):
I guess, well, I can reassure you that, like nothing
like that is happening. I mean, I was a little
shocked when I got home, but that wasn't because like
I saw you there and there was something like devious
going on. It's just I didn't expect you to be there,
and I thought I was going to have a couple
hours to myself, just relaxing, nothing nothing going on, no noise,
(23:21):
no anything. And uh, I mean that's kind of hard
for me to explain it without sounding kind of like
a jerk, but like that's that's my honest reaction. And
like with the with the girl, the lady on the plane,
Like the part that I didn't tell you is that
like she like fell asleep on my shoulder. That's probably
why the scent got so intense. Like I was just money,
they owned business in my own world. And then she
(23:44):
she had gotten up stricter fume came down. I was like,
oh gosh, I think I coughed a little bit too,
because it was so strong.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I heard people spend on.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
An airplane and nobody's gonna not say anything. I think
people would be screaming about that.
Speaker 16 (23:54):
Like I think she went to the restroom, but I
don't know if she had. She was meeting soon afterwards,
I don't know, but she fell asleep on my older
So I was like, great, you know this smell is
probably going to linger on me, and sure enough, I guess.
But no, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you, Like
this isn't anything devious that I'm trying to do. Everything
is fine. I mean we've been a minute since we've
(24:17):
been into it together, but that's okay.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Like we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Tell her you're going to fix it. Tell her that's
what you want people.
Speaker 16 (24:27):
Yeah, Like, I love you and I want to be
with you forever, and I know we'll get through this
a little moment, okay.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
I'm just I'm so sorry.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
I am thinking that you would have cheated it on me,
and I never would have minded if like you wanted
to have the house to quiet to yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, Taylor, that's good news. He's not cheating.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Yeah, and I would also really like that adult time together.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
Absolutely, But hey, like, I'm at work right now, and
I promise you'd get back to what I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
But Babe, I love you and they'll see later.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Okay, okay, how are you.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
To take care?
Speaker 17 (25:02):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Thanks well, Taylor, that that's good. You know he's not cheating.
Speaker 18 (25:07):
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 15 (25:08):
Pay so much I am. I am so grateful that
I am not a crazy person. Reassurance and but also
thank you. I feel so much better.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, thank you very much, Thanks guys. Bye.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Hey Taylor, Taylor, Hello Taylor, she hung up. Producer Brad
was trying to get my attention while she was hanging up.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What what is it?
Speaker 13 (25:30):
There's someone on the line that has something to say
about this about the to Catch You Cheater? Yes, you said, okay,
it might be new information. Oh okay, hello Samantha.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Hi, Yes, I've been trying to call in this entire time. Okay,
what's that.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
That that sounds identical to know that that is my husband?
What that's that's my I'm like, I'm so confused, I'm shaking.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't know what's going on. I don't know why.
My husband's on the radio with you guys did with.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Yeah, and and he's saying he's married to to this woman.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
I don't understand that's my husband.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Your husband is Matt.
Speaker 12 (26:15):
That's my husband, Matt, Yes, yes, yeah, he said he's
in a relationship with the girl.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
I don't think he's my husband. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'm literally living together for six months. Are you sure
that's your husband?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
How would that happens?
Speaker 9 (26:31):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Does your husband travel for work? Also?
Speaker 17 (26:34):
Yes, but like I mean, he wouldn't do this, so,
like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
I just I'm shaking.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
I just I heard his voice, and I just I
don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't hold up. Let me try to call. I'm
gonna try to call Taylor back real quick.
Speaker 17 (26:49):
Okay, yeah, yeah, your call has been forwarded to an
automatic voice message system.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, you just want to voicemail. I mean, maybe she's
busy or whatever. But you're positive that's your husband?
Speaker 9 (27:12):
Yes, I mean I know exactly, especially because like at
first I.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Was like pretty positive, and then the more I kept listening,
it's him.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
It is map you the matter like every like everything.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, wild, will you we'll try to get I mean
we're out of time for now, but will you come
on with us tomorrow at the same time, and yeah,
we'll coordinate.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
With Taylor so you guys have what's going on.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
So you guys can talk the same yes, please, yes, okay,
all right, well we'll call we'll call Taylor tomorrow. We'll
make sure that we can get her on the phone
tomorrow and you can.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Talk to him.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, yeah, the Jewell shows to catch a cheat? Good morning?
Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Am I going to a tall chart at a large
black coffee?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Large black co Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 17 (28:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I mean a large? He means Aventi.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Venti is large, no vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
In fact, toll is large and bronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and
three languages.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Erica. What's up, Erica? How are you?
Speaker 19 (28:41):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Great? Thank you? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Yes? I am.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'm feeling pretty hype today.
Speaker 17 (28:49):
Ergo.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
So I'm gonna apollo it at at advance for crushing you,
I mean forty concert.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah, she's gonna be like, who's he forty?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and while google google who E forty is?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
While you're out there, please, Victoria is heading out of
the studio, and while she's leaving Erica, the game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 19 (29:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Here we go, Erica. Your time starts now. In which
city was the RMS Titanic built?
Speaker 9 (29:35):
I'm going to leave?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What does NASA stand for?
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Basic Health?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Which cheese piece can only move? What chess piece can
only move diagonally?
Speaker 19 (29:50):
I pad?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
What does the D stand for? In d Day who
wrote the novel Frankenstein. Oh no, okay, you got that.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled, Erica, here's a question for you. If
aliens landed and asked you to show them one thing
to explain humanity, what would you pick?
Speaker 19 (30:20):
Oh, if aliens landed, I would show them the sanky leg,
the leg.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And they'll be like, humanity is dope.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I like these guys, you just come down to it,
you know.
Speaker 15 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I wasn't expecting that, but they're like, at all, hello Earthling,
tell us about humans and you just start doing the
sky leg. All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Erica outright
to win.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Okay, yes, I'm thinking of like what I would show you?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
What would you show you? I think TikTok yeah, Oh
I don't do that to show them humanity.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I mean, if anything will make them want to leave,
he'll be like, yeah, man, never mind, we'll just leave
them be.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
They'll do it to themselves. We will just oh, okay,
the other.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
One mcdon's had snack wrap. I recently had one of
those for the first time, so good.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, yeah, all right, here we go, Victoria. Your time
starts now in which city was the RMS Titanic built? Uh? Atlanta?
What does NASA stand for? Oh, Brad No, Nasa, NASA.
(31:46):
I'm thinking it was the Navy. That's past. Which science?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I never never never never?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Keep going? Which chess piece can only move diagonically the bawn?
What does the D?
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Wait, wait, you going going and mourn D day? Yikes,
give me a second, I have it, Give me a second.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You know I have it at the time, and I
don't think you have it. I guess just spit out
anything with the D. I was waiting for a meltdown
with that question. What I can think of? Well, not
the only but wow.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer brad Any.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Victoria got zero correct and Erica got zero correct.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Erica guess, well, that means you went, congratulations, we're doing this.
Thank you, like right now, you did it. You beat Victoria.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
See totally you can be together, Victoria, and you got
little Wayne tickets just for playing. Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm so much taller than it.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Let's get the ANSWER's no Adena, Okay. The arms Titanic
was built in Belfast.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
The Titanic was built in Atlanta and Victoria. It didn't
even make it to New York.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
In the movie The Atlanta Yeah, they left Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
You should do that, Atlanta Elite. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's about the ship that sails out of Atlanta trying
to go to New York.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I didn't know there was landa just gross.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
NASA stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I knew that. You did not know that.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
The Bishop is the only chess piece that can move diagonally,
and the D and D day stands for day.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
What are you sirians?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
And then Mary Shelley wrote the novel Frankenstein. I'm so like,
what's the other D day Day? No, it's not that's
a joke.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Are you serious? What is day day? I don't know
what day day is.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
In the military use the term day like zero day
to start a mission, and D day is D day
day zero day.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I thought it was like death day.
