The Full Jubal Show from September 8th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stop what you're doing right now. It's digible show, especially
if you're on the TikTok shop or Facebook marketplace or
Etsy and you're about to hit purchase on some brand new'
be dazzled jeans or something. I say that because authorities
had to issue an international warning to people about a
new type of scam that's being used to defraud people
when shopping online. It's ridiculous and one man actually fell

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victim to it and it cost him over fifty thousand dollars.
Who We'll tell you what it is next so you
don't fall victim to it, and also tell you the
insane story it's right after this.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's the double show.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Be careful if you buy something online today, it's a
double show because you could get scammed out of thousands
of dollars. There's a story going viral that's making international
headlines about how one guy bought something on Facebook marketplace,
and not only is the whole world talking about it,
but authorities had to issue a ridiculous warning for anybody
who buys anything online. Here's what happened.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Everybody does that.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm a thirty four year old man from Dusseldorf, Germany.
Has gone viral after losing forty seven thousand dollars in
a Facebook marketplace scam involving what was advertised as a
military grade invisible helicopter.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
What all right? This is his fault?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Continue A Police reports state that Klaus Richter, an IT consultant,
responded to an ad claiming the helicopter was developed in
the nineteen eighties by a secret NATO program what it
had been declassified for quote civilian use. The seller assured
Klaus that the choppers invisibility technology was why there were

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no photos of the aircraft.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh clown, and despite the lack of proof, Klaus transferred
money via wire and even paid an additional six thousand
dollars for anti bird collision software.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
The invisible helicopter.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
The person that posted this invisible helicopter is feeling really
good about themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Right now, we're going over a story that's international where
a guy got scam him out of forty seven thousand
dollars on Facebook marketplace, and because of that, authorities have
had to issue a ridiculous warning for people who buy
things on Facebook marketplace and online. Will tell you what
that is in a second. But the seller promised to
deliver a special invisible hangar crate to his driveway.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh okay, did they catch this invisible people? Well?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Neighbors later reported seeing Klaus pacing in his driveway for
three days, waving his arms around like an airport marshal.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Because if it's invisible, yeah, there's crates gonna come invisible people.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
When the crate never arrive, Klaus contacted police, who had
to explain that the Airwolf stealth Copter three thousand was
not a real product. How do you not know it's
not a real product with that name, A Wolf stealth
copter three thousand.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Wait, it was on Facebook marketplace that should have given
it away all by itself.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
The story has gone international, with cybercrime officials issuing this
warning if you can't see it, it can't touch it.
And the seller explains that it's because it's invisible, it's
a scam. Don't buy it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Well, the original listing and if you had like the
right paperwork, I could see.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Where you could start to.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Believe it at a little bit, because the military classifies
a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So but then the more it gets into it, I
can see like that. Why would they put it on Facebook?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Marketplace, Like let's just say, let's just pretend that invisible
things do exist. If it's military grade, they're not going
to be putting it on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's going to be like in the Bermuda Triangle or
you know what I mean, like not there.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Interpol even had to issue an alert about a quote
unquote phantom aircraft scam spreading across Europe, with reports of
buyers in Spain and being due to the paying for
other invisible vehicles solding submarines in a space shuttle way,
I would want to buy an invisible space shuttle on
Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, well, I guess there really is a market for
those that are just going to get got. It's just
what it is.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's pretty crazy. Text in fur one o six one.
Have you ever bought something on Facebook marketplace or one
of the other marketplaces.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It was just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Because of that, people are also sharing things that they've
got on Facebook marketplace that were ridiculous. Somebody bought a
drawing of Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Oh, these are real things. They didn't get duped like,
they actually got them.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, it was advertised as a picture of Jennifer Lopez
that was signed, but it was a drawing. Oh nice
picture of Jennifer Lopez and colored in crayon.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Wow, I feel like that does not look like it's
a one of a kind piece of arts. You can
take it how you will.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Somebody else paid six hundred dollars for a craft Onion
Bits barbecue sauce.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh onion Bits, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Craft Onion Bits barbecue sauce, and they said it was
because it was like a collector's item in a classic.
So somebody paid six hundred bucks for that craft barbecue sauce.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I guess if you can collect sauces, that would be
one you'd want your collection.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You can just go to the store and buy it.
Not if it's a collector's item, it's not. Nay, are
you kidding? I'm not gonna I'm not going to write now.
Somebody texted in and said I'm totally buy this.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Somebody texted in at four one to six one and
said they paid one thousand dollars for an olive garden sign.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I didn't say where they got the sign, the person
that they bought it from, but it's neon if.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
They really has all garden. Yeah, close down story, Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Red stick.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Somebody else texted in at four one of six win
and said they paid six hundred and fifty dollars for
a stainless steel prison toilet.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh, why, that's actually interesting. How much do they spend
against it's hent our fifty bucks? I'm blashed out cheap.
Yeah that is not that bad. Why would you want that?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's like it's another conversation piece, and I can just
like picture somebody's like dungeon of a basement and they're like,
look I have down here.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Or just in the middle of the living room, and
it's like a special chair. Oh okay, it's another jubile
phone frame.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Morning on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hello, Hi, it's a great day of MEDSPA. This is
Pete Eggans. I was looking for Christina.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
Oh this is her.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Hey Christina, how are you.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm just calling to confirm your upcoming Botox appointment that.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You have with us next week.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, I'm sorry. Can you please hold
for one second. I'm getting another college. You need to
throw you on hold real quick. We'll get that all
confirmed for you.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Okay, thank you, all right, please hold okay?

Speaker 9 (06:37):
Hello yeah, hello, uh sorry, is this MEDA.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh Christina?

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Wait, who is this?

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Chuck?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh my god? What are you doing? How did you
get on here?

Speaker 11 (06:56):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Am I am?

Speaker 12 (06:59):
I almost with you?

Speaker 13 (07:00):
No, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I was on hole.

Speaker 13 (07:04):
I don't do how'd you get?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
How'd you get on here? Crazy?

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Wait? You were on hold with MEDSPA?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
No not really, I don't.

Speaker 14 (07:14):
I mean, I'm so lost right now, Like, how'd you get?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Because I got a phone call and it was from MEDSPA,
and you know, I go there pretty often. They were
just confirming an appointment and then they so they got
another call, so they had to put me in hold.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hey chesh, sorry about the hold there. So let's get
that mail enhancement surgery. I'll book for you.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Well wait, wait, I'm sorry?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Are we?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (07:43):
Why hello on here?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh it looks it looks like I must have got
some lines crossers. Is that Christina who I was just
talking to confirming an appointment?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Yeah, and you are now talking to my boyfriend who
is apparently getting some kind of mail enhancements that you meant?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Could you please tell me more about that?

