Things people in healthy relationships say

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just don't really understand how Taylor Swift things live
for three and a half hours, considering I choked on
air tonight when trying to talk to my friend while walking.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's the Jewel Show. Here's a question for you. Do
you drop food on the floor and then lay down
on your stummy and eat it directly off the ground?
We've all been there. Yeah, drop some food and then
you have to make the decision do I eat it?
Or do I drop the entire meal on the floor
and eat everything off the floor? One doctor has shared

(00:30):
what surfaces are the worst to eat off of. Also,
is the five second rule really effective or just being gross?
We'll go over right after this. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know what, I do not care what anyone says
about me or thinks about me, You ugly pieces of crap.
I don't give a damn because in my mind and
in my heart, I know that I'm right about everything,
and that's all there is too and there's no perfectly wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
So that's the way to approach your dad. Hear you,
It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
It might be a penny subjective fact.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Did you eat your breakfast off the floor this morning?
Nothing is tastier than carpet eggs. Disgusted. Well, one doctor
has shared what surfaces are the worst to eat off
of and if the five second rule really is a thing.
First of all, this iss go around the room, Nina,
do you eat food off the floor?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Five second rule is Bible everything. You eat everything off
the floor. Ean if it falls on the floor, then
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
If your eggfalls on the floor, you're gonna scook that.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Has hair on it, or if it has carpet on it,
then it's not okay. After being examined, I mean, I
have I was taught not to be wasteful.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Also hungry, I do the same thing. I don't mind
eating food when I drop it. You know, I think
about it for a second. I'm like, whatever, let's see
what happens.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Any food, though, Like guys, like we're talking about like
even the the smushy gushy like food, Like that's like
what I won't eat off the floor. The eggs or
the victoria.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You'll eat it. You'll eat some things off the floor.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
I'll eat like an almond off the floor. But I'm
not gonna go eat like a mashed potatoes.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
In the hair and everything. But what about a French fry.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yeah, that's fine, but not with ketchup on it, because
then it has everything else on it.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, one doctor is going viral for talking about the
five second rule and what surfaces are the worst to
eat things off of. So they say on carpet, it's
less than one percent of bacteria that transfers instantly, which
is surprising to me because carpet is disgusting. Yeah, so
that if you're gonna eat your meals off the floor,
make sure it's a carpet floor.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Really, I would think it would be hardwood.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
But it is shocking.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I am shocked because, first of all, I think everyone
in this room right now is disgusting. I've never eaten
anything off the floor, no sure, and certainly not gonna
eat something off the carpet. It might not be bacteria,
but there's carpet transfer, right.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I think to your throat, carpet would be the last
place I would eat food off of the floor. But
apparently it's the safest wood surfaces. There's a percentage of
the drops fifty percent, so fifty percent of bacteria contrast
from a wood surface. Yeah, so wood is actually worse
than carpet. That makes no sense to me.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
No, Yeah, because you can like sweep up everything on
the wood surface versus a carpet, you have to like
actually go.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
In and vacuum. Yeah, but a carpet is better than
the wood. Yeah, but I don't get why.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, it's simple science.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Wow, if you drop something on a carpet, where is
the thing you dropped? It's sitting at the top of
the carpet bristles. All of the bacteria from the carpet
has settled down below. You have a cushion between you
and the bacteria. The hardwood floor is the hardwood floor.
Whatever you drop on it is on it.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
But what if you like dig into the carpet to
grab whatever you drop, because its kind of that's definitely
breaking the five secondia on tile. On tile surfaces, food
picks up bacteria instantly ninety nine percent of the time.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Wow, how is that different than hardwood? It's not a forest, hey,
Deana scientist? Lad you eat food off the floor? First
of all?

Speaker 9 (04:05):
Yes, I have. And it wasn't great. It was really
a dark time and it was a transformational time for way,
to be honest, because everything in my life changed it's
so funny you guys are talking about this today.

Speaker 10 (04:19):
PS.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
I am so excited.

Speaker 10 (04:21):
For the Jewels new music to drop.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's happening, yes tomorrow, Yes, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Check it out.
I can go to my Instagrammagiable Fresh if you want
a link for where to follow it. But yes, on
everywhere you listen to music. My official first song drops tomorrow,
so thank you very much. Check it out.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
So got to be better than eating food off the floor.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, a song about eating food off the floor.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
It sounds like a love song to me.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
What I was I was dying for dessert, dying for dessert,
and my friend makes the most incredible chocolate pudding and
she was having a party. Everyone was outside and there
was like one portion of that pudding left in the refrigerator.
So I went to transfer it to a little bowl

(05:08):
and it dropped on the ground and I just grabbed
a spoon. I ate it as much as I could
get into my mouth, very very quickly, and then I
proceeded to lick the.

Speaker 10 (05:21):
Rest off of.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You actually licked it off the floor too.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
I mean, my takeaway from this conversation is, Okay, your friend,
please give us that rest that.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Sounds life changing. Was involved in that decision at all.

Speaker 10 (05:38):
It was.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Good. It was like a great barbecue, fun spritzer type situation,
and I just had to, you know, just change my lifestyle.
After that, I was like, that's not if anyone.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
If I was looking for a putting rest and someone
said it's so good you'll eat it off the floor.
Putting on a chair commercial, it's another Jewbile phone frame Mornings.

Speaker 10 (06:10):
On the twenties.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins, the assistant to the
principal here at Elementary. I'm looking for Danny's father.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
Yeah, this is Jim.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Hi William, how are you. I don't know if you
heard me or not, but my name is Pete Deakins,
assistant to the principal here at Elementary, and I needed
to call you today regarding your fourth grade son, Danny.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Is everything again?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, No, Danny is currently sitting across from me in
the principal's office and we have a bit of an
issue that I need to call you about today. I
assuming you know what it is.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
I have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well, we had book reports due today in his glass
and your son, Danny brought in a book report today
on a book called Wallbanger not necessarily appropriate for fourth graders.
If you know what book that is.

Speaker 11 (07:13):
I think I have an idea about it.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's a romance novel worth all sorts of sexy time
things happening.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Yeah, my wife clothes m hm.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass the blame
onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
That ton of boy, But well, I would appreciate some
honest books.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
And I'm sure he just like God the bookshelf.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a
romance novel as a book report, and I would appreciate
some honesty from you. We try to teach all our
kids here at the school to be honest and own
up to their mistakes.

