The Full Jubal Show from September 2nd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you like drama the gebile show, Well, then guess
what you're in, luck, because that's all you're going to
get this hour on the show. Oh yeah, every once
in a while we get a dirty little secret that's
so dirty that there has to be a follow up
on it. So you'll hear the dirty scandalss shocking salacious
tawdrey little secret right after this, he said, Tawdrey.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
And then we'll.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Tell you the even more dirtier scandalss sir shocking le
or salacious sizing Tawdrey's follow up to that that is
about to happen this hour right after this. It's the
double show. You're in, luck. It's the double show because
every once in a while we have to follow up
on a dirty little secret. If you didn't know, we'd
do a thing on this show called the Dirty Little

(00:39):
Secret where people call up and tell us shocking, dirty
little secrets about themselves. And a little while ago we
had two dirty little secrets. We'll play them for you
right now, and then right after that we'll tell you
what's going to happen coming up at seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
My best friend's been in our relationship for probably I
don't know, a couple of years now, and this guy
cheap from her. He's done it like two times or so.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
So I've been trying to think of the best way
to like prove to her that he is not.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Like what he says he is. And so I put.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Myself like I flirted with him, and basically I hooked
up with him in order to prove.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Really proves anything though, because she could easily not believe you.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, basically what I did was I got like an
audio recording, just a little bit, just like a little bit,
and then I just sent it to her and I said, hey,
somebody anonymously sent me this, like it's this is your
boyfriend and he's cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
And it made logical sense in the moment, but now
it's like a horrible secret I have.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is he hot?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I would just wonder how committed it's helping her friend out.
You're a true friend, That's what I'm saying. He's not.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Then he's not on the track.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, so you would if you were a couple of
beers in anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh well, it.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Was coming out of a place of like I really
wanted to help her, but now realizing what I've actually done.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's it's not looking great.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Your friend didn't have any questions about how you randomly
had some audio of him sleeping with somebody, and.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I just was like, somebody sent me this.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
They don't want you to like know who they are,
but like this happened, and this is your and it
was clear enough that it was him.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I mean, they're one of your good friends. They probably
don't ever think that you would do that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So is she still with him? Great question? After that,
I'm guessing she's still with him.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, I know that they had like a huge fight
and like are kind of like taking like a break,
but it's not officially over.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I think they're just like, oh, okay, that sex. Unfortunately,
this sounds like one of those things where your friend's
just going to have to learn a lesson a hard way.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, exactly. And now I have a secret over that
situation that you tell your friend.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I would like to at some point, but it's kind
of a hard conversation to just kind of dive into.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, So that was the first dirty little secret that
we got on this topic. And then this happened.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
I don't know if you guys remember somebody so then
like a couple of weeks ago, and she said that
she was trying to prove to her best friend that
the best friend's boyfriend was a player. I don't know
if you guys remember this or not. And so she
like sucked with the Oh yeah, I remember that one.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yes, she said she wanted to prove to her friend
that her boyfriend was a cheater by sleeping with him.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Interesting way to prove, right, But yeah, her heart was right.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What about.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh ray ray, her heart was in the right place. Well,
that was my best friend.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh no. I always wondered if if she actually, yeah,
did she go through with it?

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, apparently, And I heard that segment and other people
heard it as well.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
On air that she already did sleep with Yeah that's right.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, she like already did sleep with your boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh yeah, no, not just me, Like a lot of
people listen to you guys.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
So I had like different people that were like, hey,
this sounds like and you know, maybe maybe, And it
was wow, and which is super messed up, dude, Like
you're trying to show me that my boyfriend is a
player by sleeping with them, Like what kind of sense
does that make? And she's there's always been a vibe.

(04:58):
I've always since the vibe around her, like this flirty vibe.
And I was like, no, so, you know what, I'm
a good friend. I am a really really good friend.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
But you see me.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Over, you go low. I'm going lower. So did my
dirty little secret. Her dad's super hot and there's always
been something there. Yeah, And I always just kept it
as fantasy and never acted on it. But when I
heard this, I was like, oh, really, this is how

(05:29):
we're going to play. So stopped by over there was
a ducky little black dress, and.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I ended up hooking up with her dad.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wow, did you tell her dad why you were doing that?
Were you like, sup? Your daughter ended up seeing my boyfriend,
so I'm going to sleep with.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
You, let's go No? No, I did not. I did not.
I want to like ruin the mood.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I just like kind of made it seem like it
was like really naturally happening.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
And it's always like been this fantasy of mine, and
it's like I kind.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Of want to be about it, and I am not
at her, but I'm also like, you know what, thank
you because you saved me from a boyfriend and I
got to make a fantasy.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I guess she's actually a really good friend. Now, yeah,
does she know that she's a good friend?

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Oh well, well, you know what, hopefully this gets back
to her now because I haven't told her.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
But maybe she finds out the same way that I
had to find out.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah. Probably, we'll see if she does. Man, all your
friends are listening and they're like, give me popcorn.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, you want to just call her sometime on the show,
and so let her know.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
We call her and tell me her dad.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I mean, yeah, I will do it right now.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh my gosh, that is exactly what's going to happen
coming up at seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So don't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I know she's gonna literally call her friend and tell
her that she knows that she slept with her boyfriend,
and so she's been sleeping with her dad. Yeah, how's
that gonna we'll find out at seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's another jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hello, Yes, hi, this is Detective Peter North calling from
the police department. I was looking for Parisa. I, yes,
this is she.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm assuming you know what this phone call is about.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
I don't know what this is about.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
What Okay, where are you currently? And may I remind
you that it is a felony to lie to a
police officer.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
Okay, I'm at work right now.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Great, Okay, Now let me ask you that question again.
And may I remind you that you are at your
place of business. And I'm sure they wouldn't like it
if the officers that I have downstairs came up and
escorted you out of the building.

Speaker 9 (07:56):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yeah, no, especially when I don't know what this is about, sir.
Uh Can I have some more information? And can we yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Keep it?

