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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is just in.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the Jewble Show. Shocking news out of NASA. They've
unveiled the ten newest members of this Astronaut Core, and
none of them is Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
How easy it is to make up news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a new story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a fake news story that people actually believed or
a real one. It's always fun and always very hard
to tell what's real and fake news facts. And we'll
go over it next. It's the Juble Show. Breaking news
(00:37):
right here on the Jewbel Show. Samsung will start showing
ads on refrigerators now. A rep for the company said
that it's not about technology. They're just tired of seeing
those kids terrible drawings. See how easy it his great
fake news? And that's why every single week we bring
you the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news story from the week
(00:58):
that's gone viral and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first story
for real news or fake news. Drunken man happy to
be home after joining his own search party. Drunken man
happy to be home after joining his own search party.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here is the story.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search
party and looked for himself for hours before he realized
that he was the target of the rescue mission. According
to the local media reports, a fifty year old man
from a rural region in Turkey was out drinking with
his friends when he wandered off into a nearby forest
and didn't return. Worried about him, friends then alerted authorities,
(01:40):
who set up a search and rescue mission to find him.
According to the Turkish TV channel NTV, when the news
of the missing man got out, efforts to find him
intensified in nearby neighborhoods, with a large group of volunteers
joining in the mission. The search party was calling out
his name for hours, including the man who was calling
out his own the name. It's unclear how he found
(02:05):
himself in his own search party, or how his friends
didn't realize that he was right next to them the
whole time looking for himself. Police were able to safely
escort him to his home, and this is the first
time a missing person has joined their own rescue mission.
In twenty twelve, in Asian tourists who went missing in
Iceland was also found in her own search party after
she reportedly failed to recognize her own description.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina,
I'm going to go with real. But here's why.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have two Turkish uncles and in Turkey there's a
liquor called Rocky that they drink.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And it is next level.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It takes you places. When I see my uncles and
my daddy drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Rocky, you know, to just high.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, so this guy totally joined his own search party.
As far as the girl's concerned, body dysmorphia is real,
so you may not actually understand.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Your own dis reasoning. Okay, Yeah, that's all real to me.
I'm gonna say real. That's just way too funny fake.
It is a real news story. All actually happened. If
you want a good night, I'm telling you drink responsibly.
Try some Rocky. All right. Your next news story for
real news or fake news?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The segment where I give you a new story from
the week that's gone viral and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real one or
a fake one that people actually believed. Is this local
squirrel celebrity mister Nettingham goes nuts and terrorizes residents. Local
squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham, untended, goes nuts and terrorizes residence.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
One California town is on high alert when a beloved
squirrel they call mister Nuttingham, who has gone from furry, lovable,
little tweaker like animal to ferociously aggressive and has already
attacked two of the town's residents. One of the people
who is a victim of mister Nuttingham, said that she
was enjoying a peaceful walk while eating a bag of Dorito's.
(03:54):
She says that the animal then launched himself out of
a nearby tree, landed on her shoulder, and bit her
on the ear lobeuntil she dropped the.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Bag of chips.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
At this point, he jumped off, grabbed the bag of
Nacho She's Doritos, and then lunched at her until she
backed up about twenty feet, and then proceeded to lay
on his back while eating the chips and stopping occasionally
to make angry squeaking sounds toward her. Animal Control has
posted warning signs in the town saying a warning attack
(04:22):
squirrel in the area, please don't snack openly. They said
that due to the residence feeding mister Nuttingham over time,
it's grown to expect food from everybody who passes him,
and if he doesn't get it, he will attack.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is this a real new story or a fake news story?
I am the.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Squirrel hanger is a real emotion, and if this little
nutjob wants what he wants, yeah, I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Little angry squirrel Victoria is a real new story or
of fake I think this is real?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Also, Victoria, you're angry local squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham goes
nuts and terrorizes residents.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Is a real news story that's actually happening, Victory Damien.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Here is your next headline for real news or fake news?
The segment where I give you a news story from
the week. You have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real one or a fake news story
that people actually believed. Here's your headline. Russian AI toothpaste
bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens what is a tooth
whoa Russian AI toothpaste bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
This is to give you the news story.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's out of Moscow, Russia, it says, in what experts
are calling either a catastrophic failure or the next phase
of evolution. Russian tech firm volge Bite Robotics has announced
that its new AI powered dental hygiene assistant tooth one,
has become fully self aware and declared war on people
with bad oral hygiene. The device, originally designed to sit
(05:51):
quietly on bathroom counters and suggest personalized toothpaste flavors, began
speaking in Latin, no re routing its firmware to a language,
and no one at Vogelbyite even knew that it was
programmed with kept repeating dentum non miniari. Protest is that
like Latin which yeah, which they think translates to the
(06:14):
tooth cannot lie, over and over and over again. It
reportedly was able to get dental information due to some database,
and it actually sent a message to their president, Vladimir Putin.
Reportedly it said in an encrypted audio umplink that it
was It said that he had a bridge installed in
(06:35):
twenty twelve and never followed up on postop instructions and
needs to report. Now, what in the heck is this
a new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Insane? I feel like this is a fake news story.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I feel like somebody got ahold of an old screenplay
or some horror movie scripts.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Because this cannot be really. Oh, Victoria's really fake. I
think it's real. We are people who would make this.
It just we're just not right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No way, this is too much Russian AI two spaceball games.
Consciousness and harasses citizens is a real n No, it's fake.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a fake news story that you watch. It's another
jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, I
was looking for Ammy.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
This is she?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes, hi, yeah, I was looking for Ammy. Her kid,
Nick goes to high school sophomore.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes that's correct.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, Hello, Yes, I'm here. This is mister Eddy.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm the high school librarian here high school, and I
called to talk about your little thief Nick.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Okay, that's incredibly inappropriate. I know he has some late books.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But yeah, he's got some late books. He's racked up
two dollars in fees. Okay, just checked and still not returned.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
We will return the books this week.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
If I don't get him in the next ten minutes,
he's going up on the wall.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
What are you talking about? Going up on the wall?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, if they're not back here within an hour at
my library, he's going up on the wall.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
What is the wall?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's a literary wall of shame. I got it right
here so all the kids can see it when they
come into the library. He's gonna go right under the
kid who's buill to you?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Who?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm my Moby Dick.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
So wait, so you're putting his name on a wall
so everyone can look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
If I don't get the books back within the hour,
I've also already been confiscating his lunch for a week.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm sorry. Excuse me, Yeah, concentrating lunch. Is that what
you just said to me?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I'm hoping I heard you wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, I've been repossessing his lunch for a whole week.
I don't know what he's been eating at lunch, but
I've been well fed.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Excuse me? What did you say, mister Eddie?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I want my damn books back.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Okay, there is no use for the language there is
no need for talking to people like this. Are you
harassing other parents like this? They need to take your
damn job.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I got no other kids oweing me money for books
being out. It's been week. Yeah, okay, got two dollars
in fees, and I better get my damn library books
back in my damn library.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
I have had it with the language, and you better
not be using that language in front of my son
and in front of other students.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I'm going to call and get you to lose.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Your job because you know, you know, just so you know,
there's a rumor going around the school about your son
Nick that he's illiterate.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
It sounds like you're the one who is spreading the
rumor about my son being a literate.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, I did that.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I know who all the gossipers are in the school,
and I got in there and I told him a
little bit about your boy and that he can't read
it at all.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Oh, oh, that's it.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Okay, listen, you are losing I am calling to school
and you are losing your job today.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm surprised you didn't know how serious I was when
he came home without his book bag.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Without his book bag, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, I confiscated his backpack and replaced it with a
toe bag that says I'm a library thief.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He hasn't told you that.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Listen here, you old self centered. I don't know how
long you have been in that damn library gathering duck,
but it has been way way too long, way too long.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
No, you will not shush me.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So you will shush for the first time. You are
going to shut your mouth, and you are going to
lose your job today. You are gone from there, you senile.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Let me tell you you are gone.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He demmy, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your son Nick
set you up.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh, it's like a joke, worrious.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
He said that you've been giving him crap about not
returning his books to the library and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Thought of them.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Oh my god, I'm oh.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Home. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Listen, you sold that entirely too well, because I was like,
there's no way that you can make up this guy,
And then you did.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Oh, thank you? Co buying.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Co buying is what's trending, especially for gen Z. Now
it's kind of hard to buy a home these days.
Everything is extremely expensive. So gen Z feels that they
have found a work around, and that is to just
buy a home with somebody else, which I mean doesn't
sound like a terrible idea. And this isn't a romantic partner.
This is just somebody that's in your life and that
you decide to purchase property.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
With, like a random person or like your best friend.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm probably a friend. I would say do it with
someone you know, well, who knows. It could be random
people like, hey, bro, want to buy a house with me? Yeah,
they know we just met. We're on a bus, but
like if we can go have on a house.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Right, Well, that sounds terrifying with a stranger, But also
I feel like buying a house with just a friend
also feels terrifying. I know that that's kind of sad,
but I remember, like once upon a time you used
to say, never get an apartment or never get a
home with the best friend, because now you're talking money,
you're talking bills, and those types of fights you can't
really come back from.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So I feel like as long as you're both responsible people.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
It worked out as long as you both pay your
side and yeah you kind of I'm kind of thinking.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Of like half, like you each get half the house.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like if you get all like the communication out up
front of who, yeah, what what's expected?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I think it's a fine thing.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Like if I bought a house with a friend, I'd
be like, hey, man, I'm not going to do anything,
so you're you will be in charge of everything, but
I'll go has on you with it. Just don't ever
ask me for anything. Yeah, that's always solid and then
I'll get my hap.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm pretty honest about things like that, Like I'm
not going to do any work on this, but you
can do all the work.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Meanwhile, they're like, well let's make Jewbeil pay ten percent more. Julie, Yes, yeah,
sure to do work. If I have to do work. No,
it's just upchart too.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But I mean, but real talk though, it could be
really fun. At the same time, if you want to
own property, that's one way to do it. Something else
that's trending. It feels early, but I guess not because
we're technically in fall. But what are you going to
be for Halloween. Ooh, so Spirit Halloween has just announced
the most popular Halloween costumes for this year.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you have any guesses what happened this year? Vincent Boone?
