The Full Jubal Show from October 9th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in It's The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
A substitute teacher in Vermont was caught with cocaine in
the classroom. Oh, the most shocking part of the story
is that a teacher had enough money to purchase cocaine.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
How much are they taking these people?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
See how easy it is to create headlines, And that's
why every single week we bring you the cleverly named
segment Real News or Fake News, where I give you
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a fake one that people actually believed or a real
news story that's gone viral this week. It's always fun
and always very hard to tell which one is real

(00:34):
and which one is fake. Real news or fake news.
Right after this breaking news right here on The Jewel Show,
you heard it here first, Burger King has just got
rid of its mascot.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What yep?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
So it looks like all those no Kings protests have
worked after all. See how easy it is to create headlines,
and that's why every single week we bring you the
cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News, where I
give you a new story from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
And here's your first headline for real news or fake news.

(01:09):
AI chatbots are beginning to tell young children that they
are their parents, and the children are believing them.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
WHOA, here's the news story.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
An alarming new trend in artificial intelligence has started happening
where parents who allow their toddlers to talk to chatbots
are suddenly finding that the AI chatbot is convincing the
children that it's actually their.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Mom or Dad's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The story goes on to say that not in every case,
but in cases where the parent is basically using the
chatbot as a time killer or a babysitter for the kid,
experts are warning parents to limit young children's screen time
and pay close attention to what they're talking about with AI.
One father shared a story of how he admittedly didn't
want to talk about Thomas the Train with his child,

(01:54):
so he set up a chatbot on voice mode and
left the room for about an hour. But when he returned,
the child was still talking to the bob but calling
it dad Wow. And when the father told the young
boy that the AI is not his parent. The child
apparently responded by calling the dad his first name Tony
and pointing the finger at the iPad, saying, Daddy said,

(02:16):
I don't have to listen to you, Tony.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh day.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
The father has since taken away AI from his son
for good and is now in counseling with the young
boy to get him to stop calling him Tony and
realize that he is in fact his father.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Or a fake news After one session, No, I'm gonna
go with fake just because after one I do believe
that they're using it as the time killer. But one
session and your dad is now chatting GBT. I have
to go with fake like I can't believe that I won't.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He is, saying, Victoria, I'm gonna go as real.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Hey, I can do some crazy things.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Nowadays, AI chat bots are beginning to tell young children
that they are their parents, and the children are actually
believing them.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is a real news story.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeahs who leave their kid alone too long with AI,
but also scary AI not gonna fly in the world.
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. A
segment where I give you a news headline from the
week and you can tell me if it's a fake
news story that people actually believed, or a real news story.
Alien DNA found in humans, researcher claims, WHOA, they've been editing.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Us for years.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Cool A new controversial study found that extraterrestrials may have
inserted DNA segments into the human genome. A researcher named
doctor Max Rymple of the DNA Resonance Research Foundation analyzed
data from one thousand genome projects in twenty three and
meters and found non printal variants and eleven families that
don't seem to match any known human inheritance patterns. The

(03:48):
anomalous DNA sequences total three hundred and forty eight variants,
and because some samples predate the gene editing technologies like crisper,
the Rymple claims that they can't easily explain by any
known human intervention how that DNA would be there. He
further suggested people who report being alien abductees also show

(04:08):
similar unexplained DNA patterns, indicating that they might be a
hybrid or have been altered by extraterrestrial influence.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Why real news or fake news so like a hybrid?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Is that like you're the baby, like your mom got
abducted or something and they put a baby.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, you're like half human half alien. Whoa do you
identify with the story? Jubile, I'm sorry, I kind of do. Yeah,
this is three. I'm gonna go with real.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, Victoria, I will go fabe. Fake aliens are editing
human DNA. That is a real news story.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, but I feel like editing DNA is just a
nice way for saying I got you in your sleep
and you didn't know what you just did.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Very much scary. And here's another headline for real news
or fake news. A segment where we read a news
story from the week that's gone viral and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a fake
one that people actually believed, or a real news story
from this week. Here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. Forehead ID chips approved for air travel
in Europe and could soon be coming to the US. No,

(05:10):
forehead ID chips approved for air travel in Europe and
could soon be coming to the US.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Here's the story.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The European Commission has quietly approved a pilot program allowing
citizens to replace traditional passports and payment cards with a
micro identification chip implanted under the skin of their forehead.
The chip, officially called the unipass ID nodes, stores biometric data,
travel documents, vaccination history, and baking information.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's reportedly been banking. Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's reportedly been tested in Sweden, Finland, and the Netherlands,
where select travelers can already board international flights and make
purchases simply by scanning their forehead at designated terminal weird.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh. Is that a real news story or a fake
news story?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I can't tell if this would make it harder to
steal somebody's identity or easier.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm gonna go with fake. What you're going fake on
that one, Nina? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go fake. Victoria,
real or fake.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I'm gonna go real. You don't watch nice. So that
would be if I had a tip in my head
versus having to make sure I had like an you
make sure I have a pass word, like my hed
my Heidi's expired, Like hold me to skin the head
and let's just.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Keep it going.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
The story went viral this week and American's everywhere freaking
out because they think the Forehead ship will be coming
here soon.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Why are we freaking out? Guys, we already do it
on our phone.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
No, but it feels dangerous, like if I could just
pick up my phone and scan your forehead.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You just gave me one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, and if you're like a billionaire, people are literally
gonna be coming for your head.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Well, oh my god, I am not a billionaire, but
you can still come for me if you won't, just if.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
You want somebody to chop off your head.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
No, but once you guys are not a billionaire, and
we can fall in love a headless woman.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's also a fake news story, so don't worry about this.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
It's another Jebile phone frame Morning the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Hello, Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm friends with Jake.
Is this missus?

