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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news right here on The Jewel Show. You heard
it here. First, they've announced that the next iPhone will
be ten percent thinner. Oh, however, the new iPhone has
denied rumors that is taking ozimpic. We'll keep you updated
on the story. How easy it is to create a
news headline, and that's why every single week we bring
you the cleverly named segment real news or fake News,
(00:21):
where I read you a news headline that's gone viral
this week, and you have to see if you can
tell if it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed, and we'll go over
it next so you can test your skills. And it's
always a lot harder than it sounds, and it's always
a lot of fun. That's next. This is just in
the Jewel Show. The global cocaine business is booming. Sad news. Also,
(00:45):
Lindsay Lohan is making a Hollywood paycheck again any coincidence,
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It is great to create fake news. That's why every
single week we bring you the cleverly named segmental new
news or fake news, where I read you a news
story that's gone viral this week, and you have to
see if you can tell whether it's a real one
or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your
first story for real news or fake news? Is this
a real news story or a fake one that went
(01:13):
viral on the internets? Dec swissconsin man revived by Applebee's
whole lot of bacon burger. Woah to see Stwisconsin man
revived by Appleby's whole lot of baconberger. Here's the story.
A forty five year old man from Wisconsin was in
court this week after he faked his own death. He
abandoned his wife and three kids and fled the country
(01:35):
to go be with his mistress in Eastern Europe. No
Wisconsinian Ryan Bargwart made it look like he drowned while
kayaking last August, and they never found his body. He
went to a He went out on the lake in
his kayak, then paddled an inflatable raft ashore, rode about
seventy miles on an e bike, took a bus to Detroit,
(01:57):
let into Toronto, and then hops hung three flights to Paris,
Asia and then to Eastern Europe.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It turned out he'd been talking to a woman from
Uzbekistan that he'd met online a few months earlier. What
Cops eventually found out that he'd gotten a new passport,
taken out a three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
life insurance policy, and reversed his vasectomy so he could
start a new family in Uzbekistan with his lava. What
(02:25):
This guy did a lot of work, Yes, he did.
They finally tracked him down when he actually called his
wife and came clean and added that he wanted to
come home because there's no Applebee's in Uzbekistan and he
can't go another day without a whole lot of bacon
burder aliva ball and begged to come home. Wisconsin doesn't
(02:48):
have a specific charge for faking your own death, but
he's facing up to nine months in jail. Yeah, and
agreed to a plea deal that lowered it to just
forty five days. What but the judge rejected that and
almost doubled it, So he's getting about eighty nine days
in jail again, that's it. Yeah, And he had to
pay thirty thousand dollars to cover the costs of the
search and rescue. He said that he deeply regrets his
(03:11):
actions and that he caused all the pain that he
might have caused his wife, his family, and his friends.
Oh yeah, I've taken him back. Does it say his
wife of twenty two twenty two years filed for divorce
two days after he got back. And it's not clear
if his mistress is still in the picture or if
he ever got his whole lot of bacon burger. But yeah,
I hate this guy. Is this a real story or
(03:34):
a fake news story that people actually believe? Nina?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
This has gotta be real and I hate this guy.
What you cannot fake your own death and get away
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Eighty nine days in jail is not enough. Imagine the
wife too. He calls and he's like, maybe I fake
my own death, and she thinks it's going to be
like I love you and I want to come home.
He's just like, I just want to go home and
have an Applebee's burger. They don't have Applebee's in his
Mecca stage. What about your kids? What about your kid? Victoria?
Do you think this is a real news story or
a fake has to be fake? Like that can't actually
(04:07):
be red. This is a real news story that actually happened.
Yet I hate this. Watch them get an Applebe's endorsement
and when it gets.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Out, how it can change your life.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's real news or fake news? A segment where I
read a news story from the week it's gone viral.
You have to tell me if it's a real one
that people read or or a fake one that people
actually believed and started sharing like crazy on the Internet.
I'm mad. Here's another headline for real news or fake news.
Captain Claus Seafood shack Sue's open AI for two billion
dollars after AI mishap. Captain Clause Seafood shack Sue's open
(04:41):
AI for two billion dollars after AI mishap. Here's the
story out of Springfield, Ohio. What started as a quiet
Tuesday morning at Captain Claus Seafood Chaff turned it into
absolute bedlam after an AI tool allegedly told thousands of
people online that the restaurant was offering all you can
eat lobster buffet for a dollar oo. By noon, traffic
(05:04):
was backed up for three miles. Oh Customers showed up
dragging coolers inflatable kiddie pools, and even live nets were
demanding unlimited lobster and bargain basement prices. This is in
springfel Ohio. Captain Class seafood check. Okay, I decided to
picture it with the three and the pools and yeah.
Somebody said it was like Black Friday but for crustaceans. Hey,
(05:27):
I've lose my mind over some crab. I kind of
get it. One man in scuba gear showed up and
tried to climb into one of the lobster tanks. Bro
and the chaos escalated when the AI generated promotion went
viral online and people were sharing it like crazy, saying
head to Captain Class seafood Shack to get all you
can eat lobster for a dollar, dude. Within hours, police
(05:48):
were called to break up fights over imaginary lobster rolls,
and one ball reportedly started when a customer shouted, I
was promised scallops the size of Frisbees, So whatever AI
was saying, people thought that they were gonna get huge
Frisbee sized scallops as well.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
By the end of the day, the restaurant had run
out of chairs, napkins, and patients and estimated damages and
tens of thousands of dollars. Said it was like a
looting scene and it's a disaster movie and now they're
suing open ai JATGPT creators for two billion dollars. Wow.
Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I think it's real, But the fake part is the
two billion dollars. I feel like that's too much.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You can't pick both. You got to pick one or
the other. Real or fake?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well fake initially because of what the headline is, the
suing the two billion, I think that part is fake.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I do believe people pulled up with the creatable you
can need lobster for a dollar? Yeah, I mean I
think I would pull up frisbee sized scallops. Absolutely, I'd
be too scared.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Lots of reals.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, Victoria, you think it's a real or fake story?
I think it's real. I think people would pull up.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I'd be a little suspicious and a little like frisbee size,
Like that's a little scary.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You don't know if that exists, but that counts sounds
well when you fact check the story. Nina's right, it
is real, but the two billion dollars lawsuit is fake.
They're not suing open Ai. They were just very upset
that AI and chat GPT created some sort of weird
all you can eat lobster, but fey for a dollar
for them. Yeah, tons of people show. So basically what
you're saying is I'm a genius. Apparently the guy in
(07:19):
the scuba mask trying to get into the lobster tank
was a real part of the shoulder that the people
are insane. It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Hello, this is Larisa.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
How can I help you today?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, hi Larissa, my name is Pete Eakins. We haven't
met yet, but i'm calling from corporate HR. How you
doing today? Oh how are you? I'm fine, I'm wonderful.
Thank you very much for asking. Listen, you got a moment,
got to speak to you about something.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh, I got a second.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You've got a lot of complaints about your workplace behavior,
and we need to have a serious talk.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The right person.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, I'm just messing with you. That was a That
was a little bit of an HR joke. Yeah, no
complaints about your workplace behavior. But I am calling today
because noticed a little something on your file. Uh. So
you have not taken any of your personal time off
this year?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, I haven't, and you've been working me to death.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, you've been working hard, and uh just have to
let you know the company policy change is going into
effect at the end of the week, so you need
to take all your vacation days by the end of
the week or you're gonna lose them all.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, I can't take my vacation days. I don't want
to take it. Then I take it at a certain
time of the year.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Right, yes, so the Christmas you know, right, yeah, so
you will not have any vacation days after the end
of this week. You know, reset after the first of
the year. So if you want to take a couple
of days off here and try to get in as
much as you can, you're welcome to. But other than that,
you're not gonna be able to take any time off
(09:08):
after that until after the first of the year.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, you sent me no notice I got did you
send a notice to do we have a meeting about this?
I mean this is you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Know, you got a foul change people just went into effect. Actually,
so yeah, so if you can take you know, those
two weeks in the next few days.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Good, No, you're not going to tell me what to take. Yeah,
I'm trying to tell you. You have to give me notice.
You need to go back and read the handbook. You
need to give me notice first. That's how it work.
Do you understand that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm sorry, you know what? To be transparent, I wasn't
listened to a single word you said. What was that?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You're not paid? I'm talking to you and you're not
paying attention to me? Excuse me? Or am I hearing
this right?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah? No, just kind of.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Were at work or what are we at work?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well? Yes? And what you don't have to be though,
because technically you could take time off right now if
you if you if you want.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
To, I'm gonna take a long time off of you
can's messing with me? Mm hmm, now play with me?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Mm hmm. Okay, So I'm guessing you're not gonna no,
don't do that.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
All hard sending me.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm gonna call hr for harassment. This is harassment at
this point. This is harassment.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay. So I'm guessing you're not a fan of the
new vacation day policy where you're gonna lose all your
vacation days if you don't take it by the end
of the week.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I'm not only a fan of that, I'm not a
fan of you, and I'm gonna write your give me
your full name again, please, Pep, I'm going over your head.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Gosh, I just don't know. I don't know if I
should bring up the next thing to you because it
sounds a little bit upset. But I do have to
let you know about the fifteen dollars fee.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
The fifteen dollars peaceful?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What Yes, every single paycheck now will have a processing
fee for the direct deposit of fifteen dollars, So there'll
be fifteen dollars automatically taken out of your paycheck for
the processing fees. Just to make you aware of that.
That's a new thing we're just put into fact.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Why do I work out a job and I gotta
pay you now? How does that workout?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You know it's not paying you?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Mm hm.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
What's your name again? Give me your name one more time?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Peak right?
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Name?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Pete Eakins?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So Pete Eakins or Pete Eakins?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What are the actual name Pete Ekins.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Peter Peterkin, Peedickin, Petegins, Peterkins.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yes, it sounds like you said me.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Ain't nobody on earth got that name?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hey, Larissa, this is actually Dubel from the Jewbel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your co Stacey
set you up. It's a joke. She said that your
company has been putting in some weird changes and she
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I'm going to get her back. I'm gonna get you. Bet.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
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It's time for Nina's What's trending? Power Paul Powerball Jackpot.
