The Full Jubal Show from September 3rd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Over the weekend, I was in the public bathroom again.
Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody in here? Hero,
and I gave a little a little coffee. I just
didn't hear it closed the door. Oh my gosh. Two
hours later, I finally was able to get somebody's attention
to get out of the bathroom. Where was your cell phone?
It wasn't working in there. I didn't have a reception
where I was. Did you get trapped in a bathroom

(00:22):
over the weekend and another person on the show get
trapped in a bathroom? You'll find out when we check
in with the show and find out what's going on
in our lives right after this, do.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Your heart is true? Your telling down in everyone just
a little.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of cares, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hie and
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next

(01:11):
door and piers through our window every once in a
while to ask if her sloth slow Rogan can use
our election because he wants to start a podcast, our
social media producer at Gabby. You gotta listen to it
at two time speed. And of course there's me. I'm
Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and this is
the time of the week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's
up with you this week? So apparently I'm being watched.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, I have been warned again that there are people
that want bad things from me. So I don't know
if you remember this, but it was a few months ago.
I was in Vegas and I had told you guys
about how I get stopped often by people that claim
to be energy readers, energy healers, psychics, whatever, And it
happens all the time. I get stopped and I get warned.
I get stopped and I get warned. So what happened again?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
This time?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I was getting a massage and the woman that was
massaging me also claim to be an energy reader, and
she was like, Oh, can you just.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Attach that to your name or whatever, like to be
an energy reader.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't know some people do do that. Actually, they
just kind of go, hey, yeah, I'm an energy healer.
And you're like, what did you do to become an
energy healer? I watched a video on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't believe everybody can do it, but I do
believe that there are some people that are are gifted
and that you can do it. And I didn't ask
for this. So she's like, oh, you're a pure soul.
People want bad things for You're a pure soul. You're
a pure soul and people don't like it. You're being
watched and if you're not careful, you will be sucked in.

(02:37):
And I'm like, what again, This same message is happening
just a few months later.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So now every night before I go to bed, I'm
looking in the backyard, I'm going all the.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Wines down, I'm praying. I'm like, I got my evil
eye on my wrists right now.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm like, wants bad things for me?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Why do people keep telling me that people want bad
things for me?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
How do you know she's not just telling all our
clients that just so hope, so you.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Why, I'll tell you, But can you tell me why
that keeps happening like that?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, they all.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Want you to come back they all tell and I
never see these people again.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
That woman that gave me a massage is a fluke.
She's never there. They're not they don't do there. I
didn't say they're great at their jobs, but I mean,
I really don't understand. I do good things to people.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
So for those of you who are watching me and
they want bad things, jokes on you, because.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The bad thing is gonna come to you, sucker, I
am unfaced. I work too hard on protecting my piece.
You can't get the hell All right, Victoria, what's up
with you this week?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Well, guys, I'm learning a lot of life lessons, you know,
some that I have forgotten because I went out this
past weekend and I had a lot of fun this week.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And I'm not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I went out both nights this weekend, which has been
a minute.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But my body isn't what it used to be. And
if I'm being honest, I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I've been trying to change my diet a little bit,
just to eat better. But that also I forget sometimes,
like if you haven't eaten like my door the may,
it's not the best idea to like drink a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Of course, it's a great idea depending on how you
look at it. You see, takes your money on alcohol
because you get hammered super quick. Yeah, I just get
that buzz and then wood tastes so much.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Better because if you get hammered quick and you realize it.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I didn't realize it till it was too late.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
And let me tell you, it was a rough, rough one.
But the next day I got right back up.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
But I just kept doing it again and I felt amazing.
So point, Victoria, what was the lesson? Well, I guess
I never really learned it. Wilson was to drink less,
but that was there was no lesson learned. You just
wanted to say that you drank a bunch on the
horse and fit not having a dress of food. It was, Victoria,
proud to you.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Don't let any one take you down or anything inspire
me too.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Me too. Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby
stopping by a Gabby with some of you this week.
I'm pregnant, who I am for gone? I'm with child?
Oh my goodness, we all have a heart attack. Yeah.
I just have one thing to say.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Mutters out there, what the heck and heck is that
first trimester because I had no idea, girl, what I
was signing up for.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, you like it? I was dying. You know, everybody
I've known this pregnant. You get mixture views. Every once
in a while, I meet a woman who's like, it's
the most amazing thing ever, It's just beautiful. Yeah, almost
every woman I know goes it's I wanted out. Those
women are lying, you're lying.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Congratulations, and I are very excited. You have the cutest
little baby bump ever.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
That sounds so terrifying. Don't forget to tell us when
she moves because you know, and it's cool. Oh my bad. Congratulations,
that's dope. Bring that baby? Who baby? What's up with
you both? What's up with me is I'm just having
a lot of trouble getting motivated to do anything. Well,

(06:01):
you know, and it's mostly because of I don't know
if you guys have been paying attention to the three
I Atlas. What the interstellar intergalactic traveler that's coming to
bro Oh yeah, we're crazy our universe? What? Well, some
you know, there's scientists are saying it's a comet, but
it doesn't act and move like a comet. So there's
some scientists that are saying it might be an alien

(06:22):
mothership and it's supposed to make its closest pass by
Earth December nineteenth. Okay, are you feeling involved? Yeah, I'm
thinking it might be the mothership coming to pick me up,
and so like I really I like, honestly, I'll be
sitting down to work on something. I'm like, what is
the point I got this December nineteenth? Hey, I'm out
of here. Can you when they pick you up? Can

(06:42):
you see there's any like hot ones up there by
the way out? So I'm like, really legit having trouble
like even come in to work. I'm like, what, I
only got this like a more months and then everything's
over this three I this is gonna come take me.
We got a few more months. That means I got
a few more months to get like, yeah, I don't work. Yeah,
but see, I don't see a point in it anymore
because it's like in December nineteenth, when this thing passes

