The internet is renaming things again, and they are actually GOOD

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, I don't want to hear you say, what do

(00:01):
I never find another man? You found that loser. I'm
sure you can do it again, and let's work a
little bit harder this time to find somebody who's not
a loser. But I'm just saying, like, truly, how hard
was it to find that guy? Not an arm Not
that hard and he sucked. So let's just imagine we
put on a little bit more offer and had a
few more boundaries, a little.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Bit of standards.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I think that's a really good idea.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Think about the man that you will find. The Internet
is a fark place this show, and when the Internet
names things, it does not disappoint. Like when London asked
their residents to name a new boat and the name
that they got for their boat was body mcboat face
and body mcboat face still exists, Yeah, and they had

(00:44):
to name it that because they asked, Well, somebody just
asked the Internet what badly named things need to be
named different? And the Internet did not disappoint. So we'll
go over the list right now of jet skis. Someone
on the this thread said jet skis should be renamed motorcycles.

(01:05):
Why isn't it motorcycle. It makes way more sense. Yeah,
it's not a ski, it's a motorcycle. It's like a jet.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
It is kind of like a cycle to cycle way
faster than a jet ski if it sounds more dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Somebody asked the Internet what things should be named differently.
Here's another one. Astronomers should be called skyientists. Oh I
like that one. I love that. I love that one too.
Text in four one O six one? What things do
you think should be named differently? How about this one? Donuts?

(01:45):
Why are they called donuts when they should be called
sugar bagels? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, my mind is getting blown right now.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Wait, why are they called donuts because I don't know's
they're not nuts nut in it? Sugar bagel is a wait?
Some of them have better name for that than donuts. Yeah,
we're going over a list from the Internet. Somebody asked
what things should be named differently, and the Internet, of course,
did not disappoint. Milk Why is it called milk? Shouldn't
be called cereal, sauce or cowjuice? I like cowjuice? What

(02:23):
it is? It's solid?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, juice is like a fruity flavorful like less like a.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
Who me me milk, milk, goat, goat, milk, goat, juice
the juice of the thing, right right.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, I don't know if I can do the juice train.
I don't think I could do that. Someone else on
the internet said that couches shouldn't be called couches. The
name doesn't make much sense. Human shelf is way better.
You just post up and sit there until you get dusty.

(03:02):
Are going over a thread from the internet. Somebody asks
people what things should be named differently? Hemorrhoids. It's a
weird name. They should be called asteroids. That kind of funny.
I agree on hundred percent. Text in four one O
six one, what things do you think should be named differently?

(03:22):
Another one from this thread says a randomized blind, double
blind trial. You know when they do that for people
with medicines and stuff like that, they don't tell them
they do, yeah, like when they're trying out a new
medicine or anything. Really, they just they have people that
don't know what they're taking. Some people take a.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Place, yeah yeah, and the double boy means that people
who are giving it don't know either, So everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
So nobody has any idea. Somebody said that should be
called a trick or treatment. It's a great name for that,
too great. I just like to see what happened. IM good.
Over a thread from the internet, somebody asks people what
things should be named differently, head and shoulders, body wash?

(04:03):
Why is it called head and shoulders? It should be
called knees and toes. It was a great point. I
think it's head and shoulders. It goes from your head.
Oh well, but they have shampoo. That's how they started
with head and shoulders. Now they have body washes. Right,
it should be called knees and toes. I never thought
about that. That should be head and toes, like head all
the way down your toes. Not if it's not the shampoof,

(04:24):
it's just the body wash.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
That's how you distinguish the two. But you're still kind
of branded in the same house.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, I think you're really looking way too deep into this.
Victoria is just a list from people making up ridiculous
names the trend. It makes you think too hard. This
one has always confused me. Iceland should be Greenland and
Greenland should be Iceland.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Yeah, what people have been saying that for years. I
think we used to say that in history class.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Why, Yeah, because Greenland's covered in ice and Iceland is
covered in greenery. But the Vikings named it that to
keep people away from Iceland.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Is that why they did that? Yeah, they did it
on purpose. They said, this is ice, don't ever want
to come here. It's a great idea. I didn't know that. Yeah,
they did it on purpose. That's interesting. Four six one.
What things do you think should be named differently? The
Internet asked people what things are badly named and should

(05:22):
have better names for them, and some of the answers
are hilarious. Any bacon alternative? Why is it called like
plant based bacon? It should be called facing that's obvious,
person right, right right? Or contractions should be called birthquakes.
I'm regular. And then they could do it on the

(05:45):
scale too, like we know it's getting close, because that's
how they do contractions there, when it's getting closer and closer.
That was an eight point five. It's about scale. You're
giving birth. There's a birthquake, y'all. That's funny. I like that.
We're going over a list of things that should be
named differently, according to the Internet. Denters, why are they

(06:08):
called denters? They should be called substitutes? What I like
that name too.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Substitutesoria, I know older people have them.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
Yeah, they're faked older, just like a retainer.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't like. Not just older people have them, some
young people have them too. They do. Yeah, if your
teeth fall out and you get substitutes, it's another Jebile
phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is

(06:48):
Pete Eakins calling from bakery. Is this Vanessa?

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hey, thank you?

Speaker 10 (06:54):
The cake?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes, it is about the cake. Have you looked at
the cake yet?

Speaker 11 (07:00):
No?

Speaker 12 (07:00):
Actually, I'm away on business, but this is for my boss.
So is everything okay?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh okay? So the cake is for your boss? Yes,
and it's her birthday obviously, yes it is. It's really
nice of you to get a cake delivered to your
boss for her birthday. A lot of people don't really
do that, so that's sweet of you.

Speaker 13 (07:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
So you're not in the office.

Speaker 14 (07:27):
No, my assistant Rebecca actually said she got it and
it's sitting on my boss's desk right now.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
So is everything okay?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, okay, I'll just full transparency here. Our cake decorator,
he's a nice sky I. Phil is his name, and
Phil he's been going through it. Can you just like
get to the point though I don't understand. Sure. Okay,
so the cake that was delivered to your boss for
her birthday today and you're out of town and unfortunately

(07:55):
cannot grab the cake. Well, every cake that has been
decorated this morning says the same thing written on it?
Is the problem?

Speaker 12 (08:04):
Ok what does it say?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It says happy birthday on it, you know, it says
happy birthday and then uh okay and.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
Then uh so it just doesn't have her name?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Is that the problem? It does not have her name? No,
it says what it happy birthday cheatings? Oh my gosh,
are you serious? Yeah, Like I said, he's been going through.

