September 11, 2025 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in. It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Scientists have revealed that there is now too much acid
in our oceans. Okay, and related news, next year's Coachella
will be held in the South Pacific.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Tell you how easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a news headline that's gone viral this week and
you have to tell me if that's a real news
story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's always fun and always a lot harder than you think.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Fact and real news or fake news is next. It's
the Dual show. Breaking news right here on the Jewel Show.
Doctors in China are trying to figure out how to
get a woman to stop perpetually climaxing. Also a response,
husbands in America have said, hold our beers. It's real
(00:53):
news or fake News segment where we read you a
news story that's gone viral this week and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
news story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.
Here's a story that's gone viral that people actually believed.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Is it real or fake?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Congress releases video of UFO getting hit by a missile
and surviving.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
WHOA wow.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Congress releases video of a UFO getting hit by a
missile and surviving. Congress shared a crazy video of a
UFO supposedly taking a direct hit from a missile and
then surviving it. It happened off the coast of Yeomen
in October of last year. Nobody has seen it publicly
until now when a whistleblower shared it. It shows some
(01:38):
sort of object moving over the ocean and it looks
like it's going fast, but it's hard to tell with
the video. Basically the drone that shot the footage was
also going fast, so you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, so they don't.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Know, Hardley what got shot.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
The part that everybody's freaking out about is that it
got hit by a US hellfire missile in the u
UFO didn't explode. A lot of people, including some members
of Congress, are saying it's proof that aliens are here
and they exist. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story that people actually believe?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Nina, It has to be real, because how much more
proof do we need? We know they exist, it's real, huh, Victoria,
They were like, watch this, but I.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Feel like, honestly, if it tells us anything, it just
means that these aliens have like protective shields, are out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Their shape chips right right? So real? Yeah, I think
it's real. This is a real news story.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Congress had there another one of those UFO thingies that
they did where they talk about UFOs and UAPs and yeah,
they released footage of a video of a UAP being
hit by a hellfire missile and not exploding.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
What does UAP means?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Unidentified approaching UAP?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's a does it? And now I have to look
it up again.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Are UFOs and uap is the same things?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah? Yeah, they changed it. It's unidentified anomalist phenomena. That's
what they used to call UFOs, got it. Yeah, they
used to call the UFOs. Now they call them UAPs.
Yeah okay, but anyway, it got hit by a hellfire
missile and it didn't explode.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's crazy. How did not explode?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
They have barriers, they had like protective layer over their ship.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I know, that's why it's real. Why don't we have those?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
A guy named Mick West is of the skeptic and
he kind of he looks at all these videos and
says that they're fake, but it's not convinced that it's
anything special. He pointed out that it didn't really survive unscathed.
It did have some debris that fell from the impact.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, but that's still though. It flew away and the
debris could have been from the missile hitting it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So yeah, here's another story for real news or fake news.
I'll read you a new story. You have to tell
me if it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed. Supreme Court rules workers
can now legally call their boss names at the word
place without having to worry about being fired that time.
Supreme Court rules workers can now legally call their boss
(04:06):
names at the workplace without having to worry about being fired.
Here's the story. A surprising employment ruling has declared that
certain insults directed at bosses, while unprofessional and regrettable, are
not grounds for dismissal. The case was sparked when an
office manager was fired on the spot after calling her
(04:29):
boss a d head during a dispute.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh dang girl, she said.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And the judge sided with her, awarding her thirty thousand
dollars in compensation and ruling that such comments made in
the heat of the moment do not constitute gross misconduct.
They're now protected under free speech and they have a
list of things that you can call your boss under
the free speech rule. You can call your sposs a
d head, useless, incompetent, f monkey. No, you can't idiot,
(05:02):
empathetic without having to worry about any sort of ramification,
So have at it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No new story.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Or a fake news that has to be fake.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You can't even call any of like your coworkers any
names without getting in trouble. How would you get away
with calling your boss an f monkey? It's fake Victoria,
it's real. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It is a fake news story that people believe, but
it's based on a real story that lawsuit actually happened.
But you can there's no free speech Act for you
just to be able to call your boss any name
you want. I couldn't imagine somebody put that on the
internet for people to believe. And I bet you somebody
out there saw it and went for it the next
day and probably wondering why they got fired.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Do you know what, they're a lawyer can probably cite
that particular case they got that check off.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's like, here's your next news story for real news
or fake news? A segment where I read you a
news story from the week that's gone viral. You have
to see if it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believe. TikTok fuels bizarre breakup
trend dumping partners with a mariachi band. Oh, is that
a real new story or a fake news story? Here's
this story, It's real. What started off as one viral
(06:10):
TikTok video has turned into the internet's strangest new breakup trend.
People are now hiring full mariachi bands to do the
dirty work of ending relationships. Instead of sending a text
or having the dreaded sit down talk, couples are choosing
to let Trumpet's violins deliver the bad news. Somebody said,
I saw the original video and thought it was hilarious
(06:31):
and also kind of classy. A they use a five
piece band in things with their girlfriend of six months.
I said, it's festive, it's final and honestly softens the
blow when there's a guy in a giant sombrero hitting
a high note.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Thank yeah, I'd like it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
More.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Original video was somebody who caught their husband cheating and
while he was moving out, the Mariaji band was following
him around the house, to the U haul everything else
for hours, the Mariaji band.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is that a real story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I feel like it's real. But all I'm picturing in
my head right now is anytime somebody seems a Mariachi
man coming, you're gonna run like, no, it's not me,
you can't get me. When you get served.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
In court, you're like, together, Victoria, that's real. Yeah, that's
one hundred percent. It's a great idea. It's a fabulous idea,
especially the cheated on You just have a Mariochi been
following them around.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, Rachel?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Who is yeah? Rachel?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Yeah? Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Who is this?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh hey Rachel, Hi, this is Eddie. I'm calling from
corporate the IT department. Oh yeah, yeah, h you got
an issue with your pooter? My what your computer? You
got issue some about of password something like that.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, I got yes.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Hello, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah. My name is Eddie, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, okay, all from the IT department.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You put in a ticket.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
I hear you, Yeah, I hear you. So yeah, yes,
I put in a ticket because it kept making it
kept making me reset my password, and I reset it
and then, but but it keeps like not working, so
I can't get a password to stick and I can't
log into my computer.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
So yet.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, yeah, because you know, you know, I've been around
for a while. I've been in this company a long
time too, and I find that, you know, when I'm
having trouble remembering a password, I just you know, put
it on a sticky note. I still use those things
and it works pretty well. So probably just put your
password on a steaky note.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Oh no, it's not that I don't remember the password.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I do remember the passwords.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
The computer is not taking the password.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They have passwords.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Back in my day, we didn't have passwords or just
shook hands and trusted each other. I wish we could
do that with our computers, you know, just shake shake
his hands with you.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, I agree with you. But that's not how it works.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
So I do need help though trying to and I
don't have a lot of.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Time anything like that. What Yeah, it seems to help
with my memory.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm telling you. I was just telling you.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
It's not about remembering the password.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I remember the password.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I write down the passwords.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
The computer is not taking it.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Can I speak with someone else?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Is that possible? So I can just get this done
and get.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You need uh, you know, corporate downsizing and stuff. I'm
the only one in the office.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Today at some way for you to like just get
it my computer system from your end and.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Just like fix this path.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You try knock, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No you know, on my TV's on the fricks. I
just hit it on the side of it and it
sometimes works. You know, you try hitting it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You're hitting it on the side. It's not going to
do anything. This is not a nineteen eighties TV.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
This is this is a computer.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
I don't I don't know what you're thinking, but but yeah,
I need someone with real knowledge here.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, I'm thinking bacon soda.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
Basic soda.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Bakings? You know, bacon soda kind of fixes everything. I
use it in the kitchen all the time for stuff,
and like, if I've got a little indigestion, I can
which you get off my age. You get a lot
of indigestion, I just throw some bacon soda down my
gullet and clears it right up.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So baby, you try bacon soda.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
So you aren't in basle.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Send me someone confident.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Please, No.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I cannot believe you work in it.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
You're literally the lead helpful person I have ever spoken
to you my.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Entire You remind me of my granddaughter a little bit.
And you know, when she ever had problems with her Nintendo,
back when that was the thing, she used to blow
in the game cartridges would fix it right up. You
try blowing in the computer.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
There, my god, up and just give me some real.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hey, Rachel, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you. And what your coworker,
Brittany set you up?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh my god, she said.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That you've been having trouble getting into your computer and
I hasn't gone back to you yet, so she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Oh my god, I hate her.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
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(12:15):
right now, it's time for Nina's trending.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You're never gonna guess what the most watched Immy nominated
series of twenty twenty five was. No Um make you
really won't, but I want you to try Twisted Metal
what bro That is cool.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, it's a good show.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, not not on not on Jebel's queue. But Survivor
is the most watched show of twenty twenty five so far.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I know that's nuts. It's still just crushing it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That means are this weekend, So that's why all of
these stats are starting to come out. But if you're
a binge and babe, then you might be interested in
this too, just to see where you're watching compared to
the rest of the country. But Survivor has over four
hundred and sixty two point four million viewing hours. The
White Lotus is a distance second with two hundred and
ten point seven million hours.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I know, have I ever's been on the air for
like seventy years. It's a beast Yeah crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I mean that show really though, like captivates a certain
kind of person, like my mom. Once upon a time.
I don't know if I guys, if I ever told
you guys this, but my mom sent in an audition tape,
oh really to be on the Survivor and we saw
this video of her sleeping in a tree eating bugs
and explaining why she would make it out in the wilderness.
I think you knew it was she eating bugs. She did.
She picked up like actually, like those little beetle bugs,
(13:31):
not the beetlebugs, like the potato bugs, you know, I'm
talking about what you would call them, or like hants
and stuff. And she was just sitting there eating them
and watching this video like, Mom, are you serious? Like
we were asleep and my dad was taking care of
us while my mom's bugs on TV. The worst part
of it all was I worked for CBS at the time,
(13:52):
and so she.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Wouldn't have counted because she was family members and employees
can compete.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
She looked like she was gonna cry. Oh mom, I'm
so sorry, but you slept in a tree. You're a
bad one, oh Mommy, Like I'm going to sell this weekend.
