The Full Jubal Show from November 4th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I get on Tender. I am matched with a guy.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
He says, I want to see you today, and I said, well,
I only have a forty.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Five minute window before I have to go and pick
up my children.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We'll just meet for coffee.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I'm like, okay, cool, and mind you.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
I was a teacher at the time, so I'm wearing
professional clothing.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
So I'm there in the coffee shop. He enters and
he is wearing.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
SpongeBob SquarePants, flannel sALS, sand giant wolf slippers.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
And I see three of my current.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Students walk in and said.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
The whole time, I'm thinking they know I'm on a date.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the Jewble Show.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
And it's impossible to be on any dating app, especially Tender,
without having a ridiculous dating story. And I know that
because the Turn is going viral of people sharing their
Tender horror stories.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
It calls up if you.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Have your own eight eight eight three four three one
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six one, and we'll go over it next so you
can delete the app right away. It's the Jewble Show about.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
An Ail Rim.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
She got up skirts with soilp and she came came
back after a little while. She said, I don't know
how to tully this name. I know it's really awkward,
but I went to the toilets. It wouldn't flush, and
I panics and I wrapped it up in toilet paper
and I threw us out your window.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I said, you know, we'll get.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
A plastic bag and we'll go out to the garden
and deal with it. But unfortunately, that's when we discovered
it was it was trapped between two windows. I can't
imagine what was going through her head, but she dealt
with it very very well.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think she was reaching in and reaching in.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
She couldn't quite get there, so she put her kind
of head and shoulders in and was trying to trying
to get inside, and I sort of like boosting her
up to help her in. She did reach it to me,
she did. We we kind of launched it into a toilet.
That was that was dealt with.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
She cannot get out, and I was.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
I was pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling her hands,
and we tried every which way.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Because did you tell them the whole story? No, so
I told him. She dropped her phone. I think when
I did a nine liked than they dropped her phone in.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
The story from a guy who had an obviously very
awkward Wow did from tender And there's a trend going
viral of people sharing they are worst tender date story.
So call us up if you have your own, if
you think you can top that one eighty eight three
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Speaker 1 (02:07):
You can also dm.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Us at the Jewel Show what is your worst tender
dating story? But let's go over some of the top responses.
One person said that they got a tender notification on
their phone and then realized that they don't have tender
and they were holding their girlfriend's phone. Oh. I had
a little heart attack, stared at the screen for ten seconds,
trying to convince myself maybe tender was like a New

(02:30):
Weather app. Spoiler alert, it wasn't crushyo eighted eight three
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Speaker 1 (02:41):
If you have a horrible tender.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Dating story, which pretty much everybody does, Hey Diana, Hey.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
What's up? You have a horrible tender date story?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, Oh my god, I went on this tender date
and right off the bat, the guy just already seemed
a little off to me, and he just started talking
about how men are superior.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Just just know.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I didn't ask him, there was just nothing to really
prompt him.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, that's very attractive. I was gonna say, who thinks
that's hot? I don't know. Then then what, well, then
he started.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Then he started talking about this study apparently how women
have an emotional reaction to the color red, and very
uncomfortable because I just happened to be wearing a red shirt,
but he.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Just started talking about it.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I don't even know what he was saying, because by
like minute two I just started tuning him out and
listening to like the bar music and eating basically, and
he just kept going on for about an hour. No, lie,
the whole date about this.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
About how men are superior.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Wow, how about men are superior and women have an
emotional reaction to the color red? And by the end
of day the date, he was like, Wow, this is
really great. I really think we connected really well, like
I would love to see you again, And I was
just like what, Like I was, I didn't even.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Say a word like how long you guys have been married?

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Thank you for your phone call?

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Calls up eight a eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one A trend going vioral right, now, if people sharing
their worst tender date stories, somebody else said they matched
with their cousin.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh wait, don't you have to swipe on tender? Exactly?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
They both have to swipe. They know what they're doing.
It says, I thought she was a spearman, looked familiar.
Then she sent a message and say said, hey, are
you coming to Grandma's this weekend? My soul left my
body and we don't talk at family gatherings anymore, So
she must have matched with him.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And then he saw it and.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Decided to swipe because it looks familiar, and he's like,
that's my cousin or do you.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Not know it's your cousin?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Why would you even think if that person looks familiar
and could not be your cousin?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Study if anybody looks slightly familiar, do not swipe on that.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Let me alsos like like you said your family, like,
why would you want someone that looks like or to repeat?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
So what are you doing? Hello? Hello, Hey, it's a
d will show. Who's this?

Speaker 9 (05:14):
My name is Courtney.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Courtney do you have a terrible tender story? I do.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
I actually went out with somebody and he planned a
whole evening of bar hopping, which wasn't my thing. Oh yeah,
every every single bar he ordered a fud light and
a for his abs, And then every single person in
the bar knew him and every bar we went to,
and he said it was because he used to be

(05:40):
a ball player.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
That was middle what.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It was because he was their drug dealer.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Thank you for Yeah, I used to play ball, you know,
that's how they all know me. Pro athlete. No, no,
just I just tell everybody in the bar. Drugs is
a little bit different than a baseball.

Speaker 10 (06:06):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hello, Sorry, having trouble hearing you gotta speak up just
a little bit. Hello, Uh, sir, you called me? Yeah,
I'm looking for Jamie.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, this this is her.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hey Janie. It's yeah, it's Eddie and I just calling it.
Say hi, introduced myself Eddie.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh I'm uh, you know, I don't.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
I'm sorry, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And Eddie is well not officially, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (06:51):
Crucially, sellers, are you trying to hello, Hello, yeah, Hello.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Are you trying to.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Sell me something, sir, I'm hello.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
No, I'm okay.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
No, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just
calling to say I'm excited to meet you.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
I don't know when we're going to meet. I don't,
I don't. I don't think.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I wanted to say thanks for, you know, being okay
with the invite and just look forward to sitting down
and breaking some bread, eating some turkey legs and getting
to know you a little better.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Thanks for the invite to dinner.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
I'm I'm sorry, I don't.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't understand you know what.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I got so excited, Honestly, I'm gonna be honest with you, Jamie.

