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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh wow, well, he there. I'm so glad that you
decided to meet me at this fancy restaurant.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
How cool is this?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's our first date? And hey, my first question for
you is, how do you like to be woken up
in the morning?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Should?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know you're just blowing your a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Guys to say all kinds of weird thing on dates,
and I know that because there's a trend going viral
of women sharing the most unhinged things that guys have
said to them on a first date. We'll go over
and next so you can hear just how terrible it
is out there in the DA world.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So you're not alone right after this, it's the dual Show.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Twice I had two different first dates come back to
the table and talk about their pee after going to
the bathroom. Stop, do you really think women wants to
know about the color and frequency.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Of your your nations? I don't think So.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's a text message we just got in at four
to one oh sixty one. Not exactly sexy talk on
a first date. I have no idea why they would
do that.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh, I have to pee all the time and I
always say that, But who's gonna come back and say
they eat like the color and description.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Sorry about that? Who were not hydrated? Like that was
so yellow? I thought, unlike the dream was weaker than normal.
I don't know what's going on. Maybe I have a
tied public floor. I should get that loosenof or something
you want to help me lose in it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't know. That's the only reason I can think
they would say that. But there's a.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Trend of women sharing the most unhinged things that guys
have said to them on a date. And that's why
somebody texted that in at four one o six one.
If you have an unhinged thing that was told to you,
text it in four one oh six one, or call
us eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
But let's go over some of the top responses to
the most unhinged things that guys have said on a date.
One of them said that he chastised me, saying it
(01:43):
came off as lazy and immature for sleeping until three
pm despite knowing that I work nights.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What excuse you? Why does that matter on a first day?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well, I think it's just also the talking down at all,
like who has who thinks that that's going to impress
the person. Yeah, unless you're trying to get out of
the date at that very moment.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That doesn't make any sicks. Digg it when you put
him in their place like that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, we do say respectfully, right, but it doesn't
matter if you work nights, you gotta be up at
like six in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Still we're going over I turn.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's going viral of women sharing the most unhinged things
that guys have said to them while on a date.
One said one guy was texting with was telling me
about a car that seemed like it was following him.
It drove off, and then he called me and said,
this is so weird. I'm used to being the apex predator.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
What I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
I think that's kind of foot behavior.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, hopefully he was joking.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The woman went on to say that she said, now
you know how women feel, and then hung up on him.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's a great response.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm thinking of Jurassic Park, like, oh, that's fun, commitreditor you.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the problem is there are a lot of guys
out there who think they're living in an action movie.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
AI.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, you know, they're over compensating. I understand there's pressure
out there. You just got to break them down a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This person is definitely a spy following me because I'm
about to be taken by the men in black and
told that I have a special gift and then I
have to save the world.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's what's happening right now. That would make me want
to go on a date with you, though, because that's
so weird.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That would make me run in the other direction.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
We're going over a trend that's going viral of women
sharing the most unhinged things that guys have said to
them on a date. One woman said, I mentioned to
him that I adopted two kittens for my birthday. I
lived with my mom at the time, and she already
had a cat. And then this guy freaked out on
me and told me that I was hoarding animals and
that I had a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You three animals. How is that hoarding? I don't know.
Some people are turned on by like cat daddies or
pet daddies. I guess they're quicked out, not ready to
be a mom.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I alays had our guy tell me on a date
that his spard animal is lightning with Queen, you loved
that you love cars and.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He was a race card driver too, but not a
very good one because he never ended up anywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Somebody texted in at four one six, I said, a
guy told me that he's never been with a blonde before,
so he'll see how it goes because they're all dumb
and it says I'm blonde, and for some reason I
married him, but we're divorced now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
We should actually pay attention to that when they give
descriptions that you don't match as part of their jam.
This one guy told me he's like, I can't wait
to marry a woman with green eyes, as he's all
cuddled up to me or whatever, and I turned around
and closed my eyes. I was like, what color are
my eyes? He's like, well aren't they green? No, bro,
I have brown eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Are you nuts? How much longer are you with him?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
For? That?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay? I was starting to learn at that point.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The other one it was a first date when he goes,
I'm not used to dating like he was like, I'm
only used to dating like cheerleaders. He would date professional cheerleaders,
and when he went on a date with me, I'm
not a professional cheerleader. So he's like, this is the
first time I'm going outside of my comfort zone to
date a not cheerleader. How was it? It was not
it didn't work out. I mean I thought it was
(05:03):
funny for a minute, but we didn't continue and he
didn't order.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Somebody else texted in a four one O six one
and said I was dating a guy for a few
months and I wrote him a poem and he responded
back with feedback and critique of the poem.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Wait wait, you wrote him a poem, though, so yeah,
who's I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, not if it's early on, you don't write people
poem that could their love language.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wait, we are handling the streets very different, so write
him back with feedback and critique.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Though, Listen, thanks a lot for the love poem. But
also someone else said that they met their most recent
ex on hinge and they were having a discussion about
dating apps in general, and she mentioned that she also
tried using bumble, to which he replied that he hated
that because women should not make the first move.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh why, I mean, I don't love making the person move,
But that doesn't mean anyone else can't.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I mean, you need to recover it was like because
I'm just still fashion and stuff, you know, not like
it's like, yeah, I wanted to you can, but I
just you know, yeah, tell me what to do otherwise
this date is over fast.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Hello, oh yeah, this beer.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We dropped them off already. I just want to make
sure you do they win in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I'm so sorry. Who did you say.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Is calling this beer?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We don't drop drop them off in the backyard. Just
want to make sure you know that, you know, in
case you get home walk in the backyard down.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Knowing that.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Dropped one off in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Hey, the delivery today? Oh I didn't tell you what
I was calling from Data. Sorry, I'm calling from and
had delivery order today to for for Sabrino.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Dropped them off before baby gates back there.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh, I am so sorry. I'm not sure if it's
the connection or what it could be, but.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Can you please repeat that?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean, because you know, I don't want you walking
in the backyard when then't being back down the outside
the greats and everything else like that without knowing the day,
so I just thought of call and let you know
they did that. We didn't drop them off, and they
they did. They had some chicken already and they fine.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Well, what did you have dropped off in my backyard?
And how did you get to my backyard?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Let's take this step by step.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
We didn't want to give in the front yard, you
know what I mean, like they run away, you get away,
maybe a byblity or something like that.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Sorry, you're supposed to be delivering a massage chair. That's
the only thing that I have coming to me. So
what is getting out.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Of where amos? I got here for four baby gators?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Did I hear you say? Gators? Baby gators?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Four baby gators? Yeah, four baby gators that you little guys.
But you know they got teeth and stuff like that.
So but back there, they faed gain some chicken before
we left, so the won't fort them get too hungry.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I always hold on here, hold on, why are there
baby gators being delivered? When I ordered a massage chair?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Say invoicees for baby gators? That's all I know. You know,
I just delivered.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I delivered the goods, and uh, you know I did
have massage share in the back of my truck. But
I don't know where that's going yet.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Excuse me, what in the actual are you talking about?
Who are you You supposed to have my mother in law
come over today? We are having a family gathering.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's why you got the gators from a party or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Absolutely not. There's a giant mistake here. I literally don't
know what you're talking about. You have the wrong home.
Tell me, please, how did that mistake happen? How did
we go from massage share which you said is in
the back of ear It is.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
A massage in the back of my truck, but I
don't know where I.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Want you to take that massage chair back in the
back to take it, take it from the truck, put
it in my backyard or front yard, whatever you feel better,
and take the baby gators back.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, yeah, I probably won't leave it in the backyards.
I don't want a baby in the massage share. That's
what you do.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
But you know, sir, I don't understand you at all,
and I'm not sure if you don't understand me, but
you're gonna go back. I don't know who that orders
baby gators, but you're gonna take the gators back to
that crazy Okay, you honestly, you need to go back.
You need to get the baby gators out of there.
(09:26):
You do not understand there is a baby gate back there,
and those are not for the gators. Okay, that is
for my four year old son. All right, I have
my mother in law company so she could watch my
son first. You absolutely have to go back now, Okay,
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So what I'm hearing is you don't want the baby gators.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
No, I don't want the baby gator. You have to
we don't even need to be on the phone much longer.
You need to go back, trade the baby gators in,
leave the babygate safely, put the massage chair back there here.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I think you know, if I put the ship a
label on it, you might be able to peg and
get him back into create. They're pretty owly.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Just let you know, I might not be able to
do anything other than free stuff out. You're the one
that's going to be doing everything here. Okay. I don't
know where you are, but you're going back right now. Okay,
I'm freaking out. I have a meeting in about ten minutes. Here.
I'm not going to get a call for my mother
in law. Of all things. That has made a long
damn journey with her.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hey, Sabrina, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh my god, he said that you ordered.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
A massage chair and or waiting for it to be
delivered and wanted to mess with you somehow.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
So, oh my god. I was honestly trying to picture
the worst. I was picturing my mother in law having
her horrible wig repped off by four radigators.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Time for Nina's what's trending? Oops, there we go. There's
a hot new pet trend. It has eight legs and
everybody wants one, apparently. I'll tell you what that is
in a second, but first, Jim Creators, we need to talk.
So there's this one woman who's going super viral. I
try to pull a video, but you can't really understand
what's happening, so I'll try to explain it to you.
There's this woman who's taking her thrusts very seriously and
(11:21):
chest press and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, and she's.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Got her little camera up and in it you can
see somebody behind her that's kind of just loitering around
the weights. She stops her workout mid set and turns
around to this girl and is like, I can't believe
you're standing there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You need to get out of the way. Can't you
see I'm filming right now? Oh jeez, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You're most likely going to get photo bombed if you're
trying to create in the gym. But also like, I
don't want to be in your video either, So like
if I was that girl standing behind the creator, I'm
not trying to be in your video.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, trying to get out of your video if anything.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Right, So when you're doing that, is there an ed
kid that that all of you gym creators work by,
because the ones that I see in the gym are
usually kind of in that shared space where they do
like the group workouts and then they set up their
tripods and then they have like their whole setup.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I have no idea. It be ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Because you're not the only one in the gym. You
can't yell at people. And also you should probably ask
if you have permission to.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Post maybe Elsea space and your stuff the time. I
don't think you have to do that, like ask people.
