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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Sorry, it's The Jewel Show. You know what that sound is. No,
it isn't you looking at the receipt after filling up
your gas tank? Oh are you sure it's not the
sound of a woman receiving a naughty picture text from
Elon Musk. That's the sound of somebody sitting on their
couch watching their favorite scary movies. And it's almost Halloween,
(00:25):
and that's the time that families gather around the television
and watch terrific scenes of murder, mayhem and tworking demons
for hours and just in time for Halloween. There's a
list of horror movies that are actually based on true events.
And you'd be surprised what movies you thought were just
made up that are actually based on real stories. I'll
(00:46):
go over right after this. It's The Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And am Bill Harder ghost told them to get out
of the house.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
White people stayed in there.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That that's a hit and a half for your asss
a ghost get I would just tip them at the door.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
The wan looking in the toilet bowl was blood in
the tarlet e, so that's peculiar. I would have been
in the house to say, oh baby, this is beautiful.
Are Chandelin hanging up here, kids outside playing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's a beautiful neighborhood being out underwhere I really love them.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
This is really nice.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Too bad, we can't stay baby.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's almost Halloween. It's the Jewbile Show, and a lot
of people will spend their Halloween watching horror movies. And
a list of horror movies that people like to watch
this time of year that are actually based on true
events is going viral, and you might be surprised at
what movies are actually based on real things. Let's go
(01:44):
over it right now. The Amonville Horror. Yeah, it's actually
based on a true story. If you don't know what
that film is, it's a family moves into a Long
Island home and is tormented by violent paranormal forces. The
real story behind that is there was a family called
the Lutz family that said they experienced monic activity after
a gruesome nineteen seventy four murder took place in their house.
(02:05):
Later residents never reported a thing. Just weird real estate values,
I guess. But I'm sure I think the house is
still there, isn't it. I think it is still around? Yeah? Wait,
what is it called? Amitymy Bill Horror? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't know if there's anybody that actually lives in
that house. Sorry, keep going.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I really why would you If it's haunted. Some people
are into this, some people would move into it. I
don't think I would buy a haunted house. If if
like there were rumors that have been haunted and people
were like, yeah, all this stuff has gone on, is documented,
I'd be like, I'll just I'll wait, even if it's
an area I really want to live in, I'll wait
for a house that is not like all haunted. Yeah,
it used to be cheaper. You're not worth past. I
(02:42):
don't think ten years. There's a list going viral of
horror movies that people like to watch for Halloween that
are actually based on true events. Some of it might
surprise you. A Nightmare on Elm Street from nineteen eighty four,
No you don't remember that teenagers are hunted down in
their dreams by Freddy Krueger, a burned killer with a
bladed glove, and that is actually based on an event
(03:03):
that director Wes Craven rest. Wes Craven read about a
boy who died after refusing to go to sleep due
to recurring nightmares. What it was the inspiration for the idea.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
What's that one thing where that you have if you
you can't sleep insomnia, yes, but domnia, but it's the
one you're trapped in your own body.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's it's like your Yes, I think it's sleep.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Prousses where it's like you proses is trippy, are actually
like trapped in your own body and you like you're awake,
but your body's not awake, and so it's like it's weird.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, I've had it happened a few times. It is trippy.
Sleep bross is a very weird thing. So your eyes
are open, Yeah, you're like awake, but you can't move.
A lot of times there's like this little like demon
elf thingy in the corner that a lot of people report.
I didn't see the demon elffingy, but I did hear talking,
so it was really weird. It was like weird whispery
(03:56):
talking and that was like I felt a breath, like
it was like windy on me. But you can't move.
You're trying to like I was trying to scream, but
you can't scream, so you're kind of awaken, kind of
in a dream straight state. It's very nuts. Yeah, and
that demon in the corner. You probably already had one
around him, But like, do that's so scary? Is that
like when you feel pressure on you? Not really, it's
(04:19):
a little different. Maybe it is, I don't know, but
you wake up and you can't move. It's really trippy.
That is scary. Another horror movie that is based on
true events to Conjuring from twenty thirteen. I know she's
heardormal Investigators ed and Lorraine Warren helped the Rhode Island
family battle a malevolent spirit. That's from the film, but
the real story the Warrens documented hundreds of alleged hauntings,
(04:40):
and this movie adapts their nineteen seventies parent family case.
So these Warren people have actually been inspiration for a
lot of scary movies.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh good, Yeah, they get paid for that. I'm sure
they did. I mean, you know, seriously, the movie Annabelle
in twenty fourteen. Yeah, a film about a demonic doll
that terrorizes young people and a young couple on their baby.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's based on a real story. Isn't that doll real?
Isn't that the one that lives in Vegas? There's a
real doll. It's actually a raggedy ann doll that the
Warren's kept in one of their ocult museums and it
said to have caused it accidents of bad luck. So
it's a raggedy an doll. Oh my god. In the
movie it's like an actual, like old porcelain type doll,
but it's a that's even scarier that it's a raggedy andol.
I don't know why they change that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I can say I watched the last movie and they
had it like in a case, and then you just
see it like someone like messed up the case or something,
and then you just see all this stuff happen. But
I thought that influencer bought a house where the doll lives,
didn't he recently?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know that there was a story about an influencer
that went to visit the doll in Vegas at this
museum that has all haunted.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Stuff, and then he was like cursed, really bad.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Why would you put all the haunting things in a
museum together.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
People are into this stuff, they're asking for possession, and
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The nineteen ninety six classic scream Whichebrity remembers a mass
killer TOMPs teens with horror movie Trip year before slashing
them up. That was based on a real story as well.
Wait what, it's inspired by the nineteen ninety Gainesville Ripper
murders in Florida where five college students were killed. Oh geez, okay, well,
what's kind of nuts about that?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Is later on in the screen franchise, it like jokes
on the fact that there was a movie made about
the massacre, and then like that's what people keep talking
about it, and then it happens again.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But so that's kind of what happens. We actually made
a movie about that. Yeah, it's trippy to see how
many of these things are actually based on real events.
The very classic The Birds, which is a horror film
from the sixties. You might not have heard about, but no,
I don't know that. It's a seaside town that's overrun
by violent and explicitly aggressive birds. It's actually a scary movie.
I've watched it before. It's trippy. What kind of bird
(06:46):
are just regular birds? I don't know, like what they
started attacking people? And you know, it's nuts, But I
guess in nineteen sixty one, thousands of sea birds in
Capital Capitola Capitola, California, wherever that is crashed into homes
cars actually ended up causing some deaths of people. Was
later blamed by toxic algae affecting the bird's brains like zombies.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Meanwhile, I was gonna be like, well, I know the
animals can seek ghosts, so maybe they were more easily possessed.
And then Lena attacking people, it's true.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
And then of course the Exorcist, the Exorcism of the
Exorcism of Emily Rose, Poltergeist, all of those based on
the same story.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
So it's another jubile phone frame twentiessa ousa.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm tempting to remain calm. My name is pe Deakins,
and I need to lodge a complaint with the manager.
Please let me speak to the manager right away.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
This is the manager.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
How can I help you? What was the issue?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh boy, having a lot of trouble being calm here Madison,
you're the manager. I am yeah, I have a huge
complaint that I need to lodge, and I am very upset.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Okay, what was the issue?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No big deal? Your restaurant has just ruined my life,
No big deal.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Can you explain to me what the problem is? And
then I might be able to actually have Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I would love to explain it. And again, I'm trying
to remain calm because it's been impossible to remain calm
since I ate at your establishment. I had a steak there,
and I don't know where you're getting your cattle from,
but obviously it's a cattle farm where the cows are angry.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
A cattle farm where the cows are angry. I'm hued.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yep. You served me a steak that was full of rage,
and I ingested that rage, and then I took that
rage with me throughout the rest of the day after
I ate it, and it's still there. I'm still having
trouble being calm. And it was a week ago, so
I don't know how much rage was in that steak,
but I ate it and that it consumed me, and
(09:21):
somebody's gonna pay for it.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
So I'm I'm sorry, I'm having trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm a little Let me explain it to you in Madison, Okay,
let me just explain it to you so you can.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I'm trying to be I'm trying to be helpful here.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I all right, all right, Well, I don't know if
you know this medicine. But when an animal experience is
an emotion, it gets into the meat, and then when
somebody eats the meat, that emotion gets into the person.
And you serve me a rage steak. And because of that,
when I left there, I got in a road rage
incident and had to go spend the night in you know,
(10:00):
because of that, also ended up quitting my job, telling
my boss off, stormed out of the place. Now I
don't have a job, I don't have a car, I've
got some legal issues, all because of the steak you
serve me. How do you want to explain that? Huh?
So you.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Think that because of a steak you ate here a
week ago?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Who's who's who's are you?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (10:28):
You're making up really strange. What's going on is.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Trying to calm myself down, because it's very hard for
me to calm myself down since you serve me a
raised steak.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
So let me get this straight. You had a steak
here a week ago, and you I've been angry ever
since rate that steak, and you think that it is
our fault.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You're serving rage steaks. Yeah, your serving meat that obviously
was on a farm where cattles were not happy. Customers
are ingesting it, and they're losing their jobs, and they're
leaving their families and getting divorced. That's another thing to
I didn't tell you about stormed out of my family
getting divorced now, all because it's safe.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
I don't all of I don't think that has anything
to do with.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Your joining experience with us. Thinks the actual issue here
is that you're just an idiot.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Because I don't know what you want from me as
a manager of a steakhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, I can see you just insulted a customer.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Yeah I did, because you're a Luna pic and I
really hope you never set foot in our building again.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
All right, Well, that's it. I'll be suing. You're gonna
be talking to my lawyers, and wait for the protest
later when I come down there, I'll be protesting outside.