(07:03):
by Earth and swoops me up? Why why? Why would
I work hard right now and I just enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Still give yourself to the people that you know, have
you right now so we can remember you when.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're in times, you know what I mean, like no, no, no, no,
no no, and I'm super excited about it.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
No.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Did the Three Eyed Atlas tell you if it's swooping
just you or because it was on picking up other people?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure. You know, got different different, you know, Yeah,
I pick everybody else up, but me, I'm the one
person that is like, I'm ready to leave this planet. Man,
And like, man, you get to say everybody else is
coming with us, and then I'd be alone.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
You're the chosen one. I don't know if that's what
they would call that. Well, either way, if he gets
picked up, he's the chosen one. If he gets left,
he's the chosen one.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's a way. I'm just finding it hard to be
motivated to do anything because you're a chosen one. Yeah, yeah,
Or it's in times.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
You know, there's too many things I have been life
to do for it to be the end of times,
you know how mad and annoying I'm going to be.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's the end of time, not like kind of freeing
because I'm like, I had a lot of stuff that
I want to do too. Now I don't care at all. No,
now we do it. December nineteenth might be it. No,
he does know what I'm saying that we got we
got to just live. Yeah, but what like, yeah, live,
get back on the horse. Yeah, it's going to be

(08:25):
very disappointing if after December nineteenth the world doesn't end
because of it, because like I'm not paying bills, dude,
you're just running out of those like holiday presents and
stuff anything. Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
It is.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Right before I'd be like, hey, man, I didn't get
a gift because I figured the world was going to
end and then nothing happened. So thanks, I'd be like, hey,
can I get back into my house? I know you
were closed on it and stuff, but like I just
don't feel like Bill, you know, you spend all your money.
That's crazy. Anyway, do you need a hug? No, No,
he's pick totally good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just hoping it

(08:59):
doesn't come back to bite me. You know after December
nineteenth that I'm wrong. Then I'm like, man, I slacked
on everything and now I have to start over again. Anyway,
this is just double then's not everybody. It's another jubile
phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 8 (09:19):
Hello, Yo, Hi, this is Trevor calling from Auto Detail.
I was looking for Sydney.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
Yeah, this is her.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
I don't know if we're gonna be done detailing your
vehicle today, so we're gonna need it like a little
bit longer.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
Oh how much longer?

Speaker 8 (09:43):
Well, I don't know, because it kind of depends on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
So look.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
YouTube.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
Yeah, like if I can find the right tutorials on
YouTube to like you know, a symbol everything again and
then like hopefully by like tomorrow. But like I don't
know because I've already been searching hella, and I'm not
finding any videos that are like super helpful, you know.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
So you don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Well, uh, well I'm new, you know, so I just
started and this is like my first Auto Detail, so
like just trying to make sure that everything is right,
but like mostly it's just like assembling everything again. It's
kind of like becoming a challenge, you know. So like
I'm just seeing if I can find the right YouTube.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
Toots, YouTube tutorials.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
I mean yeah, like if you do you know, any
good YouTube toots out there for like putting engines back
together and stuff. My engine yeah, because like you signed up,
you know, you wanted like the engine to be clean too,
So like it was very easy to take it apart
and stuff, you know, but putting it back together is

(11:01):
like kind of challenging.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It is like a puzzle.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
But like you know, like I always thought I was
pretty good at puzzles because I play a lot of
puzzles with my grandma, But like it's kind of hard
to put it back together. So like I'm trying to
find the right YouTube.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
Dudes, you took apart my engine? What what the heck? Yeah,
that's not okay.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
Well, like because it said like engine cleaning, you know
what I mean. And then the events too, like there's
just a lot of pieces and I'm trying to figure
out how to put all this stuff back together.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Oh my gosh, what do you what do you mean
put everything back together? You're not even supposed to take
anything apart?

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Yeah, and then also like I think I like need
to figure out how to get another door.

Speaker 9 (11:55):
What do you mean another door?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (11:57):
So like I know that this might be like troublesome
to hear this part, but like I was trying to
clean the vents out and it said, like there's vents
in the door, So like I took the doors off too,
and then I think I accidentally put like one of
your doors on another car, and so now like I
have yeah, like I have your three of your doors,

(12:18):
but then I also have a random door for like
a Ford truck and it doesn't fit right?

Speaker 9 (12:25):
What do you realize how much that's gonna cost me
to get a random door? What do you mean how
did you even switch it with someone else's car door?

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Yeah, that's what I was. Well, I was able to
put like all the stuff back on the Ford truck
that I was like detailing, but like one door seemed
kind of wonky, and I guess I didn't realize it.
But also it was a different color, So like I
already painted your car the same color as the door
that I have, but then it like will fit?

Speaker 9 (12:57):
Oh my god, can you paint in my car?

Speaker 8 (13:01):
What the Yeah? But like it looks pretty good. Like
I did a good job because like we didn't have
auto paint, so I just went to the hard wor
store and I got some wood stained. But like it
works pretty good.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
You didn't even use auto paint.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
You used wood.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
I'm living work right now. I'm gonna come pick up
the car and I'll talk to your boss when I
get there and you're gonna get fired, and you know what,
your company it's gonna buy me a new car.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Well, in that case, I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
A what. Yeah, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend
set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke. He
said that he took your car and to be detailed
at a new place and he wanted to prank you.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Oh my god, I was literally picturing my car in
a million pieces. I'm so glad that this is a
prank call.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Wake up every morning, Jubile phone pranks. Don't forget after
every single phone prank. It's a free trip phone prank,
a chance, and you go to go to ACL the
Austin City Limits Music Festival. Just go to the jubileshow
dot com slash ACL right now and enter the keyword city.
That's city at the jubileshow dot com slash ACL. Good luck.
Now it's time for Nina's What's Trending.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
This first story is a PSA and it is all
about not sending money to an astronaut texting you from space,
saying that they need oxygen. Why not and please send
that money asap well from an astronaut texting you from space.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
People are following for that.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
This woman did and this hurts my heart because she's
in her eighties, this astronaut.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
So I know, this astronaut really prayed on a good soul.
Wait a, I don't know these astronauts up there at
the space station or just scamming people. Guys, my bad,
So like, yeah, that's what she's thinking.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
So somehow this person got a hold of this woman
in Japan and started texting her and was like, Hi,
I'm an astronaut, I'm in space right now.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And they're flirting.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
They're going back and forth, and after a few exchanges,
he says that he's under attack on his ship and
that he needs oxygen.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
This sounds kind of like a movie.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
And she he asked her to float him some money
so he could buy more oxygen so he could continue
to fight.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Looted him some money. How do you do that? And
she did.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
She sent him a million yen, which ends up being
six seven hundred bucks. But still that's all, I mean,
seven thousand dollars to send to somebody that allegedly needs oxygen.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
But my thing is I would fully believe it. But
where would he get you though?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Well part, I mean that sounds like kind of cute,
But where's an.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
America on another planet? Can you come to? Where was
he buying this oxygen from? I think this is like
a Star.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Wars situation where like we got multiple space ships up
in the air, like one of them happened to be
like a little store selling oxygen.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
No oxygen mark.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Note to scammers, if you'd like to pull this scam
on somebody, Victoria is letting you know right now.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
She would call for it. And for anybody in life
who's like a little scared to go after their dreams
and goals whatever they are, shoot your shot. Man. You
could text somebody and go, I'm an astronaut in space
and I'm in a fight right now and I'm losing oxygen.
Can you send me six grands? I can buy some oxygen.
And you're gonna find someone that will give you that
six grand. So you can always make anything come true
as long as you just keep shooting your shot.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
True.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Way on the good souls, the good humans that want
to just help you know.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
You truly can do whatever you put your mind to.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Just lift yourself up on the shoulders of the souls
that shine. Oh dang, that hurts my soul.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I mean if you believe that, though, don't you kind
of just deserve it?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I mean, I think this woman in particular is in
her eighties, and she's just like.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh no. But I mean there's a lot of people
in their eighties. If you say, hey, I'm from space
and I need oxygen, they'd be like, no, no way,
I know better than that.

