The Full Jubal Show from October 22nd, 2025

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Do you know what that sound is? It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
No, it's not Jeff Bezos in the throes of passion
with his new wife.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Why might be similar to that.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, it's not Elon Musk doing curls at your local
twenty flower Fitness. That's the sound of a creature that
has captured the world's curiosity for hundreds of years. And
there's one man today who is making headlines because he
says he finally has proof that this creature exists. What

(00:35):
is it and how did this man find proof that
it's real? Well, the story is ridiculous and hilarious, and
you'll hear what it is.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Next. It's the jew Show. What is that? It's the
Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right here, there's a squatch. It's Squatch.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's the sound of the sas Squatch.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
And one man is making headlines today because he says
that he has proof that Sasquatch exists and that he
found Bigfoot. And if you've never seen the show Finding Bigfoot,
it is hilarious. That's where this sound clip is from.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
The show Squatch Squatch.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's squashing.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
They have a whole show where people try to find
sasquatch and it's the most hilarious show ever. It's like
a ghost hunting show, except even worse because they never
find anything. But they're just out in the forest and
they're making sounds and holding sticks and breaking sticks to
try to attract the squatch.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Will tell you this story in just a second.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
But here's another clip from the Finding Bigfoot show.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Off in the.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Distance, I'm hearing squatch calls calling back to me, very primate.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Like whoa, okay, go right ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's him doing the squatch call. Good. That's what those
people do.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
One man is making national headlines today because he says
that he found Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, and he has indisputable proof of Bigfoot's existence after
a late night expedition where he claims to have successfully
lured the creature by using my microwave hot pockets. What yes, Well,
that's forty four years old. His name is Lenny Durst.
He's a self described cryptid researcher. But his full time

(02:41):
job as a Sandwich artist who works at Suthway. But
he spent three nights deep in the Ocala National Forest.
Where's that it's in o call, Florida. I guess strategically developed,
deploying pepperoni pizza hot pockets at half mile intervals as
bait for the beast.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
He says, Okay, those hotboggets slap goes so hard, But
I don't believe that he found bigfoot.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
You think?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
He says, everybody uses jerky or apples, and that's rookie bait,
so this guy's obviously a pro. He says, Bigfoot's been
out here way too long, and he's looking for something
modern and spicy.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I didn't approve it.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Stunky type of smell is reported fairly common by witnesses
that have been a tight cordial squad squaw wow.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
He says that his plan worked.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Around two am, he allegedly heard a low growl followed
by what sounded like somebody grunting, and he claims that
he found a large footprint beside an empty hot pocket
sleeve and one long, curly hair.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And that can't be anything but big.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah. I'm down. I'm gonna do it off the balve.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's is that a person? That's a person? It's big yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
On that show, they never actually find any bigfoots are here,
any calls. It's just the people making the calls to
try to attract Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
How long did that show go on for? I have no,
it's way too long, because.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Like that's like the perfect job. You literally just run
around the woods with your friends. You're not buying anything.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
This man also says that he has a grainy video
of what looks like something big and hairy walking through
the forest, and he says, you will continue to go
into the forest every night with fresh hot pockets until
he's able to finally capture Bigfoot and prove that he
found it.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You know, bears like hot pockets too.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Pretty much, any forest animal is gonna dig a hot pocket.
And because of that, people online have started sharing the
questions that they would have for Bigfoot when they finally
meet him. Okay, text in four one of six one
what would you like to ask Bigfoot? Is really weird
that this has captured the whole country's attention.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why are you hiding?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Who would have time to go online and submit what
questions you have for Bigfoot?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you want to be my friend?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
I've never even thought of what i'd have to I
really wish that bigfoots alive, like I really do. I
just you know, we haven't seen it, But I think
it'd be so cool. I'd want to give it a hunt.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It would be cool.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Here are some of the top questions that people say
they would want to ask Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are you related to Chewbaka? Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Area's not real? Day as yourself for Halloween? How offensive?
What are you saying they're scary?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Someone else said with all that body hair, have you
ever been mistaken for a cart ash lazierol? Someone said
that they would ask Bigfoot if it was captured. Does
this mean that Locknest Monster is real?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Too?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
That's the only good question that I have seen in
this list.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
There's one celebrity who was just over where the Locknest
Monster is supposed to be and said that they saw
him Nessio, it was like Hillary Duff or something.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I think it's Hillary Duff, but I think it was
like Hillary Duff Scotland.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Is that where it is? I'm not Oh.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
I saw there used to be the Disney Channels show,
and I used to think it was like somewhere around here.
Mind you, the show is animated and they saw a
lot of monsters. But it really had me thinking that
I can go find it.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
I feel like there's a story about NeSSI and like
every lake seriously, yeah, like everybody feels like they've.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Seen a little nessy Anna Kendrick said that she saw
the Lonest Monster.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I believe her Hillard would be.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
So much funnier.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Though, just earlier this month she said she did. For real.
Where where the students in Scotland? I think it's Scotland
in Scotland. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
She reportedly was in the Scottish Highlands and said she
was there to like enjoy a trip to a castle
or something. And she actually said that she saw the
Lochness Monster.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's so cool.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Was she on anything.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Or sitting on the banks of where the logs monster swims?
Just doing that over and over.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm hearing squatch calls all in fact me very primate,
like very private.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Text.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Do you think Bigfoot is real? And do you think
this guy found him with hot pockets?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's another jewbile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
my name is Trevor.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
I'm calling for alterations and I was looking for Maggie
who has a bridesmaid's dress in here being altered for
a wedding.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Hi.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
I mean I'm trying to pick up my dress.

Speaker 11 (07:47):
Is it ready?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Okay? Well, so something has kind of happened and the dress.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
Is like something has happened.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
What do you mean something has happened?

Speaker 10 (07:58):
What's wrong with my dress?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, we can maybe get it patched up real quick today.
But the smell, what do.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
You mean it up?

Speaker 10 (08:05):
It's pretty talking about that there's a patch in a smell?
What happened to my dress?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (08:11):
So in full transparency, So like, there was a costume contest,
cutest pet costume, and so like I used your dress
and put it on a little hoofyvert. And the good
news is that we won, because like, nobody's ever seen
a mini horse in a brice maid dress before.

Speaker 10 (08:31):
What are you talking about? You put my dress on
a mini horse for a costume contest? What is going on?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
The good news is that we want But then also.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
I don't care. I don't care you need to fix
my dress. I want my money back, and this is absurd.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
We did win the contest, though, and one seven hundred dollars,
and I'm willing to give.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
You care two hundred of it.