Speaker 14 (08:04):
Welple, all you cannot disclose anything?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well why not?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
What what are you trying to hide from me.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm not trying to hide anything.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
I mean, I'm just you just said you don't have
to disclose information.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
So what is this?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, I think you know this is a sort of
I didn't. It's an accident. I'm so sorry about that
that I accidentally somehow patched you through to I guess
your boyfriend Christina. And yeah, I can't speak on the
things that he and I were talking about because of
you know, the patient privileged thing. But I'm going to
hop off real quick just to see if I can

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get you guys unpatched.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So just hang out for one second. I'll be right back.
What the hell, I'm just trying to God, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (08:48):
No, this is just listen, listen, I'm just trying to
I just want to get to a foot.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You know, I'm not. I'm not quite there. What nine
and a half is? Okay, I just need a foot.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
I'm just I don't even know what to say you
right now. I genuinely don't you mean so wait, you
need to tell me that after us being together for
four and a half years, that it doesn't warrant you
telling me that you're doing this.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't want you to be.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
I don't want that to be a foot long.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I don't Yeah, but listen, listen, I mean yeah, back
on the phone with you. Sorry about that. I think
I figured out the whole problem. So you got your
girlfriend on another line. I'll get back to her and
confirm her appointment. But let's talk about the tattoo removal too,
real quick.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
So that's going to make excuse me. Oh my goodness,
you are you are really destroying right now.

Speaker 14 (09:37):
Bro, we just just talk later, my god, leather.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh boy, I'm going to hop off again real quick.
Let you guys talk this out.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
What you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (09:50):
What tattoo? Are you even talking about? I have not
seen anything on you.

Speaker 14 (09:55):
Look, look remember when me and the boys went did
our thing, know last week week.

Speaker 13 (10:01):
And a half ago.

Speaker 11 (10:03):
I just yeah, I got speaking.

Speaker 14 (10:05):
Google eyes and a smiley face on my stuff, so
I got to get that move and I want the enhancement.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Whether it was your friend's idea or not, but you
said yes to having Google eyes and a smiley face
on your junk.

Speaker 12 (10:22):
You're idiot, chazz.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And again, and I just I guess I'll let Christina
know it's a prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now what, Christina, This.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
rank on you and your boyfriend Chazz.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
You gotta be.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Just ma'am.

Speaker 13 (10:43):
I love you, dear.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
I'm going I'm going to kill you when I get home.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I genuinely kill You're like this.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I've never heard you like this, so was.

Speaker 11 (10:57):
Oh well, Christina, I love you, baby.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Yeah, I love you too.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
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What's trending. Sleepy people are trending? Do you identify as

(11:29):
a sleepy person? I wouldn't raize both of my hands
right now. Yes, yes I do.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
But the interesting thing is sleep travel isn't a new
emerging trend. People have been googling getaways like wellness travel,
sleep resort, quiet vacation, what other sleep related experiences like
sound therapy, sleep coaches, sleep tracking, aroma therapy, sleeping outdoors,
and digital detoxes.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
We're tired, guys.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
We are, but you're telling me that because we're so tired,
we are going to now pay a ton of money
to go then just sleep. Yeah, guys, just sleep at home.
Let me tell you you can just spend that money
somewhere else, please.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I think that's the whole point. They're not sleeping
at home.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Life itself is so busy and exhausting, and whatever energy
is in your room, maybe you have a TV in
your room and you just keep it on and you
don't even realize that's exhausting, you too, shut it off.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, that's like thousands of dollars you're spending just to
go to sleep resort.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
But how much you ever slept better, like in a
hotel or somewhere else that was just like away from everywhere?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Not after realizing I spent thousands of dollars for it?
Have you juble?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't know? I might sleep is weird, So yeah,
you are weird. So yeah, I don't know. I've never
slept a great ever.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
So well, you know where I sleep better. We're on
a beach. I don't like to sleep. It bugs me. Okay,
so this isn't for you, but for someone like.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You see on vacation, I'd be down to sleep, though.
On vacations, I'm down to sleep.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
You know like this that like like a getaway somewhere
where it's quiet and you just like your crickets are something,
and it's like just whatever, and you have the most
comfortable bed of your life, and then a romatherapy getting
it in the best sleep. Then you get up and
then you can like really enjoy the things around you
because you're actually rested.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
You know that sounds like the beach, not well whatever
you want sleep.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I didn't like that because then I woke up with
bug bites and stand in places I didn't want it.
So that's not for me, but for anyway, there's something
for everyone, I guess. But here's something we all should remember.
You never know who's watching you. That's not no, this
is actually sweet. You never know who's watching you. Be
nice to people. A Brazilian football legend ended up becoming

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a billionaire overnight because this childless billionaire passed and he
had given him his entire fortune because he'd been watching
Brazilian football star neymar Junior.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Who's al yeah's huge, close to a billion dollars, right,
he's already a millionaire.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
But the whole reason why this childless billionaire was like,
you know what, I've been watching him his whole career.
He's not entitled, he's and so good to everybody, and
I just feel like he's not self serving and that
he would do something good with this money. So he
left him his entire fortune at one point four billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Any billionaires that currently listen to the Jewbil Show, I
wish you a long, healthy and great life. But if
you want to throw it in your will, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now, Now you do that. I told you.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
See you got to act right. People are watching you
don't even know. He was like, I'm a great person.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I go on, you are a great person. You are
very more generous.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Nim Or didn't get it for being a great person.
You got it because he's watching them and play. Actually, no,
he said that he is a great person.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
He believed he was a good person, not self serve,
not self serving.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's something that was rare. You're not self serving either, though, Jubile.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, but I would you know, I wouldn't mind if
somebody like listening to the show and they were a
billionaire and then like, you know, something happened unfortunate and
they want to send it in because they were fans,
Like that's cool.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Now you're just being.

Speaker 12 (15:00):
Samurai is Oh.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
My goodness, I have so many Samurai sas all because
of you.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Okay, But so you have to donate, Well, you need
to give that money to somebody to be responsible with it, Like.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Victorian me what, I'm just kidding, I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
And lastly, Uber is testing a new payment method cash.
They're allowing people to pay for rides with cash carry
cash rows.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Doesn't sound safe to me, Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Some of the drivers feel like it's not safe because
they think they'll be targets for burglaries. But the whole
point of allowing cash is for some people who don't
have bank accounts to still be able to have rides.
So they're testing this right now in La San Diego, Dallas,
and Orlando.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
So we'll see how it works.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
So they're basically becoming like regular taxis, like actual taxis.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh my god. Tax Even in taxis.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It has a sign that says driver doesn't carry more
than twenty bucks cash because because people get robbed.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
That's true that you can get out about that. You
don't get rob doing anything, girl, watch your back. You're
no kidding act right, not you people, And that's what's trending.