(12:40):
I forgot how it? No, no, no, you still can.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I totally forgot to go buy these tickets, like at
this point, there's no reason not to because there are
random millionaires popping up. Some people want two million dollars,
some people want a million dollars. Meanwhile, there's one point
seven billion dollars up grabs on Saturdays drawing, which is there.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You go, you'll get by then again all reminds you
and so then when you win you share, Yeah, for sure,
and then I.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Will sweet, Yeah, I'll take you to dinner or something. Meanwhile,
they are breaking a record. Saturday's drawing will be the
forty second since the powerball jackpot was last one, So
that's forty two drawings. The last record was forty one
before they got a winner. So now there's the biggest
one ever, then the third biggest one ever. But it's
(13:29):
taken forty two times before they get a winner, So
we'll see if takes a jackpot winner again on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What does the number start off at? Like one dollar
one hundred dollars? I think it's in the millions, is yeah,
I think it's in the millions. I don't really know
how it works.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, at one point seven billion dollars, that's like an
over six hundred million dollar payout.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The billion just kind of sounds like a fake word.
So don't know how to feel about that. That's not
helping your case.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
If you ever think you're going to be a billionaire,
I mean, own that that number and own that feeling
and be like that is real and it is in
my reality.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
If I have that much money, I would be like, oh,
actually a fake person, right, now I don't know how
to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I mean, that's real too. I have no desire to
be a billionaire. That's too much responsibility. Oh millionaire, yes,
say the billion hire now now okay, well here this
fits your desire. TikTok's new super viral trend is the
Great lock In. The Great lock In is basically a
New Year's resolution, except for that you now have what
like one hundred and something days left of the year.
(14:27):
So the Great lock In is mentally locking in to
become that millionaire or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It is, whatever you want to be. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And so there's actually a group that you can join
that is called the Great lock In, which people are
starting to join. This really started to pick up steam
a couple of weeks ago. And the reason why they're
joining the group is because now it's accountability and there's
all these strangers that are doing the Great lock into
and now your community and you're so.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Crashing your goals by the end of the year, is
what they're trying to do. Like I want to be
a real boy. Yeah, you just focus on that until
the end of the year and hopefully you make it exactly.
That's the Great lockhand that years Yes, I don't want
to be a real boy. Can you wear that little
outfit too? Like, do you have a famous name?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Do you know anybody that has like a famous person's name,
Because there's a guy named Mark Zuckerberg who's actually suing
Meta now because his Facebook has been repeatedly shut down
because they were claiming that he was trying to impersonate the.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Founder Mark Zuckerbird. But that's actually his name. Really, yeah,
I don't know, you got to say exact name? Is
a famous person like that?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
When I was in high school, there was a girl
that went to school with me. Her name is Britney Spears.
So then like when Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Came out, I was like, wait, do you have a
double life? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was crazy and she's like, it's not me. I
was like, oh, bummer, I almost knew a famous person.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm sure there's Anna Montana out there too, somewhere, like yeah,
because her parents grew up. But that is what's trending.
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show,
Justine is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her husband Paul for four years,
but now she thinks that something might be going on,
(16:14):
so we'll see if we can help her out. Just see,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think Paul's cheating?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
I mean, she's just kind of acting really strange.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
She's been, you know, outly kind of cold to me,
not very affectionate. Anytime that I try to be intimate
with him, he's like pushing.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Me away, and that's really not normal.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
And it was just so sudden that I just there
wasn't anything that happened that would want that type of behavior.
So I'm just a little bit thrown off, and I
just feel like this could be the most likely situation
because it just doesn't feel like him anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Have you tried to, like, I don't know, sneak in
there a little bit, try to lighten him up and
you know, try to initiate things and see if he, like,
is he receptive. Have you talked to him, like anything
to try to help it.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
I've tried.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
I've tried talking to him, I've tried being affectionate with him.
I've tried, you know, just asking for communication, and you've
just been.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Very like Stone. Well, so even the other night, I
bought something tast.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Be aware when he came home from work, and he
literally barely even looked at me and walked.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Right past him and said he was tired.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh, I'm so sorry that one hurts, And that just
happened all of a sudden. Has he ever been that way? Never? Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So outside of just kind of acting different towards you, like,
do you feel like he's talking to different people, like
anything else weird that's happening, that kind of gives you
an idea of like who it could be.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I mean, I've seen him a little bit more secretive
withut his phone, and you know, I've just I think
I maybe saw like something that testmoutically pulled his phone
away really quick when he got a message.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
So I've helped some suspicions.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
But you know, I mean just at this point, like I.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Just have this weird gut feeling, and usually that's that's right,
Sure what's going on?
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Also the other day.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
He was in the bathroom and I could tell he
was watching something and when I asked him of audio,
it's super defensive, almost like really angry at me, And
they told me, don't worry about it's not my business,
and I'm like, wait.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Whoa like a social media media video or like a video?
Speaker 8 (18:19):
I mean it sounded like a little intimate for something online.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
It was not super loud, so I couldn't really hear
too clearly. But I don't know. It's such a good reaction.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Or maybe video chatting with somebody that would.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Be that would be bold, but I guess that's possible too.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I'm so sorry this doesn't sound very good. All Right, well,
we'll try to figure it out for you. You already told
us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I appreciate, and I'm just really sure.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Of something's going on.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
I'm just grateful to at least get this screwed up.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, we'll try to figure it out for you right
after this. It's a jubal show. If you're just joining us,
for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Justine is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband, Paul of four years,
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department.
(19:28):
And we'll see if he sends those flowers to his wife,
Justine or to somebody else. But before we do that, Justine,
why don't you tell us about your situation again real quick?
Speaker 9 (19:36):
So, I mean, right now, I'm just really unsure as
far as his behaviors. He's been opting very cold, very distant,
not receptive to like intimacy, and I have just seen
his behavior shift, like with his stone. I just keep
seeing him being more secretive, just a lot of things
(19:56):
that just don't really feel feel right. So whenever I
try to the Internet with him, he just pushes me away.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
He like completely stonewalls me and just asked.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
I keeps going a bead, but he just seems aggressive
and frustrated.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
He doesn't seem like him.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, You're ready for us to call him and see.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
I's ready as we'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Hello, hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Paul.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
This is Jim.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Hey Paul, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I do shop with you guys
pretty often.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, we know and we've noticed, and thank you sweet.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
I'm a winner win well.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Every single month, I don't know if you know this
or not, we choose one Rewards card member who gets
a free gift from us, and this month it's free
flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've won thirty six
longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Oh wow, that's all right, that's all pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, thank you very much for shopping with us. And
it's very simple. First thing I would need to be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything you want to
put on a card, and then the address and that's it.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Okay, Well I want to send them to my wife Justine.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is there anything you want to put on a card
to just Sine?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, okay, well then definitely put this.
Speaker 11 (21:36):
I know what you've been doing, and then you can
three dot it if you want to lipsies or whatever.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
But yeah, just keep it at that.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I know what you Okay, great? Oh man, In my
job sometimes you want to ask questions, but you just don't.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
We we have a couple of conversations. We need none
of my business. Yeah, yeah, Hey, Paul, I do have
to let you know that this is actually a radio show. Yeah,
I am Nina him. Make sure my name is Jubell.
How are you? It's called a Jubil Show, and we
do a segment that's called to Ketch a Cheeta where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to. And that's what
(22:14):
this is. Your wife Justine is actually on the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
What Yeah, I'm on this what I don't even know
what to say.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
I'm here?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Why am I on here?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
I mean you've been acting super strange lately. I've just
had a really weird feeling that you were just seen
somebody else. I mean, it's pretty normal. It's on the
behaviors that you're showing. You've basically not given me any attention.
You've not spoken to me, You've been ignoring.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Me, pushing me away. Like what am I supposed to think?
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Yeah, I have been a little distant or whatever because
I'm this, I'm curious. Actually, I'm definitely not cheating on you.
I'm just very angry. This upset. I don't know, keep
adding different words, but it's just the same meeting. I
am furious right now. I honestly can't even believe that
(23:06):
you have the audacity accuse me of cheating when you've
been doing exactly what you've been doing.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
What?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
What are you talking about? Exactly?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
Yeah, Well, one of my friends just sent me a
link to dot com.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
You want to explain that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Whoa, what is that? Justine?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Of course she's gonna say, because she's been recording us
being intimated or whatever and then selling it to online content.
Oh yeah, well, Ed h sent me a link a
couple of weeks ago. I was surprised to see my
face and everything else about me as well.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Uh so, Yeah, that's not true at all. You knew
when I was explaining her videos.
Speaker 11 (23:54):
Okay, I'm aware that I was filming them, you know,
because you know every what's a lout flex for the camera.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
But I didn't.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
I'm not aware of the fact that you were, uh,
you know, sell them without my permission?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
That was for us, Paul.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Why didn't you say anything sooner?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I honestly didn't know how to bring this up. I
was honestly shocked. I mean I didn't expect my friend
to send me a link with me.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
How do you explain this to someone?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I don't know. How did my get on this website?
Where's the money?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Bit like, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Why have you been selling our videos online? I mean
it looks good. I mean, why not making money all
his own? It looks great?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Are you No?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
I didn't care?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
What about this has not been clear that I'm I'm
very upset about this.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
I mean, you had created confident in the video.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Are you more mad that she didn't ask your permission
or that it happened at all?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Yeah, that she didn't ask my permission, because, like you
got to everything is a flip of a script.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
If I did the same.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Thing to her, then I would be villainized and everything
like that. It's all about boundaries, man, and just communication.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She's imadin that I'm not.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Communicating, but she already did this without my permission.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I mean, also, you're my wife. We share finances, like
you know. I mean, at one point you would think
that you would come.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
To me like, hey, maybe I want to start telling
poor videos of us.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Okay, I mean, I guess that's a good point.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
I mean, I was just gonna get slash money for
your birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's kind of sweet and trying to get extra money
for your birthday.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah, she's putting on the charm right now.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm mad, babe.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I mean, come on, you can When when were.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
You going to tell me?