Speaker 11 (07:48):
So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Okay, great, and let's lead by example.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
I am leading by example.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Say so you're admitting that this book is yours.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
No I'm not.

Speaker 11 (08:03):
I'm telling you the truth like I tell my kid
the truth. Now tell me the truth and tell me
what happens.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, when Danny your son came to the office. I
demanded that I see the book, and I read it
and I said, where did you get this smut? Danny?
That's right, I called it smut again, Danny. He's sitting
across from me and he said his pop off. So
you want to be honest with me about what you
read there, William.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
First of all, this is incorrect.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
It is not my books. These are books my wife reads. Second,
even if they were my books, why would this Danny
business of yours?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Well, the bird. You still haven't answered my question.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the
room now sitting in the lobby, so your son is
leaving the room so I can have a very candid
conversation with you. Okay, all right, the door is closed.
And I have to tell you that I don't appreciate
this book coming into our schools because I had to
read a little bit of it because of the situation,
and I'm in trouble with my boss.

Speaker 11 (09:05):
Now bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why
you're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading
this book and it is just as hot as I thought.
It would be. And he walks in and I'm naked,
and so yeah, I don't create it.

Speaker 8 (09:25):
What the did I just hear? I'm sorry, I need
your name again.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, sure, I'll give it to you, Pete Eakins. And
I'm the assistant to the principle here and.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
You're the assistant to the principal principal.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm the assistant to the principle.

Speaker 11 (09:39):
Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect
of the scholastic program.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
What you're in charge of, like the principal schedule is amazing.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
You're just going off on yourself with a romance novel tank.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Why that did not happen? Okay, we just took my
shirt off because I was getting a little hot.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
You took your shirt off like at a school. I'm sorry,
I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.
I'm going to go find out what the number of
the superintendent is. And you're done, dude, I don't know
what the streaky is, but this is not gonna fly.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, then I'm going to let you know that this
is actually a prank phone call and your wife set
you up. This is actually jubil from the Jubil show
doing a phone prank on you, and your wife set
you up for it. You seriously, Yeah, she said that
you give her crap all the time for reading romance
and I wasn't wanting to mess with you.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (10:38):
I guess I feel better now that I know this
isn't a real assistant to the regional district manager or whatever.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Sorry for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
So dating apps are innovating themselves by presenting a dating concierge.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Of course, that's AI.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
What I was like, Wait, is second just a straight
up person being employed to help you get a date?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
They have those. They're called matchmakers right.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Way more expensive than whatever the apps cost.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yes, yes, you're right.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
So the AI dating concierge is basically like this, so
tell me if you would want to use it. This
dating AI concierge is going to go on dates with
other avatars, which are essentially other people's dating concierge. So
they're going to be able to weed through all these
people and tell you which ones you should actually meet,
so they have not real dates with other So avatars

(11:31):
are dating on behalf of you.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm not explaining this correctly, are you getting it?

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
So your avatar is based on you? Yes, okay, so
like in a video game then right, So like you
build an avatar in a video game, and then your
avatar goes out into the video game and meets other
avatars and dates.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Now, yeah, then you know and tells you which one
that you should actually meet.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't like that.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Sounds like a timesaver to me.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
It does sound like virtual assistant. Could you go a
bunch of dates with me and tell me who I
should date, tell me who technically is the right fit
for you.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
But I don't know that these algorithms are even working
in the first place, where you have AI that's supposed
to be matching you up. Like actual matchmakers aren't even
sitting there going over profiles themselves. They're using AI to
do it. And everything can look great on paper, but
trust when you sit on those dates, there's that intangible
thing that you need to experience.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Right, it's so yeah, And it's also always based on
what you put on the paper.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well right, yeah, okay, and you put whatever you want
down on a res out there that love hiking. Okay,
able to.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Know if you're catfishing. That would be really interesting if
they could swort through that too.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm sure they could, because there's already image detection stuff
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You're lacking about your height? Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
It takes a full body picture of you and matches
it against something known object in the picture, and then
oh no, this person's actually five eight.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah. I just think it's an interesting time to be alive.
It really really is.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
It's a lazy time to be alive.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Get your fun out of the seat and go to
the bar.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Speaking of innovations, you guys want to hear about a
new fabric that allows you to get tan even while
wearing it. Now, this isn't new, it's just kind of
jumped to my attention recently because Kendall Jenner posted a
picture in this bathing suit that's supposed to be tanned
through swimwear, and then there's all these other people all
over social like I tried the tan through. I tried
the tan through, So I had to do research to

(13:24):
see if tan through swimwear actually still allows you to
get a tan, And it does.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
It does.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
According to what I found online. Yeah, so just let
see uv race through. Yeah, well eighty percent. Yes, it
has microscopic pores allowing the sun rays to shim me
through and allows up to eighty percent of the sun's
rays to penetrate.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Interesting, right, yeah, dangerous? Do you still need sunscreen? Good
for you?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
You shouldn't want to be tan what I.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Know, and I do so bad? So we love a
nice little self tanner anyway. And then a woman is
suing Coldstone Creamery over her person ashio ice cream and
she actually has a case. So she's suing Coldstone because
when she went to go get her pistachio ice cream favorite,
it didn't have pistachios in it good, and so she
was like, this is fake, it's just flavoring. She took

(14:12):
it to a judge. The judge said, you know what,
We're going to move forward with this class action. Wow,
this is a delightful dispute that raises a deceptively complex
question about the reasonable expectations.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
It tastes like pistachio though, right, Like, it's do they
have to go artificial pistachio ice cream? Now?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Did she happen to take the time to ask why
there's no pistachios in there.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Probably not because it was disappointing.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You do, because it's a deadly allergy to a lot
of people. The only place I can take my daughter,
who will die if she eats a pistachio, literally die
within minutes, is cold Stone Creamery. If this lady screws
up cold Stone.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Creamery for me, she wouldn't be ordering pistachio if it
if it's in the building, she's dead. Dang us, selfish lady.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
He needs to go buy her own damn pistachios in
a sealed bag and eat them on her own.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Wait, no, that's really interesting. I didn't know that because
I prefer pistachios in my ice cream too.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Bring them with you. You should just get outside a bed.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's probably why they don't have a Sash's exactly why.
Because we asked. We actually went to corporate with Coldstone.
We said, what is the deal with this pistachio ice cream?
We can never go there again. They said, no, absolutely not.
Because of the allergens that exists around pistachios and cashews
and other tree nuts. They have none of it at Coldstone.
It's one of the only safe places to go for