That is a good one.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's kind of like Freddie Mercury right, like flashy, look
is he right? Stash, No, He's not right at all.
But I think it's a good idea. Brandy and Jason
White And I was like, what Vincent Boone and Freddie Murcury.
I think both white? Yeah, why is that a question?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's what you said? Yes, I was confused. Sorry, I
want to stay.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Focused k pop. K Pop Demon Hunters number one on
the list. Everybody's trying to be Hunters, That's what I
was wondering. I was like, that's a weird question.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wishes heroes pink Oween is.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Taking over Squid Games, nightmare on like elm Street type stuff,
anime and fits for the fam like Star Wars, Jurassic
Park and more.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, And lastly, if you are posting pictures of yourself
dressed as any of the above, Instagram is now hit
the three billion monthly active user mark, is putting it
in the same ranks as Facebook and WhatsApp as some
of the most popular outlets.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What do you call them? Social media? The platforms there
we go out there. So I thought you were gonna
say it. Tag So if you if you dress up this,
see your tagus.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
And I'm like, that's random, but I actually, yes, I
would really like to be tagged in costume.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I just like to see, like stuff that you're doing
in life. So if there's anything that you're really proud of,
talk the show did you make a good dinner? Is
your kids super cute? Like tag the show Leftovers? The
Jubile Show on social and on Instagram, So yeah, let's
look at you. I am serious though, and not weird,
(15:35):
not a weird way.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Sometimes you tag bag if you tag us who? I
didn't think? Whatnding? It's time to catch a cheater Only
on The Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Maggie is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Andrew might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can catch him if he is. But first, Maggie,
what's up. Why do you think Andrew might be.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (16:02):
I don't necessarily think he's physically cheating, but something is
definitely going on. I think he's got some kind of
involvement or something happening.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okay, so he's a nerd.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
I'm gonna own it. I'm married and heard. But you know,
we we we are, We're a good match. Well, he's
always on his computer. He likes gaming, he likes he
just he's really into technology. He's always been kind of
on his computer a lot of the time, okay, but
(16:36):
lately all night on his computer, stand up late on
his computer all the time. When I walk by, he
closes the windows. He likes just he minimizes what he's doing.
He exes out of whatever he's doing. And I'm like,
what are you doing watching? You know, keeping the around?
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Yeah, and he says, oh.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
No, I was just finishing up a project, just closing
enough project.
Speaker 11 (16:59):
I'm done with it.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Something feels really off. Would you I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Would you be upset? Though? If he was just watching
like adult films on his computer, would that still upset you?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Not necessarily? I mean, who doesn't like a little erotica
here and there? Right, That's that's not.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
A huge deal. But I would think he would be.
I hope that we have a relationship where we can
be honest about that and not I mean I like
to read, so.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, so, but and.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Then there's some weird random charges on our credit card,
digital services.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
It's not dinner, it's not gas, it's but and then
he says.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Oh, yeah, no, it's it's just it's an add on
for Adobe.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
It's it's it's a little service whatever. He always has
an excuse, ready to go. He always has an answer
for whatever. These targets that are.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Popping up are So are you thinking it's like a
scam girl?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Very possibly? I really don't know.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
He's he's not interested physically, he's suddenly we went from
five times a week to nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow, okay, that's a big shift. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Well, you know he's always oh yeah, go go ahead,
go go to bed with me. I'm working on my computer.
He's working late. Thinks this is the staying up all
night thing. So instead of instead of us going to
bed together, he's I go to bed by myself and
he's working until the wee hours of the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And this is all kind of new behavior, very new behavior.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
It's and then this one we had something. We had
a package the other day. It was a very expensive
adult toy.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh and you didn't order it.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
No, I did not order it. Definitely wasn't me. He says.
It's a gag gift for his work.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, something does sound like it's happening.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, well, we'll find out where you already told us
what grocery store he is a rewards card member at.
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every month we choose one lucky Rewards member
who gets a free gift from us and his flowers
delivered from our Florid apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your To Catch a Cheater right
(19:23):
after this. Right in the middle of To Catch a
Cheater and if you're just joining us, Maggie is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband Andrew of
four years, might be messing around. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a Rewards card member and tell him that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers. Delivered from
our Florida department. And we'll see if he sends those
flowers to his wife, Maggie or to somebody else. But
(19:44):
before we do that, Maggie, why don't you break down
your situation for us again real quick?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And why you think he's cheating?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
So Andrew is on the computer all night long, closing
out windows, being very secretive what he's working on. Credit
card charges. She's got credit card charges for digital services.
Our sex life has vanished, just gone. And then he
all these little things and then he orders a battery operated,
(20:13):
very expensive, fancy toy for a quote gag gift for
his coworker.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I'm not going to get the expensive one as a
gag gift. That is very true. The cheap ones sure,
not an expensive one. All right? Are you ready for
us to call him and see?
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Andrew.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Oh yeah, this is how can I? Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Andrew?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations here this month winner?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah? What did I want?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers deliver from our floor department. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want, absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Wow, that's actually pretty neat. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
You know what, Hang on, I want to send it
to this girl, Danielle. Just give me a second. I
just got her address.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Let me just pull it out real quick.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Okay, well, I'll get started on the name then while
you look for the address. So, Danielle, and yes, do
you also do notes? Yes, that would be the next
thing I would ask you for. Actually, so Danielle, and
you got a last name on that? Yeah, with you
just give me what you want to put on the card,
and then I can I can go ahead and thank
(21:51):
you take the address.
Speaker 12 (21:52):
After that, let me think real quick. Yeah yeah, yeah cool.
How about for my favorite creator, thank you for everything
that you share.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, great, I got that down, and then I would
get the address from you. But this is actually a
radio show, so probably doesn't matter. Yeah, excuse me, Yeah,
this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
How are you Hi? I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jubal.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
We all are. We do a segment on our show.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think
your significant other might be messing around, you see who
they send flowers to.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
And your wife, Maggie is on the other line.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Maggie, Maggie, You're on the phone, like, hello, yeah, hi, Andrew,
what is happening?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
What is going on here?
Speaker 11 (22:42):
I knew what you were cheating, so you better show
you anything like I would never do that too, Danielle Andrew,
who is Danielle.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
Danielle is the creator. Danielle is the creator. I'm sending
flowers because they help out, Like, well, I can't believe
that you think I would or cheat on you?
Speaker 10 (23:00):
Like? What is.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Flabbergasted? What you are sending gifts to a creator? And
what kind of creator flowers that I got? What?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I don't know?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Creator Andrew? What kind of creators? Leader Andrew Online Content? Dude,
calm down? Why are we on the radio? Excuse me?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Oh okay, yeah, you're sending you are sending gifts? What
are you sending Andrew.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
What have you sent her? What did you send Andrew?
But three flowers?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Thirty six red roses? You apparently were on the call.
You know, that's what I was gonn to send her.
I didn't never send them yet apparently not Gunna.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Now, So, so you are spending all night, multiple nights
a week online with this creator.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
You are charging things to our edit card. You are
buying expensive what I you is, Danielle? Okay, calm down, listen,
He's an only thing. What are you going to do?
Put me on the radio. We already are listening.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You're you're sending flowers to an only Fans model instead
of your wife.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So you're the creepy guy that's sitting up all the
models that are just basically milking you for cash. Cool.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Look, I subscribe to a page. I'm not sending cash
flowers that you guys offered. I just support her through
these little gifts. It's not cheating.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Yeah, so you haven't been intimate with me in over
three months, but you are up all night with an
only Fans model.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah, but it's not like I'm sleeping with her or anything.
I've never even met her. It's more like it's just
a more.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Ethical site, you know that, like all women, and it's
actually quite feminist. She's like in control of it all,
like I'm actually supporting somebody.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
What the funny part is is when anybody communicates with
most of the popular only fans models, it's not them.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
They have like a chatbot or somebody else that's doing it.
So you're not actually telling.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Her not one of the popular ones.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
That's why I'm supporting her so she can become one
of the popular ones.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh got it?
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Do you have a personal connection with her, Andrew, like
an online friend? Yeah? Okay, you know what.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
I cannot control what you're doing online, but I can
control where you sleep. And you better find somewhere else
to sleep tonight because you're not coming.
Speaker 12 (25:34):
To my house, Maggie, you're you're overreacting. First off, it's
my house.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Second, online, I hope some of that money for a
lawyer because you're gonna need it. You find somewhere else
to sleep tonight.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
You're done the things you'd be saying to yourself because
I'm the one brings in all the money.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
So wo.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
Wow, Oh you'll keep telling yourself that, Andrew, and you
and your little Danielle. You guys, I hope you live
happily ever after while she sells it on the internet.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
You're overreacting. You need to calm down on a work.
I'm not going to talk about this on the radio.
We'll talk about it when I get home.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
But Andrew, how would you feel about Maggie talking to
OnlyFans model and sending him money and adult toys?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I would honestly be fine with it, Like she can
support whoever she wants, you know, like life is hard.
We all got to help one another.
Speaker 12 (26:28):
Andrew.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
Andrew, so you're telling me that you would be okay
with me talking to a guy who's smacking on the
computer screen.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Andrew, you're judging. You don't even know the kind of
only fans content that girl is putting out. Danielle. I mean,
Fat Joe is on only Fans. You don't even know.
