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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stop what you're doing right now, whatever it is. If
you're a surgeon doing open heart surgery and listening to
the relaxing tones of the voices on the Jewbeil show,
drop that heart in your hand right now and pay attention.
If you're driving, it's time for an abrupt stop. And
if you're a wolf tamer and you're trying to comment
angry wolf who might pounce at any moment, tell.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That fool to chill out.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, because what I'm about to tell you could literally
make you a billion dollars. Ooh, if you like to know,
the powerball jackpot is in the billions and nobody has
won it yet, so now it's your turn to be
the next billionaire. And a scientist just crunched the numbers
and says that they can tell you within ninety seven
percent certainty which numbers is sure you choose for the
(00:44):
billions and billions of dollars powerball jackpot.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wait, telling people this we should keep it also incentive.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
A list of the biggest lottery winner fails is going viral,
So find out what numbers you need to make yourself
a billionaire and find out how not to lose it all.
Coming up right after this, I'm about to make you
a billionaire. Yeah that's right. What other radio show on
the planet except for The Jebel Show and say that,
No one, nobody. I'll hang on one second. I have
(01:12):
to read the fine print. Any winnings of the Powerball
jackpot based on what you hear on this radio show,
The Jebel Show legally binds you to sending half of
it to the Jebel Show. Any failure to do so
will forfeit all of your winnings to the Jubil Show,
and you will face the median imprisonment. Okay, now that
I got that out of the way, thank you. How
are you going to become a billionaire? Well, because the
Powerball jackpot is in the billions and nobody has won
(01:33):
it yet, so now it's your turn to be the
next billionaire. And a scientist crunch the numbers and says
that they can tell you within ninety seven percent certainty
which numbers you need to make sure that you choose
for the billions and billions and billions and billions of
dollars in the Powerball jackpot. Also, if that's not enough,
a list is going viral of the biggest lottery winner
fails in history, so that's always fun to hear.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
About as well.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, but wait, why aren't the scientists using these numbers themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
They want to help people, Nina, They want to get.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To everything other that or it's fake news and they're
telling us the wrong numbers. But oh well, there's that
option to the power ball is huge, and here are
the numbers that the scientist says that people need to play.
Over the past decade of powerball drawings, the number that's
most likely to come up of all numbers is sixty one.
The first five numbers of the powerball drawing can be
(02:22):
one to sixty nine, and sixty one has been drawn
one hundred and fifteen times. What pretty safe bet if
you use sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
One in your first five numbers.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, I feel like I have seen the number six
a lot, so like sixty, I'd probably was just missing
the one.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But that kind of sounds accurate to me.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And the five most commonly drawn numbers over the past
ten years are these numbers, sixty one, twenty one, twenty three,
thirty three, and sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, bait it out of a joke.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
By the way, if you need to go back and
listen to this later when you're doing your powerball jack
pop or your powerball drawing, just go to the Jubil
Show podcast. You can always listen to the whole show there.
Oh yeah, to the podcasts in case you missed that.
Sixty one, twenty one, twenty three, thirty three, and sixty
nine are the five most commonly drawn numbers. The number
that's least likely to be drawn is thirteen. Thirteen has
(03:10):
only been drawn sixty six times in the last decade.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's not a lucky number other than for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, that's what I thought it'd be, like a good,
like overall lucky number.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well she's trolling or she's already a billionaire, so yeah,
it doesn't matter. R imagine if she played in one
the billions, just then life is rigged.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The five least.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Likely numbers to be drawn for the powerball jackpot are thirteen,
forty nine, twenty six, forty six, and sixty five. And
the number that's most overdue for the actual powerball number,
which you need to hit if you want the whole jackpot.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Wait, so there's like five numbers and then.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
There's a powerball number and you have to get So
why isn't there just six numbers?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Why does it have to be five that are like
a bonus number.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Because you can still win off of the five numbers
if you get enough of them correct. But if you
match the powerball number along with getting the numbers correct
in the first five, then you get the whole thing.
If you get all the oh okay, But if you
get like four numbers on the first five and then
the powerball number, you still get something.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
And if you get all five but not the power ball,
you still get something as well.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
A lot of people have become millionaires in the past
few days. They just have hitting some of the numbers, right,
They just haven't won the power ball for the powerball number.
The scientist says, the number that you should be choosing
for the powerball number, and one of the biggest powerball
drawings ever is twenty six. It's the most overdue powerball number.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really, yeah, they say, when it comes to powerball numbers,
the most likely number to hit is four. What the
three most common power balls are four, twenty one, and
twenty four.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But those are all similar numbers to the other five numbers.
So I feel like all those numbers together, it's very
simple numbers. So don't pick one, don't pick five, don't
pick six, pick like the twenties, pick the sixties.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's what you just said, saying, I know that's kind
of crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's like number twenty six, though, is the number that
you should choose for the power ball because it's the
most overdue. And if you won billions of dollars, what
would you spend it on? Would you blow it like
some of these people. Let's go over some of the
biggest lottery winning fails in history. Gary and his nickname
was Shark Vacuum m Mon Shark m Leagues in the UK,
(05:15):
he won five point seven million pounds in a lottery
and then he went on a spending spree and bought
three hundred shark vacuums and then glued them together to
make a vacuum castle and then charged tourists admissions. But
it collapsed in the rain on opening days. Oh no,
that's one of the most ridiculous things that he spent
(05:36):
his money on.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh does he still going by Shark? That would be traumatizing.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And then there's Debbie Closterman of Tampa, Florida. She won
twelve million dollars in a lottery Wow, and she paid
Disney nine million dollars to legally change her last name
to Moos.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's so, that's a waste of money.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then she funded a musical where Mickey Sue's Goofy
for tag Evasion, which sounds like a great show, but
it didn't take off, and she spent all her money
trying to produce that musical. We're going over some of
the most ridiculous things that people have wasted their money
on after winning the lot of recents. The power Ball
is in the billions. There's a guy, Michael Carroll out
(06:18):
of the UK as well. He won nine point seven
million pounds that's like eighteen million dollars who in two
thousand and two, and he spent all of his money
on fast cars, flashy jewelry parties, and wild antics like
catapulting steel balls from his Mercedes bins at midnight. That
sounds like something you would do, well, it definitely does.
(06:39):
I would buy the most foolish things. Within a few years,
he was back to his old garbage collector job.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hey man, you'll have the memories. You only live once.
You gotta live wild. That was way better than the
vacuum pass. I'll give it to him.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And then there's Vivian Vasquez from Los Angeles, California. She
actually won fifty million dollars and blew it all on
what She tried to build a functioning volcano in her backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's also dumb. What do you that's the functioning volcano.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
If it functions and the lava comes out, it's gonna
wipe you and your house out.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I did not think it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Did It end up burning down her house and a
three million dollar tiki bar that she had installed in
the backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Stop at the tiki bar.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's dope, right, I'll spend three million on a tiki
bar too, So good luck. If you win the millions,
make sure you build a tiki bar and a functioning
volcano in your backyard and see what happened.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
WHOA open up and say, oh, hello, Dean, how are you.
I'm sorry about the weirdness for the start of the
phone call. My name is Juniper and I'm calling from
DNTAL about your gum grafting appointment this afternoon. Just confirming
(08:06):
that you're still going to make it in here so
that we fix your gums and put some new meat
on your bones.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Are you all right?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yes, I'm perfectly fine. Do I sound like there's a problem.
I'm actually very excited to be conducting your surgery today.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
You'll see you're going to be doing the surgery.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yes, I'll be the attending surgeon. It'll be me and
a couple of accomplices, but we will be taking our time. Yes,
a couple of hygenis to help me get in there
and find the areas where we need to add some
new gums onto your precious teeth and make sure that
(08:55):
they're protected properly. Okay, I'm just calling to confirm everything
with you and see how you're feeling. Sometimes. I know
that these types of procedures can be a little nerve
racking for people.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I'm a little nervous about it, but
I'm actually getting more.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Nervous well as the countdown begins. I'm sure you would be,
but I want to let you know you're in very
capable hands. I've done many of these gum grafting procedures
and it's quite a passion of mine. Okay, soon make
sure you're nice and comfortable.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
I mean, I am nervous about it, but I don't
know that you're not making me feel better.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
You did elect for donor gums, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Well, yeah, I wanted to do the donor, yes, and I.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Just wanted to let you know. We have a very
capable donor and the gums are perfect that we'll be
giving you, so your new gums will be shiny and
new and ready to take on anything that you might
want to put in your mouth.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Uh don't, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I'm right there on the spot.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
You can do it all on the spot.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yes, I take it directly from the donor and then
place it into your mouth and the appropriate part of
where it should go, all right there and one and
one swoop, so that everything can be as quick as possible,
and the gums from the donor don't waste any time
in the open air before going into your body.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Oh my god, Okay, are you trying to say the
donor is going to be sitting next to me and
you're going to take.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Their gums out.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh no, the donor will be me.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
What what?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
That will be I've decided that for this surgery, I'm
going to be the one giving you my tissue.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
So I'll be extracting it from my own mouth and
stitching it into your mouth.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
What are you talking about? You don't need gums.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Move bondings in a way that I've never bonded with
a client before.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Okay, well, this is disgusting.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I have I don't need. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
All right?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I don't want your gums in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I care about I care about my clients and the
people that I operate on a lot when I do
these gum grafting procedures. And I thought you might be
honored to have my gums, because I'd be honored to do.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
All right, But there's no way that's happening. You can
cancel my appointment. I don't want your gums. I don't
want I'm not coming Okay, I'm not coming in You're
you're insane.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You're not going anywhere near my mouth. I'll tell you
that right now.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Hey Dean, Dean, this is actually Doubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone break on you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Patsy set you up.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Wait that was a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yes, it's actually a radio show that your wife listens to,
and she said you had an appointment to get gum
surgery today and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Oh my god, I don't even know what. Oh gollr,
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
If she'll a lot better right now, that was really insane.
Oh my god.