Speaker 11 (25:49):
Were you not ever going to tell me?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I'm going to tell you ask her your birthday.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Trip after I asked where you got the money for
the strip?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
No, we was gonna come up.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
When it came up, You're going to tell him?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Were you justine?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
No?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
I probably wasn't, But I'm sorry. I really hope you
can three of me. I mean, I love you.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I mean, I'm glad that just came to air that
you you.
Speaker 11 (26:17):
Know that I'm not cheating on you, and I know
what's going on here. I mean, I guess the only
thing we could do now is is maybe make more content.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So you're in now invest in that lighting the Jewel
shows to catch a cheater? Am I some sort of
a mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Not even I didn't say that. It was like, why
am I even listening to to begin with?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
You're virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
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Speaker 1 (27:47):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
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Don't you.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
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Speaker 1 (27:52):
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Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
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Speaker 11 (28:06):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Guys? I'm good, awesome? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
How's your day been, Sarah? I am have good breakfast?
Any coffee anything else?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Oh not yet? I'm just excited.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well good, okay, it's great for me. No, are we
gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Sarah,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to be
you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, she's outside,
the door is closed, and here we go, Sarah. Your
time starts now. In which country did the Olympic Games originate?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Greed?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Which state had the first US civilian ambulance service.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Maryland?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
What do the stripes on the US flag represent.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
H the.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Which mammal has no stomach, no teeth, sweats milk and
lays eggs. What does a male penguin often gift its
female counterparts to win er over?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Ooh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio now. Well,
Victoria is getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff.
Here's a question for you, Sarah. What fruit do you
think makes the best fashion accessory? And why?
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Oo ooh, I'm gonna go with grapes because you could
string them on a necklace.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh that's a good point, all right, Victoria, what fruit
do you think makes the best fashion.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Accessory and why well, I recently learned what a banana
hammock is, so banana was the first thought that came
to my head. But I got like a strawberry, Like
a strawberry hat would be really cute too, or like
a peach peach hat or a peach cushion.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I feel like your head isn't a very specific lace
if it comes to fruit.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What are you doing them? They're so good?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Name?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right? Here we go thirty seconds ans. There's many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Sarah outright to win,
and Sarah you can tell Victoria win to go?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Okay, ready, set go?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
In Which country did the Olympic Games originate? Ooh, I
know the answer?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Hum, I don't know if we're past yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That Which state had the first US civilian ambulance service?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Ohio?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What do the stripes on the US flag represent?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh? The colonies?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
The thirteen colonies of which mammal has no stomach, no teeth,
sweats milk, and lays.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Eggs broa what oh ostridge?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
What does a male penguin often give its female counterparts
to win her over mating coal.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Okay, send over to the scoreboard. And so you guys
did with our bard our social media producer Gabby Victoria
got too correct, Sarah, Oh, Sarah, that's the time if
you win, congratulations you did, it'd be Victoria, you got
sawmer tickets. And I want to know what sweat's milk?
I know, right, Let's get the answers now with Nina.
(31:18):
Greece is where the Olympic Games originated.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah? Interesting? Ohio is the state the first US civilian ambulance.
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The stripes on the US flag do represent the original
thirteen colonies?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Platypus is the.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Mammal that that makes no stomach, no teeth, sweats milk, and.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
LaGG Platypus is just a weird animal that makes total sense.
I should have known right away. What's most what's milk?
Doesn't have a stomach either? Huh? I guess not four teeth?
She got this one right, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I used to watch Me and ferb and a male
penguin gives it's female counterpart a pebble. It's called pebbling.
You know what modern day pebbling is? I don't know
when people send memes.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's a pebbling. Yeah for it. It's like pebbling.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Because penguins give a pebble to the penguin that they like,
they keep bringing her her pebbles, and so now when whoever,
if you're sending just a meme, not saying anything, just
sending memes back and forth, it's like pebbling.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You like them, yeah, but you're not really like telling
them with words. You're just like, here's a meme, pebble. Yeah,
I'm thinking about you. Here's your pebble. It's a meme.
Oh I don't like that, Sarah, thank you for playing
it happening. Yeah, we play you versary story the same
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Speaker 2 (32:41):
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Speaker 1 (32:47):
Emma is on the phone today for our first a
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Kyle.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it tells why he's ghostinger and maybe get her
another day. But first Emma, how long has it been
since you heard from Kyle.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Gosh?
Speaker 10 (33:00):
I want to say it's been about like three weeks.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Three or four weeks.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh yeah, long? Why do you want to get a
hold of him?
Speaker 10 (33:10):
Okay, I mean, if I can be totally honest, it's
because I know it's kind of cheasy to say because
it was just one date, but I really felt like
there was a connection, Like I really feel like there
was something there. Yeah yeah, I mean the date went
so well, and you know, we did like a whole
escape room thing, which I thought would be pretty fun.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Yeah yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Love solving puzzles, and you know, it seemed like we
were both really working well together. You know, I was
kind of the brain. He was kind of like the
muscle moving stuff around, helping us, you know, shall clues,
and it just felt like, I don't know, it almost
didn't even feel like it was a first date. We
you know, even let so much time pass that it
(33:56):
was like past dinner time and we hadn't ate anything yet,
so then we decided to like stop and get somebody
to eat.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
It was so casual.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
I am.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
I'm very much a person who kind of overthinks on
the first daid and I get very nervous usually, but
I didn't feel anything like that with Kyle. I feel
like he was also kind of feeling the vibe too,
and the way he was looking at me and talking
to me and telling me things. Yeah, I just I
(34:27):
felt so safe and comfortable.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
And it's always so hard to know that you feel
that way, and it's kind of like it's impossible that
the other person didn't feel something right, Like don't you
always feel that way exactly?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yeah, what could have.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Been the reason why he's disappeared now?
Speaker 10 (34:44):
If it was that intense, I've really been trying to
pin this down, and I mean, I'm not totally sure,
but the only thing that I can kind of think
of is that I can sometimes get a little bit
into the games, like I do get competitive to a
certain point. But I did tell him this in advance,
(35:05):
and I tried to kind of just brush it off
in more of like a flirtatious way, Like there was
one puzzle that he just wasn't getting, Like it was,
you know, like a word clue thing, and it was
so obvious to me and he just wasn't getting it,
and I just joked with him. I was like, well,
(35:26):
you're lucky, you're so pretty, you know, like, well, okay,
I didn't say that, but and it's my own fault,
like I know, I probably could have done better about that,
but that's the only thing that I can think of.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
It end with him.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
I mean, I thought it ended so well. We didn't
like fully confirm going on a second day, but we
both said the whole like, oh, you know, like I
had a great time. I'd like to do it again sometime.
And we both said that at the end, and we
exchanged you know, like we still had you know, our
phone numbers and stuff. And then I tried to text
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him the next day and I didn't hear anything. And
then I tried again, you know, a couple of days later,
and then nothing. And I did try again, you know
a few more times, but I haven't.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Yeah, I will say, if there's one thing I normally
hear on all these it said after every single time
they go on a first date, they everyone says like, oh, Mars,
like we should this again some time.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
We're like, yeah, that's polite.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I think it's honestly just a polite thing people say
because I've said it before, knowing.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That I was like, huh, so, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
It sucks because you, like you thought it was a
really great date, and you in your head is like, oh,
he wants to go see me again.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
But at the same time, he could just be doing
it to be polite. Well that's heartbreaking, that's said.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's like, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and
then call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting you and maybe get to another date.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
Okay, all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right, yeah, first thing, follow up. Right in the
middle of today's first day follow up, and if you're
just joining us, Emma is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by Kyle. So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her another date. But first, Emma, why
don't you break down your date for us on war time.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Yeah, Kyle and I went out a few weeks ago.
We had a great first date. We did an escape room,
we had you know, dinner afterwards. It felt like we
were both on the same page. We were vibing, we
were laughing, we were having fun, and we both said
that we were wanting to see each other again. But
then I never heard.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Back from him.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
All right, well you did kind of imply that he
wasn't yeah the smartest, So yeah, there was that.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, Well you're ready for us to see if
we can figure it out.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Hey is Kyle, Kyle?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
The Jebel Show. Hi, Kyle. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and I'm Jebel. How's it going?
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Hey, guys, it's going, it's going.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
It's going pretty good. How's it going, guys?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Good for asking? Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Well, we do a segment on the show called the
First eight follow Up. So if you go out on
a date with somebody and you ghost them, they can
email us to call you and figure out why you're
ghosting them. So we got an email about you from somebody, Kyle,
that's why we're calling.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Uh huh, Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think I think
I've been familiar with it. Let me guess he's been
texting me a ton. No surprises on this is it? Emma?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yes it is, Emma. Do you have time to tell
us why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Uh? Yeah, I guess. Look, I mean look, I mean
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I mean, the day was really fun.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I thought it was I thought it was a good time.
I mean, she was really really gorgeous here. I think
she means, well, I'm just kind of I don't know,
I'm bump because I mean I was pretty attracted to her.
I was like really feeling something with her, and uh,
it turns out, I don't know, it's kind of crazy,
but she's like a this is a pretty specific kind
of girl, and it just kind of rubs me the
(39:29):
wrong way, sort of right.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
So after our.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Date, she she sends me, she sends me a Venmo
request for half of our Uber rides. People that send
like Venmo requests without like a heads up, that's like
a different kind of passive aggressive. And this is where
an uber ride that was like twenty five bucks, So
like I paid it and I just kind of checked
out with her.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (39:50):
Wait, wait a minute, sorry, did that's the reason why
you ghosted me?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Hey, Kyle, that's she's on the phone and wants to
talk to you. By the way.
Speaker 10 (39:57):
Uh yeah, I could jump in like it was your
you're you ghost in me over twelve dollars and fifty cents?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Did you send them more?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
I mean I did.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It's like yell like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Sorry, I didn't even I don't even really like a
big thing or anything like that. Yeah, it just it's
just it's still kind of weird, dude, I don't know,
but you.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
Made it a big thing like it's it was a
twenty five dollars ride, like I was. I just supposed
to just not like just deal with it like it
was a first date. I feel like that's just a
very common expense expectancy to like split things.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Did you guys split everything else on the date?
