The Full Jubal Show from September 23rd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You dream of one day getting married and creating a
happy American life with your partner. It's a jewel show,
you know, an overpriced house with a loan that you'll
never be able to pay off, but you'll be able
to pass along that debt to your children one day.
Or spend your weekends bouncing around in your garden only
to be fined from the HOA for some non approved hydrangeas.
Or spending evenings on the couch watching TV with your

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spouse while you both just watch your own TikTok feeds.
It's the American dream. Well, if that's the life for you,
then you need to be careful who you choose. Because
the survey was just released of the jobs that will
absolutely ruin your marriage. What jobs or absolute relationship killers?
Will tell you right after this what jobs will absolutely

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kill your relationship? It's a jewel show, a professional cheater.
That one would probably be tough on your love life,
But there are others. According to a new study, there
are a few jobs out there they say well absolutely
ruin your marriage. So we'll go over them now so
you can be prepared and know who you should and
shouldn't be dating if you want to get married to them.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I feel like you realize that within the first few
weeks of dating this person anyway, depending on what their
job is. But you say, because maybe the job is sexy,
or you're just not convinced that that's going to happen,
like doctors.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
But we can talk about that. A lot of the
relationship killing jobs are sexy jobs. That's probably the problem. Yeah,
I'll tell you what the number one biggest relationship killing
job is in just a second. But let's go over
some of the top ten. Fighter pilots is on the
list of jobs that will absolutely kill your marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, why that's because they're basically celebrities. I mean, come on,
top gun, they're so cool. Though.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I know, dude, I totally made out with one in
the bathroom at a bar. We don't know if he
was actually a fighter pilot, but all you had to
say old yeah. But in that moment, like saying exactly,
I have the checklist, fire fighter pilot.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Is checked off.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It says that they have to be incredibly driven and
focused to make it to that level, so they have
to work a lot combined with a god complex.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, of course pilot. It's so cool.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
And then being deployed for months at a time. Well
in the uniforms, yeah, you know it.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Two yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
What are some of the other jobs that our relationship killers?
Will tell you what the number one is in just
a second. But musicians, they say, is also a relationship killer.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Really no offense double, but totally. I kind of want
to date a musician.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
It can be fun.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
You can go visit them on tour, you can go
see different cities.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, they may not want you to come visit them
on tour because they also have groupies.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well that's fine, I have a groupie when I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Aside from the fact that they have groupies, they have
these emotional, like roller coaster swings.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Again, Juble, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Talking about you.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm just saying in general, in my experience, they get
really in their like fields in your experience, oh yes,
and the experience again their fields, and they go on
this roller coaster and they shut you out because they're
so concerned about how they feel or how they performed
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It says that their hours are also flaky, and they're
also always broke.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh so they're.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Not talking about like rock star rock star musicians. They're
talking about ones that are still grinding and trying to
make it.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
They're like doing karaoka.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
They're driving through the middle of Nevada to some wall
bar to play out for fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's not that glamorous at first, you know. Remember when
I made you come to that show.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Victory Nina was dating a musician and you did have
to go to a show and it was at a bar.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I went to a few shows actually, and I brought
out my friends and stuff. It was great. Yeah, it
was fun, but I don't talk to him anymore. But
it was a good time.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, but it was you were the most hyped person there.
I've learned my lesson. You can be supportive, but then
they don't support you back. Yeah, it's messed up. What
is another job that is a relationship killer? And they
say nurses is also a relationship killer? What it says
that they're drained and burnt out because they work such
long hours and that you get the brunt of their

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anger and frustration when they're home.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's a bummer though, Like you feel like the nurse
should be treated like a queen or a king when
they come home because they're yes, but.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
They worked those like four day workship work weeks or
whatever where they work like eighteen.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Hours a day and they get three days off.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So you think when they're gonna get home and we'll
be like, ooh, the nurse is coming home a little cough,
Maybe she'll check it out for me.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
She just goes, I'm tired. I do that all day long.
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
What is another job that is an absolute relationship killer?
They say, somebody in the clergy.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
What is the clergy? So like a minister pastor, I'm
in the church, Well you have to also then go
to that church and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I've never known anybody that was a pastor or married
to a pastor. I've only seen it in movies and
TV shows, and they always seem like the happiest family,
except when the pastor cheats and like can get away
with them. Yeah, I mean, now, I'm talking about Lifetime
movies now.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So I'm sure there's some very happy religious families, you know,
minister pastor families. I'm sure there are. I grew up
both my parents are ministers, and it was not a
ha yeah at all. So they say the spouse and
the kids are constantly under a microscope, and of course
you have to go to church and stuff all time
if you don't want it.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Okay, would you say you were always under a microscope
with your parents?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah I would, I would definitely yeah. But but
it's also it's just the environment that growing up and
that creates you're under your own microscope because you feel
like you're being judged all the time.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
The marriage.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
No, I grew up in an abusive household. My dad
was a you know, a very narcissistic, abusive person. So yeah,
their marriage was horrible. But not everyone is like that.
As a matter of fact, most aren't, so you can't
laugh at that.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I'm sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Investment bakers is also a relationship killing job. The job
is incredibly demanding, long hours, high stress, and a spillover
effect into your everyday life.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
But are we sure, I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But that's a problem. Well I think it is. That's
what this person is saying on the survey that they did.
But also if they're working long hours, high stress and
they're gone all the time, you can enjoy the money
of the investment banker.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Hey, we're forgetting that.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Balance is nice, Like, I think we need alone time
as well to make a relationship healthy.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
But he wants so much of the time to where
like they're never home, they're constantly working. Even when they're home,
they are working the middle of the night. Like I
had a friend who like dated an investment banker and
she's still dating them. Love the guy, but he works
even through like all hours.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Of the night.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
So she spends the money. Well, no, she has her
own job, but.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, but he makes more and she probably spends his money.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yet for sure, she's ready to live in.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
What is the number one relationship killing job A restaurant
bar manager or owner.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
What you can free dream billy, I could see that.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
They work every day off in twelve to fifteen hours,
every holiday, every weekend, and they're constantly just on the clock.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well, they're kind of like celebrities too, so like when
you go into the restaurant, you've got your regulars, they're like, oh,
it's rick, what's the hell get the free drinks and
the thanks for the discount, you know, I mean, you
get your free drinks.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
And there's a certain mentality too.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's well not maybe not with all restaurant owners, but
definitely restaurant managers. Yeah, I work in restaurants most of
my life before this job, and I can tell you
that most restaurant managers like they have this weird complex
where they just want to be the boss. So they're
all kind of a holes because they they make usually
less than the servers make. If you're working at a restaurant. Yeah,
it's like because they don't get a salary. But most

