The Full Jubal Show from September 10th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's always fun. It's a double show, cutting
little eye holes and a mouth and your morning toast,
and then maniacally laughing at your eggs as you pretend
to be the abominable toast man was about to devour
their whole community. Yes, that's always fun, But today I'm
talking about something different. It's always fun when a major
company has a huge event and then the Internet roasts

(00:20):
them for it. Oh and that's exactly what happened to
one of the world's biggest companies. We'll tell you what
it is and why people are making fun of them
right after this, how's your AWE today? Is it still dropped?
Or did you get all ready to get your Adwe
dropped and instead it was just an odd, dry humph show.
I asked the question because every year Apple has their
big event where they unveil all the crazy new technology

(00:43):
that's going to change the world. And it happened, and
they called it Apple's odd dropping event. Wait really yeah?
And of course, okay, Internet is making fun of them
for the event, and if you're a Samsung user, it's
just more reason for you to go, Yeah, my phone
is already way better than yours. But we'll tell you
what they unveiled at their odd dropping event and why

(01:05):
people are making fun of it. Also, that sounds like
more like a skydiving theme park ride an odd Yeah,
that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I just thought of like an animal, like a moose. What. Yeah,
I don't know. In awe, it's like a new species.
It's like they hired a nineties energy drink marketing team.
Ad dropping totally tubular extreme event. Anyway, what did they
unveil yesterday? Well, the iPhone seventeen, the sequel that nobody

(01:36):
asks for. Well, the regular iPhone seventeen is, according to them, bigger, brighter,
and now has a camera that can see into your pores.
They ragged about adding one hundred and twenty hertz refresh rate,
like it was something that android phones haven't had since
the dinosaurs from the Earth. Oh oh, do androids have that? Yeah,
androids are a far superior phone.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Pretty much just took over the market with their marketing. Okay.
They also introduced the iPhone Air. It's their newest invention.
The iPhone Air is so thin that it looks like
it's like a pringle chip or something. But I think
it's cool five point six millimeters. That's so cool. It's
like a little it's a little nugget.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
It reminds us an iPod like it's the iPhone Air
is what like WHRICHI people get their little kids for
like phones, it's like the beageraphone.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, it costs one thousand dollars. It does all of
the things, so it's not a beginner phone. It's just
a more compact version of the cool stuff. Then I'm
as good as camera it does.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's the whole point. I don't think people online are
making fun of it, saying, oh great, now I can
really lose it if it falls between my couch cushions.
That's what I think gets cool. There's the iPhone seventeen
Pro and Pro Max that have cameras on steroids. The
Pro model got another camera upgrade and Apple insists in
it's revolutionary. Hmmmm Apple, And the A nineteen pro chip

(02:59):
is llegedly faster than NASA computers. What for what?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
That is the only thing that I will agree with
Slash really like is there the chip the.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
But like for what like internet or just for anything
like the speed of your phone in general? Okay, except
all you use it for is to watch TikTok at
three o'clock in the morning about that NaSTA computers so
I can update my Instagram quicker. That's so true. Also
at Apple's odd dropping event, that wasn't that odd dropping

(03:31):
because the internet is making fun of it. The new
Apple Watch series eleven can detect hypertension. Okay, what does
that mean? I think it's some kind of Oh that's
really cool. So it makes sense after you check your
credit card statement after buying some of this stuff, because
it's ridiculously expensive. I thought I did that already.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
It does it well, A ton of other watches do
that and so much more already.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You use Apple. Why are you hating it?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I do?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I love, I do do and I and I hate
on it all the time because it's ridiculous because it
is mostly just marketing and I buy into every single time.
That's cool. The screen is like, I don't know, has
a new shade of brightness, but I can't even see
with my own eye. Easy to use air pods Pro
three that now has CI level CIA level translation. I guess, Okay,

(04:21):
what does that mean? Like real time translation, so you
can put in the air pods and if someone's going
to get a different langage. They'll translate it for you.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
That is now, that's an upgrade. That yeah, that's top.
Now I can listen to Bad Bunny and understand what
he's saying. Because that's all I'm gonna use it for
is understanding the reggaetone lyrics, you know, listening to Spanish
and translating.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I want to hear serious and Bad Bunny. And of
course the price went up again. The Pro model are
one hundred dollars more because Apple knows that somebody will
pay for it. When is that on sale?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Because I'm so serious I want those all of that well, no,
because like the being able to translate thing is amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh that's weird. And a lot of people online are.
They're posting memes making fun of things like their new color,
Apple's cosmic orange.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh, just like Tailor, it's her color. They can't be
Tailor on that one. Mixed reviews.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Some say they like it and some say it looks
like a construction cone or construction safety vest. Hey, oh
you can see it. I mean it's kind of genius.
It's the color.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I feel like everybody's sich haters, can't they just live
because you know all the people that are hating on
it are just going to go out and buy it. Well, yeah,
their aws have already dropped. Well they're just faking it,
are But.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's so frustrating that they literally price it at thousand dollars.
Your phone will get worse, and they make us buy
these new phones. I will buy it, but I hate
the BacT that I'm having to buy it.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's the problem. If you don't buy it, a few
months from now, your phone is going to slow down.
But they don't do that. They tell you that they
don't do that. But every time an update comes out
for the phone, if you don't update it right away,
all of a sudden, everything on your phone's stops working. Okay,
what version do you have? This doesn't happen to you.
I have the ten. Still, Nina that that's a lie
that happens to you. That has to happen to you,
because it happens to everybody.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I'm not having any issues with my phone and I
have a ten. I don't have you updated the software
at least? Yeah, if you don't update software, Okay, again,
they will kill your phone.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, they may to updated. Listen, they don't even pay
me to defend it. It just don't feels silly to me.
It's not me, regardless of how much people are making
fun of it, though everybody will line up for it exactly.
You pay three times as much just to get it
before everybody else. So look at all them, and they're
all I want the blue messages. It's another jubile phone

(06:41):
frame morning on the twenties. I don't know why. Yeah,
it's a music is it too loud?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
But unfortunately I kind of hold on. I'm on the
phone with the homeowners.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yes, hello, this is Heinrich. Hello. Hello, Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I'm the bluetooth on my phone. It's still just playing
the musics. One second, okay, Hello, I think I've got
it stopped. Yes, this is Heinrich. I was looking for Maris.
I'm working on the roofs on your house.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh, yes, this is Heinrich.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I'm calling from the roofing company that is working on
your roof today and we have a little bit of
a problem that I was supposed to call you, an
allergicuate problem. This is happening with your roof.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
I'm sorry to hear you with my music.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I'm so sorry it is my bluetooth has come back
on my speaker. I want trying to get to most
music off. What the bluetooth keeps coming on? Hello?