I mean, it'd be nice if you did, but I
don't think people do. But you can't get mad at
someone for being in your video, Like, dude, you're literally
videoing in a public place.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm sorry, but like it's gonna happen. There's other people
at the gym.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
And you are gonna get like a look like I
don't know even like when I see people, I'm like, oh,
Like in my head, I'm like, go.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You like, get your bag, like do whatever you like, Yeah,
what do you want? But at the same time, I'm like,
you're filming in the gym.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Like if I feel like crap and I think I
look like crap, I don't want to be anywhere near
being filmed.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I don't want to be in your video.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I just wouldn't. Like I don't know, I feel like
there needs to be some more rules about that. Thankfully,
I haven't really had that situation happen, but I know
it does happen because I see a lot of people
with their tripods in the gym.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You slaming myself from the gym, don't you. Yeah, I
don't like to, But you don't ever have anybody else
in your shots.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, I'm also there at like three in the morning,
so it's just me and then this other dude, and
then there's usually there's a woman who's there three times
a weekly. When you work out like three in the morning,
three thirty in the morning, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Always the same people.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, but that's this one guy that gets there about
four thirty and he rides the bike for about fifteen
twenty minutes and then he lifts.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh wow, you do. Yeah, it's like you get to
know each other schedule.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
But do you guys ever talk to each other, Like,
why are you at the gym at three thirty in
the morning. No, No, the old dude is there. I
don't want to talk to him. He seems a little off.
The woman, I'm not going to talk to her because
it's three thirty in the morning at a gym.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And then the guy that that rides his bike and
then does the weights. He and I walk by each
other once a while and give a head nod like,
hey man, cool again, nice to see it again.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's just the next.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Day, gonna say, it's literally been only one day.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, that's very polite.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, well, being in the gym, I'm sure you work
up an appetite, and McDonald's may be your place of
choice because they're bringing back the Monopoly game starting on
October six for a limited time. You're going to get
to play with new digital game pieces in addition to
the classic ones. I've never actually played, but these prices
are sick. You could get vacation, a Winnebago motor home,
(14:25):
lows shopping spree, renovation of your dreams for your house,
free food, and up to a million dollars a tack.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's unreal. I don't know. McDonald's had a version of Monopoly.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
My stepsister used to play it every single time we
go on any kind of road trips.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
She would have Monopoly on her phone. Wow, October six,
get those happy meals and you can play too, No kidding,
I'm like, hey, can you play, but like we'll split
the price.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Lastly, jumping spiders are the hot new pet tracks. Oh no,
jumping spiders. They're all over TikTok. I guess they've got personalities.
They tilt their heads, they play around a little bit,
and they seem animated and they even have a nickname.
They're out here, them web puppies. We're also spoots and
some people. This one woman is a breeder and she
says that she's breeding up to like a thousand of them. Whoa,
(15:09):
because this is what people are asking for. So married couples,
the women are buying them to help get over their rachnophobia.
Men are not thrilled with their wives buying these spiders.
But now, everybody big if you just want a little
furry web puppy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They're big and hairy. They're like a little tarantulas.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, and they have personalities apparently, so jumping spiders or
whateverybody's trying to get their fans on.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Dude, get a pig instead or something, Get anything else.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
A spider, not a spider. I would leave somebody's house
for that. Pat spiders really yeah, I would never talk.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
To them again. Young spider called quick. What happens? That's
what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on
the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Timothy is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and he thinks that his girlfriend of five years named
Tara might be messing around. So in a second we'll
call her and see if we can catch or if
she is cheating. But first Timothy, Sorry you have to
come on the show this way.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What was going on? Why do you think Terry might
be cheating?
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Man, I don't know. I just she just recently started
a job and she's been told late night. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
She just she's been like she's been less communicated to me,
and she says it's just like for project deadlines.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And I don't know.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
I just noticed that she become distant, like she's been
really protective of her phone too, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Last week, she claimed.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
To be working late for her car CPS history so
that she was down at a park, you know, near downtown.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So that was not good, and just.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Her car was parked downtown. Yeah, and she doesn't work downtown.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
No, okay, So she said she was where did you
check the GPS because you thoughts on the shady might
be going on or something.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, exactly. And then when I brought it up, she
got all defensive and just she said that she needed
air and didn't want to argue and yeah, I don't know.
I mean like we've been together for like.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Five years, like you like you kind of brought up
and I don't know. We just started talking about moving
in with each other, and I just I'm freaked out
and I just want to know.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
So it's unlike her to be like this. Does she
ever have in the past? Has she ever had like
moments where she just kind of shuts down a little
bit because you know, sometimes emotionally people you need to
check out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And it's not always cheating.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
But you've been with her for five years, so you
would know if that's something that she would do.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, this does. Still it's still different.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is there anybody that you think it could be with?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
No, Honestly, I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Do you know her coworkers?
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Not really just like you know, her mentioning them here
and there, but she's her hanging out with them like that.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
So does her job require her to work late? I
mean you're saying she's saying she's working late, but like
what kind of job would that be?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
No, she definitely doesn't. She never really worked late. Like, no,
what I'm trying about it characters, But now all.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Of a sudden she is working late. But when you
check her GPS, it wasn't where.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Her work is exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How is she with you other than that one moment
when you confronted her and obviously she didn't want to
talk about it. Has she been acting normal?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
She's kind of like for the most part, Yeah, but
like there's just been like little like just moments where
I feel like, like I said, like she's been my
real protective of her phone, and she's just been like
it's just been selling.
Speaker 11 (18:28):
Like it's been harder to get deep, like you know,
connect people with her as recently.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Okay, like she's somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, like she's somewhere else exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a Rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from
our floor apartments to anybody that they want, and we'll
see if she sends that to you or somebody else.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Okay, Okay, sound good, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, We'll get you to catch you teater next
right in the middle of to catch a cheeter and
if you're just joining us, Timothy is on the phone,
and he thinks that his girlfriend, Tara of five years,
might be cheating. So we're about to call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a
rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards member who gets a free gift
(19:19):
for being such a valued customer. And it's flowers delivered
to anybody that you want, and we'll see if she
sends those to her boyfriend, Timothy or to somebody else.
But first, Timothy, why don't you recap your situation for
us real quick?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, man, she's just been We're gonna get us player
over five years. Like you said, she's just been a
little bit more distant and quiet. Well, she said she
was at work, and I just kind of felt suspicious.
It was real way that night, started checking cars GPS
and I said her car was downtown and that's not
where she works.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's do it?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Hello, Hi, this is Corribo calling from I was looking
for our rewards member named Tara.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
This is Tara.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Hi, Tara, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
this month's lucky winner.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
Where do I win?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I do?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Every single month we choose one Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us. And this month it's flowers
delivered from our floral department, absolutely free. It's thirty six
long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (20:39):
Thanks, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name, and then we'll get anything you
want to put on the card and the address and
that's it.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Okay, Well on the card, could you put? Sometimes the
best is scared are the ones we don't have to explain.
Thank you for understanding.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's the best escape.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
And I'll be sending the flowers to Caleb.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Got it great? Thank you so much. And now I'll
let you know that this is not a grocery store.
It's actually a radio show.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm Nina. Hi am Victorian, and my name is Jubil
and this is the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, And we do a segment on the show called
to katcha Cheeta where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you can see who they send
flowers to. And your boyfriend, Timothy is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Mm hmm, Derek Caleb? Who's Caleb? The hell is Caleb?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Kennothy?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Like?
Speaker 8 (21:45):
What?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Calm down?
Speaker 14 (21:48):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You not trust me?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Like what?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Jared just answered the question what is this? Why you
do me saying that you need to go get air?
Has just been hanging out with Caleb the whole time?
Speaker 12 (22:02):
Okay, timnosey, why do you think I'm cheating?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Wait? What do you mean? Why? Why do I think
you're cheating? First of all, you're lying to me and
you're saying or you're at some place and you're not.
I've checked your card GPS and you're now you're writing
and giving me flowers to someone named Caleb.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
You checked my cards?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, I checked it because you've been shady lately and
you said you were going to be at work and
you weren't at work, So what were you?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Timothy? Caleb is my therapist.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Okay, I've been seeing him since I started a new job.
That card wasn't what.
Speaker 15 (22:44):
I found him like, He's helped me deal with some anxiety,
and I didn't know how to talk to you about
it yet. There's just been a lot of on in
my life and the jobs been really chressing me out,
and I just I wanted to kind.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Of keep this to myself. You've been seeing your facist
some late that night, and that's why you just sent
flowers to him.
Speaker 12 (23:01):
I mean, yeah, he's been helping me out a lot.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't yeah, yeah, but it was ten o'clock at night.
What therapist works at ten o'clock at night?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Well, I can't believe you checked my GPS.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, I had to check your GPS because he's acting
shady and it turns out you haven't been where you
said you were going to be, So I'm glad I
did check your GPS. I want to know more about
this Caleb guy.
Speaker 12 (23:25):
Who it was?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
He's my therapist? Yeah, it doesn't sound like he's just
your therapist. Are you cheating? How me? Karah?
Speaker 12 (23:33):
Noah, Kara.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
It was ten o'clock at night. There are no therapists
that meet at ten o'clock at night. What were you
doing at ten o'clock at night with this therapist named Caleb?
I don't get it.
Speaker 12 (23:44):
Well, we met up for dinner because he just wanted
to talk more.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Okay, yeah, so you'll know what.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
No, he just wanted to talk more, and he's been
helping me out there some stuff, and so I thought
this would be nice.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
You know, a therapist.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
You your therapist, he's my therapist, Timothy, Are you not
listening to me?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But he wanted to meet up with you for dinner
so he could talk more. That makes no sense, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Don't you know take you out to dinner? No, they're
not allowed to you.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, I don't think that therapists are allowed to take
their clients out to dinner, Tara. So you're gonna have
to come up with a better one that.
