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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Doctors say that two to three kiwi's a day can
effectively treat constipation. In a related story, doctors are idiots.
I put three up there.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yesterday and nothing has happened. Oh no, no. See how
easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real news or Fake News, where I read
a news story that's gone viral this week, and you
have to tell me if it's a fake one or
a real news story. It is a lot harder than
you think, and it's always fun, and we'll do real
news or fake news right after this breaking.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
News right here on the jewbel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You heard it here first, US circumcision rates continue to drop,
more proof that Americans don't like tipping.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's the Jewble Show and it's.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Time for real news or fake news, the segment where
we bring you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake news story that
people actually believed.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Let's do it right now.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Test your skills at spotting fake news. Here's is your
first headline for real news or fake news. AI detective's
arrest team for chip bag weapon in beta trial testing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know what that is. Here's the details of
the story.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
This is out of London and what's being called a
wake up call for humanity. A new AI power detective
system in the UK has made international headlines after its
first prosecution. A seventeen year old was arrested under suspicion
of carrying a weapon and when the weapon turned out
to be a crumpled.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Bag of cool ranch Dorito's Oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town
outside of Manchester in the UK's newly launched Apex Sentinel
AI Detective Service or ASSADS, is undergoing beta testing. Wow.
The teenager, who his name is being withheld due to law,
sat on a bench eating a bag of Doritos when
(01:55):
the Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service unit flagged the bag
as a metal like object with hostile configuration and the
robot has the ability to apprehend and take people into custody,
it promptly arrested the boy and transported him to the
police station, where he was then booked and put into
a holding cell until human officers checked data and camera
(02:15):
footage and saw that the boy was arrested for.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Just eating a bag of chips.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street
performer fat for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother
for indecent exposure. Oh, it has been decommissioned while they
quote work out the kinks.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Quote is this a real new story or a fake
news story? I feel like I have to go with fake.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around
arresting like breastfeeding mom.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I have to go with fake. In the same fake victoria.
You think it's real or fake?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I want to say real, But also I think it's
fake because you could easily just throw a glass of
water on that guy and there he goes malfunctioning.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is a real news story. Who to show you
how that is getting with?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
AI?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you serious? Day? Now you can just get arrested
for standing and eating a back of chet.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Luckily it has been decommissioned until they work out the
kinks whatever they're for.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sorry, yeah, exactly, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news? The
segment where I give you a news story that's gone
viral this week, and I have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here is another headline, Florida man busted for
illegal male enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four
Toyota camera.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Real, just because the Florida I meant to hear in Florida,
you can already kind of assume that it might be real.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But this story is insane.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Here's the details in one of the more absurd episodes
of What Were You Thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Detectives have arrested thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal
peep enhancements in the back of his green nineteen ninety
four Toyota Camry parked outside of a South Miami Strip mall.
Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book suite on Instagram
under the handle at Camory Clinic and the numbers after it.
(04:04):
Battery cables became clamps and a ring light doubled as
a surgical lamp, and the heating events served as makeshift
autoclave trays, it said an investigator in the case. This person,
Ramira's allegedly charged clients between two hundred and eight hundred
dollars depending on add ons.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean what he admitted to learning the.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Procedures from YouTube tutorials and parking his camera outside of
strip malls for last minute consultations. And the crazy part
of the story is all of the procedures that he
did in his Toyota Camra eighteen total were successes, and
the people said they would go back to him in
a heartbeat because he did such a good job.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No a lot on YouTube. He really can.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, So is this a real news story or a
fake news story? Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement
clinic inside of his Toyota Camra.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm really leaning towards fake because if something happens, can't
you bleed out from that part of.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The body and like be done? Skis Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's shocking that eighteen people, eighteen people trusted this guy
that says he's a doctor in his nineteen ninety four
to o to Camra to do a procedure on them.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I think that Victoria think it's real or I think
it's real? Are you kidding me? It's a Florida man
in the back of his camera.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Absolutely real, and our healthcare system in this country is
so bad. I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a
nineteen ninety four to to camray. Pretty sure you're not
a doctor, but can you give me in this week
at least I'm to wait like a month.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah on YouTube, Yeah you do have that, bro, this
is a real news story.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah. Well, the man busted for a legal male largely
clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I have to see one thing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He is busted while he was like mid procedure, like
just let me finish this up, and the person who's
doing it on is like, please let him finish. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news? The semement
where I read a news headline from the week that
has gone viral. You have to tell me if it's
a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
Your next headline is a French police make arrest in
(05:58):
Louver museum heist but can understand confessions. Oh, French police
make arrests in Louver museum heist but can't understand the confessions.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Here is the news story.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
After an estimated one hundred million dollars worth of jewels
were stolen at the Louver in Paris. The museum director
was someone to appear before French lawmakers amid the going
investigation and manhunt, and they actually have arrested three people
that they believe are the culprits who stole the jewels
from the Louver. Unfortunately, the story says they arrested three
(06:29):
mimes who still had the jewels on them and when questioned,
the mimes won't give any details because well, they're mimes.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is that a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Fake?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I thought I just read that they melted it down
already percent fake.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But the sad part is there are some people that
actually believed it because it went viral, so they were
sharing the mimes we got busted for the museum ice.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I believe that people believe that. Yeah, I believe it's
another jewbile phone frame. Good morning twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hello, Hi is this Chelsea? Yes, Hey Chelsea, sorry to
bug you on your cell phone. My name is Pete
Eakins and I'm calling from Corporate HR and I needed
to have a conversation with you about some very important
issues that we have come to our attention so.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Do you have a few moments?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Oh, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What is it about, Well, you know, it's always tough
to have these kind of conversations, you know, and when
employees are offended and somebody has done something clearly inapproprity
in the workplace, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So it's it's always hold on one second. I just
got to get a drink of something real quick. I'm thirsty.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes, yeh sure.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh oh that's good. Not a little root beer can't fix.
What's your favorite? Zhda?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
By the way, probably dyet coked. Oh great, I'm sorry.
Did you say that somebody was offended with something that
I did?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, it's about the pumpkin that you carve for our
Halloween pumpkin carving contest in the office.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Oh oh, I didn't think.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I didn't even put me.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You're on the contest, I hear.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know I'm not in the same office as you,
But I hear you won the contest, which is great,
except the images on the pumpkin, I guess, are very
How do I say.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
This adult theme that looks like you drew oh pictures
of thingies on them.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So that's why I can think to describe it right
now without getting too into detail.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
No, I I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
It was just like a forest theme. Like there was
just like trees and and like mushrooms and stuff like that.
It wasn't there was nothing inappropriate, see or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, well I've gotten quite a few complaints, so you're
saying those are not phallic. Okay, all right, Well that
clears it up. Then I just need to make sure
because you know, obviously would frown on that if somebody.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Was doing that, right, I would.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, Hey, Chelsea, do you have a moment.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Can I get a recorded statement from you just to
put in the file so we can put this baby arrest.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, sure, great, I'll just just repeat after me and
we'll be good to go. My name is Chelsea.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
My name is Chelsea, and I.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Do and then insert your job title, and I do
public Relations. What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkin at our Halloween pumpkin
carving contest.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkins our Halloween pumpkin carving.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Car and I apologize if it looked.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Inappropriate, and I apologize if it looks inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Okay, great, Well, I got a question about the mushroom
thingy Are you doing that kind of stuff at work?
What do you mean?
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, just because I'm pretty sure I heard you just
submit to doing illegal substances well at the office, which
is frowned upon, which would make sense why you carved
in your pumpkin?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You know, I literally just said I did not.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, you know what, I was recording that and that's
not what I heard. Let me just play this back
for you to see if this is your voice, and
if if this is what you.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Said, my name is Chelsea. What I'm about to say
is true and factual. I do mushrooms, and hope I
don't apologize.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I of the inappropriate.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
What the.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I did not say that?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
You just edited that to make it sound like I
surely did not say that.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
It sounds like your voice right there, and I you know,
I was shocked when you said it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Actually I didn't say that. Those were my yes, my boys.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
You put it together in a weird way.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
But I did not say that.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I think it's kind of odd that you would just
admit that out of the gate to me. Clearly a
problem with substance abuse said to you at the officer.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Right. Just let me make sure this is your voice again.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
My name is Chelsea. What I'm about to say is
true and factual. I do mushrooms and hopes. I don't
apologize if that inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
You kind of bed you're going to get fired, and.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well then I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's a prank phone call and this is actually Jebel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone rank on you
and your coworker Kindred set you up.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
She said that you won the pumpkin carbon contests don't
work and wanted.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
To mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I thought it was so weird.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Wake up every morning with double phone branks.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's time for Nina's what's trending. There's a story that's
trending this morning.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That is a lesson in if you are calling your
booty call late at night, who make sure you are
still awake when they arrived. I'll tell you why you
need to make sure you're awaken just a second, But
first moms out there, people that have pushed babies out.
Did you listen to music while you were doing that,
because there's another trending story talking about push songs for moms.
(12:31):
The most trending push songs that people listen to, and
there's two artists that stand out the most that women
people feel the most comfortable pushing to.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Wait, was that one song push It? Yeah, like push it,
push It, I'd be like, shut up. I drop it
like a good one.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, I feel like anything with that vibe would be
a good one. But surprisingly it's cold playing Ed Sheeran.