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Just can you what's going on with the roof?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
The bluetooth on my phone keeps going on the speakers.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Okay, that's can you tell me what's.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Happening problem that we've had on your roof?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Why are you calling my fiance?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
He's home, he's handling this right now.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Did you have you talked to him?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
He's not here right now?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
So I figure i'll call you because the police officers
are very upset and I don't know exactly why they're upstatum,
so sorry, I.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Don't know what is this officer. They're very upset and
I don't know it's Hello.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Why are the police?

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Why are the police there?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Hello? Did you say the police are there?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
But that?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm so sorry. It's so hardy because the bluetooth on my.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Phone music.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
My phone just hello, yes, Hello.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm so sorry about my phone keeps coming on and
I don't know how to stop it. So sometimes when
I'm trying to tell you that the police officers are
very upset. Then now the music is coming on and
I cannot dance to it because, you know, the police
officers are very upset, and I'm trying to talk to them,
but unfortunately my ladder has fallen down, so I can't
get down that to hear what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I know, officer.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
I am on the phone with the homeowner right now,
talking to her to see if I can figure figure
out I know, officer.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
What what? Why is there? Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hello, yes, hello, hello, Yes, I'm so.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Sorry about that. The bluetooth on my phone seems to
be connecting to the speaker.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Okay, care about the freaking bluetooth on your phone? What's
going on in the roof?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Why do the cops there?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's that?

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'm so sorry. Bluetooth on my speaker has come back on.
Do you want all the people down? Is that what
you're saying? It seems like they want so the people down.
I cannot see what they are saying, but it seems
like they.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Want all the people down.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
The people down.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Who's on the.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yes, all the people? They say, I think they want
them down?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Who are the people?

Speaker 7 (09:44):
How many people are on my roof?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Did you say I'm so sorry about that. I was
distracted by the place of.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
So many people are on my.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Roof right now.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
But yes, don't stop the dancing right now. We cannot
be dancing right now.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
Hello did you say people are answer?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I think it is the music and the dancing that
the officers are mad about. Maybe they're saying something about
maybe the sound that the noise complains.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
That music isn't just that you're You've got a speaker
on the roof.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh my god, Oh my goodness. Oh hello, oh no,
oh my goodness.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
No, hello?

Speaker 7 (10:24):
What hello? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello? What does that sound?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I was concerned about not being able to get down
because a lot of hell.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
But now we are in the house because the roof
is sort of kive.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Didn't from all the dancing?

Speaker 7 (10:46):
My roof just changed.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Cops, Oh my god, you're going to jail?

Speaker 9 (10:50):
Jail?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Will I just to let you know the prank phone call?

Speaker 8 (10:54):
Sorry? What?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, this is actually double from the gebel Shore doing
a phone brank on you, and here I nce set
you up. What it's a joke. He said that there
was who were doing work on your roof today and
he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Oh my god, you're from the radio. Oh my god,
Oh my god, I was picturing there's like this dance
party on my roof and capture there and it's, oh.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
My god, I'm so good. That's not happening.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
I don't know what accent that was.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Oh my god.

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Is time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Bachelor Nation is getting a huge shake up. The announcement
of the next Bachelorette was today on the Caller Daddy podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wow, that's how they brought it up. Yeah, that's how
they announced the whole thing. That show is struggling the
battle trying to be relevant.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, I was gonna say I was gonna say yeah,
because while the twist is they've decided to make this
year's Bachelorette The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor
Taylor Taylor, Hello Taylor, Frankie Paul, Wait, she is.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Going to be the bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
They've usually in the past done it with Good Morning America.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Now they're doing with Call Her Daddy. Yeah, exactly. They're
trying to be relevant America anymore. That is what Sorry
keep going that Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I don't
know that show, but it sounds like they're married already.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Well a lot of them were, but then they weren't,
so it's kind of the fallout. Well it seems like
a lot of them, it's the fallout of their life
after being more men, Like some of them were married
and virgins. Some of them have children and had shared
their husbands.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I to watch the show, but I somehow follow some
of these women because the stories are actually really interesting.
But this tailor choice is a little bit controversial.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
If she the main one. She seems to be.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
The most popular on the show, and she's loved because
she's been so open about things. But Gabby, our social
media producer, is a big fan of Bachelor Nation, and
so she brought up the fact that this girl was
arrested back in twenty twenty three for felony aggravated assault
misdemeanor child abuse. So there were two felony counts of
domestic violence on her. She ended up pleading guilty to

(13:35):
a lesser misdemeanor of aggravated assault, but all of the
other charges were permanently dismissed.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
So stuff happens in relationships, just like whatever man won't
take whoever at this point.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
But she's like, if that was a guy, there's no
way that they won't let that fly at all. And
so stuff happens in relationships and escalates to a point
that can end up like this. But I mean that's
not all. I mean, she's also been accused of cheating
on her husban beend and in a swinging scandal, and
all of these things just kind of spiral.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I mean, is it Juicers are like, look, people are
not that interested in the Bachelor Bachelorette series anymore. So
we need to find someone who is who might actually
cut somebody. We gotta go, we gotta go hard on
this one.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
They go to her and they say, you know what, guys,
she's really looking for love this time.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
The past was just the past. Now she wants to
find real love. Bringing her to the Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It's just so interesting, Like I'm not trying to villainize
her for her past choices, whether you know if she's
moved past them or not, but like this is a
little bit not right, right because they're supposed to do
background checks on every contestant to make sure that every
can and then mental health checks on every contestant because
they're trying to keep them having from having nice exactly.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
They're grasping just at anything. Now soon it's going to
be Kanye's gonna be the next question. You're like, look,
how can we get people to watch this? Kanye? Oh,
that's who actually would be entertaining but also kind of scary,
Like you just don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
But as let's say a bachelor hopeful, do they pick
those before they pickedure this bachelorette or once you find
out who it is, would you still want to move forward.
I mean, some dudes like crazy though, so true.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
People also say, like, I'm wondering if some of the
girls who were on The Bachelor said no or like.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Or maybe they're maybe they didn't and that would suck
if then they brought in. Well, to Jubal's point, they
really want to make money off of this season. Yeah,
so even in the other girls are probably kind of
butt hurt.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
They haven't made it last season, so they got to
make it up somehow. And you're kind of bringing in
a whole new audience when you bring this girl in.
You bring the Mormon Wives audience in.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
They knew exactly what they were doing.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, it's definitely juicy. So will you watch? I haven't
watched the past years. I'm not gonna watch now, I
know saying, but I will follow.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
That's what's trending. Maybe I will watch this year watch
as well.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Great now now it works right? The knife fight really
brought everybody to the show.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
She got me, please don't I should be the promo
person for it.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
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Speaker 1 (16:10):
Leila is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Trent.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Leyla, how long
has it been since you heard from Trent?

