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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you trust celebrity branded items Double Show? Of course,
you know, like any of the billion items that the
Kardashians have for sale, or Sydney Sweeney's new line of
headphones designed specifically for those that are tone deaf, and
of course, who could forget SpongeBob's line of adult contraceptive devices.
(00:20):
One influencer is making international headlines this morning for their
attempt to be the next huge instant brand. What did
they do? Why is the world talking about it? And
why is it costing them? Maybe millions of dollars? Whoa
for being sued? We'll tell you what it is right
after this. It's Digible Show. Be careful who you trust
the Double Show, especially when it comes to buying a
(00:42):
celebrities item, whatever it is that they have for sale.
You know, the Kardashians have about a billion items that
you can buy from them. We're usually pretty legit to alright,
to be honest, and I would trust on the Kardashians
because they've definitely done their work and they it's all approved,
and they've done enough research to figure out they've been
selling things for a long time. Yeah, so they know
how to get it done. Well, not everybody knows how
(01:05):
to do that, and one influencer is making international headlines
for a product that they created. Not only that, but
they are also facing criminal charges and being sued for
millions of dollars because they wanted to be the next
Kardashian Is In what industry insiders are calling the biggest
marketing blunder of the year, Social media influencer Skyler Bloom
(01:25):
I don't know who that is known for eight million followers.
Heyo saw her her first major product go off the
rails in an unexpected way, so she created a brand
new beauty meats food line.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh I'm sorry what you guys are laughing, but I've
had the same vision.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nina has a skincare line I do. It's called t Bosi.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Technically you could, because it's all natural, you could eat
it and wouldn't hurt you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But you shouldn't. Okay, it's called t Bozi. If you
want to check it out, it's good stuff. Thank you.
But this influencer is making international headlines today for the
marketing for the biggest marketing blunder of the year. They're
saying she created a brand new beauty meats food line Snackskin.
She called it. Okay, how did okay? How did she
do it?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Launched last week with a glossy live stream product demo
and the slogan wear your Breakfast, be your Brunch. Oh
wait girl, what what? What's her product? The six item
line included fan favorites such as Poor Pancake Primer, BB
Buttermilk Foundation, lip loaf gloss, and x Foley oak mask.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, see this sounds really cute if that was just it,
But she really wants.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You to eat it. Yes, it's actually she wanted you
to eat it. She said that it saves time in
the morning, so you can do your makeup and eat
breakfast at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
This She marketed it as a SPA to skill it formula,
which is hey, some of these terms, you could definitely
tell it. It's an influencer coming up with it. It's
not there. I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So she's saying you can put on your primer and
then use whatever you didn't back in the pan to
make yourself a pancake.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yes, that doesn't feel safe for your face. A few
problems with it. She's one no FDA approval. Yeah, she
was somehow able to produce enough of this that hundreds
of her customers bought it before it eventually got shut down. Wow.
And in order to release the tasty breakfast part of
the skincare that you were putting on your face, the
(03:27):
product did have to be heated up, and because there
was no clinical test done, it all had a very
flammable ingredient in it. Oh my, and at least ten
people had to call the fire department when they were
doing their morning skincare routine and got ready to be branch.
I guess and threw it in a pan.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh why.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I like the idea of the time you saved time,
you get breakfast and you look cute. I hate the
idea of all the products like the what are the
poor one is called?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That sounds gross. We're talking about an influencer who decided
to throw their hand to the ring and start selling
things like most celebrities do on the internet. And she
created a spot to skill it makeup experience with their
skincare line Snackskin, and you were talking about poor pancake
primer ew, the BB Buttermilk Foundation or the lip loaf cloths,
(04:10):
see which you should have done?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Is made this more of a sensory experience and get
rid of the eating it. Because if you did do snackskin,
and you made something called snackskin and you actually use
let me not to give you guys ideas. If you
use ingredients that you could eat but you're not gonna eat,
then it would be a really cute marketing thing. But
the fact that you're trying to have people drink their
lip gloss it is insane.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thankfully, not many of her followers bought the product yet,
but she is facing criminal charges for not going through
the right steps, because if you're gonna have people eat things,
kind of have to make sure you know it's right
you make yourself. I think so, I'm not sure. It
doesn't really say how she got it done, but she
had enough of the product where hundreds of people bought
it before they eventually shut it down. She's being sued
(04:52):
by one woman whose whole kitchen burned down, whoa for
almost two million dollars, and there was a quote from
her in one of the parts of her quote. When
they asked her about this, she said, what's the FDA
should be very careful with who you buy products from.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, that just feels all kinds of honey, And I'm
just thinking about making pancakes with my mom and putting
it on her face and just being like, ah no.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
But like, I don't understand why influencers like they they
think that because they have a following that automatically they're
following it's going to buy whatever products they come out with.
But there's been time and time again where it's proven
that this does not work.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Like you can't just make people buy dump you can,
but like they will buy it though, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
But for some people doesn't feel disrespectful to the follower though, Like,
if you think about the person that you're following, they're
trying to sell you absolutely stupid stuff just because they can.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
They're laughing at you.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, So when you look at the people that you're idolizing,
you got to really think about what their motivation is.
Like I use Ariana Grande's perfume, but I don't think
like she put a lot of work into it. And
sometimes even when I wear it the cloud one, people
are like, oh, is that Baccarat.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I'm like, no, but she put all of that work.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Into this perfume, so it smells like a super designer
one and she cares about her people. She wants them
to have like affordable luxury.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, we're talking about an internet influencer who started a
new product line and it's facing criminal charges and also
a two million dollar lawsuit because her line was a
line of makeup that you can also eat for breakfast,
and she didn't get it tested, nothing like that, And
it had a flammable ingredient, so people try to heat
up the makeup after they were putting it on their face.
It caused fires. Oh, this is so insane. Someone like
(06:28):
Ariana Grande I would trust though, because she's got enough
money right to make sure it's done correctly. If you're
just like somebody on Instagram who's got a bunch of
followers and they're just a normal influencer, I don't know
if I would know if they had like the scratch
to get that done correctly, or like somebody like me.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You do find people that know how to do the
things that you don't know how to because you care
so much about people and yourself, Like you got to
be willing to use it herself, Like she probably doesn't
even use this pancake primer.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I mean I would hold that, would Kay whoever I'm
buying from at least is what the FDA is.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, they have a minimum. Yeah, maybe that make that
the question if you buy any celebrities goods? First, Hey,
have you ever heard of the FDA? Yes? I have. Okay,
maybe you can trust Nina's brand. Other than that, if
they say no, definitely, do not trust that. It's another
jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude.
(07:26):
It's Donk, super excited to get in here today.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
I'm sorry, who is it?
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, hey, dude, Sorry, this is doctor Donk. I'm calling
from the center. I was looking for Marcus. He's coming
in to go a all snip snip today. I get
your pro sactomy done.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Did you say bro sectomy?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah? Yeah, it's what don calls it. Oh, like I
know it's called of a sack of me?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You did?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I mean, I'm a doctor. But anyway, Hey, so, like,
I know you originally scheduled with doctor Ball. Like, for
whatever reason, he's not going to be in this afternoon.
So like I'm gonna be the dude filling in who's
gonna just you know, snip you up, get you all
good to go. So you will. You know you're shooting
blanks from now on, dude, you know what I mean?
(08:16):
Like I said, I just want to call let you
know that kind of go over a few things, you know,
see if you had any uh hold on one that
one second? One? Dropped it again? Did hold on one second?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
All right?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, sorry about that. I dude, I just dropped my phone.
But anyway, you got any questions for me before I snip.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
You up, before you snipped me up, So you guys
normally refer to it as snipping up and.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Dropped, draped it again? Hold the wall is one second?
Bre okay? Hello?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Why are you dropping the phone so much? What is
what's going on over there?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh? Dude? Sorry about that, brother, But like I hit
a PR today doing curls. You know what I mean?
Uh just got downe with my wad, you know. So
I hit a PR today with doing curls and my
hands are hell of shaky, and I keep dropping my phone.
You know what it is like.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
But you're going to be doing you said your hands
are hella shaky? Yeah, you're dot me.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Like, yeah, do you like? Well? You know, I go
I like to get my wad done in the morning,
you know what I mean? Said Donk was like I
was just like, let me see if I could set
a record to day with the curls, you know what
I mean. So, like, you know, everything's kind of like
just jacked up and like kind of shaky right now.
But don't worry about it, dude, Like I'll be good
to go by the time it comes to get down
(09:54):
and your mix up and uh, you know, cut it off.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Get down in my mix up. You're you're kidding me right.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, no, dude, I don't know if you knew what. Okay,
so you met with the doctor before right to go
over what I eseectomy is. Yes, so like I have
to go down there, dude. You know I'm gonna have
to grab it and like pull it around a little
bit and really like get a good view of what
I'm working with before, you know, so I snip it
(10:25):
up just right. I'm really good at doing these new worries.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Uh, dude, you don't. You're not filling the confidence right now.
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Understand like how it might be, yeah, because like you're
coming in here to get like things snipped up and
you might not be feeling like I'm much of a man.
But like I can assure you, dude, I've had three
of these and like you know, like I still got
all the test halls around, so you're not gonna lose any.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Three of these. Or you've done three of these.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, like I've done too, but I've had three, so
like I got a lot of experience with these asectomies,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Like, so how do you even have three vasectomies? That's
how is that possible? But I'm not gonna let some
meatheads sounding CrossFit bro do my vasectomy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well I can castle for you, but I gotta let
you know you like no refunds, so like you're gonna
be built for it today anyway, So like if you
can find the time, you.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Might as well come. You're dude, I'm not coming in,
so you're not billing.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Me, all right?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Fine, then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call then, dude, what Yeah, this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you
and your wife set you up, said that you have
a missect to me later this afternoon. You were nervous
about it and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I was gonna say, there's no way this guy is
a doctor. Dude, Oh my god, you had me freaked out, Like,
what the hell is going on?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Franks, It's time Bernina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
There's somebody who's trying to take the take Hershey chocolate
off the shelves before Halloween. Why well, I'll let you
know if they're successful in a minute. But first let's
talk about Chick fil A because they have now launched
a beverage focused concept called day Bright. So this is
a new chain that they plan to open up in
Atlanta first, but it's going to feature special specialty coffees
(12:30):
wow talk Nina smoothies, cold pressed juices, and then they're
also still gonna have the check. I would do you
want to do this the Chick fil A menu, so
it's like a fancy or Chick fil A kind of.