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time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
If you are a non confrontational person, then a business
like this may actually benefit you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
And that is the rent to person business. I'm sorry what.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's an industry that's booming in Japan right now, and
they're basically marketing themselves towards people that are non confrontational
who may want to rent a person to deal with
your conflicts.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So it's like having a mediator.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Or somebody that's bigger than you if you're being bullied
or something and you want somebody to intimidate somebody. So
I think you have your choices. You can pick a
person that can speak through the conflict. You can pick
an intimidating looking person to come in and just stand
there like they're gonna just like handle business.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You want to hire that just all the time before
I enter any room.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That would be like hiring, like double Like I feel
like people like, do all your tattoos is hired?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
To walk into a room, you'd be like, amen, never mind,
never mind. Throw tattoo always throws people.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, it really does. You wouldn't do anything but exactly until.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You smile and just you're like, Hi, Amen, how's it going?
What is this? What's going on here? Meditate? That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I do think this is a very interesting thing though,
and it's not the first time that we've heard about
being able to rent a person. But they also allow
you to rent a grandma. You can rent pretend siblings.
Any of the things that you're lacking, you can you
can rent it pretend siblings. Yeah, I mean, it's kind
of an innovative industry, especially in a time when people
(14:13):
are just like lacking and craving any type of connection. Right,
you know, you're alone. You could probably buy a whole
family for a few hours. Yeah, we don't get along,
you know, right here, you're freeloading on the house. I'm
going to argue eventually, I'm gonna kick you out, but yeah,
and then.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You're gonna feel like you really have like that sibling relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Exactly after you get all worked up and they leave,
you're like, man, that was really worth it, totally worth it,
the best fight ever. Well, if you do have siblings
and maybe Legos or your jam this something is very
new as well. Lego is now releasing their most expensive
set yet. It will cost one thousand dollars. It's the
ultimate collector series Star Wars Death Star, so that way
(14:56):
people will be able to experience the very own Death Star.
It's twenty eight and thirty eight inches wide, it has
fifteen rooms, and it even has easter eggs from Rogue
one in the Lego Star Wars video games that are
coming up.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So it's a death Star of Spaceship and it has
like rooms in the Spaceship.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I think, so I'm not familiar with the Death Star,
but then you know, that. That's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I know, a thousand bucks that's expensive. My nephew loves Legos,
but I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh that's kind of cool. I should a picture of it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
If you are a Star Wars fan, this is a
big collector's item, really, or I guess a Lego fan
a big collector's item. That's a lot of pieces it is.
What do you lose one? How annoying front rating? Can
you imagine you buy a whole new set just to
get that.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
One leg I hate that the force was real. I'd
bring that piece back. Why did you? I'm gonna rent
a person to go get that piece and bring.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
It to me.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Dupid piece Star Wars Lego set. That's ridiculous. Well take
a lightsaber to myself. I'm so frustrated right now. I
won't do that and be calm.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
There you go, will just like play with lightsabers trying
to find that dangy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Do they have Lego lightsabers? That would be cool, because
you probably do. I bet you they do. Like low
in the Dark Legos, that would not I would want
to use it, I know, But that's what's trending. While
we do research.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Also have what happens if you drop it. Well, you
don't want to trip over it. Oh my gosh, that
would be so annoying. Can you imagine you put it
together and then somebody just walks in and it's like
drunk and false face first in it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh? They have lego lightsabers? Cool? Are they?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You can't play with it though, you know what I mean? Like,
are they not just like the mini ones? Like human size?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, they're like normal size. They're like normal size. Okay, cool? Yeah,
that's pretty two hundred nineteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
If you won't get a real one, then you can
play with it. The lego one has to sit somewhere
and you can't play with it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
How much is a real one? Uh well, let's see.
Let's look at that. Also, how much for Star Wars
a real lightsaber got Google? Let's see? You know that
Google ai is thinking about it right now?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Standard grade priced a few hundred dollars to around five
hundred WHOA high end replicas Heyo several hundred to several
thousand dollars thousand official Legacy and Galaxies Edge lightsabers around
one sixty to four hundred movie props in auction one recently.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
In twenty seventeen, the original Obi wan Kenobi lightsaber valued
at four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Who do that better? Be able to actually cut through things?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's a real lightlaber Luke Skywalker prop was sold for
two hundred and forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Can you imagine a fun of you to play with those?
What do they do with? Okay, we don't need to
keep going trending. I don't know what they did. Just
sit and look at it. I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh, it's like sweet obi Wan light faber. All those years,
all those years I spent not being with a woman
and working with coding paid off.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
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Speaker 1 (18:18):
Corey is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Sebastian.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Corey, how long has
it been since you heard from Sebastian?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
You know, it's been a little bit. I thought that
he would get back to me right away, but he
did him.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, So have you tried to hit him up? Like
multiple times.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
I've texted but he didn't reply. And the thing is
so Sebastian and I work together. Yeah, So the next
day at the office I saw him, he like avoided
eye contact with me. So, I mean, it's it's there's
clearly some thing.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, So he's avoiding you at the office.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, that's the worst. You can't go somebody for like
you're not going to disappear. I'm so sorry, Corey. Well,
why don't you tell us about your date and how
you escalated from coworkers to this situation.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Sure, so we would always flirt a little when we
were getting coffee in the office, and finally he asked
me out and we went to happy hour at this
little place near the office, and at first, like I
was terrified, but honestly, he made me laugh right away.
We got margarita's and tacos, and he kept telling me
(19:38):
these like ridiculous office stories, like one time he spilled
cold brew all over the company's printer and I was like,
oh my gosh, it was Yeah, it was a good time.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Well, were you guys like flirty too. Do you feel
like it was going in that direction?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I think so. I mean, we stayed way longer than
I thought. I honestly thought i'd be by like eight,
but suddenly it was almost midnight and we're still talking.
We talked about travel, music, even books, which honestly I
didn't think he was into. But he had actual opinions
on books and that's funny. Yeah, I was you don't
(20:16):
you don't find that and you know I didn't expect it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Okay, So did you guys like touch? I don't know
how question? Did you kids? Did you hold hands? Did
he hug you? Did he grab your butt?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Like?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What? Whoa?
Speaker 9 (20:29):
What?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah? I just like, how wet? I know, I'm sorry,
but not really well.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
When he walked me to my car, he hugged me
and he said we should definitely do this again. And honestly,
after that, I kind of flowed it home.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay, so he actually is the one that said we
should do this again, but he's ghosting you.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Is there anything that you can think of that happened?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I don't know, because you know, he was genuinely curious
about me. It felt like maybe there's this spark I
don't go on dates very often, and it didn't feel
like a small talk thing. It felt different.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I guess, Okay, so nothing happened, Like was there an
awkward moment?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I mean, I don't know, I know him shy and
maybe a little different.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Like at one point he asked me, I thought, if
you could live anywhere, where would it be? And I froze.
Instead of saying something normal like New York or Paris
or whatever, I blurted out Moondale from the Chronicles of Ashmir.
And it's not even a real place. It's yeah, it's
(21:38):
just a book I've read twelve times.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Probably, yeah, I'd be like, what's Moonvale?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Yeah, I mean he laughed.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
He laughed, but it was more like a I don't know,
you were so weird kind of laugh, Like I keeper
playing it in my head, wondering like, oh, was that
the moment he realized like I'm too strange to be
taken seriously, Like I don't, like, I'm like cringing this
thinking about.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well, no, I mean I would think that was a
dope answer, honestly. Yeah, but then again, I'm weird, so yes,
you know, we love weird. Weird so cool. Well, we
love weird but weird. Yeah, we'll see what we can
figure it out for you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
We'll play a song come back, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Corey is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Sebastian. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell
us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a
second date. But before we do that, Corey, why don't
you break down your davy again, force real quick.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Okay. So Sebastian and I work together. We slurred it
a lot. He asked me out. We went for tacos
and Margarita's. I thought we'd be there toy. We were
there almost midnight. He gave me a hug. At the
end of the night, he told me we should do
it again sometime. I think maybe I was a little weird.
I don't know, maybe a little awkward. He asked me
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if I could live anywhere in the world. Where would
it be? And I blurted out Moondale from the Chronicles
of Ashmere, which is not a real place. So maybe
he thinks I'm really weird. It's a pretty cool place.
It's a pretty cool place. But yes, I texted. I
texted him like the next day, I said thank you,
(23:28):
no reply, And when I saw him work, he just
like avoided me and went in the other direction. So
I don't know. I'm out of my comfort zone. I
don't get it. I thought he liked me. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Yes? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Here we go, Thank you. Hi, man speak to please speaking.
Hey Sebastian, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Hi, Sebastian. I'm Nina. I am Victoria, and my name
is Jewbell. What's up?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
What's happening right now? Am I getting pranked?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Or no, it's not a prank. Have you ever listened
to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I'm sorry I haven't.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, Well, we do a segment on the show
and it's called the first Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
you end up ghosting them. That person can email us
to ask you why you're ghosting, And so we got
an email about you, Sebastian.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah, this is about Corey, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So you are smart, Yes, it is about Corey. Why
why are you ghosting Corey? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Oh? Yeah, okay, so this is gonna sound awful.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
But at first I asked her.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Out on the Dare my buddy and man, yeah, no,
I know, I know, but seriously listen and I'll explain.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
I'll explain it. I'll explain it. Like literally, this guy
who I.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Work with, he was like, hey, nobody can get to
her Cory touchable, and I was and I was just
joking that, you know.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Like, oh dude, I can.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
So I did end but then you know it, she
really turned out to be like just incredible, like sweet, funny, quirky.
And now I don't know what to do because I
don't want her to find out about the there because
she she just deserves so much better than that.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, so the dare was because people feel like she's unattainable.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah, like like nobody could actually like actually ask her
out on a day to actually like get her to to,
you know.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Grab a drink or grab coffee, you know whatever.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Nobody could get that kind of side of her was
always business, business, business, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh okay, and so you actually did like her, Yes,
So you feel bad because it was about it dare
and you don't want to continue things because if she
finds out that it was a dare hurt her feeling.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Yeah exactly, I really see. I don't know if there
was something there that I just don't want to hurt her.
