The Full Jubal Show from October 29th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, there the bite. Who would have thought that, out

(00:06):
of all.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
The people unhands, you and I would find each other. Huh.
I know it's our first date, but I gotta tell
you I'm feeling things that I haven't filled without the
help of medication and you. Wow, Hey, I got a
fun get to know your question. If I was in
your alarm clock, how would you like me to wake
you up with some light beeping, some loud clanging, or

(00:28):
just one big dong? Where are you going? Why are
you leaving? Why are you leaving the day? It's not
done yet. The dating world is dangerous, don't see that.
It's got a lot of landmines and it's hard to
even get a conversation started a lot of times. Well,
one woman is going viral today because she says that
she figured out the one question that we'll always get

(00:50):
a guy to respond to you on hinge? What's the
question and does it work? We'll go over it right
after this. Do you wish more people would talk to
you on the dating apps? When you will show well
if you do your luck? Because one woman is going
viral today because she says she's figured out the one
question that will always get a guy to respond to
you on hinge. Yeah, good, talk about it right now.

(01:11):
And also she has theories on what you should do
with the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That the guy gives you as well.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh jeez, So what is the question that this woman
says automatically? We'll get every guy to respond to you
if you put it as your prompt on hinge.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
And by the way, if your dude call us let
us know what you think.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Eight eight eight yes, three four three six one eight
eight eight three four three one six one, you can
also text us at four one o six one. But
here is the prompt that she says works every single
time on the dating apps to get a guy to
talk to you. You up, that one probably works as well,
but it's would you rather fight a chicken every time
you turn your car on? Or in a orangutang once

(01:46):
a year, but you never know when it will appear
for what?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Why would he says that it works every single time
to get guys to respond.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
She says that guys eat it up.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Why do you guys want to fight something so bad?
I always do that too, Always do all give my
stosterone room?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Vose?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, it's like because most dudes, you know, we feel
like we're living in an action movie at all times.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So you just want to fight something you.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Don't really want to fight, but you've got to be
ready places you don't know, you know what I mean,
Like you don't know when you're gonna be driving down
the street and then all of a sudden, something's gonna happen,
and some dude's gonna give you a briefcase to tell
you to protect it, you know, and you got to
do everything you can to protect it. And like somehow
you realize that, oh my gosh, in another life, I
was taught of these spy moves and I don't remember
because they put microchip in my brain, you know what

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I mean, That kind of stuff. It could happen, So
you just gotta be ready. That's why dudes love the question.
I guess, would you rather fight a chicken every time
you turn your car on or a rangus haning once
a year?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
But you never know when it will appear.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
But I think it also is that moment for guy
to be like, this is how I could protect you,
This is how I can impress you, Yeah, by taking
down the chicken. You know.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I think there are those guys too, Yeah, that way.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
But is it like, do I want to protect you
or do I just like see it actually happening in
my head? Because this just reminds me my little brother,
or ask for a tauma for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Clash ear for what?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I said, Okay, so it just starts. Yeah, he ever
got lost in a forest? Like why would you be
lost in a forest?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Gotta be prepared for why?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Guess is just a man thing? You just want to
get lost?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
They never know? Animalistic? Maybe it's just one of those things.
It's like cavemen. It's instilled in you.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, but apparently this question will get guys to respond
to you every single time on hinge. Would you rather
fight a chicken every time you turn a car on?
Or an orangutang once a year? But you never know
when it will appear. Here's what she had to say
about the answers to that question.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
I think a lot of you aren't doing Hinge dates.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
If a man chooses an orangutan, you do not want
to match with this man.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, let's start with he cannot.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Fight in orangutan, so he's likely overconfident, egotistical. He's basically
gasilating himself, so he's gonna gaslate, you babe, and it's
going to argue, argue rather than to solve a problem.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
So just trust me on this one. Do not match
with men who choose a rangutan.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
You want to match with chicken man.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
All right, These are husband away from material They are practical,
They are logical thinkers.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
They thought through this problem and came to the.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Most rational solution.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Okay, They're willing to do something like a little annoying
on a day to day basis because they know it's a.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Smarter, safer choice.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I disagree. I think the chicken dude is boring.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh I was just turning, Well, maybe it's a safe
be Like, if you want safety instability, then I would
go with the fight a chicken every time you turn
on your car guy, right, because safety instability. He always
knows it's coming every single day, every single time he
turns his car on, he knows the chicken is going
to show.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But he's got to fight the chicken.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right, So the rangutan guy is a little bit of
a wild card. That's what I like about the rangu tank.
Do I think I can beat a rangutang?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Absolutely? Why?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's once a year and you never know when it
will happen right until you see every day's an adventure
because you're looking over your shoulder NonStop, like, when is
that dude going to show up? Okay, it might be
the grocery stommograss and fruit loops, and behind those foot
loops is going to be in a rangutang.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Face it's on.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
But see that doesn't feel very comforting though, because then
I feel like you're always distracted waiting for the rangitang
and then where's the attention.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Not on me?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
A bad listener at that point?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, or you forget about the orangutang, like you're not
gonna remember the orangutang. I'm sorry, but you're gonna forget
about it at one point when it doesn't come for.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Like the whole half a year.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
And but with your ad d you would end up
coming into the studio all beat up because you.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Forgot that their rangutang was out there trying to beat
you up.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, that would definitely be me. Hello, you're doing the chicken?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Huh really? Why?

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Yeah, the chicken is smaller.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Here.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Maybe we should go further to ask how would you
fight the chicken? Because kick to the chicken feels a
little bit easy. That's not that's not hot like you
at least with your hands.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
A strong legs, right, that's attractive.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's what women want.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
You guys, who will kick a chicken?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I just won't you reason with it? Just tell it
to move out of the way.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
No, that's not the question.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Would you rather he's in with the chicken? Diferent time
he's here in your car or fighting a rag and
Draang can't see you.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I can never know know what.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Happened, what the reasons he got paid?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Hello listen, chicken, I hear you, and I understand how
you're feeling, and I also want you to get on
my car or I'm going to kick you in the face.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Chicken.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yes, it's your decision. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't want to dismiss your feelings. But you're about
to get kicked in the face. Chicken.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor. Who is this?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, Hi, Skyler, this is she? Who who is this?