I started the specialty coffee, so it's like, what are
you Starbucks with Chick fil a cold brew and stuff
like that, or like and the chicken sandwich or some
(12:51):
more like Duncan, because then it would be like, I mean,
it's probably not like either. I shouldn't compare because they
were each their own. No, you can compare, but that's
what I'm sarry, like.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Starbucks move to me like Starbucks kind of move.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But I mean, I don't think I would hate it
if I could get a coffee and a chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They have the chicken minies like for breakfast. I don't.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
I like more of like a chicken nuggets or like
chicken sandwich. I don't love their breakfast, but that's just
how it makes you feel.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I've never had their breakfast before, really, but this isn't
the first time that they've tried to do a different
type of a concept. They used in twenty twenty three
they opened up something called the Little Blue Menu, which
was like Chick fil A Classics, but with wings and burgers,
so it wasn't just a chicken.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh, I don't like that the Chick fil A six chicken.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's what I was gonna say too. It's like you
really went away from your brand.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, because you're trying to like expand, but they already
are really big, Like they're one of the best fast
food chain restaurants in America.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I feel like, well, they would definitely want they want more. Okay,
don't be creepy. So next time you're feeling twisty, he's
already line up for months when you open it. Yeah,
you know, just do what you do.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I think, well, they might do that too today, bright,
We'll see how long it stays. In other news, how
far would you go to find a man? I looked
directly at Victoria would you go to find a man?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, at this moment, like on a weekday, not very far?
I gave me. I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Let me be clear, I'm not talking about distance, like
what would you do.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Distance?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm thinking like how like dramatic or like what type
of a gesture would you be willing to do?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Like gestures like I will fall down the stairs so
you can help me get up, or like I will
give you like I'll give you like boombox outside your
house like that, Like what's a gesture?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Both of us kind of do the same thing. So anyway,
let me let me start this story. There's a woman
in San Francisco who is trending because she did it
like it's been done before, and she took out a
digital billboard. So this digital billboard is Mary Lisa dot com.
So it's this big picture of Lisa, and then this,
and then it's Mary Lisa dot com. And then she's
been posting pictures of selfies of herself in front of
(14:59):
Mary Lisa dot But when you go there, there's a
whole bunch of applications for anybody that's interested. But then
there's like her must haves and like can't do's that
are on there.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Looking at the website right now, is it pretty like
reasonable must have some can't do?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Fun facts about Lisa. Okay, she's forty one years old,
five five, one hundred and thirty pounds thirty sixty She's
from Sanmonteo, California. She is cute. She's got curly, dark hair.
She went to Santa Clarina Santa Clara University. Okay, she's
currently self employed. Nice, She's got a great sense of humor.
What's the big deal. She loves going out and doing things.
(15:35):
She's a convertible owner. Hey, she has money, she just
spent it to put up a billboard, just like. She's
a great like listener, great, wants to marry and have
kids within the next two to three years. Oh, she
is the last thing on her about about Lisa on
the Mary Lisa website.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
She should have just left that off because dudes get
real scared, real fast.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
She's actually got endorsements on her websites from people.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
What.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I've known Lisa for years and she's truly one of
a kind. Maybe we should try to Mary Nina and
vic dot com.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
People on TikTok's like, Hey, like my brother's single, and
they'll put like five videos back back of their brother
and they're usually.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Kind of hot.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's so funny. I didn't even tell you about her.
She's but just so you know, they're going to be
on the shelves. The woman tried to see them for
five million dollars because she didn't think the candy was
scary enough. What but scary enough, she's so she ended
up getting that thrown out. So they're they're going to stay,
but five million dollars, they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Never thought that a candy needed to be scarier ever,
Yeah no, but the nerve just eat it, he would,
hoping they would just settle. Yeah, you know, they didn't.
Five million, five hundreds. That's what's trying to do.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
First day to follow up.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
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dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Iris is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a Guyana Toby.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it's all us why he's ghostinger, and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Iris, how long has
it been since you heard from Toby.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
It's been about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, okay, that's a decent amount of time. Was the
last time you talked to him? On the date?
Speaker 12 (17:17):
I texted him? No, the last time I texted him
and then he kind of like liked my text.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
He just thumbed up and then that was it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh how annoying he did not respond.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Also, I got to praise you for not doing any
anxiety text and following that up with something, because there's
a good chance that may have happened.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Thank you. No, I mean, I've been restraining myself. I'm
just like, okay, just play it cool. Like I'm just
trying to play it cool.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
I'm trying to like, we go far back, so so
we're just yeah, I know I've known to her for
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh okay, so you've known each other how long have
you guys known each other?
Speaker 12 (17:56):
We were actually college sweethearts our freshman year, so yeah,
so you know a good amount of time, like fifteen
of years. And look, it was quintessential college like he
made out with a girl and I broke up with him.
When that happened, you know, it was kind of write
a passage of like college stuff. I didn't really take
(18:19):
it that personal. I had a boyfriend like literally two
days later.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So it was okay. So that was back in the day.
And then you guys reconnected.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
Well, we we actually like bumped into each other at Target,
so random. Oh yeah, it was really random, and he
looked the same and he just seemed like more manly.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
It was.
Speaker 10 (18:39):
Yeah, it was kind of like instinct connections.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
So then how did you guys decide to hang out
outside of Target or did you do it like in
that moment?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
Well, it was kind of like just in this moment,
he's like, hey, can I, you know, get your number?
Like he wasn't super he was cheesy about it, but
he wasn't like being like, yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Of course you want to give you your number. And
so then we just set up a time and went
to the candle makings workshop.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Date.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
It was fun.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
It was fun and we were just like having a
really good time. We were like laughing at us. We
made he makes sense and the sense were all mixed
up and kind of felt like all the bird popcorn
is what we called it. But we were just like
laughing really hard and people were like staring at us.
It was really it was. It was a really fun day.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So what happened.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
We looked up after?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Okay, really it was.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
It was great and it was just like nostalgic, but
also like felt fresh and new, like there was some
like new chemistry.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
There with him and I.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
It was just like our love Story sequel, like it was.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
It was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well why do you think he's not calling you back?
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Well, so the girl that he made out with, I
found her on Instagram. This is a long time ago,
and I sent it to him him and I was.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Like, oh my god, it was that curally you made
out with in college.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Remember.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Yeah, he didn't really stick anything. He just kind of like.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Liked it, and I was.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
I thought it was even fresh and fun.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah that's that's kind of awkward, but also kind of silly,
like why would he I mean, if you're ghosting somebody
after that, that's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Maybe you just didn't want to remember that time.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Like I'm a little sad about it, like it was
maybe it was kind of awkward for me to do that,
now that you're saying that, maybe, Yeah, but you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hooked up after you hook up with somebody that you
know they should do more than like a text.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
That's what I think.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
I mean, Like, I don't know, especially because there's history,
there's not he's nothing random guy I just met.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Is that the last you heard from him was after that?
Speaker 10 (20:50):
That was basically it? Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back, and then
call him and see if it tell us why he's
ghosting you, and then see if we can get you
a second date.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Okay, I appreciate it, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
Iris is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Toby. So in a second we're gonna
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Iris,
why don't you break down your date again for us
real quick.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Sure, we ran into each other at Target.
Speaker 13 (21:28):
We're old college freshman sweethearts and sparks flu.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
We went and had a date.
Speaker 12 (21:34):
We made some candles, had to blast, and then hooked
up that night. And then I sent him a text
like a day later, basically reminded him of the past.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
And I haven't heard from him in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Toby. Please. Yes, Hey, Toby,
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jebile Show. Hi Toby. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria
(22:18):
and my name's Jewble.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
What's up? What's up?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Much? You ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm every once in a while. I
work from home, but you know I'm not okay. Oh yeah,
I've got you guys on in the car.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Sure cool, Thank you very much. Yeah, Toby. Then you've
probably heard the first Day follow up before, and that's
a segment where if you go on a date with
somebody and you are ghosting them, they can have us
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting
And we got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Huh okay, yeah, a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Do you know would email us?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah? I'm assuming this is about Iris, right?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah? Iris, you guys used to be college sweethearts and
then ended up running into each other again and went
on a date and now you're ghosting or she doesn't know?
Why would you mind telling you?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, it's please do not charge me. Like this is
going to sound a little more loaded than it is,
but I'm I'm kind of, I'm I'm not kind of,
I am I'm engaged. I mean, it's complicated, but yeah,
(23:42):
I know it's it's it's like we pay for the
invitations and everything. So what.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Toby, Hey, Toby, that's sir. She's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Do you have anything to say?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
What? Oh?
Speaker 14 (23:58):
Uh oh god?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Uh hi uh wow? No, I please, just sorry, I'm
not good with the confrontation.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
Uh so you're gonna burn me again?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
No, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't I didn't know, Okay, I'm sorry. Just please,
I didn't know what to do? Okay, you like you can't. Really,
you got me really messed up over here, and I'm.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Should go in there.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I couldn't stop thinking about like you and your laugh
and and the way that you you smelled like like
toasted vanilla, you know, after doing the candles and and
and your your lips and oh god we are together,
and I'm sorry, I'm just I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Some you do often you cheat on your fancy often.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
No, no, no, no, I just I think I think
I have to call my wedding.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Do you think that you're honest of yourself? Toby?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Do you think that you actually wanted to call off
your wedding and needed an excuse? Or is it really
because you have feelings for Iris?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I know what I felt with Iris, and I feel
like you felt it too. I know you felt it too.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
Yeah, but like you can't say those things after finding
out that you're engaged, Toby, Like really, I.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Just I just feel like we just need to spend
a little more time together so that I can like
see like if me doing this is the right idea
or not.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
You know, No, you're engaged?
Speaker 13 (25:47):
What?
Speaker 10 (25:47):
No, You're this is ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
No, you didn't you say Iris when we were talking
to you earlier that when you dated him Incollogey cheated
on you too.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Yeah, you're doing it again, basically the same spot that
we left off on. That was so much.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
That was totally different. I was like fifteen years ago.
Is I'm yes, a different person. Now you're a different person.
That that was that I like made out with some
other ticket was that was nothing. This is like very different.
We should go off air and we should just talk
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this that we should meet up. We should with school out.
We just go out again and see you know if
I feel like the sparks are there and I've just
been like these I haven't responded because I'm I can't
stop thinking about you, you know, and and.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
It's you're engaged.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
You're engaged, and I don't want you to not be
engaged because of me, because of a target and our
stupid dates with candles.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
No, No, this is ridiculous. Just go on with your
life and I'll see you never.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
No, I'm sorry. Like I feel like I feel like
us reconnecting was like fate in a way. You know,
It's like you, I feel like you're you're the woman
I always should have been with.