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Hey? So it's been about a couple.

Speaker 11 (16:26):
Like months, I would say, while, yeah, he was just
really nice. I thought we had a lot of chemistry.
I've been out on other dates since, and like, to me,
I'm still thinking about him, so I'd love to know
what happened.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Okay, I get that, So why don't you tell us
about the date then?

Speaker 7 (16:43):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (16:43):
So well, first of all, like he is like super
charming of course, Like that's why I'm still thinking about him.
And he took me instead of like, you know, a
boring dinner date or whatever, he took me to a
trampoline dodgeball night at like an indoor kind of jump
part thing.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Wait a minute, they do that is okay?

Speaker 7 (17:08):
I didn't know they did that either, and so I
was like.

Speaker 11 (17:10):
Oh my god, it's such a fun idea for a date,
and it just made me feel at ease, Like he
was so goofy and confident and like he was really charming.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
He had like this curly hair. I was like, oh
my god, he's just so cute, you know.

Speaker 11 (17:25):
And then like you know, it was like competitive flirty,
like I don't know, it just felt like the.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Whole night was going so well.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
So I'm just not really sure you know why he
just didn't call me back after all of that.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
So you feel like he was into you too. You
guys are like jumping and Eire was like a vibe.

Speaker 11 (17:43):
Yeah, like like he didn't mind like losing and like
cracking chokes.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
The whole time.

Speaker 11 (17:48):
And you know, like at one point, like we we
were like joking around and staked like a dramatic death scene,
you know, like I tagged him with the ball and
we could stopped laughing.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
I was like, oh my god, this is like what I.

Speaker 11 (18:02):
Would picture like a movie first date to me, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah? Fun, Oh fine, how did it end?

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (18:10):
So like what I will say is like the thing
that I keep thinking about on the date, I'm like,
is this the reason he's not talking to me? So
like at one point, at one point, I like went
to go for a big bounce and I ended up
slipping and like truly when I tell you, I belly
flopped onto the trampoline and that like it was loud

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and every single person, no, it hurt, like you think
you can only belly flop in a pool, And here
I am at like you know, an indoor trampoline park,
just like slopping down and it was so loud and
everybody stopped to look. And then to top it all off,
my phone like it is so America. My phone like
flew out of my hand, okay, and then.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
My theory started going off.

Speaker 11 (18:54):
And my theory was like don't forget bikini Whax at
three pm, and I was like, oh my god, seems.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
So like madness and series just like hey, I know
you fell down right now, but you got to get
the Kenny Wax. At three.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Sherry couldn't just let me live for like a second, like.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Come on, do you think he heard it? And like,
I mean he obviously saw you belly flop.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
Well he definitely heard it too, because like you know,
the whole thing was so embarrassing. And then he just
looked at me. He laughed, like he carried my phone
back to me. He hugged me and I'm like.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
Right, and he was like, this is the most fun
I've had in a while. And I was like, wait,
me too.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
You know, so I don't know, like I can't imagine
why he would ghost me, because, like our chemistry was
so great, it made no sense to me why I
never heard from him again. I'm like, really, could it
have been a belly flop? And as they announcing my.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Wax like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
See. We'll try to figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date if you still want one. Okay, Okay,
think all right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Layla is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Trent. So we're about to call him

(20:08):
and so you feel tell us why he's ghostinger and
maybe get her a second date. But before we did that, Laila,
why don't you remind us about your situation again?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Real quick?

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Okay, So I went on a first date with Trent.

Speaker 11 (20:18):
He took me to an indoor like trampoline Dodgeball night.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 11 (20:24):
But now he's ghosting me, and I think it might
be because of like when I belly flopped on the
date and then my phone said like whax a three pm?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
So you know, all right, just complete chaos. I would
think that it would be a weird reason to ghost somebody,
but you never know.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I mean some deser into that too. That's the weird
part to me. Into the waxing. Yeah, they always like
who you are you wax today?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh like they did? Really? Yeah? I just think ow.
But anyway, okay, for us to call ready for us
to call him?

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi mask with to Trent?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Please?

Speaker 10 (21:15):
Is this him?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Hey Trent? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubile Show. Hi Trent. I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name's Juble. What's up?

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Hi? How are you good?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
I think I have?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Actually yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh please? Well are you familiar with the first date
follow ups that we do?

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Kind of? I might have heard like the end of
it one time, but no, not really.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, Well, it's a segment where if you go out
on a date, and you end up ghosting somebody, that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. Okay, and we got
an email about you from somebody. Okay, you have any
idea you're ghosting that would email us to call you
and ask why.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Uh. I go to this girl named Layla, but that
was like a couple of months ago.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh okay, guess what Laila hasn't forgotten because that's who
email does. And she said that she liked you a lot,
and uh, yeah, hasn't heard from you and want to
know if you'll tell us why you're ghostinger. Do you remember?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Uh, this is kind of awkward.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Yeah, we had a The date was cool. I don't
I don't know what you guys know and not know.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
But she went to Dodgeball and had a great time,
and she said she liked you a lot. That's pretty
much what she told us.

Speaker 12 (22:38):
Yeah, the Dodgeball was cool, but yeah, I don't know, honestly,
it was a It was the leg what legs, her legs?
Her legs? Yeah, I don't know how much I can
deal with all that.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Hair down there.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
She had hairy legs. That's why you're not calling her back.