Speaker 10 (08:51):
You ruined my bride may dress, which was I spent
over two thousand dollars on it because again I'm the
native honor. It's my best friend Weddy, and you're telling
me that you put on a course to win a
com What was your name again, Tyler Trevor, Trevor Trevor.
I would like to speak to a manager please right now?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Are you sure? Because like right now? Okay, well, I'll
put you on real quick and then I'll send you
to a manager.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
Okay, do not put me on hold. Do not put
me on hold.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'll give you to the manager one second. It's a
great name alterations is Peedecon's not going to help.

Speaker 10 (09:31):
I don't know who what you're doing. But Tyler Trevor Trevor.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, that's my nephew Trevor that you were just talking to.
Is there a.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
Problem, I don't care. Who would it was? You took
my bride stress and you ruined it. You put on
like a horse or something and it's gone. It needs
to be patched up as smells. So I want to
let you know that that's really.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Just one second.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
There are you saying that Trevor took your bridesmaid stress
and put it on his mini horse, little hoofy Vert. Yes, yes, okay,
this is the first time learning about this.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
Okay, well, well I need my money back, and I
don't just want two hundred dollars from him winning a competition.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I want my Yeah, that's I mean, that is ridiculous.
We don't.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I mean that, you know, definitely frown on that kind
of behavior and using any of our customers items for
anything other than altering and cleaning.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And what was your name name? I'm so sorry I did.
I didn't catch your name. Maggie.

Speaker 10 (10:35):
My name is Maggie, and my best friend is getting
married in two days. I'm the native honor and he
told me that my dress is rut and I need
it back.

Speaker 13 (10:43):
Back.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I got you.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
This is I'm outrageous and this is not the kind
of customer service we offer here. Give you just two seconds, please,
Maggie Trevor. Oh you tech Maggie's dress and put it
on little hoofy Vert.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
No calls, stum, call to us.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
You will see the picture.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Bring it over. Hold on one second, Megan, I'm starm
go oh, well that is cute. It is really cute. Maggie.
You gotta see the picture though, okay, cut I don't I.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
Don't know what you are doing, but this I don't
have time for this.

Speaker 14 (11:16):
You ruin my dress.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't know what, but this is by you.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Gotta see the dress on the many Horse had no
idea how funny would be.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
I'm calling the co screw you. I don't like you
were being This is not I don't know how you.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Hey, Maggie, this is a prank phone call. I should
tell you that too. What this is actually double from
the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you?

Speaker 11 (11:43):
And are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Your friend Casey sets you up. She said that you're
her maid of honor this weekend. She excited about it
with a phone brink.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
That's so annoying. Why did you she sucked up? Yeah,
I can't believe that I can help her my dress
on a mini.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's. What's trending sea otters are really wilding out.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
They must have just come together and decided, you know what,
We're just gonna attack this certain kind of person from
now on because we're not having it. Especially in California,
the sea otters are onre and I will tell you
why and who to or what.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Honre Oh, I did not say that.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
I hear something out well, Victoria's headed somewhere this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, that's just the way she said it.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Okay, I'll tell you who the sea otters are attacking,
not who Victoria is getting ready to attack.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
Whoa.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
I'm coming up in a second, But first, you guys,
this is a little bit out of control. Game one
of the World Series is on Friday, Drake versus Kendrick Lamar.
But tickets are selling for up to fourteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Whoa is that?

Speaker 15 (12:59):
Like?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
These are on third party sites like stub Hub and
vivid Seats and stuff like that. Dude, who is spending
fourteen thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's crazy on a ticket?

Speaker 7 (13:09):
People are selling it.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
It's the freaking resellers, like they you do this with
concert tickets? Are they're trying to do with every ticket now,
like they resell it. They jack at the prices and
someone's gonna pay it. But like, dude, why that's not
You're not gonna go to the game. Why are you even
buying ticket?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Because they know they're gonna make money out here.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Well yeah, but that's.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's like Super Bowl prices.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
Yeah, mean, but we know what you can do is
you go outside of the stadium the day of the game.
I mean, you guys probably already know this hack, but
I'm gonna tell you anyway. And then you wait a
couple of innings and then the people that are outside
that thought they were going to make some money off
of their tickets, you buy their ticket yees, because price
drops after the game starts a big time.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
I tried to do that on Ticketmaster once, but then they
said that the game the thing had already started, so
like they weren't selling anymore.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
That's when you do it from people, the actual scoupers
that are illegally selling them outside.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I tried to do that to get into a Super
Bowl once. I waited till almost halftime, but the tickets
just fill like five grand.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Really, wait, we're gonna do it? Why not just sell
it for like one hundred bucks? Like, no one's gonna buy.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
That, I know, I wonder if they do. Either way,
that's what the price is. If you're trying to go
see Kendrick and Drake on Friday. This is really interesting.
The Guinness Book of World records just set the record
for the biggest video game play. So the game Ninja
Gaiden Guidance. I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right.

(14:26):
It's Xbox had four flying helicopters. No, yes, flying helicopters
were flying over Miami with a massive video game screen.
One helicopter carried a twenty six foot screen that measured
over two hundred and fifteen square feet. Whoa while the
other helicopter carried the guy from Team Ninja community and

(14:46):
then sway Lee rapper. Sway Lee was there for whatever
reason because he was playing the game. And so then
it was streamed and it was this big massive gameplay.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
But then who had the uh? Projector the helicopters?

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Oh, so one had the screen, one had the projector.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
No, they had to hold it like the helicopters had
to hold each end of it.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I think it was a projector screen. I think it
was like an actual TV type screen. Oh what, that's what.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
It sounds like.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
They use advanced sports broadcasting technology.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
We're using our advanced sports broadcasting technology for a guy
to go up in the sky and play a video game.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, well they grow life creat Hey, that's Xbox marketing.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
They went for the world record and they got it.
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (15:27):
And lastly, if you do head out to California and
you plan to get on a surfboard, you got to
watch it out for the sea otters. It's actually kind
of funny because they're not really hurting anybody, but they're
nipping at your feet and they're crawling on the surfboards
and I find it hilarious because they're so cute.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
They just want to ride the wat about it.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah, they're like, get the otters out of here, but
they're just so cute. But otter Gate has officially taken
over a surfer land, so.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
They're trying to ride the waves. Man, just like you
a be nice.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
That is what's trending.

Speaker 16 (15:58):
First Day to follow Well powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at adjus dot com.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Anton is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Jade.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Anton, how long
has it been since you heard from Jade?

Speaker 11 (16:20):
About one week?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
About a week okay, well tell us about it. What
was was the day with Jade?

Speaker 11 (16:25):
Like, yeah, it was uh, it was cool. It was cool.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
You know.

