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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm extremely pissed off. So for the past few weeks,
my packages have gone missing in front of my house.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Last week was the last straw because I went out
the every day I had put my trash cans out,
and now they have gone missing.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And next thing I know, I see my neighbor just
walking in front of the camera and taking the package.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, she's my next door neighbor.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
That was Friday on the show, AJ called up and
said he wanted to confront his neighbor because she's been
stealing his Amazon packages and his trash can.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
What are you doing with trash can?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Have no idea?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Told me? I had to wait till today.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
So we'll play a song come back, and then you'll
hear this dude call his neighbor and ask why she's
been stealing his packages and trash cans.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
They should be good next so dull show.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm extremely pissed off. So for the past few weeks,
my packages have gone missing in front of my house.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Last week was the last straw because I went out
the every day, I had put my trash cans out,
and now they have gone missing.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Next thing, I know, I see my neighbor just walking
in front of the camera and taking the package.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, she's my next door neighbor.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What you do to your neighbor?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Nothing that happened on the show on Friday, And Aj
is on the phone right now to call his neighbor
and ask her why she's been stealing his packages and
trash cans. All right, Aj, are you ready to call
your neighbor and ask her why she's been stealing your
Amazon packages and ask for your trash cans back?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I am ready to just get this result and see
what is going on with her.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Okay, so you know you called in the other day
and then you know it's been it's been a little bit.
Has she taken anything else?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Actually, you know this is a goutten, not a hand.
I was hungry, but I wasn't. I was afraid to
leave my house, so I ordered Chinese food.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
She took the Chinese food. No, she did, my gosh. Okay, well,
are you ready to call her?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yes, I'm ready to call her and see why she
took my chicken?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well Maine and all right, yeah, let's figure it out. Well,
you can start the conversation off. We'll jump in to
help you out at some point. Okay, all right, here
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Man. Hello, Hi Sarah. Yeah, Hey, this is a j
who aj your next door neighbor. Oh, how did you
(02:39):
get my number? Look? I looked it up. Okay, I
was able to find it. And I need to talk
to you? Is okay? I mean I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I don't know why you would be calling me, And
it's kind of weird that you like stalked me on
the internet to get my number.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You don't know why, Well, I gotta I got a
video here if you're stealing my Chinese food, and that
tells me that I have plenty of reasons to talk
to you. Oh and let's not forget the trash cans
that belong to me that are in your backyard and
the many Amazon packages that you've taken from me over
the past couple.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You're talking about, you sound.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Exactly what I'm talking about. Okay, I have a ring camera.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
I have you on camera, stealing you.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And your face and your body like it's it's clearly
you and I'm looking. Look, every time I look out
the window in my bedroom, it goes to your backyard.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
That's where my trash.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
That's so weird.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You're my beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You're stealing my things. That's a weird thing. Everyone defending
yourself right now? Are you really trying to make me
out to be the crazy one here? You're the one
stealing my trash cans, You're the one's still in my
Amazon boxes. You're the one stealing my food.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, you're stealing from me. Are you stop calling me
a weirdo? Stop calling me a weirdo. Stop calling me a.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Weirdo right now, because you're the one that's a weirdo. Okay,
you're you're clearly stealing from me. There's a camera.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Are you gonna let me like?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Did you just want me to do you want me
to respond? Are you going to call me a weirdo again?
Or you're going to take accountability for your actions? How
about that?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (04:31):
I'm not I'm not interested in just being yelled at.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
So like, if you would like for me to respond,
then you you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Want to tell me you're gonna steal from me and
you're gonna talk, okay at your own self, explain, Look,
you actually stole from me. I have footage if you
steal from me, and I'm trying to give you the
common courtesy of explaining yourself. But I can get the
police involved. I could call the cops and you can
(05:01):
explain it to them. Which one would you rather have?
It's not like I don't know where you live. You
live next door?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Okay, Like, don't call the cops.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Look, I know it's nice. You seem to be very upset.
How about this, eron? How about this?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I will I will keep quiet and I will actually
let you explain yourself. And I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Man, let me get some pop out damn time, because
you have a really hard time shutting your trap.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hey, how about you explain yourself? Then?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Since I've shut up, you are really the entire as
shut up.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
I'm literally talking do your work.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
You had ruined our entire neighborhood's aesthetic because you leave
your Christmas lights up until March. What a psychopath does that?
The entire vibe of our entire neighborhood is messed up
because of you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So, yes, I was getting.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Back at you. You absolutely psycho Christmas freak.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
What so because I have lights up, you decide to
break the law.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
So you left your decorations up.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
You have to blow up decorations in the front you're
a psycho weirdo like you've got like the Bluey blow
ups in your front yard.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You don't even have kids.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
What a free Hey, Sarah, this is a Jubil show.
It's a radio show.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I mean, I'm Victoria and.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
My name is Jubil and AJ listens to the show
and wanted to call you and confront you about sealing
his stuff on our show.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So you're here actually on with us right now.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
You've been stealing his stuff because he left his Christmas
decorations up until March.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yes, because it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Was March, you guys.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
But he didn't even know. That's why you were stealing it.
So really the point wasn't made.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean, I guess it is now.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, but you're also a thief.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Now, hey, Jay, I'll give you your stuff back.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
I have it all.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I mean I didn't get rid of it, if you
will take down your decorations in a timely manner.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
So sweet.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
See, here's the thing about that, right, what I did
with my decorations, that's not against the law.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
That's on my own property.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You got onto my property, which is against the law,
and stole my which is also against the law. So
if you don't give me back my stuff in the
next twenty four to forty eight hours, I will call
the cops and they will get my stuff for me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
A about that, Oh my god, call the cops. Do
whatever you want. Jesus.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Is this Christmas?
Speaker 13 (07:40):
Karen?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (07:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well, then there you got your reason.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
This whole time, I'm living next to Therench.
Speaker 14 (07:49):
Believe it's another jubile phone frame on the Twentieslo.
Speaker 15 (08:03):
Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor. I'm calling from I was
looking for Katie, who is having her wedding here tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Oh hi, yes, this is she.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (08:14):
So, first of all, are you excited to be getting married?
I bet you are, because that's like a big deal.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yes, a.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Deal.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (08:23):
So I'm calling because, like, uh, there's a little bit
of an issue with the area where we're having a reception.
Speaker 16 (08:31):
What do you mean by issue?
Speaker 15 (08:33):
I mean that like we got the animals in here
earlier than expected and.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
The wait wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about.
I don't have any animals. No, no, no, animals are
part of my wedding.
Speaker 17 (08:44):
No.
Speaker 15 (08:45):
Well, I mean technically that's what a petting zoo is.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
No wait wait yeah, absolutely, no way, that's you've got
the wrong customer.
Speaker 15 (08:56):
No, well, I'm pretty sure the you ordered a petting
zoo because like.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
No, you're we didn't have to tell you you are
wrong or petting zoo.
Speaker 15 (09:08):
We didn't have all the stuff set up, you know,
so like they kind of are all over the place,
and like like they've the goats are like eating the
centerpieces and then like.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
The no, what are you actually talking about. You've got
animals roaming through eating my centerpieces.
Speaker 15 (09:29):
Yeah, because we're because the wedding is tomorrow, so we're
getting everything set up today.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
The wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You what, Well, we.
Speaker 15 (09:38):
Were setting everything up and then it says on the
paper petting zoo in the back corner.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
And no, no, no, absolutely not. I don't know what
the hell that is. No, we asked for a photo
booth in the back corner, so too, booth setting zoo. No,
oh my god, No, you think I ordered a petting
zoo and that's what's set up. I wanted a photo booth.
(10:08):
I don't know what the is happening. My wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 15 (10:13):
Okay, So okay, So you're saying that it wasn't a
photo it wasn't a photo booth.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
It wasn't Oh, it is a photo booth.
Speaker 15 (10:22):
It wasn't a photo booth petting zoo. But it is
a photo booth and not a petting zoo.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Not a petting zoo.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Oh my god, I can't out of this. I don't
even know what the hell you're talking about. I can't
imagine how this happened. My wedding is tomorrow and I
in my rooms are expecting a photo booth.
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
What I need to know at this point is who
is the idiot who thought a photo booth was actually
a petting zoo? Who confused the two? I'd love to
talk to them, love to wait now.
Speaker 15 (10:53):
So I think what happened was like because like while
I was going over all the stuff to set it
up for the wedding reception, I had a soda and
I sat it on the paper and I think it
like made the ink kind of run or something, because
like when I look.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
At it, it looks.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Like it this is your ball, you did this, You
did this to your boss.
Speaker 15 (11:17):
It would be my mountain dew, because look like it
looks like the ink ran and I think it looks
like it says pettings, So I just went with I
ordered all the stuff.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
No that what she did was one hundred percent wrong
for starters and this is and I'm being notified of
this stup today, a day before the actual wedding.
Speaker 15 (11:41):
Yeah, because I thought the animals were going to be
here in the morning tomorrow, but like they delivered them early.
And so now I don't.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Have everything set up to keep you and you, dude,
that's one hundred percent your follow I'm done. I don't
know what they're going to do to correct this or
to reprimand you. I mean, if it were up to me,
you fired. This is such a colossal.
Speaker 15 (12:04):
Under, like a pile of goats.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
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you up. It's a joke. Are getting married tomorrow and
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Speaker 6 (12:55):
It's the end of an era. I guess we were
moving in this direction. But food halls are in, buffets
are out in Las Vegas. So one of the big
draws to go to Sin City was always a buffet.
It was Yeah, I had never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I never really liked the buffets, but I have some
friends that love the buffets.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I am that friend. Yes, I am that friend that
loved the buffets. I already say loved buffets. Yes, Like
out all of the hotels, sometimes you would just book
where you were staying based off of how great the
buffet was, or if they were having a deal or
was like crab leg day like.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Leg Really, why you just go to a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
This is a restaurant. It just offers everything. It's like
you're getting a little bit of seafood Italian as much
as you want. That's the poll. And then there's always
like a great dessert section where it's like an overflowing
chocolate fountain. I would always get so sick afterwards because
I don't know how to stop hitting when I'm that happy.