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of them are worse servers at one point, like a
head server, so they're getting tips and a bigger salary,
but they take a salary cut so that they can
be a manager. Why for power, Yeah, they're very They're
all very power hungry.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, so power hungry people are the ones that are
going to kill your relationship.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Text in four one O six one. Was that true
for you?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins. I'm the assistant to
the president of the Comminus Association. I was looking for
our resident Jenny.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yes, that's me. Oh hi Jenny, how are you.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I see you've got your Halloween decorations all up and
ready to go feel infestive for the holiday?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, of course it's.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, yeah, I just I just went by your place
and saw that, and I need to go over a
few things with you. Mm hm oh, okay, let's talk
about the bat decoration. Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's
talk about it. I don't know if you know this,
but it's a hanging. You're hanging bat decor. Uh it

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moves when it's windy. Yes, yeah, and under subsection four
C that requires a special permit and a small performance license.
It's technically interactive science. So uh, don't think you approved,
have you?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
There's no permit necessary.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
We've used this for the past six years, so I'm
not sure why.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, I wasn't here yet, and I don't know how
they let that light before, but I noticed those little things,
and so I'm gonna need to take that down.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Jane two doors down has the same, except that I'm
not sure.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Thank you for telling me that, because I'll be on
the phone with her next because I don't have a
performance license for that either. So I'm gonna to say
or you're gonna be facing a three hundred dollars fine
for that each day.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
Fine each day that each day, a three hundred dollars
fine each day.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yes, unless you get a small performance license from US
under subsection.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Sorry, what did it need a performance license? I don't
even know it's interacting? What side means it's in interactive?
There's no there's no led lights, there's nothing, there's nail.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It also doesn't move in the wind.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
That might help.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Also, let's talk about the pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
You've exceeded thehoa's maximum of three decorative pumpkins per households.
You've got five pumpkins there.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
I actually have three pumpkins outside, so I'm not exactly
sure what you're talking about, and I don't know what
this is.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
You've got an inflatable as well, so that's four. That's
already exceeding the limit of three.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Ye Sorry, do you have issues with Halloween?

Speaker 7 (10:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Is that why you're go ahead? I'm listening. It doesn't
sound like you're listening. I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
I actually feel like you're a bit rude, to be
honest with you.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm so sorry about that, you know. I just I
like to enforce the codes that we have here at.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
The home Owners Association, and I find it personally effective
when somebody tries to get over on us like you have.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Excuse me, I'm not trying to get over. First of all,
it is Halloween. This is a holiday that children love.
And I'm not sure why you're even contacting me. I
will reach out to the president of HOA because I've
worked with the association before. If you see, my name
has actually been involved with a lot of organizations that

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excuse me.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I'm sorry. Do you have a vocal issue? Why are
you oo humming so much?

Speaker 9 (11:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I just you know, I'm an active listener. I want
you to know that I'm listening to you. Is all right?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Are you listening to me? Because it doesn't really feel
like you are. Tell me what Pete? What was your
last name?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's Pete Eakins. I'm the assistant to the president of
the Homeowners Association.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
First of all, Pete Eakins, assistant to the president. Yes, Pete,
what are you? You say you're an assistant? Are you
an intern? I mean, really, this is this is out
of control. You're not even the president. Okay, see, I
actually know the president.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Do you know him? You moron? No idea, you can
call me. I don't know him. I'm sorry, you don't
know the president? No, never met him? You've never met
the president?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, Because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh my god, are you? Oh my god? I oh god.
I was turning into a carriage. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
He said that you just decorated your house for Halloween
and want to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I was gonna I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 10 (12:39):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh, wake up every morning with Jubal phone Franks, It's
time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I feel like this story I'm about to tell you
is further proof that Taylor Swift lives in a magical
bubble and will forever be protected. Because what do you
mean false? Taylor Swift, who you love so I don't
know why you're arguing. Already was attempted to be served
papers to be part of a deposition in the Justin
Baldoni legal stuff. And this was from like about a

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month ago, but the story is just coming out right now.
But she was at Travis Kelsey's home. This guy who
was trying to serve the papers jumps over the fence
at two o'clock in the morning, and he's trying to
get her these papers because he's determined to be the
one to serve he is arrested.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, I don't think when you're serving somebody you can
do it like like you can't break laws. I think
to serve them. If I could be wrong, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Actually, because I feel like my only references movies, so
I'm not really sure how that works out.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
But I think you'd have to just wait, wait, wait
until she walked out, and then walk up to her
and serve her.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I've served somebody before. You ask me why that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Because it was a child support thing, but I was Yeah,
so I served them, but I had to wait for
them until they got like I went to the house
a few times, walk around, chill out in the car,
and then eventually was able.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
To serve them.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Well, what does it mean when you serve someone on paper?
Like just because you give him the paper? Like I
seen the movies where they it's very serious, But like,
what does that mean? You give him papers and you
dance around. You're like you got to serve and then
they got to show up in court. It's like a
mandatory invitation. Yeah, but if.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You dodge it like you see in the movies, do
you really just that it never happened.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Then I don't really know, but people do dodge them
for a long time. Yeah, what happens if they can
never give.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
It to you, you should serve more papers. They feel
like that'd be kind of fun, fun, so awesome. Yeah,
but then like also if someone about serve papers, like
that's sad that they got serve papers. But then like, okay, well,
happy point, you got served from Jewel. So he's like,
dance around Anyasuka like how fun is that?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
So it's congratulations. Yeah, I'm Jewbell you got served.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I'd be like, man, that was some bad news with things.
We gotta make that nic it's fun. I don't think
i'd like it anyway. That's funny though. Baby Brisket is trending.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh, it's trending because a man's sister is trying to
convince this guy not to name his new baby Brisket.
This whole story is going viral because the man said
that he came up with this genius name for his
baby brisket while he was smoking meat.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh what brisket. It's cute. It's kind of cute. That's
the name of Glen Palell's dog, Brisket.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I know that it is a cute name off for
a baby.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I think it's pretty funny though, that his sister's trying
to intervene, Like that's nice. She's trying to protect her
unborn niece or nephew by being made fun of forever.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
And also the cool thing is nobody's going to have
that name. Yeah, like you're the only Brisket.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I don't think i'd want to be the only Brisket, Like, personally,
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Be the sister could be lamb Chop.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, that's all cute.

