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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We finally have the answer to one of life's biggest questions.
It's the Jew will show. Sure, there's the usual big
questions that people ponder, like what came first the chicken
or the egg? We sadly only Hans know the answer
to that and we don't speak their language. Or another
big life question that people have is who is the
legendary weirdo that figured out that cow milk tasted so good?
(00:21):
And why was he not locked up immediately for his research? Honestly, yeah,
that's right. But of course there's another one, and we
finally might have the answer that question is what makes
a man a dependable, manly man that all the ladies want?
Oh well, if you're a person who likes dudes, you're
in luck. And if you're a dude who wants me
to like you, you're also in luck. Because, according to
one researcher who is going viral, there's one way to
(00:43):
tell if a man is actually the type of guy
that you can count on in any situation, and it
all has to do with what they have in their car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
How can you spot a man that is dependable and
will be there for you for whatever you need? We'll
tell you next, so you can be on the lookout,
or if you're a dude, you can start doing this.
People will think you're dependable right after this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Are you looking for a good dependable man? It's the
double show. And no, I'm not offering one. I'm taking
into the only thing that people can really depend on
me for is to be late for things. I'm asking
because apparently there's only one way to tell if a
guy is a dependable man, a kind of superhero that
you only read about in books, and it's super easy.
One researcher is going viral for what they say is
(01:25):
the surefireway to tell if a man is the type
of guy that you can count on for anything, the
type of dude that you'd bring home to Mom they
probably fixed something for.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
This is actually very helpful because you know, most men
out there will tell you that they can, and they
are a lot more lip service than they are actions,
so you can skip that part by this.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So this is exciting to me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you like dudes, I'm about to give you some
valuable information, and if you're a dude, I'm going to
give you some valuable information as well, So you can
start faking it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'll tell you what it is in a second. But
remember you can always listen to anything on the show
on our pot. Just go to the Jubilshow dot com
and you can listen to whatever you want whenever you want,
the jewelshow dot com. All right, now, how can you
tell if a guy is worth your time? It all
starts with taking a look in their car? What are
we looking for? According to this researcher who's going viral
for their surefireway to tell if a man is a dependable,
(02:17):
manly man, the type of guy that you can count
on for anything, they must have these items in their car.
I'll go over them right now. Anti nausea pills. What
he carries Anti nauja pills in their car at all times?
Like dramamine? Is that what they mean? Like just for
motion sickness? You just happen to have that in your car?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Do you think pepto would work? Like it's not anti nausea,
but it's like, you know, kind of still somebody that
tells me that you get nauseus a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
And we're talking abut to go on roller coasters, Not
that you're gonna help me for anything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It says, when a man has medication that can help
his passengers in his car, it shows that he's genuinely
reliable for anything you might need. It depends on the medication.
Like I've always got something that people might like in
my car. I don't know if they want that medication.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's nice to have the option, though, right, Like do
you want to get into the car and have an
option to make this some What kind of ride is.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It going to be today?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So he gets in there, like I'm a little nauseous,
let me just take one of these. No, you're in
for a ride?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
A couple of yes.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We're going over a list from a research who has
gone viral for posting the things that a man should
have in his car if he's a manly man. Is
how to spot a dependable, manly man who will help
you out in any situation if they have these things
in their car? A first aid kit? What I like
anybody who has a first aid kit? All things that
I don't think anybody has in their car.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Who was a first aid kit? Well, I guess I
have a first aid kid in my car? Why I
do too? Most cars come with first aid kits, don't.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
They no, oh, yeah, yeah, you sound like someone who
would just have first aid kit in your car.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know why'd you bot you have first aid kit?
He's the person that needs to have the first aid
kit in his car.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yes, but there's no way that man's gonna go out
and buy it, because you'll forget.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
A first aid kit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
To impress my girlfriend, we were going camping and I
wanted to show her that I was a dependable dude.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I was like, I'm gonna buy a first aid kit.
And then she was like, why'd you buy a first
aid kit? You don't need this, And I was like, dang,
it didn't work. You would need that more for yourself.
With all the ninjas started to flay out with I'm
so impressed though. I think it's great be prepared.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Also, they say, if a man has jumper cables in
his car, then he's a dependable man that you can
count on in the situation.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That makes sense. Yehow you have jumper cables? Congrats? Yeah,
producer free, How does that make sense? Everybody should have
jumper cables in their car? Well, everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Because your car goes dead, you or somebody else goes dead, you,
you have the jumper cables right there.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
The man, you have jumper cables in their car, though,
I bet you don't know how to use jumper cables.
It's literally put in one here, put in one here,
there's what four contact points.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It is still funny. I still stand on my point.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Listen, if they have the jumper cables, though, just picture
you're sitting in the car, all of a sudden, the
car goes dead.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If he sits there and he's like, the car's dead,
I don't know what I'm gonna doo. Or I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I got jumper cables. Let's flag down somebody and get
this handled.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Handle it go.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A bus gets out of the Watch a YouTube tutorial
for twenty minutes on how to do it. Six tools
are there, it says, even if a man doesn't know
how to use the specific tools for the job, just
having them shows that he's automatic more reliable than people
who don't.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Man, I've helped strangers with jumper cables. That's a real
thing to do. It's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'll just see it when I believe it, because I've
met a few guys who like they've had him in
their car.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
They didn't buy them. Someone else's bought then to put
them in their car.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But they're there, though, So why are you mad? Because
it's like helpful though, So like why are you mad?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm mad about that one. But
I just don't think I'm gonna rely on you for everything.
He's just not gonna see him as the most reliable
dude ever. No, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We're going over a list from a researcher who's gone
viral saying that if a man has these things in
his car, he's a dependable, manly man that you can
count on in the situation. If he has spare change
in his car, then he's a dependable man that you
can count on.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This one, I don't get.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why who uses cash anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's a better question.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, it's not like you can go get the candy
out of this little candy machine. It's like that would
be nobody does that anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It says, sometimes it can show a man's humanity if
he keeps spare change. I think they're just digging just
a little bit, right, Yeah, if he keeps spare change
in his car for when he passes somebody on the
side of the road who needs it more than he does. Oh,
we're just assuming that's why he has it in there,
because he's got jumper cables.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He must be a saint, although he still has it
in his car, so he's not giving it out to people.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But also, what is twenty five cents going to do
for somebody that's standing on the corner if you really
want to help him pull out a bill?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, given somebody a quarter at this point is kind
of insulting in itself peasence.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And the last thing that they say a man cool
should have in his car that shows that he's a
dependable man that you can count on in any situation
is a state park sticker. Bro, What a state park sticker?
That's how you know if a guy's dependable.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I've never those of my life.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, well, now, like let's go backwards. They have a
state part sticker, they have all these other tools. Are
they going to kill me and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Leave me at the state park?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Also what I'm thinking duck tape and zip ties in
the back?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's another Jebile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Hello, Hi, this is p Deakins calling from Corporate HR.
I was looking for Sparkle. This is our Hey, Sparkle,
how are you.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
I'm going yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm great.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I know we haven't met before, but listen, I'm calling
you because I need to go over a vacation requests
that you just.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Put in with us.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, yep, came across my desk today as I was
doing my approvals, and I'm calling actually, unfortunately, to let
you know that we are not going to be able
to honor your vacation requests coming up for the week
that you're asking off.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Okay, why is that I submitted it a while ago
and out initially.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So I don't know if you know this, but we
have some guidelines here at the company that a certain
number of employees can't take vacation all at the same time,
and there are a number of people that are asking
for vacations on that date and they've given reasons and
explanations for their vacation, and unfortunately, yours just came with
no reason at all, just asking for days off.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
And so I I knew the reason.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, if you want to be taken seriously, you need
to have to have a reason. So unfortunately, yours is
not going to be approved for this one. And maybe
the next time you request a vacation, you might want
to put down a specific reason that you're taking off,
because we tend to take those a little more seriously
than we do the ones that are just.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like, oh, I want to take a couple of days
off for a reason.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh no, I don't know what you mean, because I
already was approof of it, and I took my time,
I paid for my ticket, my slight, everything already. So
you can't just call me now and tell me that I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Not approved refundable.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I hope, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh shoot, well yeah, unfortunately, I'm sorry. There's no way
we're going to be able to honor that. Like I said,
just too many employees need to take vacation at the
same time, and I needed to make sure I got
mine in as well, and so unfortunately going to have
to call let you know that yours is not approved.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Okay, So what reason is everyone else having that they
can get their time but I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh well, there's all sorts of things. I know for mine,
because I got mine in kind of late. I have
a wedding that I need to attend, and so that
wedding is going to be at the same time that.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
You asked for it.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
So you got yours and late I put my name first.
But you get to go on vacation and I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, because I have a reason for my vacation.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
That's not a legitimate reason. My reason is more important.
But I don't have to let anybody know my reason.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, well, how about this sparkle.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
So I guess I should I probably shouldn't share this much,
but I was trying to take a vacation at the
same time that you had asked for and it's for
a very important reason. And like I said, there is
a rule on the number of employees that we can't
take vacation at the same time.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
And that sounds like a you problem and not a
neat problem.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
So you need to get together right now.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Okay, yeah, but with yours being approved, take mine?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no
no no no no. Oh wait a second, So you
don't want to approve mine because you want to take
a vacation.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, there's a wedding I need to attend. It's for
my bunnies.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Wait that again.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
There's a wedding that I need to attend a family wedding.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You need to attend a wedding for your bunnies, that's
what you said to me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yes, I did, but they are part of the family.
It's a bunny wedding, and so we're going to Hawaii.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
But you gotta be kidding me right now. So you
have me on the phone with this request for you
to go to a wedding for some bunnies, for bunnies,
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yes, it's our family bunnies. They're getting married in Hawaii,
so we're taking the whole family. So I think you
can understand why.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
No, I cannot understand, and I don't think anybody else
with a sound mind would understand that. Well, at this point,
I don't care you're going to a wedding for bunnies.
I'm gonna take my vacation regardless. I don't give up
anymore this job. You guys can find somebody else to
feel me in while I am gone. I don't care.
Do your thing, happy wedding with your bunnies, Thank you
very much, and you can off this job and everybody else.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
That works in this building.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Sparkle.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you. Hey, your coworker Stephanie sets you up.
It's really joke. Yes, she said that your company has
been strict about vacations that she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Oh my god, I can't believe in this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone breaks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Did you know that there was a world record for
the most matches shoved in someone's nose.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Like fire matches, just matches.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whatever the world record was originally has just been broken.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So if you're curious what that means and how many
matches that is, I will tell you how many matches
somebody shoved in their nose in just a second. But first,
poor Sidney Sweeney. She is breaking records, but for all
of the wrong reasons.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So, I don't know if you've heard about her new movie, Christy.
It's a boxing biopic for biopic, however you'd like to
pronounce it, And it debuted terribly, but after the first
couple weeks it continues to be terrible. So it's saying
it's the second worst drop between opening week and second
week in movie history.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh woa that bad? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
But her co star, one of the people that is
in this movie as well, has been blaming Sidney Sweeney
for why it sucked so bad.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Do you remember Ruby Rose?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It was a model actress that used to be compared
to Justin Bieber because people used to think that the
two of them looked alike. So Ruby Rose is also
in this movie, and she's just been like blaming Sidney
Sweeney for why it sucked.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, trust me, it's good. You gotta check it out.
It's terrible, but it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, are they blaming her? I do think Sidney Sweeney
is not a bad actress.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I think she thinks she's a bad person too. And
then yeah, it's kind of ridiculous for to blame anybody.