Speaker 12 (07:43):
Little nervous, Oh what what is the what is the invite?

Speaker 8 (07:49):
You're talking about?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
A little nervous?

Speaker 6 (07:51):
I saw I was saying, you know, I think I
forgot a very important part of the conversation there. I
haven't been nervous about a situation like this. Gosh ah,
I can't even remember the last time. But anyway, Uh yes,
let me let me start that over. Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
let me start that over just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Uh, Jeannie, my name is Addie, and uh.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I've been going steady with your daughter Kelsey for about
three months now, and she said that she had talked
to you about bringing me home for the holidays to
meet you and meet the parents and all that good stuff.
And so it's just calling to introduce myself and you know,
just saying that I'm excited to and I can't wait
to meet you. And if you wanted me to bring
along cast role or something like that, I gladly do that.

Speaker 13 (08:38):
Just let me know if you need me to bring anything,
oh I I And then if you got cream corn,
that would be the best, any kind of creamed items,
you know, because the choppers don't work like they used to.

Speaker 11 (08:51):
Oh oh u creamed corn.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
For your chompers. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, you know, the choppers, they don't work like they
used to.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
Uh So wait, you're you're the Eddie that's dating my daughter.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And hey, listen, I'm fine. We don't
have to sleep in the same bedroom or whatever. When
I realize it's your house, I can stay on the
couch and I bring my seatpat machine with me.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh oh, you're you're.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Absolutely not, sir.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm sorry you.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
My daughter did not tell me you were an old man,
and I don't this.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Is young like you.

Speaker 11 (09:33):
I don't think your heart has much to go. This
is I don't know about this, sir. I'm gonna have
to call her immediately.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
This is ridiculous. No do you you you can't be
dating my daughter.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
You're definitely definitely not coming to my house.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
With Thanksgiving Giving. That's right, that's what you said there.

Speaker 11 (09:51):
No, you're definitely not coming to my house for Thanksgiving.
And honestly, if my husband catches you within twenty thirty
forty two hundred.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Feet of our house, he will shake your sir, So don't.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Even count on it.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Okay, this is not had parents before, you know say
that they you know, weren't sure. And I get you
being a protective of your daughter and everything else, especially
since you know it's our first year in college and
away from home.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Like I understand that. I mean, the same thing happened
when my daughter went to school.

Speaker 11 (10:18):
Oh my god, you and Eddie, if you show up
at my house, Turkey won't be belating done you?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
What?

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
What are you.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Laughing about, sir?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is very serious.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
I'm loving because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone break on you and your daughter
Kelsey set you up.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh my god, it's sorry.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
She said that this is her first year away at
school and she's been telling you about her new boyfriend
Eddie just so she.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Could do this crank on you.

Speaker 11 (10:50):
Jude, Oh, I got well, I am now going.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
To kick her. This is crazy.

Speaker 10 (10:57):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Frank, it's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I think we all agreed that once this loove heighst happened,
it was only going to be a matter of time
before they created a movie on the whole experience Super
Oceans ten or eleven or whatever. But the more we
learn about it, the more it's looking like it needs
to be a comedy because this is out of control.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
What they missed, one.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Of the biggest security mistakes that they made is crazy.
And I'll tell you what it is in just a second.
But I'm really thinking it is going to be a
comedy hers I know. But first, Ariana Grande is starting
to get a lot of attention because people think that
her accent has changed with some say, she sounds like
Selena Green.

Speaker 14 (11:37):
I feels so grateful, I feel so excited, I feel
so like like, I feel so excited. And you know this,
this second half has been a huge secret to all
of us for years.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I probably feel like she's on zoom. I shouldn't have
told you who it was. That was my fault. I
doesn't sound different to me. She does.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Her voices that doesn't sound as high pitch. That sounds
like her more right, normal voice. Then her really high
pitched like the.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Beginning of it does sounds like Selena Gomez. That part yeah,
a lot like Selena Gomez.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
And she feels so grateful like that.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Part right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
And I only know that because I watched an interview
with Selena Gomez and Bennie Blanco on did So, Like
that's the only time I've ever heard Selena Gomez. But
I hearing that clip real quick there, I'm like, oh,
that sounds like exactly like she sounded like.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's so funny.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
I guess she's had a lot of help with her
dialect because of the movies that she's done and all
this stuff. Side note, She's going to be in the
next American horror story as well also if you haven't
heard that, but now it's just continually evolving, and her
fans are like, are you okay, like this is your identity?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Mad at her for all the reasons.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
I feel like last time they got mad at her
because they said her voice changed. So then she tries
to like go back to her normal voice, and people
are like, everyone's changing again. It's like we didn't like
the other voice.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I also heard Ariana Grande in a podcast one time
talking about that, saying that she does like talking different
voices and stuff, sometimes on purpose just to save her
singing voice or something like that, so she talks in
a different voice and how she would be singing. I
guess to save it something like that.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
That would makes sense if you're talking a kind of
a lower voice or breathy even because then I don't know,
maybe this is just a part of her now.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's like what accent are we gonna get? What is
she going to sound like? You never she's a.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
One of the things people are saying, what she sounds like.
She's a I I mean, no question, she's very talented
and she's doing her thing. But it is funny that
people tay such close attention, but she didn't sound like
she was like, I'm not not trying to hate on her,
but she kind.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
Of does feel so grateful.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I could hear it a little I could hear it
a little bit, but yes.

Speaker 10 (13:38):
I feel so grateful, like.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
A fun time with that over there. It is the Internet,
so you're wake up in.