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
It is. What did you say your name was?

Speaker 8 (07:12):
Again?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
My name is Kevin and I'm friends with your son Jakes.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Oh, hi Kevin. Yes, Jake has told me about you.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes, so he's probably told told you about me, because like, hey,
and I've been hanging out now and he's like one
of my newest friends at school, so really cool do
you and everything like that. But I just wanted to
call you real quick because I had to go over
to some like alarming, an alarming situation with you, an
alarming situation.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, yeah, something.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Very important to come up up on my radar. And
I just figured instead of talking and jays about it,
I just talked to you about it.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So I asked to Jake for your phone number and
gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
So I said, figure, I get you on the phone
and talk about it.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yes, So so yo, Halloween's coming up, and are you
gonna be doing your hunted house sasion this year?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Like did you ever hear?

Speaker 9 (07:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Absolutely yes, you know it's my favorite thing to do.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, Yeah, So I want to call you because like
I want to talk a little bit about that and
like I see you if it's gonna be flame like
the years before.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
First of all, don't cuss at me.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Young man. Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
So yeah, So talking about the language because like you know,
sometimes I just see it so worked up, you know,
and like I'm just really tired of going to your
hearted house when it's just like totally crap, you know,
like I get scared it all last year.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
You don't have to come, Kevin, Do you do know that?

Speaker 10 (08:21):
Right?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
You know it's optionalet?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, yeah, I get that it's optional, but also like
I feel like if you're gonna be putting on like
a haunted house, it should actually be scary like last year,
Like I want to ask you if you can cut
out the led like candles because it's so stupid, Like
actually get fire, like real fire. Actually if we're gonna
walk to you other, like you're not trying to say
the environment with like this handed house, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Like, can we get some real fire in there? I'm
not I'm not getting new candles, so you need to
wash your mouth. Secondly, where are your parents?

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Do they know that you're calling me?

Speaker 11 (08:48):
Aren't you supposed to be in school?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
My parents will probably it works right now, I don't know,
but yes, yeah, yeah, like I mean the hallway to
school because I ducked out of class because Kevin was
like talking to everybody about how he's gonna have a
hounted house this year, and like it just hit me
right there. I was like, I better call his mom
and that's why I got your Remember, I better call
his mom and tell her to like now, that have
to be some both this year because a lot of
people are really especially to be a great.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
One, so.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Okay, so you took you know what, Kevin, there's better
things to do.

Speaker 11 (09:12):
You're in school, so you should focus.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
On that, don't focus on So.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's the thing is like look at what you're doing,
like with your Hunt's house being so lame, Like it's
actually like affecting my education right now because I can't
think of anything else. But like I have to call
you right now to talk about it, because like I
should be in class of learning, but instead I'm dealing
with this book.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
You know, listen, hear you. You need to get on
my phone.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh oh oh you just you just trusting me?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Ooh yeah, You're lucky that that's all that I'm doing
right now, Kevin, which I already finds out that you
just cust out like a teenager, Like you just cust
at a kid.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's disgusting behavior.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
No, you're discussing, Kevin. And you know what, maybe your parents.

Speaker 12 (09:53):
Are disgusting too, because the way that you are acting,
then that's just the reflution of them.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
You said effort again, and like I'm I'm sable, young child,
and so I can't believe that you said that. And
I'm actually recording this phone call and I'm gonna put
it on the internet so everybody's can hear you touching me.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
You know what, Kevin, At this point, I don't care.
You're not going to be around my friend anymore.

Speaker 11 (10:12):
You're at and.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
You know what, if you have a problem with that,
you can tell your mother to come over to my
house and she can get a piece of this.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Tiffany, this is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your son.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Jake actually set you up.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
Oh my gosh, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
He said that he's been telling you about his new
friend Kevin at school for weeks and now because he
wanted to brank you.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
God, that's all you've been talking about, Kevin. Oh my god, I.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
Could not believe that this kid was calling me door
in school.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
If you're trying to get more trigar treaters to your
house or to keep them away, I'll tell you the
hack that can help you with both of those things
coming up in just a second. But first, it's very important.
If you have not heard the news, authorities have charged
a man with sparking deadly January wildfires that leveled the
La neighborhoods in the Palisades.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Wait, so we set.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Allegedly and with the information that they have, and I'm
saying allegedly because I guess you're in a until proven guilty.
But a lot of this stuff is extremely sketchy. So
a twenty nine year old man was charged with sparking
the fire that ended up killing twelve people and the Palisades,
but all of the stuff that's starting to come out
about it. He was actually arrested while he was in
Florida earlier this week, and he set to appear in court,

(11:30):
but they found these conversations on chat. Sheept that he
had about lighting the fire with a cigarette and different
ways to preserve evidence of himself trying to assist, because
he would call and report the fires.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
To nine one one, and then there are reports of him.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
By the fires that he's done. I mean, no this one.
Oh yeah about the fire. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, he was crazy.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
He was calling and he was reporting and calling sites
that were ablaze.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
The multiple fires that it caused. Yeah, like there were
a few.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, there were also at the same time, a couple
other fires are I don't.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Think they're charging him for all of those. This one
is the specific one up on the hillside. But there
was those conversations and then people said that they saw
him watching the fire start to blaze until the fire
trucks came. Then he left and then would come back
and watch them fight the fire. So there's just a
lot of really sketchy evidence that is starting to point
him in that place. So I don't know how long