Speaker 10 (16:55):
True.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Also, is no one else looking over her finances in
her eighties literally just.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Said you would help somebody get oxygen. I'm a good person.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
I want to make sure everyone can breathe.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay. I'm just also saying in her eighties, Yeah, yeah,
I don't know where. Yeah, who knows?

Speaker 12 (17:18):
Well?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I mean maybe she'd like to spend her money on
some new clothes too, did you guys hear? How do
we feel about Post Malone's new fashion collection? I'm sorry, Yes,
he has a new fashion collection called Austin Post Apparel.
He just debuted it earlier this week in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
No, he debuted it in Paris. What how does that
make sense fashion week or something.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
No, No, that literally makes I think I read Paris
now I'm rereading it really fast. Either way, he came
out with beer in his hand and somebody was riding
a horse, and actually it's pretty cute.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I looked at it.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's like country swag like this one like jean jacket
has Diesel stars on it, my little stars on it.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
If you're coming out with country swag, why do you
do that in Paris? Why is your Maybe it's not
always show in Paris, because Paris that's where you do it.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
If it's a country line, No, I think you know
enough where I thought you would do it, Like why
debut country fashion in Paris? That's actually the most fashion
thing you could probably do in the fashion world. Yeah,
except for the people that are going to be wearing
it are not going.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
To be country people, right right right, They're gonna be
fake country now Yeah, fake country boots fake or cowboy
boots make cowboys?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
How much stuff costs? Is it expensive? I didn't look
that up.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I started to look at his Instagram that had some
of the stuff on it, But no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
He had a ten gallon hat. How do you walk
around with that thing. That's what the standard cowboy hat?
Ten gallon? Yeah, I'm thinking water. I'm sorry, I don't
know what. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Man ten gallon sounds like a lot. That's him walking
around saying size matters.

Speaker 12 (18:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
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Speaker 1 (19:06):
Brayden is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Lizzie. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she
tells why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But first, Braiden, how long has it been
since you heard from Lizzie?

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (19:20):
So, I feel like it's been h five days?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Okay, okay, how many times have you reached out in
five days? A couple of time and nothing?

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Nothing, no, no response, no no like you know, dods
like you know the text like no nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Just wow? Okay, So why do you think you want
to get a hold of her? So bad? Was the
date great?

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I mean yeah I thought so.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
We went to this roofsop wine bar downtown with a
great view, you know, see the whole city skyline lit
up in light breathe. She told me she was an
amazing teacher, and I knew she loved Taylor Swift, so
I thought I'd be smooth and.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
The whole little Taylor lyric in there.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Like I said, I.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Don't know about you, but I was feeling in twenty two.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah like that.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
She laughed like smiled, But I thought I nailed it.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah after that, like it just it just I thought
I could click your extra section and the hands, light
touches on the back, rushing legs under the table. It was,
you know, it was super sensual but still innocent, you know,
like in its own way, she's only physical touches one
of her loving is. So I leaned in on that.
It felt a lexic.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Okay, was she leaning into the physical touch as well
or she was just receiving.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
It's so like she was leaning in too. Like she
made me feel out of ease.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Like I've been on dates where I feel like I'm
no one performing, But with Wizzy, it was like we
were in our own bubble. She's beautiful, Like I at
a moment where I was like, okay, you know this
is someone I could see myself with.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh wow, how did the day end between the two
of you.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
There's a moment when we were sitting close holding hands
and I went to reach for her hand under the table,
but I, let's just say, I miscalculated and I grabbed
between her legs.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
That could be any laughing.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's kind of funny but alarming as well.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
I felt awful. She jokes me, She's like, what are
you doing?

Speaker 11 (21:24):
And I was like, I immediately like go, I'm.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Said I'm sorry, like ten times.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
He was an accident.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
I told her it was an accident not ever recovered.
But maybe she thinks I.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Was trying to get fresh, like way too soon, and
I just swear it was so I felt awful. It
was not so great ending.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
To a great dat So it ended with the grab. Yeah,
that's probably the reason she's ghosting you for ending after that,
I think, what did she say she likes?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
And then come on, then it just kind of ended.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Oh no, Braiden, Yeah, you know, honestly, like one of
the textay center and dropped like a mother Taylor slipper
and some like.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
It's me, Hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
So and nothing nothing not even ha ha.

Speaker 12 (22:22):
Man.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song and come back and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
and if you're just joining us, Braiden is on the phone,

(22:45):
and Braiden is getting ghosted by Lizzie. So we're gonna
call her in a second and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But first, Braiden, why don't you break down
your situation and what happened on your date again real quick?

Speaker 6 (22:59):
Well? Will we?