Speaker 14 (08:29):
So write that on a cake.

Speaker 12 (08:30):
Let on a cake for my ball.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
And that is what I said. D him, I said, Phil,
what are you doing? You know his wife and him
they're getting divorced because of some stuff going on. I
don't care.

Speaker 12 (08:39):
I don't care what's going on in his life.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (08:41):
I'm going to text my assistant right now, like who
puts happy birthday cheatings on a cake?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
And that is to get rid of this?

Speaker 12 (08:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Also what I said, hopefully your boss has a good sense.

Speaker 11 (08:53):
Of humor, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (08:55):
No, she said she opened it and she is not happy.

Speaker 10 (08:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh yeah, that was me up. Well, I would say Phil,
our cake decorator. He's the guy that mess up, you know,
but he calls himself an artist, so sometimes he just
he creates his cakes based off of his emotions that day,
and he's a cake decorator. Yeah, you say, you know,
is there any way you could text your boss? And well,

(09:24):
I mean, I don't know much about your boss.

Speaker 14 (09:25):
I'm going to text her and say, Phil's having a
rough day.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
This is so up.

Speaker 12 (09:29):
Oh my god, I'm going to.

Speaker 13 (09:30):
Lose my job.

Speaker 12 (09:31):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You know, I am fully prepared to obviously make this better.
Uh you know, how are you going to make this better?

Speaker 10 (09:40):
How are you going to give my boss a cake
that's on it?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, well, I am prepared to offer you a gift
card for fifteen percent off your next cake from us.

Speaker 12 (09:55):
What the hell are you even talking about?

Speaker 14 (09:57):
I am not ordering another cake from you? What am
I going to get my a birthday cake that's a
happy birthday?

Speaker 6 (10:02):
No?

Speaker 12 (10:02):
Nothing doing that?

Speaker 14 (10:03):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I cannot believe this right now.

Speaker 14 (10:06):
I cannot believe I'm having this conversation and then I'm
going to lose my job over a cake.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
That' says on it.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Off of that is as we're buying anything again?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Are you now?

Speaker 14 (10:19):
I got to figure out how am I going to
kill my boss that I didn't order cake? This is
happy birthday cheating and make her believe me about some
storying tale and have feelings and emotions like this.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is like crazy. Well, you can tell her that it's
a prank phone call if you want.

Speaker 12 (10:32):
I want to tell her that I will go for it.

Speaker 14 (10:34):
That prank phone call is stupid.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You should because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your assistant
Rebecca set you up.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
Shut up, shut up?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
She said, they kill Rebecca. Oh my, I'm out of town.

Speaker 14 (10:46):
I'm like schweating. I'm like ready to throw up. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (10:51):
I listen to your show too.

Speaker 12 (10:52):
I should have known, God I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
She said, everything's okay with the cake and wanting me
to mess with you. Oh good, wake up every morning
with Jebile phone.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Franks signed for Nino's What's Trending Scam alert. You gotta
watch out for yourself. If somebody says that they're trying
to send you a Sydney Sweeney leak video and we
take it video.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
If I see the word video and leak in the
same sentence, I'm opening it right away. I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
Well, you're not the only one, because a lot of
people did open it right away. So this scam is
going on on Twitter, x whatever you want to call it,
and it says something along the lines of, hey, what's up.
I'll send you the Sydney Sweeny leaks to anybody who
likes this post, follow me and I'll DM you the video.
But of course you get DMS malware so they can
hijack your computer.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm sorry. But if they send you that and you
click on the link, that is your own pot I
know there are some things you get there. It's so
obvious that it's spam. You're like, how could anybody ever
click on this? And then the next day you open
the news and it's like seven millions Americans computer's ruined
because of this thing. You're like, how would you ever
click on that?

Speaker 8 (12:03):
What people will have been clicking and now they're blaming
elon Musk. What so you clicked on this ridiculous solicitation
and now Elon Musk is being blamed because he's not
moderating the site better. Absolutely, and I mean there may
be some truth to that too, But is click.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Your own fault user error? You are the user.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
You are a pervert because that is what you wanted
to see more than thinking this could be a scam.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
A curious person, maybe not when you're a dude curious.
I don't know if women get the same type of
spam that guys get, like in their email and stuff,
but somehow you'll randomly get on some sort of spam
list and then it's just like an email from somebody
named Jenny and it's like, hey, I'm thinking about you,
And I always go what guys are actually? Like, yes,

(12:55):
I knew what happened. I knew if email one days
gonna over there so much fun, Yeah, like thieves, this stuff.
It's crazy people. Do I know people?

Speaker 14 (13:11):
Really?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
They do go in one of those support and just
to my head, I'm like, do I know it? Jenny?
I like to my email back and I'm like, no,
I'm not gonna lie. The very first time I got
one years and years and years ago when it first
started happening. That was when I was drinking a lot.
So I was like, did I meet it Jenny, I
don't give her my email address? Sounds fun? And then
I was like, wait a minute, just seems suspect Juble

(13:36):
knows this now because he got.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
God and then learned his lesson. Dakota Johnson is going
to have to learn a hard lesson. And she's in
a lot of trouble for trashing Madam Webb. So the
movie has not been getting good reviews and she is
the star of the movie, and ever since then during interviews,
she's been bashing it, being like, eh, you know, just
wasn't a good movie, or I just really shouldn't have
been in that role, and that she would never do anything,

(14:00):
which is marvel.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Ever, again, she's not.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Fully bashing it though, Like I've watched a lot of
the interviews and she's kind of just tweeting around the.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Subject that was not great. I mean, she's dismissing it.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
And so obviously Sony is not happy about it, because
they're like, no matter what, a lot of money and
time goes into making a film, so your star should
stand behind it.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
No matter what.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
But what they're saying is is they're like, it's going
to be interesting to see how her star power plays
out after this, because other execs and other big companies
are watching how she's treating this, and that may hurt
her roles in the future.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
I do think it's like she's like, I'm not gonna
be in any Marvel anymore. They weren't gonna ask you,
and so this is a I'm not fired, I quit situation,
and every other movie franchise is going we don't want
you either, because.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's fine, I don't want to work for you anyway.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, I'm It's also that Marvel to begin with those
Sony they're very different.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I thought it was a Marvel movie.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
No, it's like Sony and Marvel are two completely different things.
Like that's why she thought she was joining the Marvels.
But it's Sony making the movie. Like they're two different companies.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Ish.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, it's a bit weird.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
And the legal front, honestly, so sometimes well sometimes like
so Sony owns part of the thing and Marvel owns
another part. It's really confusing, but it is still part
of the Marvel. Marvel company. They have to sign off
on it, so you fire you can't fire me. I
quit thing, right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Right, But now you can treat yourself if you play
Wordle if you've been one of the wake up and
Wordle kind of people, they're celebrating their one thousandth puzzle
this Friday, and so after you play and you get
your little green boxes, they're going to give you, you know,
whatever the code word is, and you'll get all kinds
of treats, huge.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Like what forgot about that, femails from Jenny.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
Anything from food to gift cards, you name it. So
if you're a whordler, gets your treat on Friday. But
that is what's trending.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Paul is on the phone today for It to catch It.
He's been with his girlfriend Leslie for three years, but
now he thinks something's going on. So we're going to
see if we can help him out and try to
catch her in a second if she is. Hopefully she isn't.
But Paul tell us what's going on? Man?