What Yeah, I guess they like more of the comedy
one vibe.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't want a calming I need to I need
something to drown this out.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Give me some like serious hip hop, just or something screamy,
you know, maybe trying to get on through.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Drop it like it's hot, thought, And when the pain
starts to get it you drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot, drop it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Like yeahs totally. I could hear that you're ready to
go with you and you are going to be the
next biggest things late Elamas like drop it like it's hot,
drop it leg it, thought, yeah, social media song.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Gabby just about six months pregnant, you got about three
months to get that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Push her is gonna be like what are oh man?
The miracle of life? It really is a miracle when
you think about it. It's really scary when you think
about it. It is also scary but exciting. So hey,
congratulations all the new moms out there, think about your
push song. Jubil is taking request.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Now.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
If you end up like this woman, well, if the
guy didn't fall asleep, then maybe she would need to
push song too. But this lady is trending big time
this morning because her booty call called her at four
o'clock in the morning. She rolls up to the house
and home he's asleep.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But this goes for anyone. You well, I mean, in
this case it's the middle of the night. It does.
But you be done that, yes, but it's infuriating. I'm
on over a rockier world.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And then you fall asleep on the couch and you
wake up the next morning you're like, oh, I wonder
if they came over.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You're lucky that your house didn't get torched, because he did.
She rolled up and she's like, oh, really, buddy, you
want to be asleep on me. Watch what I'm about
to do. Boom flames, burn his house down, yes, well
burned his house down. Yes okay, Yeah he got out
in time, but she's going to be in jail for
eight years. Why we can only laugh because everybody's okay,
(14:59):
but don't set somebody's place on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Cro just go home or like or have I ever
been that horny? It's like to burn a house. Like
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I just thought it was like, oh wow, anyway, safe
out there.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's what's trending. It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Only on the Jubil Show, Maria is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her husband of four years named Cody might be messing around.
So in a few minutes we'll see if we can
find out if he is. But first, Maria, sorry, you
have to come on the show this way.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What's going on? Why do you think Cody might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
So, I mean he's just been acting really strange recently,
like okay, callween was like our favorite he then and
normally he's like super into it and we're like you know,
watch movies and anyways, he's been acting strange. He likes
like being weird with his phone and took in our neighborhood.
(16:03):
My neighbor called me and was like, hey, our Halloween
decorations went missing last night, you know, and our ring
camera kind of faces our house, so like, could you
check your ring camera and let us know if you
see anything. So I was like going back and checking,
and my husband left. I was watching to the night,
Like one o'clock in the morning. He left our house
(16:27):
and like got in his car and just drove off,
and he didn't like I was asleep, so I didn't
know that this happened. He didn't tell me. Came up like,
oh I had to you know whatever, and he was
going to like an hour and a half and then
I got really right, So I got super suspicious, and
I was like, is this the first time this has happened?
So I went back through like a couple of days before,
(16:49):
like over the and in the last week he's done
that three times.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Guys. What in the middle of the night and.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's wearing normal clothes when he leaves, are like work
on clothes or what?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah, just like like he changed out of his pajamas.
He's in like normal daytime clothes in the middle of
the night leaving our house, Like, what's he doing if
he's not meeting up with somebody?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You know, Yeah, that's weird. And then he just comes
back like normal.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Yeah, like an hour hour and a half later, just
you know, drives back in, gets back in the house,
like I'm apparently a really solid sleeper because I done
a bit until I found the ring camera footage.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Have you said anything to him about it at this point?
Speaker 8 (17:29):
No, Like I just saw the ring camera, Like I've
asked him, like, what's up right? You know, like he
seems a little overtired. Now I know why, but he
just keeps brushing off like a time has just been
you know, stressful at work on time. It's no big deal,
but clearly something is happening.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Is there anybody that you know of that he could
be like going to meet up with?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I mean nobody that's not shade he like at one
in the morning, Like his friends they'll like go to
the bar sometimes, but that's at like nine or ten,
not at one. All I know is his coworker said, like,
there's a new girl at work, Like I don't. My
brain's just going to all the worst case scenarios and
it's driving me nuts. Like I didn't sleep it all
last night, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So just feels like a big coincidence.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
The new cute coworker and now your husband leaves at
one o'clock in the morning like a creep Huh.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That doesn't sound right. Does he have a hobby that
he could be doing, Like I'm just a play devil's
advocated all.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Is there anything rationalize it somehow? Look at the stars
on a mountain top? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I mean, we've been married four years and this is
the first time. Like I'm not going to look back
through a range footage from furs, but like, this is
the first time I've noticed anything, like and.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If it was something innocent, do you think he would
tell you about it?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like heye, babe, I realized that there's a bunch of
stars out of one o'clock in the morning, So I
go look at him at night when you're asleep.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Isn't that cool? You know something? I mean, at least
like let you in that he was doing that. That's weird.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Yeah, Like I've tried to put feelers out there, and
he just he's being cagy, like he's walking his home
screen pastor on his phone and he had to work late,
but his job doesn't really scream urgent overtime, like, Well,
we'll try.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
To figure it out for you. Already told us what
a grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll play a song come Back, and then call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month one of our rewards card members
wins wins a free gift from us, and its flowers
delivered from our floral department to anybody that they want.
We'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, oh ye, all right, we'll get your
(19:25):
to ketch theater next right in the middle of to
catch a teeter and if you just joined us. Maria
is on the phone and she thinks that her husband
of four years named Cody might be cheating. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at, and
(19:46):
say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
member who gets a free gift from us and his
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we see if
he sends those to his wife Maria or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Maria, why don't you break
down why you suspect him to be cheating again for us?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Real quick? Neighbors halloween decorations went missing, and they asked
me to check my ring camera footage and didn't see
who took their decorations. But I did see my husband
Cody sneaking out of our house at one in the
morning and went back. And really, he's done that multiple times,
like three times this last week, and I can't imagine
where he's going at that time of night.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Ye, Colleen, that's what I really want to know now. Yeah, well, sorry,
see if we can figure it out for you. Are
you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I can.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, Hello, Hi, this is Corby calling for I was
looking for our rewards card member named Cody, So yeah,
this is Cody.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Hey, Cody, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations and thank you
very much for your business. You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Thanks. Where did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Every single month we choose one of our Awards Card
members at random to say thank you very much for
your business. You've just won thirty six long simmer red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fift
the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That's awesome. Thanks guys, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you want to send
them to, and then if you want to put anything
on a card, and then we'll get the address and
that's it.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Okay, perfect, Yeah, okay. Her first name is Megan, Meghan.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yep, I got that. And is there anything you want
to put on a card?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh yeah, put smash smash and then like a winkie
face and then just dash code.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So he says, smash, smash, winky face right in code. Okay, Yeah,
I can't do that actually, because this isn't the grocery store.
This is actually a radio station, and this is a
show called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Hi, I'm Nina, I am be sure.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And my name is Jewbell and we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater where if you think your
significant other might be messing around, you see who they
send flowers to and your wife Maria is on the phone.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
God, are you kidding any Cody? Is this some kind
of a steado?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Yeah, it is smash smash?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Cody?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Who is this?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Megan?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Whoa? You think I'm cheating on you? Okay?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Why else would you send roses to another woman and
be sneaking out of the house at one in the
morning for the past week?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Wait? Wait, you know that I've been sneaking out of
the house.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
We have a ring doorbelt.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Stupid.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
The neighbors said that they're Halloween decorations I'm missing, and
so I checked the footage and there you are, sneaking
out of the house at one in the morning.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Babe. I promise, I promise you. I'm not cheating. I mean,
I understand how this looks like that, but once I explained,
I promise you'll understand what is smash smash? Yeah, smash
smash me, babe. I'm so sorry. I know what it
sounds like. I promise you it's not that kind of
(23:19):
smash smash. Just please give me a second to explain.
And oh man, please be my guest. Go ahead and
explain it, because it sounds shady as hell. What's happening
is I'm trying to win us one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Please hurry up and explain, because I am for wreaking
out over here.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Okay. So yes, I've been sneaking out of the house
a couple of times this week, and I mean stealing
some decorations from around the neighborhood. Why what does that
have to do with anything.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You're just adding to the fire.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
You're stealing hand cheating.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
No, I'm not cheating, all right. So I've been I've
been taking these Halloween decorations and I've been running up
to the office, dropping them off in my cubicle and
coming back home. That's what takes me so long. But
I promise you I'm not cheating. Why so yeah, so babe,
we have this, We have this contest at the office,
all right, whoever decorates their cubicle the best winsow thousand dollars.
(24:22):
So I've been taking the stuff from the neighborhood and
you know, decorating my office. I mean, you know that
seven foot goes from two doors down. I got that
in there. I'm showing eight thousand bucks and Megan is
a coworker, and I was just you know, talking for that.
I was gonna, you know, that's what smashed Mash mean.
I swear god, you know that I'm definitely getting a
(24:42):
thousand bucks. And I've just I mean as crazy as
the time. I've been walking by our desk multiple times
every day and I'm like, smashed Mash, I'm going to
beat you. I'm going to win a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Awful, What are kidding me? Cody?
Speaker 8 (24:56):
What do you think you are in high school? You're
feeling things to me hang out for a stupid workday?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah? Well yes, And I can totally prove it to
you too. You know that, you know we have the
memo came out and the contest that I can show
you all this kind of stuff and it's a thousand bucks, babe,
a thousand bucks. And I can even show you an
email that I sent to Megan a couple of days ago.
This sad Mashmash, what like what horrible timing?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Everything? Ready? You believe them.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
All I know is if you in that thousand bucks,
you owe me big Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I agree, and I can't believe you.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Feel like the neighbors decoration.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Gosh, babe, I promise I would never cheat on you.