I'll be protested outside. I'll be the one with no pants.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
All right there, Well, we'll see you later. I'll be
looking for you, the guy with no pants. I'll be
happy to call the top as soon as I see you. Okay,
have a great.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Day, Hey, Medisine. This is actually Dubil from the Jubil
show doing a phone prank on you and your employee
Brandon set you up.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Wait, I'm sorry what it's a.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Prank phone call? This is Jubil from the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show. And he said that you manage
the restaurant he works at, and you always have to
deal with weird customer complaints, so he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't even beats.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
I wouldn't even bat and I you really do hear
such a crazy thing?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone. Franks, it's time
for Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
So apparently it's high season because another heist just went
down in Florida. But in my opinion, I think that
these thieves got away with something a lot more valuable
than Napoleon's jewels. And I'm going to tell you what
it is in just a second. But first it is
the time to start talking about the holidays. And you know,
the unofficial kickoff to the holidays when Santa comes to
(12:54):
town is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Little Boo Boo is making its debut. What that Yeah,
Pop Mart.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Is going to have its own float, and there's gonna
be other characters to like skull Panda and Peach Riot.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It will be hanging out with La Booboo, Skull Panda
and Peach Ryant.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm not familiar either, but I'm sure that they're huge,
just like the Laboo Boos are. But I mean, it
was only a matter of time people were spending thousands
of dollars on their lab Boo boos crazy, So I'm
sure they're hoping that it's going to draw all the
people out to the streets. But pop Mart just wants
to give people a good time. That's like their only goal.
Bring joy and La Boo Boos doo. So this is
(13:37):
the very first vending machine coming straight from Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's in a hospital in Georgia right now. The only catches.
They only serve wraps and potato chips because it's a
refrigerated vending machine.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Why I want vending machine? Yeah? How do you feel
about that? I don't know if I would want to
eat Chick fil out of a vending machine. Do eat
in general? I haven't in a long time, but I
used to. Their sandwiches are delicious.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But they are open the same amount as like the
regular Chick fil a, So on Sundays they're not open
and the Sunday the vending machine is closed down on
Sundays and they restock it every eighteen hours.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's called chick file a, so like the chicken but
chicken wraps. Yeah, but that's not the same as their
chicken nuggets or their chicken sandwich. That's their chicken.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But this might also be a test, like if they
do the refrigerator vending machine first and then figure out
how to do a hot vending machine, still not going
to eat.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
The same reaction forward. Is there a line throughout the building? Yeah,
and it shows up probably.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And lastly, it is high season because this time a
Mission Impossible style heighest happened out of Floorida Mall and
these thieves ended up drilling a hole in the concrete
roof of the mall and they dropped into the Champs
Sporting goods store and got away with four hundred and
five hundred pairs of Nike and New Balanced shoes, which
can be worth up to fifty thousand dollars. But the
(15:05):
reason why I feel like this is a smarter heist
is because Napoleon's jewels you can't hawk those without them
being known as.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Napoleon Solos on prislist right or Facebook marketplace. People might
know that you're the person that took them, you.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Know, right, but now you're selling sneakers. That's a business.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
But they fully drill the holes inch from the ceiling.
That is mission impossible. I don't want to be a part.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Of that line. Yeah, and then they probably like came
down on those wires.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
No no, no, no, no, no, you're.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Giving them a lot of credit. I bet they're just
are like Spider Man. Yuh yeah. I really don't know. Though.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
The thieves are still on the loose, so the whole
thing is still under investigation. But security came a lot
of sneakers. I'm sure they do. But these people were
masked and all.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Of that stuff. They thought it out.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I don't want to see a security footage. I've been
like jump into the roof and then taking everything up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Cruise, yeah, man, Tom Cruise, bradt George Quinny, that is
what's trendy.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
Stephen is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Yasmin.
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Stephen, how long
has it been since your date?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So, uh, it's been like a week.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Don't you see that she's working?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, I know she's working because we work together.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Oh no, that makes it awkward. Okay, so you went
out on a date with a coworker, but now she's
ghosting you. Yeah, but you still see her at work, right,
exactly awkward.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, let's figure out how we got here. So how
did you guys end up going on a date.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So I just kind of liked her. I always at work,
Like I just you know, we were always kind of vibing.
It seemed like when we were w and I was
just thinking, like why not mix Maybe we can mix
them like some fall vibes and some romance, you know.
And so I invited her over for pumpkin carving and
scary movies. A. Yeah, I thought it was I thought
(17:14):
it was a good idea. What happened on though, I mean,
it's uh, first she looked so good by the way,
she came over like one of these oversized sweaters, like
the cozy kind but still make you look hot kind of,
you know what I mean. She just looked, Yeah, she's
I really, I really did. She's awesome. So the night
it started out great. We had some whiskey, we had
(17:35):
some popcorn, and like before the first pumpkin even made
its appearance, things got kind of steamy on the couch,
Like it kind of just happened a little bit. But
since we worked together, we agree to like sort of
pump the brakes a little bit. You know. It was
like we kind of it was, it got going and
(17:56):
then it kind of backed off, but we were still
having like a really fun, like a slurry night. You know,
We're still kind of like charged up from that. Anyway.
Then came the incidents, as I'd like to refer to it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
All Right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I was kind of like, you know, I was very
in a very like whiskey fueled creative mode, and I
ended up carving a lopsided grin into my pumpkin. When
I was hiring the other it looked like flows from
goonies and that was not what I was going for,
and I kind of lost it. I sort of had
a meltdown over the pumpkins. And I think.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What kind of melt was probably meltown talking.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I mean like I was just like I was, I
was kind of worked up. I was like, yeah, I said,
twenty minutes in the dam phase and like, I may
or may not have launched the pumpkin off the balcony,
belted his mother.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Possibly you've in those situations before I worked.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I worked so hard on the pumpkin and it came
out terribly, and I just kind of, you.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Know, sorry, what is she doing though, Like, while you're
freaking out over your pumpkin and tossing it off of
a balcony.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Meanwhile, her pumpkin looks perfect, It's great. She's like really
good at this. Obviously she's better at this than I am.
And she just kind of like snipped her drink quietly
and was like are you okay? You know, and then
she left soon after, like okay, it's not even like
from the beginning. Yeah, the day I was like, oh, man,
(19:38):
like I just scared away. I got us with a
gourd and.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
All right, well we'll see if that is the reason
that you're getting ghosts, and we'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second day. Okay,
I don't really walk back. Yeah, I'll see if we
can patch that up before you all right, we'll get
your first They fall up next right in the middle
(20:03):
of your first day follow up, And if you're just
joining us, Steven is on the phone and he is
getting ghosted by a woman named Yasmin. So we're about
to call her in a second and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Stephen, why don't you remind
us about your date again?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Real quick? Who I work with? My coworker invited her
to come over for like, you know, pumpkin carving and
scary movies, and everything seemed like it was going well
until I screwed up my pumpkin pretty bad and kind
of ended up throwing it over the balcony and yelling at.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It that is pretty It might have been too much
for her, you know, she might have been like, wow,
if this guy reacts like that with a pumpkin, you know,
might be a little high strung. All right, are you ready?
For us to call her.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, Here, here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak
to Yasmin. Please, Hey, Yasmin, how are you? This is
a radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show. Hi, Yasmin.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jewbul. What's up?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I have? I have caught it before.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well, we're calling you because we got an email about
you from somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So I don't know how much you've listened to the show,
but we do a segment that's called the first Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you from somebody that you're not talking to
after you went out.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
On a date with them. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, do you have any ideas who it might be?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, Steve, Yes, it is your coworker, Stephen, and we
talked to him about your date. He told us a
little bit about it. He said it's been very awkward
at working out because you're not really talking to him,
and he really liked you, and he's wondering why he's
getting ghosted. Would you mind telling us? Probably?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay, this is kind of weird to explain.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
There was a song in his laundry hamper like hanging
out like hello, stage.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Like a female.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's not what that's not what you think it was.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Hold on a minute, Yeah, that's Stephen. He's on the phone. Listen,
he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh my god, you're here. Okay, this is we are.
That song is not what you think like that? Oh man,
I can't believe you saw.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, So it wasn't the pumpkin thing because Stephen told
us about how we like and I like freaked out
on a pumpkin because he carved a bat and threw
it out to the balcony and started yelling at it.
He thought that was it and that could have been it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
No, it's not. It is not. It was a song
like it wasn't. I mean, it wasn't just a song.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
It was neon, pink and sparkling, like it wanted to
introduce itself.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Wait, hold on, just so we can all have a
clear pictures even before you defend the song.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Where did you see this song? Yasmin Well, I was going.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
To the bathroom and it was in a hamper like
hanging like it was like over.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The edge, like you could see it. It was just
clear as day.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh all right, all right now steeven.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So this is also going to sound strange, but that
was part of my Halloween costume. I was going as
a sexy lumberjack. That was the planet. It came in
a costume kick all right, A kit was glitter lingerie. Yeah,
I like, so I was gonna do is like pull
(24:01):
the song up, you know. So it was kind of
like showing so you know, my pants are down, like
showing off the sexuy thong. That was kind of the idea,
right listen. They gave me a bunch of options. Don't
costume shame you, Okay.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
It was shining halfway out of the hamper like a trophy.
If I didn't know if it was bad or evidence.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Evidence of what, like, you could have just said something
and they're like, hey, what's with the think Sparkley felt
like you think I'd leave it out like a random
you know song trap like I don't. It's not. The
reason was in the hipper. I spent like thirty minutes
trying on the thong and the mirror and stuff. But
I just in the end, it just didn't look right
on me. I felt like it wasn't for me.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Season's fine. Do you believe him?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know what to believe. I mean, does he
have a girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
You have random girls come by?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I I don't know if you thought it was going
to look more appealing to me.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
You thought, I if I thought other women wanted you.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
It's just kind of weird. It was really a costume. Yeah,
it was just like, why didn't you say anything like
we were having a good time? I mean, besides the
pumpkin thing, but we're having a good time. Did you
should need to say something about the thought? Yeah? I
just I already felt weird, okay.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
I mean we worked together, and the second I saw
that thing hanging out of your hamper, I was like, Nope,
this is the universe telling me to back off. Just
didn't want drama at work or to start asking questions
that would make things, you know, messy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Look, I promise you it was I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't have visitors other than like door dash or whatever,
like the thot thing. It wasn't. It wasn't like I
was trying to like show off or show you something
like it was just something for a dumb Holly And
like I don't want thing to be awkuy to work.
