The Full Jubal Show from October 6th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you feel like humans are getting dumber and dumber
by the second. It's the Jewell Show. Well, there are
a few ways you can tell. Spend any amount of
time going through airport security and watch just how confused
people get about putting their belongings in a bin stress.
Or you can take out your phone and open up
any social media app and spend two seconds on it.

(00:20):
And if you need more proof of just how far
we haven't come as a species, authorities have had to
issue warnings about some new TikTok trends that are out there.
Oh no, I will go over them next so you
can feel like the smartest person in the world. Eight
And also wonder why would anybody ever think that's a
good idea? Right after this, it's the Jewell Show. Kids
nowadays they spend all their time on the TikTok, just TikTok,

(00:46):
and their life away doing these idiotic dance channlenges. Why
back in my day we were smart. We did things
like eat tide pods and we were fine. But now
there's a whole bunch of new tiktoks is out there
that are even more brain deed than eating high pods.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Impossible and if you need.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Proof of that, We're about to go over some of
the new challenges that are out there that authorities are
issuing warnings for people to not try. So if you
want to feel like a genius, congrats here in luck
you haven't done one of these challenges. Also, according to
new data from two hundred and fifty thousand adults in
fifty countries, social media everywhere is on the decline, really
except for here in America.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
All over the world people are kind of getting off
of social media because they're tired of ads and AI
videos being everywhere, but non in America when America is
still on the rise.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
We love our social media. We still believe the AI
is real.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And what are some of the new TikTok trends that
are out there that the authorities are warning people not
to try. Will tell you what the number one is
in just a second. It's absolutely ridiculous. But let's go
over some of the other top ones. There's the microwave
manifestation ritual that authorities are warning people to not do,

(02:02):
and that started from an influencer a manifestation TikTok account
that told users to write down their dreams on a
paper towel, wrap it around a spoon and microwave it
for thirty three seconds. Wow, send the energy into the
universe and your dreams will come true.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
This is actually psycho.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
If you put a spoon in the fridge, I mean
in the microwave, doesn't it like start sparks?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, set a fire and so Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
People are reporting setting off fire alarms, ruining microwaves, and
also a dorm room had to be evacuated.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Because of the fire.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well recently because someone was trying the TikTok manifestation microwave
manifestation ritual.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Okay, like I'm here for the manifestation rituals and burning things, but.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Not in a microwave.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
You do burn things, you have to do it safely
outside or like.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
In a sink, not in a microwave. Not in a
microwave spoon. No, they're going over some of the new
TikTok challenges out there that authorities are warning people to
not do. This one is ridiculous as well. A diy
orthodontist oka probably a fifteen year old, claim that you
can strain your teeth by wedging toothpicks between them at

(03:14):
night and then wrapping floss around your jaw like a muzzle.
So sleep with the toothpicks wedged in between your teeth
and it can straighten out.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Your teeth well.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And they just give you a like a what do
they called like gaps in your teeth.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh, people are actually doing this, though. Dozens of users
reported splinters in their gums, loosened teeth. Oh the hospital
for swallowing toothpicks.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh sleep.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Can you imagine choking on that just because you didn't
want to pay for braces?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Can you imagine how any one of the hospital and
tell the doctor, Hey, what's wrong with your kid?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I got toothpicks in Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I saw on TikTok that if you put toothpicks in
between your teeth and then wrap some floss around your
head when you sleep, it'll space your teeth out and
make them straight set teeth. If you do that, I
think they should take your teeth away from you them.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, the DNS are freaking out with that news.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's ridiculous what people believe on social media. Here's another
trend that's out there that people are actually doing that.
Authorities are warning people to not do the rice cooker facial.
Whoa beauty influencer. Yeah, told people that they should steam
their faces directly over a rice cooker to help open

(04:29):
up the pores and it will also infuse them with
ancestral energy. Okay, why, I don't know, but maybe what
kind of rice.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
So maybe it depends on what kind of rise you're using.
I don't know, Like how actually bad is that? Because
I'm not gonna lie. Whmember, I'm I'm boiling something like
pasta or whatever. It kind of feels nice to you good. Yeah,
push your face like over the steam. Well, I used
to do it all the.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Time with my mom.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
We would give ourselves facials.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
We would boil a pot of water and then we
would take towels and stick our heads in it with
the towel on, so the steam would just go straight
to your face.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
You put your face in the water.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
You don't put your face the water, but you puts
your face.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Over the steam. But this was not that bad then.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, I don't know, this is that bad rice cooker
facial But it's a rice cooker part for the ancestral connection,
the ancestral energy that gets burned into your face.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't know. I don't know about that part.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
The biggest TikTok trend though, that authorities are issuing and
worrying about saying please please do not do This reminds
me of the tide pod challenge. Ah, it's called the
chlorine smoothie Clinton drinking One TikToker claimed that if you
blend small amounts of pool chlorine with kale and protein

(05:34):
powder as detox is your bloodstream and activates third eye clarity.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Are you highs? Your body shutting down? Your third eye
is starting to appear. I don't think you can drink
chlorine like.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That, already said to issue warning that said chlorine is
literally poison and is not activated alkaline juice. Okay, do
not drink chlorine.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Is They put chlorine in pools and you sometimes drink
a little over a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So and that is how people believe these book operations
are right there, just.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Here, it's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hello, are you ready for the big day?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Who oh hi ac sac Yes, yes, I see. My
name is Jennifer and I work with photography and I'm
just calling to check in and go over a few
things before your big engagement day.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Wait, wait a minute, Who's who's Jonifer? I've been talking
to Dave.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Oh, yes, Dave. I'm one of Dave's assistants. So I
help him get ready for shoots, and so I'll be
there with him on the big day when you pop
the question to your girlfriend and ask her to be
with you through that.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Hang on, wait, is there something wrong with you or
is this the way you always talk?