Speaker 15 (16:02):
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Speaker 1 (16:08):
Cole is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Aria.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Cole, how long
has it been since he talked to Aria?

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Hey, guys, uh, it's been a few weeks enough to
wear you know something's up for sure, and I'd like
to know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Are you still thinking you like Aria or you just
want to know what's up?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
No?

Speaker 8 (16:32):
I mean I definitely like her. I thought there was
a vibe and you know it was a good night.
I just I Antoly don't know what what's like that?
He some to this, you know, I don't know, let's
come through to the dog.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Why don't you just tell us about the date? Then?

Speaker 13 (16:46):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah. So we started at this wine bar and it
wasn't one of those pretentious places like it's actually was
really super chill and viby. It had string lights on
the ceiling and gales of books everywhere and this little
stage in the corner and there was actually a guy
there playing acoustic covers, which is perfect because music is

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my kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
That's sort of what I do. And so anyway, we ordered.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
A flight and Aria didn't pretend to know all the
wine turns, which is cute and fun, and she took
a sip and said, you know, this one tastes like sadness,
and I started laughing because that's funny, and you know,
she's funny like that, doesn't try too hard, and it
was just like just a free phone sort of vibe.
Then we get into like one of those conversations when

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you kind of don't expect on a first date. You know,
we talked about our parents, about how we grew up,
what we want out of our life, you know, kind
of deep stuff. She told me about traveling solo and
how she's addicted to books she can't finish, and I
admitted I still write songs in my notebook like a
teenager because I'm a musician, and.

Speaker 11 (17:50):
You didn't learned about that.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
The bark down was book clothes and tabs, and neither
of us pretty much was moving, like we were just
kind of like this gazing, you know, kept talking, Angela
leaning in like there was.

Speaker 13 (18:02):
No one around us.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
The room had disappeared.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
It was really sweet.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
She had this way of looking at me where, you know,
I felt seen. You know, you don't get back too often,
you know, if you're gonna you guys date, but like
it's just not easy out there.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Do you think she felt the same way.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
For sure.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
There was an energy there. If she wasn't liking it
or feeling I assumed she would have sort of say
I'm gonna get away, I'm gonna get going.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
She didn't say that at all.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
Yeah, you know, she's different, she's sharp, you know, she
challenges me, and but she.

Speaker 13 (18:29):
Also has like this amazing stuffs. Guyed to her. The
way she listened.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
There wasn't just small talk.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know, what I mean it was. I don't know.
It was just felt real, you like her. What could
have gone wrong?

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Then it's a great question.

Speaker 13 (18:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
At the end of at the end of the day,
she said, she suggested.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
No, don't know, maybe heading back to my place, which okay,
I wanted to, but she had a few glass in
the wine and I didn't want anything to happen when we.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Were both totally clear head.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
You know, we weren't very much like we weren't. We
had a few doings, so we're like, we were just
kind of buzzing and having a nice time. My mom
raised me to respect women, so for me, I called
it a night right there, you know. So maybe I do,
or maybe she thinks I'm not really into her by
doing that, or she's embarrassed that I said no, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Women don't take it very well when they get turned
down after asserting themselves.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Kind of like, but we do love a respectful man.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
We do love a respectful man, so don't change that.
But if she didn't understand that's what was happening.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Did you explain it to her, did you say sorry,
I'm a respectful man.

Speaker 13 (19:35):
I did say that. I text her the next day
to think how she was beyond.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
And that's when she didn't respond. And I want her
to know how much the night meant to me. But
after a couple more texts, they haven't hear a peep,
and so.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I wonder if she feels like she embarrassed herself. All right,
well we'll see if we can figure it out for you.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if herself why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get to a second date.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay, that's right, thanks us.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay, we'll get your first day follow up next. Right
in the middle of your first day follow up if
you're just joining us, Cole is on the phone and
Cole is getting ghosted by Aria. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Cole,
why don't you break down your date again for us
one more time?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Real quick?

Speaker 13 (20:20):
Yeah, so real quick.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
I mean, we went to this really cool wine bar.
We were vibing. We spent a couple hours there, you know,
the Barender Brothers our check. We were still sort of
gazing at each other, just downing a great time, not
in a rush to get out of there. And then
she sort of suggested head back to her place, but
you know, we would drink in I want to be respectful,
and I said, no, that's okay. I'm going to call
it a night here. And so to me, maybe thinks

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she thinks I'm not into her, or she's embarrassed or whatever.
But I text her the day after and she didn't respond,
and it's been like ghost town ever since.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call her
and see if she'll tell us? Why? Yes? All right,
here we go. Hello, Hi, man speak to Aria please, Yes,
this is she? Hey, Aria, how are you?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hi, Area, my name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and
my name is Jubal. How are you.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
I'm a little confused.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Have
you ever listened to it?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
I think I feel like I've heard of it.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, okay, Well, we do a segment on the show
that's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with someone and you ghost them,
that person can email us to ask you why you're
ghosting them and we got an email about you from somebody?

Speaker 16 (21:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, any idea ghost in somebody?

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Is it cool?

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah? Do you mind telling us why? Sure?

Speaker 12 (21:57):
This is so strange me a song that I felt
like was a trap. He like wrote me a whole
song about how he felt seeing me for the very
first time, and he told you that we've been on
one date.

Speaker 17 (22:15):
Right.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Yeah, it was way too much.

Speaker 12 (22:21):
It's like very love bombing, saying all the right things,
like everything that you should say to get someone to
fall fast, and it just felt so manipulative.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
It felt so love bomby.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
You didn't think it was sweet. But somebody wrote you
a song after meeting you.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
Okay, let me wait, hold on, let me pull this
up for you for a second. The lyrics that he
wrote for me, Okay, your laugh lit the room like
a spark in the night. One glass of red wine
and everything felt right. I don't need forever to know
what I've found with you, Ariya. I never touched the ground.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
That's so love bombing, and it's kind.

Speaker 12 (23:08):
Of just like icky, Okay, that's insane after like a
couple hours together.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
See, he sounds like an artist, like he was just
inspired by you. Have you been loved bomb before? Ariya,
do you feel like you're cautious about that type of
behavior for a reason.

Speaker 12 (23:25):
I've definitely been loved bomb before, and so I know
I'm very cautious. But I think I'm cautious for a
reason because I think it's so easy to fall for
love bombing, because it just feels good and it feels
like without seeming like a self obsessed It's like.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah, of course you'd like me.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
Of course I'm really great, you know, like, but you know,
I think it was like it was very strong, very
like head over here, my feet never touched the ground,
like a good first date.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
But damn.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Your money? Can I jump in? Ari on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you?