Speaker 10 (06:47):
Hi? This is Trevor. We haven't officially yeh, but I
just started your restaurant two days ago, and there's been
a little bit of a problem this morning, so I
figured I would call you, and I got your phone
number for like the emergency phone number list.

Speaker 11 (07:03):
Why are you calling me? Where's Canvas your direct manager?
You shouldn't be calling me. I'm on vacation.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Oh well, yeah, she's talking to the fire department. So
I figured it would be better to just get you
on the phone.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Whoa, what do you mean the fire department? What do
you mean what happened?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (07:19):
Because the secret drink So anyway, Yeah, I was just
calling you to let you know that the secret menu
items are not working very well.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
Secret menu items. What the are you talking about? Tell
me why the fire department is there?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, they're here.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
Because of the secret menu items. Like I don't think
that they went off like they should have.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Secret drink menu items. You don't have secret drink menu items.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
So what are you?

Speaker 10 (07:42):
Yeah, So okay, let me explain because like sorry, I
might be talking kind of fast because like it's just
been like really stressful around here this morning because of
like you know, people getting sick and then the fire
and all that kind of stuff, and so like it's.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Just been super busy.

Speaker 12 (07:54):
Song.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Need you to get to the point. Oh, is the
business still standing.

Speaker 10 (07:59):
Oh well, yeah, I think so. Also, like I don't know,
like it's just been very very dramatic around here this morning,
because like.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Be honest with me, where's Candice can? Where is Candic?

Speaker 10 (08:15):
She's talking to the firefighters and so like I can't
get her right now. But so basically, because like you know,
I just started two days ago, I thought it would
be like, hella cool if we had like secret menu items,
like how the Starvey's and the other big like coffee places.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Are you talking about? What did you do?

Speaker 10 (08:32):
So? I, oh, well, okay, so like I created some
secret menu items because I thought it would be hell
of cool, but I, like, I don't think that it
worked out very well. So there was the dirty Unicorn,
but unfortunately a lot of people like started like, you know,
getting sick because of that one.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
You know, dirty are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (08:49):
So it was like it's a coffee drink, but because
it's the dirty Unicorn, because like Starvey's has the other
unicorn drinks, this one is like it's with dish soap
and I'm also dirty dishwater and then you make the
coffee and then you put it in the coffee.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
What the are you talking about? You serve guests dirty
dish water there coffee.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, I thought it would be kind of kitchy.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh like really for like you know you're fired?

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Uh, well, like I don't know. Okay, did you say
I was getting fired?

Speaker 11 (09:21):
What do you think, Trevor? What the do you think, Trevor?
The fire department is called Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, yeah, that's because of the flaming unicorn.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
What the is a flaming unicorn?

Speaker 10 (09:31):
Well, I thought that one would also be kind of kitchy.
I'm very cool for like social media. So I put
like one fifty one floater on top of it because
you know, we serve alcohol in the evenings, and then
set it on fire.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
About like ideas. But the fire department was called.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
Yeah, the kitchen set on fire because I realized I
never made a flaming drink before, and then I got
scared and tipped it over.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I'm on vacation. I don't even know who the you are,
but I'm coming back now.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
I'm gonna get you fired, and I hope you know
you're gonna be sou if my building is to the ground.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, well, then I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
What did you just say, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your employee.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Candace set you up.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
It's a joke.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Oh my god, my heart, my heart.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
She said, it's the first time you've taken a vacation
since you opened the business, since she wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh my god. I leave for one week and I
thought my business wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's time for Nina's What's trending in Nina is out today?
So Victoria has your trending?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
And were any of you guys doctor Seuss's fans growing up?
I know I was like the Green Eggs at Ham
and whatnot. But were you guys anyone?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I Yeah, I like Doctor Sus growing up until I
found out about how he is personally.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
What okay? How is he dig deep?

Speaker 12 (10:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
In real life?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh we love sucks he wrote the night.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Also, also he started by drawing adult stuff. Did you
know that why Doctor Sus got his original start by
drawing adult cartoons?

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Like there was adult cartoons.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, it was back in the day when they didn't
really have you know, like the Internet and things like that,
So people had to draw that stuff, and he started
drawing adult cartoons.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
So how did he give into kids books?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I think he made the switch to make more money.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh smart but also interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, now I have no idea, although I would have
loved to read some of his drawings with the poems
that he does for the adults that would have.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Been sent, they should have published something like that. That's
what that's the real money. Well, apparently a man you lost,
Doctor SUS's manuscript is set to be published next summer.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Yeah, I guess, so I don't know how he was lost,
to be honestly, do like someone found it, I guess,
but I don't know how that happens, So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Kind of interesting.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Maybe it will be an adult book, maybe it will
be a not adult book.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
We'll find out way his manuscript anyways, And I don't
fully know if this is true or not, but it's
what's trending. Robert Pattinson is rumored to be preparing his
debut album.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Do you remember who Pattinson?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Of course? Twilight, Yeah, Twinkling Vampire and Twilight.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
I'm okay, yeah, Well apparently he's set to release music,
really debut album.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah. I don't know how I feel about that cause
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Have you ever heard Robert Pattinson do anything musical.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Be for Nope?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Have you no?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
So maybe Well if he sparkles in the sun, just
imagine how he.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Sings in the sun. Probably sparkles just his mune and
last but not Lee's.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Uh, the Dodgers and Blue Jays games are heating up.
I did try to look at the score, but it
did nothing really pop it up.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
So the World Series is not over.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's still going. It's still going. That's trend report.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
But more importantly, the celebrities are out to every single game,
and all I know is we just love to hate
on people, Like we're hating on Sydney Sweeney. We're hating
on Prince Harry and Princess and Megan Markle.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't know, and it's just I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
I'm like, guys, can't we just like have fun at
a baseball game, like.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
They want to have fun, they came to hang out.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Everyone else should just have fun and hang out, like
we don't got to be hating on anyone.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I think it's just annoying when you're watching a game
as a spectator and then they just keep shooting to
the celebrities like I want to watch the game, I
don't want I don't care that Megan Markle is sitting there.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Well that's what they did. Pan to them too, and
they just got booed.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
So they they got booed at the stadium too.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
You can see Harry Prince Harry like try to like
eventually gave a quick smile, but then like looked away
almost like please.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Leave us alone. Look so Fridge like I don't like
this right now, and I'm like, but yeah, live bluff love.
That's what's trending.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
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Speaker 2 (14:03):
John is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Chloe.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But first, John, how long
has it been since you heard from Chloe?