You know this is a stupid thing I did.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I love you. I would never do that. And it
sounds like you're going to win a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Exactly. The Jewel shows to.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But you think you're an intellectual?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramerius in a game
of trivia for don't you tickets today? So go to
the jewelshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to stomp Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah what wait? Pause? You can't say like a positive
word and anything. I'm gonna say, play it, but that's
just kind of boring.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You can't be seriously to upliftingly stomp Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, No, I meant like support a mean, collaboratively stomp. No,
what take a stomp? Out, shake it out. Why are
we even adding it? Well, you want to lose against me,
but say it like in a in a nice way.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
If you want to lose against me, me yeah, me, yeah. Wait,
if they want to lose to you, it is not that.
If you think you're you're gonna lose to Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yes, but say it like in like like the way
you say the other stuff. Say it like that.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, yeah, you want him to Locke calls up. If
you think that you're going to lose to Victoria but
can actually stop her, No, that.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Is I think. I don't think we're gonna get you vers.
Victoria is right after this? Didubile feel good morning? Can
I take your order?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I'm gonna tall a large black coffee?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Large black coffee? Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean a large? He means AVENTI. Yeah, the biggest
one you've got. Venti is large, No.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Vent is twenty ye.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Large is large. In fact, cole is large and grande
is Spanish for large. Venty's the only one that doesn't
mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations
for stupid and three lang, which.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You versus Victoria your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for DOCY tickets. And let's
meet today's contestant for you vers Victoria Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What's up, Kelsey? How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You guys recited to home for Victoria?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yes, that's a good word. Eriously, can anyone give me
a positive word for me? I thought that made you
sound formidable?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You know, good?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Use some words, confuser, Now call me what.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving.
The game is played like this, Kelsey. You have thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Okay, sounds good?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right, here we go, Kelsey. Your time starts now.
Who's the first MLB player to have his number universally retired?
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Which?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Twenty thirteen dating app was so selective that it matches
you only with shared Facebook friends. What was the Beatles'
first number one hit in the United States? Bobby Road
name the AI Chap bought the ex formally. Twitter recently
(29:00):
rolled out for free for its users.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, all right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Kelsey,
here's a question for you. If aliens asked you to
describe Earth using only three smells, which ones would you choose?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Oh, I'm gonna say boxick, sweet, and maybe a little funky.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
If aliens ask you to describe Earth's using only three smells,
which ones would you choose?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Ohay, wait, I'm thinking of words or smells, smells, words
to describe smells.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's I don't know why that really concuse me? It
is really interesting?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Green and agreed? Well, like I think like a green vibe.
I think of like ar nola and because it's the
earth and enter painting, don't smell. Oh, I don't think
I got these right. It was not a question. You
can't get me wrong. It's just that's your interpretation.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I think they want to be very confused. They be
more confused than they came to be. They like, never mind,
why do we come to.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
The All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when
just say passed, and you have to beat Kelsey outright
to win. And Kelsey you can tell Victoria when to go,
go go, who was.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
The first MLB player to have his number universally retired
No Number Baby Ruth, which twenty thirteen dating app was
so selective that it matched you only with shared Facebook
Facebook friends.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Sure you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Uh, Facebook for lovers? And what was the Beatles first
number one hit in the United States?
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Then I know Beatles sow I do, but I can't think.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh dang it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Wait wait, wait, then I'm gonna answer it. Okay, on
past when you don't know? Yeah, I forget. What is
Oh my gosh, here comes Son? Is that be a song?
I think it is actually sweet. I'll go that one.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, all right, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Victoria didn't get any correct weal and Kelsey stamp Donner
and got one.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Kelsea, you did it? Relations be Victoria, you got don't
you tickets?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Just for plying to.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That was a rough one.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
The answers with Nina Jackie Robinson was the first MLB
player to have his number universally retired forty two.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Right, forty two.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I knew that Hinge is the dating app that matches
you with people that you know Facebook Friends what and
for a while, I don't know if it still exists,
but Facebook was trying to do Facebook Love. I thought
they had something going on, yeah that you could like
switch over. I don't know about that, and just tried
to suggest it for me and I was like, what.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Are you saying.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
The beatles first number one one hit in the United
States was I Want to Hold Your Hand. And the
AI chatbot that X recently rolled out for his users
is called Rock But seriously, that's the best name that knows.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, right, what the heck? Kelsey, thank you for playing Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
You play your Verse story the same time every single
weekday morning wherever. If you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the jubil
show dot com.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
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Speaker 2 (32:31):
Connor is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Gso we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first we have to find out
about the date. Connor, how long has it been since
you talked to Gia.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
It's been a little over a week, and I've tried everything.
I've tried calling, texting, you know, the work.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Okay, Well, that's a frustrating feeling. Maybe she lost her phone.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
That would be a good That's what I said, right,
you'd be helpful.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Why don't you tell us about your date?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Okay? So we did something that's I don't know, I
guess it's a little quirky. It was a scavenger hunt
at the Art Museum downtown and basically, you like download
this app right, and it gives you all these clues
and like riddles to solve, and you basically like run
around finding the stuff, like you know, the ugliest statue
(33:27):
or the most romantic painting. And we were like when
we started, I was like, you know, do you ever
watch like Amazing Race or any of those like reality shows.
And she was like, yeah, that's yeah, I love those
I love that stuff. So I was like me too,
let's like pretend we're on one of those. So I
don't know, there was like a lot of playful banter conversation.
(33:49):
Some of those conversations got like pretty deep, and we
were like it felt very like easy and intimate because
we were doing things like we were sharing our earbuds
to listen to the audio tour and we're we kept
making fun of how the like narrator sounded very dramatic,
So I don't know, we were just having fun.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
You know, Yeah, and it seemed like she was super
into it too.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Oh, totally, it was easy.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
We were.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
To me, it was like we were in our own bubble.
Like even at one point, like we sat we were
sitting and we found this like weird abstract sculpture that
was on the the like scavenger hunt, and we just
sat there and before I knew it, I looked at
my watch and forty minutes had passed. We had just
been like talking and I don't know, like you know
(34:36):
that kind of when something like that happens, it just
feels like you clicked and it doesn't happen that much.
So I really felt like we clicked.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, Okay, so why do you think you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Well that's it. I don't know, because I guess I've
never had a date that I would actually describe as
like fun. I feel like, Oh, I meet a girl,
I go out on like the obligatory coffee date. We
have small talk, or there's like an awkward dinner where
you're wondering, oh am I paying for this? Or we
(35:06):
splitting it, like it's just so awkward. And this was
not any of that. It's kind of like we were
I don't know, we were on like a little adventure,
you know. Yeah, And I think the part that was
like I'm not trying to sound corny or anything, but
like the part that was most attractive is that I
got to see her brain at work, you know, like
(35:28):
how she saw saws stuff, and like how she thinks
and how she approaches the world. And I was just
very very attracted by what I saw.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, you're into her her, I am.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
It's weird, Like she even when she even made this
super dry joke about modern art that like no one
else would have caught and I to this like a
week later, I'm thinking about it every single day, Like
the joke like replays in my head and I'm like
I don't know, it's just so smart. You know, you
don't you don't run into someone who's like as attractive
but also so interesting and so easy to have fun with.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, are you smart too? Because I mean, if we're
thinking about what could have gone wrong, I don't know
if she's super.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Intellectual and if you can't think of anything, like there
weren't even any awkward moments.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
I didn't have any, and like I'd like to think
that I'm pretty smart, which is why I'm always looking
for intelligence as like a part of the package. So no,
I mean, I don't think that would be it.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I would be.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Pretty surprised if she didn't find like, you know, she
didn't feel like I was keeping up.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure out for reason.
We'll play song come Back, call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting you or if she
lost her phone. I'm can never to get you a
second date.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Okay, thanks, I would appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
All right, we'll play song come back and get your
first a follow up next right in the middle of
your first date follow up and if you're just joining us,
Connor is on the and Connor is getting ghosted by
a woman named Giso. We're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us the reason she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Connor,
why don't you break down your date again real quick
(37:11):
with you?
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah? It was perfect, at least on my end, and
I thought she had fun. We went to the Art
Museum downtown. We like downloaded this app where you can
go on a Stavenger hunt and solve riddles and like
find different pieces of art, and it was everything I
looked for.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
In a date.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
It was fun, it was easy to talk to her.
We totally clicked, and yeah, I just really feel like
I got a glimpse into not only like not only her,
but like how her brain works, which, like I said,
sounds kind of corny. But I am really into this girl,
So I'm really hoping that there's some I hope there's
some fluke. That was sy. She's not like responding to me.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 5 (37:52):
As ready as I'll ever be?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
All Right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to you please? Hey Gia,
how are you? This is the Jewbeil Show. It's a
radio show.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hijiyah. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewell.
How are you hi?
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Good?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Think are you?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Do? You know?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
The show?
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Not like that?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Well okay, I don't remember submitting to anything, but.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Well I don't think you did, but we did get
an email about you from somebody who listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
That's why we're on the Oh cool, Okay, you.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Have the most chill attitude. Now, well, we do a
segment on the show that's called the first eight follow up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can help us call you to ask us why you're
ghosting them?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
But who are you ghosting? So this is about yes,
it is about Connor.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
He said that he really liked you, thought your day
was great, and it's confused that it's been you know,
over a week now and you ever responded to him.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
You mind telling us?
