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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't understand why. So, if you haven't seen Twilight,
the vampires in that movie they twinkle in the sun. Yeah,
and I'm like, why are these dudes living in a
place where it's cloudy. If I could twinkle in the sun,
I'd be outside all day long, just twinkling with that.
That's why I want to be a vampire. I don't
really want to like to do the whole blood sucking thing,
but man, I want to twinkle when I only sign
so I have a lotion for that. See, those are
(00:21):
the conversations you missed last week if you didn't hear
the check in with the Jubile show. Yeah, so what
we'll be talking about this week you'll find out when
we check in with the show and see what's going
on in our lives next.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So you will show again your hot is true.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You're bell and invited everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You The biggest gift would be from me, and the
cor detached would.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Say thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewbil Show is no different. It's the Jewel Show
with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi, And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who peers through our window from time to time
to ask a for a parrot. Squawky Balboa can narrate
a true crime podcast from our bookshelf, microphone setup, our
(01:22):
social media producer Gabby Hey. And then there's me. I'm
Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's the
time of week where we check in and see what's
going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with
you this week?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, I'm proud to tell you that I listened to
the K Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack in my car while
there's no child present. I've officially crossed over to being
a super fan. Now. I've talked to you guys about
this show before because I'm an auntie. My niece and
my nephew and I we have dance parties all the time.
So I had already heard the soundtrack because my nephew
loves it so much. But this last weekend, I finally
(01:55):
watched the movie and it's entirety. And I mean the
movie itself is like oh okay, it's just the soundtrack
that makes it so incredible. And then there's like a
good story about how everybody's different and all that kind
of stuff. But the best, best, best part of all
of this is how happy my niece and nephew were
that I said yes to watching K Pop Demon Hunters
(02:18):
with them. That's you, And like I'm having this whole
thing where like I'm feeling more validated by the love
that I get from my little niece and nephew Sasha
and Pryor than I do from getting likes from hot
guys on social media. Like, I don't know if I'm
ever going to get to be a mom, but do
you want to be I've always wanted to be. Okay,
(02:40):
They're just life, yeah, life, life be life. And but
it's so cool that these two little nuggets like have
my blood and like, you know, they kind of look
like me. So like if I don't ever get to then,
you know, we get to tell them, we get to
have K Pop Demon Hunters together, you know, and their
hugs are so much better than your likes, you suckers.
I'm talking. I'm talking to the hot people that are
(03:02):
still in my orbit that don't deserve to be there. Yeah,
That's who I'm talking to, not you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, Okay, Okay, now that they hit you up and
they're like, we could watch K pop?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I didn't say that, Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, guys, no one panic, No one panic. But this
past weekend I was out of town, and for some reason,
I don't know why I've been doing this, but every
time I go out of town, I tend to take
my passport just in case, because my head's like, what
have I got to flee? For no reason? There's nothing
I do that I would need to flee.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Like in case I need to leave the country.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You're just saying for like identification purposes, Well, you're actually
thinking about if you need to flee the country.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I don't know what I would need to flee
the country for. Do you have the real ID? I
thought that I do.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, no I do. I just so
I don't know why I bring it, but I take
with me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And then last night I was like, let's take it
out of my back so I'm not just walking around
with it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It is not my back back, can't it?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Where is that?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's what I'm taking it out.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Someone's not pretending to be Victoria and they fled the country.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
How much more would that be?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hopefully they go to Spain and enjoy their time. What
Victoria wants to do?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I steal your identity. There goes your soul Security number,
there goes all your money.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
But that's okay, but that's got on it my social
Security numbers, not on my passport.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I thought it was, was it? I don't think it is?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay? Maybe not, but I still feel like they can
steal your identity?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah you do, But honestly, is that kind of like
a compliment, like, Oh, I think I'm so pretty?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You want to steal my identity? I do think you
need to submit that somewhere? Is your address on as lost?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Look at that? It's our social media producer Gabby something
by Gabby, What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This week?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm upset this week, specifically about the Bachelor franchise because
they've completely ruined themselves. Well, so, they have Bachelor in Paradise,
which I.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Think is the best show on their franchise.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
It's so good and like the drama is usually good
and like the people are messy and it's awesome, and
they completely.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ruined it this season.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Why they do they made it Like, first of all,
they made it like a money prize at the end,
which completely changed like the dynamic between the people on
the show. Wait what Yeah, it was weird and like
so people weren't really there for like love or friendship,
like they're there for the money.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh my god, this is like that movie on Netflix,
The Wrong Paris kind of exactly like that.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
And then they also like had it they kind of
like made it kind of like Survivor, Like sometimes I
was watching it. I'm like, am I watching Survivor with.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Influencers right now?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
And like it just not it sucked.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You know it's bad when they ruined an already pretty
bad show. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Think it could get worse, but I was here for
the mess, Like I loved the mess, and now it's
like it's so messy that it's not even enjoyable anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I didn't know they did that. But that sucks.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's ah, that's okay, Well for you, or here's more, Messa.
What's going on with you?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm obsessed with something and I cannot stop thinking about
it and it's really bugging me. I'll tell you what
that is. In just a second. We Also, I'm excited
because my new song, The Messenger comes out this Friday.
So if you go to my TikTok and check it there,
you can hit the pre save link and pre save it.
It comes out this Friday, so I'm excited about dropping that.
I'm sure you check it out, download it wherever you
(06:25):
get your music. On Friday, I guess I go pre
save it. But the one thing that I am obsessed with,
I cannot stop thinking about it now. I'm not going
to do a spoiler for anybody who hasn't seen the show.
But I watched the last two episodes of the summer
I turned pretty sat with my girlfriend. She watches the show,
(06:49):
you know, and I was like, let me check it out. Well,
she showed me a scene from like a beach scene
where this girl was just cold to this dude named Conrad,
and so I was like, man, that's cold hearted. I
want to this show now. So I watched it. But
I watched the last episode of it, hi, And I
won't spoil anything for anybody, because you know, there's two
brothers that this girl has kind of like had a
(07:10):
relationship with both of them. One is Conrad, what's the
other Jeremiah Belly. I forget that he's name because screw
that guy, right. But anyway, but team Conrad. Another guy
she likes is Conrad. And there was a scene where
you saw Conrad with his shirt off.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That dude has such long armpit hair. Holy. I couldn't
think about anything else but how long his armpit hair is.
I was like, is this is this an episode of
a TV show or is this some weird kind of
shampoo commercial? The funniest the armpit hair is so long.
It is so distracting, and I just keep thinking about
(07:48):
how long it is. And I'm like, dude, if you're
gonna be taking your shirt off, trim the pit hair distracted?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I mean, I don't remember that part.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You've got to watch the show again. Then I guts
wait for the party. He takes his shirt off and
he lifts his arm up. I guess I wasn't looking
at his armpit hair when he took his shirt off.
I'm like, well, it looks like he's smuggling two national
parks under flock. There's that much foliage there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do you turn your arm their?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, I think every need to trim their armpit hair
with that, I'm totally that is very long and spindily.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, and you say you take a yours, and like, yeah,
you just trim it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, trim it's you know, okay, yeah, a little very distracting.
I don't even know what happened in the van. I
couldn't concentrate after that, and then I kept talking about
it and I kept getting I'm like, they didn't you
see his armpit hair though they be so long? Is
that an armpit or a community garden project?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Listen, I would be a gardener and not project.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I could only imagine what scene that was for, and
the fact that that is what you were bringing up.
In a scene like that, I'd be I would also
tell you to shush.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean, yeah, no, it's not the time.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I couldn't think. I might have ruined a little bit
of the episode for it because I just couldn't get
over the pit hair.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And I still can't. I think about it every day. Now,
are you serious? How are you? Why is I do
not trim this pit hair more than I it's just
nice and muscly.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh my gosh. So it's trimming the hair everywhere else
but not his armpin hair.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He's beautiful man, Chris Briney. Now I'm mad. Everyone I've
seen it except for me. It's great.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well, don't watch it because it'll ruin everything for you
because the armpit hair. Way, how did I ruin.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It on my armpit hair?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Then?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Whatever else is going.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
On when you look up and you go is that
a horsetail? And you be like, no, that's armpit hair.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's another jeubile phone frame, Morning on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hello, your kitchen aesthetic needs to be changed just a
little bit if you don't mind.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Sorry this that's on there?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Is this Colton?
Speaker 11 (10:05):
Oh there's like a halloween thing.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean by that.
My near is Juniper and I'm a real estate agent
who's selling the house next door to yours.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh okay, how's that going?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Just getting started? And I got your number because I
wanted to call you and go over something that might
be affecting the purchase of the home that I'm selling.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Okay, I'm happy to help.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Sorry about that, just it's the aesthetic in your kitchen
that I wanted to talk about it.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Are you No, we're not selling you're selling next door?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yes, yes, saying.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Do you think they can see inside our kitchen from
the neighbors?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well, I like to make sure that I do my
do diligence when I'm selling you property, pot and and
so I've been watching.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
It's so hard to hear you.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
There's a lot of stuff on the background.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm so sorry about that. Hold on, let me stumble
things around. I was just moving some things around. But
as I was saying, I've been staying in the house
making sure that everything is right so that we can
get it sold. And I've been watching to see what
views are possible from each window, and I can see
(11:40):
right into.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Your living room and your kitchen.
Speaker 11 (11:45):
I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Over there.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh? I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
What did that sound in the background.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm just moving some things around, is all okay?
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Well?
Speaker 11 (11:59):
Are you hauling you to ask me something?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Or are you moving things around?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Willing to ask you if you'll change the layout of
your kitchen and your living room just until we get
it sold, because the aesthetic is not going well with
what I've got planned for the inside of them.
Speaker 11 (12:16):
I'm actually happy with how my kitchen is set up.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Just move that there?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
What what are you doing hit here.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh, I'm just moving some things around?
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Is all?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Take you right here?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm sorry I was conves distracted with the The table's
very heavy. I'm sure you know that it's so heavy.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Move this over here?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Are you nuse.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Will define what you mean?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Question yes or no?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
I called me about wanting to maybe redesign my house
or something, and I hear you moving things?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
So are you moving things in my house?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I think maybe I should be honest with you, Colton.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
I think you should because you better be moving things
in the house you're selling and not in the neighbor's house,
which is my house.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well, I guess if you were to look at it,
I'm moving things for the house i'm selling. But yes,
I'm in your living room and kitchen right now.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
Just yet, get get out of my living room. You
get out of my living room right you have no
right to be there. Over here, I'm going to set
up the alarm system in my house right now. I
don't know why it is turned off. I'm going to
turn it on and the cops will be there shortly.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I had to cut the wires.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
What what the literal? I'm calling the cops. I'm calling
the cops right now. I'm going to hang up the phone.