(15:34):
for kids who have nut allergies.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Interesting that judge didn't know that. Yeah, the judge is
an idiot. Most judges are. Well, you know this always.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Takes a turn. Yeah, I agree with that. Wait when
you start screaming. But anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I apologize just my daughter's life and like people like this,
they don't think all the way through it.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
No, we care about your daughter's life. No she doesn't.
But we're going to say trying to kill my daughter.
She can go for real.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
All right, thank you for listening to the actively Right
now the trending, there are three conversations happening at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Daniel is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been dating his girlfriend Brooklyn for almost a year now,
and already he suspects he suspects something might be going on.
Daniel's up, man, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Guys?

Speaker 8 (16:23):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I guess the question is how are you?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
I'm not the best. I just had better days.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, what's going on? Why do you think that your
girlfriend Brooklyn is cheating?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
I mean, she's just been very distinct lately, it's.

Speaker 12 (16:40):
Now usually like that.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
You know, we've been dating for about a year and
he's hang out every weekend. I have a lot of fun.
It was very seamless, but now recently she just says
that she has other plans and they don't hang out
nearly as much. She doesn't really tell me what the
plans are. She's just you know, going to hang out
with friends. Very vague about it, and you know, when
I ask more, she's still very vague, and I don't know,

(17:03):
It's just not how it used to be in it.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's not that unusual though.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I think that in the early stages of any relationship,
you spend a lot of time with your partner and
then you realize that you've been neglecting your friendships. And
so maybe that's where she is. I mean, other than
her acting weird and having plans with friends, is there
anything else.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
That would make you feel like she's cheating?

Speaker 8 (17:24):
It doesn't seem to be very in to me.

Speaker 12 (17:27):
Uh, you know, I try to.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Be romantic or you know, just a partner, and she
doesn't seem very interested. And I don't know, I feel
like she's got to be getting back somewhere else, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Does she seem preoccupied with her phone or other people.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
Not like particularly, but just not occupied with me at all?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Do you know the people she's spending time with?

Speaker 8 (17:54):
I mean, I know some of them, but I suspect
that I do, Like, I know her friends, but she
never really tells me who she's hanging out with, So
I just assume it's some of her close girlfriends. Now
I think about it, I'm like, oh, I don't know
who she's going to hang out with, so it could
be anyone.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
And you guys have been dating for about a year now,
so I feel like that's long enough to know the
people in her life, right, I agree? Did anything happen
before that? I mean, were you guys arguing, not.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Particular arguments or anything like, I don't know. We'd kind
of get in little arguments because I'd bring this up
that like we don't do anything, we don't have fun
together anymore, and she just kind of like rejects it,
and then you know, we'll be more distant.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Okay, So when she does go out with her friends,
how ready does she get Is she like all done
up or she just regular?

Speaker 8 (18:46):
I mean, she always looks amazing, so I don't know,
she doesn't. She always puts like some effort into getting ready.
I haven't noticed any particular like getting more ready or like,
I mean, she's she's definitely excited to leave the house
and go out and do things, but not for me
to accompany her.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That is, that's not a fun feeling at all. No,
So does she say she misses you?

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Yeah, I mean, like when we I mean, she says
it after I say it, like, you know, like it
kind of seems obligatory just to respond.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
It's the same I've been there before in your shoes,
you know, where you say I miss you and then
you're waiting for response and then they say I miss you.
But you can just feel kind of like they're just
saying it to be nice. Is that what it feels
like to you?

Speaker 8 (19:33):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it feels like.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
That happens to me when I say I love you.
All right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Already told us to a grocery store she's
a rewards card member at, and we'll call her and
pretend to be from there and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card members totally random. Who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if
she sends those to you or someone else.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
Okay, okay, and then will I be listening on that?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yes, you'll be on the phone so you can jump in.
You know, if you hear something you either want to
hear or don't want to hear, feel free to jump
in whenever.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
Okay, Okay, yeah, I say I might not be able
to resist.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine, go for it. Okay, we'll
play a song, come back and get here to Catch
a Cheater next. If you're just joining us for today's
to Catch a Cheater. Daniel is on the phone, and
Daniel's been dating his girlfriend Brooklyn for about a year now,
and he thinks something might be going on. So we're
about to call her and try to catch her if
she is cheating, and hopefully Danie'll find out that she's not.

(20:32):
But real quick, refresh everybody's memory about what's going on.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
My girlfriend Brooklyn has been very distant lately. We've been
dating for like a year, and I don't know. We
used to have a lot of fun, hang on every weekend,
go out together, laugh a lot, and that just doesn't
happen anymore. It's been a couple of months, and I
don't know if she just always is going out as
other plans, that she's hanging out with her friends, but

(21:00):
are you vague about that? And doesn't tell me who,
and she doesn't seem excited to do anything with me anymore,
and I just feel like she's something I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
But if you do find out that she is cheating,
trust me, there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Though.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You'll find somebody who definitely, you know, one hundred percent
of the time, wants to spend time with you, you know
what I mean, no questions.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Yeah, yeah, I want to hopefully believe that.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
And if she's not cheating, because it is still not
a way to treat a person, right, Yeah, then you
can get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
You can find out what's going on, you know.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Yeah, that's what I really need.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Okay, all right, man, here we go. So we're gonna
call her, pretend to be from the grocery store she's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards card member at random who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see
if she sends us to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Hi, this is Jordan. So I was looking for our
Rewards car member Brooklyn. Oh okay, I'm calling you today.
This is not a marketing call. Please don't hang up.
I'm calling you to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
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It's absolutely free and it's actually a two hundred and
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Speaker 12 (22:44):
Well, I know exactly who to send them to.

Speaker 10 (22:47):
I would like to send them to my mom.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay. We are also doing a Love is in the
Air package, so I can also throw in some flowers
that you can deliver to somebody special like that. In
your life if you know what I mean, the significant other,
I can send it to your mom and also.