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Well, I don't know what you mean by that.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Well, I'm not. I'm not gonna lie to you, and
I don't mean hert You're feelings.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
That's okay, but we all grow from her.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
No. No, but you sound creepy.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Oh well, I don't know why I'm projecting sort of
a creepy demeanor to you. But I don't mean.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
In an old movie.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
I don't even know who Vincent Price is. How are
the nerds?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Just? How are the nerves?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yes? Are you nervous about the big engagement?

Speaker 6 (07:59):
I'm really not. May you're making me feel weird? No,
you're making me feel weird.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
No, No, I need you to back that down. I
need you to back that down just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Okay, let's move off. I can just say I can
tell that I'm you know, maybe you're a little off
boot by my demeanor, which is fine, and I don't
take any offense to it.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I know at some.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Point I don't mean to be offensive, but you you
sound I'm not gonna lie to you. You sound creepy, creepy.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
As hell, man, I mean like really like like no, no.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
No, I don't.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
I don't think you understand it.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
The way that you drag everything out, and the weird
low almost attempting to be sultry voice and everything else.
Like I feel like it's a persona that's been put on.
So like, just like, try to talk to me like
a normal human, you know, just to ask the questions.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
We'd like to make sure that you could position yourself
so that we can be on the left side of you,
because we've noticed that you have a very strong, solid
left side. If you were to be asked what your
good side is, it would be your left side, just
for future reference.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
So what's wrong with my right side?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
The right side is fine, It's just that the left
side is better and stronger. The other day when you
were getting dry.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, how
do you know that?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Oh, it's just the win. You were carrying the drag
cleaning the other day.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
I noticed, Wait a minute, Yes, you saw me hearing
my drag cleaning.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yes, I saw you're carrying the drag cleaning the other day.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
How how no, whoa, whoa? How did you know I
was picking up dry cleaning? And why were you watching
me when I was picking up my dry clane?

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I haven't been watching. I've just been taking.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Pictures, that's watching. What the is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Just been taking pictures of you for the last three
weeks in order.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
To prepare weeks? Are you out of here? Damn?

Speaker 9 (10:08):
Mine?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
What the.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
It's just to prepare for the candid shoot of your engagement,
to make sure that we have all our angles covered.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Not what I signed up for. Look, put Dave on
the phone. If he doesn't call me.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Back in a minute and a half, I'm calling the
cops on your creepy yet.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
How long has it been since you heard from Dave?

Speaker 6 (10:30):
What did you do Todave?

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I just wondered how long it's been since you've actually
talked to him. I'll make sure that he calls you.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
No, it's what did you do today?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Will? I didn't do anything to Dave.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Yet, yes, I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's that man.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
What happened to Dave? What did you do today?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your brother set you up.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
What this is a joke. It's a brank phone call.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Your brother said that you're getting engaged in about a
week and you hired a photographer and he wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
He is such an I love it, but I was
so worried about days, man.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
I didn't wake.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Up every morning with Jubile phone. Franks, it's time for
Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
We need to talk about why everybody is eating pudding
with forks, and we're going to do that in just
a second. But first, Jubile, did you see that the
Three Eye at List is trending?

Speaker 8 (11:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Of course, the Three Eye at List. That mothership baby
Hey yeah. Because it just passed Mars, so the government
shut down. It's been a little bit quiet and people
haven't been talking about it as much, but apparently it's
been spotted making its way past Mars, and now everybody's
talking about the trajectory of it and where it's going
and that it looks like an alien.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
So where's it going?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's coming right here. It's going to pick us up.
Whoever's getting on board. I know, I am.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Wait, we know you are too.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
We got to send you home.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's because the trajectory or trajectory of it is so
specific that it would have to be like a fluke.
That's something that is just like a rock or a
comet from another galaxy would fly in that direction. So
it's so precise the way that it's flying because there's
like basically like a jet stream kind of thing out
in space that if you hit it, you can travel faster.

(12:24):
But it's traveling exactly on that at like a degree.
It's like nine degrees. Whatever that means, I don't know,
but exactly how it would travel if it was on purpose.
Sometimes scientists are like, it's just a crazy thing that
it's flying this way. Other scientists are like, you would
have to do that on purpose, So it's like a
manned craft or it's a craft that is actually doing that,

(12:46):
that knows how to fly that way.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
That kind of reminds me of like in Finding Nemo
when they jump into that like fast stream and it
takes them down somewhere.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's what it reminds me of.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
But that's like what they feel like the mothership is doing.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, wait, so there's a mothership.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Where's the baby ships they're coming to?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Are they connected to the mother ship or they like, oh,
maybe they like open up and then all of these
babies come out.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yes, yeah, so maybe it's like that.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It'll just kind of hover over us for a little
while and then all the like baby ships will come
off it and then they'll start really tearing things.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Like each little baby ship will grab one person to
go for the ride. You know that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Wait, are think gonna be mean? Are they gonna be nice?

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Though?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Technically it's classified as a comment, but as Jubil was saying,
because of how it's moving, there are Harvard professors that
believe that it's the alien Sean you can talk to them.
He can't play nice while he's googling. Definitely baby ships.
I'm gonna tell you about a new trend in crime,
and that is that people are stealing tractor trailers, trucks

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and trailers, all of the above, and because they carry
usually a lot of expensive goods like beef or other food.
But the one that has most recently been stolen is
a truck full of salsa. The salsa was thirty It's
thirty five thousand dollars worth of salt just went missing.
The truck got found, the trailer is all good, but

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the salsa is gone.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
So this new.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Crime of stealing food out of trucks is really making
its way.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Though I have a party, I guess I don't know
what the resale on salsa is because you gotta where
it's fresh.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Unless on the street and someone's like, yeah, no, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I feel like.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Maybe they'll try selling you pudding with a fork. So
this is thanks to TikTok. But eating putting with forks
in a park with a bunch of people is a trend,
and it started in Germany, and it's actually got a name.
They're calling it putting mick gabble, which is obviously German,
but I think it's basically just saying eating the pudding

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with a fork. So people gather in these parks and
they tell people where they're going to be, and they
all just show up with their forks and.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Pudding, I mean putting?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Really?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
What?