Speaker 12 (23:01):
Uh yeah, kind of like uh over the top.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
Harry legs like harrier than my legs.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Okay, do you shave your legs?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Who are you? Asked? How Harry are you like? I'm
trying to get a picture on my head, Trent, How
Harry are you like?

Speaker 7 (23:16):
How Harry on my leg?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (23:18):
Normal normal guy Harry, not like Italian Harry, but just normal.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Okay, Well, har can be taken care of, but there
are people that have different beliefs when it comes to hair.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's why you're ghosting right right? What was it just
an off day?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Like maybe she just didn't shave that day because she
wasn't expecting to take her pants off.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well, I don't want to tell people how to handle
their hygiene.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
But if she's the kind of girl that like a
little bit hippie you like, then doesn't like to shave,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's just not my bag, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, Well, thank you for being honest with us.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah. Now I'll let you know that Leila is actually
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Wait, you're like right now, high Turan hey Leyla, I.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Just like.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
I'm just like, honestly, I'm just so shocked over here
that you ghosted me over my hairy legs, Like come.

Speaker 12 (24:14):
On, yeah, I mean, I'm I'm sorry, but that image
just burned in the back of my skull for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
We're not that a deal, Like are your legs always hairy?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Leila?

Speaker 9 (24:28):
You know?

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Like the thing is like it was, this is what
it was a couple of months ago.

Speaker 11 (24:31):
It was cold out, Okay, I was aware dance by
my legs were not.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Shaved because switter, Like that's what that's for.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
You're right, I wasn't.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Playing on taking my pants off that day, so like
who cares?

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Also, like that has nothing to do with hygiene, just
by the way, Like just something you might want to
research is like, just because my legs are not shaved
and smooth doesn't mean my hygiene is that Also, Like,
let's let's not forget when my sery phone went off.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
And said that I had a whack Like this man
should have.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Assumed I take care of my hair, like the hair
that needs to be taken care of, I take care.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Of it once every other month.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Oh, but you have to let your hair grow before
you get a wax, so you can get all the
hair pulled out right.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
In the winter, like maybe once every other month, I
am shaving my legs like and and what you know,
Like who cares?

Speaker 7 (25:21):
I don't know. It looked like a small woodland creature.
That's just it was surprising. It was a little shocking
when you jumped up for dodgeball. It was like scared
me a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. I actually
can't even believe that.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
For like months, I've been sitting here wondering what it
is that I did wrong, And you're gonna help me
because I didn't shave my legs Like that grossed you
out so much that that's gonna like be the deciding
factor of you ghosting me. Like get a grip, dude,
Like I don't understand, Like, so what every person has
to be like perfect in your mind? And the perfection

(25:56):
list starts with shaving your legs, Like maybe you should
think of others that aren't so superficial that you're looking
for in a partner, because that's probably like at the
end of my life, like I.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
Don't think I'll be shaving my legs anymore. So you know, look,
I get that everybody different.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Everybody's jeans are different, everybody's you know, method and taking
care of themselves different.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
I just don't want a dated girl that has hairer
legs than me.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
I mean, like, I saw his legs and from where
I'm standing, my legs were.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Not hairer than yours, sir.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
But if that's what you are thinking, that they were
hairer than yours, and maybe you should go get your
testosterone levels checked out.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I'm like, Trent, would you like another date with Leila?
Won't pay for it.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
My testosterone is perfect.

Speaker 12 (26:41):
I don't think we need to be looking at my
testosteron all right, we should look at your testosterone.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I'm okay.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
I'm okay over here.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm good on the no shaved season or whatever excuse
you want to give yourself.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
I'm okay on that girl shave all the time.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
They do and they don't too, just because it's a
lot of work. Whatever.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
As far as me going on, I can date like
huge path.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
I do not need a person who is more interested
than I like here than my personality.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Take it easy, sasquatch, Take it easy, well, I mean
whatever you're an ool.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
So ohay, okay, Oh, it's.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Cool without the tea because you have no castostrum. Jubile's
first Date follow up.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
You know what's weird about your quizz, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important.

Speaker 10 (27:35):
Thing in the world right now, but you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to license.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Fair. So
call us if you want to play eight eight eight
three four three one o six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. You can also
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com if you think that you can take

(28:01):
down VICKI, Yeah, did you get spaced out for where
you were? Sorry? I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I was listening. I just it wasn't anything that was
interpreting translation.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
STI thinking about fruitfly eggs. Gubb that's not even funny,
that's gross. Oh that was a great call. That that's
gross that I called Victoria last night to go over
some show stuff and she was literally almost in tears
because of fruitfly eggs in her trash can. It's pretty ross.
So I thought it was rice, and I already cleaned

(28:36):
it up.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
The thing is, I didn't clean it up yet, but
when Jubill called me, I realized it.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
This is a teasing. Although you thought the fruit flies
were Rice, well it looks.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Like Rice and I Tieriocky Chicken and Rice the David
was born. I was like, did I just like give
my like all over my trash can?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's what I ended up ending it by going like,
you know what you deal with that, I'll figure out
the show stuff and I'll just see you in the morning.
She was like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not
the one through my trash can. Lit He just left
you all right, Well, clearly you got something to do
with I'll just figure it out. I'm gonna you got this.

(29:07):
He's like, personally, my advice is throw the whole trash
can away. What I ended up all right, we'll play
you vers Victoria right after this.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Am I gonna tall?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
A trance had a large black coffee, large black cock
Do you mean aventy no? I mean a large means yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
That's the biggest funny that venti.

Speaker 13 (29:26):
Is large is twenty ye.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Large is large.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
In fact, cole is large and bronde is Spanish for large.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Rameire is in a
game of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. And let's
meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria? Nick?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
What up?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Nick? Not much? You ready to go? I am feeling good,
feeling great, Nick, lovely? Wake up feeling like you wanted
to cry?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
I don't have to answer any questions and I can
still win.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Into this energy. What what are you?

Speaker 8 (30:13):
Nick?

Speaker 7 (30:16):
I'm on the way to work, having a great day.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Great douse. You have a bunch of fruit flies in
your trash can as well, that laid a bunch of
eggs and made you cry last night, like Victoria had.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
No work usually, how do you get.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Rid of them? I'm guessing you know got any good
tips and tricks?