Speaker 13 (24:06):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Song?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
What hey?

Speaker 13 (24:08):
That the song was me being honest.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
My mom raised me to believe women are goddesses, Like
I don't think that stuff.

Speaker 12 (24:13):
You're doing it right now though, Like you're saying exactly
what I'm supposed to want to hear to like make
me think that your like head over heels crazy about
me and.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Now yeah, so wait, so treating you with respect is
a problem. But I didn't take you home because I
didn't want to cross the line. That's not being you know,
if you love that, it's this basic decency. I thought, well,
it's not.

Speaker 12 (24:37):
Just you think that like like makes you this saintly person.
I just suggested that we go back to yours because honestly,
it was like, in the moment it felt right, I
felt like continuing the night. But that's just physical cool.
That's not like love. That's not like love at first sight.
And this what you did with this song, it's so loaded.
It's like so feelings heavy. Does that make sense?

Speaker 13 (25:00):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
Someone hurt you obviously, and someone someone must have think
a love song is turning you in a different direction
or something like.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's not what this was about.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Like, this is me being open and kind and vulnerable.

Speaker 12 (25:16):
Well, guys, I read you the short birden I read
you verse one.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Do you think you would have been more comfortable if
he dedicated a song to you that already exists versus
like writing one.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I don't know, like, maybe write the song, but then
maybe don't like.

Speaker 12 (25:31):
Give it to me until maybe we've seen each.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Other a few more times.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
And it's like I have to confess I wrote this
song about the way that I felt about you after
our first date, Like that's what I would have been
so romantic?

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Then let me prove that, let me prove not all
men are the same. Let me I'm not asking for
forever here. I just want a second date. No songs
this time, just us.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 12 (25:51):
Know, just did it again?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Would you like to go? We'll pay for it. I mean,
I like to hear that.

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Are you?

Speaker 12 (25:57):
Oh God, you just don't quit? Can you hear the way?
And I'm it's not even your phone, like you're an artist,
I get it.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
I'm not happy for efforts.

Speaker 12 (26:08):
Yeah, I think that if he can kind of like
just stile it back a little bit and not be
so acting poetic, I could.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
I mean, you're you're asking me to change like who
I am. You're asking me to change this core value
of who I am.

Speaker 13 (26:23):
I can't do that.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
You know what I'm saying, This is who I am.
I mean, here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
If I'm into you, then I'm into you, and I'm
not going to be bashful about it.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
I'm going to let you know.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
You know.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
And we had a moment that night, and it was sweet.
It was tender. It was time. You know, I didn't
want to go home with you, obviously, I want to
be respectful, and I don't you know what I mean, Like,
this is what a gentleman does. And I think your
smile is a good sense and the sunsets for that
thing is beamon and I you know there's something here
that may pull out this poetry and motion type stuff

(26:54):
and you should be here.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
You should know about it, right. I mean, it's hard
who he is.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
I mean I think that this is who he is
through and through.

Speaker 12 (27:03):
It's hard to not hard to wonder if you know,
has he sent that exact song to another girl and
swapped out the name? Is just a move, but like
it just feels so performative, but maybe it's genuine.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
I've written songs, but this one is specifically for you.
This isn't for anybody else. This is what inspired me
to write. I shared it with you. I'm not your
typical you know, musician you see.

Speaker 13 (27:27):
On the corner of the street or playing at the bar.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
This is something wholesome and I don't know how I
wus to prove with you. But let me go it again.
Let's try it again. Let's go to a second date,
and I'm not going to bring my guitar. Jesus is
real at least general a chance. What do you have
to lose?

Speaker 13 (27:41):
These guys are gonna pay for work.

Speaker 12 (27:42):
Come on, sure, yeah, I can just kind of get
to know each other on some real on a real level.
No guitar, no notebooks, don't write a poet an epic
poem about you know, my parking skills.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
I would like that.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I would love it. Hey, congratulations, call you got another date?

Speaker 8 (28:02):
Yes, amazing, amazing, this is this actually what was worth it?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
It's good and Aria, this is this is wonderful.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
I'm excited to see you again. And you know, there
is no flower in this world that is as funny
as you are.

Speaker 13 (28:17):
Just know that, Oh wow wow.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Jubile's first date follow up.

Speaker 15 (28:26):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
To like you.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Amirias
in a game of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets.
So call us up right now if you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one o six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubile Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you have what

(28:59):
it takes to beat Sneezy VICKI hair allergies are killing
here today.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
They are.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
It kind of Also, it puts me in like a
weird sleeping vibe, Like I have like weird dreams when
I'm asleep and I have my allergies really bad because
I can't really breathe. And last night I dreamed that
like I somehow flat eyed my whole hair, and then
I woke up and it was all wet. It was
very trippy. What your hair was actually wet when you
woke up? Yeah, my hair was wet when I woke up,

(29:26):
But in my dream I had like flat ironed it
and it was like dried and it felt nice.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Was your wet hair wet before you went to bed? Yeah?
I did, but I forgot about that part. Oh, I
was just wondering how your hair got wet sweaty, Vicky A.
I was thinking someone like came in.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
But if you want to play, Victoria calls right now.
We'll play you verus Victoria next. It's the Dual Show.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged hairhead?

Speaker 6 (29:54):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
It was like, why am I even listening to?

Speaker 6 (29:59):
To begin with? You're a virgin who can't try.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. And let's meet
today's contestant for you versus Victoria?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Justin? What's up? How are you not too bad? How
you guys doing good? Thing? All right?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Thank you for asking? Struggling with the allergies a little
bit so, Victoria?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
But bro, are think as bad for you as they
are for us? Justin? Like they really will?

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Take?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
I slept all day yesterday, mind you like got about
eight thirty pm.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's when I finally got up. So you've probably got
a worse than me. Then, for sure, that's not what
I wanted to hear. Are you ready to go? Justin?
You think it can be Victoria? I I hope so
I do. Now, all right, here we go. Everybody's so rough.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, here's
how the game is played. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Okay, all right, sounds good. You ready? Here we go,
justin your time starts? Now?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
What singer was known for shaking his hips?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
What year was TikTok internationally released twenty thirteen?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Which planet is the hottest in our solar system?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
The fun? What does the NHL stand for National Hockey League?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Which year did the manufacturing of seat belts and cars
become federally mandated in the US.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Nineteen sixties?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
All right, got that in, we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, justin, here's a question for you.
If aliens landed on Earth and asked you for Earth's
best food, what would you give them?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
That's a good one. Probably go with Chicago style pizza.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Oh imagine alien who has never had Earth food before,
who knows what they eat right, has a Chicago deep
dish pizza with all that cheese and everything else.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
A cake.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, it would definitely be like, all right, we're definitely
gonna bomb these people.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You're taking over a lot of that.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
It's so good, though, Why Chicago like Italian style pizza?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
You go with Chicago style out of everything? That's what
he likes, likes a deep dish. Deep dish is delicious.
You can't beat it.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That would hurt if aliens asked you, Victoria for Earth's
best food?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
What would you give them? Oh, I'll give.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Him some really good like tacos. Like so, I'm like,
you gotta or or or am I thinking of something
freezo tacos.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
It tastes amazing. I give him a twizzler. What bright?
That's all we eat here? They'd be like, this is it?