And I think that she would just if you might
crumble if I if I told her that or like
I it wouldn't go any further than that because it
started some someplace so thin and.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You don't know that.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I was like, you would have to explain it to
her and see you know how she responds.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah, I mean I could try that, but I think
you should. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, Cool, she's on the phone right now, Sebastian and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That part.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
So you only asked me out because of some sort
of dare.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Okay, Yes, I like it was, but then it wasn't
because you're you're because you're not a challenge, You're you're uh, Sin.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
What what am I? What am I? Why do people
think I'm so like untouchable just because I don't like, oh,
like hang out by the water cooler with everyone, Like
maybe I'm just not interested in that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,
That's what I realized. You're not closed off. You're so
much more intentional than.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
That, And that's that's so, that's so rare, and I
screwed up, And but when we were together, it wasn't
the there anymore and it was literally the best night
I have had in forever.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
So what now I'm supposed to believe you suddenly caught
feelings for me in the middle of all of this,
in the middle of your little dare.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Yes, because you make me like sound like this Corey,
like you're you are hilarious and kind and you don't
even you don't even realize how amazing you are. Like
I ghost it because I was scared, not because of you,
literally because of me. And if you found out that
I was an idiot, like I didn't want you to.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I don't know, I didn't want you to find I'm
an idiot. Well you really you really are an idiot? Yeah, yeah,
you are?
Speaker 7 (28:09):
No I totally am because like but like, I don't know,
am I an idiot who deserves the second date?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
In a way, it's kind of a compliment all those
people thought you were so impressive Corey that nobody would
be able to touch you.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's not like it was a dare like you Yeah, no,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
It was like, ooh, Corey, I'm scared, and Sebastian wasn't scared.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
He stepped up to the plate.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I mean I don't find myself very scary. I mean
I spend a lot of trend in library, So I
told that, you.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Know, because you're intelligent sometimes like extreme intelligence and women
is scary for some men, not all.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
So I mean, yeah, you're intimidating, but like in a
really like well worded, really fun, deep like I could
listen to you for hours kind of way, like oh man,
what cool adventure am I?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
And are we about to go on in this conversation?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Like and you have no idea how nervous I was
to like even get up the nerve to.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Ask you out like it was.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
It took two coffees and a lot of self positive
self talking.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It sounds like, yeah, we wo Sebastian, would you like
another day with Corey?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
We'll pay for it?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yes, I would.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I mean, this is a lot to take in. I'm
going to be honest. I did not expect to hear
that I was just a dare. I can't believe I'm
about to say this, but yes, I will give you
one more chance, just one one. You're never living down
the dare thing, though, Like, I'm not going to just
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forget about that.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Nope.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
I am a total idiot and you're the most amazing
person I have.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Ever met, and I will I will never let this down.
Thank you. Sounds like, well, wait, hold on, I have
a question, though, So what are you going to tell
everyone in the office that I am a total dupis
(30:18):
faced idiot and.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
That you you are the most fantastic, wonderful person I've met.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
My entire life. Wow, okay, thank you brutal honesty. I
like that, And honestly, here I thought you were just
going to try to say things. So I'm on board
with that. Everybody.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Every everyone needs to know how lucky I am.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
I knew you liked me. I thank you. I feel
a little bit better to know that I wasn't wrong.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Jules first date follow up, good morning. Can I take
your order?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Large, black cop? Do you mean aventy? No?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I mean large? He means Aventi. Yeah's the biggest on
you that Venti is large?
Speaker 5 (31:08):
No vent is twenty.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
bronde is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one
that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for somber tickets. So call us
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh six one.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You can also dm us at the Jubile Show or
go to the Jubil Show at hom if you think
you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I'm not gonna lie to you, guys. I can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
It wasn't really fear, but almost like an oh crap
feeling of when the you hit like the music button
and like the TV clip came on. I fully forgot
your playing the game. Oh, that's where we're at today. Yep,
that's where we're so we'll see if Victoria can remember
we're playing the game. Halfway through the game, do you
know where you are? When we play you versus Victoria?
(32:10):
Coming up right after this, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What am I some.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Sort of a mentally challenged air ahead?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I you even listening to you? To begin with?
You're a virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez for Somber tickets today.
And let's meet our contestant for today's U vers Victoria.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
John.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
John?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Hey, how's going great? How are you doing?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
I'm doing all right.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You're going to be able to beat Victoria today? I
think I can. Yeah, sound very confident. Yeah, I don't know.
I had a solid half cock. It is pretty good.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
I actually don't drink coffee at all.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
I'm always that an even high.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
You're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. It's great, John.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
While she's leaving, John, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when es say pass and Victoria
has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
All right, here we go, John, your time starts. Now.
What year did the first Burning Man Festival occur? Nineteen
eighty two?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
What artists famously dance with a python on stage at
the MTV Video Music Awards Britney spears. What scale is
used to measure the hardness of minerals most Who is
the first Disney princess to have a child?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
To have a child?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
What type of doctor is doctor Strange?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
He is a neurosurgeon. All right, bring Victoria back into
the studio. Good job, John.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Rock.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
If you were getting ready in the morning, John, and
your reflection winked at you, Oh, what would you do?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I would probably wink back.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, Victoria, If you were getting ready in the morning
and your reflection winked at you, what.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Would you do? I would wink back, yeah, Not wink
at Aaron self. That's that kind of rude.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Also, there's like a blink yeah, right, there's a blinker
outside also our station.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm sorry, That's all I can think about right now.
It was going blinker ham yeah, in a car on
a car. But it was just like blinking, like not
a normal blinker. It was like blinking like fast lightning.
I was like, John, is that you outside distracting Victoria
with the blink?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (34:47):
It was.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Smart man.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
All right, here we go thirty seconds ans. There as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat John out right
to win? John, you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
What ear did the first Burning Man Festival occur? Bro
eighteen eighty four? What artists famously dance with a python
on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards? Oh Brady's Bears?
What scale is used to measure the hardness of minerals?
A weighted scale? Who is the first Disney princess to.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Have a child snow white? What type of doctor is
doctor strange?
Speaker 9 (35:29):
He?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Wait? Doctor strained? A really cool one? Magician one? What
color is the sunset of Mars red? Wait? I want
another one? You didn't get another one? That's messed up?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social
media producer Gabby that's hard.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, yeah, don't start like that. Victoria.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
You did get one, correct, Yeah I got four?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You know, John Crest, congratulations. Not even a petition.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Victoria, and you got somber tickets just for playing.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
Maybe Victoria should lay off the coffee and then exactly
I would.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Be asleep, is what I'd be doing. All right, let's
get the answer. He'll do better, He'll do better. I
walked into that one as he did.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
A burn just sounds so great coming out of that tone,
like you know solid, that's.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Very even, yeah, and like you're dumb, he'll mess up.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm John and I haven't had coffee like this. I
don't need it.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
The first Burning Man Festival happened in nineteen eighty six.
Close Britney Spears is the artist who famously danced with
a python on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
If you have not seen that, look it up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
If they ever got their you know, their orgy tent
fixed Burning Man what we did a whole story. Yeah,
the windstorm came and broke their tent for doing that. Stuff,
and a lot of people were upset about that. It's
a legit tent.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Too, so they probably rebuilt it, I would imagine with
that many people upset.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, we all pitched in. So yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I mean, where there's a will, there's a way.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Enough people band together you can get anything done. That's right.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It really passion behind it, and I know those people
that were spending time in that tent, we're definitely passionate
about it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
And they rewarded each other for their.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
The scale used to measure the hardness of minerals is
the most scale. Ariel is the first dizzy princess to
have a child. What doctor Strange is a neurosurgeon? And
the color of the sunset on Mars is blue? Okay,
first off, it's cool. I feel like I got a
good amount of this craft.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Which one the doctor Train's a really cool doctor neuro
whatever you said, is a really cool doctor a neurosurgeon?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
And the weight to scale one, it's a weighted that's
still scale, I said, the weight to scale, so you so.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I said, but it's called the most gale. I've got
skill right, Wait, all right, I.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Really appreciate how you play it for yourself, John, thank
you for playing Man. Have a great day. Thanks you guys.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, we played you verse Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is DM us at the
Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. And
if you want to fact check Victoria on her answers,
you can always listen to the podcast of the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Just type in the Jubile Show and you'll be able
to revisit all of Victoria's answers and DM her and
tell her how many she got actually right.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Exactly and that I won. I want drawn to stub
his toe.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Kelly is on the phone today for to catch Cheater
and she's been married to her husband, Garret for four years,
but now she suspects that something might be going on,
so we'll see if we can help her out. Kelly,
Sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but what's going on? Why do you think Garret might
be cheating?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Well, well, about a week ago, I basically noticed some
random charges on our credit card bill. It was from
a hotel that we've stayed at like months ago, but
not not when it was charged, if that makes sense,
Like it was a different date. And I asked Garrett,
my husband, about the charge, and his response was like, oh,
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I forgot my boss luence some meeting and needed his place,
So that was his explanation.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
And you know, in the moment, I was like, that
makes sense.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
But honestly, there was something like about the way he
explained it. It felt so rehearsed, like I barely got
the question out before he just like said his like answer,
you know, kind of perfectly, if that makes.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Sense, is his personal credit card to book stuff for work.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
That felt off to me, you know, I mean, I
guess I should say I'd never noticed him do that before,
so no, yeah, exactly. The second bit that like made
me feel even more like what's going on was I
overheard him talking to his boss on the phone and
he said it's been forever man, which which pinged me
(40:13):
because I was like, well, he was supposedly just here,
Like what what do you mean it's been forever? But
I should mention too that like the night of the charge,
Garrett was home because I remember because we were watching
a movie, you know, so that that like, and you know,
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my husband is so sweet and like, I don't know,
ever since the charge, he's been just as sweet, you know,
been decorating around the house. So it's always like a
nice relief and surprise when I get home. But I honestly,
you guys, like I can't shake this feeling that something
is off and going on. I don't know if he's cheating,
(40:55):
but something doesn't add up in this situation, do you guys?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah, but that's so strange that you're saying that he
was home though the night that you're concerned about. Oh,
it's almost like there was somebody in that hotel.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
But why or what was he with you all night?
Like were you did you go to sleep together?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (41:15):
Yeah, it was just like a normal night, just not
watched a movie, went to bed. I also had that
thought of, like, you know, how charges show up, maybe
like there's a day discrepancy. So I was like, oh,
I don't know if this is today or yesterday or tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
But the actual day the charge happened, he was weird
watching a movie.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Hmmm, interesting, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Then you already told us what grocery
store he's a rewards card member at, So we'll do
the usual. We'll call and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
All right, we'll play a song come back and get
your to catch sheeter next. Right in the middle of
to Catch a Cheeter, And if you're just joining us,
Calli is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of four years might be messing around. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at, and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
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sends those to his wife, Calli or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Callie, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:24):
I love my husband, He's so sweet, found a charge
on our credit card for a hotel when we didn't
stay there, and when I confronted him about it, he
said it was his boss and that felt rehearsed. And
then I heard him on the phone saying that he
hadn't seen his boss in a while.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
So now I'm really confused.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Ready? Then I'll ever be.