I felt so bad. But that video will be a
classic in our rotation forever. This is really interesting. Can
you imagine if you had to wait through an advertisement
(14:18):
just to get toilet paper? So in China they're starting
this new thing where you have to watch ads to
get toilet paper in public bathrooms. And I watched the video.
It was kind of hard to show because you didn't
hear much, but they walk in and there's this thing
on the wall, kind of like when you go to
get like the women's stuff, like a dispensary, and there's
(14:38):
a QR code. So then you go up to that
you have to watch the ad through the QR code
and then it dispenses like six squares of toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's also a great idea, kind of is I mean
you're gonna watch that ad if you have to go
to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yep, yes, But I'm panicking kind of because sometimes I
wait till the very last second and when I gotta go.
I'm like, they're not going anymore there and wait for
an ad.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And then I could definitely see that coming to America.
All all of the necessities that we have to do
in life, bathroom before you eat food. They somehow make
it so you can't get your food until you watch
an ad.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, I don't hate that. What I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It just makes you like get excited for food more.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
No, it makes you bor I'm gonna want to change
the ad that can't even change its watch it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I feel like, Gibil, you should be stressed out by
this too, like when you you wait to the last minute.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I do, Yeah, I mean I will. I would be
watching a lot of ads for a long time. I'm
not excited about it. I just think it's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We're gonna lose you for an hour, and it's just
because you watching all these ads just to get.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Lastly, I know you got to watch it every six yerods,
you got to watch a new ad.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And lastly, pumpkin spice searches hit an all time high.
Pumpkin Spice's crack. I've set it over and over again.
But we're getting weird out here. Guys, people are actually
searching for pumpkin spice floor cleaner, pumpkin spice trash bags,
pumpkin spice under wear.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Wait, underwear?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Why pumpkin spice shirts and purses? And smell that good? People?
I mean it does, But what are you gonna do
with pumpkin spice underwear?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
My floora cleaner. I'd rather smell like fabreeze air fresh
than like pumpkins. Boys, Like, I don't go get a
cookie that's pumpkin spice, just getting our candle, you know,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's true underwear.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Kind of cool, actually, hy, I just feel like it
would irritate you because of the scent lices, Like, is
it irritate?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Okay, that's what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Becky is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Daniel might be messing around. So we're about to
call him in a few minutes and see if we
can catch him. But first, Becky, what's going on? Why
do you think Daniel ye be cheating?
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, so me and my husband Daniel, we've been married
for four years and the other day we've been looking
for houses, okay, and we want someone with the pool.
So he last Saturday he said he was at work
and he can come help me look for houses. So
I hopped off pillow and I started drugging around the
area that we wanted to get a house. And then
(17:08):
I saw I saw him in the backyard, in the backyard,
in the backyard, No, No, in one of the houses
that we saw, like I'd seen it on zillow, okay,
And he was in the backyard of somehow with a
pool with some younger woman.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
What yeah, looking at the house or what was he doing?
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Uh, that's a great question. He was wearing his swim trunks,
so that was yeah, that would be very interesting attire
to look for houses.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Then I thought, and that's not what he does for work,
Like he wouldn't have to wear.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That for work, right, Oh? No, And he told you
he was at work.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
He told me he was at work, And then I
see him.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Does he know that you saw him?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
No?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
I didn't even know what I say. He came back
at five and we didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So what did you do though? Did you stay there
and look and watch his interaction with this young girl, Like,
did you see how they were talking to each other?
Did he touch her? Or did you just see it
and run away?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (18:12):
So, I mean it wasn't an open house or anything.
So I was just kind of looking around. And then
when I picked over the backyard I saw I was like, oh,
my gosh, that guy looks like Daniel. And then I
was like, oh, it is him.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
So I just down.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
It was my first instinct.
Speaker 11 (18:28):
And then I stayed for a few seconds, but I
couldn't really hear anything, and I just I.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Just lost Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I'm sorry, that's not fun. No, that's a lot to see.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I guess to me, you have two options at that point,
get arrested or go home and try to calm down
and make sense of what you just saw. And I
mean get arrested, because I would be wilding out on whoever. Okay,
has he been acting weird like other than you know,
lying about going to work.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You just caught him.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Has he been lying about anything else?
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Not that I've noticed, but then something like that, and
you're like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, And did you get a good look at the woman?
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Not really, I couldn't see her very well, but I
definitely know she was younger and they were not talking
about houses.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you already told us what grocery store he's a
Rewards member at, So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those
see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll get you to catch a Cheater. Next. Right in
(19:38):
the middle of to Catch a Cheater, And if you're
just joining us, Becky is on the phone and she
thinks that her husband, Daniel four years might be messing around.
So we're gonna call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a Rewards member, and say
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Becky
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Becky,
(20:00):
why don't you remind us about your situation again, and
why do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Yeah, so my husband and I have been looking for
a new house, and a couple weeks ago, I went
we're going to house search and he said he couldn't
because he was working. So I went out and started
driving around and I found this house. You've been looking
for something with the pool. I went out and started
looking around, just to.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
See there was no open house.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
But then when I looked over the backyard, I saw
Daniel and some young girl standing by the pool.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
And I duck down.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
I really couldn't do anything because it wasn't an open house,
and I just went away.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You haven't asked him about it?
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Since? No, I have not said anything, and you must
be spiraling.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I said, oh, sorry, Well are you ready for us
to call him?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yes? Here we go. Hello, Hey, this is.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Horrible calling from So. I was looking for our rewards
card member named Daniel.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Speaking Hi Dan.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You'll please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're
this month's lucky winner. Thank you so much for being
a rewards member with us. We're all climb, We're here
in the offices. Thanks what I win the flowers?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Flowers really well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Every single month we choose one of our Rewards Card
members to say thank you very much for being such
a good customer by rewarding you with a free gift.
And this month it's flowers delivered from our floor department.
You won thirty six longsti red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want absolutely free.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, congratulations. The first thing I'll need from you, and
like I said, you'll get email confirmation before we went
off the phone, would be the first and last name
of the person that you want to send them to,
and then anything you'd like to put on a card,
and then we get the address and that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
So the first name is Sienna, okay, and the last
name is got that Sienna. Do you want to include
a card?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And what would you like to say?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I can't wait to view the next house with you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Can't wait to view the next house with you? Great,
and thank you very much for that, Daniel. The next
thing that I will need will be to let you
know that this is actually a radio show and it's
called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Hi I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel. What's up?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
What is this in the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No, not a grocery store. It's a radio show and
we do a segment on the show that's called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see you, they send flowers too,
And your wife, Becky is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Wait, Becky, you're on the phone. Who is Sienna? Becky?
You think I'm cheating on you? I saw you.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
I was driving around looking at houses, and I saw
the house we were going to look out together with
the pool, and you were out at the pool with
some girl.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
And you just sent followers to someone named si Us
and then you can't wait.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
To view the next count.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah good questions?
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Oh okay, Well, well listen, I said I was working obviously,
because I was trying to surprise you. Deanna is my
buddy John's niece and she is a real estate agent,
and she was so kind to get me in before
the brokers open up this house that we wanted to
look at.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, so in Georgia, know how hot the summer's been.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
I felt like I had to enjoy the pool to
really see if it's a place that would be worthy
of us. What I can't help but that she brought
a bating too too. I mean, I thought that was
kind of weird and unprofessional. But but she said she
was going to be able to get us like an
exclusive before the open house, so we could have potentially
gotten in as a potential first bid. So I was
(23:56):
trying to do a little surprise for you. Yeah, and
that's all that happened. Nothing happened. We were just enjoying
the pool. There was nothing romantic.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Why would you lie about it.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
But she was really younger than you.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Yeah, she is, And that's even more proof that I
would not be cheating with her. I just grateful for
her help. She just happened to enjoy the pool because
it was super hot. I got in first because I
brought my student because I was playing on bod later
that day and I thought I couldn't I could not
test it out.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
It was too tempting. I don't mean that this is
the biggest load of boul crab I've ever heard. I
don't know why you think I'm falling for any of this?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Why are you sending this this person that you got
in the pool with flowers?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, explain that. Why wouldn't you send the flowers to
your wife?
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Because she was going to do some really nice favors
of setting up a few more open houses for us,
and I thought it would be I thought it would
be like a nice gesture for gratitude, said, she's helping
us kind of get a bunch of other houses and
first book exclusives.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Like it wasn't meant to be romantic. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I wasn't even paying for these. These were free flowers.
I thought, why not send that to the person who's
helping us out?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Right? Now?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
That one too? Are you really hung up on this bikini?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, because it's weird.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Would you rather her swim in the pool with her
full clothes and her stud like that makes no sense?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, I don't. I don't know if a realtor would
be swimming in the pool with you, no matter what
the age.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Well, she's not like a full on realtor yet, she's
only part time. She's still young. I'm sure her professionalism
isn't like there. But but she'd said that she could
help us and really get us into some of our
favorite listings.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's not even a full time realterer yet, though, So
how is she going to be guaranteeing you those things
if that's actually not her job yet.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Well, because she said your connections to her bosses, like.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You swim with her bosses, I'm feeling.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Like really attacked here, and I was I was just
trying to do something nice for you, Becky. It was
a surprise, Daniel.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Let's say you walked up to a house trying to
look at it and you saw Becky in the backyard
in her bikini with a younger realtor in his bathing suit.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
What would you think I would want to kill him?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Do you not trust me?
Speaker 11 (26:20):
I did trust you until you lie to me about
that you were working. And then I saw you with
a younger woman at a pool at some random house
and she was in her bikini.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
And then you said, flown you is that really worth
throwing our eight years away because you saw someone in
a bikini? Did you see his kiss? Did you see
us do anything? We were in a swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, let's person you are telling the truth, and maybe
you should talk to whose niece? Is this your friend?