Speaker 9 (15:44):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
You imagine going to the playground or coming home from school,
mom kind by Brisket for a playbay.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
No, sweetheart, we already have one with Lamb Chopping.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Ye, Tenderlane's gonna have trouble dating when he's older, Like,
no girls want to go tell her dad that she's
dating a guy named.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Tenderloin tendy for short. She's vegan.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And lastly, if you have trouble sleeping, there's a new
hack and it says that you should eat an entire
avocado a day. You eat a whole avocado every day
you're supposed to sleep. Amazing science did a study at
Penn State, and it's a fact according to Penn State,
because of the fat in it or something.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I can't sleep without assistance, so I think that might
be something worth trying without. I have weird melatonin dreams
and magnesium dreams.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's cool. It sounds kind of like you said, assistants
like people. Yeah, I didn't like it would be kind
of cool. I can't sleep without my assistance.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
All around me. It's time to catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Only on the Jubile Show, Jamie is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend of two years named Michael might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Jamie,
it's always tough to come on the show this way.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
But what's up. Why do you think Michael might be
cheating on you?

Speaker 12 (17:02):
Well, Michael has just been like so amazing for most
of our time together, Like he's super affectionate and you know,
I mean he has been over time. He would do
anything with me, But like now he's just basically ignoring me.
Like I've talked to him and he doesn't hear me.
He's like staring at his phone, and I just don't

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understand what's going on.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Is he distracted by anything?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Does he have anything personal going on in his life
it would make him not present? Or do you feel
like he's intentionally ignoring you?

Speaker 12 (17:37):
I mean, if he has something, then he hasn't told
me about it, which is like also weird, you know
what I mean, Like he's just on his phone. He's
like always on his phone, like more than normal, you know.
And when I ask him, like who he's talking to,
who he's texting or whatever, he kind of doesn't answer
me and just shrugs. He doesn't even It's like I

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can tell he's not even lying to me. He's just
not saying anything.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh how infuriating. Is that the only reason why you
think it is cheating?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (18:08):
I just I don't know what's going on. Like I look,
I I'm gonna admit, like one day I was trying
to look in a song because I was so suspicious,
and I didn't I didn't even find anything, Like he's
not I can't see any like weird flirty text.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
I know my way around Instagram.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
He doesn't have like a second Instagram or anything like that.

Speaker 12 (18:30):
It's nothing and I don't. I really don't get it.
It makes me worried and I'm concerned. I'm not only
feeling scared that he's, you know, cheating, but I'm a
little bit like creeked out because like if he's cheating,
like it's such a deep secret, like he's gone completely
out of his way to hide it, like even if
I did look in his phone, you know.

Speaker 14 (18:50):
And it's just like I'm just we're.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
Just not doing well overall. Like it just sucks because
we haven't even been like intimate, you know, and it's
really upsetting. We used to have really good, you know,
sex life, and I just I feel like that's not
even happening.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (19:09):
I want to know what's going on. Where is his
energy going? Like is he cheating? What's happening. I'm so
confused and I'm concerned, Yeah, and talking to you at all,
Like I don't get it. If he's not talking to
someone else, what I don't understand. He's got to be
talking to somebody else.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
That's why I'm.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Trying to figure this out.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Does he have like female coworkers or anything that you
may be suspicious of or that you've met me at somebody.

Speaker 12 (19:37):
No, not, I mean, like, we haven't nobody that I
would be suspicious of.

Speaker 14 (19:41):
Honestly, you know.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
He doesn't like hang out.

Speaker 12 (19:43):
I mean he doesn't really, Yeah, nobody that would be.
I don't think it's somebody that I've met. I will
say that, like, I would be surprised. He doesn't have
tons of friends and the ones he does are pretty
much guys or you know, people who are not going
to be someone that he would be cheating with.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
You sound pretty convinced that he is cheating though, Like
that is really your biggest suspicions.

Speaker 12 (20:07):
I don't know what else it could be, honestly, like
what else would be happening? And that's what's still I
mean like and we're not we're not being intimate. So
it's like if we're not having that physical part andy
and not talking to me, that's what That's why I
think that he's got to be cheating.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, you already told us what a grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us and his flowers delivered from our floor department,
and we'll see v sends those to you or to
somebody else.

Speaker 10 (20:38):
Okay, okay, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
We'll get you to catch cheter next if you're just
joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Jamie is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
two years named Michael might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at and tell
him that he's this month's lucky winner of three flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he

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sends those to his girlfriend or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Jamie, why don't you break down
your situation again for us real quick.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
Michael and I have been together like almost two years,
and it's been really good, and he's just really changed
in the past couple of months. He's super distracted, he's
on his phone like all the time, we're not being intimate,
Like it's something has changed that's bad, and I feel
like he's cheating, but he won't tell me.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
He just shrugs it off.

Speaker 13 (21:29):
He says that nothing's going on.

Speaker 12 (21:31):
I've even checked his phone and I haven't found anything,
and I just am super confused and upset.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, understandably.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Were you ready for us to see if he sends
the flowers to you or to someone else?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (21:43):
I want to know.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hi, this is Corbeck calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Michael.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
This is HI, Michael.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations and thank you
for shopping with us. You're this month's winner.

Speaker 14 (22:09):
I don't remember entering anything, but what I win when.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
You signed up to be a rewards member with us
to technically g entered. I don't know if you know
this or not, but every single month we choose one
Rewards Card member at random we gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's flowers deliver from our
floor department to anybody that you want. You've won thirty
six long sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a car to be delivered to anybody within the
fifty the United States.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Absolutely free.

Speaker 14 (22:31):
Oh that's actually yeah, No, thanks.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
No, I appreciate that is I don't want.

Speaker 14 (22:37):
To time on great or anything, but that like the
only prize I can get. Just like roses sent to somebody,
Do you.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Not want to send them to anybody?

Speaker 14 (22:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
I just like there's you know, like with groceries of
Cosmo Baby these days, I figure I could maybe like
do something else, a choice or anything, or.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
That's it's the flower delivery. You can send them to
yourself if you want.

Speaker 14 (22:57):
I really do. I appreciate. I don't know if I
can might defer the prime is there anything?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Is just that there's not really anyone that comes to
mind that I should send the flowers to right.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Now, nobody at all.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
No, I just you know, don't have anyone I want
to send them to.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, Michael, thank you for your business again. And I'll
also let you know that this is actually a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I'm Meana, Hi I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubal.

Speaker 14 (23:19):
And was it a print color or something. No.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
We do a segment on the show called to catcha Cheeta,
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see what they send flowers to and your girlfriend,
Jamie is on the phone.

Speaker 14 (23:32):
Jamie you Jamie, you're here.

Speaker 12 (23:34):
Yeah, I'm on the phone. And I think it's pretty
strange that you. I don't come to mind when you
think of someone to send flowers to.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Wait, what is happening, Mike?