Speaker 11 (16:29):
We met up this this really you know, low key spot.
I got like you know, like light foods and some
cocktails and they had cool tables. You know, we were
gonna play some cool we we're just biden.

Speaker 17 (16:44):
You know.

Speaker 11 (16:45):
The lighting was damn, music's good. She's gorgeous. She's absolutely gorgeous,
and like you know, she's she's got her pool queue
there and and like she's like leaning again stay, I
swear like it looked like like a magazine cover.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
She's that gorgeous.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
You know, we're playing cool, right, And it was one
of these tricky these shots. You can't like get it
the right way. So I was like I was gonna
do it like a behind the back kind of shot.
You know. I must have hit the wrong angle, you know,
because the ball just went it went flying, and so
it went into this this booth. There's this other couple

(17:24):
in this booth, and it knocked over this girl's drink. Yeah,
so you know, I felt horrible. So you know, I
so I go over there and you know, I apologize
and and and she was, you know, she was a
little upset and and you know, understandably so, so you know,
I bought her another drink and I bought you know,

(17:47):
the whole table around a shot. And I apologize and
and you know, Jade is still over there by by
the pool table, and she's, you know, she's looking horrified.
But you know, I, once I settle everything down, I
go back over to her and she's she's joking around
about it. You know, she called she called me, uh,
mister trick shot after that, which is you know, I mean,

(18:10):
what can you do about those kinds of you have
to laugh?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, you know, Yeah, the.

Speaker 11 (18:15):
Whole thing was that we we had we had chemistry,
you know, we we were we we had food and
you know, neither of us are really great. That pooled
me especially, you know, uh and then yeah, you after
the last game, we just we hugged, she said. I remember,
she said that I was unexpectedly charming. Unexpectedly charming, you know,

(18:40):
but that charming part is.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
In there, the things that we hold onto, you know,
in those moments that just make you.

Speaker 11 (18:46):
Feel, you know, I'm looking for for something and she is,
you know obviously too. So uh. Today in the past
couple of days and I'm getting nothing texting back, you know.
And I've been and here's the thing I've been. I've
been like replaying it in my mind. I'm like, did
I did I mess Did I mess up?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Like?

Speaker 11 (19:06):
Did I did I say something rude or or or
you know, did I did I look like a like
a like a jerk or something, you know, like? And
I look, I realized I've got like a like a
goofy energy about.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Me, you know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (19:18):
And and I understand that that's who I who I am.
And but I mean she seemed like into that, you
know what, kind of like I said, we were, we
were we were vibing and we were laughing, and she's
got this great like like like gut laugh that you know,
comes from like deep insight, and it's I don't know,
I don't, I don't, I don't know what happened. So uh,

(19:40):
I'm trying to figure out what what did I do?
You know? Uh, that's where we're at right now.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Well, you definitely sound like you're really into her. So
was there did she act weird at any point, like
after you were confronting some lady or.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Like yeah, no, I mean, I wasn't like, you know,
like like pulling a crack out or you know what
you know what I mean, or like are picking my mellor,
and you know it was it was like a really
really solid first date. It was probably the first really great,
solid date I've had in a long time. And that's
why I'm you know, I'm trying to figure out, Wait,
what what the heck happened?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
All right, well, we'll see if we can help you out.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe gets you another date.

Speaker 11 (20:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that they'd be uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up,
and if you're just joining us, Anton is on the
phone and Anton is getting ghosted by a woman named Jaden.
We're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But before we do that, Anton, why don't
you break down your date again for us real quick?

Speaker 11 (20:48):
Yeah. We we went out, we played cool, we were
really vibing, and I thought everything was going great. I mean,
one bad shot really, but it was It's felt great.
We you know, we hogged afterwards. We said that, you know,
we'll talk and then I've you know, tried to reach
out a couple of times now and I'm I'm getting nothing,

(21:11):
so uh, John to figure out what's going on?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
All right? Well, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (21:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay? Hello, Hi, I mean asking to Jade please.

Speaker 14 (21:30):
Hey, this is Jane.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Hey Jade, how are you. This is a radio show
and it's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Jade, I'm Nina,
Hi Vitoria.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
My name is Jubell. How are you.

Speaker 14 (21:40):
Hey, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 14 (21:45):
I may have. I may have.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
If you haven't, I'll just let you know why we're calling.
We do a segment on the show and it's called
the first Date follow Up. So that's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and they end
up ghosting you, that person can email us to call
you and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you from somebody? Oh my god, Okay,
do you know who might email us about you?

Speaker 14 (22:08):
I kind of have an idea. This was kind of awkward.

Speaker 12 (22:13):
I did go on a date recently, so yeah, I
didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
His name is Anton, Yeah, and Anton is the person
who emailed us.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
He said he really liked you. We talked to him a.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Little bit about your date, and he was wondering if
you wouldn't mind telling us why you're ghosting him.

Speaker 14 (22:32):
Hmm. I really didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
I really didn't, So that's why you ghosted him.

Speaker 12 (22:38):
There was one big thing that happened at night, I'll
be honest with you. But the biggest thing of it
all was that he apologized too much.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
He apologized too much.

Speaker 12 (22:50):
Well to me, you always hear about females saying oh sorry,
I'm sorry about everything.

Speaker 14 (22:57):
Yeah, don't be sorry, like stay hard for the sake
of thing, sorry kind of thing.

Speaker 12 (23:01):
He did that from the beginning and up until this
big event that happened.

Speaker 14 (23:05):
Like even when we were ordering drinks.

Speaker 12 (23:07):
For the bar, war tender comes over, Oh sorry, going
me to interest you, Like he's comptly saying.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Sorry, Okay, that bothered you. You want to date somebody
that's going to take a little bit of charge of
a situation.

Speaker 12 (23:18):
I kind of get that, Yes, exactly, like didn't have
like masculine trait that I was kind of thinking as
well in terms of that just even doing well like
in pool, like apologizing oh sorry, like sorry I made
that shot.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh okay, So he's just apologizing a ton. What did
you say when he kept saying sorry? Were you just
like okay?

Speaker 14 (23:40):
Yeah, I'm like it's that very it's okay.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
And by the end ofnet, I'm like, you can stop
saying I'm sorry, don't worry, it's fine, and like I'm
trying to like shoot him.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I was just trying to make him feel better.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Was this so he wasn't like just a person who
says like, hey, sorry about that, really upset about it.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
Well, so the place that we went we played cool,
and the big incident I was kind of mentioning was
he was making a shot and it ended up hitting
another table of people that were enjoying their drinks and
chilling and yeah, so he had that just turned into
like a bigger deal than it had to be. He
ended up even like feeling like he had to buy
them the whole round of shots.