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Doubling down, doubling down on the fact that you don't
know what I'm calling about.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Yes, I am What is this about?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, we've got him in custody and we need you
to come down to the precinct to answer a lot
of questions.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
I'm very confused, sir. Can you please tell me what's
going on?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, you've been named as an accomplice to one Jeff,
who we detained at the airport today trying to get
out of town.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
What mm hmmmm, okay, sir, Well.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You want to tell me about what we found in
the trunk of his car down.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
In the trunk of his car. H I have no
idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
What was on the luggage in the trunk of his car,
because according to him, it's yours.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
What No, No, sir, I think there's been I don't
know a miscommunication or I do know Jeff Jeff is Yeah,
Jeff is my boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
But I, I mean, I can't believe that this is
even happening, like I just, I mean, also, we can
set up a time or something for me to come
come down. I'm just at work right now.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I really, I really Okay, So you want to do
it on your schedule when your accomplice, we already have detained,
was trying to flee town.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Do you think I'm gonna let you do that? I
don't think.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
So.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I have four officers downstairs, and I'm going to send
them up.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Where I'm not going anywhere. I am not going to
go anywhere. I am.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I will comply.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I just I really am very confused right now.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know if they arrested Jeff.
I have no idea what's going on. Sorry, I'll be
I operate there. Sorry, officer, that was just.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
My co worker.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Please just do not send cops up here.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Well, I'm prepared, you know, I'm prepared to let you
speak with Jeff.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Okay, okay, fine, I have a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Have him right here with me.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Okay, fine, I'll talk to him.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
All right here he is, Hey, baby, Jeff, what is
going on?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Well, they got me, they got you, got you for what?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Don't act like you don't You don't know what's going on?
I mean this, you know, the jig is up.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
I have no idea what's going on? What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
What I'm actually talking about is I wanted to know
if you would marry me or not.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbeil Show. What is
your boyfriend? Jeff? And he set up the phone prank
so he could.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Ask you what what? Yeah? Yeah, well you married me?

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (11:02):
I mean yes, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm out in jail.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
I'm okay. Oh my god, you're gonna give me give
me a heart at time?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you can marry me in prison?

Speaker 10 (11:18):
You can?

Speaker 7 (11:19):
You can do it in prison?

Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yeah, yes, of course, of course I'll marry you.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I love you so much. Just don't ever do this again,
all right? All right? I love you too, I'll call
you from prison.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Okay, oh my god, Okay, wake up every.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Morning with jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Franks, it's time for what's trending?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Have you seen the video of the Polish ceo that
turned villain over the weekend? Whoa what? So this Polish
ceo and that's what they're calling him, just so you
can identify that that's who he is. But he was
at the US Open and while he was there, one
of the players was trying to give his hat to
a kid close by, and so in this video you
can see the Polish ceo reaching for the hat and

(12:05):
taking it away from the kid. So, since this video
has gone viral, this guy has been called every name
under the sun that you can possibly imagine. So since
the video went viral, he has come out and he said,
you guys, I'm so sorry. It was a complete misunderstanding.
But he was actually really nice about it. He's like,
it's a painful but necessary lesson in humility for me.
I thought that the player was giving it to me

(12:26):
because earlier he had met my kids. You know, my
kids are asking for autographs and stuff, So he genuinely
believed this player was giving it to him.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Dang, so like rip it out of the hands of
another kid or something kind of.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Like it's like, you know when you see those guys
at like baseball games, like reach over and take it
away from a kid. It was that, but with the
hat at the US Open. So he's doing this apology
tour and so I keep reading, I keep reading, I'm like, well,
did he give the hat back to the kid? Like,
I mean, I feel like that's the right thing to do. Well,
the kid didn't get that hat back, but the player
that was trying to give the hat heard about the
story decided to meet up with this child one on

(13:02):
one and give him a bunch of swags. So the
kid ended up getting completely taken care of. Meanwhile, the
CEO is apologizing, but he still has the hat, probably
into his kids. But also I feel like nowadays, with social.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Media, you have to know, I mean, that's gonna end
up somewhere, like you gotta be looking over your shoulders nowadays.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I actually believe him though, Like if your kids were
talking to this particular player before the match and you're
thinking that, I mean, I just feel like you're not aware,
like you're not paying attention to the kids. It's reaching
for it. I don't want to believe that this Polish
CEO is a villain.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Yeah, but also don't rip it out of our kids
other other kid's hand. It was already in the hands
of a child.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm like, na, sorry, kids, Like you.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Know, I mean, I thought you take to l on that.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, you're like yeah, shoot, I don't know how the
exchange like went. You'd have to go back and watch
the video. Either way, he's apologizing. The kid got stuff.
He kept that. This is something fun. If you're looking
to book yourself a trail been, you're a big time
swifty Because Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes they have their
new Kansas City steakhouse called fifteen eighty seven Prime. Now

(14:07):
they're rolling out a brand new cocktail on September seventeenth
called The Alchemy, which of course is a non to
tailor swift Her song from the Tortured Peltze Department. Why
did they picked like A nineteen eighty nine or like
a I don't know, they picked the Alchemy. I guess
there's like it's supposed to really go with the whole theme.
It's an elegant and refreshing cocktail. With a garnish of

(14:30):
orange peel, cucumber and tiny roses. It doesn't say what
kind of liquor they use, though i'd really be curious.
I don't know why it got me feeling like you're
making this a gin drink, and I'm not a gin drinker,
So I'm like, mm, alchemy feels like gin.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Doesn't it sound like a gin drink?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah? Sure, I don't know why. It's just the vibe
I get.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Would you guys go to a steakhouse that is owned
by two football players?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yes? Really, I went to Michael Jordan's steakhouse in Chicago.
Why it's not like his thing is like cooking up steaks.
His thing is playing basketball. So it's a great steak
and they had an awesome happy hour and restaurant we
and they also.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Have a lot of money so they can hire a
really good show. Well that's true because a lot of
I've been to a few of those restaurants, and most
of the time I don't find it that good. I'm overrated.
Usually for a gimmick, I feel.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Like it is a lot of gimmick because of what
like the decoration and stuff like, there's a lot of
like Michael jordan'swag. I don't know. I haven't been to
fifteen eighty seven, but I would imagine there's a lot
of Kansas City Chief stuff everywhere, and soon to be
Taylor Swift stuff everywhere. You know, So I've been to.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
My favorite player ever was Junior say aw, he's got
a place in San Diego.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Have you got yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
It was all right? Was it steakhouse?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's yeah, I think it's it's like a steakhouse.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Got a call kinds of stuff. But it's pretty good.
It's decent. There's something full for you. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
There's no Taylor Swift drink unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well okay, if you get any more business, if there was.
That's what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater only.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
On the Jubile Show. Normally it's to catch a cheater
right here. But today is going to be a little
different because every once in a while, there are dirty
little secrets that are bigger than just the dirty little secret,
and right now is one of those times. In case
you missed a dirty little secret from a while ago,
one woman called in and told us this.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
My best friend's been in our relationship for probably I
don't know, a couple of years now, and this guy
cheafing her.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
He's probably done it like two times or so.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
And so I flirted with him, and basically I hooked
up with him in order.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
To prove.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Really proves anything though, because she could easily not believe you.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, basically what I did was I got like an
audio recording, just a little bit, and then I just
sent it to her and I said, hey, somebody anonymously
sent me this.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
This is your boyfriend and he's cheating. And and then.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Just the other day, her friend, the one whose boyfriend
she cheated with, called us for her own dirty little secret.
And here's a clip of that one.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Well that was my best friend.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh you heard it?