But I also really like you, like we have there's
a reason, you know you came over in the first place.
(25:58):
We like each other. We've had a good time at work,
We're having a good time that night. Like don't I
want this silly, stupid, little costume malfunction to ruin any
of that?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, yeah, then would you like to go on another
date with Steven? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh my gosh, this is so insane.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
But I don't, I mean, seriously, I I am just
you're really something.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Should you try it again and find out it's not
a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Listen, I'm it's just I swear to the costume, like
go to the laundry hamper. I can even show you
the package, like I I'll dig through my trash and
find the package that it came in for the costume,
and like I'll let you, you know, help me figure
out what you know underwear. It looks good with the
costume thing.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, if that's not incentive to go on another date,
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You know what, Let's get us friends.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Let's start just hanging out.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
No whiskey, no pumpkins, no war drum alfunctions, and let's do.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
That and what's left.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, thank you, I'm terrible at just being friends.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Okay, then start practicing because we're going slow.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'm so excited. This is the happiest I've ever been
to get friend zoned.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Julie's first d follow up.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
To like you.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Rameria's in a game
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(28:08):
it takes to stomp Victoria, yeah what wait? Pause? You
can't say like a positive word, like an uplifting anything.
I'm gonna say player, but that's just kind of boring.
You can't be seriously to upliftingly stomp Victoria.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
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me yeah, me yeah. If you want to wait, if
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If you think you're you're gonna lose to Victoria, yes,
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Speaker 4 (28:55):
It like in like like the way you say the
other stuff. Say it like that. Okay, yeah, you want
them to the calls up. If you think that you're
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Speaker 3 (29:16):
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I mean a large, he means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest
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Speaker 1 (29:23):
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grande is Spanish for large. And he's the only one
that doesn't mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three languages. Time for America's favorite
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Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for DOCI tickets.
(29:43):
And let's meet today's contestant for You vers Victoria, Kelsey.
What's up, Kelsey? How are you? Hey? You guys.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'm excited to home for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh there you go. That's a good word. Eriously, can
anyone give me a positive word for me?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I thought that made you sound formidable?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You know, good, Use some words, confuser, Now call me what.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
While she's leaving. The game is played like this, Kelsey.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, Just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win? Okay, sound good?
All right, here we go, Kelsey, Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Who was the first MLB player to have his number
universally retired?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Which twenty thirteen dating app was so selective that it
matches you only with shared Facebook friends? What was the
beatles first number one hit in the United States?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Abby Road name the AI chap.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Bought the X for Twitter recently rolled out for free
for its users.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Past Yeah, I don't right ever bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Kelsey, here's a question for you.
If aliens asked you to describe Earth's using only three smells,
which ones would you choose?
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Oh, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Boxic, weet, and maybe.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
A little funky?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, Victoria? If aliens ask you to describe Earth's
using only three smells, which ones would you choose? I'll
go wait, I'm thinking of words or smells smells? Words
to describe smells. That's I don't know why that recuse me?
It is really interesting.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
That's uh green and a greed well like I think
like a green vibe. I think of like Arnola, and
because it's not the earth, and.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Their painting does smell. Oh, I don't think I got
these right. It was not a question like you can't
get me wrong. It's just that's your interpretation. I don't know.
I think they want to be very confused, may be
more confused than when they came to be. They like,
never mind, why did we come to the right? Here
we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to beat Kelsey outright to win, and Kelsey you
(32:32):
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Smells go Vicky, who was the first MLB player to
have his number universally retired No Number Baber which twenty
thirteen dating app was so selective that it matched you
only with shared Facebook Facebook friends. Sure you know what
I'm saying, Uh, Facebook for lovers and that What was
(32:59):
the Beatles first number one hit in the United States?
Speaker 10 (33:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I know Beatles song? I do, but I can't pay
Oh dang it. Wait wait, wait the I'm gonna answer it.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Okay on past when you don't know, Yeah, yeah, I
forget he's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
On what is the song? Oh my gosh, here comes son?
Is that a be a song? I think it is
actually sweet. I'll go down that one. Okay, all right,
let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Gabby Victoria didn't get any correct weal and Kelsey stomped
Onner and got one.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Kelsea, you did it. Congratulations, you beat Victoria. You got
don't you tickets just for playing to.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wait? Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
That was a rough one, okay, kidding answer n Jackie
Robinson was the first MLB player to have his number
universally retired forty.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Two, right, forty two?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I knew that Hinge is the dating app that matches
you with people that you know. Facebook Friends what and
for a while, I don't know if it still exists,
but Facebook was trying to do Facebook Love.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I thought they had something going on, yeah that you
could like switch over.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I don't know about that. I just tried to suggest
it for me and I was like, what are you saying.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
The beatles first number one hit in the United States
was I Want to Hold your hand and the AI
chatbott that.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
X recently rolled out for its users is called Rock.
But seriously, that's the best name that no one was
Yeah right, what if the heck elsey thank you for playing, Congratulations,
thank You, play you verse Victoria the same time every
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jubilshow dot com. It's time to Catch a Cheater only
on the Jubile Show. Giselle is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater and she's been with her
boyfriend named Troy for two years, but now she suspects
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out. Gizelle, Sorry, you're in this situation,
but what's up? Why do you think Troy might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
We've been together for like two years and stuff, and
you know, I've never been more in love with anyone.
There's kind of a gates gap and like I'm like
almost a decade older than him. You know, he's super sweet,
he's super you know, cute, full of energy, you know,
down for anything. You know, it's never been weird or awkward,
but like, damn, he has a lot of energy, and yes,
(35:24):
in that.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Way, Okay, good for you girl.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
It's definitely it's definitely a plus in the plus column.
You know, he might have like red bull instead of
like blood pumping through. He wants to go out more
than ig. I've never stopped him from going out, Like
I encourage him to go out with his friends and
go dancing whatever, but like I think that might have
like led him to cheat. Why, Okay, well, I want
(35:51):
him to go enjoy his youth, and like, uh, he
offers to stay home, and I want him to have fun,
you know, as honest, he like comes home you know,
to me and usually goes to the same club you know,
with his friends.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
And I've met them all.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
You know, they're pretty easy on the ice and uh,
you know, they can come over anytime. But like lately,
it seems like more and more often his friends haven't
really been coming around, and he's been staying out you know,
later and later at the club.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Oh so, like before he used to hang out with
his friends and bring him back to your place or something.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah, one night, like a couple of weeks ago, like
he came home really really late and for real purposes.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Uh, let's just say he was happy when he came home. Okay,
he also like smelled like a woman.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Okay, you know you're ask him about it.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
I have to be honest. I didn't confront Hi or
ask him about it at all. You know, I'm scared,
Like you know, I've been cheated on before, but like
you know, I don't rewall in it.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Whatever I've learned.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
From it, I'm scared of making the same mistake.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
What does smell like a woman to you?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Kind of like a Kate on perfume, like very like school.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
Okay, Okay, you know, do you ever feel insecure about
being older than him?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah? Actually sometimes I do. You know, maybe the age
gap is a thing. Maybe that's why friends don't come around,
or maybe if we see him later, or you know,
why I smell like another woman.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
I don't know that I would go ahead and jump
to conclusions and say it has something to do with
the age gap. I was just wondering if maybe that
would make it easier for you to start to spiral
a little bit. Anytime you would feel a little bit insecure,
because when your man is going out partying with other
people a lot and you're at home, that isn't comfortable.
Is there anybody that you think it could be? Like,
is he doing anything else other than just going out?
(37:46):
Like is he treating you any different? Is he being
kind of shady or hiding conversations?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (37:53):
No, you know he's been you know, sweet and fun
and like nothing's changed, like in the bedroom department, but
like I don't know, like he's staying out later. He
smelled like a woman that time he came home. Like, yeah,
I hope he's cheating on me because I wanted to
enjoy his youth. I want, Well, yeah, I hope so
(38:17):
in a way, I hope so because I want him
to have fun. I want him to enjoy his youth
and stuff. I definitely enjoyed my youth.
Speaker 11 (38:25):
Right, Okay, So are you saying that if he is
cheating on you, you'll be happy and you'll stay with him,
or you want this so you can be relieved of
the pressure and you guys can break up.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
The second one?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
You know, I would it would give me the justification
to go because, to be honest, you know, I learn
so much and he's been so great and I would
have no other reason.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, you said you want him to cheat on you,
to give.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Her a reason to break Yeah, I'm willing to let him.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Go, Okay, but ultimately you're hoping that he's not so
you don't have to break up with them.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Yeah, and there's a little part of me that's hopeful
that that's not the case.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, but I just have to know, you know what
I mean, he's Okay, you told us what grocery store
he's a rewards member at, So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets three flowers
delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song come Back and get
you to Catch a Cheater next, if you're just joining
(39:27):
us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Chazelle is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two
years named Troy might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at, and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Jazelle or
somebody else. But before we do that, Gazelle, why don't
(39:48):
you kind of catch us up on your situation.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm Sartine. I have a younger boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I'm about a decade older, and he's super sweet.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I love him. He's awesome, but.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
He's kind of goes out without me. You know, I
encourage it, encouraging with someone that's fun. But you know, Lalie,
she's been staying out later, his friends haven't been coming around.
He came home to spend like a woman a couple
of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I need to know if he's seeing on me.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, here we go. Are you ready for us to
call him? Yeah? Okay, Hey, this is Corbyn calling from So.