Speaker 12 (24:23):
I mean, I don't know the ethical code for you know,
a therapist, but like he's been helping me out.
Speaker 14 (24:30):
I don't know what you want to say.
Speaker 13 (24:31):
He just said he wanted to, you know, get a
little deeper into stuff, and I understand what I've been
going through.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So yeah, it's just all sounds like such both, Tarah,
Why don't you just Traine what's going on so we
can stop wasting each other's time. And also that's right,
I remember, you know, going out of town next weekend.
I'm assuming that's what Caleb right to talk.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Well, yeah, but it's like a it's like a therapeutic retreat.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
What okay, Okay, you can just stay on that retreat.
You don't need to come back.
Speaker 13 (25:04):
Fine, you know what, maybe I will have fun on
the retreat. And even if nothing happened now, it's going
to happen on the retreat, so I will have fun.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Hey, Timothy, she hung up care of them.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm sorry, man, Dang that sucks, dude, she was messing
Around'm sorry, dude.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well, I appreciate you guys helping me out.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, at least now, you know, well, at least.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Now I have a new mission.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
I'm gonna go find this Caleb guy and make sure
he gets his life he's taken away because.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
This is messed up.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, who knows. Well, good luck, man, Thanks
say the Jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 5 (25:50):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
If I've worn dresses with high right ques. But you
think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
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Speaker 2 (26:20):
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know why you're slurring your words? Unfortunately. Yeah, we'll play
right after this. It's the Jewel Show. Oops, wait a
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(26:43):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
To begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
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Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, and let's meet today's contestant for you, Victoria Victor.
What's up, Victor? How are you? I'm okay?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
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Are you also a tat mcc tate McCrae fan.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
To Victor, yes, I am, oh, heck yeah, all right,
well Tate McCray tickets on the line. Will send Victoria
out of the studio right now. And Victor, here's how
the game is played. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yep,
(27:32):
all right, she's outside. The door is closed, and here
we go, Victor, your time starts.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Now. What metal is a horseshoe made of steel in bowling?
What's it called when you get three strikes in a row?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Puppy?
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Which pop star accidentally set fired her home gym with candles?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
What is the longest running cartoon in the United States?
Which of these fractions is the smallest one half, two
thirds or three fourths.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
One third?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
In What country did the first season of Survivor take place? Okay,
got that in.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting ready and putting on her headphones, Victoria, well, no, Victor, sorry,
getting you too confused. Now, Victor, if you had to
name a child after the last thing you ate? What
is the name of your new baby?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
McDonald McDonald's. That's cute? Oh, McDonald hadda farm? All right, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
If you had to name a child after the last
thing you ate? What's the new name of your baby?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oatmeal ball? Nice?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's a cute name, little oat meal ball.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Here, don't swing on the.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
All right, here we go thirty seconds sands there as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed. You have to be Victor outright to win. Victor,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
What metal is the horseshoe made of?
Speaker 10 (29:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Really strong metal? In bowling? What is it called when
you get three strikes in a row? It's steel? Maybe
it's steel? Uh? We eat three strikes in a row?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Triplets?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Which pop star accidentally set fire to her home gym
with candles?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, that looks Britney's Bears. What is the longest running
cartoon in the United States? Oh, Speed rob Which of
these fractions is the smallest one half, two thirds or
three fourths?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
One half?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Are you saying? Wait?
Speaker 10 (29:39):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I knows one one half. I'm gonna say one half, half, half,
one and a half or just half. I said half. Okay,
We're gonna go with half.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, all right, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Our social media producer Gabby Tour got incorrect and Victoria
got to whoa victory.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Somehow straight up victory for Victoria. You didn't win, but
you do get Taate McCray tickets just for playing.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Hey, oh thanks, good job, Victor.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm app sure did good too. All right, let's go
over the answers with Nina a horse.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
She was made out of iron and bowling. When you
get three strikes in a row, it's called a turkey.
Britney Spears is the pop star that st fired her
home gym with candles.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Miss Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Just if anything is going ridiculously wrong with the pop
starts usually yeah, I usually safe answer.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I can't stop watching. I can't stop watching.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
The Simpsons is the longest running cartoon in the United States,
and one well half is the smallest of half, two
thirds and three fours.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah it is, Victor, Thank you for playing. Oh sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Last one Survivor took place in Malaysia. The first season,
Victor got there.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That's freaking cool.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We play you verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
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Speaker 6 (31:09):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocusla dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Jordan is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Drew.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Jordan, how long has
it been since you heard from Drew.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
It's been about two weeks now, Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
How many times have you tried to hit him up
in that time?
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Just twice?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Once like really soon after our date and then once again,
I want.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
To say, like three days ago, okay, and nothing.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
He just left you on red Yeah, just nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay, let's talk about the date. Let's go back and
try to figure it out. I know, I'm sorry. This
is the worst.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
No, thank you for doing this. So we met on
Hinge right and he messaged me first, which is already
a win in my book. And he saw my photos
in Thailand and said something about white lotus, which full disclosure,
I did not know what that was. But I was
just playing along and we're making plans to get drinks,
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and he suggested the sports bar because there was a
vibe there, which honestly wasn't my favorite, but I went
with it because he's really cute and you know, fun,
and so yeah, we were just we had a great
talk and he's really ambitious. He told me about how
he wants to launch his own streetwear brand, and he
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had a couple of friends yet and then someone sent
shots over, which honestly I don't I don't usually do shots,
but like, again, he was really cute.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm having.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Back got really quick. He introduced you to some of
his friends.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Yeah, I guess this is a bar that they kind
of frequent, so a couple of them just happened. I
thought that was you know, like it's not like he
was like, oh, my friends, we have to go, you know,
he introduced me, so.
Speaker 14 (33:10):
That was nice.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Okay, and then after a while they were like, okay,
we're going to go do our thing over at the
bar and just left us on our own.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Good.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I was like, these friends do crash the party, try
to get you guys wasted, and then sit back and
watch what happened.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (33:27):
No, they were like apropos.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
They were good, okay, good, Okay. Are they the ones
that sent you the shots?
Speaker 8 (33:32):
So yeah, I think ultimately that's what we figured out.
But I wasn't really paying attention.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
I was just like I was.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Just having fun, and like I said, like I don't
really do shots, so I was just like, okay, I'm
gonna get this over with.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay, thank you so much about it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Were you feeling it?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah, I mean I felt safe enough to like not
overly question where the shots were coming from. I guess
now that I'm thinking about it, I probably should have.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
But it's okay.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
It was it was just a.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Lot of fun, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, how did the date end with him?
Speaker 8 (34:06):
I think it was okay, like, okay, it got a
little weird, so like he's laughing, having fun, We're all cool,
and then like out of nowhere, he had to leave
and he made up some excuse he paid the tab,
and then he did and at one point Shortly before that,
he and his friends were at the bar and they
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kept looking back at me, which it made me feel
like felt conscious, But you know, I was like, what
was there something on me? So I went to the
bathroom and the only thing I can think is like
my shirt was a little to be through, but I
thought that that was, you know, hot. It made me
feel good and not a reason to be.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
Like grossed out by me or anything.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, his friends were pointing at you or looking over
at you and talking. What was the excuse that he
gave you just that he had to.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
I think he said something about like having to get
up early the next stay and do something for building
his business, which is okay, great, like, yeah, he's I
know that he's ambitious. I know, you know, he gave
me a lot of details about his plans. But it
was just the way that it happened, like it was
so stunny.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Abruptly weird.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
It seems like something they said might be the reason
that he left.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Exactly, and I don't know what it was, and I
just like, I would really like to know what happened.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he is ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, if
you still want Okay, we'll get your first day follow up.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Next. Right in the middle of today is the first
date follow up.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
And if you're just joining us, Jordan is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Drew.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why is ghostinger and get her a second
date if she still wants one. But before we do that, Jordan,
breakdown your date for us again real quick, one time.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
So we met on Hinge and we ended up going
to the sports bar and a couple of his friends
were there and so I got to meet them, and
then we were having a great time, and then all
of a sudden, he decided like he needed to leave
very quickly, and he made up this excuse and I
haven't heard from him since, and I'd like to know
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what happened.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Okay, weird, Well, are you ready for us to give
you a call?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
All right, here we go. Whoo Hi man, I speak
to Drew. Please?
Speaker 14 (36:34):
This is him?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Who's this Drew?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jubile Show. Hi, Drew, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria
and my name is Jubell. How are you.
Speaker 14 (36:44):
I'm good, I'm familiar with what you guys want.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Nice, just to see how you're doing. Just checking in,
you know, we know you listen when you said to
you too, and you don't know it.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
Checking in on all the fans.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You know, Drew were calling you because this is the
first date follow up. You know, if you go on
a date someone and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to call you and find out why.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
So we got an email about.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
You, Jordan. Isn't it Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I don't even have to think about that. She told
us about your date and she's really confused. Says that you, uh,
you guys were hanging out at the bar. Your friends
ended up being there too, and at one point you
went over to your friends and then it looked like
they were pointing towards her, and then after that you
said you had to get up for work or something
and bounced.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Mm hmm. Well okay, so first off, thrilled to be
talking to you guys. Been listening for a while, but
with Jordan. She was nice, fun even, but I ghosted
her because I cannot be out here dating someone who
just confidently uses words absolutely and completely wrong.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 14 (37:50):
Like I tried to let it go, I really did,
but she kept using the like juxtaposition as a fit,
like compromise. You like wine, I like sports bars, but
I think we can find a juxtaposition, you.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Know, Oh okay.
Speaker 14 (38:06):
I mean, if it's one word, sure, I get it,
like you know, it's like a little quirky cube moment
and then you can correct it. But it kept happening
over and over again with different words, and then uh,
like my friends ended up being at the bar and
she was like talking, They're joking about something, and she
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just wanted, this is such an ambiguous situation, and it wasn't.