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Oh yeah, no, not just me, like a lot of
people listen to you, guys, And it was Emily Wow.
And which is super messed up, dude, Like you're trying
to show me that my boyfriend is a player by
sleeping with them, Like what kind of sense does that make?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
So you know what, you go low? I'm going lower.
And I ended up hooking up with her dad. Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
And now Whitney is on the phone because she wants
to call her friend and let her know that she
slept with her father because her friend slept with her boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Wait, what's up? How are you?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I'm just ready to get this off my chest? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, have you talked to that friend at all?

Speaker 7 (17:45):
No, I've just kind of been avoiding her and like
not texting back, well like texting lightly and saying just
like basically like, oh, I'm I've been really busy just
because I have like I'm ready to confront her, but
like you know, I've been like waiting to do it
with you guys, and like, yeah, so I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Have you cooked up with the dad other than just
that one time? Like is it like a thing?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Now?

Speaker 10 (18:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
I did see him once more?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, what do you think your friend's going to do
when you tell her this?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
You know, I don't really care, Like this is like karma,
Like this is what happens, Like what did you expect? Like, honestly,
I've always had the hawks for her dad, so it
kind of just gave me the push And I don't know,
it's just how things turned out. I would have never
done that had she not slept with my boyfriend. Ever,
like the fantasy had been there, and I would have
never passed on it.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
She's the one that gave me the green light.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well know, the reasoning that she said she did it
was because she was sure he was cheating on you,
so she wanted to prove that he would cheat on you,
and that's why she did it.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Does that make it any better?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Like, okay, may set him up, but like go through
with it Like that doesn't make any sense at all.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Obviously she wanted to.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Do it, but if I feel like there as part
of her that wanted to too, there, Yeah, way you
would do that otherwise?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah right?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
All right, Well, we'll play a song come Back, and
then you can call your friend who slept with your
boyfriend and let her know that because of that you
have been messing around with her father. Are you still
sure you want to do this, Whitney?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah? I am.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
I don't like keeping secrets and this never would have
happened had she all right, so let's just come out
with it all and just be.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
On the same page.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Okay, we'll play song come back, and you can call
your friend right after this. All right, hold on tight
because things are going to be a little bit crazy.
Normally we do to catch a Cheetah right here. But
today's a little different. Something awkward, very awkward, is about
to happen. That's all I will say. But Whitney is
on the phone with us. And Whitney called up for
a dirty little secret the other day because she has

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been messing around with her friend's father. Oh there's a
reason for that. There is a reason for it, Whitty,
Do you want to tell what the reason is?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yeah, Well, basically, my best friend slept with my boyfriend
who's now my ex because she thought that he was
a player and that he was cheating on me, and
she wanted to prove that he was not good for me.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
So she did that by sleepy.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Women cool selflessly. He did cheat on you with the friend.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
So I heard that little that dirty little secret. I
actually heard it, like I recognize her voice. And so
I ended up sleeping with her dad, who I've always
had this like secret.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Crush on, but have never acted on it and never
would have until her actions gave me the green light.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
And at the end of your dirty little secret, Whitney,
when you called up and said that you've been messing
around with her dad, you said that you'd be willing
to call her on the air and tell her that
you've been doing this. Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
I want it all out in the clear, like this
has been driving me crazy.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah, I woulds do it.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, Well, I'm going to call her right now and
then you can do your thing and will jump in.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Hello, hey Ei, Oh it's it's weird. I went, that's weird.
You came up with like this weird number on my phone.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Yeah, so listen, I need to I need to talk
to you about something.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
And okay, I'm just going to start from the top,
like this is not easy for me. Okay, listen what
I told you.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I only recorded the audio to prove that he was
cheating on you. Okay, I promise I had the best
intentions there.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
I know it's crazy, but that's where that doesn't make
sense at all.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Sense at the time went, okay, and I'm sorry. I
have apologist a million times to you. I've tried to
reach out. You haven't been responding back to any of
my text messages or calls or anything.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
I recorded it, But why wouldn't do that? That doesn't
make any sense. Like I've always felt a weird vine.
It felt like it was making sense.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
I didn't know how else to show you that he
was cheating on you. Clear, you weren't listening to me,
so it needed a statement. Okay, you slept with my
boyfriend to prove that he would cheat on me and
recorded audio Like, Emily, that doesn't make any sense. That's listen.
We have been friends for literally our whole lives. I