Speaker 8 (34:25):
Google look it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Up, learn about it. Read something I am that's just wrong.
That was you said the Titanic came out of Atlanta.
Nobody that Hey, Erica, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Of course you guys have agree with your day.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We play you vers Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
If you think you have what it takes to be
somebody who thinks, hey, what.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
To play somebody? You're not beating anyone. This was This
was just a this was not that didn't happen.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
You can finish your thoughts though, But what were you
going to say to play somebody who thinks that the
Titanic see a lot of Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
We don't know that it didn't for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You're sure none of us were there at the time
to be fake news, you know, to.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Be fake news, fake the landing right there with you, Victoria.
Thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Easy to be, too easy to be.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
I think that's easy to beat, not based in reality.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Absolute idiot. I'm sorry. Phone bring happens every single song
round the twenties. Time for your phone break. Then right
after that isn't he is? What's training? It's the Jewels Show.
Speaker 14 (35:42):
First Day to follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Chloe. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Ryan, how long has it been
since you heard from Chloe?
Speaker 11 (36:00):
Hey man, it's been probably about a week, maybe a
little bit longer. Okay, I don't know. We went on
a date. Everything we were really really good. We ended
up like taking her dog, this little Pomeranian named Noodle,
to a dog friendly Yeah, I mean it was super chill,
(36:21):
like I mean, I thought everything went well, like I mean,
we were sipping on craft beers.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
I mean, we played like one of those giant Jinga.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Games, like we watched Noodle go over and like charm
everybody else that was hanging out of the brewery, Like,
I mean, it was great.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
What do you think happened?
Speaker 8 (36:36):
I mean, I don't know. I mean I thought she
was awesome.
Speaker 11 (36:39):
Like I mean she's just super short, man like witty
in a way that like really just kind of keeps
you on your toes, and like she loves dogs, like
really loves her dog.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
But I mean that's cool, Like she's got a big heart.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Like I mean, we even like shared a pretzel, and
I mean that's basically like a relationship milestone.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Is sharing a pretzel and then comes marriage.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
I guess, well, you know, because I've been on dates
where like it's all like small talk and just fake
laughs and stuff like that. But like when I was
hanging out with her, like it just felt different, like
like we were actually connecting with each other.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Like you could tell that she was into you too.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
I mean like it just felt like we had a connection,
like we were having like a really deep like conversation
and like, I don't know, it was just like the
best way to describe it, it was, with the risk
of sounding cliche, it's chemistry.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, that's not cliche at all. Chemistry is big. You
don't have that with everybody. So then what do you
think could have gone wrong though? Like was there a
moment where anything got awkward or did you guys do something?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
I mean there was like a moment where like Noodles
kind of like ran away, Like I mean, I swore
I had it, but like he kind of like whiggled
out of my out of his harness and then just
kind of bolted and it took like six of us
and like one like really athletic bartender to like catch it.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Wait, so like this is a big moment.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
She just kind of wiggled it out and like bolted,
you know, Like I mean, Chloe thought it was my father.
She like mighta screened, like you have one job, Ryan,
like in front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
But like, what can we ask you? How the date was?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
This is a big thing to talk about.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
Everything else about the day was awesome.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Okay, Well then how did a random bartender get involved
to help you get the dog?
Speaker 11 (38:27):
It's all the dog running and it was like a
dog friendly brewery and so he ran over to help.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Okay, that was nice. What did you do when the
dog got away? Did you try to get it too?
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Yeah? No, absolutely I tried to get it.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
How did she react after noodle came back? Was she fine?
Did she go back to normal? Or was she irritated?
Speaker 11 (38:45):
I mean she was a little irritated, but like not
in like a like a big way, like she wasn't
mad mad. H.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You probably should got noodle back, did you, guys, Kisse
or anything?
Speaker 8 (38:57):
No, we didn't.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Okay, we'll see we can help you all play a song,
come back, and then call her and get your first
day follow up, Next.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
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Speaker 1 (39:11):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up,
Ryan is on the phone and Ryan is getting ghosted
by Chloe. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But before we do that, Ryan,
why don't you kind of recap your situation for us.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
Yeah, so I went on a date with Chloe and
her Pomeranian Noodle and we had a good time. I
did lose Noodle for a brief moment, but we got
back and yeah, I don't know everything else about the
date went really really well and we vibed and we
had a really good time.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
And so like, I just want to see why she's
not calling me back.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
And the reason you think you might be getting ghosted
is because you did lose her Pomeranian for a minute, the.
Speaker 11 (39:49):
Only possible reason I could think of, because everything else
went so well.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
All right, cool? Are you ready for us to call her?
I am okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Hi, I'm I speak to Chloe. Please. This is hurt Hey, Chloe,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Hi, Chloe, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria. This is a radio show called the Jebel Show.
Have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 9 (40:26):
I have, I just didn't know you guys actually called people.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
This is yes, We're help everybody.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've seen some clips on TikTok,
but I just didn't think. I was just not expecting
to hear radio this morning.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Well we weren't expecting to talk to you today, Chloe,
but now we are. It's great.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Look at that. It's in the world. Cool, Chloe. We're
calling you because we do a segment on our show.
It's called the First Day follow Up. It's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and they
end up ghosting you, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and see why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you from a dude
named Ryan.
Speaker 9 (41:00):
Mmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, and Ryan told us about your date. He thought
that you guys hit it off. He said that everything
was great, that you were amazing. Your dog Noodle was awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Are you ghosting him on purpose?
Speaker 9 (41:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Telling why, Well, she's.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
A nice guy, but I just can't date someone who
is completely irresponsible with my child.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, well you have a kid.
Speaker 9 (41:31):
My dog. My dog Noodle is my child.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
I didn't lose him on purpose. Like he's a tiny
dog with the speed of a greyhound. Like I didn't
intentionally lose noodles, Chloe.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
That's Ryan. He's actually on the phone and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 9 (41:46):
I think, yes, you did drop the leash, Ryan, You
just dropped it.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
I mean technically he wiggled out of the harness, but yes,
I mean my hands were ones involved.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Then they were laughing about it. You were just laughing
while we were chasing him.
Speaker 11 (42:05):
I mean it was kind of funny, like the bartender
dove at him like he was like in the Olympics
or something like that. Like, I mean, it was it
was something none of a stick bomb. There was a
busy road right there. I mean, he's a little dog.
Drivers can't see him. I mean, he knows much to
go on the street. But if people are chasing him,
he scared.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
I mean it's a serious thing. The point is that
you were careless, and I mean I don't I can't
trust you with Noodles, So how can I trust you?
Speaker 11 (42:34):
But he's fine and we got him back and he's
not hurt, and like he even got like free treats
from the staff and stuff like that. Like Noodles seemed
like he was having a good time.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
I mean, it doesn't matter if Noodle's having a good
time before I get hit by a car. I just
I can't. I see that dog has been with me
for the last ten years. I can't have someone who
just dropped his leash and thinks it's okay in a
busy I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
It's just I get how terrifying that moment is, especially Chloe,
Like you know, you're terrified for for Noodle in the moment,
But stuff like that happens, and it sucks, it's not awesome,
But Noodle is okay. And I mean it sounds like
there's a little bit of remorse there, like you feel
bad that you drop the leash? Right, yeah, absolutely, see
(43:24):
Ryan does feel bad, So it's like that's probably something
he's not going to do again. Is this something that
you're really going to hold against.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Him, Chloe?
Speaker 9 (43:30):
Yeah, I am going to hold him accountable for this.
I had to take middle to therapy because of this instead.
Speaker 8 (43:36):
Wait wait wait you took your dog to therapy?
