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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What are you going to be for Halloween?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's a jewbile show, a scary, spooky, sexy goblin with
fish nets. Whoa maybe a dentist with fish nets, or
perhaps a construction worker with fish nets. Most likely, whatever
costume you decide to wear, it'll include fish net stockings.
And if you're having trouble trying to figure out what
to be this year for Halloween, don't worry because Variety
(00:22):
put together a list of the best pop culture Halloween
costumes this year, so you can decide what celebrity you
want to put fish nets on, and we go over
it right after this kind.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Have a tomboy. I don't like being a chick.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think certain women you messed it up for me,
bad man, and not all women. I'm talking to those
skinny little chicks out there, the ones would like to
wear underwear and call it an outfit.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I hate you and these chicks. They all have their
national holiday, Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They all come out in Halloween. It's always so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They're always really cute.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They're I don't wear a yellow song, I'm a sexy PIKACHEW.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wow, I wait a black bra I'm a nun party.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And then we all go to the Halloween party and
all the guys are after the naughty nurse, the naughty kitten,
the naughty devil.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Where am I? I'm in the corner of the room. Hey,
who wants the pumpkin? Huh? Anybody wants some pumpkin punk?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I don't look.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Cream jewel show.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And for some people, Halloween is just so easy. You
just look through your closet for the sexiest under where
you have it, boom costume done. But for us normy
looking people, we have to work for it. And luckily
for us, Variety put together a list of the best
pop culture Halloween costumes this year in a second, and
tell you what the number one pop culture Halloween costume
is this year in a second. But first, A new
(02:06):
survey asks Americans to rate how much they love Halloween
on a scale of one to five, and then compare
those responses in all fifty states, and in the end,
the states with the biggest Halloween fanatics are Delaware, Idaho,
and North Dakota.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
What interesting, apparently they do Halloween right.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'm just I'm thinking about like the cornfields and like
the pumpkin mazes and those kind of things. And then
you can have like those haunted houses and chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Chases, okay, because you know those are.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
The creepiest haunted houses when they actually have the chainsaws
and run after you. Those states strike me as the
ones that happen.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The state with the least Halloween spirit is Arizona, probably
because it's ninety degrees at night and nobody wants to
trick or treat the ninety degree Wait a.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Second, probably because they can wear underwear. Twenty four to
seven is clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And it doesn't matter. Yeah, like whatever, we always get
to do this.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, but what are the top celebrity and pop culture
costumes this year to help you get ready for Halloween?
Who over some of the top ones right now and
tell you what number one is in just a second.
But of the top fifteen, Sabrina Carpenter makes the list.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's a love Sabrina. How do you what do you
do to dress up a Sabrina Carpenter like the Booty
Shores with like a like a like every other sexy
Halloween costume.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Put on a little neglige, Just put on your nightgown
and walk out the door. But what do you do
when your kid is ten years old and It's like, Mom,
I want to be Sabrina Carpenter. I want to be
Taylor Swim.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Mom, I mean, what do you do? You're like, well,
you're just gonna be that but different era spe Hard
put a little microphone in their hand and go. You know, they're.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
One of the top Halloween costumes this year is Glinda
and Alfaba from Wicked.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He Ala alpha b say Alphaba elpaa. Yes, that's classic.
That's cute. You can't really put fishnets on that.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I guess you could can, and you can like wear
like a tiny dress instead of like a big dress.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
There's ways to make it's a little sky. It's part
of the holiday. It's a requirement.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
There are the top five pop culture costumes according to Variety.
Gladys and Weapons. I don't know who that is that is.
I have no idea how, but I'm gonna look it up. Okay, Well,
while Nina looks that up. Brad Pitt in the F
one movie.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh oh that's hot, please do that. Oh my gosh,
I wanted.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I wanted to be Tate McCrae, who likes sings a
song from the F one movie and she has a
song called sports Car and I want to wear like
a sports outfit.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Like a sports car outfit. You just wanted to wear
booty shorts.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Really, it's pretty much Tate McCray is the same kind
of the same costume as Sabrina Garbenter technically different kind
of different color wig.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Go all the way down. You just only wear a
broad top. So mom, I want to be.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The number three top pop culture costume of the year,
according to Variety, is Oasis the band? The band because
they made their comeback this year? Did they make a
comeback this year?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I didn't even know that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
If you're into alternative music, it's actually kuit It was
drama because the band broke up and they just got
back together and people were flying. They're from the UK,
so people were flying all over the world to La
to go to this like reunion concert.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So it's a big deal today. But I don't know
how you address that Oasis.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
You said Oasis, and I thought someone just gonna be
like away from the Ocean, Like that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They're great, they've got good music.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But the number two Paw culture costume of the year
A La Boo Boo.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's a good album, that's a good costume.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh, oh my gosh, yes, but you can countish people
so hard in a la Boo boo, Like you think
you're just like this cute little monster, but like you're
really a monster.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Underneath, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Ouch, You've gotta be careful on Halloween who you go
home with, because you don't know what you're.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Waking up to. Would you go with the Laboo Boo?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I mean, I don't know if they were funny enough,
your personality shine And.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Then you get the head off of the laboo and
you're like, oh my goodness, can we put that thing
back on. The number one costume of the year, according
to Variety, is Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie b One
Battle after Another. What he just kind of looks like
Leonardo DiCaprio to MEO, Okay, I don't know how he
(06:13):
that shirt.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I have no idea what that is either. But I
just found Gladys from Weapons. It's terrifying. Oh what does
she look like?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This like a clown? Kind of is that right down here?
These ones like on the TikTok.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Scream like an evil clown on the TikTok figures the
other way, it looks like it.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I have no idea and the Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't
know if you're going to be Lero, just like be
him from Titanic, Like just be a classic.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
All you have to do is get someone like way
younger than you and go with them, and then Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, just get any.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
In your late forties and yes, five twenty three year
old girls to walk around with you, and then you're
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
My god, I know you, like right now. They do
that every day. It's another jewbile phone frame morning on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office.
I was looking for Erica. Yeah, let's hey Erica. How's
the old honker working out?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Everything heilling up? Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
After you came in here and had a little bit
of surgery on the deviated septum.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Yeah, I've had her for a while but except the
pain killers and.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Everything's yeah good.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Just call the check in and see how things are
going and that everything is fine. And you haven't noticed
anything strange.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
No, everything seems good.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Nothing nothing out of the ordinary at all. Nothing, no
things blocking anything or.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're coming out of the old nose just perfectly fine.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Why do you keep asking me questions like that something
there that shouldn't be there? What do you you're you're
being really weird.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I apologize, Okay, full transparency. I guess I should
just get to the point. So we think that maybe
possibly Captain side Eye might be still up in your
nose there, and I wanted to make sure Captain what
captain Captain side Eye, Yeah, that's his name.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
But Captain Sideye what is that?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, all right, So the doctor who performed your procedure,
the surgery on your deviated steptem there, he has a
lucky charm basically that he keeps with him during all
of his surgeries. It's a lego pirate head named Captain
side Eye. Yeah, and after your surgery, he could not
(08:56):
locate Captain side Eye.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
And he's I think it's in my note. I'm sorry,
Can I just you think it's in my nose? You
think there's a lego in my nose?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Pretty sure that there is a lego pirate head stuck
in your nose?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You sorry? What you know?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's kind of probably shocking me here, but yeah, so
apparently you're kidding me. I wish I was, you know,
but it sounds like your voice is moving pretty well
and then nothing's blocking it, so that's good. We're just
wanting to make sure that the you know, the lego
pirate head doesn't you know, fall out of where it's at.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You need to get this out of my nose right now.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I can't believe.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
I just this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
There's something in my nose.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
That he left this is you need to take.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
Us out of my nose right now, or I'm call
my lawyer and I'm going to see is that yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
See, that's and that's why I was calling. We were
hoping we could do this sort of under the radar,
no lawyers involved, nothing, absolutely not.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Are you kidding me? No, I'm going to call my
lawyer right after we get off the phone.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
This is unacceptable.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I can't believe there's a lego in my nose.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am, yeah, like little a lego pirate head and
skew a little guy.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
So it's not you know, you are going to get
I'm gonna show this out of you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
This is so stuck.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
Are you killing me?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
That's my nose, that's the center of my face.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, yep. And see this is the fourth time
they did. I just hear you laugh. This is just who.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
This has happened this month, and so we're trying to
kind of keep it under wraps.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Fourth time you're telling me that there are four other
people that.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Got lego stuck at their nose.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, that's a class action lawsuit. Then hang on, I'm
sorry million dollars, Erica.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I am so sorry about that. I didn't hear a
word you said because I just heard from the doctor.
He just peeked his head around the corner. Apparently he
found he found the head of his pirate there, pirate
side eye.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
H Well, then I'm going to do for emotional distress.
I can't believe you just put me through that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay, So anyway, yeah, sorry about the false alarm there.
I'm motorcycle Steve is still unaccounted.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
For though, motorcycle Steve.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yes a lego motorcycle happy questions?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Are you about to ask me if I have a
pirate lego up my nose right now?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Because I don't think I can.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hey, Erica, this is actually a Jeubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
He said that you had surgery on your deviate it
slept him a little while ago, and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Oh my god, what I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Kill There are no legos in your nose.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Can't believe me that there's a lego my nose, an idiot?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Wake up every morn with double phone Franks, It's time
for NINAS. Was trending.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Well, we now know why Taylor Swift won't play the
Super Bowl, and it's not what we originally thought. I'm
going to tell you what that is in a second,
but first, there's a man who is trending. His name
is Adam Lopez, and he won the lottery.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Hey blitting.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
The lottery landed him in the hospital for eight days.
Well he did it right then, honestly, yeah, depending on
how you look at it. But he won the lottery
and then he started partying, and he just binged and
binged for three months straight, oh until an ambulance had
to pick him up because he had a bilateral pulmonary embolism.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, So it's a little bit of a warning, I
guess It's like gluttony really is just.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Little devil what I would if I won the lottery, though, I.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Would do seriously, that's Vegas, Mann, that's private jet.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
You'll go to Vegas. You get a private jet and
you go to like Biza. Yes, like party, but you
also enjoy the beach.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's my bucket. That's on my bucket. It's a party
and a visa.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
And I want to do it before I get too old,
because I really want to enjoy it, you know what
I mean? Like I want to go. I want to
go so back and go so hard. I'll need eight
days to recover, but I won't be like binging for
three months. That'll be two nights and I'm like, bye,
I want to.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Go when I'm way too old to be an Aviza,
Like eighty five.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You are that old.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Du You have to wear a fanny pat, you have
to have a really bad tan, and you have to
be wearing a speed up.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh good. I don't know why I saw that vision
so clearly.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
And he's just got this little pit walk walking down
the All right, I'll live there.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Way too long. We now.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I go to concerts when you can't hear anything anyway,
it's right. I used to come to my ears to
be muffled when I leave. Neither just muffled all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You're not even.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Lying's complaining about how he can't hear out of his ears.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, my allergies are killing me. I can't hear much
out of my ears right now anyway, So it's good.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Well, at least you have your eyesight because now you
can watch the new Game of Thrones prequel that is
based on the Tales of Duncan Egg novels that were
written by George R. R.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Martin.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
But anyway, the new series is called a Night of
the Seven Kingdoms, and they were teasing it yesterday by saying,
this winter spring is coming.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
What I've been to House a Dragon? I don't know.
Let's just like, are we done? Are we done with
House of Dragon?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But they didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Did they not get renewed?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I thought it was gonna be renewed for a third season.