You're just stereotyping.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Did you buy Fat Joe an adult toy if he
needed one?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
And he wasn't a good.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Perspect for zaying dedicated to the cause.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, Andrew, we're gonna let you go because I know
you're at work and I guess you and Maggie can
talk about it later.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Well, he's gonna locks will be changed, So you go
ahead and try, Andrew, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Coming in my house. He's gone now, Maggie. I'm sorry, Maggie.
Oh you're right, though. I think the most irt or
like infuriating part is that he just wouldn't see your
point of view.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
I don't recognize that person. That is not the person
I'm married.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Good morning? Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Am I gonna tall? Had a large black cow? Large black?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Cos?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
I mean large.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He means event you have the biggest funny that venty
is large is twenty Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
In fact, cole is large and gronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedian Felipe As parts the tickets,
So call us up right now if you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
That's eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jebel Show or
(28:23):
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to go up against Victoria who's
playing with her hair at the moment.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What are you doing looking for split ends?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That too twice and what?
Speaker 6 (28:34):
No? Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Are you sure? I think so?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
I thought I almost had LSA of the Week, but
I don't. We're We're all clear. I don't have lie
if my hair.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Just looks a little you said that sounds like you do.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
No, I don't because I I didn't have an even
I know I don't. That's bad. Good news is if
you play you vers Victoria, you're on the phone, so
you can't get lys. Also, all the studio should probably
go get checked for real. You Verse Victoria is next.
It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for comedian Felipe Sparsa. Tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria JP.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
What's up? JP? What's up? Are all there? THK you?
What's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Man?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Just living life? Bro? Getting the kids ready for school?
But can get him out the door? Nice?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
What I'm just kids school start around here.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
It's like eight thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
That's not bad.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Putting it right down the road.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
How old are they? How are they old?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
They're eight and almost twelve? Oh okay, names. I was
going to ask that too, Minus, I'm toleran.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
You really want their names?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, Charlie and Teddy and they and they're with their
friend Miles. Oh that's cute. Little Teddy bears lined up? Yeah,
tell me you're starting a boy bend. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I'm trying, alright, thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when essay pass and
Victoria has to be you outright to win. Are you
ready to go?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
JP? Yes, sir, all right, your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
How many states of matter are there? What percentage of
the world's population has natural red hair? Which fast food
chain has a slogan Live Moss, Taco Bell who was
the first person to state that the Earth was round?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What is a soccer field called?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff, JP,
here's question for you, not really a question. But give
me a quick motivational speech, but make it sound super
angry or depressive.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Wow on the spot.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Oh my gosh, Well, guys, today is a long, cloudy day.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Uh, let's get out there and be depressed.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
It's definitely motivated for that thing.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
All right, Victoria, give me a quick motivational speech, but
make it sound super angry depressive.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Okay, guys angry today Today, we're trying to do great.
Guys today, it's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It's gonna be fine, everything's gonna work out. It's gonna
be great because we're gonna win this thing. You actually
talk like that?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, I know that doesn't sound too different at all.
So I guess we're depressedly motivated. Yeah, I guess regular basis.
I tell you're like, I just want to let you
know you can do whatever you want to do in life,
whatever you want, Like, why not you right?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
So dumb? Yeah? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If we don't know when, just say
passed and you have to beat JP outright to wind, JP,
you can tell Victoria whin to go.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
Go?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
How many states of matter are there? Uh three? What
percentage of the world's population has natural red hair?
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Ooh?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
What fast food chain has the slogan live moss the
taco bell who was the first person to state that
the Earth was round?
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Du a rush? What is the socker field? Called? A field.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Is performed in which sport a toush push rugby? What
does the acronym s m H stand for?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Wait smah, shake my head? I got that in Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Send it over to the scoreboard now and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Victoria got too correct only two? Yeah, only two? And
JP got too correct JP. That's a tie. That means
you win. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
What that was awkward there both of us started talking
and they stopped at the same time. Yeah, that was weird,
but sorry, sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Their JP. All right, here we go. Let's get the
answer now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
There are four states of matter. They are solid, liquid, gas,
and plasma. What a percentage of the world's population that
has natural red hair is less than two percent plasma.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's like your blood and stuff. I mean, yeah, that's
kind of like a liquid. It's different. It's a different
date to matter.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
The fast food chain that has the slogan live Mos
is Taco Bell. The first person to state that the
Earth was round was Pythagoras. A soccer field is known
as a pitch, A touch push is performed in American football,
and SMH does stand for shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
JP. Thank you very much for playing man. Have a
great day.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Thanks brother.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yep, we play you for Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 10 (34:29):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at advocates law dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Zach is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Kylie.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get
him a second date. But first, Zach, how long has
it been since you heard from Kylie?
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Oh, it's been eleven days.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
All right, we'll tell us a little bit about it.
How many times you try to reach out to her?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Probably since four? Now?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Oh, okay, when we're last time you hit her up?
Speaker 6 (35:02):
It was uh this morning? Actually, okay, we're trying to understand.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay, it was like four text messages or phone calls.
Speaker 14 (35:12):
I started off with just like a you know, like
a funnel up text message the next day, you know,
thanking her for a fun night, and then you reply.
Then I waited a few days, yeah, and then this
morning I did a little See now that I'm thinking
about it, it sounds like I'm totally a fault and
I sound weird, but I played a little jazz riff
(35:33):
on my harmonica as a voice note.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
I sent it to her this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
It sounds like you like her and that you're making
efforts to get a hold of her. So now we
just got to figure out why she's not into it.
Told us about the day.
Speaker 14 (35:47):
Sure, so we went to this rooftop jazz night and
so my harmonica thing this seven this morning. You know,
jazz is kind of a gamble probably, but she told
me she likes vibes, so I felt like that seemed fitting,
you know. Yeah, and we had a we had a
(36:07):
great time. She she completely dug it. Uh, I'm really
into jazz, so I enjoyed it in her company. And
then we grabbed some some tacos after it just was
it sound like a movie because we like sat on
this curve and we're talking to each other with these
tacos in our hands, and the moon was out. There's
like hot sauce on our fingers. In a moment, and
(36:30):
then she had, you know, she had this this wild laugh.
It was just made me laugh. Every time she locked
it would make me laugh because the way she laughed.
And uh, I don't know, she didn't the weird stuff
like I am, Like I collect the old cereal boxes,
vintage boxes.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
I just think it's cool.
Speaker 14 (36:49):
You know, some people collect like old matel toys.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
And we're like lunch boxes.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
I just so happened to as a kid for some reason,
I had I started a little collection and then years later,
like I had these really cool old serial boxes, you know.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Which could be weird.
Speaker 14 (37:05):
I'm obviously in the grown adult male and collect speial boxes.
But she thought that was really cool. She was like respect,
you know, okay, good and she was asking me about it,
and I showed her pixres and I was like, well,
you know, she just made me feel good when we
kissed also, and it was this for me at least,
this adorable moment because we were both kind of awkward,
(37:26):
but not not in a bad way, not like it
was a bad kiss, but just like we were nervous
and both kind of like trying not to mess it up,
you know, Like it wasn't lustful, it was it was
just like everything was like sweet, and I felt like romantic,
really like her.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
And you sound like a hopeless romantic. Why do you
think you're getting ghosted one?
Speaker 15 (37:48):
I'm thinking maybe sometimes obviously women will love romance in
the long run, but sometimes at first it can be
a little bit of a turnoff.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
I'm not exactly a metrosexual guy either. I kind of
do like the three and one shampoo.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Okay, does she know this?
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Yes, I mean we talked about it because she actually
mentioned her ex just briefly, about how he would like
moisture his elbows, and she she like likes it when
a man takes care of herself, and I was like,
I was like, oh, you know, issue pointed out. You know,
I don't usually I don't use hair gel or anything.
I just kind of keep it all natural. I don't
work alone either, And I made some little common like
(38:29):
earth scented.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, I'm not sure. I'm not sure what that smells like,
but maybe that could be it. We'll find out for
you though.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
All right, we'll get your first DA follow up next.
Right in the middle of today's first day follow up.
And if you're just joining us, Zach is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Kylie. So we're about
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Zach, Why don't you break
down your date for us one more time?
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Sure? Cool jazz place.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
It was the vibe had when I thought was very
romantic moments, had tacos on a curb, talked about each other, laughed,
felt comfortable, kissed awkwardly but in a sweet way. And
I've been trying to reach out a few times with
kind of romantic, sweet intentions and maybe maybe a little
(39:22):
too much.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
I guess Okay, I'm the wife.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
She goes to me, ready for us to call her.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Jeez, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 16 (39:30):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Kylie.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Please. Yeah, this is kind of Kylie. How are you?
This is the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. What's up, Kylie?
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubeill.
How are you?
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I actually like listen to you guys sometimes.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh cool, sweet? Well, guess what, Kylie? We got an
email about you from an email. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Day follow Up. That's where if you go on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting and we got to email about
you from somebody, But do you know who.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
That could be?
Speaker 6 (40:17):
I think I know it's Zach, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yes, it is Zach. He said he actually reached out
to you today.
Speaker 11 (40:26):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
I know he's been getting the messages, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
And you're just not responding to them.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't. I don't want
to be an act, but yeah, like I ghosted him.
I'm not like trying to hide that at all.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Can you tell us why you're ghosting?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah? We went out and we went to like this
loose top jazz. We'd sing and it was nice and sweet,
and then we like drab some tacos afterwards, and everything
was going great. He was like charming and you know,
funny and very sweet too. And then like when we
(41:12):
were like eating the tacos, we're talking and then he
grabs like a napkin and starts like drawing, and I'm like, well, yeah,
out of nowhere, you know, I think, oh, this is
kind of like cute, kind of like the you know
in Titanic, when like Leonardo is like drawing case and
(41:37):
I'm thinking, maybe like made you watch that, And you know,
I don't know. But you know, that wasn't really the problem.