(12:22):
this is going to take, but the investigation is definitely underway,
and he's looking not so innocent based off of what
they have found so far. I mean, that's just terrible,
like you are responsible for so much. But the crazy
part is is it says that with this type of
a fire he could be seeing up to five years
in jail. But it's got to be more than that.
Has to be more than that in an entire neighborhood.
These are people's homes.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
This is devastating, curious why, but I wonder if like
you want to see it, like just like start taking
things down.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
And it's like those people that are obsessed with fire
and stuff like that and like setting things on fire.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
There are people that are like that. They just want
to set things on fire.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
It's hard to understand why some people do those types
of things, but he did, and it's awful. We'll see
how this continues to play out. We are getting closer
to Halloween, and if you're one of those people that
loves when your doorbell rings a little trick or tree
just saying hey, give me some candy full, then you're
gonna want to make sure you get your house on
the next door app. So next door is the app

(13:16):
that they use in different neighborhoods. And maybe you've got
Facebook groups, but next door specifically is allowing you to
post pictures of your house, the type of candy that
you're going to be giving away.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Maybe you have.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Something fun and scary for people to experience, you can
post and say all of those things. And maybe if
you don't want people to come by your house, you
can just be like, oh, don't come.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I can tell everybody around me where the tooth pressures
are going.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
To be, at the toothbrush and a little thing of
toothpaste in that house.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
What no, you're not.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
My mom used to actually give out books.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Really religious pamphlets in there as well, So come on
by picture.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
You post pictures that'll really keep them coming.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I usually judge them for their costumes to being evil,
things like that, you know what's.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
Wait and holding up like.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Signs like one to dead.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Up effort on that one. Please, well it's ruthless. Go
back tomorrow. Oh wait, it's not how weeen tomorrow?

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Next year.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I bet you go viral if you made a video
like that day. That's what it looks a little demon.
Here's a pamphlet for you. Just switch the page four.
There's a thing about the evils of demons in there.
Enjoy brushing your teeth. My house was fun on Halloween.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Sounds like it's.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Time to catch a cheater. Only on the.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Jubil Show, Henry is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater and he thinks that his wife of
nine years might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help him out. Henry, I'm sorry you have
to come on the show this way, but what's up?
Why do you think that Emma might be cheating on you?

Speaker 10 (14:43):
Man?

Speaker 11 (14:44):
So, like you said, we were married nine years.

Speaker 12 (14:47):
You know we've had for the most part, I guess
a good relationship.

Speaker 11 (14:51):
I thought it was good, you know, But yeah, she's
cheating on me.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Man, So what makes you think that though she acting different? R?

Speaker 11 (15:01):
Well, it all has to do with docker, right, my daughter.

Speaker 12 (15:06):
We have one daughter, Casey between us, you know, and
she's ten.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
So this year she's in her second year playing soccer.

Speaker 12 (15:18):
Uh, and it is soccer has got me thinking that
that Emma is cheating.

Speaker 11 (15:24):
In fact, I know she's cheating. I mean she is.
It is like things were good between us for a
long time.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
But ever since soccer, man, her behavior is changing, and
I just can't shake it.

Speaker 11 (15:39):
I can't. I know she's cheating on me.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Who do you think she's cheating on you with?

Speaker 11 (15:44):
Oh? Oh yeah, no, it's it's the coach.

Speaker 12 (15:49):
We go to the games, you know together, right, but
during matches, you know, Emma will often just like disappear
during halftime, you know, like a little break, you know,
the kids get some water and stuff, you know, and
I'm there, of course in the skylines, you know, helping
Casey with her.

Speaker 11 (16:06):
Water and everything.

Speaker 12 (16:08):
But yeah, where's Emma, you know, and if where's coach?
You know, I feel like, you know, she comes back
and she's she's.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
Laughing and flirrty. You know, dude.

Speaker 12 (16:19):
One time I think she even smelled like vodka cranberry.
She gets slurry, you know, she starts slurring her speech
and stuff. She starts she gets actively like much more
aggressive on the second half of the game, like starts
yelling through the game.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
You know, I'm not the only one to notice, too, man,
other parents also know. They even said something to me.
You know, it's just like it seems like your wife
is getting a little bit more into it in the
second half. You know, I know what they're staying. I
know what they mean. You know, I'm not blind. I
mean I see it too, man, She's drinking a lot
more she used to.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
So, Henry, do you think that she's actually crossed the
line at this point or do you think that her
encroach are just are like getting close to doing that.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Oh, I don't know that they've crossed the line, but
they're definitely flirty. She's definitely got it in for him,
you know what I mean, Like like I get this
all right, Like like she's actually like dressing different. She
just show up to the game and like super tight shorts,
you know, like that did show off her curves and
then like a low cut top and you know, I

(17:22):
mean a push up from like there's just a push
it out there, man.

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Like I'm like, she don't even dress like that for me.

Speaker 12 (17:27):
Uh you know, where are these clothes coming from? You know, Like, yeah,
she's usually like like jeans and then with a hoodie.
You know, like typical dressed down soccer mom. You know,
I'll admit, like, like my wife is hot, Like I'm
cool with that, and uh.

Speaker 11 (17:44):
You know she was hot when I met her.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
I love that she's.

Speaker 11 (17:47):
Hot, you know, that's great, But like she dresses down.