Speaker 8 (43:01):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Hi, this is Corbeck calling for so. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Garrett.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Yes, this is him.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hi, Garrett, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Okay, I don't remember entering any kind of contest. What
is this?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
You sort of did every single month we choose one
random Awards card member to say thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer with a free gift.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You've actually won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
No way, Oh man, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
So first thing I would need from you would be
the first and the last name of the person you
want to send him to, and then anything you want
to put on a card, and then I'll get the
address and we'll be set. Kelly okay, And do you
want to put anything on a card to Kelly?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Yeah, all right, just the heads up. I canceled plans tonight.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Hah huh, love you Okay, got that, And I guess
I won't need the address from you because this isn't
a grocery store at all. This is actually a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Yeah, hi am Nina, Hi'm
Vic sure you and my name is Jubal.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
How are you all right?
Speaker 5 (44:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Well, we do a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
So your wife CALLI is actually on the phone and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
I cally, are you serious? You really think that I'm cheating.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Everybody in love with.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I mean I didn't.
Speaker 9 (44:45):
I was pretty sure you weren't cheating. It's something, Garrett.
Something isn't right right, like you do you remember the
hotel church like thing? That bothered me, Like I was
just like, what is that? And then I overheard you
talking your boss saying like it's been ever man, but
you said he was just there.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Okay, all right, you're right. I'm let me just say
I'm not cheating, but I'm kind of hiding something.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
What do you?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Can you just explain?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
What?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
What do you? What are you lying about?
Speaker 9 (45:18):
Like?
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Can you just say it? Please? What?
Speaker 7 (45:20):
Okay, Callie? I promise you. I promise you that I'm
not cheating.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
What do you remember the hotel that he stayed at? Yeah? Yeah?
What was the one thing that I kept raving about
the entire time? Oh?
Speaker 9 (45:36):
How much you loved the pillows. You wouldn't like shut
up about the pillows have Like there you saying, there's
a perfect best sleep I've got in a long time.
It was kind of annoying and funny. But because they're
like you guys, they are just normal pillows. There's like
absolutely nothing special about them.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
No, that's incorrect. They were not just normal pillows. They
were life changing pillows.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
Okay, and you would not understand this because you sleep
like you're dead.
Speaker 9 (46:02):
But I mean, what what you like? You better not
say you rented the hotel, just like for the pillows.
But you weren't even there that long, and you were home.
You were like, we were at home watching a movie.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Yeah, I didn't say that long. I had a mission.
Speaker 7 (46:20):
Wait, what's happening? The mission was to steal the pillows.
And the mission was accomplished. God, no one saw me.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
I brought them home.
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Stash three changed the one that I had, and I
have been sleeping like a baby ever since the pillow.
Speaker 9 (46:43):
Oh my gosh, you guys, though, I can see doing
this covert mission to retrieve stupid pillows, Like, oh my gosh,
I mean you could have just needly found out what
type of pillows they were, and how you spend how
much on the room just to like get the pillows,
And oh my god, you're probably charged more for even
stealing some garrot. It doesn't make sense financially, And like, why, honey,
(47:04):
why wouldn't you just tell me that you were doing this?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Like why was it a speaker?
Speaker 7 (47:08):
Must the sacrifice that I was willing to make for
God's pillows?
Speaker 3 (47:12):
So you were ready to lie and say that you
put up your boss in a hotel room just to
steal pillows.
Speaker 9 (47:20):
You know you're a moron, really, honey, Okay, Like I
just want to be clear about.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
That, and I know I'm very soundly. I mean, can
you just like.
Speaker 9 (47:29):
The next time, just like doesn't involve st after property,
Like next time that would be that would be great,
And just tell me next time you're like wanting to
do a covert operation. It's insane. You're insane.
Speaker 5 (47:42):
Do you know how stressful that is?
Speaker 9 (47:43):
Like you anytime you're not being direct and honest with me,
like I'm going to create stories. But it's like, of
course I am, because I'm stressing because I can smell
when you're not being truthful and then like that puts
me in out really tally.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
You know what, we'll relieve some stress. Those god shape pillows.
What sweeping on the extra pillow that I got you?
Speaker 9 (48:06):
All right, well it's better than an extra woman in
the picture.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Sure, Well, there you go, CALLI. He's not cheating, so congratulations.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
And you know he's a great thief, so.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yay the jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Don't forget every single phone prank you hear right now
is a free trip phone prank. Your shot at a
trip to the Austin City Limits Music Festival. All you
have to do is go to the Jewelshow dot com
slash acl and enter the keyword trip. That's trip at
the Jewelshow dot com slash acl.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Okay, yeah, it's time for Nina's What's trendy?
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Are you watching The Twisted Tail of Amanda Knox on Hulu? Oh? Yes, yeah,
but I want to start.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
It's so interesting if you remember, Amanda Knox was the
college student who ended up getting arrested in Italy for
the l leged murder of her roommate. So now all
of that is documented on the show, so highly recommend.
But meanwhile, Amanda Knox is taking this moment in the spotlight.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Again to explore other parts of herself.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
And now she's trying stand up comedy, botching on this
show and my past and now play around.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
She'll say, let's play.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Oh, and she says that when she's standing behind bars, can.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
You imagine being the child.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
It's good for her though, for you know, after going
out there and trying different things, matey, I mean for real,
to write for her up.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I'm sure we can get a hold of her.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
I mean, it's just so interesting to watch her story though,
because I feel like when the news first came out,
like all of those years ago, I wasn't sure that
I didn't think that she was innocent. But now watching
this Hulu show, I'm like, oh my god, well no
one believed she just went through Well I do now, yeah,
but like at the time, and I feel.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Like watching the news coverage at the time, you were
sure she was guilty. Yeah, it's really sad, you know,
because like she wasn't and that was like years off
her life. Like I was so young, I didn't notice
a lot of it. But also like, look watching the show.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
As so many years off your life and like having
to go through not having your family and auving your front.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Like, oh that just you're just trying to study abroad.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Man, Nobody warns you before you go study your broad
Oh also be careful that you do everything right because
if you get arrested, you know, that's not on us.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
I mean I've been told that multi times, have you. Yeah, Like, hey,
when you go to different country, Victoria not you.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
If you get in trouble, it's harder to save you.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I'm like I had a friend who went there when
he was in college people to Italy. Yeah, and they
warned everybody that was on that trip not to do
anything wrong because the Italian legal system and the police
are so crooked there. Yeah, something could happen to you
like this, so well.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
It's like crazy to think of because let's say you
do something like you're young, you're just being fun and dangerous,
like here, you get in trouble cops like let drop
out the warning or whatever. But like there, that's it's
a whole different system, Like it's not you're not at home,
like you have to be careful.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah, I crave trips to Italy often. So now I'm like, oh, man,
good thing you're older, because you would have been while
into doing dumb stuff. Who knows. But anyway, I highly
recommend the show if you haven't watched it, and if
you do and you want to talk about it, you
know their Japan has been in the news a lot
lately and they're doing a lot of really innovative things.
(51:33):
Japan has now created a new hair clip. I shouldn't
say Japan. It's not the country of Japan. It's a
fashion brand in Japan called jenny Fax. What they're doing
is they're taking underwear women's underwear and gluing a clip
to it and putting in your hair as if it
were a bow. So instead of having a bow like
in your ponytail, you would be clipping lacy underwear to
(51:54):
your ponytail.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Nope, never minds underwear. You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
You know, I'm going bald now, and I got this
bald spot in the back of my head, you know, yeah,
so I think I should do that. Just put a
hair clip in the top and let it cover up
that ball spot with some lacy underwear.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Look lacey granny panties, just like covering up the spot. Hey,
you know what if anybody should pull that off.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
You bowl, I believe it.
Speaker 8 (52:19):
You.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Thank you. It's nice. You know. I think we can
get you different colors. We're not gonna stylish.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
She was gonna get like weird looks and everything going
down the grocery.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
It gets weird looks. Who cares? It's worse though. He
has lazy underwear on his head.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
People like you think of comb over. A normal comb
over is bad, but lacey underwear combver on the dude
that's going bald man, that's a good look.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
I'm just going bald. Listen, do that because we can
call the creeps out and not draw any attention to
my bald spot trying to find him in a crowd.
Just look for the guy with under wow. All right,
that's a.
Speaker 5 (52:59):
True Ubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirgy little secret. I do, yeah, leto.
Speaker 7 (53:10):
At my office, I bring in my breakfast every morning.
It's usually a yogurt, and I put it in the
fridge because I get to work at like seven thirty
in the morning, so I don't like to eat that early.
But there have been a few cases where I go
into the fridge and my yogurt is just gone. And
I don't write my name on it or anything. But
(53:32):
you know, people put like their stuff in piles, so
people should just like respect that it's not.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Theirs, respect the pile, you know.
Speaker 7 (53:40):
And there was another person in another department that hinted
to me that they knew who was taking my yogurts.
And I don't want any like officers confrontation like that,
so I am not bringing my yogurt into the fridge anymore.
(54:01):
But I thought i'd get her back a little bit.
I had a ghost chili that I had gotten from
the Carolinas, and I chopped it up and it just
happened to make its way into her salad one.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Day, ghost pepper into her salad.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Did you watch her eat it?
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (54:21):
Oh, I didn't see her eat it, but I definitely
heard her eat it from way down in my cubicle.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (54:31):
She was definitely screaming bloody murder and she ended up
having to go to the hospital. Apparently she's really sensitive
despice and she felt like she was on fire. She
didn't understand why she was catching on fire at the time.
And while I did show concerns in the moment, because
(54:53):
I wasn't trying to like really like hurt her like that,
I didn't actually tell anybody that it was me.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Wow, you giggled to yourself and was like, feel better.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
That's my dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Well, thank you for telling us, you dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
Absolutely, guys, thank you for having me on.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Don't till his yogurt?
Speaker 5 (55:14):
What's your dirty little secret.