Speaker 13 (33:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Just one skittle gets your food all day? You already eats.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
You're like, I'm really hungry, I want more food. Sorry,
that's all you get on Earth, this one skittle. That's alien.
They'd be very angry, confused. All right, here we go
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible if
you don't know, and just say pass, and you have
to be justin outright to win, and justin you can
tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
Alright?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Ready? What singer was known for shaking his hips?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I don't, I don't know, Freddy Mercury. Wait here was
TikTok internationally released? Twenty twenty? Which planet is the hottest
in our solar system?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Ours? Oh? What does Theiana jess stand for? You're also hot? Here?
One skittle early day? What did you say?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
What is the.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
NHL stand for National Hockey League?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Which year did the manufacturing of seatbelts and cars become
federally mandated in the US?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Fifteen? Digchiesteen fifties? Carrying me not here, aliens, Dan.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm just picturing an alien just eating one skittle a day,
thinking that's how we do it here. I would never
let him leave the house so he doesn't find out
any different.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Oh yeah, all right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I want pizza to the scoreboard and find out how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Our social media producer get happy. So Justin gott at
least one correct.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
But honestly, I would give him a half way or
at least like, let's do like one and a half
for Justin.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I think it's two. Okay, we'll get one to Victoria.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Question that means you win. Congratulations, you didn't even come close.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Victoria didn't matter. He's posit me the game. No I didn't.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yeah, you know he won.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, let's get the answers now, Ana.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
The singer that's that was known for shaking his hips
is Elvis Presley.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
The year that TikTok was internationally released is in twenty seventeen.
The planet that's hottest in our solar system is Jupiter. Okay,
that's rude. NHL is the National Hockey League. And then
the year that manufacturing of seat belts and cars became
federally mandated and the US was nineteen sixty eight, but
he said sixties.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
So that's why I give it to him. Yeah, that's
which is probably better like the era. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, at least you were in the ballpark of when
America was actually a nation.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, nine was fifteen fifties.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Before they they're just thinking ahead.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, we played your Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play I
have to do is DM less at the Jubil Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
The Jubil Show.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Bella is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been dating her boyfriend Greg for a
year and now she thinks something's going on. So we'll
see if we can help her out. Bella, sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but what's
going on? Why do you think Greg's cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Yeah, we've been dating for about a year. He's pretty
much he's charmed his way like into making me fall
in love with him. So that's on him.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
But I mean we both.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
Said upfront that, like we're very career driven, both of us,
so we're very very busy, and it would just be
nice to have something, you know what I mean. And
so that's what we've been doing girl last year. So like, yeah,
we're boyfriend girlfriend, but it's not a relationship, Like it's
not a relationship of convenience, but like it if something
has to be done, work always comes first, okay, And

(36:34):
that's never really been a problem. Like he's a pretty
late back guy, s Greg. He's like an artist. But
these last two months have been pretty weird. Why he's
not very sporty. Okay, in the last like year, I
don't think I've seen him go to the gym, Like
he hasn't gone on a high.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
He does an exercise, Okay, I just need.

Speaker 9 (36:56):
That he's like one of those guys that like he
doesn't have to work out, Okay, like he's good looking.
I'm just trying to describe him so that like this
comes across the right way. But because in the last
two months, he has started playing pickleball for some reason, because.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
It's supposed to be a popular no it is, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Well I hate it, he said, like a friend introduced
him to it, and like he started going to plea
he's now playing like weekly, and that's not why I
think he's cheating, but it's kind of like red flag
number one, you know what I mean, because.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
He never had an interest.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Okay, So now he's going like a lot more like
now like a couple times a week. And he started
canceling plans with me since he could go, like saying
he needs to practice or like his buddy needs them.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Like to do a double match whatever. You know.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
I don't know, but likes pretty annoying, but if it
makes them happy, like you know, I don't really care.
I just want him to be happy. But the second
red flag is that there were a couple of times
where we were hanging out and he got like text
from some woman named Jenna.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
I don't know who this is, so I asked, and he.

Speaker 9 (38:13):
Like quickly throws it away, you know, and he's like,
she's just a professional that works at the tennis club.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
And he told me that, like Jenna is just helping him.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
With his game or whatever.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
I don't know why they have to text, but like
and she told me just that you know, someone who
works there. Like I don't know, but I know that
he goes to the club and.

Speaker 9 (38:32):
Like like plays pickleball all the time, and she's gone
and watched like practices.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
That sounds like a valid concern, honestly, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (38:41):
You know it's but like who watches that?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
That's boring, right, all of these things together, you know what.

Speaker 13 (38:48):
I mean, And like she's a catch.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
I get it, and like I don't know.

Speaker 9 (38:52):
I just I trust him kind of, but like I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
This is why I.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Emailed, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. I guess that's understandable too if he's canceling
plans and he hasn't you know, canceled plans and first
stuff like that before.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Well, and also just because of his reaction when you
asked who Jenna was and then the fact that Jenna
works there, I don't like that, Like I think, like
that's something that would definitely set off an alarm for
me too.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
So I understand why you emailed.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Us thank you. I don't like it either.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I know, I'm so sorry it sucks, but you know what,
hopefully this is just a misunderstanding and he just really
loves pickleball.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
I mean, so, Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
I think you could like be calling from the club
Saya he's won, like stay at Greg is the winner
of a free getaway weekend, like at I don't know,
some like tennis pickleball resort whatever, I don't they have
to have that right, and like the promotion for their
opening is like he can bring up one there. I
want to see who he brings.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay, great, yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and pretend to be from the pickleball tennis club that
he plays that you have to go set inform here
in a second, and then when we come back, we'll
call him and see if he believes that, and see
if he chooses you as a plus one or somebody else.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Okay, okay, all right, play us. I'll come back.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
You're to catch a Cheater next show. If you're just
joining us for to Catch a Cheater. Bella is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Greg of
one year might be cheating. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from a pickleball resort,
which does exist. Does because he's gotten really into pickleball
and he just joined a pickle ball club and will

(40:34):
say that because he's a new member, he won a
prize to go to an all inclusive pickleball resort in Miami.
He can take a guest with him, and we'll see
if he chooses Bellow or somebody else. But before we
do that, Bellow, why don't you refresh our memory on
why you think Greg might be cheating?