You're going to jail, you little Okay, you a little
creepy weird man who thinks you can let themselves into
any house you want just because.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You have a real estate life.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Hey Colton, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife set
you up.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
What the hell it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
She said the house next door is being sold and
she wanted to creep you out.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It is being sold.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
And we just had a conversation last night because I
thought the real pation was like coming and going a little.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Late, and I was like, you weird.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
Oh wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Franks, It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
So there's an update on the Coldplay affair couple. Remember
those two the astronomers Ceo and Kristen who was working
there closely with him. Anyway, a source close to both
of them is now coming out and saying, if you
believe that you saw a couple having an affair on
that JumboTron, shame on you, because because according to the source,
(14:56):
they're just friends.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
What what.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I'm sorry, often hold my friends that same way on us.
I slink off into the back and look all embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That is so, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
That's dumb to say this bar out of like the
story coming out, like you're trying to be relevant at
this point.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Really after the fact.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, and this source isn't like it's not using their
name or anything, so it's not like they're trying to
get fame. Or maybe they are, or maybe these people
are really good doing some pr spin to trying to
save themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There's a little gas lighting to me.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It seems it's too far after the fact to do,
like to do a pr spin, Like if you wanted
to do it, you shouldn't it right after it came out.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, it's probably just because you don't remember how the
video actually was because it was so long ago. But
if you remember they were just standing next to each other.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's super gas lights. Yeah, that's what they would do
because their whole thing is they're still experiencing the downfall
from that. So we're all over it. It's a new news cycle.
But they don't have jobs, they've lost their family, all
of these things so they're like, it's just unfair.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I mean that does suck? It does it does? I mean, however,
they are at their job. I think should be separate. Right,
cheating okay, but that doesn't if it doesn't affect their job.
In that instance, it was with a coworker, so that
could affect their job, but in getting a new job. Like,
all right, so I know that you've cheated on your
spouse before, but are you gonna cheat on the company? Yeah? Right, Like,
(16:21):
are you you can do a good job as a
CEO of this company? Like if you do that, it's
not illegal to cheat, it's definitely immoral or whatever.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Well, and a lot of.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Those types of companies have like like morality clauses. That's
why they got fired. But you're right as far as
hiring them again, Yeah, damn.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I always wanted to think of the fact that it's like,
why are you spending so much money on like a
Coldplay concert? Like take like your side girlfriend whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But then it's like, dang, you really took a current
s out of your wife. Also, that's going to really hurt,
Like that's going to dig in and you spend money
on that, Well, people that knew them were around them too,
just being like.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh god, I know, and all the people that are
around them were also acting awkward. That's what happens when
friends get caught on gam Yikes.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's not funny, but also kind of funny because that's
not what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
If I had a company, I would definitely hire one
of them. Yeah, that's a great press were talking about
your brand. That's true.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No one knew of the other company even existed before this.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Happened, exactly.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I still don't really understand what they do, but I
don't either. We'll figure it out eventually. Meanwhile, speaking of relationships,
I don't think that this is just going to be
for dating relationships. I think it's all in general. However,
they're calling it a new dating term and it's called
dry bagging. So dry bagging is a manipulation tactic where
if you are with somebody, and it's also ways to
(17:35):
post on social media. So again I don't think it's
just while you're dating. But it's like if you're taking
out the trash and you're like, well, this is cool,
I wish somebody else would take out the trash, or
oh I could really use some money, but whatever, I
just will skip out on eating out tonight. But there
were types of things. Yeah, but it's called dry begging.
So I guess it's like you're begging for attention by
(17:58):
being as aggressive with someone you're dating, specifically with somebody
you're dating. But I think it I think it goes
across the board.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, that's like just so annoying. Though if someone said
that around me, like, oh, someone else would take out
the trash I'd be like just say, what's weird?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm gonna go it's weird because I made a wish
that someone would just a few minutes ago, and now
here you are with the trash bag. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But also cool. Yeah, that's what's trend.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
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Speaker 1 (18:31):
Selena is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Marcus.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if it tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Selena, how long
has it been since you heard from Marcus?
Speaker 10 (18:44):
Hey? So about a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Okay, have you been trying to get a hold of
him or was the last time you guys talked on
your date?
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Yeah, I mean last time that we talked him on
the date. Afterwards, you know, I text him, Hey, I
had a great time and you were back. Yeah, me too,
And you know, during the date, everything was awesome. So
I assumed that we'd go on another date.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I mean, yeah, one would if it was good.
Speaker 14 (19:10):
Right.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
It was amazing.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
We like went for like this midnight mini golf and
arcade night at like the retro game lounge, you know,
and I'm talking neon lights. He's downtrack, pumped in spice cocktails,
you know, the best and and honestly it was marcusistic.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
So I was like, all right, this guy's got a
great vibe. He also has like this low key, you know,
bookish charm but still wear sneakers like I don't know,
he's like about to start a dance.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Battle like swag.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
I'm so into that exactly, and like he's got a
great laugh Like I mean, he was awesome, this really
great guy.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, so why do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 13 (19:55):
Well, so when we were at the arcade, we were
like doing this, you know, best of three air hockey challenge,
and honestly, I got way.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
Too into it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
This sounds so lovely I can't even imagine.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
So so then they don't know land strength.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
And you know, at match point, I launched the puck
so hard it literally ricocheted, smacked the ceiling clam and
definitely went right into someone's nachas. Oh tagget hot cheese everywhere?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, but I mean is that a reason to ghost you?
Speaker 10 (20:35):
I don't think so. You know, Marcus like doubled over laughing,
was even high five to me.
Speaker 13 (20:40):
And then you know, we spent like an hour, you know,
talking about vintage pinball tips like it was I don't know,
I was thinking about like, you know, this is the
kind of night that you tell your grandkids about, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, so then where was the issue?
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Well, I don't know, Like we texted a little bit
after the beat and then he like completely disappeared.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, okay, so you actually were texting after the date.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Yeah, like a little bit, nothing crazy, but like, is
it because I'm frequently strong and like, yeah, maybe you.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Guys just some stuff after like a little bit.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
But nothing like a little bit of a makeout. But
I thought that I was there, but maybe she's obviously
not into it anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, Well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and see if ho tell us why is ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, thank
you so much. Get your first day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first date follow up
and if you're just joining us, Selena is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Marcus.
So we're about to call him and see if it
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tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Selena, why don't you break
down your date again first, real quick?
Speaker 13 (21:51):
So basically this awesome cars date and we ended up
going to this really cool retro arcade and we played
you know, Best of three air Hockey and I hit
to pack way too harsh, rats not Joe's. I don't
know my own strings, but I thought we were laughing
about it, and now he's pretty much ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All right, Well, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Please?
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Hello, Hi, man, speak to Marcus. Please.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
This is Marcus. How can I hope you?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Hey Marcus, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Hi Marcus.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'm Nina and Victoria and my name is Jule.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I know you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, Well, now we know you Marcus went something.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I must have won something.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It's possible you could have won something. This is the
first Day follow up. You know the segment where if
you go out with someone and you go some they
email us to call you and find out why.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah, I've heard of this. I've heard of this show.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, yeah, no, but you did go somebody? Oh yeah,
So any idea who you're ghosting?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Hello, you're just laughing about it, Marcus. Who are you coasting?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I feel like I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Uhlena, Yes, it is Selena. She told us about your date.
We talked to her a little bit. She said she
really likes you. But now you're not calling her back.
You mind telling us why?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, minigolf date.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Uh, I gotta say the day was great and and
and she's she's pretty and and I just like she
dressed like my mom, Like uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Minol did you say mini golf date.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah, we went to like Neon minigolf eighties.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
It was like an arcade place.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I mean I went to
Minnigo with someone else that that was a arcade night, right.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, are we still talking about the same person?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Oh yeah, nah, chose she like we were playing knock
hockey and she kind of hit the knock hockey.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Thing into it doesn't It was like a kind of
a mess.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But okay, okay, but that's not why you're ghosting her.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
No, she dressed like my mom.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
She dressed like your mom.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah, it was kind of a turn off. I like,
everything was great, but then she were the top.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It was like my mom, So your mom has the
same top that she was wearing.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
It was like exactly the same top.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
And I was like, oh gosh, it's my mom.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I was just gonna say sometimes things just like turn
me off. And that was kind of it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay, But you guys kissed and stuff.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
Huh Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
And when I was kissing her, I kind of felt
like I was kissed with my mom.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, all right, probably better not to go back there then.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah, I don't know, would you date someone that dressed
like your mom.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
I don't know, or your dad's pretty.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It depends. I don't think it would bother me, but
I don't know if it's a deal break.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Did she act like your mom too?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
No, she didn't.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
She was fun.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
It was fun.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
It was just like I said, it's just a little
thing like that can make a break deal. It's like
a deal breaker for me.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I guess it's like you're playing air hockeyed.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Everything was great, But I don't know. You guys don't
have like little.
Speaker 15 (25:24):
Things that bother you when something goes not the way
you planned.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I guess. I just I don't know how your
mom dresses, so I don't know if it was bad
or good.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
I don't know, like mom's like, Oh, I don't know
the tom just targeting mom section.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, all right, well Marcus, thank you for telling us.
I will let you know that Selena is actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Oh okay, hello, yeah Hi, so.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Oh yeah, great taste. You got her mom's taste.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
I think that's ridiculous. He goes to me over this.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
It's in sade.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I don't know, like if you if I dress like
your your dad. Would you be into that?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Okay? No, but I wouldn't hold it against you.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Okay, So you you wouldn't date your dad or you wouldn't.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
I'm not trying to My.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Mom just escalated. It's not the same thing.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Okay, markets I am not It's not the same thing.