Speaker 14 (23:45):
Are we no? Wait, are we actually on the radio
right now? What is what is all of this?

Speaker 12 (23:50):
Michael? This is the only way I could figure out
what is going on because you will not talk to me.
You're on your phone, like twenty four to seven. Do
we used to do things together? We used to laugh,
we used to have a good time. We used to
you know, make out. You're my boyfriend, and we haven't
nothing nothing, And I need to know what's going on.

Speaker 14 (24:11):
Because you will not see me.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
And this is the only way that I can find out.

Speaker 14 (24:14):
So you thought it? Because are you cheating on us?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Just tell me you you think I'm Why you think
I'm cheated on you?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
I were to.

Speaker 12 (24:23):
Be honest, I don't know because you won't talk to me.
And that's the only thing I can think of, because
you won't answer my questions. You're on your phone, Like
who are you talking to on your phone? Why are
you staring at your phone all the time if you're
not talking to somebody like who is it?

Speaker 14 (24:37):
Jees? This is ridiculous. I didn't want to do this.

Speaker 15 (24:40):
Now you don't want to do what Michael, I.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Haven't been talking to any other human I've been talking
to I've just done chat GPT the entire time.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
What.

Speaker 14 (24:51):
Yeah, I haven't been cheating on you.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
I haven't been talking to anybody else or just been
on chat EPT.

Speaker 12 (24:58):
What are you talking looking to chat GBT about that
you can't talk to me about?

Speaker 10 (25:04):
What are you like stock picks?

Speaker 13 (25:05):
Are you like a stock market guy?

Speaker 10 (25:07):
Now?

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Like?

Speaker 12 (25:07):
What is happening? Are you having a conversation? Are you
asking for show recommendations?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Like?

Speaker 12 (25:11):
What are you asking? What are you talking to chat
GBT about? You can't talk to me and then you
won't even tell me about.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Well, just the fact that I'm telling you I'm being
honest with you and you're yelling at me and you're
mad at me, I think is a pretty big red flash.

Speaker 14 (25:24):
You know you don't know what's at you.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Well, you're yelling and interrupting me, so I think, Yeah,
you don't think.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
That I would be mad and that we would have
a heated conversation after my boyfriend doesn't talk to me
for two months and then tells me that instead of me,
he's talking to a robot, Like.

Speaker 10 (25:42):
What is going on, Michael?

Speaker 14 (25:44):
You know it's not just a robot. It actually gets me.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
It's a gram to learn and developing with me and
also grow what.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I know.

Speaker 14 (25:55):
It's not a real person, but it actually.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Feels like a relationships and GPT. Okay, yeah, and whose
thought is that?

Speaker 9 (26:04):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (26:04):
Yours?

Speaker 9 (26:07):
I can't even.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Get a word in right now because you keep on
interrupting me. Look, we haven't just started fighting recently over
the past two months. It's been going on for months
and months and a couple of months back, I just
asked the robot, was like, hey, what do I do
when you know my girlfriend is angry all the time
and calling me names? And look, I just started like
going back and forth with her, just going back and forth.

Speaker 14 (26:29):
And it just.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
On.

Speaker 12 (26:33):
I don't even know. I'm crashing out right now, Like
what are you talking? Did you just sit Michael? Did
you just call chat GBT her it whatever?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
That's the one time you actually heard anything I said.
All right, listen, I just went down a bit of
a rabbit hole and it just made a lot.

Speaker 12 (26:51):
I believe someone who all talk to me is accusing
me of not listening.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Because you stopped talking to me. Lookd I even asked
her if I should bring this up to you, and
she said, this is exactly how you would act, so
knows she knows everything.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Here.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
Is this not crazy? I'm sorry. I also don't understand.
Well you think it's so weird that I refer to
it as if you have an Alexa. You say Alessa,
you say her, let me ask her a thing.

Speaker 12 (27:21):
Her name is Alexa, and I'm not talking to her
in place of my girlfriend. Michael, I'm so out of
my mind about this that I need you to make
a choice, because this is the craziest crap I've ever heard.
Is it CHATCHYPP or isn't me? I need you to
choose SHIPT or your girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
I mean, given how you're reacting, given how you're reacting
right now.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
No, that's not why you chose GPT over a real girl.

Speaker 12 (27:52):
Wow, boy, I'm so glad I took this to the
radio because now everybody can hear what is happening and
how how crazy you are, how fineless you.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
Are the one who sound right now?

Speaker 10 (28:09):
Oh, I'm not worried.

Speaker 13 (28:10):
I'm up that.

Speaker 14 (28:12):
Yeah, we can all tell honestly, it feels like a
waste than we did. And good, look I get she says,
that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
To break up with somebody are wow. Okay, Well, thank
you Michael and good luck.

Speaker 14 (28:29):
Yeah bye, Jamie.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
He's gone out. I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (28:33):
I only even know what to say.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
And I'm so glad that you were here to witness that,
because I feel I think I would feel so crazy
right now if somebody else didn't hear that, because I'm
just kind of shook and like, yeah.

Speaker 10 (28:45):
I don't even know what to do.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You just know you're in a better place, yep, and
you'll find a guy out there who likes, you know,
real live people.

Speaker 15 (28:54):
Yeah, I guess I'm being replaced by a robot.

Speaker 10 (28:57):
I don't know how to get over this one.

Speaker 15 (28:59):
But the Jebel shows to catch a cheater, got room
for one more.

Speaker 14 (29:08):
If you still want to go to Aspen? Where did
you find that some kid back in town? Trade the
van for it?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the Gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd, Just when I think
you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do
something like this.

Speaker 14 (29:27):
And totally reveal yourself.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramiria is in a game
of trivia for comedian Felipe As bars the tickets, So
call us up right now if you want to play
eight eight eight three four three one six one eight
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can also dm us at the Jebel Show or go
to the jebelshow dot com. If you think you have

(29:52):
what it takes to beat Victoria. Yes, well your eyes open.
I can't tell Eli. I'm not Torria went to the
Jonas Brothers concert last night. So we're still riding that
Frank Frankie Jonas high dude.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
He came on, come out.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, but that's also gonna apologize. Everyone seems so wanted
today and I'm just looking around being like, yikes, I am.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Not all right, they're like barely open.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Well, if you want to beat Victoria, calls right now
eight eight eight three four three one to six one
will play you vers Victoria next.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It's the Double Show, all right.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait? It's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for comedian and Felipe Asparsa tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you vers Victoria.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Keith. What's up, Keith? How are you? I'm glowing pretty good?
How are you double great?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Thank you for asking? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Who's brain is still at the Jonas Brothers concert from
last night?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
It's a great time?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yes time.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Did you also go to the Jonas Brothers concert last night?