So it's like pure gluttony. But looks like people are
(13:54):
out on that. They decided to replace a lot of
the famous buffets with the food halls. So it's exactly
what you think it is. It's just a place that
has different like restaurants for you to choose from or whatever.
But yeah, it's not any cheaper, it's just different. I
mean I like that better though.
Speaker 17 (14:10):
Because almost like in a food hall, each little restaurant
or whatever it is, is like makes specifically what that
food is.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
So does the buffet. Yeah, the corner of the buffet
makes specifically what that type of food is.
Speaker 17 (14:23):
Yeah, But sometimes these little restaurants are just like they've
been making it for a lot, like sometimes a little better.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I think you just want to you'd just argue.
Speaker 17 (14:30):
No, I swear like the buffet, it's like they make everything,
but they don't put any special time on us.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Shore it's like the branding of it. If You're like,
want Mexican food and it's a Mexican place. You're like,
this is better Mexican than if I had it at
a buffet, because that's what they do.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, like the.
Speaker 17 (14:43):
People making the Mexican food. I'd really hope depending on
what kind of that's probably that's true.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
It is.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
There's probably a level of truth to that.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, just a level.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
You'll probably be really excited about this. And if you
knew it existed already, Oh my gosh, cheers to you.
It is almost time to vote for Fat Bear Week.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
I joke all the time, and I mean no disrespect,
but fat babies, fat puppiesies like fat bears, actual bear
or like a hairy dude who he wears I am
talking about an actual bear. The polls will open next
week for the annual bracket style competition to crown the
(15:25):
chunkiest bear you get to hugg it. I would love
to nice comfy. Well, they're actually quite dangerous, okay, I
don't think. Well, Yoki Bear wasn't dangerous. Not find nice one.
The annual Fat Bear Week contest relies on public boats
to determine which brown bear in the National Park has
put on the most weight ahead of winter hibernation.
Speaker 17 (15:46):
See, if you find a nice one, you can kind
of bring him into the competition, if you mind.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yogi Berry, you don't know, he wasn't dangerous. You don't
know what was in that picnic basket.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Man.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
He seemed to.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There's two tourists in there. I'm hungry, you.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
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Speaker 6 (16:07):
Last year, the Chunky twenty twenty three champion Grazer was
claimed maybe his name was chunky. I thought that was
gonna say something way cooler. I'm just such chunky and
I had to read the sentence. Oh no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
His name was Grazer.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Okay, you always wanted to call him chunky, didn't you.
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They did.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
They called him the Chimney twenty twenty three champion. So
they're really leaning into this fat bear chunky bear thing.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
I'm surprised Peta hasn't waighed in on this, like why
it's body shams?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah, for the bears don't like it kinda.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
We're just plant them laughing. But we're laughing with him.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Though, because they're so cute.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
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Alejandro is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tasha.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Alejandro,
how long has it been since you heard from Tasha?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (17:00):
Man, Yeah, thanks for having me. It's been a couple
of days now, last weekend.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Actually, okay, that's not too bad. How did you guys
leave it after the date?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I mean, I thought it went really well.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
So I'm like, you know, a little stress over here
because I thought we were gonna take it off right away,
you know what I mean. And I don't want to
do the first a call and I yeah, I'm just
really confused.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I thought it went really well, so I want to
know what's up.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, we'll tell us a little bit about the date.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
So, I mean, Tasha is doping now. I'm just like
attracted to her vibe, like right away. You know, she's
just the kind of person that's like effortless and everything
that she does, and oh man, the way she knows
about her life, the way she swings and moves. I mean,
it's just so natural and confident, like like the dream woman,
you know what I.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Mean, what was the thing that was most dreaming about her?
Speaker 12 (17:49):
I mean, she's just like just so natural and confident, Like, Yeah,
she's the type of person that.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Can walk up to anybody and talk where I'm.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
Like super afraid to say anything to anybody because I think.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They'll hate me.
Speaker 12 (17:59):
She just which has this love for everybody that's just
you could feel it, you know, when she walks by,
like a cashier at the Sure, she's the type of
person that says, hello, hell's your day. You know, I'm
just like in and out the door, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
What I mean.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So she's a good influence on you. You guys balance each other.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I think, so. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Every time I see her talk to people, thoughay, she
smiles and the way people smiled back.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
At her, it's it's I'm melting over here.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
What does you guys do on your day?
Speaker 12 (18:26):
So I like to do like rock climbing, that's like
my hobby. So I thought I'd take her somewhere, you know,
where I'm comfortable. And she had told me that she
had never been. But you know what, she like was
adventurous and fearless, and she was like, let's go, even
though she had like never done it before. So I
thought it was a good opportunity to me, like, you know,
to do you know, like that movie Ghosts or he's
(18:46):
like behind her making pottery, it would be me, but
instead of like pottery, it's helping her climb. I thought
I was going to be like, you know, the awesome
guy here. But there was a little like a thing
that happened while I was there, Like I'm scared that
that's the reason why she's probably.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Not calling me.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Why do you think she's not calling you.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
So when we were climbing, you know, things were going grave,
She's she's doing it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I'm being encouraging.
Speaker 12 (19:10):
And then as I'm going up about halfway up the wall,
like I kind of slipped my foot and I panicked,
and then like I yelled to the belair below me,
and I was like, yo, yo, can you know watch out?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And it wasn't like a it wasn't.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Like a manly yell, you know, it was more like
a poddler losing his balloon.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Kind of yelled.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
You know.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
It was just like instinctual, like I didn't have time
to talk about it.
Speaker 18 (19:35):
So you squeaked a little bit, just just a little bit,
you know, I left it off. We she just seems
she was laughing, and I just thought it wasn't doing enough.
Felt like we like shared a moment, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Okay, Well maybe the squeak did it. I don't know.
This sounds kind of silly to go somebody over a
squeak unless you keep squeaking.
Speaker 12 (19:57):
Which even after that, I was like really nervous, and
so I get like I have a thing where like
I get like really sweaty when I get nervous, and
I was trying my best. I wore like an undershirt
and I was trying my best to like not show it,
but like I mean, I switched so much like you,
and my chalk back turned into like paste, you know
what I mean. I basically left the gym looking like
I had been hosed down. Okay, and I should say
(20:18):
it was not my sexiest moment, you know.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
All right, we'll see if we can figure it out
where you will play a song, come back and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I appreciate that helped me out.
Speaker 19 (20:29):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, man, your first day follow up is next. It's
a jubal show. Right in the middle of your first
date follow up. And if you're just joining us, Alejandro
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a
woman named Tasha. So we're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him a second date if he still wants one.
But first, Alejandro, why don't you break down your situation
again real quick?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 12 (20:49):
So, Tasha, you know I won a second day with her.
But on the first day, we went rock climbing, and
I was a little nervous, so I kind of like
had a squeal point because I almost so long, and
then I was sweating so much that I was just
basically drenched in my sweat.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
And it will be a good look.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
And I'm hoping that that's not the reason why she
won't call me that pasty squealer.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I mean, all right, well, are you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Please? I'm going here.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Oho?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Hi ma askepeaing ta Tasha? Please? Hey, Tasha, how are you?
This is a Jewel show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Hi, Tasha, I'm Nina, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Hey my name is Jewbel. What's up?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Okay, Wow, I wasn't sexting.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
This'd be weird if you were.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Have you ever listened to the show before, yeah, I haves. Well,
then you might have heard a first date follow up
before you know. It's the segment where if you end
up ghosting somebody, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
And we got to email about you.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh you did?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yes from Alejandro? Remember him?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
He says it's been a while and you haven't called
him back, and he is just wondering if you'll tell
us why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
Like, honestly, he was sweating a lot, but actually that
wasn't the problem.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I mean, he he.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Was basically like a human waterfall with like chalk paste
stripping down his arms. But the real reason is, well,
we were climbing.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
On one of those like rock wall things.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
And he slipped on the wall and when he slipped,
he yelled and it was so high pitched it was
like a cartoon character high pitched.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Okay, he told us about that.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Yeah, it was a little worried about it.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
He thought that, is that the reason you're ghosting? Because
that's what he thought.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Uh No, not exactly.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
He was making like a bunch of noises when he
was climbing, Like what do you mean? No, he was
making like weird like grunting sounds and like not to
be like too graphic or anything, but I it made
me like picture him doing like something else and it.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Really just turned me off.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Who He's climbing rocks, squealing a little bit when he fell,
and then making grunting noises and you're like, I don't
want to hear that in another bedroom type situation.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
She sounds like that now, like I.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
Don't even even want to think about, like you know.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Oh wow, Well, thank you for telling us the reason why, Atasha.
I'll also let you know that Alejandro is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Oh he's here, yes, hey, Tasha, Wait, is that really
the reason? Come on, let's look Craig.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Great, right, I'm sorry, but no, I mean it is
it is the reason.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
Oh come on, you're gonna goast me over that. Oh
come on, hey, look you know what, at least you're
thinking me that way, and I'm kind of happy to
think that you're thinking that.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's kind of cool. But look, come on over the.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Hey, and look, you know, by the way, I definitely
do not sound like that.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
When that's going on. You know what I'm saying, Like,
you know, you don't got to worry about that.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Are you sure I'll show you what's up?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
Like all I can think about was like you're looking
at me and scaling and being like I know I.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Was going to that used to Those are not regular sounds.
I'll stick to the medium.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Hard wall word about that, baby, Just give me another chance.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Yeah, you're just animated.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, I mean you know I was working hard. I
was trying to impress you.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
But again, guarantee you that sound and that other sound
completely different, completely different compartments.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Like another date with Alejandro will pay for it.
Speaker 11 (25:36):
I'm sorry, but no really, but we'll hear it. You
could date weird sounds doing not too.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
Hey, I'll make whatever weird sounds you want me to make.
Just give me another second date. Yeah, I promise, I'll
make it up to you. Look, they're gonna pay for it,
so you know we're not losing anything. At least we
get a dinner together. I love that things go well,
we go back. You could take my mouth shirt, you
could take me up, tiny up whatever.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Huh what do you think, Tasha? I'm just one more chance.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I mean, you know.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
He's really willing to. Yeah, it's compromising. Also jumping to
conclusions on that. You don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I mean you know I can't.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (26:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
No second day for you?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
What can you say? I appreciate you trying, though.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
You will first day?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Follow up?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Good morning? Can I take your order? Am I gonna tall?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I had a large black coffee? Large black? Cos?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 19 (26:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
I mean he means event Yeah, have the biggest one
you got.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Venty is large, is twenty large is large?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
In fact, cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
And three like almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
So calls off.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
If you want to play eight and eight three four
three one O six one eight eight eight three four
three one O six one. You can also d m
us at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow
dot com if you think you can take down Victoria.