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Yeah, I've been with my girlfriend Leslie now for three
years and overall things have been great. It's been nice
three years Leslie actually moved up here from a small town,
you know, one of those really small towns out.

Speaker 15 (16:24):
In the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Scary to me. But yes, yeah, you know.

Speaker 15 (16:30):
To be honest, it's the same for me.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
It's a little odd going back because we visit often
to her family, and every time we go back there,
I just feel like it's going to another country or
another planet or something.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's kind of nice. You really get to escape.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
Yeah, and it's not really a big deal to visit often.
I know, like I said, it's like another planet over there.
But you know, my relationship with my family's a you know.

Speaker 15 (16:58):
At best strain.

Speaker 11 (16:59):
So you know, I've never had a problem going back
with her as frequently as we do. But unfortunately this
year I'm not able to go back and visit with
her on her mom's birthday. Okay, yeah, I'm really swamped
at work, and you know, it wasn't really a huge deal.
But that's kind of where in regards to this trip

(17:22):
to me, not going with her is kind of where
suspicions started creeping in.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Okay, was she upset that you couldn't go with her?

Speaker 15 (17:30):
Well, see that that's the thing.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
It actually didn't seem like she was upset that I
wasn't going with her, and you know, recently, you know,
I feel like she's been kind of pushing me away.
You know, I feel like, you know, she's been getting
you know, a little bit more distant from me. We've

(17:54):
been getting into more arguments. And you know, one thing
I've noticed, and the thing that I'm worried about, is
this guy Joel.

Speaker 15 (18:05):
Well, Joel is her.

Speaker 11 (18:06):
It's her ex from you know, like her kind of
high school sweetheart, kind of guy you know, still lives
in that small town where she came from. And I've
noticed that her and Joel have been texting a lot more,
you know, recently.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
So they've always been texting, you said, a lot more
so they've always been a yeah, they.

Speaker 16 (18:25):
You know, you know, to be honest, I'm not one
of those guys that's like has a huge issue with
somebody having a friendship with an ex or you know,
having that relationship ongoing.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
I met Joel, you know, when we've gone to to
you know, to visit. You know, I've met the guy.
You know, he seems like a decent person and and everything,
But honestly, it has always just kind of been or
at least in my perception, like sporadic communication, and you know,
now it seems like it's.

Speaker 15 (18:56):
Getting to be a lot more frequent.

Speaker 11 (18:58):
Like I noticed that, you know, you know, I'll notice
her phone will light up, you know, a lot, and
I'll see you know, his name, you know, pop.

Speaker 15 (19:05):
Up, you know, like it does on the phone. And
I noticed it's more and more.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
And you know, I even asked her about it, and
you know, she's gotten a little bit defensive, like about
me like checking on her or why am I looking
at her phone and and that kind of stuff. Okay, honestly,
like to put two and two together, I noticed that
it's really been since I told her that I wasn't
going that I wasn't gonna be able to make it
to the trip. And I told her, mom, I wasn't
going to be able to make it. That you know,

(19:31):
the communication frequency you know, stepped up and they started
talking more. And like I said, I didn't really feel
like she was particularly upset that I wasn't going to
be able to make it and I and I did,
I asked her about it, and like I said, she
got defensive, and she also said, you know, oh no,
you know, just we were playing on meeting up with
mutual friends, or we're just making you know, some friend

(19:53):
plans and old friends and getting together while I'm in
town or while she's in town. Rather, and I don't
recall any friend group or mutual friend. I've never hung
out with her and her mutual friend in her small town,
so you know, honestly, I really don't know what's going
on in.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So you think maybe it like she's planning something with
him for when she's there, but you're not there exactly.

Speaker 11 (20:18):
Yeah, So I thought maybe you guys could call her
from you know, just say you're our credit card company
and say she won a free travel ticket and a
free companion, and just ask her who she would pick
to be that companion.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, yeah, that's a good idea. All right, we'll play
a song come Back, and then call her and hopefully
she gives us your name and not somebody else's. But
we'll play a song come back and get your to
Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle of to
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Paul is
on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of
three years named Leslie might be cheating. So in a
second We're about to call her and see if we
can catch her. But first, Paul, why don't you refresh

(20:52):
everybody's memory on your situation.

Speaker 15 (20:55):
We've been together three years.

Speaker 11 (20:57):
I'm worried she's getting back with or in a relationship
with her ex boyfriend from high school.

Speaker 15 (21:04):
And I was hoping I could just.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Pretend to be the credit card company and say she
want a free flight and see who she picks. Okay,
And she's going back home to visit her mom and
I'm not going. And I'm worried that she's been really
texting this guy and planning on seeing him when I'm
not there.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 11 (21:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
All right, man, here we go.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Hi, this is Grbal calling for I was looking for
our card holder Leslie.

Speaker 12 (21:42):
Is is?

Speaker 17 (21:42):
She is?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Everything? Okay? I'm actually calling you some good news. Congratulations
for being a card holder with us and racking up
so many points and miles in travel. You've won to
voucher for six hundred dollars in free travel for yourself
and a companion.

Speaker 12 (21:57):
Oh my Rod, Wow, this is so well.

Speaker 13 (22:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
So what do I do? Well, It's simple. Your voucher
will go automatically into your account online. So the only
thing that I would need would be the name of
the companion that you would take with you. Now, I
can give you some time to obviously think about that,
but unfortunately they ask that we give them that information

(22:21):
ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
You know.

Speaker 12 (22:22):
Oh, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, great, just the first and last name would be awesome.

Speaker 18 (22:29):
Yeah, can you make it to Joel?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yes, I can get that notated on there. Would you
like U to send an email to this person so
that you can also give them the good news with
like a little bit of an E card type situation?