It was like super clear. I think she meant to
say like ridiculous or wild, but she was like so sure,
She's like this is so ambiguous.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
She seemed well spoken when we talked to her, Like
it didn't seem like that was going on when we
talked to her.
Speaker 14 (38:48):
I don't know, I don't know, that wasn't my experience,
you know, Like like I thought she was nice. She
was even fun. But I'm big on words, man, like
you got no basically English langue, which you know all right, thank.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
You for telling us, Drew. And also if you listen
to the show, yeah you know what happens now.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Hi Jordan, Hi, uh wow, I'm so sorry that I
didn't live up to your English speaking expectations.
Speaker 8 (39:23):
You knew what I meant, though, right, Like that's all
that matters. Communication is about intent, right, like reading people.
Speaker 14 (39:31):
Totally uh for the most part, but like just basic
first grade understanding of the language is important, like words
mean things, Jordan. That the worst part is like my
friends caught it through a one of them even repeated
it back to you, like yeah, you're all super ambiguous
and they're all laughing, and you just nodded like they
weren't roasting you. I was like, you got to have
a little bit of like self awareness about those roasting me.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
I wow, Okay, I don't even know what to say
to that, Like, I'm pretty sure I have better than
a first grade understanding of the English language.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Well, you did say you don't drink shots a lot,
so maybe that just kind of threw off your basic
understanding of certain words. You know, I don't know, maybe
because you do sound well spoken now.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
I'd like to think that I am, at least most
of the time. I don't know what you expected as me,
but your friends were all of a sudden, mayor, and
I guess I was trying to impress and just be,
you know, conversational with everybody. And you know I was
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drunk and like.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Amused.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
I don't know, like you're acting like I did something
wrong to you.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
You were what.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
You got that one right?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
You were amused?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
What amused? Confused? I don't know right now.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
See I know how to use words totally. I mean,
we're all a little amused right now.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
You know.
Speaker 14 (41:17):
I was just saying, look, you didn't do anything to me.
You were nice, you were fun.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
It's just not for me, like words mean things, and
I can't for me, I can't be explaining basic vocabulary
every time we hang out. You know, I'm sure we
can find some sort of like explanation juxtaposition about this.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
Jordan's You're doing it again things you just need it.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
That's not what that word means, like a compromise. Yeah,
go on, It's just that's what that is. What that
means it's that's what juxophobes means.
Speaker 14 (41:59):
No, that's not what it means.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Jordan's goodness.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
No, when two people disagree they come to a juxtaposition,
that that is what that means.
Speaker 14 (42:11):
Oh my goodness, do you guys see what I'm talking about.
It's like and you're just getting a little sneak peek.
We were out there for like two hours.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I think she's right. I think she's right. I wish
you guys could come to a juxtaposition. I mean, I.
Speaker 14 (42:21):
Understand, don't encourage her. This can be said. She needs
to know.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Would you like to go on another date with Jordan?
We'll pay for it, and you guys can see if
you can juxtapose in person.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
Damn No, words mean things, man, I can't. I can't
be doing a Yeah. I also don't want another date
because you clearly don't know words like you think you do.
Why don't you go look up juxtapose, juxtaposition in a
dictionary and you can figure it out from there.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
Girl, I speak four languages, which is crazy. I hate
this so much.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Right now, first date, It's time for what's trending, fellas.
If you're looking for a job or maybe a career change.
There is an industry that's looking for you, and it
looks like it's gonna pay pretty good. I'll tell you
what that is in a minute, but first, can we
talk about this new fashion statement wired headphones. Wired headphones
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are making or comeback, and the fashion world has spoken
and they're now styling them like accessories, wrapping them around
burken bags, and they're worn with intention, not because they
have to.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Huh. I don't know how I like that. Hmm. I
mean it's kind of cute, really, is it? I think so.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
I guess it's like nice because like if they fall out,
they don't actually fall out, you can kind of catch
them on like an AirPod.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeh that's nice. I lose my air pods all the time.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Do you know. I almost lost it on a train
the other day, like fell out and I was like
I was like freaking out around us, and while meanwhile
people were like coming off the train getting on the train,
and this guy like stopped it with his split.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I was like, thanks, man, Yeah, I didn't think about it.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
I put it back in my ear and then I
was like, oh my gosh, and I took it out.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I was like the funny part is I think that
there are some people that should have wired headphones, and
you two are perfect.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Examples of that.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
I love fair Wired saved me a lot of money.
I'm always going to buy new headphones. Where where'd more
one headphone go? I thought I put them both back
in the thing.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Right, And they're both not back on the thing. Man,
save yourselves and make it fashion.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Plus they're cheap, so.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
Yeah, but they're not comfy, I will say, lasting Okay,
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Colonel Sanders is great great great nef great what great
great great.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Nephews got beef with KFC.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
This is hysterical because I'm still not convinced that he's
the great great great nephew. But KFC blocked him because
for years he has a Twitter account or an ex
acount whatever dedicated to talking about his family. So his
great great great uncle Colonel Sanders is the one with
the chicken recipe. He got so mad that he got
blocked by KFC that he allegedly leaked the chicken recipe.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Oh he's the one that leaked it. He's the one
that leaked it. Oh that's amazing, I know.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
And he's talking about how his family's always been talking
about it and all this stuff. But the reason why
he's been so upset and become a problem for KFC
is because he thinks that over the past decade they've
sexualized Colonel Sanders so much in marketing.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
He is you know, I'm looking at the picture sexual
Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Looks at Colonel Sanders recently, you see what he's been
up to.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
I felt like he just like always looked the same. Right,
He's got his little white slaggy suit on, his little
white beard. I mean, Colonel Sanders waggy. It's white, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
It is?
Speaker 6 (45:27):
But he looks like just an older like like my
grandpa's going making.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, I don't know how they've sexualized him. It looks
the same to me.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Take his bagg.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
EVENU real, his TikTok handle is real, Colonel Sanders. So
it's either like a huge joke or this is real,
and he's very passionate about it. But I don't know
what would de sexualize him by, like what put a
veil on him?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I mean, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 6 (45:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
They haven't necesarily done anything sexy to the logo. It
just looks like the normal Colonel Sanders logo. Yeah, I
don't know what I'm missing.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
I don't know. Maybe it's just I don't know. Yeah,
he's being really protective.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Great, great, Oh what if you were taking off his
suit and like even just his little apron on.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
So it's like a little oh yeah, they could, but
they're not even doing that.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
If they were, I could see why he's like, Oh,
that's my uncle a little bit too out there.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Sanders are just an apron on and a little side cheek.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, a bucket and chicken in and a little biscuit. Yeah,
run into a bucket of biscuits all the time.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Or just a naked Colonel Sanders with just a bucket
hid hiding the goods.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
It sounds like if you really were that way, then
he would be making it in this industry that's looking
for more fellas well. Seriously, if you're looking for a job, fellas,
or if you want a career change, the adult film
industry says that there is there's a need for more
men in the industry because they're not showing up.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh wow, that's sad.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
I wonder why you know, I don't know response, And
now it's your chance to be a movie star paying Well,
I don't know, it's the movie you want to be
in that Maybe it is, though I don't know, maybebe
it's not.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Hey, everybody's got their own career grads, you know, so true,
so true, Colonel Sanders be perfect and one of that
bucket secret recipe. I mean, there's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
That's pretty gross when you say it like that, but
it's funny. Oh my good marketing.
Speaker 9 (47:32):
Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Hello, Hey, how you doing. I'm good? You have a
dirty little secret? I do, sweet, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well.
Speaker 9 (47:42):
So, something I've been doing to kind of like kink
my wife, and it's absolutely annoying her to no end
is when she's in the kitchen cooking, I'll just I'll
hook up to the Bluetooth speaker and I'll kind of
like hide it in like one of the cabinets, and
I'll just start playing like inappropriate sounds, like you know,
just like gunshots, you know, they're like like a total
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shootout from like a movie, and I'll play I'll play
like sounds from like adult videos, you know, kind of
glassic sounding.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
And she doesn't know where it's coming from.
Speaker 9 (48:15):
I mean, she eventually finds, you know, follows the source
of the sound, but like I initially I did it
just to kind of make her jump, you know, and
she would scream and be like, what the hell's gone?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Like freaking out.
Speaker 9 (48:25):
And then I kind of uh extended this into when
we go out, Like we'll be at Walmart in the
in the in the electronics section, and I'll find the
Bluetooth speaker and I'll start blasting you know, that sounds
through it. And it's just getting to the point where
she's just so embarrassed when I do it. At first,
she didn't know, you know, what was going on. But uh,
(48:46):
and I've even parlayed this into like, outside of annoying
my wife, I do this at work.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Now, but.
Speaker 9 (48:53):
I'll just play, Yeah, I'll just play like a fart
sound or real quick sound so that they can't find
the source of you know, I'll hide the Bluetooth speaker
around the office in different places and just like you know,
two seconds sound and people are like.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
What the hell was that?
Speaker 9 (49:07):
And you know, at work, they actually had an office
meeting about who where these sounds were.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Coming from and who was doing it?
Speaker 9 (49:15):
Yeah, and now I can't cop to it, but like,
you know, they addressed all of us, and then they
took a few of the like the senior uh you
know staff into the room to kind of continue to discussion.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
And once that happened, I just kept doing it those guys.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Yeah, actually I did. I did hide it in there,
and I think I think I blasted.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Just just a quick shot.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
I didn't want them to find the source of it. Yeah,
and and the like you know, the senior staff is
super pissed off right now. And but I just can't
stop doing it. Man, I'm just like the reactions too much. Man,
it just makes my day. You should have seen how
pissed off I pretended to be in the meeting about.