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Yeah, it's my buddy John from work's niece. I was
talking about how we wanted to move, as you know,
we wanted to get a house to the pool, and
he said, my niece is getting into real estate that
things she could help.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Well, if I'm thinking believe this, I need to meet
this Sienna.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
I need to talk to her. So well, unfortunately she
just went back to college. So like that that's going
to happen?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Go back to college? You just set her flowers and
said you can't wait to view the next helpist with
her hollow? Is she going to do that when she's
all the way in college?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Well are you? I don't even know what you're gonna say,
because I don't think there's anything less to say. I mean,
I think it's very obvious what happened?
Speaker 11 (27:32):
You keep lying your faith off, you're lying to me,
you're lying to your wife.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
We've been together for four years and what what is
that all for?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Nothing?
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
You know what I have to go? Can we just
talk about this at home?
Speaker 8 (27:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Whoa you hung out?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Becky?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Becky? Are you okay?
Speaker 5 (27:50):
No? It's it's very it's obvious. She's lying right, Yes,
feel at least at the end of this. I guess
I'm a place of the school.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Good for you the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. So call us
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. You can also dm us
at the Jewbil Show or go to the Jewel Show
dot com. If you've got the goods and think that
you can beat Victoria, who is on? Are you on
a streak? A winning streak at all?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I think she lost?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I think she did.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh why, Jerry, why do you to bring that up.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'm trying to hype you up, but you have to
be accurate, focused on getting back to winning.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, that's the best you have. Yeah, Holy you used
to be a stand up comedian. You should be able
to come up with things like this, what do.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You mean you too?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You are I'm sort of one. I mean, you know,
I used to get booked a lot. Now I get
booked like every six months, whether I want to or not.
So like I'm a part time stand up comedian or
like semi retired I guess is what we.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Called it on his Live the other day. Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I thought like you would just always identify one if
you are one. Yeah, I mean I consider if you're
working to be one. So like every six months, I
am one for at least a weekend.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
So like, yeah, so I'm a stand I'm a former
stand up comedian.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I sound like a retired teacher.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Because like sometimes they kind of yeah yeah, try to sound.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Like grandpa, right, except for every six months when I
do it, when I'll get a gig. So yeah, I'm like,
you know, anyway, I wouldn't mean that I'll be able
to hype you up like I was a former sportscaster.
I'll be able to hype you up.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Should be able to do you need to be able
to come up with things like fast, you got to
beat something anything?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Think you can stop Victoria, who's super pumped up to
get a win.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That was terrible.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I'm gonna work on that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, play Verus Victoria right after this to show
what am I some sort of a mentally challenged air
hen Oh no, not even I didn't say that. It
was like, why am I even listening to to begin with?
For it your virtue?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Fair. And
let's meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Austin. What's up, Austin?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
What?
Speaker 9 (30:32):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Not much?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
Yeah, let's take her on? And uh hey, wait for
the kids today, they're all this thing and are excited
to play.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, you got to add for the kids. I love
it an a good cause, I'm a kid. Respect.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is there a particular group of kids that are listening
or you just know that all the kids are listening today, Austin, Well, all.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
The kids are listening, but my kids in particular, we've
been waiting a long time to get it.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
What are their names?
Speaker 14 (31:03):
This is Lim and Frankie.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Liam and Frankie. Have you got them on the way
to being a boy band yet? Because Liam and Frankie,
I mean that's a Jonas sounding.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah it is. It's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, oh great. All right, we're going to see Victoria
out of the studio and here we go, Austin. The
game is played like this. You got thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 14 (31:30):
Okay, okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
All right, here we go. Your time starts now. Approximately?
How many minutes does it take light travel? How many
light Let's start over. You don't want to them up
with my questions running back? Here we go, My bad, Austin.
Your time officially starts now. Okay? Approximately how many minutes
does it take light to travel from the Sun to
(31:54):
the Earth? What pop star is notoriously known as the
Queen of pop?
Speaker 14 (32:06):
Madonna?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
When stretched out about how long is a single human DNA.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Cell the size of the tennis court.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Who is the highest grossing artists of all time by
overall sales, with over six hundred million records sold.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Worldwide, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while Victoria is getting her headphones on
and getting ready and stuff, here's a question for you.
What animal do you think is secretly plotting to take
over Austin? Oh?
Speaker 14 (32:38):
Porcupine?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Who oh good point. I didn't even think about those
guys are a little stinker. Yeah, and they would be
good to take over because you don't really think about
them that much. And then some mentions that you're like,
wait a second, what have they been up to? I
haven't seen a porcupine in a while. Not going on TikTok?
Speaker 14 (32:53):
They're ready?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, can't they fling their their little pointikes?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I think so?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Mm hms, Victoria, your head's always somewhere. What animal do
you think is secretly plotting to take over?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I would say guinea pigs.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That's another unsuspecting one.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Have you seen G Force? They can do some pretty
cool things. Then that's a really good movie. If anyone
hasn't all of them com parachute? Yeah, they can, and
they can get in like little like small spaces in
the G Force movie, they like had They could even
like snorkel and like get around like the water and
then come out of nowhere kind of like, I.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Feel like they make great personal assistance. Yeah, they would
make great personal I could see the little glasses on yeah,
right on that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
And then all the writing would be super small so
you can't read it magnifying glass.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's all right, Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
they pass and you have to be Austin outright to win,
and Austin you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
Ready, go?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Approximately how many minutes does it take light to travel
from the Sun to the Earth? Is that the second?
Does my answer? Next? What pop star is notoriously known
as the Queen of pop? Britney spears when stretched out
about how long is a single human DNA? So I
don't think it's Britney Spears? Wait? How long? This long?
(34:23):
Who is the highest grossing artists of all time by
overall sales with over six hundred million records sold world wide?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
No, no, keep going? All right? Fine, what is the study
of fungi called?
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Keep going alright? Over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard? Our social media producer, Gabby.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, Victoria got a big old zero. Are you sure?
And measures? Austin, Liam and Frankie got one.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Congratulations, you got a victory, got Washington State Fair tickets.
Let's see if we that measurement for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Hey, how are you? Let's get the answers now with Nina.
It takes approximately eight minutes for light to travel from
the Sun to the Earth. Madonna is known as the
Queen of Pop. That's who it is.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Brittany is the Princess of pop.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Dangy, when stretched out a human DNA style, is six
feet long. The highest grossing artists of all time by
overall sales, with over six hundred million records sold worldwide
is the Beatles, and the study of fung Guy is
called mycology. I think fundication is better.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Get a fun guy, fun education.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
That's what you got from fun Guy. I thought we'd
be going somewhere else. Thank you for playing, Austin.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I have a good day.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We've played you Verus Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play I
have to do is dm us at the Jubel show
or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
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Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Kai is on the phone today for our first sight
fall up and he's getting ghosted by Evie, who we
went on a date with and really liked. So in
a second we'll call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another day.
But first, Kai, how long has the bench as you
were from Evie?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Hi, guys, it's been about two week since I've heard
from Evie. We usually are very friendly in flirtatious to
everyone that goes our across to gym. We'd be certain
backing for us a little bit. But then we decided
that we'd go and grab a smoothie after our workout,
so we want to grab a smoothie and that went
really well, So then we decided we'd go out and
tractically able proper date, so we went to this new
(36:33):
topics place in town. We ended up chatting with each
other and we got the Paia and while we went
on the plane to come out, we decided to after
we ordered, we decided to sit on the same side
of the booth and we go through each other's phones
and we were talking about pictures and videos that we're
talking about, especially with our family members. And then there
(36:53):
was a kiss, which was pretty awesome. So I think
everything was going to corner plan. But then I haven't
backward and I think it's because I l the shrimp
out of the.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Shrimp. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, So let's talk
about the kiss.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Then.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Was that mutual?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Like, did you feel like she was given that energy back?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Definitely, definite. I just to kick it back.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So then where does the shrimp come in?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I was mainly a few of the protein content played
right majority of the Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
She made Why do you think that that's the thing.
Did she say something about it?
Speaker 4 (37:38):
She would give me a look the entire time.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So is it that you ate all the shrimper? Is
that because you left the girl starving?
Speaker 4 (37:46):
That's that's that's why I called you guys.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Okay, okay, and you reach out to her and she
just said nothing.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
That didn't sense.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well, what was your last interaction? So what did you
say to her?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
So basically you sent her a text and said I
had a great time, and then she was responded saying
thanks for dinner, and it wasn't the energy that you
were looking for.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
So I taxed Evie after dinner. I had a really
great time for next day, and she just responded with,
you know, thank you for dinner with the period you know,
had a low energy would kind of response. So I
haven't known everything from her since then.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, have you seen her at CrossFit?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Just happing? Not really, not really a you know, long
home competition, just you know how I would that would
be a favorite.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
So you're getting curved. Yeah, all right, well we'll see why.
We'll plas on come back and then call her and
see if some tell us why she's ghosting you, maybe
get you another date. Okay, all right, plus i'll come
back get your first date follow up next. Right in
the middle of your first date follow up and if
you're just joining us, Kai is on the phone and
he's getting ghosted by a girl named Evie that he
(38:53):
really likes. He met her at CrossFit and they went
out on a date, and he thinks he's not getting
a call back because he ate all of the shrimp
and the pie that they ordered, and she also needs
her protein because you know, cross fits absolutely so we'll
see if that's the reason. All right, Kai, are you
ready to give her a call? Okay? Man, here we go.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Hello, Hi, I speak to ev.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Please listen.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Hey, Evie, how are you?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Hi, Ev, I'm Nina also
on the show.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay, how are you?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's a radio show? You sure?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Have you ever listened to the Jebel Show before?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Go on again?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Okay, sweet?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Are you familiar with what a first a follow up is?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well that's the segment where if you go somebody, they
can email us to get you on the show and
ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email
about you from somebody. Have any idea who that would be?
Speaker 10 (40:07):
Well, I've only gone on one first date recently, so
I had a feeling I might know who it is.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay, okay, who is that.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Kai? Yes? It is.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
He told us about your date and he wants to
know why you're not calling him back or why you're
ghosting him? Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Well?
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yeah, I mean so like we had a we were
having like a pretty good night tapas and then like
we had this like really good kids, right, and then
we got up went to the bathroom, and while he
was there, his phone just kept getting messages from someone
ing v and it was like tax plan emojis and
(40:54):
like teach emojis and telling emojis and I'm at least
five just in time that he was in the bathroom.