Speaker 10 (27:06):
I feel horrible forever who you're engaged to.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And just you know I feel horrible too. I know,
I know, I feel horrible. I think I think I'm
in love with you.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Oh wow, you need to talk to SRAPI. This is
not okay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I know it's I know it's not okay. That's why
we need to meet up, you know, and and we
can just if you need a little time to think
this over. I totally get it, But I I want
to see you.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, I have to ask because it's the first day
follow up iris, would you like to go on another
day with Toby? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Yeah, I'll meet up with you. But I'm not an anyone.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
I just think I have to check it out. Like
Toby said, I just I'm just check out. Like we're
just gonna talk, Toby. Nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Are you sure you're playing?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I get it, and we'll just talk. We won't we
won't mess around with candles or sense or any of
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh my god, look.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Each other in the eyes and see what this is.
Speaker 10 (28:13):
Okay. Yeah, let's just okay, it's sue a little bit,
just all right?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well, good luck, Iris and Toby. Thank you. Be careful, Iris,
be very careful.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
I love me, Thank you so much. Juble's First Date
follow up.
Speaker 11 (28:31):
Weird about your quiz is, Katie, is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for comedian Felippe Sparsa tickets, So call us
right now if you want to play eight eight eight
three four three one O six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one, And you can
also d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com. If you think you have
(29:04):
the good stuff? Who kind of Victoria? He reminds me
of A Yeah, I don't know what I was saying there. Okay,
it's like a blip he's trying to reminds you of.
It was something.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Good stuff sounds like a food, like like a donut.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Snuff Oreo.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okayo, yeah, is that what am I right about?
Speaker 12 (29:24):
That?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Was there a stuffed oreo?
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
They are stuff. It's double stuffed. That's what I was
thinking of that they have the extra cream in the
medal if you think you can double stuff Victoria? WHOA
call us right now? That didn't sound good. No, just
call and we'll play right after this. It's a double show.
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I've worn dresses with higher iques. But you think you're
an intellectual.
Speaker 12 (29:50):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for comedian Selipe Sparsa. Tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria? Ian? What's up? Ian?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
This is Leanne. How's it going?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Good man? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
I feel like I'm in a dream because we call
me and my eight year old kiddo, we call every morning,
so it's just like I'm convincing to myself this is real.
I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
We're not just liftings happening.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
You are.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, you're the star of the show right now. Yeah,
let's eight year old's name.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
My eight year old's name is James James, and yep,
we're on the way to school with slash work because
I teach at the school that he goes to.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Does James get special treatment because everybody knows that his
dad's a teacher?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Sometimes he's like, hey, you got to listen to me.
My dad's a teacher.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So to smart man, I run this scho you're smart, James.
Here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and here's how the game is played. You got thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible, and if you
don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, Victoria
(31:15):
is out of the studio and here we go. Ian
your time starts.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
What protein makes the blood red in color?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oath?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
What animal is known as man's best friend dog? How
many chromosomes does a human cell have?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Twenty three?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
What's the name of the motel in the movie Psycho
or the book Psycho?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Pass which rotating part drives motor boats.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
The rudder who was the.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
First winner of the Masked Singer.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Oh gosh, I have no idea. I'm Katie Ferry.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff,
here's a question for you.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Ian.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Would you rather have a tarantula living on your eyebrow
or live in a house made only of tortillas?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
And why oh not the tarantula one automatically, because that's
a nightmare and I love tortillas. Okay, we're good.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I can see that checking.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
The house one one rainy day, one rainy day, and
I might regret that.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So yeah, yeah, exactly would you rather have a tarantula
living on your eyebrow or living house made only of tortillas?
And wy oh my tortillas and wine and why oh.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Wine?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm like, obviously, tortillas and wine. Yeah, that sounds fantastic. Actually,
I mean house of tortilla sounds kind of yummy. Also,
house of tortillas sounds like a Netflix show, kind of
I guess same thing. Tortillas. All right, here we go
thirty seconds cents as many questions as possible if you
don't know when, just say passed. And you have to
be Ian outright to win, and and you can tell
(33:05):
Victoria when to go.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Okay you ready, Victoria, No, but let's go go.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
What protein makes the blood red in color?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Wait? What protein? Way? Prote Wait? Wow, I don't know.
I don't know. What animal is known as this man's
best friend?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Wait's Brady Carpenter? Wait? What to say? What animal? How
dog gets a dogs? Does the human cell have? Yeah? Yeah,
twenty eight? What's the name of the motal and psycho?
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
You want girl? Wait? Crap? Oh dang it. That was best.
That went really well? Wait what was the question? Let's
send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer. Yes,
Victoria did get one correct. Yeah I did, and Ian
also got one correct. Okay, congratulations, it's a win. You
(34:02):
did it.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yes, it's gotta feel good.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
We both know dog.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Did.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Ian did get through more questions, so we gotta give
him credit for that too.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I was getting there. Time really sneaks up on you.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
All right, let's get the answers now with nina Hemoglobin
is the protein that makes blood red and color? What
dog is a man's best friend? The dogs or whatever?
Forty six chromosomes are the amount of chromosomes in a
human style. The name of the motal in Psycho is
the Baits Motel, and then they may show about that. Yep,
(34:41):
it's called Baits Motel, isn't it Yep. The rotating part
that drives motor boats is the propeller. And the first
winner of the Mask Singer was Tee pain.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Ian. Thank you for playing. You and James have a
great day.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Ok, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, man, you were thank you. It was like you
were Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play, all you have to do
is DM must have the Jubile Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com. It's time to cash a cheater
only on the Jubil Show. Mason is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and he's been with
(35:18):
his girlfriend Taliah for two years now, but he thinks
she might be fooling around, so we'll see if we
can catch her if she is, sorry, you have to
come on the show this way. But what's going on?
Why do you think Talia's cheating.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Yeah, I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me
because I heard her say.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Another guy's name, like when.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Uh during in I say intimate moment.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh, did you ask her about it?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
I did, Yeah, I asked her, and she just you know,
denied it, saying like insisting that she that Mason, which
is my name, but I could have sworn I heard
her say Jason and which sounds like my name, but
it's you know, different letter in front, like right, I
don't know, It's just it's just.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's like a throe on my side.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
It's just bothering me, and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I got a feeling about.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
It, Okay, is anything else going on other than you
thinking you pretty much heard her say someone else's name.
Speaker 14 (36:15):
And then I did.
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
But just after that her I just noticed her.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Behavior has been I guess I would say defensive, Like
she's just been slightly more defensive, which is just really
put it on my mind.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
More so, is she defensive about everything or because you
brought up the Jason thing.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Well, since I brought up the adjacent thing, like, there's
just been a lot of little things that she's been
a bit more defensive about. Like we make like breakfast
in the morning, just like little things like she'll just
get generally more irritable sense, and it's it just doesn't
feel normal, like you just feels that something is off.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Also like it's with other things.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
Too, Like whenever we've been, you know, on the way
to getting more intimate, she she like shut it down
down and be like, oh, like we don't need to
do this right now, like almost like she doesn't want
the opportunity to stay this guy.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
Jason's name again.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
Apart from that, like she's just been staying later at work,
always just kind of vaguely saying like, oh, yeah, I'm
just busy, but like she come home at like seven thirty,
you know, and it's just odd timing, like she she
and I just signed ourt least for our first apartment together,
right and yeah, and like everything was otherwise just going great.
(37:35):
Like usually whenever we argue, like we just talk it
out and it's fine. But we've've been together for almost
for like two years, and it's just not.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Been like this at all.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, Like she's short and annoyed with you. Do you
know of any other jasons in her life?
Speaker 8 (37:50):
I mean, not anything that comes to mind me.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's kind of a common name.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
I feel like I meet a lot of people who
could probably be named Jason.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
But yeah, like I can't say anything that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Did you like look on her social or anything. I
feel like that's the first thing I would do. My
man said somebody else's name, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, yeah, I look at every single Jason. Yeah, usually
you can find things that you're looking for.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
But I'll be.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Honest, I would feel too bad doing it because I mean,
I don't want to say, like stooping down to like
someone else's level, because like, I don't think this behavior
is beneath her, like it's not like her. But I
just I get in my own head about it, like
what if I'm overthinking it or something like that, But
then you know what they're getting, like upset over honestly
(38:37):
small things. I don't know. I just I just want
to find out.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, I mean, hopefully you are overthinking it.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Hopefully.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right, Well we'll find out you already told us
what grocery store. She's a rewards membreath, So we'll play
a song, come back, and then call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right,
we'll get you to catch a cheeter. Next. Right in
(39:06):
the middle of to Catch a Cheater if you're just
joining us, Mason is on the phone and he thinks
that his girlfriend of two years, to Lea, might be
messing around. So we're about to call her and presentd
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member at, and say that every single month, we
choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floor apartment, and we'll see if she sends
those to her boyfriend Mason or to somebody else. And
(39:27):
before we do that, Mason, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
So, I've been with my girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Talia for almost two years, and everything was going great
until I could have sworn I heard somebody else's name
when we were intimate. I heard her say Jason, which
is not my name. My name is Mason. And since
then she's just been like irritable and arguing over little
things like she's resistant to getting intimate again and it
(39:54):
just seems suspicious.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Okay, you ready for us to call her and see
if we can figure it out. Let's do it all right,
here we go. Hi, this is Corbick calling from I
(40:17):
was looking for our rewards card member named Talia. Yes, Hi, Hi, Talia.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with some big congratulations. You're this most
big winner. Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
Okay, cool, thanks, I would I win?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh, maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. It's thirty six longstim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card. It's
absolutely free, no purchase necessary. It's just our way of
saying thank you very much for being such a loyal
Customer's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 10 (40:56):
Actually, wow, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
You do this every month, yep, every single month, and
this month it's Talia month.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Wow. Okay, that's cool. I have a question, does it
have to be I'm kind of anti flowers. Can it
be like a plant or something or.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Sure, Yes, we have things like that. Okay, cool, you
want to cat die?
Speaker 10 (41:18):
Yeah, that'd be adorable.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, Sure we can do an arrangement with that. Absolutely.
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name of the person you'd like to
send them to.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
Okay, I'd like to send it to Mason.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Okay, and anything you want to put on a card
to Mason.
Speaker 15 (41:38):
Yeah, We're just moving into our department together, so I'd
like to say something like I hope you like our
new little cactus. Then I thought it could be our
first thing we have together in our new apartment.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
That.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh that's sweet and Talia. Now I will let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
It's actually a radio show. It's called a Jewbill Show. Hi.