(22:29):
just felt like you if I justified it to you,
that it would make sense. It made sense at the time,
and now I look back on it and I do
regret it. It's crazy, I know that, but you weren't
listening to me. You were listening to anybody who were
all trying to tell you.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
So yeah, I was like, let's prove it. You weren't
going to believe it any other way.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Okay, Well, Emily, because of this like whole little weird
situation that you created, I need to tell you something,
and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
How you're going to take it, but I've do that.
What the wit are you serious? Yeah? I'm not lying.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
This is like.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Making any sense? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (23:16):
A yeah, because I thought you so light.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Just that's so crazy that that that goes way past.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
It doesn't even make any sense with me. No, you're
the one that started this.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Okay, I never would have done that had I not
thought that you did what you did, which I still
think it's super shady and okay, why would you It
doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Why would you get the radio involved? Why would you
make this recording and lie about all this and go
on the radio? That makes no sense. Of course, I'm
going to sleep with your dad, Emily. You know, I've
always thought he's hot. You know, all your friends think
you hot, Like, come on, I didn't think it would
do anything about it.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Yeah, I've done it twice now, and I'm actually thinking
about doing it a third time. The part of me
is actually a little bit grateful that you did what
you did because I like him. Are there are other
people there?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Why?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Why is there like a laughter in the background?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Hey, Emily, how are you? This is the Jeubil Show.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I am Nina. Remember us?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I am Victoria and my name's Jebel. Yeah, you do
remember us because you did it. There's a little secret.
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (24:21):
So is this like some sort of prank or like
did this actually happen?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
No, Emily, this has.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Actually happened, Like, this is not a prank. This is
like me coming clean about everything. Which if you had
done that in the first place, you know, maybe this
when it has happened, not that I regret it. Why
would you bringing in the radio? Why are you doing
this live on air now?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Emily, you did it first. You're the one that started it.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
If you're the one that I'll open this box of worm.
You can't be mad at me for retaliating. That was
your boyfriend. Okay, you're talking about my dad. You will
literally know him your whole life. That's gross, that's weird, that's.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Okay, that's not cheating. Me hooking up with your dad
is not cheating. You hooking up with my boyfriend at
the time, that's cheating. That's totally different because it's actually
what Whitney, that was AI? Huh what what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (25:22):
I the conversation, the dialogue between your boyfriend and I.
It wasn't real. I did the chat GBT with it.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
It's not real. Whitney.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Wait, so the audio of you sleeping with Whitney's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You faked it?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yes, it was fake.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Did you sleep with her boyfriend?

Speaker 7 (25:44):
No? What Yeah, okay, So like you weren't listening to me,
and I just knew that you would always stick with them.
So I made the whole thing up because I figured
it's better to lose a friend than you end up
with somebody that it's like, not gonna deserve you.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
So I.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Made it up. And I don't know, I just thought
I was helped on this. He thought you were helping me.
That's a dumbash i've ever heard, Emily. Why would you
do that? Would rather lose our friendship? It's not in
your place. It's not in your place. No, it's not
in my place.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
It's this is clearly escalated to a point that I
didn't anticipate, and I because I don't know what else
to say.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I was trying to help you.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
You weren't listening to anybody, so I had I just
had to get creative, and obviously it failed miserably.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, I got creative.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
So you didn't actually do anything with my boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (26:46):
No.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I recorded his voice when we were out one night,
just so I could get his voice correcked for the AI,
and I just made up our conversation through that and
played that for you. So I with your dad for nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You said you don't regret it.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 11 (27:10):
Yeah, I guess, so, I guess so wit congratulations, Okay,
if I promise not to do it again, can we
still be friends?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't know, got some stuff to talk about, so
we let you figure it out.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Hey, I and Dad, that's all.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I kind of backfired on you, Emily slightly, and then
I don't know you're.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Telling me well, I mean, her dad is really hot.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
You guys like.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
The jewel shows to catch a cheeter.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb your self down to get guys.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
To like you.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Amirias in
a game of trivia for somber tickets. So calls right
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(28:24):
to beat Victoria.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Ee, yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
On a win streak too, I think you are. I
think you've won a couple.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I think I think I can two or three. I
think it's two. Oh no, I'm pretty sure it was two.
B three. That's what you're going for. Three might be
going for four. My win streak might be three.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
We don't even know the correct answer for the wind streak.
So here that's how the game is gonna go.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'm pretty sure. I'm right fine.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
You verus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Can I take your.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Order at a large black cook? Large black cock?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Do you mean a VENTI No, I mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
That's the biggest funny that venty.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
Is large, is twenty large is large? In fact, cole
is large and bronde is Spanish for large.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and free language.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Romeias in a game
of trivia for Somber tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you Verus Victoria Laura.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
What's up, Laura? How are you?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I love the name Laura.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
It's some of my best friend's names, brought aufin.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, we're good. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
How are you feeling today? You feel like you're you're smart,
and you're up on your trivia and you're ready to
be Victoria absolutely.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
And I ate my weedies this morning.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay, you'r Weedi's just feeling strong with my weeding Ruckus
of Champions with the weeding exactly Zereal Cereal.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Oh really, I'm thinking, like, well, my dad like wheaties.
Weed we'd see yard no wheat wheat ease, wheat eats.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, they're the ones with the cereal boxes that always
have like professional athletes and Olympians on it and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh Breakfast of Champion, Oh yeah, wheat thins. Yes, we see.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
She's got to walk down and while she's leaving, Laura,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, all right, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
She's outside, doors closed, and Laura, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
What is the only big cat that doesn't roar?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Doesn't work?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
What is the coldest planet in our solar system?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
What's the name of the nation where the Hunger Games
takes place? M Which city is considered the jazz capital
of the world, New Orleans? What the fans of Lady
Gaga affectionately.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Call themselves little monsters.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
What is the most stolen food item around the globe?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Bread?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Okay, got that in.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones, here's a question
for you, Laura. What celebrity do you think smells the weirdest?

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Post Malone?

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Oh, I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
He just gives up a vibe that he smells interesting.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
That's so funny because everybody says that not to be
like name dropping or anything, but when I hung out
with post Malone, he smells incredible. He does phone He's
I know, he does, right, he smells so good. I
hugged him. I was scared, and I was.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Like, oh, that's a nice surprise. Yeah, Toria, what celebrity
do you think smells the weirdest?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I say, Matthew McConaughey. Oh I love matthe mc coonye.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
But I heard he doesn't shop or like very like.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Natural fan, very body odery, very sweaty body odory.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, yeah, interesting, I think I like it though.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Anyway, pheromone, All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Laura outright to win.
Are you ready, Victoria?

Speaker 10 (32:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, Laura, you can tell Victoria when to go and go?
What is the only big cat that doesn't roar?

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Tiger? What is the coldest planet in our Solar System? Planet? Think?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Think? Think? Think?