I was looking for a rewards card member named Troy.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, it's me. I'm sure, Hi.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Troy, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say
thank you very much for your business. You're this month's
big winner.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Awesome, man? What do I win? What do I get?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards member at random
to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
You've won thirty six long stam red roses, a box
the candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you would like to send it to
in the fifty United States of America absolutely free.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Hell yeah, dude, that's awesome. God, that's great.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Thank you very much for your business.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, totally all right.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Well, first I'll just need the name of the person
you want to send them to, and then anything you
want to want to put on a card, and then
I'll get the address from you and should be good
to go get confirmations on all that.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Oh yeah, this is actually this is perfect timing, all right. Yeah,
it's just going to help me out a lot, kind
of in a tight spot with my girlfriend right now.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh okay, great, And do you want to send them
to your girlfriend? Is that who we're sending to?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah? Yeah, my girlfriend is that. I definitely need to
make it up to her for Yeah, okay, go away.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Hey, that's your business. I don't need to know what
you did or didn't do, Okay, Giselle and the last
name on that got you okay, and would you like
to put anything on the card?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah? Sorry, I haven't been around as much and hopefully
this is gonna make things better.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, great?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What did you do? What do you mean getting better?
Are you cheating on these?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Sorry? Troy, that's actually your Girlfriendazelle. This is actually the
Jubile Show. It's a radio show. We do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater where if you think somebody's cheating,
you see who they send flowers to and what'd you do?
Speaker 10 (42:25):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I didn't do anything? What? Why am why are we
on the radio? What's going on right now?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Why are you being so weird? And you've been coming
home late? You smell like a woman like a couple
of weeks ago, Like your friends haven't been coming around, Like,
what's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
And now you're gonna send.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Me a card and your start for what you did?
Like it's obviously round.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I'm not. I didn't do anything like I just if.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
You didn't do anything, then why don't just send me
flowers to make things good?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You said you were in a tough spot. Yeah, I
don't know. I just could tell you've been I don't know.
You seem like you're sat with me lately, and this
morning I did something. You did something this morning. You
cheat on me this morning. No, I didn't cheat on
you this morning. I didn't do the dishes. I told
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you I would like four days ago, and I.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Said, that's it, So you're not cheating.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, I'm definitely not cheating. I just keep forgetting to
do the dishes.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Why did you smell like a woman the other night
when you came home?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
It was supposed to be a surprise you, guys. Jaelle's
like a really she's like a classically trained dancer and
I am not at all. And she's like mentioning me
a couple of times, you know, when she's gone out
on me. She misses like going ballroom dancing, and I
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stuck at it. I've never done it at all, and
so I've been wanting to surprise her by taking her
ballroom dancing for our anniversary this weekend. Oh well yeah, so,
but I've been taking lessons and that's probably why I
smell like perfume.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
I know.
Speaker 7 (44:19):
It's because I've been thinking about this broom.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I've been practicing my steps, and I keep for getting
because I've been so focused on learning how to bomb.
I'm shocked, like, I can't believe you do that for me.
That's what the perfume thing was about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's my instructor, Beatrice. She's and by the way, she's
nothing to worry about, like she's she's like sixty something
(44:44):
and I am her least favorite student. She's like she's
always yelling at me for being so bad. I think
she hates me, But I am getting better, I.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Promise, Giselle. Are you happy?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
You know?
Speaker 6 (44:58):
I thought that he found some younger hot saying that
I was too old for him, like the HF was
too much.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I thought he got tired of me. Definitely, I'm not
tired of you. I'm trying to keep up with you, honestly,
like I wanted. I want to be able to keep
up with you and take you to do fun things
that you like to do.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So that's nice. That's really nice.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh, I love you specause of being so understanding. No,
I can't be mad about the tition.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
The Juwbell shows to catch a cheater. It's time for
Na's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Well, if you're keeping up with the World series, then
you probably saw the Jonas Brothers performed during Game two.
The problem is everybody's mad. Why baseball fans are still
mad that the Jonas brothers performed, And I'm gonna tell
you why.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
In just a second.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
But first, there's some other mad people in Florida and
they're mad because one of the because one of their
neighbors holiday decorations or Halloween decorations is getting a lot
of attention and it's because they have skeletons on their
front yard. So it created this big debate on the Facebook,
whatever neighborhood chat whether or not it's appropriate for these
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types of displays to be.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Out while there's children running around.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
So this particular home has a poll and it has
the skeletons, and they're doing all of these things. They've
even complained to HOA and they're like, no, there's nothing
we could do about it. It's just Halloween directions, I
mean decorations. So there's two ways people are thinking about it.
One not good for the kids, and then the other
people are like, well, it's your fault that that's where
your mind went.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
They's skeletons. How do you know they're strippers? Their fair points,
fair point.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
It's so funny to me but also, yeah, a very
fair point. In other news, there's a penny shortage already
hitting retailers now. If you remember, back in May, the
US Mint stopped creating pennies altogether. There are still two
hundred and fifty billion pennies in circulation, but because some retailers.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Are not they don't have any to give change.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
They're asking people if they're going to actually pay in
cash because nobody does that anymore, to pay an exact change,
or they can't take it.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Okay, but if we stopped creating pennies, what did we
really think was gonna happen here?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like eventually people wouldn't have pennies. I don't know if
they about it all the way through. No, I think
the person was to save money. I don't get it either,
but I don't know saving pennies. That's how you want
to save money is stop the pennies. Will cost more
to make a penny than what a penny's worth. Yeah,
so that's why, Oh, you shut her up really quick. WHOA,
(47:34):
there's better ways. I mean, there are probably better ways
to save money as well, but you know that's one
of the ways talking about a penny.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
But also then just let's just get rid of the
like things that are five twenty.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Six do it again, you will do it again, say
something meager.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Stop now you mean like five dollars and twenty six
cents like that, we don't need the penny.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, I think that was the idea that they wanted
to make it like so that nothing would come out
to equal a penny penny unless you're paying with a
card or something. Yeah, I don't know, I don't really know.
They should just take out those numbers from well.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
I'll let them know that you have the answer and
that in the future they should just consult you.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
I mean, you would think more people would know that
by now, but obviously they don't.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Okay, let's watch or get fired up again.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
So baseball fans are really upset with the Jonas brothers
because they performed during right after the fifth inning during
Game two of the World Series. And they're performing because
the whole thing was part of a stand up to
cancer tribute, which people probably didn't understand that that's why
they were performing. But it wasn't just the Jonas brothers
that were doing the tribute. It was also coaches and
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fans and other players that were also participating. But the
real reason that people are upset that the Jonas brothers
had the nerve to perform during came two of the
World Series is that this is not the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
We don't have halftime show in this sport.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Well maybe you should, and then you would get more
people out there.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
I have time show, thank you very much. I don't
think there were well.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
You know what, I'm just saying. It could just lighten
things up a bit, especially when things are getting.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Surprised that they don't have performances at the World Series
more often you'd think that they would.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Right, they just have the people come out and seeing
like godless America and then the anthem and then there's
a seventh inning stretch. So maybe that's what it is.
They had them perform at the wrong time. Fifth inning,
No seventh inning stretch. Maybe after five sounds better. Whatever,
that's what it's treating.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, hey, you have a
dirty little secret? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
So? It's kind of been eating at me for like
a week.
Speaker 7 (49:43):
I was at a friend's family's barbecue and I made
out with.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
My best friend's dad.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Nice. What is hot?
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah, unbelievable?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Is he married, good question.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yes they are still married.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
It was really nice and.
Speaker 7 (50:09):
Really good and surprisingly I hit him up afterwards and
he responded, So, I'm not sure what I'm going to
do about this, but I just need to let somebody know.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
So now you're talking to your best friend's dad, now,
who's married, who's married to her mom? Yeah, right to
her mom.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Yeah, he was a nice person, but you.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Know, yeah, all right, so you're intentionally trying to be
your friend's stepmom.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Whoa. Oh oh, well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret and good luck with that whole situation.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
Yeah, jeez, okay, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yep hew. What's up? This is the ju will show
a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
You have one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Sweet?
Speaker 12 (50:56):
What is it that I don't like nature and I
don't like hiking and I like to a guy that
I was dating one time about hiking, and so I
had to sabotage it.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Oh, I threw myself into poy of than Ivy just
so I can say, get me out of here, gotta go.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Worth it.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
Well, yeah, it kept a day short for sure.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I mean I didn't really get rashes.
Speaker 12 (51:21):
But I had to just kind of go home and
pretend like I had rashes, so I couldn't see him
for us to say. But anyway, my dirty little secret
is that me and that guy had a bad breakup.
And now there's a whole another thing to this hiking thing.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh okay, what is it?
Speaker 12 (51:36):
So I went to the park ranger of his favorite
hiking spot and I said, hey, look out for this guy.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
He took a crap on the trail.
Speaker 7 (51:46):
Okay, oh yeah, I'll play around.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
He messed with me, I'm gonna mess with him.
Speaker 12 (51:52):
So I told the park ranger that he is a
like a weird guy that keeps going to the bathroom
on the trail that I keep seeing the same guy
and he's like not just urinating, I.
Speaker 8 (52:01):
Mean he's like defecating and I keep I keep seeing him.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
So I showed them his picture. I showed them a
few spots where he went.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
So now they have his picture of all along the
trail for you know, have you seen this man? He's
a cereal pooper.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
At his favorite at his favorite hiking trail.
Speaker 10 (52:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's he's not gonna be able to
go to a show his face.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah dirty.
Speaker 12 (52:27):
And the dirty thing about this is that it was
actually me because I set it up.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
I wanted him to get off that trail, and that's
how I got my revent. So it was me doing
all the dirty stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
So you were put on the trail and blame him.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
On, Yes I was. I know it's brom so petty.
I don't care. But now it is a serial cooper
all along that trail because of me. I hope that
people recognize him.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Oh my god, of course, what's your dirty little secret?