Speaker 10 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe just say that things keep getting better and
after this trip we can go back and have the talk.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'll just read it back to you. Okay, it says
your boyfriend in three years. Paul is on the phone
right now listening to this and probably wants to know
why you got the companion ticket for Joel and are
sending Joel that message? Wait? What do I get that?

Speaker 10 (23:13):
Right?

Speaker 13 (23:15):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Paul?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Wait, Paul's on? Yeah, what's going on? Leslie? This is
the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show, and we do
a segment where we catch people cheating, and Paul thought
you might be able to do something right.

Speaker 15 (23:28):
But yeahs, I'm right.

Speaker 19 (23:30):
Oh my god, wow, Okay, well I was definitely not
prepared to have this conversation at this moment, but I
guess this is where we're at.

Speaker 11 (23:43):
Hi, Paul, Uh, yeah, are you playing? What's going on?

Speaker 18 (23:48):
Yeah, it's true. I've been talking to my ex Joel.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
You know, you know Joel.

Speaker 15 (23:58):
Yeah, well I know that part. I know you've been talking.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
I've talked to you about how you've been talking. But
what's going on?

Speaker 10 (24:03):
Okay, So we've been talking, you know, about our past
and the relationship and how it's never really had any
real finality or ending and you know, and then the
conversation just kind of went into how there's still some
feelings there that we have even though you know we've
broke off obviously, and that you know, what we've been

(24:28):
wanting in our life is really the same thing, which
is to be in that town, in our town together
and have the same feature there. And I feel like
an absolutely horrible person right now, but I'm I mean, Paul, I'm.

Speaker 12 (24:44):
In love with with Joel, and.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
I've fallen back in love with him this past month,
and I really think we want to try and make
it work this time. And so I guess my thought
process was I wanted to give that ticket to Joel
so that he could come here to us and we

(25:08):
could all talk about it, and you know, he could
help me lose my things back home.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
Are you serious? I honestly, I can't believe it. You
think you think you were ready to fly him with
a free companion ticket to our house so that I
would sit down with him and what shake his hand?
Wish you well?

Speaker 15 (25:29):
I mean I can't, you know.

Speaker 11 (25:31):
Honestly, you know I love you and and you know
we've been together three years, but it's really the sneaking
around that bothers me the most.

Speaker 15 (25:39):
That I got to like do a whole setup to
catch you.

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Like I confronted you about you texting him and you
talking to him, and obviously I knew something was up,
and you could sense something was up.

Speaker 15 (25:48):
And we've been kind of, you know, at odds and.

Speaker 11 (25:51):
The tension has been high. Why couldn't you just talk
to me? Why does it have to come out like this?
This is ridiculous? And also, you know, thank you for
doing this around your mom's birthday for real, honestly, like
this is a like.

Speaker 15 (26:02):
This is a devastating thing. And you know I love
your mom to death.

Speaker 11 (26:05):
Okay, you know she likes me, or at least you've
told me she likes me, you know. And and you
want to put this around your mom's birthday and and
and more so, instead of this being a very serious
conversation about us breaking up or you moving up, you're
like capitalizing on the fact that I couldn't make it
to this trip. You're like seeing as like a blessing.
And I could tell, I could tell you didn't want

(26:26):
me there, you know. So you know, you know I
love you, but.

Speaker 10 (26:29):
Like you, I hear what you're saying that I probably
deserve that definite.

Speaker 15 (26:39):
I mean, honestly, you deserve more than that, you know.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
And you know you can text me, you could, you can,
you can reach out you obviously you would get yourself
when I don't want to see you, I don't want.

Speaker 15 (26:47):
To see him.

Speaker 11 (26:47):
It's not going to be the sit down, nice hug,
shake hand thing.

Speaker 15 (26:51):
You know.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Honestly, I really hope you're happy because you're taking it
off from me.

Speaker 12 (26:56):
Okay, well, well.

Speaker 19 (26:58):
We'll talk about it, and I again, I'm sorry that
it had to come off this way.

Speaker 15 (27:02):
But Nope, nothing to talk about. It is done, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
All right, well Paul, I'm sorry, man, so sorry.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
You know tll You know what, y'all don't need to apologize.
You're the only one that needs to apologize. Thank you,
thank you. Like I said earlier, you know, I was
going to be embarrassed either way, but thank you for
saving me a trip to go over there and embarrass myself.

Speaker 15 (27:23):
Obviously, I'm pissed off.

Speaker 11 (27:24):
This is ridiculous, but you know what, at least it's
better than me flying over there being around her family
to be the guy the other man.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Don't be embarrassed, man, This sucks. Yeah, Well, whenever this happens,
we always tell somebody there is someone out there for you.
So don't give up, pope.

Speaker 13 (27:42):
Man.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
Yeah, honestly, I'm not even thinking about that, right, I'm
just I'm just pissed. This is This hurts this honestly,
it hurts.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
This hurts the Jewel shows.

Speaker 20 (27:52):
To catch a cheater, you represent the idiocy of today.
I don't represent that either. To Jim when I ask
about that moronic woman, she's not a mora. You're in
league with that moronic woman. You're part of the league
of morons.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria. Amera is
in a game of trivia for a crown made of
toilet paper. Today and Fire Also Oh Tina Fey and
Amy Polar Tickets, and let's meet today's contestant for you
versus Victoria DeAndre Deandra? How are you?

Speaker 11 (28:30):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm DeAndrea, but I'm good. Thank you?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
DeAndrea? Okay, I'm good. I'm sorry. I said your name wrong.
Happens to me a lot to you. My name is Jubil,
so I'm you apologized, but anyway, I'm great. Are you
ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 9 (28:44):
I am.

Speaker 11 (28:45):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
All right, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
How's it going.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Do you have anything to say to DeAndre? Well? She
seems really nice and honestly like, I don't mind if
she beats me. Yeah, you do seem nice, you have
good energy. Yeah, sweet? This is like Victoria is doing
the studio DeAndrea. The game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't, no one, just say pass and Victoria

(29:11):
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. You ready? Ready? Your time starts? Now?

Speaker 8 (29:21):
How many wives did the infamous King Henry the Eighth have?
Which country originated? Which country originated the sport of curling?
Creation of independence?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Signed? You're terrible?

Speaker 8 (29:41):
Who directed the movie? Oppenheimer? All right, DeAndrea?