The accountability of the movie should follow on everybody everyone movie. Yeah, right,
so manby, see for yourself and see if it really
deserves this review. I mean, because sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes
it just didn't have the right hypeer promo.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
People were really mad that she was like an interview
and she didn't take accountability when asked about like that.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Genes Ad.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I think people are kind of like turning the page
on Sidney Sweeney. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
They turned it real quick though, like how fast they
were like with her and then flipped on her.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, next day it was offensive the way she tried
to have a booty in that ad.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think I just don't think she fully understood the
problem that, yeah, that's what you wore.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Mad, Yeah, she doesn't think she gets it. Yeah, I
think people don't really like that much for that. People
are already hating on her though.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's like, dang, well, anyway, we'll focus our energy onto
other things like matches in your nose. Okay, Well it's
crazy because there's always kids that shove stuff in your
nose and they tell you since the moment you're born,
don't stick anything in your nose. So like, at what
point do you decide this is going to be my
life's journey to become the world record holder. So a
(13:50):
Swedish dad named Martin decided to break the world record
by stuffing eighty one matches.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Up his nose. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
The previous record was sixty eight and he said, nah,
I'm going for eighty one.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Dang, that's a lot. A forty two year old Nostril.
I almost had to go to the hospital because I
shoved a coffee bean up my nose once did that
for fun. Yeah, I was in a grocery store. Yeah,
I was in a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I was a kid because they smell good, and I
was like, I want to smell this thing for a while.
I don't want to smell the go away, So I
shoved the coffee bean up my nose him. They thought
they were gonna have to call, like take me to
the hospital because it wouldn't come out for a long time.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And I finally got that thing out. Is how did
you get it out?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't remember really, I was young, but I think
the whole lot of like trying to blow your nose.
Parents are wrenching on your nose trying to get the
thing out. I like this so much, I'm gonna smell
it all day.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Maybe we don't do that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Then I got older and I put other Columbian and
things up.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
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Speaker 1 (14:57):
Sabrina is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Darren so in a few minutes. So we're going to
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Sabrina,
how long has it been since you heard from Darren?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
It's been about a week. Yeah, seventies actually of digital silence.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Have you reached out to him?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Yeah, actually yesterday I did. I asked him if he
wanted to get wine drunk and make bad decisions.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
But nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's a great text. I love that, but okay, it'd
be awesome text to get. Were there any other messages
the attent before that one?
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yeah? Last week I texted him, like immediately after a date.
I said hey, I had a great time and asked
if he wanted to do something again. But still nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
So it was super cute. We went to pasta place
like that actually made homemade pasta and oh my god,
the RIGATONI was to die for. Yeah, yeah, he takes
the spot out, so points for great Kate. He wore
this button up that looks like he had ironed it,
which is pretty rare these days. Like we sad for hours.
(16:08):
On top of that, like he and I just went
on and up until closing time, Like the server literally
started vacuuming around us. Yeah, you know, I said like,
let's maybe get up and go, and he kind of
didn't initiate it. But once we did walk to the
parking garage together, I mean, we had this moment I
(16:31):
almost like he was going to kiss me, but he
just hugged me instead and like held me really tight
for a moment and then said dry space. It was
really intentional.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay. Did he say anything about seeing you again after that?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
No, nothing really got broke, like brought up or planned.
You know, It's just kind of I felt we left
on a great note.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, and then just nothing after the date.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah. I mean like we did great turn taking with
talking and I just felt like, okay, I felt like
the ball was in his court after he said drive space, Like, okay,
that kind of meant the follow up was to come
the next day. But nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah. I feel that too.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I mean, it sounds like everything went really well, especially
since you closed the restaurant down. I mean, he could
have tried to leave at any time at that point.
Is there anything that could have happened though? That would
be the reason why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
I have a tendency to overshare, like just a smidge,
and we got on the topic of XES, which I
didn't bring up, by the way, but I accidentally mentioned
to answer one of his questions that I do have
a tad too, and it's my ex's name. Oh yeah,
(17:55):
totally due to a cano the old weekend. I mean,
bad decision all around.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You are the only person that's accidentally gotten the wrong tattoo.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, I mean it was right at the time.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
And I made it really clear to him that I
hate that X right now and I'm in the process
of getting it removed. I mean, I'm just not the
type of person that gets the name tattooed on them. But,
like I said, bad decision. I feel pretty embarrassed by it.
By I am also pretty embarrassed. I even like shared
about it.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, it's a cute little nugget. You know, if you
were to see parts of your body at some point.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
And you find it right, I guess it's good to
be honest. It's the best quolity.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, well, we'll see if there is the tattoo that
is the reason you're getting ghosted, Well, play a song,
come back, and then call him and see if you'll
tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe it's your
second day if you still want them.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, okay, we'll get your first A follow up right
after this, right in the middle of your first A
follow up, if you're just joining us. Sabrina is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Darren.
So in a second we're gonna call him see if
you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe or
a second date. But first, Sabrino, why don't you break
down your date again one more time?
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
I felt like it was a great date, and we
were talking until the restaurant was closing, I mean, and
had this moment outside in the parking garage. I just
don't know what went wrong, other than I could have
possibly spilled too much about my tattoo that is of
my ex's name.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Would you care?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Probably not. I don't think I would care. It depends
where the tattoo was, how big it was, you know,
so you're not going.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
To talk to Maybe that was a bad example.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, I also can't judge because I have tattoos that yeah,
so yeah, that I want to get rid of. But anyway, well,
we hope it's not that. Yeah, we'll see if it is.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
All right. Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Yeah, I'm definitely ready for this.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to
Darren please.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yeah, this is Darren.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Hey Darren, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbil Show. Hi Darren, Amina.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jubel.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Have you ever heard the show before?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yeah? Yeah, so I'm guessing this is about Sabrina.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Huh, yes it is. It's the first date follow up.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You know, the segment where if you go somebody, they
can email us to call you and find out why
are you ghosting them? Sabrina emailed us about you. We
talked to her and she said that she thought everything
was cool. She really liked you, but now you're ghostinger.
Do you have a minute to tell us why?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah? She ate off my plate with her bare hands.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
What do you mean that's it? Yeah? She reached across
the table mid sentenced, robbed a meat pull with their
fingers and said, show just one bye, then popped it
in her mouth like it was a tic tac and
lick her fingers.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
She grabbed a meatball with her bare hands. Okay, gotta
love a meatball. That's enough to go somebody though.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Uh for me, it was like watching someone sends a
flag mid air, no warning, just boom ball gone.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, hold me though, if you can do that, like,
I mean, that's impressive to pop a hole meatball in
your mouth that quick.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But Darian, she told us you guys like hung out
to the restaurant closed. Did you just I don't know,
decide to put that in the back of your mind
until the end.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Of the day.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Honestly, yeah, because I wanted to dessert because she ate
my food.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, okay, okay, And that's the only reason.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Is the meatball tiktac incident?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
You know, I feel like that's a pretty significant thing.
Like you don't think that's the big I think.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I would be annoyed if somebody didn't ask and they
just reached across and grabbed my off my plate.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
But not only did she not ask, she did it
with her bare hands.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It was just not really comfortable with.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
You, I guess. But I didn't even know how to react.
I just stared at my plate like it betrayed me.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's a good point, I don't know how to react either.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Like French fries, that's fine, like you assume people would
grab those, But to take a little meatball with your fingers.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Meat ball is an interesting too. It's a little messy.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I don't even want anyone touching more French fries.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Darren, you might already know this, but Sabrina's on the
phone and she's been listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Oh my god, Hi Darren, Hey, Sabrina.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Like honestly, it was the meatball that that was the
that was the final trigger for you.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Look, you didn't even use a pork, You just counce
like a lion.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
Yeah, I mean it was one meatball.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
I was just being playful, plightful. You were shrubling pool
of your free tavement.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
Oh no, I was not. I was being like sexy
with the meatball and drawing attention to my mouth with it.
You've got a caveman from that.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
That was not sexy at all. That was probably the
most unsexy thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Are you not into girls? Because I would think any
guy would think that's sexy.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Look, I mean I am in the girls, and you are.
You're beautiful and you're nice, but it was definitely a
boundary violation. And honestly, I'd barely barely known you an
hour and you were reaching across the table for my food.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
I mean, honestly, that's going far boundary violation. Like, come on, seriously,
it was just cute. I mean, if you need me too,
I'll get you more.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Meanfalls, it's not about the meatball. It's about trust, it's
about about Sabrina.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
And hygiene.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
This is ridiculous hygiene, Like, honestly, because I used my hands,
they were clean and it was going into my mind.
There's nothing unhygienic about it.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
That's why we have forks. You didn't even use a fork.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Would you still be ghosting here if she would have
used a fork instead of her hands?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Well, if she had asked first if she could have
a meatball and then use her fork, Yeah, that would
be a totally different story.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So if she promises to use forks from here on out,
does that change that for you? Or is it correct?
Speaker 6 (24:26):
You know, I just have some trauma unpacked with this
stolen meatball.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Clearly he would you like another date with Sabrina? Will
pay for it?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Hmm?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Let me think, do I want to go on another
date with the woman who used her bare hands to
grab food off of my plate, risking all sorts of
disease and end of the world. Fiaska, Now I'm good.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
No, no, Darren again it was the meatball. Then good
luck finding someone you can handle your deep emotions to use,
the need of having a fork uthed.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Every time, and good luck learning how to use one.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Jubile's first day follow it only some sort of a
mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You're virgin who can't dry.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It's almost time for America's a favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Romerias in
a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
So call us up if you want to play.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the jewbelshow dot com if you think you
can roast Victoria and the fires of factual fury, leaving
nothing behind with the faint smell of lost dignity and
the burning embers of expired brain cells.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
God, you're such a poet, bro I man needed to
stop grind embers.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Come on, yeah, you know it sounded amazing. What's not
it for me? It's against me? Are usually going to
describe me as like a phoenix rising out of the
ashes and into my light? Dang it? Something like that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Here you go, play You vers Victoria next, so you
will show good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Am I gonna?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
It's tall?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
Chant a large black coffee?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Large black coffee.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
I mean a large?
Speaker 9 (26:23):
He means a venti? Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Venti is large.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
No venti is twenty danny large is large.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets, and let's
meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Chase, what's up, Chase? How are you?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (26:56):
I'm good. How are you doing great?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Do you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria?
Or get.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
I think I have what it takes to be demolished?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Why does that sound kind of had?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Well, let's see, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Chase, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Outright to win. Okay, all right?
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Sound good?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
All right, Chase, here we go. Your time starts now
and the story of Jack and the Beanstock? What does
Jack trade his magic beans for?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Which Norwegian artist created the scream?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I don't know what that is? Moby Dick is a
novel about what kind of animal?
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, what's the name of the red crustacean in Disney's
The Little Mermaid?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and
while she's getting ready and putting on her headphones and stuff, Chase,
what are you asking Santa to give you for Christmas
this year?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I'm asking for twenty five Lamborghinia.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Okay, all right, I hope Santa you can deliver that
to you. Were you a good boy? Oh? Nina, Nina's
really leaning into that. I'm sorry, man, all this espresso
is really going to my head. Victoria, what are you
gonna ask Santa for this year? For joy?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Just kidding?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I got a hole list? Have you been good though?