I'm not your mom. Okay, Look, I'm going to send
your picture right now of me wearing something else.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
You can race that image of me and your mom
pops away from your break.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
We had a vibe.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You're sending him a picture.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Okay, sentence that thought be good? Oh what?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Oh wow? Okay, So like my mom has that bra too.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
By the way, now you're lying. Okay. Also, how do
you know what kind of brought your mama?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Ye's weird. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
It's all in her laundry room. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
Okay, Okay, basically, do you like what you see or not?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Oh? I mean, yeah, you're you're beautiful to be fair
like you rock. I want to be fair.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
You rock the top that my mom wears way better
than my mom.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
Okay, all right, well now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Oh come on, guys, end up marrying women like their
moms anyway.
Speaker 10 (27:39):
So this will be a hilarious story one day.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Maybe sure.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
And you know what, I bet your mom's not sending
pictures like that to your dad.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
No, I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 15 (27:53):
But h oh yeah, I don't want to think about that.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Marcus. Would you like to go on another day with Selena?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 14 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (28:01):
I mean, well I kind of have to go, Like
I've got a coffee date right now, so I kind
of have to go.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
A date right now.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah. I just want to say, good luck.
Speaker 15 (28:14):
You're gonna do like really great out there.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Thank you everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Where are you going?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I'll have a date?
Speaker 13 (28:23):
Okay, all right, you really just give me that you'll
do great out.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
There like a sports I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
Whatever, you know, I just sent that picture to someone else.
And actually I'm going to go on a coffee date
nowt wow to waste my time. So I'm going to
do your coffee and probably give it a bunch.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, Okay, what just happened, Jules first date fall up?
Speaker 16 (28:56):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling incoherent response. Were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Everyone in this room is now dumber.
Speaker 16 (29:13):
For having listened to it. I award you no points
and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Almost sign for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
in a game of trivia for comedian Felipe Asparsa. Tickets
still call us up if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. You
can also dm us at the Jubile Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com if you think you have
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what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
You know how dumb something has to be, to be
like the most insanely dumb thing someone has ever heard,
to be pretty freaking funny.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, so you get that a lot with you in
the mood to hear something like that, Just sitting out
for a second and we'll play you verse Victoria at
next the Juble Show.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Five worn dresses with higher IQs but you think you're
an intellectual, don't you. Ape.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for comedian Felipe Sparsa tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm good? How about you?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Jubo, I'm great? Thank you for asking? Are you ready
to see if you can be Victoria?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Yes, I'm gonna. I'm ready to sweep before with her.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You gotta tell her Max, I just have to ask
how old are you? Why do we have to ask?
Speaker 10 (30:41):
I'm eleven?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So all right, Love, let's go.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Man.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Shouldn't you be in school?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Max?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What class's supposed to be in right now?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (30:49):
I mean I'm on the way to score right now?
So like, yeah, technically three pass?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well, this is like extracritic. Really, this is where Max
takes you to school. All right, Victoria out of the
studio and Max, here we go. While she's leaving, the
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
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to win? Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Max,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
The Social Media Ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
For what.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Cancer treatment.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
When was Minecraft created?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
I should know this?
Speaker 13 (31:34):
Want to play it?
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Pass?
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Why is the sky blue because of the ozone layer?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
True or false? Solid ice is less dense than liquid
water in SpongeBob SquarePants? What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 7 (31:51):
All pass?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Bring Victoria back if I can get her attention. She's
looking at her phone.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
What all right?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Victoria is coming back in studio? And Max? While Victoria's
coming back into the studio and getting your headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you. Yeah, what would
a raccoon DJ name itself?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Ooh, I like it?
Speaker 7 (32:14):
DJ Garbage.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Was quick man? All right, here we go thirty seconds ans.
There's many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and Victoria. You have to beat Max
outright to win?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay, okay, but Nina's laughing.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Max, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 10 (32:34):
Ready set, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
The social media ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness for what fail us. When was Minecraft created?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Ye? Five?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Why is the sky blue? What? It's pretty?
Speaker 17 (32:50):
Don't?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I don't know?
Speaker 15 (32:51):
Next?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Sure or false? Solid ice is less dense than liquid
water in SpongeBob SquarePants. What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Oh, my gosh, his wife Recca.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
What type of blood type is known as the universal donor? Oh?
What country was Shakespeare from?
Speaker 12 (33:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Narnia?
Speaker 13 (33:17):
No, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm going a big one. Just big one is a
big one.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Now, Okay, your time is severely up.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
London.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, that's not it. That's not a country. That's not
I don't all right, Well let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Gabby Max didn't get any correct and Victoria somehow got
two and a half.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh Max, I'm shocked. I'm surprised.
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Yeah, you do know, I'm playcraft. I should have known that.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Man, I'll never forget. Now Victoria did win. But you
two get comedian Felipe's bars the tickets just for playing.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Yep, all right,
let's get the answers now with Nina the ice challenge
was originally started to raise money and awareness for als.
Minecraft was created in two thousand and nine. The sky
is blue because of the Rayleigh scattering gases in the
atmosphere scattered sunlight in all directions, blue light has shorter,
choppier wavelengths. I don't I don't really understand that, but
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that's that's why it is true. Solid ice is less
dense than liquid water. SpongeBob SquarePants his wife were Plankton's
wife's Karen. The universal is oh negative. And then Shakespeare's
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from England. Where did you say he was from London?
Speaker 15 (34:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Well, that's like I think I meant to say England,
but London is the first name that came in my head.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, but at least I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, all right, Max? Do you feel prepared for school now?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
To today?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Thank you for playing, Max, have a great day.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Thank you Ci.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Max.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
We play at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play, all you have to do
is d m us at the Jubile Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com and you two could be
the next person to take on Victoria's against Victoria.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Why you don't ever want to say that it's time
to catch a cheater.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Only On the.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Jubil Show, Tate is on the phone today for to
catch a teeter and he thinks that his girlfriend of
two years named Bella might be messing around, so we'll
see if we can help him out. Tate, Sorry, you
have to come on the show this way. Both up.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
What's going on? Why do you think that Bella is
cheating on you?
Speaker 9 (35:42):
Well, I don't know she is. I mean, we've been
together like two years.
Speaker 15 (35:49):
This is like the most serious relationship either one of
us could have had.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
You know, we moved in right out of college. But
it's been cool. Un even used.
Speaker 15 (35:59):
To like go to bed at the same time as
someone or you know, we're just kind of all figuring
it out.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
You know, we've never lived not.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
At like our parents' house or the dorm or whatever,
so this is we're trying to be grown ups over here.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's exciting.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (36:17):
So, I know Bella has been out with like a
lot of people in the past, and that's fine. I
mean I have too. She's probably been out with more
people than I have, but I'm literally the first guy
she's been with for more than a year. So I'm
her like, longest term relationship, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Generally good?
Speaker 7 (36:41):
But I don't know.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
I just worry sometimes she feels it feels like maybe
she's bored with like the domestic light state. Like I said,
we're young. We just we just kind of moved in
and we love being with each other. I love being
with her, but I just worry that, you know, it's
feeling like too much for her.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Maybe did anything happen that makes you think she might
be looking outside your relationship.
Speaker 15 (37:08):
Well, she doesn't complain, you know, it's not like I
cage her in. She can know where she wants to
do what she wants to do. But like she lately,
she's just been doing.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
This one weird thing.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
The last month or so, she's been going to the
grocery store at night, like for all things, but we'll
need one thing. Maybe we don't even need it, but
she's just like I gotta go go to the grocery
store and she's out for hours, you know, Like she'll
go for a loaf of bread or bananas or something
and she comes back an hour and a half.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Later with all banana.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
I'm like, you know what, what's happening.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
What is this and she says like, oh.
Speaker 15 (37:49):
I didn't find the righte bananas or you know, God knows,
like I just kind of have to drop it, I guess.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
I mean, she she.
Speaker 15 (37:57):
Can be kind of flighty, especially if she's doesn't take
her adder all.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
But I mean, I was gonna say, it's not that
weird to go shopping at night, because it's kind of
the best time to go to the grocery store because
nobody's there and you can get in and out. But
if she's coming back with nothing.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
And then going every yeah, I can't find banana again,
You're like, what kind of banana are you.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Looking for it? That was my question. Sorry, that doesn't
have anything tape.
Speaker 15 (38:23):
It's happened more than once that she goes out for
a long time, like much longer than whatever it would be.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
You know, like how fast can you grab a loaf of.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
Bread in two minutes? So it's clearly.
Speaker 15 (38:37):
Something is happening, and I just I hope it's nothing bad.
You know, I'd be sad if she feels like bored
of her life with me.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, I mean, that is weird that she goes and
then comes back with basically nothing.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I mean, if you're gonna lie, though, wouldn't you be
better at it? Because that feels so negligent as far
as lies go.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Yeah, I mean, at least come back with a trunk
full of grocries.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Right right single time.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well, we'll see if we can help you out. You
already told us what grocery store she's a rewards member at,
So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and tell her that she's this month's big winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all ran, All right, Well play a song, come back
and get you to catch a cheeter next. Right in
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the middle of to catch a Cheeter if you're just
joining us at Tate is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend, Bella of two years might be
messing around, and we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
member at, and say that every single month we choose
one lucky rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends
those to Tate or to somebody else. But before we
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do that, Tate, why don't you catch us up on
your situation.
Speaker 15 (39:50):
Yeah, lately Bella has been going out to the grocery
store at night, supposedly to the grocery store. She's gone
for a long while and doesn't come back with any grocery.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
That's totally weird.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, yeah, that is weird. All right, man, are you
ready for us to call her?
Speaker 9 (40:08):
Really?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card number named Bella. Hi, Hi, Bella,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Okay, win,
winner of what the flowers?
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody
that they want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to whoever you want.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Oh wow, okay, Oh this is that's great. That's great.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Well, okay, here's how it works. I can take down
the information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
I know exactly who I want to sell. I'm so excited, right, actually,
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
First thing, I will need to just be the name,
first and last of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Sure, sure her.
Speaker 9 (41:17):
Name is Sarah?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, I think you know how to spell that?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
All right, Sarah? And is there anything you want to
put on a card?
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Oh, the other night was so amazing. I miss you.
I've never felt this. Oh wait, that's too much. That's
too much. How much I love you so much? It's
so special to me.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I can put that down, and I guess before I
ask for the address, I'll just let you know that
this is actually a radio show. It's a jewel show.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
My name's Jewel. Yeah, I'm Nina, I'm Victoria, and we're.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
A segment on the show called to Catch a Cheater
or if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see you they send flowers to and your
boyfriend Tate is actually on the phone.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
What's going on? I don't. I don't believe you. I
don't this is some prank call?