Stop what you're doing right now, whatever it is. If
you're a surgeon doing open heart surgery and listening to
the relaxing tones of the voices on the Jewbeil show,
drop that heart in your hand right now and pay attention.
If you're driving, it's time for an abrupt stop. And
if you're a wolf tamer and you're trying to comment
angry wolf who might pounce at any moment, tell.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That fool to chill out.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, because what I'm about to tell you could literally
make you a billion dollars. Ooh, if you like to know,
the powerball jackpot is in the billions and nobody has
won it yet, so now it's your turn to be
the next billionaire. And a scientist just crunched the numbers
and says that they can tell you within ninety seven
percent certainty which numbers is sure you choose for the
(00:44):
billions and billions of dollars powerball jackpot.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wait, telling people this we should keep it also incentive.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
A list of the biggest lottery winner fails is going viral,
So find out what numbers you need to make yourself
a billionaire and find out how not to lose it all.
Coming up right after this, I'm about to make you
a billionaire. Yeah that's right. What other radio show on
the planet except for The Jebel Show and say that,
No one, nobody. I'll hang on one second. I have
(01:12):
to read the fine print. Any winnings of the Powerball
jackpot based on what you hear on this radio show,
The Jebel Show legally binds you to sending half of
it to the Jebel Show. Any failure to do so
will forfeit all of your winnings to the Jubil Show,
and you will face the median imprisonment. Okay, now that
I got that out of the way, thank you. How
are you going to become a billionaire? Well, because the
Powerball jackpot is in the billions and nobody has won
(01:33):
it yet, so now it's your turn to be the
next billionaire. And a scientist crunch the numbers and says
that they can tell you within ninety seven percent certainty
which numbers you need to make sure that you choose
for the billions and billions and billions and billions of
dollars in the Powerball jackpot. Also, if that's not enough,
a list is going viral of the biggest lottery winner
fails in history, so that's always fun to hear.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
About as well.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, but wait, why aren't the scientists using these numbers themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
They want to help people, Nina, They want to get.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To everything other that or it's fake news and they're
telling us the wrong numbers. But oh well, there's that
option to the power ball is huge, and here are
the numbers that the scientist says that people need to play.
Over the past decade of powerball drawings, the number that's
most likely to come up of all numbers is sixty one.
The first five numbers of the powerball drawing can be
(02:22):
one to sixty nine, and sixty one has been drawn
one hundred and fifteen times. What pretty safe bet if
you use sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
One in your first five numbers.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, I feel like I have seen the number six
a lot, so like sixty, I'd probably was just missing
the one.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But that kind of sounds accurate to me.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And the five most commonly drawn numbers over the past
ten years are these numbers, sixty one, twenty one, twenty three,
thirty three, and sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, bait it out of a joke.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
By the way, if you need to go back and
listen to this later when you're doing your powerball jack
pop or your powerball drawing, just go to the Jubil
Show podcast. You can always listen to the whole show there.
Oh yeah, to the podcasts in case you missed that.
Sixty one, twenty one, twenty three, thirty three, and sixty
nine are the five most commonly drawn numbers. The number
that's least likely to be drawn is thirteen. Thirteen has
(03:10):
only been drawn sixty six times in the last decade.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's not a lucky number other than for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, that's what I thought it'd be, like a good,
like overall lucky number.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well she's trolling or she's already a billionaire, so yeah,
it doesn't matter. R imagine if she played in one
the billions, just then life is rigged.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The five least.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Likely numbers to be drawn for the powerball jackpot are thirteen,
forty nine, twenty six, forty six, and sixty five. And
the number that's most overdue for the actual powerball number,
which you need to hit if you want the whole jackpot.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Wait, so there's like five numbers and then.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
There's a powerball number and you have to get So
why isn't there just six numbers?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Why does it have to be five that are like
a bonus number.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Because you can still win off of the five numbers
if you get enough of them correct. But if you
match the powerball number along with getting the numbers correct
in the first five, then you get the whole thing.
If you get all the oh okay, But if you
get like four numbers on the first five and then
the powerball number, you still get something.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
And if you get all five but not the power ball,
you still get something as well.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
A lot of people have become millionaires in the past
few days. They just have hitting some of the numbers, right,
They just haven't won the power ball for the powerball number.
The scientist says, the number that you should be choosing
for the powerball number, and one of the biggest powerball
drawings ever is twenty six. It's the most overdue powerball number.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really, yeah, they say, when it comes to powerball numbers,
the most likely number to hit is four. What the
three most common power balls are four, twenty one, and
twenty four.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But those are all similar numbers to the other five numbers.
So I feel like all those numbers together, it's very
simple numbers. So don't pick one, don't pick five, don't
pick six, pick like the twenties, pick the sixties.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's what you just said, saying, I know that's kind
of crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's like number twenty six, though, is the number that
you should choose for the power ball because it's the
most overdue. And if you won billions of dollars, what
would you spend it on? Would you blow it like
some of these people. Let's go over some of the
biggest lottery winning fails in history. Gary and his nickname
was Shark Vacuum m Mon Shark m Leagues in the UK,
(05:15):
he won five point seven million pounds in a lottery
and then he went on a spending spree and bought
three hundred shark vacuums and then glued them together to
make a vacuum castle and then charged tourists admissions. But
it collapsed in the rain on opening days. Oh no,
that's one of the most ridiculous things that he spent
(05:36):
his money on.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh does he still going by Shark? That would be traumatizing.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And then there's Debbie Closterman of Tampa, Florida. She won
twelve million dollars in a lottery Wow, and she paid
Disney nine million dollars to legally change her last name
to Moos.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's so, that's a waste of money.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then she funded a musical where Mickey Sue's Goofy
for tag Evasion, which sounds like a great show, but
it didn't take off, and she spent all her money
trying to produce that musical. We're going over some of
the most ridiculous things that people have wasted their money
on after winning the lot of recents. The power Ball
is in the billions. There's a guy, Michael Carroll out
(06:18):
of the UK as well. He won nine point seven
million pounds that's like eighteen million dollars who in two
thousand and two, and he spent all of his money
on fast cars, flashy jewelry parties, and wild antics like
catapulting steel balls from his Mercedes bins at midnight. That
sounds like something you would do, well, it definitely does.
(06:39):
I would buy the most foolish things. Within a few years,
he was back to his old garbage collector job.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hey man, you'll have the memories. You only live once.
You gotta live wild. That was way better than the
vacuum pass. I'll give it to him.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And then there's Vivian Vasquez from Los Angeles, California. She
actually won fifty million dollars and blew it all on
what She tried to build a functioning volcano in her backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's also dumb. What do you that's the functioning volcano.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
If it functions and the lava comes out, it's gonna
wipe you and your house out.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I did not think it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Did It end up burning down her house and a
three million dollar tiki bar that she had installed in
the backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Stop at the tiki bar.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's dope, right, I'll spend three million on a tiki
bar too, So good luck. If you win the millions,
make sure you build a tiki bar and a functioning
volcano in your backyard and see what happened.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
WHOA open up and say, oh, hello, Dean, how are you.
I'm sorry about the weirdness for the start of the
phone call. My name is Juniper and I'm calling from
DNTAL about your gum grafting appointment this afternoon. Just confirming
(08:06):
that you're still going to make it in here so
that we fix your gums and put some new meat
on your bones.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Are you all right?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yes, I'm perfectly fine. Do I sound like there's a problem.
I'm actually very excited to be conducting your surgery today.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
You'll see you're going to be doing the surgery.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yes, I'll be the attending surgeon. It'll be me and
a couple of accomplices, but we will be taking our time. Yes,
a couple of hygenis to help me get in there
and find the areas where we need to add some
new gums onto your precious teeth and make sure that
(08:55):
they're protected properly. Okay, I'm just calling to confirm everything
with you and see how you're feeling. Sometimes. I know
that these types of procedures can be a little nerve
racking for people.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I'm a little nervous about it, but
I'm actually getting more.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Nervous well as the countdown begins. I'm sure you would be,
but I want to let you know you're in very
capable hands. I've done many of these gum grafting procedures
and it's quite a passion of mine. Okay, soon make
sure you're nice and comfortable.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
I mean, I am nervous about it, but I don't
know that you're not making me feel better.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
You did elect for donor gums, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Well, yeah, I wanted to do the donor, yes, and I.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Just wanted to let you know. We have a very
capable donor and the gums are perfect that we'll be
giving you, so your new gums will be shiny and
new and ready to take on anything that you might
want to put in your mouth.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Uh don't, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I'm right there on the spot.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
You can do it all on the spot.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yes, I take it directly from the donor and then
place it into your mouth and the appropriate part of
where it should go, all right there and one and
one swoop, so that everything can be as quick as possible,
and the gums from the donor don't waste any time
in the open air before going into your body.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Oh my god, Okay, are you trying to say the
donor is going to be sitting next to me and
you're going to take.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Their gums out.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh no, the donor will be me.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
What what?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
That will be I've decided that for this surgery, I'm
going to be the one giving you my tissue.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
So I'll be extracting it from my own mouth and
stitching it into your mouth.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
What are you talking about? You don't need gums.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Move bondings in a way that I've never bonded with
a client before.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Okay, well, this is disgusting.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I have I don't need. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
All right?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I don't want your gums in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I care about I care about my clients and the
people that I operate on a lot when I do
these gum grafting procedures. And I thought you might be
honored to have my gums, because I'd be honored to do.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
All right, But there's no way that's happening. You can
cancel my appointment. I don't want your gums. I don't
want I'm not coming Okay, I'm not coming in You're
you're insane.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You're not going anywhere near my mouth. I'll tell you
that right now.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Hey Dean, Dean, this is actually Doubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone break on you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Patsy set you up.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Wait that was a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yes, it's actually a radio show that your wife listens to,
and she said you had an appointment to get gum
surgery today and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Oh my god, I don't even know what. Oh gollr,
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
If she'll a lot better right now, that was really insane.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks and.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I'll forget every single phone prank. Right now is a
free trip phone prank your chance to go to the
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time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
If you are a non confrontational person, then a business
like this may actually benefit you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
And that is the rent to person business. I'm sorry what.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's an industry that's booming in Japan right now, and
they're basically marketing themselves towards people that are non confrontational
who may want to rent a person to deal with
your conflicts.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So it's like having a mediator.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Or somebody that's bigger than you if you're being bullied
or something and you want somebody to intimidate somebody. So
I think you have your choices. You can pick a
person that can speak through the conflict. You can pick
an intimidating looking person to come in and just stand
there like they're gonna just like handle business.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You want to hire that just all the time before
I enter any room.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That would be like hiring, like double Like I feel
like people like, do all your tattoos is hired?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
To walk into a room, you'd be like, amen, never mind,
never mind. Throw tattoo always throws people.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, it really does. You wouldn't do anything but exactly until.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You smile and just you're like, Hi, Amen, how's it going?