I've been great?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and you have to beat Chase outright to win. Okay, yep,
all right, Chase, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
All right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And the story of Jack and the bean Stock? What
does Jack trade his magic beans for?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's not that you, I thought? What does he needs?
You need something from his parents? What was it? What
was it? Beans? Wait? No, he trades the beans saying
you saying milk, which Norwegian artists great created the scream.
I hated that. Uh the scream. Queen moby Dick is
a novel about what kind of animal oil?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What's the name of the red crustacean? And Disney's The
Little Mermaids, But not that I know because I'm thinking,
did you hear the last question?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
The name of the little retate think Red Crustacean and
the Little mariaid the Red crab.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Wait, Crustacean, what you are?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You're over, dude, out of time, out of time, out
of time, out of time. Let's sit it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Our social media producer Gabby bro who made these questions.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Hey, I Chase did in fact get demolished.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Victoria got too correct, and Chase got one. Oh you
were so late? Though you were late? Are you really
that's not my fault? Y'all are talking during my timer?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Chase, thank you for playing. Unfortunately you didn't be. Victoria
did get Louis Thomlinson tickets just for playing, though.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Is that good?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
The face though a cow is what Jack and the
bean stock traded his magic beans for. There's an Edward
Munch is the Norwegian artist that created the Scream. Moby
Dick is a novel about a whale. Like the Sound
and the Red, it's an art piece. And then the
Red Crustacean is a crab and disease a little mermaid,
and it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Is the Bastian, the red crustacean. Why do you call
it a crustation?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Listen, if you ever go to San Francisco, the best
restaurant is called the Crustacean.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
But if it's a crab, just noodles. Give him to me.
Just technically a lobster, Victoria. So he's a lobster. Yeah,
he's a lob since one. Are you sure that has
always been crab? What is these?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
How on earth can I miss such a sweet, little
succulent crab. Chas is Sebastian a crab or a lobster?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What's the crab?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Crab?
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Way?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
He's a crab right now?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I just sang the part of the song where he
was called a crab a lobster.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
He's a Jamaican crab. What do you mean it's like
a lobster, Gabby? What the heck does a lobster look
like to you? He kind of looks longer, he's long.
He is a little longer, but I think he is
a crab, being really nice about it.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It is longer. He's longer looking I can see that. Yeah,
he's long. He's long.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, No, he's delicious and butter. We all know that.
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Thank you so much got out my daughters, Peyton and Elena,
they're the ones that signed me up.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
We played you Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning remembers. You want to play your c mus
at the Jubile Show or go to the jebelshow dot com.
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Alicia is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been married to her husband Edward for three years,
but now she thinks something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Sorry about that, Alicia,
(32:17):
what's going on? Why do you think that your husband
Edward's cheating? Hi?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Well, I mean it's kind of a it's.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Kind of a bit of a story.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Well, we work for the same company, but we work
in at different departments, so we've never really had to
interact that much. I have a different boss in my
department and my husband, Edward is the boss in his department,
And you know, we're both very professional at work and
we're very by the book, so when we come home,
(32:48):
we don't really talk very much about work, and it's
been good for us in the relationship, but sometimes it
can be at a little boring. But you know, we
just don't really talk about our days, I guess when
we get home until about until about a month ago,
(33:10):
some things have just gotten sort of rocky in the
past month, and my husband and I have been going
to therapy, trying to work with a therapist and then
trying to talk things. But it doesn't really feel like
things are getting better. It just feels like everything is
sort of plateaued right, and they've not gotten worse. And
(33:36):
I just feel like Edward, I don't know, he seems
he's very detached. He feels he seems like he's bored,
like he just wants to not come home or not.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Really like talk to me.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
And I feel like I've tried everything I could think
of to like spice things up and keep him interested.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Are you bored?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
No, you know, I mean I've been.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
We've been married for a while, you know, well not a.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
While, but three years, so it's a long time to
be married.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
And you know, it's comfortable now, so I'm not really bored.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
But I mean there are times when things have gotten
sort of complacent, but that I think that's just life.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Sure, do you.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Think that he's actually cheating on you or do you
think that because he's bored that he might.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Well, here's the thing is we you know, we both
take separate cars to work, even though we're going to
the same place, but we both get home. He usually
gets home a little later, but now he's been getting
home like a few hours later than he usually does.
And he's also been getting text from his secretary Lizzy
(34:46):
right before we go to bed at ten eleven it
which is pretty late for us. And I've asked him, like,
why does your secretary keep texting you?
Speaker 8 (34:55):
What does she need to talk to you about like
eleven o'clock at night?
Speaker 9 (34:58):
And he says, oh, it's just work.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
He's right, you know, I'll say, just stop talking, like
stop being like that.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Like you're being crazy right now.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I don't like that.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Yeah, I mean, it's very like he just has like
these prepared answers to kind of shoot me down whenever
I ask him anything about Lizzy to where I don't
feel comfortable talking about it. But I don't think that's
appropriate or that she probably needs to text him that late.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, Yeah, No, I think you think you're right? Does
Lizzy know you?
Speaker 9 (35:27):
Does? Yeah, she knows me.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Okay, I mean, coworkers don't need to be texting that
late unless you're working on a special project and it's
like a one time thing.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But that's like not an everyday thing. Yeah, I mean,
could he be working on a special project.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I don't think so, But it's I don't think so.
I think work is just normal as it's always been.
I don't think they have anything special going on right now.
But it's also just like the way he responds in
his tone whenever I ask him about it, he gets
very defensive.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, not a good defensive and this is usually not
a good sign when it comes to that. Well, we'll
see if we can.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Help you out.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
You already told us what grocery store you guys are
Rewards card members at, So we'll call pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered to anybody that they want, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
See if he sends us to here or somebody else.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, thank you, play, So I'll come back and get
your to catch teater next right in the middle of
to catch a teeter if you're just joining us. Alicia
is on the phone and she thinks that her husband
of three years, Edward, might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and tell him
that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
(36:35):
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Alicia
or to somebody else. But first, Alisha, why don't you
refresh our memory of your situation?
Speaker 8 (36:43):
My husband and I.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Have been having problems lately, AND's been going to therapy
and thanks has gotten worse that they haven't really gotten better.
And lately he hasn't been coming home from work right away,
and he's been getting checks from his chex terry pretty
late at night and won't tell me what they're about
(37:05):
and gets pretty defensive when I ask him.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
So just wondering what's going on?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, me too, see if we can find out for you.
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corble calling
from So I was looking for a Rewards card member
named Edward.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yes, speaking Hi Edward. Please don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say
congrats here this month's big winner.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Wow. Yeah, I must be uh, I must be my Lucky.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Day I win the flowers. Every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards Card member at random to say thank
you very much for being a customer and shopping with us.
You've won thirty six long stin red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
toy that you want within the fifty United States.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Actually wow, okay, yeah, no, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
I'm in Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:09):
Can I tell you who to make it up to?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All right, let me get my form pulled up then,
and okay, first thing I'll need is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
Sure, yeah, make it up to Lizzy.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Okay, great, I will do that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
And is there anything you would like to put on
a card before I get the address and stuff.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Sure, yeah, put Alicia.
Speaker 11 (38:32):
I listened to the show too, and Lizzy is my
free pass.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Okay, whoa, what are you serious right now?
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Putting me on the show, putting me on blast?
Speaker 6 (38:42):
You know I listened to the show.
Speaker 9 (38:43):
I know your voice, buddy.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, thank you for listening to this show.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, thank you for listening to the show. Obviously. Then
you know your wife is on the phone, Alicia and
suspects that you might be messing around.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
So you are absolutely yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm cheating on you with Lizzy.
Speaker 9 (38:58):
I'm cheating on with you with Lizia.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
I don't mean anything, all.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Right, listen, it's just musical.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
But guess what, she's my past because you cheated first,
and you know this.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Did you did she tell you that?
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Did she tell you that she's a cheater? Did she
tell you? Let them know? A?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Lisha, do you want to sellmer should that Alicia had
sex with her?
Speaker 6 (39:19):
Yeah? Two months ago. Do you know how I found out?
We drive separate.
Speaker 11 (39:23):
So one day I came home, I found a condom
wrapper in the wastebasket next to the.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Bed in my bed. All right, do you think we're
use condoms?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Now?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (39:32):
So then I'm ashamed.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
I felt being being cuckled by my my, your boss hers.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
So the way you deal with it is to cheat
on me with your secretary.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
That's the way I.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Deal with it, your secretary.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
That's so cliche. Yeah, that's the way that you deal
with it.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
To get back at me.
Speaker 11 (39:51):
Oh, give me a break, like we haven't gone to therapy,
Like we haven't gone through this that you owe me.
You admitted that we talked about having a free past.
Guess what, Lizzie is mine. I tried to be a
little bit doubled it. Yeah, I was kind of obvious.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
But for you to get mad about it, let alone
go on the radio and call it out.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Are you kidding me? Alicia? You hypocrite?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
So you lied about it, and it kind of doesn't
make it better that you just didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
But Alicia, you don't, I mean it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, sounds like you know you guys obviously have a
lot to talk about or to not talk about it anymore.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
I don't think you should just try to make it
an eye for an eye and get back at me
sleeping with your secretary and then lying to me about it.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
You were fine with an eye for an eye. You
said you owed me, all right, Do I have a
free pass or not?
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
You sort have just told her that you have that
you were taking advantage of the past. I mean at
that point, no.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
I'm sorry if I made you feel humiliated or called
you out, that was not what I wanted to do.
I just felt like you weren't talking to me and
you couldn't tell me what.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Was going on.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
If you wanted a free pass, why didn't you have
this conversation with me?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Did you have a conversation with me before you Do
you think I wanted any of this? Okay, well, Alicia,
you know ready, you got your answer.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
I just talk about this off the year when we
go home. I mean, I love you, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
I don't want to keep fighting with you.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Do you guys want to be together.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
I didn't enjoy being with Lizzie. It was a one
time thing, and I'm I'm, I'm I'm calling it off.
I don't want to do it again. I only did it.
Speaker 11 (41:30):
Because I felt like I had to gain some kind
of control all right back in the relationship. But no,
you're who I want to be with, and I hate
I hate everything about it.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
We didn't give up. Yeah, it's really good. It sounds
like you guys have something to talk about now in therapy. Yeah, well, yeah, okay,
good luck.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I hope you work it out. I do me too.
I'm glad you guys have love there.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Cool thanks Louchez, appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Thank you the Acord The Jewel.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Are you a green bean fiend yeah? Or a stuffing
sucker ooh yeah? Or a sweet potato succubus. We all
have our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, and just in time for
the holidays, experts have released what your Favorite Thanksgiving Dish
says about you?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yes? Yeah, person, so cob next, So.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
You can find out what your favorite Thanksgiving dish says
about you, or you can judge other people for what
they eat.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Next, it's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
They want to carry song.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
What is your favorite Thanksgiving treat?
Speaker 8 (42:37):
This is not?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
This is a shiving song? I hope you would do it.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Is it the turkey, oh lovey?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Is it the stuffing?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:50):
Love to eat?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Or is the classic Thanksgiving dish?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Hey Ben Barmesean, No, I don't think it's people. It
might be yeah, but just in time for the holidays,
experts have released what your Favorite Thanksgiving Dish says about you?
So we'll go over it now so you can find
out what your Thanksgiving dish says about you, or you
can look around the table and go ew people and
their favorite Thanksgiving dishes.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
If they take a bite of that green bean, you
know things.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
If you are a store bought pie person, ah, it
says you're one of those people who says everything when
asked what their favorite music.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Is, like to make my pies.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
If you also like storebought pies, it says hipsters annoy you.