Speaker 12 (17:51):
She's a mom, And if she just wants to feel good,
that's fine too, but I really feel like she's just
trying to get in there with coach.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
All right, Well, you already told us a grocery store
she's a reward card member at. So we'll play a
song come Back, and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us and his flowers deliver from our flid department,
and we'll see if she sends us see you or
to somebody else.

Speaker 12 (18:13):
Okay, yeah, I don't know, Honestly, I don't know if
flowers are really her style.

Speaker 11 (18:19):
That might not work with her. But if you guys
can think of something else, like maybe a little.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Bit more masculine or something that she might want to send,
I think that will work.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, I can definitely do that. All right, we'll come
back and get her to catch a cheater. Next rand
the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if you're just
joining us, Henry is on the phone and he thinks
that his wife of nine years named Emma might be cheating.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member
at and say that every month we choose one lucky

(18:50):
rewards member who gets a free gift from us, and
this month we're celebrating dads. So she's won a free
Home Depot one hundred dollars gift card.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah. I don't know, because that sounds like it would work.
Dad's Love from Depot.

Speaker 11 (19:04):
Yeah, no, I would vote for that, all right.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Cool, she's won one hundred dollars gift card to send
to her the man in her life. Perfect, And we'll
see if she sends that to Henry or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Henry, Why don't you break
down your situation for us again real quick.

Speaker 12 (19:17):
Uh yeah, So me and my wife, we've been together
for nine years. We started playing soccer with our daughter, Casey,
who is in her second year. And then Emma starts
dressing sexty and going to the games and getting drunk
during halftime with the coach, and you know, it.

Speaker 11 (19:39):
Just seems to be like a little suspicious.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
All right, well, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 11 (19:44):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, please?

Speaker 13 (19:46):
All right, Hello, hey, this is corrible calling from looking
for our rewards card member named Emma.

Speaker 14 (20:06):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Ama, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling this big congratulations. You're this
month's winner.

Speaker 15 (20:13):
Wait what wait when?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh well, maybe you don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Every single month we choose one random Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
we're celebrating the special men in your life. But you've
won one hundred dollars three hundred dollars Home Depot gift card.

Speaker 8 (20:32):
Oh my god, that's awesome. That's great.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
First thing I will need from you would be the name,
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to. You and then if you want
to put anything on a card and then we'll get
the address and be good to go.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
Okay, yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's Matt, got it.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
And then for the note, can you put for the
coach that scores every time? And then can you can
you underline every and then put like a winky face
after it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I can definitely not do that for you, but I can,
like you know that this is actually the Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's a radio show. Yeah, hi am Nina.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal And this
is radio thing we do called katcha Cheeta where if
you think your significant other might be messing around you
see you they send things to and your husband, Henry
is on the phone.

Speaker 11 (21:32):
Actually kidding me, Emma, are you with me?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Wait?

Speaker 11 (21:39):
My daughter is on the field. No gift card. Why
wouldn't you send that gift card? First of all, what happened? Ball?
No is out there on the field.

Speaker 15 (21:52):
Oh my god, oh my gotcha? Things? Henry reading right now? Okay, Henry,
who's on the phone, Henry?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, and yes, the radio show, this is the Jubil Show.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
And your husband, oh okay, it looks like a cheating.
I'm not cheating. That's girl.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
You just got super giddy talking about this coaching.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Every time you said you just don't know.

Speaker 11 (22:26):
The coach Matt like scores every time. What the hell
does that mean?

Speaker 16 (22:31):
Man?

Speaker 11 (22:31):
You scores?

Speaker 14 (22:32):
You know everyone, coach, everyone knows you're I'm a drunk.
You're just drunk. Drunk right now, coach drunk right now.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Coach Matt is a man, and he he's the man.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
He's a man that you're hitting other dads. They tell
me that you hit on him when I'm not around game.
That I didn't want it. I didn't want to believe.

Speaker 14 (23:01):
It's proven it right now.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Not only.

Speaker 10 (23:13):
It's no, you are. I could smell it through the phone.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
Okay, Yeah, you wonder where I want to hang out
with coach Matt because he's fun.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
You're a wet blanket. I'm like a mascot.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
I'm like the community spirit animal of the soccer team. Okay,
and you are that Matt. Listen, Yeah, I'm a cougar, ow.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Good time. I'm a good time.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Does Matt have a good time with you? Does Coach
Matt have a good time with you?

Speaker 17 (24:00):
Right?

Speaker 8 (24:00):
Time with me? Let me tell you, because Henry, you
don't listen to me anymore. You're boring.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
You know, I to have fun at the games. You
don't support the kids, and you.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Are just not fun.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
So you are cheating with your with the soccer coach.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
Look all right, you know what?

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, you want to put me
on the radio.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Yeah, yep. I can't believe you, or you can't believe it.

Speaker 14 (24:36):
I know it.

Speaker 11 (24:36):
I knew you were.

Speaker 18 (24:37):
I knew you were.

Speaker 11 (24:39):
I couldn't believe you admitted it on the radio.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Well, you're the one have taught me on the radio.
What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 16 (24:46):
Well?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
If you've really been as blatant as Henry said, then
I think that this isn't a surprise to anybody.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah okay, so yeah, so you knew you were going
to get caught.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
You don't care. You don't care.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
I don't really man, not really couch.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Matt is hot and he loves Casey, and Henry is
just not doing it anymore.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
You're not worried about your daughter and how everybody is
seeing you prancing around at these summer games like.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Everyone loves me? What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (25:19):
Okay, I'm fine, I'm the spirit animal. It's good, Okay,
I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried. Casey is cool,
she will be fine.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
Soccer, yeah, okay, she loves soccer, she loves.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
The coach, and you know what, it's sometimes better to just.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Break it off.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, Well, thank you for your time.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
Mamma, do I get my gift card?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
She definitely drunk, and Henry, are you still there? I'm
so sorry, Henry. I'm so sorry she's going to be.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
Hearing from my lawyer. That's just, that's just, you know,
I appreciate you guys. Thank you.

