October 23, 2025 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This just in It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Doctors say that two to three kiwi's a day can
effectively treat constipation. Wait, in a related story, doctors are idiots.
I put three up there yesterday and nothing has happened.
Oh no, no, See how easy it is to create
fake news?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't really why.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Every single week we bring you the cleverly named segment
real news or Fake News, where I read a news
story that's gone viral this week and you have to
tell me if it's a fake one or a real
news story. It is a lot harder than you think,
and it's always fun, and we'll do real news or
fake news right after this breaking news right here on
The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You heard it here first.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
US circumcision rates continue to drop, more proof that Americans
don't like tipping.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's the Jewble Show and it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
For real news or fake news, the segment where we
bring you a news story from the week that's gone
viral and you have to tell me if it's a
real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That people actually leaved.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do it right now and test your skills at spotting
fake news. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. AI detective's arrest team for chip bag weapon
in beta trial testing. Its AI detective arrest team for
chip bag weapon in beta trial testing. I don't know
if that is. Here's the details of the story. This
(01:22):
is out of London. In what's being called a wake
up call for humanity, a new AI powered detective system
in the UK has made international headlines after its first prosecution.
A seventeen year old was arrested under suspicion of carrying
a weapon and when the weapon was recovered it would
turned out to be sorry when the weapon turned out
(01:42):
to be a crumpled.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Bag of cool Ranch burrito's. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town
outside of Manchester in the UK's newly where the UK's
newly launched Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service or ASSADS is
undergoing beta testing. The teenager, who his name is being
withheld due to law, sat on a bench eating a
(02:08):
bag of Doritos when the Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service
unit flagged the bag as a metal like object with
hostile configuration, and the robot has the ability to apprehend
and take people into custody. It promptly arrested the boy
and transported him to the police station, where he was
then booked and put into a holding cell until human
(02:28):
officers checked data and camera footage and saw that the
boy was arrested for.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Just eating a bag of chips.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street
performer for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother for
indecent exposure.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, it has been decommissioned.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
While they quote work out the kinks quote is this
a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I feel like I have to go with fake.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around
arresting like breastfeeding mom.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just can't. I have to go with You need
to say fake, Victoria. You think it's real, real, fake.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I want to say real.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
But also I think it's fake because you could easily
just throw a glass.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Of water on that guy.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And there he goes malfunctioning.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
This is a real news story to show you how
bad it is getting with AI.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Now are you serious?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So day now you can just get arrested for standing
and eating a back of checks.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Luckily, as we've been decommissioned, until they work out the
kinks whatever they're for.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sorry, yeah, exactly, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Here's another headline for Real News or Fake News? A
segment where I give you a new story that's gone
viral this week, and I have to tell me if
it's a real news story or a fake one that
people actually believed. Here is another headline, Flora man busted
for illegal male enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety
four Toyota Camra.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Wow real just because to Florida. Yeah, if you want
to see you in Florida, you can already kind of
assume that it might be real. But this story is insane.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Here's the details in one of the more absurd episodes
of What Were You Thinking?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And Detectives have arrested thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal
PP enhancements.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Are you related to this? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The Victoria's last name is Ramirez, allegedly performing illegal PP
enhancements in the back of his green nineteen ninety four
Toyota Camri parked outside of a South Miami Strip mall.
Police say sorry, Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book
suite on Instagram. Under the handle at Camri clinic and
(04:30):
then numbers after it. The battery cables became clamps, and
a ring light doubled as a surgical lamp, and the
heating events served as makeshift autoclave trays, said an investigator
in the case. This person, Ramirez, allegedly charged clients between
two hundred and eight hundred dollars depending on add ons
(04:50):
I mean what.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He admitted to learning the.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Procedures from YouTube tutorials and parking his camera outside of
strip malls for last minute consultations. Florida Health Department spokesperson
said that we've seen unlicensed services before, but this one
is uniquely ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And the crazy part of the story is all of.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The procedures that he did in his Toyota Camry eighteen
total were successes, and the people said they would go
back to him in a heartbeat because he did such
a good job.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
No, you can learn a lot on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He really can.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, So is this a real news story or a
fake news story? Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement
clinic inside of his Toyota Camra.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm really leaning towards fake because if something happens can't
you bleed out from that part of the body and
like be done?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Skis Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The camera would all leeve all messed up. I know
that just doesn't feel right. Why would you allow somebody
to know?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's shocking that eighteen people, it says, eighteen people trusted
this guy. This says a doctor in his nineteen ninety
four Toyota camra to do a procedure on them.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
I think that Victoria, it's real or fair? I think
it's real. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's a Florida man in the back of his cameray, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Real, and our healthcare system in this country is so bad.
I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a nineteen ninety
four Tota camera. You're pretty sure you're not a doctor,
But can you give me in this week at least
I'm bringing to wait like a month.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Yet you do have that, bro, this is a real
news story. Yeah, the man busted for a legal male
largement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I have to see one. I need to know what
that looks like. Being is busted.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
While he's like mid procedure.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Just let me finish this up and the person who's
doing it on is like, please let him finish. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news. The segment
where I bring you read a news headline from the
week that has gone viral. You have to tell me
if it's a real one or a fake one that
people actually believed. He Your next headline is a French
police make arrest in Louver museum heist, but can't understand confessions. Oh,
(06:49):
French police make arrests in Louver museum height but a
museum heist but can't understand the confessions. Here is the
news story after an estimated one hundred million dollars worth
of jewels were stolen at the Louver in Paris.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
The museum director was someone to a pair before French.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Lawmakers amid the going investigation and manhunt, and they actually
have arrested three people that they believe are the culprits
who stole the jewels from the Louver. Unfortunately, the story
says they arrested three mimes who still had the jewels
on them and when questioned, the mimes won't give any
details because well, they're mimes.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Is that a real new story or a fake new story?
Speaker 10 (07:30):
Fake.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I thought I just read that they melted it down already.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
One hundred percent fake.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But the sad part is there are some people that
actually believed it because it went viral and so they
were sharing the mimes got busted for the museum Ice.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I believe that people believe that. Yeah, I believe it's
another jewbile phone frame morning on the twenties.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Hello, Hello, yeah, hello, hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Over all the brief blowing I'm doing over here?
Speaker 13 (08:14):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Hellou morning, six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hello, what is it? Who is this? Yeah? This is Eddie, six.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Huh, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
And why are you calling me at six in the morning?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Is this Abby? Yes, my name is Eddie and I
live down the street from you. I got your number
from your next door neighbor, Carlos, because I had to
have a word.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You had to have a word at six in the morning.
This is not neighborly.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, I just because I needed to call and talk
to you about something and tell you to knock it off.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I think you need to knock it off. You're abby
the morning, Abby. I want you to can you can you?
Can you hear this? Can you can you hear this? Abby?
Speaker 10 (09:08):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm whispering, So get close to the phone because I'm whispering, hebby,
can you.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
How do they feel?
Speaker 13 (09:20):
You like?
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Every What is that a chainsaw?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You threatening me?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's a leaf blower?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Because every single Saturday for the last month or so,
you've been weed blowing and leaf blowing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Knock it off? Are you kidding me? Knock it off?
Speaker 12 (09:44):
No, dude, you're calling me at six in the morning
to yell at me for doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Sorry, getting here over.
Speaker 14 (09:52):
My leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm just blowing some leaves over here, No big deal.
Do you hear that?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I hear it?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (10:01):
How does it feel putting a flower against the phone?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah? How does it feel?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Nothing like your experienced you're putting it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It feels like every Saturday morning when I'm not.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Believe this is real.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm trying to train my robins.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
Of your mind.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm trying to train my robins like I've been doing
every Saturday morning for years now, and you're messing it up.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Whispers, Oh, training robins? What are you talking about? I'm old? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, and so my the only thing that I get
to do now is on Saturday mornings, I sit outside
and I train my robins with my little robin whistle,
and your is messing it up and steered the robins off.
Last Saturday, I didn't even get to do anything.
Speaker 12 (10:53):
I do yard work with my husband.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, how's that feeling?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
What house do you even live in?
Speaker 15 (11:10):
Actually, you tell me what house you.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
Live in, and I'm gonna send my husband over there
to kick.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Your If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna go
to the craft store, get a bunch of glitter and
leaf blow it all over your place, and you'll be
picking glitter out of your house and your hair and
everything else for years to come.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Knock it off.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
I'm sending my husband over to your house.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Where do you live?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Just tell him to follow the sounds of the blower
your home. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
He's gonna come over to your house.
Speaker 16 (11:47):
He's gonna break your window, and you're gonna have to
pick up last.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
For the revenue of your wife. You happy?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This is actually jubil from you will show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
He wanted me to call you really early in the
morning and wake you up with a leaflower sound.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Wake now, wake up every morning with jewble phone.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
If you have a fake Tinder account, or if you
enjoy catfishing people as a hobby, you're about to get
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's over with Tinder. They've got a solution to that problem.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
So that's either scary if you're one of those people,
or really good news if you're somebody who's really trying
to find love on Tinder. I'll tell you what that
is coming up in a second, hopefully.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You want to believe in something, but if you have
a hard time believing in anything and you're just feeling
really frustrated today, then this new kind of club maybe
your jam. It's called scream club, and it's starting to
pop up all over the country where people are getting
together and they're screaming out their emotions. They first start
what it says, the first rule of scream club is
(13:06):
that you don't The first rule of scream club is
that you have to sign something that says that they're
not responsible if you hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yourself while screaming. Oh geez.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The second rule of scream Club is if you don't that,
you don't talk about what you brought to scream club.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Why don't you screaming in scream Club?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You're not saying why what is it that is making
you scream? They're like, you can come here and scream,
but we don't want to hear your baggage?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Gotcha?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So first they start with breath work, You set an intention,
and then you scream.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Why why? Well, that would make me want to know why.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
That would not make you want to know why. I
would walk out of like No.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's like, is that a hippo? It feels great? You
should try it. It looks like you scream That looks
like wow, So.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah that I see the benefits. Do that today you
may feel much lighter. If my eyes were closed and
I didn't see you doing that, I would for sure
think we were like buy some like Cannibal was on
its way out for sure. Exciting news for Benson Boone.