But I'm like, was that like the follow up to
that or something that was like a prequel? It was
a prequel.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
That one was all about Kalisi, right, yeah, like her
mom or something her mom.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I thought it was like her like ancestors. Oh, Yeah,
maybe I didn't follow correctly, but as fall it follows
like how the that like line?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Like because she talks about in the beginning of the
show like her ancestors once ruled the kingdoms, so it
starts off with her ancestors like ruling.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And I really liked it at the beginning. I faded
out on it.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, season two wasn't as good as season one, but
I still want to know what happens.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, well you have this to look forward to, a Night.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Of the Seven Kingdoms this winter spring is coming.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm just thinking, John snow Man, I can't all right.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Lastly, we now know why Taylor Swift is not playing
the Super Bowl. Originally, we reported and we believed that
it was because she wasn't getting paid for it, which
made perfect sense because Taylor Swift would be bringing in
all of the viewers for the NFL that was a
no brainer.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But actually it's different. The reason is.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Because of Travis, not because he asked her not to,
not because he doesn't want her to, but because she's
so locked in on the game while he's playing. She's like,
he's out here risking his life for one of the
hardest sports doing this and doing that, and she just
wants to be supportive. She's like, I can't imagine thinking
about my choreography while Travis is back.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He already knows that they're going to go to the
Super Bowl. She's specially read the script, that's what she believes.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, well it's not a script. I felt was definitely scripted.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
They can't be scripted, but they're probably going to It
just feels like it's going to be one of those years,
you know, gotta go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, and then Watchally get married like after it, and
it's like no, like exactly she knows. She's like, well,
they're gonna be playing in it, so in two years though,
I can because they won't be in two years, So
I'll do the halftime show in two years.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Event she'll do when he retires though, Oh for sure.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
He almost retired this year, but then he decided he
wanted to go out on and app Oh really, I
think then, no matter what, whoever performs in the Super
Bowl from this point on has to have some sort
of drake this in it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Lamar did it so bad? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
This year sudden comes out like a drake this, And
then Tayoship does it. A couple of years later, she's
got a Drake dis track. It's like that'd be dope.
It's like that became the thing at Super BW halftime shows.
You just make fun of Drake.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh my gosh, head in the sand.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Drake comes out, doesn't doesn't little distrack on him himself.
That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Gwinn is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of only two
months named Aaron might be messing around. Man, I hope not, Gwenn,
But before we call him, tell us what's up. Why
do you think that Aaron might be cheating?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:57):
Hi, thanks for thanks for doing this.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Obviously our relationship is very new, but I feel this
connection with Aaron that I have never felt before, and
like I'm.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
Really falling hard for him and I know it. We
met on Hinge and we.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Just hit it off immediately, Like.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
It honestly feels like I've known him my entire life,
which it scares me even more that he might be cheating.
He's been so giving, so attentive and loving to me,
so Yeah, it just it just feels right. It's just
it's confusing, which is why I'm emailing you guys, and why.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I reached out.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Sure, So, what is happening that makes you feel like
he's stepping out?
Speaker 11 (17:48):
Well, about a week ago, I was over at his place.
We're just relaxing, watching a movie, and you know, I
was literally laying in his lap and his phone lit
up and he just he picked it up too quickly,
you know, and he started messaging someone.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
And I asked who.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
He was texting, and he just said, you know, just
an old friend from school, and I would have let
it go except where I was laying where his phone was,
I could see that he.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Was on Hinge.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh are you sure it was Hinge?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I mean I've been on Hinge for a long time,
you know, so I recognize it. I mean I couldn't
see who he was messaging, but he had this smirk
on his face that told me that it wasn't just
an old friend from.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
School, you know, totally.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
So do you think that if you found out that
he was still talking to other people, because you guys
have not had the conversation yet, that you would be
done or would you be willing to continue to see him.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
I mean, I think we'd be done.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
Because we've had the conversation. I just feel weird saying
it because it's so new. But like like I said,
like I knew right away, and I said, are you
feeling this too? And he said yeah, so like we're
seeing other people, so I wouldn't be okay with this.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
So you guys have done the whole like will you
be my girlfriend and will you be my boyfriend?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes, we have all right, Well, we'll see if we
can figure it out for you. You already told us
a grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll play a song and come back and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single
month we choose one lucky reward member who gets three
flowers delivered by our floral apartment, and we'll see if
he sends those see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Okay, Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
We'll get you to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Catch a cheeter right after this, right in the middle
of to catch a cheater And if you're just joining us,
Gwinn is on the phone and Gwynn thinks that our
boyfriend of just two months, might already be cheating, So
we're gonna see if we can catch him. She's already
told us what grocery store he's a Rewards card member at,
So we're gonna call on a second, pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
one of our rewards members gets a free gift from us,
(19:53):
and it's flowers delivered from our florial department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Gwinn or
to somebody else. But before or we do that, Gwinn,
why don't you tell us why you think he's shooting again?
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
So we've been dating for two months, we're exclusive, and
I was over at his place watching a movie, laying
on his lap, and I saw his phone go off
and it was Hinge and that's how we met.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
So I know what the app looks like.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
And he had this smile on his face that he
was texting an old buddy from high school, but I
know it was Hinge, and I'm just freaking out.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, we don't like that, understand that? All right? Yeah?
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
I think so, thank you?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yep, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Hell, Hey, this is Corble calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Aaron.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Yes, this is him.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Hi Aaron, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Did I win a prize or something?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. You want a free gift
from us? Absolutely every single month we.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Choose one lucky Rewards who.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Gets a free gift, and this month it's you. And
it's thirty six long stim red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to
anybody that you want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
No, this is so perfect, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
So all I will need from you, like I SAIDs Quick,
is just the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to. And then we'll get
anything you want to put on a card, and then
we'll get the address and I'll send you on your
merry little happy way.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Awesome. Yeah, so I want you to send them over
to my girlfriend Gwen.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Gwynn. Okay, and did you want to put anything on
a car to Gwinn.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Yeah, you could just say it's been really great so
far and I can't wait for an amazing future with you.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh and Aaron. At this point, I have to let
you know that this is not a grocery store. It's
actually a radio show and it's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I am Nina Nick sure I and I'm Jewell. How
are you?
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Uh? Wait? What? Uh? You guys are calling from the
radio show.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yes, it's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I don't know if you've ever heard it or not,
but we do a segment on the show that's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your girlfriend gwyn is on the phone.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Hey Aaron, Hey everything, I mean, not really.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
I'm glad you sent the flowers to.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Me, but I do have some questions.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Do you think I'm cheating on your or something? I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
I mean, everything feels so perfect, but I saw.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
You on Hinge and then you said it was just a.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
Buddy, so I didn't say anything if I don't want
to mess anything up, you know, But then I have
seen you messaging in Keeop angling your phone away, and
I just like, there's something in my gut that tells.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Me something's wrong. Are you still on Hinge?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Well, I mean that's that's where we met.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
I haven't deleted the app yet, it's still on my phone,
but I'm not to take the person and go and
messageize with people we're together.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
Well, I just don't understand because I've seen I know
what the app looks like. I deleted it right away
as soon as we're thinking an.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Official I've seen you messaging on it. Like I'm not dumb.
I can see. I know what the logo looks like.
I know like you've been messaging on it. So what's
going on?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
There's I mean, there's nothing going on.
Speaker 12 (23:43):
I've been just texting with one of my high school
buddies on hand Hinge.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You're on Hinge? Is your last name?
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I think we talked. Are you serious? Yeah? Let me see.
Do you know Victoria Aaron on Hinge?
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I mean I matched with somebody on Hinge with ther
named Victoria. But I haven't been on the app in
like months.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
When I see this Victor, Victoria's showing me this and
it's suble.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, this was like a day ago.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You've had like phone calls like I recognize your voice?
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Phone calls?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Is this the guy you've been talking about you've been
talking to the past few days. What the hell, Aaron?
You have a girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Oh my god, it's funny, and it's not funny because Gwen,
I'm super sorry. But also, Aaron, that's my little sister.
What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Yeah, this is not funny at all. This is both
you just said you've.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
Deleted the app, and yet you've messaged one day ago
and you've.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Been on the phone. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
And also Victoria?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Yeah, don't call Are you calling me your little sister?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Because you're a home wrecord? That was me.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
I was saying, I'm sorry for you, but I'm also
sorry for Victoria, who is my little sister, and it's
not her fault. I understand you're upset, but you can't
come at Victoria right now because the problem is.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Aaron I did not know he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Yeah, okay, so that this isn't You're right, Aaron, what
do you.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Have to say for yourself?
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You didn't tell me that you were on a radio show.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't that's not not denial at all. Do you
recognize her voice?
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:39):
I like so thrown off, Like, what the hell? I
can't believe that this is actually ridiculous?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
You think, Yeah, you did, you guessed, You're caught? Are
you kidding me? You're it's just lie after lie with you.
I'm just, honestly so glad.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
I found this out now and years down the line.
I can't wait for our future together. Like, if you're
just so tempted by some cute little radio bimbo and.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
That we have a life together, what did you do
here today? Somebody on him? She has a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I know that, Glenn.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
You're hitting love bombed by some dude you've been with
for two months who's cheating on you. So I'm not
trying to attack you right now, but we can't start
flipping the script. We need to focus on where the problem.
This is Aaron's problem.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Yeah, but she messaged me first.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You were single. If you're on that app, that means
you're single, right.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
You know what this is?
Speaker 11 (26:41):
You both can just have each other. I've had it
with you, Victoria. It's not your fault. Really, I'm still
mad at you, but I'll get over it and I'm
done with this.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Aaron, you still that you're still there? Yeah, I think
you've just been broken up with for cheating. I think so, Man,
is a lot.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
There is a lot of unpact. Victoria.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Is it still kind of talk?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
What I do? Still want to take you to Spain?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I don't know you're talking about, Aaron. I'm gonna let
you go. Man, I'm gonna hang up by you.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh wow, Victoria, you are home wreckers the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
To Catch and Cheater.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
At no point in your.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that
could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room
is now dumber for having listened to it. I award
you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Ta gets to see Playboy
CARDI so call us up right now if you want
to play. Eight eight eight three four three one o
six one eight eight eight three four three one o
six one You can also d m us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to knock Victoria.
(28:17):
I was going to say out of the top like
seat or throwne for trivia, but she.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Has been there in a while.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
You're okay, that was like not needed, Like y'all could
have just like made something up.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
We're just trying to find a better way to announce you.
That is accurate.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, but you could have just bit supportive to knock
her off the runners up pedestal.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, heck is that kind of support. It's knocking her
up up? Yeah, I met like up, not knocked that
ouybe Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Because I don't want to be not factual and say
like you know you're won last.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Not factual means support, Jubile, you just got support. So
just say like the best of all time something silver medalist.
No you can gold.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
You can say the gold medalist, best effort. No way
are like to get a good big e for effort,
not a for effort. That's not how you spell it,
I know, But like, all right, who calls up? We'll
play you verse Victoria next to do the show.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Don't call me stupid.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
All right?
Speaker 13 (29:15):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait. It's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Playboy Catti tickets. And let's meet our contestant
for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Bill, What up?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
How are you? And I'm doing great?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
You will have a show.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I'm good Victoria. I don't know if she's doing very well.
She just ran across the loo and it did something
and then went back to the microphone. But I'm good,
Thank you, Bill. And I don't know how Victoria is.
How are you, Victoria?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I this is not bright.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
But I tried taking one of my allergy pills real
quick before. But it was like vinamin C and all
this other show and I took it. I was like,
just gonna hurry up and take it. And it was
really big and he was joking choking on a pill.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I was like, swallow it small, swallowed or spit it out?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Wing its way down. You can feel it it hurt
and yeah, just like I had to move away.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, Well, we'll send Victoria out of the room
so she can swallow her pill before she has to
answer questions.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I'm good too, by the way, I'm not choking.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Thank you so much, Bill, Good morning to you. I'm needy.
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, Victoria is leaving. The door is closed, and
here we go. Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Okay, yes, all.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Right, here we go, Bill, Your time starts now. What
was snapchat originally called?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Which actor played Ken in the twenty twenty three movie Barbie, Oh.