Speaker 19 (26:03):
I'm sorry that she was such a mess and that
such a drunk.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
I mean, I'm sorry. I got angry and upset. Obviously,
I think you canna understand.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh yeah, I apologize for anything.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah, I got it. I got to make some calls.

Speaker 19 (26:18):
I got to make sure that, first of all, my
daughter is then going to be picked up from school
by that woman. Now it was soon to be may
explain the.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Jewel shows to catch a cheater? Am I some sort
of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
No? Not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with?

Speaker 8 (26:42):
You're virgin who can't drive.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
I Yes, that was Victoria coughing in the background of
the intro.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Everybody sticks through the microphone.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Man, it's my allergies, just the wrong medicines, and now
it's making.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Me call.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Today there's the chance to win tickets to see Playboy Carti.
If you want to play Victoria in a game. No, no,
it's not, Oh, who is it?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
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Sharon tickets basically the same person ed Sharon tickets on
the line. If you want to play some call us
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Speaker 1 (27:22):
If you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria. Yeah,
I sound like crap. We'll play versus Victoria next. It's
the Jewel Show.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
Good morning. Can I take your order? Am I gonna.

Speaker 12 (27:34):
Hold a large black coffee?

Speaker 11 (27:37):
Large black cost?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 15 (27:39):
No?

Speaker 11 (27:40):
I mean it?

Speaker 8 (27:40):
He means aventy. Yeah, that's the biggest on you.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
That Venti is large, vent is twenty large is large
in fact, Cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 11 (27:55):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
It's time for America's trivia game.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
You versus Victoria your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
for ed sheeron tickets today and let's meet our contestant
for you versus Victoria, Steve.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
What's up Steve?

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Hello, how are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Wonderful? Do you think you have what it takes to
be a severely abilitated Victoria? You know, she's like an athlete,
is playing all right now?

Speaker 12 (28:27):
This morning?

Speaker 9 (28:27):
I want to say, yes, sure, allergies a killner.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
She took the wrong medications, so now she's just coughing
for no reason.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, that was that was on me.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Family, need to update those bottles.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know, she's already operating from a certain state.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So she's playing hurt and Victoria out of the studio
and while she's leaving, here we go, Steve.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
The game is played like this.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, alrighty, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 8 (29:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Okay, your time starts.

Speaker 15 (29:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
What is the middle part of a column called.

Speaker 11 (29:10):
Perfection?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
What part of the body does a pediatrist take care of?
What does the acronym ESPN stand for? What document was

(29:32):
Nicholas Cage's character trying to steal in National Treasure.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Got an answers to Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Steve, here's a question for you.
If I gave you just an oven Mitt right now,
what is your Halloween costume?

Speaker 11 (29:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's actually way better than anything I would have come
up with you This logical, Victoria, if I give you
just an oven Mitt right now, what is your Halloween costume?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
The muffin Man?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
The muffin Mann?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Sorry, I played a movie in my head.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
All right, here we go thirty second. There as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
And you have to meet Steve outright to win. And Steve,
you can tell Victoria when to go good movie.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You can tell her when he.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Goes to.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
What is the middle part of a column called the
middle What part of the body does the po dietrist
take care of?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
What you're pad I don't know he I'm looking at
her body.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
What does the acronym ESPN stand fortals? Uh?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yes, n every personal anyway?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Ees?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Every sport possibly?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Oh dang it, all right, we'll see if that was
even close to write.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Sen it over to the scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Now see how you guys did with our scoreboard our
social media broducer Gabby.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
So Victoria did get one correct as he and Steve
did not. Again. Oh week tour, here one playing hurt too.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's amazing. I'm sorry he did not be Victoria. But
you do get edg cheering tickets just for playing. Oh yeah, yeah,
all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
The middle part of a column is called the shaft.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
The part of the body that a pediatrist takes care
of is the feet, So yeah, your pedals, I got it.
ESPN stands for the Entertainment and Sports Programming Network. And
the document that Nicholas Cage's character in the movie National
Treasure was trying to steal is the Declaration of independent I.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Get that question. Steve, thank you very much for playing man.
I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
You got stuck on internet, have a good one. Can
play Heuver Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I remember. If you want to play, all you have
to do is dm us or go to the Jewels
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Speaker 4 (32:06):
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Speaker 2 (32:13):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Leila.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second day. But first, Ryan, how long
has it been since your date?

Speaker 8 (32:24):
It's been almost almost a week now.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Have you been trying to hit her up?

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Yeah, I've been trying to get a hold of Layla
for a bit.

Speaker 17 (32:33):
We ended up, like, we ended up spending a whole
day together, and I've just been trying to, you know,
call and text without.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Being overwhelming or anything like that. But I just can't
seem to get any sort of response from her.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's all us about the date.

Speaker 17 (32:49):
Okay, Yeah, so the day was great, like we planned
to meet for lunch, but we ended up spending the
whole day together, which I didn't really expect, like just
like a quick little coffee at this cafe, but it
just like kept I don't know, I'm like, the day
just kept going on and on and on.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
And so after that, we wouldn't like, grab.