Speaker 9 (42:05):
Who is Sarah, what is happening, Tate.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
I this is some kind of prank call. I know
that it's a She's a friend. She's a friend, very
close friend. Where we just met and we're just really
close friends.
Speaker 9 (42:22):
What happened the other night?
Speaker 13 (42:23):
What are you?
Speaker 9 (42:24):
What are you setting your flowers for? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 7 (42:28):
This is this is just women like celebrating women and
we've just met and it's sort of a you know,
a special relationship that I gives me space so I can,
you know, be more present with you because I can
go and and you know, we like we do yoga
and a lot of yoga, and we well, we bond
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and there there is a lot of intimacy, but it's
it's not it's not sexual. It's weird friends friends. She's
my best I love her. Didn't you just say the
other night was mind blowing? We have we just had
a special night of like, can you don't understand how
women are Guys aren't like this. Women are very close,
We're intimate or emotional and we had a we had
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a great night with Ella.
Speaker 9 (43:18):
Are you going to see this person? Tell me you're
going to food stores?
Speaker 7 (43:24):
I have not been gone that long and I have bought,
I bought, I bought mints one night, and I have
You don't see everything I have in my bag?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Are you lying? Bella?
Speaker 7 (43:35):
Not not lying? I'm just trying to explain because I
don't want to hurt I love Tate. Tate, I love you.
I don't want to hurt your feelings. I don't. I
didn't know how to explain that I have this really
close friendship, that's all.
Speaker 15 (43:48):
You can't explain having a friend. What kind of friendship?
Can't you explain? Why would you be keeping secret friends
for me? Where where we so we're supposed to live together?
Why would you be sneaking off her a bread?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Tate?
Speaker 5 (44:02):
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
This is not a place to have this conversation. And
these people are not They're not on your side. I'm
on your side.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
I want to that they don't you know? This is
very personal. This is very personal, and Sarah is a
very you know, private person.
Speaker 9 (44:22):
I are you coming out?
Speaker 7 (44:28):
Sexuality is fluid, doluid, and it's I mean, this is
a very like tender special. I love you, Tate.
Speaker 9 (44:40):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
I love our apartment and you know we just moved
in and we're I'm just exploring some things, and it
doesn't count.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
The woman you've been beating on me.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It doesn't count as a woman.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
How does it count? How does it count? It's a woman,
it's not a man. Are the only man for me?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Unless that's a role you guys have where you can
have women and he's the only man.
Speaker 15 (45:04):
But if you're youking out of the house to go
fool around with other people.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
In talent, this is not the place to have this conversation.
You don't I love you, I love you. This is
not the way I wanted to I was not thinking
when all of a sudden, these are strangers was asking me,
calling me names, call me a liar, and I'm just
call you said I was lying.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I asked you why you were lying. That doesn't mean
I didn't call you a liar.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Oh my god, lady. That's the thing I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Man, you have a friend that's intimate to Now you're experimenting,
so I'm not really sure what to tell you.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
Well of experimenting, it's love.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Love, It is love.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Now I really love with this other person.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Are you homophobic?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I don't think that has anything to do with it.
I think he's your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Well, talk about deflection hate.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
I really think you're being you know, I have ADHD,
I have a lot going on. The moon is been full,
I have love going on. This is unfair.
Speaker 9 (46:06):
We're gonna have to move out. We're gonna have to
find new places to live.
Speaker 7 (46:11):
I mean, what are we doing that? That's crazy, that's
so crazy. You're really overreacting.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
You're overreacting up and some other woman.
Speaker 7 (46:23):
That's not what we do, Tate. It's called love.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Love is love.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
I have freedom.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
We'll let you guys discuss a more detail on your
own time.
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Tate.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
At least you got your answer.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
Sorry, man, Tate, I love you, Tate. Don't listen to them.
These are not serious people.
Speaker 9 (46:42):
I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely
was not this.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yes, all right, man, Well I hope you guys get
it figured out. Tate.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Sorry, man, let us know if you need anything.
Speaker 9 (46:53):
Okay, the Double.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Shows to catch a cheater. It's time trending and get
ready for a whole new generation of oiled up men
and women running around in red bathing suits.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
No, thank you, Fox is bringing back Baywatch. Wait, like,
didn't they try making a TV show is it a
show or a movie?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
This one is going to be a TV show that
is going to be coming out in the twenty twenty
six twenty twenty seven season. They did do a movie
that was the one with zac Efron and the Rock
and Alexandra de Daria I think it's her name. I
don't remember, but that happened. So now this time they're like,
you know, let's just do this again. Let's just keep
it going and like have people be obsessed with the
red bathing suits.
Speaker 17 (47:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
The interesting part though, is if you think back to
like when the show was at its peak, but it
was an original Was it originally a show or a movie? Yeah,
David Hasselhoff, it was a show. Oh. And then also
like Pamela Anderson became really famous from that show.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
I thought it was originally a movie. This is why
they made like a remake of the movie.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
No.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh, interesting, originally a show. But it was like the
early nineties, and so like school, I don't know, there
was a different emphasis on bodies. I think we were
always appreciating good bodies. But I just wonder if they're
going to still love the idea of people being obsessed
with perfection.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, because I feel like we're starting to lean back
in that direction again, Like we have this whole positivity
a body positivity movement going on for a while, which
I hope we still have, like don't let that go away,
But it also kind of feels like there's we're leaning
back in towards like idolizing things that you don't necessarily
feel attainable. Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yeah, But a lot of times they like train and
stuff for those shows or movies, like they are on
strict diets for like months.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
I mean, they have personal trainers and they're working hard
and they definitely earned those bodies.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
But then they break it right after. So it's like
it's not something that you could really kind of like sustainable.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I am not trying to be a hater, but if
you have seen any of those actresses that were on
the show the first time around and what they look
like now, it's very different.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
It is very different.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Speaking of nostalgia, do you guys remember Toys r Us?
Speaker 8 (48:56):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Okay, So Toys r Us you can't hold them down.
They're coming back. Yeah, they are expanding their brick and
Mortar comeback by doubling the number of stores they currently
have in the US. Okay, and so they're going to
have about ten new flagship stores in twenty season holiday
pop up shops by the end of the year. I
don't know if that's the way to do it. I
just hopefully still have Jeffrey. You know, Jeffrey the Giraffe, right,
(49:19):
Jeffrey the Giraffe. I was thinking of, Yeah, that would
be a terrible mascot for toys. R us if if
I think you're thinking the same thing, I don't know
what you guys are talking about. I'm talking about a giraffe.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
And lastly, cancel.
Speaker 7 (49:37):
Good.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I was like that.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Before, what a toy?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I don't know what you're talking about. Better, just think
of Jeffries that you know. I don't really know anything
you've heard of. Yeah, famous Jeffries.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Oh you said that. I was like a toy, the
one with the files. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. And lastly,
Google is find your we announced well we've been searching
the most. It is that time of year where everybody
is searching for a banana bread and manza ball soup.
I love banana and specifically skinny banana bread. So if
(50:11):
you're wondering if it's says it's fall because you want to.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Eat the banana bread, but you don't want to feel.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Like crap after I too have been looking for bread.
I know, I love the skinny banana bread. Going back
to what I was just talking about in the very beginning. Anyway,
it's cool. We're all here. Love yourself. That's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Jewbles, dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Yes, I sure do this.
Speaker 9 (50:38):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 14 (50:39):
So recently I told my neighbors that I'm like a
world class baker. Ooh, and yeah, I know it doesn't
sound like that big a deal, but I'm actually making
money off them.
Speaker 10 (50:50):
Now I'm feeling kind of guilty about it.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
How are you making money off them?
Speaker 5 (50:55):
Well, we have it, yeah exactly.
Speaker 17 (50:57):
I know.
Speaker 14 (50:58):
Like I said, it's weird, but we have like a
little walk party a couple of weeks ago, and I got.
Speaker 9 (51:02):
A little tipsy and I.
Speaker 14 (51:04):
Don't know why, but I told them that I'm this
like really good baker, and they just decided to take
me up on it. And so they've asked me to
bake you know, some baked goods for them. I made
them up some cupcakes.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
I made them a.
Speaker 9 (51:17):
Couple of cakes. But I actually don't bake at all.
I have no idea how to bake.
Speaker 14 (51:22):
I actually go to this little dive bakery that's like
in my old neighborhood where I grew up. And so
I basically I'm like slipping baked goods to my neighbors
to make a little extra money.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
So you charge them more than what you buy them for.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I charge them much more than Yeah, that's pretty messed up,
but kind of awesome. What I mean.
Speaker 14 (51:41):
I think it's a win win, right, Like I'm helping
out a small business, but I'm also getting my neighbors
they want. I'm making a little piece on the stocks.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah, I mean everybody, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (51:51):
It's a dirty secret though, right, it's kind of I mean,
it feels kind.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Of wrong because technically you're stealing from your neighbors. Other
than that, I mean, also you're in the business.
Speaker 10 (52:00):
No, not really.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a win win for everybody.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yeah, I feel like I'm a little kind of one man. Effie, Well,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
For telling us your dirty little secret. Watch by Hew,
What's up? As the Jubell Show, A dirty Little secret,
you have one?
Speaker 5 (52:15):
I do?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 7 (52:19):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (52:20):
I live with my boyfriend and I just moved in
a couple of months ago, and we've been together for
a couple of years. But I found lingerie in his
bedroom whoa like a month ago? Okays, No, it's not mine.
So I'm like, oh, that he's cheating, and so I
keep his car. Oh and dale, but he.
Speaker 10 (52:42):
Doesn't know that I keep his car because he was
black out drunk.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
Oh.
Speaker 17 (52:47):
So he woke up the next morning and I confronted
him and I was like, I can't deal with this anymore.
Speaker 10 (52:52):
What is this? And he was confused because he thought
that that lingerie. He was like, is that yours? Because
I don't know whose it is.
Speaker 17 (52:59):
But then we remembered that his sister house up for
us when we went on a trip.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
And so it was a sister's lingerie.
Speaker 10 (53:07):
Yeah, it's a sister's lingerie. But I've never told him
I Keith's car.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
So he's still trying to figure out how to keep
his car.