Speaker 13 (23:06):
That oh okay, other than myself, I don't think that
I have anybody.

Speaker 12 (23:12):
That I would want to send flowers.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Okay, yeah, Brooklyn, really there's no one in your life
that you want to send flowers to.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Brooklyn. That's your boyfriend Daniel, who's on the phone. This
is actually the Jewbil Show. My name is jewbl Hi,
I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria, And we do a segment
on the show where we try to.

Speaker 13 (23:34):
See if I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Wait, I don't I
don't understand what's happening.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Huge value of flowers and like no cost to you,
and you just say no, there's no one that you
want to send them to you and they even said
that you come sorry.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Am I Right now, we do a segment called to
Catch a Cheater where if you suspect your significant other
of being unfaithful, we see if they obviously you or
to someone else.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
So okay, I can't believe you did this.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Wow, do you want to explain to her Daniel why
you wanted to do this?

Speaker 8 (24:09):
I mean, yeah, because I don't know. You've been very
distant lately, and you always say you're hanging out with
your friends but don't give me any details on who
it is, and I just I feel like there's someone else.

Speaker 12 (24:22):
And oh, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (24:23):
Man, Okay, So Daniel, I really didn't want to do
this like this, but like I mean, I thought that
maybe you would want to talk to me in person.
But I do realize that I've been distant yet, yeah,
because I feel like I need more space. You don't
give me any space. And it's like you want to
be together every day and I don't, Like I want

(24:47):
to have at least one or two days do whatever
I want to do by myself and to spend a
little bit much Lately.

Speaker 8 (24:56):
I feel like every day we don't hang out at all.

Speaker 13 (25:01):
Oh my god, I totally disagree. It's like, whenever I
want space, you just you want to be together and
to try to I try to find space within being
with you. So it's like I'm always feeling like I.

Speaker 10 (25:16):
Need to pull away to even just get a little.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Bit of space. And that space doesn't have anything to
do with any other dude.

Speaker 13 (25:25):
No, absolutely not. I just want to go on a
walk and watch the show that I want to watch
and read my books, and you know everything that I
like to do. You know me and I I'm beginning
to think that maybe you just don't respect that or
you don't understand it. That's why I've been trying to
pull away because I haven't been able to confront you

(25:49):
about it to be real.

Speaker 12 (25:52):
That you would get the hints.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I mean, Brooklyn, do you see where he's coming from?

Speaker 12 (25:55):
Though?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Like I mean, all of your points are really valid.
Space is so important in a relationship. But if you're
not communicating with your man and he's like, well, where's
she go? You're gonna you got to understand he was
kind of wondering where the heck you.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
Were, Well, could be real.

Speaker 13 (26:08):
I don't even know why you're a part of this conversation.
You have no right to actually come in between me
and my partner right now. Can't say anything. I don't
know if you're a therapist or a psychologist or whatever.
But I mean, I didn't ask for this. I didn't
ask for this, and I'm just trying to communicate how
I feel about this.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
I tried to get this information out of you per
months now, and you have just left me in the
dark and not wanted to talk about it, so I
figured somebody else could maybe get you too, and I
was right, And now you're being defensive about it, so
that makes me feel like you're hiding something.

Speaker 13 (26:44):
Well, I think whatever you want to think, but I
am just living my life and you know, wanting some space.
So I guess this makes me feel like I really
can't trust you to put me on the spot in
front of everybody who's listening to.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
This radio station. Apparently to me, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Mean you are now telling me a lot of things
that make somewhat sense that you could have just told
me that. Like nineteen times I asked you what's wrong,
and you just said nothing and said you're going to
hang out with your friends. And that just leads me
to think every night about what's happening. And I have
no idea what's going on in your brain.

Speaker 13 (27:23):
Well, you're just so clingy, and I can't do this anymore, Daniel.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
I didn't expect to do this on the radio, But
you're free to go and be with whoever you want to.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Be with twenty four hours a day, seven days.

Speaker 13 (27:34):
A week, because I need to have a break from
this and move on and have my space I'm breaking
up with you right now so that we both can figure.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
Out our lives separately. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
She hung up. Daniel, Wow you okay?

Speaker 12 (27:57):
No, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
I have some answers.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I guess, Daniel, there is going to be somebody that
wants to spend all of their time with you, for sure,
And I'm sorry this is going to take a second
for you.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
But she's out there.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
I appreciate this.

Speaker 10 (28:12):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater. I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
I was wrong, you were right.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
You're the best, I'm the worst.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
You're very good looking. I'm not attractive, all right, as
long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a saucy game of trivia for your face being added
to Trivia Mount rushmore. Ooh, also tickets to Pitbull and
t Pain. So call us right now eight eight eight
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four three one oh six one text in F one
O six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubel Show or go to the jebelshow dot com if
you want to play Victoria and now for rapid fire
word association to see how quick Victoria's brain is doing
this thing today. Okay, all right, Victoria. First word that
comes to mind when I say tortoise, turtle, public records hair,

(29:18):
nothing like picture of the hair just kind of popped
in my head. The hair's what hair?

Speaker 7 (29:26):
My hair.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
From the hair versus Victoria is coming up right after this.
It's the Jubill Show. What's that, Victoria? She's ready?

Speaker 10 (29:44):
I'd a large black cock large black? Do you mean
a venty?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I mean she means event Yeah, the biggest funny venty.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Is large twenty.

Speaker 10 (29:59):
In fact, large and grande is Spanish for large fant.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
He's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 11 (30:04):
It's also the only one that's to tell you congratulations.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
You're stupid and three languages. I'm for you versus Victoria,
America's favorite trivia game. Your chance to take on Victoria
Ramire is in a game of trivia for your chance
to be added to the trivia Mount Rushmore. I want
to be added to that base will be carved up
there next to the other famous trivia guys. Whoever they are.

(30:29):
It's funny. Also tickets to Piple and t Paine. And
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria Ashley. What's
up Ashley? Hi, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 8 (30:39):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (30:41):
I will say, how are you?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Fabulous? Thank you for asking? Are you ready to take
on Victoria?