Speaker 15 (30:54):
My god, uh oh, I can't believe.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Which heart selter did America face a shortage of in
twenty nineteen. What is the oldest team sport in North America?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Football?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
My brain is dead today.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's hard when you're on the spot, though, Bill, it
really is. There. We go, got that in.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
All right, Victoria is coming back in studio, and while
she's getting settled, here's a question for you, Bill.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
If I gave you just.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
A carrot and told you to make a Halloween costume
out of it, what would you be?
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yes, a tot. Okay, how would you use it? Put
it up where your nose is, put it on the
top of my head? Okay, okay, No, it could be
a snowman.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Yeah, oh that hole off?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Or if I gave you Jess a carrott and told
you to make a Halloween costume out of it, what
would you be a sexy carrot? Good answer? Here we
go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Bill outright to win, and Bill you can
tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
What was snapchat originally called snap Which actor played Ken
in the twenty twenty three movie Barbie Oh Ryan Gossling,
which Hard Seltzer did America face a shortage of in
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
That's so sad, I remember, I don't know what's that? What?
What am I thinking of? What am I thinking of?
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh oh yeah? What is the oldest team sport in
North America? Football? Baseball? Baseball?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Who was the first woman to fly solo? Across the Atlantic. Oh, Amelia, Amelia,
did you say Einstein?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Einstein, Amelia Einstein Etein's yes, that makes sense. Over to
the scoreboard. Let's see how you guys did with our
snow bowling social media producer Gabby, are.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
We going to count that? You think?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah? A Victoria, yea Victoria, even though she was way
over time and Bill got one.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh whoa. I don't know what happened there, but Victoria
beats you. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
You know, after the whole hinge thing and the allergies,
I kind of felt bad exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, let you win, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Hey, I'll take you still, get Playboy CARTI tickets just
for playing.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Hey, you guys are amazing and I listen to you
every morning. Thank you, appreciate you man. All right, let's
get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Snapchat was originally called Peekaboo Ryan Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That is creepy, right, that's creepy.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Ryan Gosling played Ken in the twenty twenty three movie
Barbie White Claw was on a shortage in twenty nineteen,
really short story. I lived in Chicago and we had
to go to literally every single grocery store gas station
to try to find white Claw and when.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We scored, dang, girl, is that a daily lime? I
don't like lime? But all I found was lime? Yeah,
it was like pre pandemic.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Anyway, I need a Yeah, we were doing that. The
oldest team sport in North America is lacrosse, and the
first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic is Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah she is. Einstein was the second woman. Well, we're
there both.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
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Speaker 2 (34:43):
Kelsey is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by Nate. So in
a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll
tell us why he is Ghostinger and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Kelsey, how long has it
been since you heard from Nate?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Hey, it's been about a week.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, okay, not too long.
Speaker 16 (34:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So in that time, though, how many times have you
tried to hit him up?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
I have texted twice.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay that's not bad, No, it's not too bad.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, Okay, what did you say to him in the
last text you sent?
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Well, the last text I sent. I mean this kind
of relates to, like, you know, what happened on the date.
So it wasn't ahead of the blue, but I complimented
he made me a breakfast sandwich, so I like told
him that I was thinking about how good it was.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That sounds amazing. Well that sounds like does that mean
not great?
Speaker 10 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I did, Okay, tell us about.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
It, Okay. So it was like a little bit different
than a lot of other dates I've been on. We
met at a bar when I was out with some
friends of mine celebrating, and we just like kind of
were in the corner chatting a lot, and we just
like really clicked. There was instant chemistry, and you know,
I was I was focusing on my friends that night,
it wasn't really looking for anything, but I just couldn't
stop talking with this guy. So after some drinks, we
(36:02):
ended up going back to his place and yeah, you know,
I had a breakfast sandwich. So you know what happened. Yeah,
I truly thought it was just going to be a
one night stand and like that was fine. But then
in the morning, when I got up to leave, he
(36:22):
grabbed my hand and he asked me to stay.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Oh, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
So, yeah, that's weird that you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Then thank you, I you know, he said, it was like,
you know, I know this is kind of backwards, but
could we have a breakfast date right now in my house?
And he handed me right, he handed me this like
t shirt of his and told me to freshen up
and get ready and he would make breakfast. And I
(36:53):
mean it literally felt like I was in a rom com.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Great.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Yeah, so I walked into the kitchen. He had like
coffee and juice. He was making me that breakfast sandwich.
He wasn't wearing a shirt, he was just wearing shorts,
and it was literally, I know, it was like I
was like looking into my future. It was so romantic,
and I was just like melting.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh my gosh, I'd be blowing his phone up too, bro.
Where did you go? Right? How long did you stay there?
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Well, we spent the whole day together, like breakfast, went
to secks and bed and we were watching movies and
then it turned into having dinner together. Yeah, it really
felt like we'd known each other forever.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's like a full twenty four hours a lie.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, yes, is there anything you can think of that
would be a reason that he's ghosting it.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Oh, I really I really cracking my brain because I
feel crazy, but everything seemed perfect. I truly can't figure
it out. I mean the only thing that I could
maybe think of is I don't know if he thought
I overstayed my welcome, Like after breakfast. He didn't say
that he wanted me to stay, but it really felt
(38:05):
like he did. And the more I thought about it,
I started to wonder if maybe he was just being nice.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
I mean, I feel like if you wanted you to leave,
he could have been like, oh, I gotta go run errands,
like who's nice seeing you?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That is always I never know I go to tell
people to leave. I just go.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I got stuff to do. You get you hang out
if you want. Most of the time they say no.
One time they said.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yes, i'mfire. Don't say that. Did he give you that option?
Did he say you could stay if you want anything
like that?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
No?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
He just like it has done offering other things we
could do, oh, you know, like quick for chatting and yeah,
we were watching a movie and then he said you
have like popcorn, And just like one thing kept leading
to another. But I maybe I just read it I
have to leave before I you know, like that's been
(39:08):
a as a deuation.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, well we'll figure it out for you.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Right in the middle of today's first day follow up,
And if you're just joining us, Kelsey is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by Nate. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
is ghostinger. But first, Kelsey, just break down your date
for us real quick, one more time.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Yeah. So, I had like a casual run in with
a guy to borrow with my friends. We spent the
night together. One thing led to another, and I was
gonna leave in the morning. Then he offered to make
me breakfast and maybe this beautiful breakfast, and we ended
up spending like almost twenty four hours together and having
this incredible day. And now I've texted him twice and
(39:58):
he has not texted me back. It has been a
full week.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay, so weird. Yeah, yeah, it is ready for us
to call him.
Speaker 17 (40:06):
Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak to Nate.
Please that this is in Nate.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
How are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show. Hi Nate, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jebel.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
How are you hello? I'm okay. How are you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Good? Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 7 (40:34):
I think I have heard you guys before?
Speaker 6 (40:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Oh all right, cool. Well guess what, Nate, somebody emailed
us about you.
Speaker 9 (40:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
We do a segment on our show and it's called
the First Day follow Up. So that's where if you
go on on a date with somebody and then you
ghost them, that person can email us to give you
a call and ask why you're ghosting them. So somebody
that you're ghosting email.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
Us, got it? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (40:58):
I think I have an idea who that might be.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Okay, who do you think it is?
Speaker 7 (41:04):
Is it Kelsey?
Speaker 9 (41:06):
By chance?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yes? It is Kelsey. She told us all about your date.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
It sounded awesome, Oh my gosh, by the way, breakfast
and everything.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
Yeah, it was kind of an awesome day date slash
breakfast date.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, tell us why you're ghost Yeah?
Speaker 7 (41:25):
I kind of look Kelsey's awesome. She really is.
Speaker 15 (41:28):
I wasn't taking anything. She's fine, beautiful, really smart, easy
to talk to. But the thing is that i'vean kind
of going through a whole bunch of stuff lately.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
So yeah, I'm sorry, Okay, if you don't mind sharing,
like what kind of stuff?
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 15 (41:48):
So I lost my job recently and I'm having to
make plans to move back in with my parents to
save money. Okay, So yeah that's kind of going on
right now. I feel like a giant loser. So yeah,
I basically didn't think I was in a position to
date someone like her with the financial mess that I'm
(42:08):
in right now.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Okay, So you didn't ghost her because you didn't like her.
You ghosted her because you like her.
Speaker 9 (42:15):
Yeah, I guess, uh, yeah, definitely I like her a lot.
Speaker 15 (42:20):
I don't know, it's just a weird conversation, Like I
don't know how to really broach that subject.
Speaker 7 (42:24):
Hey, nice to meet you.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
I got fired and I have to go sleep in
my childhood bedroom again.
Speaker 11 (42:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
P fun, Like the way you said that was perfect.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I've been there, honestly, But sometimes you have to give
people an opportunity to show you who they are, you know.
I mean, I know that it's kind of uncomfortable, especially
since you just met her, but it sounds like you
guys had an amazing time and connection.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I just feel like, you know, a.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Conversation could have or could be worth it for you.
Speaker 7 (42:48):
You're probably right.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
Everything's just kind of happening all at once, so it's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
It's a little heavy, that's all.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
It just feels heavy.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Well, the conversation could happen because she's actually all the
fun and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (43:02):
Okay, all right, Hello, Hi, you're ghosting me because you
lost your job.
Speaker 9 (43:11):
Like you didn't think I could handle that.
Speaker 15 (43:14):
It's not that I don't think you can handle it.
Speaker 12 (43:15):
It's more just I don't want to drag you into
my problems right now.
Speaker 7 (43:19):
I'm you know, we just met.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
I'm not some delicate, flowering Nate. I'm the kind of
woman who stands up for her guy and like helps
him get back on his seat. You should have told me.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
That's really sweet of you to say that. And I
don't even know if I need outside help yet, Kelsey,
I'm still kind of like figuring it all out.
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Like I said, it just happened.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
Then I know I'm a catch. I still like myself.
Speaker 15 (43:42):
It's not like that, but I yeah, I didn't think
you'd want to date me. You know, you like nice things,
you deserve nice things.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
Fine, then you give me all of that when you're
back on your feet.
Speaker 15 (43:53):
I guess okay, Well, yeah, I just don't want to
feel pressured like while I'm trying to get stuff together.
Speaker 7 (43:59):
I just need a genuine reset right now. So as
long as you know that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
That's fair.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
Yeah, I'll meet you where you are.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Kelsey, you're okay with this situation?
Speaker 9 (44:10):
Yeah, yeah, he's a human being. Life happens, for sure.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
But do you think that puts pressure on a new
relationship in the beginning?
Speaker 9 (44:19):
I guess so. But I think also, if you know
this went anywhere, and it is early, it would make
us really strong together to have gone through this so
early on good point. Call me a hopeless romantic, but
that's how I feel about it.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Nate, you think your mom would like Kelsey?
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Yeah, I definitely think so.
Speaker 15 (44:39):
I mean, everything she's saying is incredibly sweet and understanding,
So I didn't know you would take it like that.
To be honest with you, that's incredibly sweet.
Speaker 9 (44:46):
Well, I feel like you underestimated me a little bit.
I guess I did.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
I think I did well.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Nate, would you like to go on another day with Kelsey?
We'll pay for it, probably have to.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Everybody. You'll get back on your feet.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
That was that was really funny.
Speaker 12 (45:13):
Yes, yeah, I do want to go on a second date.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Let's just try to take it slow though.
Speaker 15 (45:19):
I don't want to feel like I have to fix
everything you know, right away.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
But yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Congratulations Kelsey, you got another date. And Nate, congratulations to
you too.
Speaker 7 (45:27):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 9 (45:28):
I'm excited to see you.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Yeah, me too, But just know that from.