Speaker 10 (32:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Neptune.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
What's the name of the nation where the Hunger Games
takes place?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
The capital of Yeah, I don't know. Past Which city
is considered the jazz capital of the world. Yeah, Ohio?
What's your lady Gaga? Affectionately called himselves. I don't know
gagas seriously ooos dude, are you seriously? Lady? I don't know,

(33:15):
Lady maam, I'm not that deep. Everybody knows, even if
they're not like fans of ladies. Not everyone. You hear it,
I'm disappointed.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Well, uh please say one. No, I didn't get anything,
but Laura got three.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Laura, congratulations, solid victory man.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
No kidding.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
You gotta learn what wheaties are?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You got tickets just for playing. Let's get the answers
now with.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Nina for sure. The only big cat that doesn't roars
the cheetah. The coldest planet in our solar system is Uranus.
The nation where the Hunger Games takes place is PanAm.
Oh I knew that the city considered the jazz capital
of the world as New Orleans. Yeah, I meant to
say that one, not Ohio. Fans of Lady Gaga are

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called little monsters. And then the most stolen food item
around the globes cheese.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I guess I know, isn't.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
It about four percent of produced cheese is stolen. Really,
I don't know what people are doing cheese. It was
like a big cheese robbery. Recently they stole a bunch
of cheese wheels.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
Okay, but if you're gonna steal cheese, why do you
get the produced ones? Get like the all natural crime
like those are more expensive?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, exactly. It was like a French cheese heist, the
French cheese produced as in like created. I wasking a pros.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Thank you for Playingtorian at the same time every single
weekday morning remembers you want to play. All I have
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Speaker 9 (35:06):
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Speaker 1 (35:13):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Lena,
and in a few minutes we're gonna call her see
if to tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Ryan, how long has
it been since you heard from her?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
You know, it's been like a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
That's definitely a ghosting. Yeah, So how many times have
you reached out to her.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
In that time, you know, just a few times. I
don't like to like text too much, you know what
I mean, Like you like, I think three times I
text her and I'm like, yeah, that's I'm not doing
any more than that.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
So what do you Let's go back to the date then,
like how did you guys meet? What happened on the date?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
So we met on Hinge and then I felt like
a really good connection. We both love concerts and like
new adventures and trying new things, traveling stuff like that,
and like she's very witty and she's very interesting. She's beautiful.
So we went to a burger spot on the water
nice all right. It was yeah, you know, it was

(36:08):
a lot of fun. Like it was nice, like kind
of outside kind of area, and we were having some drinks,
you know, just talking. And afterwards we went and walked
around and like kind of took in the scenery and
we you know, we had a really great kiss. And
it was just like, I don't understand why she goes
to me because it felt so romantic and like idealized,

(36:32):
you know. I mean, maybe some people will think it's cheesy.
I don't know, but that's.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
What I was looking for.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
But it sounds romantic actually, So after all this time,
you know she's ghosting you two weeks later, the date
sounds great, But what is it about her that makes
you want to see her? Now?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
You know, I just felt like I had a real connection.
We were like kind of similar goals. We both want
to travel. I just felt like we we went well together.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Did something happen on the day at all that may
have made it go in a different direction?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Well, I will say, you know, something kind of not
popular now is I had made a decision recently to
have stained from sex until marriage.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Okay, and you told her this, Yeah, yeah I did,
And this is new you have I'm always heard okay, okay, right,
and you think maybe she had a problem with that
because she's like, I need you right now.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Ryan.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
It's you know, it's possible because like I don't think
that's the thing that's common now, Like you know, some
people do it, but it's like, especially you know here,
like I don't feel like that's one of those things
that people do anymore. But the reason why I kind
of went that direction is, you know, I slept around
and it felt empty and it felt like I was

(37:49):
just kind of using girls for their body and I
wasn't connecting right, you know, And it's one of those
things after a while, you're like, gosh, like what do
I really want? So, you know, I asked myself when
I was like, I want somebody that I could build
the future with. And I feel like Lana has that potential.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Okay, I can respect that.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
After my last breakup, I decided that I wasn't going
to give myself to anybody unless I thought that their
energy was good, you know, or that like. It wasn't
necessarily a marriage thing, but it was kind of the
same thing. But it was more about I don't want
to like mix my energy with bad energy, you know,
because I feel like it does. I feel like you know,

(38:26):
you do do it does somehow become a part of you.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well, you exchanged more than just what you can see.
That energy is also exchanged between the two of you.
So fair, fair, for fair points for both of you.
Look at you, guys. Thank you to those I'm assuring right,
everybody connections to. So why do you think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Then?

Speaker 5 (38:47):
I think, you know, I just don't know if she
was comfortable with that. I mean that's my thought, but
like I don't know for sure because everything else went
pretty well. But when I said that, she she didn't
have a bad reaction, but it was just kind of
like she tends up a little, you know, and then
it's kind of like pat That moment passed, so I
was like, Oh, I guess it's fine.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, sounds great,
all right, man, plas on come back, get your first
DA follow up next. In the middle of the first day,
follow up and if you're just joining us, Ryan is
on the phone. He's getting ghosted by Lana, and in
a minute we're gonna call her see if she tell

(39:26):
us why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date.
But first, Ryan, why don't you recap to everybody your situation.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
So I met Lana on hinge. We connected really quickly.
I felt like a good connection with her loss of
similar interests. We went to a burger spot on the water,
had a bunch of cocktails and had a lot of
fun and we went for a walk, we kissed. Everything
seemed perfect. But I feel like, maybe because I want
to stain from sex until marriage because of my past,

(39:55):
that she might be ghosting me.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Alana. Please.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
This is Lana.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Hi Lana, how are you? My name is Jeubel and
I host radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Hi, Lana, the whole show's here. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
How are you?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Hi's up?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Good?

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Have you ever heard the show before?

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Okay, I'll let you know something. We do a segment
on our show. It's called the first Tate follow Up.
What that is is if you go out on a
date with somebody and then you ghost them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email
about you.

Speaker 10 (40:42):
Oh and this is from Ryan.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh yes, it is wow Away. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Sometimes people say another name, so we know they're ghosting
multiple people. But you're obviously just ghosting Ryan right now.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (40:56):
I would say that I have not exactly been ghosted Ryan.
That wasn't my intention. I was taking time to process
what he told me. At the end of our date.
Ryan said that he is waiting until marriage, and that
is not something that I've ever done in a relationship.