Speaker 13 (30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (30:47):
A little nervous.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I haven't had my coffee yet, but we'll see how
I do. Oh me either. It's rough out here, same
playing field. Victoria out of the studio and Ashley. The
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer
as many questions possible. If you don't know one, you
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, Okay, the door is closed, she's outside,

(31:08):
and Ashley, your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Which physicists developed the theory of general relativity? Uh?

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Oppenheim?

Speaker 10 (31:20):
What is Oppenheimer?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
What is the longest river in South America? Which country
is famous for its tulips h What is the largest
desert in the world. What is the largest species of bear?

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Ripley or black bear?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Got that in. We'll bring Victory back in the studio
while she's getting settled. Ashley, what's something you would like
the world to know about you today.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
I want the beer you did.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Really, what did you have to eat?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
It was a blended smovie they made of fish scuts
and like curdled milk sets and hissing cockroaches.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Oh, why did you drink that? Amazing? Fear Factor?

Speaker 10 (32:11):
I'm really competitive?

Speaker 5 (32:14):
How was it?

Speaker 10 (32:17):
It was pretty good?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Actually I made it.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
Yeah, I finished my shake seconds.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Out of the four, so I meet it to the
last round where we got a lot of cuted. So
that was that was when I went out Chear Factor.
That show was good when it first started because it
was all just challenged, like, you know, challenges that people
had to do, like legit. And then they just started
torturing people, you know, yeah, do you want money? Yeah,
you're gonna get stabbed thirty seven times in the eyeball,

(32:47):
can you do it?

Speaker 14 (32:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
And while hissing cockroaches sit on your face. They loved
tasting cockroaches too, They loved those things all right. Actually,
good job, Victoria. Thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. Is so scared. If you don't know one,
just say pass And you have to be Ashley outright
to win. And Ashley you can tell Victoria when.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
To go, okay go.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Which physicists developed the theory of general relativity bro vass.
What is the longest river in South America?

Speaker 12 (33:22):
Now?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Which country is famous for its tulips?

Speaker 14 (33:26):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Uh oh oh oh oh mysh Germany. What is the
largest desert in the world Antarctic are Yeah? What is
the largest species of bear?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Polar bear? What composed the moonlight sonata?

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Who, I'm sorry? Who composed the light Sonata? I don't
know how passed.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Which country is known as the land of the Midnight Sun.
I want to say the North, but that's not a period.
Santa would be very all Send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard
producer Brad Victoria.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
You guessed one correct we already had, and then Ashley
got two correct outright.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Oh Ashley, congratulations, you did it. I beat Victoria so hard.
What was worse playing this game or drinking that shake?
Come for your back.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
I'm going to have.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
You got piple and tea paint tickets. Also your face
carved on Trivia Mount Rushmore, wherever that is. You got
to find it and then go ahead and carve your
face on it, and you're good to go. All right,
let's get the answers.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
With Nina Einstein is a physicist that developed the theory
of general relativity.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
One.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
The Amazon River is the longest in South America. I said,
I'm going to ignore you. You did not say that.
You said the Nile.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
But the Netherlands are famous sports two lips actually said Holland,
which is the other name for the Netherlands, Just right right.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
So it is Germany.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
It's the Sahara is the largest desert in the world.
And then polar polar is the largest species of bear.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
No, no, no, wait, I'm pretty sure you had that question.
We did, and we said, it's the Arctic. Yeah, it
was like Antarctica. Yeah, it was just it was like
the last the other day, Antarctica. And I literally guess Sahara.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
You can't go back on that now and tell me
I'm wrong when I get throight one.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Why are you screaming? Because he also still would have
lost if you got don't. Yeah, I mean, actually, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
So the largest species of bear is the polar bear.
Beethoven composed Moonlight Sonata. And then Norway is the land
of the midnight Sun.

Speaker 14 (35:48):
I know.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I just actually congratulations, you won. You beat Victoria. We
play Yours is Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.
If you want to play Victoria, point dm us at
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Speaker 5 (36:02):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 2 (36:09):
Kan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Macy that he went out with. So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him another date.
But first, kids, how long has it been since you
heard from Macy?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Dude?

Speaker 7 (36:23):
It's been like five days? And I know I'm getting ghosted,
Like absolutely, no, I am getting ghosted.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
What makes you say it like that?

Speaker 7 (36:34):
I knew that whenne she showed up to the place
where I took her out, like she just wasn't impressed,
she wasn't having it, And I just I don't clearly
quite one hundred percent of Sam, but like I do
know that she.

Speaker 8 (36:48):
Is avoiding me.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Okay, what is it about her?

Speaker 13 (36:53):
Though?

Speaker 5 (36:53):
That makes you want to get a hold of her.
If you're being avoided, then why are you running towards
the avoid ee?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Oh No, she's like she's great, she's professional, she's you know,
just like you know, we really like I wanted to
really hit it off, but like it's like I don't know,
like I gave her an opportunity to choose the place,
and she she didn't choose a place. So I took
her to this like old like kind of hometo that

(37:19):
like Scott like some character.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
You know.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
She called it musty, Yeah, because I don't know, like
I love like things like that, Like I don't necessarily
go for I don't know. I gave her the opportunity
to choose.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
So do you feel like the experience that you gave
her wasn't normal for you? Or what do you want
to tell her?

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Well, I just want to tell her that, you know,
like did I could tell that she was like getting
quote work calls through the whole date and stuff, and
it's like, you know, I start of one, like dude,
if you're really not having a great time, finally said
she had to leave after like five or six calls,

(38:02):
Like all I'm trying to say is like, I'm not
that bad of a guy. I don't know what it
is exactly that I did. The plan was for her
we were gonna eat after she got off work. It
just it seemed weird that, like it doesn't take much
for me.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
To pick up on it, Like so you could tell
there was like a vibe vibe that she wasn't into it.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah, I'm just like I.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Just kind of want to like get her to like
I want to figure out the real reason why she
was ghosting me, because I know it wasn't work and
I don't know what I did wrong, you know what
I mean. Like she's a great She's a great girl.
You know That's really what I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Okay, cool, Well we'll play a song come back, and
then call her seem so tell us why she's ghosting
you and hopefully get you another date. Then all right, cool,
all right, man, who play song, come back and get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of our first day follow up and if you're just
joining us at Kent is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Macy's, We're about to call her and
ask her why she's ghosting him and maybe get him

(39:03):
another date if he still wants him. But before we
do that, can why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation?