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Me either. Nope, Nick, you have any good tips or
tricks on how to get rid of the fruit flies
for Victoria?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know, don't make a mess and don't leave your
empty beer caads just playing around?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that is not helpful, Nick, All right, here we go.
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, the game is played like this. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Nick, are you ready?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yes? I am all right.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Doors closed, she's outside, and your time starts. Now. What
year were Instagram stories released?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Twenty twelve?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Approximately? How long does it take a plastic water bottle
to decompose?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Twenty years?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
What food allergy is the most common among adults?

Speaker 13 (31:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Which fast food chain uses the slogan have it your way?

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Burger king?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
What is the longest river in the United States? Mississippi?
Got that? Inn't bring Victoria back into the studio. And
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Nick,
here's a question for you. Who would make the worst
roommate Dora the Explorer or SpongeBob And why.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
Ah, for sure a SpongeBob.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
That guy wakes up, but he's.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Too happy all the time. He would be seeing the
best day ever constantly. It's a little bit of positivity, though, Victoria,
who do you think would be the worst roommate? SpongeBob
or Dora the Exploring?

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Oh that I also think SpongeBob. You can have two ady,
d Really, I was gonna say different.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Kind of word.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
No walking around in one house. That they would never
be clean, No one would be taking their medicine. Everyone
be running around, things be going crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I would think Dora would be the worst roommate. Why
Dora too loudly narrates everything she does? Yeah, but you
got Boots and the back time in the morning, like
it's three o'clock in the morning. It's like, shut up.
He just told me to shut up, Boots. What do
you think about that? Boots? Get up? Where's the man?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Nick out right when and
Nick you can tell Victoria wouldn't go play Dora, it'd
be great. What year were Instagram stories released? Dang what? Uh?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Twenty fifth eleven? Approximately? How long does it take a
plastic water bottle to decompose?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
That?

Speaker 8 (33:13):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Uh? Never? What food allergy is most common among adults?
Don't ask me about allergies right now? Peanuts? Which fast
food chain uses the slogan have it your way? I
don't know. Next, what is the longest river in the
United States? A long one? Oh crap, wait, I actually
want to answer that. Then what's the river? What's oh

(33:35):
the Waterloo River?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
That one?

Speaker 12 (33:37):
Not right?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
No, that's right, definitely not. Let's find out for sure
in just a second. But let's send it over to
the scoreboard. Is yeah, you guys did with our scoreboard
our social media producer Gaby face reaction. Yeah, Victoria didn't
get any correct, dang it, Nick got one? Congratulations or

(33:58):
all that was? And State Fair tickets? And let's get
the answers now with Nina answer any questions.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
He Instagram stories were released in twenty sixteen. I was
gonna say that it takes approximately four hundred and fifty
years for a plastic water bottle to decompose.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Never.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Shellfish is the most common food allergy among adults. Burger
King is the fast food chain that uses the slogan
have it your Way. The longest river in the United
States is the Missouri River or the Gua.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Where is the Guadalupe River. It's in Texas. It's pretty fun. Okay,
yeah I do.

Speaker 13 (34:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Nice? Hey Nick, thank you for playing many yep, plead
you were Victorian at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember.
If we want to play, all you have to do
is DMUs at the Jebel Show or go to the
jewelshow dot com. It's time to Catch a Cheater only
on the Jubil Show. Bethany is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater and she's been dating her
boyfriend Dustin for two years, but now she thinks something

(34:57):
might be going on, so we'll see if we can
help her out. Bethany's sorry you have to come on
the show this way, but what's up? Why do you
think Dustin might be cheating on you?

Speaker 8 (35:04):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (35:05):
Well, it's kind of a crazy story. So yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
Basically, Dustin and I have been together for two years
and we've had like a pretty good relationship. I mean,
it's been work, but like all relationships, are worked, and
I don't ever really have any doubt that he loves me,
which is really important.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Yeah, and there's just.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
Certain times that I see him look at me or
just you know, little things he does that lets me
know that he's always thinking with me, and so we
have a good foundation. So even though there's no major
problems about like a year into our relationship, you know,

(35:44):
I did touch him cheating. I saw text messages. I
will say that. You know, he admitted it right then
and there. He was like, yes, you're right, I've been
wanting to tell you and it's done. It was only
one time, so it did take a while for me
to trust him again. And you know, that was like
a year ago and it's been pretty good ever since.

(36:08):
But now there's like this moment that happened and I
am freaking out kind.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Of what happened.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
Okay, So I just.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Was like, like two days ago, I was just you know,
choking here a man. And as soon as I saw this,
like I just was like, I need to call the
show immediately because I don't know how.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
To handle this.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Basically, I was just mindlessly opening a letter and it
was addressed to Dustin because I'm just like opening our
mant like I handle you know, our bills and everything,
and my heart saying it's a court origin for a
fraternity tank.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Oh, doesn't say who's asking for it?

Speaker 8 (36:55):
Yes, the name was there, and I probably say on
the radio, I've never heard of this woman in my life.
I even tried to look her up on Instagram and Facebook.
I couldn't really find anything.

Speaker 7 (37:08):
I'm freaking did you?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
So you haven't confronted him, have you?

Speaker 7 (37:13):
No? I don't even know how to.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
You don't have any clue that he might have a
kid out there or anything like that, like or that
he involved on a court thing at all.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
No, I don't know what I can do other than
going through his phone again, and I really don't want
to do that. I just don't want to like retraumatize myself.
And so I really I just want like a different
way to approach this, because at the end of the day,
it's like I just want to know why, Like we've
been through so much we made it out to the
other side, Like if he did cheat on the ani

(37:47):
rage when he cheated a year ago, if this person
is pregnant like I had a child, like I need
to I don't even know if this is the first
person he cheated on me with the ere another girl,
Like I'm so confused, Like can youre a one year
old out there? Like what right happening there?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I mean, there is definitely a chance that this could
be from that one girl, the one off quote unquote,
unless yeah, there we're other ones, something happens. So I
guess we have confirmation that he has cheated.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
We just don't know yeah when or who or we'll
try to figure it out for you already told us
what a grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll do the usual and call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that he's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to
you or somebody else.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Please don't come back and get your to catch cheater next.
If you're just joining us for today is to catch
a cheater. It's a big one. Bethany is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years
named Dustin might be cheating. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a Rewards member at and say that. Every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from our store just for being a loyal customer.