Speaker 10 (53:17):
Yeah, he thinks he got a fight with someone while
he was blackout.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Oh great, well, hey, at least he's not cheating.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (53:25):
Yeah, well I'm glad I didn't keep cheat her into
his car because then.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
thanks for having Bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?
I don't understand why. So, if you haven't seen Twilight,
the vampires in that movie they twinkle in the sun. Yeah,
and I'm like, why are these dudes living in a
place where it's cloudy. If I could twinkle in the sun,
I'd be outside all day long, just twinkling with that.
That's why I want to be a vampire. I don't
really want to like to do the whole blood sucking thing,
but man, I want to twinkle when I only sign
so I have a lotion for that. See, those are
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the conversations you missed last week if you didn't hear
the check in with the Jubile show. Yeah, so what
we'll be talking about this week you'll find out when
we check in with the show and see what's going
on in our lives next.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So you will show again your hot is true.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You're bell and invited everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You The biggest gift would be from me, and the
cor detached would.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Say thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewbil Show is no different. It's the Jewel Show
with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi, And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who peers through our window from time to time
to ask a for a parrot. Squawky Balboa can narrate
a true crime podcast from our bookshelf, microphone setup, our
(01:22):
social media producer Gabby Hey. And then there's me. I'm
Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's the
time of week where we check in and see what's
going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with
you this week?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, I'm proud to tell you that I listened to
the K Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack in my car while
there's no child present. I've officially crossed over to being
a super fan. Now. I've talked to you guys about
this show before because I'm an auntie. My niece and
my nephew and I we have dance parties all the time.
So I had already heard the soundtrack because my nephew
loves it so much. But this last weekend, I finally
(01:55):
watched the movie and it's entirety. And I mean the
movie itself is like oh okay, it's just the soundtrack
that makes it so incredible. And then there's like a
good story about how everybody's different and all that kind
of stuff. But the best, best, best part of all
of this is how happy my niece and nephew were
that I said yes to watching K Pop Demon Hunters
(02:18):
with them. That's you, And like I'm having this whole
thing where like I'm feeling more validated by the love
that I get from my little niece and nephew Sasha
and Pryor than I do from getting likes from hot
guys on social media. Like, I don't know if I'm
ever going to get to be a mom, but do
you want to be I've always wanted to be. Okay,
(02:40):
They're just life, yeah, life, life be life. And but
it's so cool that these two little nuggets like have
my blood and like, you know, they kind of look
like me. So like if I don't ever get to then,
you know, we get to tell them, we get to
have K Pop Demon Hunters together, you know, and their
hugs are so much better than your likes, you suckers.
I'm talking. I'm talking to the hot people that are
(03:02):
still in my orbit that don't deserve to be there. Yeah,
That's who I'm talking to, not you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, Okay, Okay, now that they hit you up and
they're like, we could watch K pop?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I didn't say that, Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, guys, no one panic, No one panic. But this
past weekend I was out of town, and for some reason,
I don't know why I've been doing this, but every
time I go out of town, I tend to take
my passport just in case, because my head's like, what
have I got to flee? For no reason? There's nothing
I do that I would need to flee.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Like in case I need to leave the country.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You're just saying for like identification purposes, Well, you're actually
thinking about if you need to flee the country.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I don't know what I would need to flee
the country for. Do you have the real ID? I
thought that I do.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, no I do. I just so
I don't know why I bring it, but I take
with me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And then last night I was like, let's take it
out of my back so I'm not just walking around
with it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It is not my back back, can't it?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Where is that?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's what I'm taking it out.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Someone's not pretending to be Victoria and they fled the country.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
How much more would that be?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hopefully they go to Spain and enjoy their time. What
Victoria wants to do?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I steal your identity. There goes your soul Security number,
there goes all your money.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
But that's okay, but that's got on it my social
Security numbers, not on my passport.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I thought it was, was it? I don't think it is?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay? Maybe not, but I still feel like they can
steal your identity?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah you do, But honestly, is that kind of like
a compliment, like, Oh, I think I'm so pretty?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You want to steal my identity? I do think you
need to submit that somewhere? Is your address on as lost?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Look at that? It's our social media producer Gabby something
by Gabby, What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This week?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm upset this week, specifically about the Bachelor franchise because
they've completely ruined themselves. Well, so, they have Bachelor in Paradise,
which I.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Think is the best show on their franchise.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
It's so good and like the drama is usually good
and like the people are messy and it's awesome, and
they completely.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ruined it this season.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Why they do they made it Like, first of all,
they made it like a money prize at the end,
which completely changed like the dynamic between the people on
the show. Wait what Yeah, it was weird and like
so people weren't really there for like love or friendship,
like they're there for the money.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh my god, this is like that movie on Netflix,
The Wrong Paris kind of exactly like that.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
And then they also like had it they kind of
like made it kind of like Survivor, Like sometimes I
was watching it. I'm like, am I watching Survivor with.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Influencers right now?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
And like it just not it sucked.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You know it's bad when they ruined an already pretty
bad show. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Think it could get worse, but I was here for
the mess, Like I loved the mess, and now it's
like it's so messy that it's not even enjoyable anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I didn't know they did that. But that sucks.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's ah, that's okay, Well for you, or here's more, Messa.
What's going on with you?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm obsessed with something and I cannot stop thinking about
it and it's really bugging me. I'll tell you what
that is. In just a second. We Also, I'm excited
because my new song, The Messenger comes out this Friday.
So if you go to my TikTok and check it there,
you can hit the pre save link and pre save it.
It comes out this Friday, so I'm excited about dropping that.
I'm sure you check it out, download it wherever you
(06:25):
get your music. On Friday, I guess I go pre
save it. But the one thing that I am obsessed with,
I cannot stop thinking about it now. I'm not going
to do a spoiler for anybody who hasn't seen the show.
But I watched the last two episodes of the summer
I turned pretty sat with my girlfriend. She watches the show,
(06:49):
you know, and I was like, let me check it out. Well,
she showed me a scene from like a beach scene
where this girl was just cold to this dude named Conrad,
and so I was like, man, that's cold hearted. I
want to this show now. So I watched it. But
I watched the last episode of it, hi, And I
won't spoil anything for anybody, because you know, there's two
brothers that this girl has kind of like had a
(07:10):
relationship with both of them. One is Conrad, what's the
other Jeremiah Belly. I forget that he's name because screw
that guy, right. But anyway, but team Conrad. Another guy
she likes is Conrad. And there was a scene where
you saw Conrad with his shirt off.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That dude has such long armpit hair. Holy. I couldn't
think about anything else but how long his armpit hair is.
I was like, is this is this an episode of
a TV show or is this some weird kind of
shampoo commercial? The funniest the armpit hair is so long.
It is so distracting, and I just keep thinking about
(07:48):
how long it is. And I'm like, dude, if you're
gonna be taking your shirt off, trim the pit hair distracted?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I mean, I don't remember that part.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You've got to watch the show again. Then I guts
wait for the party. He takes his shirt off and
he lifts his arm up. I guess I wasn't looking
at his armpit hair when he took his shirt off.
I'm like, well, it looks like he's smuggling two national
parks under flock. There's that much foliage there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do you turn your arm their?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, I think every need to trim their armpit hair
with that, I'm totally that is very long and spindily.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, and you say you take a yours, and like, yeah,
you just trim it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, trim it's you know, okay, yeah, a little very distracting.
I don't even know what happened in the van. I
couldn't concentrate after that, and then I kept talking about
it and I kept getting I'm like, they didn't you
see his armpit hair though they be so long? Is
that an armpit or a community garden project?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Listen, I would be a gardener and not project.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I could only imagine what scene that was for, and
the fact that that is what you were bringing up.
In a scene like that, I'd be I would also
tell you to shush.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean, yeah, no, it's not the time.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I couldn't think. I might have ruined a little bit
of the episode for it because I just couldn't get
over the pit hair.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And I still can't. I think about it every day. Now,
are you serious? How are you? Why is I do
not trim this pit hair more than I it's just
nice and muscly.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh my gosh. So it's trimming the hair everywhere else
but not his armpin hair.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He's beautiful man, Chris Briney. Now I'm mad. Everyone I've
seen it except for me. It's great.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well, don't watch it because it'll ruin everything for you
because the armpit hair. Way, how did I ruin.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It on my armpit hair?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Then?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Whatever else is going.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
On when you look up and you go is that
a horsetail? And you be like, no, that's armpit hair.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's another jeubile phone frame, Morning on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hello, your kitchen aesthetic needs to be changed just a
little bit if you don't mind.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Sorry this that's on there?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Is this Colton?
Speaker 11 (10:05):
Oh there's like a halloween thing.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean by that.
My near is Juniper and I'm a real estate agent
who's selling the house next door to yours.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh okay, how's that going?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Just getting started? And I got your number because I
wanted to call you and go over something that might
be affecting the purchase of the home that I'm selling.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Okay, I'm happy to help.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Sorry about that, just it's the aesthetic in your kitchen
that I wanted to talk about it.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Are you No, we're not selling you're selling next door?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yes, yes, saying.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Do you think they can see inside our kitchen from
the neighbors?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well, I like to make sure that I do my
do diligence when I'm selling you property, pot and and
so I've been watching.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
It's so hard to hear you.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
There's a lot of stuff on the background.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm so sorry about that. Hold on, let me stumble
things around. I was just moving some things around. But
as I was saying, I've been staying in the house
making sure that everything is right so that we can
get it sold. And I've been watching to see what
views are possible from each window, and I can see
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right into.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Your living room and your kitchen.
Speaker 11 (11:45):
I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Over there.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh? I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
What did that sound in the background.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm just moving some things around, is all okay?
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Well?
Speaker 11 (11:59):
Are you hauling you to ask me something?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Or are you moving things around?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Willing to ask you if you'll change the layout of
your kitchen and your living room just until we get
it sold, because the aesthetic is not going well with
what I've got planned for the inside of them.
Speaker 11 (12:16):
I'm actually happy with how my kitchen is set up.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Just move that there?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
What what are you doing hit here.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh, I'm just moving some things around?