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Like?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
How bored are we though? The things to do? Like
go play soccer?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Like I don't know runs he's putting with a fork?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What you mean it's thick enough where you can't eat
it with the fork. But why well, if you don't
guide any spoons, Okay, there's.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
With a fork or younger with a fork. It's nice.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
I usually sometime toat it with a nice here because
you don't have forks.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Lead a meet up.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
I'm sure people will follow.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh geez, that's.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
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Speaker 1 (15:29):
Grayson is on the phone today for a first ay
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
annabel So in a few minutes we'll call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But first, Grayson, how long
has it been since you heard from Annabelle?

Speaker 9 (15:43):
It's been it's been it's less than a week. But
it's been a few days.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Okay, okay, but long enough for you to feel worried.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Yeah, I guess it was like it was last weekend.
So it's been three four days, and yeah, I'm starting
to feel confused because we had pretty for then we
had an awesome time, So I don't understand where the
disconnect is maybe coming in here.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
So well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Then let's see if we can figure it out.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yeah, I mean I'm not you know, I'm not the
most handsome guy in the world, but I'm decent looking.
And Annabel came over and we had I mean I
thought we had a spark. We were like, we were smiling,
we were laughing immediately. I mean, she's got these really
great comebacks, and she's got this really kind of charming,

(16:31):
just killer smile. You know, she kind of like looks
up at you and side smiles and it just kind
of makes you feel.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Something cool.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
And I don't know, we played board games. She was
crushing me on trivial Pursuit. I mean, she's got she
you know, there's there you go.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
It's a triple thread the way.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
So she came to your to your place.

Speaker 9 (16:51):
Yeah, we just had like a cozy, you know, quiet
night at my place, which was great. I like to cook,
so we make some like homemade pizza, you know, something
I thought would be fun throwing toppings on flower everywhere.
It was a good time. And like I said, we
played like marathon of board games, which is I love

(17:12):
doing that. I always did that grown up, and you
know we're got nineties playlists. I mean, I mean, it
was just like it was this amazing fun night.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, what do you think could have gone wrong?

Speaker 9 (17:24):
You know, we were a little you know, there's the
other the night we got a little flirty. You know,
we did some wine. We're kind of cleaning up and
finally found ourselves kind of next to each other, had
a kiss, which was really amazing. You know, I just
kind of played it cool and kept cleaning, and then
she sits down on the counter and we're just chatting.

(17:46):
And while I was cleaning this short this is like, honestly,
the only thing I can think of is that while
I'm cleaning, I like accidentally splashed a little bit of
pizza sauce under under her like Swede sneakers, they're pretty nice,
they're like white sneakers. And she kind of freaked out
me a little bit, and she said it was late
and she just had to go and she kind of

(18:08):
just out of set and it was kind of a
quick exit. I guess it was a fun It was
just like a super fun style date with pizza kiss.
Chemistry was really strong. And then yeah, I texted her
the next day, you know, I was like round two
question mark and and like nothing. She's just totally not
I mean, she doesn't have like any read receipts, but

(18:29):
I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Okay, it's like a little sauce.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
I mean, if that's if that's the reason, it's.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Like, come on, maybe she really loves her shoes and
if they're swayed, that's not always the easiest to clean.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's really expensive. And she's waiting for you
to be like, hey, I'm you a new pair of shoes.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, maybe that's what she wants, you know, I know.
All right, Well we'll try to figure it out for you.
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she'll selves why she's ghosting you and
maybe gets you a second date.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
Okay, all right, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next
if you're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
Grayson is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Annabelle.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But before we do that, Grayson, why
don't you break down your date again for us real quick.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
Yeah, we had a great night. She came over, We
watched Netflix play four games, homemade pizzas, just at the
coachy night at home. We had lots of chemistry, we
were laughing, the conversation flowed naturally. We had a nice
kiss at the end I thought was really like sexy kiss.
And then she's just kind of like a broucoly laugh

(19:40):
after I splashed some pizza sauce on her and I
don't know if that's the reason, but I've not heard
from her since.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
All Right, well, I feel like she's waiting for you
to offer to buy it.

Speaker 11 (19:49):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
One, let's see if the pizza sauce on the shoe
did it? Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 10 (19:53):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Huh hi misspeak to annabel Please she Hey annabel how
are you?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
This is a radio show. It's called the Jewbill Show.
Hey Annabel, I'm Nina.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Hi amat for it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Hey, my name is jubal Oh, I guess you know
the show What's Up? Well, then you heard a first
date follow up before I have awesome?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, guess what, Annabel?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Somebody email us about you?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's the segment where if you go out on a
date with somebody and they end up ghosting you, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why any idea?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Who email us?

Speaker 11 (20:41):
Yep, I know, I know exactly who it is, and
I'm sure he's on the phone.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Right, Yes, he is.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
How Grayson told us about your date and said he
really liked you, but can't figure out why you're ghosting him.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Do you want to tell him?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Grace?

Speaker 11 (21:01):
I was just wondering, what do you think that I'm
goosing you for? Like, what is your concern? Why do
you think I am?

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
We had an amazing night and obviously have no problem
answering phone numbers that you don't recognize on your phone
or you won't answer my calls. My guest is maybe
because I splashed pizza sauce on your shoe and you
were kind of upset by that. So that's the only
knock on the entire night that I.