Speaker 8 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:39):
My thing is this is my thing, though, was so
to me, this has like nothing to do with like
the money, Like I don't care about this split in
the money, the fees, the twenty five dollars, but I
don't even care about that. To me is like this
is a communication thing. You kind of know what I
mean by that. So it's like we hadn't even had
our first post first date conversation before you're like sending.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
Me these venmo requests without.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Like hitting me up about like or even just texting
me or even just like talking to me. It felt like,
I don't know that could be like our future, right,
it's just passive aggressive comments, actions and stuff like that.
I really, I just I can't really handle that. I'm
kind of good. I'm an adult and I appreciate straightforward communications,
just to be honest about it.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
So would you have rather her text you and be like, hey,
do you mind if I send you a Venmo request
for the uber?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I'd like, would that have solved the issue for you?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
I don't know, because like I would have rather heard.
I guess in my head I kind of want her
to have just dropped it.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
At least in two.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
We're having like regular conversations for a little while, and
then it's like, hey, you want to send me some
money for that uber?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Right?
Speaker 10 (41:48):
You just said that the money. You just said the
money wasn't an issue, but now you're saying it is
an issue. Because I mean, I think like everything all
I did was sent a request. I didn't demand it
from you. I was and you could have just texted
me and said, hey, what's up with the Venmo request?
You didn't respond to me at all. How is that
(42:09):
an adult, mature thing?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
I mean, even if you would have demanded it from me,
that would have been more straightforward communications. But I feel
like I would have preferred that even over Like, I
just don't like the passive aggressive venmost thing dude, like
this is it's like a type of person that communicates
and operates through the VENMO transactions like that, And it's
not me. I'm just not I'm not into it.
Speaker 7 (42:31):
It's a turn off em.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
But do you think you're a passive aggressive person in general?
Speaker 10 (42:36):
No, No, I'm definitely not. I don't know what kind
of specific person you're like looking for in terms of
wanting something like that. But you could have also just
communicated that that was an issue, Like you're boasting about
being a mature adult and communication is important to you.
But you did the exact opposite of what you just said.
(42:58):
So I'm looking for somebody who can act they follow
through with their own principles.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
I needed to send a them request, like to someone
after a date, all out of the loop. I just
think it's kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
In this economy.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
How is that weird?
Speaker 5 (43:12):
If you're if you're if you need the money or whatever.
I guess I get that or whatever, but it's for me.
It's a turn off. I'm sorry about it.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
It just is what it is.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
You said that you would have rather bring it up later,
but I feel like it could have been more awkward
if she would have brought it up later and randomly.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Well, okay, how about we try this right?
Speaker 11 (43:30):
Like, why don't you tell me how much your time
was worth for the date and I'll reimburse you for it?
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (43:40):
No, you know I don't enough money, you know, I
just I mean, if you want to pay me, like,
you know, give me one hundred and fifty bucks. But
to be honest, I don't think you can even afford that.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Oh okay, all right, I'm a venue. Will use three hundred.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Right now just to show you I can afford.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Hey, Kyle, would you like to go on another day
with Emma? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
I'm thinking about it. I think I'm good.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Emma. You didn't get a second date, but hey you got.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
When.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
In my book Jubile's First Day follow up, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Jewell? Can you do a good
impersonation of Little John? Don't do it?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
This very second, I just want to give you the
headline headline, and I just need like.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
What, Okay, you try what? Yeah? Yeah that's okay. No, no,
I can't do it. Do it anyways, just because wait,
can I do that? I need to?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Little John just took home third place and the Men's
Physique Masters at the Vessel Beach Championship.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
In a kay. Yeah, I can't do it. I can't
do it. I used to my grandpa. I knew. Yeah, no,
I can't do it. I think I used to be
able to do it at some point. You know, but
if you don't practice that stuff, enough goes away. Yeah,
I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
So I'm sure that you didn't really think there would
ever be a need to be Little John again.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
But really good for him. I know he's ripped now.
You guys remember a little John.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
No, I have no idea, like he's a producer, artists.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Okay, he got all into meditation and he released a
meditation album too, a little meditation retreating everything else that's dope,
you know.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Well, so he's doing meditation, he's lifting weights, and he's
placing third and the first time ever out at the
Muscle Beach Championship.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
And our Hi.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I just wanted to bring that up because I just thought,
you know, it's so great. You're never too it's never
too late to change your lifestyle. He's fifty three, which
is still actually quite young, but yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, he is ripped.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
And all I heard when I read that headline what okay? Anyway,
the muscle Beach contest. Uh huh, Muscle Beach Championship. I
didn't even know that existed either, but I feel like
it'd be something fun to watch. There's a new theory
out there when it comes to day, and it's called
the date them till you hate.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Them theory and then just breaking up with them when
you don't like to get.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Actually, I kind of hate this theory, and I'll explain
why in a minute. But this woman has gone viral
and other people are taking it seriously. And she said
that she stayed with someone until she hated him, and
that way, when the breakup happened, it made it easier
for her to walk away.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Huh, because she hated him.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
And she said, the catches, you've got to let them
disrespect you. Oh okay, You've got to let them disrespect
you so much that you no longer want to associate
with them at all, and then that way, by the
time you break up with each other.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
It's so just have a super toxic relationship for like
a long time until you just can't take it anymore.
Uh huh, and then when you leave, it's easy to
miss them. M That sounds very unhealthy. It sounds unhealthy too.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
But I don't know about you, but I have this
hard time sometimes processing, Like if you're with someone for years, right,
and then all of a sudden they just disappear or you.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Hate them, doesn't that feel like a waste?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I don't want to ever hate the people less they
really did me dirty, and that's a different story.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, you want to at least think that that time
was spent for a reason. Yeah. I feel like you
got to look at it as you learn some sort
of lesson, some sort of valuable lesson for sure about
yourself or about the other people in your life that
you should have in your life, or something like that.
For sure, you learned something about somebody that you now hate,
so the next person you will like, not bake somebody
that has that quality, so you don't hate them in
(47:23):
the future.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I don't know, because with this theory, It kind of
sounds like this girl's going to keep doing this that way.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Whatever. It ends like she's purposely trying to hate people
so that, yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Lets them disrespect her so much that she just doesn't
want to associate with me.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
No, I don't. That just doesn't sound like the right
thing to do. How would you find love that way?
Every single man is just going to disrespect you so
that one day don't.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Worry to break it's easier, there's I mean, but that's
not good either, because that means you jump right back
in before you're even ready, and you're just ready to
hate again. Yeah, you're just sad so many things, but
you gotta be sad to crack open to see where
the life. No one likes me sad, nobody likes it,
but we're strength built.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I've had a lot of breakups badness, you know, and
most of them were very not very functional relationships. But
I've had two that where the breakup was like good, healthy,
actual normal breakup. You know, the relationship just didn't really work.
It is a different feeling when it's like good and
you know you have to leave somebody, you know what
I mean. It is a weird feeling. It sucks. Really yeah,
(48:25):
it ends up being nice though, because you guys can
be cool with each.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Other after well, it just feels like, you know, I
don't hate them, You're growing. You learned what you like,
what you don't like. I mean, breakup suck, hurt right sucks.
But just this one, I wouldn't do it. That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I would not do that straight.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. I
do have a dirty little secret? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 9 (48:51):
So?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
I quit my job? Oh? Nice? Not necessarily. Yeah, I
have not told my fiance that was a dirty little secret. Yikes.
So the last I guess last week.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
For five days, I've been acting like I'm going to work.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
So I get up, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed,
and then just go to the bar, go to the gym,
just kind of hang out. Why haven't you told her
this is going to be pissed?
Speaker 5 (49:26):
So that's the main reason.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Oh yeah, Well, let me ask you those questions. Do
you have the decent savings? Were you thinking ahead when
you decided to make that call? Can you still pay
for the wedding?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Okay? One question, Well, you lose your home.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
I mean ish.
Speaker 11 (49:42):
It was a heat of the moment saying like my
job sucked, I hated my boss.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
It was just it sucked. So I just quit on.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
The spot and didn't really think it through.
Speaker 11 (49:51):
So yeah, I've been covering my end of the bills
here this week with savings.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
But yeah, eventually she's gonna realize there's no paycheck going into.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Mike he So you're gonna have to tell her at
some point, I.
Speaker 12 (50:04):
Am, But pay day wouldn't be for like another Friday,
so I have, I guess a few more days.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
She's gonna be so mad at you. She's gonna be
more mad that you didn't tell her. But that's okay. Yeah,
she's like, legit, gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Well, she's gonna be mad because you didn't give her
an opportunity to be supportive of you.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Not so much about the money yet money Also, yeah,
you don't know her. She's gonna be pissed.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
About the money.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Well, thanks for telling us, you dirty little secret? Thank you? Hey,
what's up is the juwbill shows? Dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 5 (50:33):
You have one?
Speaker 7 (50:35):
I do?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 4 (50:38):
It is bad?
Speaker 12 (50:41):
I had a friend from when I was a teenager.
He was gay, and she had a mini fridge in
his room and his sister got into that mini fridge
and ate his cucumber.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Okayake, is that like like like a did he use
the cucumber for stuff?
Speaker 4 (51:04):
He did promise not to tell anyone. I have never
told anyone.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh no, whoa, Yeah it was.
Speaker 7 (51:26):
It was funny. It was definitely something.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
And I still see her every day and I'm.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Just like, Hi, you ate the cut number. Did you
watch her eat the cucumber? Oh?
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Please?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
No?
Speaker 7 (51:38):
He told me she ate it after he used it.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
No, and so I was like.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
You want to.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
I guess she just wanted to keep using it.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I must have been disappointing for him.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
You know.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
I'm sure there's more at the store.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
He should have got another.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
One, say go by new ones you know. Oh wow,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, you made me promise not to teller right now.
Speaker 9 (52:06):
It's just like, okay, I won't.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Well, thank you for telling us, appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Oh my gosh, I have a good day. Thank you
for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
What's your dirty little secret?