Speaker 9 (39:12):
Yeah, well, oh my goodness. The date was fun, like
surprisingly fun. He's you know, clever and charming, but.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Also he was just a lot.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Well, you know what people can just like there's a
line of like too much. Sometimes. At first we were clicking,
and like I thought it.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Was, you know, cute, how into the scavenger He wasn't,
you know, I love like interactive things and games and everything,
but he kept making like literally everything into a bit
just the whole time, like narrating the date in the worst.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Fake British accent I've ever heard.
Speaker 9 (39:53):
You know, it's cute the first time, but not like
you know, an hour later, and then you know, trying
to solve clues weren't even you know, part of the game,
and you know, high fiving strangers like like not everyone
is into this, dude, you.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Know, yes, I mean that's kind of a warm energy,
you know.
Speaker 9 (40:14):
Yeah, I mean like like this old guy just kind
of looked at him weird, which actually was pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
But then he like he climbed up on a fountain
to like look for another clue. I don't know, it.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Set off his emotional arm and then what's there thing
like a docent? Yeah yeah, Like he got into like
an argument with him, and like they were starting to
like call security.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
He was arguing about whether this like.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
I've seen it in different TV shows, but where it's
like a banana or a fire extinguisher or something just
like on the wall, whether that counts his art, you know,
like having this debate about modern art. And it was
just like, I feel like those two tables just kind
of like explain it the best. It's just like, heyotic energy,
and I was just like, at first I was excited,
but but then by the end, I was just exhausted. Wait.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Wait, that's why you go to me because I was
too fun.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
You guys shouldn't she was a here.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
You didn't You didn't say anything at the time. I mean,
you were laughing, and we were having a really good time.
We're having fun.
Speaker 9 (41:26):
We were, but then I also laugh when I'm stressed,
like I'm nervous, you know, like I'm not going to
tell someone that I barely know, like how to not
act when they're having fun. And yeah, some of it
was fun and funny, but then I was just like,
by the end of it, I didn't feel safe leaving
you unsupervised in public. I feel like you should have
(41:48):
had one of those backs.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Listen. Yeah. I wasn't trying to be extra I just
I really liked you. I was nervous, so I leaned
into the Joe because it felt easier than like being
awkward or quiet or like too serious.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
I get that, tellever.
Speaker 9 (42:08):
It's like, okay to be quiet for a little bit
in a museum, you know, there wasn't any room for
just like being and like stopping and observing. It was
just like onto the next one to the next. It
was like being stuck in an improv show.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Well, look, I know I can be a lot, but
but like on that date, I swear I was not
putting on a show. I was genuinely having one of
the best days I've ever had in my life. And
I was just so surprised and it was so refreshing
that you were so smart and funny, and you you
made art to me feel like less pretentious. So I
just didn't want it to end.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Dyea, he loves your brain.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Okay, well that's really sweet. Actually, thank you.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I mean, listen, I'm not looking for you to change
your vibe or anything. Like if you're camrameal, that's great,
but no, Canon mail and espresso. Espresso can work together,
balance each other out or whatever. Right, So.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Your espresso, I.
Speaker 9 (43:10):
Mean, I do like lavender more than camel, But what
you want to be a lot?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. See, it can be a whole
damn macchiato if you'll let me.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
What do you think, Geo? You want to let him
be a macchiato? Would you go on another date with Connor?
Will pay for sweet Dog?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:30):
Okay, we think I appreciate honesty.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I do.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
I did have a good time, minus the part where
I thought we were going to get danced from the
museum forever.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Because there's coming up.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I will not climb on fountains. I will not climb
on fountains. I swear I will. I will not get
in fights with the dose and and there will be
no fake accents.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
And I love it.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Like the next date is maybe signing out for an
prom show or something.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
I mean, I think you should give we should give
it one more shot.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah you will?
Speaker 7 (44:08):
You will?
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah? Said even today?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Maybe last Yay?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
All right, this is awesome.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Oh yes, this is exactly how I hope this would go.
This is great.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Okay, I'll text you and we can go get those
lattes and play the next thing.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Just let me know when and I won't be latte.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
What what does that mean?
Speaker 9 (44:36):
Like?
Speaker 5 (44:37):
Lay like la la?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
All right, you will first date follow up? It's time
for Nina was trending.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Is the word throwning in your vocabulary? Yes, it should be,
because it's a new dating term added to the dating
term dictionary. What we need one like a supparate book
just for all of these words and how they're used.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
We should just not be coming up with more. That's
all we gotta do.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I mean it's pretty easy. I guess people like labels.
You want to know what the action actually is. But
I'll tell you what's throning means in relation to your
love life in just a second. But first, speaking of
your love life, if you're looking to spice it up,
it's the perfect time. Well, you know, there's a scary
movie on TV, maybe a haunted house you want to
pop into real quick. Fear, the emotion of fear is
(45:24):
a turn on for most Really, Yeah, isn't that crazy?
For some reason, it's connected with that, But.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's what they say.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I just think of, like, there's been this movie I've
always wanted to make h oh okay again because that
is like, what you know, turn out for people.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
So what does that mean for the movie.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Well, I always wanted to write this movie where there's
a couple that are on a plane traveling somewhere and
then the plane is like about to crash, right.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Okay, so so I don't want to hear that. Yeah,
so the plane.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Has problems, it's about to crash. Everybody on board thinks
that it's going to crash and they're going to die.
This couple sitting next to each other, they end up,
you know, doing the thing because they're like, we're gonna die,
we might as well. And then the plane gets evened
out and it lands. Okay, they get arrested. No, and
now they've just done that. And then she gets pregnant.
And so now these two strangers that were on a
(46:12):
plane together that did that because they thought they were
going to die, Now that they have a kid together,
the figure out. Wait, that's a pretty good movie. Why
don't you That is funny. I started writing it a
long time ago. I think now someone probably still.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
It and take it.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
But go for it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
That's a good idea. They don't have your brain.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Even if somebody stole that, there's way it would be
executed appropriately. No way you hear that, sucker, don't try.
But if you are looking for a little extra something,
scare yourself. So okay, I'll just leave it I'll leave
it there, because then once you do that, or you
find a stranger on a plane, you can start using
the word throning in your conversations. So throning means that
(46:53):
you're dating somebody to raise your social status. So you're
putting somebody on a pedestal. You want to look cooler,
so you start dating them. Jewbill, I'm sure has been
throwned before.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I don't know. The term sounds funny, does sound funny,
and it makes me think of other things, and they're cool,
so you date them so you can be cool. Yeah,
I feel like I've been throwned.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
And then they run away because then they're like, oh,
the girl microphone is not that cool.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
That's terrifying. Most people I've dated have tried to dethrown me.
Oh yeah, that's pretty accurate. I feel like they tried
to like take over, and it's just I hate that. No,
it doesn't work. It's great. My girlfriend now is cool.
My throne.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
She's like you said on it and go ahead, have fun,
to be weird, but to do whatever.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
It's nice, very nice. They had that feel. It's like, yeah,
she has a matching throne. You guys to right next
to each other thrown up. I don't know if I'm
music correctly, but I kind of like it' all bowed up.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I'll should get throwned up, King and queen or king
king and queen, whatever you want to be.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
That is.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty secret? I do, sweet,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
So? I have a sister.
Speaker 7 (48:06):
She's a year older than me, and growing up, she's
just always been so jealous of me. I never played with.
Speaker 8 (48:12):
Me, like, was never really a real sister, just real jealousy.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
All right, yeah she was a mom said a sister,
but whatever.
Speaker 8 (48:21):
So recently I actually have been rekindling with my ax, which,
mind you, he was not liked by my family at.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
All, especially my mom. They had this huge fight. It
was a fallout, you know, a few months of that.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
But even though none of your family likes him, like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
At the end of the day, like, it's me who
needs to be happy.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
So I've been keeping it a secret.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And my sister actually ended up running into us.
Speaker 7 (48:54):
And saw, yeah, saw us together, and so I said, hey,
well I didn't want to her because she's a big
tattletell and she saw me.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
And him, I was like, hey, listen. Just don't tell mom, right,
just like keep her mouth.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Shut, lending your business.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
You didn't see anything, do not tell mom?
Speaker 8 (49:10):
Yes, uh huh right. And next thing I know, my
mom's like freaking out calling me, like when are you
dealing with him?
Speaker 4 (49:17):
I was like, wait a second, what are you talking about?
And she's like tell me everything. I was like, what
of freaking tattletell?
Speaker 9 (49:25):
Anyway, So my dairty little secret is that this this weekend,
we were all eating dinner and it was like the clean.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
Up part, and my sister has this bad habit of
taking off her wedding ring.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
I mean, this is a good habit, but I just
I would never because it's and so she took it
up and put it in the side, and when.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
She wasn't looking, I grabbed it. Wedding ring, her wedding ring.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, it's just like super beautiful, guys. And so anyway,
I took it and I handed I don't even remember
where I put it.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
I put somewhere.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
But the funny secret here is that she was freaking out.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
It was my mom.
Speaker 8 (49:58):
Yeah back yeah, And so they're like actually thinking I
went down the drain because they were that's where she
took it off, and she thinks in her head that
is fell into the drag.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
So they started taking the drain apart. Oh and that's not.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
An easy task. Do you plan on telling her? Like, Hey,
just kidding, is me? You took it?
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (50:18):
I mean, eventually I'm going to have to go back
to her.
Speaker 9 (50:20):
But I did get pleasure out of watching her like
freak out because she's a freaking title tale.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
What's my prevents? Whatever? Don't tell Amy when I asked
you what to tell me, like, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Telling her like I don't get her.