Speaker 21 (29:52):
If you could not say take it okay, if you
cannot say the sh word anymore to be great? Yeah,
I would save my FCC license and all that.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Victoria is going back in studio DeAndrea while she gets
ready and puts her headphones on and stuff. What's something
that you would like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 9 (30:13):
Today? I'm home health and hospasteners.

Speaker 11 (30:17):
And I love what I do.

Speaker 15 (30:18):
I work for peter Town home Health.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
It's amazing.

Speaker 8 (30:20):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
That's nice. Yeah, you're good. You're good people, very good.

Speaker 11 (30:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Nurses are changing the world.

Speaker 17 (30:26):
I know.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Angels on Earth? All right, Victoria? You ready?

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I think so. By the way, to Andrew, I liked
your answering of questions because you've answered them a lot
like Victoria. When you ask you a question, you're like,
what kind of question is that also, I didn't write
these all right, Victoria, I'm scared thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and you have to beat DeAndrea outright to win? Okay, okay,

(31:00):
are you ready?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Coffee?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yes? Your time starts now. Thank you? How many wives
did the infamous King Henry the eighth? Have you had
a multiple burrow?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Come on?

Speaker 6 (31:13):
By?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Which country originated the sport of curling? Not your hair? Denmark?
I don't know when was the Declaration of Independence signed?
I should know this thing?

Speaker 6 (31:25):
It eighteen nineteen eighty seven, eighteen ninety seven.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
Who directed the movie Oppenheimer?

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Oh, Christopher Nolan? In which city is Studio fifty four?
Located Studio fifty four? Was it like area fifty one?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
La? I don't really alright? See who won? And get
the score from our scoreboard, producer bread like these.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
All right, DeAndrea, you did not get any correct No,
Victoria got one correction?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Whoa Victoria is on a street? Christi Berland did not
get Denmark. It's a three streak, yes, three win. You
got three wins in a row.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
I'm on a hot treet, DeAndrea.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I'm sorry, you didn't be Victoria. But you do still
get the Tina Fanamy Polar tickets. Oh nice, that's what
she wanted.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
All right, let's get the answers of Nina King Henry
the Eighth had six wives.

Speaker 17 (32:29):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
I almost guess that Scotland is where the sport of
curling originated. August second, seventeen seventy six is when the
Declaration of Independence was signed.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I guess had' on the nineteen eighty seven victorious Bro.
I was in the eighties.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
It was, you know, in eighty six, eighty seven or
eighty nine, just not nineteen.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Oppenheimer was directed by Christopher Nolan. And then Studio fifty
four is located in New York, is it. I don't
think it's still open.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Though they reopened it every once in a while. Club
commemorative thing. But the club, yeah, it was like it
was like back in the day, like cele did a
bunch of drugs there and stuff.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Yeah, it was like the seventies, but also like there's
a lot of movies about it also back in the day.
I wouldn't live back then either, But I know what's
Studio fifty four is nothing before my tie?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
You won what are you complaining for That's so true.

Speaker 22 (33:17):
I I just didn't complain the good boy.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
I can't believe she guess nineteen eighty seven Declaration of
Independence thirty seven years ago.

Speaker 17 (33:28):
Time.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I know people wanted to get around be signing things
thirty years ago. It should be signed closer to now, honestly,
because they won't update that thing ever, and it's so
out of date, exactly out of date. Thank you DeAndrea,
Thank you for playing I got half point oh, thank you. Yeah.
We play you versus Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you

(33:50):
can always dm us at the Jubil Show. Also follow
us while you're doing that. That'd be fun. And then
you can go to the jubilshow dot com and fill
out the little form to play Victoria if you want
to do that as well. And there's all the podcast
stuff up there so you can do who bunch of
things there, shaugh. So be careful you are coming in
wins in a row. That's got to feel pretty good.
I mean letting it go to my head just a

(34:10):
little bit.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
So if you get four winds in a row, WHOA,
everyone back away, I'll be screaming around the office being like.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh, well, you want to play trivia? I'm too bad.
I'm gonna win.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
So bad.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
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Speaker 2 (34:36):
Free is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted I by a dude
named Jeff. And so we're about to see if we
can get another date and find out why she was
ghosted by calling him in a second. But first let's
find out about the date. Brie, how long has it
been since you heard from Jeff?

Speaker 12 (34:50):
I have not heard from him in four days, for
a very long day.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
When did you last talk to I mean, like, what
was your last interaction with him?

Speaker 12 (35:00):
Like, so it was our gate? Was our last interaction?
I've not heard from him since the gate and I'm
not sure what happened.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Did you reach out to him since?

Speaker 12 (35:10):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm starting to look a little bit crazy.
So all you.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Guys, okay, fair, Well, let's talk about the day. How
did it go?

Speaker 12 (35:21):
Okay, So we met on Hinge. He ticks all of
my boxes. It was a great first date. So he
basically picked everything out. He has his favorite neighborhood spots.
So we went to this really really nice Battalion restaurant
and all the Italian food. It was really thoughtful. He
asked me before we went what my favorite food was,

(35:42):
so we had that in common, which was really cool.
And then we went to another little cute spot to
get some drinks and there was a tooth box there,
which I thought was pretty cool, and he gave me
money so I could pick out my favorite songs. It's
very thoughtful. Yeah, like just really a low key, sweet, sweet,

(36:04):
thoughtful date. And we sat next to each other and
we sang like my favorite songs and uh like, we
accidentally brushed elbows a couple of times. It was like
the best dates that I've ever been on. So I'm

(36:26):
kind of confused. We had a lot in common, like
we talked about sunny movies we liked, like our childhood.
I was telling him I was interested in self a
dancing and he said he was like open to going
because I was trying to test the waters because you
would be, you know, interested in another hang. We both

(36:47):
are mediocre cooks. There was just like a lot of
commonalities and laughter and just I thought it was good
vibes and then I don't know, I thought it's perfect, like, yeah,
we we we closed down the bar, and then Ricky
walked me home and then we kissed and I thought

(37:07):
it was magic. And then I have not heard from
him since. So I don't know I've been We texted
that night and that was fine, but then I tried
to keep texting to like, you know, are you going
to the salta Cross? Are you gonna hang out? How
is your day? How is work? Any of that.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I've got nothing, any idea of why he goes to
you at all.

Speaker 12 (37:31):
My friends have a prediction. Okay, so I talk a lot.
I don't know if she's noticed. They think maybe I
over did. I was talking about like pillar talk and
intimacy and like, I don't know, maybe they think I
just I was.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Too hardcore the flirting.