Speaker 7 (23:00):
I said, We went to this rooftop wine bar downtown.
We were getting along really well. We were both you know,
extra like I said, extra affectionate with each other physical session.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
It was like a love language.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
But then I accidentally like reached for an area that
what wasn't supposed to and she didn't like that, and
I was like, really sorry, I do not need to
do that at all. Then after that, you know, just
the passion kind of fizzles towards the end. But I
just thought a great time before them connected with her.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, you don't want that to be the reason everything
before that goes away?

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yeah? I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right, here we go. I am hi man, speak
to Lizzie please.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
Hey, this is Lizzie.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Hi, Lizzie.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
This is a radio show and it's called the Jebel Show. Hi,
Lizzie Aminah in Victoria and my name is Jubell.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (24:09):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Okay, yes, yeah before Oh sweet? Hey, So what's up?
How are you doing? Doing good?

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Cool?

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (24:24):
So I imagine you're you're calling because I'm ghosting Braiden. Yes, yeah,
and I imagine Brayden is on the phone and you're
going to hear what I have to say.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, sure, you really know what's going on?

Speaker 12 (24:38):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (24:38):
Cool?

Speaker 12 (24:39):
Can we hold off on letting him join? I just
kind of want to give you my sure.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
First follow?

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Why are you coasting him?

Speaker 7 (24:50):
So?

Speaker 10 (24:50):
We had a very sweet day.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
It was fun.

Speaker 14 (24:53):
It was it was like it really couldn't have been
more perfect up until have you just kind of read
flag popped up? He just kept saying that he was
looking for the Taylor, he was his Travis, which seems
cute at first, but it really in the entire conversation,
the entire day, it.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Took over Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey references or you
guys are talking about them getting engaged the whole time.

Speaker 12 (25:19):
No, it was the references, like he knew so much
about Travis, about the super Bowl Championship.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
About.

Speaker 12 (25:26):
What had a leader he is, and then he was
basically saying that since I'm a music teacher, it's like
I'm halfway there to being his.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Taylor, Like, okay, cute is the athletic Travis.

Speaker 12 (25:43):
I mean, he was a very good looking guy, but
it was just way too much and I just don't
want to be a part of some sort of like
made up plan in his mind of some power couple. Yeah,
like even when I walked in, he made a reference
to a song like, oh I knew your trouble you
walked in, and.

Speaker 10 (26:03):
Even like you know we're on the rooftop. He thought
it was like a special moment to say something like
I'm feeling twenty.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Two as well, he said, you liked Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Do you like Taylor Swift?

Speaker 12 (26:18):
Well, yeah, I mean I think who doesn't like Taylor Swift.
I mean, it's exciting to think about like a partner
that might want to like listen to music with me
and things like that.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
But this can't be all that we talk about. And
it was just too much.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
So you're gonna bring him on now?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Huh yeah on the phone. I want to talk to
you or should we call him?

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I was.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Okay, well you hear me.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
All right, this was all meant to be romantic, like
we could have a business of great team like NFL
Star and Granny Winner Energy's like you got a dream
big okay, Righten.

Speaker 12 (26:58):
I teach middle well, choir, I'm not like a superstar,
you know.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah, well you know what every superstar starts in middle
school choir, Taylor probably saying hot cross buns once, too cool?

Speaker 12 (27:13):
Okay, Okay, that's about helping your case, Brandon.

Speaker 10 (27:17):
I think you have this idea in your mind.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Look, I mean, Lizzie, I don't want any bad love Besweena's.
I just feel like I'm just trying to like make this.
I felt like we had something real special here and
I feel like, you know, with your similarities with Taylor
and my similarities to TRAVI is I was just that's
just kind of how I was imagining it.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Ran.

Speaker 12 (27:40):
I don't really know how to say this nicely, but
I think it's great that you are so into Taylor
and you're sting to Travis and we have that in common.
But the level of the level of love you have
for them, like, I'm not there. It's just not where
I'm at. And Brandon, what similarities do you have Travis

(28:00):
exactly that I miss?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Like, with all the respect, whoa the thing is?

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Okay, maybe that'side from the fact that I played a
little football when I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
I think I'm in pretty good shafe.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
But also have you seen how much Travis loves Taylor
like he adores her? And I feel like I could
be like that too. I can mash that energy when
I love I love heart.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Know that.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Okay, Brandon, I don't really know how to move on
pret this conversation.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
It's just way over my head at this point.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Well, continue is like, I don't think you should run
for love, like I really believe in it. I really
believe in staying there. I don't think I'm just a
big believer of that, you know, like Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
Yeah, I mean, I love too, but this is just
not I don't know a nice way to put this,
but Brandon, this is weird. This is very very weird,
and somebody else might naturally weird, but I'm not.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I'm not matching you weird.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
That's okay, I mean, that's a fus I'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well, let's make sure on something here, Lizzie, would you
like to go on another day with Brandon? Will pay
for it?

Speaker 7 (29:24):
No?

Speaker 10 (29:24):
No, thank you for offering to cover the next date, Briton. Listen.

Speaker 12 (29:28):
I'm really sorry, and I'm sure there's somebody out there
that would be a really good match for you. Okay, Well,
I'm sure I'll find my tailor someday.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Idea, when I'm in a luxury suite with my future
tailor at the next tour, the next errors tour, just
know that it will be you.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
I'm waving at at the Jumbo Tron and now I'm
just like, wow, love.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
You.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Will first date follow up sign for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria.
Ramire is in a game of trivia for somber tickets.
So call right now. If you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what

(30:18):
it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I am feeling pretty somber today as well. I just
found so apparently we were sating ice cream, which I
knew that this was a bummer, but I didn't know
what day it was coming, and I was here pretty
late on Friday, And apparently it was sent on Friday,
but someone intercepted it and put it in someone else's office.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
So so is it probably melted then? Yeah? So now
not even good suit.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Now outside our studio sitting there and it's really in
boone ice cream.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I wanted it. I wanted it.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
You still try it?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, that's I'm going to open it now. We'll give
you five dollars. Try it five dollars, Yeah, hey man,
five dollars. Really close, all right? Versus Victoria is right
after this, It's the Jubile Show. I've got room for
one more if you still want to go to ask
but where did you find that?

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Some kid back in town. Trade the van for it.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog.

Speaker 11 (31:20):
You know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
I am totally reveal yourself.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for somber tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you versus Victoria. Tom. What's up?