So like, I don't know louviy is, but it sounds
like he's kind of got something going on already, and
I just I felt so uncomfortable after that. Yeah, and
then he just didn't mention them, like I don't know,
(41:15):
it felt like he just left his phone out on
the table like he would see looking to the.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Phone when he came back, kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
He thought.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
The reason you're not calling him back is because he
ate all the shrimp out.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Of the paa Oh.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
I mean yeah, he did do that, and that was dumb.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
But like, okay, so it said he was getting texts
that seemed like from another girl.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I mean, fine, yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Lot of egg plant emojis.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
A lot we should ask him about that, don't you think, Yeah,
Oh that's right, he's here, right, Yes, he is guy's
on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
This is kind of awkward, but I'm I'm a little
bit mortified, and I'm going to kill my friend Rick,
the one that was setting all the emoji text messages
Jim to my friend Dick. Yeah, he's he was Basically,
(42:20):
he knew that I was in ev for a while
and he was trying to be encouraging by sending those
messages in order to let me know exactly what I
should do and topically speaking, earth and goes well on
the dates. But I uh, not that I don't appreciate
his input, but I kind of already knew how to
do that anyways. But in his own way, he was
(42:44):
trying to at least at least be encouraging and and
and be friendly. But I don't I don't think he
knew that she was going to see the messages from him. Uh,
And I'm going to kill him the next time I
see him. But it was nothing sexual between me and
somebody else. It was mainly sexual between me and my buddy.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
Right, So what you're saying is it wasn't another girl,
but it was your friend, like convinced we were going
to hook up, Like, is that why you went out
with me?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Because you were like sure we were going to hook up.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
I wasn't going out with you because I students we're
going to I was going out because I wanted to
go out with you. That's the whole walking up thing
is just bus You're the main You're the main goal
here is to go and have a good time with
you because I have come into you a goal.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Come on, like a guy like you at the gym
only has one agenda and friends, just like the r
VIC or whatever his name is.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
I knew you were too good to be true when
I went out.
Speaker 10 (43:49):
Right like, if that's all you're interested in, Like, that's
not what I'm here for.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
That's not how I'm interested you know, that's just my
friends and dumb idiots and decided to send very very
dumb text messages when I wasn't at the table. But
I am not into you for that, that's just a bonus.
I'm into you for everything that you are and everything
that you can be, and especially all the conversation that
(44:15):
we having on the last day. Connections are going really well.
So yes, I can understand that you might be a
little upset and confused by the messages, but that's the
last thing on my mind. And you're also your your
squad game is like insane if you can squat so much,
and I think it's really hot, so it's it's also
(44:36):
that's not a bonus. But you have a child very naps.
That's it. At some point in time after after an
apology dinner when you possibly see about no potentially doing
something on those lines, okay, ice cream after two. And
also you get to eat all the shrimp tonight. You
get all the shrimp, and wherever we go, I will
(44:56):
make sure that they seed you at least eight extra shrimp,
just to make sure that I have to make it
for the last time.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I don't know if this is like out there. I
would you like to go on another date with Kai?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (45:09):
I don't know if I totally believe you yet, but
you can buy me shrimp.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Interesting.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
Yes, yes, I will go on a second date, but
you are on probation.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
That sounds like she said yes to shrimp.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Okay, Well, congratulations, Kyle, you got another date.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yea, this is exactly and I appreciate all that help.
This was one exactly how I thought it would Joe,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Just tell Victim exance Okay, okay, yeah, I want to
see those texts though.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
I will definitely show them to you. I'm gonna do
a little bit that way as graphic. I will make
sure that you see them.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Jules first date follow up.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Remember after every single phone prank, it's a free trip
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What's trending?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Elon Musk is no longer the world's richest person. Oh no,
you imagine if you've been the world's richest person this
entire time, and like that's been your identity, like you
identify as that. You be mad and then somebody just
shows up and they're like, haha, guess what. I'm eighty
one years old, and now I am who is it?
His name is co He's the Oracle co founder Larry Ellison.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Or familiar that guy. It's a good company.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It is a big company. And they their stocks shot
up more than a third in just minutes after some
strong earnings reported by some big a I related orders
from customers. So I guess they're in the AI game.
Oh okay, which would make a lot of sense. So yeah,
Oracle is crushing it. So they they're worth or he
is worth three hundred and ninety three billion dollars. And
(47:13):
also this is a very rich family. His son is
the guy that owns Paramount. Who's his son, David Ellison?
How old is his son? I'm not sure you can
hit a quick mile. Thank you for getting that. What
I'm looking for looking.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
For someone who's in their mid twenties, who's on the
radio show.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Maybe, I mean, since you asked people, I'll just I mean,
we got to follow up.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
But yeah, I would like to know as well. I mean,
there's a good chance. All you got to do is
get a job at Paramount, being like a PA or something,
plus look real cute, and then I could be the
star of a scandal. Oh my gosh. And then you
could be like on one of those real great reality shows. Girl.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
What he's rich, dude, and you're twenty. He's got to
be like three times your age now that it's forty two.
Oh yeah, you could do that. What what kind.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Of scandal do you see me getting involved in?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
He's married, That's all I'm saying. I would guess if
you would you be with a forty two year old
I have had billions. You said, no, you're dumb?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yeah for real? Okay, Well I don't. I don't know
the answer to that is a solid decade, it is.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
But I want to go live my life. I want
to go, like do fun things. Is he gonna want
to go, like to the bars with me at night hairs?
He'll pay for it? Yeah, I gain. If he's busy,
it probably works non stop. You barely see him.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Oh I like that, and you'd be able to spend
his money.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I and then he'll just be busy with another one
of his girlfriends anyway, So who cares?
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Wouldn't that hurt my heart a little bit.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Scandal Boom told Jimmy, you can patch it up with
a billion dollars sor right. I think that's what happens
in those relationships. So like that hurt my heart a
little bit, but also let me just get a real
expensive patch for it.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Let me just go to Spain. Okay, I feel better.
My heart's not froking anymore. Sometimes I think about that
because you know, like, I'm really not like a gold digger.
I'm all about finding my person in love. But every
once in a while, I'm like, I give up screwing.
I'm going rich and old, and that's it, rich and old.
Sometimes I feel like I just want to give up.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
It should be a good date. That's a good dating
app what rich and old?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
But do you think, though, isn't that sure?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Daddy?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah, I guess that is what it is, Sugar.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Daddy's a better package than.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Rich and.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
You know they're more likeness than that. I know he's
gonna want to sign up.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Well.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Withever, whatever amount of money you make, this still is
an affordable gift for you. That apparently is something people
hold on to for a very long time. Thanks to
Build a Bear, we now know that ninety two percent
of people still have their childhood stuffy, their little stuffed
animal that they sleep with.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh of people too, Well, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
It is, and I thought it was very important to
highlight because I've been shamed many times for keeping my
teddy bear on my bed. No shame that I sleep with.
You did? Why did I shame you?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
I may have laughed, but that wasn't shame because I
was like, his name's Teddy, and you're like, a.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Ah, that is bun. I didn't shame you for I
think that's cute, but it is also funny.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I used to hate on people to slep with teddy bears.
I just think it was Nutso why I don't know.
I just need to be that attached to something from you.
You know, it was weird to me. But then I
got a Teddy bear and I sleep with it now,
so like, I'm cool, and how is it?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
It's great?
Speaker 2 (50:17):
They're comfy.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
See, it's ninety two percent of people. That's a real thing.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Did you won't do you have a build a bear?
Speaker 4 (50:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I have.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
His name is Eddie Edgewater.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
He's a rocker's that's the important part. Anybody that has
a Teddy Bear assametimes at night. Wait what, well, you'll
feel real tired after this. PS. We need to talk
about this. Space to Space is just around the corner,
and that means this is your opportunity to climb up
to the very top of the space needle for a
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twenty eighth. You can register right now at Base to
Space Seattle dot com. Ninety eight flights of stairs, eight
hundred and thirty two steps fifty two.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Make it your spread.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
How does a cancer research research center?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
By the way, Yes, it's a dope event.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Though it is a dope event, it's so fun. We're
all going to be out there as well, so please participate.
It's a great cause, it's a great time where.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
All the crossfitters at I feel like every crossfitter should
sign up for this. You know they're always talking about
how hard core they are, so see how quick they
can do it.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Yeah, they can be Jewble side.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You have been called out basa space Seattle dot com
and that's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (51:28):
Jewels dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yeah. So this was a few years ago.
Speaker 12 (51:40):
When I was with my ex that I had my
first daughter with.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
My daughter was probably around.
Speaker 12 (51:45):
Two or three already these first three years, and Ma's
never really worked.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
I kind of took care.
Speaker 15 (51:50):
Of everything, the builds and everything like that. So she
freshly started working and then we decided a hire than
home babysitter.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
My secret is I didn't know who this person was.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
She met this person on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Your babysitter, Yeah, the babysitter.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (52:06):
I come home from work one day, she and the
babysitter sitting on the couch, and the babysitter like said
hi to me, like in a very enthusiastic way.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Okay, I would be completely honest.
Speaker 12 (52:20):
I was kind of already on rough edges with the
girlfriend I was with at the time, or should I
say babe mama, So.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
I tested my limits with the babysitter days in. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (52:34):
So I just wanted to see if the enthusiastic high
meant something else, and it did. We probably slept with
each other over like thirty to forty times until me
and that girl separated.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
It.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Whoa she did on your girlfriend? Thirty forty times before
you broke up the baby. Yeah, wait, the baby with
the person the saying care of that woman's child, taking
care of the child. So did she ever find that out? No, yeah,
because you would be a year.
Speaker 15 (53:13):
It's been years now, and I actually still have contact
with that babysitter, like we don't physical contact.
Speaker 16 (53:20):
No, she moved out of state. She's actually married now,
she was married back then. Oh, she was married back then,
and we still keep.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
In touch, just like, hey, how are you doing type deal. Yeah,
I've never told anybody that before.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Well, thank you for telling us your journe little secret.
Speaker 5 (53:41):
You guys enthusiastic.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Hi, what's your dirty little secret.