Speaker 9 (43:40):
Yes, yes, he goes to mediums and he goes. Well,
she's never had to go to a therapist before, but
now he is because of you, Ryan, Because of you.
Oh okay, and pet insurance not not cover therapy. I
should really be sending you the bill.
Speaker 11 (43:54):
Actually, yeah, because pet insurance probably doesn't see it as
a necessary meant for a dog.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Oh how can dare you?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
How scare you?
Speaker 9 (44:06):
Ran?
Speaker 11 (44:07):
I'm sorry, guys when when I had you guys call
her like, I had no idea that that it was
it was like this.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That you scarred a dog for life.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Sure that that's that's what we'll go with.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (44:20):
Uh, Diane, At this point, I think the only appropriate
thing would be for you to apologize to Noodle. That
would go a long way to repair kind of my
betrayed trust.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
Okay, so because I just want to clarify. So because
I dropped a leash, you want me to apologize to
your dog that you put into therapy because I traumatized
him by dropping his lead.
Speaker 9 (44:53):
Dropped a leash and laughed while chasing him, like laughed
during it.
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Yeah, does Noodles have any like group therapy sessions?
Speaker 8 (45:02):
I could maybe like come in.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Like you would you like to go on another date
with Ryan? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9 (45:10):
You'll pay for it?
Speaker 12 (45:11):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (45:12):
No, there there will not be a second date with Ryan.
Would you guys be willing to take that same money
and give it to me for Noodle's therapy? Because Ryan
seems like a dead beat.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
You know what. It was reserved for people who go
out on a date. So I really can't do that.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
But maybe Ryan can find it in his heart to
send you some cash.
Speaker 11 (45:35):
Yeah, sure, checks in the mail. Tell Noodle I apologize
and make sure that you put them aside for his
trust fund.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Okay, you will first.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Date, follow up, give us three minutes, and we'll give
you everything you need to know for the day with
Nina's What's trending?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Did you take advantage of the three day weekend to
get away a little bit, maaybee, giving you a little
taste of vacation. Well, science has stepped in and is
let it us know the perfect amount of days that
you need to have the perfect vacation. It's eleven days
and three hours from home.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Bro, who is trying to take eleven days off? That's more.
That's more vacation. That's more than the vacation days I
do have, says the girl who.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Has taken, over the course of a year at least
thirty days off.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
There's stupid concerts. It's not stupid. They're fun first off.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
And there's not eleven days at a time.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
I don't know why you're getting mad though. That's just
like the perfect amount. And if you aren't taking yet,
that's all right. You can aspire to have eleven days.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
In a row. I like the three hours from home part.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Three hours from home and it costs eight eight hundred
dollars per person.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Who has that much money to spend? That's a lot.
It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
Wait, why are you spending It's only eleven days?
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Like everybody's perfect vacation? Is there a thousand books? I mean,
you stay at the right hotel, you need to do.
But like, who has the money to do that? It's
easy to rack that much money up.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
But well, if you say your money and you save
all your days, you can have eleven days.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
In a row dollars and go just three hours from home. No,
that's sad. What ten grand? Three hours from ten grand?
I'm in Europe.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, evere hours from home. Yeah, eleven days, I'm in Europe.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Right, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
But to each their own thanks to science, that's what
it is. This is something that we can be proud of.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
It dismade that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
You just look at the economy, stand their last there's
somebody else that was working in their lab pretty hard.
Because it's something that US Americans can be proud of,
and that is that we swear the most out of
any country in the entire world. We swear the most
good job. A recent study good Shot, says that around
(47:54):
one in every three thousand words on an American website
is a swear word. UK ranks second at around one
in every forty two hundred, and then of course when
we're speaking we say more.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
So.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
This is somebody that went through three hundred and forty
thousand sites and found that we are the worst.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Sometimes we were the best. I mean angry people.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Someone had too much time on chat gipt. They didn't
actually go through thousand.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, man, I don't know. Sorry, I would have thought
it been in the UK. Me too. They have dirty
back like the English person. I know, they swear like crazy.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Actually they do say people that swear the most are
the most intelligent, so I'm cool with that.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
But who did they base this on, Because a lot
of people in the UK don't consider some of the
words they say as swear words. So if an American
did this, it was an Australian. The researchers were Australian.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Well then how do you know what's a swear word?
What's not a swear word?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Like I feel like also people think swear.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Words like a different area in different places, mean you know,
swear words hit different.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Well, if they're doing the research and calling themselves doing
like researchers, then they should know, right, I.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Mean not really No, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 5 (49:02):
Not Like Victoria, trivia is a bad word for her, Hey.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Me today, Well you got her too? What's your social again, Victoria?
It's Victoria Rameiraz there you go, that's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Your first day follow up is coming up right after this.
It's a jewel show, Jewbles, Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yes
I do, Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
I live in a nice neighborhood and I have this
next door neighbor, this female next door neighbor who is
like extremely hot. One day, just kind of out of nowhere,
I happened to be at a window that was facing
her house and I saw her in the window facing me,
(49:55):
and she was undressing, okay, and so she didn't see me,
and so I, you know, I'm I'm a male. I
was watching her and having a nice little show. And
this went on for a while. This went on for
a while, and then one time when she was doing it,
she just looked straight at me, so she knew I
(50:17):
was watching her, and that freaked me out for a second.
But then she like continued and was like putting on
a little show for me, okay.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
And so I was like, okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
And so, you know, I was enjoying the show.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
And this goes on for a while, and uh and
in one time when I'm watching, you know, when we're
having her a little show. I noticed that her she's married,
and I noticed that her husband comes in, and so
I kind of duck out of the way a little
bit so I can't be seen by him. And uh,
and they start kind of, you know, putting on a
(50:57):
little show with each other. And then it point I.
Speaker 8 (51:01):
See the husband look over at me.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Sure you know, so he knows what's going on.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Okay, and so he So he and a wife were
putting on this show you know for me. Okay, Uh so, okay,
well that was nice. And the thing is, you know,
we see each other as neighbors. We don't talk about it.
It's just like something that it as far as when
we were out in the open, you know.
Speaker 8 (51:30):
It's not happening.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
But then my dirty little secret is that about once
a week, I'll hear something at the window and uh,
you know, like.
Speaker 8 (51:41):
Clockwork once a week. Uh, these these two put on
a little show for.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Me and nobody knows but you. And then.
Speaker 8 (51:52):
We see each other outside.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
Of that and we just you know, it's like it
doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
They don't put a tip jar outside with Tom on
peeping Tom chips from
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
all right bye, what's your dirty little secret.
Now that I have your attention, would you let your
daughter or little sister go to another country with a
complete stranger who they've never met. It's the Jewbile Show,
and that apparently is the question that our little sister,
Victoria Ramirez Okay needs help with right now.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm staying Okay, that is the question.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I mean, it is the question, but Joe made it
sound so dramatic. It's like, not that big of a deal.
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Not that big of a deal. Okay, we'll explain your situation.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So I got back on the dating apps and I'm like, okay,
it's finally time. And one of my prompts on my
dating apps is that I want to go to Spain
this year, like I really do. Yeah, And so there
was this one guy and he the first thing he
messages me is like, let's go to Spain.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And so my first reaction was absolutely.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I thought he was joking, so I said absolutely, let's go.
But then after he's like, no, I'm very serious, like
are you available end of June mid July, like sometime
this summer.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So a random dude on them dating apps, have you
been out on a date with him yet.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, but we've talked a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Have you talked on the phone, like messaging to the
app like person to person? Well, so you no FaceTime?
Like nothing nobody. I mean, you don't know what his
mannerisms are. If he's real, what do you mean he's real?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
He's on the dating app?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
If people catfish all the time, we don't even know
if this is a real perk you've.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Been taking one scroll down the Netflix documentary page.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, that's a hairy So.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You haven't even talked to this guy in real life yet.