(38:59):
And it's flowers delivered from our Florida department to anybody
that they want, and we'll see if he sends those
to his girlfriend, Bethany or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Bethany, why don't you run down your
situation for us again real quick.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
My boyfriend, I've been together for two years. A year ago,
he did cheat on me. We were very responsible about
you know, how we handled it with therapy and we've
been great. But two days ago I was going to
run mayor and I see a court ordered deternity cast
and I'm freaking out. It was addressed in him and

(39:35):
I just want to know. Yeah, I just want to
know what the truth is.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 7 (39:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
It's an umbery Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Here we go. Hell, Hey, this is Corbett calling from
this I was looking for our rewards card member named Dustin.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yes, yes, that's me.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Hi Dustin, Please don't hang up This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
and thank you for shopping with us here this month's winter. Okay,
I won something, Yeah the flowers.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, okay, flowers. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I guess, yeah,
thank you, I guess.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I'm not sure if you know. This is not but
every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets a free gift from us just for being such
a valued and loyal customer. It's our way of saying
thank you for shopping. You've won thirty six long stim
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want with
in the fifteen the United States. Absolutely free. It's actually
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Wow, I'm with it.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, congratulations, and again, thank you for shopping with us.
And it is all free. And the first thing I
would need will be the name of the person, and
then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then we'll get the address and you'll be off
the phone and they'll get in flowers.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Okay, So the person that's receiving the roses, her name
is Bethany.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
And the last name on that got you okay? And
would you like a card included with that?

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yes, yes, okay, No matter what, it's always you and me,
always great.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Got that down. And at this point, I'll let you
know it's not a grocery store at all. On the phone,
Hey what Yeah, this is actually a radio show. It's
called the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 13 (41:29):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian and my name is Jewbel.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I'm on the radio right now.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yes, we do a segment on our show that's called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see they send flowers too.
And your girlfriend Bethany is actually on the phone and
I think still has some question.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh okay, Hi, I'm wow.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
It's so.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
You uh you saw the paternity ordered in you?

Speaker 8 (42:04):
Oh yeah, buddy, I did. And okay, So so you
knew about it already because I haven't.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Yeah, I haven't even shown you the mail.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
But I've known about it for for about a month.
It's it's it's from from that that same girl that
we talked about before. It might actually be a be true.
It might her name said Alicia. I'm sorry I'm sorry
for I'm so embarrassed right now.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
Okay, I'm so confused because you told me this was
one time. I mean, it's so personally that I'm gonna, okay,
that's pretty rare for that to happen. Like it's like
what you know, she was omulating like this is crazy.
Even worse than that, it's like you shouldn't have kept it.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
For me, you know, I know, and I I'm so
sorry about this. I didn't mean to keep it from
you or anything like that. I was just trying to
ignore it because it just seemed like I feel so
just I don't know what to say.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
It just.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
Y, you don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Did you see it.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
It was a year ago, and we talked about it.
It was one time, and it was we've we've been
through it and everything like that. But it just keeps
coming back now with with this eternity test. And here's
here's the thing, Destiny, I don't think it's mine. I
really don't think it's mine because I've seen pictures of
the kid. It just doesn't just don't believe that it's

(43:47):
mine at all.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
First of all, I don't know why you're calling it
an a it's a child very likely to be yours,
and like, how is our life going to change if
you're like a dad? Like I'm not gonna supposed to
be involved this kid, Like this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
I don't and I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I don't want this to mess us up. I don't
want this to ruin us. I know I have to
take that paternity test because she's definitely starting to come
after me for money to and she wants that paternity
test because she's gonna want some child support.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
I just don't know, Like of course she would like
if she had a child from you, I would also
like I would also want a child top it, like, like,
this is your responsibility, don't.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Put it on her, Bethany, do you think you could
stay if it is his? Would you be willing to
raise somebody else's kid with him.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Like I'm spending Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I promise you that this It was the one time
and we talked about it, we went to therapy together
about it, and I know that, and I don't. I
did not want to go down that road again, and
I do go down that road again. I've been spending
this whole time making up for that one mistake, and
now because of that one mistake, I'm probably gonna lose

(45:08):
you anyway, and I don't want that.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
I don't want to lose you.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, Please just believe me on that, and please just
just just hear me out and just work with me
with this. Please, I'm begging you. You can even come
with me to take the test. We can find out
at the same time together. I'm not trying to hide
this from you. I don't know why I didn't tell
you about it before, but I don't want to hide
it from you.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Obviously, you guys had a lot to talk about.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah, real, I guess first things first, right, just find
out what's going on with the fraternity, and then you
guys can take it from there.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Yeah, I have a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
It doesn't sound like he has cheated since the time
that you knew about, but obviously there's a lot. So yeah, yeah,
give us an update and let us know how you
guys are doing well.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
Thank you so much, you guys.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
Good luck.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
The Jubile show Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Scientists are saying it's a comet, but it doesn't act
move like a comet, so there's some scientists that are
saying it might be an alien mothership and it's supposed
to make its closest pass by Earth December nineteenth. Okay,
are you feeling involved? Yeah, I'm thinking it might be
the mothership coming to pick me up, and so like, honestly,
I'll be sitting down to work on something. I'm like,
what is the point I got this? December nineteenth? Hey,

(46:22):
I'm out of here. That's what happened last week when
we checked in with the show. You're still here though,
so yeah, has it been December nineteenth yet and still
haven't found motivation to do anything? Just wait until December
nineteenth when it's all over, you know, right? Anyways, still
have motivation to check in with the show next and
find out what's going on with our lives like we
do every week at this time. You can see what's
going on with us next schedule show again, your heart

(46:49):
is true. You're telling in everyone a little. The biggest
gift would be from me, and the car detached would
say thank you. Every iconic show has their wacky cast

(47:13):
of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different. Why
it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi
and then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
window from time to time to ask you for Lama Kendrick,
Lama mar Can test on her karaoke machine because he's
working on a new mixtape. Our social media producer, Gabby.