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Well, you know, like I went out with this girl.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
We gave her an opportunity to choose anywhere to go
in the world, and.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
You know, she let me choose.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
She said my place was musty.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
And I know for sure I'm getting ghosted, but I
don't know why.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
But I just don't feel like I deserve that. I
want to know. I want to know why she won't.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Talk to me anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, and you really liked her?

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Huh No, she's fantastic.

Speaker 13 (39:32):
All right? Man?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well here you are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 7 (39:34):
I'm ready as I can be.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
I guess. Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Hello, Hi, Masik to Macie. Please, this is me see
how can I help you? Macie?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (39:53):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
My name is Jewbel and I host a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show him Macy, I'm Nina also
on the show.

Speaker 14 (39:58):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
My name Victorian Ho you Hi, I'm good, How are
you great? Thank you for asking? Have you ever listened
to the show before?

Speaker 10 (40:06):
No, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
So we do a segment on the show. It's called
the first Date follow up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and they end up
ghosting you, you can have us get them on the
phone and ask them why they're ghosting you. So we
got an email you.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Oh you got it?

Speaker 10 (40:21):
Oh that's how you were offering.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Oh god, yeah, we got an email about you. And
his name is Kent.

Speaker 13 (40:29):
Do you know?

Speaker 10 (40:31):
Sorry?

Speaker 8 (40:31):
No, thank you?

Speaker 10 (40:33):
No, I don't want the first date was terrible. I
don't really want to relive that.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Oh no, okay, well could you tell us why? He
just wants to know. He said he really liked you,
and he doesn't know you know, why you're ghosting him?

Speaker 10 (40:45):
Oh he should know. Okay, Well we'll put it very simply.
He took me to have you guys ever been there? No,
because you're normal people. Okay. It is a place that
you take a first date. It is a place that
you will take a future murder victim. It's cheery?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Is that bad?

Speaker 14 (41:05):
It was?

Speaker 12 (41:05):
I thought it was going to be a cute little bar,
you know, a nice happy hour.

Speaker 10 (41:09):
I walked in, I got scared.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
I almost walked right out, but he had already seen
me and so I was like, oh, well, this will
be my life for the next two hours.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yay.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
He was terrible from the beginning.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
It wasn't good.

Speaker 14 (41:24):
And so you know, after like fifteen minutes, I went
to the bathroom and I called my friends and I
was like, hey, I.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
Need you to call me like every ten minutes until
I can get out of here and be like, oh,
what an emergency.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
It was so bad.

Speaker 10 (41:42):
He like, I come in. I had just gotten off
of work. He's wearing jeans and a T shirt. I
thought we were both coming from work. And then he
tells me that he quit his job a few weeks ago.

Speaker 14 (41:54):
That's a big deal breaker for me because I want
someone that I can work with and we can grow together.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
I do not want to be the sole dread winner.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Well did he explain why he put his job, what
his plan is for the future.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
No, No, I didn't get that far. I was already
so turned off.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
I was like, can I cut in here?

Speaker 8 (42:17):
EO, yes you can.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's Kent. He's been actually listening and wants.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
To talk to you.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (42:25):
First of all, what, sorry, wait, you're what you listening?

Speaker 13 (42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Yeah, I'm listening because I was trying to figure out
why you were ghosting me.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
But like that I'm listening to you.

Speaker 10 (42:37):
I'm like, dude, like what the like, what the hell?

Speaker 12 (42:41):
That's ken?

Speaker 14 (42:42):
And you like you the place that we win Like okay, Well,
first of all, that bar is disgusting in the future,
never take any woman there.

Speaker 10 (42:50):
They will call the police on you.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
You you emailed them and.

Speaker 10 (43:00):
For phone calls so that you could listen to me.
You understand that weird o behavior. Tent right, No, you
is a place, like I know everybody there.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
It's just like a really chill play. That's a good vibe.

Speaker 10 (43:17):
And I gave you the opportunity to choose anywhere you wanted.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
We could have gone anywhere, like if you were so,
I knew that you didn't like it, but you could
have said something, we could.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Have gone elsewhere.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
Tent.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
If I had known that you were going to say
let's go.

Speaker 12 (43:31):
To I would have been like, oh, let's just.

Speaker 10 (43:34):
Meet in the alley way behind the Arby's.

Speaker 12 (43:37):
And we could just forage in. Would have been.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
It was not it is not that bad, Like come on, man, like.

Speaker 12 (43:46):
That here was a man making my own shirt in
the in the corner of the bar.

Speaker 10 (43:55):
You know, is that normal. Is he just one of
the regulars?

Speaker 12 (43:58):
Is he one of those characters as we always hear about,
I'm you.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Date.

Speaker 10 (44:09):
I don't want any.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
Date with any man after this. If I go on
a date with another man and he says, where do
you want to go, I'm going to say.

Speaker 14 (44:17):
I have strong objections to in case you wanted to
take me there. Other than that everywhere else is acceptable?
Then why didn't you have a suggestion? And now you're
just like you're just hating all my people, Macie, I
have a.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Question for you. Would you like to go out on
another date with Kent? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 10 (44:40):
Oh my god, I'm so sorrying and be washing my
hair that night.

Speaker 12 (44:42):
Whatever night is supposed to beat, I'll be washing my
hair that night. I'm so sorry. Oh I want to
ken if you have them call me up so that
you can listen in and being be sneaky peaty about
this and want to want to know why I didn't
want to go out on a date with you.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
You should have known the way that you were dressed.

Speaker 12 (45:01):
You don't care, like you quit your job, I would
you don't care about life. You're gonna bum.

Speaker 10 (45:06):
Around for a little bit.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
I quit my Oh my god, dude, when I told
you I quit my job, I mean like, i sold
my company for like six hundred K and I'm moving on.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
Like you didn't even take a second to even like
ask anything about me.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 14 (45:26):
Okay, I apologize, but also congratulations doesn't matter.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
You're still not working, You're still just bumming around.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
I'm not bumming around.

Speaker 14 (45:36):
Man.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
When I told you that I would take you anywhere,
I meant it.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
I could take you anywhere.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
You didn't have a po If.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
I had said, oh, I want to go to Mississippi
and I want to ride on a on a steamboat
and have dinner, you would have done that on a
first date.