Breaking news right here on The Jewel Show. You heard
it here. First, they've announced that the next iPhone will
be ten percent thinner. Oh, however, the new iPhone has
denied rumors that is taking ozimpic. We'll keep you updated
on the story. How easy it is to create a
news headline, and that's why every single week we bring
you the cleverly named segment real news or fake News,
(00:21):
where I read you a news headline that's gone viral
this week, and you have to see if you can
tell if it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed, and we'll go over
it next so you can test your skills. And it's
always a lot harder than it sounds, and it's always
a lot of fun. That's next. This is just in
the Jewel Show. The global cocaine business is booming. Sad news. Also,
(00:45):
Lindsay Lohan is making a Hollywood paycheck again any coincidence,
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It is great to create fake news. That's why every
single week we bring you the cleverly named segmental new
news or fake news, where I read you a news
story that's gone viral this week, and you have to
see if you can tell whether it's a real one
or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your
first story for real news or fake news? Is this
a real news story or a fake one that went
(01:13):
viral on the internets? Dec swissconsin man revived by Applebee's
whole lot of bacon burger. Woah to see Stwisconsin man
revived by Appleby's whole lot of baconberger. Here's the story.
A forty five year old man from Wisconsin was in
court this week after he faked his own death. He
abandoned his wife and three kids and fled the country
(01:35):
to go be with his mistress in Eastern Europe. No
Wisconsinian Ryan Bargwart made it look like he drowned while
kayaking last August, and they never found his body. He
went to a He went out on the lake in
his kayak, then paddled an inflatable raft ashore, rode about
seventy miles on an e bike, took a bus to Detroit,
(01:57):
let into Toronto, and then hops hung three flights to Paris,
Asia and then to Eastern Europe.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It turned out he'd been talking to a woman from
Uzbekistan that he'd met online a few months earlier. What
Cops eventually found out that he'd gotten a new passport,
taken out a three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
life insurance policy, and reversed his vasectomy so he could
start a new family in Uzbekistan with his lava. What
(02:25):
This guy did a lot of work, Yes, he did.
They finally tracked him down when he actually called his
wife and came clean and added that he wanted to
come home because there's no Applebee's in Uzbekistan and he
can't go another day without a whole lot of bacon
burder aliva ball and begged to come home. Wisconsin doesn't
(02:48):
have a specific charge for faking your own death, but
he's facing up to nine months in jail. Yeah, and
agreed to a plea deal that lowered it to just
forty five days. What but the judge rejected that and
almost doubled it, So he's getting about eighty nine days
in jail again, that's it. Yeah, And he had to
pay thirty thousand dollars to cover the costs of the
search and rescue. He said that he deeply regrets his
(03:11):
actions and that he caused all the pain that he
might have caused his wife, his family, and his friends.
Oh yeah, I've taken him back. Does it say his
wife of twenty two twenty two years filed for divorce
two days after he got back. And it's not clear
if his mistress is still in the picture or if
he ever got his whole lot of bacon burger. But yeah,
I hate this guy. Is this a real story or
(03:34):
a fake news story that people actually believe? Nina?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
This has gotta be real and I hate this guy.
What you cannot fake your own death and get away
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Eighty nine days in jail is not enough. Imagine the
wife too. He calls and he's like, maybe I fake
my own death, and she thinks it's going to be
like I love you and I want to come home.
He's just like, I just want to go home and
have an Applebee's burger. They don't have Applebee's in his
Mecca stage. What about your kids? What about your kid? Victoria?
Do you think this is a real news story or
a fake has to be fake? Like that can't actually
(04:07):
be red. This is a real news story that actually happened.
Yet I hate this. Watch them get an Applebe's endorsement
and when it gets.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Out, how it can change your life.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's real news or fake news? A segment where I
read a news story from the week it's gone viral.
You have to tell me if it's a real one
that people read or or a fake one that people
actually believed and started sharing like crazy on the Internet.
I'm mad. Here's another headline for real news or fake news.
Captain Claus Seafood shack Sue's open AI for two billion
dollars after AI mishap. Captain Clause Seafood shack Sue's open
(04:41):
AI for two billion dollars after AI mishap. Here's the
story out of Springfield, Ohio. What started as a quiet
Tuesday morning at Captain Claus Seafood Chaff turned it into
absolute bedlam after an AI tool allegedly told thousands of
people online that the restaurant was offering all you can
eat lobster buffet for a dollar oo. By noon, traffic
(05:04):
was backed up for three miles. Oh Customers showed up
dragging coolers inflatable kiddie pools, and even live nets were
demanding unlimited lobster and bargain basement prices. This is in
springfel Ohio. Captain Class seafood check. Okay, I decided to
picture it with the three and the pools and yeah.
Somebody said it was like Black Friday but for crustaceans. Hey,
(05:27):
I've lose my mind over some crab. I kind of
get it. One man in scuba gear showed up and
tried to climb into one of the lobster tanks. Bro
and the chaos escalated when the AI generated promotion went
viral online and people were sharing it like crazy, saying
head to Captain Class seafood Shack to get all you
can eat lobster for a dollar, dude. Within hours, police
(05:48):
were called to break up fights over imaginary lobster rolls,
and one ball reportedly started when a customer shouted, I
was promised scallops the size of Frisbees, So whatever AI
was saying, people thought that they were gonna get huge
Frisbee sized scallops as well.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
By the end of the day, the restaurant had run
out of chairs, napkins, and patients and estimated damages and
tens of thousands of dollars. Said it was like a
looting scene and it's a disaster movie and now they're
suing open ai JATGPT creators for two billion dollars. Wow.
Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I think it's real, But the fake part is the
two billion dollars. I feel like that's too much.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You can't pick both. You got to pick one or
the other. Real or fake?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well fake initially because of what the headline is, the
suing the two billion, I think that part is fake.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I do believe people pulled up with the creatable you
can need lobster for a dollar? Yeah, I mean I
think I would pull up frisbee sized scallops. Absolutely, I'd
be too scared.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Lots of reals.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, Victoria, you think it's a real or fake story?
I think it's real. I think people would pull up.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I'd be a little suspicious and a little like frisbee size,
Like that's a little scary.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You don't know if that exists, but that counts sounds
well when you fact check the story. Nina's right, it
is real, but the two billion dollars lawsuit is fake.
They're not suing open Ai. They were just very upset
that AI and chat GPT created some sort of weird
all you can eat lobster, but fey for a dollar
for them. Yeah, tons of people show. So basically what
you're saying is I'm a genius. Apparently the guy in
(07:19):
the scuba mask trying to get into the lobster tank
was a real part of the shoulder that the people
are insane. It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Hello, this is Larisa.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
How can I help you today?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, hi Larissa, my name is Pete Eakins. We haven't
met yet, but i'm calling from corporate HR. How you
doing today? Oh how are you? I'm fine, I'm wonderful.
Thank you very much for asking. Listen, you got a moment,
got to speak to you about something.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh, I got a second.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You've got a lot of complaints about your workplace behavior,
and we need to have a serious talk.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The right person.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, I'm just messing with you. That was a That
was a little bit of an HR joke. Yeah, no
complaints about your workplace behavior. But I am calling today
because noticed a little something on your file. Uh. So
you have not taken any of your personal time off
this year?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, I haven't, and you've been working me to death.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, you've been working hard, and uh just have to
let you know the company policy change is going into
effect at the end of the week, so you need
to take all your vacation days by the end of
the week or you're gonna lose them all.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, I can't take my vacation days. I don't want
to take it. Then I take it at a certain
time of the year.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Right, yes, so the Christmas you know, right, yeah, so
you will not have any vacation days after the end
of this week. You know, reset after the first of
the year. So if you want to take a couple
of days off here and try to get in as
much as you can, you're welcome to. But other than that,
you're not gonna be able to take any time off
(09:08):
after that until after the first of the year.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, you sent me no notice I got did you
send a notice to do we have a meeting about this?
I mean this is you.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Know, you got a foul change people just went into effect. Actually,
so yeah, so if you can take you know, those
two weeks in the next few days.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Good, No, you're not going to tell me what to take. Yeah,
I'm trying to tell you. You have to give me notice.
You need to go back and read the handbook. You
need to give me notice first. That's how it work.
Do you understand that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm sorry, you know what? To be transparent, I wasn't
listened to a single word you said. What was that?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You're not paid? I'm talking to you and you're not
paying attention to me? Excuse me? Or am I hearing
this right?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah? No, just kind of.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Were at work or what are we at work?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well? Yes? And what you don't have to be though,
because technically you could take time off right now if
you if you if you want.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
To, I'm gonna take a long time off of you
can's messing with me? Mm hmm, now play with me?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Mm hmm. Okay, So I'm guessing you're not gonna no,
don't do that.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
All hard sending me.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm gonna call hr for harassment. This is harassment at
this point. This is harassment.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay. So I'm guessing you're not a fan of the
new vacation day policy where you're gonna lose all your
vacation days if you don't take it by the end
of the week.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I'm not only a fan of that, I'm not a
fan of you, and I'm gonna write your give me
your full name again, please, Pep, I'm going over your head.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Gosh, I just don't know. I don't know if I
should bring up the next thing to you because it
sounds a little bit upset. But I do have to
let you know about the fifteen dollars fee.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
The fifteen dollars peaceful?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What Yes, every single paycheck now will have a processing
fee for the direct deposit of fifteen dollars, So there'll
be fifteen dollars automatically taken out of your paycheck for
the processing fees. Just to make you aware of that.
That's a new thing we're just put into fact.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Why do I work out a job and I gotta
pay you now? How does that workout?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You know it's not paying you?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Mm hm.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
What's your name again? Give me your name one more time?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Peak right?
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Name?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Pete Eakins?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So Pete Eakins or Pete Eakins?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What are the actual name Pete Ekins.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Peter Peterkin, Peedickin, Petegins, Peterkins.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yes, it sounds like you said me.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Ain't nobody on earth got that name?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hey, Larissa, this is actually Dubel from the Jewbel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your co Stacey
set you up. It's a joke. She said that your
company has been putting in some weird changes and she
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I'm going to get her back. I'm gonna get you. Bet.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
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It's time for Nina's What's trending? Power Paul Powerball Jackpot.