Speaker 14 (49:57):
Whoever was doing.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
That's hilarious. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, thanks for letting me hear it.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
Oh wow, well, he there. I'm so glad that you
decided to meet me at this fancy restaurant.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
How cool is this?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's our first date? And hey, my first question for
you is, how do you like to be woken up
in the morning?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Should?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know you're just blowing your a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Guys to say all kinds of weird thing on dates,
and I know that because there's a trend going viral
of women sharing the most unhinged things that guys have
said to them on a first date. We'll go over
and next so you can hear just how terrible it
is out there in the DA world.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So you're not alone right after this, it's the dual Show.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Twice I had two different first dates come back to
the table and talk about their pee after going to
the bathroom. Stop, do you really think women wants to
know about the color and frequency.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Of your your nations? I don't think So.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's a text message we just got in at four
to one oh sixty one. Not exactly sexy talk on
a first date. I have no idea why they would
do that.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh, I have to pee all the time and I
always say that, But who's gonna come back and say
they eat like the color and description.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Sorry about that? Who were not hydrated? Like that was
so yellow? I thought, unlike the dream was weaker than normal.
I don't know what's going on. Maybe I have a
tied public floor. I should get that loosenof or something
you want to help me lose in it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't know. That's the only reason I can think
they would say that. But there's a.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Trend of women sharing the most unhinged things that guys
have said to them on a date. And that's why
somebody texted that in at four one o six one.
If you have an unhinged thing that was told to you,
text it in four one oh six one, or call
us eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
But let's go over some of the top responses to
the most unhinged things that guys have said on a date.
One of them said that he chastised me, saying it
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came off as lazy and immature for sleeping until three
pm despite knowing that I work nights.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What excuse you? Why does that matter on a first day?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well, I think it's just also the talking down at all,
like who has who thinks that that's going to impress
the person. Yeah, unless you're trying to get out of
the date at that very moment.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That doesn't make any sicks. Digg it when you put
him in their place like that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, we do say respectfully, right, but it doesn't
matter if you work nights, you gotta be up at
like six in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Still we're going over I turn.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's going viral of women sharing the most unhinged things
that guys have said to them while on a date.
One said one guy was texting with was telling me
about a car that seemed like it was following him.
It drove off, and then he called me and said,
this is so weird. I'm used to being the apex predator.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
What I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
I think that's kind of foot behavior.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, hopefully he was joking.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The woman went on to say that she said, now
you know how women feel, and then hung up on him.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's a great response.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm thinking of Jurassic Park, like, oh, that's fun, commitreditor you.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's the problem is there are a lot of guys
out there who think they're living in an action movie.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
AI.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, you know, they're over compensating. I understand there's pressure
out there. You just got to break them down a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This person is definitely a spy following me because I'm
about to be taken by the men in black and
told that I have a special gift and then I
have to save the world.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's what's happening right now. That would make me want
to go on a date with you, though, because that's
so weird.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That would make me run in the other direction.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
We're going over a trend that's going viral of women
sharing the most unhinged things that guys have said to
them on a date. One woman said, I mentioned to
him that I adopted two kittens for my birthday. I
lived with my mom at the time, and she already
had a cat. And then this guy freaked out on
me and told me that I was hoarding animals and
that I had a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You three animals. How is that hoarding? I don't know.
Some people are turned on by like cat daddies or
pet daddies. I guess they're quicked out, not ready to
be a mom.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I alays had our guy tell me on a date
that his spard animal is lightning with Queen, you loved
that you love cars and.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He was a race card driver too, but not a
very good one because he never ended up anywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Somebody texted in at four one six, I said, a
guy told me that he's never been with a blonde before,
so he'll see how it goes because they're all dumb
and it says I'm blonde, and for some reason I
married him, but we're divorced now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
We should actually pay attention to that when they give
descriptions that you don't match as part of their jam.
This one guy told me he's like, I can't wait
to marry a woman with green eyes, as he's all
cuddled up to me or whatever, and I turned around
and closed my eyes. I was like, what color are
my eyes? He's like, well aren't they green? No, bro,
I have brown eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Are you nuts? How much longer are you with him?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
For? That?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay? I was starting to learn at that point.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The other one it was a first date when he goes,
I'm not used to dating like he was like, I'm
only used to dating like cheerleaders. He would date professional cheerleaders,
and when he went on a date with me, I'm
not a professional cheerleader. So he's like, this is the
first time I'm going outside of my comfort zone to
date a not cheerleader. How was it? It was not
it didn't work out. I mean I thought it was
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funny for a minute, but we didn't continue and he
didn't order.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Somebody else texted in a four one O six one
and said I was dating a guy for a few
months and I wrote him a poem and he responded
back with feedback and critique of the poem.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Wait wait, you wrote him a poem, though, so yeah,
who's I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, not if it's early on, you don't write people
poem that could their love language.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wait, we are handling the streets very different, so write
him back with feedback and critique.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Though, Listen, thanks a lot for the love poem. But
also someone else said that they met their most recent
ex on hinge and they were having a discussion about
dating apps in general, and she mentioned that she also
tried using bumble, to which he replied that he hated
that because women should not make the first move.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh why, I mean, I don't love making the person move,
But that doesn't mean anyone else can't.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I mean, you need to recover it was like because
I'm just still fashion and stuff, you know, not like
it's like, yeah, I wanted to you can, but I
just you know, yeah, tell me what to do otherwise
this date is over fast.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Hello, oh yeah, this beer.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We dropped them off already. I just want to make
sure you do they win in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I'm so sorry. Who did you say.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Is calling this beer?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We don't drop drop them off in the backyard. Just
want to make sure you know that, you know, in
case you get home walk in the backyard down.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Knowing that.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Dropped one off in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Hey, the delivery today? Oh I didn't tell you what
I was calling from Data. Sorry, I'm calling from and
had delivery order today to for for Sabrino.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Dropped them off before baby gates back there.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh, I am so sorry. I'm not sure if it's
the connection or what it could be, but.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Can you please repeat that?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean, because you know, I don't want you walking
in the backyard when then't being back down the outside
the greats and everything else like that without knowing the day,
so I just thought of call and let you know
they did that. We didn't drop them off, and they
they did. They had some chicken already and they fine.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Well, what did you have dropped off in my backyard?
And how did you get to my backyard?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Let's take this step by step.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
We didn't want to give in the front yard, you
know what I mean, like they run away, you get away,
maybe a byblity or something like that.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Sorry, you're supposed to be delivering a massage chair. That's
the only thing that I have coming to me. So
what is getting out.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Of where amos? I got here for four baby gators?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Did I hear you say? Gators? Baby gators?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Four baby gators? Yeah, four baby gators that you little guys.
But you know they got teeth and stuff like that.
So but back there, they faed gain some chicken before
we left, so the won't fort them get too hungry.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I always hold on here, hold on, why are there
baby gators being delivered? When I ordered a massage chair?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Say invoicees for baby gators? That's all I know. You know,
I just delivered.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I delivered the goods, and uh, you know I did
have massage share in the back of my truck. But
I don't know where that's going yet.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Excuse me, what in the actual are you talking about?
Who are you You supposed to have my mother in law
come over today? We are having a family gathering.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's why you got the gators from a party or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Absolutely not. There's a giant mistake here. I literally don't
know what you're talking about. You have the wrong home.
Tell me, please, how did that mistake happen? How did
we go from massage share which you said is in
the back of ear It is.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
A massage in the back of my truck, but I
don't know where I.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Want you to take that massage chair back in the
back to take it, take it from the truck, put
it in my backyard or front yard, whatever you feel better,
and take the baby gators back.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, yeah, I probably won't leave it in the backyards.
I don't want a baby in the massage share. That's
what you do.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
But you know, sir, I don't understand you at all,
and I'm not sure if you don't understand me, but
you're gonna go back. I don't know who that orders
baby gators, but you're gonna take the gators back to
that crazy Okay, you honestly, you need to go back.
You need to get the baby gators out of there.
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You do not understand there is a baby gate back there,
and those are not for the gators. Okay, that is
for my four year old son. All right, I have
my mother in law company so she could watch my
son first. You absolutely have to go back now, Okay,
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So what I'm hearing is you don't want the baby gators.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
No, I don't want the baby gator. You have to
we don't even need to be on the phone much longer.
You need to go back, trade the baby gators in,
leave the babygate safely, put the massage chair back there here.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I think you know, if I put the ship a
label on it, you might be able to peg and
get him back into create. They're pretty owly.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Just let you know, I might not be able to
do anything other than free stuff out. You're the one
that's going to be doing everything here. Okay. I don't
know where you are, but you're going back right now. Okay,
I'm freaking out. I have a meeting in about ten minutes. Here.
I'm not going to get a call for my mother
in law. Of all things. That has made a long
damn journey with her.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hey, Sabrina, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh my god, he said that you ordered.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
A massage chair and or waiting for it to be
delivered and wanted to mess with you somehow.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
So, oh my god. I was honestly trying to picture
the worst. I was picturing my mother in law having
her horrible wig repped off by four radigators.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Time for Nina's what's trending? Oops, there we go. There's
a hot new pet trend. It has eight legs and
everybody wants one, apparently. I'll tell you what that is
in a second, but first, Jim Creators, we need to talk.
So there's this one woman who's going super viral. I
try to pull a video, but you can't really understand
what's happening, so I'll try to explain it to you.
There's this woman who's taking her thrusts very seriously and
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chest press and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, and she's.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Got her little camera up and in it you can
see somebody behind her that's kind of just loitering around
the weights. She stops her workout mid set and turns
around to this girl and is like, I can't believe
you're standing there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You need to get out of the way. Can't you
see I'm filming right now? Oh jeez, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You're most likely going to get photo bombed if you're
trying to create in the gym. But also like, I
don't want to be in your video either, So like
if I was that girl standing behind the creator, I'm
not trying to be in your video.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, trying to get out of your video if anything.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Right, So when you're doing that, is there an ed
kid that that all of you gym creators work by,
because the ones that I see in the gym are
usually kind of in that shared space where they do
like the group workouts and then they set up their
tripods and then they have like their whole setup.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I have no idea. It be ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Because you're not the only one in the gym. You
can't yell at people. And also you should probably ask
if you have permission to.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Post maybe Elsea space and your stuff the time. I
don't think you have to do that, like ask people.