Speaker 15 (45:33):
Now on if we do stuff, it has to be
at your place because my mom will get pretty mad.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
Yeah, we can do.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
First date follow up? How far would you go to
get the love of your life back? It's a show.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Well one man is Victoria's got hiccups? Victoria is a
mess this morning, such a mess. Their allergies. Now you
got hiccups?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Kill earlier a hill? Are you drunk? That sounds more
like you were drunk. I wish I was drunk. This
would be more fun if I was drunk. Jamison in
that door?
Speaker 2 (46:14):
How would you go to get the love of your
life back? Because one man is not only making international headlines,
but he's also facing fines and jail time so that
he could reconnect with the one that got away?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
And why is the entire internet talking about it? Will
tell you right after this. It's a Gewel show. Do
you still think about the one that got away? It's
the Jewel show? You know. Dating is a lot like fishing.
You sit there with no bites on your reel, and
then all of a sudden, there's a tug on the
end of the line and you reel it in and
it's a beauty, except you have a limit with your
fishing license, so you toss that weird little trout back
(46:50):
in the water. And then after that it's just guppy
after guppy after guppy after guppy, and you wish you
hadn't thrown that slimy little nugget back into the water.
Ew because that's the one that he got away. You
don't deserve that one. And one guy is making international
headlines and the entire Internet is talking about what he
(47:11):
did in order to reconnect with his one that got away.
Oh and he's also facing fines and criminal charges. So
we'll tell you about that in a second. But there's
also a new study that says that thirty nine percent
of people have experienced the one that got away.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Feelings about this? Why because how can there be such
thing as the one that got away? Because if it
was the one, they wouldn't have got away. And if
they let you go, then that's their own fault. You
should get fines and put in jail and all of
that stuff. There's a beautiful trout you threw.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Back in there, idiot.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I kind of agree with you, Nina. I feel like
if it was supposed to be, then it should be
right right. So they're not the one that got away?
They weren't the one. No, they can't be the one. Yeah,
they can be. They can't be the one if they're
not staying.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
Well, they can maybe something happened where they had to
go away. Have you ever listened to Katie Perry's song
the One that Got Away? Like that one just got away?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And she wrote that song about Josh Growmann. Wait what Yeah,
she actually wrote that song about Josh Groben.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
What w Yeah, it's okay. He wrote a song about
her called I Dodged a bullet. No he did it. No,
but she did write that song about it.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
But even still, if you let somebody get away, then
maybe you're not the one. You know what I'm saying
at the right time, But that still means that you're
not the one, You're not the right one.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
It's got to be done. What about the saying where
it says like right person, wrong time. I don't believe
in that anymore, really don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Well, right person, wrong time might have worked out for
the guy who's making international headlines in what authorities are
calling a gross misuse of the public school system. A
thirty two year old man in Ohio has been arrested
and placed under psychiatric evaluation after successfully posing as a
seventeen year old transfer student in order to win back
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his high school crush. Stop it now, a teacher at
the same school he considered her the one that got away?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Wait were they ever together?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Was a former middle manager at a regional insurance firm.
He reportedly shaved his beard, altered his records, and created
a fake identity, complete with a forged birth certificate and
vaccination records, to enroll at the high school that she
worked in under the name Zach.
Speaker 12 (49:16):
J.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Are you okay? Zach?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
He actually attended the school for four full months without
raising suspicion.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Bro, First off, why would you go through schooling for
four full months if you don't have to?
Speaker 5 (49:31):
I just also feel like there's such an easier way
to do this. You should just go knock on her door.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Brow right, Just hit her up and be like, hey,
remember me, Zach, I think you're the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Would you like to go on a date? Was her student?
And try to hit on here? That's not gonna work
a little more creative.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
We're talking about a guy who's making international headlines today
because he wanted to get back the one that got away,
and so he quit his job and posed as a
high school student for four months thirty two years old too.
Speaker 6 (50:01):
That's impressive and he was able to do that, But
what was his plan? Like, what is he trying to do?
Like at a seventeen year old, how would you win
back your high school teacher?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
He said he even joined the track team and the
debate team. Oh wow, all in hopes of catching the
attention of miss Dennison.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
I mean, so this guy, just where's your confidence? I mean, well,
it was on the track team and debate team.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
He tried out No, he said he was good. Here's
how he got caught too.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Zach's cover was blown after he tried to give a
full Valentine's speech over the school PA system, quoting lines
from the notebook and apparently fast and furious seven. I
don't know if it's if that's very romantic or not,
but the principal was suspicion suspicious of his low voice
(50:53):
and his knowledge of two thousand and eight music. That's
an investigation and found out that the guy was actually
thirty two years old and had just enrolled in the
school to try to reconnect with the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
He who when do you wake up and go?
Speaker 5 (51:10):
I know what I'm gonna do to win my love,
huit my job and pretend to be a student.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Authorities also discovered that he had been renting a locker
next to her classroom, paying another student fifty bucks a
month so he could have locker. He doesn't talk to her,
and he still didn't talk to her. She was also
submitting anonymous essays to her class. She was an English
teacher about heartbreak. Y.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
I think that I'm glad he did it.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
This way, because if he would up at her door,
he would probably be arrested.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
That's actually insane.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
He's facing charges of fraud, trespassing, identity theft, and violating
state education policy.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Yeah, I think he can do. What's that one? Please? Insanity?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
The teacher who he was there to reconnect with as
the one that got away, said, I've always wanted somebody
to fight for me, just not lie their way into
my classroom.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah. I feel that for me, but not that way.
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Okay?
Speaker 5 (52:06):
I have one more Taylor Swift story to do. Oh
and this one is about a secret she's been keeping
from her mom. Oh and I will tell you what
that secret is coming up in a second. But first
I gotta tell you why bush Light wants you to
change your name to Hunter. They want somebody to change
their name to Hunter in honor of hunting season. The
beer correct bush Light. The beer wants people to change
(52:28):
their name legally to Hunter. And then they're offering each
fan or one fan I'm sorry, beer money for nineteen
years of.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Bush Light hunting camp. Huh.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Yeah, you have to legally do it, and then you
have to show them the paperwork and everything, because apparently
the name is dropped in ninety three percent in popularity
over the year's name.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, was that not how long will you get for
free bush nineteen years? It's not like twenty bucks anyway, actually.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
But that's like an interesting exchange. Yeah right, it's bush Light.
Yeah it super cheep.
Speaker 12 (53:00):
Yeah that.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I don't know if i'd want free bush Light for
I wouldn't want bush Light. I would want a different choice.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Is there anything that you would be willing to change
your name for to get for free?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
So many things like what tickets? Uh meet Cray? Uh,
celebrity meet and greets?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
Would you change your name legally to Tater Tot if
you could go to all of Tam mccray's shows, like
for the rest of my life, Like you would have
to be called Tater Tot from here on out.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
For the rest of my life. I could go to
all her shows, your name would be Tater Tot. Yes,
are you? Taylor's even mentioned McCray in an interview the
other day and I was like, yeah, somebody hit up
tATu Crane let her know.
Speaker 6 (53:38):
Yeah, I will do it. You have to get a
tattoo Cater Todd Marie Ramire. My parents would be so mad.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
That's really funny, fun to be named run to.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
I know, what would you.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
Do?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
You want to not?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
They're fun. Do you want anything that you would change
your name for? Nothing? I can think of right now.
That's a lie. I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (54:07):
There are things if you could be a ninja right now,
like you can go like trend with ninjas.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Would you chang your name to what ninja? Yes? I
don't know. But like he just like bought a meadow
absolutely No.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
I just bought a bunch of throwing stars on on
Amazon Friday. And I have got some throwing pencils. I
didn't even know they had those, and a couple throwing
It was so excited.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
He's got a dartboards and walk out of the studio
for two minutes and by throwing stars yeah, and pencils,
throwing pencils.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
No way, man pared it was like a sneak atack
behind you. You got him.
Speaker 5 (54:41):
Sheeop says he can't sleep at night. He's sitting up
in his bed holding his stars. He's waiting for somebody.
Speaker 7 (54:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
I don't practice my numb chucks enough anyway.
Speaker 6 (54:50):
I was telling someone the other day that you have
numb chucks and the one time we went over to
his house to do something, those hurt.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
You don't know how to use him?
Speaker 6 (54:58):
Yeah, like made me want to like go back to
your house just to like play with them a little more. Yeah,
they do her, and they really figure out how to
use them using case you know what's gonna happen, you know.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Yeah, I guess you gotta be able to be prepare
it at all times. Yeah, start calling him Donna Tello,
that's the one you pick. I don't know it, just
it just came to me. I was a Ninja Turtles anyway.
All right, let's get to Taylor Slip. Just so, Taylor
Slip has been doing the rounds, so she's talking a lot.
But this is kind of interesting. She swears that she
that her mom does not know what her song would
(55:29):
is all about.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
Well, she probably has not listened to it.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Then maybe she didn't at first, Like maybe when she
heard it for the first time she was just like,
oh honey, this is really catchy and understanding.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
But she does have very explicit lyrics.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Talking about you know, her thighs, very obvious, you know,
I mean, if you're not listening to the lyrics, then
you're vibe then maybe like her mom was just vive
in at the time, like, hey, mom, have a few.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
Glasses of wine. Let's listen to my album.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Okay, maybe to get through that song. But now every
time her mom listens to it, I feel like she'm
now she has no she has to know now I don't.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
I feel like you can't be comfortable listening to that anymore?
Her mom sitting up Travis Kelsey and DMS. Whoa what
you can't be your stars?
Speaker 9 (56:09):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (56:10):
That's what strength? Do you want to take? Mama Swift
to the Redwood forust? Oh my gosh, Juble got you, mister?
Speaker 9 (56:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (56:19):
Maybe gone on love vacation trial and pretty stond She's
gonna be tour and just need me to go to
y for a while.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Noll Faithful.
Speaker 9 (56:37):
Jewbles Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (56:43):
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 10 (56:48):
Okay, So about three weeks ago, I replaced all of
the coffee in my office with decaf coffee.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, why.
Speaker 10 (57:02):
I had my performance review and my boss called me
the weakest link.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Okay, so then you replaced the coffee for DCA for
everybody in the office.
Speaker 7 (57:15):
Yeah, I had to bring everybody else down to my level.
Speaker 16 (57:18):
All right, Well, my boss did not notice, no one
noticed that anything was amiss, but productivity just plummeted, like
HR had to call an emergency meeting.
Speaker 7 (57:31):
It was this huge issue.
Speaker 10 (57:34):
No one was doing well, but I was bringing my
coffee from home.
Speaker 9 (57:37):
So all of a sudden, guess who was the top performer.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
I'm glad it worked for you, little secret.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Hey bye, Hey, what's up? You will show a dirty
little secret, you have one?
Speaker 9 (57:52):
I do.
Speaker 8 (57:55):
I have a way of going to really fancy restaurants
and getting free drinks and sometimes even free meals.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Oh how you do?
Speaker 8 (58:06):
So I go to a restaurants and I pretend like
I'm on a date, and I wait and I wait,
and maybe I order a glass of wine and I
look around the restaurant like I'm really anxious, and nobody
shows up because I was never there on a date.
Speaker 9 (58:21):
But yeah, I pretend like I get stood up, and
you know, after some after some.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
Time, they'll move me sometimes to the bar, and they'll
be really apologetic, and sometimes they'll like.
Speaker 9 (58:33):
Camp my drink.
Speaker 8 (58:34):
And every once in a while there's like a guy
that I meet at the bar who I tell my
SOB story to and he feels bad for me and
he buys a new meal. Okay, Yeah, I mean I
thought about it. I mean, I don't know, I kind
of feel like I'm not really hurting anybody, and sometimes
(58:54):
I get into some really good conversation and I don't know.
Speaker 9 (58:57):
It's just a it's a way to treat myself sometimes.
Speaker 6 (59:00):
Hey, you can maybe meet your actual person like that
one day and just like never tell him that's my action.