But you wear crop tops and have at least one
nose piercing. Yeah, it's very specific.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
That's very specific.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
You drink cheap rose because you can't tell the difference well,
and your favorite leisure activities are watching Food Network while
eating takeout.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
I think food Network is It feels like a pretty
good job, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
It is a great time.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
That one's a little bit confusing because I got the
nosery and crop tops, and I like to buy pies,
but rose.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
He better be going over a list of what your
favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
If you like homemade pie, there you go.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
It says you have no patience for people who can't
take a compliment. Well, people who skate through life and
give you no extra credit for how hard do you try?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
You can barely control your rage.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yes, but sometimes when you get pushed, you know you
just have to release it.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
And you know, what's your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
I love stuffing. Stuffing is my jam? Okay and stuffing it?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh yeah? It says you're on a first name basis
with your neighborhood florist. Are you?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Are you on a first name basis with your neighborhood florist.
I don't know her name, but we know each other. Okay, okay.
It says you're a major rule follower and we'll snitch
on anyone if it will get you out of confrontation.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Oh that's not true, that's gay.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Your friends?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Are you the mom of the group as you probably
have tissues, midyl and a collapsible umbrella in your purse
right now?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
No one has Gabby? That is our social media pricher, Gabby. Yeah,
Gabby's accurate about your Gabby? What the heck? You guys?
Speaker 3 (45:12):
You are totally the mom of the great you are? Okay, fair,
I'll take that, Victoria. What's your favorite Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I would say either Mac and cheese or the green
bean castrole.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I do like a green bean cast role with the
crispy onions on kay. I never know what those work.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
The longest time, We're going over a list of what
your favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you. Green Casserole says
you have a fear of being basic and it plugs
your existence.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
I mean I do always walk in sometimes and I'm like, guys,
am I basic?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I think I am? But fine about it. Yeah, fomo
is the only reason you go out most of the time.
Oh that's so Yeah. Do you have fom a lot?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Because like, there could be one thing that could have
about the bars that night, and if I miss it,
everyone's gonna be talking about it the next Thanksgiving, next
Christmas and everything else other times.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
And it says that you overpluck your brow in two
thousand and five and I've never recovered.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I only I've ever plucked my eyebrows, and I name
like on the wax once it's actually an issue. It
says your hair is your best feature, Victoria. If you
like green bean cash, I do like my hair and
she's got beautiful hair.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
What's your favorite jubil cranberry sauce what really, Cranberry sauce
is my absolute favorite, my own kind of tracks. I
actually would rather not have anything else on the menu
except cranberry sauce. Why did you make my own you dude? Yeah,
but you don't really do sugar. What do you put
in there to sweeten it? I put sugar in it
to sweeten it? You do?
Speaker 2 (46:30):
It's the holidays you must have?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Okay, Okay, this bowllet haraberry sauce for cranberry sauce. It
says you're obsessed with finger tattoos, dark lipsick, and layered jewelry.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Why is that kind of track? Jewelry check? Finger tattoos check.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
I'm just not wearing my dark lipstick right now. At
least one of your exes has a ponytail. Okay, you
have a signature cocktail that requires at least three ingredients
that you like to order with a French accent.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yes, I do as well.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Mescal turns off and admit to find you intimidating before
they get to know you.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Whoa that is accurate? Like mailed you to a tee.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
If fireball whiskey is your favorite thing, they have that
on the list.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Thanksgiving, I do like fireball whiskey or on the holiday
because it's like cinnamony.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
It makes you feel warm.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
All right, let's hear it says you think mottels are
for boring people, and if you had one, it would
be die young and stay pretty.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Hey, you know what that kind of works.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
You aren't really a relationship person, but you hate sleeping
alone as someone at the Thanksgiving feasts and your naked
yes do you remember?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Probably not? This is different? Is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Speaker 1 (47:47):
You have a cushy financial situation, but try not to
make a big deal about it, and you're over the.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Top sense of humor. It could conceal a deep layer
of hurting insecurity.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Who cares take a shot? It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I mean, I know we've been getting a lot of
false alarms about the end of the world, but there's
another one, and this time with proof as to why
this is the end.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Now it's coming, it's but nobody's going to know exactly
when it is. People trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Well, apparently we know nostradamis.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Oh, well yeah, he knew a lot of stuff, you know,
But I'm just to think you know around the time
it will happen, you know, like you're not gonna be
able to count down to the day.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Well, I don't know if they're counting you down to
the day, but they're pretty much here, and I'll tell
you what the details of that is.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
You can't be prepared. I'm excited. I can't wait so
I can get clean underwear on it. I mean, yeah,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
But first before we get to that, if you need
to stop at the doctor's office, there's a new prescription
that they've been thrown around and it's actually kind of
surprising because it's a social prescription. There's a lot of
doctors that have been starting to subscribe going to groups
and like joining different teams, having more of social interaction.
There are some doctors that are even prescribed being orchestra
(49:00):
tickets because music help.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Are they free? Like, yeah, does your copey work for those?
Because those can be expensive. That's kind of what I
thought too.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
One of these is that the doctor gave a referral
to a knitting group, a dance class, and an art class.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
So do they pay for that? Is that part of
I don't know, how.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Much would it suck if you just wanted to knit
and you want to join a knitting group and they're like,
I'm sorry, it's a doctor's referral.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
You to doctor first.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I've had to make an ALLERGI disappointment and I had
to go to like three other doctors to get a
referral to go to an allergist. It was a pain, Like,
you doesn't have to do that if you just want
to knit.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I mean we might be moving that way. I mean
it's kind of sad though.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
This is because of the loneliness epidemic and that people's
immune systems are suffering because they're lonely, and so doctors
are like, I know, we'll go find you friends.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, that would I would also become of a slap
in the face.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
And like, oh so you're just telling me to go
find some friends and basically just telling me to get
a life. Ye weird, doctor waylay in the free way
pretty much.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Well, if you don't want to do that and you
feel like your life and problems would be solved with
the sugar daddy, this is for you. So season four
is selling Sunset or selling the OC My bad has
created this new frenzy to hit up the sugar daddy
dating sites. I was talking to Victoria about it because
one of the girls, her name's Ashton. She's one of
the characters on the show, and apparently she met her
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husband Jeff, on the site, and so everybody's like, oh
my gosh, so this I have hope. He's a sugar daddy.
You guys are happy you're getting married, so now I
can too.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Huh So.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
But I don't feel like you are a gold digger
if you're on a daddy site, because the daddy already
gave you the gold, so you're not digging it already.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
It's there.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
It just you know, gold fighting. Yeah, it's gold finding.
So if you want to be like Ashton, you can
do that. Now Here is how we prepare for the
end of the world. Actually doesn't tell you what to do,
but this is the theory. So no, sar Domina, this
is a crazy part. Though he predicted a new pandemic
for the end of the year. Oh now, I don't
know if you heard about this, but there was another
whatever h five and five bird flu out well one
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person was diagnosed in Washington State. So it's almost like
deja vu having the whole thing start over again because
that's how COVID started.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, there's a new bird flu out.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
It's a new bird flu COVID started with all people dying,
started with one person being diagnosed in Washington State, and
then after that everything started to spiral. I mean, yes,
it was happening in other countries, but here in the
United but is where it started here in the US.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Started Washington State, Yes it did.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
But anyway, so that he predicted and then also, of
course this three I atlas.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Is the thing that's supposed to do it according to
Nostra Damas. Do what Yeah, because I.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Think in one of his quatrains he said something about
like a fiery thing coming out.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Of the sky. Yeah, that's his way, his quadrains.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
But does that mean he's gonna like put a laser
at the whole planet or like take some of us
and like not the rest of us and then kind
of lasers planet or.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Say he who are you talking about the aliens? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
He says, from the cosmos, a fireballs rise the world pleads,
what's a harbinger? A messenger? Oh yeah, Hardinger, what how
do you know about it? Dang juble? All right, words
until Jubile makes this prediction. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
It's like a messenger like some of this kind of
like slang slang stuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
So he's like slang in fake you know, okay, lang in. Oh,
here's a slanger.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Trends dirty little secret?
Speaker 9 (52:21):
Hello, oh my god, Hi guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
How are you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (52:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I what is it?
Speaker 9 (52:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (52:32):
This is gonna sound a little contriving, but hear me out.
Speaker 9 (52:35):
Okay, okay, So well, it's not about me.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
It's about my best friend in a situation. I'm just
gonna say it.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
So a couple of weeks ago, my best friend closed
me up and she's like, hey, do you still have.
Speaker 9 (52:50):
Some of my decorations?
Speaker 5 (52:52):
So I was like, yeah, I guess I was holding
on to some of her decorations for the holidays. And
I was like, yeah, yeah, I have them. They're in
a box in my garage. She'll just drop them off
at your house. So she was like, okay, cool, if
I'm there, just like walk in, just drop them off,
like I don't want you to leave them outside because
like they're really nice.
Speaker 9 (53:09):
I was like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
So I grab the box and I drove over to
her house and I see her.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
Boyfriend's car is there, so I.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Assumed that she was there as well, and she just
like told me to like put them inside the house.
So I was like, okay, I go in and I
put the decorations in the front, like the front of
the living room, like the.
Speaker 8 (53:35):
For your area.
Speaker 9 (53:36):
But I hear stuff upstairs.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
And I'm like, oh, okay, like they're home, so I'm
just gonna be like, hey, how are you whatever. So
I'm used to like going into their house at this point,
so it's not like a big deal. So I go
upstairs and I see her boyfriend, but it's her mom
and they're making out. It was so awkward, Like I
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stared at her and I was like and I like
ran down.
Speaker 8 (54:04):
The stairs and if yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:06):
Yeah, it was. It was really awkward.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
It was really weird, and you didn't tell her no.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
So I have a bright idea, and this is what
I have been doing for the past few weeks. I
texted her mom and I was like, hey, I saw
how contriving you are and that's really messed up. You're
doing that to your daughter and I'm not going to
tell her, but you're going to have to pay me
one hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
So you're, yeah, is she doing it?
Speaker 9 (54:34):
And she's doing it, So this is my plan.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
I am going to save up her mom's money and
I'm going to tell my girlfriend. I'm going to be like, hey,
by the way, your mom is doing this. She's been
paying this amount of money to keep it quiet, and
you're not gonna get rid of him because I'm going
to give you money for your rent and it's going
to be your mom's money.
Speaker 12 (54:55):
At first, I was like, yeah, okay, her mom for
her best interests, like a sick twisted robin hood.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
I can't tell her, but I'm not gonna selve anything
because he's like, she's going to kick him out and
she's going to be struck for money. So I'm like,
you know what, they're going to do it regardless, I
might as well get paid and now we can kick
him out because she's going to have enough money to
save up.
Speaker 8 (55:24):
But then he doesn't even know.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
Won't the mom stop paying you once you tell the
daughter because she's gonna find out you told the daughter
when the daughter kicks a boyfriend out.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah, but I'm gonna make her sweat first, Like I'm
getting my cake out of this.
Speaker 9 (55:35):
I'm trying to make her nervous.
Speaker 5 (55:36):
I'm trying to make it nervous.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah all right, well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Really, any mom that does that to
her daughter deserves the sweat.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Yeah yeah, well, thank you guys for letting me get
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
What's your dirty little secret,
We finally have the answer to one of life's biggest questions.