Speaker 9 (31:10):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
They're here, okay, so he's feeling fresh? Yeah, just ready
to go. All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. It might take her a while to walk
out because she's very slow today. She's stretching. All right,
thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has to
be you outright to win?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Okay, Keith?

Speaker 14 (31:33):
Awesome?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
All right, here we go. Your time starts. Now, what
year did Instagram Reels release two thousand three, which NHL
team was the first US team to win a Stanley Cup, Pat,
what is the least abundant naturally occurring element on Earth?

Speaker 14 (31:54):
That's hard wealthy?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
When did the.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
United States of America become its own entry?

Speaker 9 (32:02):
Nineteen forty one?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
When was the first performance of the play Wicked?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio and Keith while she's getting settled and putting
on her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you.
If animals could drive, which animal do you think definitely
would be the worst uber driver to get?

Speaker 16 (32:26):
Probably a dinosaur?

Speaker 14 (32:27):
What?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh, what kind of a dinosaur?

Speaker 9 (32:33):
Maybe a t rex?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
A t rex would.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, definitely want to sit right behind the t rex
because this seat would be all the way up.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
That's so cute. He's just like it would be a
great little show.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
If you ask him to change the radio station, he
definitely couldn't do it to take it to stop.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Victoria.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
If animals could drive, which one do you think the
would definitely be the worst uber driver?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Ooh, my first thought was an elephant, because.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, they just look cute. That would make them bad.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
No, but that's just the first off that popped in
my head, and I'm another one right now.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
They're cute.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Okay, Oh it's snake because snakes don't have arms, so
he wouldn't be able to touch the whegel Oh that.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Would be a bad uber driver, totally. These their tail,
they're so strong their tail. How they n push the gas?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I don't know for the breaks self driving. No, that's worse.
That's worse. We're gonna end up phitting more pedestrians that way.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Thence there as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed and you have to meet Keith outright to win,
and Keith you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
What year did Instagram reels release uh twoy sixteen, which
NHL team was the first US team to win a
Stanley Cup?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Uh? Ohio?

Speaker 11 (33:52):
What is the least.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Abundant naturally occurring element on Earth?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Least abundant naturally I'm sorry, I guess.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
When did the United States of America become its own country?
Seventeen sixteen? When was the first performance of the play Wicked?

Speaker 13 (34:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You aren't lying when you said that you left your
brain at the Jonas Brushers show.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
All right, let's sit it over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media preucer.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Gabby, he got zero correct wait for it. So to Victoria, well, peez,
that's when. Congratulations, I goo see you. So you beat
Victoria today. Congratulations, you got all the best Barsay tickets too.
Let's get the answers now with Nina. Instagram Reels was
released in twenty twenty. The NHL team that was the
first team to win the Stanley Cup in the US

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was the New York Rangers in nineteen twenty eight. The
least abundant naturally occurring element on Earth is asked to tain.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I don't even know what that is to me. I
was never gonna say that.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
The United States of America became its own country in
seventeen seventy six, so you were kind of right, right.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I was gonna guess seventeen. I'm not even kidding you.
I'm so serious.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
I was gonna get seventeen seventy six, and I was like,
seventeen sixteen.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
You were off by one number. So that was pretty close.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
The first performance of Wicked was back actually in two
thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Wait what really? Yeah, like the nineteen secs.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Congratulations, thank you for playing many We're playing for Victoria
this same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play, just dm us at the Jubil Show
or go to the Jubilshow dot Com.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Matthew is on the phone today for a first aid
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Selena.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
see if Chattel's why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another day. But first, Matthew, how long has it
been since you heard from Selena?

Speaker 9 (35:51):
About a week?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Okay? Have you been hitting her up to try to
get a hold of her?

Speaker 14 (35:57):
I'm to ask her.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Ego, she's so busy. I kind of checked it after
that one more time for she had some availability coming up,
I responded, and I'm i gonna like keep paying at spots,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
It can get creepy real quick with that.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to do that.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Crush your soul the more times you don't get okay, Well,
how is the date though? It must have been great
if you want to get a hold of her.

Speaker 14 (36:24):
Yeah, I mean I thought it went great.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
We met at work. I work in the I T department,
or I did Selena as an executive. I helped probably
some computer issues at work. We had some chemistry I
felt like, pretty obvious right from the get go. We
worked up in there to ask her out. She said
us she was into it. She told me she liked
lemons on Martin's, so I know it's a perfect spot.

(36:51):
It's a really cool spot. I got old Hollywood by
which I always always liked a lot. We had some drinks.
I did not have a lemon drop. I hadn't dried martini,
but she had some kind of big well and everything
we talked about dreams features stuff like that, kind of
in a whfehearted way. I mean it felt really good

(37:15):
and I was I was really sorry. We had a
pretty intensive makeout session in the dark corner. We were
I mean it felt like you know kids in school.
I mean a lot of that kind of giggly energy
and set. We have the date split up. That was
pretty much it.

Speaker 14 (37:32):
I thought it looked really good. I a little bit
to get hold of her.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
I would like to understand, you know about it kind
of honestly had it cars on her for a while.
So I was pretty broke up that she, you know,
doesn't seem to be willing to respond at least.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Anything happened on the date that you think could be
a reason she's not calling you back.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
I mean, the only thing I can think of is
I actually did just get let go from the job
that we worked together. So she said at the end
of the state, you know, see it work, and I
had to be like, I don't even wanna be the soalce.
So I told her that I actually, you know, wasn't
working there anymore. So I kind of thought would actually
be a good thing because it removes the possibility of like,
you know, the office politics and that sort of thing.

(38:13):
Takes the pressure off of that.

Speaker 14 (38:15):
That's the only.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Thing I could think of that might have gone wrong
with it, unless it was just totally misread you know,
the signals, and I guess, which is always a possibility,
but that's one of thing I could think of, is
it let go?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Does she feel like kind of a shallow person. That
would be like, I am not dating your guys who's unemployed.

Speaker 14 (38:35):
I mean, maybe I didn't get that buy from her
at all.

Speaker 9 (38:38):
I mean she seemed pretty down to earth and like,
you know, I mean that strikes me as just being
kind of sort of sighted, so it shouldn't starting that
way at all. But I mean, I guess it's a possibility.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, Okay, did you guys kiss and stuff? At the end?
They made out in the dark.

Speaker 9 (38:53):
We were reaching out, but you were making out, you know,
I made out the bar at the very apple I
said that. No, but yeah, and maybe that was a
warning sign or some sort. But did you guys another
like final good vibe? We definitely talked about seeing each
other older in the day. Yeah, I mean that was
on the table for sure.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Then we'll play a song, come back and call her
in social talk so why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get you another date. Okay, okay, so good, all right, cool,
we'll play a song, come back, and get your first
day follow up next. If you're just joining us for
today's first day follow up. Matthew is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Selena. So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.