(47:35):
And then there's me. I'm Jewbil and this is the
Jewbil Show and this is the time of week where
we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina,
what's up with you this week?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Well, I'm trying to figure out when I need to
call like pet pest control. So I accidentally left the
side and glass door open inside of my house and
now it is filled with spiders.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, and like burnith three juicy flies that keep flying around.
So here's the problem. I can't kill things. Nah, yes
you can. I can't even kill insects. You can.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
So this morning I woke up early enough to work
out and there were two spiders in the room that
I was working out in, and I was like, oh,
what do I do? So I talked to them and
I told them they had to stay in their place.
Don't touch me, I won't kill you. And so I
did my workout.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
It's almost more psychotic than just killing me. They don't
want to be English, but they but they did.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
They stayed in their spot and I did my little
workout and every time I was I would just be
lighter man.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I would just point at it. It would stop moving.
Oh so, but who.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I feel very uncomfortable because I mean, when I'm sleeping, like,
I don't want to be bit.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I don't want to be crawled on. I don't want
any of those things. But I don't want to kill you.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
And now you're all in my house. I don't know
what to do, and I don't think I can call
pest control for like five spiders and two to three flies.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Maya is the spider whisper. I think you can still
call pest control to come and do that. Yeah, then
I'm gonna feel really bad if you die. Well yeah,
but in a week you're gonna have closer to ten.
You also love the true crime stuff, so just watch
them do their job like it was true crimes. Oh boy,
because people suck. These little animals don't know that's not true.
I don't Murderers are terrible people, yes, but I also

(49:17):
believe insects and what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
This week guys, I really need to start paying more
attention to like medication bottles, because I fully drugged myself
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
And I've done that. This is not the first time
it's happened. It's my issue. Was it fun? No, it's
not even the fun like drug myself? Oh no, it
was like is that what happens when you feel so?

Speaker 10 (49:46):
Why you?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
And then like I don't know, I kind of like,
what did you take?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Well?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
I took like a musin X, but in this one
that I bought, the one that bought last time, I
swear I've taken it in the studio and it has
not Like I was fine for the most part.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
But the one I took this past weekend.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
It said d M, and max I thought DM meant
like I don't know, day maybe, but no, it like
knocked me out harder than a brick to the head
because like, within like the hour, I was gone and
I didn't wake up till eight thirty pm.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
And I took this medication at like eleven am. I
was like fully knocked out. I was like, where'd my
day go? How much did you did you sit like
you were a little Wayne and little sit around a
little cup with a little rent cup with your I
he's good.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I put a jolly no dance A pill mine, just
like the like a horse pill, like it's a pill.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
And I just took one of them because like I
feel better later. And I was like, dude, why do
I feel so like it's taking my whole body down?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
And then later on my Mom's like, Vitoria the DM like,
I'm pretty sure it knocks you out, And I was like, what,
no one told me that thought.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I mean, it's like nighttime. I don't know, think apparently
this nighttime? What's DM?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Day maybe, so it shouldn't have knocked me out. That's
probably not an occasion. What did you take today? Oh yeah,
I take anything today. But anyway, so yeah, Well, we
find out what it's going on with our social media producer, Gabby.
I'm gonna look up with DMMS and be right back
to it quick. Gabby. What's up with you this week?
My husband has a new hobby. Oh do we find out?

Speaker 9 (51:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Sorry, yeah, it refers to dextra metamorphine, which is a
cost of present.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
But I don't think that means that it's going to
make you tired. Okay, isn't clear, so that's dumb. I'm
sure it's a long work anyway, back to the hobby.

Speaker 10 (51:37):
Hobby, I'm I'm pretty visibly pregnant at this point. You are,
And so when we're out in public, he likes to
make people feel awkward when they ask, like how far
along I am, So he'll like.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Just pretend like I'm not pregnant, and he'll be like,
action said that, that's funny. I just blowd. He's a
tiny person, so her bump is very much prag Yeah. No,
I definitely have the prego bat.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
But he likes to he makes people feel awkward, he
tells him afterwards. I'm like, babe, yes, just like at
the grocery sort of thing. Yeah, you're making people.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
The DM and uh cop suppressants and things like that.
It's cop suppressant, but it acts on the brain to
reduce reduce the urge to cough. So yeah, if you
took too much of it, it would mess with your brain.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yeah, but like my brain tell us luf not to cough,
not to not be awake.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I'm like, dang, homie, we gotta get this together. You're sleeping,
you're not coughing, you'd be careful. That's a good point. Yeah,
that's basically all right, Dold. What about you? I have
some exciting news I'll share in a second. But also,
you know, recently my TikTok has blown up and those
things have gone viral and stuff like that. So I've
got a lot of followers on TikTok. But now it's

(52:56):
affecting my life in weird ways. Because I came out
of my house the day. I was just you know,
running errands and stuff, and I ran out of my
front door and there was like twenty high schoolers on
my front porch. Yeah, and they were like are you
jubil As I heard all this noise outside, I was like,
what's going on outside? And then I opened the door
and there's on the stairs outside of my door. They're like, yeah,

(53:18):
we saw you come out of your car, so we
came over here. Can we take pictures? So I take
pictures with them, and then you know, sometimes they clear
my head. I'll go I'll go shoot baskets. Yeah, I'll
go shoot baskets. You eat a basketball court down the
stream from me, and I was had headphones and shooting baskets,
and about ten more high schoolers are you in jubil

(53:39):
And then the thing is they continue to sit there
on the side of the court and make fun of
me every time I missed a shot. This is same
is this is very annoying. Right now, you guys shut up.
You guys want to play. No, they just want to
sit there and laugh at me. So it's like, yeah, yeah,
pretty much said it is. I'm like, hey, this is

(54:01):
not TikTok. This is real life right now, right here,
I'm right here. I realized I missed that shot. Okay,
but did you have to say that? He kept going,
he didn't leave, You know, I felt like I was
performing for him. You now, so you man, eventually I'm
gonna make a shot and the rest these kids. Also,
if you don't know, I make music now too. You
can get my music wherever you check out your music,