Speaker 17 (27:23):
Okay, maybe crazy to say it, but I do honestly
really like the new album.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Has anyone else listened to it?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, it's wonderful, it's right vibe. I haven't listened to it,
so you bessy with me only I only listened to
the bonus Jonas music.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Okay, does he do music?
Speaker 20 (27:39):
He started, Yeah, he started, Wait, you actually knew that?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I only keep tabs on the bonus gonis you know?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Yeah, you need to keep tabs on.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Also, the other Jonas started singing to the one that
normally didn't sing.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Yeah, he started singing, I do love that. I that
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. He like
was just a background dude playing guitar.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
He always wanted to see, he always saying, just not
like he didn't really have solos, but watching his wife
like watch him, Oh my gosh, it's so cute.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Well, if you want to play all this up right
now eight at eight three four, three, one six one,
we'll play U vers Victoria A.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
NeXT's the dual show.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
All right?
Speaker 20 (28:18):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you. Ape It's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets and let's meet today's contestant
for You vers Victoria.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Matthew, What up? Matthew? How are you fantastic?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Allow you to have man?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Great? Are you from across the pond?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
What I know? My mom is?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh cool? She roped off on you.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Good for you? Yeah, yeah, very funny. Just a few
little words and nuance is in when I speak.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Did you grow up in America Land or did you
grow up a little bit in Britishville and then you
moved over here when you were young?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I'm actually just one of raised in the Santa Fe,
New Mexico.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Accent I was picking up on totally, like I wasn't.
I don't know why I said British. You know Santa Fe,
New Mexico is what I'm getting. Yeah, do you sound
just like you came from Santa Fe? I watched Breaking Bad.
They all have the same accent.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
All right, he's really trying to connect with you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
You're ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yea? All right?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
You ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Well, here we go. See Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
And while she's getting out of here, Matthew, you have
thirty seconds hands there as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay, all right, sounds cool.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
All right, here we go, man, your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
What breed of dog is the fastest brown? Which is
the most abundant element in the universe? Steal a Woman
went a woman went viral during an on the Streets
interview and was coined the Hawktua girl. What is her
real name? What? Bridgers, an actor also starred in the
(30:21):
movie Wicked. True or False? Saltwater has a higher boiling
point than purewater.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well, all right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she's getting settled and putting
on her headphones and stuff. Here's a question for you, Matthew.
If you had to get a forehead tattoo, what would
it be?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
A forehead tattoo?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah, yeah, no choice. You have to get a four
head tattoo. What are you putting on your forehead?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Probably two cat paws?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Two cat cat paws, huh, like above your eyes or
just right in the middle of your forehead, right above
my eyes.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah, either like like like they're needing.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Are you? Are you a cat?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I have a headache, They'll be taking care of my
in my headache, right in my head.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I'm gonna assume. Yeah, do you have cats?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I'm a cat person.
Speaker 17 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Okay, Daddy, I knew it. So funny, Victoria, if you had.
Speaker 20 (31:19):
To get a forehead tattoo, what would you get either
no regrets, but spell it a little differently right and
that regrets, thank you, or a crown.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
On your forehead so I'm always always a queen all the.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Way across your floord to just be over one eyebrow,
kind of tipped over one eyebrow at a crooked one. Yeah,
all right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed and you have to beat Matthew outright when
Matthew you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
All right, let's do this, ready, ready?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I think?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Three? One?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Get what breed of dog is the fastest?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Think? I don't know what kind of read their dog?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Pug?
Speaker 19 (32:03):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
What? What is the most abundant element in the universe?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yikes?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
A diamond? A woman went viral during an on the
Streets interview and was coined the hawk to a girl.
What is her real name? Haley something? What Bridgerton actor
also starred in the movie Wicked, Oh, Haley Hot? True
or false? Saltwater has a higher boiling caraan pure water.
How many players does an NFL team have on their
active rosters? Awkward?
Speaker 18 (32:31):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Sixty five?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard now
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our
social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Now, you got one correct it and Victoria got three.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Wow. Well you still got the Joe bro tickets for playing.
So there's that. Congratulations, Thank you for playing. All right,
let's get the answers.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Greyhounds are the fastest dog breed. Hydrogen is the most
abundant element in the universe. The woman that went viral
for being the hawk to a girl is Haley Welch.
Jonathan Bailey was in Bridgerton and the movie Wicked, and
it is true saltwater has a higher boiling point than
pure water.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Interesting, Matthew, thank you very much for playing. You're very
welcome man.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Thanks you.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, I have a good one and I do hope
you get that tattoo. I hope you do too. I forgot.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
I'll instagram to you guys.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
And there's fifty three players on the almost you Got
Pretty Close Victoria sixty nine.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, we played U Verse Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all
I have to do is d m us at the
Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
It's time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Eric is on the phone today for to got you Cheater.
He's been with his girlfriend Amy for a year, but
now he thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help him out.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Eric.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Sorry, you're going through, man, But what's up? Why do
you think Amy's cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Oh man, I don't even know where to start. I
guess I'll just say that like being with Amy, it's
been one of the best years of my life.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Like, she really just helped me turn things around.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
I was at an extremely low point, my career was
pretty much at a dead end, and when I met her.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
She just completely lifted me up.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
She helped me get on my feet, help me focus
on what I loved, and I can never repay her
for that. But a month ago things just started to change.
So I'll practice by saying, like, I don't want to
sound like a stereotypbald Joe's boyfriend, but I just couldn't help.
But wonder She gets these run into text messages night okay,
(35:01):
nine ten eleven at night, and when I ask her
about it, she says, it's the worst thing.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Most of the texts are from someone named Kurt Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
I've never met a Kurt. She's never mentioned a Kurt Okay.
And when I asked he about it, she gets super defensive.
She snaps at me and just says, Oh, it's a work.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
So you can see who's texting her. Yeah, she's not
hiding it from you.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
No, I mean I know that Kurt is texting her. Okay,
who kurt Is?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Got it? Have you asked her who Kurt Is?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
She just shuts me down.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Okay, that's a little suspect.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Shutting down late night work. I mean late night work
text excuses are always kind of uncomfortable because realistically, nobody's
really talking about work at nine pm?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Is that new like late work texts?
Speaker 8 (35:49):
It's been happening for like about a month.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Now, Okay, so yeah, it is like, is she a
career type person, you know, who would be working at
nine o'clock a night?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Or is it just like completely out of character?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
No, it's not out of character. She works at night.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Okay, Okay, she was working at home.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I was over at her place.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
She got up to use the bathroom and this team's
message popped up on her phone from Kurt okay, and
it said, you know you want some more of yesterday,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Oh? Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
You shouldn't be writing those types of things on teams.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, I mean that's definitely that doesn't sound like work
to me.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Was she celebrating anything at work? Like, did she come
home telling you anything good happened.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
No, And I didn't say anything about that because I
didn't want to start an argument with her. But I
mean that's you know, you want some more of yesterday?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Don't you like? What am I supposed to think about that?
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah, you didn't ask her about that?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
No, I just I didn't want to get out of hand.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
So, others than those messages, which are obviously big red flags,
is there anything else that she's doing or happening in
your relationship?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It feels off honestly, No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
For me, I feel like that would be enough to
like wonder what that meant and if.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
She exactly Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
So I was thinking that you guys should call her.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
There's this cookie spot that we went to one of
her state that we always go to now, and Okay,
I think that it would work because she's a rewards
member there and they tend her special deals on free
cookies and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Okay, Okay, all right, cool, So we'll call, We'll play
a song, come back, and then call and pretend to
be from the cookie place and say that she's in
the gift of cookies to somebody and see if she
puts your name on the card or sends them to.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
You or to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Okay, okay, all right, play a song, come back, get
your to Catch cheter next. If you're just joining us
for today's to Catch a Cheater. Eric is on the
phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of one year
might be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
her and see if we can catch her cheating. If
she is, hopefully we'll find out she's not. But before
we do that, Eric, why don't you catch us up
on your situation.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
Yeah, so I've been seeing Amy for about a year
and about a month ago, she's been getting these tax
late at night from this guy named Kurt that she
claims she works with, and just something seems suspicious about it.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
Well, and one of the texts was asking what was that?
What did he say?
Speaker 12 (38:15):
Again?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
In the team's message.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
He said, you know you want some more of yesterday,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
That seems strange.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
So I figured you could call her from this cookie
spot that we go to. She's an awards member there
and they send her deals on pretty cookies and stuff.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
All right, cool, and you told us what the name
of the place is, So Are you ready for us
to give her a call?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Okay, man, here we go. Huh uh, Hey, this is
Corbyn calling from Cookies. I was looking for our Rewards
card member named A.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Yeah, I mean, hey, Amy, how are you doing? Apologize
for on your phone like this? But I am I'm
not trying to sell you anything. I have some exciting news.
Congratulations here this most big winner.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh fine, thank you? Yeah. I love you guys.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Well, we love our customers, and I know we send
you some offers and stuff like that sometimes. But we're
doing a new thing where we choose one of our
Rewards Card members each month that gets a baker's dozen
of our cookies delivered.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
To anybody that they want.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Sounds good.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Well, we'll start with the name first.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
I was in the name. It comes with a card too,
so we'll do name card and then you give me
the address. So first and the last name of the
person you'd like to send them to. First will be great.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Okay, it's Kurt k u RTI and the.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Last name is Okay, Kurt, got it?
Speaker 5 (39:45):
And would you like to put anything you know, like
a in the card to Kurt?