It's the Jew will show. Sure, there's the usual big
questions that people ponder, like what came first the chicken
or the egg? We sadly only Hans know the answer
to that and we don't speak their language. Or another
big life question that people have is who is the
legendary weirdo that figured out that cow milk tasted so good?
(00:21):
And why was he not locked up immediately for his research? Honestly, yeah,
that's right. But of course there's another one, and we
finally might have the answer that question is what makes
a man a dependable, manly man that all the ladies want?
Oh well, if you're a person who likes dudes, you're
in luck. And if you're a dude who wants me
to like you, you're also in luck. Because, according to
one researcher who is going viral, there's one way to
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tell if a man is actually the type of guy
that you can count on in any situation, and it
all has to do with what they have in their car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
How can you spot a man that is dependable and
will be there for you for whatever you need? We'll
tell you next, so you can be on the lookout,
or if you're a dude, you can start doing this.
People will think you're dependable right after this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Are you looking for a good dependable man? It's the
double show. And no, I'm not offering one. I'm taking
into the only thing that people can really depend on
me for is to be late for things. I'm asking
because apparently there's only one way to tell if a
guy is a dependable man, a kind of superhero that
you only read about in books, and it's super easy.
One researcher is going viral for what they say is
(01:25):
the surefireway to tell if a man is the type
of guy that you can count on for anything, the
type of dude that you'd bring home to Mom they
probably fixed something for.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
This is actually very helpful because you know, most men
out there will tell you that they can, and they
are a lot more lip service than they are actions,
so you can skip that part by this.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So this is exciting to me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you like dudes, I'm about to give you some
valuable information, and if you're a dude, I'm going to
give you some valuable information as well, So you can
start faking it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'll tell you what it is in a second. But
remember you can always listen to anything on the show
on our pot. Just go to the Jubilshow dot com
and you can listen to whatever you want whenever you want,
the jewelshow dot com. All right, now, how can you
tell if a guy is worth your time? It all
starts with taking a look in their car? What are
we looking for? According to this researcher who's going viral
for their surefireway to tell if a man is a dependable,
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manly man, the type of guy that you can count
on for anything, they must have these items in their car.
I'll go over them right now. Anti nausea pills. What
he carries Anti nauja pills in their car at all times?
Like dramamine? Is that what they mean? Like just for
motion sickness? You just happen to have that in your car?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Do you think pepto would work? Like it's not anti nausea,
but it's like, you know, kind of still somebody that
tells me that you get nauseus a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
And we're talking abut to go on roller coasters, Not
that you're gonna help me for anything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It says, when a man has medication that can help
his passengers in his car, it shows that he's genuinely
reliable for anything you might need. It depends on the medication.
Like I've always got something that people might like in
my car. I don't know if they want that medication.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's nice to have the option, though, right, Like do
you want to get into the car and have an
option to make this some What kind of ride is.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It going to be today?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So he gets in there, like I'm a little nauseous,
let me just take one of these. No, you're in
for a ride?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
A couple of yes.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We're going over a list from a research who has
gone viral for posting the things that a man should
have in his car if he's a manly man. Is
how to spot a dependable, manly man who will help
you out in any situation if they have these things
in their car? A first aid kit? What I like
anybody who has a first aid kit? All things that
I don't think anybody has in their car.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Who was a first aid kit? Well, I guess I
have a first aid kid in my car? Why I
do too? Most cars come with first aid kits, don't.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
They no, oh, yeah, yeah, you sound like someone who
would just have first aid kit in your car.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know why'd you bot you have first aid kit?
He's the person that needs to have the first aid
kit in his car.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yes, but there's no way that man's gonna go out
and buy it, because you'll forget.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
A first aid kit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
To impress my girlfriend, we were going camping and I
wanted to show her that I was a dependable dude.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I was like, I'm gonna buy a first aid kit.
And then she was like, why'd you buy a first
aid kit? You don't need this, And I was like, dang,
it didn't work. You would need that more for yourself.
With all the ninjas started to flay out with I'm
so impressed though. I think it's great be prepared.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Also, they say, if a man has jumper cables in
his car, then he's a dependable man that you can
count on in the situation.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That makes sense. Yehow you have jumper cables? Congrats? Yeah,
producer free, How does that make sense? Everybody should have
jumper cables in their car? Well, everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Because your car goes dead, you or somebody else goes dead, you,
you have the jumper cables right there.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
The man, you have jumper cables in their car, though,
I bet you don't know how to use jumper cables.
It's literally put in one here, put in one here,
there's what four contact points.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It is still funny. I still stand on my point.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Listen, if they have the jumper cables, though, just picture
you're sitting in the car, all of a sudden, the
car goes dead.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If he sits there and he's like, the car's dead,
I don't know what I'm gonna doo. Or I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I got jumper cables. Let's flag down somebody and get
this handled.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Handle it go.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A bus gets out of the Watch a YouTube tutorial
for twenty minutes on how to do it. Six tools
are there, it says, even if a man doesn't know
how to use the specific tools for the job, just
having them shows that he's automatic more reliable than people
who don't.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Man, I've helped strangers with jumper cables. That's a real
thing to do. It's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'll just see it when I believe it, because I've
met a few guys who like they've had him in
their car.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
They didn't buy them. Someone else's bought then to put
them in their car.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But they're there, though, So why are you mad? Because
it's like helpful though, So like why are you mad?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm mad about that one. But
I just don't think I'm gonna rely on you for everything.
He's just not gonna see him as the most reliable
dude ever. No, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We're going over a list from a researcher who's gone
viral saying that if a man has these things in
his car, he's a dependable, manly man that you can
count on in the situation. If he has spare change
in his car, then he's a dependable man that you
can count on.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This one, I don't get.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why who uses cash anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's a better question.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, it's not like you can go get the candy
out of this little candy machine. It's like that would
be nobody does that anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It says, sometimes it can show a man's humanity if
he keeps spare change. I think they're just digging just
a little bit, right, Yeah, if he keeps spare change
in his car for when he passes somebody on the
side of the road who needs it more than he does. Oh,
we're just assuming that's why he has it in there,
because he's got jumper cables.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He must be a saint, although he still has it
in his car, so he's not giving it out to people.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But also, what is twenty five cents going to do
for somebody that's standing on the corner if you really
want to help him pull out a bill?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, given somebody a quarter at this point is kind
of insulting in itself peasence.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And the last thing that they say a man cool
should have in his car that shows that he's a
dependable man that you can count on in any situation
is a state park sticker. Bro, What a state park sticker?
That's how you know if a guy's dependable.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I've never those of my life.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, well, now, like let's go backwards. They have a
state part sticker, they have all these other tools. Are
they going to kill me and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Leave me at the state park?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Also what I'm thinking duck tape and zip ties in
the back?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's another Jebile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Hello, Hi, this is p Deakins calling from Corporate HR.
I was looking for Sparkle. This is our Hey, Sparkle,
how are you.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
I'm going yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm great.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I know we haven't met before, but listen, I'm calling
you because I need to go over a vacation requests
that you just.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Put in with us.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, yep, came across my desk today as I was
doing my approvals, and I'm calling actually, unfortunately, to let
you know that we are not going to be able
to honor your vacation requests coming up for the week
that you're asking off.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Okay, why is that I submitted it a while ago
and out initially.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So I don't know if you know this, but we
have some guidelines here at the company that a certain
number of employees can't take vacation all at the same time,
and there are a number of people that are asking
for vacations on that date and they've given reasons and
explanations for their vacation, and unfortunately, yours just came with
no reason at all, just asking for days off.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
And so I I knew the reason.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, if you want to be taken seriously, you need
to have to have a reason. So unfortunately, yours is
not going to be approved for this one. And maybe
the next time you request a vacation, you might want
to put down a specific reason that you're taking off,
because we tend to take those a little more seriously
than we do the ones that are just.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like, oh, I want to take a couple of days
off for a reason.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh no, I don't know what you mean, because I
already was approof of it, and I took my time,
I paid for my ticket, my slight, everything already. So
you can't just call me now and tell me that I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Not approved refundable.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I hope, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh shoot, well yeah, unfortunately, I'm sorry. There's no way
we're going to be able to honor that. Like I said,
just too many employees need to take vacation at the
same time, and I needed to make sure I got
mine in as well, and so unfortunately going to have
to call let you know that yours is not approved.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Okay, So what reason is everyone else having that they
can get their time but I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh well, there's all sorts of things. I know for mine,
because I got mine in kind of late. I have
a wedding that I need to attend, and so that
wedding is going to be at the same time that.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
You asked for it.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
So you got yours and late I put my name first.
But you get to go on vacation and I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, because I have a reason for my vacation.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
That's not a legitimate reason. My reason is more important.
But I don't have to let anybody know my reason.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, well, how about this sparkle.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
So I guess I should I probably shouldn't share this much,
but I was trying to take a vacation at the
same time that you had asked for and it's for
a very important reason. And like I said, there is
a rule on the number of employees that we can't
take vacation at the same time.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
And that sounds like a you problem and not a
neat problem.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
So you need to get together right now.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Okay, yeah, but with yours being approved, take mine?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no
no no no no. Oh wait a second, So you
don't want to approve mine because you want to take
a vacation.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, there's a wedding I need to attend. It's for
my bunnies.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Wait that again.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
There's a wedding that I need to attend a family wedding.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You need to attend a wedding for your bunnies, that's
what you said to me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yes, I did, but they are part of the family.
It's a bunny wedding, and so we're going to Hawaii.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
But you gotta be kidding me right now. So you
have me on the phone with this request for you
to go to a wedding for some bunnies, for bunnies,
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yes, it's our family bunnies. They're getting married in Hawaii,
so we're taking the whole family. So I think you
can understand why.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
No, I cannot understand, and I don't think anybody else
with a sound mind would understand that. Well, at this point,
I don't care you're going to a wedding for bunnies.
I'm gonna take my vacation regardless. I don't give up
anymore this job. You guys can find somebody else to
feel me in while I am gone. I don't care.
Do your thing, happy wedding with your bunnies, Thank you
very much, and you can off this job and everybody else.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
That works in this building.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Sparkle.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you. Hey, your coworker Stephanie sets you up.
It's really joke. Yes, she said that your company has
been strict about vacations that she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Oh my god, I can't believe in this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone breaks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Did you know that there was a world record for
the most matches shoved in someone's nose.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Like fire matches, just matches.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whatever the world record was originally has just been broken.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So if you're curious what that means and how many
matches that is, I will tell you how many matches
somebody shoved in their nose in just a second. But first,
poor Sidney Sweeney. She is breaking records, but for all
of the wrong reasons.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So, I don't know if you've heard about her new movie, Christy.
It's a boxing biopic for biopic, however you'd like to
pronounce it, And it debuted terribly, but after the first
couple weeks it continues to be terrible. So it's saying
it's the second worst drop between opening week and second
week in movie history.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh woa that bad? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
But her co star, one of the people that is
in this movie as well, has been blaming Sidney Sweeney
for why it sucked so bad.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Do you remember Ruby Rose?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It was a model actress that used to be compared
to Justin Bieber because people used to think that the
two of them looked alike. So Ruby Rose is also
in this movie, and she's just been like blaming Sidney
Sweeney for why it sucked.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, trust me, it's good. You gotta check it out.
It's terrible, but it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, are they blaming her? I do think Sidney Sweeney
is not a bad actress.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I think she thinks she's a bad person too. And
then yeah, it's kind of ridiculous for to blame anybody.