Speaker 5 (50:32):
I really don't.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Well, I will give it back.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
I'll give it back for now.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I'm letting her freak out a little bit, all.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Bye. What's your dirty little secret,
This just in It's the Jewble Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yesterday and nothing has happened. Oh no, no. See how
easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real news or Fake News, where I read
a news story that's gone viral this week, and you
have to tell me if it's a fake one or
a real news story. It is a lot harder than
you think, and it's always fun, and we'll do real
news or fake news right after this breaking.
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more proof that Americans don't like tipping.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's the Jewble Show and it's.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Time for real news or fake news, the segment where
we bring you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake news story that
people actually believed.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Let's do it right now.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Test your skills at spotting fake news. Here's is your
first headline for real news or fake news. AI detective's
arrest team for chip bag weapon in beta trial testing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know what that is. Here's the details of
the story.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
This is out of London and what's being called a
wake up call for humanity. A new AI power detective
system in the UK has made international headlines after its
first prosecution. A seventeen year old was arrested under suspicion
of carrying a weapon and when the weapon turned out
to be a crumpled.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Bag of cool ranch Dorito's Oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town
outside of Manchester in the UK's newly launched Apex Sentinel
AI Detective Service or ASSADS, is undergoing beta testing. Wow.
The teenager, who his name is being withheld due to law,
sat on a bench eating a bag of Doritos when
(01:55):
the Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service unit flagged the bag
as a metal like object with hostile configuration and the
robot has the ability to apprehend and take people into custody,
it promptly arrested the boy and transported him to the
police station, where he was then booked and put into
a holding cell until human officers checked data and camera
(02:15):
footage and saw that the boy was arrested for.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Just eating a bag of chips.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street
performer fat for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother
for indecent exposure. Oh, it has been decommissioned while they
quote work out the kinks.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Quote is this a real new story or a fake
news story? I feel like I have to go with fake.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around
arresting like breastfeeding mom.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I have to go with fake. In the same fake victoria.
You think it's real or fake?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I want to say real, But also I think it's
fake because you could easily just throw a glass of
water on that guy and there he goes malfunctioning.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is a real news story. Who to show you
how that is getting with?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
AI?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you serious? Day? Now you can just get arrested
for standing and eating a back of chet.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Luckily it has been decommissioned until they work out the
kinks whatever they're for.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sorry, yeah, exactly, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news? The
segment where I give you a news story that's gone
viral this week, and I have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here is another headline, Florida man busted for
illegal male enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four
Toyota camera.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Real, just because the Florida I meant to hear in Florida,
you can already kind of assume that it might be real.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But this story is insane.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Here's the details in one of the more absurd episodes
of What Were You Thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Detectives have arrested thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal
peep enhancements in the back of his green nineteen ninety
four Toyota Camry parked outside of a South Miami Strip mall.
Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book suite on Instagram
under the handle at Camory Clinic and the numbers after it.
(04:04):
Battery cables became clamps and a ring light doubled as
a surgical lamp, and the heating events served as makeshift
autoclave trays, it said an investigator in the case. This person,
Ramira's allegedly charged clients between two hundred and eight hundred
dollars depending on add ons.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean what he admitted to learning the.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Procedures from YouTube tutorials and parking his camera outside of
strip malls for last minute consultations. And the crazy part
of the story is all of the procedures that he
did in his Toyota Camra eighteen total were successes, and
the people said they would go back to him in
a heartbeat because he did such a good job.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No a lot on YouTube. He really can.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, So is this a real news story or a
fake news story? Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement
clinic inside of his Toyota Camra.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm really leaning towards fake because if something happens, can't
you bleed out from that part of.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The body and like be done? Skis Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's shocking that eighteen people, eighteen people trusted this guy
that says he's a doctor in his nineteen ninety four
to o to Camra to do a procedure on them.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I think that Victoria think it's real or I think
it's real? Are you kidding me? It's a Florida man
in the back of his camera.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Absolutely real, and our healthcare system in this country is
so bad. I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a
nineteen ninety four to to camray. Pretty sure you're not
a doctor, but can you give me in this week
at least I'm to wait like a month.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah on YouTube, Yeah you do have that, bro, this
is a real news story.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah. Well, the man busted for a legal male largely
clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I have to see one thing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He is busted while he was like mid procedure, like
just let me finish this up, and the person who's
doing it on is like, please let him finish. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news? The semement
where I read a news headline from the week that
has gone viral. You have to tell me if it's
a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
Your next headline is a French police make arrest in
(05:58):
Louver museum heist but can understand confessions. Oh, French police
make arrests in Louver museum heist but can't understand the confessions.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Here is the news story.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
After an estimated one hundred million dollars worth of jewels
were stolen at the Louver in Paris. The museum director
was someone to appear before French lawmakers amid the going
investigation and manhunt, and they actually have arrested three people
that they believe are the culprits who stole the jewels
from the Louver. Unfortunately, the story says they arrested three
(06:29):
mimes who still had the jewels on them and when questioned,
the mimes won't give any details because well, they're mimes.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is that a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Fake?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I thought I just read that they melted it down
already percent fake.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But the sad part is there are some people that
actually believed it because it went viral, so they were
sharing the mimes we got busted for the museum ice.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I believe that people believe that. Yeah, I believe it's
another jewbile phone frame. Good morning twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hello, Hi is this Chelsea? Yes, Hey Chelsea, sorry to
bug you on your cell phone. My name is Pete
Eakins and I'm calling from Corporate HR and I needed
to have a conversation with you about some very important
issues that we have come to our attention so.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Do you have a few moments?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Oh, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What is it about, Well, you know, it's always tough
to have these kind of conversations, you know, and when
employees are offended and somebody has done something clearly inapproprity
in the workplace, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So it's it's always hold on one second. I just
got to get a drink of something real quick. I'm thirsty.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes, yeh sure.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh oh that's good. Not a little root beer can't fix.
What's your favorite? Zhda?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
By the way, probably dyet coked. Oh great, I'm sorry.
Did you say that somebody was offended with something that
I did?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, it's about the pumpkin that you carve for our
Halloween pumpkin carving contest in the office.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Oh oh, I didn't think.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I didn't even put me.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You're on the contest, I hear.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know I'm not in the same office as you,
But I hear you won the contest, which is great,
except the images on the pumpkin, I guess, are very
How do I say.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
This adult theme that looks like you drew oh pictures
of thingies on them.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So that's why I can think to describe it right
now without getting too into detail.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
No, I I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
It was just like a forest theme. Like there was
just like trees and and like mushrooms and stuff like that.
It wasn't there was nothing inappropriate, see or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, well I've gotten quite a few complaints, so you're
saying those are not phallic. Okay, all right, Well that
clears it up. Then I just need to make sure
because you know, obviously would frown on that if somebody.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Was doing that, right, I would.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, Hey, Chelsea, do you have a moment.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Can I get a recorded statement from you just to
put in the file so we can put this baby arrest.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, sure, great, I'll just just repeat after me and
we'll be good to go. My name is Chelsea.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
My name is Chelsea, and I.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Do and then insert your job title, and I do
public Relations. What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkin at our Halloween pumpkin
carving contest.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkins our Halloween pumpkin carving.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Car and I apologize if it looked.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Inappropriate, and I apologize if it looks inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Okay, great, Well, I got a question about the mushroom
thingy Are you doing that kind of stuff at work?
What do you mean?
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, just because I'm pretty sure I heard you just
submit to doing illegal substances well at the office, which
is frowned upon, which would make sense why you carved
in your pumpkin?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You know, I literally just said I did not.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, you know what, I was recording that and that's
not what I heard. Let me just play this back
for you to see if this is your voice, and
if if this is what you.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Said, my name is Chelsea. What I'm about to say
is true and factual. I do mushrooms, and hope I
don't apologize.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I of the inappropriate.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
What the.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I did not say that?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
You just edited that to make it sound like I
surely did not say that.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
It sounds like your voice right there, and I you know,
I was shocked when you said it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Actually I didn't say that. Those were my yes, my boys.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
You put it together in a weird way.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
But I did not say that.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I think it's kind of odd that you would just
admit that out of the gate to me. Clearly a
problem with substance abuse said to you at the officer.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Right. Just let me make sure this is your voice again.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
My name is Chelsea. What I'm about to say is
true and factual. I do mushrooms and hopes. I don't
apologize if that inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
You kind of bed you're going to get fired, and.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well then I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's a prank phone call and this is actually Jebel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone rank on you
and your coworker Kindred set you up.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
She said that you won the pumpkin carbon contests don't
work and wanted.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
To mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I thought it was so weird.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Wake up every morning with double phone branks.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's time for Nina's what's trending. There's a story that's
trending this morning.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That is a lesson in if you are calling your
booty call late at night, who make sure you are
still awake when they arrived. I'll tell you why you
need to make sure you're awaken just a second, But
first moms out there, people that have pushed babies out.
Did you listen to music while you were doing that,
because there's another trending story talking about push songs for moms.
(12:31):
The most trending push songs that people listen to, and
there's two artists that stand out the most that women
people feel the most comfortable pushing to.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Wait, was that one song push It? Yeah, like push it,
push It, I'd be like, shut up. I drop it
like a good one.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, I feel like anything with that vibe would be
a good one. But surprisingly it's cold playing Ed Sheeran.
What Yeah, I guess they like more of the comedy
one vibe.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't want a calming I need to I need
something to drown this out.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Give me some like serious hip hop, just or something screamy,
you know, maybe trying to get on through.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Drop it like it's hot, thought, And when the pain
starts to get it you drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot, drop it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Like yeahs totally. I could hear that you're ready to
go with you and you are going to be the
next biggest things late Elamas like drop it like it's hot,
drop it leg it, thought, yeah, social media song.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Gabby just about six months pregnant, you got about three
months to get that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Push her is gonna be like what are oh man?