(12:40):
I forgot how it? No, no, no, you still can.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I totally forgot to go buy these tickets, like at
this point, there's no reason not to because there are
random millionaires popping up. Some people want two million dollars,
some people want a million dollars. Meanwhile, there's one point
seven billion dollars up grabs on Saturdays drawing, which is there.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You go, you'll get by then again all reminds you
and so then when you win you share, Yeah, for sure,
and then I.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Will sweet, Yeah, I'll take you to dinner or something. Meanwhile,
they are breaking a record. Saturday's drawing will be the
forty second since the powerball jackpot was last one, So
that's forty two drawings. The last record was forty one
before they got a winner. So now there's the biggest
one ever, then the third biggest one ever. But it's
(13:29):
taken forty two times before they get a winner, So
we'll see if takes a jackpot winner again on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What does the number start off at? Like one dollar
one hundred dollars? I think it's in the millions, is yeah,
I think it's in the millions. I don't really know
how it works.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, at one point seven billion dollars, that's like an
over six hundred million dollar payout.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The billion just kind of sounds like a fake word.
So don't know how to feel about that. That's not
helping your case.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
If you ever think you're going to be a billionaire,
I mean, own that that number and own that feeling
and be like that is real and it is in
my reality.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
If I have that much money, I would be like, oh,
actually a fake person, right, now I don't know how
to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I mean, that's real too. I have no desire to
be a billionaire. That's too much responsibility. Oh millionaire, yes,
say the billion hire now now okay, well here this
fits your desire. TikTok's new super viral trend is the
Great lock In. The Great lock In is basically a
New Year's resolution, except for that you now have what
like one hundred and something days left of the year.
(14:27):
So the Great lock In is mentally locking in to
become that millionaire or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It is, whatever you want to be. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And so there's actually a group that you can join
that is called the Great lock In, which people are
starting to join. This really started to pick up steam
a couple of weeks ago. And the reason why they're
joining the group is because now it's accountability and there's
all these strangers that are doing the Great lock into
and now your community and you're so.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Crashing your goals by the end of the year, is
what they're trying to do. Like I want to be
a real boy. Yeah, you just focus on that until
the end of the year and hopefully you make it exactly.
That's the Great lockhand that years Yes, I don't want
to be a real boy. Can you wear that little
outfit too? Like, do you have a famous name?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Do you know anybody that has like a famous person's name,
Because there's a guy named Mark Zuckerberg who's actually suing
Meta now because his Facebook has been repeatedly shut down
because they were claiming that he was trying to impersonate the.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Founder Mark Zuckerbird. But that's actually his name. Really, yeah,
I don't know, you got to say exact name? Is
a famous person like that?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
When I was in high school, there was a girl
that went to school with me. Her name is Britney Spears.
So then like when Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Came out, I was like, wait, do you have a
double life? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was crazy and she's like, it's not me. I
was like, oh, bummer, I almost knew a famous person.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm sure there's Anna Montana out there too, somewhere, like yeah,
because her parents grew up. But that is what's trending.
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show,
Justine is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her husband Paul for four years,
but now she thinks that something might be going on,
(16:14):
so we'll see if we can help her out. Just see,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think Paul's cheating?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
I mean, she's just kind of acting really strange.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
She's been, you know, outly kind of cold to me,
not very affectionate. Anytime that I try to be intimate
with him, he's like pushing.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Me away, and that's really not normal.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
And it was just so sudden that I just there
wasn't anything that happened that would want that type of behavior.
So I'm just a little bit thrown off, and I
just feel like this could be the most likely situation
because it just doesn't feel like him anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Have you tried to, like, I don't know, sneak in
there a little bit, try to lighten him up and
you know, try to initiate things and see if he, like,
is he receptive. Have you talked to him, like anything
to try to help it.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
I've tried.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
I've tried talking to him, I've tried being affectionate with him.
I've tried, you know, just asking for communication, and you've
just been.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Very like Stone. Well, so even the other night, I
bought something tast.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Be aware when he came home from work, and he
literally barely even looked at me and walked.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Right past him and said he was tired.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh, I'm so sorry that one hurts, And that just
happened all of a sudden. Has he ever been that way? Never? Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So outside of just kind of acting different towards you, like,
do you feel like he's talking to different people, like
anything else weird that's happening, that kind of gives you
an idea of like who it could be.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I mean, I've seen him a little bit more secretive
withut his phone, and you know, I've just I think
I maybe saw like something that testmoutically pulled his phone
away really quick when he got a message.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
So I've helped some suspicions.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
But you know, I mean just at this point, like I.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Just have this weird gut feeling, and usually that's that's right,
Sure what's going on?
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Also the other day.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
He was in the bathroom and I could tell he
was watching something and when I asked him of audio,
it's super defensive, almost like really angry at me, And
they told me, don't worry about it's not my business,
and I'm like, wait.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Whoa like a social media media video or like a video?
Speaker 8 (18:19):
I mean it sounded like a little intimate for something online.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
It was not super loud, so I couldn't really hear
too clearly. But I don't know. It's such a good reaction.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Or maybe video chatting with somebody that would.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Be that would be bold, but I guess that's possible too.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I'm so sorry this doesn't sound very good. All Right, well,
we'll try to figure it out for you. You already told
us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I appreciate, and I'm just really sure.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Of something's going on.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
I'm just grateful to at least get this screwed up.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, we'll try to figure it out for you right
after this. It's a jubal show. If you're just joining us,
for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Justine is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband, Paul of four years,
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department.
(19:28):
And we'll see if he sends those flowers to his wife,
Justine or to somebody else. But before we do that, Justine,
why don't you tell us about your situation again real quick?
Speaker 9 (19:36):
So, I mean, right now, I'm just really unsure as
far as his behaviors. He's been opting very cold, very distant,
not receptive to like intimacy, and I have just seen
his behavior shift, like with his stone. I just keep
seeing him being more secretive, just a lot of things
(19:56):
that just don't really feel feel right. So whenever I
try to the Internet with him, he just pushes me away.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
He like completely stonewalls me and just asked.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
I keeps going a bead, but he just seems aggressive
and frustrated.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
He doesn't seem like him.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, You're ready for us to call him and see.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
I's ready as we'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Hello, hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Paul.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
This is Jim.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Hey Paul, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I do shop with you guys
pretty often.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, we know and we've noticed, and thank you sweet.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
I'm a winner win well.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Every single month, I don't know if you know this
or not, we choose one Rewards card member who gets
a free gift from us, and this month it's free
flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've won thirty six
longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Oh wow, that's all right, that's all pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, thank you very much for shopping with us. And
it's very simple. First thing I would need to be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything you want to
put on a card, and then the address and that's it.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Okay, Well I want to send them to my wife Justine.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is there anything you want to put on a card
to just Sine?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, okay, well then definitely put this.
Speaker 11 (21:36):
I know what you've been doing, and then you can
three dot it if you want to lipsies or whatever.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
But yeah, just keep it at that.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I know what you Okay, great? Oh man, In my
job sometimes you want to ask questions, but you just don't.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
We we have a couple of conversations. We need none
of my business. Yeah, yeah, Hey, Paul, I do have
to let you know that this is actually a radio show. Yeah,
I am Nina him. Make sure my name is Jubell.
How are you? It's called a Jubil Show, and we
do a segment that's called to Ketch a Cheeta where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to. And that's what
(22:14):
this is. Your wife Justine is actually on the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
What Yeah, I'm on this what I don't even know
what to say.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
I'm here?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Why am I on here?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
I mean you've been acting super strange lately. I've just
had a really weird feeling that you were just seen
somebody else. I mean, it's pretty normal. It's on the
behaviors that you're showing. You've basically not given me any attention.
You've not spoken to me, You've been ignoring.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Me, pushing me away. Like what am I supposed to think?
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Yeah, I have been a little distant or whatever because
I'm this, I'm curious. Actually, I'm definitely not cheating on you.
I'm just very angry. This upset. I don't know, keep
adding different words, but it's just the same meeting. I
am furious right now. I honestly can't even believe that
(23:06):
you have the audacity accuse me of cheating when you've
been doing exactly what you've been doing.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
What?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
What are you talking about? Exactly?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
Yeah, Well, one of my friends just sent me a
link to dot com.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
You want to explain that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Whoa, what is that? Justine?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Of course she's gonna say, because she's been recording us
being intimated or whatever and then selling it to online content.
Oh yeah, well, Ed h sent me a link a
couple of weeks ago. I was surprised to see my
face and everything else about me as well.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Uh so, Yeah, that's not true at all. You knew
when I was explaining her videos.
Speaker 11 (23:54):
Okay, I'm aware that I was filming them, you know,
because you know every what's a lout flex for the camera.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
But I didn't.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
I'm not aware of the fact that you were, uh,
you know, sell them without my permission?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
That was for us, Paul.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Why didn't you say anything sooner?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I honestly didn't know how to bring this up. I
was honestly shocked. I mean I didn't expect my friend
to send me a link with me.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
How do you explain this to someone?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I don't know. How did my get on this website?
Where's the money?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Bit like, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Why have you been selling our videos online? I mean
it looks good. I mean, why not making money all
his own? It looks great?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Are you No?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
I didn't care?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
What about this has not been clear that I'm I'm
very upset about this.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
I mean, you had created confident in the video.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Are you more mad that she didn't ask your permission
or that it happened at all?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Yeah, that she didn't ask my permission, because, like you
got to everything is a flip of a script.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
If I did the same.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Thing to her, then I would be villainized and everything
like that. It's all about boundaries, man, and just communication.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She's imadin that I'm not.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Communicating, but she already did this without my permission.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I mean, also, you're my wife. We share finances, like
you know. I mean, at one point you would think
that you would come.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
To me like, hey, maybe I want to start telling
poor videos of us.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Okay, I mean, I guess that's a good point.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
I mean, I was just gonna get slash money for
your birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's kind of sweet and trying to get extra money
for your birthday.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah, she's putting on the charm right now.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm mad, babe.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I mean, come on, you can When when were.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
You going to tell me?
Speaker 11 (25:49):
Were you not ever going to tell me?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I'm going to tell you ask her your birthday.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Trip after I asked where you got the money for
the strip?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
No, we was gonna come up.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
When it came up, You're going to tell him?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Were you justine?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
No?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
I probably wasn't, But I'm sorry. I really hope you
can three of me. I mean, I love you.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I mean, I'm glad that just came to air that
you you.