The accountability of the movie should follow on everybody everyone movie. Yeah, right,
so manby, see for yourself and see if it really
deserves this review. I mean, because sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes
it just didn't have the right hypeer promo.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
People were really mad that she was like an interview
and she didn't take accountability when asked about like that.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Genes Ad.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I think people are kind of like turning the page
on Sidney Sweeney. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
They turned it real quick though, like how fast they
were like with her and then flipped on her.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, next day it was offensive the way she tried
to have a booty in that ad.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think I just don't think she fully understood the
problem that, yeah, that's what you wore.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Mad, Yeah, she doesn't think she gets it. Yeah, I
think people don't really like that much for that. People
are already hating on her though.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's like, dang, well, anyway, we'll focus our energy onto
other things like matches in your nose. Okay, Well it's
crazy because there's always kids that shove stuff in your
nose and they tell you since the moment you're born,
don't stick anything in your nose. So like, at what
point do you decide this is going to be my
life's journey to become the world record holder. So a
(13:50):
Swedish dad named Martin decided to break the world record
by stuffing eighty one matches.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Up his nose. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
The previous record was sixty eight and he said, nah,
I'm going for eighty one.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Dang, that's a lot. A forty two year old Nostril.
I almost had to go to the hospital because I
shoved a coffee bean up my nose once did that
for fun. Yeah, I was in a grocery store. Yeah,
I was in a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I was a kid because they smell good, and I
was like, I want to smell this thing for a while.
I don't want to smell the go away, So I
shoved the coffee bean up my nose him. They thought
they were gonna have to call, like take me to
the hospital because it wouldn't come out for a long time.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And I finally got that thing out. Is how did
you get it out?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't remember really, I was young, but I think
the whole lot of like trying to blow your nose.
Parents are wrenching on your nose trying to get the
thing out. I like this so much, I'm gonna smell
it all day.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Maybe we don't do that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Then I got older and I put other Columbian and
things up.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
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Speaker 1 (14:57):
Sabrina is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Darren so in a few minutes. So we're going to
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Sabrina,
how long has it been since you heard from Darren?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
It's been about a week. Yeah, seventies actually of digital silence.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Have you reached out to him?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Yeah, actually yesterday I did. I asked him if he
wanted to get wine drunk and make bad decisions.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
But nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's a great text. I love that, but okay, it'd
be awesome text to get. Were there any other messages
the attent before that one?
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yeah? Last week I texted him, like immediately after a date.
I said hey, I had a great time and asked
if he wanted to do something again. But still nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
So it was super cute. We went to pasta place
like that actually made homemade pasta and oh my god,
the RIGATONI was to die for. Yeah, yeah, he takes
the spot out, so points for great Kate. He wore
this button up that looks like he had ironed it,
which is pretty rare these days. Like we sad for hours.
(16:08):
On top of that, like he and I just went
on and up until closing time, Like the server literally
started vacuuming around us. Yeah, you know, I said like,
let's maybe get up and go, and he kind of
didn't initiate it. But once we did walk to the
parking garage together, I mean, we had this moment I
(16:31):
almost like he was going to kiss me, but he
just hugged me instead and like held me really tight
for a moment and then said dry space. It was
really intentional.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay. Did he say anything about seeing you again after that?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
No, nothing really got broke, like brought up or planned.
You know, It's just kind of I felt we left
on a great note.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, and then just nothing after the date.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah. I mean like we did great turn taking with
talking and I just felt like, okay, I felt like
the ball was in his court after he said drive space, Like, okay,
that kind of meant the follow up was to come
the next day. But nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah. I feel that too.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I mean, it sounds like everything went really well, especially
since you closed the restaurant down. I mean, he could
have tried to leave at any time at that point.
Is there anything that could have happened though? That would
be the reason why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
I have a tendency to overshare, like just a smidge,
and we got on the topic of XES, which I
didn't bring up, by the way, but I accidentally mentioned
to answer one of his questions that I do have
a tad too, and it's my ex's name. Oh yeah,
(17:55):
totally due to a cano the old weekend. I mean,
bad decision all around.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You are the only person that's accidentally gotten the wrong tattoo.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, I mean it was right at the time.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
And I made it really clear to him that I
hate that X right now and I'm in the process
of getting it removed. I mean, I'm just not the
type of person that gets the name tattooed on them. But,
like I said, bad decision. I feel pretty embarrassed by it.
By I am also pretty embarrassed. I even like shared
about it.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, it's a cute little nugget. You know, if you
were to see parts of your body at some point.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
And you find it right, I guess it's good to
be honest. It's the best quolity.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, well, we'll see if there is the tattoo that
is the reason you're getting ghosted, Well, play a song,
come back, and then call him and see if you'll
tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe it's your
second day if you still want them.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, okay, we'll get your first A follow up right
after this, right in the middle of your first A
follow up, if you're just joining us. Sabrina is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Darren.
So in a second we're gonna call him see if
you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe or
a second date. But first, Sabrino, why don't you break
down your date again one more time?
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
I felt like it was a great date, and we
were talking until the restaurant was closing, I mean, and
had this moment outside in the parking garage. I just
don't know what went wrong, other than I could have
possibly spilled too much about my tattoo that is of
my ex's name.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Would you care?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Probably not. I don't think I would care. It depends
where the tattoo was, how big it was, you know,
so you're not going.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
To talk to Maybe that was a bad example.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, I also can't judge because I have tattoos that yeah,
so yeah, that I want to get rid of. But anyway, well,
we hope it's not that. Yeah, we'll see if it is.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
All right. Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Yeah, I'm definitely ready for this.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to
Darren please.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yeah, this is Darren.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Hey Darren, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbil Show. Hi Darren, Amina.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jubel.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Have you ever heard the show before?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yeah? Yeah, so I'm guessing this is about Sabrina.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Huh, yes it is. It's the first date follow up.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You know, the segment where if you go somebody, they
can email us to call you and find out why
are you ghosting them? Sabrina emailed us about you. We
talked to her and she said that she thought everything
was cool. She really liked you, but now you're ghostinger.
Do you have a minute to tell us why?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah? She ate off my plate with her bare hands.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
What do you mean that's it? Yeah? She reached across
the table mid sentenced, robbed a meat pull with their
fingers and said, show just one bye, then popped it
in her mouth like it was a tic tac and
lick her fingers.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
She grabbed a meatball with her bare hands. Okay, gotta
love a meatball. That's enough to go somebody though.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Uh for me, it was like watching someone sends a
flag mid air, no warning, just boom ball gone.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, hold me though, if you can do that, like,
I mean, that's impressive to pop a hole meatball in
your mouth that quick.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But Darian, she told us you guys like hung out
to the restaurant closed. Did you just I don't know,
decide to put that in the back of your mind
until the end.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Of the day.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Honestly, yeah, because I wanted to dessert because she ate
my food.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, okay, okay, And that's the only reason.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Is the meatball tiktac incident?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
You know, I feel like that's a pretty significant thing.
Like you don't think that's the big I think.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I would be annoyed if somebody didn't ask and they
just reached across and grabbed my off my plate.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
But not only did she not ask, she did it
with her bare hands.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It was just not really comfortable with.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
You, I guess. But I didn't even know how to react.
I just stared at my plate like it betrayed me.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's a good point, I don't know how to react either.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Like French fries, that's fine, like you assume people would
grab those, But to take a little meatball with your fingers.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Meat ball is an interesting too. It's a little messy.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I don't even want anyone touching more French fries.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Darren, you might already know this, but Sabrina's on the
phone and she's been listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Oh my god, Hi Darren, Hey, Sabrina.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Like honestly, it was the meatball that that was the
that was the final trigger for you.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Look, you didn't even use a pork, You just counce
like a lion.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
Yeah, I mean it was one meatball.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
I was just being playful, plightful. You were shrubling pool
of your free tavement.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
Oh no, I was not. I was being like sexy
with the meatball and drawing attention to my mouth with it.
You've got a caveman from that.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
That was not sexy at all. That was probably the
most unsexy thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Are you not into girls? Because I would think any
guy would think that's sexy.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Look, I mean I am in the girls, and you are.
You're beautiful and you're nice, but it was definitely a
boundary violation. And honestly, I'd barely barely known you an
hour and you were reaching across the table for my food.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
I mean, honestly, that's going far boundary violation. Like, come on, seriously,
it was just cute. I mean, if you need me too,
I'll get you more.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Meanfalls, it's not about the meatball. It's about trust, it's
about about Sabrina.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
And hygiene.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
This is ridiculous hygiene, Like, honestly, because I used my hands,
they were clean and it was going into my mind.
There's nothing unhygienic about it.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
That's why we have forks. You didn't even use a fork.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Would you still be ghosting here if she would have
used a fork instead of her hands?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Well, if she had asked first if she could have
a meatball and then use her fork, Yeah, that would
be a totally different story.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So if she promises to use forks from here on out,
does that change that for you? Or is it correct?
Speaker 6 (24:26):
You know, I just have some trauma unpacked with this
stolen meatball.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Clearly he would you like another date with Sabrina? Will
pay for it?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Hmm?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Let me think, do I want to go on another
date with the woman who used her bare hands to
grab food off of my plate, risking all sorts of
disease and end of the world. Fiaska, Now I'm good.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
No, no, Darren again it was the meatball. Then good
luck finding someone you can handle your deep emotions to use,
the need of having a fork uthed.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Every time, and good luck learning how to use one.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Jubile's first day follow it only some sort of a
mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You're virgin who can't dry.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It's almost time for America's a favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Romerias in
a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
So call us up if you want to play.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
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You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the jewbelshow dot com if you think you
can roast Victoria and the fires of factual fury, leaving
nothing behind with the faint smell of lost dignity and
the burning embers of expired brain cells.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
God, you're such a poet, bro I man needed to
stop grind embers.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Come on, yeah, you know it sounded amazing. What's not
it for me? It's against me? Are usually going to
describe me as like a phoenix rising out of the
ashes and into my light? Dang it? Something like that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Here you go, play You vers Victoria next, so you
will show good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Am I gonna?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
It's tall?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
Chant a large black coffee?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Large black coffee.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
I mean a large?
Speaker 9 (26:23):
He means a venti? Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Venti is large.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
No venti is twenty danny large is large.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets, and let's
meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Chase, what's up, Chase? How are you?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (26:56):
I'm good. How are you doing great?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Do you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria?
Or get.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
I think I have what it takes to be demolished?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Why does that sound kind of had?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Well, let's see, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Chase, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Outright to win. Okay, all right?
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Sound good?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
All right, Chase, here we go. Your time starts now
and the story of Jack and the Beanstock? What does
Jack trade his magic beans for?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Which Norwegian artist created the scream?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I don't know what that is? Moby Dick is a
novel about what kind of animal?
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, what's the name of the red crustacean in Disney's
The Little Mermaid?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and
while she's getting ready and putting on her headphones and stuff, Chase,
what are you asking Santa to give you for Christmas
this year?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I'm asking for twenty five Lamborghinia.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Okay, all right, I hope Santa you can deliver that
to you. Were you a good boy? Oh? Nina, Nina's
really leaning into that. I'm sorry, man, all this espresso
is really going to my head. Victoria, what are you
gonna ask Santa for this year? For joy?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Just kidding?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I got a hole list? Have you been good though?