Speaker 13 (14:17):
It's been like two weeks.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
I feel like I've I've given it enough time to
like give it a breath and see if it was
just me or something I did.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Weird, But like I really, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (14:29):
I thought we were viving.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, two weeks it's kind of a long time to
not hear anything. I mean, unless maybe she's just really busy.
Did you get that vibe?

Speaker 8 (14:37):
It didn't really seem like that. Like we so for starters,
Like I wanted to do something fun and interactive, something
that like didn't make us think about the fact that
we were like just trying to get to know each other.
So I found this souf for a cooking class, something
something you know that we have something to do and
we can figure out probably follow it together. So we

(14:58):
took this cooking glasses more of a baking glass. Uh.
We tried. We tried to make a cake. I think
what came out was like pretty edible. It was really cool.
The instructor was really sweet. They had some wind flowing,
they had good music.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Why do you think you're getting ghost I'm not.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Man.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Like.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
After after the day we went out, we had coffee.
We took a walk around the park and just shatted
and she was like whipped smart, like annoyingly smart, in
in a good way, in like the best way. She
was like funny, she was kind and and I mean
I was nervous, but she I mean itches and and
I'm confused because like we even kissed. It wasn't like

(15:41):
movie magic. It was it was a quick moment, and
it seemed like she kind of like pulled away pretty fast.
But the lead into it seemed very open and receptive.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Why would she pull away?

Speaker 13 (15:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
And maybe and maybe maybe she like she like wanted
to keep things more prim and proper for a first date,
which I didn't respect. I mean, I'm just like, maybe
she has like a kid I don't know about, or
that I have kids or something.

Speaker 14 (16:10):
Maybe she just got like weirded out, or she hasn't
been on a day in a while and was like
maybe this isn't the.

Speaker 8 (16:15):
Right guy for my kid or something. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, so she does have a kid, or you just
think she has a kid.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
I have no clue. Maybe get I'm trying to create scenarios.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
You're just going deep down a rabbit hole of like reasons,
and you went straight to kids.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
I'm in the weeds.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
An things possible. I guess.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
All right, Well, is there anything else other than maybe
if one of you guys as a secret kid.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
I think the reason I care so much is like
most of the other days I've been on are just
really like.

Speaker 13 (16:47):
An all small talk.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
And we got into some we got into some stuff.
We started, you know, really getting esoteric.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
It was nice, it was lovely.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
It didn't feel like a first date.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Nice word thank you.

Speaker 13 (17:00):
Yeah, I study my own.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Yeah that, And then I don't know if it was
like maybe she maybe she's in like a pollocule or
something and I'm not the right fit. But I really
I just a pollocule, like she's Polly, like she's in
A's He's trying to come up with like pollock, you know,

(17:24):
anything under the son to explain it. Okay, keep replaying
it over and over in my head, and I like,
I don't want to put myself on the back too much,
but I think I did a pretty good job. And
I think I'm I'm pretty personal, so I'm maybe I'm
just really ugly.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Hopefully that's not it, but we'll find out for you
ly got three things there, Okay, we'll play a song,
come back and then call her and see if so,
tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you
a second date.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Okay, Hey, thanks so much, guys, I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
We'll get your first a follow up right after this.
It's the Jubal Show.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
John is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Chloe. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and
maybe get him a second date. But first, John, why
don't you recap your date again force real quick before
we call her.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
We went to a little making bake cake date, had
some coffee to go, walk, shared a kiss and that
was it.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And then you've got some interesting reasons why you think
you might be getting ghosted?

Speaker 12 (18:31):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (18:31):
I just think I'm probably spiraling out of control.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
All the reasons that I can think of is she's Polly,
or I'm ugly, or you know, she's got a kid
and doesn't you know, want to be dating around Dune.
I have no clue. I no clue.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, Well, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah? Man, I gotta know.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Ma, speak to Chloe. Please,
this is Chief. Hey Chloe, how are you. This is
a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Hi, Chloe, I'm Nina. Hey make sure I and my name.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Is double up.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Hi. Did I win something?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I don't know yet, actually, but we did get an
email about you, Chloe. That's why we're calling an email.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
What is this.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's a radio show called The Jebel Show, and we
do a segment on our show that's called the First
Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And somebody emailed
us saying that you're not calling them back after you
had a date and they really liked you, and they're
wondering if we can figure out why you're getting ghosted.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
I'm I'm really confused.

Speaker 15 (19:51):
I'm not really sure why you guys, I don't really
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
A few weeks ago, you went on a date with
a guy named John.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
Wait, John, I it's not ring any bol.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Did you go make a cake with a guy?

Speaker 15 (20:08):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Mackenzie is gonna die
when she hears this. Yes, I do know what you're
talking about. Now.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
This is this.

Speaker 15 (20:20):
I can't even believe that you're calling me about this.
This guy was like the complete weirdo I went out
with two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Do you think he's a weirdo? And who's McKenzie.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
McKenzie is my.

Speaker 15 (20:30):
Best friend and she actually she went out with this
guy and he was telling me this horror story and
there was a group of friends and we just.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Kind of had this bet about how I didn't really
believe how.

Speaker 15 (20:45):
Bad the date was, so she told me I needed
to go out with him to find out myself.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
So, so, oh, your friend went out with him.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I didn't like the date and then told you that
you have to check it out for yourself, and that's
why you went out with him.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Girl, that's terrible.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yeah, I don't think it's that terrible. She he was
like pretty awful to my friends. I don't see a
problem with it.

Speaker 15 (21:06):
He was super weird and my friend was telling me
about it, so we just thought it would be hilarious
this I actually went out.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
A date with this guy. So you had no intention
of calling him back.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
You just wanted to go check it out and see
experience what your friend was talking about she had she
had a.

Speaker 15 (21:22):
Bet that I couldn't make it two hours on a
date with this guy, and I made it just the
two hours.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
And that was all enable.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What was so weird?