Speaker 11 (26:17):
Know that I'm not cheating on you, and I know
what's going on here. I mean, I guess the only
thing we could do now is is maybe make more content.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So you're in now invest in that lighting the Jewel
shows to catch a cheater? Am I some sort of
a mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Not even I didn't say that. It was like, why
am I even listening to to begin with?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
You're virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria or America's in a
game of trivia for somber tickets, So follo us up
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(27:09):
takes to beat Lil VICKI, but I haven't won in
a hot minute, so not can just be nice? I'm
gonna give you a win today. I mean, I kind
of want it, to be honest, and I kind of
need it. So if you're gonna cry, like beg a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
No, I don't have the emotional capacity at the moment
to do that. But if you give me some time, honestly,
you maybe Yeah, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
If you want Victoria to beg for a victory today,
calls up right now you eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one six to play you vers Victoria. Next, it's
the Jubil Show. Don't call me stupid? All right?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Don't you.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus at Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia for tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for
you verus Victoria. Sarah. What's up, Sarah? How are you?
Speaker 11 (28:06):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Guys? I'm good, awesome? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
How's your day been, Sarah? I am have good breakfast?
Any coffee anything else?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Oh not yet? I'm just excited.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well good, okay, it's great for me. No, are we
gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Sarah,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to be
you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, she's outside,
the door is closed, and here we go, Sarah. Your
time starts now. In which country did the Olympic Games originate?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Greed?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Which state had the first US civilian ambulance service.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Maryland?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
What do the stripes on the US flag represent.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
H the.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Which mammal has no stomach, no teeth, sweats milk and
lays eggs. What does a male penguin often gift its
female counterparts to win er over?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Ooh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio now. Well,
Victoria is getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff.
Here's a question for you, Sarah. What fruit do you
think makes the best fashion accessory? And why?
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Oo ooh, I'm gonna go with grapes because you could
string them on a necklace.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh that's a good point, all right, Victoria, what fruit
do you think makes the best fashion.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Accessory and why well, I recently learned what a banana
hammock is, so banana was the first thought that came
to my head. But I got like a strawberry, Like
a strawberry hat would be really cute too, or like
a peach peach hat or a peach cushion.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I feel like your head isn't a very specific lace
if it comes to fruit.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What are you doing them? They're so good?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Name?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right? Here we go thirty seconds ans. There's many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Sarah outright to win,
and Sarah you can tell Victoria win to go?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Okay, ready, set go?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
In Which country did the Olympic Games originate? Ooh, I
know the answer?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Hum, I don't know if we're past yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That Which state had the first US civilian ambulance service?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Ohio?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What do the stripes on the US flag represent?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh? The colonies?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
The thirteen colonies of which mammal has no stomach, no teeth,
sweats milk, and lays.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Eggs broa what oh ostridge?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
What does a male penguin often give its female counterparts
to win her over mating coal.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Okay, send over to the scoreboard. And so you guys
did with our bard our social media producer Gabby Victoria
got too correct, Sarah, Oh, Sarah, that's the time if
you win, congratulations you did, it'd be Victoria, you got
sawmer tickets. And I want to know what sweat's milk?
I know, right, Let's get the answers now with Nina.
(31:18):
Greece is where the Olympic Games originated.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah? Interesting? Ohio is the state the first US civilian ambulance.
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The stripes on the US flag do represent the original
thirteen colonies?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Platypus is the.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Mammal that that makes no stomach, no teeth, sweats milk, and.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
LaGG Platypus is just a weird animal that makes total sense.
I should have known right away. What's most what's milk?
Doesn't have a stomach either? Huh? I guess not four teeth?
She got this one right, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I used to watch Me and ferb and a male
penguin gives it's female counterpart a pebble. It's called pebbling.
You know what modern day pebbling is? I don't know
when people send memes.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's a pebbling. Yeah for it. It's like pebbling.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Because penguins give a pebble to the penguin that they like,
they keep bringing her her pebbles, and so now when whoever,
if you're sending just a meme, not saying anything, just
sending memes back and forth, it's like pebbling.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You like them, yeah, but you're not really like telling
them with words. You're just like, here's a meme, pebble. Yeah,
I'm thinking about you. Here's your pebble. It's a meme.
Oh I don't like that, Sarah, thank you for playing
it happening. Yeah, we play you versary story the same
time every single weekday morning. I remember you want to play?
I have to do? Is DMUs at the Jubel Show
or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
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Speaker 1 (32:47):
Emma is on the phone today for our first a
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Kyle.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it tells why he's ghostinger and maybe get her
another day. But first Emma, how long has it been
since you heard from Kyle.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Gosh?
Speaker 10 (33:00):
I want to say it's been about like three weeks.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Three or four weeks.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh yeah, long? Why do you want to get a
hold of him?
Speaker 10 (33:10):
Okay, I mean, if I can be totally honest, it's
because I know it's kind of cheasy to say because
it was just one date, but I really felt like
there was a connection, Like I really feel like there
was something there. Yeah yeah, I mean the date went
so well, and you know, we did like a whole
escape room thing, which I thought would be pretty fun.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Yeah yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
Love solving puzzles, and you know, it seemed like we
were both really working well together. You know, I was
kind of the brain. He was kind of like the
muscle moving stuff around, helping us, you know, shall clues,
and it just felt like, I don't know, it almost
didn't even feel like it was a first date. We
you know, even let so much time pass that it
(33:56):
was like past dinner time and we hadn't ate anything yet,
so then we decided to like stop and get somebody
to eat.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
It was so casual.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
I am.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
I'm very much a person who kind of overthinks on
the first daid and I get very nervous usually, but
I didn't feel anything like that with Kyle. I feel
like he was also kind of feeling the vibe too,
and the way he was looking at me and talking
to me and telling me things. Yeah, I just I
(34:27):
felt so safe and comfortable.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
And it's always so hard to know that you feel
that way, and it's kind of like it's impossible that
the other person didn't feel something right, Like don't you
always feel that way exactly?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yeah, what could have.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Been the reason why he's disappeared now?
Speaker 10 (34:44):
If it was that intense, I've really been trying to
pin this down, and I mean, I'm not totally sure,
but the only thing that I can kind of think
of is that I can sometimes get a little bit
into the games, like I do get competitive to a
certain point. But I did tell him this in advance,
(35:05):
and I tried to kind of just brush it off
in more of like a flirtatious way, Like there was
one puzzle that he just wasn't getting, Like it was,
you know, like a word clue thing, and it was
so obvious to me and he just wasn't getting it,
and I just joked with him. I was like, well,
(35:26):
you're lucky, you're so pretty, you know, like, well, okay,
I didn't say that, but and it's my own fault,
like I know, I probably could have done better about that,
but that's the only thing that I can think of.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
It end with him.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
I mean, I thought it ended so well. We didn't
like fully confirm going on a second day, but we
both said the whole like, oh, you know, like I
had a great time. I'd like to do it again sometime.
And we both said that at the end, and we
exchanged you know, like we still had you know, our
phone numbers and stuff. And then I tried to text
(36:09):
him the next day and I didn't hear anything. And
then I tried again, you know, a couple of days later,
and then nothing. And I did try again, you know
a few more times, but I haven't.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Yeah, I will say, if there's one thing I normally
hear on all these it said after every single time
they go on a first date, they everyone says like, oh, Mars,
like we should this again some time.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
We're like, yeah, that's polite.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I think it's honestly just a polite thing people say
because I've said it before, knowing.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That I was like, huh, so, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
It sucks because you, like you thought it was a
really great date, and you in your head is like, oh,
he wants to go see me again.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
But at the same time, he could just be doing
it to be polite. Well that's heartbreaking, that's said.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's like, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and
then call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting you and maybe get to another date.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
Okay, all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right, yeah, first thing, follow up. Right in the
middle of today's first day follow up, and if you're
just joining us, Emma is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by Kyle. So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her another date. But first, Emma, why
don't you break down your date for us on war time.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Yeah, Kyle and I went out a few weeks ago.
We had a great first date. We did an escape room,
we had you know, dinner afterwards. It felt like we
were both on the same page. We were vibing, we
were laughing, we were having fun, and we both said
that we were wanting to see each other again. But
then I never heard.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Back from him.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
All right, well you did kind of imply that he
wasn't yeah the smartest, So yeah, there was that.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, Well you're ready for us to see if
we can figure it out.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Hey is Kyle, Kyle?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
The Jebel Show. Hi, Kyle. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and I'm Jebel. How's it going?
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Hey, guys, it's going, it's going.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
It's going pretty good. How's it going, guys?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Good for asking? Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Well, we do a segment on the show called the
First eight follow Up. So if you go out on
a date with somebody and you ghost them, they can
email us to call you and figure out why you're
ghosting them. So we got an email about you from somebody, Kyle,
that's why we're calling.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Uh huh, Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think I think
I've been familiar with it. Let me guess he's been
texting me a ton. No surprises on this is it? Emma?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yes it is, Emma. Do you have time to tell
us why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Uh? Yeah, I guess. Look, I mean look, I mean
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I mean, the day was really fun.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I thought it was I thought it was a good time.
I mean, she was really really gorgeous here. I think
she means, well, I'm just kind of I don't know,
I'm bump because I mean I was pretty attracted to her.
I was like really feeling something with her, and uh,
it turns out, I don't know, it's kind of crazy,
but she's like a this is a pretty specific kind
of girl, and it just kind of rubs me the
(39:29):
wrong way, sort of right.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
So after our.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Date, she she sends me, she sends me a Venmo
request for half of our Uber rides. People that send
like Venmo requests without like a heads up, that's like
a different kind of passive aggressive. And this is where
an uber ride that was like twenty five bucks, So
like I paid it and I just kind of checked
out with her.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (39:50):
Wait, wait a minute, sorry, did that's the reason why
you ghosted me?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Hey, Kyle, that's she's on the phone and wants to
talk to you. By the way.
Speaker 10 (39:57):
Uh yeah, I could jump in like it was your
you're you ghost in me over twelve dollars and fifty cents?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Did you send them more?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
I mean I did.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It's like yell like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Sorry, I didn't even I don't even really like a
big thing or anything like that. Yeah, it just it's
just it's still kind of weird, dude, I don't know,
but you.