Speaker 19 (39:50):
Yeah? Okay, can you write you gave me some sugar. Now,
I'm giving you some sugar.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
You're the best.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
You gave me sugar. Now I'm giving you sugar.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Great, well, Amy. At this point, I just need to
let you know this is not cookies at all. This
is actually a radio show. It's the Jubil Show. My
name is Jubal.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
We uh, we do a segment on our show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
something to and what they put on the card. And
your boyfriend Eric is actually on the phone and he
was listening.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Eric, I mean, what is that supposed to mean? Oh
my god, hoe me right now.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (40:37):
No, I'm not kidding. No, Okay, you give me some sugar. No,
I'm giving you sugar.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yes, this is insane.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
I'm glad that I did. You were clearly cheating on me, Eric,
I am not feating.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
What kind of short are you?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Again?
Speaker 19 (40:58):
I cannot believe you have me on a radio so
right now, why don't you just ask me like this
is a compnation we should.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Have at home.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
No, I'm asking you right now, what does you gave
me some sugar. Now I'm giving you some sugar. Bean, Eric,
I'm not eating.
Speaker 19 (41:14):
There's no reason why I should be on a radio
show right now.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Like, explain to me how that's not cheating. Okay, I
just don't believe. I just don't believe you. Amy. I
saw the text from Kurt. You know that, right, the text.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
You've been getting at night. Yeah, for more team's message
that you got. You know you want some more of yesterday,
don't you. I saw that, Amy? Oh my god, what
was that, sugar?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Amy?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Okay, I cannot believe this. Okay.
Speaker 19 (41:52):
Kurt is a new imager for my team at work. Okay,
the other day he brought in donuts. That's what the
team's message was about. And that's what the sugar comment
on the card means.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
It's just it's just me being funny like you. You
cannot send that on teams.
Speaker 19 (42:15):
Okay, Okay, Sugar, I know, okay, Okay, I know that
I'm I am being flirty with him, and I know
that that's not okay, and I feel horrible about.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
It, But like I really really, Eric, you know how
badly I want.
Speaker 19 (42:30):
To get this promotion. I'm just trying to get in
good with him and be buddy buddy with all. I
do feel bad about being flirty, but like, I am
not cheating.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Okay, so you're just flirting with your new boss promotion
and he's obviously flirting with.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
You, Eric, I'm sorry, No, you don't have to. I
get it. What, Amy, I believe you. I know that
you're telling me the truth.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
I know how much you want the promotion and the
way that you help me when I was at a
low point with my job, the way that you shared
me on and you got me back on my feet.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Did you also flirt with your boss to get a promotion?
Speaker 3 (43:09):
No? But I trust you, Amy.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
But what Amy? What if your boss comes to you
and is like, hey, let's go out for drinks and
then starts putting the moves on you, Like how far
are you going to get this promotion?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I know how important it is to her.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
You would be okay with that.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Yeah, Okay, it's going to go.
Speaker 19 (43:29):
I'm not going to go on a date with him.
He knows about he knows about Eric.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Okay, Okay, but Eric, you're co signing it. You're good
with her flirting with her boss to get a promotion,
and you believe.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yes, yeah, I do, I do. It would be good
for us. It means more money for us.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Stop like it's just a little flirting, all right.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Cool?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Well, Eric, congratulations you found out that Amy is not cheating.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Amy.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Maybe just disclose your flirt flirting too?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Yeah, I don't know what do you call it?
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Just beforehand? I don't know, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 19 (44:07):
I don't say anything about it, and I don't feel
great about it, but I do think that it could
really help us if I got this promotion. You know,
we want to go on trips and I've been off
for this promotion forever. And I'm sorry that I was
blurting and I didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Okay, cool, Eric.
Speaker 8 (44:26):
It's okay, Yeah, yeah I am thank you guys. Yeah yeah, Eric, Amy,
I love you.
Speaker 19 (44:33):
I love you too, and you know that I would
never cheat on you. Please please, please, please trust stuff.
Speaker 8 (44:40):
I know that I know that you know. Anything beyond
second base is cheating.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Okay, go get that promotion.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Well you're clear now, Amy, don't pass that second base.
Speaker 16 (44:53):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
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Speaker 4 (45:17):
What's trending?
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Just say no to grocery receipts. And I'm not talking
about money. I guess the grocery receipt itself. The paper
could hurt you.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
So apparently, if you didn't know, most grocery receipts are
printed on thermal paper coated with dangerous chemicals like BPA
or BPS. I don't know what that is, just it
is dangerous and it can be absorbed through your skin
and mess with your hormones, and the chemicals themselves mimic
estrogen and can disrupt your metabolism, just basically screw up
your body in the reproduction system. So now all of
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these people are opting for not printing out a receipt
because you can get them emailed or whatever it is.
But the reason why this is trending so much is
because they're trying to get any of the places that
still do have this type of paper to switch because
they're like, why are you trying to kill me?
Speaker 5 (46:01):
The only time I ever take a receipt is if
I'm at a Costco or yeah, those places where you
have to have the resupt I forgot that.
Speaker 6 (46:06):
Well, good thing you said that because Costco is one
of the stores that has already switched to the safer paper.
So if you do that, you are safe. Oh okay,
good for them, you're safe. Otherwise just say no or
make sure you get a digital receipt. Well, that sucks
because if you have to worry about so many different things,
especially as a woman, that affects your hormones, because your
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body will change completely. Oh I mean I feel men's hormones.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
Do you guys get as affected as we do, like
buy certain foods and stuff like that with your hormones?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
I have no idea, but I have so much testosterone
running through my body.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Did I even ask about that? I'm sure we do.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I think humans get affected by all that stuff you
can mess with your hormones.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I just know that a lot of women that I
know get sick a lot from random things because stuff
messed with their estrogen levels and they're different hormones because
of paper like this.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Somewhere there's somebody that heard that.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
There's somebody that heard that that bought something they were
supposed to buy and they were like, did you buy that?
And they're like nope, and they shove the receipt in
their mouth and ate it.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I have them before. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Who does that? What do you mean? Yeah? I don't
want to get caught. If you guys are living in
a cartoon, you want to way too many movies. I
have never seen anybody just eat a freaking receipt.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Did you just eat a receipt?
Speaker 6 (47:22):
Nope, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
What did you do? GI mean the receipt? No, Okay,
it doesn't exist. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
You can't get it, and as swallows it, probably don't
do that. But here's something you can stick in your mouth.
Thanks to Guy Fieri, he's now debuting a cheeseburger burrito
available at Circle Wait what Yes? WHOA. This is part
of his new Flavortown menu at Circle K, and it's
exactly what you think it is. It's a cheeseburger in
a burrito thing. It's got jlapeno potato nuggets. I said,
(47:47):
in a burrito thing tortilla. I just got distracted by
the jalapeno potato nuggets. I'm like, how are you going
to stuff all of this in the tortilla. Yeah, there's
also going to be a mac and cheeseburger, sweet heat
fried chicken and waffle sandwich. I mean, boy, is a
chaos cookie. They're just trying to really stuff you up.
(48:08):
Is it just going to be a ground meat taco.
It's like a cheeseburger wrapped in a tortilla.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Yeah, but when you probably a ground beef taco, it's
going to be a patty, which is a patty like
twisted up.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
Well, probably like you cut it in half. You guys
have never had a cheeseburger on a tortilla and you
didn't have a bun.
Speaker 12 (48:25):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
That's a taco. It's a ground beef not the same thing,
but it's called a cheeseburger burrito, So that is what
it is. Might I even argue it that is what
it is. No, you don't want to hear it? No done,
no circlekay, that's trending.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Your first day follow up is coming up right after this.
Speaker 16 (48:44):
You show Jewbles dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?
Speaker 3 (48:53):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (48:55):
So? I secretly went onto my sister's laptop and I
went to her wedding photos and I meant to delete
like the pictures that I was in because I looked
like complete in all of them.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 16 (49:11):
But what I did is I accidentally deleted all of
her wedding photos.
Speaker 13 (49:16):
Oh I know, And I just like slammed the laptop
down and just like ran away, Like I was like, oh,
I had never been in that room before, huh do.
Speaker 16 (49:29):
And it's like her wedding was like five yeah, five
years ago in August, and in the place now because
it's been five years, the place.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Is closed, so you know, she can't.
Speaker 16 (49:39):
Just go yeah the yeah, it's awful. She's like, I
don't know how this happened, and she's wondering. She's like
crazy trying to figure out who you know, where they
went and whatever, and.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
She gets so freaking worked up. So I this was
so bad.
Speaker 16 (49:57):
But I told her that I had seen her husban
spin on her laptop. Yeah, so now she thinks her
husband did it, and yeah, that's not going over very well.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
It keeps up like this, they're.
Speaker 12 (50:13):
Not going.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Right. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 16 (50:21):
So he's like, I never did I promise, And she's like,
they're gone and she saw you.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
On hit my laptop.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
So well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Pray and ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 16 (50:36):
Yeah, oh my god, if she's listening right now.
Speaker 12 (50:40):
Oh, I didn't even think about that till now.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Hey, what's up? You will show a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (50:47):
You have one? I sure do, Yes, what is it? So?
Speaker 21 (50:52):
I was at work and basically for months led to
believe I was going to get a raise, so I
started planning my life around that, right, Yeah, and then
that ended up not happening. I can get the raise,
and in fact, was totally gas.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Lit, like it was never a thing. It wasn't gonna happen.
Speaker 21 (51:12):
And I was so angry about that that I put
water in my boss's gas tank.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Oh wow, what does that do to the car?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
So he had to buy.
Speaker 21 (51:23):
A whole new engine because like it did damage, like
it was misfiring and stalling out and.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
It was like needed to be replaced completely.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Well, he doesn't know that you did it.
Speaker 21 (51:36):
No, no idea, like doesn't even suspect at all.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
So like, are you kind of secretly happy about this?
Speaker 12 (51:43):
No?
Speaker 21 (51:44):
The worst part of this is that actually, like right
after I did this, he called me into his office
and I got the race.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Oh no, so you had poured the water in and
then you got a raise and had the car the
car had started sing up yet at that time.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
No, it was.
Speaker 6 (52:02):
Shortly after, but so you just knew it was too
late to do anything.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Wow, Well, thank you for telling us you're neary little secret.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, thank you for hearing me.