I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victorian. Hey, my name is Jubell.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
How are you uh disappointed?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Well, yeah, sorry about that. But we do a segment
on the show it's called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to, and your boyfriend,
Mason is on the phone.
Speaker 10 (42:28):
We wait, what are you wait? Mason? Hello, Mason, hey babe,
what is this?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
What?
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I ge't what? What? Uh?
Speaker 8 (42:44):
I got a show because I was suspected that you
might have been sting Heliah.
Speaker 10 (42:53):
Why why would you think that? Why would you call it?
Speaker 7 (42:55):
Ranio?
Speaker 10 (42:57):
Just tell me about this.
Speaker 8 (42:59):
You know we were when we were doing stuff the
other night. I heard you say Jason, and then you
acted like like I imagined it.
Speaker 10 (43:09):
Dame ure is like, I can't believe we're still talking
about this, like we already discussed this. I didn't say
anyone else's name.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Well, yes you did. And also if I said something
else like Margaret or Janet, you would You would get
upset too, wouldn't you.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Yes, if you said Margaret or Janet, I would get upset.
But I didn't say like anything else. That's ridiculous. I said,
you just misheard me. I don't even know. That's when
I was wondering.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
I just I just want to hear the truth.
Speaker 10 (43:42):
God, I don't. I just came with you right now, Okay, Okay,
I I did say Jason. Oh what No, Okay, No,
I know I did. I did, but oh my god,
it's not even Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
(44:02):
It's not even what you think like at all? What then?
What is it? Seriously, it's it's so dumb. So you know,
I've been rewatching Ozark and you know that, like I'm
obsessed with that show, and Jason Bateman's character popped into
(44:26):
my head for like half a second. I didn't know anything.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
It was just.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
So I'm over here spiraling.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
Because you were thinking about Jason Bateman when we were
getting intimate, just because we've been watching Ozark?
Speaker 10 (44:46):
Is that what this is?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (44:48):
With god, yes, she's a dramatic It was just a second,
like it was just a tiny little second that I
accidentally thought about Marty Birds. And it's not a crime,
it's just it was just you slip that for a second.
Speaker 8 (45:03):
I just think it's a little weird to think about
another dude TV or not when we're doing that.
Speaker 10 (45:10):
Oh my god, I know, but it was a second.
Ass Jason Bateman, babe. It's not like I'm gonna run
off with him, you know what I mean? Like, you
watch way worse stuff before bed? Should I remind you?
Remember what's that show? That Viking show? I know you.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Are Vikings popping into your head when you're.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Doing that.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Vikings.
Speaker 10 (45:32):
Wow, yeah, I am.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
I am not thinking about a Viking princess while me
and you were doing the Holly Pocket. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I just don't know how they feel about a.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Candidates.
Speaker 10 (45:47):
Maybe you should, we should do some Viking stuff. I
wouldn't say. I mean, it's not like I'm actually cheating,
though I'm not cheating. I admit it was embarrassing, but
I'm not cheating. Yeah, okay, but thinking about.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Another guy while we're doing it isn't isn't cheating.
Speaker 10 (46:05):
Okay, you're right, but it's also not not cheating.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Like, what do you think it makes me feel?
Speaker 10 (46:12):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was just literally the one
time in I sound like I went into it thinking
like I'm just gonna imagine you Jason Bateman. That's not
what happened. But I understand and I apologize and it
won't happen again. I mean, honestly, give your waist sexier.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Oh, thank you, It's fine, it's honestly, it's it's all right.
I understand.
Speaker 7 (46:42):
Just I don't know.
Speaker 8 (46:43):
If it happens again. I'm just gonna find out where
Jason Bateman is that I'm gonna go take it.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Think of it as a compliment.
Speaker 12 (46:55):
The Jubel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
It's what's trending me.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Now have details about who the next James Bond will be,
and I will tell you exactly what that is coming
up in this moment because.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
First, well, but first you're gonna like this too.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
We gotta talk about Miriam Webster because they have come
out and added more than five thousand terms to the dictionary.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
But I find this interesting.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I know we get them often, but I find it
interesting to see what they're highlighting as such a big
part of humanity, if you will, because this is them
documenting our lives right now. Because these books are going
to end up being history books, They're going to look
back and be like, whoo, when were they using beast
mode as a term?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
I no longer trust and believe that, like all these
dictionaries are like yeah, high smart dictionaries anymore.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
They're just adding words to be relevant, I think, because
nobody reads a dictionary anymore, which I'm.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
Sorry, but like you used to used to use a
dictionary to go look up like actual words nowadays, Like
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna look at what beast mode means.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Well, if you did, you could because it tells you wow.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Dictionary best mode is added.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's an extremely aggressive or energetic style or manner that
someone goes temporarily to overpower an opponent.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's not like an actual word. Technically, it's two words. Yeah,
that's also true.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, but it's it's used as an adjective. So dad
bod is in there. Dumb phone is in their words
yeah the album, but that also feels dumb, like you
don't need a dumb phone, just have a anyway, what
is it?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Farm to table? It's a dumb phone, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's a cell phone that doesn't have advanced software such
as email or internet.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
So so a phone, regular, regular phone. Why are we
adding that to the dictionary? I know, wait, it gets weirder.
Farm to table. That's a term. That's a phrase. It's
not even a word, but it's been around for a
long time. Hard pass Are you serious? Dictionary should just
be renamed the Book of Sayings, the Book of Words.
(48:52):
Book of Sayings. Love language that is too warm, oh.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
My gosh, described as a person's character stick means of
showing love or care for another like what this word.
I've never actually heard of petrocore. What's a distinctive, earthy,
unusually pleasant odor that is associated with rainfall.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
That is the only one that I will say is yeah,
I know that one's weird.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Riz Sideye, that's all been added to It's just it's
weird and funny and why no, it's dumb. Well here
you're gonna like this. Now, how do you feel about
double O seven? Oh oh, James, we now know that
it's going to be an unknown British actor.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yes, that's what they say. Oh my god, that's all
the grus Man Alliston. This is what the news is saying.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
So the director behind the next James Bond movie is
Dennis Velnueva, probably jul Yes, thank you so much. He's
currently in the production of doing Part three. But when
he's finished with that, they're going to move into working
on the new James Bond movie. And they really want
it to be somebody that's a fresh face because they
feel like using anybody else it's just going to kind
(49:59):
of taint it.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
What an incredible opportunity for an upcoming actor and a
new person tries to be obsessed with like this person
doesn't even know that their life is going to change
so much.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
That's veter off. They make a terrible choice. It's just
like a really bad bond, like somebody never think would
be Bond. It's like arm Bond, James Bond. They can't
even act Bond, James Bond. That's me now, I need
them to be good. It's like a dude that wears
(50:30):
sketchers No, no, wear's the toes shoes but still has
a British accent. Yeah yeah, and then to go really fast,
you put on his heelings. Yeah, that's a quicker heel.
Make adult hillies too, he could. What is a heeli?
It's a shoes that go ahead.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
The shoes were like they're like sneakers, but on the
heel of them at the bottom you put like there's
like a little.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Wheels you can so you can roll and walk. I'll
show you videos. I want to get some adult one.
They do make adult ones. I've been meaning to get
some forever. I always forget to buy him though, can
you his eyes?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
I am not going out through the both of you.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
No, I'm not. It's gonna be so but he yes,
Oh my gosh. Wait, well when you see this in
the streets. That'd be so cool. Jas you come up
and hills his gun sideways and you can flip the
see out and do a little spin. Fond James Bond
like a little kid. There's all the side about being
James Bond. You're taken down by James Bond wearing Oh
(51:29):
my gosh, help.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Me jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (51:43):
So?
Speaker 10 (51:43):
My little sister dating this guy?
Speaker 14 (51:46):
And honestly, I can't stand him. I hate I think
he's so phony. I think he's so fake. And you
know when we have the little family get togethers and
all that I've been I've been sneaking laxative.
Speaker 10 (52:01):
In his drinks.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh really batty.
Speaker 14 (52:05):
So like I know it's bad, but it's just like
it's funny to me. It's like the only way I
can get back at him just for being such a dude.
Like I don't, I don't get it, Like it just
drives me nuts, Like no one can see through him.
Speaker 10 (52:17):
Everybody loves them.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
Even my grandma loves them.
Speaker 10 (52:19):
I'm like, dude, this guy is just like a loser.
Speaker 14 (52:22):
And you know the twenty because he'll just like disappear
for like twenty minutes, and I know what he's doing,
you know, last, so I get that little uh, get
the little joy out of that because I don't know,
I just can't stand the guy.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Oh my gosh. So when he like disappears, where do
people think he.
Speaker 14 (52:40):
Is, Well, they he'll come back and I have nothing,
Like I don't know what he says, but he's just
like I've heard him step away and be like, oh,
I got to use the phone real quick, but like
he clearly goes to the bathroom for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Oh well, thank you for telling us your very little secret.
That's the one way to deal with the d Yeah,
how's up? Is the ju will show a dirty little secret?
You have one? Hi? Yes, I do? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 6 (53:10):
So?
Speaker 10 (53:10):
I am married and I.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Have been texting someone kind of in secret.
Speaker 12 (53:20):
From my husband, and yeah, that's my dirty little secret,
like on the side.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yes, So basically you started having an affair, kind of
an emotional affair, an emotional yeah, just texting. Do you
think you're going to take it farther?
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Well?
Speaker 7 (53:38):
See the problem is is that he's my husband's brother.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Wait, so you're texting your husband's brother. Why I you know,
I mean, I feel bad about it, but you know,
I don't know. It just started, and I don't know
how to stop it. How did it start?
Speaker 5 (53:56):
Just casual texting?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
And then it got kind of a little.
Speaker 15 (53:59):
Bit deeper as time went on, and now it's just
it's just never ending.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
So who started with the first flirtation?
Speaker 15 (54:09):
So he did, but I didn't recognize that it was flirting.
And then it just kept going on and then I
was like, oh, let me, let me try and flirt back.
Speaker 10 (54:19):
And now it's just strictly flirting.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Girl, be careful and comes over with Thanksgiving. Oh, I know,
it's gonna be awkward. Turkey is not the only thing
getting stuff.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh, Nina, what she's playing with fire?
Speaker 1 (54:36):
I'm sure it makes you feel good, but you're playing
with fire.
Speaker 7 (54:39):
Yeah yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and good luck.
Speaker 10 (54:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
What's your dirty little secret?