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Oh, he has never been active, but not an active dude,
and all of a sudden, he's obsessed with pickleball. He's
now going multiple times a week and he got a
check from some chick named Jenna who apparently works at
the club, and it just seems pretty sketchy, like, all
of a sudden, not only is he en to pickleball,
but now it's like getting random texts that he doesn't

(41:11):
want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, that's the weird part. All right, Well, are you
ready for us to call him?

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm just scared, but yes I am.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
I am. No, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 13 (41:34):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Hi, this is Gorbyn calling from I was looking for
our new member Greg.

Speaker 13 (41:40):
Uh, yes, this is hey Greg.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 13 (41:44):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
How are you good? So that you just signed up?
And hope you're loving it?

Speaker 13 (41:49):
Oh yeah, it's been pretty cool so far. I really
enjoyed the chorus. I feel like that my game's gotten
a lot better just being a member of the club.
So right, I'm pretty excited.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Guess what it's about to get a lot better because
congratulations Greg, I'm actually calling to tell you that you're
the big winner. What we are doing a contest where
one of our lucky new members is going to win
an all inclusive trip to Miami at a pickleball resort.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
It's an ocean side pickleball resort. It's it's really a
cool experience.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
You get training, you get it's four days, you get
all kinds of training and coaching and things like that,
and it's nothing but.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Pickleball for four days by the beach in Miami. Yes
you did.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Congratulations for really, yes, for real, congratulations. It's just our
way of saying, you know, thank you for thank you
for joining, and thank you for being a member, and
thank you for using all of our services that we offer,
because I know you've been doing lessons and stuff too.

Speaker 13 (42:47):
Yes, this is so cool, thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
No problem, And it is a plus one.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
So you get to take somebody with you, and we'd
like to extend the offer of inviting that person by
sending them some flowers and in a car to invite them.

Speaker 17 (42:58):
Oh okay, okay, I've been talking to this chick, Jenna,
and so I actually met her at the club and
I wait, yeah, yeah, are Jenna, Yes, yes, yes, yes,
you've been training me.

Speaker 16 (43:16):
Oh okay, yeah, So I want to take her, Like
you know, we've been only kind of seeing each other
four start time, and I haven't really had.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
A see Jenna every day and I haven't heard that.
So that's exciting news.

Speaker 13 (43:30):
Oh so that's possible. We'll love to take her.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, that is not possible at all, actually, because this
is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show, and
your girlfriend Bella is actually on the phone.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
What yeah, hi, oh you know what the what do
I say? What did I say? He's not forty?

Speaker 9 (43:52):
And I swear to god, I knew.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
I Oh, I'm trying to curse. I knew right, and
you started to born you have something. There was an angle.

Speaker 17 (44:04):
No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
I don't believe that you weren't doing something.

Speaker 13 (44:08):
But I knew ankle ball. This is a pickle ball thing. No,
I was supposed to go because I knew you wouldn't
want to go. You wouldn't want to go. Tell me
I'm gonna take her. I'm gonna take gim. I knew
you want to go.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Did you not just call her beautiful? And so you've
been seeing her? Yeah, well I've been seeing.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
Her at the at the at the court, I've been
seeing her.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
The course, so beautiful that you said, there's there's literally
no way you're not cheating right now, Like there's literally
no way.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
I gave her a compliment. Because I gave her a compliment.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
This is ultimate. Why would you?

Speaker 9 (44:48):
Why would you saying that I would want you to
take someone else to a resort.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Ball.

Speaker 9 (44:55):
You're staying the same room, you idiot.

Speaker 17 (45:00):
I could do it like you wouldn't want to go.
I was trying to be considerate of you and your field,
and then you would not want to.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Go see her though you literally said that, you know what.

Speaker 13 (45:12):
You're right, you guys, you're right, You're right.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
But here's the thing. The trip is stake, and and
I'm your girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
She's not.

Speaker 13 (45:26):
You are my girlfriend. She is my coach. You are
my girlfriend like I.

Speaker 17 (45:31):
Like you don't first don't want to deal with There's
nobody else.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
You don't take your pickleball coach to would get away weekend,
you idiot, to a.

Speaker 13 (45:40):
Pickleball it's a sports thing.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
You don't want to do it.

Speaker 13 (45:45):
You wouldn't want to do it.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
You can't.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
You're saying that I don't want to do so we
at that moment, dude, you can't keep saying I don't
want to do something.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Come up with a different excuse.

Speaker 13 (45:55):
Okay, well, what what what is it you want me
to do? What How can I prove to you that
I'm not seeing on you? What can I do to
show you that I'm I'm.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Jenna?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
Show me all the conversations you've ever had with Jenna,
show me your phone.

Speaker 13 (46:10):
Look, you are mad right now, and I understand that.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Oh, tell me I'm bad. Tell me I'm mad, Tell
me I'm mad.

Speaker 13 (46:19):
Look, I'm just just saying that you should. You should
be able to trust that. What I'm saying is.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
You're right, I should be able to.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
But obviously I can listen. Do you hear this person?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
How are you doubling down on this? Greg?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
You just said you were seeing Jenna. Do you want
to be with Jenna or do you want to be
with your girlfriend?

Speaker 17 (46:45):
I'm just seeing her at the club. I want to
be with Bella. I want to be with im with bellow.

Speaker 9 (46:51):
So then why wouldn't you taking me on a trip
if you want If you don't want to.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Be with someone, you don't take them on a romantic
at a water pickleball is involved or not?

Speaker 13 (47:01):
Just the part always paying a teacher to the pickle ball?

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Oh my god, wait, hold on, am I going?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I don't know what You're not going crazy. We're hearing
all of this stuff too. Greg, just own up to it. Man,
you got caught.

Speaker 13 (47:18):
No, it's a it's a setup.

Speaker 17 (47:20):
And I don't feel comfortable with having this conversation with
people who don't even know more.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
You don't, we don't know, sad Oh no, oh no,
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Okay, no, we will not.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
He hung up, Bella. He's gone.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
It's very obvious what's going on.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
Yeah, talk about the gas lighting like that was like
in sing.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
To me, super triggering. I'm really sorry.