Speaker 10 (13:47):
The morning so grateful.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I feel so grateful, wake up with gratitude.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Before we get to the Louver comedy, I'm gonna tell
you this really quick too, because tis the season is
now selling Thanksgiving cookies that taste like turkey and stuffing ew.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Nobody asked for it.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
But if you want cream of corn in the middle
of the little Oreo cookies, serious corn.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
So yeah, in an Oreo cookie, it's just a solid
version of cream corn.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
No, it's a sweeter and cream corn is already sweet.
It's like a sweeter cookie version of it.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's a pace, It's a paste more than anything else. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
I just wanted you to know that in case you're
into it, like double now. The Lover's biggest mistake that
they made security wise, I'm dead. Their surveillance cameras had
one password that would allow people to have full access
to all security inside.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
It was loof that was the word. Think at least
throw a capital letter in it somewhere. No, no, no,
it was all in caps. Oh you v r E
had been the same for ten Oh wow. Oh so and.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
That comedy is coming and I can't wait. I think
they made it easier than The Oceans, right, just like
a spoof.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
The guys are trying to hack into like, there's no
way they would just do all caps flu right, I
mean it was just try and see what.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
What idiot? And that is what's trender. It's time to
catch a cheater.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Only on the Jubile Show, Kate is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her
husband Rick for four years, but now she thinks that
he might be cheating, so we'll see if you can
help her out. Kate, I'm sorry that you're going through it,
but why don't you tell us what's going on? Why
do you think Rick might be cheating on you?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well, we've been together actually seven years, but married for
four and she's it's been a really pretty normal relationship
this whole time, and no offense directly. He's super, super
sweet guy. But not like the smartest guy ever. He
is the kind of guy that like has to like
google like how to boil water that kind of thing,

(16:00):
you know. Yeah, and sweet, you know, so like I
have no problem with that, and super easy going, super chill.
But last week each been acting super subs you know,
and it just made me feel, I don't know, like
something is up for sure. So basically what's what happened

(16:23):
was he's been acting a little jumpy, Like he's the
kind of guy that I could come home slam the
door because I've had a bad day at work and
still surprise him because he's just like out of it,
you know. But he's the one that's jumping around and
like his phone all the time. He's kind of like
I bought him an smart watch so that he could
answer his phone more if he doesn't wear his smart

(16:44):
watch and he doesn't usually have his phone on so
it's impossible to get hold of him. But this last
week has had his phone like he's been wearing cargo
pants another weird thing with his phone in that pocket
all the time. And so that's kind of what's this
weird thing, Like, it's just a whole bunch of small things.
And last week, so I have a sweet little my

(17:07):
baby girl, baby white, beeddy white. She's a little white
Westy a terrier. She is my daughter. She is my daughter,
but she's a four legged girl. So she's white, beautiful white,
like I bathe her every week. And she was covered

(17:29):
in lipstick, like all over her white. First so like
picture the Joker, but in a tiny, white, four legged version.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Did she get into your lipstick?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
She would have if it was my shade, but I
don't wear a bright red.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Did it look like she ate it?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Or did it look like somebody was kissing her that
was wearing the bright lipstick?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Great question? I couldn't tell. So I asked Thrick about it.
I'm like, hey, what's going on with the dog?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Like do you know?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
And he's like, what do you mean? And he's act
like he.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
He could. He's like, oh, I didn't notice, Like this
is lipstick all over her face. He's like, oh, yeah,
star babe, I didn't. I didn't even notice. And then
he has been going on these walks with her by time.
There are times like he's gone for three hours. He's like, oh,
star babe, I totally lost track of time, I'm like,
that seems awfully suspicious, but he just blew it off.

(18:24):
Like again, I didn't want to act like I was
jumping to conclusions just because like, yeah, he has gained
a little bit of weight over the holidays, so I'm like, okay, fine,
But it's just something feels super off, like all of
these like one thing on its own whatever that makes
sense with Rick, but all of these things together is
making like like a little radar go off somehow.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You know, Westy dogs are little though, right.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
They're totally little. She's like my little purse dog.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Okay, there's no dog like that's gonna last for three hours.
I want to have a baby sheets And after half
an hour he's like, pick me.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Out down there like I'm and it's over. So there's
no way that he's walking a dog for three hours.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
So you are definitely onto something. Is there a dog
park or anything near your home or a park?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, And that's the other thing. The park is adapt
far right, because what she likes to do, she likes
to go, and she likes to start of the staring
brass and the grass and I'll be on my phone
and look at stuff. Right when I take her myself.
So I don't know if that's what he's doing. But
if that's what he's doing, he's not losing weight sitting
there on his phone.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Sorry, but would that be a place he would meet somebody?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh my god, I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I'm sorry, I'm not I'm a detective. You you got
me going with all his clues.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
We'll see if we can figure it out. And you
already told us what grocery store. You guys are Rewards
hard b is that? So we'll play a song come back,
and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
floor apartment, and.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
We'll see if you sendzeo, see you to somebody else?

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song come back,
and get your catched eater next. If you're just joining
us for today's I had to cheat her. Kate is
on the phone and she's been married to her husband
Rick for four years, but now she thinks that something
might be going on. So in a second, we're gonna
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards member at and say that. Every
single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets

(20:13):
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see
if he sends those to his wife, Kate, or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Kate, why don't
you remind us why you think he might be cheating again?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Well, I noticed that there's heart red lipstick on my
white dog who's been going out for the extended walks
of unexplained, and he's like attached to his phone, which
he never used to be before.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Okay, are you ready? Mm hmm, Okay, here we go.
I'm gonna call him right now. Hello, Hi, this is
corrible calling from who was looking for our rewards member
named Rick.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Rick, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
I'm actually with a big congratulations, thank you so much
for your business. Here this most big winner.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
What do I win?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh? The flowers?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Oh flower?

Speaker 8 (21:09):
I win flowers.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs in the store. Every
single month, we choose one rewards member who gets free
flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment. You've won
thirty six long stim red roses, box of candy or chocolate,
and card to be delivered to anybody that you want
with in the FID the United States. Absolutely free. It's
actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh my gosh, that's great.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
I can take the information in just a matter of
minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that now
if you know who you want to send them to.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
Yeah, I'm glad. Let's do it now.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Great, We'll go with the first and last name and
then anything you want to put on a card, and
then I'll get the address from you and we'll get
it all confirmed up.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
Okay, let me think. Let's do.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Jenny and.

Speaker 15 (21:56):
Card me and you made my life much better since
you're in it.