The miracle of life? It really is a miracle when
you think about it. It's really scary when you think
about it. It is also scary but exciting. So hey,
congratulations all the new moms out there, think about your
push song. Jubil is taking request.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Now.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
If you end up like this woman, well, if the
guy didn't fall asleep, then maybe she would need to
push song too. But this lady is trending big time
this morning because her booty call called her at four
o'clock in the morning. She rolls up to the house
and home he's asleep.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But this goes for anyone. You well, I mean, in
this case it's the middle of the night. It does.
But you be done that, yes, but it's infuriating. I'm
on over a rockier world.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And then you fall asleep on the couch and you
wake up the next morning you're like, oh, I wonder
if they came over.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You're lucky that your house didn't get torched, because he did.
She rolled up and she's like, oh, really, buddy, you
want to be asleep on me. Watch what I'm about
to do. Boom flames, burn his house down, yes, well
burned his house down. Yes okay, Yeah he got out
in time, but she's going to be in jail for
eight years. Why we can only laugh because everybody's okay,
(14:59):
but don't set somebody's place on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Cro just go home or like or have I ever
been that horny? It's like to burn a house. Like
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I just thought it was like, oh wow, anyway, safe
out there.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's what's trending. It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Only on the Jubil Show, Maria is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her husband of four years named Cody might be messing around.
So in a few minutes we'll see if we can
find out if he is. But first, Maria, sorry, you
have to come on the show this way.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What's going on? Why do you think Cody might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
So, I mean he's just been acting really strange recently,
like okay, callween was like our favorite he then and
normally he's like super into it and we're like you know,
watch movies and anyways, he's been acting strange. He likes
like being weird with his phone and took in our neighborhood.
(16:03):
My neighbor called me and was like, hey, our Halloween
decorations went missing last night, you know, and our ring
camera kind of faces our house, so like, could you
check your ring camera and let us know if you
see anything. So I was like going back and checking,
and my husband left. I was watching to the night,
Like one o'clock in the morning. He left our house
(16:27):
and like got in his car and just drove off,
and he didn't like I was asleep, so I didn't
know that this happened. He didn't tell me. Came up like,
oh I had to you know whatever, and he was
going to like an hour and a half and then
I got really right, So I got super suspicious, and
I was like, is this the first time this has happened?
So I went back through like a couple of days before,
(16:49):
like over the and in the last week he's done
that three times.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Guys. What in the middle of the night and.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's wearing normal clothes when he leaves, are like work
on clothes or what?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah, just like like he changed out of his pajamas.
He's in like normal daytime clothes in the middle of
the night leaving our house, Like, what's he doing if
he's not meeting up with somebody?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You know, Yeah, that's weird. And then he just comes
back like normal.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Yeah, like an hour hour and a half later, just
you know, drives back in, gets back in the house,
like I'm apparently a really solid sleeper because I done
a bit until I found the ring camera footage.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Have you said anything to him about it at this point?
Speaker 8 (17:29):
No, Like I just saw the ring camera, Like I've
asked him, like, what's up right? You know, like he
seems a little overtired. Now I know why, but he
just keeps brushing off like a time has just been
you know, stressful at work on time. It's no big deal,
but clearly something is happening.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Is there anybody that you know of that he could
be like going to meet up with?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I mean nobody that's not shade he like at one
in the morning, Like his friends they'll like go to
the bar sometimes, but that's at like nine or ten,
not at one. All I know is his coworker said, like,
there's a new girl at work, Like I don't. My
brain's just going to all the worst case scenarios and
it's driving me nuts. Like I didn't sleep it all
last night, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So just feels like a big coincidence.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
The new cute coworker and now your husband leaves at
one o'clock in the morning like a creep Huh.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That doesn't sound right. Does he have a hobby that
he could be doing, Like I'm just a play devil's
advocated all.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Is there anything rationalize it somehow? Look at the stars
on a mountain top? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I mean, we've been married four years and this is
the first time. Like I'm not going to look back
through a range footage from furs, but like, this is
the first time I've noticed anything, like and.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If it was something innocent, do you think he would
tell you about it?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like heye, babe, I realized that there's a bunch of
stars out of one o'clock in the morning, So I
go look at him at night when you're asleep.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Isn't that cool? You know something? I mean, at least
like let you in that he was doing that. That's weird.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Yeah, Like I've tried to put feelers out there, and
he just he's being cagy, like he's walking his home
screen pastor on his phone and he had to work late,
but his job doesn't really scream urgent overtime, like, Well,
we'll try.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
To figure it out for you. Already told us what
a grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll play a song come Back, and then call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month one of our rewards card members
wins wins a free gift from us, and its flowers
delivered from our floral department to anybody that they want.
We'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, oh ye, all right, we'll get your
(19:25):
to ketch theater next right in the middle of to
catch a teeter and if you just joined us. Maria
is on the phone and she thinks that her husband
of four years named Cody might be cheating. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at, and
(19:46):
say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
member who gets a free gift from us and his
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we see if
he sends those to his wife Maria or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Maria, why don't you break
down why you suspect him to be cheating again for us?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Real quick? Neighbors halloween decorations went missing, and they asked
me to check my ring camera footage and didn't see
who took their decorations. But I did see my husband
Cody sneaking out of our house at one in the
morning and went back. And really, he's done that multiple times,
like three times this last week, and I can't imagine
where he's going at that time of night.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Ye, Colleen, that's what I really want to know now. Yeah, well, sorry,
see if we can figure it out for you. Are
you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I can.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, Hello, Hi, this is Corby calling for I was
looking for our rewards card member named Cody, So yeah,
this is Cody.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Hey, Cody, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations and thank you
very much for your business. You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Thanks. Where did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Every single month we choose one of our Awards Card
members at random to say thank you very much for
your business. You've just won thirty six long simmer red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fift
the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That's awesome. Thanks guys, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you want to send
them to, and then if you want to put anything
on a card, and then we'll get the address and
that's it.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Okay, perfect, Yeah, okay. Her first name is Megan, Meghan.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yep, I got that. And is there anything you want
to put on a card?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh yeah, put smash smash and then like a winkie
face and then just dash code.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So he says, smash, smash, winky face right in code. Okay, Yeah,
I can't do that actually, because this isn't the grocery store.
This is actually a radio station, and this is a
show called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Hi, I'm Nina, I am be sure.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And my name is Jewbell and we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater where if you think your
significant other might be messing around, you see who they
send flowers to and your wife Maria is on the phone.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
God, are you kidding any Cody? Is this some kind
of a steado?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Yeah, it is smash smash?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Cody?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Who is this?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Megan?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Whoa? You think I'm cheating on you? Okay?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Why else would you send roses to another woman and
be sneaking out of the house at one in the
morning for the past week?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Wait? Wait, you know that I've been sneaking out of
the house.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
We have a ring doorbelt.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Stupid.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
The neighbors said that they're Halloween decorations I'm missing, and
so I checked the footage and there you are, sneaking
out of the house at one in the morning.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Babe. I promise, I promise you. I'm not cheating. I mean,
I understand how this looks like that, but once I explained,
I promise you'll understand what is smash smash? Yeah, smash
smash me, babe. I'm so sorry. I know what it
sounds like. I promise you it's not that kind of
(23:19):
smash smash. Just please give me a second to explain.
And oh man, please be my guest. Go ahead and
explain it, because it sounds shady as hell. What's happening
is I'm trying to win us one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Please hurry up and explain, because I am for wreaking
out over here.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Okay. So yes, I've been sneaking out of the house
a couple of times this week, and I mean stealing
some decorations from around the neighborhood. Why what does that
have to do with anything.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You're just adding to the fire.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
You're stealing hand cheating.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
No, I'm not cheating, all right. So I've been I've
been taking these Halloween decorations and I've been running up
to the office, dropping them off in my cubicle and
coming back home. That's what takes me so long. But
I promise you I'm not cheating. Why so yeah, so babe,
we have this, We have this contest at the office,
all right, whoever decorates their cubicle the best winsow thousand dollars.
(24:22):
So I've been taking the stuff from the neighborhood and
you know, decorating my office. I mean, you know that
seven foot goes from two doors down. I got that
in there. I'm showing eight thousand bucks and Megan is
a coworker, and I was just you know, talking for that.
I was gonna, you know, that's what smashed Mash mean.
I swear god, you know that I'm definitely getting a
(24:42):
thousand bucks. And I've just I mean as crazy as
the time. I've been walking by our desk multiple times
every day and I'm like, smashed Mash, I'm going to
beat you. I'm going to win a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Awful, What are kidding me? Cody?
Speaker 8 (24:56):
What do you think you are in high school? You're
feeling things to me hang out for a stupid workday?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah? Well yes, And I can totally prove it to
you too. You know that, you know we have the
memo came out and the contest that I can show
you all this kind of stuff and it's a thousand bucks, babe,
a thousand bucks. And I can even show you an
email that I sent to Megan a couple of days ago.
This sad Mashmash, what like what horrible timing?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Everything? Ready? You believe them.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
All I know is if you in that thousand bucks,
you owe me big Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I agree, and I can't believe you.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Feel like the neighbors decoration.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Gosh, babe, I promise I would never cheat on you.