Speaker 9 (47:53):
Whatever, good ridden, bye bye bye bye. I mean, I
guess thank you guys for like figuring everything out for me.
You stayed the moon from like and so I really
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Yeah, take care, all right, it still sucks again, I'm sorry,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 6 (48:15):
What's your favorite ice cream?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I knew that would sound incredibly creepy whispered, but I
didn't realize just how creepy that would sound.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I'm sorry about that. Well, anyway, what's your favorite ice cream? No,
the Jewel Show?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
And I asked that question because a new study is
going viral that says the brand of ice cream you
like can tell you everything about your personality and how
you are in relationships. So we'll go over it next
so you can be prepared the next time you have
to go on a date and you need to know
if you're looking for somebody who likes Hoggin DAWs or
Ben and Jerry's person is more your speaking.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Okay, this is helpful.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
We'll go over it right after this. It's the Jewell Show.
What's your favorite brand of ice cream? It's the Jewel Show.
Do you like Ben and Jerry's Briars, Uncle Berry's Frozen Secrets?
What Grandmam Mabel's dairy Lumps?

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well, there's a new study that's going viral that says
you can tell everything about your personality and how you
are in relationships based on the brand of ice cream
that you buy. We'll go over right now so you
can learn a little bit more about yourself and also
know if somebody who prefers Little Jimmy's Cold Nuggets over
Hogendaws is a red flagger.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
For you or not. Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
It's called the ice Cream and Intimacy Index and Observational
Analysis of Brand Preference Personality and relationship dynamics.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
This is interesting.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Here's what they found. If you like Talented Gelato, and
it's all based on the brand of ice cream that
you like, Talented Gelatto, I've never heard of that brand
before Delicious.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
If you're gonna buy gelato in the frozen section, that's
one to get it. Okay, okay, Well it says.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Here's what it says about your personality, your status, conscious, aspirational,
highly selective of lifestyle choices, and prefer premium experiences.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
When I get the time, I get that pistacio.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
In other words, your fancy bougie and probably know what
charcuterie means in three languages. Yes, it says in relationships
you're high maintenance in the most adorable way.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
You love hard.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
But if your date shows up in the wrong sneakers,
you're already texting about it in a group chat.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
That's accurate.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I wouldn't do that, but I do love hard. We
wouldn't have left the house in the wrong sneakers.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
A new study that says you can tell everything about
your personality and how you are in relationships based on
the brand of ice cream that you like.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
So what does it say about you.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
If you like Hoggen DAWs, it says that your personality
is refined, composed, oh indulgence, permissive but disciplined, and you
prioritize quality over novelty.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Were you get disciplined in all of it, all of
a sudden gets disciplined.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I guess the discipline ice cream meters because you're.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Just wrapped up in a perfect little barn. Okay, disciplined.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
It says that you are classy, composed and a little
demure oh Lulu them and basically Ozie royalties.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Ay. Yes.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
It says that people who like Hoggan Dozzen relationships are
stable and loyal, but also the type to schedule intimacy
on a Google calendar Jesus with the fifteen minute reminders
before the dishwasher. Arguments are basically for play for them.
I feel like that checks out, Like that sounds true. Yeah, Like,
whenever I think of Hoggan dos I think of somebody

(51:27):
very comfortable on a couch and sweatpants. Yeah, and you know,
and I could see somebody like that being somebody whose
schedules their intimacy on Google.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
It's just like the only time I've ever eaten Hoggan
dozz is when somebody else has it and then you
enjoy it with a glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Oh, Hogan Dos does just feel like a sensible ice
cream to me.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
But they're like also loyal with it, like they constantly
they will always have Hogan DAWs in their freezer.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Right, So instead of saying I want ice cream, they
say lot of.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Those people actually say Hoggins. They don't even say ice cream.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
They don't. They're kind of judgy, I think as well.
That's why they're the ones that schedule their appoint.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Going over a new study that says you can tell
everything about your personality based on the brand of ice
cream that you like, and also what it says about
how you are in relationships.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Ben and Jerry's. I like Ben and Jerry's. Yeah, Ben
and Jerry's.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It says your personality is playful, novelty seeking, socially expressive,
and open to non traditional cultural experiences. Yes, I see
Ben and Jerry's people. As you know, they walk on
the wild side a little bit more. They got those
names like chunky Monkey, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Jerry Garcia.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, it says your fun, creative, a little chaotic, and
you definitely tried kombucha just.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
To see half baked just like one of my favorite ones.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Oh yes, it says in relationships, if you like Ben
and Jerry's ice cream and that's your favorite brand, you're.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
A roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yes, you'll surprise your partner with spontaneous affection or a
new roommate named Chaz who doesn't pay rent but has
good vibes.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
That's what I would think of somebody whose favorite ice
cream is is Ben and Jerry's.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
It seems spot on to me. That's really funny. This
is noted.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
There's a new study that came out that says you
can tell everything about someone's personality and their dating life
based on the brand of ice cream.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
That they prefer.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
May Field slash Briars. I'm guessing that's the same one
may Field in Briars. Yeah, I am a fan of Briars. Like,
if I'm gonna buy ice cream, I buy Briars. What
you do, Yeah, it's usually like sugar free and like clean.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
It too watery to me, Well it's clean. I think
I think elderly when I think Briars. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Well, thank you very much. I just for some reason,
high quality natural ingredients.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
But okay, I don't know. I don't know much about
ice cream, but I just know the brands. But for
some reason, just the name Briars to me says I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
It kind of makes sense though, because I have tummy
issues and I have my allergies, so I need like
the cleaner versions because I want to eat half baked.
But who knows what's gonna happen to me after.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I eat it? Taste way, it tastes way better.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I can't hit on that I would probably have to
eat Briers as well. Yoush venture. But here's what it
says about you. If your favorite ice cream brand is Briars.
For your personality, it says you're comfort seeking, restorative, emotionally recalibrating,
and stability prioritizing.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Oh my gosh, this is me.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
You are healing, wholesome and comfort seeking. You cry during
Pixar trailers and aren't ashamed of it. It says in relationships,
you're the nurturing one. You'll bring your partner soup when
they're sick. It's also and you'll also probably knit them
a scarf in July slightly clinging, but in a I
hug you too long kind of way, that.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, right, as I'm saying, like, I eat all of
these ice creams, but if I'm going to buy it,
it's usually this or the talenty one.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
You see that basically did describe your grandma, you know
what I mean, like hug you a little too long.
So I was like, okay, Grandma, like that, that was
a really long hug. For some reason, You'll make you
a sweater all that stuff. You're identified as a grandmother,
you know, if that's what it's going to be, then sure.
If your favorite count on Me ice cream brand is
Bluebell ice Cream, this is you like that, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I love Bluebell.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Okay, I'm waiting for this one to rip it apart.
I dated dude, they will only eat Bluebell, and.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I can't wait to hear what it said.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
It says for the personality heritage driven, family oriented, proud
of regional roots and values, tradition and belonging. All that
from liking Bluebelt ice stream says that you're a Southerner
at your core. You take pride in family, hospitality and
knowing at least three cast role recipes by heart. In relationships,