(14:28):
He's going to headline a show at the Kennedy Space Center.
Cool This is happening on November twenty ninth, and the
reason why it's a big deal it's because Visa has
timed up with the Rocket Garden at the Kennedy Space
Center and it's going to be streamed worldwide on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So if you love.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Benson Boone, get ready, Katy Perry. Yeah, I saw this headline.
I thought for sure that meant he was going to
go to space.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Maybe will be that way you can see in space.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, maybe it'll be his first like imformance into the
space world.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
God of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It works.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And lastly, all of you catfishers, you're going down because
Tinder has a plan now to tackle fake profiles because
they're now adding facial verification tools.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh just like with your phone.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You know, if you use it to have your face
recognition on your phone for any of the apps that
you open with passwords and stuff, you can do that.
You're gonna have to do that now with Tinder.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Wait, you can get your apps opened by facial recognition.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah yeah, oh that's cool.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Doesn't like my whole phone unlocks with my face, but
like not certain apps?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh mind you yeah? But why yeah, like because it's
extra protected. Oh, like you can't hack my face?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, but can as you type in a pass code.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's easier for me to just look at it, but
you don't see their own. Don't you feel like looking
at it?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah? Yeah, I find it easier than I don't remember
the password.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
No, that's fair, I should know you could unlock it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Usually the app will ask you like, do you want
to use whatever face recognition?
Speaker 13 (15:51):
If?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Okay, I'm sorry, that was funny. Jubil doesn't know any
of his passwords.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh no, no, no, I never do that. It's nice.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
I thought you were allowed to put like your face
like a face pass code on your app.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, you have an option. It's not like guaranteed.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
But now with Tinder, they're going to make it a
thing so that they verify that you're a real person. Gotcha.
It's getting safer out there. Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Come on, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on
the Jubile Show. Amelia is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend
Deshaun for eight months now and she already thinks something
is going on. So we'll see if we canna help
her out. Amelia, Sorry you have to come on the
show like this, But what's up? Why do you think
Deshaun is cheating?
Speaker 13 (16:36):
He's just been acting differently lately, like he's not been
really affectionate, and when I do talk to him, he's
he just kind of ignores me and he seems really annoyed.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
So I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
It feels like something something happened, something changed.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 10 (17:02):
Well, not like really directly. I guess I've asked like
if he've.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Upset with me or if he feels okay, but he
just isn't.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
He doesn't really answer.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
He seems like he's like this upset, but I don't know,
like nothing really happened between us.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
It just kind of came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's frustrating. It is that makes you feel a little nuts.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
It makes me feel pretty weird.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yeah, like I don't know what's going on, and I
feel like I'm just kind of like talking into this.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, you know, yeah, unfortunately, yes, I do know very well.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So have you started to do any investing? I know
it sucks, but.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Have you ever have you started to do any investigation
on your own, like is there something that you may
suspect could have happened or any other signs that you're seeing.
Speaker 13 (17:57):
I haven't, no, not really like like I hadn't like
looking at it, hishone or anything like I I don't know,
like I look to see some like comments on his
like Instagram, but yeah, something there stuff like that, Like
I don't know, like he doesn't like nothing's really changed
(18:20):
except for how he's talking to me. And I thought
things were like going okay, and but not not anymore.
Like he used to be like really fun and like
like he would like really pay attention to me a lot,
and he'd always like answer my calls in text straight away.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
And now it just feels like I'm annoying him.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
What has he been doing? Like has he been going
out with his friends more? Is he spending more time
at work any of that, or he's just feeling annoyed
with you.
Speaker 17 (18:50):
Yeah, it seems like he's been really busy, like he's
he's like, well, I'm just going a lot going on
and working more like he said, like a friend of
back in town or something.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't know, Okay, So it just kind of seems
shady to you.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Just kind of kind of shady and like, I don't
know if it's.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
If he's like, if he's if he's like cheating on me,
or if he's like, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Sad, I don't know if he's not talking.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
To me, like my intuition, like, I know there's something
going on, but I can't figure out what it is.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm really impressed with how you're handling it so far,
though I know a lot of people that would have
exploded at this point and forced it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
All right, the grocery store, he's a rewards card Rembera.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
him and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get you to catch a
cheater right after this.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Right in the middle of to Catch a g and
if you're just joining us, Amelia is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of eight months named
Deshan might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky reward member who gets
free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see
if he sends those to his girlfriend Amelia or to
(20:20):
somebody else. But before we do that, Amelia, why don't
you just give us a real quick breakdown at your
situation again.
Speaker 13 (20:26):
Yeah. Yeah, we've been waiting for eight months and the
things are going really well, and recently he's just been
really distant and not responding to my text and emails
and when you guys just really annoyed.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hey, that's so frustrating. Yeah, are you ready for us
to call him the rude?
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hey, this is Carby calling from SO. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Sean.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You that's you? Man?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Is this Dale?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
From what growth is? Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
DeShawn? What's up?
Speaker 10 (21:14):
Man?
Speaker 18 (21:20):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Everybody didn't know calls the show all the time.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, uh, you're calling me.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm guessing that's right, man, Sean, I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Guessing you know why we're calling ah?
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Man?
Speaker 19 (21:35):
Yeah, I would have been happy to speak to you guys,
but I know This is not a good call.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
This is a to catch a cheeter man and Dale.
You know that your girlfriend Amelia is on the phone
and what's talking?
Speaker 10 (21:50):
What do you mean me talking to him all the time?
Speaker 19 (21:54):
You know, I told up the show and you know
we we you know, we we built the rapport.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
We built like a relationship. You we just talk about
different times, stuff like that.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Wait, you were you were on the.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Before something like that.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (22:15):
So I'm guessing you heard the dirty little secret. I
did a couple of weeks ago. I'm still it's probably
what you called.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Amelia?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
No, No, I didn't know that he called in for
a dirty little little secret?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
But what was your secret to Sean?
Speaker 19 (22:37):
This is gonna uh yeah, yeah, yes, I think yes
should tell what somebody.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ye much as we love you, this is on you.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, you know to to have my back.
Speaker 19 (22:53):
Oh man, it was I mean it's a long time ago.
It was a situationation, uh you know with a family
member with with with your aunt.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Excuse me started.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
To begin like which she just spit that out so
quickly now, I.
Speaker 19 (23:14):
Mean you got to rip the band aid, right, you
can't just man, Yeah, it was a situation which you
aren't A.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Long time ago, A long time ago.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
We've been waiting for eight months. They couldn't have been
that long ago.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Eight months is a long time.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh come on, you.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Were a grown man. Eight months is nothing.
Speaker 19 (23:34):
But yeah, you know your aunt, uh you know Emily. Uh,
some stuff happened there.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
And you know, I know, I do know.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I mean, you know how she is. You told me
how she.
Speaker 19 (23:47):
Was that persons about you know how she acts, she does,
so excuse me, I mean to be honest, it's been
awkward ever since.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Uh.
Speaker 19 (24:00):
You know, like remember when you was at your dad's
house for his birthday and you know, everybody was there
stuff like that, like he was you know, I'm pushing
her back like I'm not trying to deal with her,
and she was still coming on to me.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
You know.
Speaker 19 (24:14):
After that, I was uncomfortable, Like I regret everything, Like
I'm not proud of what I did.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
I sincerely apologize. I got to just be honest with you.
Speaker 19 (24:23):
I should have never done it, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
You know I love you. You know I don't. I
don't want to be with nobody else.
Speaker 10 (24:32):
DeShawn, Are you saying that you to my aunt Emily?
At my dad party.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
No, I didn't know. I never said that. I'm we
did it before your Dad's party. I'm saying that.
Speaker 19 (24:47):
She was dead because I didn't want any dealings with her.
I didn't want nothing.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
To do with her. I regretted it. I regret it
to this day.
Speaker 19 (24:53):
Uh, with every every piece of my soul. I regret it.
And the reason why I mentioned you Dad's party is
because she was still coming on to me and I
didn't want no dealers with her or any other woman
for that matter. You know, the only person in the
world I wanted you. I'm a man, you know. I
made a huge mistake. That's why I said. I didn't
want to be a victim about the situation. But she
(25:15):
did seduce me. I was weak and I fell for it.
I should have never fail for it. But you know,
we've been through a lot since then, and we grew closer.
But we got all of these plans and goals that
were building together. And I don't want to lose you,
and I don't want to you lose this life for anything.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 19 (25:33):
I'm really sorry in it. I swear this never happened again.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 (25:40):
Me.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Did you grow closer.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Amelia, you said he's been acting all kinds of weird
and avoiding you.
Speaker 19 (25:45):
Well, yeah, you know, I have been acting a little
weird lately because you know, I've been wanting to tell
you and I don't know how to tell you, you know,
and I just wanted to get this off my chest
so we can move.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
On with our lives.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Okay, Well you didn't get it off your chest. I
called the radio station to talk to you. So maybe
next time you're going through something sort of avoiding me.
Speaker 10 (26:07):
Okay.
Speaker 19 (26:09):
Well, you know I messed up, you know, and I'm
sincerely sorry, and can we can we just you know,
talk more about this in private.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I love you guys, everybody.
Speaker 19 (26:20):
I love y'all, but I think I need to address
this privately, and you know, okay.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
With you, Melia, Yeah, I think I think we all
to talk about Dale.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Keep us posted, okay, And Amelia, I'm glad you found
out and stay.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Away from aunt Emily.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Yeah, and thank wow, I'm glad we got that up.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yeah. Man, Emily, she's ferocious when she wants something.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
The Jewel shows to catch up.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Cheater, don't call me stupid.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
To call you stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I've worn dresses with higher right ques.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for twice tickets, So call us up if
you want to play. Eight eight eight three four three
one six one eighty eight three four three one o
six one. You can also dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if you
think you have what it takes.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
To destroy Victoria. I was gonna say, what are you
gonna say? Really is picking the right word?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I actually have a message to all children out.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
There, all the haters.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
But okay, oh no, all children, Yeah, all children who
go to school, don't start fights, guys, because yesterday apparently
kids were starting a fight and my mom got in
the middle of it, tried to break it up.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Dude, she got a.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Concussion and now she really called macbrace. Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I got the message this morning and I was.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Like wow, because she's a teacher, she's.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yes, and she tried to break up a fight yesterday.