Speaker 10 (21:26):
Can think of Grason, You're so funny. It wasn't the sauce.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
Thank you for caring about my safety, about answering the
numbers that I call and accept.

Speaker 10 (21:39):
That's really kind of you. But Brac, honey, it was
not a sauce. I looked down to look where the
sauce was slunk.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
And there was a giant mountain of nails things on
the floor.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Like his apartment floor or the house.

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Like I looked where the sauce was long. I was like, oh,
you know, like it was true. We had a great time.
And and I look down and on the like on
the splash right next to it on the floor that's
like under this think like someone who tried to get
them into a trash can. Was a literally like a
DNA pile of nail clings. Yeah, really over nail clippings

(22:21):
is why you will.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
And we had an amazing night and you saw some
nail clippings on my floor and you're not You're just gonna.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Grace and you know that's gross.

Speaker 9 (22:33):
Like I don't know, it was a small, you know,
maybe small hamster sized pile.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
It was exactly I'M sized pile of nail clippings. That's
a big pile. I think the fact were talking about
a pile of nail clippings.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
You guys, like, why didn't you like, we like want
to clean that up before she got to your apartment.

Speaker 9 (22:55):
But I mean, come on, though, first of all, nail
clippings is is really what three totally offer me? What
about what about our kids at the end of the night.
I mean, come on, that was amazing.

Speaker 11 (23:04):
Well, that kiss was amazing, But now I'm sort of like,
you're welcome, so I mean, bring it on to tech
of beautiful.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
What's what's going on? What a giant nail clipping?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
We all have little gross corners in our apartments or
our houses, and you know, it's like everybody, Oh.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
My gosh, so you you know you, so you know
you have the pile of nail clipping.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
Yes, I am aware that she's found my nail clipping corner.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
And your nail clipping corner, which is.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
Describing, Oh my gosh, it's just like he.

Speaker 11 (23:42):
Grew another person with those nails, A tiny, tiny person
is running around the fantastic long nails.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
Yes, okay, so found my nail clipping corner. But why
wouldn't you just say something? Why don't you just say
something about it?

Speaker 10 (23:56):
Why would I say something about it?

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Yeah, what's the deal?

Speaker 9 (24:00):
You don't have your nailipping corner established from your home
to really figure that out? Because you don't, then it's
just disgusting to your clipping your nails anywhere you want.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
But I don't.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
I'm confused. Say the way, get them away? Either way,
clean them away?

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Can I explain a little bit around the situation what
exactly happened here? I'm kind of joking because I think
this whole thing is ridiculous, But can I explain a
little something to you that maybe we'll set some light
on this whole situation?

Speaker 10 (24:31):
Of course, of course for it.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
So, I actually have a small phobia around nail clippings.
I think they're disgusting. I don't like seeing them. I
don't like being around them myself. I mean, I don't
know if this whole thing seems pretty silly. I'm pretty
sure everybody has a place that they should be clipping
their nails, and you don't have one.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Maybe that's a deal breaker for.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Me, Are you serious?

Speaker 10 (24:55):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
Annabel, is this is a nail clippings that a deal breaker?
If it is for you, maybe it is for me.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Listen, dude, you you do your thing.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
If I if the lack of my having a dedicated
mail clipping corner is just crushing your ego, I'll.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Let it go like it's cool. I get it, I
get it. Not everyone has a place to do that.
But but I'll think about it.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
But I really appreciate you know, I appreciate all the
time taking up feel bad?

Speaker 10 (25:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (25:22):
Well how about this. I don't want this nail clipping
thing to destroy what I thought was an amazing If
you maybe want to be over for a second date,
I'm happy to help me find the nail clipping corner.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Well, Annabel, would you like to run another day with Grayson?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 10 (25:40):
No, I don't want you to help me with that.
I don't need any help with that.

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Thank you. No, no, no, thank you. I don't need
a nail clipping corner.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't think anybody does.

Speaker 10 (25:48):
No, go ahead, Grayson, you do you.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
I'm going to go be like this gross, disgusting mail
clipping monster at large so.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
You will first date follow up?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Can I take your order? An I go to the
tall track at a large black cock large black cock.
Do you mean aventy No, I mean he means Aventi.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, the biggest one you got, venty is large, vent
is twenty.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Danny large is large.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
In fact, cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three languages.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Romere is in a
game of trivia for Playboy Cardi tickets. So call us
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Speaker 2 (26:41):
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Speaker 1 (26:41):
You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the jewelshow dot com if you think you've
got the goods that can beat Victoria, who is rarely
awake right now.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I think are your eyes are half closed?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
My allergies are so bad. I woke up at three
o'clock in the morning. You went through a whole box
of tissues, and then I have a hat on and
hoo do you on? Earlier when we had like a
five minute second break whatever, and the guy outside was like, well,
good morning to you, and I was like, good morning.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I'm so sorry, like a sarcastic good morning, like hey,
you look like crap today?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
No, not for you.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
I was like, oh, what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
With you today? I love how people do that.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
I know that's supposed to do you look tired?

Speaker 8 (27:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Like rough, that's what it is like.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
And I was like, oh, why.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Did you kind of do?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Okay, if you want to take on Victoria and U verse,
Victoria will play right after this.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
It's the dual show.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
What only some sort of a mentally challenged airhead.

Speaker 10 (27:41):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
To begin with?

Speaker 12 (27:47):
You're a virgin who can't dry.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Playboy CARDI tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you are Victoria Jesse?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
What's up, Jesse? How are you not much.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
Ready for the day?