Speaker 9 (31:44):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
How are you? I'm great? How are you wonderful? Thank
you for asking? Are you ready to go?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I am ready to go? Are you eating ice cream
for breakfast?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Sounds pretty ummy right now?

Speaker 7 (31:56):
I am ice cream, but I have had four cups
of coffee.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh you are ready to go? Definitely are figuratively and
literally probably because yeah, I mean, you know, get it ties,
you get things moving already for you. Impressive Tom. All right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving, Tom, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria

(32:21):
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, sounds great.
All right, here we go, Tom, Your time starts.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
What's the term for a planet outside of our solar system?

Speaker 11 (32:34):
Extra planet?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Which country was the Lord of the Rings movies filmed
in New There are two planets with no moons? Name
one of them. Which state has the largest Amish population?
What pop star was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus

(32:57):
before she changed her name.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, I got that. And we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting said settled and putting
her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Tom.
If you had to replace all cows with another animal
for milk, which animal would you choose? Interesting?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Uh, tanker, give me some fowls.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
That's a good answer, all right. For the logic, Victoria,
if you had to replace all cows with another animal
for milk, what would it be?

Speaker 13 (33:32):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (33:33):
Ooh ooh?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Like a bird, because then it can just fly to
your door. You don't have to know the story, go
get it, or you don't have to milk anything. It
just comes to you. A bird pooped on my car yesterday,
and that's all I'm thinking about. Why you gotta ruin
my animal? That's kind of what it looked like coming
right on something. Here we go thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when Esse
pass and you have to beat Tom outright to win,

(33:57):
and Tom you can tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 11 (34:00):
All right, Victoria, your time start?

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
What is the term for a planet outside of our
solar system? The an outside planet?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Which country was the Lord of the Rings movies filmed
in so Witzerland? There are two planets with no moons.
Name one of them uh Uranus. Which site has the
largest Amish population?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Said in a minute? I Ohio?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
What pop star was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus before.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
She changed her name Miley Cyrus. Okay, got that in?
Who was named Destiny? I guess? Send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby Victoria got too crass? Yeah
I did? Tom got three? Are you serious? Congratulations? Why
you did it? Four cups of coffee and Vitoria that's

(34:56):
why that's the We got somber tickets. Just you're playing to.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
All right?

Speaker 10 (35:02):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Answers Now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
An exoplanet is the term for a planet outside of
our solar system. New Zealand is the country where the
Lord of the Rings movies were filmed. There are two
planets with no moons, and they are Murcury and Venus.
The state with the largest Amish population is Ohio.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It is actually.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Keeps.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I say it enough, eventually you'll get it right. Yes,
that's true. I thought it was Pennsylvania too. I did
think it was Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
The pop star that was formerly known as Destiny Hope
Cyrus because that was her birth name, is Miley Ray Cyris.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Thank you. It's a Syrus that really gave it away.
Oh wait, I didn't win, dang it. Yeah, you still
didn't win.

Speaker 11 (35:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
We played your Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Remember.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
If you want to play, all you have to do
is d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jebilshow dot com and you could be the
next contestant on America's favorite trivia game. What are you
thinking about it?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
True?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
The moon things?

Speaker 11 (35:56):
What about it?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
If all the plants have moons? Do any of the
plants really not have moons? If all the plants actually
have moons. They kind of like, all are kind of
close to each other, so I think they can share.
There are two planets with no moons. Not like guys,
we can share our moon. Like, let's be nice. Earth
can share this moon with one of the two. You're
very sweet, so therefore we can all have moons. You

(36:17):
are a good share You always share yourself.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Look at that.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 11 (36:25):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Joel is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.
He's been together with his girlfriend Shae for two years,
but now he thinks that something might be going on.
So we'll see if we can help him out and
try to catch her if she is. Joel, sorry, you're
going through a man, But what's what's up? Why do
you think she's cheating on you?

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Something kind of.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Caught me off guard. I wonder if things are really
going as well as I thought they had been going.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay, Well, what happened?

Speaker 11 (36:53):
Well, she told me that she was a cat sitting
for one of her friends. And because her friends, yeah,
friend was going to be in Cabo for a couple
of weeks, so she'd go over there a couple of
times a day, you know, spend a little time at
the friend's house and then come home later. But uh,
the visit started getting like later and later into the night.

(37:16):
And at one point, yeah, she was gone for like
five hours and I asked her where she'd been, and
she just said she, you know, she fell asleep while
she was over there.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Repossible.

Speaker 11 (37:28):
Yeah, I mean, that's fine that that could happen. But
there were really like three things that kind of stuck
out to me about that One. It was like, one,
she wasn't dressed like she was going anywhere to take
care of a cat. You know, she wasn't like dressed
up for the club or anything. But it wasn't like
dressed up for mombing around her friend's house.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Like hair and makeup.

Speaker 11 (37:51):
Yeah, like she was good.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
And then number two, uh, there were there was no
cat hair on her at all, like she she claim
she you know, she was like a roller after she
was there, like before she left that she used a roller.
But I don't know, anytime I even go over to
someone's house with the cat, I find cat hair at
places I didn't even know that cat hair could be.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Okay, that's the least alarming so far. But let's hear
what the third reason is, because the makeup and hair
that is.

Speaker 11 (38:23):
Yeah, all right, So number three is I was I
was scrolling through instant and a story came up on
my feed of her friend that you know, supposedly went
to Cabo and that friend was very much at home.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh okay, buried the lead bro. Yeah that's a problem. Okay,
I feel like I said something.

Speaker 11 (38:48):
Uh, you know, I didn't say anything to the friend,
but I did ask you know, I asked say about it,
and she immediately got defensive and it was like an
old pig.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's a bad sign.

Speaker 11 (39:02):
And you know that she thought it was cute and
then she and she probably just like posted it while she.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Was in Cabo.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
So you're saying that your girlfriend said that that's an
old picture she posted. Yeah, I mean that's also possible.
Like I have people who do that, but I do too.
But when you're a lot of Cabo, what you want
to post is Cabo.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Yeah, I know, you do sound nervous, and I'm sorry
that it sounds so sketchy at the moment.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, I mean the fact she gets defensive when you
ask her to that's also a sign. Sometimes you know, well,
we'll see if we can help you out. You already
told us a grocery store she's a rewards member at
we'll play a song come back, and then call her
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that she's this month's lucky winter of free flowers from
our floral apartment, and we'll see if she sends those
to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right, To

(39:50):
Catch a Chetter is coming up next, ran in the
middle of to Catch a Teeter and if you're just
joining us. Joel is on the phone, and Joel thinks
that his girlfriend of two years named Shaye might be
eating on him. So we're about to call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store, that she's a
rewards card member, and say that she's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to Joel or to somebody else.