I've been great?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and you have to beat Chase outright to win. Okay, yep,
all right, Chase, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
All right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And the story of Jack and the bean Stock? What
does Jack trade his magic beans for?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's not that you, I thought? What does he needs?
You need something from his parents? What was it? What
was it? Beans? Wait? No, he trades the beans saying
you saying milk, which Norwegian artists great created the scream.
I hated that. Uh the scream. Queen moby Dick is
a novel about what kind of animal oil?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What's the name of the red crustacean? And Disney's The
Little Mermaids, But not that I know because I'm thinking,
did you hear the last question?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
The name of the little retate think Red Crustacean and
the Little mariaid the Red crab.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Wait, Crustacean, what you are?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You're over, dude, out of time, out of time, out
of time, out of time. Let's sit it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Our social media producer Gabby bro who made these questions.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Hey, I Chase did in fact get demolished.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Victoria got too correct, and Chase got one. Oh you
were so late? Though you were late? Are you really
that's not my fault? Y'all are talking during my timer?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Chase, thank you for playing. Unfortunately you didn't be. Victoria
did get Louis Thomlinson tickets just for playing, though.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Is that good?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
The face though a cow is what Jack and the
bean stock traded his magic beans for. There's an Edward
Munch is the Norwegian artist that created the Scream. Moby
Dick is a novel about a whale. Like the Sound
and the Red, it's an art piece. And then the
Red Crustacean is a crab and disease a little mermaid,
and it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Is the Bastian, the red crustacean. Why do you call
it a crustation?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Listen, if you ever go to San Francisco, the best
restaurant is called the Crustacean.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
But if it's a crab, just noodles. Give him to me.
Just technically a lobster, Victoria. So he's a lobster. Yeah,
he's a lob since one. Are you sure that has
always been crab? What is these?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
How on earth can I miss such a sweet, little
succulent crab. Chas is Sebastian a crab or a lobster?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What's the crab?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Crab?
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Way?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
He's a crab right now?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I just sang the part of the song where he
was called a crab a lobster.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
He's a Jamaican crab. What do you mean it's like
a lobster, Gabby? What the heck does a lobster look
like to you? He kind of looks longer, he's long.
He is a little longer, but I think he is
a crab, being really nice about it.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It is longer. He's longer looking I can see that. Yeah,
he's long. He's long.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, No, he's delicious and butter. We all know that.
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Thank you so much got out my daughters, Peyton and Elena,
they're the ones that signed me up.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
We played you Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning remembers. You want to play your c mus
at the Jubile Show or go to the jebelshow dot com.
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Alicia is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been married to her husband Edward for three years,
but now she thinks something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Sorry about that, Alicia,
(32:17):
what's going on? Why do you think that your husband
Edward's cheating? Hi?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Well, I mean it's kind of a it's.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Kind of a bit of a story.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Well, we work for the same company, but we work
in at different departments, so we've never really had to
interact that much. I have a different boss in my
department and my husband, Edward is the boss in his department,
And you know, we're both very professional at work and
we're very by the book, so when we come home,
(32:48):
we don't really talk very much about work, and it's
been good for us in the relationship, but sometimes it
can be at a little boring. But you know, we
just don't really talk about our days, I guess when
we get home until about until about a month ago,
(33:10):
some things have just gotten sort of rocky in the
past month, and my husband and I have been going
to therapy, trying to work with a therapist and then
trying to talk things. But it doesn't really feel like
things are getting better. It just feels like everything is
sort of plateaued right, and they've not gotten worse. And
(33:36):
I just feel like Edward, I don't know, he seems
he's very detached. He feels he seems like he's bored,
like he just wants to not come home or not.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Really like talk to me.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
And I feel like I've tried everything I could think
of to like spice things up and keep him interested.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Are you bored?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
No, you know, I mean I've been.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
We've been married for a while, you know, well not a.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
While, but three years, so it's a long time to
be married.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
And you know, it's comfortable now, so I'm not really bored.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
But I mean there are times when things have gotten
sort of complacent, but that I think that's just life.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Sure, do you.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Think that he's actually cheating on you or do you
think that because he's bored that he might.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Well, here's the thing is we you know, we both
take separate cars to work, even though we're going to
the same place, but we both get home. He usually
gets home a little later, but now he's been getting
home like a few hours later than he usually does.
And he's also been getting text from his secretary Lizzy
(34:46):
right before we go to bed at ten eleven it
which is pretty late for us. And I've asked him, like,
why does your secretary keep texting you?
Speaker 8 (34:55):
What does she need to talk to you about like
eleven o'clock at night?
Speaker 9 (34:58):
And he says, oh, it's just work.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
He's right, you know, I'll say, just stop talking, like
stop being like that.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Like you're being crazy right now.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I don't like that.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Yeah, I mean, it's very like he just has like
these prepared answers to kind of shoot me down whenever
I ask him anything about Lizzy to where I don't
feel comfortable talking about it. But I don't think that's
appropriate or that she probably needs to text him that late.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, Yeah, No, I think you think you're right? Does
Lizzy know you?
Speaker 9 (35:27):
Does? Yeah, she knows me.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Okay, I mean, coworkers don't need to be texting that
late unless you're working on a special project and it's
like a one time thing.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But that's like not an everyday thing. Yeah, I mean,
could he be working on a special project.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I don't think so, But it's I don't think so.
I think work is just normal as it's always been.
I don't think they have anything special going on right now.
But it's also just like the way he responds in
his tone whenever I ask him about it, he gets
very defensive.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, not a good defensive and this is usually not
a good sign when it comes to that. Well, we'll
see if we can.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Help you out.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
You already told us what grocery store you guys are
Rewards card members at, So we'll call pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered to anybody that they want, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
See if he sends us to here or somebody else.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, thank you, play, So I'll come back and get
your to catch teater next right in the middle of
to catch a teeter if you're just joining us. Alicia
is on the phone and she thinks that her husband
of three years, Edward, might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and tell him
that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
(36:35):
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Alicia
or to somebody else. But first, Alisha, why don't you
refresh our memory of your situation?
Speaker 8 (36:43):
My husband and I.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Have been having problems lately, AND's been going to therapy
and thanks has gotten worse that they haven't really gotten better.
And lately he hasn't been coming home from work right away,
and he's been getting checks from his chex terry pretty
late at night and won't tell me what they're about
(37:05):
and gets pretty defensive when I ask him.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
So just wondering what's going on?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, me too, see if we can find out for you.
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corble calling
from So I was looking for a Rewards card member
named Edward.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yes, speaking Hi Edward. Please don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say
congrats here this month's big winner.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Wow. Yeah, I must be uh, I must be my Lucky.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Day I win the flowers. Every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards Card member at random to say thank
you very much for being a customer and shopping with us.
You've won thirty six long stin red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
toy that you want within the fifty United States.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Actually wow, okay, yeah, no, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
I'm in Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:09):
Can I tell you who to make it up to?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All right, let me get my form pulled up then,
and okay, first thing I'll need is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
Sure, yeah, make it up to Lizzy.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Okay, great, I will do that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
And is there anything you would like to put on
a card before I get the address and stuff.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Sure, yeah, put Alicia.
Speaker 11 (38:32):
I listened to the show too, and Lizzy is my
free pass.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Okay, whoa, what are you serious right now?
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Putting me on the show, putting me on blast?
Speaker 6 (38:42):
You know I listened to the show.
Speaker 9 (38:43):
I know your voice, buddy.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, thank you for listening to this show.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, thank you for listening to the show. Obviously. Then
you know your wife is on the phone, Alicia and
suspects that you might be messing around.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
So you are absolutely yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm cheating on you with Lizzy.
Speaker 9 (38:58):
I'm cheating on with you with Lizia.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
I don't mean anything, all.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Right, listen, it's just musical.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
But guess what, she's my past because you cheated first,
and you know this.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Did you did she tell you that?
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Did she tell you that she's a cheater? Did she
tell you? Let them know? A?
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Lisha, do you want to sellmer should that Alicia had
sex with her?
Speaker 6 (39:19):
Yeah? Two months ago. Do you know how I found out?
We drive separate.
Speaker 11 (39:23):
So one day I came home, I found a condom
wrapper in the wastebasket next to the.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Bed in my bed. All right, do you think we're
use condoms?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Now?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (39:32):
So then I'm ashamed.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
I felt being being cuckled by my my, your boss hers.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
So the way you deal with it is to cheat
on me with your secretary.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
That's the way I.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Deal with it, your secretary.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
That's so cliche. Yeah, that's the way that you deal
with it.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
To get back at me.
Speaker 11 (39:51):
Oh, give me a break, like we haven't gone to therapy,
Like we haven't gone through this that you owe me.
You admitted that we talked about having a free past.
Guess what, Lizzie is mine. I tried to be a
little bit doubled it. Yeah, I was kind of obvious.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
But for you to get mad about it, let alone
go on the radio and call it out.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Are you kidding me? Alicia? You hypocrite?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
So you lied about it, and it kind of doesn't
make it better that you just didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
But Alicia, you don't, I mean it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, sounds like you know you guys obviously have a
lot to talk about or to not talk about it anymore.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
I don't think you should just try to make it
an eye for an eye and get back at me
sleeping with your secretary and then lying to me about it.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
You were fine with an eye for an eye. You
said you owed me, all right, Do I have a
free pass or not?
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
You sort have just told her that you have that
you were taking advantage of the past. I mean at
that point, no.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
I'm sorry if I made you feel humiliated or called
you out, that was not what I wanted to do.
I just felt like you weren't talking to me and
you couldn't tell me what.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Was going on.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
If you wanted a free pass, why didn't you have
this conversation with me?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Did you have a conversation with me before you Do
you think I wanted any of this? Okay, well, Alicia,
you know ready, you got your answer.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
I just talk about this off the year when we
go home. I mean, I love you, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
I don't want to keep fighting with you.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Do you guys want to be together.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
I didn't enjoy being with Lizzie. It was a one
time thing, and I'm I'm, I'm I'm calling it off.
I don't want to do it again. I only did it.
Speaker 11 (41:30):
Because I felt like I had to gain some kind
of control all right back in the relationship. But no,
you're who I want to be with, and I hate
I hate everything about it.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
We didn't give up. Yeah, it's really good. It sounds
like you guys have something to talk about now in therapy. Yeah, well, yeah, okay,
good luck.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I hope you work it out. I do me too.
I'm glad you guys have love there.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Cool thanks Louchez, appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Thank you the Acord The Jewel.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Are you a green bean fiend yeah? Or a stuffing
sucker ooh yeah? Or a sweet potato succubus. We all
have our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, and just in time for
the holidays, experts have released what your Favorite Thanksgiving Dish
says about you?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yes? Yeah, person, so cob next, So.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
You can find out what your favorite Thanksgiving dish says
about you, or you can judge other people for what
they eat.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Next, it's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
They want to carry song.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
What is your favorite Thanksgiving treat?
Speaker 8 (42:37):
This is not?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
This is a shiving song? I hope you would do it.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Is it the turkey, oh lovey?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Is it the stuffing?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:50):
Love to eat?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Or is the classic Thanksgiving dish?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Hey Ben Barmesean, No, I don't think it's people. It
might be yeah, but just in time for the holidays,
experts have released what your Favorite Thanksgiving Dish says about you?
So we'll go over it now so you can find
out what your Thanksgiving dish says about you, or you
can look around the table and go ew people and
their favorite Thanksgiving dishes.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
If they take a bite of that green bean, you
know things.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
If you are a store bought pie person, ah, it
says you're one of those people who says everything when
asked what their favorite music.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Is, like to make my pies.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
If you also like storebought pies, it says hipsters annoy you.