Speaker 9 (59:05):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (59:08):
Yeah, thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.
What are you going to be for Halloween?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's a jewbile show, a scary, spooky, sexy goblin with
fish nets. Whoa maybe a dentist with fish nets, or
perhaps a construction worker with fish nets. Most likely, whatever
costume you decide to wear, it'll include fish net stockings.
And if you're having trouble trying to figure out what
to be this year for Halloween, don't worry because Variety
(00:22):
put together a list of the best pop culture Halloween
costumes this year, so you can decide what celebrity you
want to put fish nets on, and we go over
it right after this kind.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Have a tomboy. I don't like being a chick.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think certain women you messed it up for me,
bad man, and not all women. I'm talking to those
skinny little chicks out there, the ones would like to
wear underwear and call it an outfit.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I hate you and these chicks. They all have their
national holiday, Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They all come out in Halloween. It's always so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They're always really cute.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They're I don't wear a yellow song, I'm a sexy PIKACHEW.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wow, I wait a black bra I'm a nun party.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And then we all go to the Halloween party and
all the guys are after the naughty nurse, the naughty kitten,
the naughty devil.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Where am I? I'm in the corner of the room. Hey,
who wants the pumpkin? Huh? Anybody wants some pumpkin punk?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I don't look.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Cream jewel show.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And for some people, Halloween is just so easy. You
just look through your closet for the sexiest under where
you have it, boom costume done. But for us normy
looking people, we have to work for it. And luckily
for us, Variety put together a list of the best
pop culture Halloween costumes this year in a second, and
tell you what the number one pop culture Halloween costume
is this year in a second. But first, A new
(02:06):
survey asks Americans to rate how much they love Halloween
on a scale of one to five, and then compare
those responses in all fifty states, and in the end,
the states with the biggest Halloween fanatics are Delaware, Idaho,
and North Dakota.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
What interesting, apparently they do Halloween right.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'm just I'm thinking about like the cornfields and like
the pumpkin mazes and those kind of things. And then
you can have like those haunted houses and chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Chases, okay, because you know those are.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
The creepiest haunted houses when they actually have the chainsaws
and run after you. Those states strike me as the
ones that happen.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The state with the least Halloween spirit is Arizona, probably
because it's ninety degrees at night and nobody wants to
trick or treat the ninety degree Wait a.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Second, probably because they can wear underwear. Twenty four to
seven is clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And it doesn't matter. Yeah, like whatever, we always get
to do this.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, but what are the top celebrity and pop culture
costumes this year to help you get ready for Halloween?
Who over some of the top ones right now and
tell you what number one is in just a second.
But of the top fifteen, Sabrina Carpenter makes the list.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's a love Sabrina. How do you what do you
do to dress up a Sabrina Carpenter like the Booty
Shores with like a like a like every other sexy
Halloween costume.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Put on a little neglige, Just put on your nightgown
and walk out the door. But what do you do
when your kid is ten years old and It's like, Mom,
I want to be Sabrina Carpenter. I want to be
Taylor Swim.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Mom, I mean, what do you do? You're like, well,
you're just gonna be that but different era spe Hard
put a little microphone in their hand and go. You know, they're.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
One of the top Halloween costumes this year is Glinda
and Alfaba from Wicked.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He Ala alpha b say Alphaba elpaa. Yes, that's classic.
That's cute. You can't really put fishnets on that.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I guess you could can, and you can like wear
like a tiny dress instead of like a big dress.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
There's ways to make it's a little sky. It's part
of the holiday. It's a requirement.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
There are the top five pop culture costumes according to Variety.
Gladys and Weapons. I don't know who that is that is.
I have no idea how, but I'm gonna look it up. Okay, Well,
while Nina looks that up. Brad Pitt in the F
one movie.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh oh that's hot, please do that. Oh my gosh,
I wanted.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I wanted to be Tate McCrae, who likes sings a
song from the F one movie and she has a
song called sports Car and I want to wear like
a sports outfit.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Like a sports car outfit. You just wanted to wear
booty shorts.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Really, it's pretty much Tate McCray is the same kind
of the same costume as Sabrina Garbenter technically different kind
of different color wig.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Go all the way down. You just only wear a
broad top. So mom, I want to be.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The number three top pop culture costume of the year,
according to Variety, is Oasis the band? The band because
they made their comeback this year? Did they make a
comeback this year?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I didn't even know that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
If you're into alternative music, it's actually kuit It was
drama because the band broke up and they just got
back together and people were flying. They're from the UK,
so people were flying all over the world to La
to go to this like reunion concert.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So it's a big deal today. But I don't know
how you address that Oasis.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
You said Oasis, and I thought someone just gonna be
like away from the Ocean, Like that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They're great, they've got good music.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But the number two Paw culture costume of the year
A La Boo Boo.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's a good album, that's a good costume.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh, oh my gosh, yes, but you can countish people
so hard in a la Boo boo, Like you think
you're just like this cute little monster, but like you're
really a monster.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Underneath, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Ouch, You've gotta be careful on Halloween who you go
home with, because you don't know what you're.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Waking up to. Would you go with the Laboo Boo?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I mean, I don't know if they were funny enough,
your personality shine And.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Then you get the head off of the laboo and
you're like, oh my goodness, can we put that thing
back on. The number one costume of the year, according
to Variety, is Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie b One
Battle after Another. What he just kind of looks like
Leonardo DiCaprio to MEO, Okay, I don't know how he
(06:13):
that shirt.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I have no idea what that is either. But I
just found Gladys from Weapons. It's terrifying. Oh what does
she look like?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This like a clown? Kind of is that right down here?
These ones like on the TikTok.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Scream like an evil clown on the TikTok figures the
other way, it looks like it.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I have no idea and the Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't
know if you're going to be Lero, just like be
him from Titanic, Like just be a classic.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
All you have to do is get someone like way
younger than you and go with them, and then Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, just get any.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
In your late forties and yes, five twenty three year
old girls to walk around with you, and then you're
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
My god, I know you, like right now. They do
that every day. It's another jewbile phone frame morning on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office.
I was looking for Erica. Yeah, let's hey Erica. How's
the old honker working out?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Everything heilling up? Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
After you came in here and had a little bit
of surgery on the deviated septum.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Yeah, I've had her for a while but except the
pain killers and.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Everything's yeah good.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Just call the check in and see how things are
going and that everything is fine. And you haven't noticed
anything strange.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
No, everything seems good.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Nothing nothing out of the ordinary at all. Nothing, no
things blocking anything or.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're coming out of the old nose just perfectly fine.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Why do you keep asking me questions like that something
there that shouldn't be there? What do you you're you're
being really weird.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I apologize, Okay, full transparency. I guess I should
just get to the point. So we think that maybe
possibly Captain side Eye might be still up in your
nose there, and I wanted to make sure Captain what
captain Captain side Eye, Yeah, that's his name.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
But Captain Sideye what is that?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, all right, So the doctor who performed your procedure,
the surgery on your deviated steptem there, he has a
lucky charm basically that he keeps with him during all
of his surgeries. It's a lego pirate head named Captain
side Eye. Yeah, and after your surgery, he could not
(08:56):
locate Captain side Eye.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
And he's I think it's in my note. I'm sorry,
Can I just you think it's in my nose? You
think there's a lego in my nose?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Pretty sure that there is a lego pirate head stuck
in your nose?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You sorry? What you know?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's kind of probably shocking me here, but yeah, so
apparently you're kidding me. I wish I was, you know,
but it sounds like your voice is moving pretty well
and then nothing's blocking it, so that's good. We're just
wanting to make sure that the you know, the lego
pirate head doesn't you know, fall out of where it's at.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You need to get this out of my nose right now.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I can't believe.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
I just this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
There's something in my nose.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
That he left this is you need to take.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
Us out of my nose right now, or I'm call
my lawyer and I'm going to see is that yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
See, that's and that's why I was calling. We were
hoping we could do this sort of under the radar,
no lawyers involved, nothing, absolutely not.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Are you kidding me? No, I'm going to call my
lawyer right after we get off the phone.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
This is unacceptable.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I can't believe there's a lego in my nose.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am, yeah, like little a lego pirate head and
skew a little guy.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
So it's not you know, you are going to get
I'm gonna show this out of you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
This is so stuck.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
Are you killing me?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
That's my nose, that's the center of my face.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, yep. And see this is the fourth time
they did. I just hear you laugh. This is just who.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
This has happened this month, and so we're trying to
kind of keep it under wraps.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Fourth time you're telling me that there are four other
people that.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Got lego stuck at their nose.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, that's a class action lawsuit. Then hang on, I'm
sorry million dollars, Erica.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I am so sorry about that. I didn't hear a
word you said because I just heard from the doctor.
He just peeked his head around the corner. Apparently he
found he found the head of his pirate there, pirate
side eye.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
H Well, then I'm going to do for emotional distress.
I can't believe you just put me through that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay, So anyway, yeah, sorry about the false alarm there.
I'm motorcycle Steve is still unaccounted.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
For though, motorcycle Steve.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yes a lego motorcycle happy questions?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Are you about to ask me if I have a
pirate lego up my nose right now?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Because I don't think I can.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hey, Erica, this is actually a Jeubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
He said that you had surgery on your deviate it
slept him a little while ago, and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Oh my god, what I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Kill There are no legos in your nose.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Can't believe me that there's a lego my nose, an idiot?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Wake up every morn with double phone Franks, It's time
for NINAS. Was trending.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Well, we now know why Taylor Swift won't play the
Super Bowl, and it's not what we originally thought. I'm
going to tell you what that is in a second,
but first, there's a man who is trending. His name
is Adam Lopez, and he won the lottery.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Hey blitting.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
The lottery landed him in the hospital for eight days.
Well he did it right then, honestly, yeah, depending on
how you look at it. But he won the lottery
and then he started partying, and he just binged and
binged for three months straight, oh until an ambulance had
to pick him up because he had a bilateral pulmonary embolism.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, So it's a little bit of a warning, I
guess It's like gluttony really is just.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Little devil what I would if I won the lottery, though, I.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Would do seriously, that's Vegas, Mann, that's private jet.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
You'll go to Vegas. You get a private jet and
you go to like Biza. Yes, like party, but you
also enjoy the beach.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's my bucket. That's on my bucket. It's a party
and a visa.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
And I want to do it before I get too old,
because I really want to enjoy it, you know what
I mean? Like I want to go. I want to
go so back and go so hard. I'll need eight
days to recover, but I won't be like binging for
three months. That'll be two nights and I'm like, bye,
I want to.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Go when I'm way too old to be an Aviza,
Like eighty five.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You are that old.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Du You have to wear a fanny pat, you have
to have a really bad tan, and you have to
be wearing a speed up.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh good. I don't know why I saw that vision
so clearly.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
And he's just got this little pit walk walking down
the All right, I'll live there.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Way too long. We now.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I go to concerts when you can't hear anything anyway,
it's right. I used to come to my ears to
be muffled when I leave. Neither just muffled all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You're not even.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Lying's complaining about how he can't hear out of his ears.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, my allergies are killing me. I can't hear much
out of my ears right now anyway, So it's good.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Well, at least you have your eyesight because now you
can watch the new Game of Thrones prequel that is
based on the Tales of Duncan Egg novels that were
written by George R. R.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Martin.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
But anyway, the new series is called a Night of
the Seven Kingdoms, and they were teasing it yesterday by saying,
this winter spring is coming.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
What I've been to House a Dragon? I don't know.
Let's just like, are we done? Are we done with
House of Dragon?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But they didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Did they not get renewed?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I thought it was gonna be renewed for a third season.