Do you trust celebrity branded items Double Show? Of course,
you know, like any of the billion items that the
Kardashians have for sale, or Sydney Sweeney's new line of
headphones designed specifically for those that are tone deaf, and
of course, who could forget SpongeBob's line of adult contraceptive devices.
(00:20):
One influencer is making international headlines this morning for their
attempt to be the next huge instant brand. What did
they do? Why is the world talking about it? And
why is it costing them? Maybe millions of dollars? Whoa
for being sued? We'll tell you what it is right
after this. It's Digible Show. Be careful who you trust
the Double Show, especially when it comes to buying a
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celebrities item, whatever it is that they have for sale.
You know, the Kardashians have about a billion items that
you can buy from them. We're usually pretty legit to alright,
to be honest, and I would trust on the Kardashians
because they've definitely done their work and they it's all approved,
and they've done enough research to figure out they've been
selling things for a long time. Yeah, so they know
how to get it done. Well, not everybody knows how
(01:05):
to do that, and one influencer is making international headlines
for a product that they created. Not only that, but
they are also facing criminal charges and being sued for
millions of dollars because they wanted to be the next
Kardashian Is In what industry insiders are calling the biggest
marketing blunder of the year, Social media influencer Skyler Bloom
(01:25):
I don't know who that is known for eight million followers.
Heyo saw her her first major product go off the
rails in an unexpected way, so she created a brand
new beauty meats food line.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh I'm sorry what you guys are laughing, but I've
had the same vision.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nina has a skincare line I do. It's called t Bosi.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Technically you could, because it's all natural, you could eat
it and wouldn't hurt you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But you shouldn't. Okay, it's called t Bozi. If you
want to check it out, it's good stuff. Thank you.
But this influencer is making international headlines today for the
marketing for the biggest marketing blunder of the year. They're
saying she created a brand new beauty meats food line Snackskin.
She called it. Okay, how did okay? How did she
do it?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Launched last week with a glossy live stream product demo
and the slogan wear your Breakfast, be your Brunch. Oh
wait girl, what what? What's her product? The six item
line included fan favorites such as Poor Pancake Primer, BB
Buttermilk Foundation, lip loaf gloss, and x Foley oak mask.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, see this sounds really cute if that was just it,
But she really wants.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You to eat it. Yes, it's actually she wanted you
to eat it. She said that it saves time in
the morning, so you can do your makeup and eat
breakfast at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
This She marketed it as a SPA to skill it formula,
which is hey, some of these terms, you could definitely
tell it. It's an influencer coming up with it. It's
not there. I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So she's saying you can put on your primer and
then use whatever you didn't back in the pan to
make yourself a pancake.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yes, that doesn't feel safe for your face. A few
problems with it. She's one no FDA approval. Yeah, she
was somehow able to produce enough of this that hundreds
of her customers bought it before it eventually got shut down. Wow.
And in order to release the tasty breakfast part of
the skincare that you were putting on your face, the
(03:27):
product did have to be heated up, and because there
was no clinical test done, it all had a very
flammable ingredient in it. Oh my, and at least ten
people had to call the fire department when they were
doing their morning skincare routine and got ready to be branch.
I guess and threw it in a pan.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh why.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I like the idea of the time you saved time,
you get breakfast and you look cute. I hate the
idea of all the products like the what are the
poor one is called?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That sounds gross. We're talking about an influencer who decided
to throw their hand to the ring and start selling
things like most celebrities do on the internet. And she
created a spot to skill it makeup experience with their
skincare line Snackskin, and you were talking about poor pancake
primer ew, the BB Buttermilk Foundation or the lip loaf cloths,
(04:10):
see which you should have done?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Is made this more of a sensory experience and get
rid of the eating it. Because if you did do snackskin,
and you made something called snackskin and you actually use
let me not to give you guys ideas. If you
use ingredients that you could eat but you're not gonna eat,
then it would be a really cute marketing thing. But
the fact that you're trying to have people drink their
lip gloss it is insane.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thankfully, not many of her followers bought the product yet,
but she is facing criminal charges for not going through
the right steps, because if you're gonna have people eat things,
kind of have to make sure you know it's right
you make yourself. I think so, I'm not sure. It
doesn't really say how she got it done, but she
had enough of the product where hundreds of people bought
it before they eventually shut it down. She's being sued
(04:52):
by one woman whose whole kitchen burned down, whoa for
almost two million dollars, and there was a quote from
her in one of the parts of her quote. When
they asked her about this, she said, what's the FDA
should be very careful with who you buy products from.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, that just feels all kinds of honey, And I'm
just thinking about making pancakes with my mom and putting
it on her face and just being like, ah no.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
But like, I don't understand why influencers like they they
think that because they have a following that automatically they're
following it's going to buy whatever products they come out with.
But there's been time and time again where it's proven
that this does not work.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Like you can't just make people buy dump you can,
but like they will buy it though, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
But for some people doesn't feel disrespectful to the follower though, Like,
if you think about the person that you're following, they're
trying to sell you absolutely stupid stuff just because they can.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
They're laughing at you.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, So when you look at the people that you're idolizing,
you got to really think about what their motivation is.
Like I use Ariana Grande's perfume, but I don't think
like she put a lot of work into it. And
sometimes even when I wear it the cloud one, people
are like, oh, is that Baccarat.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I'm like, no, but she put all of that work.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Into this perfume, so it smells like a super designer
one and she cares about her people. She wants them
to have like affordable luxury.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, we're talking about an internet influencer who started a
new product line and it's facing criminal charges and also
a two million dollar lawsuit because her line was a
line of makeup that you can also eat for breakfast,
and she didn't get it tested, nothing like that, And
it had a flammable ingredient, so people try to heat
up the makeup after they were putting it on their face.
It caused fires. Oh, this is so insane. Someone like
(06:28):
Ariana Grande I would trust though, because she's got enough
money right to make sure it's done correctly. If you're
just like somebody on Instagram who's got a bunch of
followers and they're just a normal influencer, I don't know
if I would know if they had like the scratch
to get that done correctly, or like somebody like me.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You do find people that know how to do the
things that you don't know how to because you care
so much about people and yourself, Like you got to
be willing to use it herself, Like she probably doesn't
even use this pancake primer.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I mean I would hold that, would Kay whoever I'm
buying from at least is what the FDA is.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, they have a minimum. Yeah, maybe that make that
the question if you buy any celebrities goods? First, Hey,
have you ever heard of the FDA? Yes? I have. Okay,
maybe you can trust Nina's brand. Other than that, if
they say no, definitely, do not trust that. It's another
jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude.
(07:26):
It's Donk, super excited to get in here today.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
I'm sorry, who is it?
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, hey, dude, Sorry, this is doctor Donk. I'm calling
from the center. I was looking for Marcus. He's coming
in to go a all snip snip today. I get
your pro sactomy done.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Did you say bro sectomy?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah? Yeah, it's what don calls it. Oh, like I
know it's called of a sack of me?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You did?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I mean, I'm a doctor. But anyway, Hey, so, like,
I know you originally scheduled with doctor Ball. Like, for
whatever reason, he's not going to be in this afternoon.
So like I'm gonna be the dude filling in who's
gonna just you know, snip you up, get you all
good to go. So you will. You know you're shooting
blanks from now on, dude, you know what I mean?
(08:16):
Like I said, I just want to call let you
know that kind of go over a few things, you know,
see if you had any uh hold on one that
one second? One? Dropped it again? Did hold on one second?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
All right?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, sorry about that. I dude, I just dropped my phone.
But anyway, you got any questions for me before I snip.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
You up, before you snipped me up, So you guys
normally refer to it as snipping up and.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Dropped, draped it again? Hold the wall is one second?
Bre okay? Hello?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Why are you dropping the phone so much? What is
what's going on over there?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh? Dude? Sorry about that, brother, But like I hit
a PR today doing curls. You know what I mean?
Uh just got downe with my wad, you know. So
I hit a PR today with doing curls and my
hands are hell of shaky, and I keep dropping my phone.
You know what it is like.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
But you're going to be doing you said your hands
are hella shaky? Yeah, you're dot me.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Like, yeah, do you like? Well? You know, I go
I like to get my wad done in the morning,
you know what I mean? Said Donk was like I
was just like, let me see if I could set
a record to day with the curls, you know what
I mean. So, like, you know, everything's kind of like
just jacked up and like kind of shaky right now.
But don't worry about it, dude, Like I'll be good
to go by the time it comes to get down
(09:54):
and your mix up and uh, you know, cut it off.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Get down in my mix up. You're you're kidding me right.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, no, dude, I don't know if you knew what. Okay,
so you met with the doctor before right to go
over what I eseectomy is. Yes, so like I have
to go down there, dude. You know I'm gonna have
to grab it and like pull it around a little
bit and really like get a good view of what
I'm working with before, you know, so I snip it
(10:25):
up just right. I'm really good at doing these new worries.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Uh, dude, you don't. You're not filling the confidence right now.
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Understand like how it might be, yeah, because like you're
coming in here to get like things snipped up and
you might not be feeling like I'm much of a man.
But like I can assure you, dude, I've had three
of these and like you know, like I still got
all the test halls around, so you're not gonna lose any.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Three of these. Or you've done three of these.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, like I've done too, but I've had three, so
like I got a lot of experience with these asectomies,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Like, so how do you even have three vasectomies? That's
how is that possible? But I'm not gonna let some
meatheads sounding CrossFit bro do my vasectomy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well I can castle for you, but I gotta let
you know you like no refunds, so like you're gonna
be built for it today anyway, So like if you
can find the time, you.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Might as well come. You're dude, I'm not coming in,
so you're not billing.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Me, all right?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Fine, then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call then, dude, what Yeah, this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you
and your wife set you up, said that you have
a missect to me later this afternoon. You were nervous
about it and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I was gonna say, there's no way this guy is
a doctor. Dude, Oh my god, you had me freaked out, Like,
what the hell is going on?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Franks, It's time Bernina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
There's somebody who's trying to take the take Hershey chocolate
off the shelves before Halloween. Why well, I'll let you
know if they're successful in a minute. But first let's
talk about Chick fil A because they have now launched
a beverage focused concept called day Bright. So this is
a new chain that they plan to open up in
Atlanta first, but it's going to feature special specialty coffees
(12:30):
wow talk Nina smoothies, cold pressed juices, and then they're
also still gonna have the check. I would do you
want to do this the Chick fil A menu, so
it's like a fancy or Chick fil A kind of.