Speaker 12 (37:50):
I came on too strong with hey, let's go sal
the dancing, I'm looking too far into it. I don't know.
They're thinking I did maybe too much flirting or too
much like where are we going with her? The next step?
How do you feel about this or that?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Maybe when your elbows brushed? Did you guys have long
sleeves on a bare.

Speaker 12 (38:10):
Elbows I rolled my sleeves up. He did not.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Oh, that's why we thought you were a little risky
going in bare elbowed like that.

Speaker 17 (38:19):
That is.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
All right, skin to skin. Well, we'll see if we
can figure it out for you. We'll play a song
come back, and then call him and see if I'll
tell us why he's ghosting you and hopefully get you
another date. Okay, all right, we'll get your first date
follow up next by in the middle of your first
date follow up. If you're just joining us, a breeze
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude
named Jeff. So we're about to call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe

(38:42):
get her another date. But before we do that, ree
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 12 (38:46):
Okay, because he is Jeff. We met on Hinge, best
gate of my life, very thoughtful, very kind. Now has
been ghosting me for four days. My friends think it's
because maybe over shit, Maybe I like came on too strong.
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know, ra it must.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Have been what it was? All right, Well, are you
ready for us to call him Jeff?

Speaker 12 (39:10):
Please?

Speaker 13 (39:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Here we go, Hello him as speak to Jeff. Please,
je Jeff, how are you? My name is Jubel, and

(39:32):
I host the radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Jeff,
the whole show's here. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi good,
how are you?

Speaker 15 (39:40):
What do I owe the honor?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 13 (39:45):
Once or twice?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
We do a segment on the show it's called the
first Date follow up. So that's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
that person can have us get you on the phone
to ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you SUCKA.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Very nice but we got an email about you.

Speaker 13 (40:07):
I think I see where this is going. Yeah about
about Kaylen? No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Her name is brieh busy, Jeff, never mind about that?

Speaker 13 (40:23):
Kaylen?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Okay, and I heard it.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
But okay, I'm going to give you a short answer.
Relied to me. He's a liar about what about her age?
I mean she was.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
I liked it.

Speaker 12 (40:38):
I liked her a lot.

Speaker 13 (40:39):
So I went and you know, I did the the
proverbial scouting technique where you going on you know, social
media find out.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Things about them.

Speaker 13 (40:49):
And I found out that actually she told me she
was thirty three the app that she was thirty three,
I'm thirty years old. Turns out she three eight?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
What?

Speaker 13 (40:58):
And yeah? Yeah, and kind of like cousing me for
a loop. I was like, well, we had a lot
in common, we shared a lot of stuff. We had it.

Speaker 15 (41:06):
I had a great date. I thought we had a
good time. But I just don't do well with liars.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
How do you know she was lying about her age.

Speaker 13 (41:14):
Or her because of her birthday on her on her
social media page?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Okay? And then you asked her her real birthday or
something like how did you find out the real birthday?

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It shows on apps like how old they are on what? Right?
But then so she said she's.

Speaker 13 (41:28):
Said she was very three.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay, so it said she was. But then you saw
her birthdate on what.

Speaker 13 (41:33):
On her social media? On her Facebook page?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Okay, So you didn't ask her about that?

Speaker 13 (41:39):
Well, I didn't really need to ask her anything. I mean,
she already lied to me. She's gonna lie to me again.

Speaker 11 (41:44):
What do you you asked?

Speaker 13 (41:46):
You're not supposed to have for a woman in her age, right, I.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
Mean maybe it's like an accident. Maybe it was like
a typo. All of a sudden you put in the
wrong number and you're thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I don't know. I just feel like, does it matter
how old she is?

Speaker 14 (41:56):
Though?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Like, does is that really what bothers you?

Speaker 13 (41:59):
No, don't you have twisted? It's not about her age, Okay,
It's about the fact that she was. She wasn't a forthcoming.
It's about I've had my own pass experience that tell
my lives about the little thing, the next thing, you know, everything.

Speaker 15 (42:12):
So it's just kind of it's kind of a deal breaker.

Speaker 13 (42:14):
For me, you know.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Sense. Okay, Well, thanks for telling us, Jeff, I appreciate that.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Also, Brie is on the phone. She's been listening this
whole time and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 22 (42:28):
Oh oh, okay, Brie, Jess. Yes, the age on Hinge
is not correct. However, you would not have met me
if I didn't fudge the number a little bit.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Oh, so you know you did.

Speaker 12 (42:49):
Okay, there's so many it's not people normally don't bump
the age up to thirty five. So I've noticed that
the pool is much smaller. So I just reduced my
age by a little bit an age is nothing by
that but a number. So I didn't think it was
a big deal, and I didn't realize he was googling me.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
I think it's safe to assume that anytime you go
on at risk of being googled.

Speaker 12 (43:15):
He should have asked me. You didn't even ask me.
You just assumed that I'm like a big wire because
it was hinge.

Speaker 13 (43:22):
Well, I mean, honestly, that should have been one of
the things you addressed on our date, you know, I mean,
maybe something about letting me know that by the way,
you know, maybe it wouldn't have been such a such
a shock to me had I heard it from your
mouth instead of finding out on my own.

Speaker 12 (43:40):
Okay, I understand that my intention was never to not
tell you. I was planning on telling you, and then
I just kind of got caught up in everything and
forgot about it and got nervous and then was just
in a moment. The plan was never not to tell you.

Speaker 13 (43:56):
So have you lied to me about anything else? Is
there anything else you want to come clean about or No,
that's that's it. I don't know why I would lie
about anything else. So, you know, we were listening there
at the jukebox and you play all these songs. Is
I mean Flowers you know by Miley? Is that not
your favorite song?

Speaker 11 (44:13):
Is that?

Speaker 12 (44:14):
Are you lie about that too? No, that is my
favorite song. You saw me sing to it loudly. That
is definitely my favorite song.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
I mean, do you did you like the food that
we had? Did you like my neighborhood spot there? Or
did you lie about that as well?

Speaker 12 (44:30):
I food? I enjoyed the food. It was great.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I think Jeff has some trust issues, and that's okay.
I'm not a liar.

Speaker 12 (44:38):
I'm not a bad person. I'm not like trying to
trick you. Nobody after thirty five, like there's a cutoff
on hings. I don't know why for the pool small
for dating options. So I just made my net a
little wider than I wouldn't have met you otherwise. I
really don't think it's a big deal. I'm not lying
about all sorts of weird things like pasta and me. Okay,

(45:03):
I was planning on telling you and then I just
got caught up.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
That's all. Jeff, would you like to go on another
date with Brie? We'll pay for it. Give it a chance.
You can griller in person? Right for a lot of texture.