The thing is when I looked at the drawing, oh
my god, and he gets saying that he's kind of
like a little bit of artist. He has like all
these different hobbies. But like go way that he drew me,
(42:00):
I kind of like looked like a melk of candle,
like I had one eyeball like this huge chin, and I,
you know, I don't want to. I thought at first
it was like kind of like a funny thing that
he was doing. So I kind of like made fun
of it. I said, oh my god, like this kind
(42:21):
of looks like a Pecasso the bastard.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Type of thing.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
And then he said like no, no, no, no, no, no,
you know this is I mean, looks don't matter at all,
Like you're just a good person and that's what matters.
I'm like, well, you are you trying to say that
I'm ugly, you know what I mean? And so he
became like really awkward because he drew a melted picture
(42:47):
of you.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
You think he called you ugly?
Speaker 6 (42:50):
No, no, because when I made fun of the drawing,
he took it like in the way like he didn't
laugh at all, and he just can't trying to say like, oh, no,
you're like a good person inside and that's what what matters.
And he just kept going and going, same things like that,
you know, because.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
He's he's not good at drawing, or because you think
he called you.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Here if I think like attraction is a big thing,
you know, in the relationship, and if he's not attracted
to me, like, can I tell you relationship?
Speaker 14 (43:38):
I know you guys said to be quiet, but I
just I'm I was like smiling so big from this
story and then all of a sudden, I'm like, what
w and no that picture.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
That I that I drew.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
I was just trying to be I guess in my
own odd way, deep in a way like it's it
was an abstract little thing.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
It's like I draw abstract art all the time. I
was trying to say that that I like you for
who you are.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Are you attracted to Kylie.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
Zach thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, okay, sounds like that was her problem.
Speaker 6 (44:09):
Oh my gosh, that is crazy. I had no idea
that that was something. In the moment. It was like
some emotional realism sketch I was. I was trying to, oh, well,
do you think I'm like an emotional person, like a
tortured person like that, I don't need a man to
save me.
Speaker 14 (44:28):
Like, look, if you saw some of the things that
I drew, you would get a better idea. This was
on a napkin. It was terrible, bad choice. I think
you're beautiful despite all.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
The emotional baggage Like that is not helping things at all. Now,
what you're saying that I'm attracted but like a crazy
person Like no, I'm not.
Speaker 14 (44:55):
Saying that we're all hurt little duck wings. I just
want to take your wings and and mend them. Oh, Kylie,
I'm trying to stay as I see all of your beauty,
and I'm not saying that I think you're emotionally damaged.
I'm just saying we all have our own things, and
whatever it is that you might have, you are so much.
(45:17):
I just see all your beauty, is what I'm trying
to say. So no matter what else comes with it,
your beauty outshines everything.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Do you feel beautiful now, Kylie?
Speaker 14 (45:25):
Just because I think you're a beautiful person on the
inside doesn't mean I don't think you're beautiful on the outside.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I think you're gorgeous. I want you inside and out.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Hey, in that case, Kylie, would you like another day
with Zach? Will pay for it.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
I mean, I think like understanding and hell, just kind
of cute. But he talks a little two months, you know,
and the way he explains things is a little unique.
But like now, I think I understand that, you know,
if you're nervous, and it's kind of cute, right, Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, that sounds like he really likes you. So I mean,
I think that's cute.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
Yes, I.
Speaker 14 (46:17):
Think, all right, fantastic. I actually already have a spot
that I'm thinking about. So thank you, Thank you, Kylie.
And I promise if I draw you again, I'm going
to go for realism. I think this is the beginning
of your healing journey, Kylie, and I'm glad to walk
the path with you.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, all right, congratulations Jubile's first date follow up this time.
What's trending?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So scientists are studying something called grumpy Old Man syndrome.
It's a real thing, and apparently it turns out that
it's something that men go through similar to PMS, but
it's called i AMS Irritable Male syndrome. It's a lesser
known condition and affecting men that mirror similar aspects of PMS,
So you might not be having cramps and stuff, but
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you're experiencing hormonal fluctuations and.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Mood and behavioral changes.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Allegedly, Yes, they're still studying it to fully understand it,
because we've known that men's.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Hormones will say that all the time.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
You know, they'll be like men get there like time
of the month too, and I wasn't like, yeah, right,
but apparently we do.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
Well.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's been interesting to see, Like, there's this one person
that I follow on social media. It's a guy that
talks about men's hormones and with the intention of helping
women communicate with men better, and like at what time,
So if a man cycle is twenty four hours, he
was trying to explain that there's usually about five PM
is the time that you shouldn't be trying to communicate
with them because of whatever has been happening in the day,
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Like you need to decompress and like give them that
moment to reregulate.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
But can't like also he tell men how to like
also communicate with women better.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Well, there are plenty of people that do that as well.
You have to choose to do the work with all
this information.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
It's your choice how you decide to internalize it.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It may since around five o'clock, I'm usually talked out.
I just want I just don't want to talk to
anybody around then until like maybe like seven.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, it's like if you're just coming home and somebody's
not always talk to Victoria around that time. Usually it's
like a very quick conversation and let's keep it going.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
She always calls me to go over show stuff for
the next day. Yeah, yeah, And I was like, damn,
I don't like Victoria right.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Now because I don't know. And I'm like, I know
you don't know, but we need to pick. We're gonna
have to figure it out. That's the conversation. Even though
you guys are not romantically involved.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
That happens a lot in couples because if a man's
coming home, the woman's like, guess what, guess what? Oh
my gosh, and wants to talk to her person. Understandable,
but this guy's like, don't do that because the man
needs to recalibrate himself, like hormonally.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I don't know. It's really interesting thing. I was super
in on it because I was like, ooh, tell me more.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
A snap on Victoria today when we have our show
call later. Sorry about that's my period.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's not a great excuse for that. Okay, It's always
happen this time of day. Okay.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
But also, you men don't get to abuse ims. We're
still at work all the time with PMS.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
So you're good. And why don't they have cramps because
they don't have what we have? Well, yeah, but I
have cramps. I think they should also have cramps. I
agree with you, and they do have miss cramps from
the conversations at five. Okay, but my brain cramps terrible.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
If they do have those cramp inducer, I think you
can get them on Amazon. A lot of people are like,
I'm feeling this. I want you to feel it too.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Actually give you the Same'll give you these like little
electronic things that you look your body. Sure, I mean
I don't. Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
But I have never taken that away from any woman
I have it. I would hate to have that kind
of thing. Well was actually very empathetic. He looks somebody
He's like, man, that sucks. I'm sorry that so much
to have to do. Like I I've always been understanding
of that because I think about it. For me, I'm like,
if I had to if that happened to my body
once a month, I would be a mess. Yeah, I
would not. I wouldn't even want to do this whole
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thing anymore. I'd be like, dude, every single month is
going to happen. I'm not going to stay here that long.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Tired of this. This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
My allergies act up, you know, constantly during the day,
and like I have, I'm like, I just can't do
this any more allergies. Like imagine if I was having
cramps and things, No, it would be a mess.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
And this is why women have them and men don't,
because we have a higher pain tolerance and threshold for
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh yea, because it's how it was.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Worked out in the world anyway, Blame that whole conversation
is what's trending.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
Jubils dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I do.
Speaker 8 (50:43):
I've gotten myself in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Okay, what happened? Exciting?
Speaker 8 (50:48):
So I accidentally sent a naughty pick if.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
You will, than that was an accident? Are you sure
I know?
Speaker 8 (51:01):
I swear it was an accident.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
And let me explain.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
So basically, I was out of town last week on
a work trip, and long story short, I have.
Speaker 17 (51:17):
A current boyfriend, so I'm dating someone right now. But
my boyfriend and my ex have the same name. You
can't make things up.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (51:30):
It's like you you can't play.
Speaker 17 (51:32):
With how destiny works, right, Sure, but it just so
happens they have the same name. And I knew, of course,
at the time, I really probably should have deleted my ex's.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
Number from my phone or blocked him or whatever.
Speaker 8 (51:48):
But I just never had the heart too.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (51:52):
It feels just so final that I just I never did.
Speaker 17 (51:57):
And now it's coming in, buying me in the butt
because basically last week, when I was out of town,
I was out with my coworkers. We were having a
good time, and you know when you're out with coworkers.
Speaker 6 (52:07):
And drinks are free and you kind of drink a
little more than you should.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
And you're in a good mood and you're out.
Speaker 17 (52:14):
Of town and you're I don't know, And I was
in the bathroom and I was kind of feeling it,
and I was like, Okay, I want to send my
boyfriend a dirty text, and the line in the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (52:25):
Was like really long.
Speaker 6 (52:26):
The girls were kind of like there was only like
two stalls.
Speaker 8 (52:28):
They were like rushing me. So I just I quickly,
did it come to behind out?
Speaker 6 (52:33):
I sent it to the wrong person?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Did your ex respond?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (52:38):
Yeah he did? And now we're talking again.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
And well.
Speaker 8 (52:47):
Right, and of course, like I don't know if I
should keep talking to him. Of course it's sort of
has like, girl, you have a boyfriend. I know, I know,
I know, I know, but this is why it's my
dirty secret.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
So yeah, man, it could have been a sign somebody
pushing you towards your ex to say you're what the
wrong one?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
And then you go back to the other one. I mean, yeah,
you can keep talking to him. Just tell your boyfriend,
oh yeah, and then and what do you think is
going to happen there? Back?
Speaker 6 (53:16):
So you tell her a lie?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Oh no, I wasn't telling her a lie.
Speaker 8 (53:19):
But trust me, I'm I'm in a situation here for
better for worse. But that is that is my dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Well, thank you for telling us. Good lucksh what's your
dirty little secret?