This just in. It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Scientists have revealed that there is now too much acid
in our oceans. Okay, and related news, next year's Coachella
will be held in the South Pacific.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Tell you how easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a news headline that's gone viral this week and
you have to tell me if that's a real news
story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's always fun and always a lot harder than you think.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Fact and real news or fake news is next. It's
the Dual show. Breaking news right here on the Jewel Show.
Doctors in China are trying to figure out how to
get a woman to stop perpetually climaxing. Also a response,
husbands in America have said, hold our beers. It's real
(00:53):
news or fake News segment where we read you a
news story that's gone viral this week and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
news story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.
Here's a story that's gone viral that people actually believed.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Is it real or fake?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Congress releases video of UFO getting hit by a missile
and surviving.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
WHOA wow.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Congress releases video of a UFO getting hit by a
missile and surviving. Congress shared a crazy video of a
UFO supposedly taking a direct hit from a missile and
then surviving it. It happened off the coast of Yeomen
in October of last year. Nobody has seen it publicly
until now when a whistleblower shared it. It shows some
(01:38):
sort of object moving over the ocean and it looks
like it's going fast, but it's hard to tell with
the video. Basically the drone that shot the footage was
also going fast, so you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, so they don't.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Know, Hardley what got shot.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
The part that everybody's freaking out about is that it
got hit by a US hellfire missile in the u
UFO didn't explode. A lot of people, including some members
of Congress, are saying it's proof that aliens are here
and they exist. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story that people actually believe?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Nina, It has to be real, because how much more
proof do we need? We know they exist, it's real, huh, Victoria,
They were like, watch this, but I.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Feel like, honestly, if it tells us anything, it just
means that these aliens have like protective shields, are out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Their shape chips right right? So real? Yeah, I think
it's real. This is a real news story.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Congress had there another one of those UFO thingies that
they did where they talk about UFOs and UAPs and yeah,
they released footage of a video of a UAP being
hit by a hellfire missile and not exploding.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
What does UAP means?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Unidentified approaching UAP?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's a does it? And now I have to look
it up again.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Are UFOs and uap is the same things?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah? Yeah, they changed it. It's unidentified anomalist phenomena. That's
what they used to call UFOs, got it. Yeah, they
used to call the UFOs. Now they call them UAPs.
Yeah okay, but anyway, it got hit by a hellfire
missile and it didn't explode.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's crazy. How did not explode?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
They have barriers, they had like protective layer over their ship.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I know, that's why it's real. Why don't we have those?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
A guy named Mick West is of the skeptic and
he kind of he looks at all these videos and
says that they're fake, but it's not convinced that it's
anything special. He pointed out that it didn't really survive unscathed.
It did have some debris that fell from the impact.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, but that's still though. It flew away and the
debris could have been from the missile hitting it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So yeah, here's another story for real news or fake news.
I'll read you a new story. You have to tell
me if it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed. Supreme Court rules workers
can now legally call their boss names at the word
place without having to worry about being fired that time.
Supreme Court rules workers can now legally call their boss
(04:06):
names at the workplace without having to worry about being fired.
Here's the story. A surprising employment ruling has declared that
certain insults directed at bosses, while unprofessional and regrettable, are
not grounds for dismissal. The case was sparked when an
office manager was fired on the spot after calling her
(04:29):
boss a d head during a dispute.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh dang girl, she said.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And the judge sided with her, awarding her thirty thousand
dollars in compensation and ruling that such comments made in
the heat of the moment do not constitute gross misconduct.
They're now protected under free speech and they have a
list of things that you can call your boss under
the free speech rule. You can call your sposs a
d head, useless, incompetent, f monkey. No, you can't idiot,
(05:02):
empathetic without having to worry about any sort of ramification,
So have at it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No new story.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Or a fake news that has to be fake.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You can't even call any of like your coworkers any
names without getting in trouble. How would you get away
with calling your boss an f monkey? It's fake Victoria,
it's real. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It is a fake news story that people believe, but
it's based on a real story that lawsuit actually happened.
But you can there's no free speech Act for you
just to be able to call your boss any name
you want. I couldn't imagine somebody put that on the
internet for people to believe. And I bet you somebody
out there saw it and went for it the next
day and probably wondering why they got fired.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Do you know what, they're a lawyer can probably cite
that particular case they got that check off.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's like, here's your next news story for real news
or fake news? A segment where I read you a
news story from the week that's gone viral. You have
to see if it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believe. TikTok fuels bizarre breakup
trend dumping partners with a mariachi band. Oh, is that
a real new story or a fake news story? Here's
this story, It's real. What started off as one viral
(06:10):
TikTok video has turned into the internet's strangest new breakup trend.
People are now hiring full mariachi bands to do the
dirty work of ending relationships. Instead of sending a text
or having the dreaded sit down talk, couples are choosing
to let Trumpet's violins deliver the bad news. Somebody said,
I saw the original video and thought it was hilarious
(06:31):
and also kind of classy. A they use a five
piece band in things with their girlfriend of six months.
I said, it's festive, it's final and honestly softens the
blow when there's a guy in a giant sombrero hitting
a high note.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Thank yeah, I'd like it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
More.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Original video was somebody who caught their husband cheating and
while he was moving out, the Mariaji band was following
him around the house, to the U haul everything else
for hours, the Mariaji band.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is that a real story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I feel like it's real. But all I'm picturing in
my head right now is anytime somebody seems a Mariachi
man coming, you're gonna run like, no, it's not me,
you can't get me. When you get served.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
In court, you're like, together, Victoria, that's real. Yeah, that's
one hundred percent. It's a great idea. It's a fabulous idea,
especially the cheated on You just have a Mariochi been
following them around.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, Rachel?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Who is yeah? Rachel?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Yeah? Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Who is this?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh hey Rachel, Hi, this is Eddie. I'm calling from
corporate the IT department. Oh yeah, yeah, h you got
an issue with your pooter? My what your computer? You
got issue some about of password something like that.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, I got yes.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Hello, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah. My name is Eddie, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, okay, all from the IT department.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You put in a ticket.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
I hear you, Yeah, I hear you. So yeah, yes,
I put in a ticket because it kept making it
kept making me reset my password, and I reset it
and then, but but it keeps like not working, so
I can't get a password to stick and I can't
log into my computer.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
So yet.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, yeah, because you know, you know, I've been around
for a while. I've been in this company a long
time too, and I find that, you know, when I'm
having trouble remembering a password, I just you know, put
it on a sticky note. I still use those things
and it works pretty well. So probably just put your
password on a steaky note.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Oh no, it's not that I don't remember the password.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I do remember the passwords.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
The computer is not taking the password.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They have passwords.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Back in my day, we didn't have passwords or just
shook hands and trusted each other. I wish we could
do that with our computers, you know, just shake shake
his hands with you.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, I agree with you. But that's not how it works.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
So I do need help though trying to and I
don't have a lot of.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Time anything like that. What Yeah, it seems to help
with my memory.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm telling you. I was just telling you.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
It's not about remembering the password.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I remember the password.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I write down the passwords.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
The computer is not taking it.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Can I speak with someone else?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Is that possible? So I can just get this done
and get.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You need uh, you know, corporate downsizing and stuff. I'm
the only one in the office.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Today at some way for you to like just get
it my computer system from your end and.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Just like fix this path.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You try knock, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No you know, on my TV's on the fricks. I
just hit it on the side of it and it
sometimes works. You know, you try hitting it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You're hitting it on the side. It's not going to
do anything. This is not a nineteen eighties TV.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
This is this is a computer.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
I don't I don't know what you're thinking, but but yeah,
I need someone with real knowledge here.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, I'm thinking bacon soda.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
Basic soda.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Bakings? You know, bacon soda kind of fixes everything. I
use it in the kitchen all the time for stuff,
and like, if I've got a little indigestion, I can
which you get off my age. You get a lot
of indigestion, I just throw some bacon soda down my
gullet and clears it right up.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So baby, you try bacon soda.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
So you aren't in basle.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Send me someone confident.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Please, No.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I cannot believe you work in it.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
You're literally the lead helpful person I have ever spoken
to you my.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Entire You remind me of my granddaughter a little bit.
And you know, when she ever had problems with her Nintendo,
back when that was the thing, she used to blow
in the game cartridges would fix it right up. You
try blowing in the computer.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
There, my god, up and just give me some real.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hey, Rachel, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you. And what your coworker,
Brittany set you up?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh my god, she said.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That you've been having trouble getting into your computer and
I hasn't gone back to you yet, so she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Oh my god, I hate her.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
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(12:15):
right now, it's time for Nina's trending.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You're never gonna guess what the most watched Immy nominated
series of twenty twenty five was. No Um make you
really won't, but I want you to try Twisted Metal
what bro That is cool.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, it's a good show.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, not not on not on Jebel's queue. But Survivor
is the most watched show of twenty twenty five so far.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I know that's nuts. It's still just crushing it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That means are this weekend, So that's why all of
these stats are starting to come out. But if you're
a binge and babe, then you might be interested in
this too, just to see where you're watching compared to
the rest of the country. But Survivor has over four
hundred and sixty two point four million viewing hours. The
White Lotus is a distance second with two hundred and
ten point seven million hours.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I know, have I ever's been on the air for
like seventy years. It's a beast Yeah crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I mean that show really though, like captivates a certain
kind of person, like my mom. Once upon a time.
I don't know if I guys, if I ever told
you guys this, but my mom sent in an audition tape,
oh really to be on the Survivor and we saw
this video of her sleeping in a tree eating bugs
and explaining why she would make it out in the wilderness.
I think you knew it was she eating bugs. She did.
She picked up like actually, like those little beetle bugs,
(13:31):
not the beetlebugs, like the potato bugs, you know, I'm
talking about what you would call them, or like hants
and stuff. And she was just sitting there eating them
and watching this video like, Mom, are you serious? Like
we were asleep and my dad was taking care of
us while my mom's bugs on TV. The worst part
of it all was I worked for CBS at the time,
(13:52):
and so she.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Wouldn't have counted because she was family members and employees
can compete.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
She looked like she was gonna cry. Oh mom, I'm
so sorry, but you slept in a tree. You're a
bad one, oh Mommy, Like I'm going to sell this weekend.