Sorry, it's The Jewel Show. You know what that sound is. No,
it isn't you looking at the receipt after filling up
your gas tank? Oh are you sure it's not the
sound of a woman receiving a naughty picture text from
Elon Musk. That's the sound of somebody sitting on their
couch watching their favorite scary movies. And it's almost Halloween,
(00:25):
and that's the time that families gather around the television
and watch terrific scenes of murder, mayhem and tworking demons
for hours and just in time for Halloween. There's a
list of horror movies that are actually based on true events.
And you'd be surprised what movies you thought were just
made up that are actually based on real stories. I'll
(00:46):
go over right after this. It's The Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And am Bill Harder ghost told them to get out
of the house.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
White people stayed in there.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That that's a hit and a half for your asss
a ghost get I would just tip them at the door.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
The wan looking in the toilet bowl was blood in
the tarlet e, so that's peculiar. I would have been
in the house to say, oh baby, this is beautiful.
Are Chandelin hanging up here, kids outside playing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's a beautiful neighborhood being out underwhere I really love them.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
This is really nice.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Too bad, we can't stay baby.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's almost Halloween. It's the Jewbile Show, and a lot
of people will spend their Halloween watching horror movies. And
a list of horror movies that people like to watch
this time of year that are actually based on true
events is going viral, and you might be surprised at
what movies are actually based on real things. Let's go
(01:44):
over it right now. The Amonville Horror. Yeah, it's actually
based on a true story. If you don't know what
that film is, it's a family moves into a Long
Island home and is tormented by violent paranormal forces. The
real story behind that is there was a family called
the Lutz family that said they experienced monic activity after
a gruesome nineteen seventy four murder took place in their house.
(02:05):
Later residents never reported a thing. Just weird real estate values,
I guess. But I'm sure I think the house is
still there, isn't it. I think it is still around? Yeah? Wait,
what is it called? Amitymy Bill Horror? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't know if there's anybody that actually lives in
that house. Sorry, keep going.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I really why would you If it's haunted. Some people
are into this, some people would move into it. I
don't think I would buy a haunted house. If if
like there were rumors that have been haunted and people
were like, yeah, all this stuff has gone on, is documented,
I'd be like, I'll just I'll wait, even if it's
an area I really want to live in, I'll wait
for a house that is not like all haunted. Yeah,
it used to be cheaper. You're not worth past. I
(02:42):
don't think ten years. There's a list going viral of
horror movies that people like to watch for Halloween that
are actually based on true events. Some of it might
surprise you. A Nightmare on Elm Street from nineteen eighty four,
No you don't remember that teenagers are hunted down in
their dreams by Freddy Krueger, a burned killer with a
bladed glove, and that is actually based on an event
(03:03):
that director Wes Craven rest. Wes Craven read about a
boy who died after refusing to go to sleep due
to recurring nightmares. What it was the inspiration for the idea.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
What's that one thing where that you have if you
you can't sleep insomnia, yes, but domnia, but it's the
one you're trapped in your own body.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's it's like your Yes, I think it's sleep.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Prousses where it's like you proses is trippy, are actually
like trapped in your own body and you like you're awake,
but your body's not awake, and so it's like it's weird.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, I've had it happened a few times. It is trippy.
Sleep bross is a very weird thing. So your eyes
are open, Yeah, you're like awake, but you can't move.
A lot of times there's like this little like demon
elf thingy in the corner that a lot of people report.
I didn't see the demon elffingy, but I did hear talking,
so it was really weird. It was like weird whispery
(03:56):
talking and that was like I felt a breath, like
it was like windy on me. But you can't move.
You're trying to like I was trying to scream, but
you can't scream, so you're kind of awaken, kind of
in a dream straight state. It's very nuts. Yeah, and
that demon in the corner. You probably already had one
around him, But like, do that's so scary? Is that
like when you feel pressure on you? Not really, it's
(04:19):
a little different. Maybe it is, I don't know, but
you wake up and you can't move. It's really trippy.
That is scary. Another horror movie that is based on
true events to Conjuring from twenty thirteen. I know she's
heardormal Investigators ed and Lorraine Warren helped the Rhode Island
family battle a malevolent spirit. That's from the film, but
the real story the Warrens documented hundreds of alleged hauntings,
(04:40):
and this movie adapts their nineteen seventies parent family case.
So these Warren people have actually been inspiration for a
lot of scary movies.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh good, Yeah, they get paid for that. I'm sure
they did. I mean, you know, seriously, the movie Annabelle
in twenty fourteen. Yeah, a film about a demonic doll
that terrorizes young people and a young couple on their baby.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's based on a real story. Isn't that doll real?
Isn't that the one that lives in Vegas? There's a
real doll. It's actually a raggedy ann doll that the
Warren's kept in one of their ocult museums and it
said to have caused it accidents of bad luck. So
it's a raggedy an doll. Oh my god. In the
movie it's like an actual, like old porcelain type doll,
but it's a that's even scarier that it's a raggedy andol.
I don't know why they change that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I can say I watched the last movie and they
had it like in a case, and then you just
see it like someone like messed up the case or something,
and then you just see all this stuff happen. But
I thought that influencer bought a house where the doll lives,
didn't he recently?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know that there was a story about an influencer
that went to visit the doll in Vegas at this
museum that has all haunted.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Stuff, and then he was like cursed, really bad.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Why would you put all the haunting things in a
museum together.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
People are into this stuff, they're asking for possession, and
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The nineteen ninety six classic scream Whichebrity remembers a mass
killer TOMPs teens with horror movie Trip year before slashing
them up. That was based on a real story as well.
Wait what, it's inspired by the nineteen ninety Gainesville Ripper
murders in Florida where five college students were killed. Oh geez, okay, well,
what's kind of nuts about that?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Is later on in the screen franchise, it like jokes
on the fact that there was a movie made about
the massacre, and then like that's what people keep talking
about it, and then it happens again.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But so that's kind of what happens. We actually made
a movie about that. Yeah, it's trippy to see how
many of these things are actually based on real events.
The very classic The Birds, which is a horror film
from the sixties. You might not have heard about, but no,
I don't know that. It's a seaside town that's overrun
by violent and explicitly aggressive birds. It's actually a scary movie.
I've watched it before. It's trippy. What kind of bird
(06:46):
are just regular birds? I don't know, like what they
started attacking people? And you know, it's nuts, But I
guess in nineteen sixty one, thousands of sea birds in
Capital Capitola Capitola, California, wherever that is crashed into homes
cars actually ended up causing some deaths of people. Was
later blamed by toxic algae affecting the bird's brains like zombies.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Meanwhile, I was gonna be like, well, I know the
animals can seek ghosts, so maybe they were more easily possessed.
And then Lena attacking people, it's true.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
And then of course the Exorcist, the Exorcism of the
Exorcism of Emily Rose, Poltergeist, all of those based on
the same story.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
So it's another jubile phone frame twentiessa ousa.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm tempting to remain calm. My name is pe Deakins,
and I need to lodge a complaint with the manager.
Please let me speak to the manager right away.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
This is the manager.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
How can I help you? What was the issue?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh boy, having a lot of trouble being calm here Madison,
you're the manager. I am yeah, I have a huge
complaint that I need to lodge, and I am very upset.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Okay, what was the issue?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No big deal? Your restaurant has just ruined my life,
No big deal.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Can you explain to me what the problem is? And
then I might be able to actually have Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I would love to explain it. And again, I'm trying
to remain calm because it's been impossible to remain calm
since I ate at your establishment. I had a steak there,
and I don't know where you're getting your cattle from,
but obviously it's a cattle farm where the cows are angry.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
A cattle farm where the cows are angry. I'm hued.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yep. You served me a steak that was full of rage,
and I ingested that rage, and then I took that
rage with me throughout the rest of the day after
I ate it, and it's still there. I'm still having
trouble being calm. And it was a week ago, so
I don't know how much rage was in that steak,
but I ate it and that it consumed me, and
(09:21):
somebody's gonna pay for it.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
So I'm I'm sorry, I'm having trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm a little Let me explain it to you in Madison, Okay,
let me just explain it to you so you can.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I'm trying to be I'm trying to be helpful here.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I all right, all right, Well, I don't know if
you know this medicine. But when an animal experience is
an emotion, it gets into the meat, and then when
somebody eats the meat, that emotion gets into the person.
And you serve me a rage steak. And because of that,
when I left there, I got in a road rage
incident and had to go spend the night in you know,
(10:00):
because of that, also ended up quitting my job, telling
my boss off, stormed out of the place. Now I
don't have a job, I don't have a car, I've
got some legal issues, all because of the steak you
serve me. How do you want to explain that? Huh?
So you.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Think that because of a steak you ate here a
week ago?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Who's who's who's are you?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (10:28):
You're making up really strange. What's going on is.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Trying to calm myself down, because it's very hard for
me to calm myself down since you serve me a
raised steak.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
So let me get this straight. You had a steak
here a week ago, and you I've been angry ever
since rate that steak, and you think that it is
our fault.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You're serving rage steaks. Yeah, your serving meat that obviously
was on a farm where cattles were not happy. Customers
are ingesting it, and they're losing their jobs, and they're
leaving their families and getting divorced. That's another thing to
I didn't tell you about stormed out of my family
getting divorced now, all because it's safe.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
I don't all of I don't think that has anything
to do with.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Your joining experience with us. Thinks the actual issue here
is that you're just an idiot.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Because I don't know what you want from me as
a manager of a steakhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, I can see you just insulted a customer.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Yeah I did, because you're a Luna pic and I
really hope you never set foot in our building again.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
All right, Well, that's it. I'll be suing. You're gonna
be talking to my lawyers, and wait for the protest
later when I come down there, I'll be protesting outside.