Speaker 6 (21:33):
He dresses like super weird. He had a hat with like.

Speaker 15 (21:37):
These peacock feathers on it, and then had a flannel
shirt with a flannel shirt and then a hat with
peacock feathers. And then he picked his teeth a lot,
like with his fingernails and we were making a cake.
It was disgusting.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
He used.

Speaker 15 (21:55):
He just like used a lot of big words like
trying to tell like make it seem like he was
really smart, and it just felt like really unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Thank you for telling us, Chloe appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
And now I should let you know that John is
actually on the phone and has been listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 13 (22:13):
Wait, well not anymore.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
John's on the phone.

Speaker 13 (22:19):
Yep, Yeah, it's mister Peacock. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (22:24):
I mean, I can't even but I can't.

Speaker 13 (22:26):
Believe in so many words I can I can just
say sup.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Wow, Okay.

Speaker 15 (22:32):
I mean, if this doesn't prove the point that I'm
trying to make, I don't know what does he wrote
a radio station to confront me about this.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
I mean, are you kidding me?

Speaker 13 (22:42):
How unbelievably stuff it is to just go on gate
with somebody as a joke.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
I think it's pretty.

Speaker 15 (22:50):
Stuff that you decide to then confront me on a
public radio station afterwards so you can think about what
you're doing too.

Speaker 13 (22:58):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 14 (22:59):
I didn't understand what was happening, and you wouldn't get
back to me.

Speaker 13 (23:04):
So I mean, if you want to keep ruining and
meddling in other people's lives just as a lark, more
power to you. And you're exaggerating about the hat.

Speaker 14 (23:14):
Yeah, there are peacocks feathers in it, but it's a
regular hat.

Speaker 13 (23:18):
It's just like that's a little it's a little Papa color.

Speaker 14 (23:20):
And I didn't wear it the whole time while we
were outside.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Any hat with peacock feathers in it is not a
normal hat. Let's just put that right on the table there.

Speaker 15 (23:30):
First of all, I don't know why you needed to
come in confront And anyone.

Speaker 14 (23:33):
Who's going on a date with somebody just to laugh
at them with their friends is kind of messed up
to when you at least degree. Can we meet halfway?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
You picked your teeth and then made a cake. I
don't really know what else to tell you about this situation.
I mean, you do not know, and you.

Speaker 14 (23:55):
Spent two hours on a date with somebody that you
had no interest with, Like way more of a.

Speaker 13 (24:02):
Move than picking take better out of your teeth.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
I don't know. I won the bet.

Speaker 13 (24:08):
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you won the bet.

Speaker 14 (24:10):
Maybe you can take all those winnings and buy a
personality that's worth it.

Speaker 13 (24:14):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Oh wow, Okay, I mean I have a personality. I
have a boyfriend that's so.

Speaker 13 (24:27):
About it, which maybe I'll message him.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
We have a little chat a date with John because
your friend said he was weird and you have a boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
But you yeah, that weird as a bet, it wasn't
anything serious.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Does your boyfriend know you did this?

Speaker 16 (24:44):
He knows that we have like a friendship like that,
that we do like fun bests like that.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
He knows that.

Speaker 15 (24:49):
I don't think I actually told him I went on
a date, but he knows that, like we do fun stuff.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
But it doesn't mean anything, girl, You.

Speaker 13 (24:57):
Hear yourself, right, I just I just want to make
sure that we're all living in that reality.

Speaker 15 (25:01):
Yeah, I don't see a problem with it. I don't
know why you have an issue with it.

Speaker 13 (25:05):
I can't imagine why anybody wouldn't have an issue with that.
But you know what, thanks for showing your true colors.
I got the answers I need to.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Olly, would you like another date when John Will pay
for it?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
No?

Speaker 6 (25:15):
I just told you, guys, I have a boyfriend's.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
So crazy, Like what this has been such a.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Waste of my time? All you can just stocked?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Wow, whoa, wow, she's gone, John.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
She hung up.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm sorry I couldn't get you another date with her.
She sounds super sweet.

Speaker 13 (25:34):
I think I dodged a bullet. So, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Ju Will's first date?

Speaker 8 (25:43):
Follow up?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No?
Not even I didn't say that. It was like, why
am I you even listening to? To begin with? You're
a virgin who can't try.

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We need to hype up words. I need like exciting, exhilarating.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
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Speaker 3 (26:49):
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Speaker 2 (27:05):
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Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
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for you verus Victoria. Gabby, what's up? Gabby, how are
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Speaker 1 (27:21):
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Speaker 3 (27:24):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (27:25):
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Speaker 3 (27:29):
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Speaker 1 (27:30):
I appreciate it, Gabby.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Why did you have to keep going with it?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
We're Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Gabby,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to be
you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, all right? Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (27:54):
I am ready, I'm born ready, all right.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
And just so you know, Nina is not here right
now today, so I will be asking the question.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's just some doesn't throw you off? Okay, here we go.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Which novel by Jane Austen was first published in eighteen
thirteen and features the character Elizabeth Bennett, which artist one
of the most Grammys in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 13 (28:17):
Death was.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
What was mac Miller's original stage name before his career
took off, Malcolmore, what is the name of the fictional country?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
And Black Panther.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Coda which artista.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Which artists inspired the Bratt summer trend, the what bratt
summer trend?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Gabby,
here's a question for you. If you had to eat
one Halloween candy for every meal for the rest of
your life, which Halloween candy.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Would you choose?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Milk duds?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
What milk duds? Really? Why?

Speaker 6 (29:02):
So good?

Speaker 13 (29:02):
The caramel?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I did not expect that.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I did not. That was a lot more of the
last options out.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I like that answer, though it's out of the box.
I haven't done what's your what's yours mine?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Uh, that's a tough question.

Speaker 15 (29:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I was lied to as a child and told that
I was allergic to chocolate when I wasn't, just so
I wouldn't eat candy. So I've never really been into candy,
but probably Sour Patch Kids. I like Sour Patch Kids
a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Oh you would eat them?

Speaker 12 (29:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I think I would eat those every meal.