I felt so bad. But that video will be a
classic in our rotation forever. This is really interesting. Can
you imagine if you had to wait through an advertisement
(14:18):
just to get toilet paper? So in China they're starting
this new thing where you have to watch ads to
get toilet paper in public bathrooms. And I watched the video.
It was kind of hard to show because you didn't
hear much, but they walk in and there's this thing
on the wall, kind of like when you go to
get like the women's stuff, like a dispensary, and there's
(14:38):
a QR code. So then you go up to that
you have to watch the ad through the QR code
and then it dispenses like six squares of toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's also a great idea, kind of is I mean
you're gonna watch that ad if you have to go
to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yep, yes, But I'm panicking kind of because sometimes I
wait till the very last second and when I gotta go.
I'm like, they're not going anymore there and wait for
an ad.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And then I could definitely see that coming to America.
All all of the necessities that we have to do
in life, bathroom before you eat food. They somehow make
it so you can't get your food until you watch
an ad.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, I don't hate that. What I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It just makes you like get excited for food more.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
No, it makes you bor I'm gonna want to change
the ad that can't even change its watch it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I feel like, Gibil, you should be stressed out by
this too, like when you you wait to the last minute.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I do, Yeah, I mean I will. I would be
watching a lot of ads for a long time. I'm
not excited about it. I just think it's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We're gonna lose you for an hour, and it's just
because you watching all these ads just to get.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Lastly, I know you got to watch it every six yerods,
you got to watch a new ad.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And lastly, pumpkin spice searches hit an all time high.
Pumpkin Spice's crack. I've set it over and over again.
But we're getting weird out here. Guys, people are actually
searching for pumpkin spice floor cleaner, pumpkin spice trash bags,
pumpkin spice under wear.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Wait, underwear?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Why pumpkin spice shirts and purses? And smell that good? People?
I mean it does, But what are you gonna do
with pumpkin spice underwear?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
My floora cleaner. I'd rather smell like fabreeze air fresh
than like pumpkins. Boys, Like, I don't go get a
cookie that's pumpkin spice, just getting our candle, you know,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's true underwear.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Kind of cool, actually, hy, I just feel like it
would irritate you because of the scent lices, Like, is
it irritate?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Okay, that's what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Becky is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Daniel might be messing around. So we're about to
call him in a few minutes and see if we
can catch him. But first, Becky, what's going on? Why
do you think Daniel ye be cheating?
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, so me and my husband Daniel, we've been married
for four years and the other day we've been looking
for houses, okay, and we want someone with the pool.
So he last Saturday he said he was at work
and he can come help me look for houses. So
I hopped off pillow and I started drugging around the
area that we wanted to get a house. And then
(17:08):
I saw I saw him in the backyard, in the backyard,
in the backyard, No, No, in one of the houses
that we saw, like I'd seen it on zillow, okay,
And he was in the backyard of somehow with a
pool with some younger woman.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
What yeah, looking at the house or what was he doing?
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Uh, that's a great question. He was wearing his swim trunks,
so that was yeah, that would be very interesting attire
to look for houses.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Then I thought, and that's not what he does for work,
Like he wouldn't have to wear.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That for work, right, Oh? No, And he told you
he was at work.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
He told me he was at work, And then I
see him.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Does he know that you saw him?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
No?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
I didn't even know what I say. He came back
at five and we didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So what did you do though? Did you stay there
and look and watch his interaction with this young girl, Like,
did you see how they were talking to each other?
Did he touch her? Or did you just see it
and run away?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (18:12):
So, I mean it wasn't an open house or anything.
So I was just kind of looking around. And then
when I picked over the backyard I saw I was like, oh,
my gosh, that guy looks like Daniel. And then I
was like, oh, it is him.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
So I just down.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
It was my first instinct.
Speaker 11 (18:28):
And then I stayed for a few seconds, but I
couldn't really hear anything, and I just I.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Just lost Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I'm sorry, that's not fun. No, that's a lot to see.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I guess to me, you have two options at that point,
get arrested or go home and try to calm down
and make sense of what you just saw. And I
mean get arrested, because I would be wilding out on whoever. Okay,
has he been acting weird like other than you know,
lying about going to work.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You just caught him.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Has he been lying about anything else?
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Not that I've noticed, but then something like that, and
you're like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, And did you get a good look at the woman?
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Not really, I couldn't see her very well, but I
definitely know she was younger and they were not talking
about houses.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you already told us what grocery store he's a
Rewards member at, So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those
see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll get you to catch a Cheater. Next. Right in
(19:38):
the middle of to Catch a Cheater, And if you're
just joining us, Becky is on the phone and she
thinks that her husband, Daniel four years might be messing around.
So we're gonna call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a Rewards member, and say
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Becky
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Becky,
(20:00):
why don't you remind us about your situation again, and
why do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Yeah, so my husband and I have been looking for
a new house, and a couple weeks ago, I went
we're going to house search and he said he couldn't
because he was working. So I went out and started
driving around and I found this house. You've been looking
for something with the pool. I went out and started
looking around, just to.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
See there was no open house.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
But then when I looked over the backyard, I saw
Daniel and some young girl standing by the pool.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
And I duck down.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
I really couldn't do anything because it wasn't an open house,
and I just went away.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You haven't asked him about it?
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Since? No, I have not said anything, and you must
be spiraling.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I said, oh, sorry, Well are you ready for us
to call him?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yes? Here we go. Hello, Hey, this is.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Horrible calling from So. I was looking for our rewards
card member named Daniel.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Speaking Hi Dan.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You'll please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're
this month's lucky winner. Thank you so much for being
a rewards member with us. We're all climb, We're here
in the offices. Thanks what I win the flowers?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Flowers really well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Every single month we choose one of our Rewards Card
members to say thank you very much for being such
a good customer by rewarding you with a free gift.
And this month it's flowers delivered from our floor department.
You won thirty six longsti red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want absolutely free.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, congratulations. The first thing I'll need from you, and
like I said, you'll get email confirmation before we went
off the phone, would be the first and last name
of the person that you want to send them to,
and then anything you'd like to put on a card,
and then we get the address and that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
So the first name is Sienna, okay, and the last
name is got that Sienna. Do you want to include
a card?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And what would you like to say?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I can't wait to view the next house with you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Can't wait to view the next house with you? Great,
and thank you very much for that, Daniel. The next
thing that I will need will be to let you
know that this is actually a radio show and it's
called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Hi I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel. What's up?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
What is this in the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No, not a grocery store. It's a radio show and
we do a segment on the show that's called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see you, they send flowers too,
And your wife, Becky is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Wait, Becky, you're on the phone. Who is Sienna? Becky?
You think I'm cheating on you? I saw you.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
I was driving around looking at houses, and I saw
the house we were going to look out together with
the pool, and you were out at the pool with
some girl.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
And you just sent followers to someone named si Us
and then you can't wait.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
To view the next count.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah good questions?
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Oh okay, Well, well listen, I said I was working obviously,
because I was trying to surprise you. Deanna is my
buddy John's niece and she is a real estate agent,
and she was so kind to get me in before
the brokers open up this house that we wanted to
look at.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, so in Georgia, know how hot the summer's been.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
I felt like I had to enjoy the pool to
really see if it's a place that would be worthy
of us. What I can't help but that she brought
a bating too too. I mean, I thought that was
kind of weird and unprofessional. But but she said she
was going to be able to get us like an
exclusive before the open house, so we could have potentially
gotten in as a potential first bid. So I was
(23:56):
trying to do a little surprise for you. Yeah, and
that's all that happened. Nothing happened. We were just enjoying
the pool. There was nothing romantic.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Why would you lie about it.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
But she was really younger than you.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Yeah, she is, And that's even more proof that I
would not be cheating with her. I just grateful for
her help. She just happened to enjoy the pool because
it was super hot. I got in first because I
brought my student because I was playing on bod later
that day and I thought I couldn't I could not
test it out.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
It was too tempting. I don't mean that this is
the biggest load of boul crab I've ever heard. I
don't know why you think I'm falling for any of this?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Why are you sending this this person that you got
in the pool with flowers?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, explain that. Why wouldn't you send the flowers to
your wife?
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Because she was going to do some really nice favors
of setting up a few more open houses for us,
and I thought it would be I thought it would
be like a nice gesture for gratitude, said, she's helping
us kind of get a bunch of other houses and
first book exclusives.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Like it wasn't meant to be romantic. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I wasn't even paying for these. These were free flowers.
I thought, why not send that to the person who's
helping us out?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Right? Now?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
That one too? Are you really hung up on this bikini?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, because it's weird.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Would you rather her swim in the pool with her
full clothes and her stud like that makes no sense?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, I don't. I don't know if a realtor would
be swimming in the pool with you, no matter what
the age.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Well, she's not like a full on realtor yet, she's
only part time. She's still young. I'm sure her professionalism
isn't like there. But but she'd said that she could
help us and really get us into some of our
favorite listings.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's not even a full time realterer yet, though, So
how is she going to be guaranteeing you those things
if that's actually not her job yet.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Well, because she said your connections to her bosses, like.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You swim with her bosses, I'm feeling.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Like really attacked here, and I was I was just
trying to do something nice for you, Becky. It was
a surprise, Daniel.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Let's say you walked up to a house trying to
look at it and you saw Becky in the backyard
in her bikini with a younger realtor in his bathing suit.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
What would you think I would want to kill him?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Do you not trust me?
Speaker 11 (26:20):
I did trust you until you lie to me about
that you were working. And then I saw you with
a younger woman at a pool at some random house
and she was in her bikini.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
And then you said, flown you is that really worth
throwing our eight years away because you saw someone in
a bikini? Did you see his kiss? Did you see
us do anything? We were in a swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, let's person you are telling the truth, and maybe
you should talk to whose niece? Is this your friend?
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Yeah, it's my buddy John from work's niece. I was
talking about how we wanted to move, as you know,
we wanted to get a house to the pool, and
he said, my niece is getting into real estate that
things she could help.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Well, if I'm thinking believe this, I need to meet
this Sienna.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
I need to talk to her. So well, unfortunately she
just went back to college. So like that that's going
to happen?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Go back to college? You just set her flowers and
said you can't wait to view the next helpist with
her hollow? Is she going to do that when she's
all the way in college?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Well are you? I don't even know what you're gonna say,
because I don't think there's anything less to say. I mean,
I think it's very obvious what happened?