That you kids started who knows what reason.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh my god, you had to go to the er. Wow. Yeah,
thanks a lot of kids. You can't blame all of
the kids. But that's two lessons. Kids don't start fights.
Adults don't step in if kids are fighting.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, honestly, I was like, why did you step in?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Dang?
Speaker 14 (28:18):
That sucks. Though it feels better soon, It's not funny.
It's just like, wow, that's sad. Well, wish your mom's
peter recovery.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
But if you want to beat her.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Daughter, Victoria calls right now, we'll play you vers Victoria
next said you will show only.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Some sort of a mentally challenged airhead. No, not even
I didn't say that.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
It's like, why am I even listening to you to
begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for twice tickets, and let's meet today's
contestant for you verse victim.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Joe, What up, Joe? How are you?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Hey? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Good morning? What's going on that a whole lot just.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Got my daughter and her friend. We listen to you guys.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
Every mornings for Victoria.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
So my daughter has always been you should try, you
should try. So here we are, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What's your daughter's name, Alicia?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
It's a really pretty name.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yep, that is a pretty name. Is she ready to
watch you destroy Victoria in a game of trivia?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Why do you guys see like that?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Or is she ready to watch you get destroyed?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Be honest, she would be open for both.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Let's go, all right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio, and here
we go, Joe. The game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, so good,
all right, here we go. Your time starts.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Now. What does ed M stand for.
Speaker 19 (30:00):
Electric dance music?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
What planet has the shortest days?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Which social media platform allows users to create and follow boards.
Which band's album cover features a baby floating in a
swimming pool. Which question and answer site was co founded
by two former Facebook employees in twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's hard.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
That is a hard.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Twitter, all right, and then we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you show.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
If you were a traffic sign, what would you.
Speaker 19 (30:44):
Say, Uh, yield, that's gonna because I'm one that says
you go fast, you mess up, so always take thanks.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Love all run Okay, Victoria? If you were traffic sign,
what would you say? I don't think I would be words.
I think mine would be arrows pointing every direction you
could go, yeah, and then but it would be like.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
At all corners of the stop area.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So then it's honestly a mess, chaos. Fun to see
a sign.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Like that, right, I'm saying, together, alright, here.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
We go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to be Joe outright to win, and Joe you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Ahead.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
What does E D M stand for?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh? Dang it? Editorial music?
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Wait a d wait?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Nevermind?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Passed? What planet has the shortest days?
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Which planet Earth?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Which social media platform align users to create and follow boards?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Wait, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
What which social media platform allows users to create and
follow boards? Which band's album cover features a baby floating
in a swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What ed your Oh no, coolie do Ja Khalen?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Dang it? All right, and you know kind of got
that in.
Speaker 19 (32:11):
I didn't feel the best about that.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did our normal scoreboard, our social
media brucer.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Gabby is out, So Nina's got your score.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
So Joe did get one question wait for it, and
so did Victoria.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What how do you get to a tie? Dang it, Joe,
that means you win.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Congratulations, you beat Victoria. Yeah, and you got twice tickets
just to play. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Eight m is electronic dance music. Oh, Jupiter is the
planet with the shortest days. Pinterest is the social media
platform that allows boards. Nirvana is the band that had
the album cover that had the baby floating in the
swimming pool.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
And so is Dja Kalen.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't think the baby's floating, but that was a
good guess though. And then the two Facebook employees that
started a question an answer site was called Cora Cura Corala.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Facebook did him? Two guys create Facebook?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
One guy? I created one guy Mark's Suckerberg.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh but he was in like yeah Nema. Also, I'm
showing the album cover for DJ Collins.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, baby in a pool and Nirvana wanted the baby.
Baby is like in the water, like all the way.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
In the water.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, it's like you're in the water too. That's in
a hot tub.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah it's still floating.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I mean it's close, but it's not right. Joe, thank
you for playing managed.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Thank you guys. You guys every morning and love. I
appreciate you man, thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
We play You Were Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just d
m us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubileshow dot com.
Speaker 12 (33:48):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Madison is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Brent.
So in a second we're gonna call him and Seefield
tell us why is ghost singer and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Madison, how long has it
been since you heard from Brent?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
So it's been nine days, and who's counting.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, all right, nine days, that's definitely a long time.
Have you tried to reach out to him?
Speaker 17 (34:18):
I have.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
I you know, I've texted, I've tried to call, but
you know nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about your date?
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Okay, So the date was amazing.
Speaker 12 (34:28):
We went to wine tasting on a rooftop and you know,
we both wanted to do something a little extra and
I like to feel like the main character. So it's
totally delivered.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, awesome. Did he make you feel like the main character?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
He did.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
We actually even had like this super cute Hallmark movie moment,
and yeah, we both reached for the same class and
you know, like we had a nice, nice laugh about it.
Speaker 15 (34:57):
Like you asked, guys, it's feel like cut It.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Does feel good when you make the person that you're
on a date with laugh. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Yeah, Like I think he was enjoying himself. You know,
we had great conversation, Like the whole night was really fun.
And then you know, he watched me to my car
and he kissed me on the cheek, which I thought
was very gentlemanly and very romantic.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Yeah, then he was like tonight was surprisingly awesome. Also
real duck.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I kind of loved that because he had like attitude
with it, or maybe he just you know, you exceeded
his expectations in a really good way.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
Yeah, like I liked that.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
It's kind of I don't know, it's kind of like
playing with me, you know, like like joking around, like
we had good answer.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
This was really sweet.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Okay, Well, why do you think that he could be ghosting?
You did something happen on the date that was kind
of like awkward or rude that wasn't surprisingly the word?
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Well, so this guy sound bad, Like I get it,
but I do have a personalized license on my car.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, who is it? A?
Speaker 12 (36:04):
So it says princess, you know, without the vowels prnc
as as Oh you okay, super cute, right character, really
cute thanks convertible mini, And I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
So why do you think that would be the problem?
Speaker 15 (36:22):
You know, like maybe I threw them off.
Speaker 12 (36:24):
He stared at it for like a solid thirty seconds
before getting in a zuber, So maybe he thought I
was like spoiled or something.
Speaker 10 (36:32):
But it's cute.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
It's ironic, you know.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Maybe if he doesn't have a sense of humor, maybe
he did thinks that you were saying, look at me,
I'm high maintenance.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Right, it's possible. Are you high maintenance?
Speaker 15 (36:45):
Am I high maintenance?
Speaker 10 (36:46):
No?
Speaker 15 (36:46):
Am I maintenance?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay, we'll see we can help you out.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
We'll play a song, come back, and then call in
and see if you'll tell us why is ghosting you,
and then get you a second date if you still
want one.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, all right, thank you so much. All right, we'll get.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Your first a follow up next right in the middle
of your first day follow up if you're just joining us.
Madison is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Brent.
So we're about to call Brent and see if they
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a
second date.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
But first, Madison, why don't you tell us about your
situation one more time?
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Real quick?
Speaker 10 (37:15):
For sure? So we went on the Stabulo State.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
We went to like a super cheat rooftop bar, had
a bunch of really really yet me.
Speaker 15 (37:22):
Drinks, super flirty.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
He was amazing, and then he walked me back to
the car like a general gentleman, and he kissed me
on the cheek and then he kind of stared at
my license plate which says princess on my favorite c Minnie.
And I don't know if that throw them all for what?
But it's now been nine days. I know who's counting,
(37:47):
but I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him? Yes?
Speaker 15 (37:54):
Lee, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
And you think it might be because he thinks you're
high maintenance.
Speaker 15 (37:58):
I mean maybe, but I don't know why you would
think that.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
All right, then, right here we go. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:26):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Hi, I may I speak to Brent? Please?
Speaker 10 (38:30):
This is Brent.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
How are you? This is the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show. Hi, Brent. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jubile. How are you?
Speaker 15 (38:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 10 (38:39):
How's it going? Why? Why am I on the radio?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Have you ever listened to the show before? I have?
Speaker 10 (38:46):
But I mean that doesn't explain it for me. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay? We do a segment on our show that's called
the First Aid follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and you end up
ghosting them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're getting ghosted. So we
got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Please don't say it's Princess Madison.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Are you ghosting?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
It is Princess Madison. Are you talking about it? And
says princess on it?
Speaker 10 (39:16):
Ah, all right, Look, Madison is super sweet, beautiful, funny
and deeply committed to referring to herself and the third
person really not just yeah, and it's not just Madison
but always Princess Medicine. I mean it was crazy, Like
(39:39):
at first I thought it was a joke, but she
kept saying, and she kept being like, be right back,
Princess mads has to run and tinkle. At that point,
I was just like allowing myself to be oh my yes,
over and over, Princess mad has gotta take another sip
of this delicious wine. Princess mad loves this little napkin.
It was I mean, I thought it was a joke,
(40:00):
and I just started to, like, you know, I accepted
what it was and allowed myself to just kind of
be entertained. But I mean that that was it.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Maybe she kept doing it because you were laughing and
she thought, oh, cute, this makes him laugh.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Princess mad is funny.
Speaker 20 (40:16):
I mean, even if that was it, like it was,
it was relentless. It was all night, and she referred
to her car as her royal carriage, like ironically, she
meant it.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Are you sure she meant it?
Speaker 10 (40:30):
We were literally in the parking garage. She spun pointed
to the car and said, there she is, Princess Madison's
royal chariot. You couldn't do it. I couldn't.
Speaker 15 (40:42):
You couldn't do it?
Speaker 10 (40:44):
Are you? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Brenda's Madison. She's on the phone and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 10 (40:50):
Oh gosh, she's here. She is.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I thought we had vines bran like, you can't to me?