(39:33):
But before we do that, Matthew, why don't you refresh
our memory on your date with Selena?

Speaker 13 (39:37):
Well?

Speaker 9 (39:38):
Yeah, so I thought it will be well. We had
some chemistry from when we worked together. The date was great,
good drinks, good vibe. We made out so much, it
was some definite intensity. I thought things were going great.
We started talking about next time, next meetings, next dates,
and going that I can thinking that went wrong and

(40:01):
at the end I had to tell her that I
was no longer with the company that we worked at together.
And that's one of my guests as to why she's
decided ghost That's just a guest though.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 14 (40:15):
Sure? I'd love to.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
I'd love to have another shot.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
All right, here we go, man, Hello, him asking to Selena. Please.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
This is Selena.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Hey, Selena, how are you? My name is Jebel. I'm
calling from a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show. Hi, Selena,
the whole shows here on Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Oh
my god, Hi, Yi you listen to the show. I do.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
I'm a fan. This is exciting.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh sweet, thank you. Well do you have any idea
why we're calling you?

Speaker 10 (40:53):
I'm a little bit scared.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, this is the first date follow up. So you
went on a date with somebody recently and have been
ghosting them and they emailed us.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Do you know who would email us about you?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
I have a pretty good idea.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Do you want to take a shot at it?

Speaker 10 (41:09):
Is it Matthew?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yes, it is Matthew. You are correct. Told us he
really liked you and told us about your date. But
he says you've been ghosting for over a week now.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
What happened?

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah? Oh man, I feel bad. I'm ghosting Matthew because
he told me that he.

Speaker 10 (41:29):
Wants to live in a treehouse. Yeah, like for his
real house, I think. And like he he told me
we worked.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
I don't know if he told you, but we worked
at the same company and he told me that like
towards the.

Speaker 10 (41:46):
End of the date. I said, like, oh, see at work.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
And he told me that he had lost his job there,
which was fine, like that that's a that's yeah. I
felt really bad for him. That that happened, but he
just had, like he said, he has no plan, and
he was like, you know, I'm sure everything's everything's going
to be fine, and I living in a treehouse sounds perfect,
and like he he did that he wanted to live

(42:10):
in like one of the fancy want like the glamping
kind of situation treehouses. But at the same time, I
feel like, I mean, I I definitely am not interested
in living in a treehouse, and I'm looking for like
a furious partner. And like, at first I thought he
was joking, because you know, I mean, that's like a
funny thing to say, but then he like actually went
into this whole thing about his friend and how his

(42:31):
friend lives in a treehouse and how his friend like.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
Had saved him so much money and he has.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Like no more like drama, and you know, he's like
a volunteer at different schools and he's playing music and
like that's all well and good for like a you know,
like a burning man type.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Like I'd interested.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I don't think that's feels stressful. And when it comes
to like a relationship, though.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Yeah, I'm like, what where am I going to like
plug in my blow drier?

Speaker 14 (42:59):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Do they have like fancy treehouses? I mean, it does
sound kind of cool to at least like one that
you could Can you live in them?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
You run power to a treehouse, for sure? Really you
guys look.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
At a treehouse, but like you can't have like kids,
you know what I mean. I'm like long term, I'm like,
this is going nowhere.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
But like you have tower you know, yeah, you probably can.
I'm pretty sure there are treehouses that have showers and stuff.
Actually there are.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
I think you could build like technically a real house
in the tree. Well I don't know how big of
a house he's trying to build in the tree, right,
But you know that's good. But that's a good point though.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
If you're starting to really fast forward kids, can you
imagine your kids running around in a treehouse?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Amazing?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I have to build some kind of like what do
you call it, hammock net underneath of it.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Okay, Well, thank you for being honest with us. I
appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, and I don't know if you remember or not, Selena,
but during these first day follow ups, the person that
emailed us is on the phone, so Matthew has been
listening this whole time.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I mean it's on the phone and wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 13 (44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:07):
Well yeah he told me you thought threehounds were cool
and think things like remember you saying that you always
went on to spend the night and one, so it
would be like yeah right.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Like that.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Yeah, like for for vacation. I'm like, I'm not I
don't want to live in a treehouse, Matthew, Like I
want to like kind adventure in a treehouse, and then
I want like to go back to reality, like go
back to my life.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
You know, I'm not like urgent to live in a
treehouse or planing to one that I want. It was
just sort of a what's something we could do. I
don't know, it was just something talk.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
It's kind of a good sign though, Matthew. She really
like fast forward to see the future with you.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Yeah, And I.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Guess I just mean like so, I mean it's like
beyond the I'm just like you have no plan, Like.

Speaker 10 (44:55):
I'm just like living in a treehouse with no plan.
It's just like me, I was like, oh, big red.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
Flag, Well so that I don't have a plan. I
just have as a means to take some time and
figure out what I'm going to do next. I don't
really actually have to work. I just do it because
I like it. So if I'm not feeling it, I don't.
But this is the same thing as I'm not having
a plan.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Are you like, like, are you like a secret billionaire
or something like you don't have to work.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
I mean, I'm not a billionaire, but I have some money.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
I'm independently wealthy able to.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Say, oh, so it would probably be a very nice
treehouse day.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:36):
I got to say for me, it's not like what
Grandpa made in the backyard when you're a kid. I'm
talking about like a house.

Speaker 14 (45:42):
That's in a tree not okay.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
With plumbing and showers and you know, you could plug
in your phone charger for sure.

Speaker 14 (45:53):
But I mean if you.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
Don't want that, that's that's fine. I don't know exactly
what the next maybe year has more in terms of planning,
but I mean all I know is I definitely would
like to have the opportunity to spend more time explain
on Selena.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Would you like to go out with Matthew again? We'll
pay for it.

Speaker 10 (46:08):
I mean, so you would be willing to like live
in a house house?

Speaker 9 (46:16):
Yeah, I mean we could.

Speaker 14 (46:18):
I would be willing to live in a house with
not a tree insight.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
And you got enough money to cut him down. It
sounds like, yeah, it's true. I mean it sounds like
you guys really like each other. There's a lot of
negotiating happening here.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Yeah, I mean that's a sticking point. That could be,
that could be. Uh, that's that's negotiable.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
What do you think, Salia? One more shot? Selena?

Speaker 6 (46:40):
He's rich, Nina, Yeah, I would be willing to give
it another shot.