(41:19):
I have always had intimacy with all of my partners
and it's a really big part of a relationship for me.
So it was not my intention to completely ghost Ryan.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
I really was.

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Trying to take time to think about if this could
be something that would work for me. I had such
a good time. Yes, it was so magical, and he's
such a spiritual guy, and we really connected. I felt
like he was really seeing me. But I'm afraid that

(41:56):
if we get into this relationship without you know, the
intimacy that I'm usual will.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
One this sounds bad, but what if we're not good
together physically and we find out too late?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
And another thing that I have been thinking.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
About is what if it becomes something that gives me,
you know, reason to stray, our thoughts to stray because I.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Am a sexual person.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, so you're processing a lot of different things.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yes, absolutely, I.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Can understand that. Yeah, I mean, it's not something that
you hear all the time, and especially if that's a
way that you connect and share yourself with another person.
And then that's a lot of pressure too, right because
you're like, wait a second, so we're doing this, I'm
gonna get excited and want to unwrap the present, but I.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Can't marry you. So what if we could convince Ryan
to sleep with you before you're marriage? Would you swallow
with them again?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
But would you?

Speaker 10 (42:54):
I would love to sleep with Ryan, But if this
is a a boundary that he is setting, I and
I were to get into a relationship with him.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I would I would want to respect that. I would
not once I am in the relationship, I would not.
I would have given up any plans to sleep with Ryan.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
What if we could convince him to go back on
his morals?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Though, ball she's respecting his boundaries, maybe you should respect
his boundaries.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I'll respect his boundaries for now, Lona. Ryan is actually
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Oh hi Ryan.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yeah, I know it's probably like the most awkward way
we could meet again, But I want to say, first
of all, I respect that, like you respect my boundaries.
It was nice to hear that without you knowing I
was there, because like that that proves to me that
if we can make it work, that this could work.
But I just want to say, like, for me, I

(43:54):
don't see intimacy as just there's physical, emotional, mental intimacy
that can be built. Like you know, we can have
days where we just cuddle. Is collasse? Like all that's
on the table still, I'm just not trying to take
it all the way.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
So like, where do you draw the line?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Well, I think that's something that we have to discuss, right.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
I respect that, and that does make me excited to
hear that you have interest in being intimate with me.
I am. My biggest concern is still I just am
really concerned of straying. And that's not your fault, not
your fault at all. That's something that I need to

(44:44):
decide and you know, make a plan with my morals
that I will not you know, if we were to
be in a relationship together, that I will not feel
that I'm not getting what I need and then look
for what I need elsewhere.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
I think I can find ways to take care of
what you need.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
At least it's sorter, Ryan.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Not that I'm trying to get you to rethink the
promise that you made to yourself, but I'm trying to
get you everything it. When I decided to do the
similar thing, I didn't make it about marriage because you know,
like you should really get to know somebody for it,
and it can be a long time before marriage, so
that's a long time not doing it. But me and
my therapist came up with I will not give myself

(45:27):
to anybody until I know I have a secure connection
with them.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Well, I think that's fair. I think that's a healthy
way of thinking of it.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Two.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
So, because does it have to be like a ring
and a ceremony and all that for Ryan to get
it out?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Okay, I don't think it has to, but there definitely
has to be that line where it's like, I know,
I'm building a future with you. At the very least.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I think there's a lot of talk that we're getting
ahead of ourselves here a little bit. You guys like
each other, and I think there's definitely stuff that you
guys can explore to even see if you're going to
make it all that way. People just tell me not
to get ahead of myself, and I feel like we're
getting ahead of ourselves here too. So I don't know
that there's a possibility of you getting your needs met
in a certain way. Lana and Ryan, you know you're
open to exploring that stuff too. I don't see any problems.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah, I think that would work.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I do think that it may be cheesy, but I
think that it is.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
Very sweet that you brought me on the radio to
call me for a second date. I think that is
very romantic, and I'm willing to try it.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
I think that we have such a good connection.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
So Lana, you'll go out with Ryan again. We'll pay
for it, I will.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
I would love to see you again.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Ryan.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
So awesome.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
I'm glad to hear that. It's like, I'm so excited,
you know.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, you guys are cute. I'm excited too, me too.

Speaker 11 (46:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Congratulations, Ryan, you did it.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You got another date? All right?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Jule's first day follow up.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
What kind of music do you listen to? It's a
Jewble Show, I ask because a neuroscientist has released a
new study that's going viral that found the type of
music you like actually says a lot about your personality.
So think about the music that you wish The Jewel
Show would play when you're listening to it. And we'll
tell you what it says about you as a person.

(47:22):
Right after this, it's the Jewel Show. I want to
hear the most magical song in the universe.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Kind of there you go, what.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
A massage?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
It's a Jewble Show. And according to a new study
by a neuroscientist that's going viral this song right here,
Johann Sebastian Bach's Goldberg variations, what is what they are
calling the magic tune?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Apparently this song can instantly help you focus on anything.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Why didn't we know that sooner? I don't know that's true.
I would have tried. I wouldn't focus on any thing
if I listen to this song. Well, you're a different story.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
They also found that the type of music that you
listen to can tell you everything about your personality. So
think about your favorite music's right now, and we'll tell
you what it says about you as a person. Also,
text in four one O six' one. Is this helping
you focus on the conversation right now? I'm focused on
you right now, Jubilah feel I feel a lot more
focused and my add normally gets the best to me.