Speaker 14 (29:32):
Trauma from those sour skittles, Like, yeah, yeah, I know
That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Eating Sour Patch Kids every day for every meal for
the rest of your life. Would wreck the roof of
your mouth.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Well, not only that, I don't get a lot of cavities.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That's true, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
If you had to eat one Halloween candy for the
rest of your life, for every meal, every day, what
would it be?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Either at kit Kat or a Snickers? Carry Snickers because
it has almonds. That's kind of healthy, right.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
It gets a protein. Okay, all right, here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass, and you have to
beat Gabby outright to win, and Gabby you can tell
Victoria win to go.

Speaker 13 (30:08):
Okay, ready sent.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Luth, a rich novel by Jay Nawson, was first published
in eighteen thirteen and features the character Elizabeth Bennett.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Oh oh uh Pride Prejudice?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Which artist won the most Grammys in twenty twenty five?

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Oh oh oh um uh Billie Eilish.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
What was mac Miller's original stays day before his career
took off?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh yikes, Jacob, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
It's the name of the fictional country in Black Panther.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh well, kind of Now keep going, keep going, you're
what you want to keep going, dang it, this is
messed up.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'll ask it.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, I was about I was literally forming the word,
so I'm gonna go with it.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
That's okay. What artist inspired the brat summer trip?

Speaker 18 (31:00):
Oh x x.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, let's lead it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did.

Speaker 19 (31:08):
Scoreboard our social media producer Gabby Gabby fantastic name.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
By the way, I'm really hoping I won that because
that last question was some.

Speaker 19 (31:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to correct Gabby and bored
Victoria got three.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Really it's an asterisk though, you know what I mean. Job, Yeah,
you know what happened. It's like it's like in sports
when a referee makes a mistake and the team wins,
it's always an asterisk by it. So it's really not
that big of a victory. It's like I was the
ref in that instance and I messed up the call.
Yeah really, Gabby, everybody knows that you won.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I think you called it great.

Speaker 8 (31:51):
I want yeah, yeah, you got. You got to win
with air quotes.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
We all know the truth.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Congratulation you do you do?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Get in, don't you? Tickets? Just for playing?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
And let's go over the answers right Now, the novel
by Jynson that was first published in eighteen thirteen and
features the character Elizabeth Bennett's Pride and Prejudice. The most
Grammys in twenty twenty five went to Kendrick lamar Oh.
Mac Miller's original stage name before his career took off
was easy mac Oh. What is the name of the
fictional country in Black Panther Wakanda Wanda forever? And the

(32:25):
question that is in question that really ruined this whole
game not in question? Which artists inspired Brad smrtrand it
is Charlie XCX and Gabby.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Thank you for playing, and thank you for listening.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
You're not You're welcome.

Speaker 13 (32:36):
And shout out to my daughter Leah.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
She got the Wagana question.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh dope, I.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Didn't even know that. We play U verse Victory.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
We play U Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jewel Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com. It's time to Cash a Cheater Only on
the Jubile Show. Allison is on the phone today for
to catch a Cheater, and she's been married to her husband,
Ty for five years, but now she suspects that something
might be going on, so we'll see if we can.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Help her out.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Alison, I'm sorry you're going through it, But why do
you think Ty's cheating on you?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Hi? Guys.

Speaker 16 (33:13):
Yeah, so it's kind of complicated, and I want to
tell you the whole story. So basically, like you said,
we've been married for five years, and I'm really excited because,
like you know, five years is kind of a milestone anniversary, right. Sure, Now,
Ty was kind of a wild child like when we met,
but I had time to work on him.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Ok Yeah, and she's like really absent minded.

Speaker 16 (33:37):
He's always getting lost and I get that, and I
get that he's like a hot mess express on wheels, Okay,
and I love that.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
But so we got married on Halloween in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Right, that's fun.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yeah, it was super fun. And Halloween is literally my
favorite holiday.

Speaker 16 (33:52):
So we always look forward to our anniversary every year
and we always do a couple's costume. But this year
we go to like start talking about our costume, right,
and I'm trying to come up with suggestions. I'm like
prince and the Princess, and he's totally not into it,
doesn't even look like he cares and didn't have anything

(34:12):
to suggest. And this is the first time in five
years that he's been like completely disinterested in it.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
So that was my first red flag notice. I said, first,
we have more, so this gets worse.

Speaker 16 (34:27):
So I'm like, okay, well that's weird, but I'm trying
to be on his side, right, But then I noticed
that he's being weird about his phone, and he's never
been weird about his phone.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
Like he'll let me pick up his phone and check
messages for him.

Speaker 16 (34:40):
No, no, not now, and he'll go in the next
room and I hear him whispering, and I'm like, first
of all, I'm not deaf. I can hear you kind
of like, honey, you're not that slick. But yeah, so
I'm sitting here again trying to get them the benefit
of the doubt. Right, it gets worse. That was red
flag number two, red live, red flag number three. So

(35:03):
he does the whole old honey, I'm sorry, I've got
a work late thing, which I'm already like, okay, that's yeah,
again not slick, and he has we have like shared
locations on our phones, and I'm like Okay, I'll bite.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
I'm just curious. And I got my check and he's
not at work. He was at a flower shop.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Could he be getting flowers for you?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Well, he has guys, he's getting flows for me. I
ain't got him yet, so they're not here, So I
don't know. And like I said, like I try to
be on his side.

Speaker 16 (35:40):
I know he is like always like a like scatter brained,
and like if I I feel like sometimes I kind
of put a leash on this man, or he's just
going to walk off in his woods.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
So I get it. Yea, it can be hard to
deal with sometimes people like me.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
So now I've got no.

Speaker 16 (36:02):
He still hasn't brought up any ideas for the Halloween,
for our Halloween anniversary, and I'm just like, I don't know.
I never thought he would cheat on me, but now
I'm like, I can't think of any other reason why
he's hiding his phone while he's going into the next
room to answer messages and and he's lying about where
he is.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, is he planning a surprise?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Like only be that tight.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
He's never done that before.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Well, you told us what a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
He's a rewards card memberrat, so will play a song
come Back, and then call him, pretend to be from
the grocery store and say that he's this month's big
winner of flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
see if he sends O see you he to somebody else?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Okay, more flowers?