Speaker 14 (24:16):
Replacing the drink, like it's just over the top.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
Well, he kind of mentioned that I thought that was
kind of a nice way to recover after you disrupt
somebody's thing.

Speaker 12 (24:25):
I don't know if I'm being a little cheap here,
but I'm like, you don't need to buy them all
this stuff.

Speaker 14 (24:29):
It was an accident. That's why it's called him accident.

Speaker 11 (24:32):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (24:33):
Yeah, I just felt like he was going to be
one like a pusher or kind of vibe.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Okay, that's fair. You know, when you're going to bulldoze somebody,
that's just not a good time. Well, thank you for
telling us, Jade.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I appreciate it, and I'll let you know that Anton
is on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 18 (24:49):
Oh wow, okay, Anton, Yeah, wait what he so, I'm polite.
That's a bad thing, But I'm sorry that I don't
understand that. If you know, I'm being polite and being
nice to people, and you know, sometimes things happen and
what are you going to do?

Speaker 11 (25:08):
You know, I'm sorry, but that's the way things are.

Speaker 12 (25:10):
Antony, you literally just said sorry again. By the way,
if I'm listening, it's not bad.

Speaker 14 (25:16):
It's just that it's it's a little bit too much.

Speaker 12 (25:18):
And I honestly thought.

Speaker 14 (25:20):
You had a tick at first.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, what I.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
Like it's like a compulsive thing that he had to
like stay and do and so it's not bad.

Speaker 14 (25:29):
It's just I can't do that, can't.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
Be what you what do you even? What do you
even mean? I was being polite, okay.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
But what about when the drink got filled over you
look like you were kind of going to get upset
about it, like you were not only embarrassed, but you're
like you're gonna cry.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
No, that that's what I was not about to cry.
That's that's what she She had an issue, and I
was letting her vent her frustration to get it out
so she could feel you know, heard about that because
you know the drink is I caused that. You know,
I spilled her drink And that's not bad. What am
I supposed to do? You know, just just being and
just oh yeah, so well, you know whatever, I'm playing pool,

(26:10):
you stay over there. You know, that's not what I'm about.
I'm gonna be polite. That's what That's the way I
was taught Anton.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
There's a difference between being polite and then being a
little a little bit of like you're over there feeling
like I felt like you like worked for the table
at one point, like you're here to wipe up everything.
You didn't ruin anyone's outfit, like you got to think
about the big picture. You're very very dramatic. It's not
even that you're too nice, it's just you're not confident.

Speaker 11 (26:40):
I don't even I don't even know. I don't even
know what. How could you even say that? I I
would argue, I'm I'm very confident. Okay, this is what
we're talking about, is you know, at the first date
and sometimes and that, and you know what that can be,
that can be taught. So I don't know anybody who's
you know, running on all full cylinders on a you know,

(27:00):
I'm sorry, I'm not confident enough for you. You know,
I was just being polite in front of everybody.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
I mean even I'm not sure if you heard me
when I was speaking.

Speaker 14 (27:10):
With the hosts.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
But even when we order drinks, you're apologizing, oh sorry,
like you're you're a paying customer.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
You won't apologize for everything.

Speaker 11 (27:19):
You could be a paying customer and still have kindness
in your heart.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
You know, Jade, would you like to work with Anton
again on a second day?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
I mean, no, what do you think no, you know good,
that's that's absolutely you know, you know what this is.
This is this is uh you know, like like a
like danger avoided. Okay, and you know what, Jay, I
think you're gonne. You're gonna be fine. I know you're
gonna be absolutely fine. I'm sure you know you'll find

(27:51):
a new date with you know, a little pug nose
and a curly tail, and he probably goes point oin.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
You know that I didn't know where go on there?

Speaker 11 (28:01):
How's this for being nice? Okay? For you, Jade Gears,
I got one word for you, boo. You can take
you can take that to the bank. And you know,
oh oh, I'm so sorry that I wasn't even mean
enough for it. Weren't ridiculous? You don't even know well yeah, Jubile's.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
First day follow up.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Don't call me stupid?

Speaker 11 (28:30):
All right?

Speaker 9 (28:31):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
You versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for twice tickets, so call us
up if you want to play eight eight eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. You can also d
m us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jebeilshow dot com if you think you have what it
takes to beat Little Vicky.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Yeah, trying to figure out if my muffins filled me
up or not.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I just ate them. See it's really filing up your muffins.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Well no, I ate I made muffins for breakfast. Oh okay,
and I just ate them. So now I'm trying to
figure out they filled me up.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I was very confused.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Yeah, I meant to say that or not say any
of that at all.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Actually came out of the gate with talking about muffins,
and I was like, yeah, cool, actual muffins, actual muffins.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, what the wepons are you thinking about? Girl? Yeah,
that's the way it sounded.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's why I was like, Okay, now's not the time
replaced mm hmm to be talking about should be appropriate?

Speaker 7 (29:39):
What other muffins?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Arthur texting for one six one feel Victoria in on
what other muffins there are?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Will play you us? Victoria next, it's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 19 (29:49):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I you've been listening to to begin with?

Speaker 14 (29:59):
You're virgin who can't try.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for twice tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Daniel. What's up? Daniel?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I'm good? How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Okay, hey, pretty good? Thanks for asking, Daniel.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
I say this in the most not weird way.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh boy, I mean it's gonna be weird, but go
for it. Do you have a really hot voice?

Speaker 12 (30:33):
You?

Speaker 7 (30:34):
I'm sorry, Daniel. Can you speak real quick?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Say HI or something? Hi?

Speaker 12 (30:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
It is all right. Your job, Daniel, comfortable distracted Victoria.
Victory is yours. I can see it. We're gonna send
Victoria out of the studio so she could take a
cool shower and while she's Daniel.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
The game is played like this.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
If you don't know one. Just use that sexy voice
here is to say.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Pass and you have to Victoria has to beat you
outright to win? Okay, all right, all right, here we go,
Haniel deeper. Yeah I think so. He's like, yeah, all right, Daniel,
your time starts.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Now? What type of tree do acorns grow on?

Speaker 8 (31:20):
When Amazon started out, what did it exclusively sell goblich?
What is the name of the first album released by
the K pop group Bts? Which artist released the album Lemonade?

(31:41):
Which city does Breaking Bad take place in?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Albertquerque, Mexico?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
All right, got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and
putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Daniel.
What movie title best describes your love life?

Speaker 12 (31:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Freaky woman?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It was there with you, Daniel. Okay, that's cool, pretty woman.
That is even cooler that your mom answered that for
you that way? Are you Julia Roberts or do you
have that in your life?