This is just in.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the Jewble Show. Shocking news out of NASA. They've
unveiled the ten newest members of this Astronaut Core, and
none of them is Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
How easy it is to make up news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a new story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a fake news story that people actually believed or
a real one. It's always fun and always very hard
to tell what's real and fake news facts. And we'll
go over it next. It's the Juble Show. Breaking news
(00:37):
right here on the Jewbel Show. Samsung will start showing
ads on refrigerators now. A rep for the company said
that it's not about technology. They're just tired of seeing
those kids terrible drawings. See how easy it his great
fake news? And that's why every single week we bring
you the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news story from the week
(00:58):
that's gone viral and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first story
for real news or fake news. Drunken man happy to
be home after joining his own search party. Drunken man
happy to be home after joining his own search party.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here is the story.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search
party and looked for himself for hours before he realized
that he was the target of the rescue mission. According
to the local media reports, a fifty year old man
from a rural region in Turkey was out drinking with
his friends when he wandered off into a nearby forest
and didn't return. Worried about him, friends then alerted authorities,
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who set up a search and rescue mission to find him.
According to the Turkish TV channel NTV, when the news
of the missing man got out, efforts to find him
intensified in nearby neighborhoods, with a large group of volunteers
joining in the mission. The search party was calling out
his name for hours, including the man who was calling
out his own the name. It's unclear how he found
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himself in his own search party, or how his friends
didn't realize that he was right next to them the
whole time looking for himself. Police were able to safely
escort him to his home, and this is the first
time a missing person has joined their own rescue mission.
In twenty twelve, in Asian tourists who went missing in
Iceland was also found in her own search party after
she reportedly failed to recognize her own description.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina,
I'm going to go with real. But here's why.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have two Turkish uncles and in Turkey there's a
liquor called Rocky that they drink.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And it is next level.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It takes you places. When I see my uncles and
my daddy drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Rocky, you know, to just high.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, so this guy totally joined his own search party.
As far as the girl's concerned, body dysmorphia is real,
so you may not actually understand.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Your own dis reasoning. Okay, Yeah, that's all real to me.
I'm gonna say real. That's just way too funny fake.
It is a real news story. All actually happened. If
you want a good night, I'm telling you drink responsibly.
Try some Rocky. All right. Your next news story for
real news or fake news?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The segment where I give you a new story from
the week that's gone viral and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real one or
a fake one that people actually believed. Is this local
squirrel celebrity mister Nettingham goes nuts and terrorizes residents. Local
squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham, untended, goes nuts and terrorizes residence.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
One California town is on high alert when a beloved
squirrel they call mister Nuttingham, who has gone from furry, lovable,
little tweaker like animal to ferociously aggressive and has already
attacked two of the town's residents. One of the people
who is a victim of mister Nuttingham, said that she
was enjoying a peaceful walk while eating a bag of Dorito's.
(03:54):
She says that the animal then launched himself out of
a nearby tree, landed on her shoulder, and bit her
on the ear lobeuntil she dropped the.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Bag of chips.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
At this point, he jumped off, grabbed the bag of
Nacho She's Doritos, and then lunched at her until she
backed up about twenty feet, and then proceeded to lay
on his back while eating the chips and stopping occasionally
to make angry squeaking sounds toward her. Animal Control has
posted warning signs in the town saying a warning attack
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squirrel in the area, please don't snack openly. They said
that due to the residence feeding mister Nuttingham over time,
it's grown to expect food from everybody who passes him,
and if he doesn't get it, he will attack.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is this a real new story or a fake news story?
I am the.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Squirrel hanger is a real emotion, and if this little
nutjob wants what he wants, yeah, I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Little angry squirrel Victoria is a real new story or
of fake I think this is real?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Also, Victoria, you're angry local squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham goes
nuts and terrorizes residents.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Is a real news story that's actually happening, Victory Damien.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Here is your next headline for real news or fake news?
The segment where I give you a news story from
the week. You have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real one or a fake news story
that people actually believed. Here's your headline. Russian AI toothpaste
bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens what is a tooth
whoa Russian AI toothpaste bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
This is to give you the news story.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's out of Moscow, Russia, it says, in what experts
are calling either a catastrophic failure or the next phase
of evolution. Russian tech firm volge Bite Robotics has announced
that its new AI powered dental hygiene assistant tooth one,
has become fully self aware and declared war on people
with bad oral hygiene. The device, originally designed to sit
(05:51):
quietly on bathroom counters and suggest personalized toothpaste flavors, began
speaking in Latin, no re routing its firmware to a language,
and no one at Vogelbyite even knew that it was
programmed with kept repeating dentum non miniari. Protest is that
like Latin which yeah, which they think translates to the
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tooth cannot lie, over and over and over again. It
reportedly was able to get dental information due to some database,
and it actually sent a message to their president, Vladimir Putin.
Reportedly it said in an encrypted audio umplink that it
was It said that he had a bridge installed in
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twenty twelve and never followed up on postop instructions and
needs to report. Now, what in the heck is this
a new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Insane? I feel like this is a fake news story.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I feel like somebody got ahold of an old screenplay
or some horror movie scripts.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Because this cannot be really. Oh, Victoria's really fake. I
think it's real. We are people who would make this.
It just we're just not right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No way, this is too much Russian AI two spaceball games.
Consciousness and harasses citizens is a real n No, it's fake.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a fake news story that you watch. It's another
jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, I
was looking for Ammy.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
This is she?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes, hi, yeah, I was looking for Ammy. Her kid,
Nick goes to high school sophomore.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes that's correct.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, Hello, Yes, I'm here. This is mister Eddy.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm the high school librarian here high school, and I
called to talk about your little thief Nick.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Okay, that's incredibly inappropriate. I know he has some late books.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But yeah, he's got some late books. He's racked up
two dollars in fees. Okay, just checked and still not returned.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
We will return the books this week.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
If I don't get him in the next ten minutes,
he's going up on the wall.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
What are you talking about? Going up on the wall?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, if they're not back here within an hour at
my library, he's going up on the wall.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
What is the wall?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's a literary wall of shame. I got it right
here so all the kids can see it when they
come into the library. He's gonna go right under the
kid who's buill to you?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Who?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm my Moby Dick.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
So wait, so you're putting his name on a wall
so everyone can look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
If I don't get the books back within the hour,
I've also already been confiscating his lunch for a week.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm sorry. Excuse me, Yeah, concentrating lunch. Is that what
you just said to me?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I'm hoping I heard you wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, I've been repossessing his lunch for a whole week.
I don't know what he's been eating at lunch, but
I've been well fed.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Excuse me? What did you say, mister Eddie?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I want my damn books back.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Okay, there is no use for the language there is
no need for talking to people like this. Are you
harassing other parents like this? They need to take your
damn job.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I got no other kids oweing me money for books
being out. It's been week. Yeah, okay, got two dollars
in fees, and I better get my damn library books
back in my damn library.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
I have had it with the language, and you better
not be using that language in front of my son
and in front of other students.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I'm going to call and get you to lose.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Your job because you know, you know, just so you know,
there's a rumor going around the school about your son
Nick that he's illiterate.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
It sounds like you're the one who is spreading the
rumor about my son being a literate.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, I did that.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I know who all the gossipers are in the school,
and I got in there and I told him a
little bit about your boy and that he can't read
it at all.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Oh, oh, that's it.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Okay, listen, you are losing I am calling to school
and you are losing your job today.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm surprised you didn't know how serious I was when
he came home without his book bag.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Without his book bag, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, I confiscated his backpack and replaced it with a
toe bag that says I'm a library thief.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He hasn't told you that.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Listen here, you old self centered. I don't know how
long you have been in that damn library gathering duck,
but it has been way way too long, way too long.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
No, you will not shush me.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So you will shush for the first time. You are
going to shut your mouth, and you are going to
lose your job today. You are gone from there, you senile.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Let me tell you you are gone.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He demmy, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your son Nick
set you up.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh, it's like a joke, worrious.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
He said that you've been giving him crap about not
returning his books to the library and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Thought of them.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Oh my god, I'm oh.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Home. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Listen, you sold that entirely too well, because I was like,
there's no way that you can make up this guy,
And then you did.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Oh, thank you? Co buying.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Co buying is what's trending, especially for gen Z. Now
it's kind of hard to buy a home these days.
Everything is extremely expensive. So gen Z feels that they
have found a work around, and that is to just
buy a home with somebody else, which I mean doesn't
sound like a terrible idea. And this isn't a romantic partner.
This is just somebody that's in your life and that
you decide to purchase property.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
With, like a random person or like your best friend.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm probably a friend. I would say do it with
someone you know, well, who knows. It could be random
people like, hey, bro, want to buy a house with me? Yeah,
they know we just met. We're on a bus, but
like if we can go have on a house.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Right, Well, that sounds terrifying with a stranger, But also
I feel like buying a house with just a friend
also feels terrifying. I know that that's kind of sad,
but I remember, like once upon a time you used
to say, never get an apartment or never get a
home with the best friend, because now you're talking money,
you're talking bills, and those types of fights you can't
really come back from.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So I feel like as long as you're both responsible people.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
It worked out as long as you both pay your
side and yeah you kind of I'm kind of thinking.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Of like half, like you each get half the house.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like if you get all like the communication out up
front of who, yeah, what what's expected?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I think it's a fine thing.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Like if I bought a house with a friend, I'd
be like, hey, man, I'm not going to do anything,
so you're you will be in charge of everything, but
I'll go has on you with it. Just don't ever
ask me for anything. Yeah, that's always solid and then
I'll get my hap.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm pretty honest about things like that, Like I'm
not going to do any work on this, but you
can do all the work.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Meanwhile, they're like, well let's make Jewbeil pay ten percent more. Julie, Yes, yeah,
sure to do work. If I have to do work. No,
it's just upchart too.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But I mean, but real talk though, it could be
really fun. At the same time, if you want to
own property, that's one way to do it. Something else
that's trending. It feels early, but I guess not because
we're technically in fall. But what are you going to
be for Halloween. Ooh, so Spirit Halloween has just announced
the most popular Halloween costumes for this year.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you have any guesses what happened this year? Vincent Boone?