Speaker 13 (46:49):
Yeah, I think I had a different understanding.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
What Yeah, Okay, congratulations Matthew, you got another date.

Speaker 14 (46:58):
Agree.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Hey, I'm so glad that you're wanting to get another shot.
You can appreciate why I wouldn't like lead with money,
just off the top, but yeah, just for fun, thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
The money got her back in though.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
First date follow up.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Somebody on this show needs your help. It's a jewble show.
And look, if you listen to the Jewel Show, we're
one big weird family. So if you ever fill alone
out there, remember you're not alone, because you've got a
bunch of strange brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles
and kissing cousins out there who listen to this show
on a daily basis, and we help our listeners out

(47:44):
from time to time. But now one of the people
on this show desperately needs your advice. Who is it
and what do they need your help with? You'll find
out right after this. It's the Geble Show. Someone in
your family needs help right now. It's a Jewble show.
And I say that because everybody that listens to the
show is part of one big family. From all the
creepy truck driving uncles to the nosy bus driving ants

(48:05):
who want to tell us how to live our lives.
We love them, to our nine to five office working
brothers and sisters who steal our undies because theirs we're.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
In the wash. Oh well, by the way, I need
my favorite pair back. I got plans tomorrow, so these
return them to the radio station. That's not weird anyway.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
As part of our family, from time to time, one
of our tribe needs help, and today that's none other
than our own Victoria Ramirez.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Challenge here not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
It was like, why am I even listening to begin
with your virgin.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
You can't try so that, Victoria, what's the issue that
you're dealing with they need our help with.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Look, I need your help because I'm not I'm not
really sure if I have a date tonight or not.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm very confused about the whole things tonight. Well we yes, yes,
I cancel on this man so many times that oh
my gosh, she can't come here storry.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I made a comment earlier today in studio that she's
not sure if she has a date tonight. I still
don't know what that means. What do you mean you're
not sure if you have a date tonight? Well, okay,
so let me explain.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
So there's a guy that I met when I got
this job, right, like we all like moved here for
our jobs.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
He has a pretty good job, but had that.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
But so I had met him way back when, like
a few years ago, and normally only see him whenever
we're like big parties happen, but one hadn't happened in
a while, and so that I saw him like a
month ago, it was very random.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I was like, oh, hey, how's it going.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
And he's asked me to like hang up before for
like happy hour, but we just like never did.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
And then when I was at this party.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Like he asked me again he's like, hey, like we
should like hang out, get some happy hour or something else,
like yeah, cool.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Like I'm down, and you're thinking, just he's just a friend. Yeah,
this dude that you know, like it's in your friends
group from time.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yes, I was thinking he just like wants to like
hang out more like be friends, like he's more people
to hang out with. So I said yes, and then
thinking probably wouldn't have them, but then he actually hit
me up about it, so I agreed. That was the
first time we're supposed to get happy hour. Then I
think I canceled the first time, he canceled the second time.
It was kind of going back and forth, and now

(50:13):
it's like we're on number five and I've canceled for
a sixth last weekend, and.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I felt bad.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
But also he suggested, like recently going to frozen.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Yogurt at like four o'clock. That's cute, though, who those
to get frozen yoga at four o'clock. Honey, that's cute,
But so wait, so you're not sure if it's a
date or not.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Though yes, I'm not sure because like originally it was
happy hour drinks, like I don't know workers' restferral let's
just like let loose, but now it's frozen.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yogurts me feels different.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
But this is the seventh redo. Well that's a great sign.
But I think that's a great What do.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
You want to date him? Or do you want to
be friends? Because if you don't want to date him,
then you don't want to be going on a date.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Right, Yeah, but like I don't want to date I've
never had it in my head to date this man.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Okay, I'm not. I don't want to close myself on.
Are you sure if it's a date? No, that's my issue.
Like are we going a happy hour?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Or we have only been flirty with you? Anything that
would make you think that it's a date? Or are
you just assuming that because he asked you out it's
a date. No, that's not just me, No, it's also me, jubul.
Come on, let's think about this.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
How many men yourself included do you know that would
consistently hit up a woman if he didn't have intentions
to spend more time or explore what your relationship could.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Possibly I've known a few that would. Ah, I've had
some friends that just.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Hang out with women all the time, and they really
actually don't they're actually just friends. It always surprised me
when I meet them because they're like, I'm hanging out
with my friends. I show up, it's a girl. I'm like,
you're trying to yeah, like, no, it's my friend. What
are you talking about. I'm like, you're a weird dude. Okay,
but most guys probably yeah, it's a date, but you're
just not sure.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
But what if he's asking me, like during the weekdays
in between, he's like, oh, like, how's your week going?
He'll ask me how my weekend was, how's work?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Like okay, so we're starting to talk to you like that,
he definitely wants to date.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Maybe he asks me, this is a date? If how
do you know it's a date?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Again, in my experience, there is no man that is
going to consistently hit like hit you up to ask
about your day and give you a seventh chance. If
he's not in a seventh chance to reschedule a date.
Seven times is excessive. I don't even do that with
my best friends. And when you have a guy that's
texting you regularly, that is the sign. And when I

(52:26):
say if he's into you, you will know this is
one of those moments, you're just being a little knife
in my opinion.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Okay, but he also canceled a few times, like I
did not cancel seven, Just so we're all clear, But
I will say I told him I was going to
text him back. So I canceled this last weekend because
I went.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
On a trip. Okay, who cares about all that? Can
you read the lad to date him or not? Like
it would it be bad if you went out with them?
Would or do you want to be friends with him?

Speaker 14 (52:51):
Mike?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Are you interested in him? He may?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
I mean he's funny and he makes me laugh, so
like I yes.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yes and no, yes, yes, I don't Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
The reason why she says no, just to like translate
is because you just don't date even though you want to.
Anytime a man comes in, you're like, I don't have
time for this.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Usually I don't have time. I got things to do,
and they annoy me too much. They like always want
to hang out or always want to hit me up,
or always want to go to the moment.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah kind of, but you're crying whence nobody's doing that.
You're like, nobody wants to see me, nobody. I'm not
dating anybody I want to date somebody, So do you
want to go how with him? If it is a date? I? Yeah,
I I know No I yeah, So are we doing
it anyway?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
So it doesn't matter. So we're gonna find out how
it goes. Oh it's so true.