Speaker 12 (32:21):
He hesitan his life.

Speaker 14 (32:23):
It's a wonderful girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Victoria just frowned so bad.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
She's just your mom came in with that blocks You
just got mom blocked hard that's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Actually not all right?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Here we go, Victoria, Well, real quick, what movie title
describes your love life?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
The best? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
I'm trying to get like an animated Disney movie Freaky Friday.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds ans. There's
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passing, Daniel, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
What type of tree do acorns grow on? Uh?

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Acorn trees?

Speaker 8 (33:13):
When Amazon started out, what did it exclusively sell Ooh?

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Oh, I don't know razors?

Speaker 8 (33:20):
What is the name of the first album released by
the K pop group bts uh?

Speaker 6 (33:25):
The first album, Oh Dang, I don't I don't know
butter that's one of the songs.

Speaker 8 (33:31):
Which artists released the album Lemonade? Oh Deviante? What city
does Breaking Bad take place in?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
And know it's on Netflix? Does that count?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Our social media producer.

Speaker 16 (33:47):
Gabby Victoria got one correct and Daniel got two.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Daniel and Mommy Daniel, congratulations, Beta, Hey, that's great, got
twice tickets for just for.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Playing as well. And let's get the answers now with
Nina Oak Trees Grow eight.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
That's what I meant.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
Amazon actually exclusively sold books in the very beginning.

Speaker 20 (34:10):
The name.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
The first album released by BTS was Too Cool for School.
Oh that's fun. Beyonce did release Lemonade. Breaking Bad takes
place in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Oh, I was not going
to guess that.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 19 (34:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh, it's a good one. Put it on your watch list. Oh, okay,
is it like Guys in Prison? No? No, that's prison Break.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
There's a former teacher who turns into like a meth dealer.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
What blue math? Why for funzies or like not fundies? Mom,
that's like not I mean like that. No, yeah, you
like he was sick or something. Was he sick?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, he was sick and then you just want to
make a bunch of money before like he passed away
for his family. So he thought the best way to
do is to get into the drug trade. I mean
he got run in there. Yeah, things get things go
really sideways for him.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
That kind of sounds like kind of interesting.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's a good show. It's dark. Hey, Daniel, thank you
for playing man. Hey, thank you have a good one.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
Sorry, Daniel, Daniel, can you say Victoria?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh my gosh, Nina.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Victoria.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
His mom's getting so mad.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So sorry, Daniel, you have a girlfriend. I just wanted
her to hold that. Today it's time to catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Only on the Jubile Show, Alyssa is on the phone
today for it to Catch a Cheater and she thinks
that her boyfriend named Will of a year might be
messing around, So we'll see if we can help her out.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Alyssa, thanks for coming on the show. What's up? Why
do you think Will is cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (35:39):
I have to say that over this last year, since
meeting Will, he's he's been my angel. I've been through
quite a bit. I had really messed up home life,
and I wasn't able to keep a job because of
substance stuff, and goes in and out of rehab and
it's been really, really rough. I knew that if I

(36:00):
didn't change things, I would most likely be gone. I
mean it sounds dramatic, but I mean it's it's the truth.
But when I met Will, it was really the beginning
of me trying to kind of claw my way out
of there. He's helped me out, he's helped me get
on my feet, and even helped me get the job

(36:22):
that I have right now. He's done so much for
me it hurts so deeply that he might be cheating
on me. He's always been kind of a geek since
I met him, but I mean, he's one of those
people who's he's always got his laptop on him and
he's either posting or he's reposting or commenting or whatever.

(36:43):
I mean, compared to what I used to be addicted to,
it's just nothing. But I mean, he's kind of addicted.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
But he used to be.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Very open about all this stuff that he's doing, and
he always had his laptop open next to when he
was when he was doing stuff. But unless he's gone
into this kind of weird secret mode, like he'll face
his laptop away from me, or he'll just pick it
up and take it in the other room, like he

(37:11):
doesn't want me to see the screen. And he's never
ever been like that, And you know, I'll say something
about it, but he'll just say, oh, you know, you're
just seeing things, isn't out there, or just say I'm
not being secretive. And stuff like that.

Speaker 14 (37:26):
But I mean.

Speaker 9 (37:29):
I thought it maybe he was in my head. But
my friend sent me a screencap of something that really
made me suspicious.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, what was that?

Speaker 9 (37:40):
So she sent me a screen cap of this relationship
blog that she saw, and it was this blog about
somebody talking about a randomly specific fight with his girlfriend
about this actor who wasn't breaking bad and just reading
it it sounded super familiar.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Was like, are the.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
Exact fight that we had had, like down to the
actor and how we ended up like laughing about trying
to say Giancarlo Esposito's name. I mean, it just was like, oh,
that's fun to.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Say, you know.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
But here's the thing in these post this guy he
made himself out to be this noble savior dude that
was teaching the poor girl culture kind of thing. You know,
Like I know, it's most likely Will, and it annoys
a crap out of.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Me, so I don't need to clarify. So we're jumping
to that it's Will because he hides his computer.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Is he Yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Does he frequent these blogs? Is this a blog that
like you guys have talked about. I mean, it is
kind of exact same thing.

Speaker 9 (38:50):
I mean he has a blog, but I didn't know
it was a relationship blog, right, you know, he comments
and stuff. But that wasn't the part that that may
we call you guys. It was the comments underneath the
blog post. Okay. So there was this back and forth
and the comments between the author of the blog and
some fan girl, okay, and the comments were like, I'm

(39:12):
so glad you finally left her. Now I have you
for myself, Ohn, thanks for always being near through all this.
And it's just that was the part. It wasn't the blog.
It wasn't like the copying of our life exactly. It's
just like the comments with this girl.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, you know, well, we'll see if we can help
you out. You already told us a grocery store. He's
a rewards card member at.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
member who gets a free gift from us just for
being a good customer, and the three flowers deliver from
our Florida apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Chances here next right in the middle of to catch
a teeter and if you're just joining us, Alyssa is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
a year named Will might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at and say
that every month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets a free gift from us, and its flowers delivered

(40:14):
from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends
those to his girlfriend Alyssa or to somebody else. But first, Alissa,
why don't you remind us about your situation again?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Real quick?

Speaker 20 (40:22):
So I've met this boyfriend of a year and he's
been really supportive. But I found this blog that went
over exactly the fight we had, and in the comments
there was this girl saying, you know, I'm so glad
you finally left her, and I just I don't know
for sure if Will was the author of the blog,
and I definitely do not know whoever the person was

(40:43):
that was commenting.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
I just need to know if this is all in
my head. I feel like I'm crazy and I don't
want to feel that way anymore. I just have to know.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, and it seems kind of coincidental you would find
something that was basically the same thing as he was
saying the blog and then all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
So all right, are you ready for us to call? Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
our rewards card remember named Will?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Uh? Yeah, this is Will.