(40:10):
But first, Joel, why don't you kind of break down
your situation again real quick?

Speaker 11 (40:16):
Yeah, so's she was cat sitting for a friend, but
keeps like staying later and later and doesn't look like
she's going over to cat sit and she's never had
any cat hair on her. And when I was scrolling
through my install I saw a story by the friend
who she supposedly is cat sitting for, and that friend

(40:39):
was at home.

Speaker 10 (40:39):
With the cat.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Well, I don't like that. Hopefully, you know, hopefully she's not.
But if she's cheating, then hopefully we can catch us.
So at least, you know, are you ready for us
to call her?

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Yeah? Yeah, you know.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
If I'm wrong, I'll be happy. And if I'm not, then.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
You'll have Yeah. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
this is Corbett calling from SO. I was looking for
our Rewards card member name Shape.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Speak Hi Shape.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this month's winner.
Thank you so much for bringing U up to loyal customer.
We're all plaid before you here and everything. It's a
new thing we're doing. I don't maybe you haven't seen
the signs, but every single month we choose one Rewards
Card member who gets a free gift from us just
for being with our program.

Speaker 10 (41:42):
LA good to buy anything.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
No, there's no purchase at all. Nothing. It's literally just
our way of saying thank you for shopping with us.

Speaker 10 (41:49):
Okay, cute. What did I win this month?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It's free flowers delivered to anybody that you want from
our floral department, Absolutely free. You've won thirty six long
sim red roses of candy or chocolate and a card
to be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 10 (42:04):
Like that's pretty like really free too.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Absolutely free confirmation on everything. Like I said, it's just
our way of that's so cool giving back to you guys,
because you guys give so much dust, So thank you
very much.

Speaker 10 (42:18):
Okay, thinks yep.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
The first thing that I would need would be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card after that,
we'll get the address and we'll be all set up.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
Okay when they're going to Canny Cammy?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okay, And would you like a card included to Cammy?

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Do I like write it personally or do you guys
do that?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
We we it just has printing on it, you know.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
Well, okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
But I mean you can say whatever you want. You
can also you can use some emojis. We also have
that capability.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
So oh that's cute.

Speaker 10 (42:49):
Okay, Can I do thank you so much for covering
for me. It's been perfect. And you can put like
a couple of ours in there, and then you can
put like the little kitty cat smiling.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Emoji kitty cat. I think we yeah, we can do that.
We do have that one. That's one of the ones
we have so great. Yes, we can do that. Fabulous, Yeah,
no problem. And now I'll let you know that this
is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show, and we
actually have your boyfriend on the phone, Joel, and we

(43:22):
do a segment that's called to Catch a Cheater, and
that's where if you think your significant other might be
messing around, you see you they send flowers to.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
Joe. Why do you think I'm cheating?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I don't know, Joe, you do know? Tell her?

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Yeah, so the cat sitting thing, it, uh, you know,
with the late nights and the no cat hair on
you and all the and the pictures that Cammy who
sent the flowers to your post, is that, you know
very much look like she's at home and you know,
and the car that says that she was covering for you, well,

(44:03):
I was.

Speaker 10 (44:04):
Just getting her flowers. I don't really understand what's wrong
with that.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
What is she covering for?

Speaker 11 (44:08):
It really seems like something's going on, Like, what is
she covering for?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You?

Speaker 11 (44:15):
Just tell me what.

Speaker 10 (44:18):
I'm really sorry I did meet Himpan. Yeah, you're a
really good You're a really good guy. I'm really I'm
really really sorry. What you like that?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Cheating on him?

Speaker 10 (44:33):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Met some one.

Speaker 10 (44:36):
Kenny introduced us, and like it's just kind of a thing.
And I really I really really didn't mean to and
I feel like really bad person, and I'm really really sorry.

Speaker 11 (44:48):
You know, I've always I've always hated Camis. Never thought
I was getting enough for you, and uh, you know,
I'm not surprised about about that, but but you know,
you cheating on me after after everything that you made
me do. I mean, we've what we've done, clubbing until
all hours. I make sure you're safe while you're out

(45:09):
getting blasted. I held your hair multiple times while you're drunking,
you know, shooping everywhere and you and you know, and
you're just seating, you know, you're just in general messy
behavior and this is how you're right.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
Like, but here's the thing, right, you just want to
stay in everything, right, like you just just like beg
you do anything like I'm dropped. It's literally like the
pandemic never ended. And this guy is fun. He just
like LI likes to go out. He doesn't care that
I'm a mess or whatever you called me. He's like
really like, he's fun. He's a DJ at the club,

(45:45):
and he's like, instead of a chap, you're.

Speaker 11 (45:52):
Cheating on me with the DJ from one of the
clubs you go to.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
I mean, then I don't know what else you.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
You know what?

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Good block? I hope you holds your hair back while
he's you know, pushing the buttons so that the music plays.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
Dude, I felt bad, but do your thing?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Go off? Go on, Joel. She just hung up. Wow
it didn't sound like no, I tu.

Speaker 11 (46:30):
I feel better knowing, But wow, I did not expect.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Djebal shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
This math problem. It's a jewel show. What do you
get when you take one courtroom, add one ridiculously outspoken wrapper,
and add one live microphone recording at all? If you
answered hilarious audio that you don't want to miss hearing,
guess what, you're a mathematical genius and you're also in luck,
because that's exactly what happened. One of the world's biggest
celebrities was in court this week and it might have

(47:04):
been the performance of a lifetime. We'll play the audio
for you right after this. It's the Jubile Show. Cardi
B makes me a little jazz piano. It works, It

(47:25):
does work. What oh my gosh, that was so perfect.
What are we hearing? Well, that's exactly what the court
room and Los Angeles was asking itself this week because
Cardi B, if he didn't know, was on trial for assault.
She was cleared of all assault charges and the allegations

(47:48):
were in the twenty four million dollar dollars civil lawsuit
that was filed against her from a woman who claimed
that Cardi assaulted her. But that's not what's making headlines.
Was making headlines is Cardi B's performance during court, because
of course they were recording it all. That's amazing. And
we'll just go through some of the clips of Cardi
B so you can also enjoy the audio of Cardi

(48:08):
B in court. They asked Cardi B about if she
had called the girl fat or heavy? Was her answer?