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Yeah, oh god, I'm scared to find out, but.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Okay, plays song come back and get your to catch
theeter next. Right in the middle of Today's to Catch
a Cheeter And if you're just joining us, Allison is
on the phone, and Allison suspects that our husband of
five years named Time might be messing around.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
So in a second, we're gonna call him and.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards member at and say that he's this month's big
winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Allison
or to somebody else. Before we do that, Allison, you
want to catch us up on your situation real quick.

Speaker 16 (37:17):
Yeah, So, basically, like you said, Ty and I've been
married for five years. Our anniversary is on Halloween, and
we always have a couple of costume that.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
We've planned together.

Speaker 16 (37:26):
And this is the first year that we don't have
anything in the work and he's been weird around his phone,
and he's not where he says he's going to be,
and I just I can't get over the feeling that
something is off.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, Allison, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
God, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Okay, here we go. Hell, hey, this is horrible calling
from he was looking for a rewards card member named type.

Speaker 20 (38:00):
Yeah, this is ty.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
How are you? Please? Don't hang up.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to tell you congratulations. You're this month lucky winner. Thank
you for shopping with us. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I feel very special.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor department, absolutely free. So
you've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a card to deliver to anybody.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
That you want.

Speaker 20 (38:24):
Okay, yeah, how many?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Is it a buck of roses or thirty six long
stem red roses? Beautiful roses?

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
And here's how it works. I would just need to
get the information from you. I can do that on
the phone in just a matter of minutes.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, it's fine, I can do that right now.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Great.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
If you know you want to send to, I just
need the first and last name of the person you'd
like the flowers to go to.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
First about Shannon, mm.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hmm okay, And is there anything you'd like to put
on a card to Shannon?

Speaker 20 (39:00):
Yeah, definitely, just put uh OMG, You're the greatest. I
can never.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Repay you, and thank you very much.

Speaker 20 (39:06):
Tight.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
And the next thing is I just need to tell
you that this is not a grocery store.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
My name is jubal Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 20 (39:15):
I'm not getting flowers, free flowers.

Speaker 16 (39:16):
No.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
We do a segment on a show where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to, and your wife, Allison is
actually on the phone.

Speaker 20 (39:24):
Oh okay, cool, let's see, Okay, cool?

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Who is Sannon? Really? You're gonna send flowers to some
other girl our anniversary? Literally, like, I don't even know
what day it is? Right now, I'm so freaking mad.

Speaker 13 (39:39):
What the hell?

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Just like, so I call your mother, Dude, you're going
to rude the day that you met me. I swear
to god. Oh yeah, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 9 (39:49):
Hell?

Speaker 12 (39:50):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (39:52):
Oh oh my god, dude, Like, I'm sorry, what?

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Okay? So let me guess, mister, I'm sure you have
some great excuse.

Speaker 16 (40:06):
Uh huh yeah, now that would be a good time
tie earth to tie today?

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Yes, please, thank you?

Speaker 20 (40:12):
Honey?

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Are you dead?

Speaker 12 (40:14):
Okay? So no, not cheating?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, what do you do it?

Speaker 21 (40:18):
Then?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Why are you sending flars of Shannon?

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Well?

Speaker 20 (40:21):
I don't know if she told you, but our anniversary.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Is on Halloween.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
She did. Yeah, So she came.

Speaker 20 (40:26):
Up with this idea like a prince princess type, you know,
collaborative costume for our five year anniversary. And I kind
of tried to let her down gently and not be offensive,
but it just sounded it sounded so basic. I was like, okay, cool,
we're going to be Disney Prince and Princess. This is
five years, you know what I mean? Five years and

(40:49):
we've we've overcome a lot. So I was like, you
need to be special. It needs to be like memorable.
So I have a friend Shannon from work, the person
who was going to send set the flowers to. And
Shannon is also a professional makeup artist and she's worked
on a bunch of cool stuff. She worked on The
Walking Dead, and so I was like, I got this idea.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I started begging her.

Speaker 20 (41:12):
I was like, please help me with this, and she'd
agreed to make, you know, help out with her anniversary,
make it special. So she's been helping with the custom
and like the makeup idea. So babe, yeah.

Speaker 16 (41:24):
I don't even know, like if you're coming up with
this on the spot, this is like the best bull.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Crap you've ever made up. And I'm not entirely sure
I believe you yet.

Speaker 20 (41:31):
But okay, also I'm.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Not basic, and I don't think I appreciate that, and I.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
So boring.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
Okay, so it's not boring. It is anyway, Okay, whatever,
it could have been cute.

Speaker 20 (41:47):
Sure, So for a five year anniversary, I was like,
I want to marry you again, but as a zombie
that would be so cool.

Speaker 12 (41:56):
So Shannon helped me come up with this.

Speaker 20 (41:59):
You'll be bombie bride. Listen, you're going to be a
zombie bride. I'm gonna be a zombie groom, and we're
gonna be okay and like riting decaying, you know, and.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
You had my curiosity, you now have my attention. You
may proceed.

Speaker 20 (42:17):
Okay, I'm going to send you some spec pictures. Like
we've been messing around with some of the makeup that
we're going to do. I've been maybe I have some prosthetic,
you know, residue in my face when I come home,
But you've been playing around with it, and I've been
playing this for a long time. Hence whatever you know,

(42:40):
strange habits I've been just displaying. But I don't want
to make it perfect.

Speaker 16 (42:45):
You mean, like the immense guilt every time you try
to look at me in the eye, like you're the
worst liar.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I've ever met.

Speaker 20 (42:50):
Kiwell's I think somebody, you know, I think that's a
good quality.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
It is not.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
I think you're cheating on me.

Speaker 20 (43:01):
Hey, I guess that text of like kind of my
mock up of what just shut your tone real quick.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Oh okay, I kind of love it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
All right?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Oh are you going to do this reveal?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Were you just going to come home like a zombie
and tell her to go put something on that you
have laid out for her.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
What.

Speaker 20 (43:23):
Oh, yeah, I was going to come home as a
zombie and Sharon was going to come with me, and
then we would present it to her and then she
would do hers.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh all right, Well, didn't think that would cause a
heart attack.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
No discussion of anniversary for the day.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I'm glad you're heading harder in the right place.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Sorry to ruin the surprise, Alison, but at least now
you know ties not cheating.