You even said that you thought it was surprisingly awesome.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Keywords surprisingly Yeah, I didn't expect to be on a
date with a with a full Disney character. I mean
you corrected the somalia and said, actually, Princess Madison prefers
her white chilled, not her attitude. But what does that
even mean?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
That?
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Okay, it's called having a personality.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
Look sign on the boring girl on dates.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
And act normal.
Speaker 15 (41:31):
You said you liked that I was fun.
Speaker 10 (41:34):
You' fun is great, referring to yourself and a third
person like you're like you're narrating your own Barbie movie
that was slightly less great.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
Wow, Okay, you're the only person that ever had a
problem with my big personality.
Speaker 15 (41:49):
So this is actually starting to sound like you saying
and not me.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Oh did you not person?
Speaker 10 (41:57):
You said?
Speaker 12 (41:58):
Okay, well maybe I'm sure you growing up, Princess Madison
is usually the star.
Speaker 15 (42:04):
So that sounds that's the problem.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
You do you even know? Do you even hear yourself?
So you just did it again? You guys understand what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Right, she sounds like a good time.
Speaker 10 (42:15):
A good time to watch on TV, not someone to
like hang out with. That was I felt crazy. I
felt like I was being prank Wow.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 10 (42:25):
I mean listen, as much as I have appreciated the
you know, the Princess Show, I think I would absolutely
lose my mind if I had to spend another few
hours in the Princess Show show.
Speaker 12 (42:39):
Just because I have I have high self esteem and have,
like you know, a lot of things, a delusional self esteem.
Speaker 15 (42:48):
Okay, sir, you know what ask me if I want
a second date? Go ahead.
Speaker 10 (42:52):
I don't need to know.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I don't need to know, Brent, would you like a
second date with Madison? We'll pay for it. You'll pay
for it. Yeah, no, for sure not man Madison. Would
you like a second date with Brent? Will pay for it?
Speaker 15 (43:06):
Yeah, he's just gonna make it all about him. And yeah,
I'm good.
Speaker 10 (43:11):
I'm good, Princess Madison Owl. Do you have is your
driver running the carriage tonight? Or do you have those
like mice that turned into horses? How are you gonna?
Are you, you know, riding your own vehicle or do
you have your royal ntroshet?
Speaker 15 (43:22):
Gary clever?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Brent?
Speaker 15 (43:24):
Good job, you.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Know you're fairy.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 15 (43:27):
Daddy read you before bed Zummer.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
All right, now you're kind of patial. He thought it
was funny, but yours is crazy. No, I'm not flighty.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
You're crazy.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
You don't know what you you called in you're the
one who wants to do this on the radio. Yeah,
because you know what I thought you. I thought you
were worth it.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Clearly you're not.
Speaker 15 (43:49):
Clearly you're a loser. Prince exactly. Not my friend of charming.
Speaker 10 (43:55):
Well, anyone you marry, you'll be a friend because you're
a princess. That's how it works. They turn into one.
I gets started to deal with the marriage. Cool, cool, cool,
I wish you was so much lockier the right time.
I'll watch the show when it airs, but not about
as close as I'm going to get to you.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh right, well, I'm sorry, no second date, Madison, but
it sounds like you're fine with it.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I wouldn't watch show.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Up.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Do you know what
your partner has you saved as in their phone? If
you don't know, you.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Should probably figure it out because if you guys ever
split up or get divorced.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Specifically, it could get you some money.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Wait what, Yes, it just happened to this couple, and
I'm going to tell you, first of all what he
saved her ass and how she's getting money.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Okay, that's coming up in a second. But here's another
fun question.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
If you could go back you think I'd like how
to drink or something right now, But if you could
go back and live in any era, what would it be?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
He's not say era.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Let me say decade because I mean specifically, like fifty six.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
I was gonna say decades make more sense because eras
are just.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Like okay, focus, yeah, decades, John Taylor swift me right now,
I don't know ju Will like ten, the tens, like
the first decade.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
All right, whatever, what why you'd have to live outside,
You have to do everything yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
You gotta to start a fire. I don't know how
to catch food catfish.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Okay, I don't know you're around twenty. I say twenty eighty,
twenty eighty twenty a D twenty a D. I think
I asked you the wrong question.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Yeah, you really, because it's just like my firally.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
It is definitely taking a different turn, definitely first entry though.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
So I brought that up.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Because Vegas has plans for a new type of theme park,
so it looks like Disney is getting some competition. Maybe
I should have said that, But anyway, the idea is
with Jesus.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Oh my god, that's the way. But okay, I gotta
tell you that next Yeah, so that'll be one of
his disciples. That'd be cool. So you're like, what's up, man,
we're going to do today? Having up Jesus? Like what up? Yeah, boy, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Okay, we'll then see your suits.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Man.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I am hammered on this sacrament of y. Let's go in,
let's go on and do something.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Oh my gosh, you're gonna have to visit the next
place that I tell you about. Hey, man, I guess
some water turned on some wine for me. Yeah, let's
see this. Okay, So back to my decade question.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
So Vegas is opening up a theme park that is
all about retro nostalgia. So it's focusing on anywhere from
the fifties to the nineties. So you can ride ride
so different experiences in the different decades. As of right now,
Jesus is not included.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Ye, well they should make one with twenty eighty or whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And Jesus side note.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Have you heard the story about the woman that found
a picture of Jesus and Mary in a in a bin,
like in a bin she thrifted it.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
It was a twenty dollars painting. Then they put the painting.
Was it one of those ones is like super expensive?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
No, it's dripping murr. What's merv it's dripping mers merred
up in a they have it up in a church.
Murr is what it had originally when like the Three
Kings came or something.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
It's it's biblical. Yeah, gold freak And since.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Murr, Oh, it's like it's like not paint but like
what they used as paint.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
No, like a resin from like a tree some medicinal smells,
you know.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, so get in candles and get it in whatever
those oils and things like that.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
And it's really crazy. It's super trending and people are
visiting it from all around the world.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
I just they believe that it's just like, how's their picture?
Speaker 4 (47:34):
She's just married. They didn't have cannons back then.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
It's a painting. Oh I probably did say picture. You
guys have really taking all my word choices very literally.
I'm sorry, I need to be way more clear. Interesting, Okay,
let me just jump to the very last story. We'll
go back to how you can get paid if you
know what your name is saved in and your partner's phone.
So there's a husband who's now forced to pay his
ex wife because he saved her number in his phone under.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh, she knew that while.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
They were married, so during their moment divorce proceedings, she
brought it up exactly, but she claimed it was degrading
and damaging to their marriage, and the court actually ruled
in her favor.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah. Another I just saved as chubby. Why do you
put chubby in the phone?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Like I'm everything you can.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Put it doesn't sound like he was a nice husband. No,
so if you haven't checked checked it out.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I mean, Chubbs would be a cute pet name, though, Yeah,
I don't think it would go over well.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
It sound cute though, like, hey, Chubs, you want to
go do something? No, I'm not gonna. I'm not responding
to to movies Friday night. Chubs. It's cute, but I
don't think it would go over well. And talking to
my little fat puppy not a person that's a trending.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
Jubels dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Hello, Hello, here, you have a dirty little secret? I do, Sweet?
Speaker 6 (48:54):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (48:55):
I'm honking up with my brother's.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Boss, brother's boss. Wow? Oh cool, Okay.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
He doesn't know. Now. He did catch me and downstairs.
Speaker 21 (49:06):
In their office, but I just said I was coming
to visit him, so he couldn't think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Your brother is he nothing?
Speaker 4 (49:13):
That's weird?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
My brother would be like.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Why yeah, Like if my sister showed up to my
job dis visit me, that would be odd.
Speaker 12 (49:20):
No.
Speaker 21 (49:21):
I mean we're pretty close to net family. We have
dinner every Sunday together, like.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
That's the kind of thing we do. But the thing
is that my brother was just kind of an ad
to me when I was a kid.
Speaker 21 (49:34):
And so my guy, his boss is like making him
do work and he complains about it every Sunday at dinner,
and I just think it's hilarious and it's.
Speaker 10 (49:43):
Because of me. I just I'm horrible. I just I
couldn't help myself.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
You wait, your boss is making him do that work
because of you?
Speaker 10 (49:56):
Yes, like doing this stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Oh you guys brother doing the things that you need.
Speaker 21 (50:02):
You ever had him to do is dry cleaning once,
like one is dry cleaning too, the dry cleaners, but
it was actually mine.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
Fantastic.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh wow wow, I guess that's a win win for you. Right, well,
thank you for telling us you dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (50:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
By Hey, what's up is the you will show a
dirty little secret? You have one?
Speaker 18 (50:23):
Yeah, so I gotta warn you because my dirty little
secret has layers. But let me start by telling you
that I've been getting anonymous gifts at work. Oh cool,
and I think I know who it's from.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Who.
Speaker 18 (50:37):
So my boss he has a boyfriend, so he's gay.
And my boss's boyfriend comes around office sometimes and he
always has these off handed comments about you know, how
I fit into my parents, or how my hair looks
nice today, you know, things like.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
That nice or sexual harassment.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Pretty much. Anyway.
Speaker 18 (50:56):
The last time we were together, we were looking at
something online and it was like a chacuzzi said something like, oh,
that'd be perfect for the three of us, meaning him.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
My boss, and me.
Speaker 18 (51:06):
Right, So getting this anonymous gift at work. It's got
a little note attached to it saying, hey, let me
know if you ever want to try the other side.
And then it says something like like with a number
three on it, and I'm like, oh, that's totally who
it is, you know, and I have a girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (51:22):
I'm straight.
Speaker 19 (51:23):
Just to make that clear now, my girlfriend.
Speaker 18 (51:25):
I've been bringing her to like work events, so she's
met everybody. And to make this whole situation that much weird,
I brought it up to my girlfriend. I told her
that this is what's happening, and she's kind of into.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
It, like for you to watch or like do that.
Speaker 18 (51:41):
Too, No, like she wants to be involved. But the
thing is that I wouldn't want like my boss to
be involved. So I mean we're thinking about it, maybe
maybe not, who knows if it'll happen.