I'll be protested outside. I'll be the one with no pants.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
All right there, Well, we'll see you later. I'll be
looking for you, the guy with no pants. I'll be
happy to call the top as soon as I see you. Okay,
have a great.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Day, Hey, Medisine. This is actually Dubil from the Jubil
show doing a phone prank on you and your employee
Brandon set you up.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Wait, I'm sorry what it's a.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Prank phone call? This is Jubil from the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show. And he said that you manage
the restaurant he works at, and you always have to
deal with weird customer complaints, so he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't even beats.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
I wouldn't even bat and I you really do hear
such a crazy thing?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone. Franks, it's time
for Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
So apparently it's high season because another heist just went
down in Florida. But in my opinion, I think that
these thieves got away with something a lot more valuable
than Napoleon's jewels. And I'm going to tell you what
it is in just a second. But first it is
the time to start talking about the holidays. And you know,
the unofficial kickoff to the holidays when Santa comes to
(12:54):
town is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Little Boo Boo is making its debut. What that Yeah,
Pop Mart.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Is going to have its own float, and there's gonna
be other characters to like skull Panda and Peach Riot.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It will be hanging out with La Booboo, Skull Panda
and Peach Ryant.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm not familiar either, but I'm sure that they're huge,
just like the Laboo Boos are. But I mean, it
was only a matter of time people were spending thousands
of dollars on their lab Boo boos crazy, So I'm
sure they're hoping that it's going to draw all the
people out to the streets. But pop Mart just wants
to give people a good time. That's like their only goal.
Bring joy and La Boo Boos doo. So this is
(13:37):
the very first vending machine coming straight from Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's in a hospital in Georgia right now. The only catches.
They only serve wraps and potato chips because it's a
refrigerated vending machine.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Why I want vending machine? Yeah? How do you feel
about that? I don't know if I would want to
eat Chick fil out of a vending machine. Do eat
in general? I haven't in a long time, but I
used to. Their sandwiches are delicious.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But they are open the same amount as like the
regular Chick fil a, So on Sundays they're not open
and the Sunday the vending machine is closed down on
Sundays and they restock it every eighteen hours.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's called chick file a, so like the chicken but
chicken wraps. Yeah, but that's not the same as their
chicken nuggets or their chicken sandwich. That's their chicken.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But this might also be a test, like if they
do the refrigerator vending machine first and then figure out
how to do a hot vending machine, still not going
to eat.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
The same reaction forward. Is there a line throughout the building? Yeah,
and it shows up probably.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And lastly, it is high season because this time a
Mission Impossible style heighest happened out of Floorida Mall and
these thieves ended up drilling a hole in the concrete
roof of the mall and they dropped into the Champs
Sporting goods store and got away with four hundred and
five hundred pairs of Nike and New Balanced shoes, which
can be worth up to fifty thousand dollars. But the
(15:05):
reason why I feel like this is a smarter heist
is because Napoleon's jewels you can't hawk those without them
being known as.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Napoleon Solos on prislist right or Facebook marketplace. People might
know that you're the person that took them, you.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Know, right, but now you're selling sneakers. That's a business.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
But they fully drill the holes inch from the ceiling.
That is mission impossible. I don't want to be a part.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Of that line. Yeah, and then they probably like came
down on those wires.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
No no, no, no, no, no, you're.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Giving them a lot of credit. I bet they're just
are like Spider Man. Yuh yeah. I really don't know. Though.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
The thieves are still on the loose, so the whole
thing is still under investigation. But security came a lot
of sneakers. I'm sure they do. But these people were
masked and all.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Of that stuff. They thought it out.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I don't want to see a security footage. I've been
like jump into the roof and then taking everything up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Cruise, yeah, man, Tom Cruise, bradt George Quinny, that is
what's trendy.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
Stephen is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Yasmin.
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Stephen, how long
has it been since your date?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So, uh, it's been like a week.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Don't you see that she's working?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, I know she's working because we work together.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Oh no, that makes it awkward. Okay, so you went
out on a date with a coworker, but now she's
ghosting you. Yeah, but you still see her at work, right,
exactly awkward.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, let's figure out how we got here. So how
did you guys end up going on a date.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So I just kind of liked her. I always at work,
Like I just you know, we were always kind of vibing.
It seemed like when we were w and I was
just thinking, like why not mix Maybe we can mix
them like some fall vibes and some romance, you know.
And so I invited her over for pumpkin carving and
scary movies. A. Yeah, I thought it was I thought
(17:14):
it was a good idea. What happened on though, I mean,
it's uh, first she looked so good by the way,
she came over like one of these oversized sweaters, like
the cozy kind but still make you look hot kind of,
you know what I mean. She just looked, Yeah, she's
I really, I really did. She's awesome. So the night
it started out great. We had some whiskey, we had
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some popcorn, and like before the first pumpkin even made
its appearance, things got kind of steamy on the couch,
Like it kind of just happened a little bit. But
since we worked together, we agree to like sort of
pump the brakes a little bit. You know. It was
like we kind of it was, it got going and
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then it kind of backed off, but we were still
having like a really fun, like a slurry night. You know,
We're still kind of like charged up from that. Anyway.
Then came the incidents, as I'd like to refer to it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
All Right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I was kind of like, you know, I was very
in a very like whiskey fueled creative mode, and I
ended up carving a lopsided grin into my pumpkin. When
I was hiring the other it looked like flows from
goonies and that was not what I was going for,
and I kind of lost it. I sort of had
a meltdown over the pumpkins. And I think.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What kind of melt was probably meltown talking.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I mean like I was just like I was, I
was kind of worked up. I was like, yeah, I said,
twenty minutes in the dam phase and like, I may
or may not have launched the pumpkin off the balcony,
belted his mother.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Possibly you've in those situations before I worked.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I worked so hard on the pumpkin and it came
out terribly, and I just kind of, you.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Know, sorry, what is she doing though, Like, while you're
freaking out over your pumpkin and tossing it off of
a balcony.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Meanwhile, her pumpkin looks perfect, It's great. She's like really
good at this. Obviously she's better at this than I am.
And she just kind of like snipped her drink quietly
and was like are you okay? You know, and then
she left soon after, like okay, it's not even like
from the beginning. Yeah, the day I was like, oh, man,
(19:38):
like I just scared away. I got us with a
gourd and.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
All right, well we'll see if that is the reason
that you're getting ghosts, and we'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second day. Okay,
I don't really walk back. Yeah, I'll see if we
can patch that up before you all right, we'll get
your first They fall up next right in the middle
(20:03):
of your first day follow up, And if you're just
joining us, Steven is on the phone and he is
getting ghosted by a woman named Yasmin. So we're about
to call her in a second and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Stephen, why don't you remind
us about your date again?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Real quick? Who I work with? My coworker invited her
to come over for like, you know, pumpkin carving and
scary movies, and everything seemed like it was going well
until I screwed up my pumpkin pretty bad and kind
of ended up throwing it over the balcony and yelling at.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It that is pretty It might have been too much
for her, you know, she might have been like, wow,
if this guy reacts like that with a pumpkin, you know,
might be a little high strung. All right, are you ready?
For us to call her.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, Here, here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak
to Yasmin. Please, Hey, Yasmin, how are you? This is
a radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show. Hi, Yasmin.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jewbul. What's up?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I have? I have caught it before.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well, we're calling you because we got an email about
you from somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So I don't know how much you've listened to the show,
but we do a segment that's called the first Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you from somebody that you're not talking to
after you went out.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
On a date with them. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, do you have any ideas who it might be?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, Steve, Yes, it is your coworker, Stephen, and we
talked to him about your date. He told us a
little bit about it. He said it's been very awkward
at working out because you're not really talking to him,
and he really liked you, and he's wondering why he's
getting ghosted. Would you mind telling us? Probably?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay, this is kind of weird to explain.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
There was a song in his laundry hamper like hanging
out like hello, stage.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Like a female.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's not what that's not what you think it was.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Hold on a minute, Yeah, that's Stephen. He's on the phone. Listen,
he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh my god, you're here. Okay, this is we are.
That song is not what you think like that? Oh man,
I can't believe you saw.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, So it wasn't the pumpkin thing because Stephen told
us about how we like and I like freaked out
on a pumpkin because he carved a bat and threw
it out to the balcony and started yelling at it.
He thought that was it and that could have been it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
No, it's not. It is not. It was a song
like it wasn't. I mean, it wasn't just a song.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
It was neon, pink and sparkling, like it wanted to
introduce itself.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Wait, hold on, just so we can all have a
clear pictures even before you defend the song.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Where did you see this song? Yasmin Well, I was going.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
To the bathroom and it was in a hamper like
hanging like it was like over.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The edge, like you could see it. It was just
clear as day.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh all right, all right now steeven.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So this is also going to sound strange, but that
was part of my Halloween costume. I was going as
a sexy lumberjack. That was the planet. It came in
a costume kick all right, A kit was glitter lingerie. Yeah,
I like, so I was gonna do is like pull
(24:01):
the song up, you know. So it was kind of
like showing so you know, my pants are down, like
showing off the sexuy thong. That was kind of the idea,
right listen. They gave me a bunch of options. Don't
costume shame you, Okay.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
It was shining halfway out of the hamper like a trophy.
If I didn't know if it was bad or evidence.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Evidence of what, like, you could have just said something
and they're like, hey, what's with the think Sparkley felt
like you think I'd leave it out like a random
you know song trap like I don't. It's not. The
reason was in the hipper. I spent like thirty minutes
trying on the thong and the mirror and stuff. But
I just in the end, it just didn't look right
on me. I felt like it wasn't for me.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Season's fine. Do you believe him?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know what to believe. I mean, does he
have a girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
You have random girls come by?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I I don't know if you thought it was going
to look more appealing to me.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
You thought, I if I thought other women wanted you.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
It's just kind of weird. It was really a costume. Yeah,
it was just like, why didn't you say anything like
we were having a good time? I mean, besides the
pumpkin thing, but we're having a good time. Did you
should need to say something about the thought? Yeah? I
just I already felt weird, okay.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
I mean we worked together, and the second I saw
that thing hanging out of your hamper, I was like, Nope,
this is the universe telling me to back off. Just
didn't want drama at work or to start asking questions
that would make things, you know, messy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Look, I promise you it was I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't have visitors other than like door dash or whatever,
like the thot thing. It wasn't. It wasn't like I
was trying to like show off or show you something
like it was just something for a dumb Holly And
like I don't want thing to be awkuy to work.