You know this is a stupid thing I did.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I love you. I would never do that. And it
sounds like you're going to win a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Exactly. The Jewel shows to.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But you think you're an intellectual?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramerius in a game
of trivia for don't you tickets today? So go to
the jewelshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to stomp Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah what wait? Pause? You can't say like a positive
word and anything. I'm gonna say, play it, but that's
just kind of boring.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You can't be seriously to upliftingly stomp Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, No, I meant like support a mean, collaboratively stomp. No,
what take a stomp? Out, shake it out. Why are
we even adding it? Well, you want to lose against me,
but say it like in a in a nice way.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
If you want to lose against me, me yeah, me, yeah. Wait,
if they want to lose to you, it is not that.
If you think you're you're gonna lose to Victoria.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yes, but say it like in like like the way
you say the other stuff. Say it like that.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, yeah, you want him to Locke calls up. If
you think that you're going to lose to Victoria but
can actually stop her, No, that.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Is I think. I don't think we're gonna get you vers.
Victoria is right after this? Didubile feel good morning? Can
I take your order?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I'm gonna tall a large black coffee?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Large black coffee? Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean a large? He means AVENTI. Yeah, the biggest
one you've got. Venti is large, No.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Vent is twenty ye.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Large is large. In fact, cole is large and grande
is Spanish for large. Venty's the only one that doesn't
mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations
for stupid and three lang, which.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You versus Victoria your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for DOCY tickets. And let's
meet today's contestant for you vers Victoria Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What's up, Kelsey? How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You guys recited to home for Victoria?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yes, that's a good word. Eriously, can anyone give me
a positive word for me? I thought that made you
sound formidable?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You know, good?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Use some words, confuser, Now call me what.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving.
The game is played like this, Kelsey. You have thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Okay, sounds good?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right, here we go, Kelsey. Your time starts now.
Who's the first MLB player to have his number universally retired?
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Which?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Twenty thirteen dating app was so selective that it matches
you only with shared Facebook friends. What was the Beatles'
first number one hit in the United States? Bobby Road
name the AI Chap bought the ex formally. Twitter recently
(29:00):
rolled out for free for its users.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, all right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Kelsey,
here's a question for you. If aliens asked you to
describe Earth using only three smells, which ones would you choose?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Oh, I'm gonna say boxick, sweet, and maybe a little funky.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
If aliens ask you to describe Earth's using only three smells,
which ones would you choose?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Ohay, wait, I'm thinking of words or smells, smells, words
to describe smells.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's I don't know why that really concuse me? It
is really interesting?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Green and agreed? Well, like I think like a green vibe.
I think of like ar nola and because it's the
earth and enter painting, don't smell. Oh, I don't think
I got these right. It was not a question. You
can't get me wrong. It's just that's your interpretation.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I think they want to be very confused. They be
more confused than they came to be. They like, never mind,
why do we come to.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
The All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when
just say passed, and you have to beat Kelsey outright
to win. And Kelsey you can tell Victoria when to go,
go go, who was.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
The first MLB player to have his number universally retired
No Number Baby Ruth, which twenty thirteen dating app was
so selective that it matched you only with shared Facebook
Facebook friends.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Sure you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Uh, Facebook for lovers? And what was the Beatles first
number one hit in the United States?
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Then I know Beatles sow I do, but I can't think.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh dang it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Wait wait, wait, then I'm gonna answer it. Okay, on
past when you don't know? Yeah, I forget. What is
Oh my gosh, here comes Son? Is that be a song?
I think it is actually sweet. I'll go that one.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, all right, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Victoria didn't get any correct weal and Kelsey stamp Donner
and got one.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Kelsea, you did it? Relations be Victoria, you got don't
you tickets?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Just for plying to.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That was a rough one.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
The answers with Nina Jackie Robinson was the first MLB
player to have his number universally retired forty two.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Right, forty two.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I knew that Hinge is the dating app that matches
you with people that you know Facebook Friends what and
for a while, I don't know if it still exists,
but Facebook was trying to do Facebook Love. I thought
they had something going on, yeah that you could like
switch over. I don't know about that, and just tried
to suggest it for me and I was like, what.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Are you saying.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
The beatles first number one one hit in the United
States was I Want to Hold Your Hand. And the
AI chatbot that X recently rolled out for his users
is called Rock But seriously, that's the best name that knows.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, right, what the heck? Kelsey, thank you for playing Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
You play your Verse story the same time every single
weekday morning wherever. If you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the jubil
show dot com.
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Speaker 2 (32:31):
Connor is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Gso we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first we have to find out
about the date. Connor, how long has it been since
you talked to Gia.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
It's been a little over a week, and I've tried everything.
I've tried calling, texting, you know, the work.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Okay, Well, that's a frustrating feeling. Maybe she lost her phone.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
That would be a good That's what I said, right,
you'd be helpful.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Why don't you tell us about your date?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Okay? So we did something that's I don't know, I
guess it's a little quirky. It was a scavenger hunt
at the Art Museum downtown and basically, you like download
this app right, and it gives you all these clues
and like riddles to solve, and you basically like run
around finding the stuff, like you know, the ugliest statue
(33:27):
or the most romantic painting. And we were like when
we started, I was like, you know, do you ever
watch like Amazing Race or any of those like reality shows.
And she was like, yeah, that's yeah, I love those
I love that stuff. So I was like me too,
let's like pretend we're on one of those. So I
don't know, there was like a lot of playful banter conversation.
(33:49):
Some of those conversations got like pretty deep, and we
were like it felt very like easy and intimate because
we were doing things like we were sharing our earbuds
to listen to the audio tour and we're we kept
making fun of how the like narrator sounded very dramatic,
So I don't know, we were just having fun.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
You know, Yeah, and it seemed like she was super
into it too.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Oh, totally, it was easy.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
We were.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
To me, it was like we were in our own bubble.
Like even at one point, like we sat we were
sitting and we found this like weird abstract sculpture that
was on the the like scavenger hunt, and we just
sat there and before I knew it, I looked at
my watch and forty minutes had passed. We had just
been like talking and I don't know, like you know
(34:36):
that kind of when something like that happens, it just
feels like you clicked and it doesn't happen that much.
So I really felt like we clicked.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, Okay, so why do you think you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Well that's it. I don't know, because I guess I've
never had a date that I would actually describe as
like fun. I feel like, Oh, I meet a girl,
I go out on like the obligatory coffee date. We
have small talk, or there's like an awkward dinner where
you're wondering, oh am I paying for this? Or we
(35:06):
splitting it, like it's just so awkward. And this was
not any of that. It's kind of like we were
I don't know, we were on like a little adventure,
you know. Yeah, And I think the part that was
like I'm not trying to sound corny or anything, but
like the part that was most attractive is that I
got to see her brain at work, you know, like
(35:28):
how she saw saws stuff, and like how she thinks
and how she approaches the world. And I was just
very very attracted by what I saw.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, you're into her her, I am.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
It's weird, Like she even when she even made this
super dry joke about modern art that like no one
else would have caught and I to this like a
week later, I'm thinking about it every single day, Like
the joke like replays in my head and I'm like
I don't know, it's just so smart. You know, you
don't you don't run into someone who's like as attractive
but also so interesting and so easy to have fun with.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, are you smart too? Because I mean, if we're
thinking about what could have gone wrong, I don't know
if she's super.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Intellectual and if you can't think of anything, like there
weren't even any awkward moments.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
I didn't have any, and like I'd like to think
that I'm pretty smart, which is why I'm always looking
for intelligence as like a part of the package. So no,
I mean, I don't think that would be it.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I would be.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Pretty surprised if she didn't find like, you know, she
didn't feel like I was keeping up.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure out for reason.
We'll play song come Back, call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting you or if she
lost her phone. I'm can never to get you a
second date.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Okay, thanks, I would appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
All right, we'll play song come back and get your
first a follow up next right in the middle of
your first date follow up and if you're just joining us,
Connor is on the and Connor is getting ghosted by
a woman named Giso. We're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us the reason she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Connor,
why don't you break down your date again real quick
(37:11):
with you?
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah? It was perfect, at least on my end, and
I thought she had fun. We went to the Art
Museum downtown. We like downloaded this app where you can
go on a Stavenger hunt and solve riddles and like
find different pieces of art, and it was everything I
looked for.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
In a date.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
It was fun, it was easy to talk to her.
We totally clicked, and yeah, I just really feel like
I got a glimpse into not only like not only her,
but like how her brain works, which, like I said,
sounds kind of corny. But I am really into this girl,
So I'm really hoping that there's some I hope there's
some fluke. That was sy. She's not like responding to me.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 5 (37:52):
As ready as I'll ever be?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
All Right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to you please? Hey Gia,
how are you? This is the Jewbeil Show. It's a
radio show.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hijiyah. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewell.
How are you hi?
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Good?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Think are you?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Do? You know?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
The show?
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Not like that?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Well okay, I don't remember submitting to anything, but.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Well I don't think you did, but we did get
an email about you from somebody who listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
That's why we're on the Oh cool, Okay, you.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Have the most chill attitude. Now, well, we do a
segment on the show that's called the first eight follow up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can help us call you to ask us why you're
ghosting them?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
But who are you ghosting? So this is about yes,
it is about Connor.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
He said that he really liked you, thought your day
was great, and it's confused that it's been you know,
over a week now and you ever responded to him.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
You mind telling us?
Speaker 9 (39:12):
Yeah, well, oh my goodness. The date was fun, like
surprisingly fun. He's you know, clever and charming, but.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Also he was just a lot.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Well, you know what people can just like there's a
line of like too much. Sometimes. At first we were clicking,
and like I thought it.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Was, you know, cute, how into the scavenger He wasn't,
you know, I love like interactive things and games and everything,
but he kept making like literally everything into a bit
just the whole time, like narrating the date in the worst.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Fake British accent I've ever heard.