(48:25):
You know, I can't pay attention to anything but I
soundly feel like I'm able to focus.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
You would be the type of person that would be
into this though. I feel like Jubil is very melodic
in his brain at all times.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Yeah, I can't focus on anything right now. I'm trying
to focus on you guys talking, but this music has
to be kind.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Of like I don't know if you want. Victoria's energy
has got me not focusing as well.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh I can tune that out.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Oh that's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
All right, well I've had practice.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Let's go over this study and tell you what your
favorite music says about you as a person. If you're
a Taylor Swift fan, so Swifties. The study suggests that
Taylor Swift listeners demonstrate an unusually high capacity for emotional projection.
They tend to map their entire life trajectories onto casual encounters,

(49:09):
often planning weddings with burisays they've never spoken to, and say.
Research shows that eighty seven percent of Swifties report crying
in the shower while also feeling stronger than ever. Okay says,
your coping mechanism may be posting cryptic, yet poetic, poetic
killing tweets at two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
No, okay, who you learn not to do that as
you get older.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Who are going over a new study by a neuroscientist
that says the type of music you listen to can
tell you everything about your personality. So think about what
songs are your favorite and what music you like the most,
and we'll tell you what it says about you.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
If you like.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Emo or pop punk, like my chemical romance Blink one
eighty two paramore things like that. Clinical data indicates that
these individuals reached peak emotional development around age sixteen and
elected to remain there. So a little bit emotionally stunting.
I guess I know my days I like yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
They display a heightened sensitivity to precipitation, frequently interpreting rain
as the sky understanding their pain.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Oh, I always. It's also a reason for people just
to cry, Oh it's rainy emo.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
They have one thing in common with playlists. They usually
use titles such as nobody gets me and That's fine
and things like that.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
They're laughing, but I mean, I get it. I should
read my diary.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
They also said that the majority of the people they
talked to owned a pair of checkered vans, Yeah, they
just cannot throw away.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Yeah, I've seen I've been to like a music festival
where there was like an emo like person coming out
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
In the whole crowd. It was checkered emo vans.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Yeah, and they were just I thought I wanted to
give them all hugs.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
But they look like they're they're really going through it. Yeah,
that's not the point. They want to stay.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
They're constantly going through it. Yeah, Yeah, they don't ever
want to be not going through it? Right, if your
favorite music is em or rave music, scrill x tso, diplo,
things like that. It says that studies show their resting
heart rate sings permanently tow one hundred and twenty eight
peak permanent.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
That's all right. I enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
In Vegas they view hydration is not only necessary, but
central to their identity, often carrying gallon jugs labeled with
motivational slogan.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Behavioral observations confirmed that their belief is that a warehouse
at four am represents the optimal environment for inner peace
and community.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Hey, you been to a rave That's not one I've
never been. I really feel like that should be on
my list of things.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
They look like so much fun. I feel like clubs
and raves are different, though, right, Like, I've been to
so many clubs, but a rave is something a little different,
different culture, different vibe for sure.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, if your favorite music is country, Luke, Bryan, Morgan,
Wall and Dolly Parton pretty much any artists these days,
because everybody switched the country.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
They say that these subjects are disproportionately to trucks, wanning them,
desiring them, or being haunted by relationships involving them.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
They demonstrate ritual behaviors such as slow dancing and parking
lots and crying at tailgates.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
The lab studies showed that the phrase tractors running doubles
as both an invitation and a warning.

Speaker 11 (52:17):
What.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I listened to country music on my way to work
today because I just wanted to switch it up listening
to something different. I feel the tractors, and then it
left me thirsty for whiskey.

Speaker 9 (52:27):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
So there's that side of you.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I feel like I don't really listen to country and
never really have, but I feel like if I did,
it would be bad. I'd probably be I'd probably be
drinking at six o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yes, and I fantasized about being in like a wide
open space like the field, Ye, spinning around in a
circle over the sun goes down and dogs are down
by my shoe.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
That says the type of music you listen to says
everything about you and your personality. If you listen to
hip hop or trap, participants exhibited heightened mained character syndrome.
And this is my favorite too, So yeah, I can
agree Entering rooms as it was filmed in cinematic slow motion. Yes,
despite frequent emotional instability, Yeah, absolutely, that's okay. They maintain

(53:10):
external appearances of invincibility by posting captions like stay dangerous
sometimes you need to be okay. Instagram analysis reveals that
most of their captions consist of song lyrics with zero
additional context.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
You don't need additional context.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
That is the only part I feel like that doesn't
kind of say about you do?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I feel like the other ones are kind of pretty
spot on. What do you mean this is us? Other
than that you you say more in your Instagram captions
than just a song lyric.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, well, I just don't write my social media anymore,
you know, well, postings for me and most of the
time when I read them, I'm like, I wouldn't say that,
which is why you have that exactly that person, because
if I do say the things that I do say,
I get in trouble. So that's why I had to
hire somebody to do it for me.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
That was smart. That was called self awareness. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
thank you very much. I write my own their novels
and not everybody reads them. But that's okay, so my
true emotions. It is time for Nina's what's trending. So
there is this really special screening for the movie called
The Long Walk. So The Long Walk is based on
this Ephen King book where these people have to keep

(54:18):
walking and if you stop walking, you die. Essentially, this
wasn't the book and in the movie because it's a
horror movie, but they decided to have this special experience
for like influencers or people that were coming to screen
the movie ahead of time, and they had all these
treadmills in the theater for everybody to walk on the
entire time. Yeah, yeah, I think this is actually really cool.
Do you think you could make it? I mean it

(54:39):
totally could. I mean if you don't, can you sit
down no, you get kicked out. So you have to
walk on the treadmill the entire time at a three
point zero so like you're walking on that and then
is it an incline or just a straight just a
straight two set three and then if you stop walking, yeah,
they just kick you out. You don't need to see
it anymore. That's kind of cool, actually, I think it's
really cool. Every once in a while they get super

(55:01):
creative in a way that it's like, oh, I actually
do want to be a part of that. So I
thought that was kind of fun. And you know, once
was old is now new again. Nineties toys are trending.
Things like Tamagatchi's, polly pockets, sky dancers, and light brights
are making their return. What is a Tamagatchi? Someone has
been telling me around the office that they bought a

(55:22):
Tamagatchi and it's in and I've gotten so excited. Pet right, Yeah,
it's like a digital pet, like your little baby. So
you have to keep it alive, like it like beeps
and like does stuff like it's hungry or it's thirsty
or tea chain that you could, like you take it
around and you keep it. Yeah, oh, I've had one
of those. You have to keep it alive. So that's
like the whole trick. It's like your pet do I