Speaker 20 (52:13):
What's your dirty little secret,
I'm extremely pissed off. So for the past few weeks,
my packages have gone missing in front of my house.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Last week was the last straw because I went out
the every day I had put my trash cans out,
and now they have gone missing.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And next thing I know, I see my neighbor just
walking in front of the camera and taking the package.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, she's my next door neighbor.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
That was Friday on the show, AJ called up and
said he wanted to confront his neighbor because she's been
stealing his Amazon packages and his trash can.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
What are you doing with trash can?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Have no idea?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Told me? I had to wait till today.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
So we'll play a song come back, and then you'll
hear this dude call his neighbor and ask why she's
been stealing his packages and trash cans.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
They should be good next so dull show.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm extremely pissed off. So for the past few weeks,
my packages have gone missing in front of my house.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Last week was the last straw because I went out
the every day, I had put my trash cans out,
and now they have gone missing.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Next thing, I know, I see my neighbor just walking
in front of the camera and taking the package.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, she's my next door neighbor.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What you do to your neighbor?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Nothing that happened on the show on Friday, And Aj
is on the phone right now to call his neighbor
and ask her why she's been stealing his packages and
trash cans. All right, Aj, are you ready to call
your neighbor and ask her why she's been stealing your
Amazon packages and ask for your trash cans back?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I am ready to just get this result and see
what is going on with her.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Okay, so you know you called in the other day
and then you know it's been it's been a little bit.
Has she taken anything else?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Actually, you know this is a goutten, not a hand.
I was hungry, but I wasn't. I was afraid to
leave my house, so I ordered Chinese food.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
She took the Chinese food. No, she did, my gosh. Okay, well,
are you ready to call her?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yes, I'm ready to call her and see why she
took my chicken?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well Maine and all right, yeah, let's figure it out. Well,
you can start the conversation off. We'll jump in to
help you out at some point. Okay, all right, here
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Man. Hello, Hi Sarah. Yeah, Hey, this is a j
who aj your next door neighbor. Oh, how did you
(02:39):
get my number? Look? I looked it up. Okay, I
was able to find it. And I need to talk
to you? Is okay? I mean I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I don't know why you would be calling me, And
it's kind of weird that you like stalked me on
the internet to get my number.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You don't know why, Well, I gotta I got a
video here if you're stealing my Chinese food, and that
tells me that I have plenty of reasons to talk
to you. Oh and let's not forget the trash cans
that belong to me that are in your backyard and
the many Amazon packages that you've taken from me over
the past couple.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You're talking about, you sound.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Exactly what I'm talking about. Okay, I have a ring camera.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
I have you on camera, stealing you.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And your face and your body like it's it's clearly
you and I'm looking. Look, every time I look out
the window in my bedroom, it goes to your backyard.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
That's where my trash.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
That's so weird.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You're my beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You're stealing my things. That's a weird thing. Everyone defending
yourself right now? Are you really trying to make me
out to be the crazy one here? You're the one
stealing my trash cans, You're the one's still in my
Amazon boxes. You're the one stealing my food.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, you're stealing from me. Are you stop calling me
a weirdo? Stop calling me a weirdo. Stop calling me a.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Weirdo right now, because you're the one that's a weirdo. Okay,
you're you're clearly stealing from me. There's a camera.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Are you gonna let me like?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Did you just want me to do you want me
to respond? Are you going to call me a weirdo again?
Or you're going to take accountability for your actions? How
about that?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (04:31):
I'm not I'm not interested in just being yelled at.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
So like, if you would like for me to respond,
then you you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Want to tell me you're gonna steal from me and
you're gonna talk, okay at your own self, explain, Look,
you actually stole from me. I have footage if you
steal from me, and I'm trying to give you the
common courtesy of explaining yourself. But I can get the
police involved. I could call the cops and you can
(05:01):
explain it to them. Which one would you rather have?
It's not like I don't know where you live. You
live next door?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Okay, Like, don't call the cops.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Look, I know it's nice. You seem to be very upset.
How about this, eron? How about this?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I will I will keep quiet and I will actually
let you explain yourself. And I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Man, let me get some pop out damn time, because
you have a really hard time shutting your trap.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hey, how about you explain yourself? Then?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Since I've shut up, you are really the entire as
shut up.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
I'm literally talking do your work.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
You had ruined our entire neighborhood's aesthetic because you leave
your Christmas lights up until March. What a psychopath does that?
The entire vibe of our entire neighborhood is messed up
because of you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So, yes, I was getting.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Back at you. You absolutely psycho Christmas freak.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
What so because I have lights up, you decide to
break the law.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
So you left your decorations up.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
You have to blow up decorations in the front you're
a psycho weirdo like you've got like the Bluey blow
ups in your front yard.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You don't even have kids.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
What a free Hey, Sarah, this is a Jubil show.
It's a radio show.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I mean, I'm Victoria and.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
My name is Jubil and AJ listens to the show
and wanted to call you and confront you about sealing
his stuff on our show.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So you're here actually on with us right now.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
You've been stealing his stuff because he left his Christmas
decorations up until March.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yes, because it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Was March, you guys.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
But he didn't even know. That's why you were stealing it.
So really the point wasn't made.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean, I guess it is now.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, but you're also a thief.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Now, hey, Jay, I'll give you your stuff back.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
I have it all.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I mean I didn't get rid of it, if you
will take down your decorations in a timely manner.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
So sweet.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
See, here's the thing about that, right, what I did
with my decorations, that's not against the law.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
That's on my own property.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You got onto my property, which is against the law,
and stole my which is also against the law. So
if you don't give me back my stuff in the
next twenty four to forty eight hours, I will call
the cops and they will get my stuff for me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
A about that, Oh my god, call the cops. Do
whatever you want. Jesus.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Is this Christmas?
Speaker 13 (07:40):
Karen?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (07:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well, then there you got your reason.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
This whole time, I'm living next to Therench.
Speaker 14 (07:49):
Believe it's another jubile phone frame on the Twentieslo.
Speaker 15 (08:03):
Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor. I'm calling from I was
looking for Katie, who is having her wedding here tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Oh hi, yes, this is she.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (08:14):
So, first of all, are you excited to be getting married?
I bet you are, because that's like a big deal.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yes, a.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Deal.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (08:23):
So I'm calling because, like, uh, there's a little bit
of an issue with the area where we're having a reception.
Speaker 16 (08:31):
What do you mean by issue?
Speaker 15 (08:33):
I mean that like we got the animals in here
earlier than expected and.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
The wait wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about.
I don't have any animals. No, no, no, animals are
part of my wedding.
Speaker 17 (08:44):
No.
Speaker 15 (08:45):
Well, I mean technically that's what a petting zoo is.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
No wait wait yeah, absolutely, no way, that's you've got
the wrong customer.
Speaker 15 (08:56):
No, well, I'm pretty sure the you ordered a petting
zoo because like.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
No, you're we didn't have to tell you you are
wrong or petting zoo.
Speaker 15 (09:08):
We didn't have all the stuff set up, you know,
so like they kind of are all over the place,
and like like they've the goats are like eating the
centerpieces and then like.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
The no, what are you actually talking about. You've got
animals roaming through eating my centerpieces.
Speaker 15 (09:29):
Yeah, because we're because the wedding is tomorrow, so we're
getting everything set up today.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
The wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You what, Well, we.
Speaker 15 (09:38):
Were setting everything up and then it says on the
paper petting zoo in the back corner.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
And no, no, no, absolutely not. I don't know what
the hell that is. No, we asked for a photo
booth in the back corner, so too, booth setting zoo. No,
oh my god, No, you think I ordered a petting
zoo and that's what's set up. I wanted a photo booth.
(10:08):
I don't know what the is happening. My wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 15 (10:13):
Okay, So okay, So you're saying that it wasn't a
photo it wasn't a photo booth.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
It wasn't Oh, it is a photo booth.
Speaker 15 (10:22):
It wasn't a photo booth petting zoo. But it is
a photo booth and not a petting zoo.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Not a petting zoo.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Oh my god, I can't out of this. I don't
even know what the hell you're talking about. I can't
imagine how this happened. My wedding is tomorrow and I
in my rooms are expecting a photo booth.
Speaker 12 (10:40):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
What I need to know at this point is who
is the idiot who thought a photo booth was actually
a petting zoo? Who confused the two? I'd love to
talk to them, love to wait now.
Speaker 15 (10:53):
So I think what happened was like because like while
I was going over all the stuff to set it
up for the wedding reception, I had a soda and
I sat it on the paper and I think it
like made the ink kind of run or something, because
like when I look.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
At it, it looks.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Like it this is your ball, you did this, You
did this to your boss.
Speaker 15 (11:17):
It would be my mountain dew, because look like it
looks like the ink ran and I think it looks
like it says pettings, So I just went with I
ordered all the stuff.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
No that what she did was one hundred percent wrong
for starters and this is and I'm being notified of
this stup today, a day before the actual wedding.
Speaker 15 (11:41):
Yeah, because I thought the animals were going to be
here in the morning tomorrow, but like they delivered them early.
And so now I don't.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Have everything set up to keep you and you, dude,
that's one hundred percent your follow I'm done. I don't
know what they're going to do to correct this or
to reprimand you. I mean, if it were up to me,
you fired. This is such a colossal.
Speaker 15 (12:04):
Under, like a pile of goats.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
What this is.
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Actually double from the Jubile show. Here fiance Hank sets
you up. It's a joke. Are getting married tomorrow and
he wanted me to freak you out before the wedding.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
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for Nina is what's trending.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It's the end of an era. I guess we were
moving in this direction. But food halls are in, buffets
are out in Las Vegas. So one of the big
draws to go to Sin City was always a buffet.
It was Yeah, I had never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I never really liked the buffets, but I have some
friends that love the buffets.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I am that friend. Yes, I am that friend that
loved the buffets. I already say loved buffets. Yes, Like
out all of the hotels, sometimes you would just book
where you were staying based off of how great the
buffet was, or if they were having a deal or
was like crab leg day like.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Leg Really, why you just go to a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
This is a restaurant. It just offers everything. It's like
you're getting a little bit of seafood Italian as much
as you want. That's the poll. And then there's always
like a great dessert section where it's like an overflowing
chocolate fountain. I would always get so sick afterwards because
I don't know how to stop hitting when I'm that happy.