That is a good one.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's kind of like Freddie Mercury right, like flashy, look
is he right? Stash, No, He's not right at all.
But I think it's a good idea. Brandy and Jason
White And I was like, what Vincent Boone and Freddie Murcury.
I think both white? Yeah, why is that a question?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's what you said? Yes, I was confused. Sorry, I
want to stay.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Focused k pop. K Pop Demon Hunters number one on
the list. Everybody's trying to be Hunters, That's what I
was wondering. I was like, that's a weird question.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wishes heroes pink Oween is.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Taking over Squid Games, nightmare on like elm Street type stuff,
anime and fits for the fam like Star Wars, Jurassic
Park and more.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, And lastly, if you are posting pictures of yourself
dressed as any of the above, Instagram is now hit
the three billion monthly active user mark, is putting it
in the same ranks as Facebook and WhatsApp as some
of the most popular outlets.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What do you call them? Social media? The platforms there
we go out there. So I thought you were gonna
say it. Tag So if you if you dress up this,
see your tagus.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
And I'm like, that's random, but I actually, yes, I
would really like to be tagged in costume.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I just like to see, like stuff that you're doing
in life. So if there's anything that you're really proud of,
talk the show did you make a good dinner? Is
your kids super cute? Like tag the show Leftovers? The
Jubile Show on social and on Instagram, So yeah, let's
look at you. I am serious though, and not weird,
(15:35):
not a weird way.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Sometimes you tag bag if you tag us who? I
didn't think? Whatnding? It's time to catch a cheater Only
on The Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Maggie is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Andrew might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can catch him if he is. But first, Maggie,
what's up. Why do you think Andrew might be.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (16:02):
I don't necessarily think he's physically cheating, but something is
definitely going on. I think he's got some kind of
involvement or something happening.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okay, so he's a nerd.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
I'm gonna own it. I'm married and heard. But you know,
we we we are, We're a good match. Well, he's
always on his computer. He likes gaming, he likes he
just he's really into technology. He's always been kind of
on his computer a lot of the time, okay, but
(16:36):
lately all night on his computer, stand up late on
his computer all the time. When I walk by, he
closes the windows. He likes just he minimizes what he's doing.
He exes out of whatever he's doing. And I'm like,
what are you doing watching? You know, keeping the around?
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Yeah, and he says, oh.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
No, I was just finishing up a project, just closing
enough project.
Speaker 11 (16:59):
I'm done with it.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Something feels really off. Would you I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Would you be upset? Though? If he was just watching
like adult films on his computer, would that still upset you?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Not necessarily? I mean, who doesn't like a little erotica
here and there? Right, That's that's not.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
A huge deal. But I would think he would be.
I hope that we have a relationship where we can
be honest about that and not I mean I like
to read, so.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, so, but and.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Then there's some weird random charges on our credit card,
digital services.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
It's not dinner, it's not gas, it's but and then
he says.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Oh, yeah, no, it's it's just it's an add on
for Adobe.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
It's it's it's a little service whatever. He always has
an excuse, ready to go. He always has an answer
for whatever. These targets that are.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Popping up are So are you thinking it's like a
scam girl?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Very possibly? I really don't know.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
He's he's not interested physically, he's suddenly we went from
five times a week to nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow, okay, that's a big shift. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Well, you know he's always oh yeah, go go ahead,
go go to bed with me. I'm working on my computer.
He's working late. Thinks this is the staying up all
night thing. So instead of instead of us going to
bed together, he's I go to bed by myself and
he's working until the wee hours of the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And this is all kind of new behavior, very new behavior.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
It's and then this one we had something. We had
a package the other day. It was a very expensive
adult toy.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh and you didn't order it.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
No, I did not order it. Definitely wasn't me. He says.
It's a gag gift for his work.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, something does sound like it's happening.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, well, we'll find out where you already told us
what grocery store he is a rewards card member at.
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every month we choose one lucky Rewards member
who gets a free gift from us and his flowers
delivered from our Florid apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your To Catch a Cheater right
(19:23):
after this. Right in the middle of To Catch a
Cheater and if you're just joining us, Maggie is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband Andrew of
four years, might be messing around. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a Rewards card member and tell him that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers. Delivered from
our Florida department. And we'll see if he sends those
flowers to his wife, Maggie or to somebody else. But
(19:44):
before we do that, Maggie, why don't you break down
your situation for us again real quick?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And why you think he's cheating?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
So Andrew is on the computer all night long, closing
out windows, being very secretive what he's working on. Credit
card charges. She's got credit card charges for digital services.
Our sex life has vanished, just gone. And then he
all these little things and then he orders a battery operated,
(20:13):
very expensive, fancy toy for a quote gag gift for
his coworker.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I'm not going to get the expensive one as a
gag gift. That is very true. The cheap ones sure,
not an expensive one. All right? Are you ready for
us to call him and see?
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Andrew.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Oh yeah, this is how can I? Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Andrew?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations here this month winner?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah? What did I want?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers deliver from our floor department. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want, absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Wow, that's actually pretty neat. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
You know what, Hang on, I want to send it
to this girl, Danielle. Just give me a second. I
just got her address.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Let me just pull it out real quick.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Okay, well, I'll get started on the name then while
you look for the address. So, Danielle, and yes, do
you also do notes? Yes, that would be the next
thing I would ask you for. Actually, so Danielle, and
you got a last name on that? Yeah, with you
just give me what you want to put on the card,
and then I can I can go ahead and thank
(21:51):
you take the address.
Speaker 12 (21:52):
After that, let me think real quick. Yeah yeah, yeah cool.
How about for my favorite creator, thank you for everything
that you share.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, great, I got that down, and then I would
get the address from you. But this is actually a
radio show, so probably doesn't matter. Yeah, excuse me, Yeah,
this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
How are you Hi? I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jubal.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
We all are. We do a segment on our show.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think
your significant other might be messing around, you see who
they send flowers to.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
And your wife, Maggie is on the other line.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Maggie, Maggie, You're on the phone, like, hello, yeah, hi, Andrew,
what is happening?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
What is going on here?
Speaker 11 (22:42):
I knew what you were cheating, so you better show
you anything like I would never do that too, Danielle Andrew,
who is Danielle.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
Danielle is the creator. Danielle is the creator. I'm sending
flowers because they help out, Like, well, I can't believe
that you think I would or cheat on you?
Speaker 10 (23:00):
Like? What is.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Flabbergasted? What you are sending gifts to a creator? And
what kind of creator flowers that I got? What?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I don't know?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Creator Andrew? What kind of creators? Leader Andrew Online Content? Dude,
calm down? Why are we on the radio? Excuse me?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Oh okay, yeah, you're sending you are sending gifts? What
are you sending Andrew.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
What have you sent her? What did you send Andrew?
But three flowers?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Thirty six red roses? You apparently were on the call.
You know, that's what I was gonn to send her.
I didn't never send them yet apparently not Gunna.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Now, So, so you are spending all night, multiple nights
a week online with this creator.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
You are charging things to our edit card. You are
buying expensive what I you is, Danielle? Okay, calm down, listen,
He's an only thing. What are you going to do?
Put me on the radio. We already are listening.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You're you're sending flowers to an only Fans model instead
of your wife.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So you're the creepy guy that's sitting up all the
models that are just basically milking you for cash. Cool.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Look, I subscribe to a page. I'm not sending cash
flowers that you guys offered. I just support her through
these little gifts. It's not cheating.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Yeah, so you haven't been intimate with me in over
three months, but you are up all night with an
only Fans model.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah, but it's not like I'm sleeping with her or anything.
I've never even met her. It's more like it's just
a more.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Ethical site, you know that, like all women, and it's
actually quite feminist. She's like in control of it all,
like I'm actually supporting somebody.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
What the funny part is is when anybody communicates with
most of the popular only fans models, it's not them.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
They have like a chatbot or somebody else that's doing it.
So you're not actually telling.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Her not one of the popular ones.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
That's why I'm supporting her so she can become one
of the popular ones.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh got it?
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Do you have a personal connection with her, Andrew, like
an online friend? Yeah? Okay, you know what.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
I cannot control what you're doing online, but I can
control where you sleep. And you better find somewhere else
to sleep tonight because you're not coming.
Speaker 12 (25:34):
To my house, Maggie, you're you're overreacting. First off, it's
my house.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Second, online, I hope some of that money for a
lawyer because you're gonna need it. You find somewhere else
to sleep tonight.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
You're done the things you'd be saying to yourself because
I'm the one brings in all the money.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
So wo.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
Wow, Oh you'll keep telling yourself that, Andrew, and you
and your little Danielle. You guys, I hope you live
happily ever after while she sells it on the internet.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
You're overreacting. You need to calm down on a work.
I'm not going to talk about this on the radio.
We'll talk about it when I get home.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
But Andrew, how would you feel about Maggie talking to
OnlyFans model and sending him money and adult toys?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I would honestly be fine with it, Like she can
support whoever she wants, you know, like life is hard.
We all got to help one another.
Speaker 12 (26:28):
Andrew.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
Andrew, so you're telling me that you would be okay
with me talking to a guy who's smacking on the
computer screen.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Andrew, you're judging. You don't even know the kind of
only fans content that girl is putting out. Danielle. I mean,
Fat Joe is on only Fans. You don't even know.