Speaker 14 (45:53):
You know what.

Speaker 10 (45:54):
That sounds cool?

Speaker 12 (45:55):
Why not I've got I've got the resources to do that.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
But like, I don't brag about my like you obviously
a really really matters to you to be like a
princess everywhere you go.

Speaker 10 (46:07):
Like, I'm just really, are you sure, Mazie.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
Let me tell you something. If you really want to
dig some gold.

Speaker 10 (46:15):
I got his numbers for you.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
I got some duds so they'll like knock your socks off.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Good ahead, But like I don't think it. Oh I
don't know.

Speaker 12 (46:26):
I'm so sad. Maybe I need to be a worst person.

Speaker 14 (46:29):
Do you want me to get in some alley?

Speaker 10 (46:31):
Sits more? I'm a woman for you gros, get out
of here.

Speaker 12 (46:36):
I don't know if you could be the worst person.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Give it a shot.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
Oh my god, you are such a weird, weird behavior.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I'm sorry you didn't get another date or your fault.

Speaker 12 (46:48):
Thank you, damn shocker, shocker, there's no second date.

Speaker 10 (46:53):
Come on, all right, I guess we're done. This is
what I'm just really glad that you guys called me.

Speaker 12 (46:58):
Thank you for my mean why my standards are so high?

Speaker 10 (47:01):
I love you.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
I'm gonna start.

Speaker 9 (47:03):
Listening to you now.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Well, if your standards are high, don't do that.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
Juble's first Day follow up.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
One time I did an interview where the last thing
the journalist said to me was it's a great time
to be Taylor Tomlinson, And an hour later I got dumped.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
So you never know what gonna happen. Relationships can be hard.
A lot of people talk about all the red flags,
but you don't hear about the green flags that much.
That's a jewle show. Well, relationship experts just release a
list of statements that you'll hear in the best relationships.
So we'll go over at next so you can either
high five yourself or go, oh, that's what I've been

(47:43):
doing wrong. Right after this, it's the Jewble show. Well
you need it's friends who love and support you wrong.
I need friends who I can talk with because there's
a lot going on in this big head of mine.
I need someone to bounce ideas off of.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Someone can be like, I don't like the way this
girl did that, and she could be like, either, yeah,
I totally agree that door, they could be like I
actually disagree.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
With you, and we can have like an intellectual discussion.
What I don't need is a friend who's like.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
That's so mean.

Speaker 8 (48:09):
No it's not.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
I can't help it.

Speaker 10 (48:10):
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I can't help it. And you ever see those couples
that are like so good at being a couple, You go,
there's no way anybody's that happy. It turns out it
can't happen. And relationship experts just released a list of
the top things that you hear in successful relationships, so

(48:34):
it'll be good for a lot of us to hear. Yes,
you can see if you do these, if you have
these in your relationship or not, then re evaluate, let's
go over it immediately, yeah, or just start doing that
that I feel statements is a good Do you mean yes,

(48:54):
it's a good thing. Okay? Oh I like that I
feel so instead of saying, yeah, I feel this way,
so I feel like you're not paying enough attention to me,
I was I feel mad. It's like yeah, good, that
would work and say why oh okay, so instead of
like you made me mad, yeah, you'd say I feel mad. Yeah.

(49:17):
You have to own your feelings, right, and people care
about how you feel if they care about you, So
then you make it a feeling that you feel rather
than something that they did to make because nobody can
make you feel a way that you don't already feel God,
so you can't put that on someone else. Right, you're
angry because they did that, sure, but they didn't make
you feel that way. You're angry. I like any sense?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Yes, Like I said, if they care about you, then
they'll ask why and try to get down to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I've been in a lot of relationships where are like,
I feel like that was unnecessary and like whatever talking
about I feel like, what are you talking about? You're
not being gas like, Okay, that's not very predictive.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, this one's a little bit of a land mine
because you can also be like, I feel like your
style is terrible, Like, so don't maybe like just be
a little bit careful of this one.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
You know, they say you don't have to start with
those exact words. It's just about expressing emotions, things like
I'm getting scared, or that hurt my feelings, or I
feel like you don't understand me right now.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
You guys, that hurt my feelings. Go so far you
want something, you just say that hurt my feelings, and
you can pretty much get whatever you need.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Time talking about a raise at work and be like,
I really feelings how much you pay me?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
You look at me like, virtually get out of my office.

Speaker 13 (50:51):
I will.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Another thing they say you should say in successful relationships,
I need to calm down. Okay, Yeah. I follow it
up with that produce of bread. And that is the
one thing that can hasplate any argument. You need to
calm down, as I've made that mistake a lot. You're
acting crazy.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Yeah, those two things. That's a push, that's a button
that gets pushed and nobody's going to be calm.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
They say it's about taking a breath. Other examples include,
this is important to me, please listen.

Speaker 12 (51:23):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Can I have a hug? Can I have a hug? No,
that's on there, it's on there. To ask, it is
nice to ask. I've also been relationships where I asked him,
have been just denied of a hug from their person?

(51:44):
I found them. I can give you names. We're going
it is unfortunate since fix why I was finding those people.
But thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
It was the same person you would say I feel.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And maybe like I don't hear you care how you feel? Okay,
this is about this whole thing is just about me.

Speaker 8 (52:10):
I know that sure will be.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Downtown this week giving up free hunts. We're going over
statements that relationship experts say the most successful relationship has
stop actions. It's similar to I need to calm down,
but phrases like let's start again. Can we take a
break and talk about something else? You know, because sometimes

(52:33):
you'll be in a relationship and you'll be talking about
something serious and it'll be so long. And I read
this thing the other day that as a human you
can only handle that conversation for like forty six minutes
or something like that, and then you need to like
step away from it and come back to it. That
the trick is coming back to the conversation.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Well, yeah, A lot of couples therapists say that if
you need to take a break from a conversation, you
actually set the time that you would come back. So
you're like, hey, I've done that before. Yeah, well let's
come back at three o'clock or tomorrow at nude. I've
set a stopwatch for like an hour, like a timer
for like an hour, But will you go with them
for forty six minutes before you stop?