But I'm like, was that like the follow up to
that or something that was like a prequel? It was
a prequel.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
That one was all about Kalisi, right, yeah, like her
mom or something her mom.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I thought it was like her like ancestors. Oh, Yeah,
maybe I didn't follow correctly, but as fall it follows
like how the that like line?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Like because she talks about in the beginning of the
show like her ancestors once ruled the kingdoms, so it
starts off with her ancestors like ruling.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And I really liked it at the beginning. I faded
out on it.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, season two wasn't as good as season one, but
I still want to know what happens.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, well you have this to look forward to, a Night.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Of the Seven Kingdoms this winter spring is coming.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm just thinking, John snow Man, I can't all right.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Lastly, we now know why Taylor Swift is not playing
the Super Bowl. Originally, we reported and we believed that
it was because she wasn't getting paid for it, which
made perfect sense because Taylor Swift would be bringing in
all of the viewers for the NFL that was a
no brainer.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But actually it's different. The reason is.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Because of Travis, not because he asked her not to,
not because he doesn't want her to, but because she's
so locked in on the game while he's playing. She's like,
he's out here risking his life for one of the
hardest sports doing this and doing that, and she just
wants to be supportive. She's like, I can't imagine thinking
about my choreography while Travis is back.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He already knows that they're going to go to the
Super Bowl. She's specially read the script, that's what she believes.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, well it's not a script. I felt was definitely scripted.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
They can't be scripted, but they're probably going to It
just feels like it's going to be one of those years,
you know, gotta go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, and then Watchally get married like after it, and
it's like no, like exactly she knows. She's like, well,
they're gonna be playing in it, so in two years though,
I can because they won't be in two years, So
I'll do the halftime show in two years.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Event she'll do when he retires though, Oh for sure.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
He almost retired this year, but then he decided he
wanted to go out on and app Oh really, I
think then, no matter what, whoever performs in the Super
Bowl from this point on has to have some sort
of drake this in it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Lamar did it so bad? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
This year sudden comes out like a drake this, And
then Tayoship does it. A couple of years later, she's
got a Drake dis track. It's like that'd be dope.
It's like that became the thing at Super BW halftime shows.
You just make fun of Drake.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh my gosh, head in the sand.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Drake comes out, doesn't doesn't little distrack on him himself.
That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Gwinn is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of only two
months named Aaron might be messing around. Man, I hope not, Gwenn,
But before we call him, tell us what's up. Why
do you think that Aaron might be cheating?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:57):
Hi, thanks for thanks for doing this.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Obviously our relationship is very new, but I feel this
connection with Aaron that I have never felt before, and
like I'm.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
Really falling hard for him and I know it. We
met on Hinge and we.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Just hit it off immediately, Like.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
It honestly feels like I've known him my entire life,
which it scares me even more that he might be cheating.
He's been so giving, so attentive and loving to me,
so Yeah, it just it just feels right. It's just
it's confusing, which is why I'm emailing you guys, and why.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I reached out.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Sure, So, what is happening that makes you feel like
he's stepping out?
Speaker 11 (17:48):
Well, about a week ago, I was over at his place.
We're just relaxing, watching a movie, and you know, I
was literally laying in his lap and his phone lit
up and he just he picked it up too quickly,
you know, and he started messaging someone.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
And I asked who.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
He was texting, and he just said, you know, just
an old friend from school, and I would have let
it go except where I was laying where his phone was,
I could see that he.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Was on Hinge.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh are you sure it was Hinge?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I mean I've been on Hinge for a long time,
you know, so I recognize it. I mean I couldn't
see who he was messaging, but he had this smirk
on his face that told me that it wasn't just
an old friend from.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
School, you know, totally.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
So do you think that if you found out that
he was still talking to other people, because you guys
have not had the conversation yet, that you would be
done or would you be willing to continue to see him.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
I mean, I think we'd be done.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
Because we've had the conversation. I just feel weird saying
it because it's so new. But like like I said,
like I knew right away, and I said, are you
feeling this too? And he said yeah, so like we're
seeing other people, so I wouldn't be okay with this.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
So you guys have done the whole like will you
be my girlfriend and will you be my boyfriend?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes, we have all right, Well, we'll see if we
can figure it out for you. You already told us
a grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll play a song and come back and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single
month we choose one lucky reward member who gets three
flowers delivered by our floral apartment, and we'll see if
he sends those see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Okay, Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
We'll get you to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Catch a cheeter right after this, right in the middle
of to catch a cheater And if you're just joining us,
Gwinn is on the phone and Gwynn thinks that our
boyfriend of just two months, might already be cheating, So
we're gonna see if we can catch him. She's already
told us what grocery store he's a Rewards card member at,
So we're gonna call on a second, pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
one of our rewards members gets a free gift from us,
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and it's flowers delivered from our florial department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Gwinn or
to somebody else. But before or we do that, Gwinn,
why don't you tell us why you think he's shooting again?
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
So we've been dating for two months, we're exclusive, and
I was over at his place watching a movie, laying
on his lap, and I saw his phone go off
and it was Hinge and that's how we met.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
So I know what the app looks like.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
And he had this smile on his face that he
was texting an old buddy from high school, but I
know it was Hinge, and I'm just freaking out.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, we don't like that, understand that? All right? Yeah?
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
I think so, thank you?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yep, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Hell, Hey, this is Corble calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Aaron.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Yes, this is him.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Hi Aaron, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Did I win a prize or something?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. You want a free gift
from us? Absolutely every single month we.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Choose one lucky Rewards who.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Gets a free gift, and this month it's you. And
it's thirty six long stim red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to
anybody that you want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
No, this is so perfect, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
So all I will need from you, like I SAIDs Quick,
is just the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to. And then we'll get
anything you want to put on a card, and then
we'll get the address and I'll send you on your
merry little happy way.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Awesome. Yeah, so I want you to send them over
to my girlfriend Gwen.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Gwynn. Okay, and did you want to put anything on
a car to Gwinn.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Yeah, you could just say it's been really great so
far and I can't wait for an amazing future with you.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh and Aaron. At this point, I have to let
you know that this is not a grocery store. It's
actually a radio show and it's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I am Nina Nick sure I and I'm Jewell. How
are you?
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Uh? Wait? What? Uh? You guys are calling from the
radio show.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yes, it's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I don't know if you've ever heard it or not,
but we do a segment on the show that's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your girlfriend gwyn is on the phone.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Hey Aaron, Hey everything, I mean, not really.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
I'm glad you sent the flowers to.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Me, but I do have some questions.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Do you think I'm cheating on your or something? I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
I mean, everything feels so perfect, but I saw.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
You on Hinge and then you said it was just a.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
Buddy, so I didn't say anything if I don't want
to mess anything up, you know, But then I have
seen you messaging in Keeop angling your phone away, and
I just like, there's something in my gut that tells.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Me something's wrong. Are you still on Hinge?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Well, I mean that's that's where we met.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
I haven't deleted the app yet, it's still on my phone,
but I'm not to take the person and go and
messageize with people we're together.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
Well, I just don't understand because I've seen I know
what the app looks like. I deleted it right away
as soon as we're thinking an.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Official I've seen you messaging on it. Like I'm not dumb.
I can see. I know what the logo looks like.
I know like you've been messaging on it. So what's
going on?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
There's I mean, there's nothing going on.
Speaker 12 (23:43):
I've been just texting with one of my high school
buddies on hand Hinge.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You're on Hinge? Is your last name?
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I think we talked. Are you serious? Yeah? Let me see.
Do you know Victoria Aaron on Hinge?
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I mean I matched with somebody on Hinge with ther
named Victoria. But I haven't been on the app in
like months.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
When I see this Victor, Victoria's showing me this and
it's suble.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, this was like a day ago.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You've had like phone calls like I recognize your voice?
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Phone calls?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Is this the guy you've been talking about you've been
talking to the past few days. What the hell, Aaron?
You have a girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Oh my god, it's funny, and it's not funny because Gwen,
I'm super sorry. But also, Aaron, that's my little sister.
What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Yeah, this is not funny at all. This is both
you just said you've.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
Deleted the app, and yet you've messaged one day ago
and you've.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Been on the phone. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
And also Victoria?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Yeah, don't call Are you calling me your little sister?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Because you're a home wrecord? That was me.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
I was saying, I'm sorry for you, but I'm also
sorry for Victoria, who is my little sister, and it's
not her fault. I understand you're upset, but you can't
come at Victoria right now because the problem is.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Aaron I did not know he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Yeah, okay, so that this isn't You're right, Aaron, what
do you.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Have to say for yourself?
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You didn't tell me that you were on a radio show.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't that's not not denial at all. Do you
recognize her voice?
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:39):
I like so thrown off, Like, what the hell? I
can't believe that this is actually ridiculous?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
You think, Yeah, you did, you guessed, You're caught? Are
you kidding me? You're it's just lie after lie with you.
I'm just, honestly so glad.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
I found this out now and years down the line.
I can't wait for our future together. Like, if you're
just so tempted by some cute little radio bimbo and.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
That we have a life together, what did you do
here today? Somebody on him? She has a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I know that, Glenn.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
You're hitting love bombed by some dude you've been with
for two months who's cheating on you. So I'm not
trying to attack you right now, but we can't start
flipping the script. We need to focus on where the problem.
This is Aaron's problem.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Yeah, but she messaged me first.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You were single. If you're on that app, that means
you're single, right.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
You know what this is?
Speaker 11 (26:41):
You both can just have each other. I've had it
with you, Victoria. It's not your fault. Really, I'm still
mad at you, but I'll get over it and I'm
done with this.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Aaron, you still that you're still there? Yeah, I think
you've just been broken up with for cheating. I think so, Man,
is a lot.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
There is a lot of unpact. Victoria.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Is it still kind of talk?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
What I do? Still want to take you to Spain?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I don't know you're talking about, Aaron. I'm gonna let
you go. Man, I'm gonna hang up by you.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh wow, Victoria, you are home wreckers the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
To Catch and Cheater.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
At no point in your.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that
could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room
is now dumber for having listened to it. I award
you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Ta gets to see Playboy
CARDI so call us up right now if you want
to play. Eight eight eight three four three one o
six one eight eight eight three four three one o
six one You can also d m us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to knock Victoria.
(28:17):
I was going to say out of the top like
seat or throwne for trivia, but she.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Has been there in a while.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
You're okay, that was like not needed, Like y'all could
have just like made something up.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
We're just trying to find a better way to announce you.
That is accurate.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, but you could have just bit supportive to knock
her off the runners up pedestal.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, heck is that kind of support. It's knocking her
up up? Yeah, I met like up, not knocked that
ouybe Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Because I don't want to be not factual and say
like you know you're won last.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Not factual means support, Jubile, you just got support. So
just say like the best of all time something silver medalist.
No you can gold.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
You can say the gold medalist, best effort. No way
are like to get a good big e for effort,
not a for effort. That's not how you spell it,
I know, But like, all right, who calls up? We'll
play you verse Victoria next to do the show.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Don't call me stupid.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
All right?
Speaker 13 (29:15):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait. It's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Playboy Catti tickets. And let's meet our contestant
for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Bill, What up?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
How are you? And I'm doing great?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
You will have a show.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I'm good Victoria. I don't know if she's doing very well.
She just ran across the loo and it did something
and then went back to the microphone. But I'm good,
Thank you, Bill. And I don't know how Victoria is.
How are you, Victoria?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I this is not bright.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
But I tried taking one of my allergy pills real
quick before. But it was like vinamin C and all
this other show and I took it. I was like,
just gonna hurry up and take it. And it was
really big and he was joking choking on a pill.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I was like, swallow it small, swallowed or spit it out?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Wing its way down. You can feel it it hurt
and yeah, just like I had to move away.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, Well, we'll send Victoria out of the room
so she can swallow her pill before she has to
answer questions.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I'm good too, by the way, I'm not choking.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Thank you so much, Bill, Good morning to you. I'm needy.
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, Victoria is leaving. The door is closed, and
here we go. Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Okay, yes, all.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Right, here we go, Bill, Your time starts now. What
was snapchat originally called?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Which actor played Ken in the twenty twenty three movie Barbie, Oh.