But you wear crop tops and have at least one
nose piercing. Yeah, it's very specific.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
That's very specific.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
You drink cheap rose because you can't tell the difference well,
and your favorite leisure activities are watching Food Network while
eating takeout.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
I think food Network is It feels like a pretty
good job, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
It is a great time.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
That one's a little bit confusing because I got the
nosery and crop tops, and I like to buy pies,
but rose.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
He better be going over a list of what your
favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
If you like homemade pie, there you go.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
It says you have no patience for people who can't
take a compliment. Well, people who skate through life and
give you no extra credit for how hard do you try?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
You can barely control your rage.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yes, but sometimes when you get pushed, you know you
just have to release it.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
And you know, what's your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
I love stuffing. Stuffing is my jam? Okay and stuffing it?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh yeah? It says you're on a first name basis
with your neighborhood florist. Are you?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Are you on a first name basis with your neighborhood florist.
I don't know her name, but we know each other. Okay, okay.
It says you're a major rule follower and we'll snitch
on anyone if it will get you out of confrontation.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Oh that's not true, that's gay.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Your friends?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Are you the mom of the group as you probably
have tissues, midyl and a collapsible umbrella in your purse
right now?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
No one has Gabby? That is our social media pricher, Gabby. Yeah,
Gabby's accurate about your Gabby? What the heck? You guys?
Speaker 3 (45:12):
You are totally the mom of the great you are? Okay, fair,
I'll take that, Victoria. What's your favorite Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I would say either Mac and cheese or the green
bean castrole.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I do like a green bean cast role with the
crispy onions on kay. I never know what those work.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
The longest time, We're going over a list of what
your favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you. Green Casserole says
you have a fear of being basic and it plugs
your existence.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
I mean I do always walk in sometimes and I'm like, guys,
am I basic?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I think I am? But fine about it. Yeah, fomo
is the only reason you go out most of the time.
Oh that's so Yeah. Do you have fom a lot?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Because like, there could be one thing that could have
about the bars that night, and if I miss it,
everyone's gonna be talking about it the next Thanksgiving, next
Christmas and everything else other times.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
And it says that you overpluck your brow in two
thousand and five and I've never recovered.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I only I've ever plucked my eyebrows, and I name
like on the wax once it's actually an issue. It
says your hair is your best feature, Victoria. If you
like green bean cash, I do like my hair and
she's got beautiful hair.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
What's your favorite jubil cranberry sauce what really, Cranberry sauce
is my absolute favorite, my own kind of tracks. I
actually would rather not have anything else on the menu
except cranberry sauce. Why did you make my own you dude? Yeah,
but you don't really do sugar. What do you put
in there to sweeten it? I put sugar in it
to sweeten it? You do?
Speaker 2 (46:30):
It's the holidays you must have?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Okay, Okay, this bowllet haraberry sauce for cranberry sauce. It
says you're obsessed with finger tattoos, dark lipsick, and layered jewelry.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Why is that kind of track? Jewelry check? Finger tattoos check.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
I'm just not wearing my dark lipstick right now. At
least one of your exes has a ponytail. Okay, you
have a signature cocktail that requires at least three ingredients
that you like to order with a French accent.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yes, I do as well.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Mescal turns off and admit to find you intimidating before
they get to know you.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Whoa that is accurate? Like mailed you to a tee.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
If fireball whiskey is your favorite thing, they have that
on the list.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Thanksgiving, I do like fireball whiskey or on the holiday
because it's like cinnamony.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
It makes you feel warm.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
All right, let's hear it says you think mottels are
for boring people, and if you had one, it would
be die young and stay pretty.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Hey, you know what that kind of works.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
You aren't really a relationship person, but you hate sleeping
alone as someone at the Thanksgiving feasts and your naked
yes do you remember?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Probably not? This is different? Is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Speaker 1 (47:47):
You have a cushy financial situation, but try not to
make a big deal about it, and you're over the.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Top sense of humor. It could conceal a deep layer
of hurting insecurity.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Who cares take a shot? It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I mean, I know we've been getting a lot of
false alarms about the end of the world, but there's
another one, and this time with proof as to why
this is the end.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Now it's coming, it's but nobody's going to know exactly
when it is. People trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Well, apparently we know nostradamis.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Oh, well yeah, he knew a lot of stuff, you know,
But I'm just to think you know around the time
it will happen, you know, like you're not gonna be
able to count down to the day.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Well, I don't know if they're counting you down to
the day, but they're pretty much here, and I'll tell
you what the details of that is.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
You can't be prepared. I'm excited. I can't wait so
I can get clean underwear on it. I mean, yeah,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
But first before we get to that, if you need
to stop at the doctor's office, there's a new prescription
that they've been thrown around and it's actually kind of
surprising because it's a social prescription. There's a lot of
doctors that have been starting to subscribe going to groups
and like joining different teams, having more of social interaction.
There are some doctors that are even prescribed being orchestra
(49:00):
tickets because music help.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Are they free? Like, yeah, does your copey work for those?
Because those can be expensive. That's kind of what I
thought too.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
One of these is that the doctor gave a referral
to a knitting group, a dance class, and an art class.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
So do they pay for that? Is that part of
I don't know, how.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Much would it suck if you just wanted to knit
and you want to join a knitting group and they're like,
I'm sorry, it's a doctor's referral.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
You to doctor first.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I've had to make an ALLERGI disappointment and I had
to go to like three other doctors to get a
referral to go to an allergist. It was a pain, Like,
you doesn't have to do that if you just want
to knit.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I mean we might be moving that way. I mean
it's kind of sad though.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
This is because of the loneliness epidemic and that people's
immune systems are suffering because they're lonely, and so doctors
are like, I know, we'll go find you friends.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, that would I would also become of a slap
in the face.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
And like, oh so you're just telling me to go
find some friends and basically just telling me to get
a life. Ye weird, doctor waylay in the free way
pretty much.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Well, if you don't want to do that and you
feel like your life and problems would be solved with
the sugar daddy, this is for you. So season four
is selling Sunset or selling the OC My bad has
created this new frenzy to hit up the sugar daddy
dating sites. I was talking to Victoria about it because
one of the girls, her name's Ashton. She's one of
the characters on the show, and apparently she met her
(50:20):
husband Jeff, on the site, and so everybody's like, oh
my gosh, so this I have hope. He's a sugar daddy.
You guys are happy you're getting married, so now I
can too.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Huh So.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
But I don't feel like you are a gold digger
if you're on a daddy site, because the daddy already
gave you the gold, so you're not digging it already.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
It's there.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
It just you know, gold fighting. Yeah, it's gold finding.
So if you want to be like Ashton, you can
do that. Now Here is how we prepare for the
end of the world. Actually doesn't tell you what to do,
but this is the theory. So no, sar Domina, this
is a crazy part. Though he predicted a new pandemic
for the end of the year. Oh now, I don't
know if you heard about this, but there was another
whatever h five and five bird flu out well one
(50:58):
person was diagnosed in Washington State. So it's almost like
deja vu having the whole thing start over again because
that's how COVID started.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, there's a new bird flu out.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
It's a new bird flu COVID started with all people dying,
started with one person being diagnosed in Washington State, and
then after that everything started to spiral. I mean, yes,
it was happening in other countries, but here in the
United but is where it started here in the US.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Started Washington State, Yes it did.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
But anyway, so that he predicted and then also, of
course this three I atlas.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Is the thing that's supposed to do it according to
Nostra Damas. Do what Yeah, because I.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Think in one of his quatrains he said something about
like a fiery thing coming out.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Of the sky. Yeah, that's his way, his quadrains.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
But does that mean he's gonna like put a laser
at the whole planet or like take some of us
and like not the rest of us and then kind
of lasers planet or.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Say he who are you talking about the aliens? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
He says, from the cosmos, a fireballs rise the world pleads,
what's a harbinger? A messenger? Oh yeah, Hardinger, what how
do you know about it? Dang juble? All right, words
until Jubile makes this prediction. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
It's like a messenger like some of this kind of
like slang slang stuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
So he's like slang in fake you know, okay, lang in. Oh,
here's a slanger.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Trends dirty little secret?
Speaker 9 (52:21):
Hello, oh my god, Hi guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
How are you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (52:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I what is it?
Speaker 9 (52:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (52:32):
This is gonna sound a little contriving, but hear me out.
Speaker 9 (52:35):
Okay, okay, So well, it's not about me.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
It's about my best friend in a situation. I'm just
gonna say it.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
So a couple of weeks ago, my best friend closed
me up and she's like, hey, do you still have.
Speaker 9 (52:50):
Some of my decorations?
Speaker 5 (52:52):
So I was like, yeah, I guess I was holding
on to some of her decorations for the holidays. And
I was like, yeah, yeah, I have them. They're in
a box in my garage. She'll just drop them off
at your house. So she was like, okay, cool, if
I'm there, just like walk in, just drop them off,
like I don't want you to leave them outside because
like they're really nice.
Speaker 9 (53:09):
I was like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
So I grab the box and I drove over to
her house and I see her.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
Boyfriend's car is there, so I.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Assumed that she was there as well, and she just
like told me to like put them inside the house.
So I was like, okay, I go in and I
put the decorations in the front, like the front of
the living room, like the.
Speaker 8 (53:35):
For your area.
Speaker 9 (53:36):
But I hear stuff upstairs.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
And I'm like, oh, okay, like they're home, so I'm
just gonna be like, hey, how are you whatever. So
I'm used to like going into their house at this point,
so it's not like a big deal. So I go
upstairs and I see her boyfriend, but it's her mom
and they're making out. It was so awkward, Like I
(54:01):
stared at her and I was like and I like
ran down.
Speaker 8 (54:04):
The stairs and if yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:06):
Yeah, it was. It was really awkward.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
It was really weird, and you didn't tell her no.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
So I have a bright idea, and this is what
I have been doing for the past few weeks. I
texted her mom and I was like, hey, I saw
how contriving you are and that's really messed up. You're
doing that to your daughter and I'm not going to
tell her, but you're going to have to pay me
one hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
So you're, yeah, is she doing it?
Speaker 9 (54:34):
And she's doing it, So this is my plan.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
I am going to save up her mom's money and
I'm going to tell my girlfriend. I'm going to be like, hey,
by the way, your mom is doing this. She's been
paying this amount of money to keep it quiet, and
you're not gonna get rid of him because I'm going
to give you money for your rent and it's going
to be your mom's money.
Speaker 12 (54:55):
At first, I was like, yeah, okay, her mom for
her best interests, like a sick twisted robin hood.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
I can't tell her, but I'm not gonna selve anything
because he's like, she's going to kick him out and
she's going to be struck for money. So I'm like,
you know what, they're going to do it regardless, I
might as well get paid and now we can kick
him out because she's going to have enough money to
save up.
Speaker 8 (55:24):
But then he doesn't even know.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
Won't the mom stop paying you once you tell the
daughter because she's gonna find out you told the daughter
when the daughter kicks a boyfriend out.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah, but I'm gonna make her sweat first, Like I'm
getting my cake out of this.
Speaker 9 (55:35):
I'm trying to make her nervous.
Speaker 5 (55:36):
I'm trying to make it nervous.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah all right, well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Really, any mom that does that to
her daughter deserves the sweat.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Yeah yeah, well, thank you guys for letting me get
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
What's your dirty little secret,
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