I started the specialty coffee, so it's like, what are
you Starbucks with Chick fil a cold brew and stuff
like that, or like and the chicken sandwich or some
(12:51):
more like Duncan, because then it would be like, I mean,
it's probably not like either. I shouldn't compare because they
were each their own. No, you can compare, but that's
what I'm sarry, like.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Starbucks move to me like Starbucks kind of move.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But I mean, I don't think I would hate it
if I could get a coffee and a chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They have the chicken minies like for breakfast. I don't.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
I like more of like a chicken nuggets or like
chicken sandwich. I don't love their breakfast, but that's just
how it makes you feel.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I've never had their breakfast before, really, but this isn't
the first time that they've tried to do a different
type of a concept. They used in twenty twenty three
they opened up something called the Little Blue Menu, which
was like Chick fil A Classics, but with wings and burgers,
so it wasn't just a chicken.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh, I don't like that the Chick fil A six chicken.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's what I was gonna say too. It's like you
really went away from your brand.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, because you're trying to like expand, but they already
are really big, Like they're one of the best fast
food chain restaurants in America.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I feel like, well, they would definitely want they want more. Okay,
don't be creepy. So next time you're feeling twisty, he's
already line up for months when you open it. Yeah,
you know, just do what you do.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I think, well, they might do that too today, bright,
We'll see how long it stays. In other news, how
far would you go to find a man? I looked
directly at Victoria would you go to find a man?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, at this moment, like on a weekday, not very far?
I gave me. I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Let me be clear, I'm not talking about distance, like
what would you do.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Distance?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm thinking like how like dramatic or like what type
of a gesture would you be willing to do?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Like gestures like I will fall down the stairs so
you can help me get up, or like I will
give you like I'll give you like boombox outside your
house like that, Like what's a gesture?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Both of us kind of do the same thing. So anyway,
let me let me start this story. There's a woman
in San Francisco who is trending because she did it
like it's been done before, and she took out a
digital billboard. So this digital billboard is Mary Lisa dot com.
So it's this big picture of Lisa, and then this,
and then it's Mary Lisa dot com. And then she's
been posting pictures of selfies of herself in front of
(14:59):
Mary Lisa dot But when you go there, there's a
whole bunch of applications for anybody that's interested. But then
there's like her must haves and like can't do's that
are on there.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Looking at the website right now, is it pretty like
reasonable must have some can't do?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Fun facts about Lisa. Okay, she's forty one years old,
five five, one hundred and thirty pounds thirty sixty She's
from Sanmonteo, California. She is cute. She's got curly, dark hair.
She went to Santa Clarina Santa Clara University. Okay, she's
currently self employed. Nice, She's got a great sense of humor.
What's the big deal. She loves going out and doing things.
(15:35):
She's a convertible owner. Hey, she has money, she just
spent it to put up a billboard, just like. She's
a great like listener, great, wants to marry and have
kids within the next two to three years. Oh, she
is the last thing on her about about Lisa on
the Mary Lisa website.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
She should have just left that off because dudes get
real scared, real fast.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
She's actually got endorsements on her websites from people.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
What.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I've known Lisa for years and she's truly one of
a kind. Maybe we should try to Mary Nina and
vic dot com.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
People on TikTok's like, Hey, like my brother's single, and
they'll put like five videos back back of their brother
and they're usually.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Kind of hot.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's so funny. I didn't even tell you about her.
She's but just so you know, they're going to be
on the shelves. The woman tried to see them for
five million dollars because she didn't think the candy was
scary enough. What but scary enough, she's so she ended
up getting that thrown out. So they're they're going to stay,
but five million dollars, they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Never thought that a candy needed to be scarier ever,
Yeah no, but the nerve just eat it, he would,
hoping they would just settle. Yeah, you know, they didn't.
Five million, five hundreds. That's what's trying to do.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
First day to follow up.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
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dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Iris is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a Guyana Toby.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it's all us why he's ghostinger, and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Iris, how long has
it been since you heard from Toby.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
It's been about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, okay, that's a decent amount of time. Was the
last time you talked to him? On the date?
Speaker 12 (17:17):
I texted him? No, the last time I texted him
and then he kind of like liked my text.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
He just thumbed up and then that was it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh how annoying he did not respond.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Also, I got to praise you for not doing any
anxiety text and following that up with something, because there's
a good chance that may have happened.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Thank you. No, I mean, I've been restraining myself. I'm
just like, okay, just play it cool. Like I'm just
trying to play it cool.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
I'm trying to like, we go far back, so so
we're just yeah, I know I've known to her for
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh okay, so you've known each other how long have
you guys known each other?
Speaker 12 (17:56):
We were actually college sweethearts our freshman year, so yeah,
so you know a good amount of time, like fifteen
of years. And look, it was quintessential college like he
made out with a girl and I broke up with him.
When that happened, you know, it was kind of write
a passage of like college stuff. I didn't really take
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it that personal. I had a boyfriend like literally two
days later.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So it was okay. So that was back in the day.
And then you guys reconnected.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
Well, we we actually like bumped into each other at Target,
so random. Oh yeah, it was really random, and he
looked the same and he just seemed like more manly.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
It was.
Speaker 10 (18:39):
Yeah, it was kind of like instinct connections.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
So then how did you guys decide to hang out
outside of Target or did you do it like in
that moment?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
Well, it was kind of like just in this moment,
he's like, hey, can I, you know, get your number?
Like he wasn't super he was cheesy about it, but
he wasn't like being like, yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Of course you want to give you your number. And
so then we just set up a time and went
to the candle makings workshop.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Date.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
It was fun.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
It was fun and we were just like having a
really good time. We were like laughing at us. We
made he makes sense and the sense were all mixed
up and kind of felt like all the bird popcorn
is what we called it. But we were just like
laughing really hard and people were like staring at us.
It was really it was. It was a really fun day.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So what happened.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
We looked up after?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Okay, really it was.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
It was great and it was just like nostalgic, but
also like felt fresh and new, like there was some
like new chemistry.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
There with him and I.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
It was just like our love Story sequel, like it was.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
It was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well why do you think he's not calling you back?
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Well, so the girl that he made out with, I
found her on Instagram. This is a long time ago,
and I sent it to him him and I was.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Like, oh my god, it was that curally you made
out with in college.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Remember.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Yeah, he didn't really stick anything. He just kind of like.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Liked it, and I was.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
I thought it was even fresh and fun.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah that's that's kind of awkward, but also kind of silly,
like why would he I mean, if you're ghosting somebody
after that, that's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Maybe you just didn't want to remember that time.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Like I'm a little sad about it, like it was
maybe it was kind of awkward for me to do that,
now that you're saying that, maybe, Yeah, but you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hooked up after you hook up with somebody that you
know they should do more than like a text.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
That's what I think.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
I mean, Like, I don't know, especially because there's history,
there's not he's nothing random guy I just met.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Is that the last you heard from him was after that?
Speaker 10 (20:50):
That was basically it? Yeah, that was two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back, and then
call him and see if it tell us why he's
ghosting you, and then see if we can get you
a second date.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Okay, I appreciate it, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
Iris is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Toby. So in a second we're gonna
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Iris,
why don't you break down your date again for us
real quick.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Sure, we ran into each other at Target.
Speaker 13 (21:28):
We're old college freshman sweethearts and sparks flu.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
We went and had a date.
Speaker 12 (21:34):
We made some candles, had to blast, and then hooked
up that night. And then I sent him a text
like a day later, basically reminded him of the past.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
And I haven't heard from him in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Toby. Please. Yes, Hey, Toby,
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jebile Show. Hi Toby. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria
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and my name's Jewble.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
What's up? What's up?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Much? You ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm every once in a while. I
work from home, but you know I'm not okay. Oh yeah,
I've got you guys on in the car.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Sure cool, Thank you very much. Yeah, Toby. Then you've
probably heard the first Day follow up before, and that's
a segment where if you go on a date with
somebody and you are ghosting them, they can have us
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting
And we got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Huh okay, yeah, a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Do you know would email us?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah? I'm assuming this is about Iris, right?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah? Iris, you guys used to be college sweethearts and
then ended up running into each other again and went
on a date and now you're ghosting or she doesn't know?
Why would you mind telling you?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, it's please do not charge me. Like this is
going to sound a little more loaded than it is,
but I'm I'm kind of, I'm I'm not kind of,
I am I'm engaged. I mean, it's complicated, but yeah,
(23:42):
I know it's it's it's like we pay for the
invitations and everything. So what.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Toby, Hey, Toby, that's sir. She's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Do you have anything to say?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
What? Oh?
Speaker 14 (23:58):
Uh oh god?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Uh hi uh wow? No, I please, just sorry, I'm
not good with the confrontation.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
Uh so you're gonna burn me again?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
No, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't I didn't know, Okay, I'm sorry. Just please,
I didn't know what to do? Okay, you like you can't. Really,
you got me really messed up over here, and I'm.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Should go in there.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I couldn't stop thinking about like you and your laugh
and and the way that you you smelled like like
toasted vanilla, you know, after doing the candles and and
and your your lips and oh god we are together,
and I'm sorry, I'm just I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Some you do often you cheat on your fancy often.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
No, no, no, no, I just I think I think
I have to call my wedding.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Do you think that you're honest of yourself? Toby?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Do you think that you actually wanted to call off
your wedding and needed an excuse? Or is it really
because you have feelings for Iris?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I know what I felt with Iris, and I feel
like you felt it too. I know you felt it too.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
Yeah, but like you can't say those things after finding
out that you're engaged, Toby, Like really, I.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Just I just feel like we just need to spend
a little more time together so that I can like
see like if me doing this is the right idea
or not.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
You know, No, you're engaged?
Speaker 13 (25:47):
What?
Speaker 10 (25:47):
No, You're this is ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
No, you didn't you say Iris when we were talking
to you earlier that when you dated him Incollogey cheated
on you too.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Yeah, you're doing it again, basically the same spot that
we left off on. That was so much.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
That was totally different. I was like fifteen years ago.
Is I'm yes, a different person. Now you're a different person.
That that was that I like made out with some
other ticket was that was nothing. This is like very different.
We should go off air and we should just talk
(26:24):
this that we should meet up. We should with school out.
We just go out again and see you know if
I feel like the sparks are there and I've just
been like these I haven't responded because I'm I can't
stop thinking about you, you know, and and.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
It's you're engaged.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
You're engaged, and I don't want you to not be
engaged because of me, because of a target and our
stupid dates with candles.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
No, No, this is ridiculous. Just go on with your
life and I'll see you never.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
No, I'm sorry. Like I feel like I feel like
us reconnecting was like fate in a way. You know,
It's like you, I feel like you're you're the woman
I always should have been with.