I mean you're and you're thinking about going to Spain
with him?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, the way he's been messaging me, I feel like
he's a real person. He's like you seem like someone
who's really cool and like we would get along and
we would want to go to Spain together.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I was like, oh my gosh, okay, So, like
attractive wise, is he a ten?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'd givehim like an eight, Like I'm not like super
attracted to him, But are you actually?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you actually thinking about going to Spain with a
stranger that you haven't even talked.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
To at it sounds kind of fun, Like I need
that energy in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Right now? Is he paying for you? And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
At first I thought he was, and then I was like,
I don't think he is, which is fine, but now
I'm very confused.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, then that defeats the purpose if he's not paying.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I mean, well, right, I did forget his name, so
I did just find out I rarely.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Know his name. And you're thinking about going to Spain
with him. When you put it like that, it sounds bad.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's just for the adventure guys, like it's for I
need that adventure vibe in my life totally.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Are you going to meet him? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I guess I had to meet him before I
go because I'd be kind of awkward.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Maybe, well, I think the whole thing would be awkward.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know if it would be really fun. I
could meet my future husband.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like, are you sure that you're gonna go? Or you're
debating going?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
He's I'm still text messaging him, but I need him
to respond to me because the last message I sent.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Him, so screw him. Though. Are you debating going? Yes?
You were You're in to go to a Spain with
a stranger? Yes, And I want to say yes. What
was the last thing that he said to you that I'd.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Be really cool and fun to go with, and he
thinks we would get along really well and that we'd
have a really good chemistry.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
And he got all this from your bio that's written
by a cohort of women.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Me being one of the cohorts.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, I mean there's so many people have been involved
in your bio, so he thinks you're super cool based.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Off of an entire group of personalities. I am super cool.
You are super cool. But what those messages to him?
I wrote? Also, Yeah, so what do you What do
you know about him? Well, I know that he's in
medical school. Nice. He one of his pictures is in
front of a plane, so I kind of assumed he
knows how to fly.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
But does not mean he knows how to fly, but
that I was how many pictures in front of pj's
you see, I mean people are getting PJS.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
I was on one, but I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So it's in medical school. What else? And he might
fly and he really likes to travel. He's like a
big advantage. Yeah, he has to go to Spain with
him when he doesn't even know you. When you put
all the facts out there, like this.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It sounds like a terrible idea, but in my head,
it still sounds like a fun, great idea, like a
fun like I just need a crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It could totally be an amazing adventure. You just got
to meet the guy first. More importantly, we got to
meet the guy first before we send you on a
plane to go hang out with somebody in Spain.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That could be interesting.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You don't even know this guy's last name, so we
can't even do like a deep dive on the internets.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, I guess I don't. Actually I know he's I
think I name. You know, he was my last name,
and he asked me to go to Spain. I think
he has less to lose than you. You know, you
have a whole life to lose. Yeah, oh, well that's
part of the adventure.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Have you told anybody else about this, like your family
or anything.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh No, I've been kind of waiting to tell my parents.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I mentioned it briefly slightly to like my little brother
because he does a lot of dumb things also, so I.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Was like, oh, this is my mo.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And he was like Victoria, even, I think that's a
dumb idea, Like why are you like now, like harshing
on my thing, like a don't tell mom and dad?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But what the heck? He's like, vitory that sounds.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Stupid, like you're gonna get You're gonna die, You're gonna
get traffick.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm not letting you go.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I was like, what do you mean You're not letting
me go? Like I'm gonna go, and he goes, well,
no you're not. So I kind of fought with him
back and forth, but I Don't'm not to tell my
mom and dad, So I'm really hoping he doesn't. But yeah,
don't need to.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Technically we should tell your mom and dad. That's a
great idea we should. Is your dad protective? Your mom protective?
I mean yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But like, what are they gonna do is say if
you said to them that you're hey, I met this
guy on the dating apps. I know three things about him,
barely know his name. That's one of the three things. Well,
and I want to go to Spain with him.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Immediately they would tell me no, But then I'd be like,
but dad, why well?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Text in four one oh six one?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What do you think Victoria should do should she go
to Spain with a complete stranger?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is he's not a complete stranger. Can you aw them? First?
I thought you should do it? See Brian and yes,
I didn't say yes. She said yes, yes, and that's
enough for you. Text Victoria do this or not? It's
another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Morning the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? It is Donk.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Did you think Donk?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah? Is this Giselle?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (06:29):
The sisters out?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh maybe I should like introduce myself. So my name
is Paul Donkler. But like everybody just calls me Donk
and I'm sorry, like I'm like ten minutes late for
the job interview, you know, but like you know, so anyway,
I'm calling about that.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Your friend Kara set it up. She like hooked it up.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
She was telling me that, like you're looking for a
human resources coordinator and like you know that I would
be good for the job. So I was like, well, yeah,
hell long, I'm like good at any job. So anyway,
what's up? Like what what? What's what are you hiring for?
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Okay, Okay, I like you said we were looking for
a uh an HR human resources person. Yeah, so just
tell me about a little bit of your qualifications and
your interest in the job. I think I'm just looking
more to kind of person you are at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, So like human resources is like right like in
my wheelhouse, you know what I mean? Because like I like,
I'm religious when it comes to fitness, Like I've been
a personal trainer, e anything else like that, So I
know a lot about the human body.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Okay, but not necessarily what we're looking for. Do you
have like interpersonal skills or any.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Other Yeah, adult has played like in quite a few
like intro personal sports and things like that, So yeah,
I got those skills.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Yeah, Donk, I don't think you know what interpersonal means.
It sounds like you're, you know, staying intramural, which is
definitely not right.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's like sports that you play like it in like
let's say you went to college or whatever, but you're
like not on like the college team that plays other colleges.
But it's like a good way to meet people and stuff,
like you play flag football or whatever.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Did you go to college?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
My outlook which is really like Donk is like a motivator,
you know what I'm saying. So, like if you have
any employees that are just like not able to meet
their fitness goals or not able to meet their work
goals or whatever, like Donk knows how to motivate.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
And like to think, yeah, I'm sorry yourself with third person, No,
I asked you a question.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why are you It's just you and off on the.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Phone, okay, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
There's all three people.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Right.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Third person means you are referring to yourself as if
you are not there.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, Donk is here, dude, and I want to be
there every day.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
You know, I am a woman.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
I am someone who's hiring you. This is a professional setting.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah, Donk is down though.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know also like I get the drop like that
you're a woman, like totally picking up while you're putting down.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
But like, I actually don't think you're picking up what
I'm putting down. I actually don't think continue having a
conversation with me.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
I don't think you're qualified at any sense to even
have a conversation beyond a fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, you know what might be helpful is like if
I texted you a pick right now.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
I would I would actually hate if you're texting me
a pick right now.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, I'm just gonna to send you a.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Picky if you send me a pick right now, I'm
going to lose it. I swear to God, I'm wondering
how you know Pierra, because now I'm starting to question
her because you are.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hey, Giselle, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your Frank Kira.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Set you up.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Oh my god, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
A job she said.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
She said that you're hiring for an HR position and
wanted you to interview the worst candidate ever.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Yeah, definitely, I think I need to call HR on
that person.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You wake up every morning with jebile phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. But it's time for Nina's.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What's trending So by now you may have heard of
Oliver Wincher. He's the guy that also is known as
the one that quit his job, uses four O one
K to buy a boat in sale to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Wait what that's six so cool?
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, his story has gone viral over the last week
or so and he's twenty nine years old. He's from
Oregon and the reason why is he was diagnosed with
something called clipple feel syndrome. Which could call cause paralysis.
So he's like, you know what, I'm gonna quit my job.