Speaker 19 (51:51):
I don't know, but I.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Think it's the right career move.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Good luck with that telling us your dirty little secret, Ally,
what's
Speaker 7 (52:04):
Your dirty little secret.
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Oh no, no, See how easy it is to create
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Every single week we bring you the cleverly named segment
real news or Fake News, where I read a news
story that's gone viral this week and you have to
tell me if it's a fake one or a real
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and it's always fun, and we'll do real news or
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It's the Jewble Show and it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
For real news or fake news, the segment where we
bring you a news story from the week that's gone
viral and you have to tell me if it's a
real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That people actually leaved.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do it right now and test your skills at spotting
fake news. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. AI detective's arrest team for chip bag weapon
in beta trial testing. Its AI detective arrest team for
chip bag weapon in beta trial testing. I don't know
if that is. Here's the details of the story. This
(01:22):
is out of London. In what's being called a wake
up call for humanity, a new AI powered detective system
in the UK has made international headlines after its first prosecution.
A seventeen year old was arrested under suspicion of carrying
a weapon and when the weapon was recovered it would
turned out to be sorry when the weapon turned out
(01:42):
to be a crumpled.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Bag of cool Ranch burrito's. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town
outside of Manchester in the UK's newly where the UK's
newly launched Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service or ASSADS is
undergoing beta testing. The teenager, who his name is being
withheld due to law, sat on a bench eating a
(02:08):
bag of Doritos when the Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service
unit flagged the bag as a metal like object with
hostile configuration, and the robot has the ability to apprehend
and take people into custody. It promptly arrested the boy
and transported him to the police station, where he was
then booked and put into a holding cell until human
(02:28):
officers checked data and camera footage and saw that the
boy was arrested for.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Just eating a bag of chips.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street
performer for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother for
indecent exposure.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, it has been decommissioned.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
While they quote work out the kinks quote is this
a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I feel like I have to go with fake.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around
arresting like breastfeeding mom.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just can't. I have to go with You need
to say fake, Victoria. You think it's real, real, fake.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I want to say real.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
But also I think it's fake because you could easily
just throw a glass.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Of water on that guy.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And there he goes malfunctioning.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
This is a real news story to show you how
bad it is getting with AI.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Now are you serious?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So day now you can just get arrested for standing
and eating a back of checks.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Luckily, as we've been decommissioned, until they work out the
kinks whatever they're for.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sorry, yeah, exactly, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Here's another headline for Real News or Fake News? A
segment where I give you a new story that's gone
viral this week, and I have to tell me if
it's a real news story or a fake one that
people actually believed. Here is another headline, Flora man busted
for illegal male enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety
four Toyota Camra.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Wow real just because to Florida. Yeah, if you want
to see you in Florida, you can already kind of
assume that it might be real. But this story is insane.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Here's the details in one of the more absurd episodes
of What Were You Thinking?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And Detectives have arrested thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal
PP enhancements.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Are you related to this? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The Victoria's last name is Ramirez, allegedly performing illegal PP
enhancements in the back of his green nineteen ninety four
Toyota Camri parked outside of a South Miami Strip mall.
Police say sorry, Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book
suite on Instagram. Under the handle at Camri clinic and
(04:30):
then numbers after it. The battery cables became clamps, and
a ring light doubled as a surgical lamp, and the
heating events served as makeshift autoclave trays, said an investigator
in the case. This person, Ramirez, allegedly charged clients between
two hundred and eight hundred dollars depending on add ons
(04:50):
I mean what.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He admitted to learning the.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Procedures from YouTube tutorials and parking his camera outside of
strip malls for last minute consultations. Florida Health Department spokesperson
said that we've seen unlicensed services before, but this one
is uniquely ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And the crazy part of the story is all of.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The procedures that he did in his Toyota Camry eighteen
total were successes, and the people said they would go
back to him in a heartbeat because he did such
a good job.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
No, you can learn a lot on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He really can.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, So is this a real news story or a
fake news story? Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement
clinic inside of his Toyota Camra.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm really leaning towards fake because if something happens can't
you bleed out from that part of the body and
like be done?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Skis Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The camera would all leeve all messed up. I know
that just doesn't feel right. Why would you allow somebody
to know?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's shocking that eighteen people, it says, eighteen people trusted
this guy. This says a doctor in his nineteen ninety
four Toyota camra to do a procedure on them.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
I think that Victoria, it's real or fair? I think
it's real. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's a Florida man in the back of his cameray, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Real, and our healthcare system in this country is so bad.
I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a nineteen ninety
four Tota camera. You're pretty sure you're not a doctor,
But can you give me in this week at least
I'm bringing to wait like a month.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Yet you do have that, bro, this is a real
news story. Yeah, the man busted for a legal male
largement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I have to see one. I need to know what
that looks like. Being is busted.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
While he's like mid procedure.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Just let me finish this up and the person who's
doing it on is like, please let him finish. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news. The segment
where I bring you read a news headline from the
week that has gone viral. You have to tell me
if it's a real one or a fake one that
people actually believed. He Your next headline is a French
police make arrest in Louver museum heist, but can't understand confessions. Oh,
(06:49):
French police make arrests in Louver museum height but a
museum heist but can't understand the confessions. Here is the
news story after an estimated one hundred million dollars worth
of jewels were stolen at the Louver in Paris.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
The museum director was someone to a pair before French.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Lawmakers amid the going investigation and manhunt, and they actually
have arrested three people that they believe are the culprits
who stole the jewels from the Louver. Unfortunately, the story
says they arrested three mimes who still had the jewels
on them and when questioned, the mimes won't give any
details because well, they're mimes.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Is that a real new story or a fake new story?
Speaker 10 (07:30):
Fake.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I thought I just read that they melted it down already.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
One hundred percent fake.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But the sad part is there are some people that
actually believed it because it went viral and so they
were sharing the mimes got busted for the museum Ice.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I believe that people believe that. Yeah, I believe it's
another jewbile phone frame morning on the twenties.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Hello, Hello, yeah, hello, hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Over all the brief blowing I'm doing over here?
Speaker 13 (08:14):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Hellou morning, six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hello, what is it? Who is this? Yeah? This is Eddie, six.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Huh, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
And why are you calling me at six in the morning?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Is this Abby? Yes, my name is Eddie and I
live down the street from you. I got your number
from your next door neighbor, Carlos, because I had to
have a word.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You had to have a word at six in the morning.
This is not neighborly.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, I just because I needed to call and talk
to you about something and tell you to knock it off.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I think you need to knock it off. You're abby
the morning, Abby. I want you to can you can you?
Can you hear this? Can you can you hear this? Abby?
Speaker 10 (09:08):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm whispering, So get close to the phone because I'm whispering, hebby,
can you.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
How do they feel?
Speaker 13 (09:20):
You like?
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Every What is that a chainsaw?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You threatening me?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's a leaf blower?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Because every single Saturday for the last month or so,
you've been weed blowing and leaf blowing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Knock it off? Are you kidding me? Knock it off?
Speaker 12 (09:44):
No, dude, you're calling me at six in the morning
to yell at me for doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Sorry, getting here over.
Speaker 14 (09:52):
My leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm just blowing some leaves over here, No big deal.
Do you hear that?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I hear it?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (10:01):
How does it feel putting a flower against the phone?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah? How does it feel?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Nothing like your experienced you're putting it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It feels like every Saturday morning when I'm not.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Believe this is real.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm trying to train my robins.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
Of your mind.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm trying to train my robins like I've been doing
every Saturday morning for years now, and you're messing it up.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Whispers, Oh, training robins? What are you talking about? I'm old? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, and so my the only thing that I get
to do now is on Saturday mornings, I sit outside
and I train my robins with my little robin whistle,
and your is messing it up and steered the robins off.
Last Saturday, I didn't even get to do anything.
Speaker 12 (10:53):
I do yard work with my husband.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, how's that feeling?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
What house do you even live in?
Speaker 15 (11:10):
Actually, you tell me what house you.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
Live in, and I'm gonna send my husband over there
to kick.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Your If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna go
to the craft store, get a bunch of glitter and
leaf blow it all over your place, and you'll be
picking glitter out of your house and your hair and
everything else for years to come.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Knock it off.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
I'm sending my husband over to your house.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Where do you live?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Just tell him to follow the sounds of the blower
your home. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
He's gonna come over to your house.
Speaker 16 (11:47):
He's gonna break your window, and you're gonna have to
pick up last.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
For the revenue of your wife. You happy?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This is actually jubil from you will show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
He wanted me to call you really early in the
morning and wake you up with a leaflower sound.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Wake now, wake up every morning with jewble phone.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
If you have a fake Tinder account, or if you
enjoy catfishing people as a hobby, you're about to get
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's over with Tinder. They've got a solution to that problem.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
So that's either scary if you're one of those people,
or really good news if you're somebody who's really trying
to find love on Tinder. I'll tell you what that
is coming up in a second, hopefully.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You want to believe in something, but if you have
a hard time believing in anything and you're just feeling
really frustrated today, then this new kind of club maybe
your jam. It's called scream club, and it's starting to
pop up all over the country where people are getting
together and they're screaming out their emotions. They first start
what it says, the first rule of scream club is
(13:06):
that you don't The first rule of scream club is
that you have to sign something that says that they're
not responsible if you hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yourself while screaming. Oh geez.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The second rule of scream Club is if you don't that,
you don't talk about what you brought to scream club.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Why don't you screaming in scream Club?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You're not saying why what is it that is making
you scream? They're like, you can come here and scream,
but we don't want to hear your baggage?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Gotcha?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So first they start with breath work, You set an intention,
and then you scream.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Why why? Well, that would make me want to know why.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
That would not make you want to know why. I
would walk out of like No.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's like, is that a hippo? It feels great? You
should try it. It looks like you scream That looks
like wow, So.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah that I see the benefits. Do that today you
may feel much lighter. If my eyes were closed and
I didn't see you doing that, I would for sure
think we were like buy some like Cannibal was on
its way out for sure. Exciting news for Benson Boone.
(14:28):
He's going to headline a show at the Kennedy Space Center.