What is this? What's going on here? Meditate? That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I do think this is a very interesting thing though,
and it's not the first time that we've heard about
being able to rent a person. But they also allow
you to rent a grandma. You can rent pretend siblings.
Any of the things that you're lacking, you can you
can rent it pretend siblings. Yeah, I mean, it's kind
of an innovative industry, especially in a time when people
(14:13):
are just like lacking and craving any type of connection. Right,
you know, you're alone. You could probably buy a whole
family for a few hours. Yeah, we don't get along,
you know, right here, you're freeloading on the house. I'm
going to argue eventually, I'm gonna kick you out, but yeah,
and then.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You're gonna feel like you really have like that sibling relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Exactly after you get all worked up and they leave,
you're like, man, that was really worth it, totally worth it,
the best fight ever. Well, if you do have siblings
and maybe Legos or your jam this something is very
new as well. Lego is now releasing their most expensive
set yet. It will cost one thousand dollars. It's the
ultimate collector series Star Wars Death Star, so that way
(14:56):
people will be able to experience the very own Death Star.
It's twenty eight and thirty eight inches wide, it has
fifteen rooms, and it even has easter eggs from Rogue
one in the Lego Star Wars video games that are
coming up.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So it's a death Star of Spaceship and it has
like rooms in the Spaceship.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I think, so I'm not familiar with the Death Star,
but then you know, that. That's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I know, a thousand bucks that's expensive. My nephew loves Legos,
but I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh that's kind of cool. I should a picture of it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
If you are a Star Wars fan, this is a
big collector's item, really, or I guess a Lego fan
a big collector's item. That's a lot of pieces it is.
What do you lose one? How annoying front rating? Can
you imagine you buy a whole new set just to
get that.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
One leg I hate that the force was real. I'd
bring that piece back. Why did you? I'm gonna rent
a person to go get that piece and bring.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
It to me.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Dupid piece Star Wars Lego set. That's ridiculous. Well take
a lightsaber to myself. I'm so frustrated right now. I
won't do that and be calm.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
There you go, will just like play with lightsabers trying
to find that dangy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Do they have Lego lightsabers? That would be cool, because
you probably do. I bet you they do. Like low
in the Dark Legos, that would not I would want
to use it, I know, But that's what's trending. While
we do research.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Also have what happens if you drop it. Well, you
don't want to trip over it. Oh my gosh, that
would be so annoying. Can you imagine you put it
together and then somebody just walks in and it's like
drunk and false face first in it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh? They have lego lightsabers? Cool? Are they?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You can't play with it though, you know what I mean? Like,
are they not just like the mini ones? Like human size?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, they're like normal size. They're like normal size. Okay, cool? Yeah,
that's pretty two hundred nineteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
If you won't get a real one, then you can
play with it. The lego one has to sit somewhere
and you can't play with it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
How much is a real one? Uh well, let's see.
Let's look at that. Also, how much for Star Wars
a real lightsaber got Google? Let's see? You know that
Google ai is thinking about it right now?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Standard grade priced a few hundred dollars to around five
hundred WHOA high end replicas Heyo several hundred to several
thousand dollars thousand official Legacy and Galaxies Edge lightsabers around
one sixty to four hundred movie props in auction one recently.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
In twenty seventeen, the original Obi wan Kenobi lightsaber valued
at four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Who do that better? Be able to actually cut through things?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's a real lightlaber Luke Skywalker prop was sold for
two hundred and forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Can you imagine a fun of you to play with those?
What do they do with? Okay, we don't need to
keep going trending. I don't know what they did. Just
sit and look at it. I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh, it's like sweet obi Wan light faber. All those years,
all those years I spent not being with a woman
and working with coding paid off.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
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Speaker 1 (18:18):
Corey is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Sebastian.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Corey, how long has
it been since you heard from Sebastian?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
You know, it's been a little bit. I thought that
he would get back to me right away, but he
did him.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, So have you tried to hit him up? Like
multiple times.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
I've texted but he didn't reply. And the thing is
so Sebastian and I work together. Yeah, So the next
day at the office I saw him, he like avoided
eye contact with me. So, I mean, it's it's there's
clearly some thing.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, So he's avoiding you at the office.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, that's the worst. You can't go somebody for like
you're not going to disappear. I'm so sorry, Corey. Well,
why don't you tell us about your date and how
you escalated from coworkers to this situation.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Sure, so we would always flirt a little when we
were getting coffee in the office, and finally he asked
me out and we went to happy hour at this
little place near the office, and at first, like I
was terrified, but honestly, he made me laugh right away.
We got margarita's and tacos, and he kept telling me
(19:38):
these like ridiculous office stories, like one time he spilled
cold brew all over the company's printer and I was like,
oh my gosh, it was Yeah, it was a good time.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Well, were you guys like flirty too. Do you feel
like it was going in that direction?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I think so. I mean, we stayed way longer than
I thought. I honestly thought i'd be by like eight,
but suddenly it was almost midnight and we're still talking.
We talked about travel, music, even books, which honestly I
didn't think he was into. But he had actual opinions
on books and that's funny. Yeah, I was you don't
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you don't find that and you know I didn't expect it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Okay, So did you guys like touch? I don't know
how question? Did you kids? Did you hold hands? Did
he hug you? Did he grab your butt?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Like?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What? Whoa?
Speaker 9 (20:29):
What?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah? I just like, how wet? I know, I'm sorry,
but not really well.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
When he walked me to my car, he hugged me
and he said we should definitely do this again. And honestly,
after that, I kind of flowed it home.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay, so he actually is the one that said we
should do this again, but he's ghosting you.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Is there anything that you can think of that happened?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I don't know, because you know, he was genuinely curious
about me. It felt like maybe there's this spark I
don't go on dates very often, and it didn't feel
like a small talk thing. It felt different.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I guess, Okay, so nothing happened, Like was there an
awkward moment?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I mean, I don't know, I know him shy and
maybe a little different.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Like at one point he asked me, I thought, if
you could live anywhere, where would it be? And I froze.
Instead of saying something normal like New York or Paris
or whatever, I blurted out Moondale from the Chronicles of Ashmir.
And it's not even a real place. It's yeah, it's
(21:38):
just a book I've read twelve times.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Probably, yeah, I'd be like, what's Moonvale?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Yeah, I mean he laughed.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
He laughed, but it was more like a I don't know,
you were so weird kind of laugh, Like I keeper
playing it in my head, wondering like, oh, was that
the moment he realized like I'm too strange to be
taken seriously, Like I don't, like, I'm like cringing this
thinking about.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well, no, I mean I would think that was a
dope answer, honestly. Yeah, but then again, I'm weird, so yes,
you know, we love weird. Weird so cool. Well, we
love weird but weird. Yeah, we'll see what we can
figure it out for you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
We'll play a song come back, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Corey is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Sebastian. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell
us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a
second date. But before we do that, Corey, why don't
you break down your davy again, force real quick.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Okay. So Sebastian and I work together. We slurred it
a lot. He asked me out. We went for tacos
and Margarita's. I thought we'd be there toy. We were
there almost midnight. He gave me a hug. At the
end of the night, he told me we should do
it again sometime. I think maybe I was a little weird.
I don't know, maybe a little awkward. He asked me
(23:05):
if I could live anywhere in the world. Where would
it be? And I blurted out Moondale from the Chronicles
of Ashmere, which is not a real place. So maybe
he thinks I'm really weird. It's a pretty cool place.
It's a pretty cool place. But yes, I texted. I
texted him like the next day, I said thank you,
(23:28):
no reply, And when I saw him work, he just
like avoided me and went in the other direction. So
I don't know. I'm out of my comfort zone. I
don't get it. I thought he liked me. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Yes? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Here we go, Thank you. Hi, man speak to please speaking.
Hey Sebastian, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Hi, Sebastian. I'm Nina. I am Victoria, and my name
is Jewbell. What's up?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
What's happening right now? Am I getting pranked?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Or no, it's not a prank. Have you ever listened
to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I'm sorry I haven't.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, Well, we do a segment on the show
and it's called the first Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
you end up ghosting them. That person can email us
to ask you why you're ghosting, And so we got
an email about you, Sebastian.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah, this is about Corey, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So you are smart, Yes, it is about Corey. Why
why are you ghosting Corey? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Oh? Yeah, okay, so this is gonna sound awful.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
But at first I asked her.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Out on the Dare my buddy and man, yeah, no,
I know, I know, but seriously listen and I'll explain.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
I'll explain it. I'll explain it. Like literally, this guy
who I.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Work with, he was like, hey, nobody can get to
her Cory touchable, and I was and I was just
joking that, you know.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Like, oh dude, I can.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
So I did end but then you know it, she
really turned out to be like just incredible, like sweet, funny, quirky.
And now I don't know what to do because I
don't want her to find out about the there because
she she just deserves so much better than that.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, so the dare was because people feel like she's unattainable.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah, like like nobody could actually like actually ask her
out on a day to actually like get her to to,
you know.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Grab a drink or grab coffee, you know whatever.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Nobody could get that kind of side of her was
always business, business, business, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh okay, and so you actually did like her, Yes,
So you feel bad because it was about it dare
and you don't want to continue things because if she
finds out that it was a dare hurt her feeling.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Yeah exactly, I really see. I don't know if there
was something there that I just don't want to hurt her.