I mean, it'd be nice if you did, but I
don't think people do. But you can't get mad at
someone for being in your video, Like, dude, you're literally
videoing in a public place.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm sorry, but like it's gonna happen. There's other people
at the gym.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
And you are gonna get like a look like I
don't know even like when I see people, I'm like, oh,
Like in my head, I'm like, go.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You like, get your bag, like do whatever you like, Yeah,
what do you want? But at the same time, I'm like,
you're filming in the gym.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Like if I feel like crap and I think I
look like crap, I don't want to be anywhere near
being filmed.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I don't want to be in your video.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I just wouldn't. Like I don't know, I feel like
there needs to be some more rules about that. Thankfully,
I haven't really had that situation happen, but I know
it does happen because I see a lot of people
with their tripods in the gym.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You slaming myself from the gym, don't you. Yeah, I
don't like to, But you don't ever have anybody else
in your shots.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, I'm also there at like three in the morning,
so it's just me and then this other dude, and
then there's usually there's a woman who's there three times
a weekly. When you work out like three in the morning,
three thirty in the morning, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Always the same people.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, but that's this one guy that gets there about
four thirty and he rides the bike for about fifteen
twenty minutes and then he lifts.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh wow, you do. Yeah, it's like you get to
know each other schedule.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
But do you guys ever talk to each other, Like,
why are you at the gym at three thirty in
the morning. No, No, the old dude is there. I
don't want to talk to him. He seems a little off.
The woman, I'm not going to talk to her because
it's three thirty in the morning at a gym.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And then the guy that that rides his bike and
then does the weights. He and I walk by each
other once a while and give a head nod like,
hey man, cool again, nice to see it again.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's just the next.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Day, gonna say, it's literally been only one day.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, that's very polite.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, well, being in the gym, I'm sure you work
up an appetite, and McDonald's may be your place of
choice because they're bringing back the Monopoly game starting on
October six for a limited time. You're going to get
to play with new digital game pieces in addition to
the classic ones. I've never actually played, but these prices
are sick. You could get vacation, a Winnebago motor home,
(14:25):
lows shopping spree, renovation of your dreams for your house,
free food, and up to a million dollars a tack.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's unreal. I don't know. McDonald's had a version of Monopoly.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
My stepsister used to play it every single time we
go on any kind of road trips.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
She would have Monopoly on her phone. Wow, October six,
get those happy meals and you can play too, No kidding,
I'm like, hey, can you play, but like we'll split
the price.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Lastly, jumping spiders are the hot new pet tracks. Oh no,
jumping spiders. They're all over TikTok. I guess they've got personalities.
They tilt their heads, they play around a little bit,
and they seem animated and they even have a nickname.
They're out here, them web puppies. We're also spoots and
some people. This one woman is a breeder and she
says that she's breeding up to like a thousand of them. Whoa,
(15:09):
because this is what people are asking for. So married couples,
the women are buying them to help get over their rachnophobia.
Men are not thrilled with their wives buying these spiders.
But now, everybody big if you just want a little
furry web puppy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They're big and hairy. They're like a little tarantulas.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, and they have personalities apparently, so jumping spiders or
whateverybody's trying to get their fans on.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Dude, get a pig instead or something, Get anything else.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
A spider, not a spider. I would leave somebody's house
for that. Pat spiders really yeah, I would never talk.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
To them again. Young spider called quick. What happens? That's
what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on
the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Timothy is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and he thinks that his girlfriend of five years named
Tara might be messing around. So in a second we'll
call her and see if we can catch or if
she is cheating. But first Timothy, Sorry you have to
come on the show this way.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What was going on? Why do you think Terry might
be cheating?
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Man, I don't know. I just she just recently started
a job and she's been told late night. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
She just she's been like she's been less communicated to me,
and she says it's just like for project deadlines.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And I don't know.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
I just noticed that she become distant, like she's been
really protective of her phone too, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Last week, she claimed.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
To be working late for her car CPS history so
that she was down at a park, you know, near downtown.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So that was not good, and just.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Her car was parked downtown. Yeah, and she doesn't work downtown.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
No, okay, So she said she was where did you
check the GPS because you thoughts on the shady might
be going on or something.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, exactly. And then when I brought it up, she
got all defensive and just she said that she needed
air and didn't want to argue and yeah, I don't know.
I mean like we've been together for like.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Five years, like you like you kind of brought up
and I don't know. We just started talking about moving
in with each other, and I just I'm freaked out
and I just want to know.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
So it's unlike her to be like this. Does she
ever have in the past? Has she ever had like
moments where she just kind of shuts down a little
bit because you know, sometimes emotionally people you need to
check out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And it's not always cheating.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
But you've been with her for five years, so you
would know if that's something that she would do.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, this does. Still it's still different.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is there anybody that you think it could be with?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
No, Honestly, I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Do you know her coworkers?
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Not really just like you know, her mentioning them here
and there, but she's her hanging out with them like that.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
So does her job require her to work late? I
mean you're saying she's saying she's working late, but like
what kind of job would that be?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
No, she definitely doesn't. She never really worked late. Like, no,
what I'm trying about it characters, But now all.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Of a sudden she is working late. But when you
check her GPS, it wasn't where.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Her work is exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How is she with you other than that one moment
when you confronted her and obviously she didn't want to
talk about it. Has she been acting normal?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
She's kind of like for the most part, Yeah, but
like there's just been like little like just moments where
I feel like, like I said, like she's been my
real protective of her phone, and she's just been like
it's just been selling.
Speaker 11 (18:28):
Like it's been harder to get deep, like you know,
connect people with her as recently.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Okay, like she's somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, like she's somewhere else exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a Rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from
our floor apartments to anybody that they want, and we'll
see if she sends that to you or somebody else.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Okay, Okay, sound good, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, We'll get you to catch you teater next
right in the middle of to catch a cheeter and
if you're just joining us, Timothy is on the phone,
and he thinks that his girlfriend, Tara of five years,
might be cheating. So we're about to call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a
rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards member who gets a free gift
(19:19):
for being such a valued customer. And it's flowers delivered
to anybody that you want, and we'll see if she
sends those to her boyfriend, Timothy or to somebody else.
But first, Timothy, why don't you recap your situation for
us real quick?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, man, she's just been We're gonna get us player
over five years. Like you said, she's just been a
little bit more distant and quiet. Well, she said she
was at work, and I just kind of felt suspicious.
It was real way that night, started checking cars GPS
and I said her car was downtown and that's not
where she works.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let's do it?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Hello, Hi, this is Corribo calling from I was looking
for our rewards member named Tara.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
This is Tara.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Hi, Tara, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
this month's lucky winner.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
Where do I win?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I do?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Every single month we choose one Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us. And this month it's flowers
delivered from our floral department, absolutely free. It's thirty six
long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (20:39):
Thanks, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name, and then we'll get anything you
want to put on the card and the address and
that's it.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Okay, Well on the card, could you put? Sometimes the
best is scared are the ones we don't have to explain.
Thank you for understanding.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's the best escape.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
And I'll be sending the flowers to Caleb.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Got it great? Thank you so much. And now I'll
let you know that this is not a grocery store.
It's actually a radio show.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm Nina. Hi am Victorian, and my name is Jubil
and this is the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, And we do a segment on the show called
to katcha Cheeta where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you can see who they send
flowers to. And your boyfriend, Timothy is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Mm hmm, Derek Caleb? Who's Caleb? The hell is Caleb?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Kennothy?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Like?
Speaker 8 (21:45):
What?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Calm down?
Speaker 14 (21:48):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You not trust me?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Like what?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Jared just answered the question what is this? Why you
do me saying that you need to go get air?
Has just been hanging out with Caleb the whole time?
Speaker 12 (22:02):
Okay, timnosey, why do you think I'm cheating?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Wait? What do you mean? Why? Why do I think
you're cheating? First of all, you're lying to me and
you're saying or you're at some place and you're not.
I've checked your card GPS and you're now you're writing
and giving me flowers to someone named Caleb.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
You checked my cards?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, I checked it because you've been shady lately and
you said you were going to be at work and
you weren't at work, So what were you?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Timothy? Caleb is my therapist.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Okay, I've been seeing him since I started a new job.
That card wasn't what.
Speaker 15 (22:44):
I found him like, He's helped me deal with some anxiety,
and I didn't know how to talk to you about
it yet. There's just been a lot of on in
my life and the jobs been really chressing me out,
and I just I wanted to kind.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Of keep this to myself. You've been seeing your facist
some late that night, and that's why you just sent
flowers to him.
Speaker 12 (23:01):
I mean, yeah, he's been helping me out a lot.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't yeah, yeah, but it was ten o'clock at night.
What therapist works at ten o'clock at night?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Well, I can't believe you checked my GPS.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, I had to check your GPS because he's acting
shady and it turns out you haven't been where you
said you were going to be, So I'm glad I
did check your GPS. I want to know more about
this Caleb guy.
Speaker 12 (23:25):
Who it was?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
He's my therapist? Yeah, it doesn't sound like he's just
your therapist. Are you cheating? How me? Karah?
Speaker 12 (23:33):
Noah, Kara.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
It was ten o'clock at night. There are no therapists
that meet at ten o'clock at night. What were you
doing at ten o'clock at night with this therapist named Caleb?
I don't get it.
Speaker 12 (23:44):
Well, we met up for dinner because he just wanted
to talk more.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Okay, yeah, so you'll know what.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
No, he just wanted to talk more, and he's been
helping me out there some stuff, and so I thought
this would be nice.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
You know, a therapist.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
You your therapist, he's my therapist, Timothy, Are you not
listening to me?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But he wanted to meet up with you for dinner
so he could talk more. That makes no sense, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Don't you know take you out to dinner? No, they're
not allowed to you.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, I don't think that therapists are allowed to take
their clients out to dinner, Tara. So you're gonna have
to come up with a better one that.
Speaker 12 (24:23):
I mean, I don't know the ethical code for you know,
a therapist, but like he's been helping me out.