Cool This is happening on November twenty ninth, and the
reason why it's a big deal it's because Visa has
timed up with the Rocket Garden at the Kennedy Space
Center and it's going to be streamed worldwide on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So if you love.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Benson Boone, get ready, Katy Perry. Yeah, I saw this headline.
I thought for sure that meant he was going to
go to space.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Maybe will be that way you can see in space.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, maybe it'll be his first like imformance into the
space world.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
God of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It works.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And lastly, all of you catfishers, you're going down because
Tinder has a plan now to tackle fake profiles because
they're now adding facial verification tools.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh just like with your phone.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You know, if you use it to have your face
recognition on your phone for any of the apps that
you open with passwords and stuff, you can do that.
You're gonna have to do that now with Tinder.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Wait, you can get your apps opened by facial recognition.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah yeah, oh that's cool.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Doesn't like my whole phone unlocks with my face, but
like not certain apps?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh mind you yeah? But why yeah, like because it's
extra protected. Oh, like you can't hack my face?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, but can as you type in a pass code.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's easier for me to just look at it, but
you don't see their own. Don't you feel like looking
at it?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah? Yeah, I find it easier than I don't remember
the password.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
No, that's fair, I should know you could unlock it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Usually the app will ask you like, do you want
to use whatever face recognition?
Speaker 13 (15:51):
If?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Okay, I'm sorry, that was funny. Jubil doesn't know any
of his passwords.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh no, no, no, I never do that. It's nice.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
I thought you were allowed to put like your face
like a face pass code on your app.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, you have an option. It's not like guaranteed.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
But now with Tinder, they're going to make it a
thing so that they verify that you're a real person. Gotcha.
It's getting safer out there. Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Come on, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on
the Jubile Show. Amelia is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend
Deshaun for eight months now and she already thinks something
is going on. So we'll see if we canna help
her out. Amelia, Sorry you have to come on the
show like this, But what's up? Why do you think
Deshaun is cheating?
Speaker 13 (16:36):
He's just been acting differently lately, like he's not been
really affectionate, and when I do talk to him, he's
he just kind of ignores me and he seems really annoyed.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
So I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
It feels like something something happened, something changed.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 10 (17:02):
Well, not like really directly. I guess I've asked like
if he've.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Upset with me or if he feels okay, but he
just isn't.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
He doesn't really answer.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
He seems like he's like this upset, but I don't know,
like nothing really happened between us.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
It just kind of came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's frustrating. It is that makes you feel a little nuts.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
It makes me feel pretty weird.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yeah, like I don't know what's going on, and I
feel like I'm just kind of like talking into this.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, you know, yeah, unfortunately, yes, I do know very well.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So have you started to do any investing? I know
it sucks, but.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Have you ever have you started to do any investigation
on your own, like is there something that you may
suspect could have happened or any other signs that you're seeing.
Speaker 13 (17:57):
I haven't, no, not really like like I hadn't like
looking at it, hishone or anything like I I don't know,
like I look to see some like comments on his
like Instagram, but yeah, something there stuff like that, Like
I don't know, like he doesn't like nothing's really changed
(18:20):
except for how he's talking to me. And I thought
things were like going okay, and but not not anymore.
Like he used to be like really fun and like
like he would like really pay attention to me a lot,
and he'd always like answer my calls in text straight away.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
And now it just feels like I'm annoying him.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
What has he been doing? Like has he been going
out with his friends more? Is he spending more time
at work any of that, or he's just feeling annoyed
with you.
Speaker 17 (18:50):
Yeah, it seems like he's been really busy, like he's
he's like, well, I'm just going a lot going on
and working more like he said, like a friend of
back in town or something.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't know, Okay, So it just kind of seems
shady to you.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Just kind of kind of shady and like, I don't
know if it's.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
If he's like, if he's if he's like cheating on me,
or if he's like, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Sad, I don't know if he's not talking.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
To me, like my intuition, like, I know there's something
going on, but I can't figure out what it is.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm really impressed with how you're handling it so far,
though I know a lot of people that would have
exploded at this point and forced it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
All right, the grocery store, he's a rewards card Rembera.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
him and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get you to catch a
cheater right after this.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Right in the middle of to Catch a g and
if you're just joining us, Amelia is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of eight months named
Deshan might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky reward member who gets
free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see
if he sends those to his girlfriend Amelia or to
(20:20):
somebody else. But before we do that, Amelia, why don't
you just give us a real quick breakdown at your
situation again.
Speaker 13 (20:26):
Yeah. Yeah, we've been waiting for eight months and the
things are going really well, and recently he's just been
really distant and not responding to my text and emails
and when you guys just really annoyed.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hey, that's so frustrating. Yeah, are you ready for us
to call him the rude?
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hey, this is Carby calling from SO. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Sean.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You that's you? Man?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Is this Dale?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
From what growth is? Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
DeShawn? What's up?
Speaker 10 (21:14):
Man?
Speaker 18 (21:20):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Everybody didn't know calls the show all the time.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, uh, you're calling me.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm guessing that's right, man, Sean, I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Guessing you know why we're calling ah?
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Man?
Speaker 19 (21:35):
Yeah, I would have been happy to speak to you guys,
but I know This is not a good call.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
This is a to catch a cheeter man and Dale.
You know that your girlfriend Amelia is on the phone
and what's talking?
Speaker 10 (21:50):
What do you mean me talking to him all the time?
Speaker 19 (21:54):
You know, I told up the show and you know
we we you know, we we built the rapport.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
We built like a relationship. You we just talk about
different times, stuff like that.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Wait, you were you were on the.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Before something like that.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (22:15):
So I'm guessing you heard the dirty little secret. I
did a couple of weeks ago. I'm still it's probably
what you called.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Amelia?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
No, No, I didn't know that he called in for
a dirty little little secret?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
But what was your secret to Sean?
Speaker 19 (22:37):
This is gonna uh yeah, yeah, yes, I think yes
should tell what somebody.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ye much as we love you, this is on you.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, you know to to have my back.
Speaker 19 (22:53):
Oh man, it was I mean it's a long time ago.
It was a situationation, uh you know with a family
member with with with your aunt.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Excuse me started.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
To begin like which she just spit that out so
quickly now, I.
Speaker 19 (23:14):
Mean you got to rip the band aid, right, you
can't just man, Yeah, it was a situation which you
aren't A.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Long time ago, A long time ago.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
We've been waiting for eight months. They couldn't have been
that long ago.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Eight months is a long time.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh come on, you.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Were a grown man. Eight months is nothing.
Speaker 19 (23:34):
But yeah, you know your aunt, uh you know Emily. Uh,
some stuff happened there.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
And you know, I know, I do know.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I mean, you know how she is. You told me
how she.
Speaker 19 (23:47):
Was that persons about you know how she acts, she does,
so excuse me, I mean to be honest, it's been
awkward ever since.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Uh.
Speaker 19 (24:00):
You know, like remember when you was at your dad's
house for his birthday and you know, everybody was there
stuff like that, like he was you know, I'm pushing
her back like I'm not trying to deal with her,
and she was still coming on to me.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
You know.
Speaker 19 (24:14):
After that, I was uncomfortable, Like I regret everything, Like
I'm not proud of what I did.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
I sincerely apologize. I got to just be honest with you.
Speaker 19 (24:23):
I should have never done it, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
You know I love you. You know I don't. I
don't want to be with nobody else.
Speaker 10 (24:32):
DeShawn, Are you saying that you to my aunt Emily?
At my dad party.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
No, I didn't know. I never said that. I'm we
did it before your Dad's party. I'm saying that.
Speaker 19 (24:47):
She was dead because I didn't want any dealings with her.
I didn't want nothing.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
To do with her. I regretted it. I regret it
to this day.
Speaker 19 (24:53):
Uh, with every every piece of my soul. I regret it.
And the reason why I mentioned you Dad's party is
because she was still coming on to me and I
didn't want no dealers with her or any other woman
for that matter. You know, the only person in the
world I wanted you. I'm a man, you know. I
made a huge mistake. That's why I said. I didn't
want to be a victim about the situation. But she
(25:15):
did seduce me. I was weak and I fell for it.
I should have never fail for it. But you know,
we've been through a lot since then, and we grew closer.
But we got all of these plans and goals that
were building together. And I don't want to lose you,
and I don't want to you lose this life for anything.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 19 (25:33):
I'm really sorry in it. I swear this never happened again.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 (25:40):
Me.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Did you grow closer.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Amelia, you said he's been acting all kinds of weird
and avoiding you.
Speaker 19 (25:45):
Well, yeah, you know, I have been acting a little
weird lately because you know, I've been wanting to tell
you and I don't know how to tell you, you know,
and I just wanted to get this off my chest
so we can move.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
On with our lives.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Okay, Well you didn't get it off your chest. I
called the radio station to talk to you. So maybe
next time you're going through something sort of avoiding me.
Speaker 10 (26:07):
Okay.
Speaker 19 (26:09):
Well, you know I messed up, you know, and I'm
sincerely sorry, and can we can we just you know,
talk more about this in private.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I love you guys, everybody.
Speaker 19 (26:20):
I love y'all, but I think I need to address
this privately, and you know, okay.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
With you, Melia, Yeah, I think I think we all
to talk about Dale.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Keep us posted, okay, And Amelia, I'm glad you found
out and stay.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Away from aunt Emily.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Yeah, and thank wow, I'm glad we got that up.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yeah. Man, Emily, she's ferocious when she wants something.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
The Jewel shows to catch up.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Cheater, don't call me stupid.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
To call you stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I've worn dresses with higher right ques.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for twice tickets, So call us up if
you want to play. Eight eight eight three four three
one six one eighty eight three four three one o
six one. You can also dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if you
think you have what it takes.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
To destroy Victoria. I was gonna say, what are you
gonna say? Really is picking the right word?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I actually have a message to all children out.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
There, all the haters.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
But okay, oh no, all children, Yeah, all children who
go to school, don't start fights, guys, because yesterday apparently
kids were starting a fight and my mom got in
the middle of it, tried to break it up.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Dude, she got a.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Concussion and now she really called macbrace. Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I got the message this morning and I was.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Like wow, because she's a teacher, she's.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yes, and she tried to break up a fight yesterday.