I'm gonna tap him by four one K. I'm gonna
take my cat and we're going to sail to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Wait, he already had a pretty good four oh one
k set up at twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, I guess so him as Cat Phoenix. They're just balling.
That's ambressled. The boat was fifty thousand dollars, so he
a small boat. Hey, but you don't need a big
boat out Hawaii. Two thousand dollars is a lot. Is
that not a lot for a sailboat?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Boats are?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Boats are expend I don't know. I don't buy boats
a saleboat. Saallboats are a little cheaper I think though,
than their boats. So yeah, it might not be too bad.
But yeah, boats are expensive. Man, they are expensive. But
this that's how much he paid for his. And he
did all the up keep himself and got it all
ready to go. So I'm telling you this story because
there's kind of a happy ending. So his plan was
to sail from Oregon all the way.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
To Oahu in Hawaii, and he did, and when he
got there, there was a whole group of people, cheering fans,
including Hawaii's governor, just cheering for him than his cat Phoenix.
They're just ready to welcome him and all all that
cool stuff is to be like you did it, bro,
good job. And now he plans to sail to French
Polynesian next, but he's got to repair his boat first.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
He's gonna do some stuff to his boat and then go.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I mean, at this point he could start to go
fund me and he'd get a yacht with the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, he's definitely gone quite viral, so it's kind of
It's kind of cool though.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You know, he's a yacht to French Polynesia with a
captain and a bunch of girls on it.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
There's no cat to be seen anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
All the girls holding the cat like, oh, we're here
for Phoenix will.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Don't you see how great life can be if you
make a purchase like a boat or a plane or.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Something like that. I tried. I spent all on a
plane with you. I spent trying to convince you will
to go have he's on a plane with me. It
hasn't worked yet.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I just wanting to see the fruits of our labor
could be the governor of Hawaii could meet us.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, cool to stop and fix up our plane before
we fly Somewhere's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
But Brad, you could probably wear them down just keeping.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, to be honest, I've been working on this for
like a decade at this point.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Speaking of vehicles, the slaw Dog won the Wieni five
hundred this week. Yes, the inaugural Weeni five hundred happened
at Minneapolis Motor Speedway and that was six Wiener mobiles
for the Oscar Mayer fleet hit it against each other,
which is pretty funny. The slaw Dog is the one
that passed the Shy Dog.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
To take over. It's really funny just to report on it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And they got a trophy and then a whole bunch
of hot dogs and buns.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Pretty cute. Sweet. I know I want to go to
that next year. Cheer on the slow Dog. Aren't they
official Oscar vehicles.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Or no they are they are no, no, no, they're
Oscar Meyer vehicles.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And the prize these employees got for driving this truck
was more Oscar Meyer.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Well, it was a good point. It was a trophy
that was full of Oscar mayern. Yeah, I thought it
was people making these guys wieners on Wieners on Wieners.
That's what they do there. So the Nation's Spelling Bee
is coming up to and do you guys know what
the most misspelled word is in the United States?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Auto monopia? No, actually, that's not even on the list.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Definitely nailed it is it is.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's so infury it is.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That's the number one most misspelled word, followed by separate
and necessary.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Separate. I thought that was a little easier than necessary.
That always gets me. Definitely always gets me. Yeah, I
always do. Finitely, Yeah, I say in my head, just
like b e a utiful.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh that's on the list too, dang, what about what else?
What about restaurant that kind of restaurant? Yeah, restaurants. Yeah, guarantee,
I'm out, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Guarantee you gets me.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Restaurants number ten, favorites, nine businesses eight, neighbor is seven,
gorgeous is six, three is five.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Believe his neighbor only gets me because I'm like, is
there one o? Or is there two?
Speaker 13 (15:06):
Or you don't think that's the normal?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What what gets you?
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Probably e? I? Yeah? I g h.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, there's like a saying where I was like sing
something something before E and youfore I it's the o's right.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Has nothing to do with the o's before except after
cell not awkward. Okay, that's trending. Anyone that thought there
are two o's a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
To catch a cheater is coming out right after this.
What's the Jubile Show? It's hits one of six point one.
Speaker 14 (15:35):
It's time to catch a Cheater?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Taylor is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years
named Matt might be messing around. So a little while,
we'll call him and see if we can catch him
if he is. But first, Taylor, sorry you have to
come on the show this way, But what's going on?
Why do you think match cheating?
Speaker 15 (15:55):
Okay? So I guess it's just like just gonna change
in our lives. Like a few months ago, he had
this opportunity to take a big project at work which
could lead to promotion, which is great and I'm excited
for him and all of that, but he's been putting
in more like office hours and like business trips that
weren't like before, and like other things, and again, I'm
(16:17):
so proud of him, and I'm here to support that.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But it's been more.
Speaker 15 (16:21):
Than I guess my brain was ready for, okay, and
then like recently, I guess, like the planted speed if
you will. He came home in the middle of the
day and I was supposed to be like out with
French with brunch and like running errand and he was
like really surprised when I came home, and it was
(16:42):
like awkward.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I liked that awkward tension that you caught him or
he could have been caught doing something kind of, but he.
Speaker 15 (16:48):
Was like home alone, but it was just like he
wasn't supposed to be there. So I was just like,
what the heck, you know? And then I was like, wow,
he smells a lot like perfume. Then it was like
that awkwardness with like this very pungent perfume, and I
did question about it. I was like, why do you
like in a woman as dramatic as that? And he
(17:10):
was like, there was a lady at the airport. She
had like a ton on and he told me I
was like overreacting.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And that was you know, excuse okay, I'm sorry, Do
you will do you ever leave here? Smelling like mirror
Victoria because.
Speaker 15 (17:22):
We know Perfume well, he was like the seats were
like so close together on the airplane and blah blah
blah blah, and they they sat together, and she's like,
I'm just pungent. I guess, but I don't know. It's
just like I don't know if I'm overreacting or what.
I feel like it does like need answers. It's just
like that little voice in my head that's like ding
(17:42):
ding ding astray here.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That excuse feels like a stretch. So aside from catching
him potentially in the act of something and hiding Perfume,
has he been acting different towards you?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I mean, I feel like his brain's been in other places.
Speaker 15 (17:57):
But again, I like put it in this like compartment
in my own brain of like he's taking on more
at work and you have a lot more to do
and don't be like a non supportive partner. I mean, like,
we've been together for three years, but we've only been
living together for six months.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, okay. Do you think that he could be spending
time with somebody in his new work group, like, are
you familiar with who it is exactly that.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
He's working with, well, like if it isn't somebody that
like he's traveling with, because like, m h, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's just like again, I.
Speaker 15 (18:29):
Had to have that like little jingle jingle of like
something's up here, and I don't want to be a
crazy person, but I'm also like at that place where
I'm like I need an answer.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Lot crazy, though, please don't give yourself that storyline. You're
not crazy because if you actually feel concerned whether it's
happening or not, it's valid.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Definitely not crazy. And you already told us what grocery store.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He's a rewards card membrat, So we'll play a song
come back, and then call him and do the usual
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that.
Every single month, we choose one random rewards membory who
gets a free gift from the store, and it's flowers
delivered to anybody that they want, and we'll see if
he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, okay, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater next,
it's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
The Jubile Show. Right in the middle of to Catch
a cheater and if you're just joining us. Taylor is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
three years named Matt might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Taylor or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Taylor, why
(19:35):
don't you break down your situation one more time for us.
Speaker 15 (19:38):
So Matt and I have been together for like three
years that only have been living together for like six months,
and he recently got a job promotion that has had
him travel a lot, and he came home on the perfume.
And now I'm concerned, which.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Is a reasonable thing to be concerned about, especially since
he scided he thought or he blamed it on the
lady sitting next to him on the airplane.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound like that's a real story,
but we'll see if we.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Can catch him if he is cheating. Are you ready
for us to call him? Yeah, let's go for it. Okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbig.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Calling from So. I was looking for our rewards member
named Matt h.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Hi Matt, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with some great news. Congratulations,
you're this month's winner.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Okay, okay, cool?