Speaker 15 (30:54):
My god, uh oh, I can't believe.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Which heart selter did America face a shortage of in
twenty nineteen. What is the oldest team sport in North America?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Football?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
My brain is dead today.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's hard when you're on the spot, though, Bill, it
really is. There. We go, got that in.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
All right, Victoria is coming back in studio, and while
she's getting settled, here's a question for you, Bill.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
If I gave you just.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
A carrot and told you to make a Halloween costume
out of it, what would you be?
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yes, a tot. Okay, how would you use it? Put
it up where your nose is, put it on the
top of my head? Okay, okay, No, it could be
a snowman.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Yeah, oh that hole off?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Or if I gave you Jess a carrott and told
you to make a Halloween costume out of it, what
would you be a sexy carrot? Good answer? Here we
go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Bill outright to win, and Bill you can
tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
What was snapchat originally called snap Which actor played Ken
in the twenty twenty three movie Barbie Oh Ryan Gossling,
which Hard Seltzer did America face a shortage of in
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
That's so sad, I remember, I don't know what's that? What?
What am I thinking of? What am I thinking of?
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh oh yeah? What is the oldest team sport in
North America? Football? Baseball? Baseball?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Who was the first woman to fly solo? Across the Atlantic. Oh, Amelia, Amelia,
did you say Einstein?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Einstein, Amelia Einstein Etein's yes, that makes sense. Over to
the scoreboard. Let's see how you guys did with our
snow bowling social media producer Gabby, are.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
We going to count that? You think?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah? A Victoria, yea Victoria, even though she was way
over time and Bill got one.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh whoa. I don't know what happened there, but Victoria
beats you. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
You know, after the whole hinge thing and the allergies,
I kind of felt bad exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, let you win, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Hey, I'll take you still, get Playboy CARTI tickets just
for playing.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Hey, you guys are amazing and I listen to you
every morning. Thank you, appreciate you man. All right, let's
get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Snapchat was originally called Peekaboo Ryan Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That is creepy, right, that's creepy.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Ryan Gosling played Ken in the twenty twenty three movie
Barbie White Claw was on a shortage in twenty nineteen,
really short story. I lived in Chicago and we had
to go to literally every single grocery store gas station
to try to find white Claw and when.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We scored, dang, girl, is that a daily lime? I
don't like lime? But all I found was lime? Yeah,
it was like pre pandemic.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Anyway, I need a Yeah, we were doing that. The
oldest team sport in North America is lacrosse, and the
first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic is Amelia Earhart.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah she is. Einstein was the second woman. Well, we're
there both.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
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Speaker 2 (34:43):
Kelsey is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by Nate. So in
a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll
tell us why he is Ghostinger and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Kelsey, how long has it
been since you heard from Nate?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Hey, it's been about a week.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, okay, not too long.
Speaker 16 (34:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So in that time, though, how many times have you
tried to hit him up?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
I have texted twice.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay that's not bad, No, it's not too bad.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, Okay, what did you say to him in the
last text you sent?
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Well, the last text I sent. I mean this kind
of relates to, like, you know, what happened on the date.
So it wasn't ahead of the blue, but I complimented
he made me a breakfast sandwich, so I like told
him that I was thinking about how good it was.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That sounds amazing. Well that sounds like does that mean
not great?
Speaker 10 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I did, Okay, tell us about.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
It, Okay. So it was like a little bit different
than a lot of other dates I've been on. We
met at a bar when I was out with some
friends of mine celebrating, and we just like kind of
were in the corner chatting a lot, and we just
like really clicked. There was instant chemistry, and you know,
I was I was focusing on my friends that night,
it wasn't really looking for anything, but I just couldn't
stop talking with this guy. So after some drinks, we
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ended up going back to his place and yeah, you know,
I had a breakfast sandwich. So you know what happened. Yeah,
I truly thought it was just going to be a
one night stand and like that was fine. But then
in the morning, when I got up to leave, he
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grabbed my hand and he asked me to stay.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Oh, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
So, yeah, that's weird that you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Then thank you, I you know, he said, it was like,
you know, I know this is kind of backwards, but
could we have a breakfast date right now in my house?
And he handed me right, he handed me this like
t shirt of his and told me to freshen up
and get ready and he would make breakfast. And I
(36:53):
mean it literally felt like I was in a rom com.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Great.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Yeah, so I walked into the kitchen. He had like
coffee and juice. He was making me that breakfast sandwich.
He wasn't wearing a shirt, he was just wearing shorts,
and it was literally, I know, it was like I
was like looking into my future. It was so romantic,
and I was just like melting.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh my gosh, I'd be blowing his phone up too, bro.
Where did you go? Right? How long did you stay there?
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Well, we spent the whole day together, like breakfast, went
to secks and bed and we were watching movies and
then it turned into having dinner together. Yeah, it really
felt like we'd known each other forever.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's like a full twenty four hours a lie.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, yes, is there anything you can think of that
would be a reason that he's ghosting it.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Oh, I really I really cracking my brain because I
feel crazy, but everything seemed perfect. I truly can't figure
it out. I mean the only thing that I could
maybe think of is I don't know if he thought
I overstayed my welcome, Like after breakfast. He didn't say
that he wanted me to stay, but it really felt
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like he did. And the more I thought about it,
I started to wonder if maybe he was just being nice.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
I mean, I feel like if you wanted you to leave,
he could have been like, oh, I gotta go run errands,
like who's nice seeing you?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That is always I never know I go to tell
people to leave. I just go.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I got stuff to do. You get you hang out
if you want. Most of the time they say no.
One time they said.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yes, i'mfire. Don't say that. Did he give you that option?
Did he say you could stay if you want anything
like that?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
No?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
He just like it has done offering other things we
could do, oh, you know, like quick for chatting and yeah,
we were watching a movie and then he said you
have like popcorn, And just like one thing kept leading
to another. But I maybe I just read it I
have to leave before I you know, like that's been
(39:08):
a as a deuation.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, well we'll figure it out for you.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Right in the middle of today's first day follow up,
And if you're just joining us, Kelsey is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by Nate. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
is ghostinger. But first, Kelsey, just break down your date
for us real quick, one more time.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Yeah. So, I had like a casual run in with
a guy to borrow with my friends. We spent the
night together. One thing led to another, and I was
gonna leave in the morning. Then he offered to make
me breakfast and maybe this beautiful breakfast, and we ended
up spending like almost twenty four hours together and having
this incredible day. And now I've texted him twice and
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he has not texted me back. It has been a
full week.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay, so weird. Yeah, yeah, it is ready for us
to call him.
Speaker 17 (40:06):
Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak to Nate.
Please that this is in Nate.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
How are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show. Hi Nate, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jebel.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
How are you hello? I'm okay. How are you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Good? Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 7 (40:34):
I think I have heard you guys before?
Speaker 6 (40:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Oh all right, cool. Well guess what, Nate, somebody emailed
us about you.
Speaker 9 (40:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
We do a segment on our show and it's called
the First Day follow Up. So that's where if you
go on on a date with somebody and then you
ghost them, that person can email us to give you
a call and ask why you're ghosting them. So somebody
that you're ghosting email.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
Us, got it? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (40:58):
I think I have an idea who that might be.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Okay, who do you think it is?
Speaker 7 (41:04):
Is it Kelsey?
Speaker 9 (41:06):
By chance?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yes? It is Kelsey. She told us all about your date.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
It sounded awesome, Oh my gosh, by the way, breakfast
and everything.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
Yeah, it was kind of an awesome day date slash
breakfast date.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, tell us why you're ghost Yeah?
Speaker 7 (41:25):
I kind of look Kelsey's awesome. She really is.
Speaker 15 (41:28):
I wasn't taking anything. She's fine, beautiful, really smart, easy
to talk to. But the thing is that i'vean kind
of going through a whole bunch of stuff lately.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
So yeah, I'm sorry, Okay, if you don't mind sharing,
like what kind of stuff?
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 15 (41:48):
So I lost my job recently and I'm having to
make plans to move back in with my parents to
save money. Okay, So yeah that's kind of going on
right now. I feel like a giant loser. So yeah,
I basically didn't think I was in a position to
date someone like her with the financial mess that I'm
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in right now.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Okay, So you didn't ghost her because you didn't like her.
You ghosted her because you like her.
Speaker 9 (42:15):
Yeah, I guess, uh, yeah, definitely I like her a lot.
Speaker 15 (42:20):
I don't know, it's just a weird conversation, Like I
don't know how to really broach that subject.
Speaker 7 (42:24):
Hey, nice to meet you.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
I got fired and I have to go sleep in
my childhood bedroom again.
Speaker 11 (42:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
P fun, Like the way you said that was perfect.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I've been there, honestly, But sometimes you have to give
people an opportunity to show you who they are, you know.
I mean, I know that it's kind of uncomfortable, especially
since you just met her, but it sounds like you
guys had an amazing time and connection.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I just feel like, you know, a.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Conversation could have or could be worth it for you.
Speaker 7 (42:48):
You're probably right.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
Everything's just kind of happening all at once, so it's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
It's a little heavy, that's all.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
It just feels heavy.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Well, the conversation could happen because she's actually all the
fun and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (43:02):
Okay, all right, Hello, Hi, you're ghosting me because you
lost your job.
Speaker 9 (43:11):
Like you didn't think I could handle that.
Speaker 15 (43:14):
It's not that I don't think you can handle it.
Speaker 12 (43:15):
It's more just I don't want to drag you into
my problems right now.
Speaker 7 (43:19):
I'm you know, we just met.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
I'm not some delicate, flowering Nate. I'm the kind of
woman who stands up for her guy and like helps
him get back on his seat. You should have told me.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
That's really sweet of you to say that. And I
don't even know if I need outside help yet, Kelsey,
I'm still kind of like figuring it all out.
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Like I said, it just happened.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
Then I know I'm a catch. I still like myself.
Speaker 15 (43:42):
It's not like that, but I yeah, I didn't think
you'd want to date me. You know, you like nice things,
you deserve nice things.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
Fine, then you give me all of that when you're
back on your feet.
Speaker 15 (43:53):
I guess okay, Well, yeah, I just don't want to
feel pressured like while I'm trying to get stuff together.
Speaker 7 (43:59):
I just need a genuine reset right now. So as
long as you know that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
That's fair.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
Yeah, I'll meet you where you are.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Kelsey, you're okay with this situation?
Speaker 9 (44:10):
Yeah, yeah, he's a human being. Life happens, for sure.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
But do you think that puts pressure on a new
relationship in the beginning?
Speaker 9 (44:19):
I guess so. But I think also, if you know
this went anywhere, and it is early, it would make
us really strong together to have gone through this so
early on good point. Call me a hopeless romantic, but
that's how I feel about it.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Nate, you think your mom would like Kelsey?
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Yeah, I definitely think so.
Speaker 15 (44:39):
I mean, everything she's saying is incredibly sweet and understanding,
So I didn't know you would take it like that.
To be honest with you, that's incredibly sweet.
Speaker 9 (44:46):
Well, I feel like you underestimated me a little bit.
I guess I did.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
I think I did well.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Nate, would you like to go on another day with Kelsey?
We'll pay for it, probably have to.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Everybody. You'll get back on your feet.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
That was that was really funny.
Speaker 12 (45:13):
Yes, yeah, I do want to go on a second date.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Let's just try to take it slow though.
Speaker 15 (45:19):
I don't want to feel like I have to fix
everything you know, right away.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
But yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Congratulations Kelsey, you got another date. And Nate, congratulations to
you too.
Speaker 7 (45:27):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 9 (45:28):
I'm excited to see you.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Yeah, me too, But just know that from.