Speaker 8 (22:02):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
In my life so much better since you're in it.
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Yeah, I can get that done for you. Actually I can't.
I can't do that at all. Why not, Well, because
this is actually the Jebel Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, Hi, I'm Mina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name
is Jebel.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheeter, where if you think your significant other
might be messing around with someone else, you see you
they send flowers to and your wife, Kate is actually
on the phone and has been listening.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, hi, hey man. Kay, yeah, it sounds like I'm
explaining to do Jenny. Let's start there.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, Jenny, Jenny. You know she's a vet I've
been taking.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
I've been taking Betty to the vet.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
What what's with Betty?

Speaker 16 (23:02):
What?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Okay? Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
So you're sending flowers to the vet that you've been
secretly taking your dog named Betty White too?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
And why would you keep it a secret?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Okay, okay, okay, So no, this is the truth, all right.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
You gotta believe me. Okay.

Speaker 17 (23:22):
So remember when when we when we when we go
to the mall and we go through Macy's and you
look at all the different makeup and there was.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
That your set that you really liked.

Speaker 17 (23:33):
So I bought that, and then I was hiding it,
you know, in the cabinet you sent my bed, you know,
or Sapphire sleeps. I was hiding it in there, and
then Betty White got it and she ate a lot
of the lipsticks.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, so why okay, what color
was the lipstick that she ate, I.

Speaker 15 (23:59):
Don't know, it was like handy apple red or something.
You know, me in colors is really nice and subtle red.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
And it's like it.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Came with the kid.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
I didn't pick it.

Speaker 15 (24:10):
There was all kinds of lovely stuff in there with
the brushes and stuff, and then I got it for
you and then Betty Waite.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Uh so that red was part of that kid because
I would never pick that red, like I thought that
was someone else's look stick. That was part of the kid.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
You saw the lipsticks.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
It was all over Betty White's face. I remember I
asked you. I said me, like, what's going on with
her face? And you're like, what, Like, no, I don't
you're acting like you couldn't You couldn't tell that she
had bright red little space.

Speaker 15 (24:45):
What was I supposed to do? What was I supposed
to do? It was like I didn't want to tell
you about the gift?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Wait, why are you sending flowers to the vet though
saying Jenny, you make my life so much better now
that you're in.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
So how does that come back to the door set?

Speaker 8 (24:59):
Well?

Speaker 15 (24:59):
Because it way she did because there was more than
make up in the bag, right, So, and Betty White
ate some other things like what the zipper for one
of it is in her and then also this locket.

Speaker 17 (25:17):
I was going to surprise you with this locket, the
one from Tiffany's.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I mean, these gifts sound lovely, but do you is
it normal to sunflowers like that to your vet?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Well, it's in there, and I've been going there like
every day.

Speaker 15 (25:29):
To fish this thing out.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay, a lot of money.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
If Betty White was going to die because of a gift.

Speaker 15 (25:36):
As I gave you, oh my gosh, the guy might
as well cheat.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Oh yeah, that's true. That is true. He's not lying.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
So is that why you've been gone on like three
hour long walks with the dog because you've been at
the vet trying to get the things that she's eaten
out of her?

Speaker 17 (25:56):
Yeah, and you know, Jenny's been good enough to kind
of wheeze me in, you know, so I have to
wait sometimes and then.

Speaker 15 (26:04):
She's given me st raise, so we know that there's
at least two.

Speaker 17 (26:08):
Things in there, and so yeah, you know, I wanted
to get it out and then make sure Betty White's
okay and.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Then okay, but Jenny is not the name of our vet.

Speaker 17 (26:19):
Yeah, Well, if I went to our normal vet, then
you would know what was going on, so I had
to go someplace else.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Oh my gosh, Hey, do you believe this? I do
because you.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Know, Betty White is pain in the and she eats everything.
And this is not the first time she's eaten something
like this. It's the first time that she's had to
keep it a secret. You're way too lazy to have
an affair.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I can't. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
The jew will Show to catch a cheater with only
some sort of mentally challenged airhead.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It was like, why am I even listening to you
to begin with?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
You're virgin who can't try.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Mirrors in
a game of trivia for Florence and the Machine tickets.
So call us up if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. You
can also dm us at the Jewel Show or go
to the Jewbilshow dot com if you think you have

(27:30):
what it takes to dismantle Victoria's glittering Tower of know
it all arrogance and scatterings to bree across the desolate
plains of shame.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Wow, I like I like the I like the words,
and I was listening. But I think that was not
a compliment.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I feel like she stopped at the glittery Tower and she's.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Like, oh, i'm a I'm like, I liked the word
you said.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
But if you have a feeling you used them against me?

Speaker 7 (27:54):
No for me?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, kind of Oh okay, that one's a little sad.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
If you want to play, call us up, will let
you Versentoria at next it's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Good morning, Can I take your order? Am I going
to a tall shot?

Speaker 8 (28:06):
A large black cowfee? Large black cough?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I mean al he means aventi.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
The biggest funny that Venti is large, No venti is twenty. Yeah,
large is large. In fact, cole is large and grande
is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't
mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations
for stupid three languages.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for tickets to see Florence and the Machine. And
let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Amanda.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
What's up, Amanda Jewbell?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Hey, Canda, you're hilarious.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh appreciate you. Thank you for calling in. Are you
ready to meet Victoria?

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I am I think I've got it in me.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Yeah, And with an intro like that, I'm pulling for
you one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Let me know what I can do over You're got
a triper on the way back to the microphone or
anything whatever, I'll help you out.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
That was easy.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Amanda, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, all right, let's go all right, here we go, Amanda.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Which was the first established university in the USA. Which
company manufactured the game boy.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Name the movie from this tagline.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
The longer you wait, the harder it gets. How many
US senators does each state have.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Two? Why does snakes stick out their tongues? That's your taste.
What is the most.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Widely used hashtag globally on instadium?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
No, I'm sorry? What is a white.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's coming
back in and getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff like that, Amanda, here's a question for you.
What superpower would you have? Would you like to have
if it only worked while you were slightly tipsy?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Fly? Like to fly slightly tipsy? Why? Absolutely, that's true.
It would be nice. Yeah, you just kind of swim
around you whatever. It'd be fun. I mean, would you
get in trouble for that though? Like flying under the influence.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Power?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah? You're right, Victoria?