Speaker 8 (53:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, And you're like, well, let's try it later. Talk later.
Everybody has their window of tolerance, right, no matter what.
At some point, somebody could lose it. And you don't
want to lose it because you want to If you
are in a healthy relationship, if you care about the
other person, then you don't want to say something you
don't want to say, or you don't want to freak out.
However you freak out right.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
I think Victoria is a little alarmed because that's longer
than any of the relationships she's ever had forty six minutes.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
Yeah, well, I've never had a conversation that I don't
want to have where it's been longer than like five minutes.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I'll be like, never mind, I yeah this.

Speaker 10 (53:41):
I know I brought it up.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I know I'm going upset, but I'm also bored with
me right now, so whatever to go. But but it's
how you get.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Back in that though, that really makes it different, because
you should be cuddling at that point and then you
go remember and then it ends really nice.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Well it sounds nice, remember what. Yeah it works. Another
phrase that relationship experts say happen in healthy relationships, getting
to yes phrases that validate the other person and help
you meet halfway. Things like I agree with part of
what you're saying. I wouldn't put the part of in there.

(54:16):
It's like I feel like that would hit hard right away,
but like I'd be like, I hear you, also this right,
I should. Also, this is just my tip, but the
word butt. Take that out of your vocabulary because when
you say it automatically, people think you're invalidating everything before
the word butt. So just add also like yeah, also,

(54:36):
I think you're crazy, you know, what.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
I mean, like I hear you.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Also, no, that's on my way to spin it. Expressing
your appreciation is another thing they say happens in healthy relationships,
like I understand or thank you for saying that.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
You know, it's really funny. I got myself dumped for
trying to use that type of verbiage. This one guy
I was seeing was off like doing some building houses
type of emission, and he was gone for like three
weeks and I was starting and we were kind of newish,
but I texted him.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I was like, I would really appreciate hearing from you,
like an in that this article means word appreciate. I
would really appreciate it if you would text me every day.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
He was just like, I was in the hospital last night.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
He had some allergic reaction to a dog. So then
and then he dumped me. After that, It's time for
Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
So an unsuspecting character is getting involved in the craft
cocktail business. So when I say, Welches, what do you
think of grape juice? Right and cute little kids and
all those commercials, Well yeah, okay, well Welches is now
getting into craft cocktails. Welches we'll have vodka transfusions, vodka
cranberry watermelon mules, and passion fruit mohetos. Yeah, all featuring

(55:59):
real fruit in five point nine percent alcohol.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
That kind of sounds like a bad hangover if I'm
being honest. All the sugar.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah, but it's real fruit juices, which is different than
like the syrups and stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
So this might be a good thing. I'll see for you.
I think it's a great thing. You get to get
the mixer.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
How many times are you going to buy vodka and
then you're buying the cranberry juice or whatever else? You know,
you just reach for welches and it's already handled. You're
the big kid that doesn't want to do anything.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Welch is like buying our stuff for mixtures. Anyway, we
might as well make the money for this.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
So that's coming and very exciting for some NASA wants
to build a railway on the Moon.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Ooh heck.

Speaker 14 (56:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
So this really claiming territory up there keeps getting more
and more intense. So their plan is within the next
fifteen years where they have a permanent When they have
a permanent outpost, there will also be this railway that
they're going to use to have magnetic robots gliding along
a track. Cool transporting things. From one part, can we
live on the moon yet?

Speaker 13 (56:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
No, right, First of all, it's not a yet situation.
Never will you be able to live.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
On the moon.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Well, not that attitude.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Also, I like that we're bringing old West trains. I
just I don't know we're gonna do like we did
on Earth way back in the day. I want to
just put this stuff we have on Earth up there
better than the train's.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Rather to have those like little what do they call him,
the ones with the axles and the Oregon Trail, you know,
wagons wagons up.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
There to pull wagons.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Anyway, so a woman has a solution to all of
your lonely problems.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
What I just thought it was horses keep going. I
think it was both.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Cool, but anyway, There's a woman in Ohio who is
feeling so sad that she was missing her boyfriend that
she decided to knit a life size replica of him
that ended up looking a lot like Jason Momoa. She
knit him complete with man parts and muscles. Whoa, And
this went so viral that she's now making more of

(57:59):
these muscles yarn men. Yeah, and they're called Neale Lynn's
perfect boyfriends. So if you're feeling lonely, you get ready, man,
you're gonna have a musclele yarn man.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
This is called societal psychopathy. We're all psychotic at this point.
That is insane. And she done that. I bet you
she's attractive. If she wasn't, they'd be like, this is creepy,
this epidemic.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
And if your yarn boyfriend says loneess like knitting a man,
I call it innovation.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
He never talks about.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
That's what's trending.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Jubles.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. I
do sweet?

Speaker 8 (58:50):
What is it?

Speaker 14 (58:52):
I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many
years ago to pay my rent.

Speaker 10 (58:58):
That's it, one time, one and done.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Never do it again.

Speaker 10 (59:01):
Never did it before.

Speaker 11 (59:05):
You? No?

Speaker 10 (59:07):
No, oh my gosh. Actually in a McDonald's bag.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Oh wait, that's how easy it is. You sit in
amconald's bag.

Speaker 13 (59:16):
Well, I mean, I'm sure if anything had happened, you know,
it's not very hidden.

Speaker 14 (59:21):
Sometimes the more obvious thing is the less obvious thing,
if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Yeah, Guardian Angel on that run.

Speaker 10 (59:27):
Dang, Yeah, it was terrifying. I tried to back out
after agreeing to it, it was too late. I ended
up doing it, getting it done, and never did it again.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. I'll chopo,
no problem everyone.

Speaker 12 (59:41):
You never know by looking at me.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
It don't sound I sound like it, but you know.
Thank you have a good one. You guys, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 13 (59:54):
So?

Speaker 4 (59:54):
When I was ten, this girl and her grandmother needed
a place to stay, and my parents let her move
into the house. And as soon as they moved in,
everything I had she supposedly had and was stealing it
from me and I could never find it. So one
day I whispered in her ear that she should steel
money out of my sister's wallet, and as soon as

(01:00:17):
she did it, I ran to my parents and got
her kicked out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
You framed her, well, not really framed her, but you
did set her up.

Speaker 10 (01:00:26):
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I was trying to steal my.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Nice world. Well it seems sounds like it worked out
for you.

Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
Yes, yes, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
By what's your dirty little secret?

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