Speaker 16 (20:41):
Well what did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer that we give you a free gift. So you're
this month's winner, and you've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Oh nice?
Speaker 16 (21:00):
Do I need to keep you an address?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, it's really simple how it works too. The first
thing that I would need would just be the first
and the last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 16 (21:13):
Okay, so you can send it to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And do you want to put anything on a card?
Speaker 16 (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, you can put just put I know I've
been gone a lot at work, lately. But I hope
this reminds you of how much I love you and
then but always.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
My love, always my love. That's sweet. Yes, I can
absolutely do that. Also, Matt, I feel the need to
tell you at this point, this is not a grocery store.
Speaker 17 (21:40):
M m.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
That's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, this is actually a radio show. It's called The
Jewbele Show.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hi, I'm Nina, I am Victoria.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And my name is Jewbell and we do a segment
on the show it's called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to and you're a
girl friend. Taylor is actually on the phone.
Speaker 18 (22:03):
Oh hi Taylor. Yeah, such an. I've just been in
my head about everything and oh my gosh, I'm so dumbed.
So you know, you've been like doing a lot with
like work and.
Speaker 15 (22:23):
Everything, and the other day when you like came home
early and like the perfume thing, and then I don't know,
I just my gears in my brain just kept turning,
and I just thought you were really shy.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I guess gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 16 (22:39):
Maybe I already told you, like what the perfume thing
was all about. Like the lady was sitting right next
to me, and she was just she got up a
couple of times to spray perfume. Why I don't know,
but it was just really strong.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I know.
Speaker 15 (22:52):
I just like the other day when you came home early,
it was just like weird and it just felt like
something was off.
Speaker 16 (22:58):
I guess, well, I can reassure you that, like nothing
like that is happening. I mean, I was a little
shocked when I got home, but that wasn't because like
I saw you there and there was something like devious
going on. It's just I didn't expect you to be there,
and I thought I was going to have a couple
hours to myself, just relaxing, nothing nothing going on, no noise,
(23:21):
no anything. And uh, I mean that's kind of hard
for me to explain it without sounding kind of like
a jerk, but like that's that's my honest reaction. And
like with the with the girl, the lady on the plane,
Like the part that I didn't tell you is that
like she like fell asleep on my shoulder. That's probably
why the scent got so intense. Like I was just money,
they owned business in my own world. And then she
(23:44):
she had gotten up stricter fume came down. I was like,
oh gosh, I think I coughed a little bit too,
because it was so strong.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I heard people spend on.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
An airplane and nobody's gonna not say anything. I think
people would be screaming about that.
Speaker 16 (23:54):
Like I think she went to the restroom, but I
don't know if she had. She was meeting soon afterwards,
I don't know, but she fell asleep on my older
So I was like, great, you know this smell is
probably going to linger on me, and sure enough, I guess.
But no, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you, Like
this isn't anything devious that I'm trying to do. Everything
is fine. I mean we've been a minute since we've
(24:17):
been into it together, but that's okay.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Like we'll get there.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Tell her you're going to fix it. Tell her that's
what you want people.
Speaker 16 (24:27):
Yeah, Like, I love you and I want to be
with you forever, and I know we'll get through this
a little moment, okay.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
I'm just I'm so sorry.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
I am thinking that you would have cheated it on me,
and I never would have minded if like you wanted
to have the house to quiet to yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, Taylor, that's good news. He's not cheating.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Yeah, and I would also really like that adult time together.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
Absolutely, But hey, like, I'm at work right now, and
I promise you'd get back to what I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
But Babe, I love you and they'll see later.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Okay, okay, how are you.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
To take care?
Speaker 17 (25:02):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Thanks well, Taylor, that that's good. You know he's not cheating.
Speaker 18 (25:07):
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 15 (25:08):
Pay so much I am. I am so grateful that
I am not a crazy person. Reassurance and but also
thank you. I feel so much better.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, thank you very much, Thanks guys. Bye.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Hey Taylor, Taylor, Hello Taylor, she hung up. Producer Brad
was trying to get my attention while she was hanging up.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What what is it?
Speaker 13 (25:30):
There's someone on the line that has something to say
about this about the to Catch You Cheater? Yes, you said, okay,
it might be new information. Oh okay, hello Samantha.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Hi, Yes, I've been trying to call in this entire time. Okay,
what's that.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
That that sounds identical to know that that is my husband?
What that's that's my I'm like, I'm so confused, I'm shaking.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't know what's going on. I don't know why.
My husband's on the radio with you guys did with.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Yeah, and and he's saying he's married to to this woman.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
I don't understand that's my husband.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Your husband is Matt.
Speaker 12 (26:15):
That's my husband, Matt, Yes, yes, yeah, he said he's
in a relationship with the girl.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
I don't think he's my husband. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'm literally living together for six months. Are you sure
that's your husband?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
How would that happens?
Speaker 9 (26:31):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Does your husband travel for work? Also?
Speaker 17 (26:34):
Yes, but like I mean, he wouldn't do this, so,
like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
I just I'm shaking.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
I just I heard his voice, and I just I
don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't hold up. Let me try to call. I'm
gonna try to call Taylor back real quick.
Speaker 17 (26:49):
Okay, yeah, yeah, your call has been forwarded to an
automatic voice message system.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, you just want to voicemail. I mean, maybe she's
busy or whatever. But you're positive that's your husband?
Speaker 9 (27:12):
Yes, I mean I know exactly, especially because like at
first I.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Was like pretty positive, and then the more I kept listening,
it's him.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
It is map you the matter like every like everything.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, wild, will you we'll try to get I mean
we're out of time for now, but will you come
on with us tomorrow at the same time, and yeah,
we'll coordinate.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
With Taylor so you guys have what's going on.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
So you guys can talk the same yes, please, yes, okay,
all right, well we'll call we'll call Taylor tomorrow. We'll
make sure that we can get her on the phone
tomorrow and you can.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Talk to him.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, yeah, the Jewell shows to catch a cheat? Good morning?
Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Am I going to a tall chart at a large
black coffee?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Large black co Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 17 (28:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I mean a large? He means Aventi.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Venti is large, no vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
In fact, toll is large and bronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and
three languages.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Erica. What's up, Erica? How are you?
Speaker 19 (28:41):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Great? Thank you? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Yes? I am.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'm feeling pretty hype today.
Speaker 17 (28:49):
Ergo.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
So I'm gonna apollo it at at advance for crushing you,
I mean forty concert.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah, she's gonna be like, who's he forty?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and while google google who E forty is?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
While you're out there, please, Victoria is heading out of
the studio, and while she's leaving Erica, the game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 19 (29:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Here we go, Erica. Your time starts now. In which
city was the RMS Titanic built?
Speaker 9 (29:35):
I'm going to leave?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What does NASA stand for?
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Basic Health?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Which cheese piece can only move? What chess piece can
only move diagonally?
Speaker 19 (29:50):
I pad?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
What does the D stand for? In d Day who
wrote the novel Frankenstein. Oh no, okay, you got that.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled, Erica, here's a question for you. If
aliens landed and asked you to show them one thing
to explain humanity, what would you pick?
Speaker 19 (30:20):
Oh, if aliens landed, I would show them the sanky leg,
the leg.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And they'll be like, humanity is dope.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I like these guys, you just come down to it,
you know.