Speaker 6 (30:39):
What superpower would you like to have if you could
only use it while you're slightly tipsy?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
I think I'd want to do that thing where either
I could do magic, or I can click my heels
and I just end.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Up anywhere, or Dorothy something fun.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I could like a backlip or something, because I would
always pull out, especially when I was drunk.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
If I was drunk and I could back flip i'd
be so annoying.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Right, I'm too scared right now, I'm probably gonna break
my necks, like I can't finally try it or like, admit,
but if I knew I did it.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I could do it.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Man, all right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions this possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed, and you have to beat Amanda outright to win,
and Amanda you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
Go?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Which was the first established university in the US. Uh?
Wait for it, wait for it? Harvard? Which company manufactured
the game Boy? Uh?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Game stop? Name the movie for that's time, right, I
think plays We'll go to PlayStation. Okay, name the movie
from this tagline. The longer you wait, the harder it gets.
It wasn't PlayStation. The longer you wait, the harder you get.
Uh wait, wait wait wait wait? Who is the is
the question?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 8 (31:48):
Pass?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
How many US senators does each state have? Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Yikes, Okay, there's two options here. It's either two or
like a really big number. Well, you think we're gonna go.

Speaker 8 (31:59):
To all right?

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Okay, let's hard send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social
media producer Gabby No, I think it is too.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's more. I don't know. Why are you looking at me?

Speaker 18 (32:12):
Was for the final answer, yes, yes, okay, two and
a half correct, and Victoria got one.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
It actually too.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
You congradulate with Amanda. You did it, Victoria. You got
flowing some of machines tickets too, just for playing.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Nina, I don't know I'm telling you anything. I know
you're not like Gabby something. Let's get to answers now
within and you're Harvard.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You did know this one was the first established university
in the US. Nintendo is the company that manufactured Game Boy,
the forty year old version is the movie with the
tagline the longer you wait, the harder it gets. I
was thinking it first. US States have two senators.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I knew it.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Snakes stick their tongues out to smell the hair. And
then we got to the most widely used hashtag globally
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It was hashtagage. Oh thank you for playing? Thank you
guys a great one.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Victoria, Oh, thank.

Speaker 10 (33:19):
You for playing.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I was so close to beating you too, but just
went we play you verus Victoria this same time every
single weekday morning.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Remember, if you want to play, all you have to
do is dm ust at the Jubel Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 13 (33:32):
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Speaker 6 (33:39):
Rice is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
TESSAs in a few minutes, we'll call her and see
if chattels why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Bryce, how long has this been
since you heard from Tessa?

Speaker 8 (33:52):
Hey? Uh, yeah, it's been about nine days. I guess.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Okay, Hey, it's definite ghosting.

Speaker 8 (34:02):
Yeah, not that I'm counting or anything.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
But callous about that.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
But even if you are counting, I get it, I
would feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Did you try to reach out to her?

Speaker 8 (34:12):
Yeah, I've tried a couple of times. I called her, like,
you know, a couple of days after our date and
skinning her back, and like I texted her a couple
of times since then, just casual kind of stuff, trying
to you know, reach out.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, tell us about the date.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Yeah, So I mean we went to this really quirky
little diner pop up that only serves pickle themed dishes. Yeah,
everything had pickles in it, and like it had all
different kinds of things, like they pickled lots of different
stuff too. Yeah, it was. It was super fun. Like

(34:48):
even the dessert had like elements of pickle in it.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I love that sweet and salty.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
And I thought she you know, I thought I figured
it's tributes because in her profile it said, you know,
adventurous with food, and I thought, like, let's just you know,
I want to go full send on this one.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
So yeah, yeah, it went really well.

Speaker 8 (35:11):
I think, you know, we had a lot of fun too.
I mean, like we spent just hours laughing. She's hilarious.
She's like one of these girls who's sarcastic, but in
that way if you're not sure if she's roasting you
or flirting or a little bit of both, maybe and
it just works, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Like she's yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
Not quite you know what I mean, but like you
had a little bit of a fun edge to her,
and uh, and I like that. I need that, you know,
it's good for me. And she's just she's gorgeous. I mean,
like she made eating a deep fried pickle looked like
a runway moment, if you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Paris and Milan with pickles, it was amazing, you know,

(35:55):
like we did like the we did the whole milkshake
to Straws, you know, like the old school Bromkin. But
it was it was adorable until it wasn't. So yeah,
So what happened? Uh? So? Firstly, we had like this
super intense debate about whether pickles should be considered a
personality trait, and somehow it got like really deep and like,

(36:16):
I you know, I think I felt like she was
just somebody who got my weirdness, which she called me
literally called me refreshingly weird, and that to me is
like the best compliment and it's ever given me. Yeah, which, yeah,
But there was one moment and I might have been

(36:38):
trying to impress her a little too much. I did,
you know, like the pickle tossed trick where you flick
a pickle slice into your mouth, okay, like you kind
of flick it like a coin, like and it flips
into your mouth. It's I don't know, Oh yeah, I

(36:58):
think she would have been too if it worked. And
that did not go. Yeah, that did not go great.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
He did not, Okay, So.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Like I tried the thing and the pickle hit this
like went behind me over my shoulder, hit this older
lady right in the eye, and oh yeah, it was
not great.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I apologized like.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
A million times. Tessa laughed really hard, like she she
thought it was hysterical. She was laughing. But I'm worried,
like maybe she thought I was a little immature or
reckless or I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's definitely an embarrassing moment. I mean, she laughed, so
that's kind of a good sign.

Speaker 8 (37:34):
Right it was again, though I don't know if she's
laughing at me or with me. One of those walks
the line down of people.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
How did everything end with her?