That you kids started who knows what reason.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh my god, you had to go to the er. Wow. Yeah,
thanks a lot of kids. You can't blame all of
the kids. But that's two lessons. Kids don't start fights.
Adults don't step in if kids are fighting.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, honestly, I was like, why did you step in?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Dang?
Speaker 14 (28:18):
That sucks. Though it feels better soon, It's not funny.
It's just like, wow, that's sad. Well, wish your mom's
peter recovery.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
But if you want to beat her.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Daughter, Victoria calls right now, we'll play you vers Victoria
next said you will show only.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Some sort of a mentally challenged airhead. No, not even
I didn't say that.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
It's like, why am I even listening to you to
begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for twice tickets, and let's meet today's
contestant for you verse victim.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Joe, What up, Joe? How are you?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Hey? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Good morning? What's going on that a whole lot just.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Got my daughter and her friend. We listen to you guys.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
Every mornings for Victoria.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
So my daughter has always been you should try, you
should try. So here we are, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What's your daughter's name, Alicia?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
It's a really pretty name.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yep, that is a pretty name. Is she ready to
watch you destroy Victoria in a game of trivia?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Why do you guys see like that?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Or is she ready to watch you get destroyed?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Be honest, she would be open for both.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Let's go, all right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio, and here
we go, Joe. The game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, so good,
all right, here we go. Your time starts.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Now. What does ed M stand for.
Speaker 19 (30:00):
Electric dance music?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
What planet has the shortest days?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Which social media platform allows users to create and follow boards.
Which band's album cover features a baby floating in a
swimming pool. Which question and answer site was co founded
by two former Facebook employees in twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's hard.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
That is a hard.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Twitter, all right, and then we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you show.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
If you were a traffic sign, what would you.
Speaker 19 (30:44):
Say, Uh, yield, that's gonna because I'm one that says
you go fast, you mess up, so always take thanks.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Love all run Okay, Victoria? If you were traffic sign,
what would you say? I don't think I would be words.
I think mine would be arrows pointing every direction you
could go, yeah, and then but it would be like.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
At all corners of the stop area.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So then it's honestly a mess, chaos. Fun to see
a sign.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Like that, right, I'm saying, together, alright, here.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
We go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to be Joe outright to win, and Joe you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Ahead.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
What does E D M stand for?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh? Dang it? Editorial music?
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Wait a d wait?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Nevermind?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Passed? What planet has the shortest days?
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Which planet Earth?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Which social media platform align users to create and follow boards?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Wait, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
What which social media platform allows users to create and
follow boards? Which band's album cover features a baby floating
in a swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What ed your Oh no, coolie do Ja Khalen?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Dang it? All right, and you know kind of got
that in.
Speaker 19 (32:11):
I didn't feel the best about that.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did our normal scoreboard, our social
media brucer.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Gabby is out, So Nina's got your score.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
So Joe did get one question wait for it, and
so did Victoria.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What how do you get to a tie? Dang it, Joe,
that means you win.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Congratulations, you beat Victoria. Yeah, and you got twice tickets
just to play. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Eight m is electronic dance music. Oh, Jupiter is the
planet with the shortest days. Pinterest is the social media
platform that allows boards. Nirvana is the band that had
the album cover that had the baby floating in the
swimming pool.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
And so is Dja Kalen.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't think the baby's floating, but that was a
good guess though. And then the two Facebook employees that
started a question an answer site was called Cora Cura Corala.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Facebook did him? Two guys create Facebook?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
One guy? I created one guy Mark's Suckerberg.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh but he was in like yeah Nema. Also, I'm
showing the album cover for DJ Collins.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, baby in a pool and Nirvana wanted the baby.
Baby is like in the water, like all the way.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
In the water.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, it's like you're in the water too. That's in
a hot tub.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah it's still floating.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I mean it's close, but it's not right. Joe, thank
you for playing managed.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Thank you guys. You guys every morning and love. I
appreciate you man, thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
We play You Were Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just d
m us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubileshow dot com.
Speaker 12 (33:48):
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Speaker 2 (33:55):
Madison is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Brent.
So in a second we're gonna call him and Seefield
tell us why is ghost singer and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Madison, how long has it
been since you heard from Brent?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
So it's been nine days, and who's counting.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, all right, nine days, that's definitely a long time.
Have you tried to reach out to him?
Speaker 17 (34:18):
I have.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
I you know, I've texted, I've tried to call, but
you know nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about your date?
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Okay, So the date was amazing.
Speaker 12 (34:28):
We went to wine tasting on a rooftop and you know,
we both wanted to do something a little extra and
I like to feel like the main character. So it's
totally delivered.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, awesome. Did he make you feel like the main character?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
He did.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
We actually even had like this super cute Hallmark movie moment,
and yeah, we both reached for the same class and
you know, like we had a nice, nice laugh about it.
Speaker 15 (34:57):
Like you asked, guys, it's feel like cut It.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Does feel good when you make the person that you're
on a date with laugh. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Yeah, Like I think he was enjoying himself. You know,
we had great conversation, Like the whole night was really fun.
And then you know, he watched me to my car
and he kissed me on the cheek, which I thought
was very gentlemanly and very romantic.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Yeah, then he was like tonight was surprisingly awesome. Also
real duck.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I kind of loved that because he had like attitude
with it, or maybe he just you know, you exceeded
his expectations in a really good way.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
Yeah, like I liked that.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
It's kind of I don't know, it's kind of like
playing with me, you know, like like joking around, like
we had good answer.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
This was really sweet.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Okay, Well, why do you think that he could be ghosting?
You did something happen on the date that was kind
of like awkward or rude that wasn't surprisingly the word?
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Well, so this guy sound bad, Like I get it,
but I do have a personalized license on my car.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, who is it? A?
Speaker 12 (36:04):
So it says princess, you know, without the vowels prnc
as as Oh you okay, super cute, right character, really
cute thanks convertible mini, And I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
So why do you think that would be the problem?
Speaker 15 (36:22):
You know, like maybe I threw them off.
Speaker 12 (36:24):
He stared at it for like a solid thirty seconds
before getting in a zuber, So maybe he thought I
was like spoiled or something.
Speaker 10 (36:32):
But it's cute.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
It's ironic, you know.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Maybe if he doesn't have a sense of humor, maybe
he did thinks that you were saying, look at me,
I'm high maintenance.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Right, it's possible. Are you high maintenance?
Speaker 15 (36:45):
Am I high maintenance?
Speaker 10 (36:46):
No?
Speaker 15 (36:46):
Am I maintenance?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay, we'll see we can help you out.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
We'll play a song, come back, and then call in
and see if you'll tell us why is ghosting you,
and then get you a second date if you still
want one.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, all right, thank you so much. All right, we'll get.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Your first a follow up next right in the middle
of your first day follow up if you're just joining us.
Madison is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Brent.
So we're about to call Brent and see if they
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a
second date.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
But first, Madison, why don't you tell us about your
situation one more time?
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Real quick?
Speaker 10 (37:15):
For sure? So we went on the Stabulo State.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
We went to like a super cheat rooftop bar, had
a bunch of really really yet me.
Speaker 15 (37:22):
Drinks, super flirty.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
He was amazing, and then he walked me back to
the car like a general gentleman, and he kissed me
on the cheek and then he kind of stared at
my license plate which says princess on my favorite c Minnie.
And I don't know if that throw them all for what?
But it's now been nine days. I know who's counting,
(37:47):
but I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him? Yes?
Speaker 15 (37:54):
Lee, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
And you think it might be because he thinks you're
high maintenance.
Speaker 15 (37:58):
I mean maybe, but I don't know why you would
think that.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
All right, then, right here we go. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:26):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Hi, I may I speak to Brent? Please?
Speaker 10 (38:30):
This is Brent.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
How are you? This is the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show. Hi, Brent. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jubile. How are you?
Speaker 15 (38:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 10 (38:39):
How's it going? Why? Why am I on the radio?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Have you ever listened to the show before? I have?
Speaker 10 (38:46):
But I mean that doesn't explain it for me. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay? We do a segment on our show that's called
the First Aid follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and you end up
ghosting them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're getting ghosted. So we
got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Please don't say it's Princess Madison.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Are you ghosting?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
It is Princess Madison. Are you talking about it? And
says princess on it?
Speaker 10 (39:16):
Ah, all right, Look, Madison is super sweet, beautiful, funny
and deeply committed to referring to herself and the third
person really not just yeah, and it's not just Madison
but always Princess Medicine. I mean it was crazy, Like
(39:39):
at first I thought it was a joke, but she
kept saying, and she kept being like, be right back,
Princess mads has to run and tinkle. At that point,
I was just like allowing myself to be oh my yes,
over and over, Princess mad has gotta take another sip
of this delicious wine. Princess mad loves this little napkin.
It was I mean, I thought it was a joke,
(40:00):
and I just started to, like, you know, I accepted
what it was and allowed myself to just kind of
be entertained. But I mean that that was it.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Maybe she kept doing it because you were laughing and
she thought, oh, cute, this makes him laugh.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Princess mad is funny.
Speaker 20 (40:16):
I mean, even if that was it, like it was,
it was relentless. It was all night, and she referred
to her car as her royal carriage, like ironically, she
meant it.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Are you sure she meant it?
Speaker 10 (40:30):
We were literally in the parking garage. She spun pointed
to the car and said, there she is, Princess Madison's
royal chariot. You couldn't do it. I couldn't.
Speaker 15 (40:42):
You couldn't do it?
Speaker 10 (40:44):
Are you? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Brenda's Madison. She's on the phone and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 10 (40:50):
Oh gosh, she's here. She is.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I thought we had vines bran like, you can't to me?
You even said that you thought it was surprisingly awesome.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Keywords surprisingly Yeah, I didn't expect to be on a
date with a with a full Disney character. I mean
you corrected the somalia and said, actually, Princess Madison prefers
her white chilled, not her attitude. But what does that
even mean?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
That?