(55:29):
it says you're a writer or die. You'll cook breakfast
but we'll also drag your partner to every cousin's wedding
and will absolutely say bless your heart in the middle
of a fight. Would you think that's true? In and
you said you used to date a guy who only
ate blue Belt?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
I did, and yes, very much so cast rolls and
cooking breakfast. I mean he is a yep really yep.
Good for him and whoever else. Yeah, that was a
good time while it lasted.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I've also said cheater on there. No no, no, no,
actually I talk about cheater a lot.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
This is the only one that was not really Yeah,
that's why I'm still heartbroken over No no, no, no, no,
not at all, this one that lived the blue belt.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
So I guess blue belt is a green flag. It's
almost time for Ninas.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Was trending?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
But don't forget every single phone prank is a free
trip phone prank your shot at a trip to the
Austin City Limits Music Festival. All you have to do
right now is go to the jewelshow dot com slash
acl and enter the keyword friend. That's friend at the
jewelshow dot com slash a cl. Now it's time for Nina.
What's trending well?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
There's a new movement trending and it's called sit at
the Bar September. So the whole idea is to encourage
you to get off the dating apps and date the
old school way, go by yourself to a bar, sit there,
ready to talk. So there's instructions to go and give
yourself a goal, which may be just introducing yourself to
a stranger, even if you're attracted to them or not.
Just that way, you're starting to put yourself out there

(56:54):
and you have the energy, and it's.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Like you're trying to get kidnapped.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Normally I would think that too, because I always feel
like I'm gonna ge chopped up into little pieces. Okay,
but I think it depends on what type of bar
or where the location of the bars that you choose
to go ah, because I feel like hotel bars like
would be kind of safe ish, but you're supposed to.
It does say like one of the things is to
be very diligent about who puts things in your drinks

(57:18):
and stuff, and it's like, yeah, okay, obvious to me,
that's obvious, but you know what. We have to also
always have disclaimers for absolutely everything, so be careful if
you choose to participate.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's sit in the bar at the bar September.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
But I mean I like the idea of people getting
ready to go out just to meet people.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I mean, yeah, but then you just go sit there.
What if no one else shows up? So you just
sit in there for multiple hours? So too mad days
a week.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Well, sometimes it's really well if you're doing that, then
you really got a lot of time. But I mean
usually you meet at least one person, right, whether you're
true or maybe it's even a couple, like an older
couple or the bartender. You always end up talking to
somebody that's got like an interesting story. So I always
feel good about that. But if you're there about yourself
and nothing happens, that's the quickest it'd be like stick

(58:02):
in my bed alone, like what rhymes would be.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Target is having a hard time right now. So Target's
actually had a slower year, which is surprising because we
all love Target. But they're also facing some serious backlash
right now for one of their sweatpants that they've been selling.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
It's Champion.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
It's made with Champion, I should say, and they are pleated.
So they are these poleted, thick elastic waistband sweats. And
I'm surprised that the people that bought these and that
are complaining about them didn't try them on first, because
that feels like that's kind of a you thing. But
I'm going to try to describe it why the plats
are a problem. There's there's a pleat right in the

(58:45):
very very middle. What's a pleat, like like a crease?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, like a.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Crease, which can be very cute. Plats can be cute,
but in these it's like there's sweats, but with pleats.
And in the middle there's this one pleat that kind
of curves. So depending on the body and depending on
your body shape, a pleat rests.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
In a in the middle and shows things. Yeah, it
looks like a part of a body. It looks like,
you know, sometimes compared to camels.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Here, Victoria, you have a picture, a picture if you
want to so you can really see.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, and it is actually it really does like it accentuates.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Yeah, it accentuates that part. And they have been compared
to a camera.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Nobody tried that on and that wait a second, right,
this looks exactly like a thing that people have.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
There make that and not realize like that guys, that's
a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
People were like, this was not designed by a woman.
This was clearly designed by a man who didn't think
about it. But why did nobody try it?

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Well, you know what I think about it?

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Maybe because when it's to fold it at the rack
or whatever, even before.

Speaker 13 (59:54):
He saw.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Have to know that the pleet does that. Yeah, this
is a joke, like are you trolling it? Just the
images of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
But there's this one woman who bought a pair and
not like posing in all different.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Ways, and it's really funny because she's gone completely viral
because of her poses.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
If it's the doctor, her name's doctor Crouch, and she's
letting everybody know this is what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Want all these with the pleats.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I would never have guessed that's what have happened.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
So be aware of the pleats. Yeah, that is what's trending.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Hello, Yeah it's true. Hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 13 (01:00:35):
Yes I do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Sweet.

Speaker 11 (01:00:38):
So my neighbor, my Newish neighbor, face that her cat
Muffins ran away, but Muffins didn't run away.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Muffin is living with me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Now you stole.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Muff I mean I think stole is.

Speaker 13 (01:00:58):
Still is a really harsh word for what happened. So
so did moved in I don't.

Speaker 16 (01:01:05):
Know, like six months ago or so, and she's been
a total be if.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
I do say so since she got here.

Speaker 16 (01:01:13):
She's like like every little thing she's super cooky about
and like, oh, your trash cans like on my side
of the property, and like even one time, like I
watched her just shove my trash can over and knocked
it over because she didn't like where it was. She's
always like frowning when she's walking down the street. But
she's got this great indoor outdoor cat who always wanders
over to my yard. Loves some pets, some good belly rubs, and.

Speaker 13 (01:01:39):
Muffins really likes me.

Speaker 16 (01:01:41):
So I I have a door open one day and
Muffins wandered in and I trout it you Muffin, I mean,
I like to think of it more saved. Muffins was
really happy in my place. So I shut the door
and guess what. Muffins has not scratched, Muffins has not

(01:02:04):
pawed at the door. Muffins is not trying to get
out or meowing. Muffins is thrilled to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Be with me. So is mine now, and.

Speaker 13 (01:02:15):
I I honestly don't feel bad about this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Huh Okay, I mean I feel a little bad. But
what are you gonna do when somebody finds muffins in
your house? Say it's not muffins, just found it.

Speaker 16 (01:02:30):
Well, this woman is never coming over, so I know that.
I think muffins is pretty safe. And I think I'll
probably just say, oh, that that's not muffins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
This is biscuits. I don't know, No, it's definitely bits.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Have a very happy yeah, biscuits.

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
Yeah, it's it's a witness protection program.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
I feel like we learned a lesson. If your pet
is missing, check your neighbor's house.

Speaker 16 (01:03:04):
Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're being a yeah,
your neighbor probably took your pet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
That's the lesson. Yeah. All right, Well, have a good day.

Speaker 13 (01:03:14):
Thank you, you do, Thank God.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Bye. What's your dirty little secret.

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