(55:43):
for real thought it was like a Samurai sword or
something like that. No, no, it isn't. Although I did
see that the original lightsaber from Star Wars was for sale,
and I meant to tell you about that. But it's
three million dollars. Oh, because Victoria's been talking about how
she wants to get her hands on a lightsaber, and
the og lightsaber was available. But for three million dollars,
you got three million dollars tomorrow. No.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
If I did, I would own a lightsaber. I would
spend all my money on that.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
What do you mean why, that's like so much fun?
We got lightsaber? Yeah exactly? And do what though? Like
you say, you get a lightsaber, and then what do
you do? You have wars with everyone else? Is a
lightsaber war? Yep? Yeah, you have challenges games. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Stand in the middle of the street at three o'clock
in the morning. Okay, I hope you don't get arrested
for being have a lfesab.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, yeah, you dude, that kind of attitude you need.
This is not real life, like no part of it.
But since we're talking about not real life, I'll give
you this story too. MTV is doing something that they
haven't done since the beginning of time when they're playing
music videos. Whoa, they're playing music videos twenty four to
seven from now all the way through the VMA's which

(56:57):
are the Sunday Night So they're gonna given us back
to what it used to be. But you can only
watch it on MTV two, MTV Live, or MTV Classic
all like the channels MTV. Yeah, but it's funny because
it also gives you kind of a highlight of which
artists have the most music videos, and one of them
is Britney Spears, Madonna, Beyonce, Eminem, Michael Jackson. But then

(57:20):
there's gonna be other artists on there too talking about
their favorite music videos and stuff. But you don't really
see music videos before. Now you have to go to
YouTube you're gonna see them. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
I have you ever been on the When I used
to watch a Disney channel, they would used to play
music videos like their commercials, says MTV kind of doing
that now, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Oh no, not as commercials like what MTV used to
be as music videos. Did you know that MTV stands
for music Television? And so the programming was music videos
twenty four to sevens wait all it was, and then
it was music news, music TV, music everything. It would
just be a music video, like one right after the other,

(57:59):
and then they have like different blocks that were like
certain genres of music. They'd go back to the eighties.
There'd be different specials. I mean it was really cool
actually all the time. Yeah, like a radio station visual visual. Yeah, yeah,
it was cool. They do countdowns all the fun stuff.
Remember TRL Total Request Live Like that was music. I
thought TRL is a group group.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
No, it was a show where they would like it
was like what was I never watched it, but it
was like a plus live countdown for videos.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yeah, it was like a top ten countdown. And so
it would be hosted in Times Square and then they
would do that and then the artists would come in
and then they do interviews and there were fans that
were in there. They stand outside and like just watching. Yeah,
that was like a dream.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Like if they had that again. Seacrests would host it.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Whoa, come on, we can get someone now. Carson Daily
was the original host of that. I don't know if
I ever told you. Auditioned for that, they told me
I needed to lose weight. What TRL really, that's rude.
Basically told me I was fat. It was like, oh,
thanks for letting me come in so anyway, but yeah,

(59:00):
and see how it is what what life used to
be like with music videos? Wow, that's new music, MTV
music TV.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Some mind blown.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
That's a genius idea. Yeah, it's well, it's amazing. It's
still around. It just does stuff differently. I think we
should bring it back. I agree MTV two. Do you
think people would actually watch it?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Honestly?

Speaker 6 (59:26):
I think if you make it like a social thing,
like make it where the platform is mainly on social
or something like that. Because I don't know about any
of you guys, but I don't have cable and I
don't know a lot of people would do, so you
have to make it a social thing.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Well, YouTube or something like that too would be streaming.
I feel like this is kind of a test to
see if they do bring it back. All of their
programming isn't doing very well. Well yeah, but they got it.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
I don't MTV to like whatever you're saying of where
it's going to be that. I don't think that's going
to be great. You have to put it like specifically
only for like some kind of social content. But I
didn't go to work with that.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
In this case, they need to call you. They do
what trending.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Jewels Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (01:00:07):
Hey, hey, it's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Hey you is this a sean? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Yeah, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
You're supposed to be anonymous.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I'm sorry you called up for Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Supposed to be animous.

Speaker 12 (01:00:18):
That's supposed to be anonymous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
You have heard from you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
And do you have a dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Oh? Man? Yeah, your name still?

Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You call us a bunch?

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
I mean, yeah, it's late now.

Speaker 12 (01:00:33):
I'm sure to keep word.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
A well a secret.

Speaker 12 (01:00:39):
This is kind of bad, man. I feel bad about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
I hooked up with my my girls aunt.

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
What what?

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:00:48):
And the reason why I'm mentioning it now is because
last week was my girl's father it was his birthday,
and you know, it's just it's her father's sister. So
the aunt was at the party. Everybody's dead and the aunt,
you know, we all sitting at the dinner table, everybody,
you know, talking. She was trying to play foot seas
with me. I was trying to I was trying to
leave it alone and make it, you know, a doune situation,

(01:01:10):
but the aunt still wants to continue on with it.
I had to go to the bathroom. She's outside the
bathroom when I leave out, she it was just awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Oh why did you sleep with the aunt in the
first place?

Speaker 12 (01:01:23):
I mean, because she's hot, and I guess I didn't
have self control at the moment, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
I mean, and she could cook.

Speaker 12 (01:01:31):
You know, we used to go to the family events.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
You know, she's real flirty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Your girlfriend was there though. All this is happening while
she's there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
With the aunts flirting.

Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
Yeah, and I think some of it was like out
in the open, and everybody laughed at off, like not thinking,
you know, nothing serious, like I'm gonna take She says
something like I'll take you home with me tonight, joking.
Everybody think it's a joke, but she was really serious
about that. Everybody laughed it off and brushed it off
like it wasn't serious, but it was.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
The aunt is she's different.

Speaker 12 (01:02:03):
You remember the Golden Girls, the frisky one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I forgot her name, Blanche.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah, so you got you a Golden Girl?

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Huh oh wow, oh no, definitely go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Are you going to keep the secret or are you
gonna have at some point?

Speaker 12 (01:02:23):
I think I'm gonna have to, uh privately. I don't
think like at the family dinner table. That's because you know,
we always meet up at her family's house and it's
the real family orientated, so everybody there. That would be
a terrible time to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Probably.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
I don't even know how to go about, Like, how
do you say that to someone? I wouldn't even know
how to present that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, man, I don't know. Yeah, hey baby, you know,
you know Blanche on the Golden Girls. You can't say
no to Blanche. Your aunt's basically Blanch, And so I got.

Speaker 12 (01:03:00):
How could you say no to Bland? You just can't
say no to Bland.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and good luck with that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Man, thank you for me what's your dirty little secret?

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