Speaker 7 (28:10):
Here?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's cool, y'all? Little Hyde man with you or hype woman?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I want a kid just for that reason. Are you
ready to take Victoria?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh sweet?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Why we're gonna see Victoria out of the studio and
the game is played like this, thirty seconds answered as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, essay, pass,
and Victoria has to beat both of you guys outright
to win.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Okay, all right, we're ready. All right, here we.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Go, Jesse, what's your name? Geo?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Geo, Jesse and g o. Okay, here we go, guys.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
In the song Irreplaceable by Beyonce, she puts all of
her excess stuff in a box. Where to the left,
which continent is the natural habitat of the Ostrich.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Australia.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
What is an autoscope used to look.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
At uh in kernels of an engine?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Which pop star is the godmother of both of Elton
John's sons?

Speaker 10 (29:25):
Oh, pad up to How.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Many stars can a hotel have?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you guys.
If you could live in one celebrity's pocket for the day,
which one would you choose?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
And why?

Speaker 10 (29:46):
Which celebrities?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
My dad?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh, those are really besties. I love this all right, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
If you could live in one celebrities pocket for the day,
which one would you choose?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
And why Taylor Swift? And why why not?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
I could get all the information that like her business
information kind of thing. Oh, not her information, but like
her model of how she does things. Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I was thinking she's probably gonna put a credit card
in the pocket at some point. That's what I was
writing down that number. I want to I won't like
the knowledge. I mean, here we go thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed and you have to beat Geo and
Jesse outright to win.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Here we go, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
You guys can tell Victoria when to go a song.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
You're replaceable by Beyonce.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
She put all her excess stuff in a box where Oh.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
By the curb?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Which continent is the natural habitat of the Ostrich? I
think it's a curve Ostrich Ostrich, Ostrich, Australia. Oh what
is an autoscope used to look at?

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Yikes?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Auto scoop?

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
The stars?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Which pole star is the godmother of both of Elton
John's sons.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
The only person I have my has Kate Winslet.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh weird. That's right, all right. Let's send it over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did our
social media prisoner guy he's not here today, Sonna as
your score.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I do well, Victoria got zero correct, Okay, Jesse and
Geo got to congratulations.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
You guys did it.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Right, Victoria. They need the box, the curve, you got.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Playboy CARDI tickets and let's get the answers now in
the air.

Speaker 12 (31:42):
Yeah, we still have to give you the honor.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
What the last time we called in, we talked to
you about how he's got a collection of little stuff
to honors. That's right, yeah, I do. I want to
add to my collection. They send it over.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, they hang out on my bed next to Edgewater Eddie.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
A bunch of stuff to animals.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Now, thanks, thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Look I won something too, that's awesome. Let's get the answer.
This song irreplaceable.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Beyonce puts all of her ex and stuff in a
box to the lift, go dang it. Very literal and
ostridge is natural to Africa. An autoscope is used to
look at the ear Lady Gaga is the godmother of
both of Elton John's sons. And then a hotel can
have five stars. Jesse, thank you guys. You guys have

(32:37):
a great day. We'll play you Vers Victoria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just d almost at the Jubile Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Kayla is on the phone today for it to Catch
a Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Dylan for
two years, but now she thinks city might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him if he is.
But first, Kayla, sorry, you have to come on the
show this way.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
What's up? Why do you think Dylan might be cheating
on you?

Speaker 12 (33:08):
I think there's some signs. He's been really secretive. He's
hiding his phone, he's texting a lot, he's been getting
really dressed up on weekends and just claiming he's grabbing
drinks with the guys. I've been finding receipts. There was
a receipt from a really nice Battalion restaurant in his
car and that night.

Speaker 10 (33:28):
I thought he was going to be.

Speaker 12 (33:29):
At a sports bar. I did ask him about it,
and he kind of charuged it off and said, LANs changed.
So I don't know. I feel like there's fines, but
there's nothing clear that's obvious to me.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Did you know who he was going to the sports bar,
Italian restaurant whatever with?

Speaker 12 (33:46):
It was supposedly the guys, Like I thought he was
just hanging out with his friends.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Did you confront the guys?

Speaker 6 (33:52):
No?

Speaker 12 (33:54):
Dylan kind of made it seem like it was nothing,
so I didn't want to come off as like crazy girlfriends.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
So does he not usually get dressed up when he
goes out with the guys. That's a new thing.

Speaker 12 (34:03):
That's a new thing. Yeah, he's usually pretty pretty casually dressed,
but it's been most weekends he's getting nicely dressed, like
getting clothes from the cleaners, nicely dressed.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's odd. Okay, that's a little weird. Have you asked
him about that?

Speaker 12 (34:18):
Yeah, he was just saying something like he feels better
when he dresses nice, and he's like, okay, well might
have Okay, great, you look great. He's got reasons for everything,
and I don't really have proof of any reason, why
would be lying or but my friends all think something's up,
so that's why I'm calling.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Mm hm.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
That makes me feel uncomfortable too, Like if you're if
you're talking to your friends about it, usually they're the
ones that are can hold up the mirror. Yeah, is
the act normal towards you, like, aside from being super
sketchy when you ask him questions.

Speaker 12 (34:50):
Well, he's like fighting his phone. Like the other day,
I went to reach for something and he like grabbed
his phone really quickly, which I thought was weird. But yeah,
just like a lot more time in the bathroom and
a lot more time primping, and just a lot of texting.
And I saw a snapshot on his phone, so like

(35:11):
my friend said, that might be a thing. I don't
have snapshot.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Uh yeah, yeah, snapchat is a big one.