Speaker 20 (41:20):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Will.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling with a big congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us.

Speaker 11 (41:26):
Here.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
This month's big winner, big winner of what oh maybe
you didn't know.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Every single month we choose one rewards card member to
say thank you very much for being such a great
customer by giving you a free gift. And this month
it's flowers delivered from our floral apartment, absolutely free to
anybody in the United States at all. You've won thirty
six long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 11 (41:49):
Actually all right, h yeah, yeah, it'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
First thing that I would need from you would just
be the name, first and last of the person, and
then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then well the address and that's it.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Okay, you can send them to.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Annie Annie, okay, And do you want to include a
card to Annie?

Speaker 17 (42:11):
Just just say this say almost gun and I'm all.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yours almost done? And gotcha? Okay? Great?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
And at this point I'll let you know that this
is actually a radio show.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah. Hi, it's called The Jewel Show. I mean hi,
I am Victoria and my name is Jewbell.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see what they send flowers to. And your girlfriend
of year, Alyssa, is on the phone, has been listening.

Speaker 9 (42:41):
Wait wait wait home, yeah, ye wait what's going on?

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Alyssa?

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Who the hell is Annie? Wait?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Wait? What what is what is happening? What do y'all?
What are y'all doing?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
I called them to see if you were cheating on me,
and damn it, you are.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Wait you think I'm cheating?

Speaker 18 (43:02):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
And why would you think?

Speaker 14 (43:04):
Why are you?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Why would you think?

Speaker 12 (43:07):
What?

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay? Well, why are you so secretive about your laptop
and what is this romance plug where where it had
her exact fight down to the actor. I'm breaking bad.
And then you're you're talking to someone in the comments. Wait,
what are you? And and you just send some flowers?

Speaker 11 (43:24):
Does somebody mean Annie?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Wait?

Speaker 21 (43:27):
Listen this Okay, First of all, I don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Annie is somebody that I work with, any of.

Speaker 21 (43:35):
The co workers. She's my friend at works. She's working
on a project and she's been struggling. So what I'm
doing is I'm trying to finish up my project, and
I said, I'm all yours because when I finish mine,
I can help her with hers because she's been really patient.

Speaker 9 (43:51):
Why are you saying she you're all hers? I would
be all hers to know your life?

Speaker 11 (43:57):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
She's been really patient, That's what I'm say.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
There is just so strange fers and coworkers.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
No, no, no, no no no. I already knew he were
cheating on me. I don't even care about that, but
God knows what hellse She been doing the entire blog
series about me and how he's how he saved me.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Wait, so okay, okay, look, yes I have the blog.
I have a blog that I write. But it's not
like that was your thing. No, I write a blog
series about our relationship. Yeah so what I do that? Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So who are you communicating with in the comments?

Speaker 18 (44:35):
This isn't the fans, the people that talk back and
forth with me.

Speaker 21 (44:39):
It's not like that, like I'm doing anything with him.
It's not even that big a deal. I don't understand
why you're so upset about it.

Speaker 9 (44:45):
It is a blonde series of my entire relationship with you,
how you took me from almost das to what I
am today, and oh oh the details that you get.
We're not even share with Jenny, my best friend.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
What okay? But it's like I'm lying, like it's what happened.
It is a recount of our relationships. From my perspective,
I should be able to write that.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
There's in there. It's unreal.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Well, but Alyssa, what about that girl that you saw
him talking to?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
What girl?

Speaker 9 (45:14):
What girl?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Did you see me talking to you?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
No?

Speaker 9 (45:16):
No, no, no, no, you were talking to I don't know.
Maybe that was Annie on the comments that you were saying, Oh,
you know, it's only a little while longer and then
I'll be all yours and all this stuff. It's like,
thank you for being patient with me, and she's flirting
with you and all this stuff that's her, isn't it.
And then you send her roses and say that I'm
almost done and I'm all yours. What I don't even mean?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
The girl is on the blog I don't know work.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
Oh, just stop already, let's stop the cards community.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm all yours with work.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
It's about work.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Anyway. Why are you lying?

Speaker 17 (45:59):
What am I want to about it? I'm telling you
what you mother you want. I'm trying to tell you
what's going on, but you don't want to hear. Like
I write the ball Yes and my co workers struggling
to Fred and Flowers, that's what happened.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
It feel yeah, And this blog of yours, you're this
modern state. How you saved a girl, You got the
flop flugs out of her hand to make you realize
yourself words. Oh my gosh, that's a say. And you
know what, all a bunch of things that you wrote
on the bother that blog, they never happened, and you've

(46:32):
been monetizing it stuff.

Speaker 11 (46:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (46:36):
People want to give me tips for the blog that
I write, so I take them that's that's not a
big deal.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
I didn't give you permission to write any of this
or to post those personal photos. You got none of
my permission for this.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I blurred your faith.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
You did not. Oh and well, by the way, did
you know that your your work, your company has a website,
has a list of every single person who works there,
and there is not a single Annie. Oh imagine that. Yeah,
you're caught, You're caught lying.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
He just hung up, Melissa. I am so sorry. I
think you got your answer. That sucks.

Speaker 9 (47:19):
Yeah, he couldn't even come clean. He could not even
be honest.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
That's not a strong warrior type of a man.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
Yeah, thank you portray yourself to be if you can't
even tell somebody had the truth.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Good news is you won't be on a blog anymore
that you don't want to be. And if you are,
you can go ahead and see that.

Speaker 14 (47:35):
But yeah, I will.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
Can I get this segment from you guys so I
can use it in evidence?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (47:44):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
He has a tent in his pants. He's standing in
a river with his dog and a full blown tent
in his pant. It's not even a joke. Like it.

Speaker 8 (47:58):
Yeah, I'm showing the Pact profile profile picture.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Okay, come on, you see any out a pression in
the river.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Maybe if you missed that story last week on the
check in, you really missed out. What will we hear
this week when we check in with the Jebel Show.
You'll find out right after this it's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
This is.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Your heart is true, You're pell and right.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Everyone a little.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewbel Show is no different way.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's The Jewel Show with your drunknd Nina Hi.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
And who could forget the quirky.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Neighbor kid who peers through our window from time to
time to ask you for Ferret Harry Snotter can start
a wizard themed book club for rodents in our living
room on Tuesday nights. Our social media producer Gabby Hello.
And then there's me, I'm Jewbil and this is the
Jubil Show. And this is the time of week where
we check in and see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
So Nina, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 8 (49:18):
So I couldn't sleep last night, but I had this
genius thought that started to spiral, and it is that
I want to start a soup club.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yes, soup club.