Speaker 14 (24:30):
I don't know what you want to say.
Speaker 13 (24:31):
He just said he wanted to, you know, get a
little deeper into stuff, and I understand what I've been
going through.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So yeah, it's just all sounds like such both, Tarah,
Why don't you just Traine what's going on so we
can stop wasting each other's time. And also that's right,
I remember, you know, going out of town next weekend.
I'm assuming that's what Caleb right to talk.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Well, yeah, but it's like a it's like a therapeutic retreat.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
What okay, Okay, you can just stay on that retreat.
You don't need to come back.
Speaker 13 (25:04):
Fine, you know what, maybe I will have fun on
the retreat. And even if nothing happened now, it's going
to happen on the retreat, so I will have fun.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Hey, Timothy, she hung up care of them.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm sorry, man, Dang that sucks, dude, she was messing
Around'm sorry, dude.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well, I appreciate you guys helping me out.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, at least now, you know, well, at least.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Now I have a new mission.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
I'm gonna go find this Caleb guy and make sure
he gets his life he's taken away because.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
This is messed up.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, who knows. Well, good luck, man, Thanks
say the Jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 5 (25:50):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
If I've worn dresses with high right ques. But you
think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Wait the time for america Favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria?
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
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Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com if you
think you have what it takes to be Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, but you probably don't. Are you sober? I don't
know why you're slurring your words? Unfortunately. Yeah, we'll play
right after this. It's the Jewel Show. Oops, wait a
sound to play before that? Am I some sort of
normally challenged airhea? No, not even I didn't say that.
(26:43):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
To begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
in a game of trivia for Tate McCree tickets.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, and let's meet today's contestant for you, Victoria Victor.
What's up, Victor? How are you? I'm okay?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
This is cute. Victor versus Victoria. Yeah, look at that.
Are you also a tat mcc tate McCrae fan.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
To Victor, yes, I am, oh, heck yeah, all right,
well Tate McCray tickets on the line. Will send Victoria
out of the studio right now. And Victor, here's how
the game is played. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yep,
(27:32):
all right, she's outside. The door is closed, and here
we go, Victor, your time starts.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Now. What metal is a horseshoe made of steel in bowling?
What's it called when you get three strikes in a row?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Puppy?
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Which pop star accidentally set fired her home gym with candles?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
What is the longest running cartoon in the United States?
Which of these fractions is the smallest one half, two
thirds or three fourths.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
One third?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
In What country did the first season of Survivor take place? Okay,
got that in.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting ready and putting on her headphones, Victoria, well, no, Victor, sorry,
getting you too confused. Now, Victor, if you had to
name a child after the last thing you ate? What
is the name of your new baby?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
McDonald McDonald's. That's cute? Oh, McDonald hadda farm? All right, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
If you had to name a child after the last
thing you ate? What's the new name of your baby?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oatmeal ball? Nice?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's a cute name, little oat meal ball.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Here, don't swing on the.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
All right, here we go thirty seconds sands there as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed. You have to be Victor outright to win. Victor,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
What metal is the horseshoe made of?
Speaker 10 (29:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Really strong metal? In bowling? What is it called when
you get three strikes in a row? It's steel? Maybe
it's steel? Uh? We eat three strikes in a row?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Triplets?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Which pop star accidentally set fire to her home gym
with candles?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, that looks Britney's Bears. What is the longest running
cartoon in the United States? Oh, Speed rob Which of
these fractions is the smallest one half, two thirds or
three fourths?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
One half?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Are you saying? Wait?
Speaker 10 (29:39):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I knows one one half. I'm gonna say one half, half, half,
one and a half or just half. I said half. Okay,
We're gonna go with half.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, all right, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Our social media producer Gabby Tour got incorrect and Victoria
got to whoa victory.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Somehow straight up victory for Victoria. You didn't win, but
you do get Taate McCray tickets just for playing.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Hey, oh thanks, good job, Victor.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm app sure did good too. All right, let's go
over the answers with Nina a horse.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
She was made out of iron and bowling. When you
get three strikes in a row, it's called a turkey.
Britney Spears is the pop star that st fired her
home gym with candles.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Miss Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Just if anything is going ridiculously wrong with the pop
starts usually yeah, I usually safe answer.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I can't stop watching. I can't stop watching.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
The Simpsons is the longest running cartoon in the United States,
and one well half is the smallest of half, two
thirds and three fours.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah it is, Victor, Thank you for playing. Oh sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Last one Survivor took place in Malaysia. The first season,
Victor got there.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That's freaking cool.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We play you verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com and you too could take on Victoria.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
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Speaker 1 (31:16):
Jordan is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Drew.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Jordan, how long has
it been since you heard from Drew.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
It's been about two weeks now, Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
How many times have you tried to hit him up
in that time?
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Just twice?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Once like really soon after our date and then once again,
I want.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
To say, like three days ago, okay, and nothing.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
He just left you on red Yeah, just nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay, let's talk about the date. Let's go back and
try to figure it out. I know, I'm sorry. This
is the worst.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
No, thank you for doing this. So we met on
Hinge right and he messaged me first, which is already
a win in my book. And he saw my photos
in Thailand and said something about white lotus, which full disclosure,
I did not know what that was. But I was
just playing along and we're making plans to get drinks,
(32:19):
and he suggested the sports bar because there was a
vibe there, which honestly wasn't my favorite, but I went
with it because he's really cute and you know, fun,
and so yeah, we were just we had a great
talk and he's really ambitious. He told me about how
he wants to launch his own streetwear brand, and he
(32:41):
had a couple of friends yet and then someone sent
shots over, which honestly I don't I don't usually do shots,
but like, again, he was really cute.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm having.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Back got really quick. He introduced you to some of
his friends.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Yeah, I guess this is a bar that they kind
of frequent, so a couple of them just happened. I
thought that was you know, like it's not like he
was like, oh, my friends, we have to go, you know,
he introduced me, so.
Speaker 14 (33:10):
That was nice.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Okay, and then after a while they were like, okay,
we're going to go do our thing over at the
bar and just left us on our own.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Good.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I was like, these friends do crash the party, try
to get you guys wasted, and then sit back and
watch what happened.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (33:27):
No, they were like apropos.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
They were good, okay, good, Okay. Are they the ones
that sent you the shots?
Speaker 8 (33:32):
So yeah, I think ultimately that's what we figured out.
But I wasn't really paying attention.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
I was just like I was.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Just having fun, and like I said, like I don't
really do shots, so I was just like, okay, I'm
gonna get this over with.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay, thank you so much about it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Were you feeling it?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah, I mean I felt safe enough to like not
overly question where the shots were coming from. I guess
now that I'm thinking about it, I probably should have.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
But it's okay.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
It was it was just a.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Lot of fun, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, how did the date end with him?
Speaker 8 (34:06):
I think it was okay, like, okay, it got a
little weird, so like he's laughing, having fun, We're all cool,
and then like out of nowhere, he had to leave
and he made up some excuse he paid the tab,
and then he did and at one point Shortly before that,
he and his friends were at the bar and they
(34:26):
kept looking back at me, which it made me feel
like felt conscious, But you know, I was like, what
was there something on me? So I went to the
bathroom and the only thing I can think is like
my shirt was a little to be through, but I
thought that that was, you know, hot. It made me
feel good and not a reason to be.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
Like grossed out by me or anything.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, his friends were pointing at you or looking over
at you and talking. What was the excuse that he
gave you just that he had to.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
I think he said something about like having to get
up early the next stay and do something for building
his business, which is okay, great, like, yeah, he's I
know that he's ambitious. I know, you know, he gave
me a lot of details about his plans. But it
was just the way that it happened, like it was
so stunny.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Abruptly weird.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
It seems like something they said might be the reason
that he left.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Exactly, and I don't know what it was, and I
just like, I would really like to know what happened.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he is ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, if
you still want Okay, we'll get your first day follow up.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Next. Right in the middle of today is the first
date follow up.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
And if you're just joining us, Jordan is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Drew.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why is ghostinger and get her a second
date if she still wants one. But before we do that, Jordan,
breakdown your date for us again real quick, one time.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
So we met on Hinge and we ended up going
to the sports bar and a couple of his friends
were there and so I got to meet them, and
then we were having a great time, and then all
of a sudden, he decided like he needed to leave
very quickly, and he made up this excuse and I
haven't heard from him since, and I'd like to know
(36:13):
what happened.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Okay, weird, Well, are you ready for us to give
you a call?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
All right, here we go. Whoo Hi man, I speak
to Drew. Please?
Speaker 14 (36:34):
This is him?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Who's this Drew?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jubile Show. Hi, Drew, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria
and my name is Jubell. How are you.
Speaker 14 (36:44):
I'm good, I'm familiar with what you guys want.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Nice, just to see how you're doing. Just checking in,
you know, we know you listen when you said to
you too, and you don't know it.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
Checking in on all the fans.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You know, Drew were calling you because this is the
first date follow up. You know, if you go on
a date someone and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to call you and find out why.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
So we got an email about.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
You, Jordan. Isn't it Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I don't even have to think about that. She told
us about your date and she's really confused. Says that you, uh,
you guys were hanging out at the bar. Your friends
ended up being there too, and at one point you
went over to your friends and then it looked like
they were pointing towards her, and then after that you
said you had to get up for work or something
and bounced.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Mm hmm. Well okay, so first off, thrilled to be
talking to you guys. Been listening for a while, but
with Jordan. She was nice, fun even, but I ghosted
her because I cannot be out here dating someone who
just confidently uses words absolutely and completely wrong.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 14 (37:50):
Like I tried to let it go, I really did,
but she kept using the like juxtaposition as a fit,
like compromise. You like wine, I like sports bars, but
I think we can find a juxtaposition, you.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Know, Oh okay.