Speaker 16 (43:47):
You know, I'm going to be honest. I think you
guys have a point. If he had come home like that,
I might accidentally hit him with something. So maybe maybe
a radio reveal.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Was congratulations on the zombie wedding a pie.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
I'm sorry, eat some brains. I'm also mad at you still,
but I'm also fine.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I have a question. Yes, I was raising my hand.
The guy was hot. Yes, Why did the server know
about your schedule because you're.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Trying to get to take shocks And I said yes,
and my friend said, no, guests go to the airport
in like forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Got it, And I was like okay, in sir, she's lame.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, I was like, she's just even wronger than I am. Like,
that's how you get over the stacks.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Come on, that's what happened last week when we checked
in with The Jewel Show. Did one of us get
hammered and almost miss a flight this week? Yeah, we'll
find out when we check in with the show right after.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
This check.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Your hell.

Speaker 9 (44:52):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
You do?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Everyone? Yeah? Just a little you sing?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Why it's The Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
And then there's everybody's younger sister.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Victoria Ramirez Hi.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who appears
through our window from time to time to ask if
for rabbits or hopslot can host a speed dating event
for lonely buddies in our living room.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Our social media producer Gabby. And then there's me.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbel Show and this
is the time of week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
So Nina, what's up with you? This week?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I have a new pet peeve. But it turns out
it's not just a pet peeve. It's a form of
digital phobia. And they do call it meme phobia.

Speaker 13 (45:47):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
So my issue is is this.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Okay, if you're gonna send me a meme ur video list,
I am here for it. Do that, but please check
if there are ten in a row and I have
not seen it or responded to it.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
What if they are voice memos.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
I'm not even talking about voice memos, which I also
don't like. I'm talking about people that send me ten memes,
just like right now, I was trying to catch up.
My friend Astra was sending me all this stuff and
I'm so behind on everything that she sent me, and
it's giving me so much anxiety. Like it's funny, it's sad,
it's relatable, it's like it's overload.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I don't want it. I don't want Well, you need
to get with the program.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Then no, I don't check yourself if it does not
say scene or I've responded, halt for seeing with caution.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I don't want it, and I'll forget and I won't send.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
It to you.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Okay, that's okay. Isn't it kind of sweet that she's
thinking of you? There? Yeah, I can't keep up.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
But if you're really thinking of me, you would know
to wait until I've had a chance to.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
See him and then we can laugh about it together.
I'm like, she's five memes ahead of me.

Speaker 11 (46:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Man, he's got you on that vibe. I'm not that fast.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'm living in real life Victoria this week.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I have a big issue that I got to try
to figure out, and it is what I'm I'm gonna
get Mimosa, my cat for Halloween yet.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
No, because I've been looking and I don't know which
one I looked. I have options. Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
My first option was a cat taco.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
But this issue with that is the only costumes I
do too, But the only options is it is a
fish taco, but they only have small slash medium, Like
that's one size and.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
I hate to be just a medium wall taco.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Why should the wetago We have to just like really
hone in on our heritage.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Skills and what you want her to be.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Well, yes, but that one doesn't fit.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
So another option is a bear who bear or she
can be a little dragon.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah, alright, Cay, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 19 (47:44):
So I went to a sports bar with my husband
and our friends, and it was a sports bar specifically
for sports betting.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Okay, And I know women get.

Speaker 19 (47:56):
A bad rep for being kind of emotional, but I
I've ever seen a group of humans as emotionalized.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
And then in the watching guys who bring the game
melting down if they think they're going to lose the
game and they're gonna lose their money too, is pretty fun.

Speaker 19 (48:10):
It was crazy, and it was like a range of
emotions right Like there's some guys on this side of
the room that are like up on the tables like pounding,
beers hooting and hollering, and then the guys over here
like crying.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
And galli. Our social media pducer is pregnant.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
So you saw those guys experience the same emotions that
you probably have on a.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Day base exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
It was.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
It was solidarity my hanging out with a bunch of
dos at a bar or a bunch of pregnant women
just going through it right now with you. I just
want to give a warning to anybody out there who
wants to stop at any Halloween themed bars. It is Halloween,
you know. Sometimes they do those pop up bars where
Halloween theme and stuff like that. Yeah, and they are fun.
But my girlfriend and I and a few friends went

(48:54):
out to do some stuff the other night, you know,
hanging out, and we hoped went into one of those
bars because we didn't know where one was. We're like, hey,
that one looks like it's got a bunch of Halloween
decorations and everything up.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
So there's like a Halloween pop up bar.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
And then we got up to the front of the
door and there was a bouncer outside this to just
let you know we're doing an event here in like
half an hour.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
You guys can come and.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Get drinks or whatever, but you will have to pay
cover if you want to stay for that event. We're like, oh, cool,
so it must be a Halloween pup up bar. And
so we sit there, we get our drinks, and then
and then they start covering all of the windows in
the place with curtains.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Oh no, oh my gosh, it's not so exciting. What
was it?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
And then this dude walks up to the table and
he's like, just to let you guys know, in about
one minute, I'm going to be getting buck naked and
everybody else in here is going to be getting naked.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
That's all I thought.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, this is so, this is a naked sex party
that's happening in about thirty minutes. You guys are welcome
to stave made a fifteen bucks and I was like,
is that even legal? Can they do that at bars nine?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, you went to a naked sex.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Not on purpose any way, we accident. You showed up
in a naked sex party.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
That's so cool because.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
For the longest time I thought it was like a myth.
You know what happens, Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 16 (50:06):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, And I did not want to see that through naked.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
So I was like, I'm finishing my drink right now.
Everybody at this table, please pounding drinks. We get out here.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Fifteen dollars and that's my other thought too, was like, yeah,
if you're gonna be doing that for fifteen bucks, like
that's expensive.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
It does I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Okay, I have to pay now to also be at
this party, like wock agree, that's so cool.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, so just you know, make sure you check what
the event is for if they say there was an
event coming up, so that you know, so you're not
just like I'm drinking, like maybe we should get some food,
and then a guy comes up and goes in one minute,
I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Naked, and so's everybody else, suckers.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Exactly, there come out.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
In forty down in the last fifteen and we're leaving
the one time wasn't jubile?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, exactly, it's time for Nina's what's trending. Nina's not
in right now. So Victoria has your trending.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
And there's a perfect way to predict whether you're relationship
is doomed or not.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Perfect for cuffing season. And I'll tell you about that
in sixty seconds.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
But in other news, language apps are at an all
time high for downloads right now, and apparently it's because
people are trying to learn Spanish as quick as they
can before Bad Bunny performs at the super Bowl, which
I think is absolutely amazing. I think it's funny also
because a lot of my friends just want to figure
out his songs, like they just listening to that on repeat.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Look at that Bad Bunny. I mean props to him, right.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
We're learning whole whole language.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Brought a whole new source of money to Puerto Rico
with having his residency there.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I mean he went there.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah, fine, it was amazing and like you know, there's
so many people coming into the country for that. And
then he's actually inspiring people to learn Spanish in America a.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Whole language, like not just his songs, but a whole language. Yeah,
and you only have I think like two more months
to No, that's a lie. I just can't do math.
You have like three or four months to go. So
that's something, yes, exactly well. Keeping it in celebrity pop culture,
a big congratulations is in order, specifically, oh, to captain