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
She is like security heavy and she just looks a
little and she could protect a building.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
She said it as nice as she could security that
wasn't nice.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I could protect the building. And here's Cardi b talking
about her hair.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Which.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
They're wigs. She's like, you, stupid lawyer, they're wigs.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I would love to know what her thoughts on like,
because she has to be watching these videos out they're
happy popping up over so and so I'm curious what
she thinks when she goes back into.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
She try like, yeah, I killed it. I mean, she
she was found innocent and cleared of all the assault charges.
But you know, the judge and the prosecutor that was
against her had to be like, I have this in
the bag because he asked to you know, did you
call her fat?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
No?

Speaker 10 (49:16):
I was calling her.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's like she knew it was being recorded and gonna
go viral.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Well, I think that's also just like what she thinks
in her brain outside of the courthouse, and she remember
she just got not guilty for assault. Outside of the courthouse,
one of the paparazzi guys were like, hey, Cardi, how
do you think your new boyfriend feels about how Offsets
bragging about how he allegedly knocked you up Again, She
turns around and throws a.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Pen in his face like she's gonna fight it. She's
in corporate assault and then and then assault somebody after basic. Yeah,
she's like, don't disrespect meat.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
That's funny.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
Woman, when you're pregnant, I'm very dissable.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Woman.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
Tell you say a second.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
She was pregnant at the time of the assault. Apparently
any pregnant woman can now say you're disabled to park
wherever you want. Oh, the first thing. First, I want
to think my lawyers.

Speaker 12 (50:13):
I want to think the jurors.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I want to think the judge, and I want to
thank them. The respectful press, I really really appreciate that.
And I want to thank everybody at home supporting me.
That's right before she threw a pin person's face at
that moment. I want to think the respectful press except
for that guy. Yeah, I really want people to recognize you.

(50:35):
My You're not done.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
Not done.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I probably woke up a lot of reasons.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
It's very concerned.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Because I'm pregnant and this girl's about to find beat
my ass.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I mean to her, that lawyer was asking dumb questions
the entire time. She wasn't on trial for assault and
then assaulted the prosecutor for has a dumb questions. Absolutely,
she is like surely heavy. She just looks a little

(51:16):
and she could pre set the building the laugh at
the beginning.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
That really just got me because I would really also
hate to be the lawyer on the other side of
that case, because you know, every question you're asking she's creating,
not a joke, but like she's laughing at.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, so she thinks they're dumb questions.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
And I think this is part of the reason we
fell in love with Cardi in the first place, is
because she just doesn't have a filter.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
But she's telling her truth, her personal truth, at all times.
It's interesting how some people can get away with that
and some people can't, right, Yeah, Like Cardi B has
no filter. She's like on social media humping couches and
it's fine, you know what I mean, But certain people
do it and they like get canceled. Yeah you know, no,
I was calling her, why would you curse in court?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I thought that was like not But again, her truth,
her filter, it's just on a whole other level and
it worked for she shound innocent on all charges.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Sound innocent? Is she not charges? It's dismissed, don't forget
after every single phone prank. It's a free trip phone prank.
You're shot at a trip to go to the Austin
City Limits Music Festival. All you have to do is
go to the jebelshow dot com, slash a cl and
enter the keyword Austin. That's Austin at the jebelshow dot
com slash a cl. Good luck, It's time for Nina's

(52:29):
what's trending? Did you know? It's throw a baby puffin
off a cliff season in Iceland? Okay, something I don't
know about it. I like Ice. I like Iceland and
the people in Iceland. I've been there a few times.
They're dope. They're like they're weird and they love it.
You know, they know they're weird too, but they're like
a good weird. Oh we love weird. We love weird.
They puffing there too, and I've tried it and I
don't like it. It's so sad.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
They're so cute, so cute, and it's throw a baby
puffin off a cliffy now, which means you're saving the
baby puffin?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
How are you you're top? Because well happens.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
When the babies come out, when they emerge after being born.
They're supposed to go towards the water, but because of
the lights of the city, they get confused. So what
happens is each person that decides to participate and throw
a baby puffin off a cliff season, they have to
take ten baby puffins and then they wait until the morning,
and then they go and they toss them off this cliff,
and instinctually the baby puffin knows how to fly.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
That is not happen, that don't. Then the baby puffins
starts to fly and goes towards the water into the
right direction.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
But if they did not throw baby puffins off a
cliff for the season, then these little baby puffins would
lose it and go in the wrong direction.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Or they are sally sweet but or there'd be more live.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Baby puffins, because let's be honest, there has to be
a few. Like not bully there baby puffins. I'm telling
you about how they rescue the puffins. The headline was
hysterical and now you're taking it verbata. I'm taking it seriously.
This is a serious matter.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
The Bepoor babies are taking rescue teams and hundreds of
volunteers searched the towns each night during peak season, collecting
up to ten lost Puffins per person. The rescuers take
the birds home overnight and then bring them to the
south side of the island the next morning, where families
gather to throw the puffins high into the air above
the sea cliffs. Once airborne, the babies instinctively know how

(54:16):
to fly and head toward the ocean. You say save,
I say kidnapped. Thousands of Puffins are saved this way
each year. Where the mom puffins, mom and puffins. I
don't know how the puffins work, you know, sometimes the
moms just like disappear. I don't know what happens in
the puffin world. Probably at a restaurant in Iceland, probably.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
They do. They love puffin. It's a delicacy there. They
love puffin man, But it is I don't know. I've
tried it a few times. Each time I give it
a chance, and it's not. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I couldn't. I couldn't do it. But I really probably
throw a baby Puffin off a cliff.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
I mean, dously watch it fly. It's beautiful. What if
Homie does one off?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
He's the one out of the family that does not
fly that doesn't open his wings?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Are you identifying with this puffin?