Speaker 12 (35:17):
I've caught him like taking selfies, which I thought was
weird because I'm not getting those selfies.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, that is weird. Yeah, that is really weird.
And you haven't really like asked somebouty any of this.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
No, I mean I've mentioned it all, but he explains
it and I'm like, Okay, I guess that's like reasonable
you're dressing up because you want to feel better. You're
taking selfies because you feel you look nice. You know,
your friends want to go to a nice Italian restaurant.
Like none of it to me sounds like he's actually
doing anything bad. But my friends are very very convinced,
and snapshots just like a social app. So maybe I'm

(35:52):
I don't know, Yeah, you're thinking it hopefully.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I mean I don't know all that.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I mean, you know, saying that he was somewhere else
then he was saying that he went somewhere when he
was actually an Italian restaurant.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
I mean that's kind of shady to me.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
I mean, yeah, who goes to an Italian restaurant doesn't
bring their girlfriend back? To me?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Balls, I'm just saying, yes, I did.

Speaker 10 (36:11):
Not get left over.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Ah yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it
out where you will play a song come back. And
then you already told us what a grocery store he's
a rewards card member at, So we'll pretend to be
from the grocery store and tell him that. Every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us just for being such a loyal customer
and his flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,

(36:34):
all right, we'll get you to catch cheater right after this,
right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, and
if you're just joining us. Kayla is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers

(36:54):
delivered from our florial department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Kayla or to somebody else.
But before I did that, Cayla, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick?

Speaker 10 (37:04):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
I've been dating Dylan for two years. He's been acting
a little strange. My friend's convinced me to call in.
He's been really secretive with his phone. He's been dressing nicer,
he's got traphot, he's taking selfie's and not sending them
to me. I found a receipt stating that he wasn't
where I thought he was, so he went to a
nice Italian restaurant. Anytime I've mentioned anything, he's got a

(37:29):
reasonable answer. So I'm not really sure what it is,
but my friends urged me to call.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (37:40):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for Dylan.
Oh this is like, Hi, Dylan, Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say thank you for being such a loyal customer
and a rewards card member with us.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
You're this most big winner. Congratulations for me. All right,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
What did I win? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh maybe you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
it's free flowers delivered to anybody that you want with
in the fifty United States from our new and improved flooral apartment.
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Actually, oh my goodness, that's uh, that's pretty cool. On
to show Catch no Catch, that's awesome, okay.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
And it's really simple.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
What I would need from you first will be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and that's it.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Okay. I'm going to send these to a lease.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
A lease, yes, okay, and is there anything you want
to put on a card?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Sure? Surprise.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
And it's been wonderful to get to know you better
and look forward to spending more time.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay, great, got that, And now I should probably let
you know that this is actually a radio show.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Hi, I'm Viktoria, and my name is Jubel. And your
girlfriend of two years Kayla is actually on the phone.

Speaker 12 (39:30):
Wow, who's the least, Dylan, you're looking to spending more
What does that mean? You're looking before to spending more time?

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Dylan.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
We do a segment on the show called to Catch
shiea where if you think your significant other might be
messing around to see you.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
This in flowers too, So what's going on here?

Speaker 12 (39:46):
Seriously to them because I've been feeling uneasy. You won't
talk to me, You're super sketched, you're hiding your foot.
Who is the least Elise?

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Look, I I don't really know it's going on right now.

Speaker 10 (40:01):
What do you mean who is the least?

Speaker 12 (40:04):
Answer the question?

Speaker 10 (40:05):
Who is a lead?

Speaker 12 (40:06):
Leise is.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
She's a friend from work.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
Look, we've been meeting up with a group of saturdays
to talk about a side project, like you know podcast. Look,
she she happens to be the most consistent one who
shows up. I was just I was just being.

Speaker 10 (40:21):
Just spend more time with you. That is more than.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
That is.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
It's what braz you know, It's just it's just something
you say with the podcast.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
I didn't get to finish. We get to say with
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
So you send flowers to somebody that has a podcast.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Look, I mean it's these are They're not like bright
red roses or anything like that. It's just a simple
thank you. Because she's been the only one showing up.
It looks like it just might be us and maybe
one other person.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I also said thirty six long sime red roses. Yeah,
so they are where they were. Yeah, it doesn't sound legit.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
Dylan, Okay, Why have you never mentioned the podcast?

Speaker 10 (41:06):
And why have you been lying?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Why are you so secretive? Look, I just didn't want
to hype it up.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Okay, it's not as it's not a serious podcast yet
we're just trying to begin this.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
I didn't want to hype it up.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
You know, I don't think it's you know, I wouldn't
be doing it if I don't know. Look, I know
this is how I know. It looks bad. Okay, it's
honestly just a podcast. There's nothing going on. Okay, you've
got to believe me. It's two years, we've been really happy.
Why would I cheat on you?

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Would a last say that there's nothing going on too?

Speaker 9 (41:40):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Okay, I believe you.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
No, you don't you.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Want to call her?

Speaker 12 (41:45):
He says that we've been together for two years. I
trust him.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I love tailor.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
It sounds Look, you guys don't know him.

Speaker 10 (41:56):
Okay, he wouldn't lie to me.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
So if he says he's not doing it, and he's
not doing it.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Neil, you called us for a reason I did, and.

Speaker 12 (42:05):
He's explaining himself. So we're hearing him out. Is that
not that this the entire show?

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
But it definitely the story doesn't really jive with you. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (42:16):
Look, just because you guys can partners, does I mean
I take your.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
Own baggage and apply it to yourself. It has nothing
to do with me. You're supposed to help people.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
This is not helping.

Speaker 10 (42:26):
This is this is hearing.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
It's not judging. You're just trying to have your bag.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
Girl, you're trauma dumping on us.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Look you know what, Kayla, I love you and you
know I would never cheat on you.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
There.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
I have everything I have. There's no reason and you
know to this whatever radio show, uh you guys have,
I was gonna have you on the podcast. Don't be
putting stuff on my girlfriend's head on a podcast about that?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Please put us on a podcast. I've never bet on
a podcast before.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
I would love to do on your podcast.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
You're a big radio show.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Well okay, Kayla, I'm glad you found out that he's
he's not cheating then.