Speaker 14 (38:06):
I mean, if it's one word, sure, I get it,
like you know, it's like a little quirky cube moment
and then you can correct it. But it kept happening
over and over again with different words, and then uh,
like my friends ended up being at the bar and
she was like talking, They're joking about something, and she
(38:27):
just wanted, this is such an ambiguous situation, and it wasn't.
It was like super clear. I think she meant to
say like ridiculous or wild, but she was like so sure,
She's like this is so ambiguous.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
She seemed well spoken when we talked to her, Like
it didn't seem like that was going on when we
talked to her.
Speaker 14 (38:48):
I don't know, I don't know, that wasn't my experience,
you know, Like like I thought she was nice. She
was even fun. But I'm big on words, man, like
you got no basically English langue, which you know all right, thank.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
You for telling us, Drew. And also if you listen
to the show, yeah you know what happens now.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Hi Jordan, Hi, uh wow, I'm so sorry that I
didn't live up to your English speaking expectations.
Speaker 8 (39:23):
You knew what I meant, though, right, Like that's all
that matters. Communication is about intent, right, like reading people.
Speaker 14 (39:31):
Totally uh for the most part, but like just basic
first grade understanding of the language is important, like words
mean things, Jordan. That the worst part is like my
friends caught it through a one of them even repeated
it back to you, like yeah, you're all super ambiguous
and they're all laughing, and you just nodded like they
weren't roasting you. I was like, you got to have
a little bit of like self awareness about those roasting me.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
I wow, Okay, I don't even know what to say
to that, Like, I'm pretty sure I have better than
a first grade understanding of the English language.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Well, you did say you don't drink shots a lot,
so maybe that just kind of threw off your basic
understanding of certain words. You know, I don't know, maybe
because you do sound well spoken now.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
I'd like to think that I am, at least most
of the time. I don't know what you expected as me,
but your friends were all of a sudden, mayor, and
I guess I was trying to impress and just be,
you know, conversational with everybody. And you know I was
(40:48):
drunk and like.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Amused.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
I don't know, like you're acting like I did something
wrong to you.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
You were what.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
You got that one right?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
You were amused?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
What amused? Confused? I don't know right now.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
See I know how to use words totally. I mean,
we're all a little amused right now.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
You know.
Speaker 14 (41:17):
I was just saying, look, you didn't do anything to me.
You were nice, you were fun.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
It's just not for me, like words mean things, and
I can't for me, I can't be explaining basic vocabulary
every time we hang out. You know, I'm sure we
can find some sort of like explanation juxtaposition about this.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
Jordan's You're doing it again things you just need it.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
That's not what that word means, like a compromise. Yeah,
go on, It's just that's what that is. What that
means it's that's what juxophobes means.
Speaker 14 (41:59):
No, that's not what it means.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Jordan's goodness.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
No, when two people disagree they come to a juxtaposition,
that that is what that means.
Speaker 14 (42:11):
Oh my goodness, do you guys see what I'm talking about.
It's like and you're just getting a little sneak peek.
We were out there for like two hours.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I think she's right. I think she's right. I wish
you guys could come to a juxtaposition. I mean, I.
Speaker 14 (42:21):
Understand, don't encourage her. This can be said. She needs
to know.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Would you like to go on another date with Jordan?
We'll pay for it, and you guys can see if
you can juxtapose in person.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
Damn No, words mean things, man, I can't. I can't
be doing a Yeah. I also don't want another date
because you clearly don't know words like you think you do.
Why don't you go look up juxtapose, juxtaposition in a
dictionary and you can figure it out from there.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
Girl, I speak four languages, which is crazy. I hate
this so much.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Right now, first date, It's time for what's trending, fellas.
If you're looking for a job or maybe a career change.
There is an industry that's looking for you, and it
looks like it's gonna pay pretty good. I'll tell you
what that is in a minute, but first, can we
talk about this new fashion statement wired headphones. Wired headphones
(43:16):
are making or comeback, and the fashion world has spoken
and they're now styling them like accessories, wrapping them around
burken bags, and they're worn with intention, not because they
have to.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Huh. I don't know how I like that. Hmm. I
mean it's kind of cute, really, is it? I think so.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
I guess it's like nice because like if they fall out,
they don't actually fall out, you can kind of catch
them on like an AirPod.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeh that's nice. I lose my air pods all the time.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Do you know. I almost lost it on a train
the other day, like fell out and I was like
I was like freaking out around us, and while meanwhile
people were like coming off the train getting on the train,
and this guy like stopped it with his split.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I was like, thanks, man, Yeah, I didn't think about it.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
I put it back in my ear and then I
was like, oh my gosh, and I took it out.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I was like the funny part is I think that
there are some people that should have wired headphones, and
you two are perfect.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Examples of that.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
I love fair Wired saved me a lot of money.
I'm always going to buy new headphones. Where where'd more
one headphone go? I thought I put them both back
in the thing.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Right, And they're both not back on the thing. Man,
save yourselves and make it fashion.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Plus they're cheap, so.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
Yeah, but they're not comfy, I will say, lasting Okay,
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Colonel Sanders is great great great nef great what great
great great.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Nephews got beef with KFC.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
This is hysterical because I'm still not convinced that he's
the great great great nephew. But KFC blocked him because
for years he has a Twitter account or an ex
acount whatever dedicated to talking about his family. So his
great great great uncle Colonel Sanders is the one with
the chicken recipe. He got so mad that he got
blocked by KFC that he allegedly leaked the chicken recipe.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Oh he's the one that leaked it. He's the one
that leaked it. Oh that's amazing, I know.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
And he's talking about how his family's always been talking
about it and all this stuff. But the reason why
he's been so upset and become a problem for KFC
is because he thinks that over the past decade they've
sexualized Colonel Sanders so much in marketing.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
He is you know, I'm looking at the picture sexual
Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Looks at Colonel Sanders recently, you see what he's been
up to.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
I felt like he just like always looked the same. Right,
He's got his little white slaggy suit on, his little
white beard. I mean, Colonel Sanders waggy. It's white, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
It is?
Speaker 6 (45:27):
But he looks like just an older like like my
grandpa's going making.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, I don't know how they've sexualized him. It looks
the same to me.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Take his bagg.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
EVENU real, his TikTok handle is real, Colonel Sanders. So
it's either like a huge joke or this is real,
and he's very passionate about it. But I don't know
what would de sexualize him by, like what put a
veil on him?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I mean, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 6 (45:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
They haven't necesarily done anything sexy to the logo. It
just looks like the normal Colonel Sanders logo. Yeah, I
don't know what I'm missing.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
I don't know. Maybe it's just I don't know. Yeah,
he's being really protective.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Great, great, Oh what if you were taking off his
suit and like even just his little apron on.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
So it's like a little oh yeah, they could, but
they're not even doing that.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
If they were, I could see why he's like, Oh,
that's my uncle a little bit too out there.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Sanders are just an apron on and a little side cheek.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, a bucket and chicken in and a little biscuit. Yeah,
run into a bucket of biscuits all the time.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Or just a naked Colonel Sanders with just a bucket
hid hiding the goods.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
It sounds like if you really were that way, then
he would be making it in this industry that's looking
for more fellas well. Seriously, if you're looking for a job, fellas,
or if you want a career change, the adult film
industry says that there is there's a need for more
men in the industry because they're not showing up.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh wow, that's sad.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
I wonder why you know, I don't know response, And
now it's your chance to be a movie star paying Well,
I don't know, it's the movie you want to be
in that Maybe it is, though I don't know, maybebe
it's not.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Hey, everybody's got their own career grads, you know, so true,
so true, Colonel Sanders be perfect and one of that
bucket secret recipe. I mean, there's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
That's pretty gross when you say it like that, but
it's funny. Oh my good marketing.
Speaker 9 (47:32):
Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Hello, Hey, how you doing. I'm good? You have a
dirty little secret? I do, sweet, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well.
Speaker 9 (47:42):
So, something I've been doing to kind of like kink
my wife, and it's absolutely annoying her to no end
is when she's in the kitchen cooking, I'll just I'll
hook up to the Bluetooth speaker and I'll kind of
like hide it in like one of the cabinets, and
I'll just start playing like inappropriate sounds, like you know,
just like gunshots, you know, they're like like a total
(48:03):
shootout from like a movie, and I'll play I'll play
like sounds from like adult videos, you know, kind of
glassic sounding.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
And she doesn't know where it's coming from.
Speaker 9 (48:15):
I mean, she eventually finds, you know, follows the source
of the sound, but like I initially I did it
just to kind of make her jump, you know, and
she would scream and be like, what the hell's gone?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Like freaking out.
Speaker 9 (48:25):
And then I kind of uh extended this into when
we go out, Like we'll be at Walmart in the
in the in the electronics section, and I'll find the
Bluetooth speaker and I'll start blasting you know, that sounds
through it. And it's just getting to the point where
she's just so embarrassed when I do it. At first,
she didn't know, you know, what was going on. But uh,
(48:46):
and I've even parlayed this into like, outside of annoying
my wife, I do this at work.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Now, but.
Speaker 9 (48:53):
I'll just play, Yeah, I'll just play like a fart
sound or real quick sound so that they can't find
the source of you know, I'll hide the Bluetooth speaker
around the office in different places and just like you know,
two seconds sound and people are like.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
What the hell was that?
Speaker 9 (49:07):
And you know, at work, they actually had an office
meeting about who where these sounds were.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Coming from and who was doing it?
Speaker 9 (49:15):
Yeah, and now I can't cop to it, but like,
you know, they addressed all of us, and then they
took a few of the like the senior uh you
know staff into the room to kind of continue to discussion.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
And once that happened, I just kept doing it those guys.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
Yeah, actually I did. I did hide it in there,
and I think I think I blasted.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Just just a quick shot.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
I didn't want them to find the source of it. Yeah,
and and the like you know, the senior staff is
super pissed off right now. And but I just can't
stop doing it. Man, I'm just like the reactions too much. Man,
it just makes my day. You should have seen how
pissed off I pretended to be in the meeting about.
Speaker 14 (49:57):
Whoever was doing.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
That's hilarious. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, thanks for letting me hear it.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
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