Speaker 11 (27:32):
You keep lying your faith off, you're lying to me,
you're lying to your wife.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
We've been together for four years and what what is
that all for?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Nothing?
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
You know what I have to go? Can we just
talk about this at home?
Speaker 8 (27:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Whoa you hung out?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Becky?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Becky? Are you okay?
Speaker 5 (27:50):
No? It's it's very it's obvious. She's lying right, Yes,
feel at least at the end of this. I guess
I'm a place of the school.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Good for you the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. So call us
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. You can also dm us
at the Jewbil Show or go to the Jewel Show
dot com. If you've got the goods and think that
you can beat Victoria, who is on? Are you on
a streak? A winning streak at all?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I think she lost?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I think she did.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh why, Jerry, why do you to bring that up.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'm trying to hype you up, but you have to
be accurate, focused on getting back to winning.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, that's the best you have. Yeah, Holy you used
to be a stand up comedian. You should be able
to come up with things like this, what do.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You mean you too?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You are I'm sort of one. I mean, you know,
I used to get booked a lot. Now I get
booked like every six months, whether I want to or not.
So like I'm a part time stand up comedian or
like semi retired I guess is what we.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Called it on his Live the other day. Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I thought like you would just always identify one if
you are one. Yeah, I mean I consider if you're
working to be one. So like every six months, I
am one for at least a weekend.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
So like, yeah, so I'm a stand I'm a former
stand up comedian.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I sound like a retired teacher.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Because like sometimes they kind of yeah yeah, try to sound.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Like grandpa, right, except for every six months when I
do it, when I'll get a gig. So yeah, I'm like,
you know, anyway, I wouldn't mean that I'll be able
to hype you up like I was a former sportscaster.
I'll be able to hype you up.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Should be able to do you need to be able
to come up with things like fast, you got to
beat something anything?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Think you can stop Victoria, who's super pumped up to
get a win.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That was terrible.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I'm gonna work on that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, play Verus Victoria right after this to show
what am I some sort of a mentally challenged air
hen Oh no, not even I didn't say that. It
was like, why am I even listening to to begin with?
For it your virtue?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Fair. And
let's meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Austin. What's up, Austin?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
What?
Speaker 9 (30:32):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Not much?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
Yeah, let's take her on? And uh hey, wait for
the kids today, they're all this thing and are excited
to play.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, you got to add for the kids. I love
it an a good cause, I'm a kid. Respect.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is there a particular group of kids that are listening
or you just know that all the kids are listening today, Austin, Well, all.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
The kids are listening, but my kids in particular, we've
been waiting a long time to get it.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
What are their names?
Speaker 14 (31:03):
This is Lim and Frankie.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Liam and Frankie. Have you got them on the way
to being a boy band yet? Because Liam and Frankie,
I mean that's a Jonas sounding.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah it is. It's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, oh great. All right, we're going to see Victoria
out of the studio and here we go, Austin. The
game is played like this. You got thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 14 (31:30):
Okay, okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
All right, here we go. Your time starts now. Approximately?
How many minutes does it take light travel? How many
light Let's start over. You don't want to them up
with my questions running back? Here we go, My bad, Austin.
Your time officially starts now. Okay? Approximately how many minutes
does it take light to travel from the Sun to
(31:54):
the Earth? What pop star is notoriously known as the
Queen of pop?
Speaker 14 (32:06):
Madonna?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
When stretched out about how long is a single human DNA.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Cell the size of the tennis court.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Who is the highest grossing artists of all time by
overall sales, with over six hundred million records sold.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Worldwide, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while Victoria is getting her headphones on
and getting ready and stuff, here's a question for you.
What animal do you think is secretly plotting to take
over Austin? Oh?
Speaker 14 (32:38):
Porcupine?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Who oh good point. I didn't even think about those
guys are a little stinker. Yeah, and they would be
good to take over because you don't really think about
them that much. And then some mentions that you're like,
wait a second, what have they been up to? I
haven't seen a porcupine in a while. Not going on TikTok?
Speaker 14 (32:53):
They're ready?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, can't they fling their their little pointikes?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I think so?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Mm hms, Victoria, your head's always somewhere. What animal do
you think is secretly plotting to take over?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I would say guinea pigs.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That's another unsuspecting one.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Have you seen G Force? They can do some pretty
cool things. Then that's a really good movie. If anyone
hasn't all of them com parachute? Yeah, they can, and
they can get in like little like small spaces in
the G Force movie, they like had They could even
like snorkel and like get around like the water and
then come out of nowhere kind of like, I.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Feel like they make great personal assistance. Yeah, they would
make great personal I could see the little glasses on yeah,
right on that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
And then all the writing would be super small so
you can't read it magnifying glass.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's all right, Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
they pass and you have to be Austin outright to win,
and Austin you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
Ready, go?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Approximately how many minutes does it take light to travel
from the Sun to the Earth? Is that the second?
Does my answer? Next? What pop star is notoriously known
as the Queen of pop? Britney spears when stretched out
about how long is a single human DNA? So I
don't think it's Britney Spears? Wait? How long? This long?
(34:23):
Who is the highest grossing artists of all time by
overall sales with over six hundred million records sold world wide?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
No, no, keep going? All right? Fine, what is the study
of fungi called?
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Keep going alright? Over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard? Our social media producer, Gabby.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, Victoria got a big old zero. Are you sure?
And measures? Austin, Liam and Frankie got one.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Congratulations, you got a victory, got Washington State Fair tickets.
Let's see if we that measurement for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Hey, how are you? Let's get the answers now with Nina.
It takes approximately eight minutes for light to travel from
the Sun to the Earth. Madonna is known as the
Queen of Pop. That's who it is.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Brittany is the Princess of pop.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Dangy, when stretched out a human DNA style, is six
feet long. The highest grossing artists of all time by
overall sales, with over six hundred million records sold worldwide
is the Beatles, and the study of fung Guy is
called mycology. I think fundication is better.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Get a fun guy, fun education.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
That's what you got from fun Guy. I thought we'd
be going somewhere else. Thank you for playing, Austin.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I have a good day.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
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Speaker 3 (35:51):
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Speaker 2 (35:58):
Kai is on the phone today for our first sight
fall up and he's getting ghosted by Evie, who we
went on a date with and really liked. So in
a second we'll call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another day.
But first, Kai, how long has the bench as you
were from Evie?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Hi, guys, it's been about two week since I've heard
from Evie. We usually are very friendly in flirtatious to
everyone that goes our across to gym. We'd be certain
backing for us a little bit. But then we decided
that we'd go and grab a smoothie after our workout,
so we want to grab a smoothie and that went
really well, So then we decided we'd go out and
tractically able proper date, so we went to this new
(36:33):
topics place in town. We ended up chatting with each
other and we got the Paia and while we went
on the plane to come out, we decided to after
we ordered, we decided to sit on the same side
of the booth and we go through each other's phones
and we were talking about pictures and videos that we're
talking about, especially with our family members. And then there
(36:53):
was a kiss, which was pretty awesome. So I think
everything was going to corner plan. But then I haven't
backward and I think it's because I l the shrimp
out of the.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Shrimp. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, So let's talk
about the kiss.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Then.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Was that mutual?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Like, did you feel like she was given that energy back?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Definitely, definite. I just to kick it back.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So then where does the shrimp come in?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I was mainly a few of the protein content played
right majority of the Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
She made Why do you think that that's the thing.
Did she say something about it?
Speaker 4 (37:38):
She would give me a look the entire time.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So is it that you ate all the shrimper? Is
that because you left the girl starving?
Speaker 4 (37:46):
That's that's that's why I called you guys.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Okay, okay, and you reach out to her and she
just said nothing.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
That didn't sense.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Well, what was your last interaction? So what did you
say to her?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
So basically you sent her a text and said I
had a great time, and then she was responded saying
thanks for dinner, and it wasn't the energy that you
were looking for.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
So I taxed Evie after dinner. I had a really
great time for next day, and she just responded with,
you know, thank you for dinner with the period you know,
had a low energy would kind of response. So I
haven't known everything from her since then.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, have you seen her at CrossFit?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Just happing? Not really, not really a you know, long
home competition, just you know how I would that would
be a favorite.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
So you're getting curved. Yeah, all right, well we'll see why.
We'll plas on come back and then call her and
see if some tell us why she's ghosting you, maybe
get you another date. Okay, all right, plus i'll come
back get your first date follow up next. Right in
the middle of your first date follow up and if
you're just joining us, Kai is on the phone and
he's getting ghosted by a girl named Evie that he
(38:53):
really likes. He met her at CrossFit and they went
out on a date, and he thinks he's not getting
a call back because he ate all of the shrimp
and the pie that they ordered, and she also needs
her protein because you know, cross fits absolutely so we'll
see if that's the reason. All right, Kai, are you
ready to give her a call? Okay? Man, here we go.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Hello, Hi, I speak to ev.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Please listen.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Hey, Evie, how are you?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Hi, Ev, I'm Nina also
on the show.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay, how are you?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's a radio show? You sure?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Have you ever listened to the Jebel Show before?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Go on again?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Okay, sweet?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Are you familiar with what a first a follow up is?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well that's the segment where if you go somebody, they
can email us to get you on the show and
ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email
about you from somebody. Have any idea who that would be?
Speaker 10 (40:07):
Well, I've only gone on one first date recently, so
I had a feeling I might know who it is.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay, okay, who is that.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Kai? Yes? It is.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
He told us about your date and he wants to
know why you're not calling him back or why you're
ghosting him? Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Well?
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yeah, I mean so like we had a we were
having like a pretty good night tapas and then like
we had this like really good kids, right, and then
we got up went to the bathroom, and while he
was there, his phone just kept getting messages from someone
ing v and it was like tax plan emojis and
(40:54):
like teach emojis and telling emojis and I'm at least
five just in time that he was in the bathroom.