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Is all?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Take you right here?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm sorry I was conves distracted with the The table's
very heavy. I'm sure you know that it's so heavy.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Move this over here?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Are you nuse.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Will define what you mean?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Question yes or no?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
I called me about wanting to maybe redesign my house
or something, and I hear you moving things?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
So are you moving things in my house?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I think maybe I should be honest with you, Colton.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
I think you should because you better be moving things
in the house you're selling and not in the neighbor's house,
which is my house.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well, I guess if you were to look at it,
I'm moving things for the house i'm selling. But yes,
I'm in your living room and kitchen right now.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
Just yet, get get out of my living room. You
get out of my living room right you have no
right to be there. Over here, I'm going to set
up the alarm system in my house right now. I
don't know why it is turned off. I'm going to
turn it on and the cops will be there shortly.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I had to cut the wires.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
What what the literal? I'm calling the cops. I'm calling
the cops right now. I'm going to hang up the phone.
You're going to jail, you little Okay, you a little
creepy weird man who thinks you can let themselves into
any house you want just because.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You have a real estate life.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Hey Colton, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife set
you up.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
What the hell it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
She said the house next door is being sold and
she wanted to creep you out.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It is being sold.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
And we just had a conversation last night because I
thought the real pation was like coming and going a little.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Late, and I was like, you weird.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
Oh wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Franks, It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
So there's an update on the Coldplay affair couple. Remember
those two the astronomers Ceo and Kristen who was working
there closely with him. Anyway, a source close to both
of them is now coming out and saying, if you
believe that you saw a couple having an affair on
that JumboTron, shame on you, because because according to the source,
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they're just friends.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
What what.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I'm sorry, often hold my friends that same way on us.
I slink off into the back and look all embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That is so, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
That's dumb to say this bar out of like the
story coming out, like you're trying to be relevant at
this point.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Really after the fact.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, and this source isn't like it's not using their
name or anything, so it's not like they're trying to
get fame. Or maybe they are, or maybe these people
are really good doing some pr spin to trying to
save themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There's a little gas lighting to me.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It seems it's too far after the fact to do,
like to do a pr spin, Like if you wanted
to do it, you shouldn't it right after it came out.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, it's probably just because you don't remember how the
video actually was because it was so long ago. But
if you remember they were just standing next to each other.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's super gas lights. Yeah, that's what they would do
because their whole thing is they're still experiencing the downfall
from that. So we're all over it. It's a new news cycle.
But they don't have jobs, they've lost their family, all
of these things so they're like, it's just unfair.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I mean that does suck? It does it does? I mean, however,
they are at their job. I think should be separate. Right,
cheating okay, but that doesn't if it doesn't affect their job.
In that instance, it was with a coworker, so that
could affect their job, but in getting a new job. Like,
all right, so I know that you've cheated on your
spouse before, but are you gonna cheat on the company? Yeah? Right, Like,
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are you you can do a good job as a
CEO of this company? Like if you do that, it's
not illegal to cheat, it's definitely immoral or whatever.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Well, and a lot of.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Those types of companies have like like morality clauses. That's
why they got fired. But you're right as far as
hiring them again, Yeah, damn.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I always wanted to think of the fact that it's like,
why are you spending so much money on like a
Coldplay concert? Like take like your side girlfriend whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But then it's like, dang, you really took a current
s out of your wife. Also, that's going to really hurt,
Like that's going to dig in and you spend money
on that, Well, people that knew them were around them too,
just being like.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh god, I know, and all the people that are
around them were also acting awkward. That's what happens when
friends get caught on gam Yikes.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's not funny, but also kind of funny because that's
not what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
If I had a company, I would definitely hire one
of them. Yeah, that's a great press were talking about
your brand. That's true.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No one knew of the other company even existed before this.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Happened, exactly.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I still don't really understand what they do, but I
don't either. We'll figure it out eventually. Meanwhile, speaking of relationships,
I don't think that this is just going to be
for dating relationships. I think it's all in general. However,
they're calling it a new dating term and it's called
dry bagging. So dry bagging is a manipulation tactic where
if you are with somebody, and it's also ways to
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post on social media. So again I don't think it's
just while you're dating. But it's like if you're taking
out the trash and you're like, well, this is cool,
I wish somebody else would take out the trash, or
oh I could really use some money, but whatever, I
just will skip out on eating out tonight. But there
were types of things. Yeah, but it's called dry begging.
So I guess it's like you're begging for attention by
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being as aggressive with someone you're dating, specifically with somebody
you're dating. But I think it I think it goes
across the board.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, that's like just so annoying. Though if someone said
that around me, like, oh, someone else would take out
the trash I'd be like just say, what's weird?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm gonna go it's weird because I made a wish
that someone would just a few minutes ago, and now
here you are with the trash bag. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But also cool. Yeah, that's what's trend.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Selena is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Marcus.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if it tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Selena, how long
has it been since you heard from Marcus?
Speaker 10 (18:44):
Hey? So about a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Okay, have you been trying to get a hold of
him or was the last time you guys talked on
your date?
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Yeah, I mean last time that we talked him on
the date. Afterwards, you know, I text him, Hey, I
had a great time and you were back. Yeah, me too,
And you know, during the date, everything was awesome. So
I assumed that we'd go on another date.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I mean, yeah, one would if it was good.
Speaker 14 (19:10):
Right.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
It was amazing.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
We like went for like this midnight mini golf and
arcade night at like the retro game lounge, you know,
and I'm talking neon lights. He's downtrack, pumped in spice cocktails,
you know, the best and and honestly it was marcusistic.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
So I was like, all right, this guy's got a
great vibe. He also has like this low key, you know,
bookish charm but still wear sneakers like I don't know,
he's like about to start a dance.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Battle like swag.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
I'm so into that exactly, and like he's got a
great laugh Like I mean, he was awesome, this really
great guy.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, so why do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 13 (19:55):
Well, so when we were at the arcade, we were
like doing this, you know, best of three air hockey challenge,
and honestly, I got way.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
Too into it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
This sounds so lovely I can't even imagine.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
So so then they don't know land strength.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
And you know, at match point, I launched the puck
so hard it literally ricocheted, smacked the ceiling clam and
definitely went right into someone's nachas. Oh tagget hot cheese everywhere?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, but I mean is that a reason to ghost you?
Speaker 10 (20:35):
I don't think so. You know, Marcus like doubled over laughing,
was even high five to me.
Speaker 13 (20:40):
And then you know, we spent like an hour, you know,
talking about vintage pinball tips like it was I don't know,
I was thinking about like, you know, this is the
kind of night that you tell your grandkids about, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, so then where was the issue?
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Well, I don't know, Like we texted a little bit
after the beat and then he like completely disappeared.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, okay, so you actually were texting after the date.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Yeah, like a little bit, nothing crazy, but like, is
it because I'm frequently strong and like, yeah, maybe you.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Guys just some stuff after like a little bit.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
But nothing like a little bit of a makeout. But
I thought that I was there, but maybe she's obviously
not into it anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, Well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and see if ho tell us why is ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, thank
you so much. Get your first day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first date follow up
and if you're just joining us, Selena is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Marcus.
So we're about to call him and see if it
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tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Selena, why don't you break
down your date again first, real quick?
Speaker 13 (21:51):
So basically this awesome cars date and we ended up
going to this really cool retro arcade and we played
you know, Best of three air Hockey and I hit
to pack way too harsh, rats not Joe's. I don't
know my own strings, but I thought we were laughing
about it, and now he's pretty much ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All right, Well, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Please?
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Hello, Hi, man, speak to Marcus. Please.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
This is Marcus. How can I hope you?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Hey Marcus, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Hi Marcus.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'm Nina and Victoria and my name is Jule.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I know you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, Well, now we know you Marcus went something.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I must have won something.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It's possible you could have won something. This is the
first Day follow up. You know the segment where if
you go out with someone and you go some they
email us to call you and find out why.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah, I've heard of this. I've heard of this show.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, yeah, no, but you did go somebody? Oh yeah,
So any idea who you're ghosting?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Hello, you're just laughing about it, Marcus. Who are you coasting?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I feel like I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Uhlena, Yes, it is Selena. She told us about your date.
We talked to her a little bit. She said she
really likes you. But now you're not calling her back.
You mind telling us why?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, minigolf date.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Uh, I gotta say the day was great and and
and she's she's pretty and and I just like she
dressed like my mom, Like uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Minol did you say mini golf date.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah, we went to like Neon minigolf eighties.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
It was like an arcade place.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I mean I went to
Minnigo with someone else that that was a arcade night, right.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, are we still talking about the same person?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Oh yeah, nah, chose she like we were playing knock
hockey and she kind of hit the knock hockey.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Thing into it doesn't It was like a kind of
a mess.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But okay, okay, but that's not why you're ghosting her.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
No, she dressed like my mom.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
She dressed like your mom.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah, it was kind of a turn off. I like,
everything was great, but then she were the top.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It was like my mom, So your mom has the
same top that she was wearing.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
It was like exactly the same top.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
And I was like, oh gosh, it's my mom.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I was just gonna say sometimes things just like turn
me off. And that was kind of it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay, But you guys kissed and stuff.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
Huh Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
And when I was kissing her, I kind of felt
like I was kissed with my mom.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, all right, probably better not to go back there then.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah, I don't know, would you date someone that dressed
like your mom.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
I don't know, or your dad's pretty.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It depends. I don't think it would bother me, but
I don't know if it's a deal break.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Did she act like your mom too?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
No, she didn't.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
She was fun.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
It was fun.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
It was just like I said, it's just a little
thing like that can make a break deal. It's like
a deal breaker for me.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I guess it's like you're playing air hockeyed.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Everything was great, But I don't know. You guys don't
have like little.
Speaker 15 (25:24):
Things that bother you when something goes not the way
you planned.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I guess. I just I don't know how your
mom dresses, so I don't know if it was bad
or good.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
I don't know, like mom's like, Oh, I don't know
the tom just targeting mom section.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, all right, well Marcus, thank you for telling us.
I will let you know that Selena is actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Oh okay, hello, yeah Hi, so.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Oh yeah, great taste. You got her mom's taste.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
I think that's ridiculous. He goes to me over this.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
It's in sade.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I don't know, like if you if I dress like
your your dad. Would you be into that?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Okay? No, but I wouldn't hold it against you.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Okay, So you you wouldn't date your dad or you wouldn't.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
I'm not trying to My.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Mom just escalated. It's not the same thing.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Okay, markets I am not It's not the same thing.