Speaker 8 (37:44):
I mean I thought it went ended well. I thought
we were gonna hang out after her. She seemed like
it was good, and then just kind of haven't heard
from herself.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Okay, all right, Well we'll see if we can figure
it out for you.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
We'll play a song, come back and call her and
see if she tell us why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, sounds good.
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next
if you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Bryce is on the phone, and Bryce is a pickle
flipper picker, but he's getting ghosted by a girl named Tessa,

(38:21):
and we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
But first, Bryce, why don't you recap your date real
quick for us?

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Yeah, So we went to a pickle themed pop up
for dinner, and I thought it was really great. We
seem to be having a good time until I tried
to pickle flip, try to flip a pickle into my mouth,
and I missed and I hit an old lady in
the stace.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's rough.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
I don't think that was good.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
So, yes, all right, we'll see if hitting an old
lady in the face with your pickle is the reason
that we're getting ghosted. I couldn't help it, but we'll
see if that is the reason. Are you ready for
us to call her?

Speaker 8 (39:06):
All right?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Here we go, Hi, man, I speak to Tessa. Please,
Hey Tessa, how are you? This is a radio show.

(39:27):
It's called The Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Hi Tessa. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi, and my
name is Jeuble and how are you doing today?

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
How are you good? Thank you for asking? You ever
listen to the show?

Speaker 8 (39:42):
I'm not sure?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Well we do a segment on the show. It's called
the first Date follow Up. What that is is if
you go on a date and you get ghosted, you
can email us and we'll call the person that's ghosting
you to ask why they're ghosting.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
So you ghosting? So body?

Speaker 16 (40:02):
Oh my god, this is so did Brice call is brace?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, we talked to him.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
He told us a little bit about your date, and
he said he really liked you, you thought you were awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
But he's wondering why you're ghosting him. Did you have
a minute to tell us that?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
It's because he's a hoe shoe guy to shoe you
know those shoes. The shoes were the individual toe.

Speaker 19 (40:29):
Pocket one year shoe guy. He wears shoes on a date,
on a date.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Not ironically, it wasn't ironic. He called him a tickle
hunting shoes. I can't, I just can't. I can't.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
You got on a minute, now, wait a minute, listen.
Those are high performance minimalist shoes. Okay, like they promote
natural foot posture.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, that's bris on the phone listening.

Speaker 8 (41:03):
I don't they good shoes.

Speaker 16 (41:07):
They promote good you said it again, they promote natural football.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, they.

Speaker 16 (41:13):
Promote looking like a swamp goblin, I mean, honest kind
of ugly.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
You said you liked unique guys. I don't.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, yeah, I said I like unique guys.

Speaker 16 (41:27):
That didn't say I like guys who like live in
a forest barefoot.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
I thought you laughed about the pickle toss. I thought
I didn't. What is my footwear?

Speaker 16 (41:41):
I laughed at it before I saw your shoes and
your toes were like waving at me and.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Did use your toes to flick the pickle.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Wow, So this isn't about the pickle incident at all,
right you you go to me over, yes.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yes, exact, huh, yes.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
It was a lot of tell.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
It was an aggressive amount of test all the time,
Like it wasn't. I didn't even think you were looking
at my feet. Honestly, I'm surprised I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I told you at the end, they just.

Speaker 16 (42:13):
Like they reared their five ugly heads just looking.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
Just for the record, I'm nause My feet are not ugly.
I didn't see. I mean, I didn't see your feet.
It was what the feet were in. But you, I mean, I.

Speaker 16 (42:32):
Was going to say, obviously you get it, but I'm
a start that you do.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Wait, but do people wear these out in public? I
thought people just like wear them in the water, And
I've seen people.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Every once in a while, I've seen, I've seen, but
most of the time I thought it was just you know,
for running or Yeah, of.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
Course people wear them in public. They're actually better for
you than regular shoes, like your foot, your footthealth is
actually is like a huge part of your overall health,
and these shoes are super beneficial, Like they're really good
for you. You know, they say the stomach is the
second brain. Well, but I believe your feet are like

(43:06):
your third brain. Their brain.

Speaker 16 (43:11):
Yeah, your theater should not be making your dating decisions, then,
don't How is it working for you?

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Let me ask you something, Tesla. You've dated other guys before, right,
mm hmmm, how nice were they?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (43:27):
I try not to see someone on's feet on the
first date as a rule.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Okay, not on a first date, but answer the question.
I know that most guys don't take care of their
feet properly.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
It's true. It's a good question.

Speaker 19 (43:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (43:43):
I mean, look, I might ask for some statistics and
fast and figures.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I'm not gonna You're not wrong, You're not You got.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Well think about this all right. You liked me, You
thought I was a nice guy. And I I also
take really good care of my feet. They're manicured, they're
in good health. You never have to worry about getting
athletes from me. I feel like, you know my certain
fourth print. I feel like I have a step up
on the competition.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I feel like selling it. I mean, clean feet or thing. Tessa,
would you like to go on another day with Bryce?

Speaker 16 (44:20):
I would be open if he doesn't show me any
more of his tones.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Maybe maybe no athletes. It's really getting you, huh.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
It is a You know, most guys fee.

Speaker 16 (44:31):
The urns the best, so I guess it now that
i'm thinking about it is kind of a plus.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Do you have any other jew where I don't want
to see.

Speaker 16 (44:40):
Your toes like anything vans converse? I mean I'll take
literally anything anything else.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Yes, I have other footwear, and I promise I won't
wear the toe shoes on a date with you again.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
So is that a yes? Tessa, I you.

Speaker 16 (44:58):
Know what, Yeah, I guess so, I'll I'll give it
another shot, but.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
One so out of line and I'm out of there.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
All right, great, thank you. I promise you will not
regret it. I will not show you my toes until
the proper time.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Jubele's first date follow up?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
How you doing? Oh?