Speaker 9 (53:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
So like if he kisses you, they wouldn't pulled back.
I'd run. I'm knock, gonna lie. It's time for Nina.
What's trending? How many minutes?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Jubil is trending? And this is amazing because we don't
get to say this every day, but Jubil. What is
trending is something that I think you've been doing long
before it became a trend.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
That's scary. And it's something called loaded water.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
It's about loading up your water with different things from
alkaline stuff like powders or whatever.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
It is.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Hydrated, so it's sparkling water with cucumber. It's whatever it
is that you put in it, like a prebiotic something
or whatever, just to make it a little bit better.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Load it up.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
And in this studio, this very studio, every morning you
will comes in with a big gallon and.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
He puts all kinds of random sprinkles into it.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, it's like it's like going to the ice cream
store and like putting all the toppings on you load
your water.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I do like electrolytes, chlorophyll sometimes, yeah, things that make
you see things, but do ring. I can't tell you
exactly what those are. Today's show has been interesting doing
it with a couple of wombats.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
It's weird. Okay, okay, we're cute. How long would you
say you've been doing this? Uh a long time? I
know what's what I'm saying, You've been treading sears. Whoa Okay,
But sometimes he doesn't put it in his water.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
He'll open like one of those electrolyte packets, throw it
in his mouth and then like it.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I like just putting the electrolyte, those ivy liquid IVY packs.
I just like sucking on them for a minute. I
think that's like hanging. It's like putting sauce on the side.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
A little dip. It is like a fun dip. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
But so anyway, if you are into loaded water like
you boil, it is the new trend to stay hydrated.
It's got a lot of actual positive benefits, so it's
not a bad thing to be trending.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
This is also interesting.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
What's trending is where people carry their cell phones when
they don't have pockets, specifically women. And I know five
percent is a low number, but it's still low enough
or high enough for me to ask the question, who
is carrying their cell phone in their underwear?

Speaker 9 (55:51):
Well?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Like, do you carry your cell phone in your underwear?
I've never put it in my underwear? Now, like your
waistband does that count? Does that your underwear? The watan underwear?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Well, I mean like like you're just your waistband, like
of your pants and your underwear.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
I don't know account is your underwear. I think that
would count as your underwear.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I mean as soon as I put it there, like
if I'm gonna have like leggings, like if I don't
have any, like I don't seem like uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
One of the five percent it would. But I did
that my brawl or my shoe. Did I ever fall down? Yeah?
Into your undies? Yeah, it goes pretty far.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
And whoa, it's cold, and I'm like, I don't want
to say.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
It, but I'm gonna say it. Yeah, I'm never touching
your phone screen.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Girl, take that thing off, vibrary.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
It goes all the way down my legs.

Speaker 14 (56:37):
I wonder.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I was like, can you text me that.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I'm sitting right across from her and she wants to
communicate in citio with your.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Texting my fish. Wow, we learned a lot today.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
If my phone works, congratulations, you're part of the five percent.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I don't want to be a part of that. Your
phone alarms are always going off too. I get it now.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah, that's cool, makes sense. Yeah, no, okay, here's a
new place for you to stick it. Kim Ka has
teamed up with Nike for new Nike skims, so it's
like new workout stuff, but it's skims. It's actually very cute,
of course it is, and it drops on Friday. But
if it doesn't have pockets, that's another place for you
to put it where you're everywhere and you're skims. Oh yeah, no,

(57:27):
I don't want to. Well, thank you for listening. Yes,
thank you, Thank you for following on that problem.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
What I know why Victoria wasn't listening. I get why
you're distracted a lot.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Right there. I know it's right there. That's what we're
just saying.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
That's what's strangers, dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
I do.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 10 (57:55):
Okay, you're going to need to hear me out here.

Speaker 15 (57:58):
Okay, I actually think it's awesome because it's helped me
a lot with my technique.

Speaker 13 (58:05):
So I make out with my hands before dates.

Speaker 14 (58:08):
The warm up with.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Your hand, Okay, do you mean like open palm hand
or like the back of your hand a fist, or
like with tongue, O part with tongue that's the whole point.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Do you paint like a little face on it?

Speaker 10 (58:24):
No, there's no need for that.

Speaker 15 (58:26):
It's more about, you know, the getting into the motions
of it, and so you know, like also sometimes you
get tongue tied and this I don't.

Speaker 14 (58:35):
Know, just losing me up.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
How often do you do this?

Speaker 15 (58:39):
I would say, like anytime I have a date that
I'm like actually really nervous.

Speaker 13 (58:45):
About, Okay, like a date that I care about basically.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Well, I feel like it's just is it open palm
or is it like a fist?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I'm very curious, But I don't think she's sticking her
fingers in her mouth, dude, I think she's using your
skin crying.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
And if it's oh, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (59:05):
There's no fist, it's flat hand.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Victoria gets nervous. Maybe this is a technique you should try.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
I don't think I'm gonna try this technique, but I mean, hey,
if it works for you, pop off, I don't.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I just don't know if I don't.

Speaker 15 (59:14):
Think I'm telling you, Like, even if you're in the
middle of the date sometimes you know, if you need.

Speaker 12 (59:20):
To go to the bathroom or something, just like give
your time a little workout.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
All right, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Well, you're welcome. I think you try it.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Okay, here's a secret.

Speaker 14 (59:34):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Hey, what's up? Is the Jubill Show a dirty little secret?
You have one?

Speaker 13 (59:38):
I do?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 16 (59:41):
My dirty little secret is that I have been telling
my friend's feet picks without them knowing.

Speaker 13 (59:49):
That's kind of how I pay for.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah wait, what is kind of selling your friends feet
picks without them knowing?

Speaker 9 (59:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
How are you getting so many picks of your friend's feet? Ain't, girl,
not even your own?

Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
Mine wouldn't.

Speaker 13 (01:00:01):
Mine wouldn't make it. But there's there's are doing really
well for me. Honestly, I know it sounds crazy. I
know it sounds a mess up, but it's working well,
so you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Don't so you don't give them a cut at all.

Speaker 13 (01:00:12):
No, they don't know. They don't know how I like sneak.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It nice, So you sneak the picture too. You're like,
hey girl, let me see your feet real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Hey babe, you want to go get Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:00:23):
No, Like like if we go to like the pools,
or like we're watching a movie at the house or something,
and then that'll.

Speaker 13 (01:00:28):
Like make a photo or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
How do you sneak a photo of someone's like feet,
and then how do you get it make sure it's
like a really good picture.

Speaker 16 (01:00:35):
I just say, like I'm taking a picture of myself,
but I'm not. And like sometimes like the flask will
go on and I'll be like, oh my god, it's
that was a mistake. Sorry, I was trying to they'll
like play it off, so like no one really notices.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, I feel like you really could get away with that.
I just start to feel guilty that I wasn't giving
them any money for.

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
It's right, I pay for some dinners. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Okay, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 13 (01:00:59):
Oh oh my god, it's my pleasure, and don't tell anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Okay, I have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.

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