Speaker 13 (45:15):
Yeah, I would love to go on another date with
Breath and I would love to, you know, come clean
about whatever we need to come clean about.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Okay, well, bre congratulations you got another date.

Speaker 12 (45:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
You're going to be questioned every movie you make, but hey,
more power to you.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
Yep, I will be asking you who Caan is?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I forgot about that?

Speaker 13 (45:38):
You know what it's I believe you.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh she had that in her back pocket.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Jules, first date, your pal and.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Ready if you do.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
Ady invited everyone pull just a little you.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Be that felt really good.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Every iconic sitcom that as their theme song, and that's ours.
It's the Jebel Show and it's under check in with
the show and see what's going on. It's a double
show with your drunk at Nina Hi and everybody's younger
sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and of course producer Brad he's
a dad, hey chief, and the weird neighor kid who
stops fly once in a while to say hi, the

(46:41):
social media producer Gabby, Hey, Hey, how are you? And
I'm Jebel and this is a dual show, Nina, what's
up with you this week?

Speaker 8 (46:46):
So I'm gonna start by reading you something that I
saw on the internet. Dating twenty twenty four is like
playing Uno skip them, draw two more, reverse back to
someone from the past, poot one down, then drop four
new ones.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Way.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
So I say all that to say that I picked
up the blast from the pass card last night.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Nima.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
It's a great say it's whatever. It was really nice.
So anyway, it was like really good, like we made
out in the bar and stuff. But this is the story.
So you know, you can't judge a book by its cover.
Because at this bar, this dive bar by the way,
there was this older guy, bald dude, kind of big,

(47:27):
like sporty, scruffy, like beer meat looking kind of a
person I'm about to tell you. So he walks up
to the bar and we're just kind of like people
watching is like, you know, we're flirting, and then he's like,
I'd really like a lemon drop.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Can I please? Boy just died.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Because you cannot judge a book by its cover.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
I was I was not expecting that, like whiskey whatever,
but a man man like.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
A mango tini please sugar on the.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
Yeah, double, of course a double.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I just felt impressed by it. I was like, you
are so free. I am so happy for you. And
then I made but you know it was great. Yeah,
it was fun, fun, Thank you. Everybody's younger sister, Victoria
Mirror has been saying she's got an awkward story all morning. Yeah,
now's the time.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
I'm just trying to figure out how these events keep
happening to me. But so yesterday I decided to go to
the gym, right, fun, go.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Me, good job, thank you.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Well.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
I walk into the gym and there is a very cute,
very beautiful man standing there. Also like this man just
appeared like Mary Poppins herself.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Wow. And I was like, let's go Victorias. You picked
a great like an umbrella. He flew in on an umbrella. Cool,
that's how next level.

Speaker 11 (48:55):
I was like.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I was like, it's a great day to do squats. So,
of first, I was already gonna do leg date.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
But anyways, I go, I get the heavyweight that I
can do, and I'm like, let's do some squat.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You can do all the squats, regular squats, sumo squats.
What are squats? Can we do?

Speaker 15 (49:15):
And then I.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
See it.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Walking and that also I did like my booty bands.
I was getting to end my workout and the last
thing I wanted to do was donkey kicks with the
cable machine. So I go to the cable machine, I
strap my ankle in and I throw that thing back.

(49:42):
And then with the two point five milliseconds I had
when my foot was all the way at the back,
I realized I did not check the weight at which
I was kicking back, and I don't even know how
I kicked this much weight back, but it was in
the hundreds people.

Speaker 13 (50:00):
I but went.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Forward, and when I say flying it, you would have
thought I was doing a corner cake in the foot buffet,
trying to make it.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
House lean your back, and then it was just like
it is, flew forward.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
But then my foot flew forward, therefore making my body
flying forward.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I ran into the pole.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
And tried to take a step back, not realizing my
ankle is still connected.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Why did he come save you? He looked at me
and gave me a thumbs off.

Speaker 22 (50:38):
No, I looked back, and I just trying to smile.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And embarrassment my thumbs and said like yeah, man, good
thumbs up. Back because obviously there's a thumbs down moment
that would have been funny. Could do that to the
lightest weight possible? Did ten donkey kicks? What does happen

(51:09):
to me? So embarrassing? Well, that is hilarious. That's a
great story though. Yeah really, and I was like, what
just happened? I was like, I was so confident. That's it.
You were too confident. You didn't check the weight beforehand.
You're like, dude, I'm strapped in, I'm looking good, and
like whoa boom. It was like at two point five seconds.

(51:32):
I was like, oh my god, Vitoria, you didn't check
the weight. But you know, I always trying to find
the positive and things. You didn't realize you could donkey
kick that much wetter in the hundreds. Well you can't
docky bring it back, but you can kick it. You
gotta work on carrying donkey donkey bringing it back.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
So you can get a redo because you know it
lives in your building, because that gym is in your building.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
As embarrassing as that was, Nina, I don't want to
see this man again.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
He probably here, he's your neighbor. Yeah, like this.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
Man probably heard the weight slammed together and the turnaround
and was.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Like, why is that curl on the ground? Was it
just you two in there? Yes, you thought he was hot,
but like, think about that. You literally hit your head
on the pole, fell down and there was this huge
crash and it's just the two of you and he
turned around thumbs up to you. He's not worth it.

(52:28):
That's true. Like he could come and check on you
and be like, hey, are you okay? Do you know
where you're at? What date?

Speaker 17 (52:35):
It is?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
All that kind of stuff. You know, my head hurt,
so yeah, slammed it.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Maybe he was so shocked at your beauty that he
didn't he did not act.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I don't. I don't know if that was it. I
did you look at his legs? Yeah? They were looked nice?
Were they big?

Speaker 20 (52:54):
Though?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Because he might have been like, dang, she can donkey
kick more than me. She's obviously. I don't know if
I should talk to her because she knows more about waste.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Wow, she can only dony kick that thing back, but
she can't bring it forward.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
You can't do you bring it forward? Tend the check
in that story was great. Let's just check in with
producer Brad real quick because I know he's got some
dad jokes. I do have some dad jokes for you.
What has four wheels and flies? Well, Victoria a garbage truck?
What four wheels and flies? Oh? I get it?

Speaker 5 (53:28):
What did the left eye say to the right What
but something smells between us?

Speaker 11 (53:34):
Take?