But I also really like you, like we have there's
a reason, you know you came over in the first place.
(25:58):
We like each other. We've had a good time at work,
We're having a good time that night. Like don't I
want this silly, stupid, little costume malfunction to ruin any
of that?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, yeah, then would you like to go on another
date with Steven? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh my gosh, this is so insane.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
But I don't, I mean, seriously, I I am just
you're really something.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Should you try it again and find out it's not
a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Listen, I'm it's just I swear to the costume, like
go to the laundry hamper. I can even show you
the package, like I I'll dig through my trash and
find the package that it came in for the costume,
and like I'll let you, you know, help me figure
out what you know underwear. It looks good with the
costume thing.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, if that's not incentive to go on another date,
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You know what, Let's get us friends.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Let's start just hanging out.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
No whiskey, no pumpkins, no war drum alfunctions, and let's do.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
That and what's left.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, thank you, I'm terrible at just being friends.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Okay, then start practicing because we're going slow.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'm so excited. This is the happiest I've ever been
to get friend zoned.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Julie's first d follow up.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
To like you.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Rameria's in a game
of trivia for doncy tickets. So call us up right
now if you want to play. Eight eight eight three
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Jubil show dot com. If you think you have what
(28:08):
it takes to stomp Victoria, yeah what wait? Pause? You
can't say like a positive word, like an uplifting anything.
I'm gonna say player, but that's just kind of boring.
You can't be seriously to upliftingly stomp Victoria.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Okay, No, I meant like like support a mean, collaboratively stomp.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
No what take a stop out, take it out? Why
are you even adding it? Well, you want to lose
against me, but say like in a in a nice.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Way, if if if you want to lose against me,
me yeah, me yeah. If you want to wait, if
they want to lose to you, it is not that.
If you think you're you're gonna lose to Victoria, yes,
but say.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
It like in like like the way you say the
other stuff. Say it like that. Okay, yeah, you want
them to the calls up. If you think that you're
going to lose to Victoria but can actually stop her, No,
that is we're gonna get you vers Victoria is right
after this.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
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Speaker 2 (29:10):
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Speaker 1 (29:15):
Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I mean a large, he means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest
one you got, Venti is large, no vent is twenty.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
grande is Spanish for large. And he's the only one
that doesn't mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three languages. Time for America's favorite
trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for DOCI tickets.
(29:43):
And let's meet today's contestant for You vers Victoria, Kelsey.
What's up, Kelsey? How are you? Hey? You guys.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'm excited to home for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh there you go. That's a good word. Eriously, can
anyone give me a positive word for me?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I thought that made you sound formidable?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You know, good, Use some words, confuser, Now call me what.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
While she's leaving. The game is played like this, Kelsey.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, Just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win? Okay, sound good?
All right, here we go, Kelsey, Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Who was the first MLB player to have his number
universally retired?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Which twenty thirteen dating app was so selective that it
matches you only with shared Facebook friends? What was the
beatles first number one hit in the United States?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Abby Road name the AI chap.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Bought the X for Twitter recently rolled out for free
for its users.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Past Yeah, I don't right ever bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Kelsey, here's a question for you.
If aliens asked you to describe Earth's using only three smells,
which ones would you choose?
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Oh, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Boxic, weet, and maybe.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
A little funky?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, Victoria? If aliens ask you to describe Earth's
using only three smells, which ones would you choose? I'll
go wait, I'm thinking of words or smells smells? Words
to describe smells. That's I don't know why that recuse me?
It is really interesting.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
That's uh green and a greed well like I think
like a green vibe. I think of like Arnola, and
because it's not the earth, and.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Their painting does smell. Oh, I don't think I got
these right. It was not a question like you can't
get me wrong. It's just that's your interpretation. I don't know.
I think they want to be very confused, may be
more confused than when they came to be. They like,
never mind, why did we come to the right? Here
we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to beat Kelsey outright to win, and Kelsey you
(32:32):
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Smells go Vicky, who was the first MLB player to
have his number universally retired No Number Baber which twenty
thirteen dating app was so selective that it matched you
only with shared Facebook Facebook friends. Sure you know what
I'm saying, Uh, Facebook for lovers and that What was
(32:59):
the Beatles first number one hit in the United States?
Speaker 10 (33:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I know Beatles song? I do, but I can't pay
Oh dang it. Wait wait, wait the I'm gonna answer it.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Okay on past when you don't know, Yeah, yeah, I
forget he's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
On what is the song? Oh my gosh, here comes son?
Is that a be a song? I think it is
actually sweet. I'll go down that one. Okay, all right,
let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Gabby Victoria didn't get any correct weal and Kelsey stomped
Onner and got one.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Kelsea, you did it. Congratulations, you beat Victoria. You got
don't you tickets just for playing to.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wait? Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
That was a rough one, okay, kidding answer n Jackie
Robinson was the first MLB player to have his number
universally retired forty.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Two, right, forty two?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I knew that Hinge is the dating app that matches
you with people that you know. Facebook Friends what and
for a while, I don't know if it still exists,
but Facebook was trying to do Facebook Love.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I thought they had something going on, yeah that you
could like switch over.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I don't know about that. I just tried to suggest
it for me and I was like, what are you saying.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
The beatles first number one hit in the United States
was I Want to Hold your hand and the AI
chatbott that.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
X recently rolled out for its users is called Rock.
But seriously, that's the best name that no one was
Yeah right, what if the heck elsey thank you for playing, Congratulations,
thank You, play you verse Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just
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jubilshow dot com. It's time to Catch a Cheater only
on the Jubile Show. Giselle is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater and she's been with her
boyfriend named Troy for two years, but now she suspects
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out. Gizelle, Sorry, you're in this situation,
but what's up? Why do you think Troy might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
We've been together for like two years and stuff, and
you know, I've never been more in love with anyone.
There's kind of a gates gap and like I'm like
almost a decade older than him. You know, he's super sweet,
he's super you know, cute, full of energy, you know,
down for anything. You know, it's never been weird or awkward,
but like, damn, he has a lot of energy, and yes,
(35:24):
in that.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Way, Okay, good for you girl.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
It's definitely it's definitely a plus in the plus column.
You know, he might have like red bull instead of
like blood pumping through. He wants to go out more
than ig. I've never stopped him from going out, Like
I encourage him to go out with his friends and
go dancing whatever, but like I think that might have
like led him to cheat. Why, Okay, well, I want
(35:51):
him to go enjoy his youth, and like, uh, he
offers to stay home, and I want him to have fun,
you know, as honest, he like comes home you know,
to me and usually goes to the same club you know,
with his friends.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
And I've met them all.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
You know, they're pretty easy on the ice and uh,
you know, they can come over anytime. But like lately,
it seems like more and more often his friends haven't
really been coming around, and he's been staying out you know,
later and later at the club.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Oh so, like before he used to hang out with
his friends and bring him back to your place or something.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah, one night, like a couple of weeks ago, like
he came home really really late and for real purposes.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Uh, let's just say he was happy when he came home. Okay,
he also like smelled like a woman.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Okay, you know you're ask him about it.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
I have to be honest. I didn't confront Hi or
ask him about it at all. You know, I'm scared,
Like you know, I've been cheated on before, but like
you know, I don't rewall in it.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Whatever I've learned.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
From it, I'm scared of making the same mistake.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
What does smell like a woman to you?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Kind of like a Kate on perfume, like very like school.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
Okay, Okay, you know, do you ever feel insecure about
being older than him?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah? Actually sometimes I do. You know, maybe the age
gap is a thing. Maybe that's why friends don't come around,
or maybe if we see him later, or you know,
why I smell like another woman.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
I don't know that I would go ahead and jump
to conclusions and say it has something to do with
the age gap. I was just wondering if maybe that
would make it easier for you to start to spiral
a little bit. Anytime you would feel a little bit insecure,
because when your man is going out partying with other
people a lot and you're at home, that isn't comfortable.
Is there anybody that you think it could be? Like,
is he doing anything else other than just going out?
(37:46):
Like is he treating you any different? Is he being
kind of shady or hiding conversations?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (37:53):
No, you know he's been you know, sweet and fun
and like nothing's changed, like in the bedroom department, but
like I don't know, like he's staying out later. He
smelled like a woman that time he came home. Like, yeah,
I hope he's cheating on me because I wanted to
enjoy his youth. I want, Well, yeah, I hope so
(38:17):
in a way, I hope so because I want him
to have fun. I want him to enjoy his youth
and stuff. I definitely enjoyed my youth.
Speaker 11 (38:25):
Right, Okay, So are you saying that if he is
cheating on you, you'll be happy and you'll stay with him,
or you want this so you can be relieved of
the pressure and you guys can break up.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
The second one?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
You know, I would it would give me the justification
to go because, to be honest, you know, I learn
so much and he's been so great and I would
have no other reason.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, you said you want him to cheat on you,
to give.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Her a reason to break Yeah, I'm willing to let him.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Go, Okay, but ultimately you're hoping that he's not so
you don't have to break up with them.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Yeah, and there's a little part of me that's hopeful
that that's not the case.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, but I just have to know, you know what
I mean, he's Okay, you told us what grocery store
he's a rewards member at, So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets three flowers
delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song come Back and get
you to Catch a Cheater next, if you're just joining
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us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Chazelle is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two
years named Troy might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at, and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Jazelle or
somebody else. But before we do that, Gazelle, why don't
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you kind of catch us up on your situation.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm Sartine. I have a younger boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I'm about a decade older, and he's super sweet.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I love him. He's awesome, but.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
He's kind of goes out without me. You know, I
encourage it, encouraging with someone that's fun. But you know, Lalie,
she's been staying out later, his friends haven't been coming around.
He came home to spend like a woman a couple
of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I need to know if he's seeing on me.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, here we go. Are you ready for us to
call him? Yeah? Okay, Hey, this is Corbyn calling from So.