And I think that she would just if you might
crumble if I if I told her that or like
I it wouldn't go any further than that because it
started some someplace so thin and.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You don't know that.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I was like, you would have to explain it to
her and see you know how she responds.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah, I mean I could try that, but I think
you should. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, Cool, she's on the phone right now, Sebastian and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That part.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
So you only asked me out because of some sort
of dare.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Okay, Yes, I like it was, but then it wasn't
because you're you're because you're not a challenge, You're you're uh, Sin.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
What what am I? What am I? Why do people
think I'm so like untouchable just because I don't like, oh,
like hang out by the water cooler with everyone, Like
maybe I'm just not interested in that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,
That's what I realized. You're not closed off. You're so
much more intentional than.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
That, And that's that's so, that's so rare, and I
screwed up, And but when we were together, it wasn't
the there anymore and it was literally the best night
I have had in forever.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
So what now I'm supposed to believe you suddenly caught
feelings for me in the middle of all of this,
in the middle of your little dare.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Yes, because you make me like sound like this Corey,
like you're you are hilarious and kind and you don't
even you don't even realize how amazing you are. Like
I ghost it because I was scared, not because of you,
literally because of me. And if you found out that
I was an idiot, like I didn't want you to.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I don't know, I didn't want you to find I'm
an idiot. Well you really you really are an idiot? Yeah, yeah,
you are?
Speaker 7 (28:09):
No I totally am because like but like, I don't know,
am I an idiot who deserves the second date?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
In a way, it's kind of a compliment all those
people thought you were so impressive Corey that nobody would
be able to touch you.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's not like it was a dare like you Yeah, no,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
It was like, ooh, Corey, I'm scared, and Sebastian wasn't scared.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
He stepped up to the plate.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I mean I don't find myself very scary. I mean
I spend a lot of trend in library, So I
told that, you.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Know, because you're intelligent sometimes like extreme intelligence and women
is scary for some men, not all.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
So I mean, yeah, you're intimidating, but like in a
really like well worded, really fun, deep like I could
listen to you for hours kind of way, like oh man,
what cool adventure am I?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
And are we about to go on in this conversation?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Like and you have no idea how nervous I was
to like even get up the nerve to.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Ask you out like it was.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
It took two coffees and a lot of self positive
self talking.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It sounds like, yeah, we wo Sebastian, would you like
another day with Corey?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
We'll pay for it?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yes, I would.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I mean, this is a lot to take in. I'm
going to be honest. I did not expect to hear
that I was just a dare. I can't believe I'm
about to say this, but yes, I will give you
one more chance, just one one. You're never living down
the dare thing, though, Like, I'm not going to just
(29:49):
forget about that.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Nope.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
I am a total idiot and you're the most amazing
person I have.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Ever met, and I will I will never let this down.
Thank you. Sounds like, well, wait, hold on, I have
a question, though, So what are you going to tell
everyone in the office that I am a total dupis
(30:18):
faced idiot and.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
That you you are the most fantastic, wonderful person I've met.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
My entire life. Wow, okay, thank you brutal honesty. I
like that, And honestly, here I thought you were just
going to try to say things. So I'm on board
with that. Everybody.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Every everyone needs to know how lucky I am.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
I knew you liked me. I thank you. I feel
a little bit better to know that I wasn't wrong.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Jules first date follow up, good morning. Can I take
your order?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Large, black cop? Do you mean aventy? No?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I mean large? He means Aventi. Yeah's the biggest on
you that Venti is large?
Speaker 5 (31:08):
No vent is twenty.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
bronde is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one
that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for somber tickets. So call us
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh six one.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You can also dm us at the Jubile Show or
go to the Jubil Show at hom if you think
you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I'm not gonna lie to you, guys. I can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
It wasn't really fear, but almost like an oh crap
feeling of when the you hit like the music button
and like the TV clip came on. I fully forgot
your playing the game. Oh, that's where we're at today. Yep,
that's where we're so we'll see if Victoria can remember
we're playing the game. Halfway through the game, do you
know where you are? When we play you versus Victoria?
(32:10):
Coming up right after this, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What am I some.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Sort of a mentally challenged air ahead?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I you even listening to you? To begin with?
You're a virgin who can't try.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez for Somber tickets today.
And let's meet our contestant for today's U vers Victoria.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
John.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
John?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Hey, how's going great? How are you doing?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
I'm doing all right.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You're going to be able to beat Victoria today? I
think I can. Yeah, sound very confident. Yeah, I don't know.
I had a solid half cock. It is pretty good.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
I actually don't drink coffee at all.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
I'm always that an even high.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
You're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. It's great, John.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
While she's leaving, John, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when es say pass and Victoria
has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
All right, here we go, John, your time starts. Now.
What year did the first Burning Man Festival occur? Nineteen
eighty two?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
What artists famously dance with a python on stage at
the MTV Video Music Awards Britney spears. What scale is
used to measure the hardness of minerals most Who is
the first Disney princess to have a child?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
To have a child?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
What type of doctor is doctor Strange?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
He is a neurosurgeon. All right, bring Victoria back into
the studio. Good job, John.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Rock.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
If you were getting ready in the morning, John, and
your reflection winked at you, Oh, what would you do?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I would probably wink back.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, Victoria, If you were getting ready in the morning
and your reflection winked at you, what.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Would you do? I would wink back, yeah, Not wink
at Aaron self. That's that kind of rude.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Also, there's like a blink yeah, right, there's a blinker
outside also our station.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm sorry, That's all I can think about right now.
It was going blinker ham yeah, in a car on
a car. But it was just like blinking, like not
a normal blinker. It was like blinking like fast lightning.
I was like, John, is that you outside distracting Victoria
with the blink?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (34:47):
It was.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Smart man.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
All right, here we go thirty seconds ans. There as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat John out right
to win? John, you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
What ear did the first Burning Man Festival occur? Bro
eighteen eighty four? What artists famously dance with a python
on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards? Oh Brady's Bears?
What scale is used to measure the hardness of minerals?
A weighted scale? Who is the first Disney princess to.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Have a child snow white? What type of doctor is
doctor strange?
Speaker 9 (35:29):
He?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Wait? Doctor strained? A really cool one? Magician one? What
color is the sunset of Mars red? Wait? I want
another one? You didn't get another one? That's messed up?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social
media producer Gabby that's hard.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, yeah, don't start like that. Victoria.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
You did get one, correct, Yeah I got four?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You know, John Crest, congratulations. Not even a petition.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Victoria, and you got somber tickets just for playing.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
Maybe Victoria should lay off the coffee and then exactly
I would.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Be asleep, is what I'd be doing. All right, let's
get the answer. He'll do better, He'll do better. I
walked into that one as he did.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
A burn just sounds so great coming out of that tone,
like you know solid, that's.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Very even, yeah, and like you're dumb, he'll mess up.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm John and I haven't had coffee like this. I
don't need it.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
The first Burning Man Festival happened in nineteen eighty six.
Close Britney Spears is the artist who famously danced with
a python on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
If you have not seen that, look it up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
If they ever got their you know, their orgy tent
fixed Burning Man what we did a whole story. Yeah,
the windstorm came and broke their tent for doing that. Stuff,
and a lot of people were upset about that. It's
a legit tent.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Too, so they probably rebuilt it, I would imagine with
that many people upset.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, we all pitched in. So yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I mean, where there's a will, there's a way.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Enough people band together you can get anything done. That's right.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It really passion behind it, and I know those people
that were spending time in that tent, we're definitely passionate
about it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
And they rewarded each other for their.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
The scale used to measure the hardness of minerals is
the most scale. Ariel is the first dizzy princess to
have a child. What doctor Strange is a neurosurgeon? And
the color of the sunset on Mars is blue? Okay,
first off, it's cool. I feel like I got a
good amount of this craft.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Which one the doctor Train's a really cool doctor neuro
whatever you said, is a really cool doctor a neurosurgeon?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
And the weight to scale one, it's a weighted that's
still scale, I said, the weight to scale, so you so.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I said, but it's called the most gale. I've got
skill right, Wait, all right, I.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Really appreciate how you play it for yourself, John, thank
you for playing Man. Have a great day. Thanks you guys.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, we played you verse Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is DM us at the
Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. And
if you want to fact check Victoria on her answers,
you can always listen to the podcast of the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Just type in the Jubile Show and you'll be able
to revisit all of Victoria's answers and DM her and
tell her how many she got actually right.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Exactly and that I won. I want drawn to stub
his toe.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Kelly is on the phone today for to catch Cheater
and she's been married to her husband, Garret for four years,
but now she suspects that something might be going on,
so we'll see if we can help her out. Kelly,
Sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but what's going on? Why do you think Garret might
be cheating?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Well, well, about a week ago, I basically noticed some
random charges on our credit card bill. It was from
a hotel that we've stayed at like months ago, but
not not when it was charged, if that makes sense,
Like it was a different date. And I asked Garrett,
my husband, about the charge, and his response was like, oh,
(39:22):
I forgot my boss luence some meeting and needed his place,
So that was his explanation.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
And you know, in the moment, I was like, that
makes sense.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
But honestly, there was something like about the way he
explained it. It felt so rehearsed, like I barely got
the question out before he just like said his like answer,
you know, kind of perfectly, if that makes.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Sense, is his personal credit card to book stuff for work.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
That felt off to me, you know, I mean, I
guess I should say I'd never noticed him do that before,
so no, yeah, exactly. The second bit that like made
me feel even more like what's going on was I
overheard him talking to his boss on the phone and
he said it's been forever man, which which pinged me
(40:13):
because I was like, well, he was supposedly just here,
Like what what do you mean it's been forever? But
I should mention too that like the night of the charge,
Garrett was home because I remember because we were watching
a movie, you know, so that that like, and you know,
(40:33):
my husband is so sweet and like, I don't know,
ever since the charge, he's been just as sweet, you know,
been decorating around the house. So it's always like a
nice relief and surprise when I get home. But I honestly,
you guys, like I can't shake this feeling that something
is off and going on. I don't know if he's cheating,
(40:55):
but something doesn't add up in this situation, do you guys?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah, but that's so strange that you're saying that he
was home though the night that you're concerned about. Oh,
it's almost like there was somebody in that hotel.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
But why or what was he with you all night?
Like were you did you go to sleep together?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (41:15):
Yeah, it was just like a normal night, just not
watched a movie, went to bed. I also had that
thought of, like, you know, how charges show up, maybe
like there's a day discrepancy. So I was like, oh,
I don't know if this is today or yesterday or tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
But the actual day the charge happened, he was weird
watching a movie.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Hmmm, interesting, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Then you already told us what grocery
store he's a rewards card member at, So we'll do
the usual. We'll call and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
All right, we'll play a song come back and get
your to catch sheeter next. Right in the middle of
to Catch a Cheeter, And if you're just joining us,
Calli is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of four years might be messing around. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at, and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
(42:17):
sends those to his wife, Calli or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Callie, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:24):
I love my husband, He's so sweet, found a charge
on our credit card for a hotel when we didn't
stay there, and when I confronted him about it, he
said it was his boss and that felt rehearsed. And
then I heard him on the phone saying that he
hadn't seen his boss in a while.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
So now I'm really confused.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Ready? Then I'll ever be.