Speaker 15 (45:33):
Now on if we do stuff, it has to be
at your place because my mom will get pretty mad.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
Yeah, we can do.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
First date follow up? How far would you go to
get the love of your life back? It's a show.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Well one man is Victoria's got hiccups? Victoria is a
mess this morning, such a mess. Their allergies. Now you
got hiccups?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Kill earlier a hill? Are you drunk? That sounds more
like you were drunk. I wish I was drunk. This
would be more fun if I was drunk. Jamison in
that door?
Speaker 2 (46:14):
How would you go to get the love of your
life back? Because one man is not only making international headlines,
but he's also facing fines and jail time so that
he could reconnect with the one that got away?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
And why is the entire internet talking about it? Will
tell you right after this. It's a Gewel show. Do
you still think about the one that got away? It's
the Jewel show? You know. Dating is a lot like fishing.
You sit there with no bites on your reel, and
then all of a sudden, there's a tug on the
end of the line and you reel it in and
it's a beauty, except you have a limit with your
fishing license, so you toss that weird little trout back
(46:50):
in the water. And then after that it's just guppy
after guppy after guppy after guppy, and you wish you
hadn't thrown that slimy little nugget back into the water.
Ew because that's the one that he got away. You
don't deserve that one. And one guy is making international
headlines and the entire Internet is talking about what he
(47:11):
did in order to reconnect with his one that got away.
Oh and he's also facing fines and criminal charges. So
we'll tell you about that in a second. But there's
also a new study that says that thirty nine percent
of people have experienced the one that got away.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Feelings about this? Why because how can there be such
thing as the one that got away? Because if it
was the one, they wouldn't have got away. And if
they let you go, then that's their own fault. You
should get fines and put in jail and all of
that stuff. There's a beautiful trout you threw.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Back in there, idiot.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I kind of agree with you, Nina. I feel like
if it was supposed to be, then it should be
right right. So they're not the one that got away?
They weren't the one. No, they can't be the one. Yeah,
they can be. They can't be the one if they're
not staying.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
Well, they can maybe something happened where they had to
go away. Have you ever listened to Katie Perry's song
the One that Got Away? Like that one just got away?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And she wrote that song about Josh Growmann. Wait what Yeah,
she actually wrote that song about Josh Groben.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
What w Yeah, it's okay. He wrote a song about
her called I Dodged a bullet. No he did it. No,
but she did write that song about it.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
But even still, if you let somebody get away, then
maybe you're not the one. You know what I'm saying
at the right time, But that still means that you're
not the one, You're not the right one.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
It's got to be done. What about the saying where
it says like right person, wrong time. I don't believe
in that anymore, really don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Well, right person, wrong time might have worked out for
the guy who's making international headlines in what authorities are
calling a gross misuse of the public school system. A
thirty two year old man in Ohio has been arrested
and placed under psychiatric evaluation after successfully posing as a
seventeen year old transfer student in order to win back
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his high school crush. Stop it now, a teacher at
the same school he considered her the one that got away?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Wait were they ever together?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Was a former middle manager at a regional insurance firm.
He reportedly shaved his beard, altered his records, and created
a fake identity, complete with a forged birth certificate and
vaccination records, to enroll at the high school that she
worked in under the name Zach.
Speaker 12 (49:16):
J.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Are you okay? Zach?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
He actually attended the school for four full months without
raising suspicion.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Bro, First off, why would you go through schooling for
four full months if you don't have to?
Speaker 5 (49:31):
I just also feel like there's such an easier way
to do this. You should just go knock on her door.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Brow right, Just hit her up and be like, hey,
remember me, Zach, I think you're the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Would you like to go on a date? Was her student?
And try to hit on here? That's not gonna work
a little more creative.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
We're talking about a guy who's making international headlines today
because he wanted to get back the one that got away,
and so he quit his job and posed as a
high school student for four months thirty two years old too.
Speaker 6 (50:01):
That's impressive and he was able to do that, But
what was his plan? Like, what is he trying to do?
Like at a seventeen year old, how would you win
back your high school teacher?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
He said he even joined the track team and the
debate team. Oh wow, all in hopes of catching the
attention of miss Dennison.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
I mean, so this guy, just where's your confidence? I mean, well,
it was on the track team and debate team.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
He tried out No, he said he was good. Here's
how he got caught too.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Zach's cover was blown after he tried to give a
full Valentine's speech over the school PA system, quoting lines
from the notebook and apparently fast and furious seven. I
don't know if it's if that's very romantic or not,
but the principal was suspicion suspicious of his low voice
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and his knowledge of two thousand and eight music. That's
an investigation and found out that the guy was actually
thirty two years old and had just enrolled in the
school to try to reconnect with the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
He who when do you wake up and go?
Speaker 5 (51:10):
I know what I'm gonna do to win my love,
huit my job and pretend to be a student.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Authorities also discovered that he had been renting a locker
next to her classroom, paying another student fifty bucks a
month so he could have locker. He doesn't talk to her,
and he still didn't talk to her. She was also
submitting anonymous essays to her class. She was an English
teacher about heartbreak. Y.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
I think that I'm glad he did it.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
This way, because if he would up at her door,
he would probably be arrested.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
That's actually insane.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
He's facing charges of fraud, trespassing, identity theft, and violating
state education policy.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Yeah, I think he can do. What's that one? Please? Insanity?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
The teacher who he was there to reconnect with as
the one that got away, said, I've always wanted somebody
to fight for me, just not lie their way into
my classroom.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah. I feel that for me, but not that way.
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Okay?
Speaker 5 (52:06):
I have one more Taylor Swift story to do. Oh
and this one is about a secret she's been keeping
from her mom. Oh and I will tell you what
that secret is coming up in a second. But first
I gotta tell you why bush Light wants you to
change your name to Hunter. They want somebody to change
their name to Hunter in honor of hunting season. The
beer correct bush Light. The beer wants people to change
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their name legally to Hunter. And then they're offering each
fan or one fan I'm sorry, beer money for nineteen
years of.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Bush Light hunting camp. Huh.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Yeah, you have to legally do it, and then you
have to show them the paperwork and everything, because apparently
the name is dropped in ninety three percent in popularity
over the year's name.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, was that not how long will you get for
free bush nineteen years? It's not like twenty bucks anyway, actually.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
But that's like an interesting exchange. Yeah right, it's bush Light.
Yeah it super cheep.
Speaker 12 (53:00):
Yeah that.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I don't know if i'd want free bush Light for
I wouldn't want bush Light. I would want a different choice.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Is there anything that you would be willing to change
your name for to get for free?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
So many things like what tickets? Uh meet Cray? Uh,
celebrity meet and greets?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
Would you change your name legally to Tater Tot if
you could go to all of Tam mccray's shows, like
for the rest of my life, Like you would have
to be called Tater Tot from here on out.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
For the rest of my life. I could go to
all her shows, your name would be Tater Tot. Yes,
are you? Taylor's even mentioned McCray in an interview the
other day and I was like, yeah, somebody hit up
tATu Crane let her know.
Speaker 6 (53:38):
Yeah, I will do it. You have to get a
tattoo Cater Todd Marie Ramire. My parents would be so mad.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
That's really funny, fun to be named run to.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
I know, what would you.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
Do?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
You want to not?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
They're fun. Do you want anything that you would change
your name for? Nothing? I can think of right now.
That's a lie. I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (54:07):
There are things if you could be a ninja right now,
like you can go like trend with ninjas.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Would you chang your name to what ninja? Yes? I
don't know. But like he just like bought a meadow
absolutely No.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
I just bought a bunch of throwing stars on on
Amazon Friday. And I have got some throwing pencils. I
didn't even know they had those, and a couple throwing
It was so excited.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
He's got a dartboards and walk out of the studio
for two minutes and by throwing stars yeah, and pencils,
throwing pencils.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
No way, man pared it was like a sneak atack
behind you. You got him.
Speaker 5 (54:41):
Sheeop says he can't sleep at night. He's sitting up
in his bed holding his stars. He's waiting for somebody.
Speaker 7 (54:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
I don't practice my numb chucks enough anyway.
Speaker 6 (54:50):
I was telling someone the other day that you have
numb chucks and the one time we went over to
his house to do something, those hurt.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
You don't know how to use him?
Speaker 6 (54:58):
Yeah, like made me want to like go back to
your house just to like play with them a little more. Yeah,
they do her, and they really figure out how to
use them using case you know what's gonna happen, you know.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Yeah, I guess you gotta be able to be prepare
it at all times. Yeah, start calling him Donna Tello,
that's the one you pick. I don't know it, just
it just came to me. I was a Ninja Turtles anyway.
All right, let's get to Taylor Slip. Just so, Taylor
Slip has been doing the rounds, so she's talking a lot.
But this is kind of interesting. She swears that she
that her mom does not know what her song would
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is all about.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
Well, she probably has not listened to it.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Then maybe she didn't at first, Like maybe when she
heard it for the first time she was just like,
oh honey, this is really catchy and understanding.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
But she does have very explicit lyrics.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Talking about you know, her thighs, very obvious, you know,
I mean, if you're not listening to the lyrics, then
you're vibe then maybe like her mom was just vive
in at the time, like, hey, mom, have a few.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
Glasses of wine. Let's listen to my album.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Okay, maybe to get through that song. But now every
time her mom listens to it, I feel like she'm
now she has no she has to know now I don't.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
I feel like you can't be comfortable listening to that anymore?
Her mom sitting up Travis Kelsey and DMS. Whoa what
you can't be your stars?
Speaker 9 (56:09):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (56:10):
That's what strength? Do you want to take? Mama Swift
to the Redwood forust? Oh my gosh, Juble got you, mister?
Speaker 9 (56:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (56:19):
Maybe gone on love vacation trial and pretty stond She's
gonna be tour and just need me to go to
y for a while.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Noll Faithful.
Speaker 9 (56:37):
Jewbles Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (56:43):
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 10 (56:48):
Okay, So about three weeks ago, I replaced all of
the coffee in my office with decaf coffee.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, why.
Speaker 10 (57:02):
I had my performance review and my boss called me
the weakest link.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Okay, so then you replaced the coffee for DCA for
everybody in the office.
Speaker 7 (57:15):
Yeah, I had to bring everybody else down to my level.
Speaker 16 (57:18):
All right, Well, my boss did not notice, no one
noticed that anything was amiss, but productivity just plummeted, like
HR had to call an emergency meeting.
Speaker 7 (57:31):
It was this huge issue.
Speaker 10 (57:34):
No one was doing well, but I was bringing my
coffee from home.
Speaker 9 (57:37):
So all of a sudden, guess who was the top performer.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
I'm glad it worked for you, little secret.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Hey bye, Hey, what's up? You will show a dirty
little secret, you have one?
Speaker 9 (57:52):
I do.
Speaker 8 (57:55):
I have a way of going to really fancy restaurants
and getting free drinks and sometimes even free meals.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Oh how you do?
Speaker 8 (58:06):
So I go to a restaurants and I pretend like
I'm on a date, and I wait and I wait,
and maybe I order a glass of wine and I
look around the restaurant like I'm really anxious, and nobody
shows up because I was never there on a date.
Speaker 9 (58:21):
But yeah, I pretend like I get stood up, and
you know, after some after some.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
Time, they'll move me sometimes to the bar, and they'll
be really apologetic, and sometimes they'll like.
Speaker 9 (58:33):
Camp my drink.
Speaker 8 (58:34):
And every once in a while there's like a guy
that I meet at the bar who I tell my
SOB story to and he feels bad for me and
he buys a new meal. Okay, Yeah, I mean I
thought about it. I mean, I don't know, I kind
of feel like I'm not really hurting anybody, and sometimes
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I get into some really good conversation and I don't know.
Speaker 9 (58:57):
It's just a it's a way to treat myself sometimes.
Speaker 6 (59:00):
Hey, you can maybe meet your actual person like that
one day and just like never tell him that's my action.
Speaker 9 (59:05):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (59:08):
Yeah, thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.
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