I'm not your mom. Okay, Look, I'm going to send
your picture right now of me wearing something else.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
You can race that image of me and your mom
pops away from your break.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
We had a vibe.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You're sending him a picture.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Okay, sentence that thought be good? Oh what?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Oh wow? Okay, So like my mom has that bra too.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
By the way, now you're lying. Okay. Also, how do
you know what kind of brought your mama?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Ye's weird. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
It's all in her laundry room. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
Okay, Okay, basically, do you like what you see or not?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Oh? I mean, yeah, you're you're beautiful to be fair
like you rock. I want to be fair.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
You rock the top that my mom wears way better
than my mom.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
Okay, all right, well now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Oh come on, guys, end up marrying women like their
moms anyway.
Speaker 10 (27:39):
So this will be a hilarious story one day.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Maybe sure.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
And you know what, I bet your mom's not sending
pictures like that to your dad.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
No, I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 15 (27:53):
But h oh yeah, I don't want to think about that.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Marcus. Would you like to go on another day with Selena?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 14 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (28:01):
I mean, well I kind of have to go, Like
I've got a coffee date right now, so I kind
of have to go.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
A date right now.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah. I just want to say, good luck.
Speaker 15 (28:14):
You're gonna do like really great out there.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Thank you everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Where are you going?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I'll have a date?
Speaker 13 (28:23):
Okay, all right, you really just give me that you'll
do great out.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
There like a sports I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
Whatever, you know, I just sent that picture to someone else.
And actually I'm going to go on a coffee date
nowt wow to waste my time. So I'm going to
do your coffee and probably give it a bunch.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, Okay, what just happened, Jules first date fall up?
Speaker 16 (28:56):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling incoherent response. Were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Everyone in this room is now dumber.
Speaker 16 (29:13):
For having listened to it. I award you no points
and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
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Speaker 4 (29:42):
You know how dumb something has to be, to be
like the most insanely dumb thing someone has ever heard,
to be pretty freaking funny.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, so you get that a lot with you in
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next the Juble Show.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Five worn dresses with higher IQs but you think you're
an intellectual, don't you. Ape.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for comedian Felipe Sparsa tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm good? How about you?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Jubo, I'm great? Thank you for asking? Are you ready
to see if you can be Victoria?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Yes, I'm gonna. I'm ready to sweep before with her.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You gotta tell her Max, I just have to ask
how old are you? Why do we have to ask?
Speaker 10 (30:41):
I'm eleven?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So all right, Love, let's go.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Man.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Shouldn't you be in school?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Max?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What class's supposed to be in right now?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (30:49):
I mean I'm on the way to score right now?
So like, yeah, technically three pass?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well, this is like extracritic. Really, this is where Max
takes you to school. All right, Victoria out of the
studio and Max, here we go. While she's leaving, the
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
(31:15):
to win? Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Max,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
The Social Media Ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
For what.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Cancer treatment.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
When was Minecraft created?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
I should know this?
Speaker 13 (31:34):
Want to play it?
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Pass?
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Why is the sky blue because of the ozone layer?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
True or false? Solid ice is less dense than liquid
water in SpongeBob SquarePants? What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 7 (31:51):
All pass?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Bring Victoria back if I can get her attention. She's
looking at her phone.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
What all right?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Victoria is coming back in studio? And Max? While Victoria's
coming back into the studio and getting your headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you. Yeah, what would
a raccoon DJ name itself?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Ooh, I like it?
Speaker 7 (32:14):
DJ Garbage.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Was quick man? All right, here we go thirty seconds ans.
There's many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and Victoria. You have to beat Max
outright to win?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay, okay, but Nina's laughing.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Max, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 10 (32:34):
Ready set, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
The social media ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness for what fail us. When was Minecraft created?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Ye? Five?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Why is the sky blue? What? It's pretty?
Speaker 17 (32:50):
Don't?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I don't know?
Speaker 15 (32:51):
Next?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Sure or false? Solid ice is less dense than liquid
water in SpongeBob SquarePants. What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Oh, my gosh, his wife Recca.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
What type of blood type is known as the universal donor? Oh?
What country was Shakespeare from?
Speaker 12 (33:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Narnia?
Speaker 13 (33:17):
No, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm going a big one. Just big one is a
big one.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Now, Okay, your time is severely up.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
London.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, that's not it. That's not a country. That's not
I don't all right, Well let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Gabby Max didn't get any correct and Victoria somehow got
two and a half.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh Max, I'm shocked. I'm surprised.
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Yeah, you do know, I'm playcraft. I should have known that.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Man, I'll never forget. Now Victoria did win. But you
two get comedian Felipe's bars the tickets just for playing.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Yep, all right,
let's get the answers now with Nina the ice challenge
was originally started to raise money and awareness for als.
Minecraft was created in two thousand and nine. The sky
is blue because of the Rayleigh scattering gases in the
atmosphere scattered sunlight in all directions, blue light has shorter,
choppier wavelengths. I don't I don't really understand that, but
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that's that's why it is true. Solid ice is less
dense than liquid water. SpongeBob SquarePants his wife were Plankton's
wife's Karen. The universal is oh negative. And then Shakespeare's
(34:38):
from England. Where did you say he was from London?
Speaker 15 (34:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Well, that's like I think I meant to say England,
but London is the first name that came in my head.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, but at least I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, all right, Max? Do you feel prepared for school now?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
To today?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Thank you for playing, Max, have a great day.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Thank you Ci.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Max.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
We play at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play, all you have to do
is d m us at the Jubile Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com and you two could be
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Speaker 2 (35:22):
Why you don't ever want to say that it's time
to catch a cheater.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Only On the.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Jubil Show, Tate is on the phone today for to
catch a teeter and he thinks that his girlfriend of
two years named Bella might be messing around, so we'll
see if we can help him out. Tate, Sorry, you
have to come on the show this way. Both up.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
What's going on? Why do you think that Bella is
cheating on you?
Speaker 9 (35:42):
Well, I don't know she is. I mean, we've been
together like two years.
Speaker 15 (35:49):
This is like the most serious relationship either one of
us could have had.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
You know, we moved in right out of college. But
it's been cool. Un even used.
Speaker 15 (35:59):
To like go to bed at the same time as
someone or you know, we're just kind of all figuring
it out.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
You know, we've never lived not.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
At like our parents' house or the dorm or whatever,
so this is we're trying to be grown ups over here.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's exciting.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (36:17):
So, I know Bella has been out with like a
lot of people in the past, and that's fine. I
mean I have too. She's probably been out with more
people than I have, but I'm literally the first guy
she's been with for more than a year. So I'm
her like, longest term relationship, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Generally good?
Speaker 7 (36:41):
But I don't know.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
I just worry sometimes she feels it feels like maybe
she's bored with like the domestic light state. Like I said,
we're young. We just we just kind of moved in
and we love being with each other. I love being
with her, but I just worry that, you know, it's
feeling like too much for her.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Maybe did anything happen that makes you think she might
be looking outside your relationship.
Speaker 15 (37:08):
Well, she doesn't complain, you know, it's not like I
cage her in. She can know where she wants to
do what she wants to do. But like she lately,
she's just been doing.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
This one weird thing.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
The last month or so, she's been going to the
grocery store at night, like for all things, but we'll
need one thing. Maybe we don't even need it, but
she's just like I gotta go go to the grocery
store and she's out for hours, you know, Like she'll
go for a loaf of bread or bananas or something
and she comes back an hour and a half.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Later with all banana.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
I'm like, you know what, what's happening.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
What is this and she says like, oh.
Speaker 15 (37:49):
I didn't find the righte bananas or you know, God knows,
like I just kind of have to drop it, I guess.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
I mean, she she.
Speaker 15 (37:57):
Can be kind of flighty, especially if she's doesn't take
her adder all.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
But I mean, I was gonna say, it's not that
weird to go shopping at night, because it's kind of
the best time to go to the grocery store because
nobody's there and you can get in and out. But
if she's coming back with nothing.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
And then going every yeah, I can't find banana again,
You're like, what kind of banana are you.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Looking for it? That was my question. Sorry, that doesn't
have anything tape.
Speaker 15 (38:23):
It's happened more than once that she goes out for
a long time, like much longer than whatever it would be.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
You know, like how fast can you grab a loaf of.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
Bread in two minutes? So it's clearly.
Speaker 15 (38:37):
Something is happening, and I just I hope it's nothing bad.
You know, I'd be sad if she feels like bored
of her life with me.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, I mean, that is weird that she goes and
then comes back with basically nothing.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I mean, if you're gonna lie, though, wouldn't you be
better at it? Because that feels so negligent as far
as lies go.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Yeah, I mean, at least come back with a trunk
full of grocries.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Right right single time.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well, we'll see if we can help you out. You
already told us what grocery store she's a rewards member at,
So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and tell her that she's this month's big winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all ran, All right, Well play a song, come back
and get you to catch a cheeter next. Right in
(39:27):
the middle of to catch a Cheeter if you're just
joining us at Tate is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend, Bella of two years might be
messing around, and we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
member at, and say that every single month we choose
one lucky rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends
those to Tate or to somebody else. But before we
(39:47):
do that, Tate, why don't you catch us up on
your situation.
Speaker 15 (39:50):
Yeah, lately Bella has been going out to the grocery
store at night, supposedly to the grocery store. She's gone
for a long while and doesn't come back with any grocery.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
That's totally weird.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, yeah, that is weird. All right, man, are you
ready for us to call her?
Speaker 9 (40:08):
Really?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card number named Bella. Hi, Hi, Bella,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Okay, win,
winner of what the flowers?
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody
that they want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to whoever you want.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Oh wow, okay, Oh this is that's great. That's great.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Well, okay, here's how it works. I can take down
the information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
I know exactly who I want to sell. I'm so excited, right, actually,
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
First thing, I will need to just be the name,
first and last of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Sure, sure her.
Speaker 9 (41:17):
Name is Sarah?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, I think you know how to spell that?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
All right, Sarah? And is there anything you want to
put on a card?
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Oh, the other night was so amazing. I miss you.
I've never felt this. Oh wait, that's too much. That's
too much. How much I love you so much? It's
so special to me.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I can put that down, and I guess before I
ask for the address, I'll just let you know that
this is actually a radio show. It's a jewel show.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
My name's Jewel. Yeah, I'm Nina, I'm Victoria, and we're.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
A segment on the show called to Catch a Cheater
or if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see you they send flowers to and your
boyfriend Tate is actually on the phone.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
What's going on? I don't. I don't believe you. I
don't this is some prank call?