Speaker 10 (27:06):
I feel horrible forever who you're engaged to.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And just you know I feel horrible too. I know,
I know, I feel horrible. I think I think I'm
in love with you.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Oh wow, you need to talk to SRAPI. This is
not okay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I know it's I know it's not okay. That's why
we need to meet up, you know, and and we
can just if you need a little time to think
this over. I totally get it, But I I want
to see you.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, I have to ask because it's the first day
follow up iris, would you like to go on another
day with Toby? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Yeah, I'll meet up with you. But I'm not an anyone.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
I just think I have to check it out. Like
Toby said, I just I'm just check out. Like we're
just gonna talk, Toby. Nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Are you sure you're playing?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I get it, and we'll just talk. We won't we
won't mess around with candles or sense or any of
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh my god, look.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Each other in the eyes and see what this is.
Speaker 10 (28:13):
Okay. Yeah, let's just okay, it's sue a little bit,
just all right?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well, good luck, Iris and Toby. Thank you. Be careful, Iris,
be very careful.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
I love me, Thank you so much. Juble's First Date
follow up.
Speaker 11 (28:31):
Weird about your quiz is, Katie, is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for comedian Felippe Sparsa tickets, So call us
right now if you want to play eight eight eight
three four three one O six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one, And you can
also d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com. If you think you have
(29:04):
the good stuff? Who kind of Victoria? He reminds me
of A Yeah, I don't know what I was saying there. Okay,
it's like a blip he's trying to reminds you of.
It was something.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Good stuff sounds like a food, like like a donut.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Snuff Oreo.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okayo, yeah, is that what am I right about?
Speaker 12 (29:24):
That?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Was there a stuffed oreo?
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
They are stuff. It's double stuffed. That's what I was
thinking of that they have the extra cream in the
medal if you think you can double stuff Victoria? WHOA
call us right now? That didn't sound good. No, just
call and we'll play right after this. It's a double show.
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I've worn dresses with higher iques. But you think you're
an intellectual.
Speaker 12 (29:50):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for comedian Selipe Sparsa. Tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria? Ian? What's up? Ian?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
This is Leanne. How's it going?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Good man? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
I feel like I'm in a dream because we call
me and my eight year old kiddo, we call every morning,
so it's just like I'm convincing to myself this is real.
I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
We're not just liftings happening.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
You are.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, you're the star of the show right now. Yeah,
let's eight year old's name.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
My eight year old's name is James James, and yep,
we're on the way to school with slash work because
I teach at the school that he goes to.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Does James get special treatment because everybody knows that his
dad's a teacher?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Sometimes he's like, hey, you got to listen to me.
My dad's a teacher.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So to smart man, I run this scho you're smart, James.
Here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and here's how the game is played. You got thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible, and if you
don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, Victoria
(31:15):
is out of the studio and here we go. Ian
your time starts.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
What protein makes the blood red in color?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oath?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
What animal is known as man's best friend dog? How
many chromosomes does a human cell have?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Twenty three?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
What's the name of the motel in the movie Psycho
or the book Psycho?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Pass which rotating part drives motor boats.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
The rudder who was the.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
First winner of the Masked Singer.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Oh gosh, I have no idea. I'm Katie Ferry.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff,
here's a question for you.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Ian.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Would you rather have a tarantula living on your eyebrow
or live in a house made only of tortillas?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
And why oh not the tarantula one automatically, because that's
a nightmare and I love tortillas. Okay, we're good.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I can see that checking.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
The house one one rainy day, one rainy day, and
I might regret that.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So yeah, yeah, exactly would you rather have a tarantula
living on your eyebrow or living house made only of tortillas?
And wy oh my tortillas and wine and why oh.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Wine?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm like, obviously, tortillas and wine. Yeah, that sounds fantastic. Actually,
I mean house of tortilla sounds kind of yummy. Also,
house of tortillas sounds like a Netflix show, kind of
I guess same thing. Tortillas. All right, here we go
thirty seconds cents as many questions as possible if you
don't know when, just say passed. And you have to
be Ian outright to win, and and you can tell
(33:05):
Victoria when to go.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Okay you ready, Victoria, No, but let's go go.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
What protein makes the blood red in color?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Wait? What protein? Way? Prote Wait? Wow, I don't know.
I don't know. What animal is known as this man's
best friend?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Wait's Brady Carpenter? Wait? What to say? What animal? How
dog gets a dogs? Does the human cell have? Yeah? Yeah,
twenty eight? What's the name of the motal and psycho?
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
You want girl? Wait? Crap? Oh dang it. That was best.
That went really well? Wait what was the question? Let's
send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer. Yes,
Victoria did get one correct. Yeah I did, and Ian
also got one correct. Okay, congratulations, it's a win. You
(34:02):
did it.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yes, it's gotta feel good.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
We both know dog.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Did.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Ian did get through more questions, so we gotta give
him credit for that too.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I was getting there. Time really sneaks up on you.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
All right, let's get the answers now with nina Hemoglobin
is the protein that makes blood red and color? What
dog is a man's best friend? The dogs or whatever?
Forty six chromosomes are the amount of chromosomes in a
human style. The name of the motal in Psycho is
the Baits Motel, and then they may show about that. Yep,
(34:41):
it's called Baits Motel, isn't it Yep. The rotating part
that drives motor boats is the propeller. And the first
winner of the Mask Singer was Tee pain.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Ian. Thank you for playing. You and James have a
great day.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Ok, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, man, you were thank you. It was like you
were Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play, all you have to do
is DM must have the Jubile Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com. It's time to cash a cheater
only on the Jubil Show. Mason is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and he's been with
(35:18):
his girlfriend Taliah for two years now, but he thinks
she might be fooling around, so we'll see if we
can catch her if she is, sorry, you have to
come on the show this way. But what's going on?
Why do you think Talia's cheating.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Yeah, I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me
because I heard her say.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Another guy's name, like when.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Uh during in I say intimate moment.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh, did you ask her about it?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
I did, Yeah, I asked her, and she just you know,
denied it, saying like insisting that she that Mason, which
is my name, but I could have sworn I heard
her say Jason and which sounds like my name, but
it's you know, different letter in front, like right, I
don't know, It's just it's just.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's like a throe on my side.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
It's just bothering me, and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I got a feeling about.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
It, Okay, is anything else going on other than you
thinking you pretty much heard her say someone else's name.
Speaker 14 (36:15):
And then I did.
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
But just after that her I just noticed her.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Behavior has been I guess I would say defensive, Like
she's just been slightly more defensive, which is just really
put it on my mind.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
More so, is she defensive about everything or because you
brought up the Jason thing.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Well, since I brought up the adjacent thing, like, there's
just been a lot of little things that she's been
a bit more defensive about. Like we make like breakfast
in the morning, just like little things like she'll just
get generally more irritable sense, and it's it just doesn't
feel normal, like you just feels that something is off.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Also like it's with other things.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
Too, Like whenever we've been, you know, on the way
to getting more intimate, she she like shut it down
down and be like, oh, like we don't need to
do this right now, like almost like she doesn't want
the opportunity to stay this guy.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
Jason's name again.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
Apart from that, like she's just been staying later at work,
always just kind of vaguely saying like, oh, yeah, I'm
just busy, but like she come home at like seven thirty,
you know, and it's just odd timing, like she she
and I just signed ourt least for our first apartment together,
right and yeah, and like everything was otherwise just going great.
(37:35):
Like usually whenever we argue, like we just talk it
out and it's fine. But we've've been together for almost
for like two years, and it's just not.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Been like this at all.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, Like she's short and annoyed with you. Do you
know of any other jasons in her life?
Speaker 8 (37:50):
I mean, not anything that comes to mind me.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's kind of a common name.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
I feel like I meet a lot of people who
could probably be named Jason.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
But yeah, like I can't say anything that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Did you like look on her social or anything. I
feel like that's the first thing I would do. My
man said somebody else's name, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, yeah, I look at every single Jason. Yeah, usually
you can find things that you're looking for.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
But I'll be.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Honest, I would feel too bad doing it because I mean,
I don't want to say, like stooping down to like
someone else's level, because like, I don't think this behavior
is beneath her, like it's not like her. But I
just I get in my own head about it, like
what if I'm overthinking it or something like that, But
then you know what they're getting, like upset over honestly
(38:37):
small things. I don't know. I just I just want
to find out.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, I mean, hopefully you are overthinking it.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Hopefully.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right, Well we'll find out you already told us
what grocery store. She's a rewards membreath, So we'll play
a song, come back, and then call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right,
we'll get you to catch a cheeter. Next. Right in
(39:06):
the middle of to Catch a Cheater if you're just
joining us, Mason is on the phone and he thinks
that his girlfriend of two years, to Lea, might be
messing around. So we're about to call her and presentd
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member at, and say that every single month, we
choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floor apartment, and we'll see if she sends
those to her boyfriend Mason or to somebody else. And
(39:27):
before we do that, Mason, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
So, I've been with my girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Talia for almost two years, and everything was going great
until I could have sworn I heard somebody else's name
when we were intimate. I heard her say Jason, which
is not my name. My name is Mason. And since
then she's just been like irritable and arguing over little
things like she's resistant to getting intimate again and it
(39:54):
just seems suspicious.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Okay, you ready for us to call her and see
if we can figure it out. Let's do it all right,
here we go. Hi, this is Corbick calling from I
(40:17):
was looking for our rewards card member named Talia. Yes, Hi, Hi, Talia.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with some big congratulations. You're this most
big winner. Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
Okay, cool, thanks, I would I win?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh, maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. It's thirty six longstim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card. It's
absolutely free, no purchase necessary. It's just our way of
saying thank you very much for being such a loyal
Customer's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 10 (40:56):
Actually, wow, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
You do this every month, yep, every single month, and
this month it's Talia month.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Wow. Okay, that's cool. I have a question, does it
have to be I'm kind of anti flowers. Can it
be like a plant or something or.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Sure, Yes, we have things like that. Okay, cool, you
want to cat die?
Speaker 10 (41:18):
Yeah, that'd be adorable.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, Sure we can do an arrangement with that. Absolutely.
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name of the person you'd like to
send them to.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
Okay, I'd like to send it to Mason.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Okay, and anything you want to put on a card
to Mason.
Speaker 15 (41:38):
Yeah, We're just moving into our department together, so I'd
like to say something like I hope you like our
new little cactus. Then I thought it could be our
first thing we have together in our new apartment.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
That.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh that's sweet and Talia. Now I will let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
It's actually a radio show. It's called a Jewbill Show. Hi.