Speaker 10 (40:20):
Made it a big thing like it's it was a
twenty five dollars ride, like I was. I just supposed
to just not like just deal with it like it
was a first date. I feel like that's just a
very common expense expectancy to like split things.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Did you guys split everything else on the date?
Speaker 8 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:39):
My thing is this is my thing, though, was so
to me, this has like nothing to do with like
the money, Like I don't care about this split in
the money, the fees, the twenty five dollars, but I
don't even care about that. To me is like this
is a communication thing. You kind of know what I
mean by that. So it's like we hadn't even had
our first post first date conversation before you're like sending.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
Me these venmo requests without.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Like hitting me up about like or even just texting
me or even just like talking to me. It felt like,
I don't know that could be like our future, right,
it's just passive aggressive comments, actions and stuff like that.
I really, I just I can't really handle that. I'm
kind of good. I'm an adult and I appreciate straightforward communications,
just to be honest about it.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
So would you have rather her text you and be like, hey,
do you mind if I send you a Venmo request
for the uber?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I'd like, would that have solved the issue for you?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
I don't know, because like I would have rather heard.
I guess in my head I kind of want her
to have just dropped it.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
At least in two.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
We're having like regular conversations for a little while, and
then it's like, hey, you want to send me some
money for that uber?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Right?
Speaker 10 (41:48):
You just said that the money. You just said the
money wasn't an issue, but now you're saying it is
an issue. Because I mean, I think like everything all
I did was sent a request. I didn't demand it
from you. I was and you could have just texted
me and said, hey, what's up with the Venmo request?
You didn't respond to me at all. How is that
(42:09):
an adult, mature thing?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
I mean, even if you would have demanded it from me,
that would have been more straightforward communications. But I feel
like I would have preferred that even over Like, I
just don't like the passive aggressive venmost thing dude, like
this is it's like a type of person that communicates
and operates through the VENMO transactions like that, And it's
not me. I'm just not I'm not into it.
Speaker 7 (42:31):
It's a turn off em.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
But do you think you're a passive aggressive person in general?
Speaker 10 (42:36):
No, No, I'm definitely not. I don't know what kind
of specific person you're like looking for in terms of
wanting something like that. But you could have also just
communicated that that was an issue, Like you're boasting about
being a mature adult and communication is important to you.
But you did the exact opposite of what you just said.
(42:58):
So I'm looking for somebody who can act they follow
through with their own principles.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
I needed to send a them request, like to someone
after a date, all out of the loop. I just
think it's kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
In this economy.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
How is that weird?
Speaker 5 (43:12):
If you're if you're if you need the money or whatever.
I guess I get that or whatever, but it's for me.
It's a turn off. I'm sorry about it.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
It just is what it is.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
You said that you would have rather bring it up later,
but I feel like it could have been more awkward
if she would have brought it up later and randomly.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Well, okay, how about we try this right?
Speaker 11 (43:30):
Like, why don't you tell me how much your time
was worth for the date and I'll reimburse you for it?
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (43:40):
No, you know I don't enough money, you know, I
just I mean, if you want to pay me, like,
you know, give me one hundred and fifty bucks. But
to be honest, I don't think you can even afford that.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Oh okay, all right, I'm a venue. Will use three hundred.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Right now just to show you I can afford.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Hey, Kyle, would you like to go on another day
with Emma? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
I'm thinking about it. I think I'm good.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Emma. You didn't get a second date, but hey you got.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
When.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
In my book Jubile's First Day follow up, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Jewell? Can you do a good
impersonation of Little John? Don't do it?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
This very second, I just want to give you the
headline headline, and I just need like.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
What, Okay, you try what? Yeah? Yeah that's okay. No, no,
I can't do it. Do it anyways, just because wait,
can I do that? I need to?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Little John just took home third place and the Men's
Physique Masters at the Vessel Beach Championship.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
In a kay. Yeah, I can't do it. I can't
do it. I used to my grandpa. I knew. Yeah, no,
I can't do it. I think I used to be
able to do it at some point. You know, but
if you don't practice that stuff, enough goes away. Yeah,
I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
So I'm sure that you didn't really think there would
ever be a need to be Little John again.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
But really good for him. I know he's ripped now.
You guys remember a little John.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
No, I have no idea, like he's a producer, artists.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Okay, he got all into meditation and he released a
meditation album too, a little meditation retreating everything else that's dope,
you know.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Well, so he's doing meditation, he's lifting weights, and he's
placing third and the first time ever out at the
Muscle Beach Championship.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
And our Hi.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I just wanted to bring that up because I just thought,
you know, it's so great. You're never too it's never
too late to change your lifestyle. He's fifty three, which
is still actually quite young, but yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, he is ripped.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
And all I heard when I read that headline what okay? Anyway,
the muscle Beach contest. Uh huh, Muscle Beach Championship. I
didn't even know that existed either, but I feel like
it'd be something fun to watch. There's a new theory
out there when it comes to day, and it's called
the date them till you hate.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Them theory and then just breaking up with them when
you don't like to get.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Actually, I kind of hate this theory, and I'll explain
why in a minute. But this woman has gone viral
and other people are taking it seriously. And she said
that she stayed with someone until she hated him, and
that way, when the breakup happened, it made it easier
for her to walk away.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Huh, because she hated him.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
And she said, the catches, you've got to let them
disrespect you. Oh okay, You've got to let them disrespect
you so much that you no longer want to associate
with them at all, and then that way, by the
time you break up with each other.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
It's so just have a super toxic relationship for like
a long time until you just can't take it anymore.
Uh huh, and then when you leave, it's easy to
miss them. M That sounds very unhealthy. It sounds unhealthy too.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
But I don't know about you, but I have this
hard time sometimes processing, Like if you're with someone for years, right,
and then all of a sudden they just disappear or you.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Hate them, doesn't that feel like a waste?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I don't want to ever hate the people less they
really did me dirty, and that's a different story.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, you want to at least think that that time
was spent for a reason. Yeah. I feel like you
got to look at it as you learn some sort
of lesson, some sort of valuable lesson for sure about
yourself or about the other people in your life that
you should have in your life, or something like that.
For sure, you learned something about somebody that you now hate,
so the next person you will like, not bake somebody
that has that quality, so you don't hate them in
(47:23):
the future.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I don't know, because with this theory, It kind of
sounds like this girl's going to keep doing this that way.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Whatever. It ends like she's purposely trying to hate people
so that, yeah, she.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Lets them disrespect her so much that she just doesn't
want to associate with me.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
No, I don't. That just doesn't sound like the right
thing to do. How would you find love that way?
Every single man is just going to disrespect you so
that one day don't.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Worry to break it's easier, there's I mean, but that's
not good either, because that means you jump right back
in before you're even ready, and you're just ready to
hate again. Yeah, you're just sad so many things, but
you gotta be sad to crack open to see where
the life. No one likes me sad, nobody likes it,
but we're strength built.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I've had a lot of breakups badness, you know, and
most of them were very not very functional relationships. But
I've had two that where the breakup was like good, healthy,
actual normal breakup. You know, the relationship just didn't really work.
It is a different feeling when it's like good and
you know you have to leave somebody, you know what
I mean. It is a weird feeling. It sucks. Really yeah,
(48:25):
it ends up being nice though, because you guys can
be cool with each.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Other after well, it just feels like, you know, I
don't hate them, You're growing. You learned what you like,
what you don't like. I mean, breakup suck, hurt right sucks.
But just this one, I wouldn't do it. That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I would not do that straight.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. I
do have a dirty little secret? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 9 (48:51):
So?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
I quit my job? Oh? Nice? Not necessarily. Yeah, I
have not told my fiance that was a dirty little secret. Yikes.
So the last I guess last week.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
For five days, I've been acting like I'm going to work.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
So I get up, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed,
and then just go to the bar, go to the gym,
just kind of hang out. Why haven't you told her
this is going to be pissed?
Speaker 5 (49:26):
So that's the main reason.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Oh yeah, Well, let me ask you those questions. Do
you have the decent savings? Were you thinking ahead when
you decided to make that call? Can you still pay
for the wedding?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Okay? One question, Well, you lose your home.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
I mean ish.
Speaker 11 (49:42):
It was a heat of the moment saying like my
job sucked, I hated my boss.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
It was just it sucked. So I just quit on.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
The spot and didn't really think it through.
Speaker 11 (49:51):
So yeah, I've been covering my end of the bills
here this week with savings.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
But yeah, eventually she's gonna realize there's no paycheck going into.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Mike he So you're gonna have to tell her at
some point, I.
Speaker 12 (50:04):
Am, But pay day wouldn't be for like another Friday,
so I have, I guess a few more days.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
She's gonna be so mad at you. She's gonna be
more mad that you didn't tell her. But that's okay. Yeah,
she's like, legit, gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Well, she's gonna be mad because you didn't give her
an opportunity to be supportive of you.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Not so much about the money yet money Also, yeah,
you don't know her. She's gonna be pissed.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
About the money.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Well, thanks for telling us, you dirty little secret? Thank you? Hey,
what's up is the juwbill shows? Dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 5 (50:33):
You have one?
Speaker 7 (50:35):
I do?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 4 (50:38):
It is bad?
Speaker 12 (50:41):
I had a friend from when I was a teenager.
He was gay, and she had a mini fridge in
his room and his sister got into that mini fridge
and ate his cucumber.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Okayake, is that like like like a did he use
the cucumber for stuff?
Speaker 4 (51:04):
He did promise not to tell anyone. I have never
told anyone.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh no, whoa, Yeah it was.
Speaker 7 (51:26):
It was funny. It was definitely something.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
And I still see her every day and I'm.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Just like, Hi, you ate the cut number. Did you
watch her eat the cucumber? Oh?
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Please?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
No?
Speaker 7 (51:38):
He told me she ate it after he used it.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
No, and so I was like.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
You want to.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
I guess she just wanted to keep using it.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I must have been disappointing for him.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
You know.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
I'm sure there's more at the store.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
He should have got another.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
One, say go by new ones you know. Oh wow,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, you made me promise not to teller right now.
Speaker 9 (52:06):
It's just like, okay, I won't.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Well, thank you for telling us, appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Oh my gosh, I have a good day. Thank you
for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
What's your dirty little secret?
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