Speaker 12 (49:29):
It is fall.

Speaker 8 (49:30):
And while I know not everybody in this room agrees,
in my world, fall is the best season of the
year and soup season is a holiday and that is
when you are having soup every day because there's always
something good and it just feels like a hug.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I'm with you, I'm with you now.

Speaker 8 (49:47):
So I'm like, you know, what, what if we like
just had the soup club where we just shared recipes
and like made them, so like I would post about
making and spaghetti soup. Yeah, I don't know somebody that's
part of the soup club because we're just swapping recipes
and maybe Drew's got a good Italian meatball soup and
I'm like, clearly I'm on an Italian soup kick right now.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Due does have that good?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Okay, how can people sign up for your soup club?

Speaker 8 (50:16):
I want to figure out how started and it hasn't
figured out the actual execution and logistics.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
But my guess is it's just going to be on
social media. Stood on TikTok.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Yeah, Like people have full on pages of just like
making food and they're fun to follow.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
So honestly, you should just make a TikTok mean a
soup club. Yeah, that would be fun.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
And I want to make all of your recipes now,
I'm serious. If you've got a good super recipe, hit
me up at mean on the air and I will
start cooking tonight.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
I mean, you guys start with your own super recipes.
I have a lot. I told you I'm into soup.
It's a soup queen study. What oh, anyway, I'm done now,
soup club.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Let's go Victoria. What's up with you this week?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
I fear I've hit an all time look all time,
but I'm pretty low with my management skills this past weekend.
And I realized it when I was making my server
at a restaurant. I was at like really nervous, Like
he gave our check and was like, you got to
go to the airport.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
And I was like, why man boarding? Does it start
for other forty minutes?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
And he's like, it starts. Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (51:15):
And I was a little hungover and I needed food.
I wasn't gonna be able to go to the airport
without food.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
So I got to the.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Airport guys ten minutes before last callboarding.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
Oh nice, and he made it and I made it.
I have a question. Yes, I was raising my hand.
The guy was hot. Yes, Why did the server know
about your schedule because he was trying to get.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
To take shots?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
And I said yes, And my friend said no, she
has to go to the airport in like forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Got it. And I was like boo, Like, okay, a
sinist her, she's lame.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Yeah. I was like, she's just even more unger than
I am. Like that's how you get over the stuff?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Come on, ringing the shots over And he told me no,
congratulations for making it out.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
I was very proud of myself.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Gabby. What's up with you this week? You guys? I
cracked the code? H oh are you? Are you guys
taking magnesium? Yes? Yeah, no, it is a magical, magical
what do you call vitamin? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (52:07):
Back, thank you. It's a magical vitamin. And if you're
not taking magnesium you need to be taking it. Why
I started taking it to I have insomnia now because
of the pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Super fun.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
How far along are you now, like six and a
half months?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Nice? Yeah, super fun.

Speaker 16 (52:21):
But anyways, the magnesium really helps with the not only
the insomnia, but I.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Feel so like so much less stress.

Speaker 16 (52:30):
Nice, Like the impact it has on like your stress
responds like a very noticeable difference.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Maybe Jubilee and I have been taking it for too long,
because I don't know if it does that for ends.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
Magnesium. You gotta figure out which.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Kinds it's bomb. Okay, check it out. What's going on
with you?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Well, I had an awkward experience when I was hiking.
I'll tell you about that in a second. Also, I
want to say thank you. Everybody's still checking out my
new song Messenger, which is out now. You can get
it wherever you get your music. People are digging it.
It's dope. Thank you very much for sharing the sound
and stuff like that on TikTok. But I went to
a Joshua Tree in the desert to kind of get away.
That's what I do from time to time, you know,

(53:13):
And I go hike out by myself and I just
chill alone. Yeah yeah, And last time I went out
and Joshua Tree by myself, I ended up losing both
of my shoes because I decided to climb up a
boulder that was I have never bouldered before, which is
climbing over boulders, and I was like, I bet you
I can climb at the top of that thing.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
But I ended up because I was about to fall.
I had to kick off my shoes and they went
in the crack.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
So I had to walk like three miles back in
the dirt and the desert.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
No shoes on. But this time I was out.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
And I was very far away from people, so I
was like, there's nobody around, man, nobody's out there, you know.
And I found a stick and it looked like a
Harry Potter wand which was really cool, and so I
was just having a Harry Potter moment in the middle
of the desert.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, And I was swinging around. I was like, I'm
stupid hairy water. Well we almost you stupid hey Voldemort,
suck it.

Speaker 12 (54:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
And I was just walking for I thought you walking
around the rocks being very loud about buzzing, and nobody's around.
And then I came around the rock and there was
a family sitting there eating trail mix, and I was.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Like, hey, I'm Mary potter Man. You guys doing sneak
past here.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Parents don't talk to Sam, and we're never coming to
Joshua Tree again.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
Time for was trending well after over one hundred years,
the Zipper is trending again.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
And the reason for that.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Is, we did it not trend for a minute.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
Well, I mean, it's just always existed, but it wasn't
necessarily like a trending conversation. But it is back in
the conversation. And the reason is because it's getting an upgrade.
And I'm going to tell you what that upgrade is
going to look like and what the Zipper will look
like for the.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Next hundred years.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
This is interesting.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
I know.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I'm gonna tell you what that is in just a second.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
But first, if you're feeling like this Halloween is not
really your jam, I don't feel like going to a party,
I don't feel like getting dressed up.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Then get into it. No, it's happening.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
You don't have to get into it.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
You can stay home in the comfort of your bed,
and you can still make everybody think that you partied
and you did something cool, or you went trick or
treating with some kiddos.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
What there's a new app for that.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
The funny part is is it's called Endless Summer and
the app was originally created not that long ago, about
a month ago, to allow people to have fake vacation pictures.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
I'm sorry, wait, time out pause, you said fake vacation pictures. Yeah,
it is not that serious people. Social media is not
that important. You do not need to be posting fake
vacation pictures.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
And that is coming from Victoria, So you know that's real.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
That is that's so fay.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
I hate that. I agree with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
The app came out this month and the person that
created it is a product designer over at Meta, so
he was like, Okay, this is a great opportunity. People
like to just like catfish the world and make people
think they're doing cool things.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well, let's do that specifically for Halloween.