You're just stereotyping.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Did you buy Fat Joe an adult toy if he
needed one?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
And he wasn't a good.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Perspect for zaying dedicated to the cause.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, Andrew, we're gonna let you go because I know
you're at work and I guess you and Maggie can
talk about it later.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Well, he's gonna locks will be changed, So you go
ahead and try, Andrew, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Coming in my house. He's gone now, Maggie. I'm sorry, Maggie.
Oh you're right, though. I think the most irt or
like infuriating part is that he just wouldn't see your
point of view.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
I don't recognize that person. That is not the person
I'm married.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Good morning? Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Am I gonna tall? Had a large black cow? Large black?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Cos?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
I mean large.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He means event you have the biggest funny that venty
is large is twenty Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
In fact, cole is large and gronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedian Felipe As parts the tickets,
So call us up right now if you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
That's eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jebel Show or
(28:23):
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to go up against Victoria who's
playing with her hair at the moment.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What are you doing looking for split ends?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That too twice and what?
Speaker 6 (28:34):
No? Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Are you sure? I think so?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
I thought I almost had LSA of the Week, but
I don't. We're We're all clear. I don't have lie
if my hair.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Just looks a little you said that sounds like you do.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
No, I don't because I I didn't have an even
I know I don't. That's bad. Good news is if
you play you vers Victoria, you're on the phone, so
you can't get lys. Also, all the studio should probably
go get checked for real. You Verse Victoria is next.
It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for comedian Felipe Sparsa. Tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria JP.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
What's up? JP? What's up? Are all there? THK you?
What's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Man?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Just living life? Bro? Getting the kids ready for school?
But can get him out the door? Nice?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
What I'm just kids school start around here.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
It's like eight thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
That's not bad.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Putting it right down the road.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
How old are they? How are they old?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
They're eight and almost twelve? Oh okay, names. I was
going to ask that too, Minus, I'm toleran.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
You really want their names?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, Charlie and Teddy and they and they're with their
friend Miles. Oh that's cute. Little Teddy bears lined up? Yeah,
tell me you're starting a boy bend. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I'm trying, alright, thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when essay pass and
Victoria has to be you outright to win. Are you
ready to go?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
JP? Yes, sir, all right, your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
How many states of matter are there? What percentage of
the world's population has natural red hair? Which fast food
chain has a slogan Live Moss, Taco Bell who was
the first person to state that the Earth was round?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What is a soccer field called?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff, JP,
here's question for you, not really a question. But give
me a quick motivational speech, but make it sound super
angry or depressive.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Wow on the spot.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Oh my gosh, Well, guys, today is a long, cloudy day.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Uh, let's get out there and be depressed.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
It's definitely motivated for that thing.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
All right, Victoria, give me a quick motivational speech, but
make it sound super angry depressive.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Okay, guys angry today Today, we're trying to do great.
Guys today, it's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It's gonna be fine, everything's gonna work out. It's gonna
be great because we're gonna win this thing. You actually
talk like that?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, I know that doesn't sound too different at all.
So I guess we're depressedly motivated. Yeah, I guess regular basis.
I tell you're like, I just want to let you
know you can do whatever you want to do in life,
whatever you want, Like, why not you right?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
So dumb? Yeah? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If we don't know when, just say
passed and you have to beat JP outright to wind, JP,
you can tell Victoria whin to go.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
Go?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
How many states of matter are there? Uh three? What
percentage of the world's population has natural red hair?
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Ooh?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
What fast food chain has the slogan live moss the
taco bell who was the first person to state that
the Earth was round?
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Du a rush? What is the socker field? Called? A field.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Is performed in which sport a toush push rugby? What
does the acronym s m H stand for?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Wait smah, shake my head? I got that in Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Send it over to the scoreboard now and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Victoria got too correct only two? Yeah, only two? And
JP got too correct JP. That's a tie. That means
you win. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
What that was awkward there both of us started talking
and they stopped at the same time. Yeah, that was weird,
but sorry, sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Their JP. All right, here we go. Let's get the
answer now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
There are four states of matter. They are solid, liquid, gas,
and plasma. What a percentage of the world's population that
has natural red hair is less than two percent plasma.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's like your blood and stuff. I mean, yeah, that's
kind of like a liquid. It's different. It's a different
date to matter.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
The fast food chain that has the slogan live Mos
is Taco Bell. The first person to state that the
Earth was round was Pythagoras. A soccer field is known
as a pitch, A touch push is performed in American football,
and SMH does stand for shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
JP. Thank you very much for playing man. Have a
great day.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Thanks brother.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yep, we play you for Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 10 (34:29):
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Speaker 2 (34:36):
Zach is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Kylie.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get
him a second date. But first, Zach, how long has
it been since you heard from Kylie?
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Oh, it's been eleven days.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
All right, we'll tell us a little bit about it.
How many times you try to reach out to her?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Probably since four? Now?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Oh, okay, when we're last time you hit her up?
Speaker 6 (35:02):
It was uh this morning? Actually, okay, we're trying to understand.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay, it was like four text messages or phone calls.
Speaker 14 (35:12):
I started off with just like a you know, like
a funnel up text message the next day, you know,
thanking her for a fun night, and then you reply.
Then I waited a few days, yeah, and then this
morning I did a little See now that I'm thinking
about it, it sounds like I'm totally a fault and
I sound weird, but I played a little jazz riff
(35:33):
on my harmonica as a voice note.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
I sent it to her this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
It sounds like you like her and that you're making
efforts to get a hold of her. So now we
just got to figure out why she's not into it.
Told us about the day.
Speaker 14 (35:47):
Sure, so we went to this rooftop jazz night and
so my harmonica thing this seven this morning. You know,
jazz is kind of a gamble probably, but she told
me she likes vibes, so I felt like that seemed fitting,
you know. Yeah, and we had a we had a
(36:07):
great time. She she completely dug it. Uh, I'm really
into jazz, so I enjoyed it in her company. And
then we grabbed some some tacos after it just was
it sound like a movie because we like sat on
this curve and we're talking to each other with these
tacos in our hands, and the moon was out. There's
like hot sauce on our fingers. In a moment, and
(36:30):
then she had, you know, she had this this wild laugh.
It was just made me laugh. Every time she locked
it would make me laugh because the way she laughed.
And uh, I don't know, she didn't the weird stuff
like I am, Like I collect the old cereal boxes,
vintage boxes.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
I just think it's cool.
Speaker 14 (36:49):
You know, some people collect like old matel toys.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
And we're like lunch boxes.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
I just so happened to as a kid for some reason,
I had I started a little collection and then years later,
like I had these really cool old serial boxes, you know.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Which could be weird.
Speaker 14 (37:05):
I'm obviously in the grown adult male and collect speial boxes.
But she thought that was really cool. She was like respect,
you know, okay, good and she was asking me about it,
and I showed her pixres and I was like, well,
you know, she just made me feel good when we
kissed also, and it was this for me at least,
this adorable moment because we were both kind of awkward,
(37:26):
but not not in a bad way, not like it
was a bad kiss, but just like we were nervous
and both kind of like trying not to mess it up,
you know, Like it wasn't lustful, it was it was
just like everything was like sweet, and I felt like romantic,
really like her.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
And you sound like a hopeless romantic. Why do you
think you're getting ghosted one?
Speaker 15 (37:48):
I'm thinking maybe sometimes obviously women will love romance in
the long run, but sometimes at first it can be
a little bit of a turnoff.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
I'm not exactly a metrosexual guy either. I kind of
do like the three and one shampoo.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Okay, does she know this?
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Yes, I mean we talked about it because she actually
mentioned her ex just briefly, about how he would like
moisture his elbows, and she she like likes it when
a man takes care of herself, and I was like,
I was like, oh, you know, issue pointed out. You know,
I don't usually I don't use hair gel or anything.
I just kind of keep it all natural. I don't
work alone either, And I made some little common like
(38:29):
earth scented.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, I'm not sure. I'm not sure what that smells like,
but maybe that could be it. We'll find out for
you though.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
All right, we'll get your first DA follow up next.
Right in the middle of today's first day follow up.
And if you're just joining us, Zach is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Kylie. So we're about
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Zach, Why don't you break
down your date for us one more time?
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Sure? Cool jazz place.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
It was the vibe had when I thought was very
romantic moments, had tacos on a curb, talked about each other, laughed,
felt comfortable, kissed awkwardly but in a sweet way. And
I've been trying to reach out a few times with
kind of romantic, sweet intentions and maybe maybe a little
(39:22):
too much.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
I guess Okay, I'm the wife.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
She goes to me, ready for us to call her.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Jeez, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 16 (39:30):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Kylie.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Please. Yeah, this is kind of Kylie. How are you?
This is the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. What's up, Kylie?
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubeill.
How are you?
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I actually like listen to you guys sometimes.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh cool, sweet? Well, guess what, Kylie? We got an
email about you from an email. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Day follow Up. That's where if you go on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting and we got to email about
you from somebody, But do you know who.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
That could be?
Speaker 6 (40:17):
I think I know it's Zach, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yes, it is Zach. He said he actually reached out
to you today.
Speaker 11 (40:26):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
I know he's been getting the messages, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
And you're just not responding to them.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't. I don't want
to be an act, but yeah, like I ghosted him.
I'm not like trying to hide that at all.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Can you tell us why you're ghosting?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah? We went out and we went to like this
loose top jazz. We'd sing and it was nice and sweet,
and then we like drab some tacos afterwards, and everything
was going great. He was like charming and you know,
funny and very sweet too. And then like when we
(41:12):
were like eating the tacos, we're talking and then he
grabs like a napkin and starts like drawing, and I'm like, well, yeah,
out of nowhere, you know, I think, oh, this is
kind of like cute, kind of like the you know
in Titanic, when like Leonardo is like drawing case and
(41:37):
I'm thinking, maybe like made you watch that, And you know,
I don't know. But you know, that wasn't really the problem.