Speaker 6 (45:27):
I know what you're thinking. How did I get so sultry? Well,
you know, you can't spill sultry without the S, the L,
the U and the T. No fact anyway, my e
bark is E bike is parked out front. Want to
go for a little ride with me?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Where are you going? I hadn't even gotten started yet.
It's the Jewel Show. And let's face it, it's tough
to be sexy, especially that sexy. And do you want
to be a little more sultrier or perhaps the mostist. Well,
there's an article that's going viral that tells people how
to be more sultry in order to get dates. Okay,

(46:09):
we'll see if any of this will actually work for you.
We'll tell you what it is right after this.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
It's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
What do you think of when I say the word seductive?
It's the Jewble Show, a pan of fresh bake lasagna. Yeah,
probably Mark Zuckerberg on a unicycle. Not much is more
seductive than that. But there is an article that's going
viral that says how you can be more seductive in

(46:34):
order to get dates, and it has techniques for anybody
who wants to become more seductive in life.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Really over right.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Now to see what you think if this will be
something that will work for you or something that you
would find attractive on somebody else. But here's how they
say you can be more seductive.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Say it like that.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
It's really the only way you can say seductive, I think.
But if you want to be more seductive, here are
the key things that you need to do in order
to attract the people that you want and seduce them
into doing whatever you pleases.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You wait, I like, actually want to know what these are.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
But I just wanted to say that I had a
friend who there's a book on seduction and the suction
is Yeah, before I wanted to sleep with this guy
so bad that she knew of and I was like, girl,
give it a like what just leave it, let it go.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
You actually buy the book The Art of Seduction, you
get to try to get with the dude.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
She bought the book in after two weeks they were sleeping.
It's so fast, like I've never seen her read anything faster.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I mean, you're going to buy me this, Victoria Nina.
I will buy you this just as an experiment.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I was.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
I had a friend who read that book and a
few other books on being seductive and didn't work for him.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I think, I think just a waiting drist.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Anyway, here are the ways that they say you can
be more seductive in life. The first thing that you
need to do is be less reactive. They say, say,
when you don't flinch overlaugh or rush to fill silence,
you single confidence. Psychology calls it self assured nonverbal dominance. So,

(48:14):
in other words, if you're out and someone tells you
a little joke, don't laugh at it and just let
it sit there with nothing but silence and just look
at them.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
What seductive? Right to me? Somebody comes apart to me like, hey,
what's your name? Going to buy you a drink and
just stare. I guess that's seductive.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Be less reactive, I mean that's one way to make
them feel small.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
So that's more domination.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
I'm seductive af I didn't realize that because I'm fine
with silence, like it doesn't bother me, and I don't
ever rush to fill in the silence. But it's not
that I'm trying to be seductive. It's just that I'm like, okay, cool,
if you want to be quiet, be quiet or whatever
about me, you know, but I know for a lot
of people that awkward silence is very hard, and I
do it joining those awkward moments when it's awkwardly silent,
and you know, the other persons like uncomfortable because it's

(49:04):
funny for me. I'm like, can't they just relax and
enjoy the silence? But they're so comfortable. But I didn't
know I was being seductive. Absolutely, yeah wow, self assured
nonverbal dominance is what that's called. So that's step number
one to being more seductive, according to this article. So
be less reactive, don't overlaugh, don't rush to feel silence,

(49:24):
just stand there.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah we've only gone through one thing and it's making
me strussed. Yeah, you don't do well with silence, Victoria, No,
because it's just quiet and I can't help.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
But like, I don't do well silence, So then I'm
thinking in my own mind, like funny things and what
do I say?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
What do I do?

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
My gosh, wait, he's looking. Wait I'm looking. What am
I looking at?

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Oh Jesus, here's the next tip to being more seductive.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Slow down your speech.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
It says, pause between sentences and let the silence hang
to create tension.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
So there's a fine line between that and just like
really weird creepy.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
You have an awkward pause and then you're like, well,
I enjoin the silence.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Lick my lips. What your.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
Name?

Speaker 19 (50:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Way for it.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
It also says to soften your tone and lower your
pitch slightly. This makes sense people rate deeper slower voices
is more trustworthy and emotionally intelligent. So lower your voice
and slow down your speech, Victoria, you want to try
to seduce? Yeah, everybody right now? You can read an
email if you want.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Hey, guys, how's you're not going? That does not sound seductive.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
That's somehow somebody trying to do a bad cowboy impression
like your.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Voices, Like, wow, it's tending to go deeper.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
I didn't say to sound like a cowboy. Hey, y'all,
come this water and hole. Often my name is victoria.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
It works for men.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
I mean you think about like that cowboys standing and
the thing talking real slow going.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Hey baby, you look like a wild horse needs to
be broke.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I got it. I've been breaking horses for a long
time like you. That's when you start going. I will
go to a hey baby, want go steeven.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I would not be able to say any of these
things or in the tone that it needs to be
done without laughing at the whole scenario.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
You just focus on silence and want to be more seductive,
be less reactive, don't really talk much, don't feel in
the silence, pause between sentences, and speak slow, speak with
a lower voice, and also hold eye contact longer than usual,
it says. Research calls this the intimacy equilibrium. Holding just
a second longer than the social norm increases perceived interest.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, so let that eye contact just linger. This sounds
like a really bad date. I once went on, and
let me tell you, I never saw that man again.
Why it was weird. It was awkward.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
We were both sitting in silence because no one knew
what to say, and all you know was finance, and
so I don't want to respond, And then I left
it in silence, and then it's just it was trying.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
To seduce you with silence and money. That works for people, No,
not me.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Here's the last tip it has on how to be
more seductive, and this is another one that you have
to really kind of perfect, I think, but it says,
be unpredictable, especially in the way that you walk. It says,
if you normally walk grounded, slower, breathing, and compostured, you
project control. So sometimes you need to also walk a
jittery A.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
No, it looks like you're anxious.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
So in other words, go from just walking normal to
having a seizure quick.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Makes me nervous on the corner.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Seductive, you gotta look Marty from Madagascar, go and zigzagg.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
That's unpredictable as you can be.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
It says, don't always text back. Oh I hate that rule.
That's so blowny text back your phone is in your hand.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Don't be rude.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Basically, in order to be seductive, you need to look
like a total psychopath. Don't laugh or talk to anybody.
Let the silence just fill in. Talk very very slowly,
and let people hang on your every word in a
low pitched voice than you normally have hold eye contact
super long, and be crazy unpredictable. Kanye West is seductive.