(54:22):
just type in my name. But I've got a new
song that's dropping at the end of the month on
September twenty sixth, so go pre save it right now.
If you go to my TikTok, you can find the
link in the bio to pre save it. It's called
the Messenger. It's dope, you'll love it, mediciner. They're gonna
shoot the Messenger. I might keep put on the stretch.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Of first keep saying I'm blessed with this.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Blessing hurts, and so go get that. It'll be released
on nine twenty six. I'm very excited about that. So check.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I'll see you at the grocery store basketball court and
you can make fun of me in person. Every phone
prank is a free trip phone prank, So right now
it's your shot at a trip to Austin City Limits
with Sabrina Harpender, John Summit, Hosier Doci, ton of artists performing.
All you have to do is go to the Jebel
show dot com right now, jubelshow dot com, slash acl

(55:09):
right now and enter the keyword Austin. That's the Jubilshow
dot com. Slash acl and enter the keyword Austin and
you can be on your way to see Sabrina Carpenter
and friends. Whoa raspy by muffa shoe being going Auburn
your home from Machine Goo his time for Nina's was trending.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I'm sorry, I'm a little thrown off by the key
that she hit with her Anyway, Yeah, Glenn Powell is trending.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Have you seen his GQ cover? He did a whole
photo shoot for GQ? Is it? Have you seen it?
Glenn Powell? Anything can be hot?

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Okay, Well, the funny thing about Glenn Palace people are
curious about his workout routine. So he's clearly wearing this
muscle suit. It's this lower body muscle suit. And people
are like, WHOA, did the bro know that? Like, you
need to work out your upper body too, because his
legs look incredibly caught, like serious, humongous. But I don't
know if you can look at that and think it's real.
But people are so he's super trending, not just for

(56:03):
the cover in the story, but for these photos of
him in these muscle suits. So the cover is the
legs inside there he's wearing like an upper body muscle suit.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I thought so too. People are like, whoa, he's got
two belly buttons? What's wrong with him? It's like, but
that looks like a suit. It's literally different. It's lighter,
you can see the lines of the leg and ething.
I thought so too, And so.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
I thought these people were joking but there's serious people
questioning what's going on here and what asking what they're
looking at. They think it's an AI Glenn Powell, Glen
Powell in a suit. So if you have not seen
these pictures yet, do yourself a favor. And yes, he
does look hot, even in a muscle suit.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
This is creepy.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I don't know if you've seen this story yet, but
it's been making the rounds and it's all about an
artist whose name is David it's spelled D four VD.
So he's making the rounds and it's trending because a
badly decomposed body was found in his car in a
parking lot in La. Well, he is on he's on tours,
so he's not even in La So is it his

(57:11):
car to his house? No, it was in a parking lot.
It was found abandoned and that's why the police came
and started searching the car and that's when they found
his body, which is terrifying. So sources are saying that
he is cooperating. He has been drops from a few
endorsements that he had right away just because of the connection.
But it feels like if he's cooperating in all of

(57:33):
this stuff, and he's not even there. Does it feel
like this is some kind of setup? It just being framed.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
You should have you haveatched enough murder documentaries and movies
to know anything could.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Happen, because why would you put it in your own car?
It feels like he's being framed and he's on tours.
That's like the perfect perfect Uh yeah, alibi, yes, thank you?
I was that word? Yep, gotcha? Okay, Well it's super creepy.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
That is being investigated right now, and it is a
headline you'll see in a lot of places, So what
could be posted as it developed?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Like how do we not know right that overnight he
took a flight or maybe a train, so it wasn't
as like noticeable what I don't know where he got
the body or what happened, but like and then put
it in his car and parked it somewhere in a
random lot and then came back.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
We don't know that.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
But I also just feel like it's so sloppy to
leave it in your own car, which makes me feel
like he was framed, not when you're on tour.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
There's a German slug that a lot of people are
getting pretty upset about This German slug is also trending
for terrorizing an entire apartment building. Oh so, this entire
apartment building in Germany was freaking out because all of
the buzzers and doorbells and stuff were going off like
crazy at the place.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
And they thought it was just a bunch of kids
coming and like playing a prank on them. Oh but
it was actually a.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Slug who was sliding up and down the buzzer hitting
every buds, so.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
That the slug was just trolling people. Wait, what is
that called? When you go you ring someone's doorbell and.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
You leave a doorbell ditch dash? Yeah, like doorbell ditching
dong ditch dang.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I did enjoy doing that. They're going to your house
start doing that again. Yeah, I don't know. If I
ever got time in an afternoon, it'd be fun way
to kill time. Bro, you have so many of the
things you could be doing with your time.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Everybody's got rings now, So if you think you see
jebile you did, that's what's trying.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 7 (59:39):
I dowe what is it? Okay?

Speaker 9 (59:43):
So when I was six or seven, I sort of
kind of accidentally ruined my parents' marriage.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Yeah, that are you sure that's your fault?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I did.

Speaker 13 (59:59):
I mean, normally we say like it's not the child's belt,
but in this case, well okay, So here's what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
I was like in the backseat of my parents'.

Speaker 13 (01:00:10):
Like station wagon, and I was playing with my toys,
which I do, and I think I had like Barbie
and like all these other toys, and.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
I basically found this unused condom whoa in the backseat.
I didn't know that's what it was. I was like, oh,
is this like a canoe for my Barbie? Like I
didn't know what I was even looking at, but I'm
playing with this thing.

Speaker 13 (01:00:33):
And then at a certain point, I was like, okay,
I'm done playing. And I had like other like wrappers
and just like you know, from my snacks, and so
I grabbed this buzzom and my snack wrappers and I
put them in the garbage can.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Inside, right, and I'm just like, you know, just has
to pick up after yourself. And I'm done playing, so
you know, I'm six years old whatever, So I put
it in the trash. I don't think about it, and
then you know, later that week it's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Trash day and my dad.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
My dad is taking out the trash, so he's you know,
taking it outside to the curb, and he sees this
congo And.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
Anyway, I wasn't aware at the time of like him
discovering it and what that meant for him or my parents.
All I know is that, you know, when I was
fourteen or fifteen, I basically realized that it was my
putting my toy trash in the garbage and my dad

(01:01:32):
discovering this condom that like broke up my parents' marriage
because my mom was I'm an affair with somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
And so.

Speaker 13 (01:01:41):
I do feel loud about this, but at the same time, yes,
this is a dirty little secret, but obviously they weren't
meant to be together.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
So that's not your fault. Don't carry that weight working
out in therapy. That's your mom's fault. Okay, okay, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I do feel a little lighter. I feel a
little lighter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Thank you that what's your dirty little secret.

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