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Okay, it's called having a personality.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
Look sign on the boring girl on dates.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
And act normal.
Speaker 15 (41:31):
You said you liked that I was fun.
Speaker 10 (41:34):
You' fun is great, referring to yourself and a third
person like you're like you're narrating your own Barbie movie
that was slightly less great.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
Wow, Okay, you're the only person that ever had a
problem with my big personality.
Speaker 15 (41:49):
So this is actually starting to sound like you saying
and not me.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Oh did you not person?
Speaker 10 (41:57):
You said?
Speaker 12 (41:58):
Okay, well maybe I'm sure you growing up, Princess Madison
is usually the star.
Speaker 15 (42:04):
So that sounds that's the problem.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
You do you even know? Do you even hear yourself?
So you just did it again? You guys understand what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Right, she sounds like a good time.
Speaker 10 (42:15):
A good time to watch on TV, not someone to
like hang out with. That was I felt crazy. I
felt like I was being prank Wow.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 10 (42:25):
I mean listen, as much as I have appreciated the
you know, the Princess Show, I think I would absolutely
lose my mind if I had to spend another few
hours in the Princess Show show.
Speaker 12 (42:39):
Just because I have I have high self esteem and have,
like you know, a lot of things, a delusional self esteem.
Speaker 15 (42:48):
Okay, sir, you know what ask me if I want
a second date? Go ahead.
Speaker 10 (42:52):
I don't need to know.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I don't need to know, Brent, would you like a
second date with Madison? We'll pay for it. You'll pay
for it. Yeah, no, for sure not man Madison. Would
you like a second date with Brent? Will pay for it?
Speaker 15 (43:06):
Yeah, he's just gonna make it all about him. And yeah,
I'm good.
Speaker 10 (43:11):
I'm good, Princess Madison Owl. Do you have is your
driver running the carriage tonight? Or do you have those
like mice that turned into horses? How are you gonna?
Are you, you know, riding your own vehicle or do
you have your royal ntroshet?
Speaker 15 (43:22):
Gary clever?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Brent?
Speaker 15 (43:24):
Good job, you.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Know you're fairy.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 15 (43:27):
Daddy read you before bed Zummer.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
All right, now you're kind of patial. He thought it
was funny, but yours is crazy. No, I'm not flighty.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
You're crazy.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
You don't know what you you called in you're the
one who wants to do this on the radio. Yeah,
because you know what I thought you. I thought you
were worth it.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Clearly you're not.
Speaker 15 (43:49):
Clearly you're a loser. Prince exactly. Not my friend of charming.
Speaker 10 (43:55):
Well, anyone you marry, you'll be a friend because you're
a princess. That's how it works. They turn into one.
I gets started to deal with the marriage. Cool, cool, cool,
I wish you was so much lockier the right time.
I'll watch the show when it airs, but not about
as close as I'm going to get to you.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh right, well, I'm sorry, no second date, Madison, but
it sounds like you're fine with it.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I wouldn't watch show.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Up.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Do you know what
your partner has you saved as in their phone? If
you don't know, you.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Should probably figure it out because if you guys ever
split up or get divorced.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Specifically, it could get you some money.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Wait what, Yes, it just happened to this couple, and
I'm going to tell you, first of all what he
saved her ass and how she's getting money.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Okay, that's coming up in a second. But here's another
fun question.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
If you could go back you think I'd like how
to drink or something right now, But if you could
go back and live in any era, what would it be?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
He's not say era.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Let me say decade because I mean specifically, like fifty six.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
I was gonna say decades make more sense because eras
are just.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Like okay, focus, yeah, decades, John Taylor swift me right now,
I don't know ju Will like ten, the tens, like
the first decade.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
All right, whatever, what why you'd have to live outside,
You have to do everything yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
You gotta to start a fire. I don't know how
to catch food catfish.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Okay, I don't know you're around twenty. I say twenty eighty,
twenty eighty twenty a D twenty a D. I think
I asked you the wrong question.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Yeah, you really, because it's just like my firally.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
It is definitely taking a different turn, definitely first entry though.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
So I brought that up.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Because Vegas has plans for a new type of theme park,
so it looks like Disney is getting some competition. Maybe
I should have said that, But anyway, the idea is
with Jesus.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Oh my god, that's the way. But okay, I gotta
tell you that next Yeah, so that'll be one of
his disciples. That'd be cool. So you're like, what's up, man,
we're going to do today? Having up Jesus? Like what up? Yeah, boy, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Okay, we'll then see your suits.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Man.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I am hammered on this sacrament of y. Let's go in,
let's go on and do something.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Oh my gosh, you're gonna have to visit the next
place that I tell you about. Hey, man, I guess
some water turned on some wine for me. Yeah, let's
see this. Okay, So back to my decade question.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
So Vegas is opening up a theme park that is
all about retro nostalgia. So it's focusing on anywhere from
the fifties to the nineties. So you can ride ride
so different experiences in the different decades. As of right now,
Jesus is not included.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Ye, well they should make one with twenty eighty or whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And Jesus side note.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Have you heard the story about the woman that found
a picture of Jesus and Mary in a in a bin,
like in a bin she thrifted it.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
It was a twenty dollars painting. Then they put the painting.
Was it one of those ones is like super expensive?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
No, it's dripping murr. What's merv it's dripping mers merred
up in a they have it up in a church.
Murr is what it had originally when like the Three
Kings came or something.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
It's it's biblical. Yeah, gold freak And since.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Murr, Oh, it's like it's like not paint but like
what they used as paint.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
No, like a resin from like a tree some medicinal smells,
you know.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, so get in candles and get it in whatever
those oils and things like that.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
And it's really crazy. It's super trending and people are
visiting it from all around the world.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
I just they believe that it's just like, how's their picture?
Speaker 4 (47:34):
She's just married. They didn't have cannons back then.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
It's a painting. Oh I probably did say picture. You
guys have really taking all my word choices very literally.
I'm sorry, I need to be way more clear. Interesting, Okay,
let me just jump to the very last story. We'll
go back to how you can get paid if you
know what your name is saved in and your partner's phone.
So there's a husband who's now forced to pay his
ex wife because he saved her number in his phone under.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh, she knew that while.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
They were married, so during their moment divorce proceedings, she
brought it up exactly, but she claimed it was degrading
and damaging to their marriage, and the court actually ruled
in her favor.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah. Another I just saved as chubby. Why do you
put chubby in the phone?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Like I'm everything you can.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Put it doesn't sound like he was a nice husband. No,
so if you haven't checked checked it out.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I mean, Chubbs would be a cute pet name, though, Yeah,
I don't think it would go over well.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
It sound cute though, like, hey, Chubs, you want to
go do something? No, I'm not gonna. I'm not responding
to to movies Friday night. Chubs. It's cute, but I
don't think it would go over well. And talking to
my little fat puppy not a person that's a trending.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
Jubels dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Hello, Hello, here, you have a dirty little secret? I do, Sweet?
Speaker 6 (48:54):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (48:55):
I'm honking up with my brother's.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Boss, brother's boss. Wow? Oh cool, Okay.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
He doesn't know. Now. He did catch me and downstairs.
Speaker 21 (49:06):
In their office, but I just said I was coming
to visit him, so he couldn't think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Your brother is he nothing?
Speaker 4 (49:13):
That's weird?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
My brother would be like.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Why yeah, Like if my sister showed up to my
job dis visit me, that would be odd.
Speaker 12 (49:20):
No.
Speaker 21 (49:21):
I mean we're pretty close to net family. We have
dinner every Sunday together, like.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
That's the kind of thing we do. But the thing
is that my brother was just kind of an ad
to me when I was a kid.
Speaker 21 (49:34):
And so my guy, his boss is like making him
do work and he complains about it every Sunday at dinner,
and I just think it's hilarious and it's.
Speaker 10 (49:43):
Because of me. I just I'm horrible. I just I
couldn't help myself.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
You wait, your boss is making him do that work
because of you?
Speaker 10 (49:56):
Yes, like doing this stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Oh you guys brother doing the things that you need.
Speaker 21 (50:02):
You ever had him to do is dry cleaning once,
like one is dry cleaning too, the dry cleaners, but
it was actually mine.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
Fantastic.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh wow wow, I guess that's a win win for you. Right, well,
thank you for telling us you dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (50:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
By Hey, what's up is the you will show a
dirty little secret? You have one?
Speaker 18 (50:23):
Yeah, so I gotta warn you because my dirty little
secret has layers. But let me start by telling you
that I've been getting anonymous gifts at work. Oh cool,
and I think I know who it's from.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Who.
Speaker 18 (50:37):
So my boss he has a boyfriend, so he's gay.
And my boss's boyfriend comes around office sometimes and he
always has these off handed comments about you know, how
I fit into my parents, or how my hair looks
nice today, you know, things like.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
That nice or sexual harassment.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Pretty much. Anyway.
Speaker 18 (50:56):
The last time we were together, we were looking at
something online and it was like a chacuzzi said something like, oh,
that'd be perfect for the three of us, meaning him.
Speaker 6 (51:04):
My boss, and me.
Speaker 18 (51:06):
Right, So getting this anonymous gift at work. It's got
a little note attached to it saying, hey, let me
know if you ever want to try the other side.
And then it says something like like with a number
three on it, and I'm like, oh, that's totally who
it is, you know, and I have a girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (51:22):
I'm straight.
Speaker 19 (51:23):
Just to make that clear now, my girlfriend.
Speaker 18 (51:25):
I've been bringing her to like work events, so she's
met everybody. And to make this whole situation that much weird,
I brought it up to my girlfriend. I told her
that this is what's happening, and she's kind of into.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
It, like for you to watch or like do that.
Speaker 18 (51:41):
Too, No, like she wants to be involved. But the
thing is that I wouldn't want like my boss to
be involved. So I mean we're thinking about it, maybe
maybe not, who knows if it'll happen.
Speaker 19 (51:51):
I don't know, but I.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Think it's the right career move.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Good luck with that telling us your dirty little secret, Ally,
what's
Speaker 7 (52:04):
Your dirty little secret.
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