Speaker 15 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I wasn't expecting that, but they're like, at all, hello Earthling,
tell us about humans and you just start doing the
sky leg. All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Erica outright
to win.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Okay, yes, I'm thinking of like what I would show you?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
What would you show you? I think TikTok yeah, Oh
I don't do that to show them humanity.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I mean, if anything will make them want to leave,
he'll be like, yeah, man, never mind, we'll just leave
them be.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
They'll do it to themselves. We will just oh, okay,
the other.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
One mcdon's had snack wrap. I recently had one of
those for the first time, so good.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, yeah, all right, here we go, Victoria. Your time
starts now in which city was the RMS Titanic built? Uh? Atlanta?
What does NASA stand for? Oh, Brad No, Nasa, NASA.
(31:46):
I'm thinking it was the Navy. That's past. Which science?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I never never never never?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Keep going? Which chess piece can only move diagonically the bawn?
What does the D?
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Wait, wait, you going going and mourn D day? Yikes,
give me a second, I have it, Give me a second.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You know I have it at the time, and I
don't think you have it. I guess just spit out
anything with the D. I was waiting for a meltdown
with that question. What I can think of? Well, not
the only but wow.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer brad Any.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Victoria got zero correct and Erica got zero correct.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Erica guess, well, that means you went, congratulations, we're doing this.
Thank you, like right now, you did it. You beat Victoria.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
See totally you can be together, Victoria, and you got
little Wayne tickets just for playing. Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm so much taller than it.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Let's get the ANSWER's no Adena, Okay. The arms Titanic
was built in Belfast.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
The Titanic was built in Atlanta and Victoria. It didn't
even make it to New York.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
In the movie The Atlanta Yeah, they left Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
You should do that, Atlanta Elite. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's about the ship that sails out of Atlanta trying
to go to New York.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I didn't know there was landa just gross.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
NASA stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I knew that. You did not know that.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
The Bishop is the only chess piece that can move diagonally,
and the D and D day stands for day.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
What are you sirians?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
And then Mary Shelley wrote the novel Frankenstein. I'm so like,
what's the other D day Day? No, it's not that's
a joke.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Are you serious? What is day day? I don't know
what day day is.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
In the military use the term day like zero day
to start a mission, and D day is D day
day zero day.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I thought it was like death day.
Speaker 8 (34:25):
Google look it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Up, learn about it. Read something I am that's just wrong.
That was you said the Titanic came out of Atlanta.
Nobody that Hey, Erica, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Of course you guys have agree with your day.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We play you vers Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is d m us at
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If you think you have what it takes to be
somebody who thinks, hey, what.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
To play somebody? You're not beating anyone. This was This
was just a this was not that didn't happen.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
You can finish your thoughts though, But what were you
going to say to play somebody who thinks that the
Titanic see a lot of Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
We don't know that it didn't for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You're sure none of us were there at the time
to be fake news, you know, to.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Be fake news, fake the landing right there with you, Victoria.
Thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Easy to be, too easy to be.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
I think that's easy to beat, not based in reality.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Absolute idiot. I'm sorry. Phone bring happens every single song
round the twenties. Time for your phone break. Then right
after that isn't he is? What's training? It's the Jewels Show.
Speaker 14 (35:42):
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Speaker 1 (35:49):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Chloe. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Ryan, how long has it been
since you heard from Chloe?
Speaker 11 (36:00):
Hey man, it's been probably about a week, maybe a
little bit longer. Okay, I don't know. We went on
a date. Everything we were really really good. We ended
up like taking her dog, this little Pomeranian named Noodle,
to a dog friendly Yeah, I mean it was super chill,
(36:21):
like I mean, I thought everything went well, like I mean,
we were sipping on craft beers.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
I mean, we played like one of those giant Jinga.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Games, like we watched Noodle go over and like charm
everybody else that was hanging out of the brewery, Like,
I mean, it was great.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
What do you think happened?
Speaker 8 (36:36):
I mean, I don't know. I mean I thought she
was awesome.
Speaker 11 (36:39):
Like I mean she's just super short, man like witty
in a way that like really just kind of keeps
you on your toes, and like she loves dogs, like
really loves her dog.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
But I mean that's cool, Like she's got a big heart.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Like I mean, we even like shared a pretzel, and
I mean that's basically like a relationship milestone.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Is sharing a pretzel and then comes marriage.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
I guess, well, you know, because I've been on dates
where like it's all like small talk and just fake
laughs and stuff like that. But like when I was
hanging out with her, like it just felt different, like
like we were actually connecting with each other.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Like you could tell that she was into you too.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
I mean like it just felt like we had a connection,
like we were having like a really deep like conversation
and like, I don't know, it was just like the
best way to describe it, it was, with the risk
of sounding cliche, it's chemistry.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, that's not cliche at all. Chemistry is big. You
don't have that with everybody. So then what do you
think could have gone wrong though? Like was there a
moment where anything got awkward or did you guys do something?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
I mean there was like a moment where like Noodles
kind of like ran away, Like I mean, I swore
I had it, but like he kind of like whiggled
out of my out of his harness and then just
kind of bolted and it took like six of us
and like one like really athletic bartender to like catch it.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Wait, so like this is a big moment.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
She just kind of wiggled it out and like bolted,
you know, Like I mean, Chloe thought it was my father.
She like mighta screened, like you have one job, Ryan,
like in front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
But like, what can we ask you? How the date was?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
This is a big thing to talk about.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
Everything else about the day was awesome.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Okay, Well then how did a random bartender get involved
to help you get the dog?
Speaker 11 (38:27):
It's all the dog running and it was like a
dog friendly brewery and so he ran over to help.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Okay, that was nice. What did you do when the
dog got away? Did you try to get it too?
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Yeah? No, absolutely I tried to get it.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
How did she react after noodle came back? Was she fine?
Did she go back to normal? Or was she irritated?
Speaker 11 (38:45):
I mean she was a little irritated, but like not
in like a like a big way, like she wasn't
mad mad. H.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You probably should got noodle back, did you, guys, Kisse
or anything?
Speaker 8 (38:57):
No, we didn't.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Okay, we'll see we can help you all play a song,
come back, and then call her and get your first
day follow up, Next.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
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Speaker 1 (39:11):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up,
Ryan is on the phone and Ryan is getting ghosted
by Chloe. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But before we do that, Ryan,
why don't you kind of recap your situation for us.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
Yeah, so I went on a date with Chloe and
her Pomeranian Noodle and we had a good time. I
did lose Noodle for a brief moment, but we got
back and yeah, I don't know everything else about the
date went really really well and we vibed and we
had a really good time.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
And so like, I just want to see why she's
not calling me back.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
And the reason you think you might be getting ghosted
is because you did lose her Pomeranian for a minute, the.
Speaker 11 (39:49):
Only possible reason I could think of, because everything else
went so well.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
All right, cool? Are you ready for us to call her?
I am okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Hi, I'm I speak to Chloe. Please. This is hurt Hey, Chloe,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Hi, Chloe, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria. This is a radio show called the Jebel Show.
Have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 9 (40:26):
I have, I just didn't know you guys actually called people.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
This is yes, We're help everybody.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've seen some clips on TikTok,
but I just didn't think. I was just not expecting
to hear radio this morning.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Well we weren't expecting to talk to you today, Chloe,
but now we are. It's great.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Look at that. It's in the world. Cool, Chloe. We're
calling you because we do a segment on our show.
It's called the First Day follow Up. It's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and they
end up ghosting you, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and see why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you from a dude
named Ryan.
Speaker 9 (41:00):
Mmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, and Ryan told us about your date. He thought
that you guys hit it off. He said that everything
was great, that you were amazing. Your dog Noodle was awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Are you ghosting him on purpose?
Speaker 9 (41:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Telling why, Well, she's.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
A nice guy, but I just can't date someone who
is completely irresponsible with my child.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, well you have a kid.