So it's like pure gluttony. But looks like people are
(13:54):
out on that. They decided to replace a lot of
the famous buffets with the food halls. So it's exactly
what you think it is. It's just a place that
has different like restaurants for you to choose from or whatever.
But yeah, it's not any cheaper, it's just different. I
mean I like that better though.
Speaker 17 (14:10):
Because almost like in a food hall, each little restaurant
or whatever it is, is like makes specifically what that
food is.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
So does the buffet. Yeah, the corner of the buffet
makes specifically what that type of food is.
Speaker 17 (14:23):
Yeah, But sometimes these little restaurants are just like they've
been making it for a lot, like sometimes a little better.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I think you just want to you'd just argue.
Speaker 17 (14:30):
No, I swear like the buffet, it's like they make everything,
but they don't put any special time on us.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Shore it's like the branding of it. If You're like,
want Mexican food and it's a Mexican place. You're like,
this is better Mexican than if I had it at
a buffet, because that's what they do.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, like the.
Speaker 17 (14:43):
People making the Mexican food. I'd really hope depending on
what kind of that's probably that's true.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
It is.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
There's probably a level of truth to that.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, just a level.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
You'll probably be really excited about this. And if you
knew it existed already, Oh my gosh, cheers to you.
It is almost time to vote for Fat Bear Week.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
I joke all the time, and I mean no disrespect,
but fat babies, fat puppiesies like fat bears, actual bear
or like a hairy dude who he wears I am
talking about an actual bear. The polls will open next
week for the annual bracket style competition to crown the
(15:25):
chunkiest bear you get to hugg it. I would love
to nice comfy. Well, they're actually quite dangerous, okay, I
don't think. Well, Yoki Bear wasn't dangerous. Not find nice one.
The annual Fat Bear Week contest relies on public boats
to determine which brown bear in the National Park has
put on the most weight ahead of winter hibernation.
Speaker 17 (15:46):
See, if you find a nice one, you can kind
of bring him into the competition, if you mind.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yogi Berry, you don't know, he wasn't dangerous. You don't
know what was in that picnic basket.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Man.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
He seemed to.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There's two tourists in there. I'm hungry, you.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Last year, the Chunky twenty twenty three champion Grazer was
claimed maybe his name was chunky. I thought that was
gonna say something way cooler. I'm just such chunky and
I had to read the sentence. Oh no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
His name was Grazer.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Okay, you always wanted to call him chunky, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
They did.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
They called him the Chimney twenty twenty three champion. So
they're really leaning into this fat bear chunky bear thing.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
I'm surprised Peta hasn't waighed in on this, like why
it's body shams?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah, for the bears don't like it kinda.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
We're just plant them laughing. But we're laughing with him.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Though, because they're so cute.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because they're so cute, that is what's.
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Speaker 5 (16:47):
Alejandro is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tasha.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Alejandro,
how long has it been since you heard from Tasha?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (17:00):
Man, Yeah, thanks for having me. It's been a couple
of days now, last weekend.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Actually, okay, that's not too bad. How did you guys
leave it after the date?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I mean, I thought it went really well.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
So I'm like, you know, a little stress over here
because I thought we were gonna take it off right away,
you know what I mean. And I don't want to
do the first a call and I yeah, I'm just
really confused.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I thought it went really well, so I want to
know what's up.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, we'll tell us a little bit about the date.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
So, I mean, Tasha is doping now. I'm just like
attracted to her vibe, like right away. You know, she's
just the kind of person that's like effortless and everything
that she does, and oh man, the way she knows
about her life, the way she swings and moves. I mean,
it's just so natural and confident, like like the dream woman,
you know what I.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Mean, what was the thing that was most dreaming about her?
Speaker 12 (17:49):
I mean, she's just like just so natural and confident, Like, Yeah,
she's the type of person that.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Can walk up to anybody and talk where I'm.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
Like super afraid to say anything to anybody because I think.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They'll hate me.
Speaker 12 (17:59):
She just which has this love for everybody that's just
you could feel it, you know, when she walks by,
like a cashier at the Sure, she's the type of
person that says, hello, hell's your day. You know, I'm
just like in and out the door, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
What I mean.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So she's a good influence on you. You guys balance each other.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I think, so. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Every time I see her talk to people, thoughay, she
smiles and the way people smiled back.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
At her, it's it's I'm melting over here.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
What does you guys do on your day?
Speaker 12 (18:26):
So I like to do like rock climbing, that's like
my hobby. So I thought I'd take her somewhere, you know,
where I'm comfortable. And she had told me that she
had never been. But you know what, she like was
adventurous and fearless, and she was like, let's go, even
though she had like never done it before. So I
thought it was a good opportunity to me, like, you know,
to do you know, like that movie Ghosts or he's
(18:46):
like behind her making pottery, it would be me, but
instead of like pottery, it's helping her climb. I thought
I was going to be like, you know, the awesome
guy here. But there was a little like a thing
that happened while I was there, Like I'm scared that
that's the reason why she's probably.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Not calling me.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Why do you think she's not calling you.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
So when we were climbing, you know, things were going grave,
She's she's doing it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I'm being encouraging.
Speaker 12 (19:10):
And then as I'm going up about halfway up the wall,
like I kind of slipped my foot and I panicked,
and then like I yelled to the belair below me,
and I was like, yo, yo, can you know watch out?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And it wasn't like a it wasn't.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Like a manly yell, you know, it was more like
a poddler losing his balloon.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Kind of yelled.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
You know.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
It was just like instinctual, like I didn't have time
to talk about it.
Speaker 18 (19:35):
So you squeaked a little bit, just just a little bit,
you know, I left it off. We she just seems
she was laughing, and I just thought it wasn't doing enough.
Felt like we like shared a moment, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Okay, Well maybe the squeak did it. I don't know.
This sounds kind of silly to go somebody over a
squeak unless you keep squeaking.
Speaker 12 (19:57):
Which even after that, I was like really nervous, and
so I get like I have a thing where like
I get like really sweaty when I get nervous, and
I was trying my best. I wore like an undershirt
and I was trying my best to like not show it,
but like I mean, I switched so much like you,
and my chalk back turned into like paste, you know
what I mean. I basically left the gym looking like
I had been hosed down. Okay, and I should say
(20:18):
it was not my sexiest moment, you know.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
All right, we'll see if we can figure it out
where you will play a song, come back and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I appreciate that helped me out.
Speaker 19 (20:29):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, man, your first day follow up is next. It's
a jubal show. Right in the middle of your first
date follow up. And if you're just joining us, Alejandro
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a
woman named Tasha. So we're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him a second date if he still wants one.
But first, Alejandro, why don't you break down your situation
again real quick?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 12 (20:49):
So, Tasha, you know I won a second day with her.
But on the first day, we went rock climbing, and
I was a little nervous, so I kind of like
had a squeal point because I almost so long, and
then I was sweating so much that I was just
basically drenched in my sweat.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
And it will be a good look.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
And I'm hoping that that's not the reason why she
won't call me that pasty squealer.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I mean, all right, well, are you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Please? I'm going here.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Oho?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Hi ma askepeaing ta Tasha? Please? Hey, Tasha, how are you?
This is a Jewel show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Hi, Tasha, I'm Nina, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Hey my name is Jewbel. What's up?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Okay, Wow, I wasn't sexting.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
This'd be weird if you were.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Have you ever listened to the show before, yeah, I haves. Well,
then you might have heard a first date follow up
before you know. It's the segment where if you end
up ghosting somebody, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
And we got to email about you.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh you did?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yes from Alejandro? Remember him?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
He says it's been a while and you haven't called
him back, and he is just wondering if you'll tell
us why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
Like, honestly, he was sweating a lot, but actually that
wasn't the problem.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I mean, he he.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Was basically like a human waterfall with like chalk paste
stripping down his arms. But the real reason is, well,
we were climbing.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
On one of those like rock wall things.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
And he slipped on the wall and when he slipped,
he yelled and it was so high pitched it was
like a cartoon character high pitched.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Okay, he told us about that.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Yeah, it was a little worried about it.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
He thought that, is that the reason you're ghosting? Because
that's what he thought.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Uh No, not exactly.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
He was making like a bunch of noises when he
was climbing, Like what do you mean? No, he was
making like weird like grunting sounds and like not to
be like too graphic or anything, but I it made
me like picture him doing like something else and it.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Really just turned me off.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Who He's climbing rocks, squealing a little bit when he fell,
and then making grunting noises and you're like, I don't
want to hear that in another bedroom type situation.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
She sounds like that now, like I.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
Don't even even want to think about, like you know.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Oh wow, Well, thank you for telling us the reason why, Atasha.
I'll also let you know that Alejandro is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Oh he's here, yes, hey, Tasha, Wait, is that really
the reason? Come on, let's look Craig.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Great, right, I'm sorry, but no, I mean it is
it is the reason.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
Oh come on, you're gonna goast me over that. Oh
come on, hey, look you know what, at least you're
thinking me that way, and I'm kind of happy to
think that you're thinking that.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's kind of cool. But look, come on over the.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Hey, and look, you know, by the way, I definitely
do not sound like that.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
When that's going on. You know what I'm saying, Like,
you know, you don't got to worry about that.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Are you sure I'll show you what's up?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
Like all I can think about was like you're looking
at me and scaling and being like I know I.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Was going to that used to Those are not regular sounds.
I'll stick to the medium.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Hard wall word about that, baby, Just give me another chance.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Yeah, you're just animated.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, I mean you know I was working hard. I
was trying to impress you.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
But again, guarantee you that sound and that other sound
completely different, completely different compartments.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Like another date with Alejandro will pay for it.
Speaker 11 (25:36):
I'm sorry, but no really, but we'll hear it. You
could date weird sounds doing not too.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
Hey, I'll make whatever weird sounds you want me to make.