I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victorian. Hey, my name is Jubell.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
How are you uh disappointed?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Well, yeah, sorry about that. But we do a segment
on the show it's called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to, and your boyfriend,
Mason is on the phone.
Speaker 10 (42:28):
We wait, what are you wait? Mason? Hello, Mason, hey babe,
what is this?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
What?
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I ge't what? What? Uh?
Speaker 8 (42:44):
I got a show because I was suspected that you
might have been sting Heliah.
Speaker 10 (42:53):
Why why would you think that? Why would you call it?
Speaker 7 (42:55):
Ranio?
Speaker 10 (42:57):
Just tell me about this.
Speaker 8 (42:59):
You know we were when we were doing stuff the
other night. I heard you say Jason, and then you
acted like like I imagined it.
Speaker 10 (43:09):
Dame ure is like, I can't believe we're still talking
about this, like we already discussed this. I didn't say
anyone else's name.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Well, yes you did. And also if I said something
else like Margaret or Janet, you would You would get
upset too, wouldn't you.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Yes, if you said Margaret or Janet, I would get upset.
But I didn't say like anything else. That's ridiculous. I said,
you just misheard me. I don't even know. That's when
I was wondering.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
I just I just want to hear the truth.
Speaker 10 (43:42):
God, I don't. I just came with you right now, Okay, Okay,
I I did say Jason. Oh what No, Okay, No,
I know I did. I did, but oh my god,
it's not even Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
(44:02):
It's not even what you think like at all? What then?
What is it? Seriously, it's it's so dumb. So you know,
I've been rewatching Ozark and you know that, like I'm
obsessed with that show, and Jason Bateman's character popped into
(44:26):
my head for like half a second. I didn't know anything.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
It was just.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
So I'm over here spiraling.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
Because you were thinking about Jason Bateman when we were
getting intimate, just because we've been watching Ozark?
Speaker 10 (44:46):
Is that what this is?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (44:48):
With god, yes, she's a dramatic It was just a second,
like it was just a tiny little second that I
accidentally thought about Marty Birds. And it's not a crime,
it's just it was just you slip that for a second.
Speaker 8 (45:03):
I just think it's a little weird to think about
another dude TV or not when we're doing that.
Speaker 10 (45:10):
Oh my god, I know, but it was a second.
Ass Jason Bateman, babe. It's not like I'm gonna run
off with him, you know what I mean? Like, you
watch way worse stuff before bed? Should I remind you?
Remember what's that show? That Viking show? I know you.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Are Vikings popping into your head when you're.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Doing that.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Vikings.
Speaker 10 (45:32):
Wow, yeah, I am.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
I am not thinking about a Viking princess while me
and you were doing the Holly Pocket. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I just don't know how they feel about a.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Candidates.
Speaker 10 (45:47):
Maybe you should, we should do some Viking stuff. I
wouldn't say. I mean, it's not like I'm actually cheating,
though I'm not cheating. I admit it was embarrassing, but
I'm not cheating. Yeah, okay, but thinking about.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Another guy while we're doing it isn't isn't cheating.
Speaker 10 (46:05):
Okay, you're right, but it's also not not cheating.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Like, what do you think it makes me feel?
Speaker 10 (46:12):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was just literally the one
time in I sound like I went into it thinking
like I'm just gonna imagine you Jason Bateman. That's not
what happened. But I understand and I apologize and it
won't happen again. I mean, honestly, give your waist sexier.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Oh, thank you, It's fine, it's honestly, it's it's all right.
I understand.
Speaker 7 (46:42):
Just I don't know.
Speaker 8 (46:43):
If it happens again. I'm just gonna find out where
Jason Bateman is that I'm gonna go take it.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Think of it as a compliment.
Speaker 12 (46:55):
The Jubel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
It's what's trending me.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Now have details about who the next James Bond will be,
and I will tell you exactly what that is coming
up in this moment because.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
First, well, but first you're gonna like this too.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
We gotta talk about Miriam Webster because they have come
out and added more than five thousand terms to the dictionary.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
But I find this interesting.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I know we get them often, but I find it
interesting to see what they're highlighting as such a big
part of humanity, if you will, because this is them
documenting our lives right now. Because these books are going
to end up being history books, They're going to look
back and be like, whoo, when were they using beast
mode as a term?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
I no longer trust and believe that, like all these
dictionaries are like yeah, high smart dictionaries anymore.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
They're just adding words to be relevant, I think, because
nobody reads a dictionary anymore, which I'm.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
Sorry, but like you used to used to use a
dictionary to go look up like actual words nowadays, Like
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna look at what beast mode means.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Well, if you did, you could because it tells you wow.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Dictionary best mode is added.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's an extremely aggressive or energetic style or manner that
someone goes temporarily to overpower an opponent.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's not like an actual word. Technically, it's two words. Yeah,
that's also true.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, but it's it's used as an adjective. So dad
bod is in there. Dumb phone is in their words
yeah the album, but that also feels dumb, like you
don't need a dumb phone, just have a anyway, what
is it?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Farm to table? It's a dumb phone, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's a cell phone that doesn't have advanced software such
as email or internet.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
So so a phone, regular, regular phone. Why are we
adding that to the dictionary? I know, wait, it gets weirder.
Farm to table. That's a term. That's a phrase. It's
not even a word, but it's been around for a
long time. Hard pass Are you serious? Dictionary should just
be renamed the Book of Sayings, the Book of Words.
(48:52):
Book of Sayings. Love language that is too warm, oh.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
My gosh, described as a person's character stick means of
showing love or care for another like what this word.
I've never actually heard of petrocore. What's a distinctive, earthy,
unusually pleasant odor that is associated with rainfall.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
That is the only one that I will say is yeah,
I know that one's weird.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Riz Sideye, that's all been added to It's just it's
weird and funny and why no, it's dumb. Well here
you're gonna like this. Now, how do you feel about
double O seven? Oh oh, James, we now know that
it's going to be an unknown British actor.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yes, that's what they say. Oh my god, that's all
the grus Man Alliston. This is what the news is saying.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
So the director behind the next James Bond movie is
Dennis Velnueva, probably jul Yes, thank you so much. He's
currently in the production of doing Part three. But when
he's finished with that, they're going to move into working
on the new James Bond movie. And they really want
it to be somebody that's a fresh face because they
feel like using anybody else it's just going to kind
(49:59):
of taint it.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
What an incredible opportunity for an upcoming actor and a
new person tries to be obsessed with like this person
doesn't even know that their life is going to change
so much.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
That's veter off. They make a terrible choice. It's just
like a really bad bond, like somebody never think would
be Bond. It's like arm Bond, James Bond. They can't
even act Bond, James Bond. That's me now, I need
them to be good. It's like a dude that wears
(50:30):
sketchers No, no, wear's the toes shoes but still has
a British accent. Yeah yeah, and then to go really fast,
you put on his heelings. Yeah, that's a quicker heel.
Make adult hillies too, he could. What is a heeli?
It's a shoes that go ahead.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
The shoes were like they're like sneakers, but on the
heel of them at the bottom you put like there's
like a little.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Wheels you can so you can roll and walk. I'll
show you videos. I want to get some adult one.
They do make adult ones. I've been meaning to get
some forever. I always forget to buy him though, can
you his eyes?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
I am not going out through the both of you.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
No, I'm not. It's gonna be so but he yes,
Oh my gosh. Wait, well when you see this in
the streets. That'd be so cool. Jas you come up
and hills his gun sideways and you can flip the
see out and do a little spin. Fond James Bond
like a little kid. There's all the side about being
James Bond. You're taken down by James Bond wearing Oh
(51:29):
my gosh, help.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Me jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (51:43):
So?
Speaker 10 (51:43):
My little sister dating this guy?
Speaker 14 (51:46):
And honestly, I can't stand him. I hate I think
he's so phony. I think he's so fake. And you
know when we have the little family get togethers and
all that I've been I've been sneaking laxative.
Speaker 10 (52:01):
In his drinks.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh really batty.
Speaker 14 (52:05):
So like I know it's bad, but it's just like
it's funny to me. It's like the only way I
can get back at him just for being such a dude.
Like I don't, I don't get it, Like it just
drives me nuts, Like no one can see through him.
Speaker 10 (52:17):
Everybody loves them.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
Even my grandma loves them.
Speaker 10 (52:19):
I'm like, dude, this guy is just like a loser.
Speaker 14 (52:22):
And you know the twenty because he'll just like disappear
for like twenty minutes, and I know what he's doing,
you know, last, so I get that little uh, get
the little joy out of that because I don't know,
I just can't stand the guy.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Oh my gosh. So when he like disappears, where do
people think he.
Speaker 14 (52:40):
Is, Well, they he'll come back and I have nothing,
Like I don't know what he says, but he's just
like I've heard him step away and be like, oh,
I got to use the phone real quick, but like
he clearly goes to the bathroom for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Oh well, thank you for telling us your very little secret.
That's the one way to deal with the d Yeah,
how's up? Is the ju will show a dirty little secret?
You have one? Hi? Yes, I do? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 6 (53:10):
So?
Speaker 10 (53:10):
I am married and I.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Have been texting someone kind of in secret.
Speaker 12 (53:20):
From my husband, and yeah, that's my dirty little secret,
like on the side.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yes, So basically you started having an affair, kind of
an emotional affair, an emotional yeah, just texting. Do you
think you're going to take it farther?
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Well?
Speaker 7 (53:38):
See the problem is is that he's my husband's brother.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Wait, so you're texting your husband's brother. Why I you know,
I mean, I feel bad about it, but you know,
I don't know. It just started, and I don't know
how to stop it. How did it start?
Speaker 5 (53:56):
Just casual texting?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
And then it got kind of a little.
Speaker 15 (53:59):
Bit deeper as time went on, and now it's just
it's just never ending.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
So who started with the first flirtation?
Speaker 15 (54:09):
So he did, but I didn't recognize that it was flirting.
And then it just kept going on and then I
was like, oh, let me, let me try and flirt back.
Speaker 10 (54:19):
And now it's just strictly flirting.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Girl, be careful and comes over with Thanksgiving. Oh, I know,
it's gonna be awkward. Turkey is not the only thing
getting stuff.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh, Nina, what she's playing with fire?
Speaker 1 (54:36):
I'm sure it makes you feel good, but you're playing
with fire.
Speaker 7 (54:39):
Yeah yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and good luck.
Speaker 10 (54:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
What's your dirty little secret?
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