I was looking for a rewards card member named Troy.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, it's me. I'm sure, Hi.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Troy, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say
thank you very much for your business. You're this month's
big winner.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Awesome, man? What do I win? What do I get?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards member at random
to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
You've won thirty six long stam red roses, a box
the candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you would like to send it to
in the fifty United States of America absolutely free.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Hell yeah, dude, that's awesome. God, that's great.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Thank you very much for your business.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, totally all right.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Well, first I'll just need the name of the person
you want to send them to, and then anything you
want to want to put on a card, and then
I'll get the address from you and should be good
to go get confirmations on all that.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Oh yeah, this is actually this is perfect timing, all right. Yeah,
it's just going to help me out a lot, kind
of in a tight spot with my girlfriend right now.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh okay, great, And do you want to send them
to your girlfriend? Is that who we're sending to?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah? Yeah, my girlfriend is that. I definitely need to
make it up to her for Yeah, okay, go away.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Hey, that's your business. I don't need to know what
you did or didn't do, Okay, Giselle and the last
name on that got you okay, and would you like
to put anything on the card?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah? Sorry, I haven't been around as much and hopefully
this is gonna make things better.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, great?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What did you do? What do you mean getting better?
Are you cheating on these?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Sorry? Troy, that's actually your Girlfriendazelle. This is actually the
Jubile Show. It's a radio show. We do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater where if you think somebody's cheating,
you see who they send flowers to and what'd you do?
Speaker 10 (42:25):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I didn't do anything? What? Why am why are we
on the radio? What's going on right now?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Why are you being so weird? And you've been coming
home late? You smell like a woman like a couple
of weeks ago, Like your friends haven't been coming around, Like,
what's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
And now you're gonna send.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Me a card and your start for what you did?
Like it's obviously round.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I'm not. I didn't do anything like I just if.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
You didn't do anything, then why don't just send me
flowers to make things good?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You said you were in a tough spot. Yeah, I
don't know. I just could tell you've been I don't know.
You seem like you're sat with me lately, and this
morning I did something. You did something this morning. You
cheat on me this morning. No, I didn't cheat on
you this morning. I didn't do the dishes. I told
(43:15):
you I would like four days ago, and I.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Said, that's it, So you're not cheating.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, I'm definitely not cheating. I just keep forgetting to
do the dishes.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Why did you smell like a woman the other night
when you came home?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
It was supposed to be a surprise you, guys. Jaelle's
like a really she's like a classically trained dancer and
I am not at all. And she's like mentioning me
a couple of times, you know, when she's gone out
on me. She misses like going ballroom dancing, and I
(43:56):
stuck at it. I've never done it at all, and
so I've been wanting to surprise her by taking her
ballroom dancing for our anniversary this weekend. Oh well yeah, so,
but I've been taking lessons and that's probably why I
smell like perfume.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
I know.
Speaker 7 (44:19):
It's because I've been thinking about this broom.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I've been practicing my steps, and I keep for getting
because I've been so focused on learning how to bomb.
I'm shocked, like, I can't believe you do that for me.
That's what the perfume thing was about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's my instructor, Beatrice. She's and by the way, she's
nothing to worry about, like she's she's like sixty something
(44:44):
and I am her least favorite student. She's like she's
always yelling at me for being so bad. I think
she hates me, But I am getting better, I.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Promise, Giselle. Are you happy?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
You know?
Speaker 6 (44:58):
I thought that he found some younger hot saying that
I was too old for him, like the HF was
too much.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I thought he got tired of me. Definitely, I'm not
tired of you. I'm trying to keep up with you, honestly,
like I wanted. I want to be able to keep
up with you and take you to do fun things
that you like to do.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So that's nice. That's really nice.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh, I love you specause of being so understanding. No,
I can't be mad about the tition.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
The Juwbell shows to catch a cheater. It's time for
Na's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Well, if you're keeping up with the World series, then
you probably saw the Jonas Brothers performed during Game two.
The problem is everybody's mad. Why baseball fans are still
mad that the Jonas brothers performed, And I'm gonna tell
you why.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
In just a second.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
But first, there's some other mad people in Florida and
they're mad because one of the because one of their
neighbors holiday decorations or Halloween decorations is getting a lot
of attention and it's because they have skeletons on their
front yard. So it created this big debate on the Facebook,
whatever neighborhood chat whether or not it's appropriate for these
(46:09):
types of displays to be.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Out while there's children running around.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
So this particular home has a poll and it has
the skeletons, and they're doing all of these things. They've
even complained to HOA and they're like, no, there's nothing
we could do about it. It's just Halloween directions, I
mean decorations. So there's two ways people are thinking about it.
One not good for the kids, and then the other
people are like, well, it's your fault that that's where
your mind went.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
They's skeletons. How do you know they're strippers? Their fair points,
fair point.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
It's so funny to me but also, yeah, a very
fair point. In other news, there's a penny shortage already
hitting retailers now. If you remember, back in May, the
US Mint stopped creating pennies altogether. There are still two
hundred and fifty billion pennies in circulation, but because some retailers.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Are not they don't have any to give change.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
They're asking people if they're going to actually pay in
cash because nobody does that anymore, to pay an exact change,
or they can't take it.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Okay, but if we stopped creating pennies, what did we
really think was gonna happen here?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like eventually people wouldn't have pennies. I don't know if
they about it all the way through. No, I think
the person was to save money. I don't get it either,
but I don't know saving pennies. That's how you want
to save money is stop the pennies. Will cost more
to make a penny than what a penny's worth. Yeah,
so that's why, Oh, you shut her up really quick. WHOA,
(47:34):
there's better ways. I mean, there are probably better ways
to save money as well, but you know that's one
of the ways talking about a penny.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
But also then just let's just get rid of the
like things that are five twenty.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Six do it again, you will do it again, say
something meager.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Stop now you mean like five dollars and twenty six
cents like that, we don't need the penny.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, I think that was the idea that they wanted
to make it like so that nothing would come out
to equal a penny penny unless you're paying with a
card or something. Yeah, I don't know, I don't really know.
They should just take out those numbers from well.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
I'll let them know that you have the answer and
that in the future they should just consult you.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
I mean, you would think more people would know that
by now, but obviously they don't.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Okay, let's watch or get fired up again.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
So baseball fans are really upset with the Jonas brothers
because they performed during right after the fifth inning during
Game two of the World Series. And they're performing because
the whole thing was part of a stand up to
cancer tribute, which people probably didn't understand that that's why
they were performing. But it wasn't just the Jonas brothers
that were doing the tribute. It was also coaches and
(48:40):
fans and other players that were also participating. But the
real reason that people are upset that the Jonas brothers
had the nerve to perform during came two of the
World Series is that this is not the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
We don't have halftime show in this sport.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Well maybe you should, and then you would get more
people out there.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
I have time show, thank you very much. I don't
think there were well.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
You know what, I'm just saying. It could just lighten
things up a bit, especially when things are getting.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Surprised that they don't have performances at the World Series
more often you'd think that they would.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Right, they just have the people come out and seeing
like godless America and then the anthem and then there's
a seventh inning stretch. So maybe that's what it is.
They had them perform at the wrong time. Fifth inning,
No seventh inning stretch. Maybe after five sounds better. Whatever,
that's what it's treating.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, hey, you have a
dirty little secret? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
So? It's kind of been eating at me for like
a week.
Speaker 7 (49:43):
I was at a friend's family's barbecue and I made
out with.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
My best friend's dad.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Nice. What is hot?
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah, unbelievable?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Is he married, good question.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yes they are still married.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
It was really nice and.
Speaker 7 (50:09):
Really good and surprisingly I hit him up afterwards and
he responded, So, I'm not sure what I'm going to
do about this, but I just need to let somebody know.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
So now you're talking to your best friend's dad, now,
who's married, who's married to her mom? Yeah, right to
her mom.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Yeah, he was a nice person, but you.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Know, yeah, all right, so you're intentionally trying to be
your friend's stepmom.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Whoa. Oh oh, well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret and good luck with that whole situation.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
Yeah, jeez, okay, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yep hew. What's up? This is the ju will show
a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
You have one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Sweet?
Speaker 12 (50:56):
What is it that I don't like nature and I
don't like hiking and I like to a guy that
I was dating one time about hiking, and so I
had to sabotage it.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Oh, I threw myself into poy of than Ivy just
so I can say, get me out of here, gotta go.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Worth it.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
Well, yeah, it kept a day short for sure.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I mean I didn't really get rashes.
Speaker 12 (51:21):
But I had to just kind of go home and
pretend like I had rashes, so I couldn't see him
for us to say. But anyway, my dirty little secret
is that me and that guy had a bad breakup.
And now there's a whole another thing to this hiking thing.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh okay, what is it?
Speaker 12 (51:36):
So I went to the park ranger of his favorite
hiking spot and I said, hey, look out for this guy.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
He took a crap on the trail.
Speaker 7 (51:46):
Okay, oh yeah, I'll play around.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
He messed with me, I'm gonna mess with him.
Speaker 12 (51:52):
So I told the park ranger that he is a
like a weird guy that keeps going to the bathroom
on the trail that I keep seeing the same guy
and he's like not just urinating, I.
Speaker 8 (52:01):
Mean he's like defecating and I keep I keep seeing him.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
So I showed them his picture. I showed them a
few spots where he went.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
So now they have his picture of all along the
trail for you know, have you seen this man? He's
a cereal pooper.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
At his favorite at his favorite hiking trail.
Speaker 10 (52:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's he's not gonna be able to
go to a show his face.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah dirty.
Speaker 12 (52:27):
And the dirty thing about this is that it was
actually me because I set it up.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
I wanted him to get off that trail, and that's
how I got my revent. So it was me doing
all the dirty stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
So you were put on the trail and blame him.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
On, Yes I was. I know it's brom so petty.
I don't care. But now it is a serial cooper
all along that trail because of me. I hope that
people recognize him.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Oh my god, of course, what's your dirty little secret?
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