Speaker 12 (43:05):
Yeah, no, he's being honest and I trust him hardly.
You guys should all do therapy though, because clearly you
don't know anything about romantic relationship.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Okay, okay, sorry, well, don't call him back when we
find out he is cheating.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
On you.

Speaker 12 (43:18):
Sorry, all right, thanks a lot for everything.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
The Jewel Shows to Catch a Cheater, Taylor Swift has
revealed some very intimate details about her fiance, Travis Kelcey.
And when I say intimate details, I mean the exact
measurements of his giggle pickle.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It's the Jewble Show, So give us three minutes and
we'll tell you exactly how many fourth down and inches
Travis Kelcey is working with. After this, did Taylor Swift
reveal the exact size of her fiance, Travis Kelcey's pocket
quarterback the jew Show, I'll tell you right now, because

(43:58):
if you weren't aware, Taylor Swift dropped her new album
last week, and since then, it's been all anybody can
talk about.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, especially one of the songs on.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
The album, entitled Wood that's an ode to her fiance,
Travis Kelcey's hormone.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Dart what.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I've never heard before, and apparently you can tell exactly
the size of it based on the song and some
Easter eggs that she dropped with it.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Oh, I say Easter egg plants. Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Anyway, before we tell you about Travis Kelcey, everything about
Travis Kelcey. According to Taylor Swift's new song Victoria y
Or is huge Taylor Swift fan, What did you think
of her new album?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I actually really liked it. I there's a few songs
on there. Our digital director Gabby the night it came out,
she's like, it'd be really cool if you made a
video for our page of the whole album. I was like, okay,
so I listened to all the songs. I was very tired,
but I actually really did like a lot of the songs,
more than her past two albums, really because her past
two albums have been a little slower.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Okay, but a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Are saying that, like they hate it because they don't
connect with those two albums. But people didn't like those
two albums.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Because they were too slow, So it's like wanting mixed reviews.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
I listened to it, you don't like it.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I liked a couple songs like I liked wish lists
or whatever, and I get canceled. But other than that,
it was kind of anti climactic. However, I am impressed,
and I love seeing Taylor's filthy side because it's still
so poetic. But this is what happens when a woman
is loved right. When a woman is loved right, she
can wrap into her whole being and start writing.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Songs like what and that's what we got. It just
sounded awkward to me.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I actually listened to the song We're about to talk
About where she reveals the exact measurements of Travis Kelce,
and I listened to it like it's awkward. It just
sounds weird to me because of Taylor Swift, but also
she just doesn't go all the way with it.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
It's like Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
You know, at least Brina Carpenter, you know where she's
going with it, you know exactly what she's talking about.
But with Taylor Swift, it just sounds awkward when she
tries to do that.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
It like, so the song hit.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Me rather weird because you don't expect it.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
You know what was really funny is I saw Nicki
Minaj tweeting about it.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
He was like, oh my god, I'm living for.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
This, and she was talking like so excited about how
Taylor was talking about how it is with Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Well, it just hit me like somebody who doesn't really
ever talk like that trying to talk like that, and
so it was just awkward, you know, and it was like, man,
it would have probably been more impactful if you just
had gone all the way with it.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Maybe she will next time.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Maybe she had to just kind of like wade into
the water.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, apparently people say you can tell exactly how big
Travis Kelsey is based on the song. The song is
called it Would, and here are some of the lyrics.
Forgive me it sounds cocky. He amatized me and opened
my eyes. Redwood tree ain't hard to see. His love
was the key that opened my thighs. Very like Taylor

(46:49):
Swift is like, you know, known as a poet, and
it's just not very poetic to me.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It's just what really that feels poetic?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I get though, so like that's like such a poetic way.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
To say I feel like it's very basic poetry.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Like it's very basic. I think it's silly.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
But here's another verse from the song girls, I don't
need to catch a bouquet to know a hard rock
is on the way. And maybe I'll admit I've been
a little superstitious. The curse on me was broken by
your magic. Wand oh Travis.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Is doing it right.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I fully like skipped over this song. I guess when
I original listened to the album. So when this came
out and people were talking about his wood piece, I.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Was a very confused.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Tree. Apparently there are redwood tree.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
There are Easter eggs or Easter egg plants, and the
song that can tell you exactly the size of Travis Kelsey.
Here's another verse from it seems to be that you
and me we make our own luck new heights of manhood.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I ain't got a knock on wood. Okay, I know,
yeah exactly. I mean basically she's saying she gets it
all the time. But here is what people I was saying.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Fans did some digging and looking for hidden messages, because
that's what Taylor Swift does. I guess with all of
her things is everything is a hidden message, and they
think they found one that reveals just how much Travis
Kelsey is working with. So the song would is two
minutes and thirty seconds long.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Oh god, okay.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Two inches No it's not oh.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I was like two hundred and thirty millimeters equals nine inches.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Stop it right now. I did to do this math.
This is a girl math, This is Taylor math, and
all of a sudden. That's how you start the business
that people are breaking it down like that. But two
hundred and thirty millimeters is nine inches. Also, the song
would is the ninth song on the album Stop It
No Way?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Why do I kind of believe it?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Though?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Why if you're Travis, tell me this.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
If you're Travis, do you feel comfortable with your girl
leaving Easter eggs letting the whole world know your size?
I mean, I guess if it's nine inches, you're I that. Yeah,
it's fine, that's what you're thinking about one of your mother.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
There's track three on the album. I'm not exactly excited
about it. It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I'm gonna tell you how people are eating taco bell
to train for a marathon and why Jesus this is
the real thing coming up in a second. But first,
speaking of food, did you guys, I mean, I'm sure
you knew there's salad talk, like as in TikTok salad tot. Yeah,
Like there's a talk for literally absolutely everything. And thanks
to salad talk, potatoes are the new creutons.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Wait, what potatoes are the new croutons?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
H Okay, I just find it hilarious the things that
I get to report on because this is what's trending.
There's a whole thing talking about how potatoes are more
superior than that. And now even like people that make
potato tots are really starting to capitalize on this and
calling them croutons instead of tops.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
So potatoes are a thing. Oh interesting, If you're eating.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Too many potatoes and you need a discount on some
weight loss drugs.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Head on.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Costco is going to start selling monthly supplies of ozempic
and we'll go be a discounted prices to uninsured members.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
So didn't we just wait, didn't we just report on
how there was.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
A lawsuit being brought up against Ozympic because of how
bad it is for you because people were starting to
go blind. Okay, but the thing is we still take
it and then.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
We're like, oh my gosh, why didn't think this is
gonna happen to me?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I know, I didn't know this is this could happen
at all. I can't go blind from this, but.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Like there's so many researches.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And like sign because I told you, yes you.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Can voice though, like you gotta name that voice.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
It just kind of sound a little bit like Dora, Oh, no, boots,
we're going blind from ozimpic.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
No, I'm right here, Dora, I'm right next to you.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
I told you you shouldn't have taken the zimbic.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Also, I'm publishing back. It's the map, it's math.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
It it is so serious, Like and then why now
is Costco selling it?