Speaker 8 (56:02):
So now you can pick your costume, you can pick
the location that you're at, you can pick everything, so
you have a postable Halloween while you probably just laid
in bed eating ice cream watching Golden Girls.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
But okay, Golden Girls is amazing, but that's so fake.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Like why, I don't know why you would ever want
to fake a vacation people, I mean, I get it
because that's what people do on social media, but I'd
rather have a real one.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Yeah yeah, but also, like why there's so many fake
things in the world, why add to it?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Like God can make you feel good about having a
fake vacation, Like I'm a part of you that, Like,
now you start to think that you actually had the
vacation and it feels like you actually went on vacation.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Oh that's kind of well.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
I do know somebody that has has done this, and
but her reason for doing it, though, was super petty.
She was trying to get back in an X who
had cheated on her, and so she wanted to be like,
look at me, I'm in Dubai. Look at me, I'm
on a private jet. You guys know you guys know
this friend also oh really yeah yeah yeah, you went
with us to Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, okay, I love her.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
She's hilarious, and that makes a little more sense for
them to take.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
So, yeah, if you want to be like, look at me,
I've moved on. I'm in Dubai now, yeah, what I'd
rather be.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
In Dubai moved on pretending I'm We all don't have
that many vacation days, I get that beautiful.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Why is that adds to the like less social interaction.
I feel like that we're having as a society like
as we continue to with all the technology.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
Yeah, I like the technology, but still, but I also
just feel like your goal should be to actually get
out there and do stuff, even if it's not traveling,
because I know it's expensive, but maybe even just going
for a walk and looking out a real tree.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
It's probably prettier than an AI one. Walks are very nice.
I used to go on them a lot.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Outside because of our allergies.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
How she walks on treadmills and looks at ai trees,
I stare at the guy on the wall.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
That's when I stare at her.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
To each their own, an actual person, that's prepy, Victoria,
don't be that person at the gym staring at the
guy over by the wall.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
Hey, he gives me a little wink.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Sometimes after a few forty minutes on the treadmill, I start.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
Seeing a wink and I'm like, oh, because you're on
that hill and you got those cakes. Lastly, lastly, I
was telling you that the zipper is now turning for
the first time in over one hundred years. And it's
thanks to a Japanese company called KK. They make roughly
half of the world zippers.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Right now, it's always said, why KK and your zipper?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I never really noticed that, but I think says, yeah,
now that you say that, you're right, it does it?
Does it?

Speaker 11 (58:32):
Say?

Speaker 7 (58:32):
It is why cake either? Yeah, that's y ky.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
So they have created something that they're now calling the
airy string zipper. So at first glance it looks ordinary,
but then you realize that there's no tape in the middle.
So now it's just going to be the two sides
that go together, and when you zip it up, it
will melt into your clothing, So the zipper won't necessarily
be a part of the look unless that's intentional. D Like,

(58:58):
if you're zipping up your jacket to see it, you're
not going to be able to see it.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Don't they make jackets where they just have like a
lining that goes over the zippers so you can't see it.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah, yeah they do.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
But you won't need lining now because now with the
airy string zipper, it's the new evolution of the zipper.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
It feels very evolutionary.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
It seels like siety two point zero. So for me,
I like jackets with zippers all over them. Why wait
what Yeah, this looks cool.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Zippers everywhere like jeans, I have the nippers that go
up and down like Puck Pucket.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Go use that AI and put zippers all over your jacket.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
Maybe I like pockets more than I like zippers, but
either way, so that is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret?

Speaker 18 (59:43):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yes, I do, sweet, what is it?

Speaker 13 (59:46):
Okay, So well, I guess it's been a year ago
because it was last year at the Halloween party for
my company.

Speaker 15 (59:52):
But basically, okay, we have this big party every year,
and I dressed as Poison Ivy, which looking back, I
probably shouldn't have dressed that like that for the workplace, but.

Speaker 12 (01:00:06):
Anyways, so it does with Poison Ivy.

Speaker 13 (01:00:08):
And then there was somebody who was dressed as the
ghost face from the screen movie okay, you know, okay.

Speaker 15 (01:00:16):
And then I was like, okay, it was with somebody
that was new, so I didn't really know who it was.

Speaker 14 (01:00:23):
And we hit it off, you know, we were in
full costume.

Speaker 13 (01:00:26):
And then obviously we like slept away together and then
you know, we had a night together nobody saw.

Speaker 14 (01:00:31):
It wasn't a thing. It wasn't like no one noticed all.
We were super sneaky about it and it was super fun. Okay.
So then it's Monday mornings that we can have for
the party. I'm still not feeling good. I'm still feeling hungover, and.

Speaker 13 (01:00:46):
We're in the office and they are introducing all of
the new people, including.

Speaker 14 (01:00:52):
The person that I slept with.

Speaker 13 (01:00:56):
And when they introduced him, they said, this is the
boss's son.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Oh okay, that your boss say, stuck with your boss's son.

Speaker 14 (01:01:08):
I fund with my boss's son.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Nobody knows.

Speaker 14 (01:01:10):
We don't talk about it. We don't speak to each
other at all. It's yeah, it's been a secret, a painful, funny,
awkward secret for a year now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Hot. Oh wow, well, thank you for telling us your
very little secret.

Speaker 14 (01:01:24):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Well, hey, what's ups? JU will show a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
You have one?

Speaker 19 (01:01:31):
I sure do, Okay. Basically, my boyfriend is obsessed with Halloween.
I mean, he goes all out. He decorates the front porch,
the yard, everything, and it is just, you know, it's cute.

Speaker 17 (01:01:44):
And I don't.

Speaker 19 (01:01:45):
I don't love it, but he thinks that I love it.
That's pretty much My secret is that I actually hate it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:53):
I hate Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
That's true sacrifice. Yeah, so you play along.

Speaker 19 (01:02:00):
I play along because I'm nice and I don't want
to rock the boat, you know. But it's messy, it's unnecessary.
I hate all the clutter and candy is really bad
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Do you just hate holidays or Halloween?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
That's fun?

Speaker 19 (01:02:15):
Halloween holidays are fine. Okayoween you don't even get off work.
It's not even a federal holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Does he take off? Does he like Halloween so much
he takes off of work for a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:02:27):
Yeah, he requests off for the whole week. We do
a whole party. I mean it's a lot of you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Oh like he's really into Halloween. Oh I want to
come to that part.

Speaker 20 (01:02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:02:36):
I mean it's fun, but just like the setup and
the breakdown and the cleanup, it's just not worth.

Speaker 9 (01:02:41):
It to me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
That's nice of you. Thank you for telling you heard
a little secret?

Speaker 19 (01:02:47):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
What's your dirty little secret.

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Host

Jubal Fresh

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}The Full Jubal Show from October 22nd, 2025