Speaker 9 (42:05):
Who is Sarah, what is happening, Tate.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
I this is some kind of prank call. I know
that it's a She's a friend. She's a friend, very
close friend. Where we just met and we're just really
close friends.
Speaker 9 (42:22):
What happened the other night?
Speaker 13 (42:23):
What are you?
Speaker 9 (42:24):
What are you setting your flowers for? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 7 (42:28):
This is this is just women like celebrating women and
we've just met and it's sort of a you know,
a special relationship that I gives me space so I can,
you know, be more present with you because I can
go and and you know, we like we do yoga
and a lot of yoga, and we well, we bond
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and there there is a lot of intimacy, but it's
it's not it's not sexual. It's weird friends friends. She's
my best I love her. Didn't you just say the
other night was mind blowing? We have we just had
a special night of like, can you don't understand how
women are Guys aren't like this. Women are very close,
We're intimate or emotional and we had a we had
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a great night with Ella.
Speaker 9 (43:18):
Are you going to see this person? Tell me you're
going to food stores?
Speaker 7 (43:24):
I have not been gone that long and I have bought,
I bought, I bought mints one night, and I have
You don't see everything I have in my bag?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Are you lying? Bella?
Speaker 7 (43:35):
Not not lying? I'm just trying to explain because I
don't want to hurt I love Tate. Tate, I love you.
I don't want to hurt your feelings. I don't. I
didn't know how to explain that I have this really
close friendship, that's all.
Speaker 15 (43:48):
You can't explain having a friend. What kind of friendship?
Can't you explain? Why would you be keeping secret friends
for me? Where where we so we're supposed to live together?
Why would you be sneaking off her a bread?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Tate?
Speaker 5 (44:02):
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
This is not a place to have this conversation. And
these people are not They're not on your side. I'm
on your side.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
I want to that they don't you know? This is
very personal. This is very personal, and Sarah is a
very you know, private person.
Speaker 9 (44:22):
I are you coming out?
Speaker 7 (44:28):
Sexuality is fluid, doluid, and it's I mean, this is
a very like tender special. I love you, Tate.
Speaker 9 (44:40):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
I love our apartment and you know we just moved
in and we're I'm just exploring some things, and it
doesn't count.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
The woman you've been beating on me.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It doesn't count as a woman.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
How does it count? How does it count? It's a woman,
it's not a man. Are the only man for me?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Unless that's a role you guys have where you can
have women and he's the only man.
Speaker 15 (45:04):
But if you're youking out of the house to go
fool around with other people.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
In talent, this is not the place to have this conversation.
You don't I love you, I love you. This is
not the way I wanted to I was not thinking
when all of a sudden, these are strangers was asking me,
calling me names, call me a liar, and I'm just
call you said I was lying.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I asked you why you were lying. That doesn't mean
I didn't call you a liar.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Oh my god, lady. That's the thing I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Man, you have a friend that's intimate to Now you're experimenting,
so I'm not really sure what to tell you.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
Well of experimenting, it's love.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Love, It is love.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Now I really love with this other person.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Are you homophobic?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I don't think that has anything to do with it.
I think he's your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Well, talk about deflection hate.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
I really think you're being you know, I have ADHD,
I have a lot going on. The moon is been full,
I have love going on. This is unfair.
Speaker 9 (46:06):
We're gonna have to move out. We're gonna have to
find new places to live.
Speaker 7 (46:11):
I mean, what are we doing that? That's crazy, that's
so crazy. You're really overreacting.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
You're overreacting up and some other woman.
Speaker 7 (46:23):
That's not what we do, Tate. It's called love.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Love is love.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
I have freedom.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
We'll let you guys discuss a more detail on your
own time.
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Tate.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
At least you got your answer.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
Sorry, man, Tate, I love you, Tate. Don't listen to them.
These are not serious people.
Speaker 9 (46:42):
I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely
was not this.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yes, all right, man, Well I hope you guys get
it figured out. Tate.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Sorry, man, let us know if you need anything.
Speaker 9 (46:53):
Okay, the Double.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Shows to catch a cheater. It's time trending and get
ready for a whole new generation of oiled up men
and women running around in red bathing suits.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
No, thank you, Fox is bringing back Baywatch. Wait, like,
didn't they try making a TV show is it a
show or a movie?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
This one is going to be a TV show that
is going to be coming out in the twenty twenty
six twenty twenty seven season. They did do a movie
that was the one with zac Efron and the Rock
and Alexandra de Daria I think it's her name. I
don't remember, but that happened. So now this time they're like,
you know, let's just do this again. Let's just keep
it going and like have people be obsessed with the
red bathing suits.
Speaker 17 (47:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
The interesting part though, is if you think back to
like when the show was at its peak, but it
was an original Was it originally a show or a movie? Yeah,
David Hasselhoff, it was a show. Oh. And then also
like Pamela Anderson became really famous from that show.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
I thought it was originally a movie. This is why
they made like a remake of the movie.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
No.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh, interesting, originally a show. But it was like the
early nineties, and so like school, I don't know, there
was a different emphasis on bodies. I think we were
always appreciating good bodies. But I just wonder if they're
going to still love the idea of people being obsessed
with perfection.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, because I feel like we're starting to lean back
in that direction again, Like we have this whole positivity
a body positivity movement going on for a while, which
I hope we still have, like don't let that go away,
But it also kind of feels like there's we're leaning
back in towards like idolizing things that you don't necessarily
feel attainable. Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yeah, But a lot of times they like train and
stuff for those shows or movies, like they are on
strict diets for like months.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
I mean, they have personal trainers and they're working hard
and they definitely earned those bodies.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
But then they break it right after. So it's like
it's not something that you could really kind of like sustainable.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I am not trying to be a hater, but if
you have seen any of those actresses that were on
the show the first time around and what they look
like now, it's very different.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
It is very different.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Speaking of nostalgia, do you guys remember Toys r Us?
Speaker 8 (48:56):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Okay, So Toys r Us you can't hold them down.
They're coming back. Yeah, they are expanding their brick and
Mortar comeback by doubling the number of stores they currently
have in the US. Okay, and so they're going to
have about ten new flagship stores in twenty season holiday
pop up shops by the end of the year. I
don't know if that's the way to do it. I
just hopefully still have Jeffrey. You know, Jeffrey the Giraffe, right,
(49:19):
Jeffrey the Giraffe. I was thinking of, Yeah, that would
be a terrible mascot for toys. R us if if
I think you're thinking the same thing, I don't know
what you guys are talking about. I'm talking about a giraffe.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
And lastly, cancel.
Speaker 7 (49:37):
Good.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I was like that.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Before, what a toy?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I don't know what you're talking about. Better, just think
of Jeffries that you know. I don't really know anything
you've heard of. Yeah, famous Jeffries.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Oh you said that. I was like a toy, the
one with the files. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. And lastly,
Google is find your we announced well we've been searching
the most. It is that time of year where everybody
is searching for a banana bread and manza ball soup.
I love banana and specifically skinny banana bread. So if
(50:11):
you're wondering if it's says it's fall because you want to.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Eat the banana bread, but you don't want to feel.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Like crap after I too have been looking for bread.
I know, I love the skinny banana bread. Going back
to what I was just talking about in the very beginning. Anyway,
it's cool. We're all here. Love yourself. That's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Jewbles, dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Yes, I sure do this.
Speaker 9 (50:38):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 14 (50:39):
So recently I told my neighbors that I'm like a
world class baker. Ooh, and yeah, I know it doesn't
sound like that big a deal, but I'm actually making
money off them.
Speaker 10 (50:50):
Now I'm feeling kind of guilty about it.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
How are you making money off them?
Speaker 5 (50:55):
Well, we have it, yeah exactly.
Speaker 17 (50:57):
I know.
Speaker 14 (50:58):
Like I said, it's weird, but we have like a
little walk party a couple of weeks ago, and I got.
Speaker 9 (51:02):
A little tipsy and I.
Speaker 14 (51:04):
Don't know why, but I told them that I'm this
like really good baker, and they just decided to take
me up on it. And so they've asked me to
bake you know, some baked goods for them. I made
them up some cupcakes.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
I made them a.
Speaker 9 (51:17):
Couple of cakes. But I actually don't bake at all.
I have no idea how to bake.
Speaker 14 (51:22):
I actually go to this little dive bakery that's like
in my old neighborhood where I grew up. And so
I basically I'm like slipping baked goods to my neighbors
to make a little extra money.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
So you charge them more than what you buy them for.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I charge them much more than Yeah, that's pretty messed up,
but kind of awesome. What I mean.
Speaker 14 (51:41):
I think it's a win win, right, Like I'm helping
out a small business, but I'm also getting my neighbors
they want. I'm making a little piece on the stocks.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah, I mean everybody, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (51:51):
It's a dirty secret though, right, it's kind of I mean,
it feels kind.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Of wrong because technically you're stealing from your neighbors. Other
than that, I mean, also you're in the business.
Speaker 10 (52:00):
No, not really.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a win win for everybody.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yeah, I feel like I'm a little kind of one man. Effie, Well,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
For telling us your dirty little secret. Watch by Hew,
What's up? As the Jubell Show, A dirty Little secret,
you have one?
Speaker 5 (52:15):
I do?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 7 (52:19):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (52:20):
I live with my boyfriend and I just moved in
a couple of months ago, and we've been together for
a couple of years. But I found lingerie in his
bedroom whoa like a month ago? Okays, No, it's not mine.
So I'm like, oh, that he's cheating, and so I
keep his car. Oh and dale, but he.
Speaker 10 (52:42):
Doesn't know that I keep his car because he was
black out drunk.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
Oh.
Speaker 17 (52:47):
So he woke up the next morning and I confronted
him and I was like, I can't deal with this anymore.
Speaker 10 (52:52):
What is this? And he was confused because he thought
that that lingerie. He was like, is that yours? Because
I don't know whose it is.
Speaker 17 (52:59):
But then we remembered that his sister house up for
us when we went on a trip.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
And so it was a sister's lingerie.
Speaker 10 (53:07):
Yeah, it's a sister's lingerie. But I've never told him
I Keith's car.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
So he's still trying to figure out how to keep
his car.
Speaker 10 (53:17):
Yeah, he thinks he got a fight with someone while
he was blackout.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Oh great, well, hey, at least he's not cheating.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (53:25):
Yeah, well I'm glad I didn't keep cheat her into
his car because then.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
thanks for having Bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?
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