Speaker 9 (39:53):
You know, it's cute the first time, but not like
you know, an hour later, and then you know, trying
to solve clues weren't even you know, part of the game,
and you know, high fiving strangers like like not everyone
is into this, dude, you.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Know, yes, I mean that's kind of a warm energy,
you know.
Speaker 9 (40:14):
Yeah, I mean like like this old guy just kind
of looked at him weird, which actually was pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
But then he like he climbed up on a fountain
to like look for another clue. I don't know, it.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Set off his emotional arm and then what's there thing
like a docent? Yeah yeah, Like he got into like
an argument with him, and like they were starting to
like call security.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
He was arguing about whether this like.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
I've seen it in different TV shows, but where it's
like a banana or a fire extinguisher or something just
like on the wall, whether that counts his art, you know,
like having this debate about modern art. And it was
just like, I feel like those two tables just kind
of like explain it the best. It's just like, heyotic energy,
and I was just like, at first I was excited,
but but then by the end, I was just exhausted. Wait.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Wait, that's why you go to me because I was
too fun.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
You guys shouldn't she was a here.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
You didn't You didn't say anything at the time. I mean,
you were laughing, and we were having a really good time.
We're having fun.
Speaker 9 (41:26):
We were, but then I also laugh when I'm stressed,
like I'm nervous, you know, like I'm not going to
tell someone that I barely know, like how to not
act when they're having fun. And yeah, some of it
was fun and funny, but then I was just like,
by the end of it, I didn't feel safe leaving
you unsupervised in public. I feel like you should have
(41:48):
had one of those backs.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Listen. Yeah. I wasn't trying to be extra I just
I really liked you. I was nervous, so I leaned
into the Joe because it felt easier than like being
awkward or quiet or like too serious.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
I get that, tellever.
Speaker 9 (42:08):
It's like, okay to be quiet for a little bit
in a museum, you know, there wasn't any room for
just like being and like stopping and observing. It was
just like onto the next one to the next. It
was like being stuck in an improv show.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Well, look, I know I can be a lot, but
but like on that date, I swear I was not
putting on a show. I was genuinely having one of
the best days I've ever had in my life. And
I was just so surprised and it was so refreshing
that you were so smart and funny, and you you
made art to me feel like less pretentious. So I
just didn't want it to end.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Dyea, he loves your brain.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Okay, well that's really sweet. Actually, thank you.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I mean, listen, I'm not looking for you to change
your vibe or anything. Like if you're camrameal, that's great,
but no, Canon mail and espresso. Espresso can work together,
balance each other out or whatever. Right, So.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Your espresso, I.
Speaker 9 (43:10):
Mean, I do like lavender more than camel, But what
you want to be a lot?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. See, it can be a whole
damn macchiato if you'll let me.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
What do you think, Geo? You want to let him
be a macchiato? Would you go on another date with Connor?
Will pay for sweet Dog?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:30):
Okay, we think I appreciate honesty.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I do.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
I did have a good time, minus the part where
I thought we were going to get danced from the
museum forever.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Because there's coming up.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I will not climb on fountains. I will not climb
on fountains. I swear I will. I will not get
in fights with the dose and and there will be
no fake accents.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
And I love it.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Like the next date is maybe signing out for an
prom show or something.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
I mean, I think you should give we should give
it one more shot.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah you will?
Speaker 7 (44:08):
You will?
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah? Said even today?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Maybe last Yay?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
All right, this is awesome.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Oh yes, this is exactly how I hope this would go.
This is great.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
Okay, I'll text you and we can go get those
lattes and play the next thing.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Just let me know when and I won't be latte.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
What what does that mean?
Speaker 9 (44:36):
Like?
Speaker 5 (44:37):
Lay like la la?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
All right, you will first date follow up? It's time
for Nina was trending.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Is the word throwning in your vocabulary? Yes, it should be,
because it's a new dating term added to the dating
term dictionary. What we need one like a supparate book
just for all of these words and how they're used.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
We should just not be coming up with more. That's
all we gotta do.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I mean it's pretty easy. I guess people like labels.
You want to know what the action actually is. But
I'll tell you what's throning means in relation to your
love life in just a second. But first, speaking of
your love life, if you're looking to spice it up,
it's the perfect time. Well, you know, there's a scary
movie on TV, maybe a haunted house you want to
pop into real quick. Fear, the emotion of fear is
(45:24):
a turn on for most Really, Yeah, isn't that crazy?
For some reason, it's connected with that, But.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's what they say.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I just think of, like, there's been this movie I've
always wanted to make h oh okay again because that
is like, what you know, turn out for people.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
So what does that mean for the movie.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Well, I always wanted to write this movie where there's
a couple that are on a plane traveling somewhere and
then the plane is like about to crash, right.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Okay, so so I don't want to hear that. Yeah,
so the plane.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Has problems, it's about to crash. Everybody on board thinks
that it's going to crash and they're going to die.
This couple sitting next to each other, they end up,
you know, doing the thing because they're like, we're gonna die,
we might as well. And then the plane gets evened
out and it lands. Okay, they get arrested. No, and
now they've just done that. And then she gets pregnant.
And so now these two strangers that were on a
(46:12):
plane together that did that because they thought they were
going to die, Now that they have a kid together,
the figure out. Wait, that's a pretty good movie. Why
don't you That is funny. I started writing it a
long time ago. I think now someone probably still.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
It and take it.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
But go for it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
That's a good idea. They don't have your brain.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Even if somebody stole that, there's way it would be
executed appropriately. No way you hear that, sucker, don't try.
But if you are looking for a little extra something,
scare yourself. So okay, I'll just leave it I'll leave
it there, because then once you do that, or you
find a stranger on a plane, you can start using
the word throning in your conversations. So throning means that
(46:53):
you're dating somebody to raise your social status. So you're
putting somebody on a pedestal. You want to look cooler,
so you start dating them. Jewbill, I'm sure has been
throwned before.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I don't know. The term sounds funny, does sound funny,
and it makes me think of other things, and they're cool,
so you date them so you can be cool. Yeah,
I feel like I've been throwned.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
And then they run away because then they're like, oh,
the girl microphone is not that cool.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
That's terrifying. Most people I've dated have tried to dethrown me.
Oh yeah, that's pretty accurate. I feel like they tried
to like take over, and it's just I hate that. No,
it doesn't work. It's great. My girlfriend now is cool.
My throne.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
She's like you said on it and go ahead, have fun,
to be weird, but to do whatever.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
It's nice, very nice. They had that feel. It's like, yeah,
she has a matching throne. You guys to right next
to each other thrown up. I don't know if I'm
music correctly, but I kind of like it' all bowed up.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I'll should get throwned up, King and queen or king
king and queen, whatever you want to be.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
That is.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty secret? I do, sweet,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (48:04):
So? I have a sister.
Speaker 7 (48:06):
She's a year older than me, and growing up, she's
just always been so jealous of me. I never played with.
Speaker 8 (48:12):
Me, like, was never really a real sister, just real jealousy.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
All right, yeah she was a mom said a sister,
but whatever.
Speaker 8 (48:21):
So recently I actually have been rekindling with my ax, which,
mind you, he was not liked by my family at.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
All, especially my mom. They had this huge fight. It
was a fallout, you know, a few months of that.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
But even though none of your family likes him, like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
At the end of the day, like, it's me who
needs to be happy.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
So I've been keeping it a secret.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And my sister actually ended up running into us.
Speaker 7 (48:54):
And saw, yeah, saw us together, and so I said, hey,
well I didn't want to her because she's a big
tattletell and she saw me.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
And him, I was like, hey, listen. Just don't tell mom, right,
just like keep her mouth.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Shut, lending your business.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
You didn't see anything, do not tell mom?
Speaker 8 (49:10):
Yes, uh huh right. And next thing I know, my
mom's like freaking out calling me, like when are you
dealing with him?
Speaker 4 (49:17):
I was like, wait a second, what are you talking about?
And she's like tell me everything. I was like, what
of freaking tattletell?
Speaker 9 (49:25):
Anyway, So my dairty little secret is that this this weekend,
we were all eating dinner and it was like the clean.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
Up part, and my sister has this bad habit of
taking off her wedding ring.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
I mean, this is a good habit, but I just
I would never because it's and so she took it
up and put it in the side, and when.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
She wasn't looking, I grabbed it. Wedding ring, her wedding ring.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, it's just like super beautiful, guys. And so anyway,
I took it and I handed I don't even remember
where I put it.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
I put somewhere.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
But the funny secret here is that she was freaking out.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
It was my mom.
Speaker 8 (49:58):
Yeah back yeah, And so they're like actually thinking I
went down the drain because they were that's where she
took it off, and she thinks in her head that
is fell into the drag.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
So they started taking the drain apart. Oh and that's not.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
An easy task. Do you plan on telling her? Like, Hey,
just kidding, is me? You took it?
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (50:18):
I mean, eventually I'm going to have to go back
to her.
Speaker 9 (50:20):
But I did get pleasure out of watching her like
freak out because she's a freaking title tale.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
What's my prevents? Whatever? Don't tell Amy when I asked
you what to tell me, like, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Telling her like I don't get her.
Speaker 5 (50:32):
I really don't.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Well, I will give it back.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
I'll give it back for now.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I'm letting her freak out a little bit, all.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Bye. What's your dirty little secret,
Host
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