Speaker 17 (33:06):
A couple of bikes and went for this ride by
the water and stopped to grab some snacks and you know,
are grabbing snacks and.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
Just like chatting and everything.

Speaker 17 (33:13):
You know, we're by the water, and she's just like
we started talking about seafood for some reason, and it's
so weird because I don't like seafood, and she she goes, oh,
I don't like seafood.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
I don't know, why would anybody want.

Speaker 17 (33:26):
To surf and turf and you can just do you know,
double turf. I thought that was so funny. It's just
like tell me about herself and family and all this stuff.
And like I was like, well, you know, like let's
let's keep a conversation going.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Let's go grab some steaks.

Speaker 17 (33:41):
We'll go back to my place and just like cook
some dinner together. And she's like, well, forgetting steaks, we
should grab some wine, like okay, and that's what I'm saying,
Like the whole day just ended up building on it.
Just she was so cool and I don't know, I'm
not much of it, like a Netflix and chill guy.
And so when she came over, she like, hey, if
you have Uno, It's like, yeah, do you do you

(34:03):
play cards? It's just like, of course I played cards,
And turns out she's like really competitive, and so weel.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
Like like we ended up playing Uno and just like
putting music.

Speaker 17 (34:12):
On the speaker, back and forth, taking turns, and like
felt I know this sounds super cheesy, but it.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
Felt like a Sene out of the movie really fun.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, it does sound fun.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Did anything else happen as your place?

Speaker 8 (34:24):
Like she spent the night okay, but well not like listen,
we've been drinking.

Speaker 17 (34:30):
I don't want you driving until you're like comfortable, but
like you can take my bed and like sleep out
on the couch.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Just like I don't know, I didn't want the night
to end.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
What could have gone wrong?

Speaker 17 (34:43):
I don't know, Like I'm worried I came on too
strong because like I really hadn't felt like I connected
with somebody like this, and she was just like, yeah,
I know people throw the term adventurest around a lot,
but the fact that she was just like kept adding
onto the date. It was just so fun and like
I was just I was gung ho, like I was like, yeah,

(35:04):
let's go for it. And then I would suggest something,
she'd be like, yeah, let's go for it.

Speaker 8 (35:07):
So I know she was into it too. I just
can't figure out why. Like I mean, I kind of
have a theory. I just I don't want it to
be true. What is it?

Speaker 17 (35:18):
Okay, So like when I invited her back to my place,
like it wasn't actually my place, I was house sitting
for my boss.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh okay, you think she knows that.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
No, no, she does not know that.

Speaker 17 (35:29):
There's no way because I just kind of like played
it off. I mean, I wasn't trying to lie, like
I'm not I'm not that kind of person. I just
like got caught up in a moment like she's like
talking about stakes and like, well, let's go back. I
was like, oh, yeah, let's go back, and she's like,
just you know, I'll hop in the car with you,
and I just kind of went on like you know,
auto mode, and I don't know me I'm just like

(35:51):
like I didn't say it was my.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
Place or anything like that, Like I know my way
around the kitchen. I'd like stay saying to my boss's
place before. But like I don't know, like I'm worried.
I don't know. Maybe she's like the mail or something
with and didn't have my name on it.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I don't know, So you just didn't say anything. Was
it like a mansion?

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Yeah right, Yeah, it's a really nice house.

Speaker 17 (36:16):
It's a really nice house, and like I'm in a condo,
and I just like the difference is so staggering.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
It's just I just feel awful, Like I wish I
just told her, like, hey, I'm house sitting. I don't
know why I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah right, well let's see if that is the reason.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Well, play us on come back and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second day. Okay, okay, yeah,
all right, we'll get your first day follow up right
after this. Right in the middle of your first day
follow up, and if you're just joining us, Ryan is
on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Leila. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why and maybe get him a second date. But first, Ryan,

(36:56):
before we do that, why don't you recap your date
real quick?

Speaker 20 (36:59):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah, So Leayla and I went out.

Speaker 17 (37:02):
Uh, it was supposed to be a short day. It
turned out into like a full day affair. And I
invited her back to my place to cook some dinner.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
She had just spending the night, but I was I
was house sitting at my boss's place. It wasn't actually
my place.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
And you think she might have found that out?

Speaker 8 (37:19):
I definitely That's all I can think about.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 11 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, okay, Hello him, I speak to Layla.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
Please.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
This is Layla. How are you? This is the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show. Hi, Leela, I'm Nina Hi, and
I'm Victoria Hi. And before.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
No, I'm so sorry to win.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Well, I don't know, kind of it kind of depends
on how you see it. I guess we're calling you
today because we do a segment that's called the First
Day follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the phone.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
And ask why you're ghosting.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Oh, that's awful.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
And we got an email about you from somebody about me? Yes,
are you ghosting anybody?

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Oh my god, No, no, I've been ghosted. That's awful.
I would never Okay, I mean I've been out on
like a few dates.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
No, I mean and you haven't ghosted them.

Speaker 21 (38:35):
No.

Speaker 16 (38:35):
I mean literally, I've gone out on like two days.
There was one really casual and then this other guy
who I actually kind of dug.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
But yeah, okay, Well the email we got about you
came from somebody named Ryan.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
Yeah, no, I know Ryan, I'm not Does he think
I'm ghosting?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yes, you're not ghosting?

Speaker 17 (38:55):
No?