Speaker 8 (53:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I get it. It's time for Nina's what's trending. So
we already know that Beyonce one country, but she's really
leaning in her country.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
So originally this new album that's coming out on March
twenty ninth was just gonna be called Act two, you know,
Renaissance and then Act too, but this one is now
called Act two Cowboy Carter, Wow, Babe, go all in.
So again that's March twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Is her name, original name Carter.

Speaker 15 (54:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
If I was a country music fan and any artist,
not just Beyonce, like was just hopped into country and
then they were calling themselves cowboy whatever, I'd be like,
are you making fun of the music? You know what
I mean? Like so I know, but like it would
just be like, just call yourself yourself and then do
country music. Don't make it like a big character thing. Yeah,

(54:24):
I would be kind of offended. I think, do you think so?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Just be like, yeah, so is it a joke to you,
like this whole cowboy thing or are you Beyonce doing
country music?

Speaker 11 (54:32):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You know what I mean? That makes sense.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
She's known for having alter her egos though, because if
you remember Sasha Fierce, because Beyonce is one way in
her own life and then another way on stage, which
a lot of entertainers are. So I would imagine maybe
it is her creating a different character to be in
this cowboy era. But she did grow up in Texas,
and I'm sure she was around all types of stuff.
I mean, Victoria, you grew up in Texas too, like.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
You know, yeah, I feel she just wants to kind
of maybe go back to her roots, cause yeah, I
sometimes feel like I'll listen to country gonna be.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Like I want to go home and I just want
to like hang out out of the rodeo. Yeah that's
one all right now, It's really cool.

Speaker 8 (55:05):
But yeah, so I don't know, that's my thought makes
sense either way in both March twenty ninth, You can
decide for yourself.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
That's quick. I know. Wow, I'm excited, Barbie too.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
Maybe around the corner they're making a second one maybe so.
At the Vanity Fair Oscars after party, Greta Gerwig was
asked if there would be a Barbie two, and she said,
point blank she really wants to do it. She's been
thinking about it ever since the first movie. The only
hiccup is that she doesn't want to force it, so
she hasn't really come up with the whole premise of
what the story would be yet. But she loves the

(55:38):
Barbie world and wants to bring it all back and
the whole phenomenon of it.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I don't know what that storyline would look like. But
didn't Margaret Robays say she wouldn't do another one? I
don't know. Did she say that? I thought so, but
I could be making that up to My apologis, well,
she's not the only Barbie out there.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
That's true, very true. That is there, and there's a
lot of Barbies and Barbie lands.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Yeah, they could do a whole Barbie around Kate McKinnon's
Barbie Care It's I would watch.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
Funny, so funny, but only if Ken comes back though,
because you know you can't.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
You can't all too Barbie specific for me.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Basically, they want Ryan Gosling and anyone else to be anee.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Thank you very much for translating, I got you. Thank
you for understanding, bron.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
If you work in the service industry and you would
like to get an extra eleven percent more tip than usual.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Put a smiley face on the receipt. Really.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Yes, science and studies are now saying that smiling emojis
or smiley faces on receipts or the bill makes the
person that is paying the bill.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I noticed. I noticed that when I was waiting tables,
I would give everybody a smiley face. Did you really
after I noticed that, they would tip better?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Wait, really tell people at more. I would draw a
heart too. I would get bigger tips of the heart.
I appreciate drawing a heart. Sweet making money, I just
appreciate the personalization. Yeah, it's not personal at all. They're
doing it for the money. I didn't know that, but
that's what's treading jewbles.

Speaker 14 (57:08):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
I'm so nervous right now, Yes, I do?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Sweet?

Speaker 13 (57:19):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (57:21):
Okay? So my son's in third grade and he was
doing really bad in math. He was coming home with
horrible grades and I tried to get in a tutor
he said, you know, he just wasn't getting it. So,
you know, he said, at the time, with his teacher
and just try to get to the bottom of what's

(57:41):
going on, because these other grades were great. So I
set up at a pointed with his teacher and my
husband was going to wanted to come with me, but
he ended up having a work late. So I got
to the classroom and had rain meeting, and I was
just I had seen this teacher before, but it was

(58:03):
kind of like the beginning of the year. I just
I really hadn't taken in how attractive he was, to
be honest, until that moment when I was sitting there
talking to him. And it started out just like he
was so sweet and he cared so much about my
kid and was like really problem solving with me, and

(58:27):
it was just there was just like a crazy electricity
between us. I've never experienced that in my entire life,
to be honest, And so we ended up not that night,
but you know, I couldn't stop thinking about him. I really,
I was making excuses to go to the school and

(58:49):
then so.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Is that what you're selling us?

Speaker 9 (58:54):
That's what And I have been having a lot of
an affair with the future.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Are your sons grades better?

Speaker 9 (59:03):
They are there?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
You go, good job. Parents do everything for their kids.

Speaker 9 (59:08):
I guess I'm a dedicated parent.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yes you are well. Thanks for your dirty little secret.
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
Actually, it feels really good to get it off my chest.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Thank you. Yes, hello, hi, Hi, you have a dirty
little secret.

Speaker 12 (59:24):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 17 (59:26):
So. When my fiance and I first started seeing each other,
I wanted to impress him, so I told him that
I was like a really good singer, and I'm actually
not a good singer. And fast forward to like five
years later, she wants see this thing at our wedding.
He's never heard anything. So six months I'm not even

(59:46):
getting all. Like the last six months, I've been taking
voice lessons so that I can sing.

Speaker 12 (59:50):
At our wedding.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
At least you're doing that. Some people wouldn't be prepared
for that, and then they'd get up there and try
to figure it out in the moment, and then he'd
be like, wow, I am I'm so glad that I
didn't hear a sing before we got married, because we
might not be getting married.

Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
You can always just say you lost your voice.

Speaker 17 (01:00:07):
Oh I wish he wouldn't believe me, Like, I don't
know how I got.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Through this live the last five years.

Speaker 17 (01:00:15):
But I'm like, oh, I'm just trying to keep it up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Who were you? What song are you going to sing
at your wedding?

Speaker 17 (01:00:22):
Honestly, I don't know yet. I'm trying to figure out
what song I can sing. We've been doing like so
much work, just trying to get it where I can,
like get the right pitch and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Make a rap song. It's pretty bad. I think you
should do like my heart will go on real high
nose and hold him for a long time.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
Difficult.

Speaker 12 (01:00:46):
I'm pretty sure I would get very busted, very quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Well good luck, and also.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
What's your dirty little secret? Text you ball four one
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