Just give me another second date. Yeah, I promise, I'll
make it up to you. Look, they're gonna pay for it,
so you know we're not losing anything. At least we
get a dinner together. I love that things go well,
we go back. You could take my mouth shirt, you
could take me up, tiny up whatever.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Huh what do you think, Tasha? I'm just one more chance.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I mean, you know.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
He's really willing to. Yeah, it's compromising. Also jumping to
conclusions on that. You don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I mean you know I can't.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (26:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
No second day for you?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
What can you say? I appreciate you trying, though.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
You will first day?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Follow up?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Good morning? Can I take your order? Am I gonna tall?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I had a large black coffee? Large black? Cos?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 19 (26:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
I mean he means event Yeah, have the biggest one
you got.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Venty is large, is twenty large is large?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
In fact, cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
And three like almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
So calls off.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
If you want to play eight and eight three four
three one O six one eight eight eight three four
three one O six one. You can also d m
us at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow
dot com if you think you can take down Victoria.
Speaker 17 (27:23):
Okay, maybe crazy to say it, but I do honestly
really like the new album.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Has anyone else listened to it?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, it's wonderful, it's right vibe. I haven't listened to it,
so you bessy with me only I only listened to
the bonus Jonas music.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Okay, does he do music?
Speaker 20 (27:39):
He started, Yeah, he started, Wait, you actually knew that?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I only keep tabs on the bonus gonis you know?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Yeah, you need to keep tabs on.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Also, the other Jonas started singing to the one that
normally didn't sing.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Yeah, he started singing, I do love that. I that
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. He like
was just a background dude playing guitar.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
He always wanted to see, he always saying, just not
like he didn't really have solos, but watching his wife
like watch him, Oh my gosh, it's so cute.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Well, if you want to play all this up right
now eight at eight three four, three, one six one,
we'll play U vers Victoria A.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
NeXT's the dual show.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
All right?
Speaker 20 (28:18):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you. Ape It's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets and let's meet today's contestant
for You vers Victoria.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Matthew, What up? Matthew? How are you fantastic?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Allow you to have man?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Great? Are you from across the pond?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
What I know? My mom is?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh cool? She roped off on you.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Good for you? Yeah, yeah, very funny. Just a few
little words and nuance is in when I speak.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Did you grow up in America Land or did you
grow up a little bit in Britishville and then you
moved over here when you were young?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I'm actually just one of raised in the Santa Fe,
New Mexico.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Accent I was picking up on totally, like I wasn't.
I don't know why I said British. You know Santa Fe,
New Mexico is what I'm getting. Yeah, do you sound
just like you came from Santa Fe? I watched Breaking Bad.
They all have the same accent.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
All right, he's really trying to connect with you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
You're ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yea? All right?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
You ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Well, here we go. See Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
And while she's getting out of here, Matthew, you have
thirty seconds hands there as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay, all right, sounds cool.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
All right, here we go, man, your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
What breed of dog is the fastest brown? Which is
the most abundant element in the universe? Steal a Woman
went a woman went viral during an on the Streets
interview and was coined the Hawktua girl. What is her
real name? What? Bridgers, an actor also starred in the
(30:21):
movie Wicked. True or False? Saltwater has a higher boiling
point than purewater.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well, all right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she's getting settled and putting
on her headphones and stuff. Here's a question for you, Matthew.
If you had to get a forehead tattoo, what would
it be?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
A forehead tattoo?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah, yeah, no choice. You have to get a four
head tattoo. What are you putting on your forehead?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Probably two cat paws?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Two cat cat paws, huh, like above your eyes or
just right in the middle of your forehead, right above
my eyes.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah, either like like like they're needing.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Are you? Are you a cat?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I have a headache, They'll be taking care of my
in my headache, right in my head.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I'm gonna assume. Yeah, do you have cats?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I'm a cat person.
Speaker 17 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Okay, Daddy, I knew it. So funny, Victoria, if you had.
Speaker 20 (31:19):
To get a forehead tattoo, what would you get either
no regrets, but spell it a little differently right and
that regrets, thank you, or a crown.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
On your forehead so I'm always always a queen all the.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Way across your floord to just be over one eyebrow,
kind of tipped over one eyebrow at a crooked one. Yeah,
all right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed and you have to beat Matthew outright when
Matthew you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
All right, let's do this, ready, ready?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I think?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Three? One?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Get what breed of dog is the fastest?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Think? I don't know what kind of read their dog?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Pug?
Speaker 19 (32:03):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
What? What is the most abundant element in the universe?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yikes?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
A diamond? A woman went viral during an on the
Streets interview and was coined the hawk to a girl.
What is her real name? Haley something? What Bridgerton actor
also starred in the movie Wicked, Oh, Haley Hot? True
or false? Saltwater has a higher boiling caraan pure water.
How many players does an NFL team have on their
active rosters? Awkward?
Speaker 18 (32:31):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Sixty five?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard now
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our
social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Now, you got one correct it and Victoria got three.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Wow. Well you still got the Joe bro tickets for playing.
So there's that. Congratulations, Thank you for playing. All right,
let's get the answers.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Greyhounds are the fastest dog breed. Hydrogen is the most
abundant element in the universe. The woman that went viral
for being the hawk to a girl is Haley Welch.
Jonathan Bailey was in Bridgerton and the movie Wicked, and
it is true saltwater has a higher boiling point than
pure water.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
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welcome man.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Thanks you.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, I have a good one and I do hope
you get that tattoo. I hope you do too. I forgot.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
I'll instagram to you guys.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
And there's fifty three players on the almost you Got
Pretty Close Victoria sixty nine.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, we played U Verse Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all
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Speaker 6 (33:53):
It's time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Eric is on the phone today for to got you Cheater.
He's been with his girlfriend Amy for a year, but
now he thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help him out.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Eric.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Sorry, you're going through, man, But what's up? Why do
you think Amy's cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Oh man, I don't even know where to start. I
guess I'll just say that like being with Amy, it's
been one of the best years of my life.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Like, she really just helped me turn things around.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
I was at an extremely low point, my career was
pretty much at a dead end, and when I met her.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
She just completely lifted me up.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
She helped me get on my feet, help me focus
on what I loved, and I can never repay her
for that. But a month ago things just started to change.
So I'll practice by saying, like, I don't want to
sound like a stereotypbald Joe's boyfriend, but I just couldn't help.
But wonder She gets these run into text messages night okay,
(35:01):
nine ten eleven at night, and when I ask her
about it, she says, it's the worst thing.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Most of the texts are from someone named Kurt Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
I've never met a Kurt. She's never mentioned a Kurt Okay.
And when I asked he about it, she gets super defensive.
She snaps at me and just says, Oh, it's a work.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
So you can see who's texting her. Yeah, she's not
hiding it from you.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
No, I mean I know that Kurt is texting her. Okay,
who kurt Is?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Got it? Have you asked her who Kurt Is?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
She just shuts me down.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Okay, that's a little suspect.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Shutting down late night work. I mean late night work
text excuses are always kind of uncomfortable because realistically, nobody's
really talking about work at nine pm?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Is that new like late work texts?
Speaker 8 (35:49):
It's been happening for like about a month.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Now, Okay, so yeah, it is like, is she a
career type person, you know, who would be working at
nine o'clock a night?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Or is it just like completely out of character?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
No, it's not out of character. She works at night.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Okay, Okay, she was working at home.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I was over at her place.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
She got up to use the bathroom and this team's
message popped up on her phone from Kurt okay, and
it said, you know you want some more of yesterday,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Oh? Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
You shouldn't be writing those types of things on teams.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, I mean that's definitely that doesn't sound like work
to me.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Was she celebrating anything at work? Like, did she come
home telling you anything good happened.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
No, And I didn't say anything about that because I
didn't want to start an argument with her. But I
mean that's you know, you want some more of yesterday?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Don't you like? What am I supposed to think about that?
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah, you didn't ask her about that?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
No, I just I didn't want to get out of hand.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
So, others than those messages, which are obviously big red flags,
is there anything else that she's doing or happening in
your relationship?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It feels off honestly, No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
For me, I feel like that would be enough to
like wonder what that meant and if.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
She exactly Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
So I was thinking that you guys should call her.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
There's this cookie spot that we went to one of
her state that we always go to now, and Okay,
I think that it would work because she's a rewards
member there and they tend her special deals on free
cookies and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Okay, Okay, all right, cool, So we'll call, We'll play
a song, come back, and then call and pretend to
be from the cookie place and say that she's in
the gift of cookies to somebody and see if she
puts your name on the card or sends them to.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
You or to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Okay, okay, all right, play a song, come back, get
your to Catch cheter next. If you're just joining us
for today's to Catch a Cheater. Eric is on the
phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of one year
might be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
her and see if we can catch her cheating. If
she is, hopefully we'll find out she's not. But before
we do that, Eric, why don't you catch us up
on your situation.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
Yeah, so I've been seeing Amy for about a year
and about a month ago, she's been getting these tax
late at night from this guy named Kurt that she
claims she works with, and just something seems suspicious about it.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
Well, and one of the texts was asking what was that?
What did he say?
Speaker 12 (38:15):
Again?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
In the team's message.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
He said, you know you want some more of yesterday,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
That seems strange.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
So I figured you could call her from this cookie
spot that we go to. She's an awards member there
and they send her deals on pretty cookies and stuff.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
All right, cool, and you told us what the name
of the place is, So Are you ready for us
to give her a call?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Okay, man, here we go. Huh uh, Hey, this is
Corbyn calling from Cookies. I was looking for our Rewards
card member named A.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Yeah, I mean, hey, Amy, how are you doing? Apologize
for on your phone like this? But I am I'm
not trying to sell you anything. I have some exciting news.
Congratulations here this most big winner.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh fine, thank you? Yeah. I love you guys.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Well, we love our customers, and I know we send
you some offers and stuff like that sometimes. But we're
doing a new thing where we choose one of our
Rewards Card members each month that gets a baker's dozen
of our cookies delivered.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
To anybody that they want.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Sounds good.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Well, we'll start with the name first.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
I was in the name. It comes with a card too,
so we'll do name card and then you give me
the address. So first and the last name of the
person you'd like to send them to. First will be great.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Okay, it's Kurt k u RTI and the.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Last name is Okay, Kurt, got it?
Speaker 5 (39:45):
And would you like to put anything you know, like
a in the card to Kurt?