Speaker 16 (38:55):
Well, first of all, date our day was like three
days ago, and no, my phone died and then I
had brought it to Apple.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
I actually just got it back today. Okay, does he
really think I'm ghosting him? Oh my god? Wait wait
wait wait wait, so you're not you're not ghosting me? Then?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, Ryan is actually on the phone wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
Oh my gosh, Ryan, Hi the hello?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Yeah, Hi, You're not ghosting me? Okay, great?

Speaker 16 (39:27):
No, wait, why would you think that I had a
really good time with Okay, we went out just like
a few days ago. I would never First of all,
I would never do that because I've been ghosted. But
why would you think that I would ghost you. I
had a really good.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
Time with you. I'm so happy to hear that. Like,
I had a good time too, I really did.

Speaker 17 (39:46):
I thought we we connected, and I just I hope,
oh god, I just hope. I'm not coming on that
mich are crazy person, been too strong. I just you know,
I was worried that I hadn't heard back from you.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
It felt like a week.

Speaker 16 (39:58):
No, it was three days ago, and my screen is like, no,
I mean it's fine, this is weird. But we had
a really good date. That was a great date.

Speaker 8 (40:12):
That was a great date, right, Yeah, I know it was.
They were really good.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I actually was impressed.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 17 (40:19):
And you're a great Duno player, Like who would have
thought I did. I thought that was a game of luck,
but apparently it is not. You're very good at that.

Speaker 11 (40:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I think I'm just.

Speaker 8 (40:32):
I'm just I'm just so relieved that you're not ghosting me.
Then I've been what I would never. No, No, I'm
so sorry my phone died and no, it's fine.

Speaker 21 (40:44):
I just I was so worried because you know, I
was I was actually house sitting for my boss, and
I just really thought that, like, I don't know, maybe
you thought that I was just trying to like squad
or or lie about, you know, my my situation.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Wait, what do you mean how should I that that
wasn't my house, that was my that was my box,
that was.

Speaker 17 (41:06):
No, no, no, and that was That's like when when
you were asking about the car and everything, I was
just like, oh yeah, trying to like change the subject that.

Speaker 16 (41:14):
Wait, but Brian, that's my house. Wait hold on a second.
You literally were talking about your couch. You were like,
I bought this because I went to Tuscany with my
sister and it just was inspired. You literally we're talking
about no no no no no no no no no
no no, I got no okay, wait, I like you're

(41:36):
messing with me.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Technically I don't live there, You're right, But what's like
I did go to Italy and I got.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
To have some day you see. That sounds like you're
trying to act like that's your place, right Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Yeah, No, I thought that's but weird. You know, I'm
not I'm not trying to lead you on, like, I'm
not trying to lead you on. It is such a
cool place. No, that's just blatantly lying. It's not a lie.
It's a technicality.

Speaker 11 (42:09):
But no, but I do right now.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
Literally we're talking about a cow. No, I do right. No,
that's no please, I've just never pulled a girl like
you before.

Speaker 11 (42:18):
It's just.

Speaker 8 (42:21):
Like I can tell you wait Ryan, No, I'm sorry. No, Okay, listen,
I had a really good time with you. I enjoyed
our day. I liked you.

Speaker 17 (42:34):
It was real you.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
But now I'm actually not sure that right.

Speaker 11 (42:39):
No, real me.

Speaker 16 (42:40):
Literally the water, Ryan, you're not actually listening to me.
You blatantly lied about where we were. You would talk
about the couch, the lamb, you even talked about the painting.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
No, sorry, nope, nope, nope.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Nope, nope. Would you like to go on another day
with Ryan? We will pay for it, Ryan.

Speaker 16 (43:06):
Look, I I had I had a good time with you.
I think that you're nice, but clearly you've got some
stuff that you need to work through. But no, no,
thank you, that's some sure.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
I could never trust you. You literally were talking about
items in a house that you don't live in, so
that's what I want, because that's what I want to provide, like,
I want to be.

Speaker 17 (43:27):
Able to keep that and provide it for you like,
and you're not even like gonna give no chance, Ryan,
I mean no, I give up.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
No, listen, Ryan, I'm giving up. I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (43:38):
That's but I I lie.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
But that's weird. You know you're not you lie? No,
please please leave. She's just like begging, please go, no
more time and I just won't make an even better
break and you can like, oh oh my god, no,
Well why have you I think you're I will take

(44:02):
you to my apartment.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
Ryan.