(52:10):
America himself, Chris Evans, because him and his wife Alba Baptista,
who they just welcomed their first baby.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Oh America.

Speaker 16 (52:21):
Yes, it's a baby America.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
I can't scream right now with that, just gonna be
so happy. So for anyone who wants to congratulate them,
I guess you can.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
But if anybody who thinks it's actually gonna matter if
you say anything to him, go for it.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
But they probably won't care because they're celebrity.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, I realized I had no way to end that story.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
I just put it in there because I want to
talk about Captain America. So now I have and now
how to predict if your relationship is doomed. And this
is perfect for everyone who's about to get cuffed up
this season because whenever I feel like the weather changes,
it starts to fall.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Everyone's like, oh my gosh, I want to get cuffed
up so well, and you got holidays coming up where
someone a buysy gifts and oh.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
So true, so maybe like wait to see I it's
doomed after the gifts at least, I mean, come on,
it's But it's called the bird theory, and apparently this
test to see if your relationship is going to be
doomed whatever. But you're supposed to say something to your partner,
something very boring and mundane, like oh my gosh, like
look at that bird, but you're supposed to say it

(53:25):
very excited and very happy and just see if they
match your energy. Which I don't really know why this
is a theory. It honestly feels like just a vibe test, right,
So I don't know why we have to make theories
to figure out if your relationship.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Is gonna be doomed or not.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
If you haven't been vibeen with your man for the
past like five months, I promise you this theory is
not gonna make a difference.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah, that's pretty true. If you say something and your
partner just doesn't care at all, chances are they just
don't They just don't really care. If you're like, hey,
look at that cool bird, up, they're like, shut up,
you're always talking about stupid birds.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Anyway, more about me, And that.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Tells you it's supposed to last forever, right, Yeah, oh
take the hint.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Sorry, guys, just like leave.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
But yeah, so try it out and it fails, maybe
try the orange fuel theory or like I said, just
leave break up with.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
The person fuls orange peel theory.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
That one was a while back that we talked about talk.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
That's right, you start to pill an orange and then
hand it to somebody and see if they pill the
rest of it for you.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I'm realizing all of these theories come from TikTok, so
like we should really be taking more hints from that.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I don't really know.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
I've never been in a relationship, but let me know
how it goes if you do test it out. But
what I do know also is that's what's trending.

Speaker 14 (54:31):
Dobles dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
I sure do.

Speaker 18 (54:39):
Sweet all right, So a month ago I got a
I got a paternity test on.

Speaker 12 (54:46):
My son without my wife knowing.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Oh okay, so this is why did you do that?

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Well, okay, so I'm Anice and my wife is Columbiana,
and we have dark hair, we have brown eyes. Our
parents both olive skin, darker, skin darker. You get the idea, right, like,
and our son was born blue eyes, blae hair.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I mean, like it happens, right, we'll see.

Speaker 9 (55:17):
So that's the thing. And I thought, okay, okay, it's fine,
it's fine. But then I'm like thinking, and I'm looking,
I'm thinking on my uncles.

Speaker 12 (55:23):
And my aunts.

Speaker 13 (55:23):
I'm like, no one really has.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
So after a couple of years, you know, I was like, oh,
and I get comments from people just being dirtous about
like the commentary you get when you get.

Speaker 12 (55:36):
A new born.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
People feel like they can say anything. And they were
saying like, oh, it's the mailman baby, you.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 18 (55:43):
Like yeah, like really, and it got to me, got
to me, right, it got to me. So that's why
I did it, and so he's mine, he's mine mine, Congratulations,
you have a son.

Speaker 12 (55:56):
I was relieve.

Speaker 21 (55:57):
I was relieved, like totally relieved, and then just like
one hundred percent, like just guilty because I just did this,
and I you know, so I brought it up jokingly
with my wife, like you know, the other day, so
and so big just comment, whatever, what if we just
gotta let's go get a paternity It says just you.

Speaker 12 (56:13):
Know, kind of like try to and she got.

Speaker 21 (56:20):
You well, of course, and then like an idiot, you know,
I'm hearing all these other things, and I have no
reason to doubt my wife's faithfulness.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
So anyway, I'm I'm just like okay, I think like
I go literally like one day, I'm thinking, okay, I'm
gonna I'm gonna put this in the vault, you know,
it's calling like I'm going to my deskbed with it
forever and no one's gonna know about this. And then
the next day I'm like, well, I gotta be honest
and open and I'm gonna tell her.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
And then she'll put you in your deathbed.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
I mean, that's what I feel like, That's what I
keep thinking.

Speaker 13 (56:52):
The second I think of that I think of that.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah, just keep it no harm, right, Okay.

Speaker 13 (57:03):
It was not like I just was walking around deciding this.
People are just you know, saying the things that people say.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
And well that was where I was an.

Speaker 12 (57:12):
Idiot, was listening to the people instead of looking at.

Speaker 21 (57:15):
My beautiful wife and just knowing that I had no reason.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
You know, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
It's your kid.

Speaker 12 (57:24):
It's good to get it off my chest that.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
That's very relieved that it's my kid as well.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
All right, what's your dirty little secret.

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