Speaker 8 (43:01):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Hi, this is Corbeck calling for so. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Garrett.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Yes, this is him.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hi, Garrett, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Okay, I don't remember entering any kind of contest. What
is this?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
You sort of did every single month we choose one
random Awards card member to say thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer with a free gift.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You've actually won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
No way, Oh man, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
So first thing I would need from you would be
the first and the last name of the person you
want to send him to, and then anything you want
to put on a card, and then I'll get the
address and we'll be set. Kelly okay, And do you
want to put anything on a card to Kelly?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Yeah, all right, just the heads up. I canceled plans tonight.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Hah huh, love you Okay, got that, And I guess
I won't need the address from you because this isn't
a grocery store at all. This is actually a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Yeah, hi am Nina, Hi'm
Vic sure you and my name is Jubal.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
How are you all right?
Speaker 5 (44:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Well, we do a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
So your wife CALLI is actually on the phone and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
I cally, are you serious? You really think that I'm cheating.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Everybody in love with.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I mean I didn't.
Speaker 9 (44:45):
I was pretty sure you weren't cheating. It's something, Garrett.
Something isn't right right, like you do you remember the
hotel church like thing? That bothered me, Like I was
just like, what is that? And then I overheard you
talking your boss saying like it's been ever man, but
you said he was just there.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Okay, all right, you're right. I'm let me just say
I'm not cheating, but I'm kind of hiding something.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
What do you?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Can you just explain?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
What?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
What do you? What are you lying about?
Speaker 9 (45:18):
Like?
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Can you just say it? Please? What?
Speaker 7 (45:20):
Okay, Callie? I promise you. I promise you that I'm
not cheating.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
What do you remember the hotel that he stayed at? Yeah? Yeah?
What was the one thing that I kept raving about
the entire time? Oh?
Speaker 9 (45:36):
How much you loved the pillows. You wouldn't like shut
up about the pillows have Like there you saying, there's
a perfect best sleep I've got in a long time.
It was kind of annoying and funny. But because they're
like you guys, they are just normal pillows. There's like
absolutely nothing special about them.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
No, that's incorrect. They were not just normal pillows. They
were life changing pillows.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
Okay, and you would not understand this because you sleep
like you're dead.
Speaker 9 (46:02):
But I mean, what what you like? You better not
say you rented the hotel, just like for the pillows.
But you weren't even there that long, and you were home.
You were like, we were at home watching a movie.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Yeah, I didn't say that long. I had a mission.
Speaker 7 (46:20):
Wait, what's happening? The mission was to steal the pillows.
And the mission was accomplished. God, no one saw me.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
I brought them home.
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Stash three changed the one that I had, and I
have been sleeping like a baby ever since the pillow.
Speaker 9 (46:43):
Oh my gosh, you guys, though, I can see doing
this covert mission to retrieve stupid pillows, Like, oh my gosh,
I mean you could have just needly found out what
type of pillows they were, and how you spend how
much on the room just to like get the pillows,
And oh my god, you're probably charged more for even
stealing some garrot. It doesn't make sense financially, And like, why, honey,
(47:04):
why wouldn't you just tell me that you were doing this?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Like why was it a speaker?
Speaker 7 (47:08):
Must the sacrifice that I was willing to make for
God's pillows?
Speaker 3 (47:12):
So you were ready to lie and say that you
put up your boss in a hotel room just to
steal pillows.
Speaker 9 (47:20):
You know you're a moron, really, honey, Okay, Like I
just want to be clear about.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
That, and I know I'm very soundly. I mean, can
you just like.
Speaker 9 (47:29):
The next time, just like doesn't involve st after property,
Like next time that would be that would be great,
And just tell me next time you're like wanting to
do a covert operation. It's insane. You're insane.
Speaker 5 (47:42):
Do you know how stressful that is?
Speaker 9 (47:43):
Like you anytime you're not being direct and honest with me,
like I'm going to create stories. But it's like, of
course I am, because I'm stressing because I can smell
when you're not being truthful and then like that puts
me in out really tally.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
You know what, we'll relieve some stress. Those god shape pillows.
What sweeping on the extra pillow that I got you?
Speaker 9 (48:06):
All right, well it's better than an extra woman in
the picture.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Sure, Well, there you go, CALLI. He's not cheating, so congratulations.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
And you know he's a great thief, so.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yay the jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Don't forget every single phone prank you hear right now
is a free trip phone prank. Your shot at a
trip to the Austin City Limits Music Festival. All you
have to do is go to the Jewelshow dot com
slash acl and enter the keyword trip. That's trip at
the Jewelshow dot com slash acl.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Okay, yeah, it's time for Nina's What's trendy?
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Are you watching The Twisted Tail of Amanda Knox on Hulu? Oh? Yes, yeah,
but I want to start.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
It's so interesting if you remember, Amanda Knox was the
college student who ended up getting arrested in Italy for
the l leged murder of her roommate. So now all
of that is documented on the show, so highly recommend.
But meanwhile, Amanda Knox is taking this moment in the spotlight.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Again to explore other parts of herself.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
And now she's trying stand up comedy, botching on this
show and my past and now play around.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
She'll say, let's play.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Oh, and she says that when she's standing behind bars, can.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
You imagine being the child.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
It's good for her though, for you know, after going
out there and trying different things, matey, I mean for real,
to write for her up.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I'm sure we can get a hold of her.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
I mean, it's just so interesting to watch her story though,
because I feel like when the news first came out,
like all of those years ago, I wasn't sure that
I didn't think that she was innocent. But now watching
this Hulu show, I'm like, oh my god, well no
one believed she just went through Well I do now, yeah,
but like at the time, and I feel.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Like watching the news coverage at the time, you were
sure she was guilty. Yeah, it's really sad, you know,
because like she wasn't and that was like years off
her life. Like I was so young, I didn't notice
a lot of it. But also like, look watching the show.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
As so many years off your life and like having
to go through not having your family and auving your front.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Like, oh that just you're just trying to study abroad.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Man, Nobody warns you before you go study your broad
Oh also be careful that you do everything right because
if you get arrested, you know, that's not on us.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
I mean I've been told that multi times, have you. Yeah, Like, hey,
when you go to different country, Victoria not you.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
If you get in trouble, it's harder to save you.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I'm like I had a friend who went there when
he was in college people to Italy. Yeah, and they
warned everybody that was on that trip not to do
anything wrong because the Italian legal system and the police
are so crooked there. Yeah, something could happen to you
like this, so well.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
It's like crazy to think of because let's say you
do something like you're young, you're just being fun and dangerous,
like here, you get in trouble cops like let drop
out the warning or whatever. But like there, that's it's
a whole different system, Like it's not you're not at home,
like you have to be careful.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah, I crave trips to Italy often. So now I'm like, oh, man,
good thing you're older, because you would have been while
into doing dumb stuff. Who knows. But anyway, I highly
recommend the show if you haven't watched it, and if
you do and you want to talk about it, you
know their Japan has been in the news a lot
lately and they're doing a lot of really innovative things.
(51:33):
Japan has now created a new hair clip. I shouldn't
say Japan. It's not the country of Japan. It's a
fashion brand in Japan called jenny Fax. What they're doing
is they're taking underwear women's underwear and gluing a clip
to it and putting in your hair as if it
were a bow. So instead of having a bow like
in your ponytail, you would be clipping lacy underwear to
(51:54):
your ponytail.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Nope, never minds underwear. You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
You know, I'm going bald now, and I got this
bald spot in the back of my head, you know, yeah,
so I think I should do that. Just put a
hair clip in the top and let it cover up
that ball spot with some lacy underwear.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Look lacey granny panties, just like covering up the spot. Hey,
you know what if anybody should pull that off.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
You bowl, I believe it.
Speaker 8 (52:19):
You.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Thank you. It's nice. You know. I think we can
get you different colors. We're not gonna stylish.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
She was gonna get like weird looks and everything going
down the grocery.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
It gets weird looks. Who cares? It's worse though. He
has lazy underwear on his head.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
People like you think of comb over. A normal comb
over is bad, but lacey underwear combver on the dude
that's going bald man, that's a good look.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
I'm just going bald. Listen, do that because we can
call the creeps out and not draw any attention to
my bald spot trying to find him in a crowd.
Just look for the guy with under wow. All right,
that's a.
Speaker 5 (52:59):
True Ubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirgy little secret. I do, yeah, leto.
Speaker 7 (53:10):
At my office, I bring in my breakfast every morning.
It's usually a yogurt, and I put it in the
fridge because I get to work at like seven thirty
in the morning, so I don't like to eat that early.
But there have been a few cases where I go
into the fridge and my yogurt is just gone. And
I don't write my name on it or anything. But
(53:32):
you know, people put like their stuff in piles, so
people should just like respect that it's not.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Theirs, respect the pile, you know.
Speaker 7 (53:40):
And there was another person in another department that hinted
to me that they knew who was taking my yogurts.
And I don't want any like officers confrontation like that,
so I am not bringing my yogurt into the fridge anymore.
(54:01):
But I thought i'd get her back a little bit.
I had a ghost chili that I had gotten from
the Carolinas, and I chopped it up and it just
happened to make its way into her salad one.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Day, ghost pepper into her salad.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Did you watch her eat it?
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (54:21):
Oh, I didn't see her eat it, but I definitely
heard her eat it from way down in my cubicle.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (54:31):
She was definitely screaming bloody murder and she ended up
having to go to the hospital. Apparently she's really sensitive
despice and she felt like she was on fire. She
didn't understand why she was catching on fire at the time.
And while I did show concerns in the moment, because
(54:53):
I wasn't trying to like really like hurt her like that,
I didn't actually tell anybody that it was me.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Wow, you giggled to yourself and was like, feel better.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
That's my dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Well, thank you for telling us, you dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
Absolutely, guys, thank you for having me on.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Don't till his yogurt?
Speaker 5 (55:14):
What's your dirty little secret.
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