So like, I don't know louviy is, but it sounds
like he's kind of got something going on already, and
I just I felt so uncomfortable after that. Yeah, and
then he just didn't mention them, like I don't know,
(41:15):
it felt like he just left his phone out on
the table like he would see looking to the.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Phone when he came back, kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
He thought.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
The reason you're not calling him back is because he
ate all the shrimp out.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Of the paa Oh.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
I mean yeah, he did do that, and that was dumb.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
But like, okay, so it said he was getting texts
that seemed like from another girl.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I mean, fine, yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Lot of egg plant emojis.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
A lot we should ask him about that, don't you think, Yeah,
Oh that's right, he's here, right, Yes, he is guy's
on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
This is kind of awkward, but I'm I'm a little
bit mortified, and I'm going to kill my friend Rick,
the one that was setting all the emoji text messages
Jim to my friend Dick. Yeah, he's he was Basically,
(42:20):
he knew that I was in ev for a while
and he was trying to be encouraging by sending those
messages in order to let me know exactly what I
should do and topically speaking, earth and goes well on
the dates. But I uh, not that I don't appreciate
his input, but I kind of already knew how to
do that anyways. But in his own way, he was
(42:44):
trying to at least at least be encouraging and and
and be friendly. But I don't I don't think he
knew that she was going to see the messages from him. Uh,
And I'm going to kill him the next time I
see him. But it was nothing sexual between me and
somebody else. It was mainly sexual between me and my buddy.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
Right, So what you're saying is it wasn't another girl,
but it was your friend, like convinced we were going
to hook up, Like, is that why you went out
with me?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
Because you were like sure we were going to hook up.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
I wasn't going out with you because I students we're
going to I was going out because I wanted to
go out with you. That's the whole walking up thing
is just bus You're the main You're the main goal
here is to go and have a good time with
you because I have come into you a goal.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Come on, like a guy like you at the gym
only has one agenda and friends, just like the r
VIC or whatever his name is.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
I knew you were too good to be true when
I went out.
Speaker 10 (43:49):
Right like, if that's all you're interested in, Like, that's
not what I'm here for.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
That's not how I'm interested you know, that's just my
friends and dumb idiots and decided to send very very
dumb text messages when I wasn't at the table. But
I am not into you for that, that's just a bonus.
I'm into you for everything that you are and everything
that you can be, and especially all the conversation that
(44:15):
we having on the last day. Connections are going really well.
So yes, I can understand that you might be a
little upset and confused by the messages, but that's the
last thing on my mind. And you're also your your
squad game is like insane if you can squat so much,
and I think it's really hot, so it's it's also
(44:36):
that's not a bonus. But you have a child very naps.
That's it. At some point in time after after an
apology dinner when you possibly see about no potentially doing
something on those lines, okay, ice cream after two. And
also you get to eat all the shrimp tonight. You
get all the shrimp, and wherever we go, I will
(44:56):
make sure that they seed you at least eight extra shrimp,
just to make sure that I have to make it
for the last time.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I don't know if this is like out there. I
would you like to go on another date with Kai?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (45:09):
I don't know if I totally believe you yet, but
you can buy me shrimp.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Interesting.
Speaker 10 (45:16):
Yes, yes, I will go on a second date, but
you are on probation.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
That sounds like she said yes to shrimp.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Okay, Well, congratulations, Kyle, you got another date.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yea, this is exactly and I appreciate all that help.
This was one exactly how I thought it would Joe,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Just tell Victim exance Okay, okay, yeah, I want to
see those texts though.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
I will definitely show them to you. I'm gonna do
a little bit that way as graphic. I will make
sure that you see them.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Jules first date follow up.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
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(46:28):
What's trending?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Elon Musk is no longer the world's richest person. Oh no,
you imagine if you've been the world's richest person this
entire time, and like that's been your identity, like you
identify as that. You be mad and then somebody just
shows up and they're like, haha, guess what. I'm eighty
one years old, and now I am who is it?
His name is co He's the Oracle co founder Larry Ellison.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Or familiar that guy. It's a good company.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It is a big company. And they their stocks shot
up more than a third in just minutes after some
strong earnings reported by some big a I related orders
from customers. So I guess they're in the AI game.
Oh okay, which would make a lot of sense. So yeah,
Oracle is crushing it. So they they're worth or he
is worth three hundred and ninety three billion dollars. And
(47:13):
also this is a very rich family. His son is
the guy that owns Paramount. Who's his son, David Ellison?
How old is his son? I'm not sure you can
hit a quick mile. Thank you for getting that. What
I'm looking for looking.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
For someone who's in their mid twenties, who's on the
radio show.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Maybe, I mean, since you asked people, I'll just I mean,
we got to follow up.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
But yeah, I would like to know as well. I mean,
there's a good chance. All you got to do is
get a job at Paramount, being like a PA or something,
plus look real cute, and then I could be the
star of a scandal. Oh my gosh. And then you
could be like on one of those real great reality shows. Girl.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
What he's rich, dude, and you're twenty. He's got to
be like three times your age now that it's forty two.
Oh yeah, you could do that. What what kind.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Of scandal do you see me getting involved in?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
He's married, That's all I'm saying. I would guess if
you would you be with a forty two year old
I have had billions. You said, no, you're dumb?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yeah for real? Okay, Well I don't. I don't know
the answer to that is a solid decade, it is.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
But I want to go live my life. I want
to go, like do fun things. Is he gonna want
to go, like to the bars with me at night hairs?
He'll pay for it? Yeah, I gain. If he's busy,
it probably works non stop. You barely see him.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Oh I like that, and you'd be able to spend
his money.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I and then he'll just be busy with another one
of his girlfriends anyway, So who cares?
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Wouldn't that hurt my heart a little bit.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Scandal Boom told Jimmy, you can patch it up with
a billion dollars sor right. I think that's what happens
in those relationships. So like that hurt my heart a
little bit, but also let me just get a real
expensive patch for it.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Let me just go to Spain. Okay, I feel better.
My heart's not froking anymore. Sometimes I think about that
because you know, like, I'm really not like a gold digger.
I'm all about finding my person in love. But every
once in a while, I'm like, I give up screwing.
I'm going rich and old, and that's it, rich and old.
Sometimes I feel like I just want to give up.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
It should be a good date. That's a good dating
app what rich and old?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
But do you think, though, isn't that sure?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Daddy?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah, I guess that is what it is, Sugar.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Daddy's a better package than.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Rich and.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
You know they're more likeness than that. I know he's
gonna want to sign up.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Well.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Withever, whatever amount of money you make, this still is
an affordable gift for you. That apparently is something people
hold on to for a very long time. Thanks to
Build a Bear, we now know that ninety two percent
of people still have their childhood stuffy, their little stuffed
animal that they sleep with.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh of people too, Well, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
It is, and I thought it was very important to
highlight because I've been shamed many times for keeping my
teddy bear on my bed. No shame that I sleep with.
You did? Why did I shame you?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
I may have laughed, but that wasn't shame because I
was like, his name's Teddy, and you're like, a.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Ah, that is bun. I didn't shame you for I
think that's cute, but it is also funny.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I used to hate on people to slep with teddy bears.
I just think it was Nutso why I don't know.
I just need to be that attached to something from you.
You know, it was weird to me. But then I
got a Teddy bear and I sleep with it now,
so like, I'm cool, and how is it?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
It's great?
Speaker 2 (50:17):
They're comfy.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
See, it's ninety two percent of people. That's a real thing.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Did you won't do you have a build a bear?
Speaker 4 (50:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I have.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
His name is Eddie Edgewater.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
He's a rocker's that's the important part. Anybody that has
a Teddy Bear assametimes at night. Wait what, well, you'll
feel real tired after this. PS. We need to talk
about this. Space to Space is just around the corner,
and that means this is your opportunity to climb up
to the very top of the space needle for a
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(50:47):
to benefit Fred Hutch And this is all happening September
twenty eighth. You can register right now at Base to
Space Seattle dot com. Ninety eight flights of stairs, eight
hundred and thirty two steps fifty two.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Make it your spread.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
How does a cancer research research center?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
By the way, Yes, it's a dope event.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Though it is a dope event, it's so fun. We're
all going to be out there as well, so please participate.
It's a great cause, it's a great time where.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
All the crossfitters at I feel like every crossfitter should
sign up for this. You know they're always talking about
how hard core they are, so see how quick they
can do it.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Yeah, they can be Jewble side.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You have been called out basa space Seattle dot com
and that's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (51:28):
Jewels dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yeah. So this was a few years ago.
Speaker 12 (51:40):
When I was with my ex that I had my
first daughter with.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
My daughter was probably around.
Speaker 12 (51:45):
Two or three already these first three years, and Ma's
never really worked.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
I kind of took care.
Speaker 15 (51:50):
Of everything, the builds and everything like that. So she
freshly started working and then we decided a hire than
home babysitter.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
My secret is I didn't know who this person was.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
She met this person on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Your babysitter, Yeah, the babysitter.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (52:06):
I come home from work one day, she and the
babysitter sitting on the couch, and the babysitter like said
hi to me, like in a very enthusiastic way.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Okay, I would be completely honest.
Speaker 12 (52:20):
I was kind of already on rough edges with the
girlfriend I was with at the time, or should I
say babe mama, So.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
I tested my limits with the babysitter days in. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (52:34):
So I just wanted to see if the enthusiastic high
meant something else, and it did. We probably slept with
each other over like thirty to forty times until me
and that girl separated.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
It.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Whoa she did on your girlfriend? Thirty forty times before
you broke up the baby. Yeah, wait, the baby with
the person the saying care of that woman's child, taking
care of the child. So did she ever find that out? No, yeah,
because you would be a year.
Speaker 15 (53:13):
It's been years now, and I actually still have contact
with that babysitter, like we don't physical contact.
Speaker 16 (53:20):
No, she moved out of state. She's actually married now,
she was married back then. Oh, she was married back then,
and we still keep.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
In touch, just like, hey, how are you doing type deal. Yeah,
I've never told anybody that before.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Well, thank you for telling us your journe little secret.
Speaker 5 (53:41):
You guys enthusiastic.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Hi, what's your dirty little secret.
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