Speaker 9 (41:31):
My dog. My dog Noodle is my child.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
I didn't lose him on purpose. Like he's a tiny
dog with the speed of a greyhound. Like I didn't
intentionally lose noodles, Chloe.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
That's Ryan. He's actually on the phone and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 9 (41:46):
I think, yes, you did drop the leash, Ryan, You
just dropped it.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
I mean technically he wiggled out of the harness, but yes,
I mean my hands were ones involved.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Then they were laughing about it. You were just laughing
while we were chasing him.
Speaker 11 (42:05):
I mean it was kind of funny, like the bartender
dove at him like he was like in the Olympics
or something like that. Like, I mean, it was it
was something none of a stick bomb. There was a
busy road right there. I mean, he's a little dog.
Drivers can't see him. I mean, he knows much to
go on the street. But if people are chasing him,
he scared.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
I mean it's a serious thing. The point is that
you were careless, and I mean I don't I can't
trust you with Noodles, So how can I trust you?
Speaker 11 (42:34):
But he's fine and we got him back and he's
not hurt, and like he even got like free treats
from the staff and stuff like that. Like Noodles seemed
like he was having a good time.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
I mean, it doesn't matter if Noodle's having a good
time before I get hit by a car. I just
I can't. I see that dog has been with me
for the last ten years. I can't have someone who
just dropped his leash and thinks it's okay in a
busy I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
It's just I get how terrifying that moment is, especially Chloe,
Like you know, you're terrified for for Noodle in the moment,
But stuff like that happens, and it sucks, it's not awesome,
But Noodle is okay. And I mean it sounds like
there's a little bit of remorse there, like you feel
bad that you drop the leash? Right, yeah, absolutely, see
(43:24):
Ryan does feel bad, So it's like that's probably something
he's not going to do again. Is this something that
you're really going to hold against.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Him, Chloe?
Speaker 9 (43:30):
Yeah, I am going to hold him accountable for this.
I had to take middle to therapy because of this instead.
Speaker 8 (43:36):
Wait wait wait you took your dog to therapy?
Speaker 9 (43:40):
Yes, yes, he goes to mediums and he goes. Well,
she's never had to go to a therapist before, but
now he is because of you, Ryan, Because of you.
Oh okay, and pet insurance not not cover therapy. I
should really be sending you the bill.
Speaker 11 (43:54):
Actually, yeah, because pet insurance probably doesn't see it as
a necessary meant for a dog.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Oh how can dare you?
Speaker 2 (44:05):
How scare you?
Speaker 9 (44:06):
Ran?
Speaker 11 (44:07):
I'm sorry, guys when when I had you guys call
her like, I had no idea that that it was
it was like this.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That you scarred a dog for life.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Sure that that's that's what we'll go with.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (44:20):
Uh, Diane, At this point, I think the only appropriate
thing would be for you to apologize to Noodle. That
would go a long way to repair kind of my
betrayed trust.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
Okay, so because I just want to clarify. So because
I dropped a leash, you want me to apologize to
your dog that you put into therapy because I traumatized
him by dropping his lead.
Speaker 9 (44:53):
Dropped a leash and laughed while chasing him, like laughed
during it.
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Yeah, does Noodles have any like group therapy sessions?
Speaker 8 (45:02):
I could maybe like come in.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Like you would you like to go on another date
with Ryan? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9 (45:10):
You'll pay for it?
Speaker 12 (45:11):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (45:12):
No, there there will not be a second date with Ryan.
Would you guys be willing to take that same money
and give it to me for Noodle's therapy? Because Ryan
seems like a dead beat.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
You know what. It was reserved for people who go
out on a date. So I really can't do that.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
But maybe Ryan can find it in his heart to
send you some cash.
Speaker 11 (45:35):
Yeah, sure, checks in the mail. Tell Noodle I apologize
and make sure that you put them aside for his
trust fund.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Okay, you will first.
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Has taken, over the course of a year at least
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In a row. I like the three hours from home part.
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Three hours from home and it costs eight eight hundred
dollars per person.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Who has that much money to spend? That's a lot.
It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
Wait, why are you spending It's only eleven days?
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Like everybody's perfect vacation? Is there a thousand books? I mean,
you stay at the right hotel, you need to do.
But like, who has the money to do that? It's
easy to rack that much money up.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
But well, if you say your money and you save
all your days, you can have eleven days.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
In a row dollars and go just three hours from home. No,
that's sad. What ten grand? Three hours from ten grand?
I'm in Europe.
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Yeah, evere hours from home. Yeah, eleven days, I'm in Europe.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Right, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
But to each their own thanks to science, that's what
it is. This is something that we can be proud of.
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It dismade that. I don't know.
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You just look at the economy, stand their last there's
somebody else that was working in their lab pretty hard.
Because it's something that US Americans can be proud of,
and that is that we swear the most out of
any country in the entire world. We swear the most
good job. A recent study good Shot, says that around
(47:54):
one in every three thousand words on an American website
is a swear word. UK ranks second at around one
in every forty two hundred, and then of course when
we're speaking we say more.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
So.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
This is somebody that went through three hundred and forty
thousand sites and found that we are the worst.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Sometimes we were the best. I mean angry people.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Someone had too much time on chat gipt. They didn't
actually go through thousand.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, man, I don't know. Sorry, I would have thought
it been in the UK. Me too. They have dirty
back like the English person. I know, they swear like crazy.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Actually they do say people that swear the most are
the most intelligent, so I'm cool with that.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
But who did they base this on, Because a lot
of people in the UK don't consider some of the
words they say as swear words. So if an American
did this, it was an Australian. The researchers were Australian.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Well then how do you know what's a swear word?
What's not a swear word?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Like I feel like also people think swear.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Words like a different area in different places, mean you know,
swear words hit different.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Well, if they're doing the research and calling themselves doing
like researchers, then they should know, right, I.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Mean not really No, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 5 (49:02):
Not Like Victoria, trivia is a bad word for her, Hey.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Me today, Well you got her too? What's your social again, Victoria?
It's Victoria Rameiraz there you go, that's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
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Speaker 1 (49:20):
Your first day follow up is coming up right after this.
It's a jewel show, Jewbles, Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yes
I do, Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
I live in a nice neighborhood and I have this
next door neighbor, this female next door neighbor who is
like extremely hot. One day, just kind of out of nowhere,
I happened to be at a window that was facing
her house and I saw her in the window facing me,
(49:55):
and she was undressing, okay, and so she didn't see me,
and so I, you know, I'm I'm a male. I
was watching her and having a nice little show. And
this went on for a while. This went on for
a while, and then one time when she was doing it,
she just looked straight at me, so she knew I
(50:17):
was watching her, and that freaked me out for a second.
But then she like continued and was like putting on
a little show for me, okay.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
And so I was like, okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
And so, you know, I was enjoying the show.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
And this goes on for a while, and uh and
in one time when I'm watching, you know, when we're
having her a little show. I noticed that her she's married,
and I noticed that her husband comes in, and so
I kind of duck out of the way a little
bit so I can't be seen by him. And uh,
and they start kind of, you know, putting on a
(50:57):
little show with each other. And then it point I.
Speaker 8 (51:01):
See the husband look over at me.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Sure you know, so he knows what's going on.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Okay, and so he So he and a wife were
putting on this show you know for me. Okay, Uh so, okay,
well that was nice. And the thing is, you know,
we see each other as neighbors. We don't talk about it.
It's just like something that it as far as when
we were out in the open, you know.
Speaker 8 (51:30):
It's not happening.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
But then my dirty little secret is that about once
a week, I'll hear something at the window and uh,
you know, like.
Speaker 8 (51:41):
Clockwork once a week. Uh, these these two put on
a little show for.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Me and nobody knows but you. And then.
Speaker 8 (51:52):
We see each other outside.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
Of that and we just you know, it's like it
doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
They don't put a tip jar outside with Tom on
peeping Tom chips from
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
all right bye, what's your dirty little secret.
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