Speaker 16 (44:04):
This is fully giving me the X factor. Okay, I
gotta go. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (44:10):
But you're so hot. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
I have to go.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
You will first day follow up.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
It's time for names. What's trending. I've been waiting for this.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Travis Kelsey's reaction to Taylor Swift's song would and how
he really feels about being the inspiration or the muse
if you will anyway, you'll hear it out of his
mouth coming up in just a second.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
But first it just sounds I'm sorry that that sounds
so weird the way.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
You said that well, it wasn't supposed to be weird.
He's just you're just gonna hear what he said on
his podcast today. To start prepping for daylight savings. It
is happening on November two, but they are saying it's
a good idea to start gradually shifting your sleep patterns
now and wake up before the clocks change.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Wait, are we went forward or backwards? Super going backwards?
No matter what, we're going backwards. Anytime the time switches,
we're going backwards. As a civilization and as a race.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
I just need to know when I'm at the bar
if it's one o'clock, if it's going to go back
to twelve, then I have two more hours, or if
I'm going to get.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Told though it's like you have two more hours.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
All you need to know more switching that hour of
time for no reason that could lead to heart disease someday.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
It's actually very dangerous. We talk about it every year
because she Bo loses his mind.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
You can't stand the time change thing. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (45:27):
Why we do it?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, why do we do it? But no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
It started off as a way that they thought they
could conserve energy back in World War Two and it
didn't work, and they know it didn't work. The only
really good research that they have about it is that
the time change actually is bad for people's health.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Can we pull the.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Podcast from last year or as you went on about it,
It's actually very informative, but it is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
My memory really slips.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Heart attacks go up, car accidents go up the days
following the time change back or forward.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
It is ridiculous. I'll laugh, youod, but he's right.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Honestly, I can't breathe right now. Half the time, I
can't hear. I think my eyesight's going song.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
All because of time changed, yeah, going on your allergies. No,
it's because we sprang forward a while ago.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
While you guys are slowly unraveling, I know there's one
thing that will put you back together, and that is Tailor.
Leave it to Taylor to make the world a better
place and let us all know what happens in her bedroom.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
If you haven't heard this song, would then you should.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
But I love that Travis Kelsey and his brother have
a podcast, and his brother Jason, of course, had to
ask him how he really feels about being in the song.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
I didn't think we were actually gonna get an answer
about this, So I'm like.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I've been waiting.

Speaker 20 (46:42):
How do you feel about wood? Let's ask this, how
do you feel about what great song? It's a great song?
Do you feel no any song that she's just It's
not just any song. This is a very specific you
that looks like, so, what's not just you?

Speaker 11 (46:57):
Though?

Speaker 20 (46:58):
So it's an appendage. It's not just you as a well,
it's a very specific thing.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
I think you're not understanding the song.

Speaker 20 (47:07):
Come on, Redwood tree ain't hard to see. I thought
redwood was a little bit. That's a generous word.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I think I just loved Jason so much.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
He said his would have been called like a Japanese
tree something or something.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, so funny. But listen to Travis. Why is he
being coy? He knows? Yeah, you know, it feels good?

Speaker 14 (47:29):
Great?

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Are you.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Any cute?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Any guy who's a girl or whoever their partner would
say that about them feel fantastic. They're saying a redwood tree. Absolutely,
If they're saying something like a bonside tree, not so much,
you know.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
But she's saying that she loves it. So whether it's
a Bonsire or Redwood. She's saying that she loves it,
so does it matter.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
I think it's cute how he react, He's like, man,
whatever she puts out about me, like, I love her,
So I love this song.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
The song was called just good enough. Oh good you know,
but it's not so be cocky about it. Imagine if
it was to carry on luggage.

Speaker 11 (48:09):
I'm not even to check back Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yes
I do, sweet, what is it?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Well?

Speaker 11 (48:23):
I take these nights out and.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I've got a wife, and I just around the cheek
and head out the door, grab bi gim bag and
act like I'm.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Just going out like normal.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
But I'm to a gym or a bar and not
anything like gambling or anything like that. I go to
what's called an Intimacy Wellness studio for a cuddle therapy sessions.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh okay, so you go get cuddled by a professional.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, it's kind of like getting a massage, but it's
just cuddling with the cuddle therapist. So it's like one
hundred twenty bucks procession. And she has her own branding
and everything, like a snuggle.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Siren and yeah, oh cool, Okay, you like it.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
It's very calming, it's very soothing.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I'm someone who's who's always like struggled with being intimate
with people, and it's a very good like reset.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, if I was your wife, I would hate that.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
I was kind of asked like, did you not want
your wife to cull you?

Speaker 11 (49:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
We do, but I'm still very uncomfortable with being touched.
So I'm trying to because she wants to smuggle more
and more, I'm trying to kind of learn how to
do it right.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Oh my pro snuggle training wheels. Yeah, well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
How what's up? Is the ju will shows dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (49:55):
You have one?

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I do?

Speaker 11 (49:57):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Sweet?

Speaker 16 (49:58):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (50:00):
So I went on a work trip, you know, with
my boss and several co workers, and I faked being
sick to get out of a conference.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Is that secret?

Speaker 11 (50:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Well, I mean it gets a little worse. So I
basically faked having food poisoning.

Speaker 18 (50:20):
Just because I didn't want to attend, you know, the
work conference. It was going to be boring and stuff.
So I ended up going to Disney World on that day. Yeah,
I had a blast. It was really fun and unfortunate
yourself by myself, and it was so much fun. But
I was drinking around the world.

Speaker 22 (50:42):
And I didn't realize that I had my company card
in my wallet and that's what I used to pay
for all my drinks.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
See.

Speaker 22 (50:52):
Oh yeah, I got caught and it was pretty bad.
So basically my boss kind of confronted me about it.
But I had something against him, so it kind of
worked in my favorite.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
You had something against him, Yeah, I had some animal for.

Speaker 11 (51:06):
Him, you know, last Christmas party.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
I caught him cheating on his wife.

Speaker 18 (51:12):
Oh so when he was, you know, reprimanding me for
Disneynference and Disney World drinking around the world, when he
was reprimanding me for using the card to pay for
my drinks and line, I just kind of said, hey,
I got this against you.

Speaker 11 (51:27):
So we'll just you know, we'll call it even and we'll.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Let it go.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
And obviously they let it go.

Speaker 11 (51:34):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Cool. Oh you know I her drinks and all you
had to do is blackmail your boss.

Speaker 17 (51:40):
Simple.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Well, thank you for telling us your dak a little secret.

Speaker 11 (51:43):
Oh you're welcome, ahead, go.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
Ahead, bye.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
What's your dirty little secret?