Speaker 6 (55:02):
I think I am.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
That's hurting.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Became so personal to victory.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Was like when they tried to throw me off the cliff,
forced me to be an adult before I was ready.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
We didn't off my mom's bride. My wings didn't open.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
Year.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Do you want to No? I want to not be
thrown off a cliff. What I want here? You can
do this. I'll change the subject.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
The New York Times is asking everyone why bras are
showing again these days? Apparently we've been talking a lot
about the nineties. The nineties are trending in every way,
from fashion, to toys to you name it.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
It's happening.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
And back then, I guess we used to like let
our brasstraps show through our clothes, and that was normal.
I still think it's normal, But I guess Jennifer Anderston
is making it cool again, and so so much so
that The New York Times is asking why are everyone's
brasstraps showing these days?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Because I decided to wear a raw today, I'm sorry
it happened. The issue I know. I don't think this
is a conversations. Yeah, too. This is it's such a
big conversation.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
They brought it up in a news article saying, like
jah for innocents bringing back.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Love her showing the bra I think it's always just
been there, you know, when you wear the sea through
shirts with the same color bra. If you're doing that,
or if it's just a strap that's loose slides off,
I mean it happened.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
I have a question, And this question is from being
a dude, right sure, so I already don't understand being
a woman, you know what I mean? Okay, But if
I was a woman, and like you know, we had
fought really hard for people to you know, respect us
for our minds and everything else and stop paying attention
to just our bodies. Every time an article like this

(56:47):
comes out about showing a bra strap, I would feel
like it takes you back to the fifties or something
like why are we talking about brastraps? Can just broad
straps be a thing? And like don't have to worry
about if they're showing or not. Does that hit you
that way or no? Is it just me as a woman,
I'd be like a Karen.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I know that if I were the woman, I think
there's a lot of conversations about it, especially with over
sexualization of different people and things, and then you know,
being able to own your sexuality and make that a
powerful thing and you're right, versus being sexualized and then
being vilified.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I just feel like such an old conversation to have
about bra straps. If I was a woman, I wouldn't
wear one of those anyway. I sometimes have it, but
I've been hold out on it. Listen, if you can
rock it without it, bless you. I can't. It's not
to work.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
So because one's a little bit bigger than the other end,
they're a little bit larger, so I need the support.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
But everybody's different.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
So if you can rock it without it, and they're
just those little babies, conversation's dumb.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I don't want to have that. I'm just saying that
doesn't need to happen.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
You don't have a conversation about your bros. No, mine
is showing right now, Oh my gosh, what are we
gonna do? It's white, it is, thank you, it's nude.
Technically it's like I tried really hard to match. But
oh no, that's what's trending. That was dumb times does that.

Speaker 11 (58:01):
Mean jubiled dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (58:09):
Yes I do. Okay, So here's my dirty secret.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
I've been.

Speaker 13 (58:17):
I've actually been married for two years secretly. So my
husband and I got married like about six months into dating.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
We went to Vegas.

Speaker 13 (58:29):
We got hammered, and we literally woke up the next
morning when a marriage certificate on the nightstand, and we
were like pretty close to blacking out. But I do
remember kind of doing that. I remember Elvis. I remember
being like really excited, and so, you know, no shame whatever.
But the thing is, my parents have no idea.

Speaker 10 (58:52):
That's what my secret is.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
You got married and you didn't tell your parents. I
get that.

Speaker 13 (58:57):
My mom told me, told them, and it's been two year.
I keep having an interview him as my boyfriend, you know,
to the extended.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Family, what are you gonna do when like later on
they're kind of like, man, when is he gonna propose?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Like, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 13 (59:09):
Then I'm just gonna be like, I know, I've he's
really taking his time.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You just have a ceremony.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
It could be your guys's recommitment ceremony, and everybody else
thinks it's you're marriage true.

Speaker 12 (59:22):
We thought about that, We've thought about that.

Speaker 13 (59:25):
It's just like my parents think that I'm the perfect daughter,
and they gave my sister so much crap for being
married only a year and then getting divorced that, Like,
I just kind of wanted to keep my title as.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Like, so, do you love this guy? It wasn't an accident,
like getting married was a good thing.

Speaker 10 (59:43):
It ended up being a great thing.

Speaker 13 (59:44):
Yeah, still together and I love him and I definitely
would like want.

Speaker 10 (59:48):
To be married to him.

Speaker 13 (59:51):
I just still like it kind of like time got
away from me. I'm like, oh, we'll tell them eventually,
and then like now, it's just it's been too long,
and I'm just like, you know what, how about we
just keep this tour? Sof I was like only me, him,
God and Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Now, well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
Thank you, Hew?

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
What's up? As the ju will show a dirty little secret?

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
You have one?

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
Yes, I do. I this is very embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
But basically I was talking to.

Speaker 15 (01:00:24):
This girl I met online recently, and we were hitting
it off, and you know, we're starting to exchange selfies and.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Then it got a little sexier.

Speaker 6 (01:00:33):
But eventually she kind of asked to see a nude
picture of me, which I don't have.

Speaker 15 (01:00:40):
Anything wrong with that. You know, I'm very confident in myself.
But unfortunately I was simultaneously texting this girl around the
same time, I was also texting my grandmother.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
And I sent the nude to my grandma by mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
What did your grandma respond?

Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Well, she didn't respond for a little bit.

Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
At first, was like, oh my gosh, did I give
her a heart attack or something?

Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
But she I mean, I really try to correct this situation.
I was like, oh, no, this is I was actually
supposed to go to my personal trainer, Like that's that's really.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
With the whole with the whole show.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean my grandpa was confused.

Speaker 15 (01:01:24):
She was like, wow, I'm not really that's kind of
surprised me.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
But now she.

Speaker 15 (01:01:29):
Constantly asked me updates about my personal trainer or what
exercise has been.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Knowing she actually bought the excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
She probably did it. She's probably trolling you. Grandma. Can't
be that naive. It could be worse. She could have
responded with like, as nice as you haven't grown up
that much.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
She didn't send her own nude back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah, that would have been weirds really weird. Well, thanks
for your little secret.

Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
Thanks, I'm a good day.

Speaker 11 (01:01:59):
What's your dirty little secret.

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