Speaker 19 (39:50):
Yeah? Okay, can you write you gave me some sugar. Now,
I'm giving you some sugar.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
You're the best.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
You gave me sugar. Now I'm giving you sugar.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Great, well, Amy. At this point, I just need to
let you know this is not cookies at all. This
is actually a radio show. It's the Jubil Show. My
name is Jubal.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
We uh, we do a segment on our show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
something to and what they put on the card. And
your boyfriend Eric is actually on the phone and he
was listening.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Eric, I mean, what is that supposed to mean? Oh
my god, hoe me right now.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (40:37):
No, I'm not kidding. No, Okay, you give me some sugar. No,
I'm giving you sugar.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yes, this is insane.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
I'm glad that I did. You were clearly cheating on me, Eric,
I am not feating.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
What kind of short are you?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Again?
Speaker 19 (40:58):
I cannot believe you have me on a radio so
right now, why don't you just ask me like this
is a compnation we should.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Have at home.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
No, I'm asking you right now, what does you gave
me some sugar. Now I'm giving you some sugar. Bean, Eric,
I'm not eating.
Speaker 19 (41:14):
There's no reason why I should be on a radio
show right now.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Like, explain to me how that's not cheating. Okay, I
just don't believe. I just don't believe you. Amy. I
saw the text from Kurt. You know that, right, the text.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
You've been getting at night. Yeah, for more team's message
that you got. You know you want some more of yesterday,
don't you. I saw that, Amy? Oh my god, what
was that, sugar?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Amy?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Okay, I cannot believe this. Okay.
Speaker 19 (41:52):
Kurt is a new imager for my team at work. Okay,
the other day he brought in donuts. That's what the
team's message was about. And that's what the sugar comment
on the card means.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
It's just it's just me being funny like you. You
cannot send that on teams.
Speaker 19 (42:15):
Okay, Okay, Sugar, I know, okay, Okay, I know that
I'm I am being flirty with him, and I know
that that's not okay, and I feel horrible about.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
It, But like I really really, Eric, you know how
badly I want.
Speaker 19 (42:30):
To get this promotion. I'm just trying to get in
good with him and be buddy buddy with all. I
do feel bad about being flirty, but like, I am
not cheating.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Okay, so you're just flirting with your new boss promotion
and he's obviously flirting with.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
You, Eric, I'm sorry, No, you don't have to. I
get it. What, Amy, I believe you. I know that
you're telling me the truth.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
I know how much you want the promotion and the
way that you help me when I was at a
low point with my job, the way that you shared
me on and you got me back on my feet.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Did you also flirt with your boss to get a promotion?
Speaker 3 (43:09):
No? But I trust you, Amy.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
But what Amy? What if your boss comes to you
and is like, hey, let's go out for drinks and
then starts putting the moves on you, Like how far
are you going to get this promotion?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I know how important it is to her.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
You would be okay with that.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Yeah, Okay, it's going to go.
Speaker 19 (43:29):
I'm not going to go on a date with him.
He knows about he knows about Eric.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Okay, Okay, but Eric, you're co signing it. You're good
with her flirting with her boss to get a promotion,
and you believe.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yes, yeah, I do, I do. It would be good
for us. It means more money for us.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Stop like it's just a little flirting, all right.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Cool?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Well, Eric, congratulations you found out that Amy is not cheating.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Amy.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Maybe just disclose your flirt flirting too?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Yeah, I don't know what do you call it?
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Just beforehand? I don't know, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 19 (44:07):
I don't say anything about it, and I don't feel
great about it, but I do think that it could
really help us if I got this promotion. You know,
we want to go on trips and I've been off
for this promotion forever. And I'm sorry that I was
blurting and I didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Okay, cool, Eric.
Speaker 8 (44:26):
It's okay, Yeah, yeah I am thank you guys. Yeah yeah, Eric, Amy,
I love you.
Speaker 19 (44:33):
I love you too, and you know that I would
never cheat on you. Please please, please, please trust stuff.
Speaker 8 (44:40):
I know that I know that you know. Anything beyond
second base is cheating.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Okay, go get that promotion.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Well you're clear now, Amy, don't pass that second base.
Speaker 16 (44:53):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
It's almost time for Nina's what's trending. But don't forget
after every single far pank. It's a free trip phone prank.
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Speaker 4 (45:17):
What's trending?
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Just say no to grocery receipts. And I'm not talking
about money. I guess the grocery receipt itself. The paper
could hurt you.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
So apparently, if you didn't know, most grocery receipts are
printed on thermal paper coated with dangerous chemicals like BPA
or BPS. I don't know what that is, just it
is dangerous and it can be absorbed through your skin
and mess with your hormones, and the chemicals themselves mimic
estrogen and can disrupt your metabolism, just basically screw up
your body in the reproduction system. So now all of
(45:46):
these people are opting for not printing out a receipt
because you can get them emailed or whatever it is.
But the reason why this is trending so much is
because they're trying to get any of the places that
still do have this type of paper to switch because
they're like, why are you trying to kill me?
Speaker 5 (46:01):
The only time I ever take a receipt is if
I'm at a Costco or yeah, those places where you
have to have the resupt I forgot that.
Speaker 6 (46:06):
Well, good thing you said that because Costco is one
of the stores that has already switched to the safer paper.
So if you do that, you are safe. Oh okay,
good for them, you're safe. Otherwise just say no or
make sure you get a digital receipt. Well, that sucks
because if you have to worry about so many different things,
especially as a woman, that affects your hormones, because your
(46:28):
body will change completely. Oh I mean I feel men's hormones.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
Do you guys get as affected as we do, like
buy certain foods and stuff like that with your hormones?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
I have no idea, but I have so much testosterone
running through my body.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Did I even ask about that? I'm sure we do.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I think humans get affected by all that stuff you
can mess with your hormones.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I just know that a lot of women that I
know get sick a lot from random things because stuff
messed with their estrogen levels and they're different hormones because
of paper like this.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Somewhere there's somebody that heard that.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
There's somebody that heard that that bought something they were
supposed to buy and they were like, did you buy that?
And they're like nope, and they shove the receipt in
their mouth and ate it.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I have them before. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Who does that? What do you mean? Yeah? I don't
want to get caught. If you guys are living in
a cartoon, you want to way too many movies. I
have never seen anybody just eat a freaking receipt.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Did you just eat a receipt?
Speaker 6 (47:22):
Nope, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
What did you do? GI mean the receipt? No, Okay,
it doesn't exist. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
You can't get it, and as swallows it, probably don't
do that. But here's something you can stick in your mouth.
Thanks to Guy Fieri, he's now debuting a cheeseburger burrito
available at Circle Wait what Yes? WHOA. This is part
of his new Flavortown menu at Circle K, and it's
exactly what you think it is. It's a cheeseburger in
a burrito thing. It's got jlapeno potato nuggets. I said,
(47:47):
in a burrito thing tortilla. I just got distracted by
the jalapeno potato nuggets. I'm like, how are you going
to stuff all of this in the tortilla. Yeah, there's
also going to be a mac and cheeseburger, sweet heat
fried chicken and waffle sandwich. I mean, boy, is a
chaos cookie. They're just trying to really stuff you up.
(48:08):
Is it just going to be a ground meat taco.
It's like a cheeseburger wrapped in a tortilla.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Yeah, but when you probably a ground beef taco, it's
going to be a patty, which is a patty like
twisted up.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
Well, probably like you cut it in half. You guys
have never had a cheeseburger on a tortilla and you
didn't have a bun.
Speaker 12 (48:25):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
That's a taco. It's a ground beef not the same thing,
but it's called a cheeseburger burrito, So that is what
it is. Might I even argue it that is what
it is. No, you don't want to hear it? No done,
no circlekay, that's trending.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Your first day follow up is coming up right after this.
Speaker 16 (48:44):
You show Jewbles dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?
Speaker 3 (48:53):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (48:55):
So? I secretly went onto my sister's laptop and I
went to her wedding photos and I meant to delete
like the pictures that I was in because I looked
like complete in all of them.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 16 (49:11):
But what I did is I accidentally deleted all of
her wedding photos.
Speaker 13 (49:16):
Oh I know, And I just like slammed the laptop
down and just like ran away, Like I was like, oh,
I had never been in that room before, huh do.
Speaker 16 (49:29):
And it's like her wedding was like five yeah, five
years ago in August, and in the place now because
it's been five years, the place.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Is closed, so you know, she can't.
Speaker 16 (49:39):
Just go yeah the yeah, it's awful. She's like, I
don't know how this happened, and she's wondering. She's like
crazy trying to figure out who you know, where they
went and whatever, and.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
She gets so freaking worked up. So I this was
so bad.
Speaker 16 (49:57):
But I told her that I had seen her husban
spin on her laptop. Yeah, so now she thinks her
husband did it, and yeah, that's not going over very well.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
It keeps up like this, they're.
Speaker 12 (50:13):
Not going.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Right. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 16 (50:21):
So he's like, I never did I promise, And she's like,
they're gone and she saw you.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
On hit my laptop.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
So well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Pray and ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 16 (50:36):
Yeah, oh my god, if she's listening right now.
Speaker 12 (50:40):
Oh, I didn't even think about that till now.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Hey, what's up? You will show a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (50:47):
You have one? I sure do, Yes, what is it? So?
Speaker 21 (50:52):
I was at work and basically for months led to
believe I was going to get a raise, so I
started planning my life around that, right, Yeah, and then
that ended up not happening. I can get the raise,
and in fact, was totally gas.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Lit, like it was never a thing. It wasn't gonna happen.
Speaker 21 (51:12):
And I was so angry about that that I put
water in my boss's gas tank.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Oh wow, what does that do to the car?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
So he had to buy.
Speaker 21 (51:23):
A whole new engine because like it did damage, like
it was misfiring and stalling out and.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
It was like needed to be replaced completely.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Well, he doesn't know that you did it.
Speaker 21 (51:36):
No, no idea, like doesn't even suspect at all.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
So like, are you kind of secretly happy about this?
Speaker 12 (51:43):
No?
Speaker 21 (51:44):
The worst part of this is that actually, like right
after I did this, he called me into his office
and I got the race.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Oh no, so you had poured the water in and
then you got a raise and had the car the
car had started sing up yet at that time.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
No, it was.
Speaker 6 (52:02):
Shortly after, but so you just knew it was too
late to do anything.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Wow, Well, thank you for telling us you're neary little secret.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, thank you for hearing me.
Speaker 20 (52:13):
What's your dirty little secret,
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