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Like we just like, yeah, they are making it more
accessible because probably Costco wants to make money off of
it too.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I guess that's not good for us.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Honestly, you probably look great as you.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Are, Like I think that.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
I mean for some people, I understand that it works.
And I just wonder if it's like you're taking too
much that gets you those bad side effects.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Isn't it made of people with like diabetes, Yeah, it
was originally a diabetes drug.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Yeah, so you don't have diabetes, maybe just like don't
take it like your broughty isn't needing anything else, Like
you know what I mean first, like if you have diabetes,
you get like insulin and yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
I mean, some people love it. It definitely works. It's
just if you're willing to have the side effects or not.
You could go out and go for a run and
train by This is a really unhinged trending, and I apologize,
but it's also interesting. People are training for this marathon
by eating taco bells, so this is happening. It's an

(52:18):
ultra runner race in Denver. It's a fifty k which
is thirty one miles, but the catches in order, Like,
while you're running, you have to stop at ten different
taco bells, and you have to order and consume the
food while you're moving. If you throw up, you become disqualified.
So you actually have to eat the each taco bell stop.

(52:39):
You have to have a chalupa Supreme or a countrap Supreme,
or and then with a Burrito Supreme or Nacho's Bell Grande.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I don't know what half of that is, but the
name of them at the same time would be very
hard at me. You feel like it's also got to
be dangerous. No as know you can easily throw it up,
but like you would get so sick.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
But if you throw up, you get disqualified and you're
not allowed to have pepto or any of that stuff
on the run.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I do not want to be one of the people
that's on the sidelines and that run cheering people on. No,
I don't want to see I don't want to be
anywhere around that run.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
When it happens.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
You to the end of it, some one finales all
of it out and all.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
You even go to the bathroom as many times as
you me too, but only at locations.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Oh my gosh, I would not want to eat talk
about that race.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
That's what's Trendy's going to be a rough cleanup for
the crew that has to clean that day.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 13 (53:44):
Yes, I do. Basically, I've been I've had just like
a hard time sleeping. So my little secret is that
I've been getting up while my boyfriend's asleep and like
putting things in different places, like yeah, like switching like
my beauty products.

Speaker 10 (54:04):
With the youth paste what I was supposed to be.

Speaker 13 (54:07):
And things like that. And I thought it was just
like a prank at first, but then he started thinking
it was a ghost, like for real, because I started
moving furniture and things like that. I mean the chairs
from now, I just like a chair here and there,
just like random things that put paper towels in the
Batsman instead of toilet paper things like that, and then

(54:29):
he thought it was a ghost and he started actually like.

Speaker 10 (54:34):
Emailing the landlord telling them that.

Speaker 13 (54:36):
They've got to get this place looked at and like
possibly get an exorcist, like he's saying, freaks out and yeah,
but I just kind of got too far. And I mean,
like I didn't even realize it. But he ended up
getting like I guess he was embarrassed by because he's like, well,
maybe it's not a ghost, Maybe it's just me. Maybe
I'm losing my mind. And so he got like a

(54:58):
CT scan and that is deductible. Yeah, so he ended
up spending a whole lot of money out of pocket.
I mean, I feel like I don't even know what
to do. Like it's the worst. So I'm definitely keeping
this one a secret. But yeah, I'm going to do
like what started out as a prank ended up just
getting way out of control.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
What's the last thing you did to it?

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
He made him go get a CD's hand.

Speaker 13 (55:23):
Well, I basically swapped the cars out, so I got
one outside and he parked his car. He always comes
in like later than me, So I pulled his car out,
put it back in, and then put mine behind it,
and like he knew, yeah, he knew that. He always
comes in after me because of our work schedules. And

(55:44):
he was like what and he was like, did you No,
I didn't do it, so I didn't know this. But
that's what was the trigger.

Speaker 10 (55:51):
For him being like, Okay, I'm losing it, like maybe.

Speaker 13 (55:54):
I'm maybe I'm doing things I don't even know about,
you know, Like he started freaking out.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Girl, also want to go get a seat.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Oh my god, have you stopped doing it now?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Then?

Speaker 10 (56:05):
No, I stopped doing it.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Yeah, I mean I want to stop doing it, but
I mean, oh my god, what if you ever find out?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Well he well, geez, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
You literally almost drove him crazy kind of.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
It was a crank, a crank, what's your dirty little secret,

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