(53:28):
He's the most seductive person on the planet. Probably it's
time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
So some shows are more problematic than others, but this
one show is gaining a lot of attention because apparently
one million Moms, this is an organization that raises flags,
is now upset with Wheel of Fortune.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
They're upset with Wheel of Fortune. Of fortune. I'll tell
you they raised flags in just a second.

Speaker 8 (53:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
They like to complain about stuff. Yeahs, like or alarms
or whatever. You want to visit with Karens, a bunch
of Karens, Yeah, or you know, just concern others. They
want to be in control of everything that is put
out there for their.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Ear holes to listen to, not the ear holes, the
ear holes. Before we get to that though, really quickly.
Do you feel like you're more confident to do your
job when you are dressed appropriately And I don't mean
like cute outfit, I mean you are dressed with all
of the tools that you need to do your job.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yes, I think so. Okay. I've always done morning well,
not always done morning radio.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
I did other things in my life, but I've done
morning radio for a long time, and one thing that
always drove me nuts is when I'd see people that
would show up with it like like basically in their pajamas. Yeah,
because I'm like, you're performing, so you should at least
get up and shower and put on clothes and like,
you know, you don't have to like wear a suit.
I don't wear a suit to work, but at least
like be awake, you know, because I have been I've

(54:42):
seen what you're doing. I've never worked with any what No.
I used to work with one person who showed up
with in pajamas, but for the most part, nobody showed
up pajamas. But I have seen people coming to do
their morning show in straight up like you could tell
they just woke up and they were in their pajamas,
And I'm like, how can you even get up to
like be entertaining.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
At that point, Victoria and I look at each other,
goes your pajamas, Well, your pajamas, Yeah, your pajamas.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I guess nights are late really a sweatpants.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
One time I spent the night in this studio and
I booked it out of here at two o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
I've seen people straight up in radio halls looking like
they should have a teddy bear, like those kind of pajamas,
and I'm like, how do you are you awake to
do a show?

Speaker 5 (55:22):
And this is just radio. So imagine if you had
a job that required tools, it could probably be really set.
And Butterball knows this and that's why they are launching
their Thanksgiving hosting pants. What because if you are hosting
Thanksgiving this year, you need to be dressed right. And
their pants come built in with a feature that holds
the thermometer pocket, there's a towel, there's utensils, because there's

(55:44):
the Turkey talk Line number printed upside down, so you
can just be like, well, here we go, Turkey help me.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
That's cool. I like that super equipped to be the
best host of all time.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
In your Butterball pants, are they girl pants or guy
pants or can anyone buy it?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
They are anybody pants. They are for the host that
is doing Thanksgiving right.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Pants should be there as someone's a little different.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Okay, do you want to join one million Moms and
get upset about it?

Speaker 12 (56:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Write a letter.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Because one million Moms is really upset and their thrown
fits with Wheel of Fortune. So here's some of the
things that have been coming out on Wheel of Fortune.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
If you have not watched in a while, it's you
actually have it. Well, there's there's These are little audio
clips of some of the stuff that's been popping out tomorrows. No,
you'd like to.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Salve okay, bridle and gold shower.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Sorry, uh pain, there is a pee, a group of
pill pushers wheel.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Stuff like that has been happening on Wheel of Fortune.
And then they've started using this new phrase. Then it's
called what the fun They're like, oh, okay, it's the fun.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Wait, so what's bad about all that? It's funny?

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Apparently it's too upset about it, and moms are upset
about it. This is a family show and they need
to rethink their presentation if they want all these one
million moms and they're one million babies to watch it.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Anybody sitting down with their kids and watching Wheel of Fortune,
I don't know, are kids watching Wheel of Fortune?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I want to now now that it looks like it looks.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Like it might actually be kind of entertaining. Now I
think they've done a good job with it. I might
actually watch it.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Hey, you imagine watching that with your grandma. That's hysterical.
I used to watch that with my grandma. Like if
somebody's saying like pill pushers, I'd be done what it means.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
She'd be like, I'm a pill push I have to
take a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Weeks a gramma. Anyway, if you feel the way that
they do.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
And you know, I don't know, like they're the only
ones that are watching Wheel of Fortune anymore, Like the
demo is not exactly kids. There's not a lot of
teenagers out there being like, dude, should we watch Wheel
of Fortune?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Six seven? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Why did you say it like that?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
That's what's trending.

Speaker 12 (58:03):
Jubiles dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Hello, oh hello, hey you have ay little secret? Yes,
I do have one? Sweet what is it?

Speaker 8 (58:13):
So? Back when I was.

Speaker 12 (58:14):
In elementary school for seventh and eighth grade, I had
to take nid terms and finals. It was a weird
thing that my elementary school did. But during my eighth
grade year, my grandfather had unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Passed away whenever we.

Speaker 12 (58:30):
Had to take our finals, and I had a teacher
that taught English and she was very forgetful, and so
I had to miss most of the days that we
had to take the finals, and my English teacher when
I came back, she asked me when I wanted to
take it, and I gave her a day. But then
the day came and I knew I had to take
the final, but she had forgotten, and I just didn't

(58:52):
tell her that I had to make up the final,
and so I just went the eighth grade year without
taking my final.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
I never caught up with you.

Speaker 12 (59:00):
Nope, they never called on and I can say it
was not the first time that I.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Had done something like that. Wow. In our class.

Speaker 12 (59:08):
That same year, I had to submit a project, but
I got sick the day it was due, and I
had barely even started on the project, and the days
just came and gone. They never asked me where it was.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Had a grade book for those this conditioning is not safe.
It's going to be his wedding. It's going to be
his stuff that works. Something's going to pop up and
he's gonna be like, ah, I'm sick, your grandpa's jeez.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
Or you're going to be at a very important job
interview ten years round back. So tell me about that
eighth grade test.

Speaker 12 (59:40):
Well, thanks, Hopefully they never asked about it.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, well thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (59:44):
Oh you're welcome and that was an honor to talk
to you.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
All appreciate it. Thank you. We will be giving you
a test after this, so have a good one.

Speaker 8 (59:55):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
All right, buye What's your dirty little secret?

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