The thing is when I looked at the drawing, oh
my god, and he gets saying that he's kind of
like a little bit of artist. He has like all
these different hobbies. But like go way that he drew me,
(42:00):
I kind of like looked like a melk of candle,
like I had one eyeball like this huge chin, and I,
you know, I don't want to. I thought at first
it was like kind of like a funny thing that
he was doing. So I kind of like made fun
of it. I said, oh my god, like this kind
(42:21):
of looks like a Pecasso the bastard.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Type of thing.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
And then he said like no, no, no, no, no, no,
you know this is I mean, looks don't matter at all,
Like you're just a good person and that's what matters.
I'm like, well, you are you trying to say that
I'm ugly, you know what I mean? And so he
became like really awkward because he drew a melted picture
(42:47):
of you.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
You think he called you ugly?
Speaker 6 (42:50):
No, no, because when I made fun of the drawing,
he took it like in the way like he didn't
laugh at all, and he just can't trying to say like, oh, no,
you're like a good person inside and that's what what matters.
And he just kept going and going, same things like that,
you know, because.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
He's he's not good at drawing, or because you think
he called you.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Here if I think like attraction is a big thing,
you know, in the relationship, and if he's not attracted
to me, like, can I tell you relationship?
Speaker 14 (43:38):
I know you guys said to be quiet, but I
just I'm I was like smiling so big from this
story and then all of a sudden, I'm like, what
w and no that picture.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
That I that I drew.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
I was just trying to be I guess in my
own odd way, deep in a way like it's it
was an abstract little thing.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
It's like I draw abstract art all the time. I
was trying to say that that I like you for
who you are.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Are you attracted to Kylie.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
Zach thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, okay, sounds like that was her problem.
Speaker 6 (44:09):
Oh my gosh, that is crazy. I had no idea
that that was something. In the moment. It was like
some emotional realism sketch I was. I was trying to, oh, well,
do you think I'm like an emotional person, like a
tortured person like that, I don't need a man to
save me.
Speaker 14 (44:28):
Like, look, if you saw some of the things that
I drew, you would get a better idea. This was
on a napkin. It was terrible, bad choice. I think
you're beautiful despite all.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
The emotional baggage Like that is not helping things at all. Now,
what you're saying that I'm attracted but like a crazy
person Like no, I'm not.
Speaker 14 (44:55):
Saying that we're all hurt little duck wings. I just
want to take your wings and and mend them. Oh, Kylie,
I'm trying to stay as I see all of your beauty,
and I'm not saying that I think you're emotionally damaged.
I'm just saying we all have our own things, and
whatever it is that you might have, you are so much.
(45:17):
I just see all your beauty, is what I'm trying
to say. So no matter what else comes with it,
your beauty outshines everything.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Do you feel beautiful now, Kylie?
Speaker 14 (45:25):
Just because I think you're a beautiful person on the
inside doesn't mean I don't think you're beautiful on the outside.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I think you're gorgeous. I want you inside and out.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Hey, in that case, Kylie, would you like another day
with Zach? Will pay for it.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
I mean, I think like understanding and hell, just kind
of cute. But he talks a little two months, you know,
and the way he explains things is a little unique.
But like now, I think I understand that, you know,
if you're nervous, and it's kind of cute, right, Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, that sounds like he really likes you. So I mean,
I think that's cute.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
Yes, I.
Speaker 14 (46:17):
Think, all right, fantastic. I actually already have a spot
that I'm thinking about. So thank you, Thank you, Kylie.
And I promise if I draw you again, I'm going
to go for realism. I think this is the beginning
of your healing journey, Kylie, and I'm glad to walk
the path with you.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, all right, congratulations Jubile's first date follow up this time.
What's trending?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So scientists are studying something called grumpy Old Man syndrome.
It's a real thing, and apparently it turns out that
it's something that men go through similar to PMS, but
it's called i AMS Irritable Male syndrome. It's a lesser
known condition and affecting men that mirror similar aspects of PMS,
So you might not be having cramps and stuff, but
(47:05):
you're experiencing hormonal fluctuations and.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Mood and behavioral changes.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Allegedly, Yes, they're still studying it to fully understand it,
because we've known that men's.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Hormones will say that all the time.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
You know, they'll be like men get there like time
of the month too, and I wasn't like, yeah, right,
but apparently we do.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
Well.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's been interesting to see, Like, there's this one person
that I follow on social media. It's a guy that
talks about men's hormones and with the intention of helping
women communicate with men better, and like at what time,
So if a man cycle is twenty four hours, he
was trying to explain that there's usually about five PM
is the time that you shouldn't be trying to communicate
with them because of whatever has been happening in the day,
(47:44):
Like you need to decompress and like give them that
moment to reregulate.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
But can't like also he tell men how to like
also communicate with women better.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Well, there are plenty of people that do that as well.
You have to choose to do the work with all
this information.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
It's your choice how you decide to internalize it.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It may since around five o'clock, I'm usually talked out.
I just want I just don't want to talk to
anybody around then until like maybe like seven.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, it's like if you're just coming home and somebody's
not always talk to Victoria around that time. Usually it's
like a very quick conversation and let's keep it going.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
She always calls me to go over show stuff for
the next day. Yeah, yeah, And I was like, damn,
I don't like Victoria right.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Now because I don't know. And I'm like, I know
you don't know, but we need to pick. We're gonna
have to figure it out. That's the conversation. Even though
you guys are not romantically involved.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
That happens a lot in couples because if a man's
coming home, the woman's like, guess what, guess what? Oh
my gosh, and wants to talk to her person. Understandable,
but this guy's like, don't do that because the man
needs to recalibrate himself, like hormonally.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I don't know. It's really interesting thing. I was super
in on it because I was like, ooh, tell me more.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
A snap on Victoria today when we have our show
call later. Sorry about that's my period.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's not a great excuse for that. Okay, It's always
happen this time of day. Okay.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
But also, you men don't get to abuse ims. We're
still at work all the time with PMS.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
So you're good. And why don't they have cramps because
they don't have what we have? Well, yeah, but I
have cramps. I think they should also have cramps. I
agree with you, and they do have miss cramps from
the conversations at five. Okay, but my brain cramps terrible.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
If they do have those cramp inducer, I think you
can get them on Amazon. A lot of people are like,
I'm feeling this. I want you to feel it too.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Actually give you the Same'll give you these like little
electronic things that you look your body. Sure, I mean
I don't. Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
But I have never taken that away from any woman
I have it. I would hate to have that kind
of thing. Well was actually very empathetic. He looks somebody
He's like, man, that sucks. I'm sorry that so much
to have to do. Like I I've always been understanding
of that because I think about it. For me, I'm like,
if I had to if that happened to my body
once a month, I would be a mess. Yeah, I
would not. I wouldn't even want to do this whole
(50:02):
thing anymore. I'd be like, dude, every single month is
going to happen. I'm not going to stay here that long.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Tired of this. This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
My allergies act up, you know, constantly during the day,
and like I have, I'm like, I just can't do
this any more allergies. Like imagine if I was having
cramps and things, No, it would be a mess.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
And this is why women have them and men don't,
because we have a higher pain tolerance and threshold for
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh yea, because it's how it was.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Worked out in the world anyway, Blame that whole conversation
is what's trending.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
Jubils dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I do.
Speaker 8 (50:43):
I've gotten myself in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Okay, what happened? Exciting?
Speaker 8 (50:48):
So I accidentally sent a naughty pick if.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
You will, than that was an accident? Are you sure
I know?
Speaker 8 (51:01):
I swear it was an accident.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
And let me explain.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
So basically, I was out of town last week on
a work trip, and long story short, I have.
Speaker 17 (51:17):
A current boyfriend, so I'm dating someone right now. But
my boyfriend and my ex have the same name. You
can't make things up.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (51:30):
It's like you you can't play.
Speaker 17 (51:32):
With how destiny works, right, Sure, but it just so
happens they have the same name. And I knew, of course,
at the time, I really probably should have deleted my ex's.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
Number from my phone or blocked him or whatever.
Speaker 8 (51:48):
But I just never had the heart too.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (51:52):
It feels just so final that I just I never did.
Speaker 17 (51:57):
And now it's coming in, buying me in the butt
because basically last week, when I was out of town,
I was out with my coworkers. We were having a
good time, and you know when you're out with coworkers.
Speaker 6 (52:07):
And drinks are free and you kind of drink a
little more than you should.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
And you're in a good mood and you're out.
Speaker 17 (52:14):
Of town and you're I don't know, And I was
in the bathroom and I was kind of feeling it,
and I was like, Okay, I want to send my
boyfriend a dirty text, and the line in the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (52:25):
Was like really long.
Speaker 6 (52:26):
The girls were kind of like there was only like
two stalls.
Speaker 8 (52:28):
They were like rushing me. So I just I quickly,
did it come to behind out?
Speaker 6 (52:33):
I sent it to the wrong person?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Did your ex respond?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (52:38):
Yeah he did? And now we're talking again.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
And well.
Speaker 8 (52:47):
Right, and of course, like I don't know if I
should keep talking to him. Of course it's sort of
has like, girl, you have a boyfriend. I know, I know,
I know, I know, but this is why it's my
dirty secret.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
So yeah, man, it could have been a sign somebody
pushing you towards your ex to say you're what the
wrong one?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
And then you go back to the other one. I mean, yeah,
you can keep talking to him. Just tell your boyfriend,
oh yeah, and then and what do you think is
going to happen there? Back?
Speaker 6 (53:16):
So you tell her a lie?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Oh no, I wasn't telling her a lie.
Speaker 8 (53:19):
But trust me, I'm I'm in a situation here for
better for worse. But that is that is my dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Well, thank you for telling us. Good lucksh what's your
dirty little secret?
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